Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #438: The War On Drugs, The Prison Industrial Complex and The Power Of The Human Spirit with Tommy Chong
Episode Date: April 9, 2021Thank you so much for tuning in for another episode of Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli. This episode we welcome the ICON himself, Tommy Chong, to the show to discuss the war on drugs and how special the... human spirit is. I ask you to please listen to the whole show because the end is pure fire. Listen for the similarities and not the differences. This is easily one of our best episodes ever. Thank you for your support. 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Drink from the fountain of knowledge.
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This is only the beginning.
You just blew my mind.
Good morning, Swar.
Good morning, to the'er. Good morning, Swar. Man, welcome to Timfowl Hat.
You know I am.
You know what I'm here to do.
I'm here to.
Rock.
There we go.
Big day, a big Mexican holiday here on Timfowl Hat.
Very excited.
It's a big day. Tommy Chunks here.
I know he's half Asian.
But I'm sure there's some Latino in there as well, right?
Dude, there's he really doesn't smoke the same. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna take it out. He's on a whole different level.
He's on a whole different level. You know Xavier Grair from his hit show. We don't smoke the same.
Now soon to be available on Rockfin. Yes, yes. Yes. starting, two weeks from now. All right, perfect, so you can go check that out. And on the ones of two, the man, the myth, the legend,
Johnny Woodard, aka Johnny Nice.
Big show today, Tommy Chon.
Jay Nice, loving Tommy, Chong, it's a great show.
I hope you guys will enjoy this show,
and I'm going to say straight now, please focus on the similarities and not on the differences. The end of the show is possibly the greatest moment on Tim Fall Hat.
And I don't want to get lost in differences, okay?
Trust me when I say that.
Enjoy the show.
It is great.
And if you want to see me lie, Tommy Chung knocks out of the, I mean, dude, it's not even
Mount Rushmore.
It's maybe one of the Grace episodes,
I feel we've ever done.
So, and that's just me, what do you guys think?
I mean, I thought it was pretty amazing.
We didn't talk.
Yeah, I mean, like, dude, I didn't talk a lot.
Yeah, for the people that are always like,
sown up, Sam, guys are gonna love this episode. So I hope you enjoy it.
And again, focus on the similarities, out on the differences. It's a very, that's a very
recovery way of taking it. Guys, I'm so excited. I'm gonna be back in Austin, okay, this weekend.
It is the ninth and tenth. I am at the Romo room, okay, with my good friend Augustino, Zoida. Okay, a couple locals from out there and I'm
gonna go see all the boys Red Band, Jason, Brian Holtzman, if Rogan's available
I'd love the pow-out and say hi with him. You know it is what it is and I hope
to see everybody. Then I got a week off in the following week I am in, I am in Arizona.
I'm at the House of Comedy January 22nd.
I mean, excuse me, April 22nd through the 24th
at the House of Comedy with Cash Daddies.
Howie Dewey and my good friend,
Carlisle, Forrester, and yes,
I am brave enough to bring a female comic on the road.
Do you know how dangerous that is, in like, thi' You gonna let her in their green room? I know she's getting her
own hotel. That's how we do it. Daddy doesn't, Daddy, it's not stupid, but I love
Carlis I think she's funny. I want to bring her on. She's a good friend. So I'm
like I want to are like white tigers right
like yeah they look majestic but sometimes they might turn on you right am I
anybody that was Sigmu Freud reference nobody got it you might you might go down
yeah I probably go down for that one yeah don't check off like you do when I'm
around I don't yeah I only jack off in front of Mexicans who smoke weed on podcast. That's my strict, weird fetish I have.
But if you want to get dates to all my shows, go to Sam Tripoli.com, check them out.
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Please check out my new show Cash Daddies.
It is so hilarious.
It's a comedy, financial investment show.
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There seems to be a couple other podcast popping up I say the more than Marrier and I'm excited but if you want to
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Okay, all right, it's gonna be interesting. Oh, who drew that? Chili?
Chili, yes. Shout out to her. Shout out to Chili. Thank you so much for everything you do.
It's always a pleasure when the conspiracy smoke shows get involved in the show.
Anything else? That's it. Guys, we love you very much. Oh, I just want to say something real quick.
I say this every time, but I love you guys so much.
And I love the swarm so much.
And I know I say it too much.
You know, Martha always says to me that I tell the guy.
She's like, all you say she loves. She's the girls, she's the girls, she's the girls, she's the girls, she's the girls, she's, she's the girls, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's the girls, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, to say, to say, she's they, they, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. the, I. the, I. the, I. the, I. the, I. the, I. the, I. the, I. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tell the guy. She's like, all you say, she loved the girls all the time. I just can't stop telling them how much I love them. And I just really do.
And I love you guys so much without you guys. I don't know where we'd be. You know, we got the number 50 on iTunes.
Great. Right. Think about all the people things, corporate, corporate money with money and Joe
Rogan's Reach, you know, which we are, which is what it is. So I am just so thankful. I mean when
you see us in the top 50 of the bazillion, bazillion podcasts that are out there. Especially when
you're almost five years in, we're about four and a half years in, that's pretty special. So I love you all very much. I love Johnny, I love X.
Same to you, dude. Thank you. And we appreciate you guys and thank you so much. And I just hope you
enjoy this episode because I was really touched by it and it was great to hear a legend say something that we've been kind of talking about on the show for a while. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. that that that that that that the. that that the. that the. the. the. the. the. th. that we've been kind of talking about on the
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So please enjoy the show.
Please show Mr. Tommy Chung.
Love, look for the similarities, not the differences, and enjoy the show.
We love you very much.
Drink from the fountain of...
Okay, let's get into it.
Uh, occasionally you do a show where, you know, you're just like,
I can't believe we're doing the show.
And these are one of these shows.
I grew up on this gentleman's comedy.
And we'll get into that.
It's not the privilege to have him on the show.
One of the best ever do it.
Tommy, thanks.
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Tommy, man, I can't thank you enough. You came on an old show I did a long time.
I called The Noddy Show and that was a great time and I'm so honored that you come on our little show here.
So thank you so much for coming on. Do you have a website where fans can come and find you or any one place where we could send our listeners the Swarm to check out?
Yeah, you know, at Tommy Chong. You know, I can't remember that. What do you think? What's it? today? Instagram? Instagram? Is it Instagram? We'll just go with energy. Just he's somewhere. Yeah, I think it's Instagram. I think it's Instagram. I think it's Instagram. I think it's Instagram. I'm not. I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. Yeah, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the s. the s. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. th. thi. th. the th. the the the the thi. to. to. to. the. Just he's somewhere. Yeah, I think it's Instagram.
I think it's Instagram. I'm not on I know I'm not on Facebook anymore. I got banned up.
I got kicked out Facebook. What kind of world do they kick off Tommy Chung off of the side?
I know. They keep Trump on, they kick me on.
So you can go find Tommy Chung on Twitter, Instagram, maybe only fans if everything
works out. We don't know, hopefully it will. Tommy, you know, yeah? I just want to tell you that I grew up on your movies man and I'm sure you get this a lot but
the first time I remember having a belly laugh where I could not stop laughing was when
I was watching one of your movies and there was this scene where this white woman thought
you were a famous Latino singer and Cheech, she didn't care about Cheech and Cheech is like,
Hey man, I'm Santana, man.
And she's like, yeah, you have a great tan, man.
And I could not stop laughing.
And my cousin's like, what's so funny?
I'm like, don't you get it?
And she's like, I don't get it.
I'm like, oh, and we didn't talk ever after that again.
No, but that's when I realized how special comedy was and how great your movies truly were, man.
Yeah, yeah, we had a lot of fun doing those.
I love them.
I know you probably get this ass all the time.
Is there ever any chance of doing it again, maybe a new generation where you guys lead them or anything like that?
There's talk about it. There's a script that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that, that, that, that, that, that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that, that's, There's a script that that deals with it a little bit, you know, that's floating around looking for a director, I guess. I directed most, if not all, all of the movies.
Really? Yeah. I wasn't accredited for Up and Smoke, but I really, you know,
that was, because we wrote it as we went, you know. And then we had Robert Altman's crew shooting it.
And so, so it was like a community thing, you know. Yeah, I'm weird, man. Like like I'll put a band together, but I won't be the leader
You know, I've been a what he called a backup guitar player all my life and and so I never really learned how to play lead or never really wanted to either, you know, I was more concerned with the overall tune than than my ability to, you know, pick a guitar. sor. so, you know, so, I so, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th so, th so, th so, th so, th so, thi th so, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi, thin, thin, th. I th. th. th. I'll the, I'll the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, I I I I I I I I I I I th th th th. I th th. I th. I'll the, I'll thin, I'll thin, I'll thin, I'll thin, the, thin, the the thin, the the thin, the thin, the the thin, the the thin, the the the th was more concerned with the overall tune than then my ability to, you know, pick a guitar. And as a result, I did a
lot of things in my career where I never really got credited for it because
I really wasn't like up and smoked. Lou Adler was down as a director and you know he got he got the
director credits and producer credits. I but Cheech and I I would pick Cheech
his brain for you know talk about his adventures that he said growing up and then I'd
put him in the movie you know and that's not that he said growing up and then I'd put him in the movie, you know,
and that's how that's how it operated. But I, yeah, I'll take responsibility for the movies because
basically that's why we broke up because I wanted to be, I was a director on
Next movie, Nice Dreams,
things are tough all over, the Corsican Brothers.
And it was the Corsican Brothers
that kind of split Cheech and I up
because he was getting a divorce at the same time.
I was getting, I was doing the Corsican Brothers.
And he wasn't really in the mood to do a movie,
but we had the
deal and I wanted to shoot it in in Paris and so we so we added up in Paris
because you know as a director I could make those calls you know and and and that's
what I did but the weird thing you know I just you know doing all these
interviews in that I kind of it's like therapy you know I kind, you know, doing all these interviews in that, I kind of,
it's like therapy, you know, I kind of work things out where I realize that I
can do a lot of things but I'm not, that doesn't define who I am, you know, I don't
know if that's good or bad, it's just the way it is. Like, I directed movies, but I'm not really a movie director.
I play guitar, but I'm not really a guitar player.
No, I get that.
I do get that.
And I understand that.
It's like Batman movies, right?
Everyone's watching Batman.
When Robin's not around, where's he?
Probably out.
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being Robin there's nothing wrong with being Robin and look at that that
showed you how the gay thing was prevalent back in those days you know because
obviously Batman and Robin were lovers. What else would you have a, what do they call his, his ward?
Bruce, Bruce Wayne's ward.
Oh yeah, what was he, what was Bruce Butler was called?
Well no, no, no, that's what they called Robin, his ward, they called him
Ward, yeah, ARD, board.
Yeah, yeah. It just like the old sailing ships, they called him Bruce Wayne's ward, yeah. A-R-D, board.
It just like the old sailing ships, they always had a cabin board.
What was the, what was his, you know, was he a sailor?
No.
Was he a cook? No.
Yeah, he was just there to, uh, to take him.
Yeah.
Dude, dude, dude, the altar boy.
You know, when you think about it, oh, he's an altar boy.
I've never heard of an alter man.
One same, you're a bell boy, right?
You know, so, so, you know, you know, that, you know, that's what I realized.
That's so interesting. How, like, like, like. You know, that, you know, that's what I, that's what I realized.
It's so interesting, how like, like, the stuff that you had to jump, the hoops you had
to jump through versus what's going on today, does it, in terms of entertainment, because,
you know, my co-host is Xavier Guerrero, he has a show called We Don't Smoke The Same.
And it's a weed smoking show.
If you ever want a ton of weed, I'm sure they'd love to have you on, come on and smoke some
weed with them.
But it's just a whole brand that you have a brand now.
It's like, and the things he had to go through, to just be able to be himself. It's like like like like like like like like like like like the like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. to, to, th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th. th. th. th. to just be able to be himself. It's like so crazy right compared like now you
have an open, you can just totally smoke weed on on video put it up on
YouTube or wherever and everybody's cool. You can go on your phone and order
they'll drop it off at your house. Yeah I mean like you won you won.
Tommy. Oh for sure. Oh for sure. But I don't know what I won really because like New York is legal, but you can't smoke it
anywhere and you can't have any pot shops anywhere.
And you can't, you know, you can't smoke it here, you can't smoke it there, you know,
when it was illegal, you can smoke it everywhere.
No, that is interesting.
Yeah, New Jersey. I'm a hard time because no neighborhood, because no neighborhood. You can smoke it everywhere. No, that is interesting. Everybody did.
Yeah, New Jersey, that happened a hard time because no neighborhood wants a pot shop.
You know, so, you know, my solution is that keep the back market, but don't bust anybody for it.
That's all.
I like that.
I like that because once you start bringing
corporations, they're going to start messing with the weed. They're going to start
putting stuff into it, making it cheaper, and then it's just going to be like,
you know, this weed gives you this and this weed gives you that instead of like having
like the the black market to me is the free market. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You grow it, you dry it, you bag it, you sell it.
That's it.
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you know, of that, that kind of cultivation and that kind of thing.
And that was, I guess, that was India, you know, Pakistan, you know, they're around there up in there, up in the mountains in Afghanistan, because that's that's where the Indica,
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That's really all you need to know about weed.
Well, I love that people are scraping, because as a former Coke head, I knew about scraping
stuff off this, and then you got a hunter behind him, like smoking parmesan
cheese because he thought it was crack.
So I know all, because you know, a drug that, dude, over the thousands of years, a human
being, they have tried to smoke everything possible.
They've thrown into a pipe, hit it with a lighter and saw if they got high off
it. So you know somebody's like, dude, this pollen's got is got is going's got is. Let's just scrape our roof? How high do you have to scrape the roof, dude? Yeah, yeah,
that's, well, like, like, when I, every once in a while, I'll get the urge to grow some plants,
you know, and I, and I, at one time I had 40 plants on my roof. when I harvested it was the weirdest thing because
I harvested it and I was hanging about to dry and then you have to cut it, you know, trim
it, you know, trim the buds and I would drop a bud on the floor and literally get on my
hands and needs to find it. Yeah, right. I can't tell you when I just like, I ran out of blow.
I'm like, there's got to be just one magical line somewhere left in this house.
Could you have confused Parmesan for some coke back in the day?
No, not back that, but dude, I mean, I've snorted some stuff going, I think this is it.
I think it was it was,too. So you know you were talking about the black market and you know
obviously you're it's very famous you went to jail for and I think that there
will be a time where people will look back at what you went to jail for and be
like what was this medieval times? I think the time is now honestly I mean
I mean we're really close but the notion that a grown man a very famous
grown man would go to jail for bombs?
I figured out why I went to jail. It took me a while to figure it out. Because my name is Chong.
Yeah. Think about it. Yeah. If it was Smith's, Jones, you know, long as I'm not colored or...
Or famous.
I'm Chinese.
You see?
I don't look Chinese, I know, but I am Chinese, half Chinese.
But Chong, that was the trigger that sent my ass to jail.
And that, plus they looked at my record, I got a juvenile record from Calgary.
And I know they looked at it because my lawyer mentioned something about it.
You know, why didn't you tell me that you had convictions or, yeah, I think it was that.
But anyway, you know, I was destined to go to jail because I was not a white guy, you know.
Had I been a white guy, I got a house arrest, you know, but they can put a Chinaman in Japan
now, especially now with all the, you know, the Chinese flu and all that shit that Trump started.
You know, I, I, I started getting threats on the internet. Oh really? Because I'm Chinese. Oh my God. It's just, you know, you th, it's th, it's th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th th th th th th th th th th th th th getting threats on the internet. Oh really? Because I'm Chinese, yeah.
Oh my God.
It's just, you know it's so interesting like, you know, I live in this life where like,
I mean, if you say I'm colorblind, I think that's like juvenile, I mean, I see race, but I don't go this race better than that.
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I can't believe in this 2021 there's still idiots like that but you know I
think also Tommy that you went to jail oh here you had a thought on that
sorry no no no go ahead go you know I think you also go to jail because you're Tommy Chong you you're from teaching the you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you the you you you you you know. you you the you the you the the the they? I they? I they? I they? I they. I they. I their their their you're their their you're their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tho. I tho. I tho. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi also go to jail because you're Tommy Chong. You're from Ticicent Chong and that, you know, you are, you know, it's like I see it happen
with my friends.
It's like, is, you know, you are a giant influence on me and my comedy, but there's also some of these people like, what is the impact of if we throw this guy in jail, oh it sends like ripple facts through the pot community and everything
like that, people start getting nervous, you know, and it's just real.
They do that stuff for high impact and the more absurd it is, like, you know, as we speak
right now, there's people in Nevada that are in doing life for having been busted with
for weed.
Now if they've been busted with a a ball of coke,
they would be out of jail already.
And like, I don't think you should go to jail for either of those.
But it's like, no, it's, it was always a pure racist
law from the beginning. For sure.
Right from the very beginning. Well, all the, all the drug laws are racist.
You know, the prohibition was racist. You know, the reason they stopped people drinking was because the Italians were bringing their booze and the French were bringing their booze and the Germans were bringing their beer.
And so the Puritans, the white people, said, no, that's wrong. You know, that alcohol is the doubles brew or whatever, you know. And so that was prohibition. And so when prohibition ended, because these Italians and the
Jews and the Polish people, they became in power, you know, enough that they got
enough money that they said, you know, screw this. Well, then they had to find somebody else. And so that refor madness took over. You know, you know, the story. That's the the th the th, th, the th, th the th th th th th. And the the th. And the th. And the th. And the th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. th. th. that, that, tho. And that, that, that, that, that's, th. And, th. And so, th. And so, th. And so, th. And so, th. And so, th. And so, th. And so th. And so th. And so th. And so th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thoe. this. Well, then they had to find somebody else. And so that reefer madness took over.
You know the story, we, you know, it was a medicine. It was a medicine for thousands of years.
It's written in and it was it was a religious sacrament.
That's, it's written in the Bible, you know. And that's where the Bible, in fact, the Bible, the Bible, the Bible, the the the the the the the the Bible and a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Bible, the the the the the the the the the holy books were and it would influence by the the marijuana plant, you know, or the cannabis plant.
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He's this Latino comic and he's like,
whenever you put Mexican in front of something,
it seems shadier, right?
It's like, you love the circus.
Yeah, I love the circus.
How about the Mexican circus, right?
Weed? You like weed?
How about the Mexican weed?
And it's a funny joke. I totally believe, you know, that's my whole fear about drugs, prostitution, they're
poor, they're poor people wars, I mean poor people crimes, because you know, let's take
prostitution, like, is there a victim in that exchange?
No, it's pretty capitalist to me, but we got to arrest poor people, but rich girls
who do escorting and the sugar dating now,
it's so acceptable, they actually have billboards on like Sunset advertising for, hey man, you
and the sugar dating, let's do it.
I'm like, they're not selling sex.
They're selling sex.
No guys like dropping 300 bucks and hoping to hold hands.
I mean, come on.
Stop acting like I was born yesterday, okay?
And it's like 100% and you're totally right.
They, like, you know, drug laws, like, the word fascist gets thrown around a lot,
and there's a lot of people who just think it's about dudes and pointy helmets,
like goose stepping. That's not fascism. That's bad choreography, okay? Fascism for sure, man, is drug laws.
Because what is going on is the private sector,
which is pharmaceutical companies,
and the government are working together to control your ability and your right.
That is fascism, right?
Am I right?
Thank you, yes. That is fascism Johnny, you're a nerd dork, that is fascism, right? Am I right?
Thank you.
Yes.
Totally.
That is fascism.
100%.
And it's, yeah.
And it's all about being able to make a profit out of selling stuff to people, you know, or
putting people in jail.
That's what, you know, the, you know, the slave trade goes on.
Because I was in prison with, there's a golf caddy.
He's actually at the masters right now.
But he got 14 years in prison for using Coke.
What it was, he was a caddy. He got, no, his dealer got busted. And so the feds made a deal or the
DEA made a deal with the dealer. Said, give us a name and we'll let you go. And so she gave up my buddy.
She gave up Eric. And Eric, and Eric, and Eric, he's a cad caddy. That's all. And he was a user.
He bought code, yeah, he bought for some, you know, some of the players.
But still, he was not a dealer.
He was a caddy.
It's a caddy.
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Charged him with the same crime, well, you know, they just ignored the double jeopardy law and all that, and they charged him again.
And well, he blew his whole savings fighting the first one, which he won. And but he lost, and they charged him again. And well he blew his whole savings
fighting the first one which he won and but he lost the second one and because
he fought it instead of giving him the five years which they promised they
said he was going to get they give him 14 years and so when I met him he
was in the 11th year of his sentence. Now because because, you know, I don't fight the law ever, you know, when I went to prison, I, I, I, uh, I, uh, I look forward to it, you know, I, I made the best of it. You know, I, I, uh, I, I, turned it into, you know, I, you know, I only got nine months. And so I thought, well, you th, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, I, I, I th. I, I th. I th. I th. I, I, I, I, I, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, I, th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th, th, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the best of it. You know, I turned it into, you know, I only got nine months.
And so I thought, well, you know, this, I turned it kind of like into a religious
retreat. And in doing so, when you do that, you go along with a program. And so then I became, you know,
everybody's friend there, especially the drug counselor.
Because my rap was a drug rap, so I had to take drug education course in prison,
which I loved by the way.
Oh, that was great.
I learned all about drugs that I never know about before.
And we hung out together with me and the drug counselor.
And we got talking and I started talking about Eric's case. And he said, well, send them to me., I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I the drug the drug the drug the drug the drug the drug the drug the drug the drug the drug drug drug drug drug drug the drug the drug the drug the drug drug drug drug drug the drug drug drug drug drugtalking about Eric's case and he said well send him to me you know I'll get
about because you know if he's got a subject's abuse they'll knock off time
blah blah blah and so Eric got out he got he's out of jail now he's at the
masters right now but he he's an example now when he was prison, because he's a very smart capable guy,
he worked his ass off in all the prisons he was in
for no wages, he built missiles,
he built all sorts of army gear, stuff like that.
That's what's going on now in the prisons.
In the prisons. It's slave labor.
Like I was getting paid 50 cents a day for picking up a gym equipment. That was my
job, you know. Everybody would leave the stuff laying around and I'd go pick it up at night.
And then I had a sign a little thing on the side of the,
you know, a little paper saying,
put my hours in there.
And I got 50 cents a day for that.
Well, if you're in there for a few years, you know,
that adds up to sometimes $5, you know. But I was in there with a lot of wealthy people too, you know, like the Wolffewliflifliflifliflif, the Wolf, the Wolf, the Wolf, the Wolf, the Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall Wall, to.. to. The to. Well, to. That, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to put, and I'd to put, and I'd to put, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and to put, to put, to put, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the to the the to the to to to to the to to to to the to to to the to to to the to to the to to to to the with a lot of wealthy people too, you know, like the Wolf of Wall Street.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was my celly for a while.
In fact, I helped him write his book.
I didn't help him, you know, what happened is I was writing my book.
And Jordan, we shared a cubicle and he would come in from playing
tennis and after a while he goes what are you doing I said I'm writing my book
oh I'm gonna write a book and so he wrote a few pages and he showed it to me
and I you know usually I compliment everybody you know there I'm not a judgmental person but I
I knew this guy personally you know and I knew his talent.
He was a genius, is a genius.
And so I give the hard love thing.
You know, I said, he said, what do you think?
I said, ah, you didn't write anything, you know, shit.
What? I said, all you did was copy Tom Wolf, you know, bonfires of the vanity. That's the first page.
And he got kind of embarrassed, you know, scammers get, you know, and he goes, well, what should I write?
And so I said, well, write the stories that you've been telling me every night.
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that ended up being the Wolf of Wall Street. And so he started writing and writing and
next thing I know, we're both out of jail by then and we're both on probation, so we weren't supposed
to talk to each other, but he drove by the house, peeped his horn and he sold up his book
because I wrote a book I wrote a book and it's going to be a movie it's gonna
be a movie. Well the guy you know he he is you know really talented and there's
so many people like him in the system you know that if they handled their energy in the
right way they would be straight, you know, that if they canaled their energy in the right way, they would be straight,
rich, you know.
And yeah, and so that's, that was the kind of people that, you know, that I hobnobbed in
prison, you know, but in prison, racism, well, you're all a prisoner, you know, and the thing is, it's a privately owned prison.
There are literally people in jail, in fact, right now, there are people in jail that have been ordered to be released,
and the prison just ignores the order and keeps them in there.
Because they're private prisons,
you see? There's no government oversight. And so, yeah. So that, and they did it. You know,
the people, you know, the capitalist did it for a reason because they, they, the, the, instead of the government supplying all the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, theypil., they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the instead of the government supplying all the
the wardrobe and that that goes to a private sector shoes and the clothes
the dickies they're quite nice clothes in fact I got a shirt on that that
they kind of worn prison a dickie shirts and there's a big, big profit going. You know, private prisons
is a huge, huge profit-making thing.
Cigarettes too, right? Don't they have a sort of a special like prison cigarette that they
sell in market in prisons? I was really really, well, the one I was in, they eliminated smoking.
They wouldn't let anybody smoke.
Yeah.
Yeah, Turkey too.
Yeah, you couldn't smoke cigarettes.
And it was really funny.
I was, like I said, I turned it into a religious retreat.
So I hooked up with a shaman, you know, like a medicine man.
He was a head of the native sweat lodge
society and and he grew a herb garden in the grounds and we had a prison, we had
an Indian sweat lodge area and it faced away from the prison and it was a, yeah, it was a dome covered hot
and you bring hot rocks in and we used to do a it was a yeah it was a dome covered hot you bring hot
rocks in and and we used to do a sweat to sweat large thing but he grew herbs
and and he turned me on to one called lion's air and if you crumbled up the
leaves and rolled it up like a joint you could smoke it and you would put you
to sleep eventually but it would
give you dreams that you never had before. I used to call it other people's
dreams. All of a sudden you're going, whoa I don't remember that dream and they were
pretty intense. No, no we could there were so many things we did.
You know because you ever do Shrooms in prison like I've never heard of people doing shrooms in prison like like the thrism. Like I've they th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th could, there are so many things we did. Did you ever do shrooms in prison?
Like I've never heard of people doing shrooms in prison, like psychedelics?
Acid.
They did acid.
Yeah.
The fact, that's why the magazines you get.
They don't have covers.
They don't have any advertising things in it.
You know, those little cards they put in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, they used to soak it in LSD and then put it in the magazines.
And then Terminal Island, one time we were, yeah,
Cheech and I performed there.
And everybody, everybody was on asset, the whole prison.
And they kind of to do because one guy went out and the yard, the yard, the yard, the yard, the yard, the yard, the yard, the yard, the yard, the yard, the yard, the yard, the yard, the yard, the yard, the yard, the yard, the yard, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah, ch ch cha, cha, cha. C. Yeah, chitch. C. C. C. C. C. Yeah, chitch. Yeah, chitch and, chitch and, chitch and, chitch and, chitch and, chitch and I was. Yeah, chitch and I was, yeah, yeah, yeah, the whole prison. And they kind of knew because one guy went out
and the yard started howling at the moon.
How was doing acid in prison?
Because, I mean, acid and shrooms are two different trips,
but they're supposed to, they're both psychedelic.
I mean, acid is like pouring liquid psychedelicic intergalactic lava on your head.
I mean like it's a different you're seeing different things man. Oh can you
imagine and they eliminated bodybuilding the weights in a lot of the prisons
especially the one I was in you know know, because they were also smuggling
steroids. And so the prisoners, all they had to do is eat and work out and do steroids.
And some we got so, so huge, man, that the guards never had a chance, you know, they could
tell its big, you know, huge guys, you know, okay, you know, get mine or I'll kill you, I guess, I don't know.
You know who banned the weights?
Ooh, Arnold's fortune of your ban weights?
Yeah, ban weights in prison? Yeah, what a coincidence, right?
There are no heroes, you know, I mean, my God.
My God. You know, you know, going back to the slave labor, you know, I mean my God, my God, you know, you know, going back to the
slave labor, you know, I'm not really into either side politically Tommy, I'm
politically atheist, I don't trust anybody who runs for Washington DC, you know I grew up a
Democrat and you know I don't have faith in either party right now.
I think they're fighting on the same plane for the same resources, being paid by the same people.
And one of them is Camilla Harris, you know, very famously locked up more African Americans
than any other person in the history of California.
And one of the things that never really got talked about is how her office
argued in court about getting rid of early release and the argument was because it was going to hurt
the labor force and how it's going to how was basically as you said earlier slave labor
and fast forward to these forest fires these guys are getting out for a dollar to go fight fight like giant blazing forest fire. And fast forward to these forest fires, these guys are getting out for a dollar to go fight,
fight like giant blazing forest fires. And then they come out and they can't even apply for that
because they're felons. Yeah, oh and why, and like they're already given the felons to jobs,
like they're getting skills and stuff they can't even use on the outside.
Yeah, because you can't get a job if you got a felony, a felony record,
even though you have the experience in that, you know, although that, you know,
they were a little, when the California fires hit, was it a year or two ago,
Malibu fires in that, they were kind of glad that they had that fire, that labor force because it saved a few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few few. their their their their their their their their their to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. th. th. th. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they had that fire, that labor force because it saved a few
places but not a whole lot.
No, it's all changing.
It's all going to change, you know, because it has to.
Because, you know, we're all here together.
You know, Timothy Lear used to tell me, in fact, we had an argument about it.
His solution was that we have to, you know, get in a
spacecraft and leave Earth and go find another Earth and start all over again,
you know, and I used to tell Tim, I said, Tim, we're on a spacecraft. Yeah,
the Earth is a spacecraft, you know, we don't have to get in a little, you know,
aluminum shell and put
on oxygen and go somewhere and hope to help we find another one.
Earth, you know, this is it.
This is our our spaceship.
And then Tim got mad.
And one day he goes, oh, you're just like John Lannon. You know, I want to talk to you about the 60s and 70s, man.
Artistically, there's an argument.
It was the most creative time in our nation and in the world, man.
We saw a real, like, a real, I guess, like, rage against the machine in terms of like a pushback
against the status quo. You know, you have what the machine in terms of like a pushback against the status quo.
You know, you have what the Beatles.
The Beatles.
Yeah.
There's never been another Beatles.
You know, massive songs that they sang, you know, about peace, love and everything.
I did it all in a decade. I mean, you know, 10 years and out. Amazing. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, and there were, and they, yeah, no, that decade, there was age of Aquarius. Yeah,
I remember? Yeah, that was, that was the time, man. And it was, you know, the war really,
you know, the Vietnam War, you know, their opposition to the Vietnam War, you know, and then growing, you were, you were, you were, you were, you were, you, you, the war, the war, the war, the war, the war, the war, the war, the war, the war, the war, the war, the war, the war, the war, the war, the war, the war, the war, the war, the war, the war, the war, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and,the Vietnam War, you know, their opposition to the Vietnam War, you know,
and then growing your long, hair long, and yeah, that was my era. That was the era
I came out of, you know, in fact, I start playing music around the same time, maybe a little bit before
the Beatles and the Stones. I had no respect for the Stones because I knew what they were trying to do.
You know, they were copying the same James Brown songs that we were a copy.
And Mick Jagger, you know, what a great dance about? It was because he was such a lousy dancer that he had his own style.
I love that. He was trying to be James Brown, but he ended up just being
Mick Jagger. So, you know, he was like the white man's Africa, you know. That's what
England was at the time. It was a white man's Africa. And that's where it all came out of
there, you know, because they had all the thing. But the music, yeah, you're right.
Like now I listen to it, you know, I try to get into it. I, I, I, I try to, well, you know, because I had to, you know, my son made me. Hey, Dad, we got a rapper coming over. Here's the song. You got to know what you're talking about, you know, when we had her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her here's the songs you got to learn you got to know what you're talking about you know when we had our podcast and so I so I got kind
of got into rap but you know I called it before it was rap it was called jazz
and Lambert Hendrick and Ross they used to do those tongue twisters and
and Dylan himself you know he wrote songs that that if you didn't sing him and you just talked to him it would be rap but yeah
the yeah the singer the 60s and that was LSD and we did it now I want to ask you
about that it's so you know I'm reading a book right now it's called Chaos
it's about the CIA and FBI's influence on Hey Ashberry, the
hippie movement, and you know this whole thing with Charles Manson was in and
out of prison when he should never to the point where it almost seemed like he was
basically a free-range test subject to see what the influence of LSD and methamphetamines was
being sold freely in hate ashberry to see what the effects would be, you know, because they
had done it on rats and it was a crazy, like, violence and like just sexual assault was
happening in these rats.
So they wanted to see what happened in this kind of controlled opposition. As you were part of this counterculture, I mean like, you know, like, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, was being, was being, was being, was being tham, was being tham, was being them, was them, was them, was them, was them, was them, was them, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, the, the, the, the, the, thean, theme, theme, theme, theme, theme, theme, them, them, them, the, these rats so they wanted to see what happened in this kind of controlled opposition as you were part of this counterculture
I mean like you know I mean like I remember watching Cheech and John going
dude this is crazy man and so were you ever like did that did that ever did you ever
feel like maybe there was things around you that were not as
they said let's say like agent provocateurs anything like that was that
something that you that as somebody who was very big at that time or growing up in
that time were you conscious of that that was out there oh totally totally that was uh yeah what happened to me I got to tu. that the. What happened to me I. I I I I I I I I I I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. the. that the. the. the. the. the. the. they said. th. th. th. th. that that that that that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that that was out there. Oh totally, totally, totally. That was, yeah.
What happened to me, I got turned on to weed and Lenny Bruce at the same time.
I was 17 years old, I was in a jazz club. That was my, that's where I hung out because it was the only after hours place to go and hear music, you know. And if you're good enough, you played it, but I wasn't good that. That I, that I, that I was that I was that I was that I'd that I'd that I'd that I'd that I'd that I'd that I'd that I'd that I'd that I'd that I'd that I'd that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that was the only after hours place to go and hear music, you know, and if you're good enough, you played it, but I wasn't good enough, I'd go there and hang out.
And it would, you know, the jazz club went all night because we never had a liquor license.
And so, that's where I'd hung on. That's where I got my education.
And then the guy, a Chinese bass player, turned me onto a joint and a Lenny Bruce record.
And that changed my life.
Because it was Lenny Bruce, really, that opened the door.
My mind, you know, because he's doing racial jokes and political joke humor way back.
Can you imagine he was, they were joking about Eisenhower.
That's how far back he goes.
Eisenhower's jokes.
And Lenny did a great joke about,
about a kid that bombed an airplane while his mother was in the air and to collect the insurance or something. And can you imagine he did a joke
about that? And it was funny, you know. They said, oh mom, don't forget your present. What's
in there? Oh, it's okay. You'll find out soon enough. But it's ticking. Is it a clock? Well, for a while, it will be a clock.
But don't open it, you know, I mean, that's sick humor, man, you know, that got me.
And so when, when Cheech and I got together, and Cheech is, oh, he's like an encyclopedia of humor, you know,
because he's got the photographic memory and he can
remember all, and he remembers the funny stuff, you know.
And so, so much of that stuff just teaches childhood, you know, the way he grew up, and my childhood,
too. You know, the way, because I, when I was a kid, I I was I was hung with a weirdo. You know not
not a bunch of but just when and and I could instigate you know because they're kind of crazy.
And so I'd be instigating and and that's all I got through school you know making people laugh.
And that's how I kept from getting beat up too.
Yep, me too. I had a brother that was like three years older than me and when, but the thing
he was, I would have to get beat up first and then he would step in. But in order to keep
from getting beat up, I would make people laugh, you know, and and be charming, you know, like Lenny Bruce.
That's what his thing too, you know.
He was so charming.
You did a bit about, that Jew's charming.
Listen, let's go listen to him.
Let's go listen to him.
He's talking about the Holocaust or something.
But one Jew that never got killed.
Why, he's so charming. Let's go listen to him.
Don't kill him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was the humor that and that that kicked me in that direction.
You know, it was a totally, totally Lenny Bruce. In fact, when Teach night, you know, you knowteach was up dodging the draft in Canada.
That's what we met in Canada, and a strip club.
I turned a strip club into a improvisational comedy room.
And what was great, the girls would get naked, but they would make you laugh first.
What a wonderful time. Oh, it was incredible.
And that's where I met.
You know the song, Mr. Tambourine Man?
Yeah.
Well, there was a guy who was a tambourine,
and that's where I played tambourine on Dylan's records.
And he was the guy that brought the ALST up to Vancouver and around everywhere he went.
And it wasn't even called Elstsdee. It was called Try This.
And wow, that changed. You know, as soon as I tried it, well, I changed my life.
And then I entered up with Motown.
And in fact, I wrote the hits, the one song, The One Motown Song, Does Your Momma Know
About me?
I wrote that after doing a shot of Coke.
I did a couple of hits a Coke.
Because that's, you know know you never had too much.
I know all about that.
These little spoon things, you know, there's enough for a bump where they call it.
You know, little little shot.
And you never got a habit because you couldn't afford that shit, you know.
So you just somebody had, you know, some of the club, club guys that attended the club, you know, the pimps or the rounders or the the the the the thives thives thives. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they would they would they would they would they would they would they would they would they would they would they would would would would would would would have they would have they would they would have they would have they would have they would have they would have they would have they would have they would have they would have. they would have they would have. they would. they would. they would. they would would would. they would would. they would would would would. they would. they would. they would. they would. they would. they would. they would. the club guys that attended the club, you know,
the pimps or the browners or the thieves,
they would have the Coke and get a little shot of Coke
and that's what I did.
And one time I had a joint,
marijuana joint with, with lace with cocaine.
Phew, that was a nice high.
That was great. See, the was a nice high. That was, that was great.
See, the whole thing was, you didn't over indulge.
You did it, then you didn't do it for a long time, you know.
And that's how I wrote the songs and that's,
it, you know, created, kicked the, the creative part of me in there. But then I was, you know, I never, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you know, you know, you, you, you, you, you know, you know, you know, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the creative part of me in there.
But then I always, you know, I never,
you gotta be rich to be a decent drug addict, you know.
I always said about LA, you gotta be rich
to be an alcoholic in Los Angeles.
I mean, when dreams are like $12 each, you gotta be able to afford that stuff.
You want a conspiracy, man? Here's a conspiracy.
Why is Canada's Coke better than America Coke? I've never understood that. Back when I was doing
blow I go up to Canada and the Coke, I'm like, it would just melt in your nose. I'm like,
why are you getting better Coke than Los Angeles? It's pure. Yeah. Because uh, I guess just, you know what it was, it probably wasn't any better, but
there was so little of it, you know what I mean? So it's a scarcity of it, wow,
this is great, you know, because when there's a lot of coke, you know, around
there, it's like, eh, I don't know, you know, coke heads are funny people, they never get enough. Yeah, I don't think I got enough. I don't know. You know, cool kids are funny people.
They never get enough.
Yeah.
I don't think I got enough.
Snort the old, you know, Kilo.
And then, eh, I don't know.
My thing what Coke is that, uh, it just, women love to just let you get weird with them on blow. That was the whole reason I enjoy coke because I knew if I was a chick, she's gonna do blow
and we're just gonna light each other up.
And I was just like, I don't know what it is.
White girls love blow.
I mean, they put themselves in bad situations, right?
They'll have one foot in the van going, are you sure this coke in air? They just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, white, they just, white, white, they're just, white, white, the white, they're just, white, the white, the white, their, their, their, their, their, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thiii, thii, thiiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, in air right like they just don't care they're just the white women love blow I don't know what it is expensive and you're paying for it.
Yeah that's true man that's true that's true
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dressing room hey he's got coke let them in you know that that hilarious dude and
like there's one thing I know man you want to go are the chicks hot
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those three things, it's gonna be smoke shows everywhere. There's gonna be tens running all
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It was crazy, you know, and we just, you know, Tommy, we just went through this crazy like
20, 2019, 2020 that was just insanity.
We're still dealing with a lot of it in 2021. But when I think of like, what was going on in the 60s and 70s in te term term tens, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,think of like, what was going on in the 60s and 70s, in terms of like, like,
we have people die, right?
Well, we've seen some rappers die, we've seen some actors die.
But man, I mean, like, open and wide open, assassinations, man.
Like, straight up, assassinations. Like, as somebody went through that, like, what did that feel like? And as we now start hearing more and more that there's, right, right, right, right, right, right, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. Like, th. Like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th feel like and as we now start hearing more and more that there's like some dark arts behind
FBI, whatever like what was that like going through that these like heroes were just getting off in broad daylight
Can you imagine one after another? Start with JFK.
Yeah, and then it just just kept going.
Well, you're dealing with the mob.
You see, that's what JFK, you know, you can talk to Cuba or you can talk, you know, all, all you want.
It was a mob.
Because he, he, he, he double crossed him.
Yeah. He was definitely, you know, he got elected because of the mob.
And the mob turned Detroit, you know, they, you know, and Frank Sinatra.
See, Sinatra thought that he was going to be, JFK was going to use his, his, uh,
place as, uh, the summer White House. And, and soon as he got in, uh, the, and, and, he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he was he was he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he was he got, uh, he was, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, he was, he was, he was, he was, he got, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he gotthat he was going to be, JFK was going to use his, his place as the summer White House. And and soon as he got in deprescency, they they shut the
mob down, they shut Sinatra down. They insulted them, really. And next thing you know,
no more JFK. And then that started, you know, you know, they got away with one and
then next thing you know, Robert Kennedy, same thing, probably a mob hit, you know, even though
they got the Palestinian, but, you know, but that's the way the mob works, that's the way America
was working, you know, and, and now I think it's more, it's more like the mob is taking
over countries.
Yeah.
Like Russia, for instance, you know, that's a mob boss.
Putin, you know, he's a very easy dictator.
He's the ultimate mob boss, you know, because they're all gangsters.
All about Turkey, Korea, North Korea, you know, the kid.
Imagine being his relative.
Oh, man.
When you look at politicians as crime syndicates, when you look at political parties as crime syndicates it's so much
easier to understand politics when you look at like it that way Matt
like ours and D's if you look them as what like I like to look at the US
government the way everybody looks at Chicago like Chicago everyone's like
there's mob ties that mayor gets his crime group gets to give out the contracts and that's why they fight over it to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theya theya theya theya theya theya theya theyc. theyc. the the the the the the the the the the the the the theya. the the the the the the the the the ties that mayor gets his crime group gets to give
out the contracts and that's why they fight over it who gets to get the
contracts and when you look at Washington you see that way it's a lot easier
to digest man we are ran by organized crime yeah well that's the the downpour not
downfall I mean that's the kill, not downfall, I mean, that's the Achilles tendon or heel of the free society.
You know, because free society means that the mob runs wild too, you know, everybody's free.
You know, it's not just the good guys, you know, it's everybody, it's everybody, it's everybody.
It's everybody, including, uh, but, but the thingthing is there's a moral element we none of us
live forever you know and we're only here for a brief period of time and so yeah
you can be a mom you you know, a gangster.
But what's going to happen in your next life? I love this.
This is why I want to get in with you, man.
Are you a spiritual man?
Are you, are you into, I believe in realms and multiple lives and all that stuff?
What are your thoughts on all that, Tommy?
Totally. It's written. I mean, it's in front of our face. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. threat. to, what's going, what's going, what's going, what's going, what's going, what's going, what's going, what's going, what's going, what's going, what's going, what's, what's, what's in front of our face. You know, you, we live in a physical universe,
but in all matters, for every action, there's a reaction. And so for every physical universe,
there's a spiritual universe. And in the spiritual universe, it's the opposite of physical.
In a physical, in a physical universe, there is chaos, chaos and explosions and physical things happening and change.
Everything's changing.
And in a physical universe, you need oxygen to live and you need water to drink and you need to eat, you need to feed this human body or the tree or the plant or whatever. It's physical.
And if you don't tend to those physical needs, it dies. But when it dies, what happens? It doesn't disappear.
It goes the soul, the humans, you know, the spirit.
The spirit is spirit, you know, and we are eternal beings.
Figure that one out.
Think about eternity.
That's a trip.
Yeah, I've tried my brain hurts.
Eternity is a very long time.
There's no time in the spiritual world. There's no time. There's no want, need, or
desire in the physical world. And that's why when you go to the physical world, which we all
do, we're all from the spiritual world, I mean, that's, we're all there, you know,
no matter how evil you are on earth, when you go to
the spiritual world, you're not evil anymore because there's no need to be.
Because there's no body.
That's some deep thoughts right there, man, because that, on the show we call that black
belt.
And for me, one of the most black belt discussions you could have is, is there a place in a higher realm for those that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th, th discussions you could have is is there a place
in a higher realm for those that do bad things and you're like well well
it's interesting no no don't there's a place right here this is where you get
born again yeah right here so no when you when you die you become energy you see
is there bad electricity?
Even though electricity, you can use an electric turn to kill someone, or you can use it
to hurt somebody, or you can use it to run your car or warm your house or to start a fire,
you know?
So, energy, that's what we are.
We are pure energy. But we have a, we have a universal, universal, to, to the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to, the the to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, that's what we are. We are pure energy, but we have a universal conscious,
the mind, the intelligence, you know.
And we're learning by the way.
That's what a physical world is for, for us to learn, to change, to learn and to evolve. Now you can't
have good without evil. So as good as some people are, they're just bad the
opposites are there, evil in order to have one, you can't have one about the other.
You see, that's why when you have a physical universe, totally have a spiritual universe, you know. In fact, the secret is in, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is for, is for, is for, is for, is for, is for, is for, is for, is for, is for, is for, is for, is for, is for, is for, is for, is for, is for, is for, is for, is for, is for, is for, is for, is, is for, is for, is the the the the, is, is the, is the, is the, is good, is good, is good, is the, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is a, is, totally have a spiritual universe, you know.
In fact, the secret is in algebra, which I failed by the way. I try to get my
GED and I failed algebra terribly. But just think about it. Until the naked aspect of mathematics, the humans only knew the physical, you know, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the you, the you, the you, the you, the you, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the negative aspect of mathematics, the humans only knew, the physical, you know, the,
the, the, the, the proper numbers, you know.
And then some genius discovered, oh, we can also go into the zeros and the negative numbers, of course.
But it took, and when you know that, now buildings,
at one time, you can only build one certain kind of building
because you never had the power of the negative.
And now we do, you know, and that, opened a whole whole world of us, you know, for us,
you know, the way we live now.
You know, another thing too is that, that I noticed, because I like looking at old movies, you know, old cars and that.
And when I see there was a, I forget what it was, I was watching YouTube
and there was some, and they went back to the Model T.
And then I started looking at the people that drove the Model T,
and they were like teenagers, you know, they're like young kids with a car man, whoa, but they also
had horses and the horses were beautiful, strong and and people knew how to
handle horses so well because that was what the car was, first of all the car was just a
novelty. Ah, that's fine, oh what's the name? He's rich, he's got one of those
new penguin cars.
But, you know, they'll never replace this trusty horse because the horse is so versatile.
They can do all sorts of things. The car can only do one thing.
Well, look where we are now.
And time goes on. Time changes everything.
But what I noticed, and it really gave me an understanding of eternity, was that the past is just us younger. We were, you know, and they're, like my dad, when I look at his old pictures that, he was a young guy. He was this old guy. He was this old guy. He was, he was this old guy. He was, he was, he was this old guy. He was, he was this old guy. He was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was the, he was the, he was the, he was the, he was the, he was the, he was the, he was the, he was the, he was, he, he, he was the, he was the, he was, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was the, he was, he was the, he was, he was, he was the, he was the, he was the, he was the, he was the, he was the, he was the, he was the old, he was the old, he was the old, he was the old, he was the old, he was the old, he was the old, he was the old, the old, the the the, the the the, the the the, the the the th, the, thi, he was, he was, he was the old, when I look at his old pictures, he was a young guy.
He was this old guy that passed, you know, a few years up, you know, in his, I think he was
close to 80.
But he was, he was only aiding for a brief period of time. The rest of his life, he was young, and then he got older and older and older, and he changed,
you know?
And that's about, the whole world is like that, you know, and we're here really to
learn.
Because think about it, when you're born, you have to learn how to breathe first.
You gotta get whacked on the butt butt, well, then you start breathing.
And then you're hungry. You've got to learn how to eat.
And then you've got to learn how to cope with movement.
And then you've got to learn how to, you know, to suck a titty.
You have to be taught back.
And some people never forget that one, like me.
And that's what this life is all about.
And so when you think about evil, well of course that's their job.
I look at our lives like it's a play, you know, and everybody's here to play a role. And then when they leave, they go
back to the casting office and say, okay, what's my next role? I totally agree.
Then you come back and you grow up and you play another role. And that's why it's
hard for me to mourn people that pass because they're fine. It's the people that left behind that, that, that, that, in some case, that, the th, that, that, the that, the that, that, the the that, that, the that, their, that, their, that, that, their, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, their, their, that, that, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their they, they, they, toda, tote, tote, totally, totally, totally, they, they, they, they, they, because they're fine. It's the people that left behind that
that in some cases suffer because they they were so dependent or so loving you know that and only
one more thing before I put my little little no I'm loving this
we're just chilling. We're just chilling.
One more thing.
When I was in prison,
a month before I got out of prison,
everything changed from me.
People that I were so tight with,
they eased away.
And by the time I left, I was alone. Because what happens when someone's
leaving prison, they're leaving the womb. They're leaving your world. And you're not, you don't know
them anymore. And it was a weird feeling. And this is what happens when you get older too.
You have to accept it,
that you're no longer in the young crowd anymore.
Yes.
And as you get older, and I think that's one of the reasons
that you get funny looking,
and different looking because your job was to produce another offspring. And in order to produce another offspring, you have a that, and it was a to that it was a that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, and it, and it, that, that, and it, that, and it, that, and it, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it that, and it that, and it was that, and it was that, and it was that, and it was that, and it was that, and it was that, and it was that, and it was that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, and it was your job was to produce another offspring.
And in order to produce another offspring, you have to look good and sharp.
And then your partner looks at you and said,
oh, I'm going to hook up with this guy.
But as you get older, you start shrinking and looking funnier and that.
And I think it's partly so that people aren't gonna feel that loss anymore.
And so when you finally die, I've known people that,
finally, I'm not thinking they die tanglily.
Jesus, forever.
And I'm getting to that point.
See, I'm getting to that point now.
And so I have to do a lot of, you know, self. Well, I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. Ito that point. See, I'm getting to that point now. And so I have to do a lot of, you know, self.
Well, I have to find the joy of being who I am.
See, that's the key. And when you find the joy,
and you know what the joy really is, is what we're doing now is passing wisdom or passing giving people love and
you know everything that they need you know what do you need you got it well
you know we're talking about the weed you know the weed companies
that we're owned my son was just here here, but we're on the verge of
become very, very wealthy because of, you know, the way the weed is going, you
know, and my daughter says, oh, what are you going to do with your money, dad?
You know, and I sold her, I said, give it away. That's all you can do. I don't need that. I got everything I need. I need. I to, I need it. I got everything. I, you. I, to, to. I, I to. I to. I to to. I to. I to to to. I to to th, I to to th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th very very very very very very, I've to th. I've thi, I th very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very, I said, give it away. That's all you need to do.
I don't need. I got everything I need.
In fact, my son, you know, we had to get new computers and I got a new camera
because I got well said I'm not using.
You know, because I don't need any, what do I need?
As you get old, it turns out, you don't need shit.
You need shit to do. That's what you need. But that is, and so, you know, looking for the joy of being old,
is being able to make people happy, you know, that's why Santa Claus is so everybody loves. Because his only job is to give people happy. You know, that's why Santa Claus is. So everybody loves Santa Claus because his only job is to give shit away.
Well, man, I don't know if there's, I mean, I hate to ask another question because I think that's the best way to end the show.
I mean, it's the best way the end of show. It's just like, it sounds like, I just wanted to ask in these crazy times,
you have hope for humanity, brother?
Oh, totally.
Well, the same thing, humanity is forever.
There's no hint to it, because there's nowhere to go, man.
You know what I mean? It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a they. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a their. It's a the same. It's a the same. It's a the same. It's a the same. It's a the same. It's a the same. It's a the same. It's a the same. It's a the same. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. It's a cycle. You just, it's been going forever.
And when you study history, you see that they have the same questions.
Socrates, all these guys, all these philosophers and that.
That's what they were going through.
And then Einstein and all those guys.
What's the guy that was in the wheelchair that discovered the black hole?
I keep forgetting his name. Stephen Hawkins. Stephen Hawkins, man. You know what? I had a revelation
about Stephen Hawkins as that he wouldn't have gone to where he went to had he been normal and walking
and everything fine. He had to get his ass in that wheelchair to
stop him from doing everything else and just to have him concentrate on that.
That was his whole, his whole life was dedicated toward that. Now when he comes
back, this is your reward. You go through your whole life being that and then you die or you
then you di. It's a transition.
You leave. You know, that's why we had good Friday and everybody's rejoined,
the Christians rejoicing that Jesus came back from the dead. We all come back from the dead. We all do.
There's nowhere else to go, you know. There's no, the cemetery is only hold the shell
of what you want to worsen.
Think about like release cars, you know,
when the car gets old and tired,
then we junk it or sell it or get rid of it.
And then you get a new car.
And that's what happens when you die.
When you die, thank Godthank God okay I'm ready to
go okay the next slide what's it going to be now here's the here's a tricky
thing now suppose you've been saying mean to black people you know you're racist you've
been mean to black people you know you're racist you've been mean to black
people what are the chances of you coming back as a black person
yeah dude that's black belt too black people. What are the chances of you coming back as a black person? Yeah, dude.
That's black belt too, bro. That's black belt too. That's real black belt stuff right there,
for sure, man. Yeah, 100% I know exactly what you're talking about. Or you're, or you're, you've been tortured women.
You know, and next thing you know, you come back and go, oh, tee's I got tortured women, you know. And next thing, you know, you come back and go,
oh, geez, I got titties.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
See?
See, cause and effect, you see?
That's why you don't ever have to worry about someone else's punishment or whatever.
Like Trump, you know. I've always had a, uh, uh, uh, like, like, like, like, like, like, you, like, you, you, like, you, like, you, like, you, like, you, you, you, like, like, you, you, like, you, like, like Trump, you know. I've always had a, sort of like,
like, in fact, I was on the show, sank in those guys and they, they're ragging on Trump and
everything. What did, he said to me, what would you do to Trump, you know, you had the power?
What would you, and I told him, I'd forgive him.
And they said, what?
Yeah, forgive him.
And they said, why?
I said, because it frees me.
I love the feeling of forgiving.
That's a beautiful feeling.
Because when you forgive somebody, especially if they done shit to you, then it's
all on them.
It's nothing to do with you.
It's all on them.
You get the rewards of being able to have that beautiful feeling of forgiveness, because
that is a beautiful feeling.
That's what Jesus said. When they're torturing the shit out of them.
What do you say? He said, forgive them for they know not what they do.
And and and he's on his way to heaven. And can you imagine, you know, as someone has evolved as Jesus,
he probably, there's probably some secret places in the spiritual world where these guys hang out.
You know? Green room. And when they come back, you know, there's rewards. There's so much reward for having a pure heart.
The reward is having the heart, you know, it reward is having the heart.
You know, it's not getting the heart, not only the heart,
not, you know, or stealing the heart.
It's creating the heart.
You create, you create your own,
you create your own sorrow, you create your own happiness.
That's up to you you but it's a secret
because a lot of times we're caught in a in our in our karma you know we're
caught in it we got a okay we did some shit that now we're paying for it
okay we got a pay once that debt is paid boom now we can evolve but and this is
what Jesus talk to is that you can be born again anytime you want and this is the last thing th th you th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that that that that that that that that that that the tho tho tho tho tho the the the tho tho tho tho tho th th th tho th thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thou the thou the thou the to to to to tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho this is what Jesus taught to us, that you can be born again
any time you want. And this is the last thing I leave with you. Yeah, I love it. This is the greatest,
this is the greatest thing that I, I was doing a talk, where was it? Somewhere. They wanted to know, up and smoke, you know, and so I was talking about up and smoke and all of a sudden,
boom, I got this, this flash that just, it just was so powerful that I had a shirt with the people.
And in the director that gave the talk, he goes, well, I sure didn't expect that.
Here's what I told himthem. I told people.
I see.
The most secret thing in the human body
is the mind.
See, clinically, you can live without a heart.
You can live without a lungs, you can live without a dick.
You can live without feet.
You can live without everything except a brain. You can't live without a brain, a mind. And
when your brain dead, it's over. But until your brain dead, it's not over. So the mind is where God lives.
God lives here. Now, in order to activate the God app, I call it the God app.
All you have to do, this is crazy, is think of God. That's all. That's all you have to do.
You can't have two thoughts in the mind at the same time.
It's proven. Impossible. So, that's what the Bible, that's what the scripture says. Keep your mind on God and everything will happen for you.
Keep your mind on God. Paul calls it praying without ceasing. In other words, keep your mind on God. Paul calls it praying without ceasing. In other words,
keep your mind on God. Now, of course we can't do that every day, but when you think about it,
keep your mind on God and just watch what happens. Now, with me, I use it all the time.
I lose my phone. I constantly lose my phone. Okay, where's my
phone? Now I don't search for it anymore. I just put my, I close my eyes sometimes or I
just think I laugh too because it's silly. I'll say, okay, God, where's my phone? That phone appears.
And you know what? Usually it's in my hand.
The best.
Okay.
So listen you have a weed company. I want to I want to end on that is you got a wee company.
Where can they find your weed is there a place and go to buy it?
Uh, at Tommy Chong.
that.
I think that's yeah, at Tommy Chong is one place and it's around brother. I love you man
this was so so this was one of the best episodes we've ever done and man that
that the end the end is going to save people's lives and help them change your lives
and we say here all the time nobody's come to help you you have to save yourself and and stuff like that change your lives. And we say here all the time, nobody's coming to help you.
You have to save yourself and stuff like that is what helps.
As always, this is the second time I've been able to interview you
and both times I have been blessed to be able to have a conversation.
And we love you very much here.
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So please don't hang up.
I'm going to end the show but I want to talk to you for just one second.
Guys, thank you so much for listening.
I hope you got to, I hope you come for in my humble opinion.
I don't know how it gets any better than that didn't touch you, you're dead. That's all I gotta say. So we love you very much, Swarm. I hope to see you in Austin.
Thank you, Xavier.
Thank you, Johnny.
We'll talk to you soon.
Thank you.
We go deep home, boy.
Aaron, open your mic.
Drink from the fountain of knowledge.
There's lizard people everywhere.
That's a interdimensional...
My head.
Wake up, Aaron!
This is only the beginning.
You just blew my mind.