Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #286: The 1942 Battle of LA With Off The Grid Ryan and Chrissie Mayr

Episode Date: March 9, 2020

Thank you so much for tuning in for another episode of Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli. This episode we welcome back Off The Grid Ryan back to the show along with Compound Media's Chrissie Mayr to discu...ss the 1942 Battle of Los Angeles. Thank you so much for your support. Please check out: Chrissie Mayr's Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrissiemayr Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrissiemayr Podcast: https://www.compoundmedia.com/shows/wet-spot Off The Grid: Instagram: @nontute Please check out all of our platforms: Our Youtube page Youtube.com/SamTripoli Check out all the Tin Foil Hat Full Episode Videos at brokensimulation.com My youtube.com Youtube.com/SamTripoli Patreon: Patreon.com/TinFoilHat Tshirts: TinFoilHattshirts.com Cameo.com www.cameo.com/samtripoli Thank you to our sponsors: Grubhub: Just for our listeners, if you download the Grubhub app and enter promo code SAMT, you'll get $10 off any order of $15 or more on your delivery. That’s promo code SAM for $10 off any order of $15 or more on your delivery. So download the Grubhub app today and use promo code SAMT to enjoy the restaurants you love, delivered. Strong Coffee: Go to www.strongcoffeeltd.com/tinfoil FOR 30% OFF OMAX CryoFreeze: Get 20% off a full bottle of CryoFreeze Pain Roll Relief and anything site wide plus free shipping just go to OMAXhealth.com promocode TINFOILHAT. Manscaped: Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code TINFOILHAT at Manscaped.com. That’s 20% off with free shipping at manscaped.com, and use code TINFOILHAT Blue Chew: Visit Blue Chew dot com and get your first shipment free when you use promo code tinfoil. Just pay $5 shipping. That’s B-L-U-E-Chew dot com promo code tinfoil. Chew it and do it! ADsuits.com: hey have tons of different colors and styles. they have suits in solid colors, pinstripes, plaids, houndstooth, double breasted, corduroy, tuxes. and all for $39 to $69. AND they give away 1 free suit every week to one of our listeners. thats just tinfoil hat fans. we announce the winner here the following week on the show. Just go to ADsuits.com/TinFoilHat and put in your email. or don't put in your email in for the free suit and just go to ADsuits.com/TinFoilHat and get a 2-button suit for $39 Live Shows: March 19th: Tin Foil Hat Comedy Night live at the Ice House April 11th: Tin Foil Hat Comedy Night Live at the Rec room @7pm April 11th: Tin Foil Hat Podcast with Special Guest An0maly April 16th: Headlining the Ventura Comedy Club May 1st: Spokane Comedy Club May 2nd: Tacoma Comedy Club May 5th: Chicago at The Den Theatre

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Tinfoil Hat. Oh, what the fuck are you guys even talking about? Global controls will have to be imposed, and a world governing body will be created to enforce them. Welcome to Tinfoil Half. We go deep home, boy. Aaron, open your mic. Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere. That's some interdimensional shit.
Starting point is 00:00:35 Wake up, Aaron! This is only the beginning. You just blew my mind. Are you ready to get your mind down? Revolution will be podcasted. Oh snap! Look at us! Look at us! We are back in the old studio. Joining me as always my good friend, Xavier Guerrero, XG, and the place to be. Guys, as Johnny's on the road right now, I went back to North Carolina
Starting point is 00:01:06 to give his old man some manscaping stuff to work those old nuts. So we decided to do a very special emergency podcast here at the old studio, joining us as always. Back in the day, Aaron, people miss you. Yeah, well, that's all, ma'am. Really came in with a lot of excitement on that. Really let us know that you were really excited
Starting point is 00:01:31 about doing this podcast again. I was like, maybe he wants us back. And I, your reaction lets me know you don't care at all. You're Johnny's problem now. Okay. Guys, a lot of amazing things are going on. We got some, what tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, that, that, tho, tho, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, tha, tha, than, than, than, than, toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. to, to, tha. tha. A. Guys, a lot of amazing things are going on. We got some great live shows coming up. You know, what do we got? We got, March 19th, we are live at the Ice House.
Starting point is 00:01:52 It is the Ice Wall at the Ice House. Eddie Bravo, myself, Xavier Guerrero, and we have Jimmy Dorr, will be live at the ice house. That's a 10 o'clock show. And then we have on the 11th. It is, oh, and then March 29th, I just added the Bruce Buffer, It's Time show in the Belly Room. I will be announcing that. I'm gonna make it a podcast.
Starting point is 00:02:17 It's gonna be, the show's gonna be Bruce Buffer, it's time, podcast, which is basically all your favorite podcasters will be doing stand-up that night. And then on April 11th, we are live back at the rec room. It is a 7 p.m. show, myself, XG, Eddie Bravo, and I think Steve Simone's on that show as well. Those tickets I've been told are moving very quickly, so grab them now. May 1st, we are at 1st we are at the we are at the oh no and then April 16th I'm at the Ventura Harbor Comedy Show Club with doing comedy knockout I think it's called comedy knockout even know it's myself
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Starting point is 00:07:05 when you walk in the back. So yeah, I got that still. How are you, dude? Dude, I'm great, man. I'm a, hopefully I get to be an uncle soon, right? Yeah. Let me come by, hang out. We could use to all the help we can get to the help.
Starting point is 00:07:24 How many babies you have, you need an extra adult. Hell yeah. So if you have one kid, you need two adults. If you have three kids, you need three adults. If you have four kids, you're fucked. Let's do it, man. Takes a try. Yeah. Very excited to have this young lady on.
Starting point is 00:07:36 We love to get some people off from the East Coast flavor. She has a podcast. She is a on Compound Media and then she has her own podcast called Chrissy Mayor. Please welcome, wouldn't it be weird if your name wasn't Chrissy Mayor? It was a crazy, please welcome Chrissy Mayor everybody. Look at that. Oh my god, this is so great to be here. Yeah super excited to have you on I'm glad. Do you like conspiracies? Yeah, do you like the cusp of a true? Do you like a the like like to like to like to like to like to like to like the the to like the the the they. Do you like the they? Do you like to like the the to the they? Do you like to the to to to to to to be like to be like to be like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, do their, their, their, their, their, their, to be like, to be like, to be like, to be like, to be like, to be like, to be like, to be like, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. to th. th. to to to th. th. to their th. to their thi. to thi. thi. thi. th had a couple people come on. They were like, I forget who I was talking. We were arguing whether trans should be a lot. Like drag queens should be able to entertain like six-year-olds.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Oh, yeah, like read stories at a library. It's the most retarded shit ever. And they're like, no, it's totally fine. I'm like, OK, so what's next? bunch of hey I hear some buzzing do you hear it? Oh we gotta get a bunch of like lady boys coming in and shooting ping pongs out of their buttholes I mean how open mind are we are are are we to children I mean it's just that's an adult event anyways that would have to be late night at the library yeah yeah but no kids there no no that's for adults only what kind of like I'm a parent man job, I'm basically secret service for these
Starting point is 00:08:46 children. My job is protect the targets, right? Protect them until the mom gets home. That's all I do is like, just stay alive to mom gets home. Have you seen the cruids? There's a cartoon that you're going to love called the Crudes. It stars Nick Cage and he's a dad. His whole thing is just protecting the families, keep him in the cave and just avoid everything new. Dude, it's for sure. I mean just care, but I don't know how anyone would think it would be okay one to have drag queens come and entertaining your
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Starting point is 00:10:00 Boblazar! Turn nern there! Ooh, baby! Ooh, baby! I'm going to take a picture real quick for our favorite person, Chad Zumak, and just send it to him. Go think of you, Chad. I love you, Chad. So, uh, so, you know, Ryan came to the last comedy cast
Starting point is 00:10:23 we were talking, and I'm like, hey man, let's get a show going. And he's like, and I saw this thing on, so the baby's mama is a wonderful human being. I love her with all my heart, okay? She likes some bad television, right? Some bad TV. So we have to compromise. So we agree on like ancient aliens. We'll watch them. We both can enjoy it, right?
Starting point is 00:10:45 Something for both of us. I don't feel like I'm my IQ is being sucked out of me as I'm watching like, you know, dating after jail or whatever that show is like it's simple popper, MD. You don't think the Kardashians are aliens? No, I think they're witches like satanic witches. I don't think. Something plugging in and out yes something anyways so one thing they talked about was one of the show was the Battle of Los Angeles and you know Ryan had brought that up a long time ago about this this battle that supposedly happens with UFOs and it's like they're interviewing people who are alive back then they were all like kids and now they're like 90 But it's a very interesting thing so
Starting point is 00:11:30 Have you ever heard about a battle of Los Angeles? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they've talked about on ancient aliens. I've seen all those other so what's that? I thought to give us a little grounding But in 1566, in the skies of a Basel, Switzerland, there was a series of mass sightings that was then called a celestial phenomenon. In 15, the 1500s? Well, there's a picture of it, right? Correct, yeah. Oh, my God.
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Starting point is 00:13:05 when it's way, when the technology in this civilization, whether civilizations before that, who knows, but this civilization wasn't available? So I mean, like, this isn't the first time people have been scared. October 30th, 1938, a radio broadcast of H.G. Wells, famous 1898 book, The War of the Worlds, was narrated and directed by Orson Wells and his troop of radioactors. They interrupted the Columbia Broadcasting Systems Program to report, quote unquote, that our planet had been invaded by aliens. The first two-thirds of the 60-minute broadcast was presented as a news bulletin, often described of having led to an outrage, panic, listeners, believe that this event was real, so they, I don't know, maybe 50 people went aching shit.
Starting point is 00:13:47 You know, dude, but still, it's just like, are you surprised people wet nuts? Heck no, you listening to it. Look at this coronavirus right now, like people are losing their skulls. Yeah, nobody knows anybody who act, I had somebody, oh, my, uh, some of my work, my work, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, th. th. th. th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th. th. to, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th. to, to, to, th. to, to, to, thi, to, to, thi. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, thi, thi, coronavirus I'm like what just one person that you when that just infect everybody like yeah like people are losing their skull they said the TSA person had it shouldn't everyone have it then yeah instantly everyone should just be infected if the person at TSA had it
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Starting point is 00:15:54 and she is the reason that all Vietnamese salon owners from one, one person, from one person, their thinne. So I mean, like the fact the fact the fact the fact the fact their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thi, thin', th. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th........ thin, thin' is, thin' is, thin' is, thin' is, thin' is, thin' is, thin' is, thin' is, thin' is, thin' is, thin' is, thin' is, thin' is, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thin... back to fear, I mean, it only takes one person to say the sky's falling. Usually it's me. In my family, I'm chicken little. Yeah, right. No one listens to a single word I say about anything. In my house, with three other whip, nobody listens to me.
Starting point is 00:16:16 When I was there the other day, we're'm reading them about the Penil Gland right now and about how that is probably the gateway to God. And she just is yelling, there is no God in the other room, which is crazy because when she told me she was pregnant, that's exactly what I yelled. There is no God. Shit. Well, moving forward. All th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, thi. thi. thi. the. tho. tho. tho. thooo. th. the. thooooooo. th. thoooo. that is, December 7th, 1941, a date which will live in infamy.
Starting point is 00:16:48 Pearl Harbor Day. I don't know if that's what they call. But yeah. What is that? Hallmark got cards for that Pearl Harbor Day. the virus. the virus was going out of business. So all those Pearl Harbor Days.
Starting point is 00:17:03 And what's really sucks is that the U.S. government knew A total of 2,403 Americans died and successfully sinking 18 Navy ships. And what really sucks is that the U.S. government knew that was happening and they let it happen. Wow. Why? Because they wanted to get pulled into World War two and the only way they could get, because American wanted nothing to do with it. Like, we don't want getting this war.
Starting point is 00:17:22 We want none to do with this war and like they're like okay we have to let something happen so they let people get Hilton killed I mean like if you remember like recently with Iran right that what they were doing they try to get us into war with Iran so what they did was they flew this drone but they also put like an American plane full of American soldiers right next to it. So if it hit it, it would hit that, and then people go nuts to draw us in. Oh, literally, they just like, stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself.
Starting point is 00:17:50 Like, that's basically like they made it. Well, that's every war we've ever done. Like to 9-11. Wow, right. That's the biggest one. went to Jordan, no, went to, I forget what really, Qatar, right, went to Qatar, and was begging that they kept funding Hamas. Wow. Basically Israel wants Hamas funded because Hamas allows them to say, we're being attacked, so
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Starting point is 00:18:31 But I've been saying that Hamas is controlled opposition, I've been saying that forever. It didn't make any sense. We look at Al Qaeda, all those people are not Taliban, but Al Qaeda and ISIS. They're all controlled opposition. If you actually look at who ISIS has attacked, they're only in countries that the US doesn't get along with. They do not attack any allies of the United States.
Starting point is 00:18:55 They actually apologize to Israel. They actually hit one. They actually hit one. They're like, hey, dude, we're sorry about that. Right. How crazy is that? Maybe they just have good taste. Do you believe in the peace treaty? You think this is going to stay? Well, no, I mean, dude, it's like, it's so funny because why would you put that clause in there? Because you will, the clause is basically, we're going to withdraw as long as you don't
Starting point is 00:19:14 attack us. Okay. Why would they attack us? Oh, because they're not. Because that's us attacking us to keep us there. They do it every fucking time. Every time we sign that peace treaty, some base gets hit because they don't, these military industrial complex doesn't want us leaving. All you have to do is watch what, Rambo 3? Is that when we were actually fighting with the Taliban? I try to watch that once that once that once that once that once that that once that once that once that once that once that once that once th th th th th th th th. I th. I their their their to watch that once a week. keeps my teeth white. Shit. Well look it, I mean, so the entire United States now is shaking in their boots. Officially, we're at war now, you know, after December 7th. So, I mean, I grew up in a typical American education system. That means I'm dumb as shit. So that means that I never knew about what happened after December 7th. All right, so check this shit out out. the th. the th. th. the th. th. the th. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I's, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I's their. So. So, I. So, I's their. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, their their their their th. I's th. I's tiiiia. I's tipeea. I'm tea. I'm tea. Ia.ea.ea.ea. I'm. I'm, tea. I'm. I'm, tea. I'm tea. So, tea. So, means that I never knew about what happened after December 7th. All right, so check this shit out. February 19th, 1942, acting on the fears that Japan's
Starting point is 00:20:10 bombing raids were not over, concerned that an espionage ring was operating out of the Japanese consulate in Los Angeles, full-on secret Asian men for real. Yeah. And President Reserville took a extraordinary step, circumventing the constitutional safeguards of American citizens, and this is what happened. He signed into law, Executive Order 9066. And for those that do Jamatria, I think you'll notice those numbers add up something interesting. And so what this thing said is that basically if you are of Japanese ancestry you're getting shipped to one of the 10 internment camps but we call it interment tams
Starting point is 00:20:49 he called it a concentration camp he didn't pussyfoot around it because back and then they also put in the headlines Japs like this is back in the day when you were if you didn't have round eyes you were basically subhuman and this is 1942 you know for sure dude I mean like listen to go back to th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th this th this this th this th this this this th this this th this this this this this this this this th. this is this is this is this this this this this this this is this is this is th. this is this is th. this is th. this is th. th. th. th. this is th. th. this is th. th. th. this is th. th. th. this is this is th. th. this is th. th. this is th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi this is this is this is thi thi this is this is basically subhuman. And this is 1942, you know. Oh, for sure, dude. I mean, like, listen, dude, go back to 9-11 and see how we used to, we talked about Arabs. Yeah. Well, if you go to Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, they're still home, Sandies.
Starting point is 00:21:15 Yeah. Yeah. And they ainrd of February. Yeah. All right, do you know a town called Golita? What? Goalita. You're driving up the 101 and you go past Santa Barbara, right? So this is a tiny little coast off right above Santa Barbara.
Starting point is 00:21:36 Okay, 7 p.m., 23rd, 194, 19-Submar submarine surfaced offshore near oil platform. Japanese commander Kozo Nenichio then ordered his men to open fire and begin shelling the shoreline of Elwood oil field in Golita, California for 20 minutes. Have you ever heard of the only continental attack on our soil? Wow. I know I've never heard that. Well, mean outside of 9-11 obviously. Well I mean during World War 2. Yeah yeah yeah. So they hit some of the little islands up say near Alaska but that's not continental United States. That guy looks like an asshole. He looks
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Starting point is 00:22:53 all about like having balloons that were like set on fire and they wanted to this was like an old school this goes back to like ninja days you know so that's what's leading up to the event that took place right so after after a a a a a... the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. the. the. the. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the.. the. the... the.... the. the.. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te what's leading up to the event that took place, right? So after 20 minutes of shelling, he orders men to steal a few barrels of oil, just like a Grand Theft Auto Mission, and then they went under and shot back to Tokyo probably, you know? Imagine driving. Dude, that reminds me like when gas started getting really expensive, how you would drive five miles just that was like five cents less than than than than than than than than than than than the place than the place right next to your house. I'm waiting line yeah. I'm so old I remember dollar gas
Starting point is 00:23:29 yeah I did too. And you know it's so funny it was like everybody I listen to every hackycom and be like dude attack every country I want dollar gas and it never went down. The prices never go down. You remember airlines dude they like hey do gas is really expensive right now. We got to jack our the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm their I'm their I'm their I'm their I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm their I'm their I'm their I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I'm t. I'm t. I'm tole. I'm so tole. I'm so tole. I'm so tole. I'm so tole. I'm so tole. I'm so they're like, hey, do gas is really expensive right now. We gotta jack our prices up. And then the Saudis, the fuck with everybody, loyal, really lowered the price of oil. But the airlines kept all of their fucking, all their prices up. Once it hits that, once they touch that price.
Starting point is 00:24:02 I mean, thank God for a coronavirus. I'm sorry six old people die, but I can fly to New York for a dollar rate. It's nine now, by the way. What? It's nine people now, it's nine people now. So they say, exactly. It's not that many. It's not that many! More people get hit biking. like killing themselves in the subway. How many people every day die on a unicycle? In the Spanish flu in 1917, I believe, or in 1919 killed 50 million people
Starting point is 00:24:30 in one 365 day calendar. I'm pretty sure two months into it, they didn't think a lot of people are gonna die either. I would like to think that this is only going to affect Asians, because I look around the room. Yeah, no Bobby Lee here. Ain't no Steve Lee here, right? Who else am I? I love that I love dude Dude, I got Uber yesterday by Asian guy and I was like mmm should I get in? We're entering a new version of like the red scare. See I don't know Ryan. I don't know man. It's just like this this this I love it. This uh this uh this. The only thing sucks about you know this whole corona Asian thing is like we won't get. This. This. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I this. I this. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I th. I the. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I th. I th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th sucks about, you know, this whole Corona Asian thing is like we won't get another Ali Wong fucking special.
Starting point is 00:25:10 So look, that happens, right? They get attacked on the actual, like, the 23rd. So now it's on. So basically, here we are, February 24th, 7.18 p.m. Warning is issued by the United States Naval Intelligence, indicated that attack on mainland California could be expected within the next 10 hours. I don't know how who calls that in and why that just like a ten. Is this the same thing for the cable guy?
Starting point is 00:25:37 Like I'll be there in ten hours type shit? The city went into a blackout mode and all lights were shut off. At 10.23 p.m. the warning was called off and tension temporarily relaxed. All right, at the time, LA County was 2.7 million people. Wow. That's not a lot of people. The city was 1.5. Everyone blocked out, right? Lights come on or everyone's chilling. Then at 2.25 a.m. Now it's February 25th. The U.S. Army a the army army army army army army army army army army army army army army army army army army army army a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th.S. th. th. th. the city. the city. the city. the city. the city. the city. th. th. toe. tooom. tooom. tooom. tooom. toe. the the the the the the the the the toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. to.S. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. t.25 a.m. Now it's February 25th. The U.S. Army announced the approach of a hostile aircraft and the city's air raid warning systems went into action for the first time ever for real war. Suddenly the night was screaming with air raid sirens, searchlights swept the sky.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Thousands of volunteer air raid wardens tumbled into their beds and grabbed their boots and they went out, they all had to be, brun-li-like that's what those old things were right? 316 a.m. the 37th coast auilary brigade began firing at army post all along the coastline all the begin pumping 50 calibers in the air but not just that they also shot 12.8 pound the shell's are 12.8 pounds these thi th. T th. T th. T th. T th. T th. T th. T th. T th. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. into the moonline. Oh, the shells are 12 pounds? These are the big ass 12.8 pounds. These things are anti-aircraft, blow holes in aircraft. All right? That's what they mean.
Starting point is 00:26:53 So they shot it out in the, I mean, it's a clearless knife. So there is, it's clear, right? They said they shot at an unidentified aircraft, right? Pilots from the fourth interceptor command were alerted, but their aircraft remained grounded. Never went up, but that's weird, right? That is weird. Yeah. Right there you start going, okay, something's going on.
Starting point is 00:27:15 I mean, we're getting bombed. They were scared to like have their own. No, dude. It's like if you look at 9-11, basically pulled all the air defense off. They were supposedly running, what's it called, uh... Jade Helm. They were running like, uh... The War Games. Jade Helm.
Starting point is 00:27:38 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like they were running multiple, like a bunch of them while this attack was going, it's so obviously bullshit. All right, so this is quote from the Los Angeles Times, powerful searchlights from countless stations stabbed the sky with brilliant probing fingers. Gross. While anti-aircraft batteries dotted the heavens.
Starting point is 00:27:55 I'm getting turned on. With beautiful sinister orange burst of shrapnel. OK, I think we found the first, maybe, I don't know. So here it is, 4.14 a.m. all clear was sounded. In less than one hour, 1,400 shells were fired at the craft with no results. All right. Wow. 7.21 a.m. the blackout order was lifted.
Starting point is 00:28:20 Although no bombs were dropped, the city did not escape. Its baptism of fire without casualty included five residents of LA. A total of five residents died that morning, three killed in automobile accidents. They probably would have died anyways. Two, others died of heart attacks. All right. I don't know what's going on. Sound.
Starting point is 00:28:42 All right. I'm getting buzz here. Okay. We're not hearing. I'm getting buzz here. Okay. Okay. Okay, cool. So I've given you it all but now to hear it from the actual CBS broadcast. I found this thing and it's that old-timey transatlantic voice.
Starting point is 00:28:57 So it's like a minute and a half, two minutes long, but it's really worth hearing how they describe it, can describe it like foo-foo and wordy but this is how they described it the next day and I here it is we play take it out take it out no yeah take it out it out fuck it's not that I just put that sorry it's all good let's go ahead and play that sound if we can it's not the audio crap all all right well we just got who has been in our ears so good so at the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th the the the the tho th is all th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. toooo. tooo. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the we can. It's not the audio. Crap. All right, well, we just got buzzing in our ears. So at the bottom you'll notice there's an audio file to Aaron or... Put this one in or not?
Starting point is 00:29:34 Play it. Play it. Just play it. Fuck it. Once again, Columbia's correspondent in world capitals and the fighting zones in the West and Pacific are ready to give you the latest news direct by shortwave radio. And now for news of our own West Coast we take you to Los Angeles and the report of Byron Palmer. Anti-aircraft guns went into action against unidentified aircraft in the Los Angeles area shortly after 3 a.m. Pacific war time this morning.
Starting point is 00:30:04 The anti-aircraft guns began barking during a blackout in the Los Angeles area, shortly after 3 a.m. Pacific war time this morning. The anti-aircraft guns began barking during a blackout, ordered by the fourth interceptor command at 2.25 a.m. The unidentified object, which some sources thought might be a blimp moved slowly down the Pacific coast from Santa Monica, and this appeared south of Long Beach. Army officials declined to comment on the possibility that the object might have been a blimp. However, it required nearly 30 minutes to travel some 25 miles far slower than an airplane.
Starting point is 00:30:36 Watchers on the rooftop of the Columbia Broadcasting Building in the heart of Hollywood could plainly see the flashes of guns and searchlights sweeping the skies in a white arc along the coastal area. Concussion of the shelves could be felt in downtown Los Angeles, 15 miles away. U.S. Army planes quickly took to the dark skies, but whether they contacted the object has not been announced. Army officials say they will not comment until they receive a full report of the action. Crazy, right? Although some watchers say they saw airplanes in the air, semi-official sources say they
Starting point is 00:31:13 probably were the U.S. Army's pursuit. Several observers say they saw one or more plane spotlighted by 20 or 30 searchlights. The object moved southward, presumably over Huntington Park at the western edge of Los Angeles, and non-southward to about Long Beach on the coast. By 3.30 a.m., observer said the object appeared to be over the south of Long Beach. Searchlights closely followed the object down the coast and kept it centered in their glare. Shells frequently could be seen bursting near the object but none appear to hit it. The shooting stopped about 3.30 a.m.
Starting point is 00:31:52 Do you think they go to college back then and practice that voice? Hey now! If they witnessed it sounds like the old baseball newspaper guy. Negroes play baseball. Buy your newspapers, hea? It's that trans Atlantic, right? Yeah, it's so weird. That's why I wouldn't freaked out with the War of the World. It sounded just like that.
Starting point is 00:32:11 Wow. It was just someone over the radio saying aliens are here. Aliens are here, and then people just freaked the fuck out. Yeah, well, you know what's also interesting. they's th. It th. It's th. It's th. Well, well, well, well, well, well, th. It's also, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's th. that's that's also, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. threat. the the the the the their their their their their their threa. their threa. threat. threat. threaten. threaten. threat. that stuff to see how people react, right? So it's like, so they do this story, they see how people react and they run this war of the world, see how people react, they know people flip the fuck out, right? You know with Virginia and that, Virginia and the gun, the Second Amendment stuff, where like, they were like, we're taking your guns and they just want,
Starting point is 00:32:45 and everybody showed up, locked and loaded. They're like, okay, we're not gonna take your guns for chill. What's better motivator than fear? Nothing. It's everything. I live in fear on a constant day, like, I live in fear that I'm gonna fuck up daily. I can't imagine what it's like that's that I's that I's that I's that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm gonna that I'm gonna that I'm gonna that I'm gonna that I'm gonna that I'm gonna that I'm gonna that I'm gonna that I'm gonna that I'm gonna. that I'm gonna that I'm gonna that I'm gonna. that I'm gonna. that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm. I'm that I'm. I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm gonna that I'm gonna that I'm gonna that I'm gonna that I'm gonna that I'm gonna that I'm gonna that I'm gonna that I'm gonna that I'm gonna that I'm gonna th. I'm gonna th. th. th. thi. th. took. th. took. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that I'm gonna. I'm gonna that I'm like to be a government thinking at any moment these sons of bitches are going to turn on us and realize there's more
Starting point is 00:33:08 of us them than us. Why that is the whole thing. It's just like when will people realize that we have the power and that's why they do divide and conquer and they play to your insecurities and they tell you that you you aren't living your dreams because these th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th the th th th the th the th th their th their their their their th th their th their th the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they. they. thooooooes. their their their their they. their their their their their their their they play to your your insecurities and they tell you that you aren't living your dreams because these people over here are holding you back and they're telling you you're not they're not they don't want you to achieve your greatness which is my dad's entire problem but I mean I remember being a kid going dad you got real mental issues because he would just be like dude everybody's jealous of me they think you know that I'm selling all this stuff real estate and they're just so I'm like you sound like so paranoid but that's everybody like how
Starting point is 00:33:52 many people I mean just watch what happened with the DMC right now everybody's like Elizabeth Warren didn't get it because she's a woman no she didn't get it because she's meek she She was a Republican up till 1992. She completely changes her stance depending on which way the wind is blowing. And she would get annihilated by Trump in the debate. Do you think that's even close? What we need is a black woman, so there can never be a reason to have a white woman. And then forever white women will be just secretly being racist.
Starting point is 00:34:23 We want to shot too. She was Indian. Yeah, we need to go right to some sexy brown girl and then. Tulsi. No, no white ladies ever again. Tulsa. Then we can go back to our homes. Yeah, go back and house, it'll be housekeepers.
Starting point is 00:34:36 to learn the cook. So I mean, like fear. It's the over I kind I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I the, I, I, I, I, I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, kind of talked about it to begin with, well, now by April 5th, 1942, the last Japanese on the West Coast boarded trains headed to 10 designated concentration. Unbelievable, that was not that long ago. I mean, what else would you need perfectly than an event where Japanese bomb? I mean, yeah, for sure, this commander, he admitted that he was out there. I'm not saying that it was fake But now that you have an enemy to point at they got they gathered up a hundred and twenty thousand men women and children I want you to picture you and your kids being pushed onto a train Sam and you're going to a camp where you're gonna stay for four years
Starting point is 00:35:20 But you don't know that's how long the camps work is the Netflix dude It's it's crazy it's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th is th is th is thi thi they. they. thi. thi. thi. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. I I I I I I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I the the the the the the te. te. te. te. te. the. the. te. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the camps were? Is the Netflix? Dude, it's crazy, right? There's no chill. You look at these pictures and it looks like, like the Holocaust. Yeah. They're just, they're black and white. That one definitely looks like that. If I told you that was a Nazi Holocaust thing, I would argue. Would you, by the way to dress up to go to go, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. There's going to be men there, you know, I want to look nice. You're like, hey, we're all locked up together. Might as well hit it a couple times.
Starting point is 00:35:47 And I mean, most people don't even know where the internment camps are. I know I've visited one maybe for some weird like Boy Scout outing way outing. Way out in the desert of California. It's like Mansamar or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It. It's. It's. It's. I. Yeah. It's. Yeah, it's. I. Yeah, it's. Yeah, it's. Yeah, dude So they always send them to the worst places Yeah, top there. Where's the worst one? Would Wyoming be a awful Imagine being Asian in my Wyoming In Arkansas, yeah yeah, no, so I mean my personal view is like this is a uniquely mysterious event a witness like by Massive amount of people in the population. I think that thi thi thi thi, the the the the the the that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi, the worst the worst thi, the worst thi, their their their their they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they're they're they they're they're they're they're, they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their toda. today. today. today. today. they're they're their they're all all of people in the population. I think that this did happen. And then the Warhawks use this as their final like, fuck it, dude.
Starting point is 00:36:33 Who knows what that is? If that's not the Japanese and if it's not the Germans, it doesn't matter. We've got to get these guys out of here. Well, you know, it's like there's also there's also there's also there's also there's also their their is also their is also their is also their is also their is also their is also their is also their is also their is also their is also their their their their their their their. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th's like there's also talk a lot about that the Nazis were experimenting with not only the occult, but supposedly they saw something in Antarctica. So that term we always use foo fighters, right? It's, it's, uh, it comes from a French word, meaning like ball of fire. It's, v. Vr, fighters. But we can't pronounce anything because, foo fighters, that's the ball of fire. You know why the French are so weird? Because at one point they were invaded and the invaders killed all their alphas off. Yeah, Napoleon made a mistake. He took all the alphas and left the betas behind.
Starting point is 00:37:14 And now all you have is this little cigarette smoking. Fucking mines and shit. There's no big, besides their soccer players, there's no like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, soccer players. There's no like massive French dude. Yeah like a bunch of dudes who just cried during sacks about how beautiful it is. Hey I mean you like you killed all the guys except for the guys that live in Brooklyn New York. Just nothing. They only care. He's like give me all your strong men and leave the hipsters behind. Wow. No alt comics allowed to go fight this war. So over the next few days government and media outlets issued contradictory reports on what later became known as the battle Los Angeles or the Great Los Angeles air raid, which
Starting point is 00:37:53 both sound cheesy. Secretary of the Navy Frank Knox dismissed the firefight as a false alarm. All right. He said, don't Knox until you try it. Brought on by jittery nerves, but the Secretary of War, Henry Stimson echoed army brass in saying that at least 15 planes had buzzed the city. No one saw any planes. You've heard it in that report, but all these eyewitness people talk about this glowing, orange blimp that was moving weird shape, right? And the famous photograph that you see here, people debate whether it's thiiiiiiii th th th th th thi th th thi th th thi th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, th. the, them- them- theme, theme, the, the, the, the, themememe, Henry th. thememememem, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean,, right? And the famous photograph that you see here, people debate whether or not it's real, it's been falsified, they did a classic thing at the time which is to raise the contrast so you can really see. But what you have to understand is these spotlights at their match.
Starting point is 00:38:37 Do you think those are actual pictures? So the famous one from the actual, it's in here somewhere. Right there, it's from the newspaper. So what it is, so those spotlights, they have about nine of them on there. Nine spotlights focus on this thing, and it is, those spotlights are nine feet. You are not finding any of those pictures. So, there we go. Hit the newspaper article up there. The width of each one of those spotlights is nine in in diameter. There's nine of them. That thing is estimated to be something like 800 feet. Like some massive thing. And they moved really slow. It's said as well. Yeah. So. I mean Matt. Do it wasn't like a blimp from like a football game.
Starting point is 00:39:15 Imagine if it like was the good year plimp and they just started attacking it? They're like, okay. We're here at the rose ball. Oh shit. They said they heard they heard they heard they heard the little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little the little're here at the Roseball. Oh, shit, we're getting shot at. We got lost. They said they heard little pings like, ding, ding, like coming off it. Really? And we're talking anti-aircraft that doesn't ping off of things. It blows on you doing. The Nazis met, you know, Admiral Byrd, and this happened after this. And Admiral Burt, at this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they, thi, thi, the, the, the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thing, thing, thing, thing, thing. th. th. th. th. th. th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, th in 47 so that happens afterwards. But what
Starting point is 00:39:46 people don't talk about is what is it in 39 is when the the Black Forest or the forest event happens in in Germany. So recently this week the whole episode on this one so in 1944 there was an event on the Baltic Islands that was registered as an and the first atomic test. We didn't do atomic tests until after that. And the reason we know is that an Italian physicist that was working for Mussolini has all the paperwork to back it up that he was with Germans on the island and they detonated probably a hydrogen bomb at that time. So the Nazis in 44 already had an A-bomb. I can't believe an Italian guy had a job. It was World War II, right? I forget you're with
Starting point is 00:40:32 all those gumbas over there. He even advanced, all right, so this guy right here, the main dude, Secretary of War, Henry Stimson, he advanced the provocative theory that the phantom fighters might have been commercial aircraft operated by enemy agents hoping to strike fear in the public. So that's your idea that people thought it was maybe the Japanese having fire balloons, that they're just having a little like, you know. Well there's supposedly this funny story that they sent a bomb over in a balloon and that actually, can you look this up go like a Trojan horse? Like Japan bombs Nebraska, like it's supposedly like this story that they sent, Nebraska.
Starting point is 00:41:11 No, N, N, E, okay I'm bad at it, okay, close enough. But there's this whole, the craziest thing ever to happen in Nebraska is that they dropped a, like a, the Japanese bomb Nebraska, dude. Wow. And as well as 26 other states, yeah, so they get there. Nobody, see, did this is made up. His, no, dude, I, these are 100, I've heard. They just let him go and they were just assumed that eventually to fall down and just land on something.
Starting point is 00:41:41 Yeah, and it's like, it's funny because like you don't hear these stories because it's.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their, their, th. th. th. their, th. their, their, their, their, their, th. their, their, their, their, their, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, their. Wow, their. Wow, their. Wow, their. Wow, their. Wow, their. their. they. they. they. they. they. they. th. th. th. th. they. they. th. they. they. they. they. the. the. the. the. the. the. the, the, the, the. the. the, the. the. the. the. the. the, the, the it's like it's funny because like you don't hear these stories because it doesn't fit into our narrative. They launched 9,000 balloons I guess. Okay so tonight you just start hearing air raid sirens. What's the first thing you do Sam? I gotta grab the baby. He's got kids now. What do you do now? God. What would single Sam do? What would single Sam do? I would grab my Hitachi Magic Wand. Um, and just make sure the shoe. God damn woman, we're gonna run out of batteries.
Starting point is 00:42:14 Put that thing down. It plugs into the wall. If aliens invade before I get to meet Kim Condon, this is going to suck. All right? Hook me up next summer. God, is that your highest goal? I love Puerto Ricans. Unbelievably. I get it. No, Kim Condon is wonderful. And I'll, you know, I'll take it.
Starting point is 00:42:31 What about redheads? What about redheads? Are you a redheds a lot? Yeah, are you. . . the.. to. to. to. to. the. to. to. to. the. the. the. to. the. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the............................................................................................................................... you know, like a magnet. It's like a secret club. We see each other, the way like bikers put that little low peace sign when we see each other. If we were to reproduce, our baby would be clear.
Starting point is 00:42:50 It would just be not enough, you know, too many recessive genes. Yeah. Be the invisible man. Although they say that, I think it's something like, I the 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 so if you want to try to reproduce, that's where to do it. Blightfall, hang around, huh? By folk's sake. So I thought, since I started in the 1500s, I would end there as well, or give you a little bit of knowledge from it.
Starting point is 00:43:14 The idea is, so we've been talking about fear, right? So there's this dude named Thomas Hobbs, and he quote, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, the to say, the the the the the the the the the the to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, the to say, to say, to their, their, their, their, th. their, th. th. tho, so. tho, so. tho, so. tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, too, too, too, too. tooooooooooooooooooooooooo. So, tho, tho, tho, the. say, the original of all great lasting societies consisted not in mutual good will men had towards each other, but in the mutual fear they had of each other. So that's what we're dealing with, because right now, the fear that we had of the Japanese and did 120,000 of them in camps. Oh, dude, 100%! Everything I do is out of fear, dude. I'm taking Croft Mug off, mostly because I get in shape, but also that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm th, th, th, thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, but I'm thi, but I'm thi, but also the, but I'm their, but I'm going their, but their, but their, but their, but their, but their, but their, but their, but their, but their, but their, but their, but their, but their, but I'm their, but I'm not their, but I'm not their, but I'm not their, but I'm not their, but I'm not their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, theateateateatheaugheathea, theateateateatheauiuiuioleatheauioleatheauiole mostly because I get in shape, but also this fear that I'm gonna have to fight Mothuckers all the time. I own a gun because I think someone's gonna break into my house. I just bought two generators because I think that the fucking power system is going to give out. I mean, it's just ridiculous how we just buy something fear of something might go down.
Starting point is 00:44:05 Oh yeah, big time. I mean... Sam wants to buy a motorcycle just in case shit goes off. I want to buy four dirt bikes, one for each person to family. Yeah. I just buy a lot of size two dresses like just in case I lose a lot of weight. So I mean, this is the fear that we did that we put the Japanese in right well right now in our modern world The wagers and it's a hard one to don't say it's a hard one to try to say because it can go wrong real White rappers
Starting point is 00:44:32 What are we doing to white rappers? So in the Jiang Jing providence? Oh, yeah, there's over one million men women and children? Currently in concentration camps right now as we speak and every single one of them are Muslim? the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they, they, they, they they they they they they they they they they're they they are they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they are they are they are they are they are they are they are you are they are you are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, they are they are they are they are they're they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they say say say. they're they're they're they're And every single one of them are Muslim. So if the enemy of my enemy is my friend and if we all know that for what 20 years now we've been going to war at terror? When was 9-11? 20 years now right? About so if the enemy of my, if the enemy of my enemy is my friend, then we have one fucking chance right now as America to get on the good side of Muslims everywhere. And that's to go and as a community to say, we're not going to stand for this. You guys have children in fucking concentration.
Starting point is 00:45:19 Yeah, I couldn't agree more. Fuck you, China. It doesn't matter if they're Muslim. Are they fixing iPhones at least or they are making your clothes? Well, no, no, that's a new thing that they've taken a bunch of them and brought them to these factories Because they don't want any Chinese do it because of this virus Wow, but dude. I've seen some crazy fucking Fucking videos where they have this guy. this this this this this fucking bent over with a fucking basically a great on top of them what yeah it's it's it's up but the Chinese are unmerciful they're not allowed to have their beards so if the photos you see that they're
Starting point is 00:45:57 just men with no beards well that they if they're gay they can't have their pretend girlfriend with them I don't know those those look a lot of none of them have have be so so so so so so so so so so they so they so they so they so they so they so they so they so they so they so they so they so they so they so they so they so they so they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they they they're they're they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're they're they're they're they're theyir pretend girlfriend with them. Those look a lot of, none of them have beards. So these, that's them right there. So they all have, usually have beards. So are these all Muslim people? Are they like Muslim slash another kind of Asian? No, they're all Muslim. So they're that area where the stands are. It's where the weird. At the end of the day, they bleed red. It doesn't matter what fucking country you're in.
Starting point is 00:46:26 You don't deserve to be in a concentration camp. I couldn't agree more. And here too, though, in the States, they have illegals that are. Dude, let's, go on, sorry. No, same thing. I'm just saying, we got it here too. all talk man. Everything we talk about, the Holocaust with Jews, slavery with the African Americans, right? We see those things going on right now and nobody gives a fuck. We have slavery in Libya right now, open air slave trades because Obama assassinated MoMA
Starting point is 00:46:58 Qaddafi illegally destabilizing the entire region. And then we have fucking this with Muslims. And nobody cares. Nobody cares. You know why we like the harp on the past is because we can't change it and therefore no matter what we do we'll never be able to change that so they can just keep bringing it up and trying to get you know in this country man we got a real problem with people want fucking, people want credit for oppression they actually didn't go through. And all day you could be like, I live in 2020, but let's talk about this thing I have way
Starting point is 00:47:35 back and I'm constantly going to keep beating that drum. And I'm going to keep asking for fucking payback for something I didn't go through. And we have this going on. That's fucking, that's sad, that, that, that, that, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that I didn't go through. And we have this going on. That's fucking, that's sad, dude. That's gross because it's Muslims, those are human beings. What's going on? When you see stories of human beings being sold for $400, and then I see black comedians making jokes about it, about buying people for $400, when I can't stop hearing about
Starting point is 00:48:05 oppression all the time? So this Providence not only you know it's the most facial recognition software ever what they have a joke about I'm going this this fucking facial recognition is so advanced it can tell one Chinese person from another and so but what one thing it's crazy is they have DNA sequencers, all right? And the company that makes them is a German company. And the most amount ever bought anywhere is the Jiangxian Providence. I'm probably mispronouncing that.
Starting point is 00:48:34 And they, the Germans cut off the Chinese, because they're like, what do you, we know what you're doing with this. DNA sequencer means I can figure out exactly how much of your percentages of from this ethnic background that would make you Muslim. So they're just going up to people. But isn't Muslim a religion? The way that they consider like the ethnic background of, like, say, of Jews, you're able to test through DNA, you can find certain characteristics. Is that why they're doing the organ harvesting?
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Starting point is 00:49:31 It's just completely disgusting. I mean, what we're seeing right now is like a very unstable China right now. Whether they release this on their own, I have theories that they've released a coronavirus to stop the Hong Kong resistance, theories that they've released the coronavirus to stop the Hong Kong resistance, the protest, and to have an excuse to shut down manufacturing in order to collapse the US economy. To back you up on that, there was satellite footage during the whole Hong Kong protest where they showed the inside of stadiums and set up were Humvees, tanks, military personnel
Starting point is 00:50:07 since the outbreak, they're not there anymore. Nobody's there. No, so it's like they don't need to worry about kicking ass anymore because they've kicked ass. I've heard the way of them dealing with it is if you have the coronavirus, they're just gonna let you die. There's kind of just gone. There's a point, the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, the the the tho, tho, tho, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, tho, the, tho, tho, thea, thoooooooo, thea, thea, their, their, their there. There's almost two billion of that. There's a positive though. The earth's a little better because there's no CO2 carbon getting
Starting point is 00:50:30 verified by the factory. Isn't that crazy? No factors. I mean, that's a lot of people. How do you feed all those people? I don't know, man. I mean, dude that is a I mean how old is China 50 or 5,000 years old? I've heard people talk about it mean none of us are Chinese so to talk about this makes it seem so I don't know callous but it's like yeah
Starting point is 00:51:00 their culture's been around longer than anyone so they've done everything. So they're over it they're over everything. they than anyone. So they've done everything. So they're over it. They're over everything. All they give, like, let's face it. Like, at the end of the day, a person just wants to live and eat. And not, I have sex. Yeah, so I mean, really, Chinese people are just like us.
Starting point is 00:51:17 And here they are, at the same time, dude, our hearts go out to you. We don't want you to fucking die. You know, dude, it's just like, nope, you know, at the end of the day, people, I mean, we're all just tribal people. we're just tribal people people people people people people people people, and we're just tribal tribal tribal tribal tribal tribal tribal people, and we're just tribal, and we're just tribal, and we're just tribal, thribal people, and we're thribal people, thribal people, thrial people, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thri-we-we-we-we-we-we-we-we-wea, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, toooooooooooooooooooooooooo, toooooooooo, tooo, too, th. th. tiny little tribe in our village. Outside of that, nobody gives a shit about anything. True. I've watched it happen. They don't care.
Starting point is 00:51:50 I mean, today, modern society, you have opportunists who just can't stop beating political correct horses all the fucking time. We've talked about it here. You know, like forever I was told if you do jokes about Hitler it's disrespectful to the lives lost in the Holocaust. Yet we just had Jojo Racer, Jojo Rabbit, Jojo Rabbit, you know, and come out and it gets Oscar nominations. It's just like it's all like the more more you start realizing political correctness is just a tool to take down people they don't like. Yep. They don't. I mean, Louis CK, great comic forever.
Starting point is 00:52:25 Dude, everything they're mad, them, they let him do those jokes forever. I used to watch Louis CK do jokes and I'm like, if I did that joke, the fucking walls would fucking bleed. They would go, people lose their skulls, but they let Louis CK to do these N-word jokes, F-word joke, you name it, they would fucking let them do it all the fucking time, you know? And now the sudden, oh, it's so, and now they're trying to get retroactively offended at shit they were totally laughing at before.
Starting point is 00:52:55 It's all bullshit. This notion that because I'm part of a group, I can make fun of them, it's just the most laughable, the thapapapapapapapapapful, thian, thian, thian, thian, thian, thii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the thirty, thirty, thirty, thirty, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-an, them. It's just the most laughable, fucking insider bullshit because they just want to be the only one. The Asians getting mad at people making Asian jokes. There's nobody more racist against Asians than Asians. It's just you're you just want to be the only one that can do it because you're lazy as fuck and you don't want anybody out writing you on that shit. It's just the true. I mean you're a part of compound so compounds got that like notorious, you know, everyone's like, ooh, you must be on the, you must be an edge lord, but it's like. No, I don't know. I mean my show is not political at all and I don't, it stresses me out to like, you know,
Starting point is 00:53:38 absorb and you know, consume a lot of like news and politics. So it's like I just saw like a need for like a female hosted show and it's just like fluffy right like the soft subjects like sex advice, love relationships and it'll have like comedians on and porn stars. And I find like the porn star that has like a great personality that's like such a slam dunk because it's like I know it's. They're very much like comedians. If you wrote down the business model of a comic versus the business model of a porn star, they're the exact same business model. It's so similar,
Starting point is 00:54:12 like the ones at the top of their game, the ones I interviewed at the avians in January, like they're basically like similar to like the best comics like they're entrepreneurs, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. It's similar similar similar similar similar similar similar similar similar similar, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, similar, similar, similar, similar, similar, similar, similar, similar, similar, similar, similar, similar, similar, similar, similar, similar, similar, similar, similar, similar, similar, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their They're on top of their shit. They're like pretty well spoken. They're smart. They're funny. The things I find out about, the thing I found out, because I did the naughty show for the longest time, is that people love porn stars, but they kind of want it in the corner in the dark.
Starting point is 00:54:37 They don't want their daughters to start doing porn that is like everyone loves a porn star until it's a family member. But then it's like well then ask your daughter how she's feeling that's how you keep your daughter from becoming a porn star well you know I mean like dude I mean like within the niche within this community there is this thought that porn is this evil thing and like hey man porn drugs alcohol those are all vices that can take you down if you allow that like any it's like you know like whatever like a tribal like a base need is like yeah sex and like a lot of guys are well there's also that you know the CIA basically controls porn hub oh yeah and they'll deny I their payment like they'll get their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their their their. their. their. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. their. their. their. their. their. their. their.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. their. I. I. I. I. I' their. I' their. I'll. I'll. I'll their. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. th. their. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. their. the. the and they'll deny, I hear about girls all the time that get denied their payment, like they'll get their Venmo shut down, like it's trial.
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Starting point is 00:56:26 Problematic, right? Problematic, if they don't like you, because it's not even the content, it's depending on who they like. It's you. Porn is, there is a part of it to make you get into weird and weirder shit. And there is some point that there is some point destroy the family unit, which I'm not getting into the religious part, but there are some dudes, and I'm sure there's some chicks out there that the sex gotta be really weird to get off, okay? So it's not perfect, but like just like drugs did some damage to my life for, I would never, I think they should be legal. Just because something's dangerous, I don't think you should go to jail for. Like they're victimless crimes. You're doing it to yourself.
Starting point is 00:57:09 You're doing it to yourself. Especially when we just apply it to like, let's say prostitution, right? Nobody wants their daughter being a prostitute, right? But at the end of the day, why is prostitution illegal and sugar dating, totally acceptable to the point? You could have their their they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're, they're, they're they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, you. they're, you. they're, you. they're, you. they're. they're. they're. they're, they're.. to the point you could have billboards on sunset. Oh, well sex is the F they, you're full of shit. Yeah. You think these guys are paying for conversation? No, but but who are sugar daters? Rich girls. Yeah, prostitutes tend to be poor girls and these are more poor people crimes, you know. Yeah, it's like white girls that don't want to work in an office, which sounds pretty good. Well, dude, let's get paid to go to dinner. Well, dude, as sexual liberation, be like, the trauma of Stephen Spielberg's daughter, and that is trauma. I mean, you look at that girl, like, I just want totalking about, you know, she's in jail
Starting point is 00:58:06 and you look at that fucking, that mug shot, and it's the, I mean, like, we've seen sad mugshot, but I think that's the saddest mudshod I've ever seen because that girl, I mean, your dad is Stephen Spielberg, you should be, you should be juiced into the biggest things.... and you want to be a porn star and listen I don't I know a lot of porn stars I don't hate them all most people don't realize and I say it all the time like porn is basically the number one female sport in the world it's the number one they go straight to the league the Hall of Fame it's the same fucking shit and people think I'm joking but it's like a lot of th. thi tho th th th them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them thi thi thi tho- thi thi thi. thi. I thi their thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I the. the. the. the. the. the. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I their their their their their their their their thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm the. I'm theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee an thee an the an the an the an but it's like a lot of these girls come from a world of shit and for some reason they have a they some of
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Starting point is 00:59:34 DNC and how everybody's okay with them kneecapping Bernie Sanders. I'm like, dude, you're you're okay with it because you're supposed to do and that's not what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to be like, this is the rule. Like, the fucking people pick who they want to represent their party. And you're okay with democracy getting kneecap. I'm not voting for Bernie. I'm not. I'm not going to vote for Bernie. But let me, if Biden is the candidate, thapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapap, than, than, than, than, than, than, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th. thi you talked to me five years ago I would fistfight myself. They thought about me
Starting point is 01:00:09 voting for a Republican right now I would fit but I cannot take the obvious I mean dude so obvious and listen man for the first time I heard exit polls I haven't heard exit polls forever because Hillary was so corrupt that the exopoles were so obvious that corruption was going on. They stopped it. I heard my first exit poll, guess what? Off 13%? Anything over 2% is fucking voter fraud, election fraud. They're doing it again. Biden was dead in the water. Now he's leading and he's over to mumbling and drooling on himself? It's so obvious the game plan here.
Starting point is 01:00:45 Get him as close as he can, make him go fully retarded, okay? So Hillary or Michelle Obama walks right in. That's a lot of people that's saying that, that Hillary will be the vice and then he'll just. And she's gonna get her dick kicked in again. She has no clue how people really see her because she's insulated. She just has this layer between her and fucking reality and she only hears what they tell her.
Starting point is 01:01:12 She's like, I can't hear you through my pantsuit. Yeah, right? And it's just like, dude, I mean, dude, I'm sorry, dude. And then Elizabeth Warren's fucking Pocahannis ass, fucking stays in two days later, just to take votes from Burney Sanders, Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie thiiiiiii-and thi-and thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. She's, th. She's, th. She's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she. th. th. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, she's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's, she's, she's, she's th. Warren's fucking Pocahannus ass fucking stays in two days later just to take votes from fucking Bernie Sanders and then drops out. Like dude, you're such a phony bitch. Dude, you did, dude, when the, when the, when the government was pounding on North Dakota Indians
Starting point is 01:01:38 as they were fighting a pipeline, Elizabeth Warren didn't say Jack shit. You're right. It wasn't until the after Obama goes okay enough which he was lying about. He just did that in the press so everyone's like, yeah we won. They kept pounding on those people but the media never reported it. You just waited until Trump to walk in and then you let Trump deal with it and then Trump do what do you do? He's like I ain't got to be nice guy. Get the fide the pipeline is built the pipeline is built the pipe is getting the pipe is getting the pipe is getting the pipe is getting the pipe is getting here I'm good the pipeline is getting built and now it's already leaking only thing that changes anything is fire and blood not ballots and that's unfortunate because I got a nephew I don't want to see
Starting point is 01:02:12 no fire and blood I don't want to see the second American civil war which we have a government that's not responsive to the people that's all I have to say I'm not saying we need a revolution but we need people to the people. That's all I have to say. I'm not saying we need a revolution, but we need people to stop fighting with each other and stop thinking what these elites are doing that we can't do anything about it. Dude, if they had their way, we would be at war with Iran, but we obviously didn't want. We push back enough. We should do that on everything. But we won't because of that endless scrolling that you have there, that little black thing. That thing is stolen our attention span. It's stolen our ability to get together.
Starting point is 01:02:50 But it's also woke in a lot of people up, dude. But I need people to come to my show. Yeah. Now that's why we need comedy more than ever because guess what? It's all going down. Let's get back to aliens real. Let's you you you you you you you you you you, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thus, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. than. than. than. than. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... What makes you love aliens so much? I don't know. I just know that they're there and I don't know, every time like I sometimes see like shit in Westchester and I don't know that Bob Lazar things. Like I'll see shit. I'll see things. I don't know. I feel like there's a lot of aliens. You think Bob Lazar's for real. If they're. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't th. I don't th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I don't know. I th. I th. I don't know. I th. I th. I just th. I th. I just know. I th. I th. I don't know. I don't know. I just th. I don't know. I th. this whole thing that why would they allow if they really didn't want the information out why is that guy live? Yeah why would
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Starting point is 01:05:07 Switzerland and the Vatican. Those are the only two places that matter on this planet. The Vatican calls the shots. Switzerland is the home of the banking for the Illuminati. For sure. Nobody talks about the Swiss. So what a square represents is equal control and all it's the square is the Swiss Switzerland or Sweden Who think about it who never fights in any war?
Starting point is 01:05:29 The Swiss miss and why is that? Because they're fucking funding all the wars and who guards the Pope the Swiss guard? Why is it? The fucking Swiss? Exactly. The fucking Swiss are behind everything. I should have said that to Adam Green the other day? When he's tell me about the Jews run everything. I'm like, why, why, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, is, is, is, is, is the S. the S. the S. the S. the S. the the, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, the S. the, the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, the. I. I. I. I, the. I, the. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I's, th. I's, th. S. Sw. Sw. Sw. Sw. Sw. Sw. Sw. Sw. Sw. th. th. thi. thi. thi. the other day when he's telling me about the Jews run everything. I'm like, it's the Swiss, bro. Well, I wanna do a city of London episode, but with Bisbing. Former, middleweight champion the world. Oh shit, yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:55 Michael, the Count, Bisbing. So shout out, let them know, we're coming from, I gotta close that guy, Cromaghan, Cromaghan ain't gonna do nothing to business, guy. I'm not coming for him that way. We want him to be on the show. I want to learn a couple of Cravaga moves. I heard it's good for like short people. Shicks, show something.
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Starting point is 01:06:53 Every class, I'm like, this is the best I've ever taken. I want to do it. OK, I'm going to say I love hearing him say Kromwell's best when Eddie's around. No, no, no, but let me just say this. I love jiu-jitsu. If I was limber enough to do it I would have done jiu-jitsu. I'm just from very early age I was not limber enough to do jujitsu. I've rolled with you, you've this crazy panicky sound that kind of freaks me out. I think you're like hyperventilating so at the same time though you tapped me and then he came. I was gonna break my arm if I didn't tap dude. You love this why do you keep going? I'm broke dude. Same reason my phone's not on right now. So Croft my god dude is just like quick strikes hits boom get out. It's just and it's also like do whatever you got to do the win tied up
Starting point is 01:07:48 No that's not it's not BDSM it is it is a fighting system and it's great and you know a lot of women are very small and they're just quick boom boom boom it stuns getting get out stun you so you can run it's the best it's mandatory for everyone in the Israeli forces, which is Galgado. Wonder Woman knows Krabloga. Yeah, I'm not like, everyone's like, she's so hot. I'm like, nah, she's okay, dude. You know, I grew up, I was in the age of Angelina Jolie, like, tomato. I think their, I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm, thi. I thi. I'm, thi. I'm, thi. I'm, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, thr. I'm, thrown. throooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. th. th. th. I was. olie, I don't think you'll ever see anything hotter than that. Yeah.
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Starting point is 01:08:48 Because it's in the middle of nowhere? That's why? They're better for probing. What do you think it is? It's not so much Midwest. It's actually in the Pacific Northwest. All that missing missing 401 areas. What are you nuts?
Starting point is 01:09:06 And I was camping by byself in Willow Creek. By yourself? Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. He needs a hug. It's a hug. It's a hugge.
Starting point is 01:09:15 tooo. the phone. to be a today. What would anybody say? Oh, he's Bigfoot. Yeah. Fuck a bear. That's me, man. I talked about this on the show where a guy that came to his show. We had a dude who I thought was CIA come to our show in Spokane. In Spokane. We thought he was. We thought he was.
Starting point is 01:09:35 We thought he was. the this fucking acid so we're all taking acid and this guy that got us the acid told I tell the story all the I got watched it I tell the same stories over and over this this was fun and this was only like seven months ago about how he did a, this guy called in, and he was talking about how him and his wife were just driving, right? And they had to take a piss, so they pull over the dog runs up and they run, the dog runs off, so they run to grab the dog, and they look up, and it looks like, you know, they're in the middle of the fore, it looks like a green screen, a giant green screen, and the and the the the they, and they, and they, and they, and they, and they, and they, and they, and they, and the the they, and the the the the the their, and the the the the the their, and their, and their, and their, their, and their, and their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th is is is is is, th is, th is, th is, th.... th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. their, th. th. that th. th. th. th. that th. that that that their their their their, their, their, their, their, there's this thing crawling on the green screen. And the thing looks over and notices it and it just goes camouflage.
Starting point is 01:10:26 And the guy's like, what the fuck? And he looked down, his dog and already run back to the car. He's like, what the fuck? And he runs back. And his wife's just staring at going, it's a green screen, right? Is that, it looks like a green screen screen. And you gotta think about like deep into the forest, like, what's going on? Whoa. Fuck.
Starting point is 01:10:46 There's so much of this country. You like that crazy shit? So much secret stuff. You should check out Skid Walker Ranch. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they want to do. Oh, it's getting to the summer.
Starting point is 01:10:54 We should sit down and see if weto do is travel along the 37th parallel America's paranormal highway It goes from Santa Cruz and ends in North Carolina And it goes right through Dulce, it goes right through Roswell, it goes right through the Pentagon it goes through all these various and if you look, it's also where the most amount of paranormal activity, abductionsctions, ghost phenomenon. You should do a tour bus. They could sell tickets.
Starting point is 01:11:29 You'd be like, woo! The paranormal highway tour, baby? Yeah. What do you think we live on? Do you think this is a planet in space, hurling? Do you think it's a dimension? Before you answer that, have you that? Have you done psychedelics? Um, shoot. I've done mushrooms. It's been years, though. Did you see, did you break on through the other side?
Starting point is 01:11:47 I mean... How much did you eat? I, God, I can't remember. I think I had like, I don't know, maybe like one hole, like a cap and stem. But I think the effect it had on me, like, the effect it had on me like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the know made me like a lot kinder to myself like a lot it lifted me at this like I think sort of like prison of self-hatrid I sometimes live in yeah as anti-depressive qualities for sure you think the eighth is the right amount I mean I was supposed to be five five dried grams and complete darkness by yourself. Terrence McKenna. I love that, dude.
Starting point is 01:12:27 So how much more do I need to like... A lot more. All of it. Do it all. Like a handful of mushrooms. The tops? The tops are the tops. The tops are the tops.
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