Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #568: Trollin With Sam Hyde

Episode Date: May 13, 2022

Thank you so much for tuning in for another episode of Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli. This episode we go to the vault of TFH Premium and welcome Comedian Sam Hyde to the show to discuss his thoughts o...n cancel culture and how the mob is coming for all of us. Sam Hyde pulls no punches. Thank you for your support. Want To See Sam Tripoli Live? Grab Your Tickets at Samtripoli.com May 26th: Holland, Michigan at the Park Theater https://www.fullhousecomedy.com/events/sam-tripoli-live-comedy-at-park-theatre May 27th-28th: Grand Rapids Live At The Listening Room https://www.fullhousecomedy.com/events/sam-tripoli-live-comedy-at-listening-room-2022-02-28160914596 June 2nd: Columbus, Ohio- Live at The Columbus Funnybone https://bit.ly/38SG67d June 3rd: Cleveland, Ohio Live Hilarities https://www.pickwickandfrolic.com/2020/06/sam_tripoli/ June 4th: Dayton, Ohio Live at the Dayton Funnybone https://bit.ly/3vNy7Bo June 9th- San Diego Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli and Eddie Bravo https://bit.ly/3Pnc2kM Please check out Sam Hyde's internet: Website: https://samhyde.gumroad.com Please check out SamTripoli.com for all things Sam Tripoli. 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Starting point is 00:00:00 Tinfoil Hap. Oh, what the fuck are you guys even talking about? Global controls will have to be imposed. And a world governing body will be created to enforce them. Welcome to Tinfoil Haas. We go deep, home boy. Eric, open your mic. Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere. Eric, open your mind. Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere.
Starting point is 00:00:30 That's some interdimensional mind. Wake up, Aaron. This is only the beginning. There's, you just move my mind. Good. Morning swarm and welcome. You just put my mind. Are you ready to get your mind blown? Good! Morning Swarm and welcome to Tim Fall Hat. You know what I am? You know I'm here to do?
Starting point is 00:00:51 I'm here to rock. All right, we're going to put out a special third episode this week. It's a bonus episode with the, uh, an episode we recorded with the one the only only Sam Hyde,, extraordinary, you know, from Adult Swim and all the controversy. It comes on talking about cancel culture, talking about all that stuff. It's a great episode, so I wanted to put it out for you guys today. Listen, if you want to see me live, just go to Sam Tripoli.com. I'm going to be in Holland, Michigan on May 26. And then May 27, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th, th, I, I, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, I, the th, th, th, the the th, th, the th, th, the the thi. the thi. thi. thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to be in Holland, Michigan on May 26th. And then May 27th, 28th, I'm in Grand Rapids, okay?
Starting point is 00:01:30 The following weekend, June 2nd, I'm in Columbus, June 3rd, I'm in Cleveland, and June 4th, I'm in Dayton, Ohio. Then I just added Costa Mesa, June 6th, and San Diego with Tin Foil Hat, Eddie Bravo, Xavier Guerrero, we'll be there in San Diego and the American Comedy Company. Just added a Thursday night. Just go to Sam Tripoli.com for those tickets. All right. Is anything else guys? That's it.
Starting point is 00:02:07 Now, go Sam, New Broken Sim just dropped. Get it. New Broken Sim just dropped. Xavier Grail has got a new clothing line. I'll go check it out. It's out fully toxic. It's out right now. Limited edition, go get it. Okay, my premium contents at Sam Triply.com. You can grab t-shi-triple. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. to-I. to-I. to-I. to-I. to-I. to-I. to-I. to-I. to-I. to-I. to-I. to-I. I. I. I's-I. I's-I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. to-a. I. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s. the-s. tso-s. tso-s. tsoe. tsoe. tsoe. tsoe. tode. today-s. today-s. to-s. today-s. to-s. to-s. Sam Tripoli.com. You can grab t-shirts at Sam Tripoli.com. And finally, if you want to listen to any of my free content, again,
Starting point is 00:02:33 just go to Sam Tripoli.com, Timful Hat, Broken Sim, Cash Daddy's, Punch Strong, Union the Unwanted, and then two from the vaults of my Rockfin shows conspiracy social club and zero So and then if you want to join the telegram there's a telegram for Tim Fall Hat as well And there's a special chat on Sam Tripoli dot com that you can join just got to sign up for it, and it's good to go. So guys enjoy this episode with Sam Hyde. It is killer. Enjoy it. We go deep home, boy. Eric, open your mind. Drink, fun of fun the phone.
Starting point is 00:03:14 All right, let's get into it. Excite to have this guy on. You know, it's, uh, as you guys know, I've been a shadow band to the extreme edges of the internet, but I can honestly say I believe that this gentleman has been, uh, even more band than I have. So it's gonna be interesting to talk to somebody who's got a worse. I used to have a joke that, uh, I'm not gonna say the comic that stole it from me, but was like, you know, everyone always goes, oh, as bad you after someone has it worse. Do you think anyone ever said it to the elephant man where he's like, oh dude, you got bad, but there's someone out there like? Who is it? Who's worse than me?
Starting point is 00:03:54 Uh, very excited as a comedian on. Uh, please want to show Sam Hyde. How are you brother? I'm doing good, man. I'm doing good, I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm, I'm doing. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I'm doing th th th thi. I'm doing thi. I'm doing th thi. I'm doing thi. I'm doing thi. I'm doing thi. I'm doing thi. I'm doing good I think I have I have COVID long haul symptoms but other than that I'm in a good mood. They can't keep me down. Don't ever count me out. I won't do that's one thing I will not do. I will not count you out. So here's a thing dude. You got long haul COVID. Is that like the trucker convoy and COVID at a baby and now you're long hauling it? What is that? Well, yeah, it's definitely the trucker convoy and most current events things accentuate the COVID long haul symptoms as it's mostly a mental disorder. It's sort of, you know how, like teenagers and 20-somethings, they all say they have PTSD and they have like undiagnosed or self-diagnosed what do they have what do people have
Starting point is 00:04:48 nowadays depression anxiety all this oh yeah for sure I say I say I have COVID long haul that's the sort of catch-all term for all the all the my all my shortcomings although I do have weird smells. You weird smells, you guys have that? I mean, I sometimes do smell weird. If I don't shower for a couple days for sure, for sure. You know, you know your armpits are bad when you smell your own armpits? When you could smell your own pits.
Starting point is 00:05:18 Yeah, did you get that after you got the smell back from COVID, things smelled different? Like you're in a parallel smelling universe. I didn't, but my sister did. She, her tastes have changed, like, and what she enjoys and it's kind of fucked her up. Like, she's eating pizza, she's like, why does this taste like spaghetti?
Starting point is 00:05:33 Well, thing someone comes out, COVID made them gay? Oh, dude, oh, that already happened. That already happened. That's the thing. Did you see the guy successfully sued, I think, Bayer for making him a degenerate gay sex addict and gambler? You see that? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I saw that. This is full bazaar-a world, and I'm all for it. Yeah, you know, we're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. thi. that's that's thi. thi. that's that's that's that that that that that that that that that that. that that. that that that that. Did, that. Did, that. Did, that. Did, the th. Did, th. Did, th. Did, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Did, thi. Did, thi. Did, that that that that thi. Did, thi. Did, thi. I'm all for it. Yeah, you know, we're definitely living in some weird fucking times right now.
Starting point is 00:06:08 You know, it's like, I don't know where it looks based on your hat. It's still cold. I'm saying where you are, it's cold. Here it's 80. We're in LA, it's fucking 80. And I'm enjoying it. We're opening up now. And all these motherfuckers are still walking around in mass and they're giving you dirty looks like they want to say something. Yep, but they can't.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Like they're all just wishing they had a time machine and they could take us all back. Have you seen this? They lost their power. Mm-hmm. They just see them eating it. And so I was at Target. And I wanted to put it my number number th. th. th. thi number thi number th. thi number thi number thi number thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to thi. to thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I they're they're to to to they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they. they. they. they. they. they. they. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm te. I'm tea. I'm today. I'm te. I'm te. I'm was at Target and I wanted to put in my number So I can get that target discount son, you know, and I'm like ma'am I got where do I put in my target number? And she's like sir, you need a mask. He goes in the store and still that I go is this store a part of Target? I thought it was just in places where they check for vaccines that you didn't have to wear a mask? to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. their, their, their, their, their, te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. try. try. t go, is this store a part of Target? Wait, I thought it was just if they were, I thought it was just in places where they check for vaccines that you didn't have to wear a mask if you had a vaccine. I think that's the rule, right? No, it's literally like nobody gives a fuck anymore. Okay, but I think the rule is ultimately where we're supposed to be right, where it's like Well, I don't give a fuck. Sam, you are banned.
Starting point is 00:07:26 For those who may not be familiar with you, can you tell our listeners a little bit about yourself and where they can find you. I'm a comedian. I had a TV show on Adult Swim that was extremely highly rated and the creative, the executives said adults when loved it and I got banned from television for being a little too edgy and for not not being so nice and now I'm on I'm on the web is where you can find me if you go to MDE. TV that's where all my stuff is on Instagram, I'm at, just search for,
Starting point is 00:08:07 who do you search for Sam Hyde, Joey, is how you find me? Search for Sam Hyde on Instagram, that's how you find me. Or on Twitter, you can go with a Wigger is my at on Twitter. Man, you are gold, that's fucking gold. Thank you, sir. I love that, too. And you better not go not go not go not go not go not go not go not go not go not go not go not go not go to not go to not go to not go to not go to to to go to to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to goa, to go to goa, to go to go to go to go too. to go to go to go to go to go to go to to to to to to to to to to to to to that's, that's, that's, that's, to me. th. to to me. th. to th. to th. to th. to th. th. to th. to th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. to to too. too. the the too. too. the th. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too And you better not go to China because they're locking up wiggers in their camps. That's one thing, you know, not to get on my soapbox here, but I have an affinity for the wiggers of China seeing as I'm a pretty thorough red wigger myself. I listen exclusively
Starting point is 00:08:40 to D-block. I am a rapper. I have a of a lot of wigger sensibility so when I heard the Chinese are blocking these people up It's something that I I don't want to get preachy here, but it's my charity of choice Everybody's kind of popping over to Ukraine right now, but that's for faggots. I do Chinese with Chinese Whiggers. I respect that take all of it. I respect all of I mean my favorite part of this bizarre clown world we live in right now are the all the Canadian politicians marching in protest of the Ukraine while they were the ones who did this executive power to stop their own country men from protesting against them. This is full full clown world and I cannot if you don't see that I can't help you. I just can't help you. You're just.
Starting point is 00:09:35 It's wild out there. They're not even letting black people in the buses. The Ukrainians are like, nope. I mean, dude, that's where it goes. Well, dude, they are ran by Nazis. Literal Nazis. They ran by little Nazis. So what happened with your show? Why did it get kicked off?
Starting point is 00:09:53 We had a, we had a sketch called Jews Rock. I'm listening. It's a music video, and the lyrics of the song was Jews rock. And that caused a buzzfeed writer named Joe Bernstein to, who is, he's kind of like a Nazi hunter kind of guy. Oh, his whole career is kind of targeted on finding people who are anti-Semitic or could be what they do could be construed as anti-Semitic. And what he did was he wrote an article that got like six people read it.
Starting point is 00:10:38 It got like 20 engagements on Twitter. Nobody saw this article that he wrote, but he directly emailed Jeff Zucker, who is the, I don't know if Jeff Zucker is Jewish or not, I think he's Christian. You know, is Jeff Zucker or Christian? I love that he doesn't use no goal he just has a body. Anyway, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter what religion he is or whatever. But he's definitely Christian. Jeff Zucker. So he sent this email sent this article directly to Jeff Zucker. Jeff Zucker saw it. He saw the word neo-Nazi, shut it down immediately.
Starting point is 00:11:14 And the adults swim executives, there's nothing they could do about it. Mike Lazzo took a sabbatical. Afterwards, he was so pissed about being leap-pronged and having his new favorite show taken off the air. He's now no longer at Adult Swim. He's the guy that built the network. He's gone. And yeah, we got we got shut down. We got our ass kicked by Jeff Zucker. Can we power rank what groups can least take a joke? Can we power rank that right now? Well, have a, listen, there's something I seriously do want to talk about which is deaf people. Because I'm fucking,
Starting point is 00:11:52 I'm fucking absolutely tired of deaf people getting in my fucking face, uh, telling me that I have to do this. Do the, thun, um, fuck no, no. Fuck you. Fucking, retard, you can't fucking hear, no, listen, hold on a second, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I know this is not nice. I have a theory though, okay? Get it out. We're all the same, human beings, we're all the same, we're all pink on the inside. However, language has a, has a programmatic effect on you. Okay, hearing your own name, your own name has an effect on you.
Starting point is 00:12:31 I agree. So if you have some pussy ass name like Josh or Jacob or some fucking pussy name, you're gonna hear it, Josh, Josh, and over 20 or 30 years that programs you to be a certain way. The same thing is true about language and I'm talking about French people, Italians. Italians, I love Italy, I love Italian design and everything. They have a fucking attitude, and it's because they, it's because their language. They have they have this speech that makes it feel like everything you say is important or something and it just gets to their head okay.
Starting point is 00:13:11 So it's like, have you noticed this you know what I'm talking about is the spring true? And but do I sound insane? No, you sound great. The people walking around you are awesome too. Nobody has any outfits that match in any way. But we usually, the funny thing is we usually coordinate our outfits so that they all totally match. I love it. Chris, show them what you're wearing today. Chris, how would you describe what your dress for? Church?
Starting point is 00:13:35 Church, okay, I like that. to play for Ukraine. Yeah, that I like that. War? War? Yeah, you can type for Ukraine. I've seen some other guys with the wood sticks walking around, you know? Yeah, that's a definite Ukrainian fighter right there for sure. We are going to Ukraine to freedom fight. We're all going to do that. I love that. Sam, I'm sorry to rant, but I'll get to my point here with deaf people. If if I'll get to to to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to to to to get to get to get to get to get to to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to my to get to to to to to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to to to my point to my point to my point to my point to my point to my point to my point to my point to my point to my point to my point to my point to my point to my point. I. I to my point to my point to my point. I. I'm. I'm your if your home language involves rolling your
Starting point is 00:14:05 r's, stivering the word in your mouth, letting the language flow beautifully like a song, that's going to do something fucked up to your head, okay? English is the international language of business because it's a little bit guttural. It's not, there's no frills around it really for most people unless you're trying to use big words to sound smart. English is a very basic like bare bones language and it's good, okay? French and Italian, you have these words, just the language, it's supposed to flow like a symphony. And that makes you, over time, over 30 years of speaking this way and listen to this shit,
Starting point is 00:14:42 it makes you into a freak. And deaf people, if you ever ever sign language interpreters, have you seen the faces they make? No, I've noticed it's kind of weird, but what exactly are you talking about? Dude, you've got to, maybe someone else can find this online and just make a compilation of sign language interpreters and the mugs they pull, they go like, they do this kind of shit. Yeah, yeah. And it's, there's something like, something about making a dream works character face 24 hours a day whenever you need to communicate turns you into a freak. And deaf people are like, they're so full of themselves, they think they're the shit.
Starting point is 00:15:26 They think, I have to adapt every aspect of my life in my business so that a person with no ears can, good, good, good, good. So a person who no ears can get the joke. Like, there's a lot of stuff that doesn't carry over in sign. Like, their thumb. It th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, I, I, I's, I's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I's, I's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I. I, I. I. I. I. I. I, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. I'm, I'm, I have. I'm, I can't do that. Okay, that's my point. That's my point. I'm sorry to rant. I know I'm going to get like huge trouble from the deaf people, the deaf coalition. But luckily they don't listen to the show. You know, luckily they don't listen to the show. I got to be honest with could be like snowy on a sunny day it's a lot of shit going on last you don't really come in here for a
Starting point is 00:16:15 second some your outfit we like to throw people off like I know that most people are trying to try to try to docks me based on the weather, so I tell Julian to wear a lot layers so people think we're more north than we are. I don't wear a lot of layers so people think I'm more south. So it makes me like fucks with you. It makes you think of that. What weather? What's the weather there guys? Johnny look tell me what the other is in that area. That's psychological warfare. I can't guess, I don't know. Nobody knows where we are or what we're doing here. You know, look at this guy.
Starting point is 00:16:49 This guy's throwing fucking gang signs in the back. You're doing sign language. Obviously, there's been a war between you and... It's like a Bubba Sparck's music video. minds fucking shit getting weird. Look at that. Damn, dude. That guy's dangerous and angry and warm. I mean, that's a combination right there. There's a lot of anger here. There's a lot of anger in my office. Yeah, there is.
Starting point is 00:17:13 What a wonderful office that is. Thank you. What happened in your office that your, your floors looked like the thanks. Your floors look like there was some kind of um exorcism or something went on in the room at that time looks like a lot of danger. I like to break a place in and make it feel lived in. Okay so when I'm when I get somewhere and there's like nice floors that drives me crazy. I get that dude I get that floors are really, so was it like that when you got there or are you just like I'm never get my deposit back?
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Starting point is 00:21:17 Mexicans can take jokes. We good. Right. Deaf people is number one. So it goes number one. We're gonna throw Jews are on there, gays are on there. Women are on there.
Starting point is 00:21:30 Asians haven't been good lately with jokes. Asians, Asians can't take jokes for sure. So, and then white people can take the most jokes when you agree, like they tend to be, because they're always getting shit. And that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. I that. I that. th th th. th. th. th. that that that that that that that. that, thathea. thateathea. that. thatheateatheatheat, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thathea. thathea. thathea. thathea. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that. they's is that. that. that. that. that. tend to be because they're always getting shit and that we get the most abuse right and that I have to finish in possible I think I I love Jews Jews are the best they cannot take a joke there's very few like very few a women definitely cannot take a joke they love female comedians worst of all. Yeah, they can never take jokes. Black people could take jokes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:10 And gays cannot take jokes. So I don't know if there's a power ranking in there. But that's, I don't know if we can power rank them, but that's definitely a group. I don't know who is number one out of that group. Because Jews are so funny, dude, that's such funny people. They're great entertainers, they're great writers. But man, the minute, and they'll bust each other's jokes like all the time, but the minute you flip that shit, they get really angry because everything instantly becomes Holocaust. If you know that, like everything straight to the Holocaust. Yep. I mean, it was like, hey, they, they, they, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, they're, th. They're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, th. They're th. They're th. They're th. They're th. They're th. They're th. They're th. They're the. They're that, that. that. that. the. the. the. They're they're they're the. They're they're they're they're they're they're they're that, like everything straight to the Holocaust.
Starting point is 00:22:45 Yep, I mean, it was like, hey man, look at that the Jewish chicks, fat tits. They look like two dreidels. What do you want the Holocaust? Yeah, you're like, where do we go up? How did that get so quick to that? I can understand, like, if my grandpa dad, I would always be like, oh my grandpa did it at the Holocaust. Yeah, but dude, I live in, I'm Armenian in LA. Try going one show without anybody shitting on Armenians.
Starting point is 00:23:09 Just try doing one show. Rightfully so, I say. See? My own show, I can't get no fucking Armenian genocide. Stop trying to rip off all the time. Right. Hey, did, we didn't rip off any but if anybody got ripped off the shit you've never been to glennail and trying to fucking stop into a bodega or a dealership or a dealership what do you mean oh they'll run you up on on BMW prices oh yeah okay so I ever but everybody does that it's not just an
Starting point is 00:23:39 Armenian thing it's not just the fun I say like Islamic State fighters. This guy's pretty much don't want to make any jokes. They can't take any jokes. No, let's throw you off a building. It's like basically just white guys, right? Are the only ones like hey, bro. Weird, weird hat man. You're coming with me, man. Come here. Why did your Islamic State fighter? Come here. Why did your Islamic fighter? Why do you get, you get, you the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their Islamic. No, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, th. No, thi. No, thi. No, thi. No, thi. No, thi. No, thi. No, thi. No, no, no, thi. No, no, nolamic State Fighter? Let me hear it. So Sam, you get, you get, um, you get the show get shut down because you, you did a song about Jews rocking, which sounds positive to me. Yeah, it was supposed to be a positive message. I don't see how you could possibly interpret that as anything negative. Why, why, why What was in the article? What did they say? They, uh, I said a bunch of shit in there.
Starting point is 00:24:34 Was it, was it just like, hey, this fucking sketchy, got a bunch of shit in it, and that was it? No, it was, uh, the guy did a pretty thorough analysis of everything I've done in my career. He kind of picked the most anti-Semitic things I've said and sort of compiled the best. Well, this was one of the articles. This was one of the articles. The underground neo-Nazi promo campaign behind Adult Swims All Right comedy show. Yeah, there you go. So that's, yeah, that's, you know, here's the best part. Let's see what, is that they call to you all right.
Starting point is 00:25:12 The best part is like nobody's gonna read the rest of the article. Yeah, yeah. And like, the quote there's a quote that says pure hatred of niggers. What? Oh, my God, dude. There there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's. There's, there's. There's is. There's is. There's is. There's is. There's is, there's is. There's is. There's is. There, there's. There, there's. There, there's. There, there's there's there's there's there's there's a the the the the the the the the th. th. the the the the the th. the the the the the the. the the. the the the the I've ever said. Oh my god dude. Nothing you never said until now. Yeah until now. Yeah, my dick got hard. But I've never talked about shooting filthy Jews. Like this has nothing to do with me. So, so can't you sue them for slander though? If they, if you didn't say that? It doesn't even matter because all this guy did that was, the most effective thing he did was,
Starting point is 00:25:52 have Jeff Zucker in his rolladex of people that he personally contacts. And Jeff Zucker is not the kind of, he's not going to like, um, go through this and, and try to figure out whether or not the article is click bait or attacking me wrongly or whatever. He's just gonna, he just pulled the show, which is what he was, you know, what else would Jeff Sucker do? I mean, besides be the, uh, aids of television, I mean, could that guy room more networks? Is it possible? Like how many networks did Jeff Sucker come in and just torpedo? It's unbelievable. Adult swim now is the worst shit possible. Yeah it's so fucked man.
Starting point is 00:26:41 Adult swim is so bad now. Yeah I mean it just looks like you just got railroaded and I just I just don't think a singing about Jews rock and hard. I mean isn't that basically kiss? Well, it's it we're living in a We're living through a fucking media war and I didn't I didn't align with the right side in the media war. I just don't get how that gets to us to the Holocaust. That's my problem. I just, it's like, I just don't, I maybe it's, I just don't see why that becomes this thing that gets somebody canceled, right? I mean, like, there was no checks,
Starting point is 00:27:29 like no one saw the video before it went out, and they were like, hey, maybe you shouldn't let it go. Are they pretty open with the content? I know that, I know that you probably know this, but maybe, there's probably some of your viewers that don't think this way yet, but it's attempting, I mean, we can talk about these things as much we want, but attempting to really look at things through a lens of objectivity and rationality and like giving people the benefit of the doubt. That's for losers.
Starting point is 00:28:02 That stuff is for losers. We're in an ideological, it's not even an ideological fight anymore. It's like a tribe, it's total tribalism and our enemies, the people who are shitting up the world right now, they're not using like a fair rulebook. They're not going with like... 100%? Yeah, the things that you're talking about like just logical, reasonable things, it's that has nothing to do with the battle that's being fought right now. So we got, we basically got, we really got taken off TV for being white and for not falling in line with the anti-white chant. That's really why we got taken off. in line with the anti-white shit.
Starting point is 00:28:45 That's really why we got taken off. But I just, what I don't understand about this anti-white movement is I see so many white people on there. It's just so weird. It's just a weird thing to me. Where it's like, okay, I know people take meetings and they're like, we're not looking for white people on television. Like, how to, how, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what, what, what, what, what, what, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. now. But then all I see are white people on television. Like how, how, what is, how is that? I, I, I 100% agree with everything you're saying.
Starting point is 00:29:12 I just like, what it, who gets, it's like, it's just basically like, what they're basically saying is like, we're not working with middle class and poor white people, right? Because it's all like trust fun kids. They just have these like handshakes that they do, that they just know like, oh, you look really soft and like you've never been punched in the face. Let's work together. And I mean, you already see celebrities already doing the commercials that a opening actor should be doing. Yeah, that's a great point. Like Progressal, Allstate, sometimes I'm like,
Starting point is 00:29:46 damn, they book so-and-so to do that commercial. I was like, there goes so-and-so's job up and starting. Well, I mean, when you get into diversity, dude in Hollywood, make no doubts that's on the lower levels. Like, you know, it's like, if Comedy Central is still relevant thi relevant thi relevant still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still that that that that that that that that that a show, they would load up diversity on like what I would say like premium blend that I did 90 million years ago or at midnight, but at the highest levels, it's all white people. Right? Like at the Oscar movies and all that shit, it's all white people because
Starting point is 00:30:22 those are the rich kids who want change after they get theirs. It's never at that level and it's just like fuck and when it is it's so shoehorned in and everyone's like what are we doing here and it's just it's done purposefully to placate the internet. Oh man, look at how diversity we have, it's so fucking great! It's like, yeah, and they all got paid SAG minimum. And it's just fucking weird. And it's just super tragic.
Starting point is 00:30:58 And I don't know, man, I think you're better off doing your own thing, dude. And not like having to have a boss tell you what to do and maybe at first you're losing money but in the long run you get you get set up and you get you create a fan base that's going to stay with you. I mean it would be nice if no it's useless to kind of fantasize about fantasize about that type of thing, but it would be nice if, I mean this goes without saying, it would be nice if shit wasn't so fucked up. I guess that's, that's my only commentary, but what you said. You should turn that into a t-shirt. Yeah. Yeah, I mean like it is, but it's fucked up when you pay attention to it. And if you turn it off, like I have no clue what's going on with the Ukraine,
Starting point is 00:31:48 because I mean, I know little bits, but I'm just, I'm all out. Dude, and it's all, I mean, most of it is just bad. It's just bad, it's going around right now. But it's purposely bad because that's how they've been operating for years. All of the information has always been bad. Even the stuff that, I mean, it used to be, there was a time, especially when in the early days of social media, you could trust a lot of that boots on the ground, journalism that was going on like people with Twitter accounts and their cell phones.
Starting point is 00:32:18 And now all that shit, thi. Yeah, it th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, it's thus, thi, thus, it's thus, it's thus, it's thus, it thus, it thus, it thus, it thus, it thus, it thus, it thus, it thus, it thus, it thus, it thus, it thus, it thus, it thus, it thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, that, that, that, that, that, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, to know who to trust on that stuff. I get what you're doing. They'll do it, but they'll do it because they just want to go viral. What do you mean, the reporters? These are reporters, it'll be like someone like in a bunker that's there because obviously there's fucking war. Yeah, but then you find out that actually, oh wait, no, they're trying to be like look at me I'm in danger. I mean you saw a lot of news agencies have been using clips from video games bro like legit CNN used it BBC used it clip like more than once I clip from a video. Do you think they do that thinking they're going to get away with it or is that part of the mind fuck? I think that at the somebody is doing it to be part of the mind the mind the mind the mind the mind somebody. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the somebody. I somebody. I somebody. I somebody. I somebody. I somebody. I somebody. I somebody. I that somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody. I that somebody somebody. I that somebody. I that. I think. I that somebody somebody. I think somebody. I think. I think. I think. I think. I think. Somebody. Somebody. Somebody. Somebody. Somebody. Somebody. Somebody. Somebody. Somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody. I. I. I. I. I. somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody. I. I. I. I. somebody somebody. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Somebody. Somebody. Somebody. I. I. Somebody. Somebody. Somebody. I. I. I. Somebody. Somebody. I. So somebody. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So, somebody. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they can get away with it but at the level of the producer or assistant you know
Starting point is 00:33:08 it goes right over the head that they know what they're just trying to turn shit around so fast dude they're they get a rock hard when they see a cool video oh yeah look and look at those trace, there's no, there's no consequence, there's no consequence anymore for being wrong and for lying. Yeah. There used to be, they'd issue real corrections, you know, and journalists would get fired for fucking shit up now. It's just like, oh, who cares?
Starting point is 00:33:34 This is fucking nuts, dude. And that, well, I mean, Sam should know about this. He was labeled a, a fucking shooter. Oh shit multiple times. Do you think it's the glasses that they think? It's the hair? It was the hair you had? Do you think like they think you're a shooter the same way everyone thought Woody Allen was a pedophile? It's just based on looks? I think it's just funny. That's probably why people are doing it. That's the main picture they always use. It's funny to uh... It's unbelievable dude.
Starting point is 00:34:10 I remember that picture! Yeah, they use it for Parkland. They use it for a call. They just throw his name in there when they don't know who to use. They just troll him now. It's fucking believable. sue anybody? You are the nice guy! Who would I sue? Everybody uses your picture! I don't know if I have the money to do that. Like CNN, just CNN says that you were the shooter. That you should be able to fucking sue him. I mean, like, dude, if I was lawyer, like, yeah,
Starting point is 00:34:40 I'll do this. You just pay me when we fucking dominate these mother fuckers. Sam, you just represent yourself probably. Yeah, you should just represent yourself actually. If there's a lawyer out there that wants to help you sue CNN, I'm down. There's got to be dude. I mean, I don't know if it's like a certain time that you've got to do it by, but I remember these pictures and I'm like that guy definitely looks like he shut up to police have identified the shooter as a high schooler and white National Parkland bus feed man did you fuck somebody at buzzfeed and they just got pissed dude did you not like help them pop come to or something like that because they just got pissed, dude. Did you not help them come to or something like that? Because they seem to have a real hard on for you, bro.
Starting point is 00:35:29 Well, dude, did you, I mean, he was the Ukrainian ghost of Kiev this week. A bunch of people were passing that around. They put his head on the pilot. Full, um, what's his name? You don't do this? Just people are doing this? Took a course and brought him up. I've never once done it myself. It's straight organic. It's all just people doing it.
Starting point is 00:35:50 It was his head on the pilot, just giving like a thumbs up like this. What? Shut up, Johnny. I look for it right now. That's odd. Like sue everybody, bro. I just want to go to law school just so I could represent you because I think there's so much money to be made If somebody's listening and wants to do it. I'll do it. I'll sue CNN What's so fucking crazy. Oh, there it is oh, is that it? Yeah, and then a tucco call some brought it up on a show.
Starting point is 00:36:33 Not only did it take your face, but they put you in like a ninja mask too????? I. I. I. I. Oh.. Can you tell when something's up? Look, there's Tucker Carlson talking about it somehow. Hold on and that's you in the well he's talking about it though in the context of it being disinformation to be clear. Yeah, but I'm just saying he's quick fucking he he he he he he he he he got he got he got he got he got he's he's he's he's he's fucking he's fucking he's fucking he's fucking he's fucking he's fucking he's fucking he's video he's fucking he's video he's video he's video he's fucking he's video he's fucking he's video he's video he's fucking he's video he's video he's video he's video he's he. He's fucking he's a video he's hea. He's talking he's talking he's talking he's talking. He's talking. He's talking. He's talking. He's talking. He's talking. He's talking. He's talking. He's talking. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. the. the. the. the. of it being disinformation to be clear. Yeah, but I'm just saying he's quick fucking he got his video his picture was up on there. Hold on dude, make the picture bigger. They photoshopped you into the fighter. I mean it's so bad. It's so bad dude. That's cool though. That is cool dude.
Starting point is 00:36:58 You like shooting guns, bro. Oh yeah. I mean he's a shooter of course, yeah. Gotta practice. All right guys, it's spring. That's right. And you know what? That means pound down action. That's right.
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Starting point is 00:39:48 This guy, he changed his whole life up from, bought a security. And I even believed that was like, damn, Sam's life is crazy. We're about to have him on. And he's like, I was like, holy shit. Like he literally, mind fuck him. I'm gonna do a documentary about him and you just switch his life up and it was wild. Okay, tell what, yeah, the other, say, tell me about it. So we had a, a guy, uh, I-dubs, come out and make a, he was gonna do a documentary about me, and, uh, I like I-dubs, he's a cool guy. I suspected that he was gonna try to make me look not so good. So we rented a fake office. I hired an
Starting point is 00:40:29 actress to be my fake girlfriend. She looked crazy. She shaved her head. She either faked or had a real pill addiction that was really convincing and we basically put on this little this gaslighting show. Like that's the girlfriend right there. Yeah, that's who he hired to act like his girlfriend. Yummy. Yummy. Yummy.
Starting point is 00:40:56 Yummy. That is the guy doing the dog. Yeah, that's the guy he's freaked out. He's so scared of this girl because she's like I'm a drug addict and I did just wild. Where did you find her? We told the girl to try to fuck him and We told the girl to like, you see what he's saying? She did such a good job man. She was going through his pockets like looking for stuff. Did she do anything else that was funny? She was like asking him like how heavy his head was and shit like all kinds of weird.
Starting point is 00:41:30 The guy's the guy. The guy goes most of the men made me medium level uncomfortable. She made me extremely uncomfortable. Yeah, and at a certain point like midway through, uh, he later told me that she she made him so uncomfortable he considered like pulling the plug on the project. I think she made it seem like she was in danger from me. She blamed him for his drug abuse he was like you're the reason she does drugs hot it was fucking crazy how you how how deep I and then he fucked them over wow so yeah we did a little fakery.
Starting point is 00:42:05 And we went 140 miles an hour in 1984 Trans Am. Oh shit. On old tires. What do you, what do you, what do you want to do? Like I love your energy. I love your style. I mean, I'm all about everything you're doing. What is the, what do you want to do? Ultimately, the goal here with the NFTs and with the T-shirts and everything is to fund the development of the video game that I've been writing for 10 years.
Starting point is 00:42:40 And that's my Magnum Opus project and is a video game. That's it. That's it. Then after that I will, I will disappear. Sports game. So, what kind of sports game, I guess. So, what kind of sports game, Julian? Football.
Starting point is 00:43:00 I miss the old football games, dude. So let me get into this. So how long were you in Hollywood before you ended up? Dude, I love that your fucking handle is Wigger. That is the best thing ever, dude. I knew you'd love it. This thing, you being able to see that screen is not going well so far I can say that. Why? Because you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi. thi. thi. thi that that that is tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. to to that. Why? Because you're just immediately anything it pops up you're like oh and then nobody knows what you're talking about because this not in. No but okay so basically Johnny is shown us Sam's.
Starting point is 00:43:31 No it's not that's XG's computer you're now seeing that for the first time. She's showing us John Sam's Twitter account which is Wigger and I think it's fucking great. that to thi. W. When I th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th start to realize that, you know, Hollywood wasn't going to shine down on, wasn't it going to appreciate what you were doing? I mean, I was always, throughout the whole path that we've taken, I've kind of been the, in the small team, do it yourself type, type mindset. And my comedic partner, Nick, he's the one who sort of navigated us into Hollywood and got us that level of exposure and got us that deal. So I never, I never really was banking big time on the mainstream success thing.
Starting point is 00:44:24 And the fact that I've had any is mostly thanks to Nick's efforts. He's kind of the on the mainstream success thing and the fact that I've had any is mostly thanks to Nick's efforts. He's kind of the one that did all the schmoozing with adult swim and steered us in that direction. Yeah, mainstream success, it's, it does, it does have a tinge of dead end to it. There's a, like the people on, it just, everything looks bad man. Like, SNL, all the people on SNL,
Starting point is 00:44:58 there's nothing funny being made, there's nothing funny on TV, there's no funny movies, it's all shit. And it, from my, I know that I will never be on TV ever again. I will never have any kind of Hulu or Netflix deal or anything like that. And it's hard to see a path for anybody who does anything funny or subversive or whatever, having some type of mainstream exposure in, you know, in today's climate, in the next 10 years. I mean, how are, how are things going to change or get better to create an environment for
Starting point is 00:45:36 the next, George Carlin or whatever? But don't you feel like that the internet is maybe not at this moment in terms of like easy money, the level of Hollywood, but there are people who do an independent stuff on their own pushing the limits and having great careers. Yeah, for sure. But it's also like, the main, it's the stamp of approval really that's the mainstream that you get with mainstream success. And it's like, it's still, the fact is, there's still like a, an authoritiveness and a level of acceptance
Starting point is 00:46:24 and everything that like, you know, Jimmy Kimmel has over the best Indy comedian over Louis C.K. or whatever like there's just a You're either Hollywood or you're not and that's still that's still the way it is. It's hard to see I mean things are moving away from that. but it's hard to see that going away completely. I think Jimmy Kimmel's numbers are sucking and I think, first of all, I think all ratings are bullshit. I think they don't tell up, you know, I mean, what are they doing to get, how do they know ratings, right?
Starting point is 00:47:02 The Nielsen ratings is everybody knows that's all bullshit. Now, I'm not saying what you's their their their their their th. What you's is what you's th. What you's th. What you's th. What you's th. What you's th. What you're saying what you're saying is what you're saying is wa's th. What you're saying what you're saying what you're saying is th. th. th. thi's thi is thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. th. th. th. th. thin. thin. thin. I'm thin. th. I'm thin. thin. th. I'm thin. th. thin. thin. I th. thin. th. thin. I th. I th. I how do they know ratings, right? The Nielsen ratings is, everybody knows that's all bullshit. Now, I'm not saying what you're saying is wrong in sense of what seems to have a little more, a more clout, but I definitely think the notion of like, of like, you know, I mean, you got comics selling out giant arenas. How many A list actors could sell out an arena? Like, can you guys name a fucking major actor that could sell out the Staples Center? But do what though? Even if they could, I think the rock could.
Starting point is 00:47:33 I think the rock could, but then what, the rock? Would you work out in front of people? Watch them? Farrell, maybe at a time. He did, I mean I know he did, he did like a tour. Right? I mean like, I just don't, could Brad Pitt sell out to Staples Center? I wish, I wish the rock would do a live workout tour. It's so awesome.
Starting point is 00:47:55 What that be, I think you're right, I think I'm just pessimistic. Why, I just think that you got, you're really smart and funny and you have a very unique style and that you would be fucking miserable in Hollywood. You'd be fucking miserable. Yeah probably. Or should I say more miserable? Okay? Because I know these guys that end up writing in this town forever. They're a lot of them aren't happy people. A lot of them aren't. I mean you don't want to do TV no more. Last time you went. I know. I know. I don't, I know. I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, th, you th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi, you would thi, you would be, you would th, you would th, you would be, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you would be, miserable, miserable, miserable, miserable, miserable, miserable, miserable, miserable, miserable, miserable, miserable, th, th, th th, th, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi, thi, thi, thi w wo, thi wo, thi wo, thi wo, thi wo, thi wo, thi wo, thi wo, thi wo- thi wo, thi would thi would be, they're, a lot of them aren't happy people. A lot of them aren't. I mean, you don't want to do TV no more. Last time you went. Honestly, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:48:29 I think my appearance on the comedy store, ah, Doc, is the end of it. That and the seat, when you came back from the CW, I was so happy for you, like, dude, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, th. I thi. thi. thi. I th. that was, th. I that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was were on W. That was new. That was new. Yeah. Dog shit. Dog shit. Yeah. Incredible. Like, why do it? You're like, I'd rather stay here, kick it with the fam.
Starting point is 00:48:51 Do a fucking other sponsor with the podcast and it'd probably be better off. I don't have to sit there in traffic. I don't have to say, I mean, I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, time like all the scumbacks from Viacom, all the rats, scurried over to Netflix and they're doing the exact same thing over there, paying nobody anything. Maybe showrunners make money but everybody else nobody's making money. You can make way more money doing what you want to do by getting people to their to check you out and there is a market for what you do. I mean look at Kanye. Kanye is blowing up with that to do his little MP3 player and now you got to go to his website. You gotta go to Spotify.
Starting point is 00:49:30 I mean he figured out a little way to be like, like, what? Like Kanye somehow is not gonna make me feel better about my chances. So I have to say. I agree with that, you just got to go find it. And that's it. And that's what we're talking about. Are you doing stand-up or anything now? I'm not doing stand-up. I mean, most of my, I think I might be kind of a one-trick pony when it comes to the stand-up thing, most of my stand-up is just designed to piss people off, and I think that has like limited, has like limited appeal. So if the people show up and they actually want to see me do stand-up,
Starting point is 00:50:10 I think it might be less funny than if it's people who are gonna hate me and I'm doing something in San Diego. Have you seen my stand-up routines on YouTube? Yeah, they're wild. Yeah, he's literally trying to just piss people off. They're like, get off stage already. One of them that I watched, yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:29 One girl hit me in the head with a microphone, I think. Or tried to hit me in the head with a microphone. It's just supposed to piss people off. So I think trolls? I think that thelling is, you know, if you're targeting the right people and you're getting, the reaction that you're getting is one that's going to be a good one. I think that that's, it's just a tool. It's like, true. It's like, thrilling is the same same same same same same same thing as like sketch comedy or whatever. It's just something you can do. It's one thing you can do. You know, you can either be bad at it or you can be good at it or whatever, but it's just a thing people do.
Starting point is 00:51:11 But what... What is it good use for usage of it? Well, I definitely feel that like, you know, when we take a look at hacking that's going on, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's going on which is a weird trolling almost right like who are the hackers going after now I mean I'm go out they they took I heard this week they took down Russia's government websites and stuff anonymous but we're talking about it not yeah yeah I mean like they didn't go after Sam have you seen Razzlecon what's Razzlecon it's your new favorite thing in the world it's your new girl girl th you you you you you you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to thi thi to thi thi thi the the thi thi thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th is th is th is th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the the the the theeee the the the the the the the the the the the the thecon? It's your new favorite thing in the world. It's your new girlfriend. You're going to fall in love with her immediately? Oh no, what is it?
Starting point is 00:51:51 You're going to lose your shit and be in love and be obsessed with her when you see her? Razol. It's uh, so Razal K-H-H-A-N. Oh, God, K-H-A-N. K-H-A-N? Oh God, what is? I hope you took your blood centers this morning because you're about to get an erection that exploits your pants explode.
Starting point is 00:52:14 Oh, what she? Who is she? Oh, this is that crypto. Oh, the crypto chick. Yeah, yeah. Isn't it hilarious they let her out, her, her, um, her husband's still in there? I mean, dude, if I hear another woman complain about fair treatment and equality, right? We did the same crime.
Starting point is 00:52:36 Why are you out of prison? Why am I still stuck in prison? Show the video actually, it's not, the pictures aren't gonna do. She went con, we're something to have to do with Genghis Khan right? He's fucking awesome. No, it's because she's tour. This one? I think it's because she's some disgusting.
Starting point is 00:52:52 The one on her website I know is insane. Race and she wants to, yeah, she's going to be like G. Whatever it is, they need to be destroyed. We can't do something. Oh my God. She's just hitting. And they're paying this. She calls herself the Versace Bedouin, by the way. And basically, is it any good?
Starting point is 00:53:15 No, dude. Look at it. they. too. It's good, it's good and then it's bad. It's one of the, it's like a it's like a hate watch Oh yeah, okay dude Zero Fox. She's getting numbers though. She's getting yeah, I mean that's the problem With society, right? It's like you love to watch these train racks, but what you do by watching them you empower them and enrich them She's got I'm gonna say that too much. It might that's th. that's th. that's that's th. th. that's that's th. th. th. that's th. th. th. that's th. th. that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. thi's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's that's the. It's tho. It's to. It's tho. It's the. It's tho. It's tho. It's tho. the. the. th. th. It's them. She's got I'm a subscriber. I wouldn't say that too much. It might be why we have a business here. That's true. That's true. People could say it about us as well. Does he even say how many she's got? Hmm. It's getting 10,000 views on her video. But you can hide your subscriber? I think you can. Oh my god. I didn't know that dude. This is crazy. She made a video 12 days ago. She made a video 12 days ago. Breaking news.
Starting point is 00:54:07 She's a hacker though. Most people's definition of hacking is getting a. This is what my buddy Nick said. Well, he made a joke about, fuck. I'm gonna, I'm gonna ruin it and I shouldn't even say it but um Most people hack by sending sending nudes to Lonely Chinese man That's that's how she got the access to whatever the what is she hack again. Do you know what she you know what? What the rest come at what the exchange was whatever the fuck doesn't matter. Hey is everybody on the clock here? Is everybody on the clock yeah are they are you paying all them to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their sending? their sending their sending their sending? their sending? their sending? their sending? their sending? their sending? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? S their? S their? S their? S their? S their? S. their? S. the their? S. What? S. What? I I their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their se. I their se. I their their doesn't matter. Hey is everybody on the clock here? Is everybody on the clock? Are they are you paying all them to do whatever they're not doing? No, they're unpaid? Is this an internship? What is the internship? What are you producing it? What's the operation?
Starting point is 00:54:57 Where are you a roller skating rink? Like where is your place right now? That was a basketball court? The reason you hear is because you're the ultimate Sam Hyde fan and you just wanted to Sam Girl out? What's a conservatorship? That's what it is? I don't think that's it. He gets my possessions when I die. Oh, go ahead. That's great. What's a Sam High groupie like? they just got against a freak dude? A fucking freak problem?
Starting point is 00:55:29 Do you got a girlfriend, Sam? Uh, yes, I do. Yeah, but she's not a Sam Hyde fan or anything like that. She's just normal. Does she like hate your comedy? She's, does she love your comedy? No. She hates it. She doesn't get it.
Starting point is 00:55:47 You know what you said even though I have no problems with him now like when a chick would be like I'm a dang cook family like I can't fuck you. I just cannot fuck you. That was pretty much every you you had your options winnowed down there then for a while because he was I mean every girl love them for a long time because I had these weird fucking rules you know just like what the fuck man wait you know you know Dan Cook oh my god oh that's it Sam's dick just fucking limt it out when you heard that yeah I mean like again I have no problems with Dan now I hope I wish him to do well but it was like back to be like no I'd to have to have to have to have to have the the the to the to the the the the the to the the the to to the the the the to the to the to to the to to to to to to to th. th. I th. I the th. I didn't th. I didn't th. I th. I th. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm th. th. th. th. th. I didn't th. thi. I didn't thi. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn now. I wish him to do well, but it was like back down and be like, no, I can't. I just have any problems with him.
Starting point is 00:56:27 Back in the day I did? Now I don't. He's so funny. He's so great. He's so fucking great. He's so fucking great. Sam, what's the future hold? What are we doing? What are the next doing now? What like today? Outside of this podcast, what the fuck's going on there? What do you guys?
Starting point is 00:56:46 We're recording videos here. Okay, okay. How many videos you put now? Yes, give us a tour? Whoa, there we go. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Interesting. Interesting. Oh, that room. That is a big room. Do you still have the security? Yeah, we got close. He's outside right now. He's making sure all the entrances are locked down. We had a condition red earlier because we saw some shit in the parking lot that was a little weird stances we're all good now. We're all good now. We're locked down pretty tight right now. Have you had anyone punch you in the face? Yeah. All the time how did th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. He th. He th. He the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's theat. He's things. He's things. He's things. He's thea. He's theat. He's theat. He's the. He's? Yeah. All the time. How'd that make you feel? How'd that make you feel, Sam? It made me feel, uh...
Starting point is 00:57:31 As a troll, does that get you off? You're like, yeah, I got it. No, it's just normal. Have you been punched in the face? Oh yeah, tthe, yeah. Why? Well, because I talk mad shit. And I did... Have you got like punched out or beat up or anything? I mean, I've been beat up by my neighbor one time
Starting point is 00:57:53 because I was so drunk he beat the shit out of it. We got a gun throw back in Vegas. And I've had fucking fans Come to the lobbiesies punch me in the face. I shouldn't come fan crowd members. I've had people throwing drinks at me. And you just you didn't have that women try to smack. I've been hit so many times by women and I never hit with them. They've hit me so fucking much dude. So much women have attacked me. It's unbelievable yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:58:30 probably my biggest yeah it's like you should carry pepper spray for your own self-defense against women dude I've been taking Kraft Maga for like two months now so I can handle yeah you learn to block their attacks it's been more than two months I know I was going for comedic effect okay I was like you're killing it you're killing it over there to do you're killing it over there the ju ju-you the the j you so the j you the j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j j- th th th th th th the e th the e the ea- th th the ea- the ea- the ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee en- the en- th th th th th th th th th th th th th they they they they they they they they they th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the ee ee ee ee ee ee ee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee en-a tha to block their attacks. It's been more than two months, Sam. You've been Croma God. I was going for comedic effect. Okay, I was like, you're killing it. You're killing it. You're killing it over there. You're jujitsu, man. Do you take first person. You have no idea how dedicated. He's devastated right now. Don't do Crafma Gods. Wulshit.
Starting point is 00:59:09 Explain why, because you're going to break, you're going to fuck his world up. We know why, because Jews rock. That's why you ain't crap-a-gau. It's just because, um, Jiu-Jitsu is the most effective thing you can really train at a hundred, close to 100% or at 100%. It's the only thing where you can get like live training. I understand that. I do understand that. But I just like Croft Maga, because I want to learn how to survive a knife fight. That's all fake though. If there was a knife fight, if there was if there was a knife fight We'll know when it happens. Well, I'm getting ready for. When it happens, we'll know if Sam lives, then I, if Sam outlives that, that stabbing, I'm
Starting point is 00:59:48 joining Krohmogh. If he dies, I'm a telling him. Like, yo, it's full. Yeah, I mean, maybe at the end of the day, dude. Oh shit. Do you know who, uh, do you know who Hassan? What's his last name? What's his last name? I don't like this so far. Piker, you know who a son Piker is? No, who is it? He's the, he's the left wing alpha male. Oh yeah, I hate this piece of shit. Go for it.
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Starting point is 01:00:59 like a scared little bitch when he saw my avatar on Twitter, on tw Twitch on one of his streams there. What was your avatar? Hassan Piker, I'm calling you out man. It's your job to vanquish me. You've got to put me away. You got to be the hero. Be the real man, not just talking, not just tweeting. It's time to be the real hero. All you need to know is that he's got a picture with Ethan Klein. That's all you gotta know about this, dude. Like, Ethan Klein is, I mean, I just want to help him because he was like me fat. I was fat.
Starting point is 01:01:39 And now I've done some fasting. And I could go back to fat. And Sam fight for charity by the way. He to fight him. I'll fight him, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'll fight him, I'll fight him, I'll fight him, I'll fight him, I'll fight him, I'll fight him, I'll fight him, I'll fight him, I'll fight him, I'll fight him, I'll fight him, I'll fight thi. I'll fight thi. I'll fight thi, I'll fight him, I'll fight thi, I'll fight thi, I'll fight thi, I'll fight thi, I'll thi, I'll thi, I'll thi, I'll thi, I'll thi, I'll thi, I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll fight thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, he's thi. to fat. And Sam fight for charity by the way. He told him to fight for charity. You fight him, I'll fight Klein for charity. We'll do a pay-per-view event. I'm in. Fantastic. I'm in 100%.
Starting point is 01:01:54 I would love that. I mean, let's do it. Let's stop. Listen, dude. What's his name, Hassan, Ethan Pikeer. We will fight you guys for charity, all the charity go to trans youth. How about that one? We will give money to the trans youth. I was thinking directly to black people in Ukraine.
Starting point is 01:02:18 Okay. That one guy is going to be rich. That one guy. So we're willing to give all the charity money to the blacks in Ukraine. How about that? How about that? I am down. We should fuck.
Starting point is 01:02:31 I just, he's just such a guy. He's like tax the rich as he's buying a fucking man. I don't know about a mansion, but a house in LA. His uncle is Sikh, right, Sink? You should have a fat piece of shit at the young Turks. That fucking fat piece of shit that's been outed as a fucking fat piece of shit. He's outed as a fat piece of shit. He's been outed and canceled for being a fat piece of shit.
Starting point is 01:03:06 What is going on? I mean, like, I love that. Ethan Klein has a Jeffrey Star, go up, go up, and the guy who's basically got outed as a pedophile, Shane Dawson, right? Like, what is up with YouTube, gay, doing makeup and pedophilia? They're all pedophiles. They're all just running and gutting on these fucking kids.
Starting point is 01:03:31 It's so gross. It's so gross. Ethan Klein, I will fight you for charity. I've said a thousand times, you fat. I'll fight you for charity. I've said it would fight me. and now he won't fight me. You might have to show up. And I'm way older than him. I mean like dude I'm way older than Ethan Klein. I'm way older. Oh, does he? Like I think Ethan Klein's, he looks 50 but I think he's in his 30s.
Starting point is 01:04:01 I'll fight him dude. And makes me sad is I know the cigars love him and I love the cigoras so I don't want to piss them up but I'll fight this motherfucker for charity. Dude I love your attempt to spell Ethan that was so great right there. Ah age do age how old is he's? 36. 36 bro! I'm 49! That's a lot of years, bro. I mean like I'll do it.
Starting point is 01:04:32 And you'll fight him and then we'll both fight fucking sink the fat fuck. I mean, it's just garbage time, dude. I mean, it's just I'm just over. He's got to ditch the seed oils. I think that might be the root that he complains problems. Well you know at 36 people else. How old are you Sam?
Starting point is 01:04:58 I'm 36 as well I think. I think. That's what the internet says that's what the internet says. That's what Wikipedia says. What's my age? I'm asking your interns what your age is? Well, there's ultimate thing. I was asking you.
Starting point is 01:05:17 36. Oh, man. So how old is the guy you want to fight? He's young. He looks young. Is he like 30? I will fight. How old is the guy you want to fight? He's young. He looks young. I will fight. How old is he? 31.
Starting point is 01:05:29 30th, 30ish. July 25th, 91. 31. He's almost 31. It'll be 31 in July 25. So he's 30. That's super young, bro. So that guy's still, I mean, what a piece of shit. Like look at him, you know, it it it it it it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's he it's he it's he it's he it's he it's he's he. It's he. It's he. It's he. It's he. It's he. It's he's he's he's he's 30. he's 30. he's 30. he. th. that's 30. that's, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thirty, is, is, is, is, is, piece of shit. Like, look at him, dude. Well, you know, it's just like he is everything that Malcolm X and everything that the Unabomber warns you about.
Starting point is 01:05:54 Rich, fucking liberals who are hypocritical, piece of shit. And on top of that, he's a fucking Turk, he can go fuck himself. I mean, himself. I mean really I mean dude your uncle is a fat fucking piece of shit liar. Okay that's my opinion on it and I I stand with Sam Hyde. I stand with him. Stand with Sam. I do can we start that can we start that movement? Stand with Sam? I would I would appreciate that if we got that hashtag going we start that movement? Stan with Sam? I would appreciate that if we got that hashtag going.
Starting point is 01:06:27 It would help me get out of bed in the morning or a little bit. What time do you get up at 8? We can make it lay with Sam, if you'd rather. Lay with Sam. Where would you rank Turks versus deaf people on our chart? Oh dude, if I see a deaf Turk, I'm gonna fucking lose you. I see a deaf fucking Turk. You gotta get their attention first, no, that's the problem.
Starting point is 01:06:55 If I see a deaf Turk, it's on, immediately on site. You know, I, I, the Turkish, this one. Hey, you can hate crime immediately. A deaf Turk, man. Fuck this. Listen, dude, I know some Turks. I don't fucking hate them.
Starting point is 01:07:11 But man, I hate the government. I hate the government for what they did, my family, my great, my great-grandfather, my parents, parent, my grandparent's, my grandparents' parents, watch his whole family get fucking mowed down. And that's, and I can take a joke. What I don't understand is why we're so sensitive,
Starting point is 01:07:37 and I do understand why we're sensitive about the Holocaust, 100% but I don't understand why we're not sensitive about the 20 million Russians that died. Yeah. Well, I totally understand being sensitive about the Holocaust. I do not understand why we treat Russia like a fucking Pinyada when that 20 mil, 20 million of them died stopping the people that killed the 6 million Jews. Well, I mean, because the Stalin almost killed them too? Wasn't it wasn't a Stalin's fault? Yeah after the fact yeah yeah. And then Stalin yeah I mean that was they were casualties of war right so what you're talking about versus. Well I mean I mean that's a different.
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Starting point is 01:09:47 Then Russians. Do you want to do you want to basically, you know, give some final thoughts to the listeners? Yeah, I think it's hopeless and we're all going to die and Support Ukraine, bye But I think if you're listening to this and you want to hear something for me I would say Do your best to accumulate Bitcoin Get in shape. get off seed oils, and don't circumcise your kids. Respect, man, that's a very powerful message, man.
Starting point is 01:10:36 And I appreciate you dropping it. Wait, wait, what's it? You mentioned the seed oils things a few times now. What's the deal? What are we talking about here? It's just one of the many ways that we're all being poisoned 24-7. I'll talk, will you break it down? This is a conspiracy show. I've only done enough research to have a layman's knowledge of it. By that I mean, seeing some memes on Twitter that sound true. I think that I think the meme is that seed oils do like tremendous damage to your DNA they would accelerate aging and shit. Shit. So I don't touch that shit personally. Like pumpkin tea oils?
Starting point is 01:11:20 Like pukinsee oil? You know sunflower seed oil. It's basically vegetable oil. It's the oils that are in everything that are in like potato chips and bread that you buy at a store and everything that you, every all fast food. The like canola oil, that type of thing is like deadly and causes cancer and fucking makes you gay and all those other stuff. Oh my God, that's my hunch. I haven't confirmed this myself. I thiiiiiiiii. I thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. thi. th. th. th. I th. I th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. thoes. thi. thi. the. thoes. the oil. th. th. th. the oil. the oil. the oil. the oil. the oil. the oil. the oil. the oil. the oil. the oil. the oil. It's the oil. It's. the oil. It's. the oil. the oil. the oil. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. to. the. to. the. th. t. th. th. the. the the the the the the the the the the. thethis other stuff. Oh my God, that's all right. That's my hunch.
Starting point is 01:11:45 I haven't confirmed this myself. I don't know, but no, personally I like to eat. I've been eating clean. I suggest you all do the same. May I respect that, dude? I respect that. So I'm Sam, thanks for having me on man. Thank you very much. It's th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. th. to. th. that. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the. I'm, the. I, the. Thank you very much. I enjoyed it. It's definitely fun, interesting interview and I had a great time. You're welcome back anytime. And final, where can they find you do?
Starting point is 01:12:10 Where can they find you? Just go to MDE. TV and Wigger on Twitter? Just go to MDE. TV and Wigger on Twitter. They're not going to look me. Nobody cares about little me. Well you google. to do MDE. TV or Wigger on Twitter. Those are the two big ones. MDE.TV and Wigger on Twitter. It's where you can see me. See more of my ugly mug. All right, Sam, thanks for coming on. We appreciate it. I hope you guys enjoy this. I love you guys. Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere. That's some interdimensional shit. Wake up, Aaron. This is only the beginning.
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