Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #545: American Losers with KP Burke

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Starting point is 00:00:30 That's some interdimensional mind. Wake up, Aaron. This is only the beginning. There's, you just put my mind. Good! Good morning, Swarm! And welcome to Tim Fall Hatt, you know I am, you know what I'm here to do? I'm here too. Rogg. That's right, join me as always, everyone's favorite Mexican, Xavier Guerrero.

Starting point is 00:00:57 What's up? XG? Actually, does anyone in your family? No? No, just your friends? Just business. You're welcome. And on the ones and two, Jay Nice, Johnny Woodard. Wait, wait, so what's this story? So why did you call him that?

Starting point is 00:01:12 Because you couldn't say my name? He was like, what was your name? He was like, Xavier Giro. I'm like, OK, that your name though actually? No. Yeah, that's my name. But to him, he couldn't pronounce. But I started. I thought your name was something else, though. No, his name is, well, it's every, yeah. Oh, we got a whole story behind that, but he goes by Xavier Guerrero, okay?

Starting point is 00:01:33 Yeah. And then he couldn with this name. I already got worry about. Yeah, I got fuck up names. Yeah, so yeah, so guys tune in. Hope you guys are doing well. We have a really, really, really great podcast for you guys. thou. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's that's that's how. that's how. that's how. that's how. that's how. that's how. that's how. that's how. that's that's that's that's that's that's today. I thought it was good. I may, it made me exciting. I thought it was fun. We dropped a hammer the gods on these unexpected fools. It's with K.P. Burke. He's got a podcast called American Loser and he just, it's a podcast where you basically, he looks through histories, the losers. You know, history is written by the winners. And we have a fun discussion about many losers on this show today. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. throoooooooo. thi. thi. th written by the winners. He takes a look at the losers. And we have a fun discussion about many losers on this show today. I enjoyed it. Time flied. It was a good time.

Starting point is 00:02:30 Guys, if you want to see me live, you want to see Xavier live? We just had a bunch of shows, bro. March 25, I am in Bisbee in Arizona. Then fast forward, I am also, oh, I have a date coming up that I haven't put out for some unknown reason. April 6th, I'm somewhere, that does no good to anybody, but so I'll get you that day.

Starting point is 00:02:57 April 8th, I'm in El Paso, oh, I know where that is all that's Lancaster. I'm in Lancaster April 6, I believe April 6th. I'm in Lancaster April 8th Xavier and myself and Eddie Bravo are in El Paso, Texas. Yes, we're playing a rodeo event center. Yeah, I am my dream of coming true of being in a rodeo. It's finally coming true. So it's April 8th. And then April 9th, we are in Corpus Christi doing another show, okay, on the other side of Texas, which is great. Then keep going, what's next? April 22nd. I'm in Fredericksburg, Virginia. April 23rd, I'm in Baltimore and then we

Starting point is 00:03:48 got, oh no there's Palmdale, so April 28th is Palmdale and then April 29th is Chicago and then April 30th is Float Fest in Texas again so I got to put that up. So those are the gigs on May 11th I met in Laguna de Gal. Go check that out. Guys, I'm gonna be honest with you man. Not only is this show crushing it but my premium content is pure fire. Go to Rockfin.com. Actually you go to Sam Tripoli.com you'll find all my links to all my premium content. We've got Timfall half Premium that's been fire, zero, pure fire. Pure fire. Some episodes are so good I gotta give them out for free just so you feel the power of rock. And if you're not, if you listen to Full Hat and you're not listening to zero, you got problems.

Starting point is 00:04:40 Okay, that's why I'm getting all this stuff all the time. I'm doing my cameos now just Sam Triplian came. And everyone's like I'm just, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, th, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, pure, thi, pure, thi, pure, thi, thi, thi, thi, pure, pure, thi, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, pure, th's why I'm getting all this stuff all the time. I'm doing my cameos now, just add Sam triply on cameo. And everyone's like, I'm just really sad about the world. You're sad about the world because you're not listening to zero. You can't listen to Tim Follet and not listen to zero. You just can't do it. Because you find out everything, zero helps you deal with it, which is turn off everything and look inward. And then Broken Sim is where we cry about all those things. Yeah, where we cry.

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Starting point is 00:09:16 already halfway there so it'll be a good day Xavier are you crushing it? Oh damn how many of them are Mexican swarm? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh! Oh? Oh! Oh? Oh! Oh! Oh? Oh! Oh? Oh! Oh? Oh! Oh! Oh? Oh? Oh! Oh! Oh? Oh! Oh? Oh! Oh? Oh! Oh! Oh? Oh? Oh! Oh? Oh! Oh? Oh! Oh! Oh? Oh! Oh! Oh? Oh? Oh! Oh? Oh! Oh? Oh! Oh! Oh? Oh? Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh. Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh. Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh! Oh! Oh? Oh! Oh? Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh? Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the bit. God damn, how many of them are Mexican swar? All of them, they're all stoners, so it's amazing. You're welcome. You're welcome. Let's do it. Let's do it. See, Johnny, I help you guys to happen. Making it hau generous. Yeah. All right, dude. I'm Xavier, I'm super happy. New broken Sam coming this. Let's do it. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. the. the. tha. tha. they's, they're tha. they're all, tha guys enjoy this with K.P. Burke of American Loser and enjoy the show. Okay, very excited for this episode. I've been wanting to do this episode with this cat for a while. We had it in the books and here we are. bam, manifesting, visualizing, and creating reality. He has a great podcast called American Loser. Please welcome comedian K.P. Burke.

Starting point is 00:10:15 How are you, brother? Good to see you, man. Glad to be back to man. This is awesome. Yeah, I'm very excited to have you on you did on my premium show and we had met at the dojo of comedy in my, I have a comedy club, I don't know if you guys know this, I'm a comedy club, I honestly don't talk about it enough for having a comedy club. I really don't and I should start talking about more but, so KP opened for me I believe on a week. Did you open or were you just performing on a show? I was, I was th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. Yeah th. Yeah th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tho, I'm thi thi, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I, I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm, I'm th. I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi. Yeah, I'm thoooooooooooo toge. I'm toge. I'm tho toe. I'm thoo thoo just performing on a show I was I was featuring on that one for you man I was excited yeah so we did

Starting point is 00:10:49 that and the dojo is on fire out there I don't know if you've seen since he since we painted it so it's gonna be all black it used to be like all white and but like we were having all these super edgy comics come in and like an all white room, just weird energy. It's like, dude, if you want to have edgy comedy, you've got to have it almost as close to pitch black in there as possible so nobody can see what weird, fucking creepy jokes you're laughing at, right? I mean like, it's kind of like strip bar, you ever been to a strip bar when they turn the lights on in the morning when it's like like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like th th th th th th. I th. I th. I th. I th th. I th thi thi thi thi thi thi. No thi, like the the thi. thi. th. the the th. th. th. the th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the the th. the th. the the th. the the the th. th th the to th to to to to the the to to to to the the to turn the lights on in the morning when it's like go home time?

Starting point is 00:11:25 I can say I haven't been at that time yet. No, I haven't gone that hard. Xavier, have you really? Really? I'm the only lying. Of course I have. Of course I have. When they turn it on and you're just like, everyone's like, oh God, they can't. they can, they can, they can, they can, they can, they can, they can, they can, they can, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. th. th. th. th. I th. I that, I that, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I, I, I th. I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't say, I tha. I can't say, I can't say, I can't say, I can't tha. I can't tha. I can't tha may not be familiar with you or your podcast, you tell our listeners a little bit about yourself, about your podcast and where they can find it. Oh, cool, man. Yeah, it's a show's called American Loser. You and me were talking about that over at the Dojo, which by the way I just locked it up. We're having my album release party at the dojo in May. Boom! Boom! Boom!

Starting point is 00:12:05 That's right. That's what we're talking about. Oh, it's a great room too, man. So Mike and I locked that up the other day. But yeah, the show's been going on for, it's over three years now, and it started off as a book idea. And I was going to write a little profile the profiles their their profile their profile profile profile profile profile profile profile profile profile little little little little little littlethe country would look like if that person had won. Would they have pulled off their policy? What would it happen?

Starting point is 00:12:27 What would they have faced in their administration? shit like that? And then that got to be a little bit too hard because writing the books so we did a podcast. And then we started to tell have lost in the history books of the United States of America. So it keeps replenishing itself. I love this idea. I think it's a really great idea. And I find it very interesting because like, you know, so every year hundreds, I'd say hundreds of pilots get made and a handful of them, if you're lucky, get picked to become a show, right?

Starting point is 00:13:07 Yeah. So people have always wanted to do just a channel of failed. I would love it. Sometimes they get leaked, like, the pilot for how I met your father or dad or whatever, with Greta Gurwig, the director got leaked, like, last year or something. And it's so fat, you can see why they didn't you know pick it up it was like didn't just get picked up well no but with a different cast it's a different like a different showrun or everything it's it's a but it almost went to network like year like five six seven years

Starting point is 00:13:36 to something like that and you say is Greta Gretta Gerwig or whatever whatever it is? You know, from Francis Ha. Have you seen that film? No, no. I just, I'm so, I am so detached from television. Like, this interests me, zero. This show. Come on, it has Hillary.

Starting point is 00:13:57 Oh, dude. It's getting terrible reviews. Of course it is, dude. It's because, uh, this was some before we get into everything. So we were just talking about New York City and how's it going and all that stuff like, and you're telling me it's starting to open up and stuff like that. I mean, so Johnny and I did a broken sim on Saturday night. And so I decided, you know, I'm like every guy, it's like, how late can I go home before I get in trouble?

Starting point is 00:14:26 Right? I mean, dude, dude, I forget, I forgot, I forgot. AJ Jamal had the best joke ever about that, about how he would just drive around his block, because he didn't want to go home. And he gets pulled over by a cop. He's a killer black. And the cop's like's like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like.. He gets pulled over by a cop. AJ Jamal is a killer black. He's black.

Starting point is 00:14:45 And the cop's like, what are you doing? He goes, well, see that light? That's my house. That's my woman waiting for me to come home and I don't want to go home yet. And the cop let them off, right? Hey guys, I want to time to start getting involved. Coinbase makes it quick and easy to start your own portfolio and learn to trade like a pro, okay? Coinbase offers a trusted and easy use platform to buy, sell, and spend cryptocurrency.

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Starting point is 00:17:06 But it's like all, like what's going on in New York? Like, I know a lot of people left, are they all coming back? Because I have all my friends that are starting to come back. I only, I think the only ones who won't come back are the inner circle. thrown to come back. Unless he's, they, they, they, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, that, I, tho, tho, tho, tho, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, I's, I's, I's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th Unless he comes back, then they'll all come back. Of course. But they, and I don't, hey dude, you got to, you're hanging out with the king, you got it. I make no problems with that. But are people starting to come back to New York? I mean, the people who never really, most people, this is kind of crazy. Most of the comics I know are living in Jersey now. I th th th th th th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. th. I'm thathea. thathea. thathea. thathea. thathea. thathea. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. the. to. the. the. to. tho. the. tho. tho. tho. th I think that's the harder shit to do. I'm looking at Long Beach right now. But the traffic, isn't

Starting point is 00:17:48 the traffic horrible? Well for Jersey into New York? Yeah, because I mean anywhere if you leave LA getting into LA is a fucking bitch. Yeah, at the certain times. Yeah, you got to work around that. I got in today it was what I was that to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the there there there there there there there there there their there their there their their their their their their their their their their. their. I their. I their. I was. I was. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. the. the. L. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I got in today. It was what I was, I had to be there for 11 at Gas Digital and I think it made it in like maybe an hour and 10. So from down the Jersey Shore, so you can still have freedom, you can own guns, you don't have to live on top of each other. That's the key, dude. You can still get there if you got to get. and gas digital, just killing it, dude. Just killing it.

Starting point is 00:18:25 They know what they're doing. For such a dude who likes to get fucked up on drugs, he's very organized and he gets shit done. I mean, it's unbelievable. Every time I see him, I'm like, he's in space right now. But yeah, everything fucking always clicks and works out. So good for him. So let's get into this, man. What do you want to talk talk talk talk talk talk talk ta to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho tho that that that thatk, thathea thatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheat. th. they. they. they. they. they. th. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the the the. theaa. thea. thea. thea. the Matt. What do you want to talk about today, KP? Well, I mean, I sent you guys an email. I don't know if we did an episode recently on something a little

Starting point is 00:18:52 troubling. It was called the curse of Tip a canoe, but I was going to ask you, I'm curious if I have the right definition of chaos theory. Okay, what is the definition of chaos theory? Johnny's smart enough. It's a well Johnny I have it wrong but it's just like it's absolutely the unpredictable things and there's no there's no way around anything and it's just gonna things have an energy of their own and you can't control them. Sure. Johnny Johnny Johnny your I don't fucking. Chaos theory states that within apparent randomness of chaotic complex systems there the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the system reader, chaos theory states that within apparent randomness of chaotic complex systems, there are underlying patterns, interconnectedness, constant feedback loops, repetition,

Starting point is 00:19:34 self-similarity, fractal tools. I mean, you know, the butterfly thing is all, is the classic example. Well, it's basically that there's order in chaos, right? Is that what we're talking about? That even the most chaotic shit, there is some sort of order in the chaos. Yes, that's perfect then. This is, the story was trippy. I don't know if you know any of you guys ever heard of this curse of Tip a Canoe before? No, but I'm in. All right, so, like kind of around

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Starting point is 00:21:10 And then he died in office. So half his term is his inaugural speech. And then he just fucking croaks. He was running the light heavy man. Yeah, yeah, was he a black comic? Well, he got replaced actually. So this was hilarious. I think it was the first president to ever die in office.

Starting point is 00:21:32 And he got replaced by this guy named John Tyler, who was known as his accedency. That's what they called. He was like, oh, shit. Well, he was the first of his excellency. . voted for him. He's only kind of here on accident. But instead of his excellency, his excellency. That's so funny. Like as far as jokes go in that era, that's a heater right there. That's a heater?

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Starting point is 00:22:49 Junior was the last guy that served and he barely did that the closest brushes I would say John Kerry and Colin Powell would have been the closest we've come like like yeah, yeah nothing like? No, like? No, like trump. tru. the tru. the tru. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that. The closest brush is I would say John Kerry and Colin Powell would have been the closest we've come like yeah nothing like Trump nope Obama nope and basically George Bush Jr. no. Well that's the only reason they like Tulsa because she actually served right and I don't know if that means is better or worse having somebody who served like I think it's better, but it could also be they could be psychopaths. It depends on the person. Yeah. Yeah. So we have this, uh, his accident and see. And what happens with him? Well, he's a trip, man. He winds up making no friends whatsoever. He's the only United States president that is buried in a Confederate flag. Oh, so he was southern man. Well, yeah, and he was very sympathetic. He. He. He the the th. He th. He was a th. He was a th. He was a th. He was a psychopath. He was a psychopath. He was a psychopath. He was a psychopath. He was a psychopath. He was a psychopath. He was a psychopath. He was a psychopathed. He was a psychopathed. He was a psychopathed. He was be th. He th. He th. He th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. They th. They th. They th. They th. They th. They th. They th. He could be th. He could be th. He could be th. He could be th. He could be th. He could be th. He could be th. He could be thi. He could be thi. He could be thi. He could be thi. He could be thi. He could be the the the the th. He could be th. United States president that is buried in a Confederate flag. Oh, so he was a southern man. Well, yeah, and he was very sympathetic to the South, and then he also served in the Confederate government afterwards because his exodus from the presidency, he was not a popular guy.

Starting point is 00:23:39 Here's where the shit gets real trippy though, Sam. I wanted to say I was putting in chaos theory in the appropriate way. The election that got William Henry Harrison into the thi thi thine thine thine thine thine th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. He was th. He was the thi was thi was the thi was thi was thi was thi was the thi was thi was thi was thi was thi was thi was thi was thi was thi was thi was thi was thi was thui was the thui was the thui was thui was the th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was thi. He was the thi. He was thi. He was the theeateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateate. He was thi. He was th I wanted to say I was putting in chaos theory in the appropriate way. The election that got William Henry Harrison into office was in 1840, right? And then 20 years later in 1860, Abraham Lincoln gets elected, right? And then he dies in office, right? He gets assassinated by John Wilkes Booth. 1880. James A. Garfield is the president of the United States, wins that election in 1880. He gets killed in office by a guy named Charles J. Gato. And literally, I think he dies. He dies like maybe 10, 15 minutes from the studio I'm at right now, too. He died in Long Branch, I believe. So that one's pretty trippy. Then you got in 1900, William McKinley is elected president. That's the guy that J.P. Morgan and Rockefeller and Carnegie pretty much threw all the money behind.

Starting point is 00:24:29 Yeah. And it kept him in power because of the gold standard like you and we were talking about last time, Sam, that that was the big debate of the day was free silver or the gold standard. And it was just fucking nuts. And by the way tho those th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu. And, thu, thi, thin, thin, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. thu. And, th nuts. And by the way, those debates were like two days long. Yes. Right. I mean, think about everybody would have a debate. Like you and I are debating, right? I would talk for an hour.

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Starting point is 00:25:30 These are all- Yeah, McKinley gets blacked, brings in Teddy Roosevelt, probably changes the entire country. 1920 Warren G.Harding wins the election in 1920, he dies in office of what they say is natural causes, but the more you read. He was like one of the most corrupt presidents ever. He was part of that T-pot dome scandal where they, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody somebody, thi, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody, somebody somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. 18, th. 18, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi is natural causes, but the more you read, he was like one of the most corrupt presidents ever. He was part of that teapot dome scandal where they were pretty much selling government land and shit. It was pretty nice.

Starting point is 00:25:54 He's one of the most corrupt dudes ever. I actually thought Warren G, the hip hop artist took his name from him because he was such a bad dude. But there was such a bad dude. Warren G, now we got another Warren G. It's so crazy, right? And then it's like, I'm still, I still don't know how there's not a rap group named Black Nobility. I just don't know how it doesn't exist. That lets you know how secret that shit is that there has been called a rap group called Black Nobility.

Starting point is 00:26:24 I'm not against that. I think you're just assuming black-. Some more like a black rock band. Black Nobility? I'm not against that. I think you're just assuming Black Sabbath and you're just turning into Black Nobility. There is someone called Black Nobility on SoundCloud though. Oh really? Enrique Sanchez, yeah. Okay, but that's a Mexican. Yeah, sorry. I'm just saying. It's just saying. I said, sorry. So what was teapot dome?

Starting point is 00:26:45 So teapot dome was, that was like one of the worst scandals of the time. Warren G-Harting, by the way, like, this is how I want to die, man. He died. I think it was a heart attack. Getting his balls worked. Dude, he went out, he was the most popular president while he was the incumbent, and then he died, and then everybody's like, he forgot to delete his Google search history or something and everybody found out all the weird shit he was up to. Oh, what was he up to? And he now considered.

Starting point is 00:27:13 Oh yeah, while he was alive, super popular, everybody loved him. And then as soon as he died, all that shit came out and their shit came to to to to, and to, and to, and to, and to, and to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the shit, the shit, and he, the shit, and he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he..... the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the.... the the the the their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the to the the told. to the to the the the told. to the to the the to to the the the the to the the the country. So he got away with some stuff man. Teapot dome being one of the worst of them. That was like a total land grab thing. They actually cover it I think in season three of Boardwalk Empire. That's like when, um, because Warren G-hardy had a kid out of wedlock too, like, they hid down the Jersey shore. That's what's unsettling is how much shit I find down the Jersey Shore where I'm at right now. That's so funny, dude. But the Teapot Dome is, what does that mean? What does T-Pot Dome's, why they called that? Gotcha. So, T-Pot Dome was, if I recall correctly, it was the U.S. Navy. It was, the U.S. Navy had land, and the Navy, and the Navy, and theykiedkied, is is is is, is, is, is, is, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, I'm actually going to look it up over here too. It was a scandal involving the administration of Warren G. Harding and it was his secretary

Starting point is 00:28:07 of the interior was leasing Navy petroleum reserves in T-Pet Dome, Wyoming. Of course involves oil companies even back then. Exactly. That was the whole move. So they were moving around those reserves and stuff and they were also selling land and it was stuff they had absolutely no business doing and it was all members of his cabinet so they didn't even know obviously Warren G was in on it a little bit but it was his cabinet was the most corrupt in American history they're saying. All right guys I want to tell you about our friends at athletic greens that's right I started taking

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Starting point is 00:31:47 politics, which is crazy, right? Because right now we got something going on with Obama spying on Trump, which is basically came out as happening, and nothing's coming of it. Like, there is no national dialogue on it. And I would tell you, I mean, just from this point of view, people just selling land to rich corporations seems like status quo of the day today. Yeah. So I don't think this would happen today.

Starting point is 00:32:22 What should happen with Obama? I mean, dude. You think time? I mean, like, I don't know what the answer the answer the answer the answer the answer the answer the answer the answer the answer the answer the answer the answer th th th th th th they they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll? I mean dude, are you thinking time? I mean like I don't know what the answer I know that Biden was involved with but it's like like it's literally Obama wiretapped an elected president. He wiretapped him in an attempt to unsee him from winning the election. That's crazy, right? I mean, like...

Starting point is 00:32:50 We won't know. They're going to wait 30 years. My theory is always 30 years seems to be the amount of time that it takes for everything to cool down enough that then they can actually be, hey, by the way, so we're up to this during that time frame. Yeah, when everybody's dead, that's how they do it. We're gonna find out about JFK before we find out about that one. Yeah, for sure. So, so Harding dies in 1920, then FDR died in office in 1940. In 19- Those are the years that they were elected. Oh, okay, so these are the years they're elected. All right. Yeah, which gets real important in a second, Sam. It it it it it it's it's it's it's it's it's, it's, I I I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. We th. th. th. We th. We th. We th. We th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, we th. Yeah, we th. Yeah, we to. Yeah, we to. Yeah, we's. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. to. to. th. th. th. th So these are the years they're elected. All right. Yeah, which gets real important in a second, Sam. It's pretty, I think you know where we're heading to dude. So 1920 was Warren G. Harding dies in office. 1940 when Roosevelt won his third election, that was the year that he did and then he died in office. It was also something weird too about that that when Roosevelt died, Hitler took that as like, the. the. the. to. to. to. the. to. to. the. to. the. to. the. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, I, I, I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I, I, I, I th. I, I, I, I, I th. I, I, I, I, I th. I, I th. I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thitook that as like an omen from the gods that he was supposed to, like, that's when he decided, like, oh, I can fuck up Russia now, too.

Starting point is 00:33:49 And then after that, that's 1940. The election of 1960, post-World War II America, things are calming down a little bit. You're starting to get this idea about going into space. Got John F. Kennedy, Charles J. Gatow or JFK. I'm trying to remember who is his assassin. Lee Harvey Oswald. That's a big list. That's a central intelligence agency. Sorry.

Starting point is 00:34:16 What's that. That's so funny. Yeah. I thought about that. . . I've thought about that. What do you think, I think my hunch is that journalists do that because they don't, you know, there could be other people called Lee Oswald, you know what I mean? So they want to get as specific as possible so that they're not possibly tarring like a bunch

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Starting point is 00:35:17 was Sandusky yeah that was it was Sandusky yeah right and they're like if you change your name well he's like I'm never changing my name. It's disrespectful to my father. But it's like super interesting on that. Yeah, they always had three names. Johnny has a theory on it. But so, uh, in 19. I mean, everybody's got three names. You know, it's just somebody's decision to call it.

Starting point is 00:35:37 No, I know somebody doesn't. Well, but you know what I mean. . . Like, what, 80% of the people in the country have three names, at least? All right, Johnny, you got a little but-her on that one. What you're talking about? 1980? You got but-her? You got but-her?

Starting point is 00:35:52 1980, Ronald Reagan, remember, he has the assassination attempt, to their first term. And then this was crazy. I really thought that they were fucking with us when I started reading about this. Nancy Reagan was so fearful of what was becoming then known as the 20-year curse, that she was actually hiring psychics and astrologers to come to the White House to say like, oh, can Ronald travel on this day? Is it's safe for him to go here? And apparently she had, like, I want to call him like curses or anything, but but thuu..... thu. thu. thu. And, I thu. And, I thu. And, I thu, I thu. thu. thu. thu. thi, I thi, I thi, I was actually, I was actually, I was actually, I was actually, I was actually, I was actually, I'm thi. thrown, I was actually, I was actually, I was actually, I was, I was, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, I thi. And, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I'm thi. And, I'm like blessings put on him and stuff like that to try to keep him alive. And they were actually saying, that's when the chaos theory thing took over. It's like, hey, we can't kill Ronald Reagan in office because, you know, that guy did shoot him and everything like that. But it was, he survived the attack. And then his Ronald Reagan Jr. admits, that they were seeing signs of dementia in Reagan in year three of his first go-around. So that means that he was showing signs of it and then was

Starting point is 00:36:50 you know the leader of the free world for five more years. Yeah I mean I mean can we all agree George Bush try to take him out? I mean isn't there a famous picture? Will you look it up where like George Bush on a plane waiting to find out if Ronald Reagan died? And it's like him and a bunch of lizard people on a plane smoking cigarettes going, okay, am I president? Am I president? Actually, you can't just type George Bush on a plane.

Starting point is 00:37:23 What did you want? George Bush, no, senior, Reagan, George H.W. Bush is what you want. Yeah, okay, let's not waste time on this. I mean, this could take forever. This should be just, this should be a whole podcast. And how long is it take for XG to find what we're looking for that's right right you got to type Reagan well they were scared so as well as a pilot's and you're gonna have a lot of photos of yeah don't worry about Xavier uh you try and that's all

Starting point is 00:37:56 really matters at the end of the day is that you you put out an effort but it's it's very interesting because I always would have loved to bid like a fly on the wall when Reagan and George Bush get in the same room together for the first time, fully knowing that they're like, yeah, dude, he just had dinner with the guy's family the night before. His family met with the Hinkley's, the Bushes and the Obama's, their first common relative, is a hinkley's, the Hinkley's, the Bushes and the Obama's, their first common, like relative is a Hinkley? Yeah, that's it. They're just sitting there waiting, bro, they're just like, am I president?

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Starting point is 00:39:21 talking about this doc he puts out didn't wasn't produced very well Yeah, well I watch Ukraine on fire interesting doc if you want to learn about The background of what's been going on in Ukraine, but and stone produced it. He did not direct this. It was directed by somebody. I think who is fucking nephew or Ukrainian or something, but it's got I mean typos in it and I mean just really unprofessional Yeah a lot of stock footage that looks shitty misidentified footage? I stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff? I? I thage? I thi? I thi? I thi? I thi? I stuff stuff stuff. thi? I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the interesting interesting interesting interesting interesting interesting interesting interesting interesting interesting. I th. I th. I th. I th. I interesting interesting interesting. I interesting. I interesting. I interesting. I interesting. I th. I interesting. I thi. I thi. I interesting. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I thi. I to thi to to thi thi thi to thi thi thi thi thi. I mean, it's really unprofessional. Yeah. A lot of stock footage that looks shitty, misidentified footage, stuff like that. Bush would be the first president to, uh, in the year 2000, Bush would be the first, become the first president to survive an assassination temp. What, who, did somebody try to assassinate him? I do. We were reading about that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thiiiiiii. the their their thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It is is th. the the the the the the the the th. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's got th. It's got th. It's got th. It's got th. It's to. It's to. It's to. It's to. It's to. It's to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. the thry to assassinate him? I do. We were reading about that because that was election year 2000, right? And then in his second term, apparently there was like a live grenade thrown at him that was never went off or something like that. And I never

Starting point is 00:40:14 knew about that. Really? George W. George? George? George? George? George Bush Jr. Yeah, it was W. I can't. I thi. A. the Navy. the Navy. the Navy. the Navy. the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. In. In. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the t. t.. t. t. t. t. t. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. think it was like 2006 which is trippy because I joined in 2007. I joined the Navy in 2007 to start my paperwork and I literally I got to my first duty station as Obama was being elected so it was weird. I thought for sure I would have known about that by them that there was an assassination attempt on the current president. Well, if you listen to the media, I mean every day there seems to be like a tho thous thous thous thous thous thous thous thous thous thous thous thous thous thous the thous the thous. the the th. the the th. A th. I'm a to be a to be a to be a the assassination assassination assassination assassination assassination assassination assassination assassination assassination assassination assassination assassination assassination assassination assassination assassination assassination assassination, to to to to to to to to to their, their, their, the assassination assassination, their, their the assassination assassination, their, their assassination, their assassination, their assassination, their, the assassination, their, the assassination, theirto the media I mean every day there seems to be like a thousand people try wanting to take out the president which is them counting every like weird written and crayon letter that gets sent so you know like hey I'm gonna get you you know I mean they 100 percent Johnny it's like

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Starting point is 00:41:27 because I couldn't handle it anymore. I made one dumb joke on there and it was that I'm so glad that Charles Manson picked Helter and not a different Beatles song because I don't want to hear about Sharon Tate and the Obla Di Blah murders. And this dude writes back and he goes, fuck you K P. Burt. F. to you fucking a t. their. S. their. their. their. their. their. S. S. t. t. S. t. S. t. S. S. t. S. t. S. S. S. S. t. t. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. S. I. A. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. S. A. A. S. A.............................................. A... A. A. goes, fuck you K.P. Burke, fuck you, you fucking asshole. You're not funny, quit your job, kill yourself. And I looked up his name was Sharon Tate, fan forever. All right, sorry, dude. I found your psycho thing you're about. Yeah, everybody's got their thing, man.

Starting point is 00:41:55 That's it, dude. Imagine in this day and! Well, imagine what that guy's life is like though, because he's clearly got a search set up or something for like Sharon Tate terms, you know, anybody who brings up Sharon Tate. Aren't there bouts? He's got a fan account probably. He's those people that make fan accounts of people, like, there's a Pete Davidson one, a Kanye one where they just screenshot everything they do and they're just like look I have everything. Kanye's getting text from Pete Davidson now. He said Pete Davidson he deleted this video he said he said Pete Davidson saying I'm in bed

Starting point is 00:42:37 with your girl right now. But he's known for doing that but don't you understand that he did it to Mac he did that that's why he killed himself yeah yeah yeah. Well wait wait wait what what what what what what what th what th what th what th what th th what th what wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait that that that that that that he he he he he he he he he's th he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the? He did it to Mac. He did, that's why he ends up killing himself. Whoa, wait what? That's what? Hang on a thing. Mac Miller killed himself? Pete Davison, it starts hitting off. This is all alleged by allegedly.

Starting point is 00:42:57 Yeah, we're just alleging all. I'm protecting you. I wonder if, yeah, you should say that. Because if Kanya hears that story, he could be like, oh yeah, he's doing it to me as well. Right? Well, he, no, what said is that Pete Davidson sent, Mac a picture of him getting head from Mariana Grande, and that's a little extra than when he did to Canya, but it seems like

Starting point is 00:43:18 right up his alley type of thing now that I look into it. Yeah, I mean like he just doesn't look like he's ever been punched in the face and I feel really bad about his dad passing away at 9-11 but that doesn't give you the right to be like I don't even hate Pete Davidson at all there's no part of me that hates him. I just I'm not gonna hit a guy because he's successful and has a donkey dick, you know, like that's not enough. No, he should get a trophy for that, really. You should be like, hey, dude, you won the genetic, I mean, those teeth look haunted, but but you got a big dick. Congratulations.

Starting point is 00:43:52 Right? But I mean, like, dude, I'm sorry, but like, and women with blue hair, that's a bad signal for crazy. He has a, hea tat tatoe tatoe tatoe tatoe th. He's a, hea, he's a, he's a, he's, he's a, he's a, he's a th, he's a, he's a th, he's a th, he's a th, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's, hea, he's a, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, hea, hea, hea, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, th. Hea, th. Hea, th. Hea, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, he's, th. He's, he's, th. He's, th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a t. t. t. t. t. th. th. th. th. th. than, th. than, he's, he's, he's, he's, that is the bad signal for crazy. He has a tattoo of Hillary Clinton. That's two bad signals. It's a real bad one. Right? It's just fucking nuts, bro. It's just nuts.

Starting point is 00:44:14 So, so, yeah, I would love to have been there when Ronald Reagan saw George Bush for the first time, like, and you just gotta be like, business as usual. Business as usual. Maybe he's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, that's too, that's that's too, that's that's that's that's that he tried to kill him like and you just got to be like business as usual business as usual or maybe he's just so far gone he's like mash potatoes. He's not going to remember anything dude nobody gives a flying fuck. I think the fear was because I remember because Reagan ran three times for president and then um they were the thing because he gave that big speech at the Barry Goldwater one the RNC and the one the one one where people were like oh wish we had picked him that one yeah that was like I mean Goldwater's okay I wish he would be um I wish he would stop you know saying civil rights shouldn't happen yeah yeah yeah I'm that's a try. The that's not a great look they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. I the the the the the the the the the the the th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thin thin the the the the thin the the the the the the the theee theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the thee the the the the the the. It's just it's their weakness. Yeah, you're totally right because I just think that's exact same thing Ram Paul did. He just

Starting point is 00:45:07 sitting there like I don't think you should have to serve black people you're like, oh dude you don't have to say that loud. Just like but when you're libertarian to the bone you don't think there should be any rules at all. I still and I consider myself slowly slowly s slowly s slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly slowly s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s. to to to to th. th. to to to to to to to to to th. I thi. I th. I to to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th and I consider myself slowly becoming libertarian, I myself hate that notion. That you could not serve somebody because of some predetermined. You'd rather the government come in and tell him you have to serve these people. I did it, I totally get it. It's just so foreign to me the notion of... Ideally though a place like that would go out of business almost immediately

Starting point is 00:45:45 because they would get around that hey they don't serve Blackfeel. This is this is always, this is just what it comes out to. Every argument about this is like, you know how there's whatever that rule is that the first person to bring up Hitler, that means this threat is over with you know like to compare you to Hitler. But I also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also also the the the the the the the th. I also th. I also also th. I also also believe. I also believe. I also believe. I also believe. I also believe. I also believe. I also. I also believe. I also believe there's some people that would support that. Oh, there would, depending on where you are. I'm not saying it would, I'm not saying the business would go out of business, but I think it would stay enough to be like giving people out whatever they're doing. But you do see that when something's like we don't want white people, it dies, right? So I guess that is kind of true. I just would hate that that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, I get it. Maybe I'm too emotional about it. Well they do that at some of the shows like I don't do shit in Brooklyn ever it's just not worth my time but

Starting point is 00:46:29 remember when I was dating a girl in Brooklyn she was a comic and another a female comic came up to when it goes oh I have a showcase it's only women we don't allow straight white men on the show in fact we really don't allow men in un unless they're gay and And I sat there and I was just looking at her and she goes, so your boyfriend seems like a great guy so he can come support, but I can't give him stage time, okay? And I was like, number one, I don't want to do your shitty bar show in Brooklyn. And number two, if there are no straight men there, what happens if that was a great show by the way.

Starting point is 00:47:07 I'm sure that was a great show by the way. Yeah, hilarious. It's like, do those people ever go anywhere? Ever? Do they ever go anywhere? Ever? I mean, like, dude, we're like 10 years into this woke shit. Those people go nowhere and they just, if they do work, it's all industry, it's

Starting point is 00:47:27 all system entertainers. They only can exist in a system that is set up to push people like them forward because of cultural Marxism. Like, I think there's a lot of people who think that the industry is dead. I think these streaming services are just going to become AM radio, not AM radio, but FM radio. What industry? Hollywood? Yeah, it's just going to be FM radio.

Starting point is 00:47:56 It's always going to be there, people are going to make money in it, people, but it will never have the reach it used to. Because again, they got rid of all their tha, thiiiiiiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. theeean, thi. thi. thean, thi. thi. thean, thi. thi. thi, thi used to because again they got rid of all the danger There's no danger. We're just talking about Batman. I mean like Batman What it's just a look like it should be good? It looked like it should be good. You go watch Batman you're like wow this looks like a bad man movie is like that the chick at the bar where it's like an illusion. You're like, did you see it? Should be hot. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:48:29 You did. It should be hot. But what I'm looking a little more detailed, not attractive at all, right? Has all the blonde hair push-up tits, but is not, that's that movie. You're like, it has everything that makes me think this is a good movie but when I look deeper at it it's it should have just been on the CW it should have been a CW mini series did you grown when she goes we gotta get all these white privileged assholes I actually didn't have a problem with really oh god that didn't

Starting point is 00:49:01 drive me nuts that drove me nuts what What drove me nuts is that Robert, what's his name? Pattinson. Pattson? Is that his name? Pattinson? Patinson? Yeah. He's considered a good actor. That drives me not. Yeah, he wasn't good in this. Yeah, I've seen him be good in before, but he wasn't good in it. It was just like constipation face everywhere. Yeah. And he's also like the dumbest Batman. He got captured, he got blown up, he crashed into the ground like five times. The dumbest Batman. Like there were scenes where you're like, okay, this is what we came for. And then there's just like, you know what, you know,

Starting point is 00:49:33 here, KP, you'll love this. You know what this Batman, DC movies, they're. They're just open mic comics, DC movies. Whereas Marvel movies are like Dave Chappell headliner. Like Dr. Strange movies are the Dave Chappell of fucking comic book movies. Well, look at the rating. The rating says it's good. But DC movies are open micers.

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Starting point is 00:53:09 Which one of you guys fart? And I guess it was, it had to be a choice, right, to just do that. Yeah, because what he's done is watch all these other movies and all the, I'm a serious actor in athis movie. And it's just like, Batman's charismatic until he's not. And then he's kicking everybody's ass. Even like, bail, you know, at first got a lot of shit for that. I'm Batman, what the fuck? I'm gonna kill everybody.

Starting point is 00:53:37 That voice he was doing? Yeah. And then by the end of it, people were like yeah okay that's Batman but the notion that this guy's like in the top three at least he tried something I don't think no no I mean that's it's okay so Keaton for me is one and then and then bail although you could argue that then who's the third guy well killed away because he didn't find any he wasn't fun for him. Kilmer's like, I'm an actor, man. Can I just wear this suit and then I hang out with a girl like a hot chick? Yeah. You know, what do you make? I mean, George Clooney, who I've lost a lot of respect for, wasn't that bad? I guess those movies are just so bad. Hey, do you think you were going to come on the show talking Batman movie today? So what else we got? So what else th th th. th. So what else th. So what else? th. So what else? th. So what else? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I? I? I? I? I? I? I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm the try. I try. try. tell? tell? tell. the tell. the the tell. the the tell. the to. to to to to to to to th. I th I want to get in this Smetley Butler stuff and... One thing though, Sam, real quick?

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Starting point is 00:54:52 And as much as I hate George Bush, I liked his duck. Yeah, there's a lot out my hand, you know? He did good job. I'm with you. And like, I wish we had the camera angle the other way, so we could just see what is going to be theater. Just to watch that in 3D, you know, just to watch that shoe, like, I'm at your face. Do you think he practiced? Do you think he went in there knowing their their their theto this guy. He's out. Oh yeah, there's like an oral history of it on the internet. I read some story of him. Am I's guest on this show, man? Holy shit. I would love that, but it's like every moment like, at what point do you decide to do that?

Starting point is 00:55:32 So they throw it? He's docks. He's just got like George Bush's face painted on his wall at home. It was such a great shot. It was such a great shot. Papa, what are you doing? Don't go away, Dad. Papa's focusing. I wasn't going to do, but my friend started calling me gay. And I was like, oh, I'm not gay, dude. I'll throw my shoe at the president. You know what I'm understanding? The last thing on the tip of canoe one, just a quick question for you. What year was Joe Biden thiiiiiiiiiiiii thjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjji. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to to to to to to too too. too. too. too. too. too. too. to to to too. to too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. to f. to f. to f. to f. to f. to f. to f. to f. to to to f. to to to to to to to to to to to too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. to tip of canoe one though, just a quick question for you, what year was Joe Biden elected? Oh shit, 2020.

Starting point is 00:56:09 The curse can still be going here, folks. Maybe Trump's like, at least I don't got that 2020 thing. And if there's anybody who seems to be being set up for that, it is Joe Biden. Oh, he's, I'm telling him like no one else. I feel that if Campbell Toh Harris could show any signs of being competent, they would figure out a way to switch her in. But she is so, like, the bar is so low for intelligence in that level and she is still somehow bottoming out. Like, like her laughter.

Starting point is 00:56:53 She's crazy. Yeah, so when she can't answer is so god. Now, dude, full disclosure, I couldn't name you anything. Like I was in that role. They're like, so what do you think of the premier blah blah blah? I mean I yeah, but you haven't set yourself up to run for to be the president So I you know like I have to understand with like you know the whole notion of punching up and punching down. I am severely Yeah, you shouldn't be within a standard deviation of her really and you are which is concerning to everybody the country. It seems like it used to be th th th th to be th th th to be th th to be the th to be the to be the the to be to be the the to be the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the premier. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the premier. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the are which is concerning to everybody in the country. It seems like it used to be that when you picked a

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Starting point is 00:58:12 Like, part of it too is helping to get the black vote, you know? I think that's some of it. Yeah, I think you're totally right. Carolina that was almost... What's that? Black people hate Kamala. Well that was, yeah, they misc... But when are the Democrats ever been in touch with that kind of thing? They have no idea how they come up. I'm with you on that? Black, like, but on social media, black people, black people loved her. It was so fucking weird. And that's what do the Democrats think are most black people or own social meaning but really most black people don't even touch Twitter you know they're living their lives like the rest of us yeah right they do a lot of watching they do they're on there but they're not not Twitter yeah they're on like Instagram

Starting point is 00:58:54 killing it with like black comics love relationship journalists talking to each other knows like every Instagram video yeah you're so right like everyone and that's so interesting dude dude Because I don't know if you know this is this, but this Jordan Peterson movies that are coming out It's so different than what we've seen Hollywood crank out in terms of familiar with this what? What is it? It was like? We went and saw the movie last night meme off the grid and dude there were 20 fucking literally movie previews I've never seen this many. That's so funny because I was 10 minutes late for it and I feel like I missed 10 minutes of Batman I I think they must have shown

Starting point is 00:59:39 mine without previews so is a documentary coming out of him? No no no no there's a's a, not Jordan Peterson, I'm at Jordan Peel, Jordan Peel. Oh, oh, okay. Sorry, guys. Only different vibe now. Totally different vibe, but what's not us, the new one is coming out. I know what you're talking about. Nope, nope, nope, that's it. Which is just like, no, it is, it is, don't, don't, don't in we're on YouTube so it doesn't matter but it is so different from the future what we've seen what Hollywood thinks the black community wants in

Starting point is 01:00:16 their in their entertainment this is such a fucking 180 from that in my humble opinion. It starts out you're like okay here we go another it's dancing and then dude it just gets into like alien butt probing right which is like well it was last time you saw that in anything Jordan Peterson to jump out did you clean your own my daughter's hot my daughter's hot? His daughter is hot. She is hot, dog. Did you clean your room?

Starting point is 01:00:51 Wait, do you think this Jordan Peel thing is good though, right? I think it's great for, I mean, too. I mean, this is going to sound so stupid, but I think it's great for black entertainment because they've been so like pigeonholed in this certain way of doing it, right? I mean, like, so if you watch the team comedy, right, KP, like, when a black comic doesn't do your typical, let's say, quote, quote, urban comedy show, they mostly just play white rooms. There was I worked with Ollie Siddiqu all week in a stress factory. He's great

Starting point is 01:01:32 people were not ready for him at first like you could just watch some it was you know because he's so low energy and then a lot of it is just very well thought out nuanced points and you know maybe he throws in a motherfucker and you know a couple of you know bombs here and there just let everybody know it's still a show but the crowd was definitely they were saying this is not this guy's not coming out here there will be no dance moves there will be no stool-humping there will be this is a different kind of cat. Yeah is a different type of cat. Yeah. And I think he's super important to that. And I think that's a very important thing, dude.

Starting point is 01:02:10 It's like, I mean, so, so have I told this story before about how I was having a talk with my good friend David Deary? And we were discussing entertainment. And I was discussing about how I go to hip-hop shows and a lot of the crowd is white but then I go to rock shows and like I was saw guns and rows I know I saw I saw ACDC at Dodger Stadium and there was one black couple in the entire stadium. And I go, why is that?

Starting point is 01:02:50 Do he goes, well it's because white music sucks. Black music's just better. And I go, listen, David, at the time I was 46 years old, David, and I can tell you without a doubt that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life of all I mean I'm a dick joke drug addict comic who's done nothing but stupid and the fact that you reign supreme with that statement is so dumb and it's basically because they have been isolated and bombarded with a certain type of

Starting point is 01:03:26 fucking entertainment to keep them separated. I'm sorry we know it's what hip-hop we know it's what kind of it's done purposefully in my humble opinion. It's also I mean those genres couldn't survive without white people you know because we're you know what blacks are what 12% of the country yeah right but the point is it's like dude if I thi if you listen if you they're, if I, if you, if I, if you th, if you th, if you th, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you, th, th, th, th, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, they they they they they're, they're, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they they're, they're, thi, thi, thi, because we're, you know, what blacks are what, 12% of the country? Yeah, right. But the point is, it's like, dude, if you listed all your, if you have white people list all their favorite acts, what percentage of them are black? A lot of them, a large percentage, anywhere from I'd say 30 to 40 to 50 to 60, 70%

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Starting point is 01:04:58 You're not going to live in the all black world. You're going to be interacting with that. This is where you're supposed to learn how to interact with everybody of different backgrounds. That's my humble opinion. That's where you'll recognize a real racist there. Yeah that's what you're like okay that's a real racist about this. You know and it's like I talked to myself a lot KP like a lot. And I was having this really in-depth conversation with myself and I was discussing about how in in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the the the in the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theauuaua.a.a.a.a.a. the the the the the the the the. And I was discussing about how, in the racial discussion between blacks and whites, how 90% of the people just want to get along. They just want to get along.

Starting point is 01:05:38 That's all they really want to do is get along. But you got this 5% on each end that just muck it up and weaponize it. And on the right, the white side is a group of people who refuse to admit there's institutional bigotry, right? They don't want to look into any of that and they've convinced themselves that never existed. Right? And then there's on the other side, you have a group of people who refuse to admit

Starting point is 01:06:09 that we've come so far with civil rights, that we get along way better than the people who are opportunist in that genre, right? And they're, like, that's why you have that one professor goes on fucking real time and just can't stop saying a million fucking word. Like if words cost money, that guy would file bankruptcy every other day. And he was just saying, he's just like, it is institutional, like, oh, oh, a great knee, I'll, and you're like, who are you? Michael Eric Dyson's

Starting point is 01:06:43 Yeah. And he just never wants to admit that we've come a long way until Bill Maher presses him. Right? I mean, like, it's just kind of crazy, dude. It's like we're living in crazy times right now. But in comedy, I mean, like, I just think that we're seeing more and more and more, the underground is growing. What is that you think? Is it because many black people, especially in academia, have identified with that kind of oppression and so if it's gone, then they're like, what is my cause now?

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Starting point is 01:07:54 think would really want to do that? How many people do you really think want change? Or do they enjoy the status quo but they want to get theirs? It's, I mean, you're eliminating a perspective, too. That's where it gets even gopher. Because there's some great ideas out there. It's just a lot of people either can implement them or they, they think, the worst is the people who think that I'm going to use my comedy to reach these people and create the message. And you're like, all right, you can do that. Just we get a couple jokes in there too, man. And it ain't all truth to power, you know. And there's just so many people that we just don't, like, something like me, I'm really

Starting point is 01:08:37 open about all the things that have happened to me. I'm pretty much an open book with that. I slowly, if there's anything left, we'll get it all out, you know. But so many people, the narrative that pushes this narrative of how hard it's beat them, don't ever tell you where they're coming from. And like so much of it is just a giant, just lie in my humble opinion. It's just just like so some guy did a whole study on even like Black Hollywood, which is very much like pushing these narrative So many of these people you see at the front of the line in front of the camera went to Ivy League schools went to private schools Like that one Camel Bell his specials called private school Negro. I mean right there. I'm like I can't I don't need to hear anything from you. You're going to a private school? Like? Like? Like? Like? Like? Like. Like. Like. Like? Like. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. Like. Like. Like. I their. I their. I their. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their their their their their their their their their, I can't, I don't need to hear anything from you. You're going to a private school. Like, I think about that all the time, like, my daughters, like, I'm hustling my ass-hoth.

Starting point is 01:09:32 They're gonna go to a private school probably. Because they don't want them to get indoctrinated with this cultural Marxism stuff. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they, like, they, like, like, like, like, they're gonna have it way easier than I did. And I get nervous that they're gonna have it too easy. Yeah, I worry about that on my nephew, because they're thinking about putting him in private school too. And I, did you ever meet anybody growing up who was from private school who wasn't a little soft or off or something? You know what I mean?

Starting point is 01:09:57 Well, I think that's what that's like the handshake in entertainment entertainment entertainment entertainment entertainment entertainment entertainment entertainment entertainment entertainment now. It's not like, oh Jews run Hollywood. It's not Jews, man. It's literally private school kids. They're running everything. They just know the shake. It's like the limp wrist, like, oh lobster boy shake. Well now it's either homeschooled or private school. Yeah, I mean that's... Those are your options. Yeah, dude, there's no way the private school. I mean homeschool. But you're not doing public school. No, I mean, like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. that, that, that, th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, th. the the the the th. the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their way to private school, I mean homeschool. But you're not doing public school? No, I mean like, I mean, unless it's one of those where it's like it's a great public school. But it's like it's kind of crazy. You try to, I mean, I guess the answer is to try to find a private school that's maybe bigger, you know, where you get a little more socialization, that's that's that's th........ And their, their, th. And th. th. their, th. th. th. th. their, th. their, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, their, their, their, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. their, their, their, their, their, theirization, that's the move, right? I just feel like you got to go through it to get to it, right? Like, it's very important that you don't... I mean, like, I think, like, you know, I've talked about it on my zero show.

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Starting point is 01:11:23 Look at gas. It doesn't matter what minimum wage is when gas is going up. Yeah, I mean, people just don't realize like the price, because they see a dollar bill, right? They're like, oh my god, look at this, look at this. They're like, a dollar, this is a dollar, a dollar never changes. You're like, no, the physical dollar never changes. The value of this is constantly going down, right? This can't buy you a gallon of gas anymore. You used to be able to buy a gaunt. Car.

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Starting point is 01:12:16 What's in New York right now? It's ridiculous, man. The, uh, so this one's kind of amusing to me. You ever deal with people who, um, they deny inflation or something like that? Like you were saying like, a dollar's a dollar, right? And then, yeah, you're like, all of a sown. they, you know, since it's all based off faith. So you're like, all of a sudden, we're bringing a religious aspect in whether, the currency. But it's goofy. I think it was what? 450 today for gas and I drive a little Kia soul because I don't know if you guys know I'm a huge gay guy but it was

Starting point is 01:12:50 the key to soul thing if I had a pickup truck still I'd be done so man I'd be losing all the money that I make doing comedy on the weekends. Do not move to LA bro if you're worried about fucking 450 have, dude, I'm from the 607. And the first time in my life, I saw 607 and got angry. I mean, it is $6.00 and some places, pushing seven some places. They say this is just the beginning. They say this is just the beginning? Mm-hmm. They're saying

Starting point is 01:13:27 this was before the whole Russia Ukraine thing happened. Which is such bullshit. It's just we're sitting on barrels and barrels and barrels of oil and he doesn't want to release it because he's punishing us right now. They're just trying to break us. I've gotten to the point where I think that Biden is, I mean he's not making any decisions really. You're now getting to that? Well, no, but I'm saying, you're blaming on him and I don't think he's, I just think he's a passenger.

Starting point is 01:13:54 Well, when he's saying him, it's just living in crazy as time. He can barely deliver the speeches at this point. I mean, God, the State of Union was such a myth. If George W. Bush had flubbed Ukrainian and said Iranian during the stadium, I'm telling you, John Stewart's head would explode and there'd be an hour special on the daily show of them, just covering that nonstop. And I can't believe it, no one's thiiiiiiiiiiiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they's thi. thi. they's they's they's they's. they's. their. their. the state, the state, the state, the state. the state, the state. the state. the state. the state. the state. the their. their. their. their. their. they's, they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's thi. thi. thee. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea'a'a'a'ea'ea'a'a'ea'ea. the the the the the show of them just covering that non-stop. And I can't believe it. No one's really touching it. It's weird when I do Biden jokes out here, because it's not even like I want to talk about them, but if you're leaving all of that meat on the bone for me.

Starting point is 01:14:32 And I'm like, do you think I'm not going to talk about that shit? Like, it right now, Democrats are huge fans of what George W. Bush used to be, because they literally elected him, and they're defending him right now 15 years later. Biden is a George W. Bush reboot, but with diversity. That's all they added.

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Starting point is 01:15:29 level we may not have gone into Iraq. I really do believe him fubbing up and having such a bad state of the union really hurt any attempt to get America into wanting to go to war with the Ukraine. Fumping that up you're like to go to war with the Ukraine. Fumping that up, you're like, oh fuck this guy. What? You want us to go send their sons and daughters to die for this shit? Get the fuck out of here, dude. I really do think that hurt this war movement.

Starting point is 01:16:00 I am so over blue check marks pushing for war. They'll never fight. Like if you want war, you should be you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you like, you, you like, you, you, th, th, th, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, like, like, th. Like, th. Like, th. F, th. F, th. F, th. F. F. Fu, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. Fu, thi, thi. Fu. Fu, marks pushing for war they'll never want they'll never fight. Like if you want war you should be the first one to go over there. You should. I'm embarrassed you you also don't think they don't know what they're talking about like when they say no fly zone they don't really understand that that means if they fly we have to shoot them down and that means World War three. Do you see see Jimmy th. Do you th. Do you th. Do you th. Do you th. Do you th. Do you see see see see see see see th. Do you see see see see see see see th. Do you see see see see see see see see the th. Do you see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see see the the the the th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. theto shoot them down and that means World War three. They want that. Dude, did you see Jimmy Doors video? He had a Florida Republican. Yeah. She's like I am for it all. No fly zone. No nothing. He's like you don't want a fly zone. He goes do you know what that means? She goes I don't know what that means. They don't know what it means. A lot of my friends are like. to. the. th. th. th. the they. they. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th., I don't know what that means. They don't know what it means. A lot of my friends are like no flies on my socials like no fly zone. That means. That means if they go up there, we have to shoot them and do you know that that's going to piss out

Starting point is 01:16:51 poo and that's not our business, first of all. Dude, you're 100% correct. I don't think they know. There's so many opportunities for the opportunities the opportunities the opportunities the opportunities the opportunities the opportunities the opportunities the opportunities the accidents the accidents the accidents the accidents the accidents the accidents the accidents the accidents to accidents to cause a catastrophe, you know, it could trigger the next, you know, world war, accidentally, you know, shooting down a Russian plane or them actually, accidentally shooting down an ally plane. Dude, listen to me, everything going on right now with Biden is what Hillary would have done. She, this is literally them doing the Hillary playbook that she couldn't get in to do. She was going to do this with Syria. Except they would be her decision.

Starting point is 01:17:33 So you think this would have... Oh yeah, but she would be like, they wouldn't wait this long. Day one. No flies down Syria, kill everybody. So you're saying this would have happened, if Hillary would have won during Trump, we would have already been in World War III, whatever's going on now? Yep, because Russia was protecting Syria. People don't realize it. It's not just going to war. And Johnny, it's not just going to war with Russia.

Starting point is 01:17:57 And I know Johnny, you were talking about how you believe that they're lying to us, thatthat you really don't think that Russia's army is that powerful? I don't, yeah. Okay, I disagree with that. I think 100% they're trying to lull us in to that we are, this is going to be a quick war. Oh, no, well, that's a, no, that's, quite a different thing, saying it's a quick war versus their army, not because Afghanistan, what kind of army did they have? And how long, did we win that war?

Starting point is 01:18:29 No, no, there's a difference between it being a, I, I, that's a whole different thing if you're trying to subjugate a people or whatever. But I know, if you look at Russia, I mean, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th. We, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, their, their, their, their, the, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they. And, they.a, they.a, they. the, they. they. the, they. they. they. they. the, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, their economy. Where are they getting the money to develop, you know, cutting-edge tech? I just don't think, I think that would just be a bunch of American drones flying around dropping, dropping tanks. I've seen this article where it says that 90% of nukes are belonged to Russia and the United States. And that's literally, they own more than we do technically as what this article says. The concern is whether not they're they're they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not. they're not. they're not. they're not. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. they're. they're. they're. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. I. I. I. I. I. I. I they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're the the the the the th. th. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. the the the the. the the the. the the they they they this article says. The concern is whether or not they're keeping up with them. I still have a bunch of friends. I was in the Navy. I didn't do anything crazy. They never really gave me any responsibility.

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Starting point is 01:19:48 What do you think of the Russian military then? I mean, is it as impressive as made out to be or? I wouldn't discount them. I think they're going to be, it's a much more organized effort than you made a reference to Afghanistan earlier? Well, no, no, my point. My the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they they they they they they's they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're thi. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. they're they's is is is. they's is. they's is. they's is they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. th. th. th. th. th. they're they're made a reference to Afghanistan earlier. So, no, no, my point was in saying that was, I wasn't saying that they're equivalent to Afghanistan. I was just saying that even if the Russian military is, you know, using a bunch of outdated equipment, we could still be there fighting them forever, was my point. Not, not, no, nowhere equivalent to Afghanistan, of course. Yeah, the only good thing would be that the idea the idea the idea the idea the idea the idea the idea the idea the idea the idea the idea the idea the idea. The only the only the th. The only th. The only the only th. The only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the thi. they. the only they, they, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th....... th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the they.u..... the the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the only good thing would be that the idea of repelling them out of the Ukraine,

Starting point is 01:20:25 that's a much easier job than, you know, how many people have to try to fight a landmore in Russia during the winter before we realize that she did get to that. But I guess that if it did get to that, don't you think the war would spill over into Eastern Europe? Sure. I mean the rest of Eastern Europe. Yeah, they got to, there needs to be other people that play here too. And I didn't realize this until not too long ago. Russia's economy is not, I think their economies on the similar size to like Italy. So. Yeah, how do they have this military?

Starting point is 01:20:57 Well, they spend big man. I had a teacher that went over to, um, really cool guy, I won't say his name just because he'll be mad that I said it on a conspiracy show. But really cool dude, and he went over to, he was a hockey coach at the school as well, and he had a CCP jersey on one day. And I knew that from clerks, you know what I mean? So I was mad at telling you, I know what that's all about. He goes, do you really though? And he's like, I went to the U.S.S.R. just as it had fallen. And you're telling this great story about going into an escalator, this really, really long-ass escalator going down into a subway station. And behind the escalator, and behind the escalator was this giant door. And he goes, what's this, what fresh out of the 80s, because if the nukes were dropped, all the people here who are trapped in the subway cars, they can all gather here for safety

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Starting point is 01:22:33 And instead they chose to bring them to their needs and destroy the economy. And I also remember, and maybe I'm wrong, us sending aid to Russia, why we're in this giant fucking arms race with them. I'm like, why are we sending aid to the people? We send aid all over the hands. So stupid. And it's just like, then you just realize that they need, like, Russia is, they go back and forth from Russia and North Korea to get us scared and rattle rouse so they can... That's why I doubt Russia's military strength because they're trying to play it up and make us afraid of them and anytime they're trying to do that I just doubt the only reason I'm agreeing with Johnny's because if they were so powerful they would have to took over

Starting point is 01:23:13 the Ukraine like it ain't nothing. That's true too although I did I will say this actually I heard that the Russians, what we've seen on the ground in Russia is none of their like top flight tech. Apparently, because you know, they always, you know, they have these very public like air shows and shit, and they aren't apparently deploying any of their top flight tanks or tech on the ground in Ukraine. I don't know why. There's also reported this week that they were asking the Chinese for military assistance. The Russians were like equipment and stuff, which is, that's so weird that the Russians,

Starting point is 01:23:47 do they really need, need that kind of help from China? Is that real? I think they're just doing it to make it sure that they're, those are allies. Yeah, it could be a test. Just to be like, look, you are you are you with us or and Russia's China Russia and Iran there are they have a military unlimited and they get the oil from them they have a military agreement that if one gets tacked they all they all defend them that's the whole thing so you ask why aren't they bringing out all this craziness well because

Starting point is 01:24:22 Russia knows if the Ukraine pops off world war three literally but wouldn't it be better if they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they bringing out all this craziness? Well because Russia knows if the Ukraine pops off World War III literally. But wouldn't it be better if they just swept through it really quickly and knocked it on the head? No because they wanted to be diplomat? In my humble opinion for asking me, they want to end diplomatically? Well wouldn't it maybe in a better position for it to end diplomatically if they held all the you know the the key land I personally think and what do I know negotiate for strength from strength or get crushed every time Joe comic with a drug and porn addiction so take everything with a grain of salt but what I am telling you is that that they don't like they want this over Russia yeah they just like hey do the bio labs you're not joining NATO that that that that they they they th th th th th th th the th the the th they they the they they the the the they the the the they the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to negotiate to negotiate to negotiate to negotiate the the to negotiate the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thooo. the too. too. too. I toe. too. toe. toe. I to negotiate. to negotiate. I the. they they want this over. Russia. Yeah, they just like, hey dude, get rid of the bio labs.

Starting point is 01:25:07 You're not joining NATO. As long as you do that, we're not gonna have problems with you. Leave these Russians alone because based on everything, they're ethnically cleansing these Russian-speaking Ukrainians. So that's what I've heard. But that's what Russia's doing too. Russia's sending Russians into into into into into into into into into into thiususususususususususususususususususususususususususususususususususususususususususususususususususususususususus th th th th th th th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiol- thiol- thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thoes. thi. thi. their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they they they tho. tho. they they're thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. tho. tho. th. I've heard. But that's what Russia is doing too. Russia is sending Russians into the Ukraine to make it more Russian. That's possible as well. And then the vote will be like, oh we want to be Russian.

Starting point is 01:25:31 Now if 50% 50... Like a Crimea. Yeah, it's another. Although Crimea was given to Ukraine by Nikita Khrusha said, oh, I'll give you a Ukraine. How about that? And so that would just be kind of going back to status quo. Yeah, go back to what it was. I listen, dude.

Starting point is 01:25:53 I make the illusions that Putin is a good guy in any way. But I also know that the United States is the biggest, the US military industrial complex is the biggest scumbags on the planet. And we've committed war crimes. And I watch these fucking, dude, like what percentage of guests on Bill Mar's show do you think have actually been punch in the face in their life? It's a low number. It's got to be next to zero. They all look like date and day. It's like my whole theory about intelligence versus smarts. They're just dealing in data, they have no experience with it whatsoever. You know?

Starting point is 01:26:37 I don't know. We'll see, dude. Do you want to get into some Jack Parsons because, and then I don't want to keep you here if you gottto get out. It looked like you, are you okay on time? Oh, we're gonna have we move something around. Okay, all right. All right. I want to get into the dark arts of Jack Parsons because this leads into all this rocket shit that we're just talking about right now.

Starting point is 01:26:59 You know, it's very interesting, dude. Because you have this push by conspiracy theorists who on the far, far right, are very homophobic, right? Very homophobic. And I think that homophobia leads to people being pushed farther into the closet. Right? So you have all these religious, I tell you man, I go to most of these red states, they're not homophobic, in my humble opinion.

Starting point is 01:27:35 I was talking to somebody today, they're like, oh man, I'm really supportive of gays because you know, they push back on, you know, bullying, stuff like that, because they were bullied. And I go, I mean, today, today, I mean, like, I think, like, I'm a drug act. What do you think's easier to come out to your parents that you're gay or you're like doing drugs? Right? Yeah. Yeah. I meantry to I travel this guy. I try I like listen dude again The laws of the universe is you have duality in everything So this notion that you're going to get a 100% get rid of any kind of bigotry is never going to happen. It just doesn't exist. It's not

Starting point is 01:28:21 possible. It's like that's not how the universe there will always be dark when there is light now. Now sometimes it's not possible. It's like that's not how the universe, there will always be dark when there's light. Now sometimes there's more dark, sometimes there's less dark. But you're always going to have somebody's like, faggots. Right? I mean, like, you're just going to have it. You know where it happened in that show, a dope sick? the daughter was a lesbian, right? And that's when you that it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th.. the, th. th. thi, th. there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, there's, sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is..... Now, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is........ there, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there., I don't give a fuck that you're lesbian no more. And that's when you notice, like, yo, they don't give a fuck at the end of the day.

Starting point is 01:28:48 I'm not saying there is impingeratory or kids don't say mean shit. Kids say mean shit. I'm not saying it's not, I'm not trying to trivialize people's trauma. that's in 1950s or we're in Saudi Arabia where they're chucking gays off of buildings right like that's not where we live in right now. Don't you love it when like an old gay guy says I will I'm really gay I went through the gay shit you're living in it ain't nothing I used to get thrown shit at me yeah dude you if you put like your favorite, your favorite, your sex in your bio, okay, of your social media account, right?

Starting point is 01:29:32 There's no, it's not the same thing. Am I wrong? Your thoughts, K.P. Well, up here in New York and New Jersey, if you're a little bit right to center, like I am on a lot of stuff. Registered Libertarian too by the way, but if you're right a center on some stuff, if you I kind of wondered if in the 1960s being gay is kind of like being a Republican in a blue state right now. You know what I mean? You're looking over your shoulder before you say anything? If there may be like a bumper sticker on a wall, there's a symbol so you know it's a friendly bar you can

Starting point is 01:30:05 go to and all the other people are gonna be like-minded over there, you know. Bargay bars are Elks Lodges and VFWs, but that's so funny dude. My sister she has not come out to me yet as gay and I was the best man at her wedding to a lady a year ago, so I think it's a phase But we'll see what Like she's mad cool and so many people were so accepting of her when she came out as gay And she was I remember she had the fear in her that people were gonna treat her different and then the there is more good than that in this world man and people are just like yeah cool. We kind of cudd. the cune, th. There is th. There is th. There is th. There is th. There is th. There is th. There is th. There is th. There is more is more is more is more is more is more is more is more th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the thi. the the. the the the the the. the thi. thi. thi. thi. cares. You just show this. You will find people that care. You should show this clip to Chris Neff. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:30:49 We should. Johnny's very sexy. Am I gonna get a death threat coming soon? No, no, no, no. If you're lucky, you're killing it, so you're doing really well, the dream. Industry that we're in. But Jack Parsons was a saintness into sex magic and the occult. Anybody with that mustache, I tell you. Yeah, it's definitely shoved weird stuff up and bust. There's no way you have that hair and that mustache and not turn your fucking,

Starting point is 01:31:20 not just stuffed your prison wallet. Am I right? They took his likeness too for Tony Stark's father in the Avengers movies. Oh damn, they did, didn't they? Straight up ripped that off. Yeah, I mean because like, yeah, it's all dark art shit. So you got Jack Parsons with the Parsons jet propulsion, right? Is that what it's called still?

Starting point is 01:31:47 No, it's JPL. So then he's friends with Elron Hubbard, who ends up... Even before that, he was boys with Alistair Crowley, the world's most wicked man. So that was the guy who was doing like that. I forget what the cult's name was, it was like the something of the sun, or whatever. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that, that, that, that, that, that, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that's that's th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that's that wicked man. So that was the guy who was doing like that. I forget what the cult's name was. It was like the something of the sun or whatever. No, it's, uh, we've talked about. It's Lima.

Starting point is 01:32:12 It's a O.T.O. Right. Yeah, it's all. There's a couple different. the fuck I can't I can never remember the fucking nerd dorks right bunch of rich kids hang around paying touch butt it's it's what it was man order to all about it yeah what's that oh the hermetic order of the golden dawn that's yeah yeah the golden dawn but this is how bad LRan Hubbard was Alster Crowley was warning Jack Parsons. Dude, stay away from that guy.

Starting point is 01:32:46 He's bad energy, right? Like how bad you have to be for a fucking Elster Crowley being like, dude, I wouldn't hang out that guy. That's impressive. I do heroin and we have blood orgies. But listen, this guy's giving me the willies. And he warned him too, because he was saying, like, Crowley truly believed Parsons was doing the good work and then Parsons fell hook line and sinker for Elron Hubbard coming and they're like, oh no, I'm the profit guys.

Starting point is 01:33:14 And also can I borrow a little bit of money and can your girlfriend come with me to Florida to start a yacht company? That makes me laugh. I wonder if profits work at like open micers. Like they just go around fine-tuning their prophecies and their speels. I mean, because you have all these guys kind of, this guy's hanging out on Elron Hubbard, Alster Crowley,

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Starting point is 01:34:08 You gotta put that, you gotta put it in levels, man. You gotta hide some other stuff. The really weird stuff's gotta be in the third level, thu. You're giving on it all the way, bro. And if so makes it a fourth Because most people aren't gonna even make it. Dude, just scribble some chin of paper. Just hand them fortune cookie shit. And they'll be fine with it because they'll be so deep into it.

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Starting point is 01:35:39 at Bernies you're just pulling dead weight all over the place. That's the kind of you got to put behind the paywall by the way the way the way the way the way the way the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's. that's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I that. I that. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I. I I I I I. I. I I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. t. t. t. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. the place. That's the kind of shit you got to put behind the paywall, by the way, if you're a cult leader. You got to leave the jerking off on acid. But by the way, dude, my socks must be just giant sex symbols at this point because I've been blasting loads in those forever. Wait, was it, was, did you, was there, was, was, was it, was, was it, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the, the segue to get into other stuff too, but it was a no I I cracked up because I was telling my buddy this when he's explaining the sex magic and which is literally what Jack Parsons was doing he was having the sex acts for them wasn't so much about like they were also enjoying themselves don't get me wrong. I'm sure there was some fun there but also they were at the moment of orgasm whatever. Jack Parsons probably, he's literally banging a chick and then thinking about the rocket

Starting point is 01:36:27 he wants to design. So it's like the old. I want a bill and bills it. It's like a Leslie Nakedaked Naked Gon movie, you know where he would ejaculate and they would just show like rockets. So you got big titties bouncing up and down and you close your eyes to imagine a rocket ship. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I love science. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:36:50 Oh, man. No, he was a trippy dude, man. He was wild. It was, um, and then the sex magic thing, he was a true believer and Elron pretty cucked his wife from him, which is pretty... Did you know about that? Yeah, dude, I heard about that and it's kind of crazy. It's just kind of crazy. He just outmanned him at that point, which is like this kind of thing with like, that seems to be like the biggest insult to a man is a dude taking your chick, right? That seems to be the ultimate disrespect.

Starting point is 01:37:29 Sorry, I'm agree. And it's not. So she, he moved her to Florida? Oh, dude, this is trippy. All right. This one, every now and then on the show, and again, it's a show I do with my father, and we try to keep it relative. We got a lot of people that listen th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their, th. th. th. th. thi. thi. their, thi. their, thi. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. thi. th. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thethen on the show and against it's a show I do with my father and we try to keep it relative We got a lot of people that listen that are like you know teachers or You know people that listen like with their other family members in the car and stuff sorry I don't know if I do it's so we try sometimes and then every now and then we're like are we gonna get in trouble for this one if we say what the th th th. th. the th. the the the th. the th. th. the th. the the th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the. the the. the. the. the. that. that. that. that. that. that's that the. told me, oh, I had a vision that I'm supposed to be banging, you know, your girlfriend, and Jack Parson's like, oh, well, they've been the visions. They've never spoken, they've never lied to us before, so here's my girlfriend.

Starting point is 01:38:13 No. Give me some money, too. I'm going to go with a ton of Jack Parsons money and started a yacht company. They got a couple of yachts down there which became whatever the sea explorer thing is that the Church of Scientology now has like the the Sea Cadets. Sea org. See org was started thank you. Ciorg was literally started with money stolen from Jack Parsons by the chick that ran off on Jack Parsons because she was with Elron Hubbard. And then that's actually the chick that Elron was roughing up that she just disappeared one day too.

Starting point is 01:38:51 Wow, really? That first wife they talk about in Going Clear. That's the chick that she went from sleeping with Jack Parson's to then sleeping with the fishes. And you don't know how that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. T, th. T, th. th. that's, that's, thi, thi, thi, that's, thi, thi, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. th. th. That's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. That's, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's actually, thi's actually, thi's actually, that's actually, that's actually, that's actually, that's actually, that's actually, that's actually, thi't know how much was her own choice. You really don't. These people are nuts, you know, but um, yeah, they started Seaorg and then all of a sudden Dianetics is becoming a thing and you know, literally Tom Cruise is, uh, these are, we're giving the genesis of his beliefs right now in America. I'm fine with that. And you feel bad for, Parsons or what it? No, I mean, no. He's an idiot. No, I don't feel bad for him at all.

Starting point is 01:39:26 Do your line, Johnny, you had a great line right there. What? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, what were you saying? Sleeping with Jack Parsons to sleeping with Elrond Hubbard to sleeping with the fishes. There we go. There we go. That. Appreciate it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean it's just and this chick is like because you know we've heard of chuckle fuckers right there out there the chicks who like the bang

Starting point is 01:39:51 comics. They call them chuckle fuckers. I call them real American heroes okay. But there's there's I get I bet you those chicks who want to bang profits. Yeah. And they're just like dude this guy talks them you th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this ch. this ch. this ch. this ch. this ch. this ch. this ch. this ch. this chick. this chick. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. ch. chic. chick. chic. chic. thi. this chick. this chick. this chick. this chick. this chick. this chick want to bang profits. Yeah. And they're just like, dude, this guy talks to God. What are they? We have to think of a catchy nickname for the Prophet Fuck. How about proff tits? It's there. It's there. I mean, we're just spitball. No, but you're right though.

Starting point is 01:40:19 I mean, prisoners have chicks. There's girls that type into like lifetime prisoners saying I will marry you. What do you think that's about? The forbidden. Yeah. Is it that these I think women that date men in prison are chicks who've been cheated on so much. They're like at least now I know they can't date other women. Yeah. Man you're putting a little, little, so much logic in there. Right? He's like, I know he can't tell me now, there's no women around. Right? So, it's got to be crazy when the national security there.

Starting point is 01:40:55 Like, are there, to talk to me, I know you're not cheating on me with a woman, but like, are the shower? They're still concerned about the female security there. She's like, you're boning the patrol officer. I know you're boating, yeah, parole officer. Jesus Christ, man. So, so let's get into the rocket propulsion, you know, Warner, Von Braun and all that stuff. Let's get into some of that.

Starting point is 01:41:23 This was wild, man. So I think throughout all of human history we can kind of realize it's a couple of things. Number one being that if you put rules down for people, they're going to find workarounds or they're going to ignore them or break them. So anytime we try to control something we realize you can't control anything. I agree with that. End of World World world world world world world world world that. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. I that. I that. I that. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I the. I the. And the. And thi. And the. And thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. And World War I, they had in the armistice that ended the war, Treaty of Versailles, Germany was not allowed to have,

Starting point is 01:41:52 they couldn't develop stuff like firearms and it couldn't develop, there's a bunch of rules on what they couldn't do with their military. And because rocketry was such a brand new thing that they, nobody even thought to put that in that that in that that that that that that that that that that that that that thing that they, nobody even thought to put that in the verbiage of the treaty. So therefore, all of a sudden Germany, who has this, the couture or whatever they called it, culture was their term for it. But they're already loving people who are smart.

Starting point is 01:42:15 And if you're smart and like a scientific mind in Germany, you're a little bit of a rock star, anybody who had anything to do with rocketry. It's like every time we invent something in humankind, it's every great invention is how can we use this for sex or to kill people? 100% how can I stick my dick in this or can I kill people? So there's more chicks for me. That's basically what it is. Totally. And then all of a sudden Germany got super great with rockets. And anybody who was doing rocketry around the world, they're all exchanging like messages with each other.

Starting point is 01:42:47 It was literally like a coalition of scientists. You had people in England, France, Germany, obviously. The United States was very involved with the rockee program. And then a couple of guys that were trading stuff like, Parsons was trading info with other people. Because they're their and you don't know them and you're not really friends with them but because they're a comic like all all right so they're not I can trust them they're they're they're I'm not

Starting point is 01:43:13 hanging out with like a civilian who's like where do you get your ideas from you know right but but I'm not to the told. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. I. I'm. And what wound up happening was, and this freaked everybody out, Werner von Braun comes on the scene, who obviously your listeners already know all about that guy. But Von Braun's on the scene over in Germany, and he's trading stuff back and forth with this brilliant rocket scientist in the United States, whose name is escaping me right now, but that guy winds up getting called in about 10 years later after this correspondence with Von Braun because the OSS, the Office of Strategic Services, they're able to precursor the CIA. They're able to get some remnants of rockets that were being fired on England by the Nazis because the Nazis had the best rocketry program around because they had the first crack at it.

Starting point is 01:44:08 And they're working with aliens. God damn right, Sam. How are you going to forget that, dude. That's a very important part. That's where it really is crazy how much shit they had way ahead of everybody else. And you're just like, okay, all right, we got to, there's some digging in the day here. We've talked about some of the show before. We, and the Nazis didn't lose the war. Germany did.

Starting point is 01:44:31 The Nazis walked to wherever they wanted after they took a couple and probably they didn't like, let's get fucking Fufish and flas out of here. He's got bad breath. He never brushes his teeth. Throw him on trial. And the rest of them just walked to where they wanted to go. Well the goal was to get caught by the United States instead of the Russians because the Russians were butchers. And that Germany and Russian never really liked each other either. I mean it goes back to like the fucking the whole Russian revolution and stuff too. Also that the weird one too is that they both consider themselves the continuation of Rome. So there's always been a rivalry between the two of them. Oh really? Yeah, so get this one.

Starting point is 01:45:12 Kaiser, this is in Kaiser Wilhelm, right? So Kaiser, and then I guess Hitler even referred himself as the Kaiser. Kaiser is the German word for Caesar. Oh? And then in Zaris Russia, Zar was the Russian word for Caesar. Oh my god, and then you got Kaiser Permanente? Caesar permanent? That's, that's, that's, that's actually what KP stands for. I don't know if you guys knew that. Ha ha ha! By the way, have you heard, lift up your water, bro. I just noticed that too, he's drinking liquid death. Yeah, this guy fucking woke me up to that shit. Oh, they're bomb. It's delicious. They've got this down their website, if you want to join the liquid death club, you can either sign to sell your soul or you can give them 125,000 dollars. Right? Is that crazy? It's weird, right? No, it's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. No. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's. It's. It's. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy dude. It's so crazy. So the not so they come over here we were so

Starting point is 01:46:09 Nazis Germany loses the war we do expansion draft that's what they want you believe I don't believe that I think the Nazis walked over here I think they won I think I think literally they did operation high jump with some aliens they were like fuck you dog either you're gonna fucking give us what we want or else we're gonna fuck thin' the th, they the they they they they they th. they they th. th. th. they Operation High Jump with some aliens. They were like, fuck you, dog, either you're gonna fucking give us what we want or else we're gonna fuck you think it was like, yo, we'll surrender if you let us in? No, it's, we're gonna tell everybody we surrendered and we're gonna come over here and we're going to take over literally everything. I'm an interesting. There's that has legs for sure. That we're going to come over here.

Starting point is 01:46:47 We're going to take over your intelligence. We're going to take over your military. We're going to take over your government. And basically the George Bush death clan is the continuation of the Nazis. And you know, George Bush, his father, his father basically funded Nazis and they just walked over here. And there was this thing, you know, we talked about all the time on the show. You know, in Alabama where Von Brom went, they talked about how he was forced to work with them.

Starting point is 01:47:21 He really didn't want to. There's a whole center for it. Yeah. In Huntsville, Alabama. Yeah. In Huntsville, the Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the Nazis, the the the the the the the the the they, wa, the with them. He really didn't want to. There's a whole center for it. Yeah. In the one's center. Yeah. In Huntsville, Alabama. Watch W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. Yeah. It's called.

Starting point is 01:47:33 It's called the Vom Bronze. Yeah. It's called. We got Disney on Ice at the same time, him and him and Walt Disney at the same time in one place. You just got my producer cracking the fuck up in the back. Now that got him. He was pretty good the whole show. He's dying. Oh my God, bro, the Vaughn Center.

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Starting point is 01:48:23 Now, let's take a look at this. You got these organizations. Two of them go on to create very successful billion dollar industries. Disney and Scientology doesn't have to pay any taxes. Disney is basically, people don't know this, but Disney is basically its own territory in Florida. Oh, well, in Anaheim, it has its own power grid. Yeah, it has everything. It's own power grid.

Starting point is 01:48:52 Like the whole other place can go up, but if you pay a little extra in Anaheim a little extra taxes because Disney has its own, it's a little, it's called, what's it called what Disney is, is its own, it's what, um, what's it called, sovereign territory? That's interesting. Is that true? Yeah, look it up. Disney is it's, in Disney World. In Florida.

Starting point is 01:49:16 Yeah, Disney is its World has his own government. The Florida legislator granted the park extreme unilateral control over their land. Yeah, and I don't think they had to pay taxes to Florida. Okay, in 1965 Walt Disney began buying land for a new park in Florida. Hold on just a second. I'm doing that Jack Nicholson, Keith. Disney petitioned the Florida legislature for a special district that would allow the corporation control over sewage roads, building permits and many other facets of municipal control

Starting point is 01:49:54 in the area. They got it. And in 1967, the Reedy Creek Improvement District was created. This district included the two municipalities inside it, Bay Lake and Lake Buena Vista. And they now have unprecedented level of control over the two municipalities inside it, Bay Lake and Lake Buena Vista. And they now have unprecedented level of control over the land there. Yeah. Disney World is what it looks like if you give a corporation full control over an area of land as big as San Francisco.

Starting point is 01:50:18 Yeah. It's worked out great for the company which counts on the park for 14% of its $2 billion in yearly earnings. Yeah, just give fucking- That was part of a thing for Bush? What's that? I might, I'm so sorry if I'm going off top of here. This is, uh, but that all tied in with, because nothing makes me angrier than when Alex Jones loses all of his platforms but Michael Moore can say all the same exact things and get, you know, Academy Awards for it. 100%. And it drives me fucking nuts because I remember, I mean, I'm 34 man, I lived through, I remember going to high school when, you know, Fahrenheit 9-11 was coming out and they were accusing that Disney wasn't going to release the movie because Jeb Bush was going to say that it was

Starting point is 01:51:01 looking, because Jeb Bush was the governor at tahs, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and, and, and, th, and, th, th, th, th, th, to say that it was looking because Jeb Bush was the governor at the time and they thought it was a bad look for the Bush family. So they were going to punish them with sanctions on Disney or something like that. And then Michael Eiser's like, that's why we're going to have a limited release for the movie. They literally were bringing Disney again. And it's like a special districtiezee. It's basically its own territory. Talking about Disney again? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:51:27 Yeah, it's like a special district is what they call it. Yeah, and it's like their own laws and their own police department. Well, I think they're still subject to state law. I mean, they can't murder people or can't. I think is like they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, they, it, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they don't, they don't, they they don't, they they don't, like, they they're, they're like, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're like, like, like, like, like, like, like,to construction stuff, you know what I mean? Like to speed that shit through. Well, it's basically to overcharge you and molest children. That's basically what it is, right? I mean, that's the whole point of Disney, is the fucking diddle kids. You don't think they're not letting you know how many basements there is there, they don't need to. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. like really fucking hard. There's a yeah a story of a lot stories of that right people dying in the park and then like moving their

Starting point is 01:52:07 bodies off of the parkland so that yeah it was like the scene in blood sport where like von Doms brother gets crippled and they just chuck them outside in the streets of Bangkok they're like good luck buddy man. Hey Johnny well they do that when a body is dead they leave it they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the they the they the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to th to th to the to the the to to the. their their their their their their their their their their their their theirthey take it away so that it can be pronounced dead, not at the scene. Like at raves, they'll make sure they'll pronounce it over there so it didn't die at the rave. There's a lot of gnarly deaths too on rides and stuff in the history of Disney. It's interesting.

Starting point is 01:52:34 Oh dude, they have gangs.? Yeah, they have gangs. What do you mean, like, like, the literal gangs? The mice and the ducks? The gangs of Disneyland. All right, my, so Kahun is bringing stuff up here right now. That's my producer. He's amazing. Okay. You already have gangs of Disneyland up, oh, Z-y-y-y, there's a son's of Anakin. I fucking run this place.

Starting point is 01:53:05 Oh, so these are all like women. This is my fucking kingdom, dog. Every one of these is a woman, I've seen someone. No, they're not, that's a dude. That's a dude. Those are all women right there though in those jackets. Look at that woman. Well, those are are real gangs, bro. Well, I mean, what's a gang? What's a real gang?

Starting point is 01:53:25 I mean, I don't think they're like beating in people and stuff. They're not beating each other up, but they have turf and shit. There was something else too with, there was a water park in Disney that was, because we covered part of it. It was like Mike Finks. a water park in Disney that was, because we covered part of it. It was like Mike Fink's, you know, like a river getaway or something like that. And it was, they did something weird where they were trying to use salt water

Starting point is 01:53:57 in like a pool type situation. They accidentally created some sort of like super bacteria and like people were dying from it. So that club, that actual, that section of the park is shut down but it's still active. They didn't get rid of it. They just there's like a section of it. It's like, I forget the term I think is like dead Disney or some like that's dead spaces within Disney. And it's, yeah, River Country. My boy just came up with it.

Starting point is 01:54:27 So River Country was like this, it was supposed to be like a Tom and like Tom Sorry, Huckleberry Finn, Mike Fink Riverboat kind of thing. Holy shit, dude. Yeah, and so you can see some of this stuff. And it was because of the weird way they tried to do they they they they they they they to give it a more authentic like hey you're swimming in the swimming hole this in a pool kind of a thing there was a bacteria that they created and enough people died from it the kid had oh here we go 1980 and 11 year old boy died from a rare brain infection contracted from an

Starting point is 01:54:54 amoeba which breeds in fresh water damaging the park's reputation so because they used fresh water in there in the pool instead of treating with chemicals, I guess. This kid friggin died from it. It's still closed? It's shut down. You can. There are urban explorers that have gone out there because it's on the power grid. There's still like, there's YouTube videos. I used to be able to see back when YouTube was still free. But you used to be able to see people who are urban explorers that go break into the park at night and walk around. And the lights still come on in different sections of this park too

Starting point is 01:55:25 because it's all in the power grid they can't shut that part of it down. So you're just hanging out in this abandoned water park over here. And then all of sudden like the lights come on and stuff like that. I think sometimes they hear music playing over there too. Oh, that's so creepy. I love. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. tho, tho, tho, that, tho, tho, tho, tho, so just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so, so, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, than, than, than, than, than, than, than, than, than, than, than. So, thi just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just thi. Oh, I think this was a commercial for it. I think this was a little commercial for it, right? There you go, yeah. And they just left it there? Yeah, this is, they're promoting it. There's a one that, dude, there are a couple of lands like that they've just abandoned and then people go explore, you know, like there's some kind of a.

Starting point is 01:55:54 And that looks kind of a kind of a tropical a tropical a tropical tropical tropical tropical tropical tropical tropical tropical tropical tropical tropical tropical tropical tropical tropical tropical tropical a tropical tropical tropical tropical tropical tropical tropical tropical tropical a tropical tropical tropical tropical tropical tropical tropical tropical a tropical tropical tropical tropical tropical. they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're a tropical tropical it? No, it's just they let it grow up and there's still shit. Oh my god, imagine the bacteria there that's just been left of... In fact, I think we did a story on Broken Sim about a guy who was living in one of these lands that they found. They found the guy and he had just set up shop and it was like the middle, somebody thought, hey man, in the middle of nowhere, I'm going to put a waterfall. Oh, here it is. I'm going to put a water park.

Starting point is 01:56:34 Man who camped on an abandoned Disney Island, accepted plea deal. He was caught on an abandoned Disney island called Tropical Paradise, is what it was. No, no, no, he called it a Tropical Paradise, but it was, like it doesn't say with the name of it is in this thing. Hold on, let me go skip to this. I hate doing this part too, fellas, but at six on the east coast time over here, so coming up shortly they do have somebody else coming into the studio, so I'm going to have to bounce out in a second place. All right. So let's wrap it. It was called Fort Wilderness. That's what it was called. So basically I can't believe that tweakers haven't come in here and stole all the

Starting point is 01:57:13 metal from these fucking abandoned parks. I mean like because they did that on the drive home from Vegas they used they put a water park in the middle nowhere and nobody went to it and they just told all the it's literally all got they stole all that they stole all that it's all gone now because tweakers came and just stole all the metal to try to sell for tweaks and by the way we don't even make our own tweak in this country anymore we got to import crystal meth back in my day we made it in a bathtub with good, good Americans. Like good Americans. All right.

Starting point is 01:57:46 Kp, this has been great. I had a great time, I could go talk to you forever. We should. I'm gonna be a lot, what did you talk about? I like, dude, the show goes with a show. And it was great. I had a great time. Oh dude, you are great. It's me. I'm the piece of shit that fucking just takes the show into weird fucking places. Two minutes.

Starting point is 01:58:07 Okay, we gotta go. You got two minutes, so you gotta go. Real quick, KP. Tell them where they can find you and your awesome podcast. Thank you again, fellas. It's at K.P. Burke sucks over on Instagram. The show is called American Loser. And like I said, it's me and my that's that's that's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. You the to go. You're to go. You're to go. You got to go. You got to go. You go. You go. You go. You go. You go. You go. You go. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to. to. to. we tell weird stories for American history. Every week we come up with some other weird-ass angle, man. So I'm excited about that part too. I'm actually going to be at the dojo this weekend. They're doing the St. Patrick's thing and I'm Irish looking, so that's racist and they're going to go ahead and do that. Yeah, pro bigotry. to be headlining. But I'm excited man the first album I have is coming out

Starting point is 01:58:45 through 800 pound gorilla records. It's gonna be it's called Escape from Jacksonville. It was actually filmed and directed by my boy the Big Cahuna who's behind the ones and two's for me here and that one's coming out. It's gonna be the weekend before Memorial Day weekend. So that's where I want you're trying to direct the traffic at. I keep promoting it on my podcast. Well, send me any links you want me to include in the whole thing. I'm super happy you're on 800 pound gorilla. I have my albums finally coming out on there. I'm releasing the audio version of No Lives Matter. That's it out. So I love 800 Pound Gorilla. They are fucking great, great production. You have a great voice, dude.

Starting point is 01:59:25 I hope everybody goes and finds American Loser. Check out the whole thing. It's a great, I can listen to you talk forever, KP. You're great and I appreciate you and sorry, we just went forever but it was a great conversation. And I look forward to having you back on again. Thank you guys so much. Tickets are up to Corpus Christi, Tucson and Bisby. And B. And B. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to Sam. to to Sam. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to Sam. thi. thi. thi. to to to thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. tobe. tr. tr. tr. tr. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. tr up to Corpus Christi, Tucson, and Bisbee. Go to Sam Triply.com, grab your tickets now because I'm coming, dropping the Hammer of the Gods.

Starting point is 01:59:52 I love you very much. Thank you guys so much for listening. We go deep home boy. Eric, open your mic. Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere. That's some interdimensional maget. Wake up, Aaron. This is only the beginning. You just blew my mind.

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