Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #365: Mother Of All Truth Bombs Live From The Comedy Store #4 with Greg Carlwood and Geno Bisconte

Starting point is 00:00:00 Timfoil Hap. Oh, what the fuck are you guys even talking about? Global controls will have to be imposed. And a world governing body will be created to enforce them. Welcome to Tinfoil Haas. We go deep, home boy. Aaron, open your mic. Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere.

Starting point is 00:00:29 That's some interdimensional idea. Wake up, Aaron. This is only the beginning. There's, you just blew my mind. Are you ready to get your mind done? Okay. Revolution will be podcasted. What's up everybody? Thanks to tune in to this special live stream that we did at the world famous comedy store.

Starting point is 00:00:55 Good morning, Swarm. Real quick, not going to get in all the pictures that we normally do because I know you guys love those and you love hanging out. I just gotta tell you that this was filmed live. This is a mother of all Truth Bombs, filmed live at the world famous comedy store. I wanna tell you that it took a little while for us to put it out because we had to do a little bit of editing.

Starting point is 00:01:21 I hate the the the the th hate th hate th hate I I I I I I I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate to do to do to do to do a little a little a little a little of editing. I hate the censor shows. But the truth of the matter is, is that YouTube is kind of on the prowl right now, and I love my channel, so I don't want them to come and drop the hammer. You know, Gino Bisconti, a wonderful comic, good friend of mine, dropped a couple words that I, myself myself call my friends that I love. But, you know, the AI sensors who are cislords may not prove them and they're just looking for any reason to be shady with my YouTube channel. This was a great conversation. We have the legendary, my good friend from one of the, one of the O.G. conspiracy podcast,

Starting point is 00:02:08 Greg Carwood on the show from the higher side chats. And he is nice enough for the swarm tinfoil users, if you want to get a month off, a week, excuse me. If you want to get a week free of TH plus, you you just got to use the promo code tin foil, and Greg's gonna give you a week free of THC plus. Okay, so that's going on there. The second thing I wanna really talk about is, there's a segment where I really started going off,

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Starting point is 00:03:12 Okay, I love them. And even though I've never been to South Africa, I met a lot of South Africans. They're very nice people. I love that. When I talked about garbage, I'm referring to the political landscape of those, tha.. tha. thia. thia. thia., thi. thi. I, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I, I, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm thi, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I've the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th. I've, I've, I've, I've th. I've th. I've tho, I've to, I've to, I've to, I've too, I've tou-a. I've tou-a. I've tou-augh, I've to, I've toooooooa. I've toa. I've toa, I'm referring to the political landscape of those countries. What's going on in Australia right now with this 1984 surveillance bullshit, this COVID-tracing, and just some of the stuff I've heard about South Africa right now, while white farmers getting murdered, crazy criminal courts and stuff like that. So just know that. I love everybody, and that's why I'm referring to

Starting point is 00:03:48 and I just want to get that out of the way. So thanks, tuning in. I enjoy this mother of all truth bombs live from the world famous comic store. Enjoy the show. What the fuck are you guys talking about? Global controls will have to be imposed. And a world governing body will be created to enforce them.

Starting point is 00:04:12 Welcome to the Tinfoil Half. We go deep, home, boy. Aaron, open your mic. Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere. That's some interdimensional shit. Wake up, Aaron. This is only the beginning.

Starting point is 00:04:38 You just move my mind. Are you ready to get your mind down? And Val Scale received one of the most requested people on the show. Back from being off the grid, off the Greg Riot! I'm here and queer. Yes, give it up a queer and joining us in the quarter. He's been a regular here on these live feeds. He's the man, he's a myth. He's a good dude, even though I got talked to him about some shit. Tino Sanchez, everybody.

Starting point is 00:05:07 Hola! Are we live? Yeah, you're live. Okay, all right. All right. We can't, where is it on here? Where's it on here? Oh, there?

Starting point is 00:05:15 No, okay. Yeah. All right, there we are. Thanks for having me. Thanks for having me. It's a rough day. Getting up here was a challenge and my bandana basically fell in the urinal at Wahlbergs. So I'm just trying to get one day at a time, buddy. Dude, that is sounds like a great episode of Fear Factor. Did you leave it? Did you leave it or did you grab it? You got to do that? But you know, urine is a sterilized, sterile. Yeah, it is the great sterilizing.

Starting point is 00:05:45 Yeah, so you're fine. Most Purrell is urine. Where'd you come from? After you, for the MMA people they know, after you work out, you go in the shower and you pee on your feet. It's true story. Each other's feet. in here. Wow. So hold on you you you pee on your feet? Well for for MMA gyms because everybody's or boxing gyms where you're barefoot everybody you go in the

Starting point is 00:06:09 shower you pee on your feet first thing. Well because they're a barefoot and the I don't think you're supposed to say that on the internet man. That's it's true. It's true. Dude you're giving in say the secrets of a secret. You're like. You're like. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. to. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thin. thing. thing. thing. B. the boxing boxing boxing boxing boxing. the boxing boxing boxing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah..... Yeah...................... Yeah..... Yeah.. Yeah... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah.... Yeah............... was when a jellyfish stunned your feet. You're supposed to piss on that right? What? No, if, yeah. Yeah, right? Dude, I guess I'm happy to be here, Sam. That is like the Mexican version of Bear Carills, right? Hey, we put a Mexican in a middle of Falki in East LA and we see if he can survive. First thing we send this Cholo to the all to the ocean and see what happens when he gets stung by a starfish You got a piss you gotta take a piss on yourself. Yeah, it's twenty. Yeah, how many times have I heard that?

Starting point is 00:06:52 How many times have I heard? Speaking of starfish, wait Did you just fucking ruin Christmas? You fucking piece of shit. Look into it. So, so, I wanted to talk to Greg, because last time you were, you were one of the big guests on Conspiracies Now, and we have a new episode of that coming out. Great show, you guys know that when you guys did where it was like five different guys on it, right? Yeah, it was good. It was a lot of fun.

Starting point is 00:07:25 Um, you seem to be kind of over just the whole drama of just the chat room or like the drama of conspiracies. You've been in it so long. I'm over at all, man. How long have you been doing higher side chats? Ten years now. 10 years! 2010 and I never thought that they would capture a big part of our community and have them be bowing down to the president like some kind of God. That surprised me. But I am over most of the shit.

Starting point is 00:07:59 It's going on. So in this current moment you are you doom and gloom like for me dude I'm past it I'm more in a spiritual stuff. Praise be the shape-shifting Jesus without him none of this is possible okay and then amen amen amen dude okay amen. But you're just are you just like let the aliens come but sex all of us call the day like what are you just like, let the aliens come, but sex all of us, call the day? Like what, or are you just living so much in a moment, you just don't care anymore? Well, it is kind of crazy that all of our worst fears came true.

Starting point is 00:08:36 The things we've been talking about since 2010 or 2015, like the guests I had who were predicting ID cards, mandatory vaccines. No one mentioned masks, but just complete total lockdown, police state shit. I mean, we pretty much got a bingo card filled out on this then conspiracy bingo. And I am trying to just not let it get me two down and have the best 2020 I can despite all the bullshit. And so far, I'd say I'm doing pretty good. Well, here's my whole thing with all that, dude. It it it it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. thi. that, that, thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And, th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Well here's my whole thing with all that dude. It's just like, it just seems like all that is happening on the internet. Meaning, yes.

Starting point is 00:09:11 Yes. I am not seeing any of this in my real life. Now, I'm not saying that COVID is not real because everybody wants to come out of nowhere and be like, I lost a friend. And I'm like, okay, well, then let's just destroy the economy because you lost one of your friends that you play World of Warcraft with. My apologies, okay? So, and then that's not, like, dude, I've lost family members, the cancer. Are we shutting down the economy to stop that? Oh, but you can't give or get breathed on. Dude, it's like, it's just chaos. Look at heart disease.

Starting point is 00:09:45 Why are we still selling cheeseburgers? Right? You know, everything seems to be okay until, you know, it fits into the pockets of guys like Bill Gates. Yeah. Then all of a sudden, everything's got to change. I just don't understand why these people are so allowed to walk the earth. Why is Bill Gates, Jeff Bessos, all these guys just like Fauci just goes home at the end probably

Starting point is 00:10:14 watches some dude bang his wife why he yells racial slurs and then goes to bed, right? Just call what like why are these guys uncomfortable? why aren't people in front of their houses fucking Scream in and yelling right you know one of my guests made that point like why are these You know these antifa protests whatever why are they happening in kind of innocuous areas. I mean that obviously the George Floyd thing kick things off in Minneapolis, but it's like, why aren't they in Beverly Hills protesting? Why aren't they in Palm Springs? Like anywhere there's a lot of capital, old money, why aren't they going there? You know, if it really is about like let's tear this thing down and the 1% of screwed everybody, like they're really not attacking those places? Are they, are they going to Times Square and protesting?

Starting point is 00:11:00 They should be protesting the drug drug drug drug drug drug.... the drug. the drug. the drug dealer that he gave George Floyd that shit that he swallowed that killed him. Fair. Every time he's talking it's a weird mic drop you did. Yeah, man. You just say it and then you look into the deep space like what's going on with us. Hey, can you guys hear us? Can you guys hear us? Yes. Sorry about that. The point was he died from a drug overdose.

Starting point is 00:11:25 That was the point. No, I mean, I think it's hard to say it's one thing. I think it's hard to say it's one thing. I mean, a drug overdose plus someone kneeling on your neck for eight minutes. So we had COVID. And COVID. It was COVID. Yeah. problems. Yeah, which is like what happens when people die of COVID they have like 13 other things. I mean that came out and I feel like amongst the people I

Starting point is 00:11:50 know who are not conspiracy minded that was a big thing to be able to cite you know that study that came or not that's I mean it was a study the CDC came out and disclosed 96% of people or 94% had some other co-mobidity. And I've been talking for months about how they're getting paid $1,200, $1,300, $1,300, $1,300 to mark a death COVID. I know a few people who, you know, a couple degrees removed, had old people die of a heart attack, and they wrote COVID, and they wrote it, and they wrote it, and the family's try to fight it, like, you can't, this before. They were already talking about if someone had something else, but if they died of something else, but they had COVID,

Starting point is 00:12:28 they were calling it COVID. It's true. This is not new. We've been talking about this for a fucking months. The news and the rules were so crazy. The news and that came out this week. And that came out this breath and like, huh, maybe this isn't so crazy, you know, I did. Maybe I can go see tenants.

Starting point is 00:12:46 It's like, you go to people, hey man, the black plague isn't here. You're gonna live. They're like, fuck you. We want to die. We're all going to die. Fuck you. Give, you know, you can give someone AIDS in California and no felony or nothing. Try to cough on someone. Random facts with someone.

Starting point is 00:13:06 XG. I'm just saying go back to COVID. You can give someone AIDS and not say shit. And you can get away with it but try to cough on someone and you will get arrested without a mask. That's a good point XG. I got your back. This is pick on Mexican hour right now, the sound. We're going around the outside on that. I really was saddened in the beginning, though, when I would just see how quickly everyone fell in line.

Starting point is 00:13:29 No questions asked. And I remember tweeting like, hold on, when we're all inside from a virus, when is a virus gone? And I did, even though I said that, I still thought it'd be like a couple of months. to... to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to th. to th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the. the. the the. the the. the the the. the the the toe. to. to. to. to. the the thethe year has a psychological effect on people where it's like, okay, it's 2021, we're done with that now. Like, who knows what's what they're going to roll out on the TV because that dictates people's behavior and their mindset? But I'm hoping that there's some kind of psychological thing of like, we turn, we turn, we turn, thrown, thrownthat stay home too long. Like for me, I don't know about everybody else, but I know my friends say the same thing. For me, I don't, I've gotten to the point where I don't even want to go to the fucking store. I just want

Starting point is 00:14:09 to order everything in. I don't even want to leave my house. And it's kind of like we've been, programmed to stay home and because we can't go to to go to go to go to go to go to go to go just to go just to go. to go just to go. to go. to go. to go. the to go. the the to go. the the the to go. to go. to to to the to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I I I I th. I th. I than. I than. I than. I than. than. than. to to to to to to to tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th last time you, when was the last time you guys, I mean I've just met the two of you guys, what was the last time you... I'm sorry about that. No, what was the last time you sat down with people you didn't really know well, no masks involved and had a conversation? Word. I mean, I've been doing jujan. Therethey're not supposed to be open, but they're going around the back. So this last month I've been training in the Valley. I don't know if you should be saying that all to everybody. I think everybody's listening to this podcast anyway. So it goes to a 10th planet on the 6th and where he goes gets choked out. That's a fucking. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I's, I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I I I I I I's. I I I I I I I I I I I I's. I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I's. I's. I'm th. I'm th. th. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th fucking snicking. I'm gonna in Vegas. I'm talking about Vegas I never went back. I know I was so excited for you to start that I know what you know. Gino Bisconti is in the house. I don't know I was a I never had brothers or anything so it was quite

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Starting point is 00:15:35 Gino, Biscontay, everybody. From the East Coast, tip. fucking be here buddy. How are you man? One of my favorite people, one of my favorite comics. You're my soulmate buddy. Dude, he's East Coast Triply except for the headbam which looks gay as shit but the rest of it. That's come from a guy with a Mohawk so take it with the razor. You did the opposite of me because I couldn't get a haircut. Yeah. And I don't know about you but I'm 51. It's coming apart on a part. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. I. I. I's. I's. I's the. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm 51. I'm 51. I'm 51. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. I gotta, I gotta interrupt real quick because we didn't, Plea, you too, man. Gino Visconti, if you guys don't know on compound media, you can download the app,

Starting point is 00:16:30 he's that's Anthony Kumia's website or site that's got all. Is it Kumiya or Kumi-a? I say Kumia, what do you? Kumiu, what you? Kumi, Kumi, he. Kumi, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi great and Aaron Berg's all in there all the time. I love his show. Check out Gina Santee on Comedy. Yeah, he's the co-host. It's our show, but yeah. And so I'm losing my mind with all this stuff.

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Starting point is 00:17:46 I think he's doing that he's flip-flopping on purpose non-linear warfare so both sides can argue Fauci said that most people like on our side only pointed out because we think he's such a retard like right right when they come out and they say oh six percent right and we're like look the CDC saying and people are like oh now we trust the CDC no we still think they're idiots I'm just saying your God just said it's six percent exactly you exactly you understand this one I'm saying about baseball so if you convince people you can't go in the stadium you imagine you put six thousand go in the stadium, you imagine you put 6,000 people in the stadium, right? Okay, now over in New York, there's a team you probably never heard him called the Yankees. Exactly. Now let me explain something. They just canceled the series between the Mets and Yankees.

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Starting point is 00:19:20 They never talk about diet on the news. Isn't that funny? They care so much about all these lives, but they never tell people to get sunlight and to eat a good diet, you know? That's one of the things. It gives me vitamin K, vitamin D. I, and I walk my kids all day, dude. And that's how I, that's how I beat that shit. It's just, it's unbelievable. Because people, it's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's that's how I I. It's how I's unbelievable. It's how I's how I's how I's how I. It's how I's how I's how I's how I's how I's how I's how I's that's how I's how I's how I's how I's how I's how I's how I's how I's how I's how I's how I's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's that's that's that's that, and I say this all the time on the podcast, it goes back that we live so comfortably. Yes. And we're so emotionally crazy that any, we need fight or flight. We need it. And this virus is now really itch in our fighting flight. It's like, dude, we gotta do something survive.

Starting point is 00:20:02 We might die. We don't have that anymore, dude. If you just do the normal shit in your life, you can live the 70-80 real easy. Do you know the, did you must have heard this? Someone told me this and it's hilarious. Okay, and I was listening to your, I don't know why I listened to Timfoil every day and master. It's like, yeah, it's always like someone died and the guy's like doesn't change thing. It's like, everyone in my family died of cancer. Hysterical, hysterical.

Starting point is 00:20:28 Leukemia, my mother was in the hospital when we were burying my dad, hysterical. And you know what you don't know? Because it's, who gives a fuck? And you said, well, let me know when your parents are dead so I can't. And this is a fact is a fact is a fact is a fact is a fact is a fact is a fact is a fact is a fact is a fact is a fact is a fact is a fact is a fact is a fact is a fact is a fact is a fact is a fact is a fact is a fact, someone th. th. average life expectancy of Americans 78 the average age of death 81 even 80 so when someone says my grandfather's cuff would be like hey good yeah congrats on the extra two years she had a good run and then Pelosi is 80 years old walking without a fucking mask

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Starting point is 00:22:07 Doing that was done purposely So nobody talks about the fact that I think they also did so I agree you're saying it's basically jiggling car keys Because we talked about this when they they said Like a month or two ago like hey on 9 11. We're not gonna be able to shine the lights in in Manhattan. Okay, and here's the that, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. -11, we're not going to be able to shine the lights in Manhattan, okay? And here's the thing. Because of racism. Well, no, because of COVID, they're like, we can't, I'm sorry. I get enough. We can't shine the lights because of COVID? Well, I think about it.

Starting point is 00:22:34 No, you're not allowed to say, you know, we can't shout the lights because of COVID. And think about it, that's the one day, we're reminded, you know, in the middle of race war, that were all Americans, and no one saw color, I didn't see any color, they're doing a great job here. No one saw color on that day. It was great. It was great. And then I want to get back to your point, saying within 24 hours, they're like, oh, okay, we can do it. But I honestly felt like that was another move where someone said it, like, people have jobs in real life, and when you have a new contract,

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Starting point is 00:23:48 This is even worse, the, Greg. This is even worse, because like the TSA is in this small little area, in which they love to hurt us in, and just, just fuck with flight, these people. And all of our careers are over. So, so, um, you know, a group of people, that group of people, they have their power. There's no good way to say. Jesus, let me go get us some hoods.

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Starting point is 00:24:46 So we go there, we deal with that. Now what's going on is every idiot in the world is now the law. And they're just, and they're flexing this little bit of power they have. It's like when homeless people take forever to cross the street. It's this little power they they they they they they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're f. they're f. they're f. they're f. they're f. they're f. they're f. they're f. they're f. they're f. they're flexing. they're flexing. they're flexing. they're f f. they're f. they're f. they're f. they're f. they're f. they're f. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're f. they're f. they're f. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their their their their theexed. their f. their their the. It's like when homeless people take forever to cross the street. It's this little power they have to make you wait and they'll take what if they live there maybe they're not crossing the street. Maybe this is their house. Well get out of my yard fucking cross. My kitchen. They made they made fear of virtue. They made tattling on each other a noble act. We used to we used to like we used to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like. to like. to like. to like. to like. to like. to like. to like. to like. to like. to like. to like. to like. to. to. the they're. they're. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their their their their their their their their their to. to. to. to. to. to. to. they're not. to to their to to their to their their not. their not. they're not. they're not. they're not they're not they're not they're not they're own upon that, like, you know, calling the cops on a party or something like that in a neighborhood. Like, let's keep it in that.

Starting point is 00:25:26 Nobody likes a rat. But now it's like, that's the main thing that people are doing right now. Like on the, I'm from San Diego. On the San Diego sub-writer. It used to be like, what's't give a fuck. So my opinion is on the rise of the Karins. I think the rise of the Karins come from the fact that the network television forever controlled the dialogue. And they never really wanted to piss off white women,

Starting point is 00:25:55 because white women are the largest buying power of any demographic in the world. Wow. It makes sense. I never realized that. Because, especially white women from age like 16 to like 34, I don't know what it is. More money spent on them than any other demographic. Then they did that study. They found that women are 70% have, say 70% of the purchasing power. So, and there's more white women than everybody else.

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Starting point is 00:27:31 Which brings me back to the Nancy Pelosi thing, which was the fucking definition of animal farm. All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others. And this is what drives me insane. And I feel like the people thaaaa, and tha, and tha, and tha, and tha, and tha, and tha, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and they're they're they say is they say is they say is thi, and they is thi, they is they is they is they is they is they is they is they is they is they is they's is they is they's is they's is they's is they's is they's is they's is they's is thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thri. thi, and thrieean, and thii. thiiii. thii. thii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. And I feel like, and it really does, it mirrors like the people that think COVID is bullshit and the fucking conservatives. It seems like we're just asking questions and the fucking, you know, virus believers, whatever that, they're just calling us stupid.

Starting point is 00:27:53 It's like, well, if only 6% died of COVID alone, why would you even say that? Two point, six percent had more, no, no the average had 2.6 pre-existing conditions. Basically three different other things. And this is what a comic said to me, how many, I've never said this in my life. Well I think you're oversimplifying. I've never used that phrase in my life. I never have. It's like when I gave that girl fucking, I'm a try to call his sister. I, when I gave that's a girl, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th..... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th............... I, th. I, th. I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha, th. tha, tha, th. it would have been the perfect comeback. Can I borrow your phone? I gotta call his sister.

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Starting point is 00:29:32 They haven't. Let me tell you, thank God. I get to watch the NBA and see a guy. are holding you down. I'm sorry. Thank God you reminded me, say his name. If I say his name, it'll be a hate, oh his actual name. Don't sit there and tell me equality when you make eight trillion fucking dollars and you didn't show up for work. Suck my dick. Sit down, fucking dude. It's insane. I gotta listen to Michelle Obama that dude. Sit there and say, oh, oh, you know, you can scrape and claw. Scrape and claw, you're a millionaire, your husband was voted to the highest office in

Starting point is 00:30:11 the land for eight fucking years in a country full of what you're calling racist. Suck my dick, Tino this time I'm gonna allow it. Would you please? He's a bush. Do you know this about Obama? Him and his wife were barred from Illinois from doing law? No. Yeah. I never heard that.

Starting point is 00:30:30 You know, Sam, are you a lawyer because I'm pretty sure that's a phrase doing law. You know, they were doing law. I went to my doctor I was doing sick. told you what the guy did was great. I'm doing law. Dude, they were barred. And they. Yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, I, I, I, I they they they they they they they they were, I they were they were they were they were they were they were they were. Yeah, I they were. I they were. I they were. I they were. I they were. I they were. Yeah, I they were. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, I. I. I, I. I, I, I they were. I they were. I they were. I they were they were they were they were they were they were they were th. I th. I the. the. the. the. thee. theeeee. thee. I theee. I the. I thee. I the. I the. I the. I gotta tell you what the guy did was great. I'm doing law. Dude, they were barred. And that's why he sealed all the shit. They were barred. They barred.

Starting point is 00:30:53 I didn't know that. Every time I'd say something that Greg doesn't know, it is like Christmas to me. Remember when I said, uh, we got more fortune facts and you'll get a lot of stuff I haven't heard before. Oh, no, Obama is listed as retired and Barakets was retired and Michelle last registered years. She forgot to register. Yeah, convenient. First of all, why would you stop Barry? I'm going to call Barry. Why wouldn't you just give it up? No, but one was for um... Tower seven malpractice. They weren't just like, oh, oh, oh, we forgot! they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're to. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th is is th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, is thi. Oh, is thi. Oh, is thi. Oh, is thi. Oh, thi. Oh, that level. Why wouldn't you just give it up? No, but one was for tower seven male practice. They weren't just like, oh, we forgot to show up. They were like literal like, oh, that's some shady shit right there. And the whole thing is that they're they're they're bushes at that core. And yeah, he's isn't he? Wasn't he Chaney's second cousin? Something like that? He is. He's. the. the this everyone's like, caught, but it's like he is grandfather, his ninth cousins with George Bush senior, but that's your grandma's grandma's grandma's, grandma's, the grandma's, grandma's mom is your ninth cousin. And guess where the Hinkley's, the

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Starting point is 00:32:34 Tower six. That's what you said. I know about tower six. I know tower six. You're a New Yorker and you don't know Tower Six. I don't know Tower Six. This is one of my favorite things because he didn't know about it. Tim Dylan at the time didn't know about it.

Starting point is 00:32:51 Oh, he's great. And now Gino does it mott. So basically Tower Six. And he, when I told him about it,. They were trying to knock it down, but detonations went bad, and they howled it out. Now, on 9-11, five buildings got fucked with, three of them were accounting buildings. The Pentagon, Building 7, and Building 6, housed an office of the El Dorado Task Force, which was a task force where 56 of these government agencies had pulled their resources and looked into money laundering and invest in basically funding

Starting point is 00:33:37 of terrorism and they howled the fuck out of that building. I mean, obviously, obviously you know that buildings fell that day that didn't get hit by any planes. Yeah. It's very weird. Yeah. I mean, more than one. the the tasked of the tasked, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, the, um, the, the, um, um, the, the, um, um, um, the, um, um, the, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, the, the, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the fuck out of that building. I mean, obviously, obviously you know that buildings fell that day that didn't get hit by any planes. It's very weird. Yeah. I mean, more than one apparently, you know. That is so towar seven went down. So towar seven went down.

Starting point is 00:33:53 tooe six didn't get by a plane. That I know. But towar was just hollowed out which you said 30 times I'm sorry I'm slow and you're like on that day somehow like that's nobody ever talks about because that's my theory that building seven is nonlinear warfare there's 19 different shots of it and there's enough for everybody to fight and that woman saying that before it goes down that that that that that that th that th th th th th th I th I th th th I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the. the the the the the. the. the the the the tho. the the the the. the the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the is the is the is the is the is the is theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. the. the. that before it goes down adds to the nonlinear warfare. So, but nobody ever talks building six, which makes me think that wasn't part of the plan at all. That, but nobody argues, because you can't argue that.

Starting point is 00:34:36 Being a New Yorker, how easy is it to talk like this? Because we're on the West Coast, it's easy for us to be conspiracy. You have to, you have to be in a safe safe safe safe safe safe safe safe safe safe safe safe safe safe safe safe safe safe safe safe safe in a safe safe safe safe in a safe safe safe safe safe in a safe safe safe safe in a safe safe safe safe safe safe in a safe safe safe safe safe safe safe in a safe safe safe safe in a safe safe safe safe safe safe in a safe safe safe safe safe in a safe safe safe safe in a safe in a safe in a safe in a safe safe safe safe safe safe safe safe safe space space space space space space space. to be in a to be in a to be in a to be in. to be in. to be in a to be in a to be in a to be in a to be in. to be in. to be in. to be in. to be in. to be in. to be in. to be in a to be in a to be in a to be in a to be in a to be in a to be in a to be in a to be in a to be in a to be in a to be in a to be in a safe to be in a thea. the the thea. the the toea. toea. toea. to. to. to. to. the to.. You have to, you have to be in a safe space to have an intelligent conversation like this. Let me tell you, I, I, all people have told me, this is intelligent. Well, yeah, well, you know, it's not like we're smart. It's not like we're doing law here. It's not like we're doing law. But here's a thing. God he puts the second tea in tee, tee, tee, tea, tea in retart. Look, I'm just saying like, people you say, hey, do you like Florida? I'm like, if you made a list of 50, 49 states that I wanted to live in Florida would not

Starting point is 00:35:10 be on it, but I'm telling you right fucking now, all my friends are like, go to Florida, because it's normal there. People, you have to, I wanted to choke him in his fat fucking face this is something you just brought up that I really like to and it connects to that in that what we're that filthy you thing he whispered or is this guilty that's the second out anti-semitism is the second how bored were you guys you got it's like how COVID has exposed, like who the real punk rockers are,

Starting point is 00:35:50 who the real fucking rebels are. Because all these people for so long, these fucking comics in LA, and I want to get into something because everybody hates LA comics, as we should. New York comics, Amy Schumer's your beast, okay? And you guys should fucking stop saying it's only us when she's spearheading that shit. But, but everybody out here said, fuck the police forever.

Starting point is 00:36:15 Fuck the fucking government. And then soon as the shit hit, listen to the government. Can you imagine Bill Hicks or George Carlin wearing a mask? No. Never! Dude! I only wear it because everywhere I'd go some five foot Mexi. But I will. Sir, can you please put that on sir? But I will say this and we were talking about this.

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Starting point is 00:37:25 Stop it. There was a lot of truth being told in the stop. Yeah. I was going to John Stewart for the news. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I really think that might a comedic host of a news show, and when you sit there and try and pull off that fucking narrative between the guy that got shot, Jacob Blake, who was reaching for a knife with his kids in the car who doesn't give a fuck about his kids. They killed their staphs.

Starting point is 00:37:55 Yeah, and saying, why did he get shot of that. written house kid which you're just giving inaccurate data you're giving inaccurate data as a newscaster and you're not fucking funny so you failed twice you fucking hack dick cock sucker enjoy being a fucking and but here's the thing we you become a slave can I say slave they're not you become a slave to the bullshit narrative you've been handed and like you look I've said this where you either go within or you go without the bode of the the b- Like you, look, I've said this where you either go within or you go without. That's a fact, okay? The Buddha said, if you don't go within, you go without. And you either create your comedy from within, which is what we've all done, which is why, post-pandemic, we have people in chat rooms and fucking Patreon accounts,

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Starting point is 00:39:57 they thought was organic conversations it's been going close to 10 years too I think and they people love the show because of that, what they consider to be authenticity. And then if Spotify buys it, some corporation, and all of a sudden the most controversial shows are missing from the catalog, you know, people are pissed about that. But here's my, I want to say a couple things real quick. One is Spotify spent a lot of money, okay? And it's their their their their their their their their their their their their thi sp sp sp sp sp sp sp sp sp sp sp spi spi spi spi spi spi spi spi spi spi spi spi spi spi spi spi spi spi spozy. th. th. th. thi spi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to th. th. th. it's their fucking thing that, like, dude,

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Starting point is 00:41:51 doing door-to-door knocks. If you're not let that, Jim Joultz. Go do that, fucking social justice warrior, Jim Jeffries? Clean up your own backyard. It's unbelievable, man. They come here and they just shit talk. But this, let's circle it back to what I said earlier, and we can't because it drives us insane, but it should be enough of its own reward to know that they're kept people now. That they wake up and say, oh my God, I hope they don't find this. I have to scrub 80, thousand tweets, Chris, C, C, C, C, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. that's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th, th, th, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi. And, thi. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. toeea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. thri. thri. thri. thri. ththey have to do. I wake up every day, I'm like, I wonder if I fucking accidentally put a dick pick in my Facebook lot. Why are the hot black chicks leaving? What are you doing? Hot black chicks, we love you!

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Starting point is 00:46:09 Australia is a shill and I don't think new new fucking South Africa is a show why are you talking at us what what I'm talking about is like your comics coming here shiting on our country when their country's on fucking fire I do think Australia is a little bit of a police state I think they test things they like to do here in Australia all the guns got the gun buyback hello the guns got taken away yeah and the COVID stuff is insane like if you saw that video of that woman like she started live streaming while her kids are being taken out of the house for a post Facebook post yeah and they're doing not you see it's the same cop

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Starting point is 00:49:12 That's not what's going on. That's not what's going to, we knew thrown. So it's like, we knew, it you take the same thing you knew last year Which is that they're gonna amplify everything and apply that to what's currently happening? I mean that makes sense right? Unfortunately so many people just folded and that was what really made me said in March April is just how many people? It's just how many people completely acquies I saw this meme it said if the media backs your movement your movement is shit. Yeah. Hey, but in the beginning it was a little scary. China had people falling over. Literally, I don't know where.

Starting point is 00:49:50 I heard that was bullshit. It is bullshit. It is bullshit. When I watched those videos, I was like, oh yeah. Oh yeah, oh yeah. I'm embarrassed to leave your shoes outside? I said, you know, handed through the door, around the door. Oh, God.

Starting point is 00:50:10 But, I know, I was, I'm still quite embarrassed about that. I'm a fucking germ freak. I wash my, I don't touch doorknobs. I fucking watch my phone. thing if you if the how many times does your boyfriend have to beat your ass before you finally leave and you stop believing the bullshit all right people are like battered women they're just constantly making excuses for the people that are lying to them every fucking day it's it's fucking ridiculous now did anyone else here this it's not even a rumor I think James Wood tweeted it but it's so believable they're like here's what's gonna have because there's no way they're gonna let Biden debate there's no way and and that's another thing

Starting point is 00:50:45 that gets me about Pelosi how she how dumb do they think we are the way she's like there's no way he shouldn't lower himself to debate the president with her high fucking twitching it's like just don't think we're to try the debate but I heard again would thi thwea th again again would th again would th would th th the would the would the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they they they they they they they the they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thee they're come down with COVID and he's not gonna be able to do the debates and then you see what is going and then a week before, oh a week before the election or two weeks whatever he's valiantly better. What an American here the guy fought off COVID and did anyone see that clip this over I'm already thinking like they were showing him you know probably when he was saying Edison didn't invent the light bulb or something insane. Um, um, he, they showed like his hand like he had this awful bruise on his hand from like a blood tranfusion. They probably took the blood, they're putting COVID in it now.

Starting point is 00:51:32 They're getting all fucking ready. What if they knock him off and just give it to Camela Harris? Oh, oh, Camil. Yeah, no, no, somebody said that once on on Tucker. I like saying Tucker All right, the average age of most these people that govern us are what, 70? Yeah, I want you to think in your life of a 70 year old person. Do you give a fuck about anything they think? No. And it's what it's one of the big problems because the next warfare, like the whole battle ground is digital. It's all about capturing infrastructure infrastructure. the infrastructure. the infrastructure. the infrastructure. the infrastructure. the infrastructure. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the whole. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the whole. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the the. I the the the the the the the the the the the the theeeeea. the. the. the. software-based technologies and they don't know anything about that. So you said the average age of people dying is what in the 80s? I heard 80 of COVID.

Starting point is 00:52:11 I have a little six-year-old nephew. He's the only person I care about. Your Nana, your Nana, I'll wear them like bullying balls and throwing. If it means that my nephew gets to live in a world. Between the way he talks and Sam talks, that was poetry. We need, we need off the Red Ryan. Our grandparents and killing them with a volcano and I, it was poetry. I'll be on gas digital soon, don't worry. I'm back over here.

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Starting point is 00:56:21 Hey, so they say this has a 2% chance of fatality, right? 2% chance, is that what they're gonna call us? The 2% are we gonna be like- They even flip 1%? 1% from Buddhism is like, it just takes 1% to change the way the masses think. They flipped that now, so now we hate the 1% it's really a powerful thing that's why I think they went after like Rogin because he's got way more than 1% they went after Rogan oh yeah I heard John Coomia actually is it Cumia or is it I didn't I didn't hear you on there though call back you were talking about you were talking about the fact that you think that some of these me two things the cal and the thin thal thal thals thin. thin. thin. thin. I I I I I I I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they. they. they. they're they're thi. they're the. the. they're the. the. the. the. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're two things the Callan the Delia thing you think this is going after Rogan's buddies because they can't get to him directly? That's my god-dons truth.

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Starting point is 01:02:20 I got somebody. . Someone to do a press tam. What is happening to the world of comedy? I mean, we talked about a little bit of that stuff, but they're people are dispersing? Oh, leaving LA? I think they're just going to do it, and they're all going to come back. Do you understand that's part of it? I don't think so. It's part of my conspiracy. It's a fact. It's not acute, laughter, laughter's a laughter is is is is is is is is tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, thuett is thuica, thuic saa, thuic saa, thuic saa, thuicine, thu-a, thu-a, thu-a, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. people thi. People, thi. People, thi. People, thi. People, thi. People, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi from the inside. It physically relieves anxiety, releases endorphins, relieve stress. It's a fact. Fuck hydrochloroquy. Yeah, yeah. Oh, don't even get me started on fucking that.

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Starting point is 01:03:32 thrown, that the fucking today, which again, thrown, you're trying to tell you. Are you out of your fucking mind? You're telling you have to take the vaccine. That's what they want. You're trying to tell me you have to take a chlorquin for the rest of your life? If you have lupus. If you have lupus. And it doesn't hurt you. And it doesn't hurt you. Well, Sam, remember that hydro cork and see what happens. Russian roulette is getting the vaccine made by Johnson and Johnson who had asbestos and their baby powder since the 50s. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:04:09 That's who you want to trust? No, I don't. Sam, remember the comic we know? Remember the comic we know I think he talked about it? I think he took. Yeah, so he? Sam. Depends on what the doctor should tell him. Okay, so this doctor, so this comment goes. Did he talk about it?

Starting point is 01:04:29 Did he talk about it on the show? Going to a clinic to get a test, right? Right. To get the doctor left, they would have been like, no, if you were said Democrat, they're like, oh we got no. And then that's a good thing he was there and he realized he's like getting him on shit. And then he goes, what the fuck does that to do with any? He goes, give me what works? And he goes, okay, I'm gonna give you a haduxicalograd. so obtuse? That's all I can keep saying. I love obtuse. Dude, did you call me obtuse? A right angle?

Starting point is 01:05:07 The comedy world dispersing from LA, I think, is it's not going to come back because people realize they can make more money online anyway if they have any kind of serious following or patron. It's like working from home. Like a lot of people should have been working home from home a long time ago. then this was the catalyst to make it happen. Comics who leave, they're just going to work on their patron, their YouTube, this and that and it's kind of sad because I like living two hours from LA coming up here and seeing killers. They'll all come back. I was talking to Josh Adam Myers yesterday and he goes,think of it where do you stand on the whole fucking altitur fucking Seinfeld thing like he says New

Starting point is 01:05:46 York's dead Seinfeld sent an email from the Hampton saying he loves New York where do you hold on fucking so say that again oh god damn he's such a maggot what an absolute maggot oh what an absolute maggot you can't do I don't care. You drop all of it. You saw my face the second I said it. I'm like, God damn it. And you just walked more black people.

Starting point is 01:06:11 He knows, more black people. Well, where are they getting all these TV sets? This is incredible. Are there any TV sets left in this place? I've got money on the clippers. They lost. God damn. You haven't heard about this, Sam? It's Jan's all two turn. You haven't heard about the millionaire beef in New York going on right now?

Starting point is 01:06:30 So, so I know a sign felt said it's coming back, but what it, what? Oh, all that you're basically. Oh, yeah, I saw that. He said, Newthis is a, because it always comes back. He's like, here's why it's not coming back this time. It's what we've been talking about. And he said, bandwidth. He's like, people now know they can do Zoom meetings to him anywhere. Why am I paying all this rent on a New York building?

Starting point is 01:06:54 And he's right. He writes this, it reminded me of Stern, who I loved. And Howard Stern should be able to cut his nails on the air for three hours, and people should thank him for changing radio. But now he's just become that old cranky. I'm a, he's, he's, he's posse. I'm a millionaire. I'm just, everyone just waited out. What the fuck? And that's, the hamstons and say it's coming back. Gina, let's talk. I like- I'm gonna say the effort to shut him up.

Starting point is 01:07:26 I, my, my thing with Seinfeld, the reason I like Seinfeld, because I know Seinfeld is Seinfeld. 100% right. He's not one of these, you know, on anything like that. But the point is that people who are suffering don't want to hear his opinion about New York City. Let's, I mean, dude, what is Seinfeld done since that? You don't have to do anything. I agree. I agree.

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Starting point is 01:08:12 That might be the way. Great, this might be the way. This might be our way. I like free breathers. Get off so we can make it heat. This guy's a god damn poet. You're a borderline retarded. I gotta give that up to Transmala from New Vegas. That's he's a free breather. He walks around all day long he free breeze. Wow. What is yeah?

Starting point is 01:08:34 We're right now. We're driving people who are basically about to make out. No we're doing great. I want to say that word. I want to say that F word. We're 100%ers. We're 100%ers. Why do you worry? Why do you worry too much? Because you scream out. There's 90 conversations.

Starting point is 01:08:55 And everyone's picking up on their own little frequency. Yeah, dude. Okay, well, my an asshole. You invite us here. You don't want us to talk. Just I want to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be you to talk, just I want to be able to hear everybody. Everyone hears everyone. That's, you're all free breathers. What are we?

Starting point is 01:09:10 Freigh breathes. Free breathers is great. This should be titled, the free breather. The free breather. I like finger grandma and a volcano. I like that for this. What is the about that? She completely agreed with you about fat boy Jim Jeffrey. Yeah, I mean like Jim Jeffrey's big league me here one time So I'm waiting for that to happen. What is big league to me?

Starting point is 01:09:31 Like acted like what do you mean? You don't know big league? I never I never saw a little big league. It's a it's a form of bubble gum and it's really great and you get it. Whoa! Whoa! But he bigly go. And I'm just like I'm ready to, like I'm ready to punch people and faces. So it's like that's kind of how I feel about the whole thing. I just hate all those foreigners coming here and acting like this is the worst place.

Starting point is 01:09:56 Don't go. Leave. Leave. Leave. Leave. Well I've your play and listen Australia's great. What's going on Australia is super tragic right now What's going on in? Dude, South Africa man, the the it's chaos white farmers are getting out just destroy I mean, it's like chaos and we They're over here telling us, oh, you guys are meanies because you don't represent you don't believe in 90 genders. It's just like get of here man you know there is an old phrase of a kid who's ostracized from the village will burn it down just to feel some warmth yeah and I so think that's what's going on right now like a lot of millennials and people what they're really mad about is their economic opportunities there you know the fact

Starting point is 01:10:41 the fact that we were coming of age in 2008 first off college was so expensive Yeah, all of us. Oh millennial welfare This guy got a lot of millennials though college was obviously a rip off you were sold a lie Then 2008 happened and the economy imploded now you're dealing with COVID. It's like a lot of these people just feel like fuck it let's burn it all down. I don't give a fuck. Do they also hate their fathers, and they they also they also they also they also they also they also they also also also also also also also also also also also also they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their their their their their th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their fathers and that's why they're burning down and everything that reminds me of their fathers.

Starting point is 01:11:08 They're in debt. They got an art degree and they're working and they're serving at fucking beaches. We're watching. You know, dude, as much as people can hate Trump and I get it, but man, we've seen so much fucking ancient institutions just crumbling. And not that he, but whatever he is, he's a reflection of that. Nobody likes the news, people hate the two party system. Ah, fucking, all these tech companies have been exposed for whatever. So what I, you know, somebody's saying,

Starting point is 01:11:40 what you want to say about her and her, do you see her whole tweet basically saying she was CIA and that they were using her for MK ultra shit but yeah yeah I just don't see a lot of indications that trup is even a nice person I mean he's stiffed a lot of his poor contractors over the billionaire of course he's not a nice oh he said it in the last when he was running for president in 2016 in the in the whatever against other Republicans he he th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. thi. thi. the. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they's they's they's they's they's they they they they they they they they they they they they're. they're. they're. they're. they're they're. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're thi. thi. the. the. the. the. thee. theeeeeee. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they in the in the whatever the against other Republicans he had the best line though and that's when they're like they're trying to pull shit on him like well didn't you hire illegal Mexicans for your business and pay them and he's like I'm the only one on this platform that's ever signed the front of a check it's like you win you fucking win that's that's that's look the that look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look the the the the the the the the th you th you thus the thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thu. thu. thu. thi. thi. thi. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. th thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. they're they're they're the. they're they're they're they're they're thee. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're the. It's broken. Turn, this is what I said when Trump got elected and I don't, I don't even vote, I don't care, but here's the thing. I'm going to register to vote New York and

Starting point is 01:12:28 I'm going to say this and vote for Biden because let me tell you something. New York's blue. You might as well vote for Biden too. So when Trump goes and he will just's like they, the republic, the Democrats, it was, when Trump got elected, the simple fact was, the system's broken, okay? True. And the system's broken, okay? So let's just tear it down and we'll start with Trump and you have four years to fix it. And I'm asking you, not tell you, am I wrong to think? Not only did they screw Bernie Sanders in 2016 and give it to Hillary Clinton. They had four years to work on this and all they've been doing is throwing a tantrum about 2016. So much so that they fucked it up more this year. That's what makes me think that this is what they want to happen. Because I think the elections. They maybe want Trump to win. I think so. I think they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. I mean the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I mean thrown thrown the. I the. I the. I the. I the. T the. T the. T. T. T. the. T. T. T. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thrown the throwne the the an ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta tha ta tthought this podcast people to make decisions. Yeah, above the Democrats. They could be the general, the Washington General.

Starting point is 01:13:26 Sure, it could be the Washington generals throwing the fight to the Harlem Globetrotters. Ah, the generals were due. Grab the ball. He's spinning on his finger. Ah, my whole. He was using a ladder. He was using a ladder. He does all the come on over here Johnny Johnny Johnny Bencourt

Starting point is 01:13:48 Another long guy who does all the for the records all the editing all the Timful hack quick hits and Johnny so crazy he's the only one who moves to LA when everybody else is leaving so welcome Johnny you've been here two weeks and you're already at the comedy store you're winning thank you yeah it's great to be here I traveled across the country with my baby and life yeah during the pandemic she died where did you come from what did you come from no she did dude dude dude to stop kid's... We got an all comic care. Wow, that was good. He almost started crying!

Starting point is 01:14:29 God, I am it! I'm almost along with my... Dude, that was great, dude. You're a bookieces. Jesus Christ! No, but it's great because tonight me and my wife get to go out. We got a babysitter for the first time. How great is that? Yeah, we did too. We have a babysitter too. So wait, you got a babysitter for the first time. Yeah, the babysitter is the one who killed the baby.

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Starting point is 01:15:15 But yeah, we travelvel across the country. Definitely. Okay, we're waiting for the joke. Is that real? That's something about. We left our baby at a rest stop. He's dead. Yeah. I was like, where's this one fucking going? This one's not going anywhere. I'm sure your wife is enjoying your dead baby material.

Starting point is 01:15:38 Did you really have to say that? Where does this go when we put when weto like grow up and be like why did dad do dead baby jokes about fucking me um as his kid in 15 years we'll be watching this yeah I mean what's yeah dude it's kind of crazy like we we grew up I'm much older than you you know Gino and I are about the same age we had the you know cable just started and they just needed shit to fill so we get like a loose seal ball three stooges and then we get like the Brady bunch and nobody gets any of that shit like no dude something for five years ago like

Starting point is 01:16:16 how many people right now are watching breaking bad like watching reruns break back I don't see anybody talking about it anymore. I've watched it three times I just started it like two weeks ago. It's so good. It's so good. I've not even joking it's again right. I watched it three times like the first episode it's like the first episode. I watched better call soul because I love that. And I'm that's the Sopranos, it's great, but I think Breaking Bad is better. But my opinion, not trying to win an argument. There's something about television shows

Starting point is 01:16:51 that have regular looking people in it, that resonate with people over these like, let's make supermodels act, say lines. Because they can't, I remember there was an actress on a CSI Miami and she couldn't act but she was so incredibly good looking. It didn't matter. And for a short time Netflix is doing that where they'd have this amazing show and they would just have one beyond smoke show who couldn't act but she was so good looking she was right there and I think getting back to what you were talking about and some what you're talking about we are entering a place where

Starting point is 01:17:27 it's either you have enough talent to get people to follow you and I call it the Elvis factor like I couldn't I not that I have a big following at all but you know it's like I used to watch my friends dick okay and I don't I don't we had an oh yeah that's the thing I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th th th I th th I th th thin I thin I thin I th thin I th th th th th the the the the the th the the the the to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thing I want to talk to this guy about. Oh, at your house? Yeah. So I'm sitting there. I don't know, I heard about this. My first, my first relative, my cousin Nina Skelzo, the first relative that could make it out and see my babies. She comes out and see my babies. It's the first relative. I'm so excited. I have a relative in my house tha tha tha tha tha. I'm tha. I'm thi thi. I'm thi. I'm so thi. I'm so thi. I'm so tho. I'm so tho. I'm tho. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm tho. I'm tho. I don't thi. I'm tho. I'm tho. I'm th. I'm th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I th. I'm th. I don't. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I don't. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thee. I'm the. I'm thoooooooo. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I relative. I'm so excited. I have a relative in my house. See my children and we just start talking daughters And I go it's kind of crazy all these guys had All these comics had female daughters like yeah

Starting point is 01:18:13 Because they have little dicks. I go what he goes. Yeah, dude like and then he starts talking to me about the science of doggy style Here we go with my cousin sitting right there So if you have a big dig you can do dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog. that. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to daughters daughters daughters daughters daughters daughters daughters daughters daughters daughters daughters daughters daughters daughters daughters daughters daughters daughters daughters daughters daughters daughters daughters daughters. to do daughters. to do daughters. do daughters. do daughters. do daughters. do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. to. that. to. to. to. to. to. I. to. With my cousin sitting right there. So if you have a big dig you can do doggy style and that gives you a boy. I don't know what I do. Yes. What is the technique? That's what hurt me? That's what hurt me? That's what? Supposedly? Supposedly? Supposedly. Supposedly. Right it. People. People. Right. People. If I want a boy. the boy. What do I want a boy. Boy. Boy. Boy. What a boy. What a boy. to boy. to boy. the boy. to boy. the boy. to boy. the boy. the boy. to the boy. the boy. to. the boy. the boy. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. What to. the boy. What. What the boy. What the boy. What to. What is. What. What. What. What. What. What. I. What. I. I. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What to. What to. What the boy. the boy. the boy. the boy. the. the. the. the. I. the. the. the. the. the. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. the. the. I. the. the. I. I. the. I. the. your dick's not big enough. You go to way. Hello. Say, hey, hey, the... You go to Wayfair.com if you need a boy.

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Starting point is 01:19:35 This is a crazy year to have kids though. Were they born before? They were born in a seven seven. Seven months old. Oh today they are seven months old daddy Did you allowed in the hospital? Yes, our masks and what's so funny is because my picture with them is being a mask because? Because they just given birth Martha just gave birth so I have the picture and I'm holding them the tiny, but we got really lucky because Right after that the catcher's mask. He delivered them Da da da da da da da da da da da. You saw the whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole. You the whole. You the whole. the whole. the whole. the whole. the whole. the whole. the whole. the whole. the whole. the whole. the whole. the whole. the whole. the whole. the whole. the whole. the whole. the whole. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the them Dada tada da da da da da da man It's all the thing you saw it what you saw the whole works Yeah, I mean I didn't want to go on that side I kind of wanted to sit where she was looking and we could see the head come out And it's like fuck that paid rent for the month I'm staying right I like and she fucking jack knives in the back and it's like she got surrounded like to fuck? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the he the the the he's he's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's things things things things things things toyoy toy toy toy toy toy things things things they's things they's things things they's they's the back. And it's like, she got surrounded like she'd robbed the bank and they were like, come out.

Starting point is 01:20:28 She got surround. She's like, fuck you'll cop us, I'm standing here. And she just jackknife. And I just saw like nine Asian doctors just all reaching their hands and trying to grab this kid to pull out. So they eventually get her out. I'm talking to my first baby, I look back, and they have like her, like, they're like, where does this part go? I'm like, okay, and I had to look the other way, man, but it was crazy. But we are the, you know what's the craziest thing? Is we were in, we were in birth class when we were already at the hospital,

Starting point is 01:20:58 when we were already at the hospital. My biggest fear was have to grab everything throwing what she's gonna She wanted to go to this certain hospital on the other side of LA so I was always fearful that we were gonna make it and I was gonna have to deliver them you couldn't get birth to them I get it what a crazy year to He does law in his free time does law how the vaccination thing go oh is that too personal oh oh she laughed you know oh she laughed you heard that that that that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th is th is th is th is th is th is th is the th is the th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is the is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th law. How'd the vaccination thing go? Oh, is that too personal? Oh, she laughed. You hear that? The feds might be watching. We are. You're getting them vaccinated, right? We are, we are trick-a-dating. COVID only. Why is everybody looking? No problem, like, like, they said, the Bakersfields doctor said it. Like when a kid's born, You sit there and you don't you you wrap. You're like, here, go get him, go expose yourself to things. I have no problem with getting young kids vaccinated. I don't, I'm just saying that out loud because I don't have kids. It's not my problem.

Starting point is 01:21:52 When you get born, bro, they want to hit you with a Hep B shot. Yeah, they're a hea shot. drug fucking fucking shot you can say gay party have can't say maggot hey did they ask to chip the girls no they didn't what they know it's against a law not to get your kids vaccinated so you got to find loopholes if you don't want to vaccinate your kids dead what are you fucking no talk about my kid like why do you think he's dead long gone you miss I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I was to go you to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the to to the to to the to the to the to the the to the to to to the to to the the to to the to the the the the to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th the the the the the the the try try the the the the the the the the the the the the thi the th saying, Christ, what's happened to this show? He was vaccinated, that's what did it? Go on, go on. But you gotta find loopholes, you said you're gonna trick a day

Starting point is 01:22:30 or something like that. No one wants to vaccinate their kids. Who the fuck wants to give their kids these things? Well, there's some people that their think, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, the, the, the, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th... they. to to to tho, to to to to to to they. tho, go, go, go, go, go, they. they. they. Go, go, go, go. three shots they're like hitting you with like 90 shots and and none of these none of these things have been you can even make an argument that a lot of them haven't been tested in isolation but they definitely have not been tested together there are no studies that show thee that. So, you know, wanna protect your kids? Shoot them up. Our pediatrician didn't even know what the fuck was in the shots. I asked her every question. I even asked her about COVID.

Starting point is 01:23:09 She's like, actually, it's only affecting obese people and it's not affecting children. Just recently, our new pediatrician said, we haven't seen one case with one child. their to be wrong. Doctors are wonderful. You should listen to them. But doctors, they're just like a lot of these people that go, they just went far in school and they just were able to regurgitate information. So they're just regurgitating what they're told, which is the whole problem here.

Starting point is 01:23:41 The Rockefellers, the elites, they control the system. So unless the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the whole problem here. The Rockefellers, the elites, they control the system. So unless you regurgitate the information they want, good luck on getting a degree. It's just the way it is. The fact, listen, everyone's like, ultra-scientists, okay, they're fucking, let's say their research. Don't ask what the research was. I want to know who funded that research. Yes.

Starting point is 01:24:05 Who funded it? And I hate how people say, oh you're a conspiracy theor so you don't believe in science? It's like science is a method. It's not a conclusion necessarily. So yeah and if science was just something that was completely neutral to opinions, it wouldn't be funded by a bunch of corporations. It wouldn't be paid.

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