Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #319: Witches, Bigfoot And Dogman with Ryan Singer

Episode Date: May 25, 2020

Thank yo so much for tuning in for another episode of Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli and happy Memorial Day. This episode I welcome back G Paranormal Expert Ryan Singer to discuss the Occult and to hear his insane Bigfoot and Dogman story! His story is nuts! Thank you so much for your support! Enjoy your Memorial Day! I will be live at The Comedy Club in Kanas City June 4th-6th! https://www.thecomedyclubkc.com/events/39593 please check out Ryan Singer's internet: Podcasts: This Is Where The Magik Happens: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy9kZjIxNGEwL3BvZGNhc3QvcnNz&ved=2ahUKEwifuPzqnM_pAhWPjZ4KHVg6AcgQ4aUDegQIARAC&hl=en Me and Paranormal You: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/me-paranormal-you/id811010016 Story: Ryan's story after driving back from Florida last summer: https://anchor.fm/meandparanormalyou/episodes/My-Encounter-with-a-Sasquatch---3rd-Ear-Bonus-166-e4i1ol/a-altg4i A bigfoot short film: https://youtu.be/GYRGPR0k1dQ Please check out all of our platforms: Our Youtube page Youtube.com/SamTripoli Check out all the Tin Foil Hat Full Episode Videos at brokensimulation.com My youtube.com Youtube.com/SamTripoli Youtube.com/samtripolicomedy Patreon: Patreon.com/TinFoilHat Tshirts: TinFoilHattshirts.com Cameo.com www.cameo.com/samtripoli Thank you to our sponsors: Blue Chew: Visit Blue Chew dot com and get your first shipment free when you use promo code tinfoil. Just pay $5 shipping. That’s B-L-U-E-Chew dot com promo code tinfoil. Chew it and do it! Manscaped: Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code TINFOILHAT at Manscaped.com. That’s 20% off with free shipping at manscaped.com, and use code TINFOILHAT Raycon Earbuds: Now’s the time to get the latest and greatest from Raycon. Get 15-percent off your order at BUY RAYCON dot com slash sam! That’s BUY RAYCON dot com slash sam for 15-percent off Raycon wireless earbuds. BUY RAYCON dot com slash sam. Grubhub: Just for our listeners, if you download the Grubhub app and enter promo code SAMT, you'll get $10 off any order of $15 or more on your delivery. That’s promo code SAM for $10 off any order of $15 or more on your delivery. So download the Grubhub app today and use promo code SAMT to enjoy the restaurants you love, delivered.

Timfoil Hattie. Oh, what the fuck are you guys even talking about? Global controls will have to be imposed, and a world governing body will be created to enforce them. Welcome to Tinfoil Haas. We go deep, home, boy. Aaron, open your mind. Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere.

That's some interdimensional idea. Wake up, Aaron. This is only the beginning. There's, you just blew my mind. Are you ready to get your mind blown? Revolution will be podcasted. And welcome to Tim Foll. Hi, you know what I am. You know, I'm here to do.

I'm here the rock. Very excited to have our guests. I'm going to bring him in even though I haven't done a lot of business. He's got a great podcast called Me and Paranormal You. Please welcome Ryan Singer. How are you brother? Hey buddy, good to see you. I haven't seen you since you became Papa.

Oh, yeah, a lot of people haven't seen me. To be honest with you, I've been locked down. These two kids are running me. I'm like their personal concieres and they don't care. Yeah, twins baby, I mean, and it is a, not to get too woo right at the bat, but it is a new moon in Gemini as of yesterday, the twins, baby. This is your time, this is your time. Well, I love it, and thank you. And it's a magical thing to do. I, you know, I'm 47 years old. And I didn't think it was going to happen but through you know the blessings of the universe it did happen and I'm enjoying every minute

of it and you know it's like and as much as I hate this lockdown and everything that's come with it that is the one magical thing about is that I have been able to sit home and take care of my kids you, but we also have a schedule that allows us to work around things that we have to. So I love it. They got a crazy dad. Dad can't get out work. You know, I was doing Croft Maga for the longest time. I mean three weeks and I couldn't get back to it right. So they just like to watch their daddy dance. I put on my favorite songs and I just air guitar for them and I just dance and I try not to do the old man dance did you see your grandpa do it at the wedding. But like when you start getting your late 40s and 50s, that's the only dance you got. There's not a lot of moves you can do as, you know, because I got to drink more

water, I got to do, you know, it's like, as we get older, our bodies start to become, you know, I would think rigamortis set in a long time before you die. That's just where it just gets fast forwarded. But if you don't work out, you don't keep your body moving, it definitely, it definitely starts to set in. But Ryan, you, you, you, you, the, the, the, the, th. the, th, th, the, th, th, the, th, th, th, th, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. As I I I I, as I, as I, as I, as I, as I, as I, as I, as I, as I, as I, as I, as I, as I, as I, as I, thi, as I's, thi, as I's, as I's, thin, thi. And, as I'm thin, as I'm that, as I'm that, as I'm that, as I'm that, as I'm that, as I'm thi. And, as I'm thi, as I'm th moving, it definitely starts to set in. But Ryan, you look good, man. I know you've been doing your walks and- Yeah, well, I'm only a few years behind you. I'm at 40, I'll be 44 in July, so no kids. Maybe it'll happen for me in the next couple of years too. But yeah, I mean, the trails just reopened, so I've been hitting the trails a little bit. Quarantine has made me go back into some, you know,

I've been Crabmagone, those fucking demons. You know, so like the nicotine comes back in for a nice little wrestling match here and there. And so I got to pin that son of a bitch down. But once I get him pinned, I'll be back on track. But yeah, man, it's been going, you know, I, and with with with with with with with with with with with with with with with with with with with with with with, with, at the risk, at the risk, at the risk, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the th. th. I. I. I. I. I. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. I. I. I. I. the. I. the. I. the. I. the. the. I'm. I'm. the. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I'm'll be back on track. But yeah, man, it's been going, you know, I, and at the risk of sounding insensitive, I've been telling people like when they ask, I'm like, my life didn't, hasn't changed all that much. I mean, other than the removal of, you know,

the primary profession of us doing stand up, right? Podcasts became such a big part of, you know, our lives. Because I've been doing two podcasts now, so like three a week, three episodes, not to mention trying to just, you know, get a chance to hang out with your buddies who you haven't seen in forever by doing their podcasts and things like that. It's like this brand new world. So my life is pretty much the same with the exception of, you know, I don't get to, you know, get the juice from the live shows. But, you know, soon enough, those will come back.

Just grateful, man. Just grateful that I've been able to be in a position where I can weather this kind of storm and not have to like totally be in 100% freakout mode. But like hitting those trails, hitting that mountain dude, that, that, I moved here like almost nine years ago. If I didn't have the mountain, didn't have that alone time out in the wilderness, the earth, dude, I would have lost my shit a long time ago. That's for sure. I think it's great. I got to be honest with you man. My life in F-43 versus my life right now, just 180 brother. And the reason I say that is because nothing, you know, you still have plenty of time to do everything.

I mean like, I tell people man, I wasn't broke until 43, but I was like, I was hustling hard. I still hustle hard, but it was like a different kind of hustle. It was like, we were trying to get sponsorship on live shows. We were selling ad space on crazy places. Like, we were kind of, you know, me and my business part were kind of and head of that before everybody else was. And so, but you know, then I realized I wanted to do comedy chaos and all that started to open up, and then, and th, and th, and th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, th, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thi, th. th. It was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, th.............. And, th. And, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thi. And, thi. And, thi, thi, thi. And, thi, thi, thi, then I realized I wanted to do comedy chaos and all that started open up. And then, you know, the Tinful Hat Podcast was just getting started at 43 years old and that thing just completely became

this whole wonderful beast that I'm so blessed to be in this community and seen, you know, giving some respect because I give respect. So it's very cool to watch. So my point is it's like to everybody, listen, and this is why I've been really pounding at home to everybody is like, there's no time to change your life then right now. And it doesn't matter what age you are or any of that stuff. And I know you guys are here for the conspiracies. I got, I had a little woo woo woo out the last one,

but I just love you all so much. I just want you to know what I did. I'm freely given to you what's been given to me. And I actually have my brand new, my first of all, happy Memorial Day. I appreciate you guys. Hidays, a little different now. It's like, yeah, I mean, like, I guess that's different, right? But so happy Memorial Day.

And I just want to say that I have booked my first gig during, after this kind of chaos, and I'm proud to announce that I will be at the Comedy Club of Kansas City, in Kansas City, Missouri. I will be there June 4th through the 6th, 2020, just two weeks away. It is on 1130 West, 103rd Street. I know the guys own these comedy clubs, these chains, and man, they run a class act. And I'm very excited. They're doing small rooms, I'm super excited.

They're only doing 80 cedars. 80 cedars, so I'm super excited to be out there, getting the ball rolling, because it's gonna start opening up, and I'm very thankful that my, that my agency is kind enough to send it to me. I'm bringing t-shirts, I'm bringing the whole stuff, and I'd love to see you guys. I got, dude, Ryan, I don't know about you,

but I'm like a rapper who went to jail. I'm coming out with about three albums worth of fucking songs. And I'm just like, you know, because I got this new podcast called Broken Simulation and it's meant to be just comedy. And I just want to be comedy, nothing political, so that the tech people stay off that. And I just, you know, so I've been writing a lot of, you know, using that the right material. I know there's people like Chris the Leah and Bill Byrne, all those guys kind of do that. So I've always enjoyed ranting, but I have my co-host with me. And I just kind of come up with stories for my life

and I kind of tested on him. And if it gets a good laugh there, I'll bring it to the stage. Tell us a little bit about your podcast, and that we'll get into the good stuff. Okay, cool. Well, I think, I, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, tha, tha, tha, tod, tod, tod. today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, to.. today, today, today, today, to, the beginning of all that. And it's like you said, you know, I'm not trying to be all woo woo. I know you're here for the conspiracies, but I do, for me personally, now this is all just personal experience.

Because I was much deeper into conspiracies like 15 years ago than I am now, right? Because for me, I trended, I was trending too damn dark with it all. You know what I mean? And there's not a light of, there's not a lot of light at the bottom of these fucking bunkers that a lot of people are trying to sell you at the bottom of these rabbit holes, right? But like, but we all know, I don't have to tell your listeners, you know where the term conspiracy theory, the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th, th, th., tho, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thrific, thrific, thrific, thranny, thranny, thin, thranny, thr-a, thi, the, the, the, thi, their, thi, their, their, their, thi, their, their, thi, their, their, their, their, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thr, to toe, toe, toean, toean, toean, toean, toean, toean, toean, toe. toe. they, they, they,ell your listeners, you know, where the term conspiracy theory, all that shit, where it even came from. I mean, everybody, we know, we know the score, right? Of trying to make people, you know, seem uncredible, all that other kind of stuff. But for me, there has to be room for some light, man.

Or we go fucking crazy. And, but yeah, so, but my, me and paranormal use a podcast, I started about six years ago, and I do long form interviews with people who have had paranormal experiences or abilities. Over the last few years it has, you know, I do, I talked to a lot of comics. So, you know, sometimes it's kind of just spiritual in nature, and maybe some crazy shit that they remember, came up in their life......................... to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th. th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they, they, they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the, the, they. the, the, the, the, the, shit that they remember came up in their life.

And then a little over a year ago, I started another podcast with a woman I didn't know that well, who's like a psychic witch. Her name's Angela Lovell. She's great. I interviewed her from my podcast. She had crazy stories. She reached out and said, let's start a podcast about magic. And I was like, you thi thi thi. I've only been doing it for, you know, a couple years, not hardcore.

So let's, you know, a good perspective. And so we've been doing that. It's called, this is where the magic happens. You know, it's a lot of magic talk, but you know, I sneak in my parent-normal stuff. And there's a lot of But stuff that's thi. that's thin. thin. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the their. thi. thi. thi. thi. thin. thin. thin. their. their good good good good good good good. their good. It's a good good good good. It's a good good good good good good. It's a good good good good. It's a good good. It's a good good. It's a good good. It's a good good. It's a good good good. It's a good. It's a good good good. It's a good. It's a good. It's a good. It's a good. It's a good. It's a good. It's a good. It's a good. It's a good. It's a good. It's a good. It's thi. It's a good. It's a good. It's a good. It's a good. It's a good. It's a good. th. It's a good. th. It's a good. th. It's a good. th. It's a good. It's a good. It's a good. the, you know, sex always comes up. So that's a real fun one to do because that's like a steady co-host, which I've never had on a podcast before. But for me it's like that podcast, the original me and Paranormal You has taken me. Oh, and by the way, the, I think, maybe it was like a year and a half ago when I came on and we told the Shapes the Shesheshesh the story the story the story-ship, the story-ship, the story-a-a-a-ship, the ship, told told the shape-a-a-a-in, told-a-in, that, that, told-a-a-a-a-s, that, that, told-in, told-in, that, that, that that, that that that that's, to-I, to-I, to-I, to-I, told-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a, that, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, I, I, I, I, I was, I was, I was, I was, to-I, to-I-n, to-nip, tho, to-nipe-s, to-nipe-naked, that's-s, that YouTube video just went bonkers with comments. And it was just all here because a tin foil, you know, you know, and I was just like, this is great to see. And I typically don't, you know, dive into comments because we all know how it is. So, but on that, on this particular occasion, I was like, you know what, I'm going in on this to see. And man, it was, it th, it was pretty, it was pretty, it was pretty, it was pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty, it was pretty, it was pretty, it was pretty, it was pretty, it was pretty, it was pretty, it was pretty, it was pretty, it was pretty, it was pretty, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, that, on this particular occasion, I was like, you know what, I'm going in on this to see. And man, it was pretty, it was a trip.

Because I called the swarm, brother. Yeah, the swarm. The swarm was great. They show up in bunches and they tend to be loving once and they get a little crazy, but that's okay because they're passionate. And you know, I got so many questions to ask you. We're gonna get into one of your stories, but I have so many questions to talk to you about. First of all, it is a pleasure to talk to you

because your energy is exactly what's needed in these times. It's very calming, cool energy because I just wanna, you know, I'm all about scorched the earth and I just, I love, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I tho, I tho, I tho, I thus, that, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that, that, that, that, that, the earth and I just, I love it, but I also appreciate the calm and balance that people want to hear and I think it's very important. And you know, when I say the woo-woo, the only reason I said the woo-woo is because, you know, they love conspiracies, but I'm just so, like, I want people to take this moment where they realize how much of their life is in other people's hands and to realize that everybody's got a little gift. You know, are we going to be the Michael Jordan or something? I don't know but we can be damn good at something and now thanks to the internet there's a great way to

access that. So that's all I really say, I love the woo-wo. And dude, let me tell you something, brother. When you're talking about that darkness, I get that. I really, once in a while, like, I mean, geopolitics can drive you nuts because it's just so out of your control. You see it happening, and you're just like, do something does nothing. The children's stuff is like it drives me nuts. I hate it, but I'm so like if I stop talking about it, nobody, you know, will people still hear about it? Not that I'm important, but it really like kill me if I didn't keep fighting for these children that have been a, especially when I look at my kids.

Sometimes I look at my kids and I'm like, how does somebody hurt this? How does somebody hurt this? It's the most defenseless thing in the world and there's this group of dark arts people. So it pains me, man, it pains me to keep visiting that. I just can't let these, you know, it's like they're the most defenseless group and they're, they have, they have, they have, they have, they have, they have, they have, they have, they have visiting that I just can't let these you know it's like they're the most defenseless group and they have no voice and I have to fight for so I that wasn't me like you know give me I'm just no I get it I get it it's just like I would love you know it's like I watch this guy's website I mean this

YouTube channel and I've never seen a YouTube channel it's a it does mysteries and it's YouTube channel, and I've never seen a YouTube channel. It's a dozen mysteries, and it's called Le M-M-I-N-O. And the guy gets millions of views, and he does a lot of mystery stuff. And I'm like, I'm really enjoying his videos. So I'm like, hey, man, maybe I'll start diving into the more mysterious and stuff like that, you know, and you know, still give you guys a good shit. But when you started talking about magic and you started talking about, it was something

that me and my friend were talking about because, you know, I just had Duncan trust alone and Duncan has that, I think just revolutionary show that just came out and it's beautiful and it's amazing. And it's like it's to the point, right? Like you think it, somebody made a mistake. Like how did this get the television because they've been giving us so much fast food and they gave us fine dining for our souls in our minds. And you know, there is some weird symbolism in that, in that, in the animation. And I kind of brought that up to somebody about how like, you know, you, you, you, you, you, you, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th you th, you th, you th, you make, you make, you make, you make, you make, you make, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that's somebody, that's somebody, that's somebody, that's somebody, that's somebody, that's somebody, that's somebody, thi, thi, thi, thi.a, thi, thi, thi, thi, the animation. And I kind of brought that up to somebody about how like, you know, you make a golden rule, is someone gonna break it?

And then someone brought up is like, people gotta realize there's a difference between, like this dark and the occult isn't bad. It's just an intra, it's just like this view of something that isn't like mainstream, and it's mystical. It's not necessarily evil or Satanism, or any of that, or that, or that, or that, or that, that, that, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi and it's it's mystical. It's not necessarily evil or Satanism or any of that, but it's more about like when you say magic, right? It's like the magic that's out there. And what are your thoughts on all that?

Well, that's a great question. The, I mean, I was just having a conversation with a friend earlier today about her metac and it's like, you know, and the older I got, the more I realized like, oh, like as above so below, you hear that phrase a lot. Like, that's a very common phrase, but that comes from like so long ago, right? And there's duality to everything. And in magic, at least my experience so far, and by no means am I adept, you know, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, and to to to to, and to, and to, and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, and a a to, and a to, and a to, and to, and to, and to, and to, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, my experience so far, and by no means am I adept, you know, like a magician, like a high-level magician or any of that. And I'm not trying to give people that impression. But you hear a lot about shadow work, working with the shadow, the shadow self, right? And that has like dark connotations to it, right? But then you realize, no, we all have a shadow self. We all have a dark side of us. And that doesn't necessarily mean there's a side of us that wants to like, you know,

murder and pillage and all that. It just means it's this side that we have, we've been raised in a society that wants to ignore all that, right? It's like, focus on being good, the light, the light, the light and it's like no man we all got this part of ourselves that we have to acknowledge. And once we acknowledge it we can incorporate it into the light that we got inside of us right potentially I mean that's what I'm trying to do. I had this like guy had me do this thing where I had to sit down and visualize and I had to interview my shadow self right. And so I had two chairs set up and then I would, I would, you know, sit in one chair as myself and then, and I'd have to, not until I could see my shadow self.

What does it look like? And then boom, I asked questions and then I go over and I become the shadow self answer those questions. And it was so, it was so enlightening for me because my shadow self was kind, kind of a scummy, slinky, you know, slouching in his chair, but at the core of my shadow self was fear. That was what drove my shadow self to be like to push people away, to act like I'm too good for them, out of fear of being rejected by those people, for what for showing my true self, right? So my shadow self, this whole, my whole life has been like trying to protect me, but coming from the wrong wrong tho th wrong tho th wrong th wrong th wrong tho tho tho tho tho the wrong tho tho the wrong tho the wrong tho tho tho tho tho to to to th. to th. th. tho tho tho tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th.. th. th.. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. the. to, the. the. to, to, the. to, to, to, to, theooooooooooooooooo. the. the. the. right? So my shadow self, this whole, my whole life has been like trying to protect me, but coming from the wrong spot, you know what I'm saying? And then when it comes to like the dark, the dark arts of like the occult, there is, I mean, there's some shit that I've heard that, like, it just blows my mind, man, because you're like, how could someone do that? And, but at the core of some of the darkest practices of magic, it's people truly believe

in the power of something. And for whatever reason, they've chosen to believe that this is the better way to try to get it, right? And they get lost. They lose themselves in it. And I know for a fact that there are people out their they are they are their they they they they they they they th they th th th th th th th th th th th th th th are th are th are the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that that that that the. the. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the the the the the the theat theat the the theat the the the thee theeeeee the the the the the the this is the better way to try to get it, right? And they get lost. They lose themselves in it. And I know for a fact that there are people out there doing dark magic, right? I mean, you know it too. And but if I had to guess, this is totally uneducated guess. I would say the percentage of people who are practicing magic who are into that really dark stuff, if I did, this is just a guess, I'd say it's under 15% right? I mean I even look at hexes in a different way than I used to.

As opposed to like trying to attack somebody, it's trying to reflect their negative energy that they're giving to you or attacking you with just to reflect it back on them, right..... that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, the, the, their, their, thi, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to, to, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thiiii. thi. thi, thi, thi their negative energy that they're giving to you or attacking you with, just to reflect it back on them, right? That's how a lot of people look at hexes, which are, which is one of like the bad words of magic, like, oh, I'm going to put a hex on you, right? That's kind of what I'm talking about. Yeah up, it's just a reflector. Like, oh, you want to send some shit my way? Guess what? I'm putting up a hex on you. So if you send something bad to me, it just comes right back to you. But I'm not gonna be like stealing your hair or your fingernails and then like

saying, I hope you get cancer or any of that kind of shit, magic is fun as hell. You know what I mean? It's just using an orgasm, the intense energy explosion of an orgasm instead of mushrooms or deep meditation or something like that to get to that space, right? And so yeah, I do think that, and again, like I said, I'm not like deep and I'm not like a member of the golden dawn. You're working your like, like, like, like, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so they. Yeah, so they. Yeah, so they. Yeah, so, so, so, so, so, so, yeah, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, I's, I's, I'm, so, so, and I'm thi. And, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so. So, so, so. Yeah, so. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I's thi. Yeah, I'm thi. Yeah, I'm thi. Yeah, I'm thi. Yeah, I'm thi. Yeah, I'm thi. Yeah, I'm thi. Yeah, I'm thi. Yeah, I'm th. Yeah, I'm not like deep and I'm not like a member of the Golden Dawn. You're getting your green belt. You're working away to your black belt. Yeah. So I'm wrong with that because maybe you're the type of guy that

that people need to hear from because you are slowly going through it and learning. It's like almost like in professional NBA players, right? They don't, they some of the greatest players in the world make the worst coaches because they just see the game differently. Right? So like if we brought in a, I don't know what the highest level of which would be, they might not be able to explain in the layman's term. So the fact that you're kind of going through the journey is really great. I have a couple comments on what you have to say because I really loved it. And the first thing you talk about is how like,

you know, magic is magic, right? And maybe I'm wrong, but the, how you, how you apply magic is everything. It's the person. And that reminds me of when I was starting in martial arts, I had a really great seafood. We were in upstate New York, East West. And he would talk, you know, and there was this guy who was learning martial arts, I was just fucking people up, and it just sucked.

And he said, he goes, you know what man, what really sucks about the martial arts is that even bad people can get good at it, you know what I'm saying? It's just like what is the application? Yeah, it's a tool. It's just really is a tool. It's a tool. It's a tool. It's a tool. It's a tool. It's a tool. It's a tool. It's a tool. It's a tool. It's a tool. It's a tool. It's a tool. It's a tool. the th. th. the the the the thi, thi, thi, thi, the the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's just, th. th. th. th. th. tool, too. too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, thuu. thu. thu. thu. thi. th. the application. Yeah, it's a tool. Yeah, it's just it just really is a tool. And, you know, the more more, you know, when I was listening to you talk, it was so well put and I just started going, like, you know, man, just like everything I'm learning in this journey on Tim Fall Hat, where this will be the 300th and 19th show, right? It's just like, what is up is really down. And there has been this long con done to just convince us that what is really isn't.

And, you know, when I think about all the magic, I think like, you know, even though Alyssa Milano's gone a little crazy, but like, like, is there a world of like charm out there? Is there this world where you have witches? the w witches, which, which, which, which, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and, and I, I, and I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I little crazy, but like, is there a world of like charm out there? Is there this world where you have witches? And I'm sorry if that comes off like a cheesy, like, oh, that's what Normie say, but like this whole kind of like, that there's all this, like, I think the world is so much more interesting that anybody even knows until you start going on these journeys that we've been on. And you realize it's so much more complex and I tell people's like, I basically see the world as

every movie ever made is all going on at one time. It's just like that's how interesting this realm we live in. And, you know, at some point, most likely either a Jesuit or a Freemason made these rules called the laws of physics. And the laws of physics were made to put us into a box that made us think that these are the, and I'm having people staring at as my kids laughing about laws of physics, but the laws of physics, keep us in this little box. And that everybody's like, if this doesn't fit in this box, it can't the the the the the the the the the the th, it can't the the th, it can't th, it can't the the th, it can't the the the the th, the the the the the the the the the the the the thoes the the's the's the's the's the. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, the. the. the laws of physics keep us in this little box and that everybody's like if this doesn't fit in this box it can't exist and you're like there's so much outside of that and that's the stuff that the people who have been doing this for thousands of years running the show

don't want you to know about it's the ancient knowledge. It's empowerment man. It's it's and you see what I it's like the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the rise the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thi the the. th. th. th. knowledge. It's empowerment, man. It's, it's, and you see what I, it's like the rise of the witches right now, specifically. And I mean that in all the best ways possible, the last few years especially. Traditionally, if you look at anyone who would ever self-identify as a witch in the last, you know, handful of years, last 10, a couple decades, it's going to be women or gay men for the most part, right? And you can make a couple assumptions from that. And the big assumption, and the big thing you can know from that piece of information is that there are people who feel like they're not empowered by the system that's in place, right? The structure of society that's been built by other than them for sure, right? And they are looking for ways to empower

themselves. So how do they do that? They find ancient knowledge that's there if you go looking for it. Yes. You know what I mean? And it's there and I got, it's funny you brought up the Freemasons. I got The Builders, which is a book about the history of the Freemasons, which I haven't read. It's like next on my cue, but because I'm fascinated. I actually got a lodge coin over on my table there, but like, I'm fascinated by the Freemasons. Turns out I went to a grade school, which I'm going to try to talk about it without any anger. But Stan Robert I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I grew up, Catholic school, they, you know, harbored one of the, you know, one of the pedophile priests that we found out years later. This guy who was a priest of ours for years. Catholic? Yeah, he was in the witness relocation program for the Catholic Church. Oh, you know, one of those shit bags. And anyway, but St. Albert, the Great, Albert, Albert, Albert, Albert, Albert, Albert, Albert, Albert, Albert, Albert, Albert, Albert, Albert, Albert, Albert, Albert, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, Church, you know, one of those shit bags. And anyway,

but St. Albert, the Great, the Great, the Great, the Great, the Great Magnus, who turns out to be one of like the original great builders, right? And so I'm like, holy shit, dude, I was going to school at a place named after, you know, and it happened to like, you know, the synchrificity at the ti..... t. t. to to, to, to, to, to, to, th. And, to, th. And, th. th. th. th. th. the, to, to, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the great, to, to, the, to, to, to, the great, to, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great, the great,to like, you know, the synchronicity at the time was I was also researching Freemasonry for something I was working on and then, Benaz, like, and it all kind of came together and I was like, dude, I was going to school at a place named after one of these toods, right? And yeah, it's really fascinating stuff and it's like the information that comes from these ancient mystery schools and that's why I love this guy manly P. Hall he's got a bunch of talks on YouTube he's got kind of a weird voice like you know he'll be talking about like alchemy and

the secrets of the free races so but they're like these hour and a hour-and-half-of-lachaw-in-oh audio audio audio audio audio thso lecture thso lectures thso lectures that's audio that's audio that's that's tho-sold-sold-sold-sold-soe, so-soeaseaseaseaseaseaseasease-soe, so that's that's thnenene. So, so-soe, but thsoe, but tho, but tho, but th-sohoseau, but th. th. th. tho-soe. tho-soe. tho-soe. tho-soh-soh-soh-soh-soh-soh-soh-so, thso, thso, thso, thso, thso, thso, thso, thso-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-soe. thsoe, tho, tho, thsoe, thsoe, thsoe, thsoe. thsoe. thsoeaseasease, thsoeananananan, thsohn, thsohn, thsohn, thsohn, threease, thsohn, thsoe down on Los Felis, down in Hollywood adjacent area. That's where the PSR building is. To this day, it's got a library with who knows what's in there, man. Like I haven't gone down there yet to check out the library, but you know they got some knowledge books down there. But so he was fascinated by ancient knowledge, right? And so you get like, you know, and I'm fascinated by alchemy and, you know, free masonry and like all this kind of stuff. And then the more you dig in, the more you have to realize,

you have to separate knowledge from people who sometimes who are giving knowledge, um, because one of my dudes who I was always so interested and listening to, ended up being a total piece of shit right and you have to like oh I can't I mean I have to separate that knowledge from the things that he's like you know discovered and written about or talked about from who he is as a person yeah I get right and which is something we have to do in all forms of life but when it comes to like seeking esoteric knowledge or a cult knowledge which you know when it comes to like seeking esoteric knowledge or a cult knowledge, which you know like you spoke to it early, just means hidden. That's the definition of a cult, just means hidden. You know what you're bringing up right now is is like the whole thing behind

what seems to be the power play of blackmail, right? So you have somebody out there who is doing amazing work, maybe getting too close to the truth. And you see this this this th th th th th th thi th th th thi th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, just just just just just just thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th maybe getting too close to the truth, and you see this thing moved where it's like, oh, this guy's does this that you didn't know about. And you're doing the reverse of what you're talking about there is more the reverse when the guy's doing something good, but he's a bad guy, well, the reverse of that somebody does something good and they just, that is, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it shouldn, it shouldn, it shouldn't, it shouldn't, it shouldn't, it shouldn't, it shouldn't, it shouldn't, it shouldn't, it shouldn't, it shouldn't, it shouldn't, it shouldn't, it shouldn't, it shouldn't, it shouldn't, it shouldn't, it's, thi, it's, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, it's just, it shouldn't even be like a taboo thing. It's just like, as long as it doesn't involve children, what you want to do with another adult should be about as important as your workout, right? It's like, hey, I'm bisexual. That should be as important as I do Croft Maga. You know, like whatever your thing is,

like that should be, that should be the thing. It should never matter. But that's how they do the control. And you see that a lot in the black conspiracy movement right now. And I love this opening with these conservative black conservatives are really like leaving the herd and having their own voice. And I think it's some of the most punk rock shit out there right but but man there's a lot of homophobia in that movement and what they don't understand is like they're feeding into the system that they're trying to expose by pushing this kind of lifestyle, you know, demonizing a certain lifestyle, they are actually fueling this dark arts thing they're trying to fight. You know, these bouleys, and we talk about that, and the positioning of them.

It just, it just fuels into it. So I try to push back on that stuff. And that's a theme on my show a lot because we're just, you know, it's like Abraham Lincoln said about the Federal Reserve and slavery. It's like why, why free some men and slave others? So that's kind of my opinion. It's like, yeah. Let live, man.

That's my kind of opinion. You'll appreciate this. Like, it was 2011. It was the 10-year anniversary of September 11th. And you know Billy Wayne Davis, I think maybe. Yeah, you know, BW. Very funny guy. Him and there's another comedian, I'm not sure if you know him named Tom Simmons. He's based out of like Greensboro, North Carolina.

Very like, you know, he's got an epic guy. He's really really really tho tho thu thu thi thi thi thi th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thiii. thii. thi. It's, they, they, the thi, he's got, he's like an epic guy. He's got like four or five albums out. He's really funny, road dog for years. And we came, we did a live show called Kukes. And Kukes was all about conspiracy theories and paranormal stuff. And we did it at the Laughing Skull Comedy Club in Atlanta, Georgia. And we wrote the show that weekend in the hotel room, right, as we were doing it. We did the first show and it had a big chunk on 9-11, inside job stuff, it had, you know, other stuff. We, after that first show, we had, it was, it was like, it was the closest I've ever

come to doing anything, punk rock. And we had a family in the audience stand up and start yelling as you can't say these things. You can't talk this way because we were talking about like whether or not 9-11 was an inside job and my stance was and still is to this day is release the videos man. Release the videos of the adjacent buildings that caught you know the plane crashing into the Pentagon. Just release the videos man that you confiscated from like the 7-elev-it these these these these these these these these these these these these these these these these th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th adjacent buildings that caught, you know, the plane crashing into the Pentagon. Just release the videos, man, that you confiscated from like the 7-Elevens and shit or whatever. That's all you got to do. That'd be too easy. Yeah, it'd be too easy, right? So we had this, like these family members

stand up and be like our son shipping out to Afghanistan tomorrow, you can't say this. And then somebody else stood up in the back the room and said, I am a veteran and you need to sit down and shut the fuck up because we fight so they can say these things. So I would say yes. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen at a comedy show, right? And the next night the club, it felt amazing. Right? We were tiptoeing on the line of anarchy, right? Because it was it was it was it was it was it was it was it was it was it was it was it was. It was. the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. to. their. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the te. te. te. the tode. the the the tode. the the tode. the today. today. to. to. to. to. to. to. todtip-towing on the line of anarchy, right? Because it was the 10-year anniversary weekend of September 11th when we were doing that show. And we had a video for my brother. My brother is, you know, my brother's deep into the world of this stuff. So much so that he even lost his job years ago. Oh, snaps! That's deep.

Yeah, and so he- What's your mom think? Your ghost, you're into the paranormal? He's into like lizard people. It's gotta be like, what's Thanksgiving's like? You know? This is my mom in a nutshell. My mom is, she can tell you what color your aura is, right Oh shit! But she still wants to see Obama's birth certificate.

Like she's a convergence of two seemingly opposite thing. I love that, dude. I love that. You know, that was a, you know, going back to Duncan's show, you know, I'm my mom, I love her to death. She's a wonderful human being. She don't mean that in a negative way. I mean that she just like she didn't expect to have grandchildren she could not be more excited like that is you know your like my

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All the moms, dude, if they loved you, they love you. That's all. But it's like when I heard Duncan trussles mom talking, I was really blown away by like how centered she was, and how smart she was and how deep into that like and how Duncan just picked that up and he took it even farther than she did and like what an amazing job and like all the like what you're doing right now and like all the amazing like you're going to go shoot some stuff and and do all that like that's amazing to me and that that's so cool that your mother sees oras and wants to see Obama's. That is the coolest th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th and that that's so cool that your mother sees oras and wants to see Obama's that is the coolest shit in the world man that is so cool.

Yeah she's uh yeah she's my mom's great I love her she's uh yeah she's always calling me with new ideas about like web series her and my stepdad want him because my well I don't think she'd want me to talking about medicinal marijuana, but she's a little too conservative for that. But the, oh, dude, I know we're kind of jumping all over the place, but since I last saw you, I don't know if you want me to tell you this crazy, yes, of course. The, so it wasn't long after I think, you. I was asked to be part of this

potential documentary that was being made in Florida, a paranormal documentary. Now I think your listeners will appreciate the confluence of events or the coming together of many different things of these worlds that are all allegedly taking place. Because you know somewhere is just it's the somewhere where they all come together. It's just all got to come that are all allegedly taking place. Because you know, somewhere is just, it's the, somewhere where they all come together. It's just all gotta come together. And this is one of those places. Multiple dimensions, lizard people, all that stuff.

Yeah, yeah, there's, I'm not so sure about the lizard people on this one, but there's in advance. One, we can never be alone on the property because it's not safe. And two, it's like 30 acres in rural Florida. And the second is that we're not supposed to talk on camera about the other research team that comes out to the property. Now, this other research team that comes out to the property, let's just say they have cart blanche about going wherever they want and unlimited resources. Let's just say it that way. So I think you can kind of figure out who that might be.

So we go down there, I've been told that there is Bigfoot, there is other creatures. There is orbs UFO sightings. There's paranormal activity in the house and there's also portals, interdimensional portals. Oh my god. Who was this other team? Well let's just say they were on the property one day when the wife who lives there with her husband found them or found one them on the property and he walked up showed her his identification and said I'm allowed to be here you can make the proper calls if you want but and they'll tell you that I can be anywhere I want to be. It was the Jews. Even a level above them.

Oh boy kidding dude. I don't know who it was. That's great. Let's just say it's a really well-oiled organization that's in the- Okay, I got you. I got you. That's crazy, really? Yeah. And so she used to work in law enforcement this woman.

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So I get down there, we're supposed to be camping out on the property. We get down there, and within the first hour of meeting the married couple, Bill and Carreland are the names, sweetest people in the world. And within about an hour of hanging out and talk when they were like, and she's from like Northern Alabama, so she's like, Ron, you know, when she said Ryan, it's not like Ron, Ron, I don't think you should be camping

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of the northwest, great guy. He's got his son who's a photographer doing, you know, he's one of the cameraman. And then we've got three security guards. One of them is a now retired game warden from the Sacramento area, so he knows how to track animals, all that kind of stuff. Another one is a guy who's, he's like trained SWAT teams. You know, his father and his brother were like secret service and also an interrogation. That's like their family line. They were the interrogators, right? So he he so he he so he he so he he so he he so he he so he he so he he so he was he was he so he was he so he was the they. So he was like, their their their their their their their their their their their, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. the the the. the. the the the. the. th. th. th. the thir family, that's like their family line, they were the interrogators, right? So he was like slowly but surely breaking everybody off from the group as the five days went on like having one-on-one conversations without people realizing that he was breaking them down to see if they were lying about stuff because he was a total skeptic, the game-a-oned. the game-a-a-wo'-oer-oer-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s, thoer-s, thoerterter-s, tho'-s, tho'-s, thiiiioleaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseasease, thoom, thoom, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, the-a-a-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, so-s, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, the, the, the, the, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, thri-s, throoooa-s, theasease, throoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.. And, the-s bigfoot guy. And then there was another guy who was a friend of the Arizona gun shop up in Sacramento. He was there so he knows his way with a gun and

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This is so weird. Now you're completely frozen. Am I frozen on your side? Let me do this. Let me hit and,. I'm gonna call him back. Well guys, as always on the show when we start getting to the good stuff, you know, the Matrix steps in and decides to shut down. Ryan was in the middle of a great, great story. He was sent on this doc crew to you know do some basically crypted. I don't know if the words hunting I would say like searching for and you heard some crazy knocks on the throughout the woods which is known as a big foot thing. So he's here you just he's back Brian, pick up where you left off, please.

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And as he was going to take a photo of that one camera dies on the thermoscope oh my but we got the first on but we got the first one not the second one he said the second one it was like something was on all fours kind of like something big just kind of like hovering back and forth and so which which is a whole creepy thing that we could talk about another time probably I mean because it's something called crawlers and if people are familiar with Skin Walker Ranch. Yeah. They've heard of these things. This place was sold to me as the Skin Walker Ranch of the

South, right? That's why I was so on board to go down. And the property itself is on the first episode of the first season of, what is it called, looking for Bigfoot? It's got, you know, it's the famous Bigfoot show. Anyway, it's the only episode they did a full episode on one property. Because that's how much stuff's going on down here. So, but we're the first ones doing like a proper documentary on the property at the time, right? So what happens next is, is, is, is, is, th is, th, th, the thi, the th, the the the th, the the th, the the the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th.. And, th... And, th. And, th.. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, toe.e. And, their, their, their, their, their, their, the. what happens next is we kind of all go back to our,

you know, back to home base later. We're stoked, right? And previously in that day or the day before we'd also gotten like a big foot print really close to the house in the dirt. We saw a giant ex-formation made by an ex-formation that I've never seen the scope of it. It's like two trees made. And ex-formation typically is a marker that Bigfoot people will say indicates this is the beginning of Bigfoot territory. It's kind of like how we put up fences. Anyway, so we, the next night, I've been kind of asking Carolyn if I could do a paranormal investigation inside the house. Because they've gotten voices on audio recording when they haven't been home,

calling their dog over and you can hear the dog walking over to the voice that called it. Because she thought she was hearing stuff, so she left a recorder in her house going when they were out to dinner. And got like a voice calling the dog over and you hear the dog's feet on the hardwood floor. So I'm like I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the th. the the the the the the the the th. the th. they've their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the the the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the an. their their the the the the the the wood floor. So I'm like I want to do, I want to do investigation the house. So then so the next day Ed Brown who's in charge of the documentary put the whole thing together. He goes hey I need to talk to you because Carolyn wants you to do the investigation at the house tonight. I was like oh great. And he goes, yeah, she said you have a different energy than the rest of the guys, which was because I had crystals in my pocket and they have firearms. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.

So it's like, and I'd been getting to know her over the first few days I've been there too because, you know, I mean, you know how it is, you know, with your podcast and everything else. It's like, if you just don't say anything and you're hanging out with somebody, they will talk. And they'll just keep talking if you don't play anything. And so whenever I was around Carolyn, I was like, I'm trying to soak up all this information because she comes from a Merovingian bloodline. Oh, snap! You know, right? She's been abducted on the property. The other research team. tie. tie. tie. th. th. th. th is is, th. th is, th is, thi. th is, th is, thi. thi. th is, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi. the the the the they, they, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. It is, thi. It is thi. It is thi. It is thi. It is thi. It is thi. It is thi. It is thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thee the the thi. I the thi. I's thi. I's their, thi. I's thi. the property the other research team Had done a hypnosis session on her and They found a lot of stuff about the abduction and she told him she's like I'm never doing that again because I don't need to know this stuff There's and they brought something called if people are at all familiar with paranormal investigation of the show there's something called a spirit box was like it was like a radio that cycles through radio stations and people, areas you can pick up, that ghost will say to you.

I've gotten some pretty good hits on spirit box. Oh, so, okay. Anyway, they brought their own version, which she said look like... I just want to explain because you broke up a little bit. Basically you use the radio, a radio box, and it kind of goes through the dials. Is that what it is? It kind of goes through all the different channels? And you see which one you could pick up to pick up their voices?

That is crazy, dude. Well, what happens is like, imagine you're using the scan function on your radio. Yeah. So if you use a scan function on your radio, act like it's broken and won't stop scanning. And so it just keeps going and you can hear responses sometimes. So you have to ask a very specific question. You can't ask yes or no questions to a spirit box. But so anyway, so I set up to do the paranormal investigation at the house later that night which is the day after we got that image on the thermal cam and it doesn't even occur to me but like they

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Yeah, man. So later that night, it's probably around 1130 at night. I'm talking with Bill and Carolyn. We're hanging out. I've got tarot cards out, all on tarot cards for them, and they're like these crazy tarot hits that are representing like things we're talking about. We're having a really good time.

We're having a bunch of laughs. We're having a really good time. Then all of a sudden, Ed, and somebody else comes back from the major sighting. And they said they didn't really get anything. And so, and then I'm getting ready to go with Ed back down to the sugar shack because it's after midnight and we're in their house. So it's like let them go to bed, right? It's like a Wednesday night. So, and then as we're getting ready to leave, Carolyn goes, hey, Ryan, I want you to stay in the dream chamber to today. And I. And I. And I. And I. And I, the the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's their, it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's. their, it's. their, it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's their. their. their. their. their. their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their. She's like, well, it's one of our guest rooms, where when people sleep in there, they have the craziest dreams of their life.

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to get to the sugar shack down the driveway through the woods and to get my toilet bag and my dream journal. And having a good time, we're talking about what we're going to do tomorrow, all this kind of stuff, having a good time we're laughing. So anyway, getting the sugar shack to head back up. I got my flashlight, my toldr bag and my notebook. And I walk out of the front door of this little, the only door of the sugar shack, and I'm getting ready to walk off the porch, this little mini porch, and Ed looks at me, he goes, be safe, be careful.

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because he'd be closer to the noise I just heard. Yeah. Which was definitely top of the food chain above my ass. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And so I'm yelling at the try because the security detail, they told me they said, if you're ever in a position of danger, the code word is avalanche. If you yell avalanche, now this is no joke, this is not something to joke around with,

that means we will have our fingers on the trigger ready to shoot and kill something. Right? So don't yell avalanche as a joke. And which I was like, hey, don't worry about it. And they're like, okay, good job, snowflake. They called me Snowflake. That's what their nickname for me was. These burly guys. By the way, every predator, it's like, yeah, there's a bunch of gun guys and one dude who just wants to get to know the predator and that's you. This is every cast. This is every predator. Oh, it should I never put that together? That's so true. That's not like the, I'm like the sensitive scientists. Yeah, I'm sent here to research and bring back about this creature.

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So I get to the front door, luckily their house that went outside they had these those like little like golf clubs almost that like they have the rubber ends so they put them on the floor and then up on the handle it's got like a grip like that that goes underneath the handle so it's like an extra reinforcement so someone can't open the door and they have all their windows with like real thick wood locked locked with like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. thick wood locked with like padlocks from the outside as well because they've had too many like instances of like banging on the like the creatures knocking on their like outside of their house. Unbelievable. So so they've got everything boarded up and locked up right and they've got extra reinforcement locks on the inside so I get in there and there's one guy still

in the kitchen and that's that's what I'm grateful for, was there was a guy still awake in the kitchen, a friend of theirs who was with us, who was staying in the other guest room. And I looked at him and he looked like he was looking at a ghost, right? Right, because I was hyperventilating, I was trilling, I was crying a little bit. I have no idea what just happened to me. And just when I started getting comfortable

and having a really good time at this place on this property where all the, like the Hiby-Gb's were kind of sifting away because I hadn't been sleeping the previous nights very well at all. I'd just be lying, lying, I'm for a few hours here and there, just like wondering if I'm hearing shit outside, right? Just terrified. I mean, because I've been a ghost guy and shit like that, you know, I'm never out in the woods looking for a primate or whatever a big foot might be.

A predator. Or a predator, right? So he goes, what happened to you? to, the noise for him. And as I did that, Carolyn came out of her bedroom, you know, because she thought David was, this other guy was having a stroke because of the noise I was making. And then she comes out.

She's like, are you okay? And then she looks over and sees me. And she goes, first thing she says, oh my God, you know, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, I'm so sorry. She came over and she hugged me. I didn't see it, but I heard it. It screamed at me. I thought I was dead. And she's just like, I'm so sorry, Ryan. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, I'm so thrown. This is what we've been dealing with. Here on this property for the last handful of years. I'm so sorry you're doing the to experience. And the the the the next. And the next. And the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. And th. And th. th. th. tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho that's tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. I was th I was th I was th I was th I was th I was th I was th I was th I was th I was th I was th I was th I was tho tho tho tho. I was tho tho tho that. I was that. I was that. I was that. I was that. I was that. I was that. I that. I that. I, because the security guys were all staying at a hotel outside of just outside of town. So the next morning, we all kind of, well, first of all, I didn't sleep. Well, I got to be honest with you, dude, I think it's a crazy idea that security is not staying with you guys. Like, isn't that the point of security? Is that they're going to secure you? Yeah. That is crazy. I thought the same thing. Yeah, they're like, security's going to be like two cities over. It should be noted that. They're like a 20 minute drive. Yeah, it's like so you call them up like avalanche or like be there in 20. Yeah, it's like no, that doesn't work. That's not an avalanche.

That's a slow melt. So yeah, yeah, that is, I also would have felt much better if they were just there the whole time. And yeah, it was the first time I was alone on the property. Specifically at night, the middle of the night, probably after 1230, pitch darkness. One of the things I didn't realize until later, they tell you that if you're out in the woods looking for Bigfoot and you hear a bunch of insects and frogs and stuff like that, if all those things go quiet, there's a predator around, that means that there's something close, whatever it

might be. Right? Because all those other animals know that it's something that eats them is close by, so they shut up. And I don't remember hearing any of the insects. But here's the thing to... The crickets, nothing. The crickets, nothing. Now, granted, it could just, you know, whether or not that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the their. the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theathe. I. theathea. theateathea. things. things. things. theatsea. th. theatseats. th. theats. thi. thi.'s nothing. I don't remember hearing that. Now granted, it could just, you know, whether or not that's true or not, I don't know.

But here's the thing that really pissed me off. On a tree on the other side of the driveway, directly facing the sugar shack was a trail cam. That trail cam is motion activated to record video. So I should be on the trail camp, right, when this happens. The trail cam has footage of Ed and I walking down the driveway, picks us up going into the sugar shack. It gets triggered for that. I'm inside the sugar shack for maybe two and a half three minutes maybe gathering my stuff talking with it. I walk out of the sugar shack walk, you, get five steps, turn, stop, scream, and then

run, it should have that. It's got me and had going in. It does not have me leaving the sugar shack. The motion activated trail camp does not. But what it does have is a weird light careening around on the side of the sugar shack, right? That's facing the house, which is my flashlight in my left hand as I'm running up the driveway, the flashlights hitting through the trees onto the sugar shack, right? Oh my God! But here's

and here's what pissed me off about that, Sam. This fucking trail cam gets activated by a light moving on the side of a shack, but doesn't get activated by me walking in front of it, stopping and then running, like, this is that bullshit we're talking about with technology failures in the paranormal. It's like, how does it not have that? You know what I mean? How does it not have that? And that's the whole thing. It's like, you know, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. that, that, that, that, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, thi. thi. thi. thi. does it not have that? And that's, that's the whole thing. It's like, you know, it's like people don't want to believe in anything because

where's the evidence? Well, one, there is evidence. You just dismiss it as a dude in a gorilla suit or whatever it is. And then just, the universe is so interesting, dude. And you just never know when the forces that be, just have the energy just fucks with the tech, dude. And it just happens. Yeah, and Bigfoot world calls, there's a phenomenon in the Bigfoot world called zapping, where Bigfoot can zap you.

Either by vocalizing at you or just sending something at you. And I'll tell you what, dude, I slept with the lights on. This was in June of 2019. And then you had to go to the dream box. Right? And which I got back to the house, and after we're getting ready to go to sleep after everybody was kind of, the three of us, Carlin, this other guy and myself I was like listen I can't sleep in the dream chamber tonight I was like I cannot so we switched rooms I didn't sleep anyway though you know what I mean I mean it my Fitbit said I said I slept for six hours and burned 140,000 calories oh my I was just like I was just

frozen in bed right staring at my ex girlfriend's Instagram story for 10 seconds over and over and over again. And I fell sleep once the sun came up. But the problem too is that like, you know, people can be like, well, the trail cam doesn't pick you up, all this kind of stuff. So the next day, and everybody who I met on this trip, with the exception of Ed, who's the thing up the director. I knew him already. Everybody knows I'm a stand-up comic who's also in the paranormal. So they don't know if they can trust me, right? Oh, so he just trying to get some shit, right? You know, because everything's a joke to a comic.

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Like a lot of earth witches, right? And she was told by this investigation team that there was a portal on the property that they've come out to study, but they've realized that there's a second portal in the property that she created with her mind. This is what they tolored tolored toled toled toled toled thold thold thold thold thold thold thold thold thold thold tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the tho tho tho that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the an thean thean thean thean thean. thean. thean. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thean. that she created with her mind. This is what they told her. And one guy said he had been inside of it. And he was in there for 20 seconds,

and apparently later he told her he's like, I just want to let you know, you've created a beautiful world. They told her that she created subconsciously, without even realizing this second portal, to have things come out of it to protect her and her husband and everybody else from the things that are coming out of the first portal. So she created a portal to have creatures come protect them from the creatures that are coming out. So it's like this weird portal interdimensional creature warfare going on out there. Yeah, it's like a Starbucks across street from a coffee bean. It's just like... Exactly. Yeah, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like th. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, it's like, it's like th. Yeah, it's like th. Yeah, it's like th. Yeah, it's like th. It's like th. Yeah, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like a th. It's like a th. It's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, it's like, like, it's like, like, like, like, it's like,'s just like, yeah. It's on like such a lot. Yeah, exactly. And so what I can extrapolate from this and I think your

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something tells me it's inside me so there's all kinds of connections but the woman who lives there carolin she looked at the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th. th. th. th. th. the the the. the. there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was th was th was th was th was th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. there's there's there was there's there's there's it's inside me. So there's all kinds of connections. But the woman who lives there, Carolyn, she looked at the thermal image and you'll find this interesting. She said, that's dog man. So and Dan who was like part of the security detail, I mean he if you wanted to like if central casting said we need a guy who's like a badass Marine looking motherfucker not scared of anything right we need that guy this is Dan. He's a badass like I just wanted him to hold me after my experience I'm like just hold me until I can get the fuck out of this. Right. He uh he he confided in me we were talking about Bigfoot and you know by a campfire one 9 9. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the is is the is the is the is the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. the. the is the is the is th. th. out of this. Right. He confided in me. We were talking about Bigfoot and, you know, by a campfire one night.

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there's this podcast I was just listening to where it was a story about a guy who had a fall in the woods by himself and it was nursed back to health through a big foot creature like breast fed until he was found like a day or two later. It saved his life because it moved him to from the place where he fell. So you never hear any of that shit about Dogman. Dogman straight up like vicious and I don't ever want to see a dogman either. I never want to come close to one. But so I can't prove any of this stuff to people, right? But it speaks to what you're talking about. This world, there's so much more going on in this world. And there are so many more mysteries and things happening.

And there are people who are hell-bent on trying to put everything into a box, like you were talking about earlier, right? The law of physics. And these stories don't fit in the box and when you're outside the box guess what you're a crazy motherfucker and nobody should listen to you and that's that's just the way because you know we don't have the high priest anymore we got the high scientist walking around their robes and shit demanding reverence and loyalty and all of us so like I'm over all that so but yeah man it's a I slept

with my lights on for a year I was so scared. I started I went to a P. I've been seeing a PTSD therapist since September last year. Like I had lots of problems but it took big foot to get me through the door. You know what I'm saying? I should have been in therapy probably years earlier. That's amazing, dude. I've seen shit. I've seen ghosts. I've seen, I've seen, I've had people like, oh, I didn't see nothing.

I go, well, I've seen it multiple times, dude. And, you know, I just think, you know, again, the world is so much more interesting. And I would rather believe in it because it's just you know it's just so it's so much more exciting than what's on the news right now. Yeah. You want to sit there and listen to Bill Gates and Dr. Fauci just talk dog shit and all these Karen's running around telling you to put your mask on because they don't really understand the purpose of a mask and just all this mask brainwashing going on that, you know, not to get into what the virus is because everyone's entitled to their own thing. But it's just like, I had to turn it off, man.

We had a, Martha's mom came and helped us and she just had CNN on mainline line it. on mainline. She was just mainlining it and I I just I don't want to live in that world. I want to hear about Bigfoot and Dream Chambers and the fucking Return of the Witches and all that shit because that to me is so much more interesting. I mean that ties into magic too what you're talking about because magic is it's all about like most of it people don't want to he because it's kind of boring, but at the heart of magic is meditation, really, essentially, and it's changing your thoughts and using your thoughts to create the world around you. And alchemy, I truly believe that while it may be possible that

they figured out how to turn things into gold through alchemy. I think alchemy is more of a spiritual metaphysical concept and that's what it's really about and transmitting the soul and defining immortality potentially and well embracing the fact that you already are immortal, right? Coming into that awareness, but like magic is about changing the framework of your thoughts in your mind and therefore getting the things in this world coming at you and coming to you that you put your energy into. And I can't I can't clock into any of that

new stuff man. I might dip my toe in once every two days just to kind of get an update on reopenings and things like this but like I can't whether it's Twitter, whether it's the news, whether it's things like that, I don't go main feeds because it changes my mood. It alters my fucking state. That's on purpose. Exactly. And so, you know, I choose to create my own reality. And something would be like, well, that means you're crazy, dude. And it's like, well, aren't we all crazy? Yeah, we all crazy. If you're not crazy, you're probably not that funny. That's my opinion. I only know three normal people do. The rest of them are all just got black belts and crazy and God bless them because I'd rather

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dad you got to stay home man. But he's like, oh, well, my life like this. I'm like, just stay home. He's like, I just want another 10 years. I'm like, then just stay home, it's funny because I just read this book. And I never read anything by him before. Chuck Klauzzerman wrote this as the past and how we were wrong about so much stuff and it made me realize like you know what I can make up my mind and I can have a hardline stance on so many things the virus included but I've kind of

accepted this the thing that like you know what nobody's really gonna know everything that fucking happened until another 30 years from now that's when we're gonna really have respect and it sucks and it sucks and in the meantime what we can't control is you know just trying to do a better I need to do a better job of listening to people who have different opinions of me I need to show more compassion and empathy and not be an asshole and you know I'm working on that but you know I'm not here just to talk to people I agree with I find that would be very boring I like everything and I have buddies of mine on both sides

You know that click me back into Okay, I'm like okay. I understand where you come from that makes sense to and it kind of clicks me back a little bit and you know I'm fine with it man at the end of the day is like I don't care if you agree with you or any of that stuff as long as there's the th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th th th th the th, the the th, the the the th, the the the th, the the th, th. th. thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. the day, it's like, I don't care if you agree with me or are you, I agree with you or any of that stuff, as long as there's some love and respect and it's like, we agree to disagree. That's all, I have friends of mine going on the internet and people I've been like, thick as thievoids for like 20 years and they're just saying the most unnecessarily disrespectful shit about my opinion and how what I see and I'm like you know it's like I put money in your pocket I've like I've helped I've pulled you aside try to you know get you out ruts and not that I'm like any

kind of shaman or anything but you know I like I try to pass on to others what has been freely given to me and it's just like that's kind of what I do and like the way these guys are so quick to div it off It's like we just don't see this one particular thing the same way It doesn't mean we can't still love each other. It's so weird. You know you saw it in the moment in time. This is a moment in time. This is a moment in time like the last election was the same way I know people who like block their parents on Facebook because? the, the the the the the th., the the the th. th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, theeeee. It's like, like, like, th. It's like, th. I the the same way. I know people who like blocked their parents on Facebook because what was a Hillary and one was a Trump and it's just like I'd never do that dude. It's like, yeah and it's uh agree to disagree and it goes back to like at the heart of our cook show that we did like 10 years ago. What we tried, the message of that show we try to tell people was like listen man. Li the thii. th. th. th. thathea that's that's thathea that's that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that their that that that, that, that, thi, thi, thi, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that. I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that end of the day they want us arguing over whether gay people should get marriage you know they want us arguing over this bullshit

because there's bigger huge endless limit these beautiful things that we are capable of doing and it doesn't serve them who are making the cheddar you know to let the mice know that hey hey man, you can eat everything else to do. Yeah. So, you know. When we push back as a whole, they back off hard. Yeah, no, and it's like, I had this conversation with my brother. I know we got to wrap this up, but like, my brother and I have this conversation a lot. I was like, listen, dude, like, the Egyptian Spring, like, is a good example of like,

what if everybody just left their house and went into the streets? Guess what a fucking country shuts down? Yeah, that's what happens. And, but yeah, so, yeah, we can, we can talk about this shit later, I want to tell you what my hat's about because you asked it. Oh yeah, yeah. What is that? This is the American Seven Football League, okay? Basically, I'm part owner in this new brand new part. Where you, wait, wait, wait, wait.

All these businesses looking for like startups and I saw like no, no helmet, no pads of football. And they think it, that's gonna help with these. It'll actually be safer, because people aren't gonna be torpedoing each other. And I'm like, dude, someone needs to try that. And they did it, so I bought some stock and then, I'll know, man, they got some fun. Wow, you're going big business. I wish, I bought it, I put it on a credit card and I'm a pay interest on it.

But I just, I was like, I think the idea is really good. And I hope I hope it gets a chance to get going. And they sent me a hat. So that's what I got. I'm a, I'm a part owner. I have season tickets and to any game. A to go 10 10 10. I want. I to go. I to get. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I to get. I. I to. I the to. I the tend. I tend. I tend. I the tend. I the the tend. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the idea. I'm. I'm. I the idea. I the idea. I the idea. I the idea. I the idea. I the idea. I the idea. I the idea. I the idea. I the idea. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tie. I tie. I tie. I te. I today. I te. I today. I te. I today. I th. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I th any game I want to go and I have a hat. Hey, I love it. I love it. Ryan, you're the best. I appreciate you talking with all the time every time.

Me and Paranormal You is a Pocke. And your new one is called. This is where the magic happens. This is I must start listening to that man. I really appreciate you brother. you look stunning. Your sheltered look is a stunning look, man. I got that quarantine, that quarantine mop growing out. Dude, you need to become a professor of college. Being a dad looks good on you, Sam.

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