Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #262: Wish You A Happy Saturnalia Chirstmas With Gordo Rochford

Episode Date: December 24, 2019

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas everyone! Thank you so much for tuning in for a special Christmas edition of Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli. This episode welcome Those Conspiracies Guys' Gordo Rochford to discuss the true history of Christmas. Thank you so much for all of your support. Have a great Holiday. Please check out Gordo's amazing podcast Those Conspiracy Guys: https://thoseconspiracyguys.com Check out Gordo's twitter: https://twitter.com/gordonrochford Please check out.... Check out all the Tin Foil Hat Full Episode Videos at brokensimulation.com My youtube.com Youtube.com/SamTripoli Patreon: Patreon.com/TinFoilHat Tshirts: TinFoilHattshirts.com Cameo.com www.cameo.com/samtripoli Thank you to our sponsors: Manscaped: Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code TINFOILHAT at Manscaped.com. That’s 20% off with free shipping at manscaped.com, and use code TINFOILHAT Blue Chew: Visit Blue Chew dot com and get your first shipment free when you use promo code tinfoil. Just pay $5 shipping. That’s B-L-U-E-Chew dot com promo code tinfoil. Chew it and do it! ADsuits.com: hey have tons of different colors and styles. they have suits in solid colors, pinstripes, plaids, houndstooth, double breasted, corduroy, tuxes. and all for $39 to $69. AND they give away 1 free suit every week to one of our listeners. thats just tinfoil hat fans. we announce the winner here the following week on the show. Just go to ADsuits.com/TinFoilHat and put in your email. or don't put in your email in for the free suit and just go to ADsuits.com/TinFoilHat and get a 2-button suit for $39. BETDSI: Go to BETDSI.com and use the promocode HAT100 and they will double your deposit. Live Shows: Phoenix January 9th-12th: Headlining the House Of Comedy Arizona. az.houseofcomedy.net

Timfoil Hattie. Oh, what the fuck are you guys even talking about? Global controls will have to be imposed. And a world governing body will be created to enforce them. Welcome to Tinfoil Haas. We go deep, home boy. Aaron, open your mic. Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere.

That's some interdimensional shit. Wake up, Aaron. This is only the beginning. There's, you just blew my mind. Are you ready to get your mind blown? Revolution will be podcasted. And welcome to TinFoil-Hat. You know what we're here to do? What we're here to do?

We're here to rock. That's what we are. We're here. You know, uh, joining me as always is my partner in crime. Xavier Guerrero. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? XG? Hanging in. And on the ones and twos doing it. Everybody seems to love his addition to the show. I still question it. My good friend, Johnny Woodard, everybody.

Happy Christmas. Oh, you're saying happy? Happy Christmas? Not merry? Yeah. Yeah, saying happy Christmas this year. That's a decision. You're mixing it up? It's deliberate. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. to. to. to. the. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. to. t. the. the. the. the. the. You're mixing it up. It's deliberate. Yeah. Well, you got your own pronouns? Happy Christmas, war is over. Okay. You could defend someone with the Christmas. Yeah. Now they want you to say happy holidays. I actually don't know anybody that gets offended because I would not have them in my life. I'm splitting the baby. I'm saying happy. I'm saying happy Christmas. Yeah. the baby. I'm saying. the the the the the the the they. I the the the the the the the the they. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the................ the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the.. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the.. I'm saying happy, instead of happy holidays. Please don't spit the baby. We have enough of that out there. Hillary's doing enough of that. We don't need any more sleep of the babies here. Guys, this is our end of the year show. We don't have a lot to plug. We're going to do some plugs through the show. I know some you guys love it and some you guys don't. Well, this is the business we're the business we're the business we're the business we're the business we're the business we're the business we're the business we're the business we're the business we're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th. th th th th th th thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the th, yeah, yeah. Here's a show I want to pitch. January 9th through the 12th, I will be live at the House of Comedy in Phoenix, Arizona.

It is a Thursday through Sunday gig. I'm gonna shoot some stuff there. I got a couple bits that I feel I'm starting to see leaking the other people's acts. Okay? And I think I need to shoot it. Get it on screen because, you know, you can't do anything original anymore without everybody duplicating it a thousand times. But it is kind of weird.

There hasn't been a lot of guys in LA or women in LA doing conspiracy comedy podcasts. Is that weird? Like, this thing is so scary to them that they don't even want to risk you know I'm not saying I started as John obviously there was last podcast on the left that was doing it before me time sucks not really a conspiracy podcast but you know they do they do kind of murders and all those things but you don't see a lot of people doing it. We're we're originators never duplicate. All you gotta know is they're looking at you if they're copying you. Guys got the number 35 last week. That's amazing.

They like something. So go to a go to a house of comedy. AZ dot house of comedy dot net. Grab those tickets now. I have some stuff coming up in oak, OKC. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. We. We. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. grab those tickets now. I have some stuff coming up in Oak OKC, you name it Tulsa I believe or New Mexico. We're going to be out there. All those are available at Sam Tripoli.com and we're going to push those as we get closer. But that's all the, oh, the patron is on fire everybody.

Go to patron, patron.com backslash. thinfoil hat. We we tho, we tho, we tho, we tho, we tho, we tho, we tho, we're tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, I have tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th.o, th.o, th.o, th. I I I I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. I th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.a, tho.a fire, everybody. Go to patron, patron.com, backslash, tinfoil hat. We're throwing as much product on there as I can. And go to what else? We got, oh, broken simulation. This is where all the full videos are. You want to watch this show. You like, you love our new studio, which I do. You want to see Johnny sexy ass as he loses weights thanks the AIDS okay right you want to see that

go to the new platform broken simulation dot com I'm not asking you to get in a car and drive in traffic or buy a ticket going I'm just asking you go to your address fucking key thing put an ad the new website address and you're there and it's each one is just stacked on top of each other it's real simple because you know we're gonna get into this with our guests today the the hounds are out they're hunting okay and it's just a matter of time before they before they come for all of us okay they're they're the the they're they're they're they're the they're they're they're their they're they're their they're they're their they're they're their their their their their their their to to to to to to to to to to to their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to their their to their tr tr tr true true true true true true true true true true true true true to to to to to to to to to to to to to to a matter of time before they come for all of us. Okay? They're willing to kill their business in order to control the message. And you hate it. If you listen to the show, you hate mainstream media. You know and I know it.

You know and I know it. But you've got to be willing to get a little uncomfortable. And by little uncomfortable, put an address in your web bar and go to the new website, which is Broken Simulation.com. T-shirts are up. We got a psychic bigfoot. We got a flat earth, unibomers right, you name it. You know, fear and adrenaline chroming in Vegas, boom, they're all there. Great way to support the show. Go to Tin Fall Hat T-shirts.com. I think that's the business. That's the business. That's the business. We got so many more shows coming. We're so excited.

And I'm telling you, dude, we've finished out pretty strong. We've been selling out everywhere we're going and I think 2020 is gonna be bigger, okay? Trust me, there's gonna be way more to talk about, all right? If you, you know, 2019 was a bad-assit trip, okay? 2020 is gonna be Florida man on Bass Salt's, okay? Just jerking off on dead alligators, all right? So, enjoy it. All right. Joining us is one of the top podcast. He's got a lot of exciting news to tell us about. Uh, uh, he's got one the, I mean, dude, this is how great his podcast was.

His podcast got in the top 100 in America. And he's not even from America. How amazing is that? All the Americans do in podcast, a foreigner comes in and drops that hammer, okay? Taking our jobs. Please welcome their shelves. The man, the myth, the legend from those conspiracy guys. Garrow, Gordo, Rothford, everybody.

How are you? Hey, lads, what's cracking? What's going on? Dude, let me just tell you something. You look good, buddy. You look good. Thanks, man. I'm rocking a young Santa vibe. I love it.

You know, belly and beard. I gotta tell you the whole vibe of your shot is nice. It's like, you look like the Jefferson's like you're moving on up. I can show you, I can show you around. I got my, I got my, all my bits and pieces, got my plants to keep healthy. I'm in a new studio right now in a new version of TcG Towers. We're just moving, getting, uh, getting next level, getting, like you said, moving on up. It's exciting, huh? Like when you start to see like, oh, this is getting traction, you know? It's, it's exciting. It's in, it's, like, like, like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, the six, the six, the six, the six, the six, the six, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, got my, got my, got my, got my, got my, got my, got my, got my, got my, got my, got my, the, the, the, the, the plants, the plants, the plants, the plants, the plants, the plants, the plants, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the, got, got, the, the, to see like, oh, this is getting traction, you know? It's exciting. It's in six figures, like, monthly, even seven figures, monthly, and for downloads, which

is amazing to me that there's that many people listening to it. And on all platforms, all countries, there's motherfuckers and Trinidad and Tobago, listening to this show, you know. Shout out Tobago, dog. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It's. It. It. It. It. It's. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's a comedy. It's a comedy. It's a comedy. It's a comedy. It's a comedy. It's a comedy. It's exciting. It's exciting. It's a comedy. It's exciting. It's a comedy. It's a comedy. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. There's motherfuckers in Trinidad and Tobago listening to this show, you know. Shout out Trinidad Tobago, Doc. There's a comedy club there. Contact me. Whoever's in Trinidad Tobago is the. Yeah, man. And congrats to you guys on your top 50, top 50 charts like legit. 35 I think it was you said on social media. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think the highest we ever got was like 25. I don't. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. th. th. the. the. th. th. th. the. the. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. t. the. t. the. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. the. the. the. the. the. the highest we ever got was like 25. I don't even know I don't know if that was the Alex Jones one or a little after that but It was any brava one for sure and it's great my goal is top 20 that's all I've ever wanted just one type just to touch it. But real talk like that's you know top thirty five of 75 of 750 something thousand podcasts in the world like like that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. tho tho tho tho tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. tho. that's tho. that's tho. that's that's tho. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's thi that's the the the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thea thoooo. tho. the. the. tho. the. thousand podcasts in the world. Like that's how many podcasts are out there. They blew up 25% growth podcast worldwide in 2019. This is all from like a blueberry and Lipson stats.

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Floodlights, man. It's fucking Yankee Stadium at the end of the tunnel. I just have to introduce more fucking tunnel, you know? You know, and if you're listening here and you're kind of like in a rut and you don't want to know what you, and you're not sure what you're sure, to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do th sure, and you're not sure, and you're not sure, and you're not sure, and you're not sure, and you're not sure, and you're sure th sure th sure th sure th sure th sure thu and you're that that that that the their their tho, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to do their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thin, you're thu. thin, you're not sure, you're not sure, you're not sure, you're not sure, you're not sure, you're not sure, you're not sure. toda, you're not sure. thoananank. thoan. Anyone could do it, man. You just... Get that Gary V vibes, man. Get that fucking... I left school of 14. I didn't like that shit.

I bought some cars. Bought some model cars, bought some model trail. Sell them in the fucking market. You go and do that shit. And he's like, just like, they, they, they, they, th, th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t th. th. tha. tha. th. Fucking quit school! And the parents are like this behind him like, Gary, don't be, what are you telling them? But it's not, it's not bullshit, it's true man. People are fucking getting slotted into these, uh, slotted into these boxes with other smelly cunts sitting beside you.

That, the only thing you have in common is your year of manufacture. or like you're not fucking streaming you by intelligence or by talent or you know can you add and subtract can you fucking spell there's no measure of of skill or talent for people like that you have to find your own shit like and it's just like everybody started from zero man whether you're starting stand up or you're starting a podcast everybody started at zero and it just grow and listen dude if it's worth it it's gonna take time oh for sure I remember being on your first show I think it was like the fourth episode of your podcast ever by the way I'm I'm not Eddie Bravo is well ahead of me now for appearances on the show is he like he's

obviously a co-presenter now there's no way to be like the five-timer I don't even know I think he's been on five or six times. Yeah. At least four five yeah. But you're back dude you're in the mix. You're in the mix. I'm in the top three. Yeah. Well you know dude. I just don't want to bother. I just don't want to bother you sometimes you know. is always open. Bother away, we're still working on the whole America trip and as soon as I get over there I'll haunt your asshole. I'll be over there the whole time.

I have a haunted asshole already so it won't be that hard for you dude. Oh dude I dropped one the other day. I had to apologize everybody in the building. I'm like dude I don't know what I'm probably dying so just I just want to say say say say say say say say say say say say say say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to to to the to the to the to the the the the the the the the the the their. the the their. their. their. their. their. I's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their their their their th. I's th. thi. ti. too. tooo. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. I's. I's. I's the their. I's. I'm like dude, I don't know what I'm probably dying so just I just want to say goodbye. The insurance premium went up afterwards. Yeah, you ever take a shit so bad you start saying goodbye to people like you're not going to be around much longer. You're like hey dude, here's what I want to say at my memorial. But it starts at zero dude. One thing I like about you and I don't know if you intentionally did this because I know I, the name. I you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you th. I don't you th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to to be to to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the that that that that. I that. I that. I told. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to because I know I the name of my podcast wasn't met I didn't realize like what a super asset it was it was really done to be punk rock and be like what it what is what is the term that you guys have demonized so much I'm gonna take that term I'm gonna flip flip it. Tinfoy had is your N word. Yeah, it really

I was just gonna say it's the NWA of, you know, that's really what it was and and I think that is a reason why the show was done so well and then I think about those conspiracy guys. Like what a brilliant name that is because I'm telling you man, the difference between obviously being able to create quality, engaging content is a skill, obviously, and I think people can learn to do it, you study enough people, you just kind of, you could learn to do, you could put, like, you know, people talk about Sebastian Maskelko when he first started, Theo Vaughan, when they first started stand-up, they weren't great. They knew who they were they just had to hone it that's podcast yeah you might not start perfect but you just

keep learning and learning and learning and learn but the yeah but no one starts off as a fucking pro baseball player no you have to hit like 50 thousand shit balls and all the great podcast have well at least over 200 episodes yeah yeah all the ones they could today good you're like, dude, 500, 700, which Rogan's like at a thousand and it's like, it takes time. The only ones I'm suspicious of actually are the ones that start out with instant audiences like that fucking God Save America.

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Lena Dunham, like she she put up one teaser trailer episode of her podcast what what what was it called? What what was it called? the fuck? It was called? What? What? What? the fuck? It was called? Wel. what what what was it called fucking dog nose tits or something I can't remember what the fuck it was called whatever whatever women something women and what women want or something like that and then she put up a sea word a sample episode and never put up any real content the sample episode the sample episode got like hundreds of thousands of downloads because of her TV exposure and then luminary bought her show for a couple of million dollars and then she releases

the show exclusively on on Luminary which is like a kind of a Netflix of podcasting without ads or whatever and you're like yes Stitcher Premium is doing that for years that has like the smodcast and all that but they release it for free afterwards it's premium for a certain time it's like the way Patreon said it. Well, I don't mind Patreon as long as it's a extra thing, but I will never, I, you know, and I never say never, but I will never have people pay for TimFol. Timfol has for the people and it will always be out for free. I think what I'm trying to do that too. If you have to have some ads on it man to make to make rent like I don't know why people have a problem with ads like I don't like everyone's like oh you're just doing this for the money who doesn't do it like.

Like dude we're adults there's nobody doing this shit for the money there's not listen there's not a money but also dudes like why can't you get paid to do something you enjoy doing. Why is it that when you do something you enjoy the notion of get paid for it is so like demonized like it's it's it's basically like... Basically it's like oh I mean like porn stars but why why is it that like people complained that the mainstream media doesn't accept conspiracy theorists and then the conspiracy theor who are able to get ads are sellouts? I think it's because it's because it's because it's like like the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. the th. th. the th. th. the the th. the th. to get to get to get to get paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid for paid for paid for paid for paid for to get paid for it's paid for paid for to get for to get for to get for it's to get for it's to get for it's to get for it for it for it for it for it for it for it for it for it for it for it for to get for to get for to get for to get for paid paid paid paid paid paid for to get for paid paid paid paid. to get paid. to get paid. to get paid. the their. their. the the their. the their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their to their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to get paid for paid for paid for paid for paid for paid for to to that the mainstream media doesn't accept conspiracy theories and then the conspiracy theor who are able to get ads are sellouts. I think it's because like with porn, you know porn categories and the amateur porn has like the shot up above like professionally hype how you produce how do

he produce porn because maybe the audience that are watching it want to feel like they want to do it for free they're like I don't want to to do it because it because it because it because it because it because it because it because it the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their. their. their. I their. I their. I their. I they. I'm th. I they. I they. I'm th. I'm tho. I tho. I thi. I the the. I the the. I the the. I the the. I. the the. the the. the the. the the. the the. the the. the the. the the. the the. the the. the the. the the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. I the the the the the the the the the. I'm the. I'm the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. I'm. thea. I'm. I'm thea. I'm thea. I'm the. I'm that are watching it want to feel like they want to do it for free. They're like, I don't want to watch somebody that I know has been paying to do it because I don't really believe what they're saying is coming from the heart. So if you just like fill them it really badly with like a shaky fucking POV cam and just say it's amateur, I'd be able to get off easier because I won't have to think of the remuneration that that girl like how little she was paid to suck that guys the war to talk. That's a great analogy I would agree with that. Yeah but I want to feel if we especially talking about the stuff that we talk about the conspiracy theories politics you know religion ethics but it's not from like okay. Okay there's some people that are just listeners that are just thi. th just just just th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. the the th. th. the th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the that. the. the. the. th. I'm they. I'm they. I'm they. I'm they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. I the. I the. I'll theateateeeateeat. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. that's. that's. that's. that's the money, well I mean I'm trying to live. I have bills to pay.

It also depends what sponsor we are. We're not getting sponsored by Disney. Yeah. Or ESPN, it's literally a fucking Blutu company and the weed company. Yeah. Are they really bought out either? But it's like the people that are complaining the most about it are the people they can't get enough people to listen. Like and I get it man, I feel for you man. You're out there, you're doing all this real great research and you're working, and just for some reason where you're at right now hasn't connected. Doesn't mean you can't have one episode.

I remember a guy put out an episode he did the show and he's like Milado Jesus right on Twitter. Really great guy. He put out one episode of a Kabeeb being associated with terrorist you know what the his manager used to be a terrorist right and dude his episode blew up they got him on the show yeah he came on the show but like Brandon shopper he tweeted his thing and it blew the fuck up dude you never know when your episode's gonna blow up, but it's like the hatred. And then your back catalog blows up and then you get a bunch more people. Like I've got 130 something episodes.

There's over 500 hours of content, like my episodes are six, seven hours long. And they go deep. Like my seven hour episodes take like 200 hours to produce you know like it's like fucking Dan Carrlet like I have to read a bunch of books like for the last two months I've been reading all the you know missing 411 yeah I've been trumping through seven books like putting little stickers in at the stories that I want to tell on the podcast you gotta read them shit so you gotta look that shit up like trying to figure out how to explain to explain to explain to explain to explain to explain to th a th I th I th I the thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm missing. I'm missing te. I'm missing try. I'm missing try. I'm missing try. I'm missing try. I'm missing. I'm missing. I'm the. I'm missing. I'm the. I Like trying to figure out how to explain quantum physics in a simulation theory episode to somebody who I didn't do science in school so I had to learn it all and understand it well to explain it and then put fucking jokes in it as well like that doesn't come easy you know

for sure. But again I don't want to say don't be complaining, or you know, people talking shit about like, why do you have ads on the show or why do you have fucking have to chill Patreon? Those guys are in the vast, vast minority and they end up just being the loudest. There is a huge majority of sound, silent, loving, encouraging support of people who are out there, listening to the show, loving it in the quiet, in the dark, just before bedtime, and they're not saying anything. It's just the fucking loud cunts that are like, where, where, giving it sucks. That's what I have to tell myself every day, man. Those people want to be hard for some reason. It is a very small group. It is fucking click. Johnny talks about all the time, because Johnny works on my other show to punch, drunk, sports. And he, when he started

helping me with this show, just with some editing and stuff like that, he would always talk about how loving and supportive the swarm is. That's what I call the listeners to the show. I call them the swarm. My fans are fucking unbelievable, man. Johnny, right? 20 messages a day between all the different social media and emails. Emails like this fucking long, like big ass, like, and then it was like, and then I

had my kid. And I listened to your first, like, there's one, the their mine the first time he found our show was when his wife was in labor and where he was waiting around he had not to do and he wanted to listen to a podcast and he heard the show the day his kid was born and I put out my five years to the the. I put out my five years old on September 11th this year this year this thi. And I was th th just just just just just just just just just just th I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was that I was that I was that I was that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. And I was th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He th. He was th. He th. He th. He was th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. theeeeeeee. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. He was the the the the it's five years old. And he sent me an email going like, my kid is five years old and 9-11. Like, that's fucking cool, you know? That's crazy. You need your first episode on 9-11?

Yeah, and it was about 9-11. That's the best, right, Johnny? Like Tim Fall, I would say also, it's interesting to me, because politically, many of these people would be a part of a group that are often dismissed as bullies on the internet, you know, and as sort of tools and the, you know, the darkest corner of the internet. Yeah, the darkness. Yeah, exactly. Which just, it goes to show you that that's just bullshit and a lot of that is fake. What were they calling Joe Rogan's group?

What they call it the dark intellectual web or something like that? Intellectual dark web. Yeah, and it's just like, dude, it's so obvious. And that's why just like, today right now, Johnny, XC, right now, impeachment trials going on. We don't follow any of the news. How's this affecting your life? Like I feel nothing. Like I'm so detached. And I think this whole impeachment process is bullshit. the the the the the the the the thiiiiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's the the the the the the they. the the the the the the the the thioliolioliolioli. It's thi. It's not. Like I'm so detached. And I think this whole impeachment process is bullshit. I also think, you know, I used to, I used to really want to 100% believe Trump represented something different.

And I'm not saying that he isn't doing changes on some things, but there's this, you know, obviously we've been talking a lot about his anti- anti-Semitic like speech censorship that he's doing right now, pre-cognitive crimes, all this stuff that we've been talking so much about, his like, you know, is he behind the Armenian jeside in terms of like supporting recognition of it? Or is he not? I've seen things that he's not, but also the people, the people.... the people, the people, the people, the people, the people, th, th, th, th, th, th, the people, th, th, th, th, th, like, like, the people, the people, like, like, like, the people, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thinks, them, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, them, them, th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the th, the the the the they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they-a, they-a, they-a, they-a, thin, thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, they. the Armenian jazz side in terms of like supporting recognition of it? Or is he not? I've seen things that he's not. But also the people who said he's not. I know are known liars.

So like I don't know. What do you think, Johnny? I would only believe them when it's something bad Trump did believe it? I don't know. No, no, I wouldn't say that because half of that's. that's. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that. that's that. that's that. that's that. that's that's that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's so you say when it's something bad Trump did believe it like I don't know no no I wouldn't say that because that half of that's gonna be fake too I would yeah it's not I feel like it feels like Obama I don't believe in when it's something good about Trump think things we're supposed to change everyone expect to change halfway through it didn't change we're gonna vote from again and I mean everyone's saying he's holding out because he just wants to get reelected. Oh I got what you're saying. And then after he gets reelected he's gonna go balls to the wall. Yeah that's what he went he gets

reelected he's gonna go balls to the wall yeah that's what they say. But that's what they say they say that every time they're, droning the fuck out of people. Yeah, well not a drone. 2700 drones. I feel once, and I want to get Gordo's take on this, I feel like Obama is going to be a lot like Kobe Bryant, like as the years go by, people become less and less like enamored with what? Because they start. You get historical perspective. Yeah, you start looking at the numbers. Oh, that doesn't seem the the to to to to to to to to to the wall to the wall the wall the wall the wall the wall the wall the wall the wall the wall the wall their their their their their their their their their their their looking at the numbers. You're like, oh, that doesn't seem as great as the propaganda was telling us. Yeah. Gora, what's your take on Trump? Well, I'll say, I'll go back to the thing you were just saying about Obama, where now

he probably seems like not the best, because when Trump got elected first, the economy, started to go up a little bit and everyone was saying, oh yeah, that's just left over from what Obama did and the good work Obama did and Trump has taken credit for whatever. And now we're kind of seeing like the dark side of the eight years Obama's president. Information is coming out, there's certain documents being released, investigations, the Democrats are shown her hand in this impeachment trial. But I don't think he's going to be vilified into history. I think the further away you get from the actual time, the easier it is to forget.

Like you have fucking George W. Bush on Jimmy Kimmel with gray hair just having a laugh because he wrote a book and he's like, well Jimmy, he had a good time writing this book. And you're like, you're a fucking war criminal. Yeah. And you're on Jimmy Kimmel, like good old Uncle Georgie. Yeah. And everyone's forgot that you started fucking two wars. You were complicit in 9-11. Your family is possibly one of the most like deeply rooted and corrupt criminal organizations in the nation's history. And you're on Jimmy Kimmel talking about fucking cracker jacks I love cracker jack, you're sticking your teeth real ass you're like fucking George Bush what are you talking about? You're a war criminal and I think Obama will end up with that kind of you know they have a podcast coming out

he he has like loads of cool kudos and with the Democrats of cool kudos and with the Democrats especially with like Hillary what Brock Obama has a podcast coming out Brock Obama has a podcast coming out yeah him and Michelle have a podcast they have one or it's coming out as far as I knew just sign a Spotify deal to pronounce dude I'm telling you what all this what are they gonna talk about dude I'm telling you all this is, dude, I'm telling you, this is how they're paying off these motherfuckers. This is how the Obama's are getting paid big bucks. The book deal that they paid way too much for, the fucking Netflix deal, in which he had

the balls to fucking try to act like he cares about the American worker when he tried to pass the TPP which would it devastate this country even more and yeah but the narrative around TPP was that it was really good and Hillary took that on into her presidency and everybody was like yeah sure the problem is that people are so biased in the US right now and I don't know for sure because I'm not there and I keep getting told that all the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. told. told. I'm the the. told. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe.. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. I'm toe. I'm toe. I'm toe. I'm toe. I'm to. I'm to. I'm to. t. t t t t t t t t ttttttttttttttttttttttttttt. ttttttt. t because I'm not there. And I keep getting told that all the time as if it's some kind of like intellectual qualifier. You don't know us, man. You ain't here. You ain't seeing what's going on on the streets, man. There's fucking people fighting brother against brother, father against son. You weren't here at Thanksgiving, man. The fucking dinner, the dinner was ruined man. Billy Bob flipped the table over and we all had to eat

our yams off the floor. It's not doing mine. So these guys are fucking, they're so deeply mired in their own bias. Oh that's all done purpose. That they won't listen to a good story about Trump. They won't listen to a bad story about Hillary Clinton. And that's why you get like the pizza gate stuff that's all just going to like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like the the the to like. the to like.. the to like to like. It's to like. It's to like. It's to like. It's to like. It's to like. It's to the to the the the the the the to eat. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the that. that. that. the a that. that. thea thea that. the a thea the the the the the the the the the the story about Trump, they won't listen to a bad story about Hillary Clinton. And that's why you get like the pizza gate stuff, the Epstein stuff, that's all just going to like fly away you know what? It's like a cotton candy and water. It's like yeah, it's a thing until it just gets washed away. It gets borrowed over by the media. So like you're looking at this impeachment trial or this impeachment sham that's going on, and Adam Schiff is a dirty liar.

There are people in that Democratic cohort that are like, they're doing like secret meetings in the fucking down the basement. They're trying to keep it away from the cameras. Like the reason that they're doing this impeachment thing is because they know they don't have anyone strong enough to beat Trump in an election head to head. They don't. So they're trying to get them out before that. And it's the same shit as Russiagate, which is proven to be wrong.

There's so much stuff. hand and Trump was doing a lot of weird stuff he got fine like two million dollars because he was there was something with his businesses that he had to it wasn't the IRS but it was some other organization and he got fine two million dollars and that just and that was only a few weeks ago and that just kind of like filter through the new cycle so there is yeah he got charity footage so there's there's fuck XG is on it with the with the proofs you don't th you th you th you th you th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the. the the the. the' the' the' the' the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th th th the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the the the th there's, there's, fuck, XG is on it with the, with the proofs. You won't get away with anything on this show. Yeah, dude, welcome. Welcome, welcome. Holy shit, holy shit, all right, boy.

So it's like, it's like, um, the impeachment thing at the moment, I think is just the furthering of the rage, the the the by by by by by by by the the the reason to hate Trump. We can't just let them off. We can't just like wind down. The Democrats have pushed too far into into like impeachment territory. Nancy Pelosi is like some weird skeletor bitch who's fucking like banging her gavel with our little bony claw just going chips all in on this impeachment thing. While California gets covered in human feces and rubbish and homeless people and terrible conditions. Like her jurisdiction or her area that she's, you know,

supposed to be taken care of is in shit. I watch stuff like these guys, Flechus talks and, um, um, um, slightly stuff like these guys um Fleckus talks and um slightly offensive, these YouTube channels. And these boys are like feet on the street out with cameras interviewing people who live in the area. It's like, yeah, I walk past like 10 pieces of shit that didn't come out of a dog every morning and you're like how do you know it's not dog shit it's like well dogs don't eat sweet corn like that shit is fucking there's really people are shitting on the streets man and no one's doing that in the better that the homeless crisis is crazy people of mental

health getting turfed out of um but it's just not LA it's all the big cities we Sam seen it all the big cities start having it all sorts looking like Coachella everywhere tents everywhere means Sam just looking around and we thought it was only LA it's in New York it's in Denver it's in Texas what's going on everywhere it's everywhere you know pretty sure if Seattle's got a bad suit it's very simple dude what's very simple we have a system dude when Ryan Dawson comes on conspiracy now and tells you that the US military made deals with countries that if they allow bases into their countries, US bases, they could get duty-free trade into the United States while keeping tariffs on U.S. goods. Why is that important? Well, that is incentives for companies to move out of the United States and to build shop in other countries.

And why does that help? Because that means jobs go away. And who does that help? And who does that help? The military? Because it makes it so, the military is one of your only options. So now we have the military shipping jobs out, and we have the military protecting poppy fields in Afghanistan and flooding the country with drugs. So what are your two options? It's freeway, Ricky Ross over again. And then they come back. And then they come back and how do they come back? All fucked up, new PTSD's, pharmaceuticals, banking again.

It's a fucking circle. Yeah, it's a vicious circle that the US government's using to get you to become storm troopers because they can't have mandatory drafts, right? Because then everybody gets engaged. And they don't want people engage. Like Israel, it's hard for Israel to go to war with people because it's a mandatory enlistment. So now people are like, no, we don't.

I mean, dude, Israelis just march, a million of them, marched because they don't want to have to join the military. So what they do here is they don't is they don't is they don't is they don't they don't they don't make they don't make they don't make they don't make they don't make they don't make they don't make they don't make they don't because they don't want to have to join the military. So what they do here is they don't make it so you have to join the military. They just take away your options. And they also feed this massive industry of private paramilitary forces. All these ex-military guys, when they retire and many of them retire early, they end up working for all of these private private firms and just getting shipped right back overseas. They're building countries like Georgia, their military forces over there, they're being built by private American companies, you know.

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I always try things. And it's one of these, it's one of these things where you can talk shit about the military and be like, yeah, it's a fucking racket. But like, there's a fraternity there. There's a bunch of people who are built up to be part of something bigger than themselves individually. They end up in a kind of a brotherhood mentality. You can have the chance to go to college.

You have the chance to be able to get that deposit to buy, to go get a mortgage, to buy a house. And it's a big level up for an awful lot of people. But it is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is thiiiiiiiii. the the their is a their is a thi. their their thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I's, thi. I's a thi. I's, thi. thi. thi. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. That's, thi. That's, thi. That. That's, th. That's, th. That. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, thi. It's a their. That's a their. It's a thi. It's a theea. It's a thea. It's a theananananananananan. It's a thea. It's a theanananananananananea. It's a the. It's a big level up for an awful lot of people but it is taking advantage of people who are at a vulnerable position in life where they can go and slog away for eight or ten or twelve dollars an hour or you can go into the military and train and put your health both mental and physical at at risk you're you're swapping like you know some years at the end of your life or indeed like if you get fucking stung with some kind the IED like you could be putting your feet and your legs and your knees at risk coming back in a fucking Tom Cruise born on the 4th of July job pulling yourself around with

shit running down the back of your ties that could happen but you're put your that's a transaction for the promise of maybe a better life and I can see how a lorine that could be it's not about like power or status or you know this kind of stuff that's part of it but like I think for a lot of people the decision is purely fiscal where they're like well shit I've got two hands and two legs and you know I can I can go and be in the army for four years and possibly get a degree better myself, better my life, better my family situation. And there is some kind of prestige to it as well. But yeah, they're not taking care of people. While they're out there, when they come home, I think Trump is doing a pretty good job

about like speaking up for those people. There's a lot of stuff happening legislatively that is making sure that veterans are being taken care of. Because he probably knows the value of having a really powerful and well-funded army. I don't know how I feel about that, but I just think that like talking shit about dudes who are serving, either in police or in military, there's bad apples everywhere. I think for the most part they're looking for a better life, they're looking for a job that's steady to provide for families. I agree with that and you know again we are we I've always said not anti you know troops, anti military industrial complex. Yes, that's exactly it.

These fucking giant military, dude when you see they jump the budget up, dude, that's like going to the troops. That's going straight to these coffers, dude. I mean, man. Halliburton and and fucking Lockheed Martin and all of these big industrial complex companies, so we're just charning out billion dollar planes and fucking, you know, a hundred billion bullets. Somebody has to make them. Who do you think? I mean like, dude, how much money is enough money?

Like these guys are making money that generations aren't going to be able to spend, even if they had like a Brewster's millions type deal, right? Where they're seeing a movie war dogs where they're selling off all the second-hand-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s- they- they- they're- they're- they're- they're- they're- they're-in-in- they're- they had like a Brewster's millions type deal right where we're they're selling off all the secondhand military gear they end up yeah it's just like a like an eBay for fucking rocket launchers right and it's just like you're never gonna be able to spend all this money but you and yet the American economy is 22 trillion it's jumped up like a whole bunch of national debt is jumped up because of military spending. So like the money isn't even there. The budget is going up but they're

just paying it with money that they don't have same as last year in the year before. And they just keep making up fake shit because I'm telling you what the end game is to get the US military which is to the the the the to to the the to the the to to the the the to the the the to the the the the tooes. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thr-I. thr-I. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. And thi. And the thi. And the the the the the the the the th. And the the the the the th. the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And-I. And-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I. thi-I. theeanananananananananananananananananananananeananananananananananananananeanananananananananananananananananananananananease-m. telling you what the end game is, is to get the US military, which is now the storm troopers for the international banking Kabul, not code for Jews, code for international banking Kabul, okay, get them set up everywhere, locking everything down, and that's when you're going to see a collapse in the US, basically in the United States in my opinion. I think what you're seeing right now, or what they think is going to be a collapse in the US, basically in the United States in my opinion. I think what you're seeing right now, or what they think is going to be a collapse. There's a, the International Bank of Boll is playing both sides, China, the United States, funding them both, playing, playing them against each other.

And basically whoever wins, they're going to be on that side, just like they did in World War II. It's the exact... Why do you think there's a massive push for socialism then for like Andrew Yang and Bernie Sanders are talking about like universal basic income, they're talking about like Medicare for All, there's a whole of the socialist society constructs that are being put forward as like the best, there's a whole lot of the socialist society constructs that are being put forward as like the best way to live. It's kind of like China light, you know, without a democratic, democratically elected leader. I think that America's at the precipice of something.

It's either going to fall into like this rampant neoliberalist, you know, modern capitalist dystopia or people are going to push back and it's going to end up being the kind of a socialist nanny state where everybody's hate speeches monitored, you're not allowed to speak back against like the dear leader and in exchange for that you get everything that you could want in life. And if you look on the streets of Portland, Oregon, or you look on the streets of, you know, Kansas City, it's two different countries.

It's two different countries. You go to, you go to San Diego and then you go to like San Antonio. It's two different countries. Those people don't agree on the same stuff, but they're making rules for all. I think there could be something to do with like some kind of pushback states rights. It's setting up a civil war or tinderbox. Yeah. Which is like, what was the last civil war fought over which states rights man? It's like, well, we like doing it the way we like doing it down here and you know, this is, I wanted to stay like that and they're like, no, well, you have to do it like the rest of them. But they don't represent me, they don't represent my beliefs or my lifestyle. And you could end up with like California could secede, they could th, you, you, you th, you th, you th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th and th and th and the, thi, like, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, th could bounce and make their own country.

And they have enough people and they have a big enough budget to do that. Like Texas talked about doing that. It's a dangerous time for free taught and free thinkers. It's a dangerous time for people who are pushing back against perceived authority. People use this phrase like, be on the right side of history a lot. Yeah. What does that mean it's a thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. And, thi. thi. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea, the. And, the. history a lot. Yeah. What does that mean? Do you know? It's a nice thing to say, but practically how do you make that work? How do you be on the right side of history?

How are you going to, like, the right side of history up until 1944 was Germany's fucking great? And then it all started changing in 1945, you know? Yeah, I mean, like I thiler is a they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, how thi, how th, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, I sit there and I kind of think about like, you know, I mean, like Hitler is it's something, like, you know, Hitler's, I think Hitler was controlled opposition. I think the Rothschilds were controlling everything. They create a system which a cargory of to, you know, track where everybody was. Yeah. You know, I mean, the bushes are Rothschild. Test and propaganda, test and medical experiments. It was a blueprint for a modern America.

It is real. I mean, they needed a kickstart. These are things that nobody wants to talk about. I, you know, again, we've said this on a billion shells. Not interested in having holocus designers on, but I'm interested in finding out who was Hitler? What was Hitler doing? And like, you know, who backed him? When Hitler goes, the gods of war have swung to the other side, who's he talking about? What's he talking about? Are they pulling his... We did a great episode about them, the magic behind the Nazis, like the occult magic background. Yeah. Really interesting stuff. Like when you look at it from that angle, it's all. it's all you know ancient magic it's all Alastair Crowley and you know symbolism and ancient siblings very very clever stuff if you take a look at the Nazis they were started by the gay version of the Boy Scouts in Germany that's what they're called the pink Nazis, okay?

That's who started it. Hitler himself was Jewish. I mean like, it's so interesting, though his dad was Ollis, his grandmother was the maiden of the Rothschilds. I mean, unless you know something, I don't know, am I wrong on that, Gordo? I, I couldn't tell you, Hitler was a Jew, that's a new one on me. Dude, yeah, his father was Shrek and Becker or something like that, who changed his last thing to Hitler, his mother was the maiden.

Dude, basically Hitler was the bizarre version of Game of Thrones, okay? Like at the end he doesn't get to go right off and with the wild things. Well maybe he does, he goes to Argentina, right? But you know he was the the bastard, his father was the bastard son of a Rothschild. Shickle Gruber was a shickle grouber. Okay. I don't know how credible this is, but history, channel.com, studies suggest Adolpholf Hitler had Jewish and African ancestors. I mean, we all have African ancestors. I mean, you know, that's the cradle of life. But Jewish was in there. There's DNA proves. That's the, that's the whole point. It's like, you know, you look at political correctness, who can make fun of Jews?

Right? I go what he's the self-hating Jew then. Hitler was a self-hating Jew. Without a doubt and listen dude, if he were born in the 70s he'd be a comedian right now. But you know what else he'd be? A fucking tweaker, okay? And that's why they're like, that's what you know? I've seen that video of him rocking back and forth. You know who's the greatest gay juice of all time? th Hitler, okay? Because, dude, you do enough speed, you're gonna do some gay shit, okay? That's just, they call it the queer juice, okay? That's what it is, wake up, smell the fucking butt hole, okay? That's just- There's not in as Christmas-as, as talking about Adolf Hitler's gaping butthole.

All right, so the second part of this episode it's going to be a white Christmas. Dude this is going to be called Hitler's Christmas, I believe it was. Hitler's Christmas episode. It's a shite. Oh how do you spell that? It's beginning to look a lot like Hitler. You know but that's all I want to talk I mean at the the end of the day, dude, my whole conversation is like, dude, it's not groups that are bad, it's power structures, and we got to stop fighting over what? He brought up the urban dictionary definition of queer juice on the screen. What is it? Person?

Prison term? Methamphetamine. Yeah, dude. Well, I did hear from a guy I went to prison. They told me that. The quote is don't get hooked on that queer juice. Dude, I'm telling you they were shooting up. Who else were they shooting up? theyfk? Yeah, good point.

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I smoke, got smoke, yeah. Crystal meth's like, okay, I'm good for the next four days. It's bad for crack business. Yeah, I have some shady friends thi. I don't thak, I have thak, thake thick, thick, thick, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, that, that, that, th, th, they, th, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, they. they. that, they. that, that me this though. I don't take my word for it. Take my shady friends word for it. These are great, dude. So let's get into, this is our Christmas spectacular. Everybody, real quick, tell me that's not the

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decides to leave one day early and drop gifts off for us so I found out very early I think I was in like first grade kidney garden when I found out Santa didn't exist that is young that's too young bro and kiddard or first it was basically the same time I ate but I don't know if that's a correlation also too young too young yeah too young. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's too young too young too young too young too young that's too young too too too too too too too too too too that's that's too that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's they. that's th they. they. the they. they. the the to the too young. too young. too young. too young. too young. too young. too young. too young. too too young. too too young is too young. too too young. too too young's too young. too same time I ate butt for the first time. But I don't know if that's a correlation. Also too young. Too young.

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Were they just? No, they were, I just, this story to me every time I hear it, it blows my mind. I'm sure, great. Now everybody thinks I tell the story too much. But the point is, my next door neighbor, Mrs. LaVoy, if you're listening, you told me really early that Santa didn't exist. And you know what, I'll never forgive you. She moved somewhere in Pennsylvania, but if I ever find out where they move, and I do love them, and nice people.

But if I ever find out where they live, I will dress like Santa, I will dress like Santa, I think. I know, but if I just think, come the day of Christmas and take a shit on their porch. Why do you have to be dressed like Santa, they took a shit on the porch? Because she told me Santa, you's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thr. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to.. How ironic it might be that the guy you told Santa they dressed like a Santa and took a steaming shit on your porch. But if she's got one of those doorbell cameras, you know, and then she can fucking sizzle real. You gotta do that covertly man. You gotta do it like uh, like you're wanting to help and like shit into like a bowl of gingerbread and then make the cookies from that and the ginger will disguise it right until the last minute until

you get that after taste. Have you ever seen that video? Have you seen that video? I think that's like Karam Matthews. He shared the guy's shan't shake their pants out of their pants and legs that's how you got to do it. It was like in Shawshank Redemption, remember where they shank, shake those stones out of their pocket, their pants legs? That's what you gotta do it like. Yeah, that's uh, someone did that at Steve Byrne's show. Steve Byrne was doing stand-up, a guy just shit, and they're like shit like the Tim Hortons took a shit grabbed it

It was free it was fully formed like a fucking boomerang she threw it. This is some Christmas fucking special I tell you what we just talked by Hitler it's shit in our pants for Hi! Hiy ho everybody. Mr. Hanke, yeah. So so he brings it all together. That's how I learned about that Santa wasn't real maybe that's that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's it. that's it. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that's th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. the the they. the th. the th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. too. too. took. too. too. took. too. took. took. took. thi. thi. thi. thi.. So, so that's how I learned about that Santa wasn't real. Maybe that's why I'm traumatized. But Johnny, who still is a child at heart, thought it'd be fun to have a Christmas episode and Gordo was nice enough to have some time to come on and talk to us about Christmas. So Gordo, where do you want to begin on this, the origins of Santa? Christmas, excuse me. Christmas is like one of those things. In Ireland it's probably like very important.

It's one of the most important religious holidays. So the whole thing about it is that it's like built around an amalgamation of a bunch of different religious, pagan and cultural traditions all smashed together into a lovely big commercialized present fest. Yeah. But what does it happen? Does it start off? Obviously corporations as we know them are relatively new in human time right yeah they're relatively new before commercials were corporations were big it was basically royal families that were running everything right it was

it was Royals and religion yeah I mean like it was the church or it was a royal family like any of these kind of celebrations you know like St. Patrick's Day and four to July all of this stuff of celebrations, you know, like St. Patrick's Day, 4th of July, all of this stuff, it's just a fucking stopgap to make sure that the plebs, the normal working Joe's blue collar dudes can pound a few beers, you know, lay pipe with the wife, smack the kids around a bit and have some fucking barbecued meat. Like it's just an excuse, to get together with your family, to celebrate, to blow off some steam, so that you're not like getting so frustrated with work

that you rise up and like execute your employer or your slave owner. I think that's a history, I think that's going on right now in America. I think when, when you see this pushback the government or the powers of be get very scared and they okay, okay, okay, and they take a step back and they just try to find the right equation To make it happen so they can get what they want without pissing people off. Oh like Monday to Friday If we give them five days and then these people live for Friday Saturday. Yeah, but I'm talking about like You know like censoring this and censoring they, if we, if we, if we, if we, if we, if we, if we, if we they, if we they, if we they, if they, they, the they, the they, they, they, they, they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they're then these people live for Friday, Saturday? Yeah, but I'm talking about like, you know, like censoring this and censoring that, or like, you know, a mandatory vaccinations and false flags into wars, you know, I'm talking about all these things that they do to see what kind of reaction they could get from us.

Everything's about a testing ground, you know? And they've realized... It's all this Bernaysian psychology, all this Friday in school, the youngie in school, all of these guys are just tested shit out to see. You know the way when you have something for sale and you're like, oh, this thing used to be like $350, but you can get it off me for $120. And it's like a false value that's been implanted in your brain.

Oh, yeah. You're like, well, it used to be $350, and it's only $120 now, and the guy who's sent it to you. Like, it's only worth, it's the conflictateate. that they just like stopgap they'll just put like how long can we go without celebrating something without giving them a break Monday to Friday like five days of work in a row is kind of the maximum people can do and then you need a fucking break for two days yeah or like yeah for two days and they party hard those people usually the money to Friday Saturday Sunday

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Harvard is worth more than, you know, community college because we've been told it's worth more. Yeah, somebody decided it's a, it's a fiat currency of intellectualism. It's not really worked anything, it's just people have said it is, and everyone else agrees. So Christmas originally was used as like a control mechanism, something to stave off the darkest winter, and they decided to put it in as December 25th because it was the pagan holiday that they already had at the time, Saturnalia. Saturnalia? Yeah, Saturnalia? Yeah, Saturnalia. You guys did the Black Cuba Saturn and you know about all this kind of stuff? Yeah. So Saturn is really important in the-in-the-dar-the-the-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-darke-d-d-d-d-darkea-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-st darkest-st darkest-sta-sta-sta'-st darkest-st darkest-st darkest-st darkest-st darkest-st the-sts the-st the darkest-sts the darkest-st the darkest-st the darkest-st the darkest dark-st the darkest dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark-st-st-st-st-st-st-st-st-st-st-st-st-st-sa-sta-sa-sa-sa-settia-settea-settea-s' the-a' the-a'-s the-a'-a'-a'-s the-s the-s the black cub of Saturn you know about all this kind of stuff so Saturn is really important in the Roman

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Jesus' birthday, we're going to all celebrate this day. But at this time, like 300 to 340 AD, the Catholic Church, the Christian Church was in its bare infancy and they really wanted to get people on board. So they tried to sell it to a bunch of pagans or a bunch of Saturn aliens or a bunch of Romans, bunch of Greeks, bunch of Germans. They wanted to sell this holiday to say like, okay, everybody, let's all get together at the end of the year. We'll fucking have a few Brucekeys and we'll all, you know, celebrate the birth of Jesus, who is our Lord, by the way, don't forget that. And this Christmas time, across all nations, like we don't really know much about like the Americas, we don't really know much about how the Chinese celebrate this

Christmas because it's a whole different culture, but in Western civilization, this middle winter time was a super important time for people who were harvesters, there were farmers, there was no real like tertiary industry, there's no fucking, you know, tourism. You might have a blacksmith local in the town or you might have skilled workers, local, everybody was farmers or labors on farms. Everybody was everything. They had to do their own. Yeah. And it's a harvest festival festival and they wanted to have a break from the dark winter. So in the northern countries like in the Scandinavia, they had Yule. So Yule Tide you've heard of? Yeah. So this is another pagan celebration, they celebrated in Germanic regions.

And they were celebrating the god Odin and they burned this big log that was supposedly felled by him and it burned for 12 days and that gives us the 12 days of Christmas. So these guys are trying to amalgamate all of these different religions, these different belief structures all together into the one narrative that everyone can celebrate together under the umbrella of Jesus Christ. So it's like all of you guys that have no fealty to any one king over your whole country, a bunch of different city states, a bunch of different regions that were all had their lords and their fiefdoms, how the fuck do we control all of them under one narrative, have them all get drunk on the same day every year. So they wanted to bring in these the trees the trees the trees the trees, the trees, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, toe, toe, th.e, to the, to to to toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, the, the, the, the, the, that that that that that that that, that, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, the, the, thea, thea, thea, thea.ea.ea.ea, thea.ea.ea, thea, thea, thea, thea, thi same day every year. So they wanted to bring in these trees,

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So like all of this stuff together is basically like some clever cunt was like, okay, and the guy's name was Emperor Constantine. He came together and he went, how do we control everyone? And it's just like let's just make a fucking patchwork religion with all the fun parts like all the celebrations and all the drinking and all of this kind of stuff and put it all together and if anyone doesn't want to follow our religion they can't celebrate with everybody else. So it's like incentivized control, you know? God it just just, like dude, I know there's people who are gonna listen to this and get really angry because they're, you know, they're super Christian.

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rebranded themselves. Did you, did stuff that they rebrand themselves. Did you did you think did you ever think like I was watching Black Friday videos from this year and last year every Black Friday that comes around do you think maybe that that's like because it's Thanksgiving it's coming up to Christmas that's almost like a festival of capitalism right festival of consumerism yeah I mean for sure do ever think that every year When they have people like punching the heads off each other over like low-gred flat-grade TV-S. Give me that cabbage-patch doll. Yeah, the big toy the big toy for Christmas, there's always a big toy?

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going on. So then like in the weeks coming up to Christmas, the parents are like, I just don't get my kids. And the kids are all like, my mom and dad are assholes. And grandpa and grandma are there like going, it wasn't like that in my day. Grandma and grandpa like, Why are they're black people in the neighborhood? They're all in the cold in a cul-in, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thin, tho, tho, tho, thin, that, and tho, and tho, and they, and they, and they, and they, and they, and they, and they, they, they, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, and, th, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and th...... And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thin, thin, like, thin, like, like, thin, like, like, like, like, like, like, thin, like, like, like, like, they're, like, like, like, they're all, they're all, they're all, thin, th for a fucking $300 TV. No, I agree. It's all psychological. It's all like that starts with taking the jobs away. Now mom has some work too.

Now nobody's able to, now nobody's able to raise the kids right. Now you're asking the government to raise your kids. Bring your kids to school so the government can raise your kids. You're like really dude, yep, really. We've got over this though, how Christmas was the first conspiracy you've ever been told? Yeah. We've been, we've talked about this in a couple episodes. It's the first one where everyone's in on telling you a fucking lie. Like, oh let's all tell him that Santa's not real. Yeah, I'm the first conspiracy. It's the first. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. ever been told. It's the childhood deceit. You know, some people, some people get lucky and they get a real deceit.

Like they get a fucking uncle who fingers them or whatever. And you're like, oh yeah, no, this is, these are real memories. Okay. So let's bury the shit. If you don't mind, let's talk about that for a second. What the thua. What tho. What the tho. What tho. What tho. What the th. What th. What th. What?? What? What? What? th. What? th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to to to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get?? to get to get the the their? their? their? their? their? their their their their their their their their their their the. the. the. toe. toe. their to to their to to to to to to to to to to to to get to get I do believe that is the first great conspiracy. No but what do you think about it as a rule like what if you had to make that decision what's your choice gonna be? Should you lie to him? Shada Santa's around? I don't know. XG style was like a say there ain't no fat white guy giving you these presents this is all me motherfa the guy paid for this shit. A man of a thousand fucking voices.

I love this. You ain't, you ain't giving credit to no Gringo. This was me. I work, look at my hands, man. I like to shit. Hey, Gordo, can we hear a gringo and your, uh, your southern man arguing over a tacca truck at Walmart? Can I hear that? Can I hear that real quick?

I can't do it? Baby Yoda toy. Make it a baby Yoda. Yeah, fighting over Baby Yoda. Y'all watch the Mandalorian. Yeah, man. It's pretty good. Like the episodes don't mix, but what about you think about that baby odor, man?

Ah, he's pretty cool. Like, you're gonna say nothing. And we don't know what species, hey, yes. But, um, I guess we're gonna find out. They's fuck you, man. Hey, what's wrong with you. I'm just, I'm big it right now, I reason. Hey, what the fuck you guys talking about over here? Oh, what's going on, man?

Man, please tell me in your live shows. You do as many voices as you can. Try me best. I've got a cough or trullip. theyce. So I'm not really as prolific as I could be. You're the best. You're killing the game, dude.

No, seriously, Sam, what do you think about that? Telling your kids about Santa Claus, like what is a? Uh, you know, I do, I gotta be honest with you. It's like, it's a weird thing. I hear Joe Rogan talk about. You don't want your kid to be the first the first the first the first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first to be to be to be to be to be the first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their the last either. Yeah is it worth it though to to give him a serial killer if your kids the last to know it's just shooting up to school most likely he's gonna be bullied the whole time or no I don't know he's gonna get

bullied if he's still thinking there's I don't know man that's a great question I don't know it's got to be hard I mean because I think people remember how much they loved believing in Santa and Santa and Santa the the the Santa the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their I I to to to their I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their how much they loved believing in Santa and then how much it hurt to find out Santa didn't exist, right? Yeah, but maybe it's a tester for that other lie that we tell children which is you can be anything that you want to be. Wow, darkest Christmas. But I must say something, Gordo?

I mean, obviously there are limits to the simulation, like I can't go pro and the NBA, even though I'd love to, and that at one point was my dream. Yes. But there's also like, I'm having conversation with you here across the ocean and we're talking Santa as you do as many as many stereotypical voices as you possibly can right by the way across the ocean best best reception on Skype we've had oh I'm just thinking I'm like why is this is our topic I don't know why he's got a good internet obviously yeah I mean

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sponsored by fucking Nazareth Sandals. You get 20% discount off from Ahmed when you mention, drop mine it, used the code Jesus at Nazareth Sandals. And you know, you get, you get, and this week, if you sign up, you get free leprosy. Like, who the fuck knows what he was doing to get the message out there Geographically he's been known to be in loads of different places to have like the Zarathrostrin Iran I love that shit ancient Greek is like you know more human than human Then we have my like we did a whole episode on Jesus and the origins of him and the whole story around it

And it's the same story. It's just like fucking be nice to each other shit don't and don't nail me to a fucking tree like no I told and dude we had the guys from Magic Wonder have you guys ever hooked up have you guys ever done anything that you guys would be great together man two quality shows coming together like peanut butter and jelly brother and they were bringing up um what was my point on that a great point then I love fucking lost in the Jesus being real ah fuck I can't even remember what oh the why people wear the cross is it's not a symbolism of of like to remember Jesus but more like these people

going we got your guy we got your dude like when you go to the church it's all sad instead of being like a happy thing every time you go in there reminds you like who's in control what happened well dude I'm like it's like it's like that the Hicks bit you know he says that it's like where going around Jackie Onassis with a rifle pen on. By the way, somebody came to my show the other day gave me nice rifle pins. I don't know what that means but I took it and they got your guys. You know, it wasn't like Bill Clinton in a mass just going. Hi Sam, I really like your special available on iTunes now. I'm really sorry you're being so depressed. Time to figure bail. So we hear a lot about Christmas. We hear a lot about Christmas.

I got a whole bit on it about mushrooms in Christmas. What's your thoughts on that? I put it out there and say that Jesus was a mushroom. God is in the sky and he fucked Mother Earth with his rain sperm. And then the mushroom grew up out of the ground. People ate the sky and he fucked Mother Earth with his rain sperm and then the mushroom grew up out of the ground, people ate the body of Christ and they were, or drank the blood because they made it into a soup or a mushroom drink. And then they were able to be at one, to sit at the right hand of the father, to be able to understand what's good, to be able to feel like you're all part of one

Thing to see plants breathing and you know feel The good energy. I think Jesus was a mushroom And that's why we're supposed to eat him so so so Gordo. I grew up Catholic. I really did I did the whole thing where you talked to a priest and then after you're you talked to a priest. They let you go consume? Jesus and they give you the the the wine up up up up up up up the wine the wine the wine the wine the wine the wine the wine the wine the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho the the tho tho the thathea, their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their? their? consume Jesus and they give you the wine with the bread they do that in Scientology as well man yeah you have to audit yourself to the fucking priest so you're telling me like back in the day every time you ate that it was like you start tripping I think that it's like not maybe in the Catholic Church particularly, but like with all of these Christmas rituals, there's a certain pagan element to Catholicism

or to the constructed Christian Church, the Roman Catholic Church, that they took in all of these outward practices. And I think eating magic mushrooms and meditating on it was a practice done by pagans to try and gain knowledge from outside of themselves to try and talk with God and I think the communion made into a lovely story about the last supper where Jesus is hanging out at the fucking Denny's or whatever with his mates and he's all like who's got

we ordered a grand slam over here like what's fucking Peter's there like accusing the matrists and Judas is like talking to H.O.R. going like she's she's dirty fingernails because he's a fucking rat. I think this whole eating of the body and drinking of the blood was also part of pagan tradition and it could be into what you know I heard you guys talking lots about adrenacrome and all this kind of stuff, maybe that's what they're still doing. Maybe it's just disguised as that. The Romans used to celebrate this thing called Juvenalia where they'd celebrate newborn

babies and that was like pulled into the Christmas tradition where we're like, Easter is all about fucking torture porn on some like,G Jesus looking tall blonde motherfucker who's getting like whipped with like razor razor wire or whatever but Christmas is all about like let's celebrate the baby little pudgy arms and legs isn't he lovely just rub the baby's leg give me a kiss give me a kiss give me a kiss on the arse like it's fucking that stuff leans towards I think like some kind of pedophilic pagan ritual or something like that. Yeah, they're just pagans everywhere. Cannibalism isn't cannibalism and cults too?

Sounds like eating Jesus is cannibalism. You want to hide it a different way, but every day you're telling me to eat Jesus, drink Jesus. That's cannibalism. Hey Johnny, I sent you an email real quick. I want you to look at it. It's basically breaks down Yule and how Saturn is again. We bring back to Saturnus, one of the oldest of all the religions. And how, um, and basically mushrooms are part of this old.. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th Jesus, th Jesus, th Jesus, th Jesus, th Jesus, that, that, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, that's, is, is, is, thus, thus, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theases.eases, is cannibalismanananableness. that's cannibalismanablases, that's, is cannibalism. that's, is, um, and basically mushrooms are how mushrooms are part of this

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Oh my God. The lights on the tree are attributed to Martin Luther. Do you know the boy who started the Protestant Reformation in Germany? He, Germany has a really thick history with the Christmas tree. They call it like the Tannenbaum and they would put candles in the tree. They would put candles in the tree. The house would go on fire. They put candles in the tree. so then hang like bits of fruit, candles, that's where the lights come from. Tinsal and Holly is for the Lord Jesus. And it was all the Saturnalian adoption into the Catholic Church where they're like, yeah, yeah, go ahead, put the fucking tree up in the room and everybody and everybody, and everybody, and everybody, and everybody, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, and, their, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, their, and, and, and, and, their, and, their, and, and, their, and, and, their, and, their, and, their, their, their, and, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, and, and, and, and, and, ahead. Put the fucking tree up in the middle of the room and everybody like have a pagan symbol on a Christian holiday.

But here's a funny one. The Germans were big into their Christmas trees and the Prince Albert, the husband of Queen Victoria, Prince Albert, Saxburg, Gota, he moved to England to be with his wife, Queen Victoria, and he wanted to continue on this Christmas tree tradition, and there was this like etching done in a newspaper of the two of them standing next to Christmas tree. And everybody in England was like, I wonder what this queer tree is that Queen Victoria has in her front room. And it all of a sudden, everybody had fucking Christmas trees the next year because we're like we want to be like Queen Victoria and it kicked off this whole Western tradition of having Christmas trees. Dude, listen to this man. Right now we are in the festival of

Saturnilia, right? Yeah. It is from last night which we had our big comedy chaos, December 17th all the way to the December 23rd, right? And basically what would happen is I have the my joke all wrong. The shaman, the Santa is the shaman and the shaman would come and the bag of gifts, the bag of toys, isn't toys, it's mushrooms. He would bring mushrooms to your house. Here's the Giggle Fitzman. That's why he has a red face and he's jolly. Dude, this is the best. Here's a weird one. Here's a weird one that I found when you're talking about etymology around Christmas, right?

So, uh, Mitra, who's the god that the Saturnalians are worshipping. So Mithra was a guardian of cattle, the crop and the waters. So he's like this pagan, practical pagan god, because they're all very practical. They're all a god of something. So the word Mitra, when taken in the Iranian, in the original language of the god, is me, which is to bind and thra, which is the cause of, so they worship Mithra, which is the cause of binding. So they they they want they want the w they want the w they want their their their their their their worship their worship their worship their worship their, their, their, their, thiii. thraki. thrae. thra, thra, thra, thrae, their, thra, thi. thra, thra, thra, thra, thra, thra, thra, thra, thra, thra, thra, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi. So, thi. So, their. So, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. tha. thi. thi., which is the cause of binding. So they want to worship this thing, which is like, this is the reason we're all together. So when you're taking mushrooms with your people, you're binding yourself to them. You're getting high and going on a trip with your buddies, with your homies or your family or whoever.

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Remember that song? Oh, bring us a figgy pudding. Bring it right here. We won't go until we get some. We won't go until we get some. That's gotta be what that song's about. Yeah, man. That's on the, Johnny's on the ball.

How crazy is that? It's annoying. That in mind, that's Saturnalian tradition, right? Where you would be incessantly bombarded with the same song over and over and over again for a period of days until you give your tithing. So what the fuck are like Christmas songs in the mall? It's like nine songs on repeat until you've given up all your money. If I hear Mariah Carey one more time I'm gonna spend all the money in my dude it's ritual this motherfucker just blew my mind. Yeah man so these carols they would sing it over and over until you give up right? They put in and they... they put in and they... it. It. it. It's, it. It's, it. It's, it. It's, it. It's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's like, it's, it's like, it's, it's like, it's, it's like, it's like, it's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It, it, it, it, it. It, it. It, it. It. It, it. It, it. It, it. It, it. It's, it. It's, it. It's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,these carols, they would sing it over and over until you give up. Right?

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Do you know what I'm talking? Is that, does that ring a bell? Yeah, there's a bunch of different would know as Santa Claus it also could be like a there's one that's like reduction St. Nicholas they like punishes people though right isn't there one yeah what like the best is that like Santa like crampus that that horror yeah crampus yeah that's a finished just a finish version of Santa there there you where he would steal noty children and put them in a pot and boil them and eat their feet.

Oh my god, we just love to fuck with kids. Just fuck with kids. At Christmas time if you were a bold kid you want to make sure that you have your feet inside the duvet or else that Santa Claus will come along and eat your feet. Oh my god. And that's maybe why we get Christmas socks to hang the Christmas socks on the mantelpiece. It's because you have to cover your feet. Oh my God! That's wild. So, so the, the mythos of Santa is a fucking bunch of loads of different stories put

together. So Dutch Sinterclos, he has red robes and a golden staff, He rode a horse called a merry-go and children would leave out carrots for this guy so the same as they do with Rudolph. He rides in on a horse into the town and he gives out gifts to all the kids and he also has this controversial buddy called Zwarti Peter, Black Peter. There we go, Black Peter, shady as shit. Yeah, he comes dressed like fucking Django unchained in some like blue, weird like legans. Remember that costume? Oh my Jamie Fox was wearing and...

He comes dressed in that shit and, uh, in the Netherlands, they're still like black and doing black face at Christmas time and it's kind of you know the cultural climate is pushing back what country is this? You said in the Netherlands in Holland are there any black people in Holland? Yeah loads of them and they're like, ah fuck it it's brand. No dude it's very interesting racism. I'm not saying it's unique to United States obviously it's not but it's unique to United States, obviously it's not, but it's like there's a hypersensitivity to racism that doesn't exist everywhere. Obviously other places does have it, but there's like... There's a lot of people who are racist on behalf of other people, or racially sensitive on behalf

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You know, the crampus is like a minion of Santa, that Santa comes in. Wait, wait, are you saying he shares like his naughty list, like he shares intelligence with crampus? Is that what you mean by that? The crampus is one of multiple, like, usually they have like 20 that will come in and they're volunteers I think it's in like Germanic countries as well they have like 10 or 15 crampuses would come in and they'd have like a bundle of sticks or a faggot of sticks if you will and they were running in and they'd beat the shit they would run in and they'd beat the shit they'd be a thin' the shit and they were just strangers walking they're running they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're the their they're their they're they're they're they're their they're they're they're they're their their they're their their their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi theeee-c-c-c-c-c-c-s-s. tho' thee-s the-s the-u-I're they're they're they're the shit of the people. You could see videos of Crampus like actually beating the shit. They were just strangers walking by you with shopping bags.

And Santa is like at the head of the thing going, Crampus to there, a fat guy, he can't run away, like beat his ass. So you have crampuses, like, twenty crampuses. Wait now. Now, are you you talking about this is like a dramatization or or do they have like a some kind of modern day celebration where they reenact this or not reenact obviously but there's just every year there's like a day where a bunch of dudes get dressed up in their best crampus gear oh that's great and they go out and Santa like like leads them into the town square why don't we have these not go out to first of all who goes out on on the the streets the streets the streets the streets the streets the streets the streets the streets the streets the streets the streets the streets the streets to go out out out out out out out out out out out out out out the streets of the town and beat the shoes. First of all, who goes out on crampus day?

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But they're, that's what the elves, that's the, that's the origin of the Christmas elves. That's where that comes from. They pull them in because the crampus or the minions. We water everything down. the pits out of it. Yeah, it's getting, makes it makes them white. Dude, it's unbelievable, dude. So some of the other some of the other variations of Santa that are really interested in, and you can see some of the main like Santa characteristics coming from these St. Nicholas, the actual St. Nicholas in Belgium, he only comes to the kids who speak the Walloon language and he comes twice. So this is the making a list and checking it the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th.a.a.a.a.u. the th.u. th kids who speak the Walloon language and he comes twice. So this is the making a list and checking it twice. He comes on the 4th of December and he makes his list of kids

who are naughty or nice. He goes off, he checks it again on the 5th, so he makes a list, checks it twice. And then on the 6th of December. So this Belgian Santa comes back on that day and gives all the presents to the good kids and then gives again bundles or faggots of sticks to the naughty kids. What are the naughty kids meant to do with the sticks do you know? I mean they then become do they become the crampuses? Oh good question. Then then take their frustration about not getting Christmas presents? Just beat the shit out of the people who have presents. Yeah. Well, that's one like when Santa leaves the coal. What are you supposed to do with that?

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But this is where this comes from. A flying horse so he has these rain deer and then he has the checking on, checking in on the, uh, checking in on all these kids. And it's this big giant dude and he looks like, uh, yeah, Slepner. He looks like four, right? Looks like a biking, yeah. Dude, he has a, he has a long, long dark hair, dark beard, and he has a pot belly and he wears a fur-trimmed rub, and that's where we get that kind of a sexy, is like the sexy, like the sexy, of Santa? He's like the badass Santa? Is this like the Kim... What's his name that just showed a picture of him being shredded? This is like the Michael Bay Santa Santa?

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I'd walk in no shirt on pierced nipples. Wouldn't it be nice for a while to be cool with just taking your shirt off any time though? I would love to have that. I know guys are shredded. They don't take their shirts off. Like once in a while Brian will do it as a joke. Yoat, Brandon's shop never takes his shirt off. Rogan's keep something to the imagination though, right? Yeah.

Well, Rogan always takes it out to like, just completely crush women who say he's fat. Have you seen a video of that woman's like, you're fat? And then he's like, bitch, what are you talking about? He pulls up his shirt and he's like, you know, he she got what she wanted then as well. She got she got shot. Oh, I guess I'm wrong. You know, just stairs at him like a fucking piece of flame in you on. I'm gonna start doing that to girls. I don't think your tits are big. Oh, I mean. It's the days where girls would fall for that. I'm nagging. Yeah. Yeah. The good old days of negging. Remember when you be like. I bet you can't touc your elbows behind your back and they're

like, I bet I can. You're like, yeah! Merica! Oh my god, man. So we have fuckable Santa, we got, Buddy. What else we got? We got mushrooms. Do you ever wonder where Chris Kringle came from? No, where dude?

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Organt story. Yes, dark, yes. Yes, it's possibly the darkest one. This is this is from Russia, right? Yeah, of course. And Santa in Russia is called Dietmarus, our grandfather freeze, grandfather frost. That even sounds bad. Yeah, Dietmarus. And he wears blue robes that have like silver stars and silver moons. So it's quite a pagan kind of... Sounds like Captain America. Yeah. And he has a golden staff, and he rocks in with, always with this super hot Russian chick. Yeah, don't put that.

Rush, super hot Russian shit called Snagorushka. Snegurushka. Excuse me. He googled that. And there's like nude chicks with their ass is hanging on. called snagarushka. Snegurushka. Actually, she just pulled up pornography. He googled that. And there's like nude chicks with their asses hanging on. So yeah, well, that's how snagarushka rocks up. She rocks up in little kind of like booty shorts

that have like a white fur lining, big old titties. Oh shit, no wonder naked. Naked. Yeah, that came out. This was like... It was like a parody. Put your safe search on, bro. You guys are all gross. Is this tinfoil?

We don't do safe search. I'm embarrassed for all of you. So Sniggerushk is snow-a-skid the snow-that gives it the presents because Yetmaros, basically he's like an old blue coated cane haven pimp who has this like hot, um, yeah something to draw, that's a bit more traditional. The modern day Snagorushkas are kind of like sexy with like whopping bangers. All that one. Wopping bangers, dude. Oh this here, that's a... There's no one of bangers. I. I one? Wopping bangers dude.

Oh this one here, that's a, there's no one a bang. I've seen, I've seen more, more erotic. Okay, we don't even get to rock on the shelf. You want to go to Santa baby. Johnny, we have to figure out a way for me to see these things because I can't see there. Come, turn it around so I can see what you're looking at. Sam's feeling left out. There we go.

There's hasn't seen anything all episode and we start looking at chicks. Yeah. He's like, I got to see. Yeah. He hasn't seen anything word about it in three months that we've been in this studio. Well, yeah, pretty much. You got your own computer. Yeah, but I want to see what everybody's looking at. So just Google. Sexy Santa girl. Okay, Johnny. I see it. She gives out all of the, all the, um, she gives out all the presents. And they like him Santa sits on his throne. It's just like, Snigarushka. You give a giv. the the the the the the the the the the the the presents and then like him Santa sits on his throne is just like snegerushka you give present to that kid is he good kid is he

nice boy okay he get present no present for cheeky fucker they would have killed this in America death maras started off as a kidnapper. So you'll see pictures of D'et Maros or Grandfather Fries. Right there, XG, if you go back up to see. Grandfather Frise? Grandfather Frise. If you go to the right, just to the right, there's like a picture with a big bag.

There's like a picture with a big bag. So not like in the North, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, like, like, like, like, like, the the the th., th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th threat. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. Right, th. Right, th. Right, th. Right, th. Right, th. Right, th. Right, th. Right, th. Right, th. Right, th. Right, th. Right, th. Right, th. Right, th. Right, th. Right, th. Right, th. Right, th. Right, th. Right, the, thea, th th th th th th t t t t t t t t t together, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th t one right there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he has a big bag. So what this motherfucker used to do was kidnap the kids. So not like in the Norse tradition, in the Dutch tradition, in the Belgian tradition, you'd have a Santa that would come and observe you remotely. He'd look in the windows, he'd be peeking through keyholes. Russian Santa did a t style, he came to your fucking house, took you by the head and put you in a bag and brought you to his house. And you woke up and you had like the, it was like in the Americans and you had a fucking bag pulled off your head and it's like shining lights and he's like, okay.

So your mom said you didn't eat all of your breakfast. What's up? You've been a bold boy, you didn't do your homework, you get the bedgreds. So you're fucking tired, he'd tie you to a chair and he'd ransom you back to your family for food and gifts. And he'd take some of the food and gifts, like cookies and milk, and he'd leave all the rest of the gifts with you. But your family had to go and amass a small amount of wealth or a small amount of presents

to give to Jettmarus to get you back. So every Christmas was a fucking like Liam Neeson and taken types of tradition. Oh my Santa's ringing up your house going. I have a certain set of skills. I'm able to fly with a reindeer. If you want your son back, I want cookies and I want milk and some carrots for Rudolph. Like that was happening every Christmas with Dead Maross right? So I looked into it a little bit and what I've come to the conclusion was Jet Maros came from a time of

like harsh winters. I don't know if you know about Chickatillo, Andrea Chicotillo, he was the Russian cannibal, a great serial killer, almost serial killers from Russia, he was caught in 91. Yeah. He was, he grew up in the Ukraine and the reason he was normalized into like cannibalism and into murder was because he grew up during a Ukrainian famine where like you'd send your kids off the school and maybe not all of them and make it home because some family would be like that mother fuck it looks like you ate a sandwich or two and they put a bag over your head and then you'd be having fucking kid finger soup for lunch. So so so so so so so so so so so so so in so in so in so in so in so in so in the the the the the their so their so their their their their their their their their their their their their they. So. So. So their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. the. the. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. the and then you be having fucking kid finger soup for lunch. So in Russia it wasn't unheard of to be like whipping kids up and eating them so Jett Maros was like I'm gonna take this kid

if you don't give me some food I'm gonna eat your kid. Like when it's not you think it's it insane, but it's not that insane when you consider many of those cultures around Russia still in, you know, in remote places, engage in bride kidnapping which is in a practice where they kidnap women and take them into the hills and marry them off. I mean, that still goes on in like Georgia today. Pella Anderson by putting a bag over her head and try to steal her. Oh yeah, of course.

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Is she ain't a shit? She ain't a hold around. No, our Miss Santa Claus. Yeah, oh, oh, Oh, yeah. Oh, the big. All the best name for Santa Claus out of all the names we've heard I think. Yeah. It's Maros. Yeah, it's like grandpa.

So it's like grandpa freeze. But yeah, all these stories just like put together. Yeah. Like, fucking. A little bit here, a little bit here. Pop-P-Pam. What the most amazing story of all of them is the actual real story of the real St. Nicholas who was who turned into Santa Claus. So he was a fucking, he was a bishop, a Turkish bishop.

Santa Claus is a brown person, right? He was born in Pantara and he lived his whole life in Myra, which is now modern day, southern Turkey. And he was a Greek citizen of the Byzantine Empire who had Christian parents who were very wealthy and his parents died left them all their golden riches and then his uncle, his creepy uncle who was a bishop took over his care and forced him to become a priest and I guess he got to go through the rituals and doing all that shit. And St. Nicholas was like, okay I need to get the fuck out of here, where can I go, went on the crusades, on the pilgrimages to Egypt and Jerusalem, and when he came back he's like, I've seen some

shit man, we need to help the less fortunate, because like we think we have a bad here, they're fucked over there. So he took all of his gold and his family left him, and he just started like banging out gold and food and setting up like food distribution and soup kitchens and buying houses for poor families and paying off mortgages so people wouldn't get turfed down on the street he was a really decent cunt like putting out his family's gold right a real decent cunt yeah well that's how we say it in Ireland I love it so so this third century Roman Emperor Diocletian who only served for about 10 or 15 years, he got too big for his boots and he

demanded that everybody worship him as a god and Nicholas being a bishop at this point was like, no, fuck you, the people in my town were going to live right. You're not not a god, there's only one god and blah blah. He was kind of, he was, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was a thi, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, th people in my town were going to live right. You're not a god, there's only one god and blah blah, he was kind of, you know, he was pretty on message with the whole Christianity thing. And then when Constantine came in, Constantine wanted to reform the whole church and he basically put the fucking hammer down on Nicholas and he's like, you're a bishop, you're part of the, you know, the management group and you're showing the company the company the company the company the company the company the company the company the company the company the company the company the company the company the company the company the company the company the company the company the company the company the company the company the company the company the company the company the company the company their, you're showing the company the company their, you're showing their, you're their, you're their, you're their, you're their, you're their, you're showing their, you're showing their, you're showing their, you're showing their, you're showing their, you're showing their, you're showing their, you're showing their, you're showing their, you're showing their, you're showing their, you're showing their, you're showing their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the company up. So you're in trouble now and they put them in jail. They snapped them up, put them in jail for 10 years and like Nicholas, St. Nicholas, the man himself was at the Council of Nessie, the one where Constantine made up all the rules for the Catholic Church and wrote all the canon. It was like the other meeting between like George Lucas and J.J. Abram and are trying to figure out how to make to make to make to make to make to make the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their. their. their. they. they. they. they. they. they. theymea. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. C. C. C. C. Se. Se. C. Se. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. And. And. And. And. And. And. And, t. And, t. And. And, t. And. And, t. And. And. And, t. And. And. And, t. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And, the meeting between like George Lucas and and J.J. Abrams and they're trying to figure out how to how to make Star Wars like this is Constantine is is George Lucas going like okay so the way it's supposed to be

He's born of a virgin and he took all of these like, you know Roman Pagan for all of these different types of stories like stories from the Far East, stories from China, and what's really sad about St. Nicholas is that he's actually not a real saint. He died kind of in disgrace after this kind of refusal to capitulate to the Roman Catholic Church's demands, and he's not a real saint. He was never properly canonized because canonization wasn't introduced to the church until the 12th century. But he was supposed to have performed miracles which included bringing, three boys were caught doing some shady and the villagers kicked them to debt and then cut them up in bits and then put them into barrels of pickle brine

and St. Nicholas was supposed to have come over and blessed the barrels and then the boys jumped out of the pickle brine and alive which is weird right? I'm sure that happened. Yeah I mean at least at least they had a good. Listen dude here's my opinion on a lot of religious stories like every great storytellers there's a lot of embellishing. Yeah. By a lot and there's a lot of embellishing. Yeah. Right? A lot. And there's nothing wrong with that.

It's like telling the story. It's about what it means, not about what it actually happened. Dude, every comic who's ever told the story on stage, 100% it's not completely real. It's not completely real. Maybe 10% of the story. The machine, come on man, what the fuck? Yeah, that can't be real. The machine.

Like 60% of it is probably real. Yeah, right? And then you know, yeah. I mean, it's just jokes. Yeah. But he became the Pinterest Center last children after he brought these kids back to life. He was recognized by popes, by you know local authorities, the name streets after him, the name churches and cathedrals after him. It was like St. Nicholas Square and they

called him St. Nicholas even though he wasn't properly canonized. Now you have to remember like the real St. Nicholas was around in the like early fourth century, like 300 AD. That's how long this mothucker is around and we still celebrate him every December. So the reason we do and the reason people like name shit after him is because he did really nice stuff. Like he used to pay for everything for all the people in his village. He used to send out like uh carts of gold and money to like places they'd write them letters. So that's where you get the right letters from Santa. So they'd write to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the bishop the bishop the bishop the bishop the bishop the bishop the bishop the bishop the bishop to the bishop to the bishop to to to the bishop, the bishop, the bishop, the bishop, the bishop, the bishop, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thethem letters. So that's where you get the right letters from Santa. So they'd write to the bishop, Bishop Nicholas of Myra. Listen, my daughter's fucking, you know, her legs fell off and we need to buy some kind of thing

to drag her around the town. Yeah, no bother. There's some fucking gold coins. He was sound, right? He used to leave gold coins in people's shoes. He'd go the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, th. their, th. th. thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, tho, their, thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoes, their, listen, listen, their, listen. their, listen. Hea, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. He's, their. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thin. And, tops, tops, tops, tops, tops, tops, tops, tops, toga, tops, togua, togua, tho. And, thi. And, thi. And in people's shoes. He'd go into the house for a cup of tea just visiting. And then when they were off, like boiling the kettle or whatever, he'd trow all the gold coins in their shoes. He also, one story, and this is probably part of the Christmas canon, one story, he went to visit a man, and the man was so stressed out, his wife had died, and he was having having having having having having having tra trouble trouble trouble trouble trouble trouble trouble trouble trouble trouble trouble troublethree grown up daughters and he couldn't afford the dowry to marry him away. So a dowry is like money that you have to give to a man to take your daughter away. So they're going to afford a house, man, can you believe that? I mean most of the time now the man, the father of the bride pays, the father of the bride, the the the the bride, the bride, the bride, the bride, the bride, the bride, the bride, the bride, the bride, the bride, the bride, the the the the bride, the bride, the the the the the the the the the to to to the to to to to the bride, the to to to to the to the the the the to marry to marry to marry to to to to marry to to to marry, the the the the to the the the the bride, the bride, the bride, the bride, the bride, the bride, th, th, th, th, th, th wa, th wa, th, thoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy to to to to to thee, to marry, the the the thooeroeroya, to marry, tooer, tooer, tooer, to marry, tooer, to to to the 60s, like if you married, the wife's

family had to give you a lump sum to buy a house or to do whatever, you had to give you a wipe a land or something like that. So this guy hadn't got the money to get his daughter's married out. And what would happen is they wouldn't be able to get jobs because women weren't really working. So they'd have to go and be prostitutes prostit prostit. And prostit. And prostit. And to go and be prostit. And to go and be prostit. And be prostit. And be prostit. And be prostit. And to go and be prostit. And be prostit, to go and be prostit, to go and be prostitu-a, to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go and be prostitu-a, to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the theu. the theu. their, their, their th have to go and be prostitutes. So in order to stop them being prostitutes, Nicholas snuck into their house at nighttime and he put a load of gold coins in their stockings that were drying by the window. Oh my God. And Nicholas put the gold coins in,

and when they woke up in the morning, they had enough money for a dowry so they could get married and they didn't have to become prostitutes. And that's where we get to hang the stockings on the mantelpiece and we get the little chocolate coins and all this kind of shit. Like that's where all that stuff comes from. It's so many stories all put together, right? That's like the story of the three wise men. Oh yeah they so instead of getting Christmas on the 25th you get it three days later which was technically when the wise men dropped off president is to marry after Jesus was born and it

comes by the same way you leave your shoes outside and they leave you stuff in your shoes. That's more like the Mexican tradition it's like I think it's a Latin American American. All your Christmas gifts come in shoes? Yeah, they put everything by the shoes outside like he said they because they're not supposed to come inside because they shouldn't go inside your house That's kind of creepy for a man to be inside your house. So you leave everything outside and the gifts are Out-and-you just the gifts? Why don't you just run around jacking everybody's Christmas gifts? Why do you think Santa? the are fucking jacked this slave. He never left. Dude, the drug cartels are fucking with Santa. The three wisemen.

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Mitra is reduced to Mir is how you say it. So do you think that maybe when the wise men are then are then are the wise men are the wise men men are the wise men are the wise men are the wise men are they are the wise men are they are the wise men are they are they are the wise men are they are they are they are they are they are the. the. the. thi. thi. thi. the wise men are thi. do you think that maybe when the wise men are bringing in gold frankincense and Mer, that's in the Christian tradition, that was one of the concessions that Constantine put in and said okay, okay, we're going to have Jesus is basically Mitra so like let him bring Mir and have everybody remember that it's really Mitra. It's like an under like a like a a tag like a graffiti on the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thr. th. th. th. th. thi thr. thi thi. the the the the the the the the th. the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thia. thi. thi. that's in thi. that it's really Mitra. It's like an under, like a, like a, like a, a tag like a graffiti tag on the story where Mitra still gets a look in even though it's like a Christian tale. Something like that. It's so deep, dude. Yeah, man, there's so so many stories all put together. And then, apparently, the original Christmas was on the 25th December. It was changed the 20th. The the the th. The th. It. It. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's so. It's so. It's so so many. It's so many. It's so many. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's, th. It's, th. th. th. th. th. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's, t. It's, t. It's, t. t. tog. tog. tog. It's, tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. It's, th. It's, th. It's, the tog. It's, the tog. It's, the the tog. It's, the tog. It's, the toge. It's, the toge. It's the 6th of December, which is the day St. Nicholas actually died, and it was changed to the 25th because that's the Saturnalia holiday.

Also if you guys ever watch Zykeist, it's part of this harvest festival. So the sun, the sun is born on the, the 22nd is the, the salsasice which is the shortest day of the year and that's the time when the sun goes down and then three days later it rose again which is the 25th so that's like Jesus died on the cross he was buried he rose again three days later the son of God SON SUN this whole thing about that Christmas time that's the telice, that's like a pagan and Christian marriage of two stories. And St. Nicholas's body itself was also miraculous. They, a bunch of Dutch sailors, if you can imagine this, a bunch of Dutch sailors

stole the body of Santa Claus, stole Santa Claus, stole Santa's dead body from the Claus and brought his dead body in bones and coffin around the world because people who would toucest the bones would get healing, they were cure and all sorts of diseases all in the third, early fourth century, right? And they left and buried the bones in Barry and Italy. And then some norm, some French invaders into Italy, t buried the bones in Barry and Italy. And then some French invaders into Italy took the bones, stole the bones and brought them back to France. And then when the Normans invaded Ireland,

they brought the bones of St. Nicholas to Ireland and the actual St. Nicholas from 1,700 years ago, his bones are buried in a town in the middle of Ireland called Kilkenny. So the real bones of St. Nicholas of Myra, Santa Claus is buried in Ireland. Isn't that weird? That is crazy. Man. Like some Dutch sailors brought him on tour like a weekend at Bernies and had everybody rub Santa's bones to get well. They were on a fucking touc Santa ass-tapping tour.

You remember after 9-11 all the first responders were like, we're going to ride our bikes around the country, you're just going to go out and bang chicks. That's all you're going to do, you're going to get patriotic ass. Johnny, you look scared. You look scared. No, not scared. I was just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just, not scared. I was just reading about this. Apparently there's some disagreement about when the Magi arrived.

Some traditions think that they were as many as two years after the birth of Jesus, they arrived. So they showed up. That's all that matters. Well, if they showed up the next day or three days later, I mean, shit, and they were coming from from from? There's- There's no Southwest back then. It took a little time. Yeah. Balthazar is one of them and he's supposed to be like a religious, how did you say, like a religious historian?

And he wanted to come and see if the child was actually the Christ child. And when he came to confirm it, he was the one that brought gold but the gold was like an offering to the future church so he was basically from the Muslim tradition from Islam coming to see if this was real Jesus or if it was just the prophet and he left the gold because he judged that it was. That's a hell of a name. Those Mejai are really, it's a really interesting story about what they were all about. Well we're gonna th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. Well we're gonna thu thu thu thu thus thus. Well, that the thus. thus, the. the. the. the the the the the the the the. thi thi thi the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi thi. the. theeeeeeean. thean. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. thee. the. So.they were all of it. Well, we're gonna have to do it again at some point. I'm fucking. Next Christmas. Dude, next Christmas, well, I want to get you back to talk about some Saturnina. What's it called, Saturninia?

Saturnalia. Yeah, whatever that is, I say how I think I want said. That's all that matters. Thank you, dude. You're my flavor flave. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, what. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, what. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah Is that an area? All that matters, Sam. That's all that matters. Thank you, dude. You're my Flavor Flav, brother. You're my Flavora. Yeah, boy. Why don't you tell us, Gordo, where are, tell our listeners where they can find you? I got a website, those conspiracy guys, I got a website, those conspiracy guys. I got a website, those conspiracy guys. I got a website, you th. Those those those th. Those th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. You, th. th. You're th. You're th. You're th. You're th. You're th. You're th. You're th. You're th. You're, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th. You, th. You, th. You, th. You, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I thin, th. I' thin, th. I'm th. I'm th. th. thin, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. You're on all the different social media you'll find us those conspiracy guys. Got the SEO, you know, real good on the conspiracy thing. It shows up first on everything. And iTunes, Spotify, well it's not iTunes anymore, shit, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, wherever you get them. I don't have a YouTube channel really anymore.

I took down all the videos because fuck those guys. I might I might I might I might I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's. It's th. It's th. It's that's that's th. It's that's that's that's that's th. that's that's th. that's th. th. th. th. th. th. that's th. that's th. that's th. that's that's that. that. that's that. tho. th. th. th. th. I took down all the videos because fuck those guys. I might end up putting up clips. So I use Bitschute. And he was Vimeo. So Bitschute has a bunch of the old documentaries, you know that shit, they used to smoke a bone and fucking fall down the rabbit hole. Years ago watching YouTube in the good old days when you can fucking watch documentaries back to back. BitShoot kind of has a lot of that content now. A lot of great creators on there making some stuff as well.

And the episodes are like five, six, seven hours long, the big ones. How long do you take to upload? It's only like 300 megabytes, not that long. The videos are pretty big. Yeah. So like, you know, you can see there from the titles like Jim Morrison, we did the whole thing on Jim Morrison. It's like six hours, man, telling his whole story. Wow. That's a fascinating story from what I was saying. I might have to check that one out. That whole thing with him in Paris kind of creeps me out. Yeah, man. He's totally not dead. History the Mormon. History the Mormonsons. It's is is is is is is is Mormon. th. th. th. th. th. It's is th. th. th. th. th. It's is th. th. It's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Yeah, six. Yeah, six. Yeah, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.aked, he's dead. History of the Mormons is a brilliant episode, talking about the whole religion and how everything works. Oh God, Jimmy Savile. It's so much deeper than you can imagine. Yeah, Jimmy Savile is a precursor.

I've come up in season 8 now I'm going to be doing an Epstein on a Pizzagate episode and a deep dive. Somerton man. That's a great one of the great one one and a half to two hours. A lot of serial killers, a lot of weird crimes, a lot of weird cases like DB Cooper. That was one of my favorites. DB Cooper, that was one of the first ones I heard and you went deep. He tells you all the scenarios that could have happened, why it didn't happen. It's on point. You were wondering why it's long. It's because he thinks, and if it's a conspiracy or not. And it's funny at the same time, this was always. Thanks, man. I'm filtering everything that I can possibly find in a book on the internet in documentaries.

Anything that's about the topic goes into my head. And as much as I can get out, then I get out into the episodes. So they're like, there's big arcs. I have like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I th. th. I th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. I'm, tha. I'm, tha big arcs like I have a, I have like three episode arcs there for the finance episodes of one on money, so it goes right back to the history of money like pressed salt coins. There's a middle episode about JPMorgan so it's like how the finance system was created, um, all through the 1800s, boom and bust, uh, the creation of the Federal Reserve, all that stuff. And then there's a whole episode on the federal, thee, the, the, the stuff. And then there's a whole episode on the Federal Reserve and fractional reserve banking and how the crash happened in 2007.

So it's like an 800-year, 19-hour odyssey about like money in the monetary system, like huge over three episodes. So it goes, it kind of goes like that. If you want to jump in and listen, it is a big ask for people the the the the their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and tho, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, their, their, their, their, th...... And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the th. th. the th...... the the the the the the the the the the the the the the listen it is a big ask for people who are used to like one and a half two hour episodes. Six hours is a lot but it goes quick and there's lots of stuff in there to get your teeth into. That's why you're killing it because you know what I've learned there's never enough content. There's never no and I'm getting as much as if I've done an episode on it's th. It it th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I can can can can can can can th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi. thi. th th th th th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I th th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm thi. I'm the is to theeeeee. I to to to to to toeeeeeeee. thee an theeee an the an the an the. the. never no. And I'm getting as much as I've done an episode on it's as much as I can find on the internet. And as much as I can find but like 300 tabs open, doing deep dive searches like reading books going on like downloading PDFs of books and

reading them, making up highlights and all this stuff like 200 hours goes into each episode between research, recording and editing and it's a lot of work it's a lot of content really dig your logo really dig your logo where did you get your logo I love that logo actually where did you get it? I was told by a designer friend of mine that a triangle is the most aesthetically pleasing and the most interest inducing in the human brain. You look at a triangle and the most aesthetically pleasing and the most interest-inducing in the human brain. You look at a triangle and you look at the center of a triangle more than any other shape and you think it would be a circle, you know? Triangle

apparently evokes that sort of thing. So I wanted to make a brain, a illuminati type brain that's kind of, when you look into the void, the void looks into you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thr-a, triangui, triangu, thr-a, triangle, and a triangle, and a triangle, and triom-a, and thr-a, and thr-a, and thi, and thi, and the, and the, and the, and the, and thi, and the thi, and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi, and the the tri-a, and a tri-a, triangui, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, triangle, and triangle, void the void looks into you. Yeah, yeah. It's also like a third eye type thing and just three presenters on the show as well so it's like a triangle of conversation. I'm just glad to hear you thought about it that much that pleases me that you've spent some time thinking about it because I like I like it's cool. Yeah, it means something. It's not just like an arbitrary symbol. A lot of people have come to me and said, you know man, you're throwing a bad vibes there, that's like a, that's like a, a weird satanic symbol and you shouldn't have like eyes and you shouldn't have triangles and I'm like,

it's a fucking- Gross. Yeah, because you have those. I was like, no, it's a brain, but, you know. Stop being children. Stop being kids. Okay, stop being children. Use your head. Have some fucking ability to take a joke. He is Gordon Rothford.

We love him so much, Gordo Rothford. He's the man, he's the myth, he's the legend. He is always welcomed on our show all the time, every time. We gotta do this again very quickly, dude. We might have to make this a once a month thing, dude. Where we just pick... I think swap casting is the way to the best way to spread the word and I think our audience is now since the first time I appeared on your show back in episode four could be two and a half years I think I've been on like this number seven yeah and our audience is definitely intersect like a lot of a lot of messages saying I found a true Sam and I'm pointing people to pe to the too. to to to their their their their their to their their. their. I I I their. I I their. I their. I their. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm to be th. I'm to their. I'm to to to to to to to to to their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm t. to. th. I'm t. to. t. to. th. th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the the the the the the th. Iue Sam. And I'm pointing people towards your show too. So I'm gonna be putting this up on my feed as well when you have it up on yours.

And hopefully we can cross-pollinate the, you know, across the streams. There's a community that needs to support each other out here talking about this shit. It's not like it was back in a good all day. you could run around with your dick in your hand. Now it's very tightly controlled, censored, monitored, and I think like, well, informational judiciary is out there saying your fucking Instagram posts might come from a unreliable source. How can I fake a picture of my arshole? Like it's my fucking arsohole? Do you know what I choose to put on Instagram is my own choice, right?

So you have people who are the arbiters of the taste of information. I don't think that should be the case. I think people sharing stuff on sites that are not mainstream, going on to minds. Going on to minds. Gab making a discord going on to the subreddit, Sam has the subreddit, I have one, and share links, talk to people one on one because you're not going to be able to find that shit by accident, you're not going to be able to put on a YouTube playlist and let it go on into the middle of the night like you used to be able to and be like discover fucking new information that doesn't happen anymore. Yep they're killing them them them their their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they. they. they're they're they're they're they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. they're. they're. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they dude. They're killing themselves. But we're like, it's like,

it's like they designed the car and then they made all the roads and we all bought cars and now they just took the roads away. You're like, no man, we're gonna fucking drive someplace. Yeah, dude, that was a great now. Gordo, I love you the death. I want you have, thanks for doing our Christmas special. This has been great. I mean, we got mushrooms, Hitler, Christmas, you name it.

This is the greatest Christmas extravaganza everywhere ever done in the history of ever time. Okay, Johnny, final words. Happy Christmas. Merry Christmas, Johnny, XG. Belize Navidad. All right, dude. Guys have a great holiday season. We love you guys very much.

Thank you for the support. We work hard here all the time. It's not a perfect presentation. But just know it's done with love and it's always trying to grow. We know it's not perfect. We know I butcher words. We gave we gave we gave we gave we gave we gave that we gave that over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over over overtrying to grow. We know it's not perfect. We know I butcher words. We know we gave you over two hours show because we care and we love you guys. Thank you so much for listening. This is I think the final show of the year, right? I believe so. Yeah, war is over if you want it. Yeah, all right man. I appreciate you guys.

weigh their to' their and we'll talk to you guys soon. Love yourself, love your family. You had a great year, you made it. To 2020, 2020 is going to be a year year year. Listen, it's a simulation. If you're always looking for negative, you only find negative. Every night, write down all the things you did well. Okay, focus on that. In the morning, write down everything that you want to happen. Make a list of goals you have every day and look at that list. I'm telling you, you'll be amazing a year how many things on that list have happened. Okay? 2020 is your year. It's gonna happen. If you're in a place you don't like, you can change that.

Is it going to happen overnight? No. But I guarantee you in a year, your life the life their their thi you their thi life you you you thi you you thi you you you thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi you thi you you you you you you you you you you you you thoes you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you to to to to to to to go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go thi thi their that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that tho that that that that that that that that that tho that that. Is it going to happen overnight? No. But I guarantee you in a year your life can be 180. We can do it, dude. I've done it. These guys have done it. Gordo's done it. We can all do it. Just get out of your own way. Stop thinking you can't do it. Or it doesn't happen to you. It does. People had less, got more. Okay. Just focus on the positive. the new year is the year. the year. the year. the year, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, the the the thi, the the the the the th, in thi, in thi, in their their their their their their their, in, in, in, in the year, in the year, in the year, in the year, in the year, in the year, in the year, in the year, in the year, in their, in their their their their th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thii thiii the thi thii thi thi thi the thii their thi. their their thi. People had less, got more, okay? Just focus on the positive. The new year's the new year. We're going to get out of our own way and we're going to start fucking kicking ass. Some bad happens, it's on to the next one. We don't celebrate our victories too much. We don't fucking wallowing our defeats too long. Okay? On to the next one. Positive energy, dude. I'm telling you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you thiii, if you thi, if you thi, if you thi, if you thi, if you thi, if you're thi, if you thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, thi, just, just, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. thi. thi. thi. thi. th next one. Positive energy, dude. I'm telling you, if you spend every day and you do three things for somebody else in this world without expecting anything back,

I'm gonna tell you it's gonna change your life, man. You're a good person, if you listen to the show, you want change, be the change in the world you want. It starts with you. Keep it simple, keep it positive. Okay? So every morning we're going to write down fucking what we want to happen in our life and every night we're going to look back and think of all the good things we did, okay? And then we're going to help three people every day without expecting anything in

return. You start doing that, your world's going to change. You want change in your life, you gotta know where you go, right? You don't just get in your car and drive, you know exactly where you're going. You need to do that with your goals in life. We're gonna start kicking ass, we're gonna start rocking, you're part of the swarm, and I want you to be a happy because the simulation is very easy to manipulate. You just have to do it yourself. You don't need anybody else. You need to energy. All right? I love you guys very much. The 2019 was an insane year. I didn't think it would go this well, but it went. And how to go?

Hard work, honesty, and fucking treating people well. Trying to make the world a better place, thinking locally, thinking globally. You guys are the best. I love you guys very much. Have a great Christmas and a very, very happy new year. We'll talk to you guys soon. Take care.