Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #410: The Age Of Aquarius with Micah Dank

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Starting point is 00:01:06 to be great. Today, today, as I record this, it is December 21st, 2020. Okay, dude is the new Age of Enlightenment, Age of Aquarius. How much, boy, enjoy spirituality, okay? Real quick I just want want to again go through the, a little stuff before we get to the show. We got a great show for you. We got Micah, Dank, okay, he's going to be on the show. He's going to be doing a nice little follow-up to basically stories from the Bible. I love it. It's a great conversation.

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Starting point is 00:05:25 Enjoy the show because we go deep on this one, home boy. We go deep on this one. Enjoy, I love you all, Swarm. All righty, let's get into it, dude. You know, we did an episode recently on the stars and the Bible, but you know, you guys loved it so much. We decided to do it again. R again. th again. th back back back back. th again. th back back back. th back. th. th back. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. the the the th. the the the the the the th. th. the th. th. th. th. the the the th. the the th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th to, to. to. to, to to to to to th to th th th th th tho tho th th th th th th th th th the stars and the Bible but you know you guys loved it so much we decided to do it again right back run it back everybody we're gonna do it and we decide to bring in yet another guy who is vastly knowledgeable in this what do we call that astrolid astromanidology I think is what you astrothiology Or we call astrothiology you have your words I'll make up mine. Well, that was his word for it. Okay, all right

Starting point is 00:06:11 Very excited to have this guy on. He's actually Good friends with a very famous conspiracy theorist Chrissy Meyer. I'm we're very excited to have him. Please welcome Mika Dank. Bam. What's up guys? How are you brother? I'm good man. I'm good. How are you doing? You look good. Well you know it is a holiday season so we're living that life right now brother we're living that life. I just want to take a moment real to let everybody know that you are you've signed a book deal. Yeah got lots of going. Can you tell us a little bit th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tel the tel tel tel us a little tel us a little tel us a little tel us a little tel us a little tel us a little to tel tel to tel tel tel tel the the the tel to to tel to to to to the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their. the the their. the the the the the the the the the the the the s. the s. the s. the s. the s. the s. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. te. te. te. te. te. te. tea. tea. tea. tel. tel. today. tel. tel. tel. tel. tel signed a book deal. You've got lots of going, can you tell us a little bit about yourself and where the swarm can find you? You got it. So I'm from Long Island, New York, and I have a six book deal.

Starting point is 00:06:54 See what I did is you got you guys like Jordan Maxwell, Santos Benacci that do astro theology and they talk about this kind of stuff. I do it a little bit different. I've done my own work towards it. And what I did was I wrote a six book series, which is basically a bunch of thrillers where the characters decode it and discover this shit themselves. So there's a lot of astrotheology in my books, there's a lot of conspiracy theories. It's a lot of the thia thia thia thia thia thia thia thia thia thia thia thia thia thia thia. It's like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like thia. It's like thia. It's like th. th. tho. thi. tho. tho. tho-like. tho-a. tho. tho. tho. tho. I's like thology. I is a thology. thology. thology. thology. thology. thology. thology. thology. thology. thology. thology. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's like th. It's like th. It's a lot th. It's a th. I's a th. th. I's a theo. I's a lot. I's a lot th. I's a lot th. I's a lot, there's a lot of conspiracy theories. It's a lot of that kind of stuff in there. So it's like the Da Vinci Code of Astrology. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what it is actually.

Starting point is 00:07:36 That's a wonderful idea. I love that. Now I have the book hasn't been published, is it in the process of being published? I've got a six book deal. And the first two are out. The third one comes out in four days. So I've just been doing, just podcast, just trying to get the word out. And it's been doing pretty well so far. And they're real, they're short stories. It's only like 260 pages, so you can bang them out them them them th.

Starting point is 00:08:04 60 pages so you can bang them out in like two days, but there's a lot of stuff in there though. There's a lot of stuff in there though, like good stuff, stuff that we're going to get into right now in a little bit. Now is there a, um, is there a Twitter account, Instagram, a website? Yeah, you can find I'm on Twitter and Facebook, um, Micah Dank, you could just look me up and friend me, follow me, the whole nine yards. And I try and keep in toucest with a lot of the people that reach out to me. So, yeah. All right. You know, you're acting locally, thinking globally. I really like it. So what made you get into this whole thing?

Starting point is 00:08:39 What started this whole journey? So about seven or eight years ago I was living in Boston I had moved with an X that I'm no longer with and when we first moved there there was a lot I mean it was a lot of snow so you couldn't go anywhere wasn't really working so I was spending a lot of time online we didn't have a lot of friends there so basically I started getting into videos and I saw a joy to Maxwell video where he was talking about how the disciples were talking to Jesus about where to meet him for Passover and he says go into town you'll see a man with a water pitcher and then he said

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Starting point is 00:10:11 And, uh, yeah, so he's basically, he's a functioning alcoholic and he's going through life. He doesn't believe in conspiracies. And then he has to go to Washington to pick up a medal for like posthumously for the president because she's giving his his marine team medals. Female presence, Camille Harris. I wrote this I wrote this I wrote this a while back the president's name is Lilac Northenley which is actually an anagram for Hillary Clinton. So I'd figure it and share that.

Starting point is 00:10:46 All right, I mean, nobody's perfect. Let's... This was like seven years ago, too, that I wrote the first one. So, but, yeah, so basically, he goes and he goes, and he gets to the medal and he finds an email from his brother and it turns out to be a cryptogram. He decodes it and takes him down this wild rabbit hole of like MK Alcher and what they're doing to the army and this and that and it goes all the way up to like the Vatican the president this and that and I release some information about how the Vatican is the center of the reason why people think that astrology is dumb. You know what I hear, yeah. That is so like, there's no more relevant than right now when you find out that the Vatican,

Starting point is 00:11:30 the Rothschilds and the Rockefellers have decided to team up for like what it, like I forget what it is inside capitalism for a, it might as well just be the Legion of Doom. It just, it's the legion of fucking doom and it's just like, and you, you know, you get in these fights with people and they're like, you know, it's like, oh, Jews, Jews, Jews. And I'm like, man, you're just falling for the siops. Yeah. You're just falling for it. Because it's it's the fucking Vatican man. They're like, they're everywhere. And it's unbelievable. It's the Jesuits. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the f. It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's the f. It's the f. It's the f. the f. It's the f- It's the f- It's the figh. the figh. the figh. the figh. the figh. the figh. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. F. F. F. F. F. F. the f. F. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the the f. the the the f. the the f. the f. the fighi. the fighitit. the f. the f. the everywhere and it's unbelievable. It's the Jesuits really it's not it's not so much thank you the normal people. It's the Jesuits really and that's that's really the topic of my first two books. I'm not going to give anything away from the second book but one of the

Starting point is 00:12:18 world's major religions was started by the Catholic Church and it was Christianity. It's called Islam. Well you knew that. But the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi, th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi. It's th. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the the th. It's not th. It's not thi. It's not the thi. It's not the thi. It's not thi. It's not thi. It's not thi. It's not thi. It's not thi. It's not 't Christianity. It's called Islam. Well, you knew that. But do you know where it came from though? Do you know how it started? Well, all I know is that Queen, you know, the reason I really got into that was Queen Elizabeth came out and said that she was a direct relative of the Prophet Mohammed. And I'm like, this bitch isn't it related to everybody.

Starting point is 00:12:47 And it's just like, it's just this thing where it's like, you go back, you look at all of these like culturally influential people, whether good or bad, and they're all like trust fund kids. They're all like super rich kids. Elsa Crowley, the prophet Mohammed, I mean you go back. I mean Jesus is the only one I think was like a carpenter, right? But I mean I don't even even know what that's about. Yeah, I don't think he was real but that's just me. Damn. That's neither here nor there.

Starting point is 00:13:22 Dude, well to all those people out there that do believe that Jesus is real, I feel for you and I love you and I think you should keep on believing. Don't give up that feeling, yeah, yeah. And do you know, that's what I tell people. I'm not here trying to change you if your religion. Some of my really old good friend is a young earth born again Christian. We we we that we that we that we that we that we have we have we have we have that we have that we have that we have that we have that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that is th. that is that is that's that's that's that's is that's is that's is that's that's is that's that's that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that is that is. that is. that is. that is. that is. that is. that is. that is. that is. that is. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the is the is the the. the. the. the. the is the is the is the is th. th. th. that change you if your religion some of my best friends are born again Christians one of my really old good friend is a young earth born again Christian we have great conversations all the time yeah what is a young earth he thinks the earth is as old as a the Bible suggested is yeah what is that three thousand yeah six thousand

Starting point is 00:14:02 interesting and does he believe in dinosaurs? Nope. Uh, I've never really asked him that. I think, uh, because a lot of my friends, they believe that the plant's really old and they don't believe in dinosaurs. That's the beauty of being. I know some of those folks think that they are, they're not real, certainly. Some of them think, I've heard this, that they were placed in the ground by Satan to deceive mankind. So, yes, yes, that's usually the growing rate, yeah. He's their own dog, teach their own. So there's so much to get into, dude. There is so much to get into. I mean, like you listed all the stuff that you could talk about. Because I want to get into the, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, to, to, to, to, their their, to, to, to, to, to, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their the, the, the, theat, theat, theat, theat, theat, theat, theat, theat, the, the, the, the, that you could talk about. Because I want to get into the stars and all that stuff,

Starting point is 00:14:46 but Jamantria, etymology, numerology, astronomy, astrology, OBE, what is OBE? Outerbody experience. Oh, you believe in that? I believe in that, dude. The Akashic record. I want, what is that? So it's supposedly, it's a, it's I believe in that, dude. Yeah. The Akashic record. I want, what is that? So it's supposedly, it's a book in the ether that has every thought, every feeling, every word,

Starting point is 00:15:15 everything that has ever been spoken, and will be spoken in history. And people can, people can access it. Like, if you've ever heard of Edgar Casey, the Sleeping Profit, he was one who was able to do so. And yeah, I actually write about it in my first book briefly though I just mention it. But all the stuff that you're reading off right now is all in my books. These are all like plotlines and storylines and everything. That's cool shit, man. That's really cool shit. You know what do they they call it in Bitcoin, Johnny, the thing that all the

Starting point is 00:15:49 transactions are on? Block chain. That sounds like where they got like where block changes basically the Akashik record, right? Of just digital coin, everything's there. Yeah, that's exactly. It's not tangible. You can't like grab it, you know what I'm saying? But you can access it. What's your take on Bitcoin? I think it's going to be the future. So I'm going to get into this with you in a little bit later, but I think mostly the new religion is going to be merging with technology.

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Starting point is 00:18:31 Enjoy, home boy. So, where do we start? Where do we start? All right, so let me ask you a question. What is the oldest science? Or, what is the oldest writing that you know about on earth? The Samarian tablets? I'll give you that. That's what? 5,000 years old?

Starting point is 00:18:57 I think they're like what? Like 20,000, right? Or they talk about kings that live for 20,000 years, which is not? Well, the kings that live for 20,000 years, you have to... What you do with the Samarian tabian thabian thabian thabian thabian th is is is is is is is is is is is is thia thia thia th, thia th, th, is thia th is thus thus the talk about kings that live for 20,000 years, which is nuts. Well, the kings that live for 20,000 years, you have to, what you do with the Samarian tablets is you add up all the kings, and it comes out to 432,000, which is a harmonic frequency. So the kings are just, the ages that they're there, just frequencies, they're not actually years. The same way in the body. What do you mean by that? What do you mean? Well, have you ever heard of 432 is like a harmonic frequency. It's one of the sacred frequencies in the world.

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Starting point is 00:20:11 Well, basically what that stuff is is it's sacred geometry. It's the secret building blocks. And as far as the Anunaki go, they, when you read these books, you hear that they came th, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the flower, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, was, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they.lou.lough, the Earth because they had, they needed gold to repair their atmosphere. And gold is for a million different reasons, very valuable on earth and valuable there. But we get our value from gold because the Anarki value of gold. So they genetically engineered us to be a little smarter than monkeys, to just push the work. A little. A little, like we are now. But here's the interesting thing, though. If you look at the human body and you look at chromosome too, okay? The second chromosome, it's 35% longer than all the other ones and it's fused together. Like it's been an ancient technology that fused it together.

Starting point is 00:20:58 So it's possible that that happened, to be honest with you. You think that, I mean, like, the reason Anunaki makes sense to me, and not that this is 100% proof, but you're like, what is the missing link that science talks about? How do we go monkey the man? And to me, it's 100%, well, I shouldn't say 100%. I believe it fits nicely in like this jigsaw puzzle that is conspiracies and the whole story of humanity. It just, that jump is like something like Anunaki

Starting point is 00:21:34 splicing us together and making human beings. You just, you don't come from like monkeys, right? Which do their own thing and, and own thing and to having a separate degree of people that are completely self-aware of everything. For no apparent reason, it just makes it a conscious evolution jump. It doesn't work like that. Yeah, I mean like, no, I was a theory that they discovered fire, and that's how they became human beings. I don't even... There's a couple of them. There's a meat theory, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, their, their, theory, theye, theya, they's they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they they they they they they tho, the, the, thi, thi, thi, that's, that's, that's, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. That are are are are are are are are are are are are are are are are, th. That, th. That, th. That, th. That, th. That, thi, thi, thi, the, that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a theat There's a couple of them. There's the meat theory,

Starting point is 00:22:05 then there's the Shroom theory, where they found Shrooms and the brain. I think the Shroom theory is probably more realistic. Then the Anunaki theory? No, no, no. The Anunaki created, in the Bible, in Genesis I think it's 3230, it says Jacob, Jacob saw the place and he named it Peniel, PENI-E-L, for he saw God face to face. Well, Peniel over tom becomes Pineal. And you start talking about your Pioneer, exactly.

Starting point is 00:22:41 So that was in the Bible thousands of years ago. I fucking love it. This is great. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I thi, I thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I th. th. th. thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, said, tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. thi, said, said, thi, th was in the Bible thousands of years ago. I'm talking about it. This is great. I'm all about that action dog. I'm all about that action. Yeah, man. So like I was saying about the Lascao caves, which I was getting into, you heard about those caves in France

Starting point is 00:22:56 where they found a whole bunch of drawings on the wall and shit. No, tell me me me the the the they they they they they they they their their their their So, the Laskow caves in France, they found these tunnels in these caves and they went all the way deep into them and they found all these drawings and carvings of like Rams, goats, fish, bulls and stuff. So what they did was they sent an astronomer or an astrologer and they were the computer now that we have the technology to do it, and they carbon dated it to be about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about it to be about 40,000 years old. Now for all the conspiracy theories that think that carbon dating is full of shit it's not. I mean it is but it's not. See carbon dating is actually accurate up to 50,000

Starting point is 00:23:33 years. Okay? Once you start getting into the hundreds of thousands and the millions it's dicey, but you don't need to prove that something is 50,000 years old. You just need to prove that something is older than the Bible says it's old. Just to prove, and then once you've broken that barrier, then it gives you leeway, you know what I'm saying? Okay, I understand that. What makes you say that it's accurate up to that? It's just out there. There's a lot of research out there that if you, if you, if you, if you, if thi, if thi, if thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, thi.. that's, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. research out there that if you if you look into it, you see that it is very accurate up to that. And then it's just out there.

Starting point is 00:24:09 The research is just out there. They're very, very good with carbon 14 dating things that are up to that time frame. After that, they find it slips a little. And then people come out and they use it against and they say oh, it's not accurate. It can't date the dinosaurs or this that and the other thing Johnny's our resident nerd Johnny was your thoughts on carbon dating? I don't know enough about it honestly. I mean, I mean, I've I've heard exactly what he said that yeah, it's the far the the the back? the thoub's the 50,000 years give or or takes. they. they. to you you you you you to you to you they, to you to you they, to to me me me me me me me me me, I I I I I th th th th th th. th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, I th. thi. thi's thi. th. th. th. th. th. I've th. I've they, I've they, I've they, I've they. I've they. I they. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. J. J. they. J. th. J. J. J. th. J. th. J. J. I've the the they's the they's the they's the they's they's they. J. I's didn't know it was 50,000 years but yeah. It's 50,000 years, give or take. So Xavier, real quick, I just got to know what Xavier thinks he's our resident Latino who smokes too much weed. What is the bomb smokers of East LA think about that? What do they think of carbon dating?

Starting point is 00:24:58 To me it just sounds like like he said after 50,000 the numbers are too big so it just starts getting all crumpled up. Yes. So if that even makes any sense it's just the numbers are too big it's like trying to like measure pounds with tons. It's like too big. I respect that. I respect that. I respect to the respect after 50, the thousand measuring. Mea. Mowl. the the thoeses, I the the thoes, I thoes, I thoes, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, that, that, that, that, that, that, tho, that, thou, that, that, that, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. It th. It tha, tha, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, the numbers the numbers the numbers that, the numbers that, the numbers that, that, that, the numbers the numbers that, that, that, that, that, go on, what are you going to say? Dang. Right, so the last cow caves, they found all these animals and they brought in an astrologer after they carbon dated it and they rewound the sky back through a computer simulation program of the stars. Okay, and what they found when they brought it back 40,000 years and they printed it out is that when they printed it out and put it over these animals, that bull the Taurus was exactly where it was, fish were exactly where it was.

Starting point is 00:25:50 So for at least 40,000 years, astrothology, theo-ziolegic as we know it, has been around. So you're telling me that 40,000 years ago, these people knew not only how to track the stars, but actually knew what animals they were supposed to be involved to be to be their to be their their their their their their their their their thousand years ago these people knew not only how to track the stars but actually knew what animals they were supposed to be involved in which ones they're supposed to be so it's crazy interesting because it's like you know because we talked about this with Dave Madison but it really is like how how advanced are they super advanced or are they not advance are they because it's like how I mean let me ask you how how are they super advanced or are they not advanced? Are they because it's like, I mean, let me honest with you, how are they advanced so advanced that they're seeing the stars perfectly, but their drawings look like finger paints from a kidney gardener?

Starting point is 00:26:35 You know what I'm saying? Well, I think the information was given to them. They had to have been given to them. The interesting thing too is that from from, from, from, from, from, from, from, they, they, them. The interesting thing too is that from those caves, what they found was on the summer solstice, which is a really powerful day, it's June 21st, it's the longest day of the year. On that particular day, the sun actually shone into the cave and bounced off of the wall, and it only did it for that one day. Like it should and then became a spotlight almost pretty much, yeah. That's so interesting, dude.

Starting point is 00:27:05 I completely believe that we are like probably a multiple of civilizations have been here. And at some point, these fucking lizard people just hit the reset button at some point, when we get too knowledgeable or we stop taking their bullshit and they just regrow it every time. And I mean, we need a Neo. We know we really do need a Neo to come through. And so let me throw this at you real quick, okay? Because this is a theory that I'm working on and it's in my books too. During, you've got to think about who the most known civilizations were in

Starting point is 00:27:46 the history that we know of. Okay, so in the, we're in the age of Aquarius now. Okay, we've been in the age of Aquarius since the end of the Mayan calendar. Remember December 21st, 2012? Everyone want ape shit. They made a movie about it. That wasn't the end of times. That was the end of Pice's. They got it wrong. It wasn't the end of days. It was the end of an era, which was Pice's. So, back in the age of Taurus, which was the Egyptians, you could see they had all these carvings of bulls with the sun between their head, imagine that. And then they were the most prevalent people. Now they start to dissipate of the the the the come up in Aries. Okay, Jews, Ares, the Ram. That's why the Jews blow the Rams horn to the sky. Yeah. Okay, because they're signifying Ares. It's why they smear the lands. Is that why Ari has a giant bull nuts? Because... Because... I mean, have you seen that? They're really long. They just thaaa. They. Thea. T. T. T. T. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. they're... their. their. their. their. they. they. they. they're. their. their. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are. Are It's really long. They just hang. Those look like some livestock nuts. Anyways, back to the serious conversation.

Starting point is 00:28:50 Okay. Go on with the... Sorry. I'm anxious. Anytime I can get an Ari joke. It really helps the ratings. Nothing to get you in the Christmas spirit, like talk of Ari's low-hanging testicles. Merry Christmas, everyone, by the way. Anyway, so in Ares you

Starting point is 00:29:10 had the Jews, right? And they wrote their book, and then they start to fade, the population dwindles down, and then in Christianity, pops up during the age of Pisces. That's why you have the Jesus fish, that's on the cars, that's why you have Pisces, the two fish. That's why Jesus fed the masses the masses the masses the masses the the the the the the th.. It's the the th. It's the th. It's the th. It's th. It's the thi is thi is thi is thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thoes. their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi is thi's thi's thi's thi's thi. thi's thi. theeeeea. thea. thea. thea. theea. Soea. Soea. Soea. Soea. Soea. Soea. Soe. Soe. Soe. So have the Jesus fish. That's on the cars. That's why you have Pisces, the two fish. That's why Jesus fed the masses with two fish. It's the two fish. It's the symbol of Christianity. Okay?

Starting point is 00:29:32 So if you look at this right now, in fact, in the book of Ares, Moses goes up and brings down the tablets and he sees them worshipping a golden calf. Right? So a lot of people take this literally as and they built this giant, these poor nomadic people that were wandering for 30, 40 years, built this ginormous bull and started worshipping it. Or what's more likely is it's a metaphor for the sun in tourists. They were

Starting point is 00:30:05 worshipping tourists when they should be worshipping Hary's. That's why Moses got mad and he broke the tablets. Oh I see what you're saying he's like wrong sign dumb asses and they exactly. Oh! Exactly. So then you come to Christianity in Picees right now Christy's,, Pisces is over. So we're in Aquarius right now. Is there any wonder why the elites are talking about a one-world religion? They have to be a new world religion

Starting point is 00:30:34 that takes over for this sign. They've had one for every previous sign. And they have to have one for this one. So what is gonna be this one. So what is going to be this one? I think I think it's merging with machines. I think that's what it is. I think it's going to be a technological one. I think that's what it is. Jesus, that's what we're talking about right now. Sam, you've been calling it. You've been saying science of the new religion.

Starting point is 00:31:04 I'm so, dude, it's unbelievable how right I am. That's, that. That's, that that that that that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's to to to to to to to to to to to to to have to have to have to have to have to have to have. to have. to have. to have. to have. to have to have that's that's that's that's to have to have to have that's to have to have. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to me. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the to. to. to. th. to. to. th. to, the. the. that I, it's so, dude, it's unbelievable how right I am and Johnny hates it all the time, but I really am right all the fucking time. And that's what I'm saying, transhumanism is the new religion. Wow, man, that's really interesting shit, dude. So why wouldn't it be, okay, so we're entering Aquarius, right? We're in Aquarius, yeah. And the Aquarius sign is what? It's the man with the water pitcher.

Starting point is 00:31:34 Man with the water picture. And what could that lead? Like, how could we, what could the picture? Well, that's the thing. That's the thing is we're too early too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too early too early too early too early too early too early too early too early too early too early too early too early too early too early too early to the the to the the the the the tooarious. tooary. tooer. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha.a. tha. tha.a.a. tea. tea.a.a.a. that's. th. to. to. th. the. the. the picture? Well, that's the thing. That's the thing is we're too early and Aquarius to see what historians are going to say in 1,500 years when the new religion springs off. We're too early. We're right at the beginning of it. Like, at the, at the time Christianity started, until the council of Nicaea and everything. Not everybody was a Christian, right? Nobody knew what was going on. They didn't know what they were living through. They didn't know what was happening. But the elites have to follow the sky.

Starting point is 00:32:08 They have to follow what they see in the sky. It's like what JPMorgan said. I think you're on to something. I think you're fucking right. J.P Morgan goes, J. JPMorgan said, J, J, J, J, J, J, J, J, J, J, J, J, J, J, J, J, J, J, J, J, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they their, they they they they they they they they have they have they have they have they have to follow they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they, they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have to follow to follow to follow to follow to follow. to follow. to follow to follow. to follow. to follow. to follow. to follow. to follow. to follow. they have they have they have they have theyaires do. Oh, yeah, you're totally right. Yeah, you're totally right. He did say that.

Starting point is 00:32:28 So billionaires use astrology. Okay. So let's give us some questions, you know, about, you know, the big Haysus, who I believe was a shapes. Okay. At breakfast, the chicken snake got sent down the battle of the Anunaki who are banging our chicks. Right. So there's questions like how was Jesus able to heal the blind? How he walked on water, how we turned water into wine, why he had 12 disciples, why he was betrayed with a kiss by Judas, why he was dead for three days, why his

Starting point is 00:33:02 birthdays on December 25th? All of this is astrology. Let's hear it. I can explain explain explain it to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to the to th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi their their thi thi thi their ba their ba their ba their ba their ba their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi thi thi thi. thi. than. I than. I than. I thanan. than. thanan. than. thanan. than. thanananan. thananananan. thananan. birthday is on December 25th? All of this is astrology. I can explain it to you, but first I have to go through the 12 signs real quick. For anybody, for anybody out there that's listening to you that that doesn't know. So I'm just going to start with Aquarius. Aquarius is the sign of the man with the water pitcher. Pice is the ram of the two fish. Ares is the ram. So in Ares you have March 21st, okay, which is the spring equinox. It's 12 hour day, 12 hour night. It's also the Passover, okay? Or, astrothologically, it's the passing over of the sun over the equator, on its way to the summer solstice. In Christianity, the passing over becomes the resurrection of God's sun, the sun, right?

Starting point is 00:33:53 On Easter, which is around the spring equinox. So, Taurus is the bull. You got to understand this is that the reason this is so important and the reason it's so old and it still works is because back in the day they didn't have podcasts and shit, we didn't have phones, watches, we didn't have any of that kind of shit, so we couldn't tell, we couldn't tell what time it was, or what month it was. We didn't know, Game of thronthronthronthronthronthronthronthronthronthronthronthron thr thron thr thron thr thron thr thron thr thron thr throne throne throne throne throne thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown throwns throwns thrown. throwns, throwns, thoes thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thi.. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's the is the is the is the is the is the is thea. thea. thea. thea thea thea thea. thea thea thea the is the what time it was or what month it was. We didn't know, you know, Game of Thrones when they're all like, winter is coming, that's our shit used to be.

Starting point is 00:34:29 They used to be like, oh, get ready for too much. That's how it was. So what they basically... Every day, open the door. Winners not here yet. Exactly. So you didn't know when to plant so that you can get food at the end of the year. You didn't know when it was going to be rainy season, when it was going to snow.

Starting point is 00:34:52 So for instance, Taurus is the bull. So when you look at the sky and you see touris, during the season where it's supposed to be, you have to put the plow on the the bull in the sky and then on earth you put the plow on the bull as above so below. You put the plow on the bull so that you can plant the seeds so you can harvest in Virgo and Libra which I'll get back to in a minute. The next sign is Gemini which is the twins. That's the story of Castor and Pollux Troy. It's the story of Achilles, I'm sure everybody knows. Interestingly enough, you think that they don't know about this in Hollywood and they don't do this kind of shit? You remember the movie Face Off? Yeah. With Travolta and Cage? Yeah, that was their name. Cage, yeah, Castor and Pollock's true. It's even worse than that. Hold on. Start that again. Face off, the movie, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th. th. th. th, th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thi. thi, thi, thi, th that. Hold on. Start that again. Start that again. Face off, the movie Face Off.

Starting point is 00:35:47 Yes, what about it? Okay. Nicholas Cage and his brother in the movie were named Castor and Pollux Troy. That's the twins from Gemini. Really? Yes, and if you go to the their cross sign,

Starting point is 00:36:02 In astrology, the very important signs are your neighboring signs and your cross sign. Their cross sign was Sean Archer. Archer, their cross sign was Sagittarius, the man with the bow and the arrow. So they sneak this shit into Hollywood movies. They sneak this shit and people don't pick up on it. That's crazy. I've always thought Nicholas Cage was something was going on with that guy. Because actually we did a whole episode on it. Like was he a time traveler? Is he a time traveler or something like that? Because dude, his movies are always about what the elites are up to.

Starting point is 00:36:37 National Treasure, this and that. But now he's doing Joe Exotic. So I don't know, maybe they let him do it. You know, it's like nobody rocks forever. And you know, it's like you gotta do a little bit of this so nobody takes you too serious. He's done some pretty good horror movies though lately. Mandy was wild. Mandy was wild. Well, I mean, like, dude, let's go through it. Wicker man, child sex trafficking. I do joke about it. You know, um, raising Arizona, child sex trafficking.

Starting point is 00:37:08 Um, well, a wicker man's more of the elite hunt, hunt children. Um, con air, the legal system's bullshit, right? Uh, to live and die in Las Vegas, they destroy your with spirits. They just want you to drink and destroy yourself. That's not how you fucking rise your higher self. Ghost Rider? Ghost rider? The planet, global warming is CGI. What about national treasure? The Fed?

Starting point is 00:37:41 Yep. Adaptation, clones, cloning. Yeah. But he's a, he's a cop yeah, playing twins Twins but he's a copola though he's a copola so he could do that well I mean like maybe Lord of war remember Lord of war he's like Braxist chicken's god made him a copola because he knew that's easiest way to get in Hollywood because you know at Braxis maybe didn't have the connections he used to have. Yeah, is that the next t-shirt chicken snake god? Yeah, I practice the chicken snake god? I think about doing that with my Brian Callan fucking story. Just Brian

Starting point is 00:38:20 Callan as a lizard person and me is at Braxis the chicken snake guy. But I gotta get you on the Callin show, Dank, because he doesn't believe in any of this shit. I'm like, dude told the start. I haven't even started. Let me, let me, let me, let's get going. That's the nicest way they've been shut the fuck up. Is that actually what I'm'm not going to lie, it probably is, but I didn't even mean it that way. Now so check it out, let's just go to the 12 signs. You are astrology guy. It's a very sensitive. Here we go. So get into it. All right. So the next sign is cancer, which is the crab, and the crab moves sideways when it walks. Okay, just like the sun does. the thrown. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. the th. th. the th. the the th. th. th. the th. th. the the the th. the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. te. true. t. true. th. th. the does. What happens with the sun is, you've seen the Zodiac wheel, right?

Starting point is 00:39:07 It starts at the bottom and it moves one degree a day, every single day until it gets to the summer solstice, then it stops on that degree for three days, and then it goes down a degree, and then it comes all the way down till December 21st, which is the winter solstice, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, the thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thus, thiolus, thiolus, thi, thi, thi, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo the winter solstice, stops for three days, and then rises December 25th, which is where the Christians get that Jesus was dead for three days, because the sun doesn't move for three days. It stops on the 21st, and then it's dead for three additional days, and then boom, he comes back to life on December 25th. That's the day that the sunrushe. So. So. So. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the th. the the the the the the th. thi. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theeeeeeeea. thea. ti. tomea. tomea. thea. theea. theeea. theeeee. thi. th why all the gods come to life on December 25th. That's the day that the sun rises. Okay. So the next one is Leo. That's the lion. That's the king of the jungle. And Sun is the ruling planet of Leo. So we'll get

Starting point is 00:39:56 into that. Now you remember earlier when I was talking about in Taurus that you're going to plant and you're going to get shit later in the year. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the to plant and you're going to get shit later in the year. Yeah. So, Virgo is the woman holding the wheat stock. That's the sign. And the reason it is is because in Virgo, okay, the women would go out and they would pick all the wheat that they planted in Taurus and make the bread for the year. Okay? Now, Libra is the scale of justice. I'm a Libra. So Libra is the scale of justice. It's the balance. It's why Jesus is called the Just One, because it's balance.

Starting point is 00:40:32 And the reason is, is because it judges God's son, as it starts to come down into winter, into its death. And the Jews always celebrate the new year around this fall equinox. And Libra, it's important to know. Libra is also wine season. You plant the grapes and Taurus and then you harvest them in Libra. So in Virgo you get the bread and in Lever you get the wine. Those are the symbols of Christianity. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:40:58 So... I have a quick question. You brought up that you're a Libre, right? I'm in a queries. What do you think about daily horoscopes and girls asking you about what's your sign? Is that? I mean, I'm married, but like if a girl asks you, I'm just asking like, is that a way? Is that legit? Is it a way to make it? Well, if she's legit? She's going to ask you for your sign? Is it a way? Well, is the way? Is the way? Is to to to the way? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it a their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their? Is? Is their? Is their? Is their? Is their? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is ti? Is ti? Is their ti? Is ti? Is ti? Is tasks? Is tasks? Is tasks? Is tasks? Is their their their their their their their their their their their She's not just going to ask you your sign. If she asks you your sign and it's garbage. If she asks you your birth time, then you can get everything. In astrology you have what's called the Big Three. It's your son sign? That's what we talked about. It's just like that's done purposefully to get nobody take astrology or astrology, serious. Okay? That's all purposely.

Starting point is 00:41:47 So you have some chick that you just want to bang? I just sigh. And you're like, oh yeah, and you're like, oh, these dumb chicks, you know, and it's just like the truth is, like everything is based on this stuff. You know how they make it in the Mexican community. In Univision, they used to have this guy named Walter Mercado and he used to be this feminine, almost gay-looking dude, dressed all weird, talking about horoscopes

Starting point is 00:42:10 and it made it look fucking stupid. Yeah. That's how they would do it, yeah. I'm gonna tell you exactly why, because the Catholic Church is the reason that people don't take. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, throoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, the, to you in a few. So the next sign is Scorpio. Scorpio is known as the betrayer, okay? And when a scorpion bites you, this is straight from Jordan Maxwell too, when a scorpion bites you, it leaves an imprint on your skin of two lips.

Starting point is 00:42:34 That's what a scorpion bite looks like. That's where the mafia gets the kiss. It's also why Jesus, Jesus, who represents, the son, the son, the the th is, th is, th is, th is, th is, th is, th is, th is, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, is the son, he's the son of God, was betrayed by Judas with a kiss, okay? Because it could have betrayed him any other way but it had to do it with a kiss. So the son is judged in Libra, it's betrayed in Scorpio and then Sagittarius, which is the guy with a bow and arrow, kills the son, because in Sagittarius you have December 21st, that's the death of the sun. In the Bible it turns into a spear where Jesus is speared through the left side. That's the bow and the arrow it translates into that. Jesus. Yeah so in Capricorn he's the goat. And the reason he's the goat is because of the zodiac wheel he's at the bottom as the sun starts to climb the mountain, just like the goat climbs the mountain.

Starting point is 00:43:26 Okay? So, now that I got that shit out of the way, I'm going to start getting it to some fun stuff. So have you heard the phrase, I don't even know where your background is, Sam, like, I don't know if you were religious or... My father was not religious at all. My mother brought to a Presbyterian church twice in my life. And that was it. All right, good. So you're perfect for this. Thank you. Have you ever heard of the phrase pride comes before the fall? No, but I like it. So if I would ask you what pride comes before the fall means,

Starting point is 00:44:02 because it's biblical, what would you say that it means? Well, I would say like someone's ego will kill them before. Your ego will be your downfall, which is 100% true. True. Okay, so that's what a lot of people tell me too, and I like to lead with this because it makes sense. But here's the thing. Do you know what a group of lions is called? A group of lines? A what? I don't know. What is it? A pride. Look at that. Xavier Guerrero, good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. If we were on family feud I would have been like, pride, pride. Good answer. Good answer. So pride, that's lion. Thatthat's Leo, the lions, that's Leo, that's in July and August, that's before the fall. Oh my God. You see how there's like double meanings there? And

Starting point is 00:44:54 that's what I do is basically show you the double meanings. In the Bible too, they talk about, there's a, my name, Micah, the book of Micah. He talks about the prophet, or not the prophphph the sa, the sa, the sa, the sa, the sa, the sa, the sa, the sa prophet, there's a, my name, Micah, the book of Micah, he talks about the prophet, or not the prophet, the Savior coming from a town in Israel. Does anybody in the panel want to answer what town that from? What, where I'm from originally? No, not you, not you. Where Jesus is from? Yes, where Jesus... No, no, no, no, We're a town in Israel.

Starting point is 00:45:26 Nope, it's actually Bethlehem. You're right. Okay, but here's the thing. Bethle... I knew that. I knew that. Yeah. So, I don't know, I thought I was, I thought you were trying to trick you. So basically Bethlehem, this is interesting too, the town Bethlehem is actually

Starting point is 00:45:47 two Hebrew words that are smashed together. It's Bet which means house and Lecham which means bread. So it's the house of bread. And the house of bread is Virgo with the wheat stock, the Virgo so the Savior will come from a Virgin. You see how that works? Yeah. Okay, start that again. How do we get the Savior will come from a virgin. You see how that works? Yeah. Okay, start that again. Say that again. How do we get the virgin? Betlehem is Bethlehem is Bethlehem is Bethlehem in Hebrew.

Starting point is 00:46:15 House is bet and Lechem means bread. So it's the house of bread. So the House of bread is the verger with the wheat stock, the virgin. So the Savior will Savior will savior will savior will savior will savior will savior will savior will savior will savior will savior will will will will will will will will will will will the savior will will will the savior will will will the savior will the savior will the savior will the savior will the savior will the savior will the savior will the the the the will will will the the will will will will will will will will come will come will the that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the savue will the savior will the savue will the savahevahevahevahevahevahevahe woev. Sovahe woe woe. Sovahe. Sovahevahevahe. Sov, the virgin. Okay, so the savior will come from a virgin. Oh my god! That's some crazy ass shit. So this is all astrology. What is the house of pancakes? Does that mean anything? I hop? Should I be like, fuck Denny's? I'm going to the Holy House of Pancakes. That's incredible. And you can... That is so... You can even go further.

Starting point is 00:46:52 This one had... I mean, Israel itself is... Isra and L? Yeah, absolutely. Well, Solomon is that too. It's Saul, Om and On, which is three words for the sun. Oh my God. You can even, and I borrowed this from Santos.

Starting point is 00:47:11 I want to give credit what credits do. How much boy Santos. So basically, he has some nicknames too, Jesus. He's known as the scapegoat of Israel, which is the goat, Capricorn. He's the son of man, which is the man's sign in Aquarius. He's the fisherman of men, which is Pisces, the two fish. He's the lamb of God, or the ram inaries. He's the lion of Judah, or the lion, Leo. The lady holding the stalk of wheat stock he's born of a virgin and she's holding a wheat stalk, right? That's why he's known as the bread of life. Libra are the scales of justice. He's known as the just one. Then he's

Starting point is 00:47:50 betrayed in Scorpio, dies in Sagittarius. It's also why he's worshipped on the sun day. If you've ever looked at any picture of Jesus on the internet, number one, the white Jesus was not white. White Jesus actually was the face of a Pope Pope, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's the of thi. He's the. He's th. He's the the the the the the the the the th. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. He is is is th. He is th. He is th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's the's the's the's thea. He's thea. He's thea. He's thea. He's thea. He's thea. He's thea. He's thea. He's thea. He's thea. He, Jesus was not white. He didn't exist. White Jesus actually was the face of a Pope's son, Pope Alexander the Six. His name was Caesar Borgia and he's part of the elite Borgia family. Santos touched on the Borgia family when he's talking to you. His son is the face of Jesus is Caesar Borgia. Caesar Borgia is his name. Yeah. Oh my God, Caesar Bosja.

Starting point is 00:48:33 And the other thing you gotta realize is why is every picture of Jesus, regardless whether he's white or black or whatever, why is the sun directly behind him? The son is always directly behind him. You're looking that up now, aren't you? I'm just looking at, yeah, dude, you're totally right. It's the same face. That's who it is.

Starting point is 00:48:56 It's so good looking that they're like, you're the face of Jesus. Right? So did they create Jesus? Obviously not, right? They just used the son? They just used... So before Caesar Borgia there was no physical picture of Jesus. Kind of like Mohammed? Well, it's not that you couldn't draw him, it was that there was physically no pictures. You got to realize too is that, but Caesar Borgia, this was like the 1500s I believe, you got to realize that the printing press came out around then too so they were able to distribute it on mass. Before then they could, before then they couldn't do that shit. So I guess they had to wait the right time to

Starting point is 00:49:39 finally have something that could just mass produce. Oh my God, this is crazy. This is nuts. It's just like, that's why I tell me, oh dude, I always tell Cal, I'm like, does everything conspiracy go, everything is a conspiracy? I wouldn't say everything's a conspiracy, but I say if there's a mainstream idea out there. Come on, man, I'm trying to sell books. Hold on what I'm saying I say, th say, th say, th I I I I'm saying, th I'm saying, th I'm saying, th I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying I conspiracy, but I say if there's a mainstream idea out there. Come on, man, I'm trying to help you here.

Starting point is 00:50:05 I'm trying to sell books. Hold on, what I'm saying is that if every, not everything's a conspiracy, but if there's like a main narrative going on, chances are it's some horseshit. Like, I don't think. It's usually the opposite. Well, I mean, like, I mean, is everything conspiracy? Like, no, like Burger King does offer the whopper. So there's not like everything's not conspiracy. Do you understand what I'm saying, but when we go back to like our language, our religions, our symbols, our relationship between us and our

Starting point is 00:50:44 gods and everything like that has been manipulated over thousands, our symbols, our relationship between us and our gods, and everything like that has been manipulated over thousands and thousands of years. All of this so we don't know how special we are. Right, absolutely. Absolutely. We're all gods, man. That's the biggest secret.

Starting point is 00:50:59 And they know this in like China. Alan Watts talks about it. He goes like in China and India, you know that your God. Here they just lock you up. It's so, yeah, it's so interesting, dude. China's such an interesting thing because there, there's so much anti-Chinese rhetoric going on right now. Yeah. Yeah, like there's so much and like if it was anywhere else everyone would be like, oh, this is just military propaganda for some reason

Starting point is 00:51:28 Everybody just wants to believe it, but I've been to China a bunch of times They're the nicest people ever the governments are crazy, but they've also gotten rid of religion right? I mean, can you study religion? Can you be religious in China? I'm Muslim. No, you can't be religious. You can't be religious. And it's interesting too because you notice the United States will never go to war with somebody that actually has nuclear weapons. It's always someone else. They will never fight China for releasing his violence. That's a whole different talk over here, because we have some among us who don't think that nuclear weapons exist.

Starting point is 00:52:03 I don't believe they exist. My whole theory is that it is the shadow and the cave. That's my whole theory is that it is the shadow and the cave. That's my opinion. Play-dos thing. Yeah, that they, you create the cave. That's my opinion. Plato's thing? Yeah, that you create this kind of Emperor's new clothes. And everyone's like, the Emperor's new clothes, it's amazing. The bomb is like, and it's like why North Korea could have nothing and be like, I have nuclear weapons.

Starting point is 00:52:42 And everyone's like, oh, no, you, I got them, and you kind of got to go along with it. I also believe they're a CIA sia siop, but that's a different story. But it's like if you have, that you allow these certain people to have these weapons, it creates a stalemate, and it also makes it so these other people won't attack you. Right. But it's like, we've never, you know, it's like one of these things like, okay, I don't

Starting point is 00:53:11 want to lose here because I want to stay more on your topic, but it's my opinion on like climate change or outer space, nuclear we're like, these are things that billions and billions of dollars are spent on that no one can actually say they touch physically, seen up close physically or any of this stuff. But yeah, I just, I do find it interesting that all these nuclear doctors are getting murdered. Yeah. You know what I'm like? Like, how unless you play ball, like, you know, it's like viruses, right? I mean, like, I do, dude, there's a, there's a lot lot information information information information information information information information information information information their their th. their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their th. their thi's their their thi. their their th. th. their their their their their they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's the right I mean like I do there's a there's a lot of information that virus exists there's also there's no doctor with that with his medical degree on the line that could tell you that there's

Starting point is 00:53:56 a difference between a virus and an XMO it's just they're the exact same thing and they can never tell you it's not because if they are they exact same thing. And they can never tell you it's not, because if they are, they're lying to you. Okay? But yet we have this multi-bazillion dollar industry battling viruses all the time. And I'm not saying viruses don't exist. I'm just saying the average person. There's so many things in our life

Starting point is 00:54:20 that we take authorities word for. That's all I'm saying. Right. That I guess is my, that was actually my, I guess that's my point and like you just summed it up pretty nicely. You know it's just another instance of like oh we take the authority, the experts word on it. And it's not something tangible. Like we've never seen an iceberg in our own eyes, seen iceberg fall into the water, even though we just constantly keep seeing that same clip played over and over and over and over and over and over again. But how much money are we spending on battling climate change?

Starting point is 00:55:00 I mean, it's like, let's battle racism, dude. Let's battle it. How do we know what the finish line is? How do we know, like, how much interracial porn do we have to have before we agree that we've all got to have the law? I don't know what is the, you know, there's these things game is that the end game is there's so much into breeding that there's no such thing as interracial porn because everybody looks the same. We all look Filipino. Is that what it is?

Starting point is 00:55:31 Like the South Park episode? That's exactly right. Yeah. All right. to this. What else you want to get into? All right. So we're awesome. So let's go into. I'm going to read a a a a a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to read you a little longer thread from the Bible and I'm going to decode it for you. All right? I got a couple of these coming up. So in Deuteronomy 32 it says he gave them honey from the cliffs and olive oil from the rocky ground. He gave his people butter from the herd and milk from the flock. He gave them lambs and goats. They had the best rams from Boshan and the the finest wheat the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoeseseseseseseseseseseses. th. th. th. Ie. Ie. Ie. Ie. Ie. Ie. Ie. Ie. Ia. Ia. Ia. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. Ie. I'm toe. I'm toe. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. I c. Ie. Ie. Ie. Ie. Ie. Ie. Ie. Ie. Ie. Ie. Ie. Ie. Ie. Ie. Ie. Ie. Ie. Ie. Ie. Ie. Ie. Ie. Ie. I th. I'm th. I'm th. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. th. th. He gave them lambs and goats. They had the best rams from Bishan and the finest wheat. They drank the best wine made from the juice of red grapes. But Jessron became fat

Starting point is 00:56:10 and kicked like a bowl. So right away, the honey, he gave them honey from the cliffs. In cancer, there's what's called an asterism which is a small group of stars, like clunked together. And it's called the Beehive Cluster. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. the C. the B. the B. the C. the C. the C. the C. the C. the C. the C. the C. the C. the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the th. th. the the the th. th. th. th. They's th. They's th. They's th. They th. They th. They the best. They the best. They the best. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. thea. tea. tea. true. true. true. true. true. the true. the the the the bested together. And it's called the beehive cluster. Okay, so honey comes from the beehives. Okay? Yes. It's also, incidentally, the center of the Milky Way galaxy is in Sagittarius. So the land from cancer to Sagittarius, you have the honey and then the Milky Way galaxy so you have the land of milk and honey. Yeah. Okay. I'm in. Right. So he gave his people butter from the herds and milk from the flock.

Starting point is 00:56:55 The butter and the milk comes from the milk from the Milky Way galaxy. He gave them lambs and goats. the baby ram, Aries and goat is the Capricorn. They had the best rams from Bishan and the finest wheat. That's Aries and the wheat vergo. They drank the best red wine made from the juice of grapes. That's Libra. But Jessron became fat and kicked like a bull. That's Taurus. So on that fourth sentence thing I gave you, there was like 11 or 12 different mentions of like the stars and consolations and such. Yes. Okay, and that's the Old Testament too.

Starting point is 00:57:27 If I go into the New Testament, I can read you something like Revelation 12, okay? They do this in the New Testament too. They do it in both. The books are astrothological books. That's what they are. They're hidden, coded to keep the masses dumb. That's what they are. Revelation 12, a great sign appeared in heaven. A woman closed with the sun with the moon under her feet. Then another sign appeared in heaven. An enormous red dragon. Its tail swept the third of the stars out of the sky and flung them to earth.

Starting point is 00:58:00 Okay, have you heard of the woman in the red dragon in Revelation? I have not. the the the the the tha tha. thauulation. thauuulation. tha. thauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thoe revelation. thoe revelation. the revelation tho- thoom revelation revelation the revelation revelation revelation revelation. the revelation revelation revelation revelation revelation. tho- tho- the revelation revelation revelation revelation the revelation. the revelation the revelation. the revelation. the revelation th. the revelation. the revelation, the revelation, the the th. the thuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. thuuuu. thuuuuuu. thu. thuuu. thuu. thu. the the thee theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeananananananed thee the the thu. the woman in the red dragon in Revelation? I have not but I'm dying to hear about it. So check this out. A woman clothed with the sun. So the woman's sign is Virgo. So that's the sun in Virgo. So if the sun's in Virgo, okay, then the moon is directly under her feet because if the sun's up, then the moon is down, right? So you have that. And then an enormous redrararararara, the the thrago, thu, thu, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, but thi, but thi, but thi, but tho, but th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the the is the is dragon, its tail swept the third of the stars out of the sky and flung them to earth. There's a constellation called Draco, okay? And its tail goes from aries to Sagittarius. That's one-third of the zodiac. Its tail swept one-third of the s stars out of the sky. It's all just star poetry. Oh my God. I think I said this before but I just need to say it again. It's basically the Bible is Kevin Spacey in usual suspects. And he's just reading up and telling his story off of what he sees in front of him.

Starting point is 00:59:06 It's hidden information. Like I'll even go, I'll give you a bigger one too. So are you familiar with the book of Job at all? No. Do you know who Job was? I'm functionally illiterate. Okay. Oh, that's, that's wonderful. Um. illiterate. Okay, oh that's that's wonderful. I can read dude but I just it's I prefer to talk. All right, fair enough. So Job, the story is basically this, this is a wealthy dude, okay, who's very religious and he praised to God and everything, and the God and devil have a battle or they argue about if they start to take

Starting point is 00:59:43 shi away from Job will he still be faithful to God. So one by one by one he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, th one, th one, th th th th th thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, took, took, took, took, tooks, took, to took, to to to to took, took to read took took to read to read to read to read to read to read, I to read, I to read, to to to to to took, I took, took, took, took, took, took, took, took, took thi thi, thi, thi thi thi thi tooks tooks tooks tooks tooks tooks tooks tooks tooks took tooks tooks tooks tooks too, to to tooks to take shit away from Job will he still be faithful to God so one by one he starts taking stuff away he taking stuff away and then finally Job calls out to God God replies to him so what I'm reading you is God's response. This is his email back exactly so Job 3832 and it starts off so obvious to Job 3832 can you lead starts off so obvious too. Job 3832, can you lead forth the Maseroth? So the Mazaroth actually literally means Zodiac. Okay? Mazaroth over time becomes Masolot, which in Judaism today survives as Mazeltov, which means good fortune from the stars. So the first, this is the first of the Lord's challenge to Job. He says, can you bind the chains of the Pliadesliiadesliiitesitesitesitesiteseeionionion Orion Orion Orion Orion Orion Orion Orion Orion Orion Orion Orion Orion Orion Orion Orion Orion thionionionionionionion's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that's th. th. th. th. th. th. thoes. th. Can you th. th. th, can the the the the the the massoathe, can can the mass. Can you the mass. Can the mas. Can the mas. Can the mas. the mas. the mas. the mas. the mas. the mas. the mas. the mas. the mas. the mas. the m. th. th. th. Can you th. Can you thoes. Can you thoes. Can you the, the, can the, can thoes. Can you thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. Can you thoes. Can you the. Can you th first, this is the first of the Lord's challenge to Job. He says,

Starting point is 01:00:26 can you bind the chains of the Pleiades, can you loosen Orion's belt? That's pretty obvious, right? Yeah. All right. So then he says, can you bring forth the constellation in its seasons or lead out the bear with its cubs? The constellations are the zodiac above, and the bear in its cubs are minor, the great bear, and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theyterter. Hea theyathea theyadadadadadies are theyaties are. Hea theyadies are constellations are the zodiac above and the bear and its cubs are Ursa Minor, the great bear, and Ursa minor to make part of the Big Dipper. Who can tip over the water jars of heaven? That's Aquarius. Do you hunt the parade for the lioness and satisfy the hunger of the lions? That's Leo, the lion. Who provides food for the raven? So the constellation corvus, the con-a, thiae, the cion, the cion, the carae, the c'n, the cubse, the cubse, theire, theirii, theiri, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the the the too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, top, top, top, to, to, to, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the big, the big, isa, the big, the big, isa, the big, isa, the big, the big, the big, too, too, too, too, means raven, borders on Virgo. Do you watch when the dough bears her fawn? So Mriga, M-R-I-G-A, means deer, and it's located in Orion. Who let the wild donkeys go free?

Starting point is 01:01:15 That's a Salisborialis, which means donkey, and is located in cancer. Will the wild ox consent to serve you? That's Taurus. The wings of the ostrich flap joyfully. That's Lambda Achilles, which means two ostriches. Do you give the horse its strength? It laughs at fear afraid of nothing. It does not shy from the sword. The quiver rattles against its side along with the flashing spear and lance.

Starting point is 01:01:42 That's sagitarious with the flashing spear and lance, that's Sagittarius with the bow. Does the eagle soar at your command and build its nest on high? That's a Keelah, which is the Latin name for eagle, and is a constellation a few degrees above the celestial equator. Finally, he says, can you pull in Levethia with a fish hook? And that's the fish Pisces. So his entire challenge to him is basically like do you know what these stars are? challenge to him is basically like do you know what these stars are? It's all astrology. That's unbelievable. That is like the most that sounds like something straight out of a cue post right there, right? Like you don't even like weird things you have to interpret what they're talking about. But yeah man, I mean I totally 100% believe that the stars are the stories behind the Bible. And but again, I don't know why it sounds crazy, at least to me, kind of,

Starting point is 01:02:30 because when's the last time you actually saw a group of stars? Back then, if you didn't have your phone, you fell asleep with no roof, you looked at the stars 24 seven, or at least, well, you also's a great point, XG. XG's on fire lately, dude. Fire. Let me jump in with that. Let me jump in with that. So the Bible, the Bible was written in Israel. And the Bible was written,

Starting point is 01:02:54 where we took a lot of it from Egypt too. But basically that's the Middle East. There was no smoking smoking smoking smoking smoking smoking smoking smoking smoking smoking smoking. like that before so every night was fucking clear in the sky. So every night you can go in there and you can track it. You got to understand is that we were either given this information whole at first 40,000 years ago or we've been tracking it for thousands of years and basically made these maps out. But where do the aliens come in? You gotta get into like the book of Enoch for shit like that. I bought the book of Enoch and it just disappeared from my house. I need the book of Enoch. I just got the, I just got the, um, the Bible, what is it, uh,

Starting point is 01:03:41 Bible talks about agnostic Bible. I'm getting into all that stuff too. I love it. I mean I did a knowledge. I did a presentation on enoch too. I have a thing on enoch. Do you want me to read you a piece of it? Yeah, read me some enoch. Give me that enoch action. Why does everything you say to me sound like you're angling up a porn shot. I'm all about that English action. What do you think about the mine calendar and then the whole about being wrong about 2012? You think it's... So here's the thing, they weren't wrong about 2012. The mine calendar ended. It didn't die off, we didn't have a huge catacrismic. You remember? I think I brought it up at So here's the thing, they weren't wrong about 2012. The mine calendar ended. It didn't die off, we didn't have a huge catacquismic.

Starting point is 01:04:28 You remember? I think I brought it up at the beginning of the show. Yeah, but you remember? Anything is going to happen this year? You know how they say they were wrong and everyone saying something. So they're having a star of Bethlehem. It's when Jupiter and Saturn basically come together to form like a super bright star. The Christmas star, some people call it. The Christmas star, yeah, that's December 21st. And that's a very powerful day. And then some people are trying to say

Starting point is 01:04:58 that the mine calendar got it wrong because the Gregorian calendar and then the Cesarian calendar, they mixed it up and we lost time.. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I their their their their their their. I their. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. they they're they're basically, I's thi. they're basically, they're basically, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're basically they're, they're, they're, thia. thia. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It's basically, they're basically, they're basically, they're basically, they're basically, they're basically, they're basically, they're basically, thi. It's thi. calendar and then the Cesarian calendar they mixed it off and we lost time. I think it's bullshit. I think I think I think here's the thing I think that these what's more realistic to me is that things like aliens are real obviously but as far as like we go I don't think that many prophecies from like Nostradamus to you name the list. I don't think that these that prophecies work okay anytime a religious prophecy the world's gonna end now and then everyone sells their shit now they're homeless with like dick in their hand on the side of the road you know every time you have that you know everybody they make a story about it but that's pretty much it

Starting point is 01:05:44 they're just stories. it but that's pretty much it. They're just stories. That's why dude I don't do dates especially in the conspiracy world they're like by this day the mass arrest will happen I'm like you're setting yourself up dude to look like a real dumbass I don't get into the results I just get into the information and what the information tells me and the results are what the results, I just get into the information and what the information tells me and the results are, what the results are, because especially when it comes to politics, you're hoping that corrupt people will fix corruption. Good luck on that. All I can do is go, here's the information and tells me that these suckas are corrupt motherfuck us, okay? And that's kind of what I do. Yep. I agree. I agree 100 percent with that these suckers are corrupt motherfuck us, okay? And that's kind of what I do.

Starting point is 01:06:26 Yep. I agree 100% with that. Don't get into the dates. You know, I was talking Chrissy Meyer the other day. I'm like, don't get into the results. Don't be mad because you've got all this information. You don't understand why everybody else isn't like, call them. is it like calling for the don't get into that because you're gonna drive yourself crazy all you do is like and this show is like I am not in to this is

Starting point is 01:06:51 not the show about I'm gonna get to the truth of everything that's not the show the show is we allow someone you anybody on this guest come on and tell your story and what you believe and then the swarm decides whether you were real or fake the funk on a nasty dunk and if you did you're gonna hear about it if you come correct and you're truthful you're going to reap the rewards of the swar but if not you're gonna get blasted on your social media which you know I know, I don't wanna wish on anybody, but I'm also not interested in being the guy

Starting point is 01:07:28 to decides what information's right and what information's wrong. I believe conspiracy theorists are like, street dogs, they've been beat a lot. And like, they just, they wanna fucking, you know, I'm sure if you went to a bunch of Christians were like, it's all about stars. They'll be like, fuck you, dude. Jesus wasn't some dude, you know, and you're like, yeah, he was. I'll fuck you. And they get really angry and say just hearing what you have to say and taking what they like and leave them what they don't like. Well, check this out. Have you heard of the Roman Catholicisms. the C you know what a Catechism is? I do, dude.

Starting point is 01:08:05 I graduated college, but if you want to explain the facts, gee, love to hear. I don't want to explain what the chastism is. I'm just going to read one of them. It's basically like the amendments to the Bible that the Catholic Church put in. Yeah, so Catechism 2116. I'm gonna, so would you agree at least that from what I've given you so far, which is not a whole lot, that there's definite astrology in the Bible?

Starting point is 01:08:32 Yes, yes, but I also, listen, first of all, you've done great, so don't say you haven't gave us a wonderful hour of conversation. So you've done wonderful. I've been open-minded to this for a long time so you, so, so you, so you, so you, so you, so you, so you, so you, so you, so you, you, so you, you, you, you, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, thi, thi, the thi, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the thi, the thi, the thi, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii's, thi, thi, thi, th-minded to this for a long time, so you were playing a home game. So, right. But yeah, I would agree that you've given some great knowledge. Okay, so let me read this to you real quick. This is why. Every time you go up to somebody and you ask them, you're like, what's your sign, what's this and they go, this is devil shit? This is why. The Catholic Catholic the Catholic the Catholic c Catholic c Catholic Catholic this is devil's shit, right? This is why. The Catholic Church Catechism 2116. All forms of divination are to be rejected. Recourse to Satan or demons conjuring

Starting point is 01:09:12 up the dead or other practices falsely supposed to unveil the future. Consulting horoscopes, astrology, palm readings, interpretation of omens and loads, the phenomenon, yada, yada, yada, the the the the the the the the the tha, yada, yada, the the tha, thiia, the thia, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, thoom, thoom, thoes, thoom-a, thoom-in-inatus, thoom-inatus, thoom-in-a, thoomom an thoom an thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, and thoes, and thoes, and thoes, and thoes, and thoom, and thoan, and thoom and, and thoom and, and thoan, and thoananan, and thoanananananan, and thoan, and thoanananan, and thoanan, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada. In the last analysis, the human beings as well as a wish to conciliate hidden powers, they contradict the honor, respect, and loving fear that we owe to God alone. They're telling you right there, astrology is bullshit. They're gaslating you. You know that astrology is in the Bible. And the Catholic church is coming is that is that is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is in thi, they talk about it in the Bible, and then the Catholic Church is coming out and saying, nope, that's not it. It is unbelievable how nobody sees this.

Starting point is 01:09:51 And there's just this weird thing because Catholics are wonderful people. They're wonderful people. And it's just like any group, I don't care who you are, Muslims, Jews, Christians, Catholics. You like, the base is wonderful human beings, dude. At the highest levels, they are dark arcticultics who wear these religions as masks to walk amongst us. Yet, people defend these motherfuckers, like they're their best friends. Like, they know these people. My mom depends them, Sam. I come in here and I'm like, hey, you know that pedophiles

Starting point is 01:10:27 or the Catholic priest and she's like, not here, not in this house. And I'm not allowed to talk about it. And she knows, I tell you, and I'm not here. But we love your mom. So I mean, we can't say. But she doesn't know those those kinds and all she says is like not at my church Not at my church not at the church I go and I'm like Why does it matter what church? So let me get you let me get the straight so if like let's say there's like a hundred doctors in the area for you to choose and like 75 of them are fucking kids But she's going to a doctor that doesn't fuck kids yeah, then she's just like my doctor doesn't fuck kids, that's???????, th., th., th. th. th. that's? th. that's that's th. that's th. th. that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. thi's thi's thi's th. thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi. thi. thi. the th. the th. the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. thi's thi's the doesn't the doesn't the doesn't the doesn't the doesn't the doesn't the doesn't the doesn't the doesn't the doesn't the doesn't their that's their fuck kids. Yeah. And she's just like, my doctor doesn't fuck kids. That's basically what it is.

Starting point is 01:11:06 Well, dude, that's everything. That is everything. That is the argument for everything. And it's not just XC's mom. I mean, all of our moms have these ridiculous things. So much of just the identity of groups is generational trauma, passed down from generation to generation, thought about in think tanks, and then spread around as just, you know, family secrets or religious secrets

Starting point is 01:11:39 or religious history, all the time. I mean, all the time. I mean, all the time. So much of your bullshit that you deal with is stuff you got from your parents that you go into life with this kind of fucking view of the world that your people have been being fucked for centuries. And sometimes they have. But it's like, you're getting mad a shit that happened a long time ago when you weren't even fucking around.

Starting point is 01:12:06 Act like you're fucking getting screwed by the world. In reality. There's things out there. What? There's things out there. It's called, there's people that believe in this. I don't know where you think about it, but there's people who do generational work, which is like, they found recently that that that that they've that that they've that they've that they've that they've that they've that they've they've that they've like, they found recently that, and it's pretty recent, that trauma can

Starting point is 01:12:26 be passed down in DNA. Okay, they found that, like trauma affects DNA and it can be passed down. So there's things like generational work that you can go back in time and fix previous problems from other people. So I don't know how you feel about that, but there's anything that gets you over shit? like there's so many many people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that, that, that, that, that, that that that that, but... Hey, dude, anything that gets you over shit? Like, there's so many people in this world that fucking, dude, what, credit for oppression they never went through. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:12:54 And it just blows my mind. I'm like, you know, it's like, I love women, right? But women talking about how 50 years they go, they couldn't vote. True, you don't vote now. You don't vote to vote. The numbers show that women aren't voting. Stop acting like your second-class citizen, when you make 10 grand a fuck a month showing your behole, okay? Like it's like, let's live in 2020 right now. And but, but so easy because no wants to be like, man, I came to the world and shit was right. Nobody wants to say that.

Starting point is 01:13:31 Everybody, you know what it is. It's, it's, it's people are bored. That's what happens when you don't have like a famine or like a great war or something to to deal with, when you're left to yourself, you start getting offended by the dumbest shit. That's the problem is people have too much privilege. Is the problem? They have too much privilege. And they act like there, anything bad happening to them is like the sign of like societal rot. You know? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:13:57 And it's just, I forget what it was, dude. You know, there was some stuff with a bunch of Jewish comics for putting that out. There was a hashtag being Jewish. I don't know. And I know all these motherfuckers. They all went to private schools and all this shit. And they're like, one day, someone said, where's your synagogue? And then they, like, the fucking world came down on them. And I'm like, dude, and I hear like, and I hear like, and I the, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I hear, and I hear, like, like, like, and I, like, and I hear, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, and I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the going I got death threats that's every day of my life man that's every day of my life I'm getting some call me a filthy

Starting point is 01:14:29 Armenian give me death threats it's just it's life it's fucking life it's like the Buddhist say dude there's gonna be suffrage man and but it's like but this game has been played where the powers of B have taught you that that suffrage is unique to you because you're getting fucked. And it's like- That's actually a great way to put it. You ever find it strange that all the major religions,

Starting point is 01:14:59 that the people who are religious, they claim to be persecuted. Is that weird? Yeah, it's like, it's like unbelievable. people who are religious, they claim to be persecuted. Is that weird? Yeah, it's like unbelievable. It's unbelievable. And they just live in this shit. And the weirdest thing is that it's always either the persecution

Starting point is 01:15:17 is from across or below. They're everybody's too chicken shit to go at anybody above them. So they're persecutions all about the people on theirto go at anybody above them. So that their persecution's all about the people on their level or even below them. Because it's so easy to tee off on, fuck these people, they're fucking bullshit. And even like black lives now, white people been fucking me. It's not like Joe Biden who did the fucking their tritribe that locked up everybody in their life or Camille Harris

Starting point is 01:15:45 were like, no, it's white nationalists or fucking rednecks that are doing it either on their level or below them because there's no, because there's no consequences for that. To go truth to real power is a dangerous game to play. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. You just got to fall online. It's just so obvious what's going on. And it's just like the people fucking you are fucking these people too. It's all the same people. It's like Israel, China, the United States, man. There are a group of people that don't like these, fucking, the people that live there, and they blame them for everything that the government's doing. When in reality, the base is wonderful, the fucking government is all the same people

Starting point is 01:16:30 and they're all scumbags and they're fucking war crimes against everybody, but making the people on the base fucking pay for it. And then people, and then people like Assad, I'm not political. My publicist told me right away, they go, don't be political because you're going to alienate half the people. It's like Michael Jordan said, he's like Republicans and Dems both by right Nike's. So I'm going to do that. I don't get political, but I do get upset about certain things like people like Julian Assange or Snowden, you know, that fucking exposed shit and they get vilified get vilified, and then people for some reason hate them. Yeah, well, the people that hate them

Starting point is 01:17:07 are the blue checkmark people who play the play that about. The blue checkmark is the new mainstream media. It was done. I mean, if it wasn't so evil, it would be the most amazing thing. You should be like, this is how smart these people the the thi think thi thi thiii like this is how smart these people are. They realize this medium is going to die but we got to get this message out so this dead media will put it out in little videos and then this new media will tweet it out to all their followers because Sarah Johnson at Bobo News that no one's ever

Starting point is 01:17:39 heard about somehow has the same amount of followers as Bert Fuckeysher that Everybody knows about but Bobo News editor has 350,000 fucking followers and nobody knows who the fuck they are but they're getting a billion retweets it's yeah diabolical if it wasn't so it's not what is diabolical um it is you did great dude you did great you crushed it dude and uh we should do this again very soon. I really enjoyed talking to you. I really enjoyed talking to you guys, man. You know, you are, you know, it's like once a while you take a chance on some people and because I got to be honest,

Starting point is 01:18:19 I didn't know who you were. But man, you were wonderful to talk to you. Thank you. I did great, you had great information. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You you. You you. You you. You you. You you. You th. You had great information. You had great information. You had great information. You had great information. You had great information. You had great information. You had great information. You had great information. You had th. You had to to to th. You had th. You had th. You had to to to th. You had th. You had th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. this this this this this this this this th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to and I had a great you had great information we've talked about this topic before but your information was a whole different set of interesting facts and it was a lot of fun. Yes so we could do this again at some point I still have the book of Matthew that we can go through I can do the book of Enoch with you we can we'll figure it out down the road like I just really want to get into do the book of Enoch with you we can we'll think the book of Enoch down the road like I love I just really want into all this ancient knowledge I'm all about that action. I quote quick question are you do this on your porch outside in the cold yeah that's fucking why yeah that's fucking why or your wife is tired

Starting point is 01:19:00 to hear and you talk about the fucking stars. Dude, I've only been, I've only been like doing podcasts for like five and a half months. Oh, dude. Look at you. You're like a new comic. You're like, I've only been doing it for five months. You should do your own. I'm just glad you didn't have like a fucking couch or something for this thing. Oh yeah. Well, dude, you're not my style, so you wouldn't even got a chance at the fucking couch. How do you think I got here? Yeah, Johnny, aka Power Bottom, everybody! Johnny's bowhole is a hungry, hungry hip-hop. That's what was on his fucking resume, everybody. And if you ever been to the studio that couch we got there, it's such a casting couch.

Starting point is 01:19:40 It really is a cast, It's not made for sleeping. Sleep, sleeping. Okay, Micah. Micah, please tell them where they can find you. You can get me on Twitter and Facebook at Micah Dank. You can get my books on Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Apple, wherever the fuck they are, everywhere. The series is called Into the Rabbit Hole. And the first book is a to' book is, uh, it. It really is. It's. It's. It's. It is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the th. thi. the thi, thi, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, Apple, wherever the fuck they are, everywhere. The series is called Into the Rabbit Hole, and the first book is Beneath the Vale. The second one is called The Sacred Stones. That gets into like the mysteries of the pyramids and what they really are. And the third one is called the Secret Weapon, which is coming out in four days.

Starting point is 01:20:21 All right, Dank, you crushed it. Thank you so much for coming on. I hope you guys enjoyed this holiday episode. It was fun as fuck and we're blessed to have spent a little time with you during your holidays. I hope you are enjoying your time with your family even though we've all been stuck indoors with our family for a while, but this makes a little different. I love you all very much. Thank you guys so much and we'll do it again soon. Interdimensional... My death. Wake up, Aaron! This is only the beginning. There... You just blew my mind.

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