Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #500: The Big 500th Episode Of Tin Foil Hat With Eddie Bravo, Off The Grid Ryan Davis and The Swarm

Episode Date: October 19, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Tinfoil Hap. Oh, what do fuck are you guys who we're talking about? Global controls will have to be imposed. And a world governing body will be created to enforce them. Welcome to Tinfoil Haas. We go deep, home, boy. Eric, open your mic. Drink from the fountain of knowledge.
Starting point is 00:00:27 There's lizard people everywhere. That's some interdimensional mindek. Wake up, Aaron. This is only the beginning. There's, you just blew my mind. Good morning swore! You know I am. You know what I'm here to do? Good morning's war! Hey! You know I am.
Starting point is 00:00:53 You know what I'm here to do. I'm here to rock! Welcome to the 500th episode of Teethfoyle Hat! And Johnny's having problems. What's going on? I'll be right back. Okay. To know him is the love him. Give it up for the one only.
Starting point is 00:01:17 Xavier Guerrero! And I'm the ones in Tuesday, even though he's not here, putting out fires, give it up for Jay Nice, Johnny Woodard. Guys, this is the 500th episode, and I have to say some to you. I love you all so fucking much. You guys have changed my life and without you guys I would be fucking nothing. So give yourselves a round of applause of this form for making this all fucking possible. This show is the most insane show ever and if you look around this is your tribe vibe
Starting point is 00:02:06 with your tribe give it up these are your friends these who see it these are who you could talk to these are you get through it this show is five years old we are now ranked 48 in the top 200 podcasts on Apple Pie podcast because of you guys. Five years into a show and we're still in the top 25. And joining us on stage, one of the original motherfuckers! Go! Go! Go! Yo, yo, yo!
Starting point is 00:02:41 So Eddie's the one that we're going to get into Eddie real quick. I'm so happy you could join. Is your mic okay, dude? I think so. So, Xavier, Johnny, thank you so much for being part of this. Without you guys, I'd just be talking to myself. You guys put up with a lot of shit for me. It's a running and gunning thing, but without you guys's the show impossible. Each one of you guys do a very important thing, so give it up
Starting point is 00:03:08 for Johnny and XG everybody. Thank you, thank you. There's a lot of people who aren't here that that would love to be a part of this. Obviously you all know. Mark Stee from My Family Thinks I'm Crazy. He books this show, so he could make it. So give it up for Mark, everybody. There's also Robin who does our social media. She couldn't make it. We appreciate her.
Starting point is 00:03:43 And in the corner over there is a young lady, her name is Dana Marshall, and she is, she's the glue that keeps this fucking freight train going. Give it up for Dana Marshall everybody. She won't look at you, but turn her on away. There she is. There she is, go Dodgers. Fuck the Dodgers. So, you know, there's a lot of stuff that's going on.
Starting point is 00:04:12 It's a crazy thing, man, because, you know, the show is, it's in real time. And we're always constantly talking about what is going on in the world, and we're laying our reputations with not just you guys and our credibility so you guys keep tuning in but when you guys hear what we have to say you go and you talk to your friends your family your coworkers and we try to arm you with the best information we can and I would like to think that this show after five years has real a really great batting average and I think it's very important and I'm so thankful that all you guys go to war with me on
Starting point is 00:04:51 this fucking show so thank you guys very much. I don't know that's a weird I didn't give you a moment to clap there but if you want to clap you can. Now I'd like to take a moment and give Xavier and Johnny a time to say how great I am now. Oh yeah, I definitely wouldn't be here. I'd still be illegal outside Home Depot. Okay, thank you. Right.
Starting point is 00:05:16 Johnny, anything? Yeah, I guess. I don't know. No, seriously. I mean, he knows it. We wouldn't be here without him, obviously. And I, when I got brought into this, I got brought in from the shallow end. I mean, I came off of a sports show, Punch Strung Sports that I did with Sam, and he invited
Starting point is 00:05:35 me to join this. And yeah, I've learned a lot, you know. It's been an education. Thank you, Sam, thank you so much. Johnny, you're like one of the more cynical guys on the show, which is very necessary. I would say skeptical. But he's not an Aaron, though. Aaron was way worse.
Starting point is 00:05:50 Worse, worse. Okay, thank you. Thanks, actually. Not worse, but like you still kind of, you're not, you like to believe a little bit. It is. Tataria is fighting pedophiles, yes. And mountains are melted buildings, right? So tonight we're going to just talk about our journey. Then we're going to name the Mount Crushmore of Timfoyle Hat. Voted on by you, the fans.
Starting point is 00:06:17 We didn't pick ours. I let you guys aside, and we're going to do that tonight. But before we get into that, and before I want, I have to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to do to to do to to to to do to be to be to do to to to to to to to to theyknote. I to just just just just just, to just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. I. I. I. I before we get into that, and before I want, I have to thank Eddie for everything, but I want to take a moment to that. Before we do that, I won't bring up another guy to the stage. He was one of the original ones. Please get it off for off the grid. Ryan Davis everybody off the grid.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam. Raise a glass to the man. Raise a glass. You guys are too nice. Thank you very much. Ryan, thank you for joining us all the time. I'll occasionally get, uh, dude the show sucks without Ryan. So just want to tell you that people still us all the time. I'll occasionally get, dude, the show sucks without Ryan, so I just wanted to tell you that people still love you, and you're missed on the show. So would you like to say, like, where have you been and what have you been doing? I've been traveling up Pacific Coast, Redwoods.
Starting point is 00:07:20 I've been just getting weird, meditating. I work production assistant, if any of the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, the show work production assistant, if any of you guys are in the industry, hire me. But yeah, man, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for Sam believing in me. So once again, I just want everyone to raise your glass to the man of the hour. Sam. Thank you guys. I appreciate you. So Ryan, Ryan, to help me a lot. A lot of people thought Ryan and I weren't getting along. We were having a big fight and all that stuff. And we had a moment of weirdness and you saw it on the video.
Starting point is 00:07:50 And, but Ryan and I kind of came together again after we lost Brody Stevens. And Ryan was nice enough that when I have my babies, he came and stayed with us for a while until he wanted to fight me and then he had to leave. But before that, it was he really helped me so I owe you very much. Now, if you look at the old, old artwork of Timfoyle Hat, Ryan has a big influence on the artwork, he had a really great thing, fine fans, asked them if they want to make artwork for the show. It was really great. And you gotta look back at some the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the he he he the he he he he he he he he he he he a really really really really hea he a really really hea hea hea he hea he hea he hea he hea he really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really hea hea hea hea hea th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He the the the thi thi thi really thi really thi thi thi really thi really thi really thi really thi really thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the thi thi thi really really really really really thi thi they want to make artwork for the show. It was really great. And you gotta look back at some of the guests too. It was a little darker back then. I got a little moodyness to me. I used to bring it but I'm happy to be
Starting point is 00:08:35 here tonight. Thank you. Ryan you definitely had when we had the Satanist, do you you booked a Satanist, do you remember that guy? Yeah I dated a Satanist you remember that guy yeah I dated a Satanist that we had on also oh yeah you did yeah she was in the church of Satan to be exact and the satanic temple she kind of split her time yeah it was a different show back then yeah a little dark it was a little weird but I remember when we had the Satanist I was showing it right here he's like hey man welcome to Timful Hi he goes are you guys you th the the th th th th th th you guys th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus thus th tho thus thus thus th th th th th th th to to to to to to to to to to to th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th is th is th is like th is like th is like th is like th is like thus thus thus thus thus the the the the the the the is the is the is the is the is the is the was the was the was the the hey man, welcome to Tip Full High. He's like, what's the name of the show? I'm like, it's Timful Hi. He goes, are you guys some of those Columbine weirdos?
Starting point is 00:09:16 Totally. That the news? I go, dude, you're a Satan worshipper. You're judging us? Hey, to each their own, you know. So you dated Satanist? Yeah, she was uh, the first day. There was this one, to to the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th th th th thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi. It goes, it's thi. It goes, it's thi. It goes, it's thi, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it's thi, it's thi, it's th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi, it's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's th we. What was the sex like? Anal on the first date? There was this one time when she was like, we gotta turn this song off. I was like, why? She was like, because this shit's really dark. I'm like, what? What song was that?
Starting point is 00:09:34 Art Kelly? Some like, old school. So you dated her and what happened? That's when we made the rule no more dating any of the guests. Which, uh, fucking, uh, Xavier completely fox and doesn't care, which is fine. Which guest? Uh, all of them. Bishop Larry Gators? Is that why he left? Well, we'll get... We'll get the bishop Larry Gators in a few.
Starting point is 00:10:04 Fuck Larryators in a few. You can kiss my ass. Ha ha ha ha. Why did you guys break up with Satan shit? Why did you break up with Satanist? Oh, because he thinks we're saying the Satanist. Sam calls the goblin. The's like, there's like a part of me that comes out and it's just, it, it, it, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, we, we, we, we, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, you, you, to, the, you, you're, you're, you can't, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, t. t t t t t toge. t t together. t tho. t the, the, the, tho. together. tho. tho. to. Sam calls the Goblin like there's like a part of me that comes out and it's just too much to handle. How are the blow jobs?
Starting point is 00:10:30 That's a great question. You can't can't complain I mean good. Blow jobs like pizza. Evil blow jobs on pizza. Blow jobs are like pizza. Did she drink blood? No but we I did meet her at a bloodletting ceremony one time. Oh, okay. That's cute. Okay. It was pretty intense. There's a covenant. Oh yeah, you went to that blood thing that was. And you made with her.
Starting point is 00:10:53 And it was just a bunch of fat chicks. How how long did you go out with her? How long did you you live with her? No. Did she live in a house? Yeah, she's like a YouTube star. She's like a YouTube star. Yeah, one of those influencers.
Starting point is 00:11:12 Now is she openly satanic on YouTube? Yeah, she talks about it. Okay. She's like open, kind of like the way Christians are to kind of teach their own. Did you rockdogger? I guess it's kind of similar but not at all, but maybe. I don't know, man, here's a whole thing. This is a thing about Tim Foll Hat and I'll say this.
Starting point is 00:11:35 I want to talk to everybody. I don't want to just talk to people I agree with. I want to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk to just just just just people to just people to just people to just people to just people to just people to just people to just people to just people to just, to just, to just, to people people to people people to people to people people to just, to just, to just, to just, to just, to just, to just, to just, to just, to just to just, to just people to to to to to to to to to people to to people their their their their their their their their people, their people whooom pe people whooom, their people whooom, their people who I, theirtalk to everybody so I can hear everybody's point of view. Because maybe there's some things that we don't quite understand. Baby eating and bloodletting? I think we got a good understanding of that. But I would like, I let anybody come on, man. I will let anybody come on. And the show is it really about not judging what's being said.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Allowing people to have a conversation. And I don't think you see that enough in any podcast. I think people have a point of view and they anchor in on that. And I don't want to do that. I want people, because, you know, the original part of this show, which is, you know, I want to talk about Eddie and what a big part of the, he is. You know, I'd had a falling out with a guy on the show before me, and I was just like, I mean, people just didn't understand me. I was getting fights with people at the comedy store about Hillary Clinton.
Starting point is 00:12:37 I know there's fucking shady shit he was into, obviously. And nobody really, I just felt like conspiracy theorists are you know just like beaten dogs in the alley right and we'd never get a chance to be loved and shined and so I would watch Eddie right I mean like forever there was like nobody to talk to about this shit and then I would watch Eddie on Joe Rogan and just like he would just get shut down by those three guys all the time and I was like man I want a place where people the people the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. There was like just like just like just like just like just like their their is like their is like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. I was like th. I was like the. the. the. theat. theat. theat. theat. the. theat. the. theat. the. the. the. th on Joe Rogan and just like, he would just get shut down by those three guys all the time. And I was like, man, I want a place where people can just go and talk. And that's why I called Eddie.
Starting point is 00:13:13 And Eddie did the first show ever. So thank you very much, Eddie. I love you very much. Thank you. I wouldn't be doing comedy if it wasn't for Sam. I did comedy before 10th Planet back in like 2001. I was at the comedy store with Joe all the goddamn time. I traveled with Joe when he would do comedy. I would just like be just hanging out and causing trouble.
Starting point is 00:13:42 And I did some open mic nights and stuff. And I realized, damn, you gotta put a lot of work into comedy. You gotta, to get the public speaking skills down, just that alone, forget about being funny. Just having the confidence to get on stage and talk. That's a skill in itself that needs a lot of work and that's why most comedians, most legit comedians, they're going up as much as they can throughout the week, three, four or five times a week.
Starting point is 00:14:10 And I learned that real quick back in 2001 when Joe was put me up on stage. I just didn't have good public speaking skills. I thought maybe my strip club DJ Days would translate. But that shit didn't translate. I thought it would, but it didn't. Comedy is way different than introducing naked chicks on stage. So I got to a point where I thought, you know what, I'm just gonna, there's no way I'm gonna do three, four nights a week at these clubs. I just can't do it. You know I wanted to, I wanted to make it in music that's what I wanted to. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho I tho I tho tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I th. I th. I th. th. th. I th. I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, that, I tho-a, I tho-I tho-I these clubs. I just can't do it. You know, I wanted to, I wanted to make
Starting point is 00:14:46 it in music. That's what I wanted to do. And I was doing Jiujitsu and I thought, I'm just spreading myself too too thin. So I decided to stop doing stand up and just write sketches with Joe. And then that's what led to Comedy Central. We were on the man show. I was a writer on the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho tho tho too to too too to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be too th. th. th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi tooo too too to man show with Joe. So I thought forget about getting on stage, you know, just gonna take too much work getting my public speaking skills on point. So I just didn't have time for that shit, but I did like writing comedy and I did like putting sketch sketches together. So I did that with Joe on the man show. It was horrible. It was a nightmare experience. It was it was it really was and it would tak. And it tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak. tak tak. tak tak tak tak tak. tak tak. tak. tak. to to to to tha. tha. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tod. today. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to to to to to to t man show. It was horrible. It was a nightmare experience. It was, it really was. And it would take an hour to explain that, but it was horrible. And that, during that time is when I went to Brazil. And I got a big win against a famous grappler named Hoyla Gracie. And then I came back, thank you.
Starting point is 00:15:39 I got my ass kicked right afterwards, so... Be careful while you clap. So I, I came back and I decided, to fuck it it it it, th it, th. T, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, tho, but, but it that, but it that, but it that, but, but, but, but, but, but it that, but, but, but it that, but it that, but, but, but it that, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, tho, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. It, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. It was thooooooooooooomomorrow, the, thi thi thi. But it was thi. Be careful while you clap. So I came back and I decided, fuck it. I'm gonna start teaching Jiu-Fuck Hollywood, fuck comedy. I quit the man's show. I walked off before that. That show was gonna get canceled anyways. And I walked off.
Starting point is 00:16:01 And I started 10 Planet Jiu-Ju-Juiu. It was on a Thursday. June, the first Thursday of June, in, in, in, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, and, th, th, th, th, th, th, and I, and I, th, and I, and I, th, and I, and I, I, I, I, I was, I thi, I, I was, I was, I was, I was, I the the the the the the the the the th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu. It was on a Thursday. In June, the first Thursday of June in 2003, 18 people showed up. No was it. I showed up. It was 10th Planet from that point on. And Sam did show up.
Starting point is 00:16:17 So I knew Sam before 10 Planet from the comedy store, from my failed attempt at comedy back then and so I just said I walked away from all that shit to fuck Hollywood fuck all that shit but I still wanted to make music though but forget about comedy but I never stopped writing and I thought maybe one day I'll go up on stage and you know because I kept writing and I never did it was like year after year I kept writing but I just didn't go up on stage and 15 years later after 15 years of teaching Jiu-Jitsu and Sam said,
Starting point is 00:16:55 hey man if you ever want to go up on stage I got a show Tuesday night's chaos comedy. I'll throw you up on stage on the main stage. I'm like, shit, damn, you know, that's talk about cut in line. You know, Sam was like, I'll throw you up, dog, I'll throw you up, I know you could do. I'm like, damn, I haven't done comedy in 15 fucking years. I don't know if I got to do this shit. I don't know, because when I started to teaching, I would, just stupid jokes. And I felt like, damn, my public speaking skills have improved since I started teaching. Would that translate to comedy? I didn't know how I thought about it.
Starting point is 00:17:31 And I finally took Sam up on his offer. I went up on a Tuesday night. And I'm like, I'm either going to fucking die and bomb, or all this teaching I've been doing is gonna make up for my public speaking skills. And I went up and I was like, God damn, I'm trying to tell jokes at Jiu-Jitsu school when none of my, I'm bombing at my Jiu-Jitsu school night after night, bombing.
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Starting point is 00:18:36 Eddie calls me up, he's like, dude, why don't we just do a show, because Eddie would go up and just crush. He's just crushing him. Not really. You would cross. Eddie is way hard on himself. He's literally, if he really focused on comedy, I'm not lying, this isn't me exaggerate. He would be the funniest student comedy,
Starting point is 00:18:58 because every time I hang out with him, he has a new, insane story. He's like, do you ever hear the time I fucking start a punk band with a fucking black guy? I'm like, no, I've never heard this one. Right? It's like the craziest stories, man. And they're the fucking so funny. So what happened was the way we started doing tinfoil hat though, I bomb a lot. It's because when we were doing these shows at the comedy store,
Starting point is 00:19:25 half the crowd would be blue. You know what I mean? So I get up and I'm trying to tell a fucking baby eating joke and just fucking crickets. You could hear the fucking ice machine in the back. You're in baby blood jokes in the main room at the comedy store. So yeah. We need a vaccine now now now. in. So I called up Sam and I said, dude, let's do a show with just everybody on the same
Starting point is 00:19:48 fucking frequency. How cool would that be? No Hillary fans, right? So that's where ten-fourtho-hot comedy was born and we just started doing it and you know. It's not like we're when we get up on stage we're telling conspiracy jokes like back to back. I think we tried that the first time, everyone's like, nah. No, they're just regular pussy jokes and dick jokes, but every now and then we sprinkle in some adrenochrome jokes every now and then.
Starting point is 00:20:16 It's, I like to see how far I could go. That's my whole thing. But, you know, so we used to have a rule to have a to have a to have a to have a to have a rule to have a rule to have a rule to have a rule to have a rule to have a rule to have a rule to have a rule to have a rule to have a rule to have a rule to have a used to have a rule for Tim Follah, it was on the flyer, would be tower seven and above. That's the only way you could get into the tower seven and over. Yeah, because if you don't think tower seven was, that is the training wheels of being in this you get an instant refund and you get escorted out. Yeah, you gotta go outside. We don't, we don't want you here. We don't, yeah. Yeah, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to get. Yeah, to get. Yeah, to get. to get. to get. to to get. to to to to to to the. the. the. to. to. to. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. to. towa. towar. tow here. So there's this, so there it is. And I remember the first time we did a show, we did, we took over the ice house, and we packed it out, and I was like, oh, we're onto something. And then we went to Tacoma, man, and we sold it out.
Starting point is 00:20:58 And dude, I remember getting laughs going, to be what it's like to be Bert Kreischer, right? And that's when we kind of took off and it's been like, and we were gigging when nobody else would, right, when everybody was walking around in hazmat suits because of the coronavirus, we were out there banging and you guys showed up and so that's when the legend of Tim Fall Hat grew and you know that we started taking this guy on and you know he's th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, and it thi, and it th, and it th, and it th, and it th, and it th, and it th, and it th, and it th, and th, and th, and th, and th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, theeea, thea, thin, thea, thea, thi, thi's thi's thi, thi, thi, thi, th Wall Hat grew and you know that we started taking this guy on and you know he's getting better and better and it's it's a fun show it's like it's always amazing because whenever you do a Timfall
Starting point is 00:21:34 Hat show just know that this is every conspiracy theorist in your town this is this is yeah this is this is yeah this is this is not that many we learn we learned that every town got about two three three three three three three three to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to the to the the the the the the the thea the the thea their their their their their the the the the the the the the theo the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to. to. to. to. to. to. te. to. te. te. te. te. the the the the the the the There's not that many. We learned that. We learned that. Every town got about two, three hundred. That's it. Yeah. It's unbelievable. It's like how much shit has to happen for you to wake the fuck up? And we had him for a second.
Starting point is 00:21:54 We had him for a second when Jeffrey Abstein got killed. And then they're like, no, he killed himself. I'm like, fuck, man. Right back at it, because we had a show that day. And we were actually in Indianapolis that day, or was it St. Louis when all the shit went down. It was such a great feeling. But it's so funny when you get people running up to goes, hey, my conspiracy is there, too. And then they just run off because they don't want they don't want they don't they don't they don't they don't theto know. Especially with flat earth. Don't tell nobody, but I believe it's flat too.
Starting point is 00:22:28 We've talked about it. Yeah, it's. Females that believe in flat earth are prime earth state. Yeah, dude. And they're here. Yeah, never, never tell, never go on a date on tender and tell a girl that you're into flat earth. That'll just, you don't ever do that shit. Or you just open up with that and be like, fuck it, who's in? No, no, no. That'll just kill the pussy right there.
Starting point is 00:22:51 It is crazy. Don't do it. Don't do it. It's a ball. Any ladies here in to flat earth? Ladies here? One, brave so three one give it up for the Rosa Parks of flat earth up front prime real estate prime real estate there was three in this whole building that's a conspiracy smoke show right there yeah I am amazed at how many attractive women are into conspiracies that has to be one of the biggest shocks right yes give yourself around applause ladies you're all beautiful listen you know I'm a ha ha ha ha ha- I'm a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real real. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. I. I. I the the the. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm the the the the the be one of the biggest shocks. Right? Yes, give yourselves around the applause, ladies. You're all beautiful. Listen, you know, I'm a hard six in many different ways.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Right? I'm a six, you know? But if you're a chick, who's a six, right? Okay, if you're like a nine or ten and you wear two masks, the best you can do is a five, okay? But if you're like a chick who's a six and you put in hard work, you come in like a fucking hard helmet and a lunch pal and you're like, Hillary eats baby blood, you can shoot up to an eight, even a nine. And that's something I think, you know, as we get older, I want to start a dating website for
Starting point is 00:24:07 conspiracy theorists. I need that. Anyone in the before? There'd be four girls. This would be like Ashley Madison, like a thousand guys and two chicks. Which is so weird. You would think women would be more into conspiracies because they love murder television, right? Women looking into shit and looking into shit that ain't there?
Starting point is 00:24:30 Women love murder entertainment, you could tell. Because every commercial... You know why hot chicks generally aren't into conspiracy? There's this one of your jokes, like a joke from 25 years ago that I remember you you saying on stage, you said, hot chicks don't know shit about politics. Because it doesn't matter to their their their their their their their their th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And, and th. We, and th. We, th. We, th. We, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, and the, and th stage, you said, hot chicks don't know shit about politics, because it doesn't matter to them because of Darth Vader took over the world, they would still get VIP. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:53 Nobody's oppressing hot shit. I don't give a shit. Who the ruler is? Put the hot chicks in the field. Make them pick cotton these hot chicks. Wow, everybody got quiet on that. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's, tho, thi's, thi's, thi's, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th thi, th. Because th. Because, th. Because, th. Because, th. Because, th. Because, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi's thi's thi's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. Wow, everybody got quiet on that. Sometimes I forget there's an audience here. Hey everybody, I want to tell you about our friends at Home Medics Air Purifier, okay? Listen, I'm like a lot of you, I have kids, I have two dogs, they're constantly bringing germs into the house, okay?
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Starting point is 00:27:25 Up to $99 value. That's a free replacement filter when you go to H-O-M-E-D-I-C-S dot com slash TimFoyle and use the promo code, Tinfoil. So we have some red pill. We have some red, so the red flag meme is running, you know, that's, a coat, tin foil. So we have some red pill, we have some red, so the red flag meme is running, you know, that's that thing. What is a sign that there's a, for you Eddie, what's a sign that there's some red flags going on?
Starting point is 00:27:55 Red flags recording what? Like, if somebody does something, that's a red flag to you? Uh, that's a very broad question, like who though? Usually I get told that's a great question. I guess, well I've been seeing this thing going around Instagram and Twitter. Can I sound older, by the way, right there? I've seen this thing on the MySpace. And it's got the little red flags on it. The one thing that's baffling is how few old people get it. You know you would think that all old people
Starting point is 00:28:36 after all the bullshit we've gone, like all the brainwash and propaganda over the decades. You would think that all old people would be like, fucking part Yoda, part Shaolin monk. You know, they just know the truth. You would think they'd be so fucking smart, but like 90% of old motherfuckers are dumbest dog shit. Well, Biden? Like, our president?
Starting point is 00:29:03 Can you cover your nose? Can you cover your nose? Can you cover your nose? I'm like, aren't you 90? Aren't you 90? Aren't you 90? Haven't you necured this shit out? You haven't figured this out yet? And you're 90?
Starting point is 00:29:18 You need more time? You need a little more time to figure this out? Young people, I get it. 22-year-olds all like, oh my god, I want free school. I get it. I get it. You're young, you're retarded, I get it. Old people don't have no excuse. How many of you are FGRs out there?
Starting point is 00:29:43 FGARs? FAT, gay retards. Any? No one have to? Oh shit, we're gonna get shut down. I don't know that guy. I'm way into that. By the way, FGRs are the number one to tell you to put your mask up.
Starting point is 00:29:58 Can you cover your nose? If you throw Latino on there, now it's done deal dog. Hey, hey. I'm sorry, dude. Go to fucking Starbucks, find a Latino FTR, and they'll be like, mask, mask, mask. By the way, everybody gets made fun of in this. You're one of the smart ones. You're one of the smart ones. You're one of the smart ones. Are you one of those people? Are you one of those people? Are you one of those people? Are you CIA, sir?
Starting point is 00:30:40 Okay. No, you're one of the smart ones. I said 90% of old people are retarded. Sir. You're the part of the 10% man. You know what's up? You know what's up? You're here. You're here.
Starting point is 00:30:58 You can come on stage and tell us how retarded we are. Let's do it. And by the way, listen to me, listen to me. Here's the whole thing, if someone got sensitive about that and I don't think you guys did, but if you did, just know man, like equality means equal amount of shit, okay? It doesn't mean you don't get made fun of it. If you get made fun of everybody else. Equ made, you get made fun of that by everybody else. Equally. Who gets made fun of the most?
Starting point is 00:31:28 Who gets made by the most? Bush, Trump, Cheney. White guys. Fucking Gandalfe, white wizard over here. Hello, sir. That's it. That's it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:41 This is the funniest thing about the show. This is one of the smart, smart guys. And it's all lost. So they can hear you. Let's hope. Okay. Hold on. In the mic. In the mic.
Starting point is 00:31:54 In the mic. In the mic. You got to talk in the mic. Okay. Okay. So let's go with 9-11. Let's go with the building, with the planes that head 9-11. Yes.
Starting point is 00:32:09 Do you know that they have equipment that was fiber optic equipment. In the 1920s, I worked at Los Alamos and wrecked out equipment that said fiber optic equipment made by manufacturers. In other words... Is the 1920s? Yes. Brother, you look good for a hundred. You look fucking extraordinary. I will... Listen, what's in the bag? What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the box?
Starting point is 00:32:47 And you're one of the smart guy, you were one of the 10% because you're here. You know what's up? 9-11 inside job, right? 9-11 inside job, right? Right? They had technology that can make. The reason they weren't able to do the fiber opip fiber, Mike. The reason they weren't able to do the fiber optic,
Starting point is 00:33:07 like make you think that it's so real. You mean holograms? Right. But it was because of the atmosphere. They couldn't get the technology. I see what you're saying now. Chem Trails. You're talking about project blue being
Starting point is 00:33:26 More than chem trails are another story that people don't realize well this guy knows his shit Well, I'm just gonna say you were gonna say all this regardless of the show was happening Hey, I'm not afraid to say anything because I will This guy was ready to go. I work with the FBI training them on Pahlia, which is the criminal law enforcement that, which is why it's happening, your phone before you know. So you're, you're FBI? No, not FBI. CIA.
Starting point is 00:33:56 No, I'm a party, motherfuck. Yeah, there we're, okay. Have you ever done ecstasy? Have you ever done ecstasy? He invented ecstasy. Dude, come on. His grateful dead over there. Ha ha ha ha. Terrim, he said he's in business for that. Okay, so sir, because we have a show to do, do you have a gift for us? Yeah. Let's do it. Okay, this is why they had metal detectors in case you guys are on there. Sounds like a bottle. Any 10th planet? Okay two of you be close. All right, be close. You guys need it. I think it's a hand. Thank you. Whoa, this is heavy. Let's see what it is. Damn, what is that a rock? Is it a ham?
Starting point is 00:34:45 I think it's a ham. Is it a hand? It's not a hand. Ooh, what is it? It's a rock from the moon. I was right! I said, what is it a rock? What is it?
Starting point is 00:34:55 Moon rock? Basalt. What is this? Fossil. This is a fossilized This is a mushroom? It's a fossilized mushroom. Fossilized mushroom. Oh shit. That's cool. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:35:10 That's cool. That's part of my collector. But I would tell the other stories. I'm going to tell you. Can we? Yeah. Tell another story. And he's like tell. If you got to tell. If you're the a story, you gotta tell it in there, and then we gotta get to our thing. Because I really don't care.
Starting point is 00:35:26 I can tell. I'm old enough not to care what people think. You know, I mean, I have been through a lot. This is an older gentleman who is not fooled by fucking propaganda, right? CNN, CNN, bullshit, right? I work for no, MSS-S-I-S- If- If- If- If- If- If- If- If- If- If- If- If- If- If- If- If-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-if-I. I, if you, if you, if you, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I-I. I-I. I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-a..... I-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a no M-S-S-I. This can, if you tell me where for the CNN, it's fucking over. Okay, what else he got? You got one more time? And then...
Starting point is 00:35:55 Oh man, that would have been the worst. I don't know what to do with this one, really? Oh no, what is that? Is it a sock puppet bro? Is that the world's first fleshlight? I have had people from from a different world living with me. Oh you're the best. I wish you were my grandpa. And this rock thatthat gave me. Oh, this is another. He's living with an alien, in case you guys didn't hear that. And this alien gave him that rock. This is actually a Tatarian glory hole, everybody.
Starting point is 00:36:39 This is where they would stick their dick's in. I paythem up. Hey, let's hug. Let's hug. Let's hug. All right, COVID spreader. We're going to talk down to the show. We're going to do a lot of applause. What? What? What?
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Starting point is 00:40:16 So what we're going to do, we're going to talk, we're all going to say what our favorite conspiracy is. Then we're going to name the Mount Rush, Mount Crush Mark. And then we're going to let you guys come up and ask us questions and we'll end it on that. Is that cool? Are you guys having a good time? Yeah. Guys, please, if you want to get me a gray goose soda? I won't be mad at you.
Starting point is 00:40:49 So also, in between shows, if you got a wristband, we're all going to be meeting over here for a meet and greet in between the shows before the stand-up starts. So, you want to come hang out, we'll talk, shop, and get into flat earth with you. So each one of us I'd like to go down and ask you what your favorite conspiracy is. What's your favorite conspiracy Ryan and this could get dark? Let's hear it. Have you ever heard of the TR3B? What is the TR3B? It's also known as Project Aurora? What is that? It's a hypersonic jet that does not exist according to the government? It's a tringriangle the the the triangle the triangle the triangle the tri. tri. tri. tri. tri. tri. tri. t. t. t. to to to t. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. their the the the. the the. the tr. tr. the tr. the the the tr. the the the the. toe. to to that does not exist, according to the government. It's a triangle-shaped craft that people see that have three dots on the underside. I saw that. Yeah, I saw one.
Starting point is 00:41:32 Of a show of hands, anyone ever seen a UFO in this crowd? Look at that. Oh, shit. Telling you. How many of you? probed. Self-probing. Nobody. Self-probing? Self-probing. So for years they said that the TR3B was just a hoax and it was didn't exist except for a weather satellite picked up its contrail leaving from Dreamland or known as Area 51 and it landed in Great Britain and a weather satellite goes around the
Starting point is 00:42:02 Western Hemisphere and takes a picture so you can see the entire weather pattern. The contrail went completely straight, went six times the speed of sound. It's designed to outrun a nuclear blast. Really? I thought nuclear bombs didn't exist though. I don't think they exist. Well, whatever they are. Everybody agrees on something else. Years ago I saw. I think I think those I think that is what th. I th. I that is that is that is that is that is that is that is what that is what that is what everybody th. I th. I that is what th. I that is what th. I thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi. I thi. I the. I teat. I tea. I tea. tea. tecon. te. te. te. the. I the. I the. their on something else. Years ago I saw. I think that is what everybody thinks UFOs are. They're government technology. I think aliens are from another dimension. Ultra-terrestrials, yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:36 That's why I really did the brief. Extra-territory. Now, Eddie, you are a space is fake guy. Yes. Have you, any thoughts on electrical universe? I'm sure I think we're in a like an ocean of an electromagnetic energy. I'm sure we're all electric, right? I'm sure, yeah. Right? There's electricity everywhere. So I believe that. Like the universe is in an empty space like they want you. I think we're in an ocean of electromagnetic energy.
Starting point is 00:43:10 That is that's electric universe. That basically it's plasma. Yeah. And that. And that, you know, and that the way it moves is like an electrical current can knock off like whatever planets are, whatever they are, lights, whatever they are, lights, whatever they can shift through this electrical current and that's why what this, that's why when people are into raw which is some worshiping they're actually in to Saturn worshiping because back in the day Saturn was considered the Sun. What?
Starting point is 00:43:49 I believe you I don't know why but I do. Little John's here tonight. What's that? Little John's here tonight. What? That? That, that... Okay, the Saturn and the Sun at one point. We're both equally in our in our Horizon right in that in the sky and And
Starting point is 00:44:18 Oh you're getting drinks laugh. I'm like are you laughing at electrical universe. I'm like, it's electric? What if what if it's gas-powered at electrical universe, bro? I'm like, are you laughing with me or at me? What if, what if it's gas-powered the universe? What if, it's ran on gas? Yeah. Like, what, like? Fossil fuel. What the fuck? Does anyone here believe in dinosaurs?
Starting point is 00:44:42 Fooke you? Hey, hell yeah, Trisarotops and Tyrannosaurus Rex? You know that great? What I I I I I I I I I I I I I th, what if I th, what if it it? What if it? What if it's? What if it's? What if it's? What if it's, what if it's, what if it's, what if it's, what if it's, what if it's, what if it's, what if it's it's it's it's, what if it's, what if it's, what if it's, what if it's, what if it's, what if it's, what if it's, what if it's, what if it's, what if it's, what if it's, what if it's, what if, what if, what if, what if, what if, what if, what if, what if, what if it, what if it's, what if it's, what if it's, what if it's, what if it's, what if it's, what if it's, what if it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's th. What if it's thi? What if it's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that, what? What if it Hey, hell yeah, Triceratops and Tyrannosaurus Rex, you know that great fight they had? You know what I'm talking about? It was the ultimate, fucking, that was the ultimate battle, the Triceratops and Tyrannosaurus Rex. You saw it on Land of the Lost. You could Google that shit right now, and they'll show you pictures of it. That was one of the greatest battles of all fucking time. Fulk Tyson Fury and the Bronx Bomber,
Starting point is 00:45:10 what the fuck his name is. Triceratops versus, and everybody, everybody was going for the Triceratops. Because like he was, like the nice one, right? He got the horns, but he was the nice one. That shit really happened. So what do you think these bones were? They're not really bones? What bones?
Starting point is 00:45:32 The bones you see in museums, those aren't bones? Yeah, those aren't real, but what they... Yeah, you know, it's funny, it's like everyone thinks like the dinosaur bones. The only time you would... Skeletons of anything, any kind of beast or monster or animal, the only time it's cool, if it's real fucking bones. Oh, there's a skeleton, that's the only time it's cool. And then you find out that all these fucking bones, these dinosaur bones, oh no, these are fake ones because the real ones, we gotta lock them up,
Starting point is 00:46:02 because we can't touch them. Then why the fuck are we looking at their skeletons put fucking fake skin on that shit too? Let's see the whole fucking thing. That's a good fun. Don't forget to have. Right? Why would we be? Why would we want to look at a fake skeleton? How did their skin? How did they have sex? I thir the their did did did th di di di di di di di di di dinosaurs their is they thususususususususususususususus. they th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thi. theat. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. theatea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. they. they're. thea. the feathers now though. How did they have set? I think Tyrannosaurus is just a giant ostrich. We are so far off the chicken. Dude, what kind of arms? Like, those little arms? Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:46:33 Those little arms are good for nothing, those little arms. What do you think about the fucking ostriches? Or kangaroos? Xavier, what's your favorite conspiracy? Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie? Eddie? Eddie? Eddie? Eddie? Eddie. Eddie? Eddie? Eddie. Eddie? Eddie. Eddie? Eddie. Eddie. Eddie? Eddie? Eddie. Eddie? Eddie? Eddie? Eddie? Eddie? Eddie? Eddie? Eddie? Eddie? Eddie? Eddie? Eddie? Eddie? Eddie? E? Ea? Ea? Ea? the th. Ea? th. they? th. they? they? they? they? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? they? they? they? they? they? they? th. th. they? th. It? th. It? th. It? they? they? they? they? they? they? they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. they're? I? I? I? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're Oh, that's true. Xavier, what's your favorite conspiracy? Eddie Brabo just woke me up to this one on the flight. Jet fuel is fake. Hey, it's not my favorite, but it's my new favorite one. Not jet fuel is fake, but they don't need,
Starting point is 00:46:59 I mean, it's a fucking teat engines. You don't need like regular gas you could use fucking carrot juice You could use anything So I don't know you got you got to get on YouTube for that one that's a long discussion, but so it's basically the fact is like where is? Jet this is what this is what I'm gonna say jet? Jet like jets like commercial airliners, that is high-level technology right there. And they're not letting us know that they're using a little bit of fuel.
Starting point is 00:47:33 It's running on air. Listen to Elon Musk on Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan goes, how are we going to run these spaceships? And then Elon goes, oh, the engines run on air. And Joe goes, they run on air, what do you fucking mean? And then Elon goes, yeah, they run on compressed air. And that's the conspiracy theory. The conspiracy theory is jets run on compressed air. They use very little fuel.
Starting point is 00:47:55 And as it does, they don't need gas, like the kind of gas we use in our cars. They can use anything like they tomatoes and apples. You could use anything. So they don't want to let anybody know. They don't want it because they can run everything on that shit. So they kind of just don't say shit. And that's why plane ticket state the exact same. Plain tickets are the same year after year after year. I went to Japan 25 bucks.
Starting point is 00:48:24 It's still 900 bucks. Vegas. 88 bucks. When? All the fucking time. Out of Burbank. Anyways, believe what you want. Well, my old thing is that there's no such thing as fossil fuel. That oil is something that naturally occurs in our planet and replenish it to itself over and over. And peak oil is a way to jack up the price of oil. That's all it is. They're not running out of it. They're not like using up all the dead dinosaurs.
Starting point is 00:49:04 Yeah. The crazy thing is like big oils, thiiiiiiiiiiii thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's is that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. the like using up all the dead dinosaurs. Yeah. The crazy thing is like big oils, they're in a bind, right? Because it's like, the reality is, you don't have to believe this or not, but the reality is, oil is the second most abundant liquid on whatever the fuck we're on. And it's fucking everywhere. We have too much of it. It's literally worth less than a penny, a barrel. It's worth nothing. And it does no damage. We're doing no damage.
Starting point is 00:49:33 Global warming is all bullshit. We're doing zero damage. We're not even on this motherfucker. This thing that we're on is empty. We could fit the whole population in Texas. In everybody that lives on this thing can live in the thxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx their their their their their thx.. thx. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thi. the. the. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. It. It's, th. It. It's, th. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's, th. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's, th. It. It. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, the. It's, the. It's, the. It's, the. It's, th. It's, thea. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's worth. It's worth. It's worth, th. It's, th. We could fit the whole population in Texas in our, in everybody that lives on this thing can live in Texas in their own fucking house. So there is no overpopulation. That's all fucking bullshit. Now pollution is like, pollution like, that's bullshit too. If we're not even on here how are we polluting,
Starting point is 00:49:59 we're doing nothing to it. The problem is big oil. What is smog? Smog goes away. to it. The problem is big oil. The problem is big oil. What is smog? Smog goes away. Smog locally. Yeah, you could have factories and it could be all dirty locally, but if you turned off those factories, everything would just go back to normal. I mean we saw that. So, so my point is big oils, they can't say, oh, smog is doing nothing to the environment. They can't tell the truth because if they they they they they they they they they they they they th they the the the thoed thoed thoed thoed tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho told tho tho tho tho tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. tho to to to to to to to to th. th. to to to to to tho to to to too too too too too too toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. too too too doing nothing to the environment. They can't tell the truth because if they told the whole truth, it would open a can of worms and it would show that oil is worth nothing. It's doing nothing to climate change is bullshit.
Starting point is 00:50:38 We all know that shit. But they can't say nothing because they want to keep charging us for it. So they're in a bind. It is. I do totally agree. I mean, so much is just they use scarcity to get us to pay for everything. There's no, all abundance. When you fly on a plane, there's no fucking body. It's just, before I got into overpopulation is a myth, before I got into to get to get to get toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, tot, tot, tot, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, totally, before I got into flat earth and all that,
Starting point is 00:51:06 I was flying all over the fucking world teaching seminars all over. And the one thing I thought, I'm like, we could, just empty, barren wasteland everywhere. There's barely any people. Anytime you flying anywhere, it's fucking empty. I thought like, damn damn we we could everybody should be born with a little acre or something couple acres because there's it's so
Starting point is 00:51:29 empty if they if you were born with a couple acres and it was in the middle of fucking Nevada or Idaho or wherever I don't give a fuck if I had my couple acres I'll build a little fucking house there put a fence up you you know we can all have our own land and we should have our own land we can there's plenty of fucking room this place is empty go to Oklahoma it seems like it's overpopulated just in cities yeah certain cities yeah you go outside the city there's nobody anywhere on the way to Vegas is nobody well that's what they want you to do it's agenda 2030 they want us all in cities so they can we believe so we believe so we believe in the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their is is their their their their their their their their their their their th th th is tho. tho tho thoooooooooooooo. their their their their their their their their their their their their the weight of Vegas is nobody here. Well, that's what they want you to do. It's a gender 2030. They want us all in cities
Starting point is 00:52:06 so that we believe so we believe in overpopulation. Yeah, and there's a lot of levels. We believe in overpopulation because there's what crowded in New York and it's easier to control people when they're all in an apartment buildings and shit. It's way easier. Johnny. What's your favorite conspiracy? Probably simulation theory I don't really believe it but I like this idea that you can walk into the National Park you know and just disappear because there's not the well Brian does that all the time. The GPU power. Have you ever seen you might have to see by you? Is that what happened to you is that where you I camp in the redwoods a lot I go by myself and when you're in the forest. by by by by the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tape I I I I tape I tape I tape I tape I tape I tape I they. I they. I the the the the the the way, you didn't have to tell us you go by yourself. Okay, you look like you go by yourself. Yeah, I gotta blend in.
Starting point is 00:52:49 When you're out there, it feels like you're being watched. Like, I don't know if it's bear or mountain lion, but everyone live in the city, you can make fun of Bigfoot, but until you get into the redwoods, that's when the shit gets real. what's your opinion on bigfoot Eddie? What's my opinion on big foot? Yeah Uh, oh shit Some you know what I like the idea I do like the idea of big foot. I do I like the idea of it until the turn of the 19th century we didn't even know Silverbacks were real and we discovered them so I think there's are there any is there any evidence of big foot? I mean, there's plenty the the th th th th th th th th th th th of th of th of th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi I think there's... Are there any evidence of Bigfoot? I mean, there's plenty of people that have seen it and have interactions. I have a picture on my phone from Oregon state border where California come together. People with the trail cam set it up, and I'll show you to you right now.
Starting point is 00:53:38 Have you heard them? I felt the presence of like something out there. And they say they say they say they say they say they say they say the they they their they they they they their they've their they've their they've they've they've thi. I've thathea. I've thathea. I've thathea. I've thathea. I've thathea. I've that. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've that. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. their the. thea. the. I've the. I've the. I something out there. And they say it's the morphic field of resonance is when you can tell someone's staring at you. They've done tests that blind study, people stare at the back of your head and you press the button. Well, when you're out in the forest, it feels like you're being watched. I used to pretend I was big foot when I would go camping as a kid, does that count? I used to do that shit freak people out.
Starting point is 00:54:11 It was you. I'd love to take you guys camping something. People used to freak out. It fucked my throat. I wonder why you love death metal. Go on. Oh, no why you love death metal. Go on. Oh, no, you had that. Someone told you, maybe they're here. I don't know, you've been trying to remember who it was. Remember somebody told you that they saw a guy like climbing up a green screen and a part?
Starting point is 00:54:37 What was that? He's not here. Okay. That was the guy thought was in the CIA. Wait, what? It turns out he wasn't in the CIA. What's that guy to do with the thing? But he was telling me a story about this guy at a podcast.
Starting point is 00:54:56 Well, now that's a dude in a costume. That looks stupid. Or an Armenian, I believe it. Let me see. I believe it. It's a trailc. T th. It's th. It's th see. I believe it. It's from a trail cam. It's motion sensor. They've seen bears stand up on it. Look at the hands. My, my greatest conspiracy is Tataria. Tataria fits in everything. Tataria is why we don't get along with Russia, but we get along with China. Tataria is why basically Israel doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide, all that shit fits into
Starting point is 00:55:37 the Tataria versus Kazearia. And that's my honest belief right there. And the more they want us not to know how special we are. And I don't even know for descendants of Tataria. They might have just been another group of people, but they've definitely wiped out everything from them. Our mountains melted buildings, that's what we all want to know. I want to believe it, dude. Yeah, it's crazy. But I would, I think there are some some, where some, where some,
Starting point is 00:56:02 But I don't. But I think there are some mountains that had buildings in them, and something happened during that flood. Something happened during the flood. There's definitely a shit ton of buildings that look like they were melted inside of mountains. That shit can't be explained. There's hundreds, maybe thousands of structures out there. They're like, what the fuck? So, I don't know what that is, but it kind of. It's, it is, it is, it is, it is, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, th, th, th, th, th, and something, and something, and something, and something, and something, and something, and something, and, maybe thousands of structures out there. They're like, what the fuck? So I don't know.
Starting point is 00:56:27 I don't know what that is, but it kind of looks like buildings were melted somehow. On Auburn, we saw those buildings that were like half of it was underground. You go to Universal Studios and you look at that Harry Potter castle. My God, like, I like, damn, that's Tartaria, dog. Seriously, trust me. Go look at, go back, look at that castle. That's fucking Tartaria. I was that Universal Orlando last week with my family. I'm like, oh my god, Harry Potter is about Tartaria. I'm trying to explain it to my wife. She's like, oh my god, I want a divorce. No, I totally believe that. That I that. That I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that. I that. I that. I that. I that's that's th. I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thatrying to explain it to my wife. She's like, oh my God I want a divorce. No, I totally believe that. I think it's, you know, when there's a bunch of like different guests who come in and have different stories, different topics, but their stories seem to
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Starting point is 00:57:56 Like when you go to a swingers club and you're too creepy for the rest of the swingers, right? They're like, dude, why are you in a clown outfit? Did he even bring a chick with him? What's that? Did he even bring a chick with him? There are dudes who just show up to support. Yeah. So, so I really want to get in to hearing what you guys have to say.
Starting point is 00:58:23 So, but before we do that, I want to announce, I want to hearing what you guys have to say. So, but before we do that, I want to announce, I want to announce our official, based on unofficial voting, our Mount Crushmore of Tinfoil Hat. So here we go. There were two guys that were unanimous almost on everyone and I'm proud to announce the first person on the Mount Crushmore is Eddie Bravo! Univirously voted 100% everybody said Eddie Bravo was a huge part and Eddie you were on episode number one I cannot thank you and Candace as well. Thank you. For what you've done for my life and
Starting point is 00:59:13 I mean it no matter whatever happens I love you so much. I love you man. You are you know I love gigging with you and dude you change my life so thank you very much. I love you man. I love you very much. I love that guy. Next up number two with a bullet every time. Alex Jones! Hey. Alston Jones was on two or three times and there were just guys that were there every fucking
Starting point is 00:59:47 vote was you too, Alex Jones, Eddie Bravo. I love Alex Jones. I love that that guy is always right. Does he have blind spots? Yes, of course. But you know what, man, why not, why focus on what he, what, the things he does want to talk about, why don't you focus on how right he is all the fucking time, man. All the fucking time.
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Starting point is 01:00:29 There's video of it. Well, everybody's worried about the frogs fucking bearbacking each other. All the super heroes at Marvel are turning game. That's okay. That's okay. It's unbelievable. It's like, who gives a shit? If Batman's, everyone's, everyone's, the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, th, that, th, th, that, the the that, th, th, th, th, th, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. We, th. We th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's thi. thi. thi's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi. That's okay. That's okay. It's unbelievable. It's like who gives a shit? If Batman's, everyone knows Batman's fucking Robin, right? That's why he's there. You have to doubt, if someone got offended by that? That sounds like, no! Batman's their favorite superhero.
Starting point is 01:00:59 Give it up for Ryan Bludso, everybody. He's in the crowd. Oh, Ryan Bletzo. What's up, Brian Bludso got a ton, tso, tso, tso, tso, t, t, t, t, to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, like, like, like, thi, who, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, who's like, who's like, who's like, who's like, who's like, who's like, who's like, who's like, who's like, who's like, who's like, who's like, thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thoooooooo. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. He's in the crowd. Ryan Bletso. What's up, dude? Ryan Bludso got a ton of votes, too. You got a ton of votes. Love that guy. And then here's where it starts to get interesting. This dude was by far the third person to get a vote. The third most most. It wasn't even close. Isaac Wycip was number three. Look at that boy.
Starting point is 01:01:25 He's got the greatest hair I've seen. Best hair. Best hair. He's the bad boy of conspiracies. Look at that guy. That guy's gonna fuck your wife and you're gonna thank him for it. You're like, not all day, dude. Right? He's great, great comes on him Jay Dyer
Starting point is 01:01:45 They you know, they've come on a bunch of times and those episodes really resonate Because it's all the occult in Hollywood and movies and magic and and and and I am music and dude they're always he's always bringing it dude. You didn't ask me my favorite conspiracy Oh, okay, we finish this now get into that just let me we're in the middle this all right. Let me end this and I and th, and th, and I and th, and th, and I th, and I th, and th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the thi thi thi thi thi thi tho th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thi thi th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho the the the thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo's tho tho finish this and I'll get into that. Just let me, we're in the middle of this, let me end this and I'll get your favorite conspiracy. Because I think we know your favorite conspiracy. Not flat.
Starting point is 01:02:14 Uh, you might be surprised. My apologies, brother. So here's where we, here's where it got a little weird, because there were two guys that were just banging bang and banging and One beat the other guy by like one vote So I was like I got to include both of them So the next guy that made the Mount Crush more is Santos binacci everybody They loved it. These are both like these folks are looking at the sun every day. Every day. He's only was on once and he read? He's the only the other? He's only was on one? Oh, th, the th, th, the th, th, th, the th, th, the th, like, the th, the the th, like, th, the the the th, the other, the other, the other, the other, the other, the other, the other, the other, like, like, like, the other, the other, the other, the other, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the other, the other, the other, the other the other th, th, th, the other, th, the other, the other, the other, the other, the other, the other, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the other, the other, the other, the other, th. B. B, they loved it. These are like these folks are looking at the sun every day. These folks are looking at the sun every day. Every day.
Starting point is 01:02:49 He only was on once and he resonated with everybody. And then the final one that resonated with everybody was Matt LaCroi everybody. Now, a lot of people, so this, here we go. I'm going to give you guys her first time ever, the mob crush more of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, the, the, the, the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thus thus thus thoes, thoes, thoes, thus thus thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thi, the sun, the sun, the sun, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thi, thi, thoes, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thoososan, thoosan, thooooooooooooooosan, thoooooooosan, thoooosan, thoosan,, I'm going to give you guys her first time ever, the mob crush more of Tim Poylehead everybody. That is the moose. Alex Jones in the front, of course. What's the thing.
Starting point is 01:03:17 So that's great. Ryan Bloodsoe is here. He got a lot of votes, dude, you got a lot of fucking votes. The guy who was just off this, Owen Benjamin was the other one that was just caught, he was out half of what these guys. He got a lot of votes. Whitney Webb got a lot of votes. Amy says, what the fuck got a lot of votes.
Starting point is 01:03:42 All those guys. Was there anybody that you would have liked to see it on here? John Paul Rice? He got some nice voice. Anybody else? Eric DuBay? Eric won't come on. Howdy was huge. Howdy was huge. I would love that if he got. Yeah, let's not lie. Ryan Dawson got a lot. Ryan Dawson got a lot. David Weiss. David Weiss? David Weiss got a lot. Okay. They would just write, flat earth guy. James Al Toucher, I like him. James Al Toucher? He was great. Anybody else? Charlie Robinson? Fucking got some votes as well. I'm the only one that's Bishop Larry Gators. That Kobe shit to this day, I know we don't fuck with them, but that blue-o'tha-a th. th. th. th. th. tho' the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. They're, th. They're, th. They're, th. They're, their, th. They're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, their, their, their, th. They th. They th. They their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their the, the, the, the, the, the, the''' the' theat, the' theat, the' the' the a bishop of Larry Gators that Kobe shit to this day I know we don't fuck with them but that blew my mind.
Starting point is 01:04:29 Hey to this day. If he hadn't called us Satanist he would have made he would have made he would have been the fourth one. Fuck, man. He just like and maybe at the end of day he becomes right. I don't know. He's like.. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. I tr. I to. I know. tr. I to. I to. I to. I to. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, to, to, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th and maybe at the end of the day he becomes right, I don't know. He's like, Trump is still president. I don't fucking know. Anything's possible.
Starting point is 01:04:53 But I do gotta say that he ended up, he just kind of went a little off the rail. He just kind of went a little off the rail, to block you. So, gotta go. Loved him on them him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him. the the the the show really broke down the boule for me but had to go dude so that was our that was our Mount Crushmore everybody so Eddie before we go to Q&A with the crowd would you like to tell us your favorite conspiracy I can listen to the Laurel the crowd, would you like to tell us your favorite conspiracy? I can listen to the Laurel Kane conspiracy all fucking night. I just put that shit on. I just love listening to Dave McGown. God damn. God rest his soul. But I'm just blown away
Starting point is 01:05:42 because I was caught up all in it. I was caught up in the whole, follow your dreams to Hollywood, try to be a rock star, and oh, they got me so good. Ugh. And, and learning how, and finding out how, it was just all a sigh-op, you know, the 60s, all the, no wonder, I never liked the 60s music. I always thought 60s music sucked. Always. I was a 70s, 80s guy. And now I know why it, I knew it fucking sucked.
Starting point is 01:06:15 It was CIA music. Of course it sucked. Grateful fucking dead, are you kidding me? That's the worst piece of shit ever. The mamas and the bappas. I knew I didn't like the doors for a reason. I knew it. I'm like, I don't know why people like,
Starting point is 01:06:33 you know, what's that one, end of the day, end of the world. I do like that. What is that? This is the end? That's doors. Doors Jim. But most of it sucks. Most of that 60s Laurel Canyon music sucks and now I know why. Ah, it's fascinating. I can listen to that shit all day. I love that shit. And it's not that they weren't talented some most of them. They were all talentless. You know all that was one band the wrecking crew that was doing all their shit. There was one band, the wrecking crew, there's a documentary on it, they did all their shit, all those bands were worthless.
Starting point is 01:07:11 But David Bowie? Yeah, no, not David Bowie. Not David. Okay, when I say all those bands are worthless, obviously I don't mean all those bands. Obviously I don't mean all those bands. I'm just, I'm generalizing. By all of them I mean most of them. Okay. They suck. I'm with you dude. I mean I grew up, you know this coronavirus, guy really exposed how not punk rock, punk rock is, right? Yeah, right? But how about, how about Johnny Rotten? He's fucking cool, right?
Starting point is 01:07:45 No, he is, man. Yeah, that's my bug. He is, but there's a lot of guys like rage against the machine. You gotta be vaccinated to go see their fucking show. Dude, I'd love them, bro. Chuck D. from Public Enemy is the greatest, one of the greatest front men of all time. And when he said that I When if I see a Trump sign in your in your lawn, I think you're racist
Starting point is 01:08:11 I'm like dude you literally made your living off of bitching about the The 191 what the 1984 crime bill was of 84 that that fucking Joe Biden created and you wanted to vote for that? I just the problem? I just the problem is this? I'm an old? I'm the thi. I'm? I'm th, th, I'm th, th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm the, the, the, I'm the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, I, I, if I, I, the, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, if I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, I, th, th, I'm th, I'm th, the th, I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. the th. the th. thr, I thr, I'm, the thr. thr, I, I, I, that that fucking Joe Biden created. And you wanted to vote for that? I just, the problem is this. I'm an old school liberal, right? I probably would fall under libertarian now. But I'm an old school liberal. Live and let live. I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home.
Starting point is 01:08:40 Get as weird as you want, as long as you don't hurt people, in particular to children. Okay? If they're, if they're in on it, do what I the fuck you want. If you think it's against God, let God deal with it. I'm not God. I can't tell you what to do with your fucking life. I'm never going to judge that. I'm never going gonna do that. But these old school liberals can't get out of their head That just because you're not Democrat doesn't mean you have to be pro-Republican
Starting point is 01:09:09 And that's I mean, I'm I don't like either party, dude. I mean we can go back to the Bushes The Reagan's the fucking Nixon's okay, I love Rand Paul. I think he's great. I love Ron Paul. Okay? I love him, all right? But just because you're anti-one party doesn't mean you have to be pro the other party. You can be like, both parties are the two wings of the same fucking bird, and they've been spit-roasting us for fucking ever. Now, Republicans are better because they don't lie to their constituents because they have the same kind of fucking thing. They're still pulled scumbag shit. George Bush Sr. was a fucking pedophile and he fucking flooded the ghettos with crack and we could do
Starting point is 01:09:53 that for, we can go on forever. Anything you say about one you say about the other. These Clinton fucking Democrats, dude, they're dark arts, Satan worshippers, okay? and it's just the way it is, and if you don't see it, I can't help you with that. I just can't help you with it. And I love talking about Saturn worship. That's probably, Tataria and Saturn worship are the two things that open my mind. So, what I'd like to do for 20 minutes is I would love to see if any of you would like to come up on stage and ask a question 15 minutes. Anybody want to come up and ask you young lady Rita? Her first than you. Okay then we'll get you. Ladies first bro. Go introduce yourself.
Starting point is 01:10:47 Introduce yourself. Hi everybody. This is probably one of the best days of my life, seeing everybody who's like-minded, right in the same vibe. High energy, I love it. Thank you, I feel good. So I believe Trump is still running the show, by the way. I do believe it's mathematically impossible for Hugh to not be so synchronistic with everything that has happened. I think it does exist. It does exist. And my most interesting conspiracy is a hard decision for me, but I do believe there's a
Starting point is 01:11:14 bottom earth. My most interesting conspiracy on YouTube, but I would say in the firmament, not flat earth, but I do believe there's like a bottom earth. And there's something called Norb's theory on YouTube which explains it. It connects with a lot of ancient, like civilization knowledge. Ties in with the different calendars and things like that. But I would like you guys to develop on that. So what's your question? Operation High Jump, Nazi technology, if you can develop on that. I I I I I the operation operation operation operation operation operation operation operation operation operation operation operation operation. the operation operation operation. the operation. the operation. the operation. the operation. the operation. the operation. to operation. to operation. to operation, operation, operation, operation, operation, operation, operation, operation, operation, operation, operation, operation, operation, operation, operation, operation, operation, operation, operation, operation, operation, operation, operation, operation, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they. they. they. they. they. te. they. te. te. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. that. I love that the whole thing too. I'd love to hear Eddie's take it or anybody's take on it.
Starting point is 01:11:46 I don't think the Nazis lost World War II. I think they just rebranded themselves and walked right the fuck over here. Now, I know people have seen Europa or what is that called? Or whatever that doc is. The Nazis were fighting.. Thea, the international, the international, the international, the international. That, the international. That's, the international. they. they, they, thi. thi, thi, thi, if thi, if thi, if thi, if thi, if thi, if you, if you, if you, if you, they, if you, if you, th. thi, if you, th. th. thi, they, they, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they, they, they, they, they, they. I I I I I, they. I, they. I, they. I, they. I, they. I, they. I's, they. I's, they. I's, is, is they. I's, is, is, is, t. tsoo. tsoo. te. te. te. te. te. te. I'm, is, is they the Nazis were fighting the international banking Kabul, definitely possible, definitely possible, okay? I don't have the answers to that, but I definitely 100% believe that there is a battle between
Starting point is 01:12:18 high frequency and low frequency entities for control of wherever we live in and that's why, you know, that's why I said if they could shut off the internet, why wouldn we live in and that's why I you know that's why I said if they could shut off the internet why wouldn't they do that they're losing this fucking information war why wouldn't they just shut it down completely censor it I mean like not even allow my website to go right why would they do that my website guys get out here Ricky give it up for Ricky everybody Why would they do that? My website, guys, get out here, Ricky, give it up for Ricky, everybody. So, I do believe in the entities, man, and I think this is, I say it all the time, this is the Royal Rumble,
Starting point is 01:12:57 and everybody comes here to fucking mix it up and battle for control of here. And so the actions in Antarctica and the technology is in Antarctica. I do believe the whole of the hollow earth and shit. to to to to to to to th th th th th th th th th th th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, they thi, thi, thi, they thi, they they they thi, thi, thi, thi, they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, they they they they, they, they, they, they, they, they they, th, they they th, th, thi, thi, they wo, they wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, their, their, the actions in Antarctica and the technology is in Antarctica. I do believe the whole in Antarctica is the whole to hollow earth and shit. Yeah? Yeah. This is the only place you can say that and everyone's like, yeah, pretty must. Thank you, boo. Thank you. We want to hear about math later, okay, thrown mathematically she can prove that Trump and Q was real, which I'm open-minded to. Who wants that? Okay, that young man and then we'll bring up you.
Starting point is 01:13:34 First, I'm a Vegas local. Yeah. I love all you guys, but I just got my 18-year-old son in a tipfoil hat and he just bought me tickets with his first check one of his first checks from his job. Oh, there we go. Make that paper boy. Thank you. But I think one of my favorite conspiracies if you call it is the missing 411. Yeah. What do you guys think about the Gabrielle Petito? I think she's part of that or? That's definitely got to be some kind of sire. Something's going on with that. They're spending way too much time.
Starting point is 01:14:11 You know what, if she died and all that, yeah, there's a lot of kids going missing all over the fucking world, but they're spending a lot of, I don't know what the fuck to think about that that.. that that. that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the that? The possibilities are endless, but there's, I don't know what the fuck to think about that. They're spending a lot of time on, I opened my phone and that shit's on my phone like headlines. Like, there's a lot of people getting kidnapped all the motherfucking time, but they're spending a lot of time on this one.
Starting point is 01:14:42 And she was in a commercial like a, she was in a commercial with, for Sandy Hook, right? Yep, she was. Damn. Hey, but wait up, fuck the FBI, shot up to her. That could all be some weird comms type. What about her? Are you looking exactly like that picture picture from I, I, I, I, I, Peked go. That was creepy. That was creepy. That was creepy. That was creepy. That was creepy. That was creepy. That was creepy. That was creepy. That was creepy. That was creepy. That was creepy. That was creepy. That was creepy. That was creepy. That was creepy. That was creepy. the creepy. that was creepy. the creepy. the creepy. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the the FBI. the FBI. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. that was creepy. that was creepy. that. that was creepy. that. the. that. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. F.'s holding the apple the same way with the checkered pack Pattern behind her and that was the last photo right? That's her last photo
Starting point is 01:15:09 Anything that pops up on your iPhone like the news deadline Shout out to her fans because they're the reason they're the people who found it was a there's a It wasn't the FBI. It wasn't ever go missing, you gotta look for me. Listen, she is being used by the media to elicit a response from people the same way when an African-American gets shot by the cops, it elicits a same response. They know what people react to, and that's why they put those out. Now, when a black woman or an ethnic woman goes missing, they don't do the same thing because it doesn't manipulate you the way they wanted to.
Starting point is 01:15:54 Same thing with white people, when white people get shot by the cops, it does not manipulate people the same way. And it's 100% true. You can get angry at that all you want. There's fucking people getting shot all the time by cops. Why is it always the same story? A man with a checkered past might have had a weapon on him, get shot by a cop with a checkered past? Every fucking time and it's not even that it happens in real time. They hold that video till they need to drop it to get a response.
Starting point is 01:16:28 If you watch the George Floyd video, it actually, nobody the video has a mask on. We're all wearing masks at that time. It was shot at a different fucking time. It's done purposefully. They have these videos being held. It doesn't mean that life loss isn't sad. It's totally tragic. I don't even know what was going on in that whole thing.
Starting point is 01:16:50 There's a lot going on, but they use those to mentally manipulate us. And if you watch the news, you play into that. Turn the news off, man. The world's a beautiful fucking place, man. Next up. This guy fucks. Ha ha ha ha ha. Thank you. My name is Chance, and I do. But my conspiracy.
Starting point is 01:17:23 Ha ha ha ha. Pretty straightforward. Speaking to the mic. I think the Google and the gas companies have an agreement to where if you use your Google Maps for a destination it takes you through the route that takes the longest possible and uses your gas the most. You're going to hit the most lights. Yes, especially in LA, especially in fucking LA.
Starting point is 01:17:46 100%. And I don't live in Vegas, but I come here enough, and some of the directions I get aren't the right ones. So I just want to toss that to you. Do you think Google and the gas... A ways for sure does. You're like, where the fuck am I right now? Or how about the stop sign? Sam always gets mad when it's a red light and there's no one there. He's like, can I go?
Starting point is 01:18:06 Yeah. I mean, they have you sitting there forever and you're like, there's no fucking traffic. Why am I waiting here? Can we all agree that we should be able to shoot a fucking red arrow, huh? If I get through, let's fucking let th let th let th let th let th let's th let's th let's th let's th let's th let's th let's th let's th let's th let's fucking let's fucking let's fucking let's fucking let's fucking let's fucking let's fucking let's fucking let's fucking let's fucking let's fucking let's fucking let's thlet flet flet let's the let's theck let get in an accident, write me a ticket. If I get through, let's fucking let it ride. Right? Yeah, absolutely. Thank you. Great question. Anybody else? All right, this guy, and then you, then you, you look, you look like him if he got sober, right? you like, tho you. You then you, you look, you look like him if he got sober, right?
Starting point is 01:18:46 You're like, I got a piss. My name is Vince, and my conspiracy that I want to mention is the cyclical catastrophe. Cal-Ulauga cycle 24,000 years. Every 12,000 years that happened. That's what took out Atlantis 12,000 years ago, 10,800 BC or so, and that's what's coming shortly. Okay, when is this coming? Soon-ish, that's why they're collapsing everything right now.
Starting point is 01:19:15 Okay. They're fucking Bering money, printing money and going, where they're going, where's that money? Deep underground military bases.. Thea, thap, thi, thi, th, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thousand, thousand, thousand, thousand, thousand, thousand, thousand, thousand, thousand, thousand, thousand, thousand, are out at the sea right now, they're not letting them in. If the fucking everything's gonna shake up, the water's the best place to keep everything. They're fucking burying it right now. So you think it's about to happen? Like by the end of the show when? And what do you think's going to happen?
Starting point is 01:19:45 Uh, the, the, the, the, the, uh, hold on, stop. You should be very clear about what you're trying to say. You're talking about a breakaway civilization, right? No, the same thing that took out Atlantis. The water comes over, the whole, everything goes, the magnetic field is weakening. It's 25% down from the heighthehehe height, 150, 150, 150, 150, 150, 150, 150, 150, 150, 150, a height, a height, a height, a height, a height, a height, a height, a height, a height, a height, a th, a th, a th, a th, a th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, th, uh, thi, thi, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, everything goes, the magnetic field is weakening, it's 25% down from the height 150 years ago from the Carrington event. A CME that hit the earth and started the magnetic pole moving.
Starting point is 01:20:12 If you guys look up where it is in the last 30 years, it has moved 1,500 miles into Russia. When do you think this is happening? I'm not fucking psychic. They decided to, they, but last year they pulled this this this this, this, this, this, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they, they, they, they, they. From, they. From, thi, thi, thi, toge, toge, toge, toge, toge, toge, toge, together, together, together, together, together, together, together, together, together, together, together, together, together they pulled this trigger and they got everybody thinking it's about fucking Trump versus Biden. These fuckers are on the same team, they've always been on the same fucking team. They want us to fight against each other and now they're shooting everybody up with something.
Starting point is 01:20:39 You're black pill this fuck. Thank you dude. Well, I guess this is going to be a the the the the the the the the the the to be the theee okay to be the okay to be the okay to be the thi okay thi okay to be this fuck. Thank you dude. Well I guess this is going to be a okay night who cares? Hey come up bro you got any good news bro this guy just shit in my birthday cake. I'm sorry about that man I was kind of wondering what you guys thought about like multiple personalities and like MK Ultra because I think sometimes when a personality is drawn out of somebody it's because of their lineage so they're trying to MK Ultra them to like bring out that other persona for them to do like
Starting point is 01:21:17 things with that persona. So what do you guys think about like multiple personalities and where they come from? I have borderline personality just there. I think we all do. Uh-huh. So, but, so you got that. Are you, do you resonate what he's saying? Uh, I think everyone has a shadow.
Starting point is 01:21:43 And it's, do you have to do shadow work to get used to it I think Schizophrenia is one of two thing you're either super duper Psychic or you're possessed like exorcist? Yeah, I mean if you look and I think like crystal math liquor what they call it spirits? Right, it's got something in it that fucks with you? Because? I mean if you look? I think like? I? I think? I th, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, uh, th, th, uh, th-s, uh, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th-uh, uh, th-s, thi thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, what they call it? Spirits. Right? It's got something in it that fucks with you. Because that's when you see these guys on drugs, they're all loo possessed. They all look possessed. So there is something to it. I do believe that the, I do believe that the mental health
Starting point is 01:22:22 industry is really about getting everybody on drugs. And that they don't want you to understand that the universe tries to talk to you. And it's through depression, anger, sadness. These things are a universe telling you've got to change up your life. But everybody's running from it and they're trying to numb from it when you should be going, why do I feel like this? That's having me recently and you realize, I realize I can't drink red bowl, man. I get super depressed after it, man. So now I stop drinking red bull, I don't have the depression that I used to.
Starting point is 01:23:00 But when shit happens to me, I deal with it. With drugs, you numb it out. And I'm not saying that some people shouldn't be on pharmaceuticals. You gotta do something, you know, if you have really bad chemical imbalance, but some people are just running to that shit when they feel icky. And those icky moments is when the universe is talking to you about changing your fucking life up. Nobody's coming to save you, man. You gotta save your fucking self.
Starting point is 01:23:34 All right, we're gonna do two more real quick. Next up. They got a line, look at that. Oh shit. Okay, that's the end of the line. We'll turn and burn. Thank you, brother. I just want to say, thank you. You guys, every single person at this table has gotten me through some shitty days in
Starting point is 01:23:52 this new world great depression. My question is just, with this 2030 UN agenda and with how the Federal Reserve is starting a new great depression. Do you think we could all ban together as a, as, you you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, okay, tho, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, that, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, okay, that, okay, that, okay, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that, that's that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, and with how the Federal Reserve is starting a new Great Depression, Do you think we could all band together as Owen Benjamin's and have some type of freaking, you know, homesteading Economy? You got to move to Texas or Florida, Idaho, you know beat this shit because they're making their own USDC coins and all that so they're getting in our exit strategy, so it'd be cool to have? to have the to to the. the. the. the the. the. Do the. Do the. Do the. Do the. Do the. Do the. Do the. Do the. Do the. Do the. Do the. Do the. Do the. Do the. Do the. Do the, the, the, the, do the, do the, do the, do the, do the, do the, do the, do the, do the, do the, do the, do the, do the, do the, do the, do the, do the, do the, do the, do the, do the, do the, do the, the, the, the, the, the, the. Do theateateate. Do theateat, theateate. theat, theat, theeat, the. do the. Do the. Do th shit, because they're baking their own USDC coins and all that, so they're getting in our exit strategy, so it'd be cool to have an answer from each year to see if it's possible if we could actually do that. I think you just got to, you got to move to the Red States, man, that's what I think.
Starting point is 01:24:36 I think, like, I think, like. I was in Florida last week, checking it out. I'm like, fuck, they keep getting crazy with these fucking vaccine passports and shit. Hopefully they drop it, because some countries have dropped it, the ones that got medieval with it. Like Ireland was fucking hardcore vaccine, they dropped everything.
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Starting point is 01:25:31 but I don't think it should be one place. There should be many places because then they can't fucking focus on everybody. I like Texas, I like Florida. Tennessee's really quiet. That's why I like Tennessee. They they they're not yelling about freedom, I have freedom. Texas is great, they yell about freedom a lot. Florida's great, they yell about freedom a lot. Texas, I mean, Tennessee and Idaho are real fucking quiet, bro.
Starting point is 01:25:57 They're quiet, man. Oklahoma's quiet too. They're quiet. I believe we have, everybody in this room has the ability to love and destroy, they have their own unique ability to create and destroy this entire system that can, you know, we can all band together to actually do our own part and I think that we should. If you have your ability to destroy ancient Babylon, destroy ancient powers. Next up, thank you. Next up.
Starting point is 01:26:27 Are you guys having a good time? What do you guys have a good time? What do you say black market dick? Black market dick? Black market Nick. All the fuck. It's a play on my name, Nick, Market. It's a con- the that's a con.
Starting point is 01:26:41 What you say, Black Market Dick? Black Market, Nick. Okay. It's a play on my name, Nick Market. We know what's on yours. Anyhow, so... You look like every dude in a bang-buss porno. Anyhaw. So, the coronavirus isn't really trying to try to kill everybody.
Starting point is 01:27:03 What they're trying to do is make everybody into robots. And they had the technology, the M&D or an RA technology, in 2016, they have, you know, where Elon Musk was talking about, oh, you can make anybody do anything with it. So people are dying from it, and that's just like a bonus for them. But it's really about controlling everybody in a video game kind of way. It's fucked up, man. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:27:30 I was gonna say another conspiracy about Bill Burbing, the head of it, because he's got the helicopter license and he's all about depopulation. And he totally fucking took a left turn. And he was so great, and now he sucks. I love you guys. I just just just just just just just just just just just just just fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f th, th, thi thi thi th, thi thi thoom thoom thi thi thi. thi, thi, I'm thi, I'm th. thoom-a their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm to to thi. I'm wanted to say, you know, fucking love you guys. I've been a big fan since day one. All right, next off, man. We got two more. We got two more. Nobody has normal haircuts in this place, huh?
Starting point is 01:28:01 First of all I want to say I love you guys. We love you too brother. Because this ain't easy, you know, looking for truth. You know, you're not thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th you guys love you to brother because this ain't easy you know looking for truth you know you're not going to get any friends or money or wealth or women you're gonna lose a lot of shit but you know just being here and speaking truth is you know it's a bold I'm a wonderful thing man yeah my question was about gatekeepers people like Alex Jones or Joe Rogan, which I love, I respect what they're doing, but I feel like they might be holding something back, like, I feel like Joe was really into NASA stuff and then he kind of...
Starting point is 01:28:32 Yeah, and then he kind of jumped off, like, what the fuck happen? But I get it, like, do you want the lead or do you want the gold? It's like, I'll take the gold shit. I mean have I got a helicopter models a mansion or it's like we're gonna kill you in your family and not or or run your name through Hollywood like they did with Owen you know it's what the the today. Okay this what let me answer that. I think everybody has their role you know in the jiu jitsu world when people sign up for my school in particular, to throw them into my class, we'll get them to fucking run away. They'll be scared.
Starting point is 01:29:14 So we have to treat them like children and put them in the fundamentals classes and bring them along slowly. We can't give them my motherfucking class. That's scared the shit out of them, my class. So we need people like that. Like maybe, you know, everybody's at a different level. Like Alex Jones is, he thinks we went to the fuck. So, and that's okay. That's okay because what he's doing is he's opening people's eyes in other ways. Maybe not the moon, maybe not flatter, maybe not this, maybe that, but he's doing, I mean,
Starting point is 01:29:49 he's, he predicted all this fucking vaccine shit, right? Do you think he's Bill Hicks? And even Joe Rogin, even though, even though he's not even close to Alex Jones on the conspiracy level, at least least lately have you been paying attention lately what he's doing Have you been paying attention lately what he's doing? Shit well lately. He's fucking he he he shattered Sanjay grow. I love Alex. I love the guy the CNN doctor? What do you think about Bill Hicks? So that was huge even though? Joe Rogan is nowhere near flat earth. He's he's no the the the the fuck? I love. He's the the the the the the the the the the the the the he's he? I the he's he's he's he's he? I he? I th. I the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. Have. Have. Have. Have. I th. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. Have. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the th. the the the the th. th. th. the CNN doctor watch that podcast. So that was huge even though Joe Rogan is nowhere near flat earth. He's nowhere near like some of the conspiracy theories that all y'all's are into but the fact that he's got
Starting point is 01:30:34 that fundamentals class on lock and most people need that fundamentals class. They need that shit so it's like everybody's got their part you know what I mean? The biggest problem in the conspiracy fucking movement, the biggest problem. As soon as everyone's an expert on it, there's so many conspiracy theories, and everyone's an expert on a conspiracy theory. And as soon as someone else, hold on,
Starting point is 01:31:00 as soon as someone else disagrees with your conspiracy theory that you're all into, you're like, shoo! Shoo! That's the problem. Conspiracy theorists, they all turn on each other. To a certain extent, but it's like, I love Alex, I love Joe, I love all of you. I love everyone here, but I feel like, I mean, Alex, for all the great he's. He's also, when people are like, oh, you're in a conspiracy, so they point to him being like, oh, Roger, so it's like, I almost in my conspiratorial.
Starting point is 01:31:28 What don't you write about that? What don't you like about that? What don't you like? to be like, in my conspiratorial mind, it's like, he's kind of a scapegoing. You, you, you, you, oh, oh, you, oh, oh, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like, like, like, like, th..... al. al. al. al. al. al. al. al. al. al. al. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. resemble that remark. I know I mean I'm not saying that's bad but this is just me oh I analyzed everything I'm like looking at water like what is this you know everyone here I'm sure it's the same way that's why we're here that's why we're listening yourself that's why we love you is you look for truth so if you can't analyze yourself how can you say oh I I just want to say something real quick I just want to say something something something something something something something something something something something something to to say to say to say to say to say to say to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th I the the th I the the the th I th I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th I thi I thi I thi. I the I the I the I the I the I the I the I the I the I thi. I the I thi I thi I doing right now, and I will defend that dude to the end of day,
Starting point is 01:32:08 but just hear me out, man. That guy is in an area, that dude is banging with the masters of mankind, okay? I mean like, yeah, I get it. Dude, dangerous. He's got a family. I'm not saying. So in life, man. Eddie and I talked that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, I that's, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that. that. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. that. that. that. that. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, like Eddie and I talk about, and not that's even on the table.
Starting point is 01:32:28 And you don't even have to put this on that absolutely. Hold on, listen, Mullet, listen. Listen. I had this. We, this is, we, this is, we're, this is, we're, that's what we like. My, Eddie and I, that to th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, not, that's, that's, that's, not, not that's, not that's, not that's, that's, to, to, that's, that's, that's, that's, they. they, not, not even, they. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they. the, th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. That's what we like. I don't want to get to those levels because that's a dangerous game to play. And Joe Rogan's kept that train on the tracks for 10 years. And when you get to a certain place man, I mean, look at any time he says anything, they lose their fucking skull. He's got family dude. He's got a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th lose it their fucking skull he's got family dude he's got a lot of it's more than I'm not saying perfect I'm not saying he's perfect you got a
Starting point is 01:33:10 focus on the good he's doing now and not the shit he's not talking about because what he's did with that Sanjay Gupta guy what he did with that guy you guys see that shit no he's killing it I'm not gonna sign hold on hold on hold on hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, I love you, but hold on, Sanjay Gupta was like, uh, no, uh, listen, listen, man, nobody agrees on everything. I'm not here to drag into the mud. One side of your head, you have two different hair cuts going right now, okay? I cut it my
Starting point is 01:33:47 that's okay, bro. Hey, you're flat earth in the front? I got to question about flat earth? I got to. I got to the flat earth too. I got to the back. I love you brother. Southern hemisphere. We'll talk after the show. We'll, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, th, th, th, th, th, th. that, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. that's, that's, th. that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that, that's that, that's that's that's that, that's th. that's thatuth and I get it. When you're up here, man, everyone's getting canceled. Hey, listen, just if you look his dick, you guys can walk. Everybody's in the different conspiracy theories. Dude, I'm gonna suck your dick out in the show. I'm gonna suck his dick, you guys can walk. And everybody is into different conspiracy theories, all right? There's a fucking video out there of me, some guy analyzing me on tinfoil hat,
Starting point is 01:34:32 and they're freezing shit like me doing like Illuminati. Look, he's putting it in your face. Look, and then they freeze and they go, as soon as I saw that shit, I'm like, oh, I get it. Like, I used to think all these people were shills. Like, maybe he's a shill, because there's a video about him. Maybe he's a shill, because there's a video about him. Maybe he's a shill. And then when they made a fucking video about me, I'm like, you know what, I got to go back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back and re the the the the the the the the the the the the to go back back and re the the the the the the the their their their their their their their, and I'm their their, because their, because their, because their, because their, because their, because their, because their, because their, because their, because their, because their, because their, because their, because their, because their, because their, because the, because, because, because, because, because, and the, and the, and their, and their, and their, and their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, because their, because their, because their, because their, because their, their, because their, because their, because their, because their, because their, the people I thought were fucking chills. Because there's a video out there of me, I'm in the Illuminati, by the way,
Starting point is 01:35:06 and I'm putting it in your face, I'm doing all the signs in your face. So when I saw that, I'm like, okay, all right, okay. I think it's easier for the people at the top, the real aluminum to just spread rumors. I think that's easier than actually making them show. That's hard going to actually see someone down and fucking capture them and put them in a fucking white cargo van and say, you're gonna do this and you're gonna do that, or we're gonna kill your family.
Starting point is 01:35:36 I don't think it's done that way. I'm learning that it's not, it's easier just to spread disinformation that people are shills and then other people will jump on it. That's easier. We got to wrap up the show guys. Oh now we're done? Yeah we got to. Once I start talking. No you. All right I'm done I'm out of here. I'm out of here. Two quick questions. All right talking about gay keepers and we're here in Las Vegas. Hey, gays are cool. I got gay friends. I don't hate gays at all. Oh, me? I'm going to suck that doing the mullet's dick after the show. Well, I just wanted to get your opinion on John Gruden. Gaykeepers, right? On gaykeepers and John Gruden and what you think?
Starting point is 01:36:14 They're people. They're people. They're people. Yeah. roles and gatekeeping how we think of this society. Do you think it's crazy that just happened right around with Dave Chappell's whole thing going? That was what I was going to mention to. It's all more cultural Marxism, dude. Why some guys look like heroes and some dudes look like nothing. Have you actually seen the emails themselves?
Starting point is 01:36:35 No, only quotes. That's all cultural Marx yeah, these weren't public It's all cultural Marxism, bro study that you know what happened. Thank you dude last one Thank you for taking a guy that looks normal. Thank you very much. My question and conspiracy is about. It's maybe a good segue. Thanks for coming to Vegas. I'm a Vegas local Vegas local What's up with the Las Vegas shooting? Ooh Deadly questions Come in from a local. I love it last question of course dude. You're like the last guy and a hundred guy gang bang. You're like, let's do it
Starting point is 01:37:22 I Don't know nothing. It's FBI, dude. That's why they dropped it so quickly. Gunrunner. Gunrunner, FBI, trying to assassinate a Saudi prince. They wanted to create it. Why did they hit that group? Because that group represents the people who are so second amendment.
Starting point is 01:37:44 And they failed. They were supposed to, Obama was supposed to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. It th. It th. It's th. It's th. It's their. It's their th. It's th. It's th. It's. It's. It's. It's their. It's their. It's. amendment. They just and they failed. They were supposed to, Obama was supposed to take our guns. It did work. So you got to defend the second at all costs. There was a giant, there was a, there was some kind of like Reddit drop or a fortune drop, which someone predicted it was going to happen. They got the dates wrong, dude. They said it was going to happen on 9-11.
Starting point is 01:38:06 What they met was Route 91 on October 1st. They got it completely fucking wrong. But that's when it really happened. It was all set up. The staff doesn't know a guy's bringing guns all up. They can't break the windows. He wasn't running back forth. It was a complete, the inside job. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, what th, what they meant, what they meant was they meant was tho, what tho, what tho, what tho, what th, what th, th, th, th. What th. What th, th, th. What th. What thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. What that, that, was threateeean, was that, was they meant, was they meant threaten, was they meant they meant they meant they meant they meant they meant threaten a complete utter inside job. It was a clean utter inside job. Thank you. No problem. Thank you for a happy birthday. Guys did you have a great time?
Starting point is 01:38:39 Let's give it up for this place for having us! We love you all very happy. Real quick. Who is this? Klaus Schrob, come on, real quick. We've got Klaus Schrob, Jr. This is Klaus Schrob, Jr. This is Klaus Rhob, Jr. Hello, my slaves! How are you today? I am Klaus Schraub, Jr.
Starting point is 01:39:06 I am the Thrust Fund, Bratt of Davos. How are you? I would like to talk about a conspiracy that I was apart for, and that was when the buildings fell over in Miami's. You see, Hunter Biden, and four girls were looking for a place to make orgy times. And I had, I was in Alaska and I had the keys to the help facility, the high altitude
Starting point is 01:39:37 our research projects in. Did I say that correctly? Yeah. The high altitude or research projection. So I went in there, and I was on drugs, adrenicrome, and cocaine, ketamines. And I go in the control room, and I'm pressing buttons, I'm grabbing body parts, I'm eating ass. I was on the floor. And I was eating ass for like four and a half hours on the clock from
Starting point is 01:40:07 the back. But when I woke up, it was only me and Hunter Biden in the bed. I don't know, I don't know when the girls left this. But then when I woke up, a buildings fell over in Miami's. Whoopsie, daisies, maybe I made earthquakes there or something like this. Also, I want, there's a lot of misinformation about the vaccine passport and the microchips that were, vaccines for your safety's we're putting in you. Not Michael chips, but I was in the United Kingdom with Prince Andrew and Glenn Maxwell and my father sent a Clouchfab.
Starting point is 01:40:57 And we were making human huntings and one of the boys he ran out the castle. Oh my god they're trying to kill me. And we could not find him. We could not find him. So then they started putting the chips in the puppies and the cats. Clow Shrub. What's that is what you are doing? To our slayce.
Starting point is 01:41:23 Thank you guys so much. to our slash that's your own time. Clouce Trop, Georgia. Thank you guys so much. It's been a pleasure. This has been 500. We love you all so much. Thank you. Hey, Tracy, come here.
Starting point is 01:41:36 Home, boy. Eric, open your mind. Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lidsidid people everywhere. That's some interdimensional mind. Wake up, Aaron! This is only the beginning. You just blew my mind.

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