Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #376: Mother Of All Truth Bombs #5 Live From The Comedy Store

Episode Date: October 5, 2020

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Timfoil Hap. Oh, what the fuck are you guys even talking about? Global controls will have to be imposed. And a world governing body will be created to enforce them. Welcome to Tinfoil Haas. We go deep, home boy. Aaron, open your mic. Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere.

That's some interdimensional idea. Wake up, Aaron. This is only the beginning. There's, you just blew my mind. Are you ready to get your mind done? You just blew my mind. I killed Epstein shirt and I'm like, well that's one person that likes my show. I'm like, hey, was it Hillary? No, no, no, no, he's wearing our shirt, dude. That's, okay. so I decide to

bite him please welcome from the swarm of Colin everybody calm what's your last thing do you want them to know buckling there unless you're in Antifa then no I don't want you okay so Colin's great because Colin just showed up and got colon's gonna be watching like the showtime special and be like I performed there it's not a big deal. I just showed up and they just threw me on stage. You know, and sit in the back is young Hope enjoying the show quietly in the back. Hope, what do you do for a living? She gives hope. There we go. All right, Hope got a little quiet like somebody might find out some danger

or something like that. Guys, thanks coming in. A couple announcements real quick. Today is a huge day. Today tomorrow is a very big day here at the comedy store. You are here on a historical night. Because one of our very own nurtured, started as a bartender here, encouraged to go on stage because she was so fucking funny, today is going to be her first night on Saturday Night Live. It's Punky Johnson, comedy stores own, Punky Johnson will be live on Saturday Night Live for the first time. And I'm gonna tell you so, I've been doing comedy for 25 years. All of a sudden, the lady's vagina's just snapshot like bear trap.

You're like, okay, that's a little too much. But listen, I've been doing comedy for a very long time. I knew Punky was gonna be a star right from the start. She buried me a couple times. It's very hard for this guy to fall smooth black, and she crushed. And I couldn't be happier. Punky Johnson, like, you can always tell when someone's going to work and someone's going to blow up.

You can always tell it. She checks all the boxes for what Holly was looking at. But the box she checks checks th checks th checks checks checks checks checks checks checks checks checks checks checks checks checks the most checks the most checks box he checks the most is that she's a fucking cold-blooded assassin. She's so fucking funny. I had a show that myself and another comic Josh Nasser created and we wanted the host to be Tim, Tony Hinchcliffe and his sidekick beat Punky Johnson. We meet with these suits, and they could not be more LA typical suits, right? Tolo LA elitist suits.

I go off for a little while. I come back two seconds. Punky Johnson is talking to these super lily white executives about smoking crack and what she used to do when she smoked crack and that's why I go oh this chick is gonna be fucking huge because she's fucking fearless now if I would have been like yeah that I used to do coke you'd see their face turn please be professional I don't think we'd be surprised Sam though. Well, I mean it's kind of my moniker So that's it. So that's a big thing the second big thing is that tomorrow night On Showtime at 10 a.m. Is going to be a giant docu. You series on showtime about the history of the comedy store. It is a it was a five-part series that was going to be four and now went back to five after? so. So. So?? So. So. So, so? So, so th. So, so th. So, so th. So, so th. So, so th. So th. So th. So th. So, so th. So, so that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. So that's th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So that's that's th. So that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the th. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. of the comedy store. It is a it was it's a five-part series that was going to be four and now went back to five after some talking to some

egos and filmed it all is it all done all filmed. Cool. It's going to be about the comedy store. Yeah. I was here a couple times you were filming you got your show right. I think they got a couple shots of comedy chaos. Yeah. The most important... dude let me tell you, at the height of comedy chaos's power, we had sold out like 69, 70 episodes, I mean 70 shows in a row and it was the number one comedy show at the number one comedy club in the world. So what does that make it? That's where you guys go number one show in the number one comedy show at the number one comedy club in the world. So does that make it? So you guys go number one show in the world number one show in the world There we go Colin gets it

Colin gets it So that's where we're at. That's enough talk so tomorrow night Sunday 10 p.m. Comedy store is going to be on show time and it's going to be fucking phenomenal phenomenal going to be on showtime and it's going to be fucking phenomenal. I'm tuning in baby. How many of the millionaire comedians are going to get fucking condos across the street? Probably already have them reserved. Right? I mean, hey, hey, everybody's the comedy store. Can we create, like at the staple center, there's tunnels that connect them to the hotel? They're already there. Yeah, so can we get th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi everybody thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to their they. they. thoom. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their their. their their. their their their their their. thi. thi. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. tunnels that connect them to the hotel. They're already there. Yeah. So can we get some tunnels? That's where the child trafficking. Hey, sometimes they cross streams.

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reptilians. Look at him and you're just swinging game at two Swedish chicks. They don't look like they know tool. Are they Swedish? No, they don't know too. That's what I was going to ask him. They go out there and ask him. Big Cockady. No, no, that's Black Cockatty.

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like you said everybody's gonna be amped up about it but it's gonna be interesting to see what happens it's a win-win for Trump. Unless he dies, because either, well he's... I don't know, I haven't even taken hydroxaporoism. Is Trump dying in the most 2020 thing that could possibly happen? Or is aliens probing all of our butts? No, they're gonna make his clone, they're gonna make his clone die. He used to be around. It's a win-win for him. If he, if he, if he, Sernovich just wrote this, I thought it was great. It's a lose-lose for the media because if they play up the dangers of COVID and he comes

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So think of like, the Guardian Angels in New York, they were like a militia, because the crime was so out of whack in New York that the citizens got together and they were policing. the subways and the streets. So the proud boys were, was a joke group that started from Gavin McGinnis, who found advice, by the way, a lot of people don't know that, and it was a joke, and it was more of kind of a- He said some weird Zionist shit that made me uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah, he did a lot of satirical bits, and a lot of people like to pull his shit out of context. about Jews. It was a joke. He was he was. No, no, no, no. Pro Zionist stuff. That makes me uncomfortable.

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The cops came, Antifa told the cops, fuck off pigs. They left, they arrested two proud boys who are in jail for four years, one of which is married to a black woman who has black kids and anytime every time that the reporters came in to interview this guy who's married to a black woman his wife was there anytime the wife was there cameras were down soon as she leaves shush chush shhh dude the fucking press is responsible for all this division they have blood on their hands no for sure and here's what I want to talk about because there's a lot of people and by their hands. No for sure. And here's what I want to talk about. Because there's a lot of people. And by the way, any comments? You don't have to. I have so many comments. Especially when it comes to like the whole BLM thing. I feel like that's just that whole movement got hijacked. For sure.

Like it was for sure supposed to be about. Yeah. Yeah. Because that's one of those things that's sponsored by what's his fuck sorrows. Yeah, when you do the research. That's a great way describe him by the way, what's his fuck? No, that is. He's a piece of shit. You know, I've been calling him out a lot. We had an NBA super. He's a great player, dude. I mean, here's the thing about the NBA. beyond elite. 420 people out of 7 billion people. That's how good you are, you know? And they have Terence Ross on and he asked who is who is George Soros and I told him, dude.

It's like the dude's a scumbag and they try to make it an anti-Semitic thing. But the truth of matter is he hates Israel. He's trying to destroy it. He hates every... He hates Israel. He's banned in Israel. They don't like him in Israel. He doesn't... He doesn't practice Judaism. He openly admits to hunting down Jews during World War II. So stop with the anti-Semitism because you're on his fucking payroll. Well, it's the whole thing, it's the distraction, what we were talking about before. Don't worry about fucking your burning cities, worry about these guys that are basically, you know, the militia for for America, for Western culture. Yeah, especially when Antifa is the one going around fucking shit up.

You see, there's videos of, of, during the protest, people, Antifa associates going up to black guys and going, giving the money and go like, yeah, just go and fuck shit up. How about the pallets of bricks that that that that that that that that th. That th. That th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the their, th. their, th. th. the the th. th. the the th. th. the the th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. tha. tha. thea. tha. tha. they's like yeah, just go and fuck shit up How about how about the pallets of bricks that were just showing up in these cities Real quick shout out to one of my favorite people now Cheney The conspiracy chicken on Instagram she says Sam Tripoli's the America's got talent of weirdos who studies crazy shit dude. She is so fucking shit dude she is so fucking funny I love having her on my show she is so fucking funny just go to go to try to find it just

go to Twitter dude and do that yeah here's a thing dude what a great way to destroy a movement by infiltrating it and putting witches do you're drunk no I just did that thi to this by infiltrating it and putting witches. Dude, are you drunk? No, I just did that. Okay. Slander Red Bull, man. By putting witches in and basically giving people reason not to want to hear what

BLM, the original BLM, which was Black Eyes Matter 2 as well, you know and you hijack it and you then you like just pour in all these rich white kids and that's the biggest problem we have here you know it's like when a Unabomber talked about this and Malcolm X talked about this right he was like the white rich liberal is the most destructive force ought to this country limousine liberals because what they're going to do is they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're going they're they're the they're their their their their their their their their their to to to their to to to to to to to to to to to to their. to to to to toe. toe. I toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. their. their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their their their their their their their their their their their treck. I just. I just. I'm. I just. tre. I just. their. their. their. I just just just. I just. I just. I'm just. I'm just. the most destructive force to this country. Limousine liberals. Because what they're going to do is they're going to infiltrate and hijack the liberal movement. And it's all going to be from a place that isn't authentic,

isn't real. And they're basically, they basically act like they care for everybody. They want diversity. But in reality, they feel bad for these people. They look down on their. They, they. They're, they, they, they, they, they, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, they, they, they, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they, they're they're th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, thoooooo, thooo, thooooo, thoooooooooooo. tha, thooo. they're the. for everybody, they want diversity, but in reality they feel bad for these people. They look down on them, they're like, oh poor this, poor that. You know, we talk about it all the time on the show. It's like the reason they're like violence is never the answer and oh political correctness, we've got to be politically correct because we hurt people's feelings is because

they're so insulated from all every real-world problem that the only thing affects them is a punch in the face and words. That's that's actually something I've been I've been reading up on like something I looked into like so we're talking about BLM getting infiltrated by by the liberals right something that rang crazy to me was that FBI try doing the same thing to the the the liberals, right? Something that rang crazy to me was that FBI tried doing the same thing to the Ku Klux Klan, and the FBI members that ended up infiltrating the KKK actually ended up getting converted to the KKK.

So now you essentially have KKK members in the FBI, and then even neo-Nazis, they adopted the whole like, oh, well, we see that we're the enemy if we shave our heads and wore our boots. So what we did was we let our hair grow out and then we started getting jobs as police officers. And then that's pretty much how we end up in the state. We're like, a lot of police officers, not, well, well, here in California and other states, they end up being racist shitbags.

Yeah, all of them. And here's the thing, dude. Like, it's a pretty simple man, when you talk about cops, and what we talk, hold on, and hold on, and what we'll get into reading the funniest comments, is, listen, good luck, good luck with law, fuking, luck people fucking showing kindness and love together to each other without law, without order. It's just the truth. But we also have to go when cops act out of line and do some bullshit,

like Rampart here. They ran a gang. What's it, Valencia? I don't even know the name of the fucking the police union that's like had a secret cult where they had ritual murders. They would, they would celebrate every time they killed somebody. Like that, the union, dude, I love unions up until it gets too powerful. And the police union affects laws. They don't allow us to have common sense, drug laws because their union affects laws. They don't allow us to have common sense drug laws because their fucking budget will go down. Sam, you're talking about common-scent drug laws, what about fucking Biden's 94 crime bill?

Dude I felt like you asked that question like this was a PSA from 1985. No, but hey guys! What about Biden's crime bill? Like, here's a thing. Hope how you doing back there? Is he getting uncomfortable? You're talking about the unions. Yeah, I get it. The unions, and the unions kind of like,

look at the teachers unions. I mean, that's the worst thing for fucking teaching because you can't refire a teacher. That's why charter schools are so great. But the problem with the institutionalized black man of America was a 94 crime bill. That's why it blows my mind when I have black friends, when I have two black friends are talking about they want to vote for Biden. I the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their thoe. I I thoes, I thoes, I'm thoes, I'm thoes, I thoes, I'm, I'm, I'm, thoes, thoes, thoes, thae, thae, thae, thae, thae, thae, thae, thae, thae, together, together, together, together, together, together, together, together, together, together, together, together, together, tod.. todu. today, today, today, tha, thauu. thauu. thauuuuu. thauuaugh, thau. thaua, thauaugh, thauilea, thauilea, thau. When I have two black friends are talking about they want to vote for Biden, I'm arguing with a guy from high school that I know, I'm like, dude, this is the most racist ticket

we've had since. I mean, dude, Camille Harris has been awful. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. He comes on the breakfast club and says, behind I don't get it I don't get it because they don't teach us what do you think of what do your thoughts on Camilla Harris I don't know too much about her but from what I what I did read about her is that she is responsible for having a lot of black men that

didn't commit violent crimes behind bars. He's locked up more black people than anyone in the history of... And didn't want to get a guy off death row. She had the DNA that said he didn't do it. Because she didn't want to ruin her record. I mean, this woman is a fucking sociopath straight up. And I'm quoting Michael Ballet, a town bike by the way. their cai-Cah-Cah-C, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, and I tho, and I tho, and I tho, and I tho, and I tho, and I tho, and I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to-a, and to-a, and to-a, and th. And, and thi, and tho, and tho, and tho, and tho, and tho, and tho, and tho, and tho-s.. And, and the the the the the thin, the the the the the the the the thin, the the the thin, the thin, and thilla Casting Couch Harris was her nickname growing up as well. Collin, your thoughts from big H. Town. Yeah, I just think, you know, I mean a lot of people are just voting for, you know, Biden Harris just because they hate Trump so much.

Dude, that's a great point. It's like a trap. It's just they, they are so tired of the mental... God, you're such a... you're just... Jesus Christ, dude. Go outside for a little while, go talk. I didn't say anything. I'm talking here, you're like, ugh. I didn't say a fucking word. I'm trying to save America and you're just like, dude.

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Thoughts real quick any thoughts on the show so far? Is she massage therapist? Hope they're not be coming back here. Hope when you massage therapy? Oh, where'd you guys meet?, Tinder. Tinder. Yeah, it worked once. Dude, if this is your first date, you're a G. How many dates you guys? We've been together with six months. Dude, you guys, I can tell you guys got that fresh couple smell, right? Don't ever bring a girl on a first date to your open mic or your, yeah, because it doesn't end well. I'm about to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get the the the the first to get the first the like why you doing reads on this because I messed

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We all know last election in October what happened? Call me email scandal. that change the direction of the election? Okay. So I could see something coming. Hi, hi guys. Thank you for coming. This is Tino. This is Colin. This is Tim.

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Are you really racist? You don't think they'd be like, I'm going to burn across in your name, but hit it right before that? But Sam, as a white woman, no, the mic is out. What? As a white woman, can I bang white cock? Well, you're a racist against white dick. So, I don't know, can you? You gotta find that unicorn. That's a nine-inch white fucking hog.

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calling your vagina the bubble the NBA bubble I love that. That's great no it, it's fine. Occasionally we like to hear Katie talk about her love of African-Americans. It's encouraged. Now when you make love to them, Katie, do you go, oh, make love to me, you dirty African-American? Do you get really politically correct when you talk to- How dirty is your dirty talk is what we want to know? the guys, please, thiii-I thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu. thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their love their love thu their love thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thi, thi, thi, thi, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. to to to to to to to to their love to to to know by guys please welcome my Mexican friends right here these two Mexican people that have offered to make love in front of us as we yell

out tips okay so you just assume their ethnicity yes am I right are you guys Mexicans of course Mexicans are the best I love everybody I do I love I love diversity dude they're weaponizing our diversity they want us all fight with each other when in reality we should just all fuck real Mexicans don don't like me because I don't speak Spanish. Well that means you're a coconut? Bocho they call me. Are you mad? Come on. Why you mean mugging my fucking two fans I have here? I'm looking at three fans. I'm looking at questions. I'm looking at questions. Any questions, Hope? Hope? Hope who's your favorite comic?

Tim? Outside of Tim. You love Whitney Cummings. I've known Whitney for a very long time. Very good person. Someone said about Black Cock Katie, that chick and her blown out clam Oh my god That is so rude you hope that openly was upset about that

Hope looks like she's reading the comments Katie please don't no no I'm done she because she looked at me and by the way I love your jeepers creepers hat Kady that's fucking great hat. I love that movie. You are so funny, dude. So Trump, 14 days, everybody's just talking about COVID, comes back. He gets it on the set, basically, he, does he announce on the first or the second? That was like three in the morning, bro. So it's on the second. Or is it the M? Yeah, it was like yesterday, which is the Mickey Mouse clock thing? Right, 10-2? Do you see that? Oh, on the Q shit? Oh, yeah.

Mickey Mouse said 10 and 2? And on the Tom Hink's picture? No. So, there was a Mickey Mouse meme put out on a Q post that had Mickey Mouse with his hands at 10 and 2. What does that mean? October 2nd? I mean I don't know I'm not a I'm not I'm not I'm not getting into the Q shit because people lose their fucking skulls and by the way dude the government a bunch of senators couldn't agree on COVID relief but they all decided to go vote and say that Q is it real. Yeah.

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That's the greatest Mexican name I've ever heard my life. Art. No, it's Atuor. Art. No, it's Agua man. Hey, do a toro, dude, that's something you make. that you make. Say my name.

No, so helicopters, yeah or nay? 100%? Okay. Okay, so you guys want to hear what happened in Houston? They were trying to take out a Saudi prince. They used it as cover and they wanted to lock down. Wait, you just said Houston. You're talking about Vegas, Vegas, yes, I said Vegas. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. We're talking about the ladies from Houston looking for coke right now.

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Anderson or something like that. He wanted to put all the security in these in these casinos like this super and he bought a business that okay. So what happened was the Saudi Prince was there they were tried to assassinate them they helicoptered them out and that's what happened there were shootings all over Vegas nobody ever talked about it different casinos were all over the place they wanted to be big but when it got out control they killed it and that's what happened it was an inside job again. The Wicked League dumped all the shit. Basically the shooter was FBI. John, are you quitting? I can just hear outside

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There's actually been more arrests under Trump. I know people are getting really weird about that. But dude, people don't realize the braffins? That's like hitting at the center of mega power, this mega group that's a huge arrest That's a huge arrest. I think something's gonna happen from here to the end of October Someone big's about the arrest you mean over arrested. Yeah, I think you see that thing that the truth about bar? He was talking about and it they were it looked like they were talking about Hillary Did you see that tweet fuck I saved I saved it. I mean, dude, that shit just dropped about her basically green lighting the Russian, the Russian thing, dude. Many, DC lawyers saying one of special counsel of Robert Mueller's prosecutors has flipped

and is now cooperating with the U.S. attorney John Durham's investigation into the origins of the Russian collusion investigation. A single name is being repeated developing. It's just like this this country's got Stockholm syndrome dog. People are getting upset about that. They don't realize that the bushes have been running shit. Everything got really bad under them from Reagan all the way to Obama and this is like the end of that clan dude and they get in they're getting upset yeah dude this is the end of an era and people are finding out shit they've seen the man behind the curtain listen trump is godzilla guys when you realize trump's Godzilla every Godzilla movie what does he do we, we're afraid of this monster.

Oh my God, this giant lizard just stepped on our friend crossing the street. Fuck that noise. Why is he killing Tokyo? I love Tokyo. Godzilla's the shit. And then what happens? At some point, we realize, fuck, there's a worst monster out there. And we need fucking Godzilla.

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drawn to alphas. That's why he won, that's why he beat Biden again. He is an alpha who alphaed a fucking old guy and you know even though that wasn't much of a challenge. But what the people who they just don't care about the 1994 crime bill. Like there's things that Joe Biden has passed that are directly related to why this country is in shambles. One is the 1994 crime bill. Two is free trade, NAFTA. Three is the Patriot Act. Those are three things that have caused major damage to this country, and his fingerprints he openly brags about it. There's video of him over.

And by the way, can you imagine if Trump had done the eulogy for an ex-KK for a KK guy that died, like the Cyclops or Grand Wizard, they called them, a bird? Fucking Biden gave the ulogy at a fucking KK guys funeral. Can you imagine if Trump had done that? I mean, we're in fucking Crazy Town. This is upside-down world. Why isn't that true? About more? Because it's the fucking mainstream media doesn't want you to know about it.

And you, because, because- Because, because- When you bring up anything that they don't want evil started three years ago? This country was perfect, nothing was wrong, and everything was working out until three years ago? And when evil showed up and just everything went to shit. I mean, it's just like... That's when it became racist. Yeah, that's when everything became... Do you know that Obama's a Bush? I know Obama led the most drone strikes ever. Yes. And you took us from two to five to to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to five to to to to to five to to to to to to to to to to to tooom? Nothing their their their their their their their their their their their their their tooom? toe? to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the to five to to to to to to to to thoooooooo. to the the the the the thooooooo. Nothing. the the most drone strikes ever. Yes, and you took us

from two to five wars without getting any approval from Congress. Started his administration in war, ended in war, got to Nobel Peace Prize. Is the first president to be war to war to day one to last day. Yeah, ran out of bombs. They ran out of bombs. I didn't know that it was possible for America to run out of bombs that. Yeah, so I think Trump, I think, do I think he has it? It's possible, but I've, I had COVID and it's literally nothing. It is nothing because we shared a fucking mask and I'm good. Yeah. He wore a mask. Oh, did you get it when you went onto that gig?

When I went, because we shared the mask before you left, because I was thinking about, I was like, when did we share that mask? And that was before you left? So you got it in, was it Wisconsin? Yeah, well, I was out and about. What you did, and dude, everybody, the, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,to say and did you do the night let me just put this everybody got tested did you do the HCQ no why not because I'm a

grown ass man and I just fucking waited two days and guess what didn't shop do it and I like cleared up in like three days yeah but I was like dude I'm just gonna ride this shit oh that's right you're tougher than a UFC fighter named Brennan Trump. Okay Dude, I've been eating ass since 1978. Okay, I'm fine No, no, dude. No, okay. There we go. I feel like he got eating ass is the cure to COVID. I think it makes you do do black people eat butt? I eat butt. Okay, dude. You know what I love? Who's a fucking unicorn over here? Who's a fucking... Good for you, Hope, good for you. Who eats ass and love cellulite?

Hey, stop! Okay? My man, a torole! That guy just, I love it. You look like you make love like your sonicthe Hedgehog. You just get in there and wreck shop. Right? Dude, this guy, you look like you just ball up and wreck. It looks like Irvay Villages. Oh, Mike, I'm sorry for that.

That's a deep cut, bro. That's a deep cut, come on. That is a deep, that's a deep, that's a ta- That's a the show. Do you, do you dislike Mexicans who don't speak Spanish? Ah, you're my mess. She doesn't. She does, but he likes it.

Yeah, we're cool. Yeah, we're cool. He's just chilling. Hey, what do you think about Trump getting the coronavirus 33 days before? Oh, Oh, the the they they they they they they they they they they're, they're, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi thii thi thii thi thii to thi to thi thi thi thi,... Oh my God! There it is! 33 days before! Dude, are you guys into that like, all that like, numerology? Jewish numerology, what is it? What's it called?

When you had Gimantria's guy on? Are you guys into Gmontria? White girls from Houston, you into Jemantria? You into like Hebrew numbers equal words she's like yeah do you do it do you know Jamantria I'm gonna assume you said fuck yeah fuck yeah see dude I believe in I believe in Jamantria I don't want to get into it because it's just like I don't want to think everything is numbers I want to believe we have some free will right I feel like everything is numbers I do want to believe we have some free will.

Right? I feel like everything is numbers. I do. Do you believe we live in the simulation? Yeah, I'm pretty on board with that. Do you believe in the simulation? Absolutely. I believe we live in a simulation.

Simulation. I don't know how to say it, man. I don't say how I believe it because it because I. I. I. I. I. Well, you know, dude, it's very interesting because your generation is like we're from the same generation and our parents was about simulate. It was about to simulate into the culture. They didn't want me to talk in Spanish. Now because of this, weaponizing it, they've done it where it's like for us by us, done purposefully. they the me growing up they made me feel ashamed of being Mexican I used to lie until they're coughing dying where is Gino from Speedweed where is Gino a little bitch I need some weed my favorite Australian rapper see I grew up with a

Portuguese family and they never taught me Portuguese either oh you know yeah they used it against us they would talk shit around us and use it for secrets the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. I'm their. I'm they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I I I I I I I their. I their. I their. I their. I'm their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their their they never taught me Portuguese either. You know, yeah, they used it against us. They would talk shit around us and use it for secrets and whatnot and they were all born there. I was the first generation born here so. I mean, dude, when I moved here, I was, you know, I'm half Armenian and I speak no Armenian. That's crazy. Someone wrote a Mexican name Ned. But he's not Mexican.

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Colin, what do you think? I think there's something else going on for sure. Okay, Johnny, what do you think? I think Biden and Gates, they're all friends and I with that. Okay, so that's your thought? I agree with that too. Yeah, that makes I just wiped your nails you're sick and you real quick sir? I feel like I feel like I definitely feel like Trump will end up using it against him, but I feel like from the beginning like if they really want it Trump out, I think they would have went with a better candidate. I don't think they can get well. Well, that's th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I that's that. I that. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. thi. th. th. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. th. thi. th. th. I th. I don't think they can get well that's a great point. So when Obama runs right, who does Obama run against John McCain? Who when does Obama walk in when people hate white people right like we hate Bush, we hate Cheney,

we hate these old white guys. So who they run smooth black Obama aka chocolate Jesus against? They run him against who fucking John McCain and his little chicken wing, and then they get the worst fucking VP, right? Sarah Palin, who came in looking good, and then just start talking retarded on everybody. And then that ruined that fucking ticket. So let's look at who Trump's up against. Who's he up against? The fucking, the most swampy swamp guy that could run.

And then we have this BLM situation going on, Rachel Tension. So who did they hook the guy up that wrote the fucking 1994 crime bill with? Camille Harris, who's fucking locked up more black people in the history of California than anybody else. It's almost like they're throwing the game and it's almost like it's WWF theateraterateraterateraterateraterater. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. C. C. Yeah. C. C. C. I. I. I. I. I. It's like, the the th. I. I's like, th. th. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the th. the th. the the the the th. the the th. the the the th. th. the the the the th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. t. te. te. too. te. too. te. tha. tha. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th're throwing the game. It's almost like it's WWF theater. Yeah, I feel like if they really wanted a chance they would have just went with Bernie somebody that more people were universally for. Fuck that socialist jerk off. Now Bernie was threatened, he was out. He's like, you know, I guess they beat him up. Yeah, you know, they beat him up in Vermont. sue it to bring criminal extortion charge against his wife and he's like okay

I'm fucking out damn they were saying up in Vermont but dude where's all his campaign money where'd all that money go where'd all his campaign money go but money do did you see all the money that everybody paid in taxes especially Bernie Bernie like played the least amount and they're all giving tru shit about it it's like yeah, he's a fucking socialist. He doesn't want to spend his money. He wants to spend yours. Exactly. Dude, according to conspiracy chicken,

Trump is gonna fake his own death. And just before they think it's over, he's gonna show up from the rafters like fucking a pro wrestler? I don't know, man. Elania is our fucking is our president dude. How great would that be? How great would that be? Finally a hot president, right? Sorry callback six in China is actually nine great point dude. They measure and set a meter. All right, so we think something's about to go down with Trump we'll see.

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but to take a photo like my wife was saying she's like why do people put their makeup on when they give birth she's like I would nevertake a photo of you losing a child and that's horrible. It's horrible. It's like so bad, man. I can't understand the coping. It's just like everything needs to be documented. Everything needs to be posted. It's come down to, you know, influencer culture and you have to. Well, what's, remember that movie that Madonna did, truth or dare?

And she said, and this was way back in the 90s he goes why would they were filming her and him backstage And he goes why would you do anything unless it was filmed why and he's being a smart ass Why would you exist without being documented in film and it's got to that point where it's like? There social media. That's my opinion. Me too. It's like, everybody's different, but it's like, you remember when people are getting shit for posting like Instagram posts at funerals, like with dead people. And people like, dude, there's just some things that are meant to be like kept to yourself. You know, and maybe that comes out, it's just a weird, weird, weird post. And it's emotional because there's women who have lost babies and it's a traumatic, traumatizing

thing. And it's, and they are now eternalizing everything to, if anybody questions, and that's a big thing right now. Everybody's eternalizing everything that happens. You know, these comics who get taken out by the Me Too movement. Everybody's eternalizing the guys that treat them like shit and they are transmitting it onto these guys when these guys didn't do anything to them. Do you have something to say calm? I was just going to say the wristband in the picture. This is Melissa Diane Washington on her hospital bracelet.

What? You can see that? Yeah, yeah. You zoom in, it's got a different name. What's the fuck? Now, isn't that her real name though? I don't know. I'm not sure.

I could be wrong. Come on guys. Oh shit. I lost it never mind go ahead. Come on guys Chrissy Teegan this shit's for low IQ fools who gossip like grandma I kind of agree with that too but I hold on what does that mean? He's like why are we talking about this? It's well what do you mean why are we talking about this this is a conspiracy podcast? Yeah, no and that's a giant conspiracy people? Well, maybe I agree I agree with both? I this is what? th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the. the. to the. to the. the. thi. the. thi's th. th. th. th. th. th.'s a giant conspiracy people. Well, maybe, I agree, I agree with both. I hear, I, I, with what we said is, this is no time to be posting that kind of shit. This is a woman who at one point tried to get a company destroyed. What? The sound's gone? Can you guys, you can't hear it? Oh, shit. Chrie Tegan is very powerful. Hold on. One two. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. th. to. to. th. to. th. to. th. th. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. This. This. This. This. This is. to. th. the. This is is. this. this. this. this. this is is is is is, this is is, this is, this is, this is. This is, this is. This is. This is. Hold on. One, two.

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