Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #616: Jew With Ari Shaffir

Starting point is 00:00:00 Timfoil Hap. Oh, what the fuck are you guys even talking about? Global controls will have to be imposed. And a world governing body will be created to enforce them. Welcome to Tinfoil Haas. We go deep, home boy. Eric, open your mic. Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere. Eric, open your mind. Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere.

Starting point is 00:00:30 That's some interdimensional idea. Wake up, Aaron. This is only the beginning. Dude, you just blew my mind. Good morning, Swarman. Good morning, to the tip-all hi. Good morning, to the tip-all hi. You know what I am. You know ready to get your mind blown? Good! Morning, Swarm and welcome to Tip-Fall. You know what I am? You know what I'm here to do?

Starting point is 00:00:50 I'm here to... Roggar. Join me as always, Xavier Guerrero, and the man, the mythole, J.Nice, Johnny Woodard. How are you guys? Special emergency podcast. I just want to throake. the. the. the. the. the. the. to the. to the. to to to the. to to to to to tho. to to to. to. to. to. tooome. tooome. tooome. too. tooome. tooome. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. I. I. W. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. S. I. I. S. I. I. G. S. S. I. S. S. S. S. t. S. t. S. S. S. t. S. S. S. t. S. S. t. S. S. S. t. S. S. t. S. t. t. t. to quickly get into it. I got some shows coming up just go to Sam Tripoli.com Click on that. I'm adding Santa Barbara right now. So we got Kansas City and then we got a whole... Hey, can I stop you and interrupt? Yes. I learned something about the algorithm. Yeah. If you say go to Sam Triply they will devalue you. Well, we're not on YouTube. Oh great. This show has been ran off of YouTube. Joining me is my good friend to promote his brand new special that I'm so excited finally coming out. His special draft November 2nd.

Starting point is 00:01:32 Jew please welcome Ari Schaffer. Thanks buddy. Thanks. How are you? I am? It's out now already right? What? This will be out tomorrow? We turned out tomorrow. We turned and burn here brother. So what were you going to do if I didn't come in? We have we had another one one in the th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. the the to. to. the to. to. to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. t. t. t. t. t. toda. toda. today. today. today. today. today. to. to. to. I didn't come in? We had another one in the thing that we're gonna put out, but we'll just put down Monday on Halloween. It's about go, so it all works out. That all works out. See everything works out. Welcome, broo, broo, dude, you're killing.

Starting point is 00:01:53 theymeatting. . a travel writer friend. He's always trying to get me to write a book because he's like dude literally there's nothing, Rolf Potts, he's like there's nothing humorous in travel writing. It's just like I found myself in Ouroboro or whatever or I was in a prison in tibet. Yeah. And then there's nothing humorous at all. And in the conspiracy world, there's never anything funny. There's all a bunch of people. their. their. their. there. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's no. There's no. There's no. There's no. There's. There's no. There's no. There's no. There's no. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. There's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. the. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. I'm there. I'm there's a bunch of people who take it very serious and that's the whole thing we try. But I think you'd have a great book bro about all the weird shit you've done? Yeah, thanks. I think that will crush it. So the hardest part is writing it? Stopping weed and writing it. Get somebody to write for you. Yeah I asked somebody to write a book. I was a the the the the their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah...................................................................... Yeah. Yeah.... Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. Yeah, I know. I asked a friend of mine once, I was like, you wrote a book and he was like, oh yeah, I guess I told me. I did. Yeah. I'm trying to get my book or to write my book. I've been writing this book forever. What is it? It's just on a spiritual book about some shii, I've learned over here. Yogi, Sam Tripoli over here. Yeah. I'm spiritual now. Yeah. I'm a spiritual. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a the. I'm a the the book. I'm a the book. I'm. I'm. I'm. I the book. I the book. I the book. I the book. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm. I'm try. I'm. I'm. I'm try. I'm try. I'm try. I'm th. I'm? Do one of his? You know it's Crop Maga though. Crop Maga is the dirtiest of the fighting.

Starting point is 00:03:07 It's the best. Just like rip his eye out, kick his him in the dick and get away. If you think he's gonna say, all right I've had enough, that's when you've had to fucking're way behind. But what they don't understand is I start crop a gah before the pandemic and then they shut down. We'll get into that. We'll get into that. We'll get into it. We're taking private is the whole time? Yeah, but that's not with the school that gives the belts. But they won't let you test if you didn't take the classes there. Now they're going to because they started doing it again.

Starting point is 00:03:48 So my instructor teaches there. No, but what I'm saying is, if you didn't take the classes in that place, they won't let you test. Yeah. I gotthe won't even let you test. I mean you could ask them but that doesn't really even make sense. That and the groundlings. You'd be like, hey, I've done stand up for fucking 12 years. Can I just advance past level one? No, my favorite is like getting fucking comedy advice from those people? Oh, it's the best. The guy's like, the guy's like, I don't know if I can pass you.

Starting point is 00:04:17 I'm like, are you fucking real, the fuck up. Anytime you want to go up on stage and show me how it's done, we can do this, right? But enough of that. You have your, what special is this? Number four. Number four. Four plus a CD. Yeah, so it's like, Jew is coming out finally. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:04:37 I'm very excited. Thanks, buddy. Some shit went down. you know, and you couldn't do the last one. Spoke the truth for the masses. Yeah, and they got a little upset with you. Oh, by the way, bro, so- By the way. By the way, oh, by the way, I was at the Kings game with this arm, with the Armos who started Dave's Hot Chicken.

Starting point is 00:04:58 They leave extra seats in the middle for their arm hair. No dude they're really in the middle bro. Have you ever seen those seats? No, it's right in the middle. It goes Kings players, these seats, Tampa Bay player. Like you're right in the middle dude. Anyway so I'm sit down they were telling me that this guy said he died, this Mexican said he died. And he went to hell and he saw Kobe Bryant having to play basketball in a cage for eternity. And the guy's like, hey man, why are you in there? He's like, I made a deal with the devil and I got to play basketball in here for the rest of it. To be good at basketball?

Starting point is 00:05:38 To be great. Yeah. So somewhere out there is fucking Kobe working elbow jumpers at least the devil's honorable he fucking kept up his heads not like Harvey Weinstein rules fucking give you a part they're like actually we got we cast then what did Michael Jack then what did Michael Jordan do yeah I was just good he's not dead yet he may actually be the devil we don't know he would not you know he had to go to college yeah yeah if you went right to to league the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to go go go go go go. the to to to do do you're just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. the. the. the. the. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's just. He's just. He's. He's. He's not. He's. He's. He's. He's the. He's the. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's not dead yet. He may actually be the devil. We don't know. Jordan had to go to college. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:06:06 Yeah, if you went right to the league, you're fucking, you sold your soul. So I want to watch this trailer real quick. I watched a little bit of it, so let's watch a little trailer of Ari's new special coming out. Let's watch some impression I do. It's a sound of the soul of a Jew. Ready? You're religious, that's totally fine. It is totally fine. There is a solid chance you're going to hate the next 68 minutes of your life. You fucking Christians are hilarious with their separations. Every other religion is just one thing. Just Muslim, Jewish, Buddhist, and there's fucking 31 flavors of Jesus. Turn water into wine. That dude, I heard about

Starting point is 00:06:49 that. I was like, what kind of wine was it? And they're like, are you literally the first person to ever ask that question? What a nitpicky, Jewy thing to worry about? You're like, I don't want to dry wine. Just see if she could do a malt back. Just ask him. I'm the second smartest race in the world, and this is very easy to figure out as it is. Korean. Ha'a'am. Love it, Ari.

Starting point is 00:07:21 Thanks, bud. It's great. How many candles? Jamantria, how many candles? Six million. Six million. That set is cool though, that's good. That's a badass-looking set. Yeah, we did a ton of candles. We tested them at night, like in an apartment. Oh, these last for about 80 hours, we would be good. And then, uh, air conditioning went on. And then blue mall. And they were about four and a thaaa tha tha tha tha tha. tha. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thate. thatease thease thease thatease thatease that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that that that that that that thate. thate. thate. the. thea thea. the thea. thea. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's then blue mall. And they were about four and a half hour candles. And so we had to like source, probably four thousand candles overnight on a Saturday night. One day was just some candle shops in 9-11. And then they're like, fuck all the orders came in. Yeah, there was another candle shop in 9-11 and that was the worst. Yeah, we'll get into that ignited and melted all those candles. So last time I talked to you, Ari, I got a couple questions by sure.

Starting point is 00:08:06 Last time I talked to you, you'd said that you had moved on from this hour. What made you decide to bring it back? I did some ayahuasca in, in the jungle, in Amazon, yeah. So you did some ayahuasca and you said bring back the Jew, the Jew hour. Mitsy told me to. Okay, Mitze was in. You saw her in the, is that for real? And what was she do? Was she doing like any lotus fucking position?

Starting point is 00:08:32 She was dead. She was in the afterlife. She was like, Ari, yeah. Yeah. The Jews need to hear about theirsewsk. It's like almost right. Yeah, and so it's so funny because I've heard some crazy shit when people are on Iawaska Some guy said that like bathmit or somebody told them not the pizza That's like a weird spiritual thing there, but they here like put out your special about the Jews. Well, I had a long talk with Mitsy. Okay. And what she say? Well, first I was like hey, you did a good job, Mitsy. Yeah, you built this great this th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the th. the the th. th. the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. I th. th. I th. I've. th. thi. I th. th. th. thi. th. I th. th. th. I've y. You did do good job, Mitsy. He built this great place that continued to turn out other fucking cool things, like art, like fucking this conspiracy theory podcast, all came from Mitsy. Sort of, you know, right?

Starting point is 00:09:13 No, 100%. Not like directly, like make it, but like, you know, without it, you know, without it. He still wants to buy bowling out. I do might be a possibility. I'm sure. I almost bought one. Did you really? Why, dude? It's a terrible idea. Right, to put it right out next to a Zankow chicken and fucking join up.

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Starting point is 00:10:47 No women. No, she would be going nuts with all the women at the comedy store right now. Too many checks. Oh really? They're gonna fuck Argus. Get them out of here. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:11:00 So dude, this is fucking great. I mean, so you put together. Are you excited about putting out an hour on YouTube? I mean, because you were doing Netflix for a long time, and now you're not allowed. And so now you're on YouTube. I'm allowed. I'm only kid.

Starting point is 00:11:15 Yeah, on YouTube, which seems to be the new way to doing it. Yeah, this was my plan two and a half years ago was YouTube. I love it. Yeah, it just let people see it. Take it right to the people. Everybody's got it's a gift. It's great. The fucking people. And you did it 60 eight minutes. So that's what you're saying? That's what's the trailer said. It's it's close to a fucking 88. Oh, really? Yeah. thus the trailer. It's close. It's close. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's close. It's close. It's close. It's close. It's close. It's close. It's close. It's close. It's close. It's close. It's close. It's close. It's close. It's close. It's close. It's close. It's to to to to to to let to let to let to let to let to let to let to let to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the people. the people. the people. the the the people. the the the people. the the the the people. the the the the. the. the. to to to fucking weedle it down. You're going kind of against the grain where everyone's putting out half an hours now. Yeah, everyone's putting out whatever that, listen, you do whatever you want to do. But if you're fucking bowing down to the algorithm, that maybe you're not an artist.

Starting point is 00:11:51 Wasn't this supposed to be two-parter? No. My other one was a kind of like split themes, you know, I had a whole section about Patrick Cappellino. They're being a terrible dad and then another one about Nicole. They fucking getting pregnant off a tinder date. Remember there? Yeah. She was knocked up up a fucking one tinder date. She kept it.

Starting point is 00:12:15 That kid's good. Wild. Can you imagine. If you talk to a chick and she's like I got pregnant and you're like oh off that one tinder date one on like well what do you want splitsies yeah I got a coupon for this abortion yeah yeah obviously we're getting rid of it was a tender day she was like nah she's like I'm keeping it well a nightmare but I love it I love my kids if you don't like kids buy if you don't like kids you to to their. If you don't to. If you don't their their their their their their th. If you don't like th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to their their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I tip. I tip. I to to to to to to to th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I do appreciate them. Yeah and I do not have kids so school shirts are up there I support you still haven't turned yet. Turn what to kids? Yeah because there's a side of you that is very lovable Ari you say to be a good dad. For as much as you're a mega-cunt sometimes

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Starting point is 00:13:35 You are, again, we've talked about it before, you are a troll. You love thrown, you're the first one I had the greatest, greatest racist or whatever. I remember watching that and I loved it in the beginning. But then you see the Mexican one and I got upset. And then that's when someone told me like you're a racist because now you're picking and choosing. And that's when I sat down and I was like, okay, you can't sit there pick and choose. Yeah. Either you laugh at it. You you. You you. You you. You you. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th in th in th in th in th in th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th the. I love that that that that that that things that that that that that that that that that that that kind of like where Ari's brand kind of comes out. And now you're like, okay, this is who kind of who I am. You know what? It was leaning into the fucking, it was afterwards.

Starting point is 00:14:11 That amazing race stuff was just for national lampoons. And it was a good idea, funny, whatever. Wait, I thought it was that sham. We did more for the sham going to give it to Jeffrey Ross and he was too busy biddling right so that he they go well how we get our are you don't can like is there any who's the juiest one is like oh car Ari why it's like do you want to get him and then and then we went nuts we went hardcore but then I got ripped to the internet everyone was like assumed it was like fully fully like the w walt like the the th th th th the w w w w w. th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th thi. th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th... the the the th... th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they's is is. they's is. they's is. they're is like, th. th th th th the. the. the. the. the. the. the. they're. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like, they're like, they're like like the worst shit in the world and we didn't get released a sign we just like take it to the street. And so then but I was like interesting and I just kind of let it be out there like uh huh that's right and then I like getting people upset I like getting people

Starting point is 00:14:54 upset and it was fun it's fun to watch to be mad at something that I really don't believe do you still do that? Do you still like upsetting people? Do you still like? Do do it on still? Oh dude, it is my biggest problem in LA right now. It's like I love to go up there and piss off the crowds. When you see somebody fighting you on something that you know they don't fully believe it, even if you don't really care, it's just like, oh here we go. And then you just get them a little more, a little more, and they're like, right. You just see just see them them them them them them them them them them them them their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. t. t. t. te. t. te. the. the. the. the. the. the. their. their. their. their like, right, you just see them getting more and more upset, you just hit him with something stupid, you know, whatever it is, just hit him with something like, I've heard this, you know, and it's just like they get so mad. When I don't care about most things, that's what allows you to troll the best is not have a fucking horse in the fight. But like I don't really care about any like death. But now you did Iowaska. Do you have any belief in a higher power? Like I know you were pretty atheists?

Starting point is 00:15:48 Were you atheists? Yeah, I guess it's beyond atheists. It's like I don't care. But spiritual, like, are you spiritual? What? Are you spiritual? Like, I was. The.

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Starting point is 00:16:36 It all depends on depends on how you get there. And you see Dead Mitsy, whether that's real or fake or whatever you saw, that doesn't make you think there's other realms, other fucking dimensions? People have asked me, do you think it was really that, it was in your mind? I'm like, it was real, so I don't know. So I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But you're open-minded to it. and like what do you think? It's like, I don't know. It's just like it doesn't concern. That's not what I'm concerned. There's this brutalism. There's a type of art called brutalism.

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Starting point is 00:19:06 No, I'm not... Were you more atheists before you started doing psychedelics? Well I'm just thinking about the apathy. No, I got that in Yeshiva University. Okay. Like I lost my religion. That's what a lot of the specials about R. I should be a video on YouTube. Yeah, we're going to promote the fuck. We're going to put a link in to thahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's that's a that's th. I'm that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. I'm th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I's th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. th. I'm thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th we're gonna promote the buck. We're gonna put a link into it. Oh wow. Yeah, dude, we're very advanced here. We're a top 100 comedy podcast for six years. Leave a comment, leave a comment. Yeah. So yeah, so it's just like I lost it all a long time. But then the mushrooms are like, I don't know. I don't know what the fuck. I'm just got the feeling. So I'm like, you should be a the each other. Like, why? Like, no, I don't know, who cares why? Because it's just better energy. Yeah. So you're, you know, Ari, I've always loved watching you and your career because you've

Starting point is 00:19:53 been very authentic to who you are. And you found your crowd very early on in this podcast game. And it's very interesting because, you know, you brought, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th, th, th, th. th, th. th. th. th, th. th. th.. th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, thirty, the, th. It's, interesting because, you know, you brought up Mitsy, like, there was a time and you would just, you were at the beginning of this and then you moved to New York. But there was a time when comedy sore was the mecca of comedy and the mecca of comedy podcasting. And I'm going to say some, I think you brought podcasting to New York. Like, I really do. I think there was this whole this whole feeling this whole feeling feeling feeling that's that's that's that's that's that's that's weak that's weak that's weak that's weak. that's weak. that's weak. that's weak. that's weak. that's weak. that's weak. that's weak. that's weak. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's beginning. that's beginning. that's beginning. that's that's the beginning. that's that's the beginning. that's that's that's that's the beginning. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the beginning the the beginning. the beginning. the beginning. the beginning. the beginning. the beginning. the beginning. do. I think you brought, I think there was this whole feeling that fuck podcasting. He goes, that's weak, work on your act. And he goes, and looking back, we were wrong. Yeah. That's what he said. Yeah. And now it's like, now I feel that, and I've said this before, like, now that Rogans left, we're very much Game of Thrones. th and everyone's battling for the Iron Throne,

Starting point is 00:20:45 and that's why people are acting out of pocket and doing this stupid-ass shit. And no, I can't take a vacation, I'll lose my spot in the queue. And it's like, okay, there you are one life. And it's like these podcast wars and all this stupid scene. Look how fucking fake they all are. What climbers? You guys were outsiders and now you just bought it in. I totally agree with you. Obviously, not you.

Starting point is 00:21:11 But same ways, people who's shown in LA comedy, like you don't mean the comedy store. Yeah. You mean the improv and the factory and mixed nuts and fucking. But it's all- But it's all changed. And I love the store the store the store the store the store the store the store the store the store the store the store the store the store the store the store the store the store the store the store the store the store the store the store the store the store the store the store. We're now seeing these clowns fucking getting all these time on there, but it's all changed. You tube stars instantly like, oh, you're past, you're big. Yeah. What? What? What? What? It's just like, it's like, there's nothing authentic out here. Now when I say LA comedy sucks, well, I'm not saying every crowd all the time. But what you will get out here is you will walk into a crowd that just sarcasm is violence, everything is taken literal and there's these fine prints to the thing and then you have these comics who are completely conforming and can be

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Starting point is 00:23:09 Just, I'll fucking drive right now, dog. So I'm with you. I, I, I, you know, it's like, and I love the store, but it's like, what are we doing here. They got millions and now barely get in buy. Where if we lost a hundred bucks, like I might not make rent this, this, this, this month. And now they've got their millions like I might lose a hundred grand sponsors. Like yes, so what? So what?

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Starting point is 00:28:10 It was just so pure, there was no, the improv on the factory was where big people were. It wasn't, it was pre-cancellation. It was just, these were just rejects here. just trying to say and we're all like we'll smoke every one of those comics and other shows. Was the store the store to you when you came out like did you come out because of the store? I didn't I I just came to LA and then everyone's like you got to go to the store and I'd heard about the store and I grew up on Dice and and Sam Kennison and all those guys so I knew that was the place to go and Mitsy scared the shit out of me, but you would always go kiss the ring and stuff like that. It's the funny thing, Ari is such a great example because people be like, dude, I like showcase

Starting point is 00:28:51 three times. I'm fucking over this face. Ari showcased like 40, 37 times. Damn. My final record was 134 and 2. I got made not paid regular twice t twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice tice tice tice th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi. I thi. I thi. I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I is th. I is th. I is that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thi. I was. I was I was I was I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I final record was 134 and 2. I got made non-paid regular twice. I got a showcase one time. I literally got a standing O, got off stage.

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Starting point is 00:29:29 get to showcase anytime you want. You just tell us. Oh, great. So I'll just showcase every day. Yeah, till I get past. I was so, I was so pissed. I was like, fuck this, bro. You always did a good job once you were past. thi. to. th. th. th. th. they. th. th. they. th. th. th. they. th. th. their. th. th. their. to. to. to. to get. to get. to get, to get, to get, to get to get to make. to make, to get to make to make to make to make to make to make to make, to make, to make, to make, to make to make their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. to showcase. toooooooo. too. too. too. too. too. to showcase. too. too. to showcase. to showcase. to showcase. to showcase. to in with the store. You were there all the time, but you're like, I'm doing other spots. You did New York level spot, spot chasing. Ran around, doing like, hey, if the store dries up for me, that's just, you know, 25% of my spots. Yes. I'm still got to, everyone else. I was like, I'm like, I'm to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to play. I'm like hey let's go there's like fuck that. I'm not going in to crunch off. Fuck that I'm like I gotta go white guys gotta go dog. That's all your mentality though you're like a prepper you know really I mean yeah I mean like I always heard New York City

Starting point is 00:30:13 comics get so many state so much stage time so I have to go do it and I would just run in LA. And I would just run in LA. I was getting in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in l in l I was getting in l I was getting in l I was getting in l I was getting in l I was getting in l I was getting in l I was getting in l I was getting in l I was getting in l I was getting in LA I was getting in LA I was getting in LA I was getting to get in to get in to the the the the their like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. I th. I was like like. I was getting. I was getting four five spots a night. I don't know where kids do that anymore because it seems like it's gotten really weird out here but there but they're their shows we just don't know them now. Yeah we know they used to look at the back of LA Weekly where the the opiwics whatever we're just get them and Tripoli because you did and I know you say this I'll just quote you has two, two superpowers. You can do well in a bar show. Yeah. And I was like, what the fowl? The crowd sucks. It's just a fucking bar show.

Starting point is 00:30:49 Tripley would go to Slay. That's Superpower one. Superpower two. You're staying rock hard on cocaine. Yeah. Okay, before we go. I don't want to say your name, but one of the most famous nights ever at the comedy store was the night when there was a very attractive young female comic there who just loved Coke and bad decisions. And I just want to be honest with you man. One thing that has like this me-too-to-shoo

Starting point is 00:31:17 shit is ruined is just the fun hooking up. The whores! They made the hoars go away. They're too dangerous now. Yeah I mean you just can't do it anymore. A good LA pass around is a thing of the past. Like Sam talks about chuckle fuckers I haven't met one yet. I'm like where are the chuckle fuckers. I'd be careful now. You got to man. Before the biggest risk was you going like hey you want to go the back and hook up like to what fuck. the fuck. the fuck. the fuck. the fuck. the fuck. the fuck. the fuck. the fuck. the fuck. the fuck. the fuck. the fuck. the fuck. the fuck. the fuck. the fuck. the fuck. the fuck. the fuck. the the the the the the the the the the. the. to. the. the. the. the. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sam. t. the the. the. It is is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. the. the. the. th. the. th. th. th. It's. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. the. the. t. t. was, that was hurtful. Yeah, now it's a major risk. Yeah, it's a major risk. They, they weaponized regret. Yeah. So anyways, so it's one night and like, I was like, my career wasn't going where I want to.

Starting point is 00:31:55 All my friends were, all my friends. None of us were going well. Sebastian was on the road when he did ice clay. Brett Ernst was booking some shit. Isn't it funny, hold on, I get back to it, but like, where like, Sebastian was open for dice was like, fuck, he's doing so well. This guy is the number one comic in America, top two or three, whatever that list is. Yeah, it's crazy. And you were like, he was doing so well, he was opening for dice. And I remember I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I he's like, I th. Yeah, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. tha. the. the road. I don't care about anything else. Fast forward, now he's got a show on HBO that he's about to shoot and he's doing fucking arena. We used to co-headline together.

Starting point is 00:32:31 Yeah, that's great. And I just played a gay bar in Jacksonville, okay? Nice. You know? So, I was a this one night and you know, you would just like hang out, do your sat. That's amazing. Thank you, bro. So, when you do your sat and you get off and this person was there and you're like, hey,

Starting point is 00:32:56 you want to do some blow and hookup? Yeah, we go do blow up, throw, hu. the that. thu. Next day, people whispering, hey, did you hear what happened? Blah, blah, blah, was filmed blowing Ari on the fucking security camps. I'm like, what? What? Filmed? Film.

Starting point is 00:33:12 So they're like, and everyone's like, hold on. When did that happen? Filmed, they, filmed on. You didn't have cameras before, and then we had cameras that day. Yeah, and they didn't really tellel tell tell tell tell tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel they didn't really tell everybody. So Ari's getting blown on camera and everyone in the office is watching it. Yeah, they call me down like, hey, can we show, like, they just mention the chick's name. Yeah. And I was like, what?

Starting point is 00:33:35 And I'm like, what? Hooked up with? I was like, no? And they're like, theyrilli, I'm like, the, th................ th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. they're. they're, they're. they're. they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're. they're. they're. they're. they's. they's. they's. they's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. they're. Yeah. Yeah. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. the. they're. the. they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, but the lights are off. Which is already like, I shouldn't have said that. I shouldn't have just been like, I don't know what you're talking about. But I the lights off like, yeah, we have like night vision stuff and I was like, fuck. So we started doing the, we started, people started doing time stamps on one stuff's going on. And we put it together together that by the end by by the end by the end the end the end the end the end the end the end of night she had hooked up with five guys. Damn. And I was number four. And then, then she left, she went home with the guy who's one of the hobbits from Lower the Rings.

Starting point is 00:34:16 And he was tweeting and Instagram him all night. What a beautiful amazing woman. He's making out with her. He's got Ari sauce, my sauce. Dominic Monahan Yeah Cliff sauce Josh that and Meyer sauce When we found out that that that you Was you hot?

Starting point is 00:34:30 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, she was down. Yeah, she was down. She was like it. You could look at her and she'd be like that level of drunk and so were you looked at it you both know you And he was like, walk, you just walk to the back. And she was so good, because as soon as you were done, just blowing a load in her mouth or whatever, she was like, up, put her shirt back down and downstairs. We missed so much fun. You missed so much fun.

Starting point is 00:34:53 You missed so much fun. Such a good girl. She didn't, she wouldn't even like, it was none of that. It was like, thii. to, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she was, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she. th. to, she. to, she. to, she. to, she. to, she. to, to, to. to. to. to. th. th. to. th. to. to. to. to. to. th. to. th. to, th. th th. to, th. th. this. It was pure feminism. Yeah, there was a couple girls who would run around like that and they were just, I'm doing stand-up, okay, gotcha. And then it's just, I think Ari, that we should put the names of all these girls up on the wall. To the- In the highest place.

Starting point is 00:35:17 Honor, to Zus and all he commands. Yes.-I. their. their. their. their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. thoom. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. tho. to. to. I'm. I'm. I'm. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the takes you there we should write their names on the wall as Respect they live an infamy forever. Yes for the rest of your life That is also one of the places you would go. Yeah. Oh, yeah the best was it Danny at the sound booth up there and you like Pass and as you're like you have to crawl a little bit then you see like used condoms Oh god. Are you? Are you like?? You the? You the? You the? You the the the the the the the they? You they? You they? You they? You they? You they? You they? You they? You they? You they? You have you they? You have like you they're like you they're like you they're like you see like you have like you they're like you they're like you have like you have like you have like you have like you have like you have like you have like you have like you have like you have like you have like you have like you have like you have like you have like you have like you have like you have like you have like you have like you have like you have like you like you like you like you like you like you like you like you like you like you like you like you like you have you like you have you have you have you have you have you have you have you have you have you have you have you have you have you have you have you have to use. you have to use. you have to use have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to use. you have to use. you have to usethe actual using the condom that grossed you out? Woody? So Ari, Ari would do stuff. I remember when Ari left and it was a big deal like, Ari just left and it came back and so on our, I have a show called Broken Simulation, we were doing a story about how

Starting point is 00:36:00 this trans person in England on their BBC or whatever it was they were doing a, they're playing and then at the end they ripped their clothes off they're naked and they start playing. Oh I saw a clip of that, there was an Edboro hour. So, so I was saying I would be a real hypocrite if I got, I lost my dick out and I go because are he used to whip his dick out all the time and play you know you'd respect it you like nice to a good surprise yeah I'm talking surprise didn't see that come and you would play smell the money right remember that with Don yeah we was playing spell the money the money he would okay we did this thing called june a to my special probably in six, eight months, where I did a lot of this material, this Jew material, out of questions with the audience.

Starting point is 00:36:48 Like, what don't you guys know about you? I need to see it from an outside perspective. We're going to play a little Jew and a today. Okay, great. And so, and so, they'd ask questions, and I'd ask questions, and try to answer it. They were all Holocaust deniers, every comic in this, and you get audience members in there, they didn't really know what's going on. They asked questions like, uh, if it's, if the Jews are supposed to be such good writers, why is Dyer Van Frank so fucking boring? Yeah, people like, see, I have a question, uh, what goes from the place of the place of your soul? And it's it, it, it's it's it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, they, they's, they's like, they's like, they's like, they's like, they's like, they's like, they's like, they'd they'd they'd they, they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they didn't, they didn't, they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't, they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't, they didn't, they didn and we just keep it going and then Don was like can you

Starting point is 00:37:33 Can you smell money and I was like yeah and then he's have three different bills a one to 20 and a hundred and I have to close my eyes and I can smell the difference and then we would fucking the thing yeah the thing is we just set it up way ahead of time yeah yeah the thi the that the things we just set up the the th thu 21st the one second and I closed my eyes a turn and then I'd guess the crowd when I got the first one they'd be like that's a one and three shot yeah pretty fucking cool and then they were just blown away we had a complaint once they complained to Tommy shit this some the old lady was like did you know those guys like I don't like it they fucking I wish I'm gonna stop it I wish I'm gonna stop in I wish I they would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would stop I was s s s s s s s s s I was to stop I was s I was s I was s I was s I was s I was s I was s I was s I was s I was s I was s I was s I was s I was s I was s I was s I was s I was s I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was s stop I was s stop I was s stop I was s stop I was s stop I was s stop I was s stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop I was s stop stop stop stop stop stop stop I was s I was s I was like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like s s s s s s s I was a to stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop and s s would would would would like like like like like like like like like like like like like like s s I was s I was s I was s A, all right? Oh, there's friends! There's a guy here! Not how that would go today, but you. Not at all, dude. They would, they would take her name down, have a talk with you.

Starting point is 00:38:13 Yeah, someone's upset. Right, we do stand up. We want a, We don't make anybody upset. They deserve it! They need to get rattled! I had people walking out two different old couples walked out in Chicago and both them had the same complaint separately. They were both told by their daughter or son to go there. He's a funny comment. They go, it's not just that he's making fun of child, of school shootings. It's everybody else is laughing on it.

Starting point is 00:38:39 And it's like, yes, we need the line let and if no one's walking out angry. I have still have more room to the line Right and and if I don't walk a couple tables I get upset Yeah, exactly. I really do I remember going this one club they're like oh dude one weekend with this guy walk like three tables I go get ready for a high score. Oh yeah, yeah, high scores come. Okay, noted high scores. soars coming. So Ari, you know, th, you're. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they. th. th. th. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. I. I. I. th. th. th. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. this hyper-sensitive time and, you know, which are Jew coming out, we got, look, we got Kanye right there. Can you see the, can you already see the fucking angry comments on my special on both sides? Yeah. Yeah, we're going through a new Holocaust, this is how it starts. And, and, and fuck these people, they run this, they run, it's just going to be so interesting to sit back and watch them what a fucking unique time to release it's a really unique time release and I think talk about anti-semitismatism now how do you think it compares to when you

Starting point is 00:39:30 were gonna release it do you think it's a better time to release it now well it's just like this week it's not even con with this guy and I fucking, my uncle's his manager. I got to fucking people know what this is. Yeah, dude, this was all set up, we all know that, okay? So, please play the game. Okay, my apology, strike that right? Yeah, yeah, the comedy store was really a funny time. Yeah, it was.

Starting point is 00:40:02 So now we got Kanye, which is like in doing this crazy shit, right? And do you think this is a good time for it to come out what you're doing right now? I think it's interesting, for sure. It's interesting. I don't want the message being torn away, but like, I just want to put out a good special but it is interesting. Wow. I was talking about the the the the the their their their thi thi thi that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. that's thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. this is is is is is is is is is is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. this is this is this is this is this is this is a good special but it is interesting. Wow. I was talking about the shit right now. Yes, I know everybody who's senior hour before you shot it says it was fucking great. So you know Ari always puts out great specials.

Starting point is 00:40:33 But you know when you hear about people are you're one of the best to talk to about this because you are you really can't. you try I'm going to power rank to people I think can't take a joke. Number one, lesbians. Lesbians cannot take a joke. Interesting. Wait, hold on, hold on. Hold on.

Starting point is 00:40:53 Hold on. I think we've got to break that down. Because every time you make a group, you're asking someone to speak for the entire group. You say Islam is this and you're like, no, no, you're talking about militant Islam. And so there's a difference seen left-wing, right-wing, and conservative liberal. So left-wing, white-ring, speaks for conservative and liberals, but they're actually a minor percentage of them. So when you say lesbians, you want to say a joke? Let me just ones that boyfriends cheated on them, now they're hanging out with

Starting point is 00:41:25 chicks are great comedy crowds. The really angry Larry the Cable Guy, look at motherfucking lesbians, they're the ones who get really angry. Yeah, the ones who haven't had Dick for a long time. Yeah, you need Dick to have a good sense of humor. You need a funny bone, you would be a good audience member. So number two, I'm not a fucking YouTube. Number two, Jews. Jews are not a good comedy audience.

Starting point is 00:41:51 And number three, hold on, let me just, number three, number three, hold on, let me just, number three is white women. So if you're a Jewish lesbian, you should never go to a comedy club ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, thu thu thu the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thu, thu, thu, threreu. Number, threu. Number threuoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, to to to thu, th Ever, ever, ever. All right, but in all jokes, you seem to take a joke better. Do you think there's a... You know who's a good Jewish audience member? Who? The Hasidic Jews? Really? When they show up in the fucking Strimele and the fucking... So, dude, if they're there, you ever play Salt Lake City? No, yes. So you're like, oh, those people don't go to comedy shows. The ones who go to comedy shows are the former Mormons. They're degenerates. They're all tatted up and sleeved up. They're all meth heads.

Starting point is 00:42:28 We call those Jack Mormons. They're called Jack Mormons. They're called Jack Mormon. Wow. Yeah, they're the best. Yeah, so if you're there, you're a frontier Jew. Okay. You do have a sense of human, that's why you're there. So frontier Jews get it. Frontier Jews get it. I get it.

Starting point is 00:42:48 So. And the reason I say that is like, obviously. Black crowds are the best because they're like, oh, what are you making fun? Dude, we did four hundred years of slavery. We can handle a fucking show. of you understands that. Yeah. When there's like two tables of black people and the rest is all white people, there's an immense pressure on that black crowd to laugh at black, those black tables to laugh at everything very loudly so everyone else can laugh. Because everyone's everyone's racist. They all see race. Yeah. We're trying to get past it. It's going to be really hard to get past it. We're going to have to go to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. their. their. to their. their. to their. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. No. No. No. their. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. the. the. the. t. t. t. the. t. t. t. t. t. t. the. t. the. t. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. past it we're gonna have to go full-blown into everybody's shit not everybody

Starting point is 00:43:27 to get to where that. I'm just gonna leave it I don't care but what are you gonna say? The worst audience is so the worst audience is so the fact of Jewish lesbians. So like you so on social media you have this segment of Jews losing their mind on Kady West right? Yep. Jews are at how the their their their their the worst the worst the worst they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're to to to to to to to to they're to they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're this segment of Jews losing their mind on Kanye West, right? Yep. Jews are at Highwood. How can you say that Jew? How can you say that? How can you say that? And for me, it's like, my pushback against Kanye has and always will be this generalization

Starting point is 00:43:55 of people, which is what you were just referring to. Right. Like, the Jews don't use to get mad to me I heard dove got him mad at me once because I was doing a Jew joke like way back yeah and he was like I could tell he was like that's not my kind of Jew dude I actually was tough yeah actually ran with a group of people in New York that that was tough like I don't know who the fuck you're like, you're giving a version of us that's not me at all. I am Jewish and I'm not weak. This is right. But I also get to like, okay, but, you got to generalize a little.

Starting point is 00:44:29 What is that me? Like, are we going to be, someone who laughs at that? Two weeks later, we're goose stepping? Like, I mean, I go to like, but it's also like, I don't think he, I think what happens is people make a narrative. But this guy did this, so he must be this. Yeah. And then once they go, he must be this, they just comment on the result, but they don't look at the line. Here's a good example.

Starting point is 00:44:53 There was a guy in, two good examples. There was a guy taking a picture of my fucking kids. What the fuck? And she found him, took a picture of him. Anyway, you fucking pedophile, whatever. The guy went home to his husband, I think he was gay. And he was like, dude, you're in so much trouble. He's like, what do you mean? He was taking pictures of little kids. Everyone's talk a picture of himself in front of a Star Wars exhibit.

Starting point is 00:45:25 Oh! Now, the narrative already was, he's a pedophile. Right. So you can't attack whether or not he is or not. It's just like these pedophiles, we've got to do something about him. We got to get this guy out of here. Another one was this Hearst drivers, a Dunkin Donuts, they were transporting a soldier's body and there's a picture of a, you know, American flag wrapped car in front of a Dunkin' Donutas. How dare you, you fucking disrespect,

Starting point is 00:45:49 whatever, and they're like, hey, we're driving for two days. Like, we have to stop for food. This is pretty standard. But the outrage was so much, they got fired, and't challenge it. Yeah, I get that. When Sarah Silverman says, no, I let Louis do this all the time. They're like, fuck you. Yeah. You're going and get some narrative. Yeah. So the narrative with Kanye is, you hate Jews. Yeah. But can we examine it for a second?

Starting point is 00:46:13 Yeah. And don't just leap. go he must mean we're going to kill Jews. Has he shown that he's doing that at all? Yeah. He's even going, he said later he goes, I'm not a great spell I when I'm up on a fucking manic fucking spit at 4 a.m. I met Defcon. Black people always switch to F the T. Dude, I've been in North Carolina. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. So he meant like, and he said what I said what I always say what you're representatives are Jews. the the the representatives. the representatives. their. their. Black. their. Black. Black. their. Black. Black. Black. Black. Black. Black. Black. Black. Black. Black. Black. Black. Black. Black. Black. Black. Black. Black. Black, they. Black, they. Black, they. Black, they. Black, they. Black, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm. I'm, I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I mean, I'm. I'm. I'm. I mean, I'm. I mean, I'm. I'm. I mean, I'm. I'm. I'm. I mean, I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I, I'm. your Jews. They're not all Jews, but it's a Jew-run industry. And he goes, I mean, he means I'm going to fire all my agents. Right, and it's also, and so everyone's like, he's anti-Semitic and now it's like, now we're talking about a thing that's been assumed when it's like, guys, come on, he's just, he's being colloquial. And I don't think he's that. Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, th. thi. thi, now, now, now, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's th. He's th. He's thi, he's thi, he's thi, he's thi, he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's, he's he's, he's, he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's thi, he's thi, he's th on. He's just, he's being colloquial. He's a fucking artist, being colloquial. And I don't think he's that. And people like, well, this is what they did in the Holocaust.

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Starting point is 00:47:33 He does look cool. And he'll make a comeback. But even if we go, run Hollywood what does that fucking mean? Yeah what does it mean run Hollywood? What does that mean? They treat that like like it's this illuminati thing like doctors have the cure for AIDS they don't give it out like what do you mean doctors this is group that meets up? That's what I'm saying? That's what I'm saying? I'm just gonna fucking? their doctor the cure that the their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they're they're their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they. they. tru. I's just just just just just just just just just just just just they. they. I they. I's just just just just just they. they. the pill and And I'm fucking about you would have done that you think about AIDS is real it's so funny That's yeah true you believe in age Yeah come on. Jews run Hollywood Jews in the media like what do you mean run as a

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Starting point is 00:48:38 That's a, it's a the juptuators. Yeah, it's contributors. It's exactly right. It's exactly right. A couple owners. Yeah. So when people are losing their minds that, oh, Hollywood's Jew, like you're also not doing yourself any favors by denying that there are a lot of Jews in Hollywood. Yeah. For me, the pushback is, what does that mean? What does it mean? What does that mean? Doesn't mean like they're conspiring. Right. You know why there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's a there's a there's a there's a there's a there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thoes. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. their. their. their. their. their. their. theirback is, what does that mean? What does it mean? What does it mean? Doesn't mean like they're conspiring. Right. You know why there's a lot of Jewish agents and managers? I think I knew this a long time ago. This isn't just sounds like I'm setting up a joke.

Starting point is 00:49:13 To be an agent, you had to, especially in our day, you had to work a massive amount of overtime, but you're not getting paid. So you're making $450 and then eventually $500 a week. Right. And now, that's not a livable wage. So you really have to get someone else funding you, which is usually a parent, saying if that's your dream, I'm going to fund you until you become a full agent or manager. Now, what groups parents have enough money to just fucking do that. Not inner city kids, their parents don't have that disposable cash of like, I don't follow a dream, you know? But Jews do. So they're able to do that. We're able to get education because our parents can pay for it. It's easier to pay for. It's not a conspiracy. It's just like the result. So Jews don't have power. They're just all rich is what you're saying. Yeah, dude. Well it's. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. the. th. th. the. th. their. th. th. they's. th. they're just. they're just. they're just. they're just. they're just. they. they. they. they. they. they. they're just. they're just. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. Just. Just. Just. Just. Just. Just. Just. they. they. Just. they. Just. Just. they. Just. they. they. Just. they's. Just. they're. they're. Just. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. t t t t t t t t t t t t the the th Where are the pockets? It was originally called the Stock Market.

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Starting point is 00:50:28 Who didn't drop a name? Why does he keep saying Jews when he just doesn't give out so-and-so's name? So-and-so from Adidas or Gap did this to me? Is he too scared? Because, I mean, you already getting canceled. Well, I think what happens where I've thakhaphaphaphaphaphaphaphape I have I have tha to say who, but some comedians. Some people we know, when you say something, you get pushback. One of two things can happen. You can do what Shane did, great.

Starting point is 00:50:50 It was like, I'm just going to go back to making jokes. I'm not going to concern myself with you at all. I'm not even going to comment on any of this. I'm just going to them. I think he's like, everyone's coming against him so much that he's like, we see that there's stand-ups too for sure, they keep doing the same bits and special after special, special, and it's like, just move on if you want to move on, you're trying to convert peopleto people at this point and just going like, you can't tell me I can't say this. I'm not wrong, I wasn't wrong. And then just, yeah, right.

Starting point is 00:51:28 He could just say like this guy. Yeah, because that's what he should be doing. That's what everyone tells him. Stop saying Jews. Yeah, but the road too much. We couldn't get any bookings, and then we got as many book as we want, and so it's like, hey, you can't do 50 weeks a year. So now you gotta, don't live starvation mentality, say, I'm only doing whatever your number is, 24, 30, whatever.

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Starting point is 00:52:48 A total percentage of Jews or religious Jews? If you had to go, hey man, how many of the Jews do you think I've read that book? That includes like the Dove-Davido-Dov Jews? Yeah, whatever. Oh, super small. I mean like it's like Christians with the Bible. How many of them actually sat down and read the Bible? Yeah, 1% or less from the Talmud. 100% or less? Yeah, yeah, they're just racially Jewish.

Starting point is 00:53:10 That's like the super Jew is reading that like book. You know what I'm saying? I live, the Gamar, the Talmud, it wasn't oral. It wasn't oral traditionally write the shit down. I haven't, even when I was in a seminary for two years studying this every day I didn't make it through once. Some of these rabbis read it so much that we know we had a rabbi dude, rabbi no I forgot his name. Anyway he's teaching class whole time reading out of the tall mode it's an Aramaic and one of the students wanted to go to the bathroom and got back and he was like,

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Starting point is 00:55:12 Well, XG's out. It's not that hard. Sexual morality, bloodshed, a robbery, concerning a limb from a lip. Yeah, I don't, I don't know what a judication is. That was established courts of justice? You have to establish courts. Oh, you have to. Yeah, okay. So as long as you're doing that, you're going to heaven. Yeah, that means you're going to heaven. 613 things to do. And you motherfuckers have seven. It is unfair. It is wildly unfair. We're up there and be like, how did you get up here?

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Starting point is 01:01:06 point that you can't even go and get weird at the comedy store because they've created such a fucking a hostile environment. Dude, I went right at him yesterday. It was fun. I hadn't performed in LA for a while. I went right at him. I could feel him like clench up on the R-word. You know, retard. Yeah, and I was talking about a retarded,. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a thin thin thin thin thin thin thin, I was liked. I was liked. I was liked. I was liked, I'm liked. I went, I went, I was th. I was to go to go to go to go. I could to go. I could to go. I can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can c. I'm like th. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm a thin, I'm a thin, I'm a th. thin, I'm a thin. th. thin. th. thin. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th.? Yeah. And I was talking about a retarded kid playing football. And so at first I go downstand her for a while, they are already tensing up, and that's what we have too. You do stand up?

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Starting point is 01:03:54 And I'm like, bro, the benefit is, I can what I think is funny. You have to do you. Because if you do that, then you're doing fucking Starbucks jokes. Now let me ask you something, Ari. Do you ever feel tension from other comedians when you do push it? Like, hey dude, why are you pushing it that much? You're making it harder on the rest of us? Yeah, yeah, no, when that, when that Kobe stuff came out, we had a comedian who later got canceled, tell you later, and he was like, all the today, come on, man, you're making hard for all of us. It's like, no, I'm not, I'm pushing, you need me, comedy. Yeah. You need me pushing the fucking envelope. Yeah. So you can't do your fucking, the fucking envelope. Yeah, so you're like, the thian. thian. thian. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. th. thin. th. thin. thin. thin. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. Yeah, you. Yeah, th. Yeah, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're th. Yeah, you're th. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah, you. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,, what? I just thought everybody's equal.

Starting point is 01:04:45 It's like, that's not good. Nah, you're considered them. No, I totally agree with you, broo. And so it's like, you need the fucking front line people, the grunts pushing that line up. Yeah, I think they get uncomfortable, but let them. Do your own thing. If you just want to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make to make, to make, to make, to make, to make, to make, to make, the to make, the to make, the to make, to make, to make, the the to the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, no, no, no, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, tho, tho, thro, throooooooooo, tha, thooooooooooooooo, tha, the, the, the, the, the, the same shit, dude, when we were dirty. Tripley, Dirty Comics got the same shit. You can't perform here, you're dirty. Why can't, why do you have to do that shit?

Starting point is 01:05:09 Just be, just be clean. It's the same, they just transferred it to woke, not woke. Just do what we think is ordained and okay. Your stuff about sexthe handicapped stripper, a strip club, was one of my fucking line of the sand jokes, because at the time, I just come from Orthodox Judaism, not probably five years before, you know. I had never been to a strip club.

Starting point is 01:05:36 I had no real interest in it, but I'm like, I did want toing about a strip club. You're talking about your real world. So I want to hear that from you. Yes. I don't want to hear someone else faking it. Yes. You know? But what's that?

Starting point is 01:05:51 The distinction there is the approach, right? It's true. It's art versus, you know, you're trying, It's a business. your subject matter? No, if you're talking about, let's say painting, you go like, wow, your brush choke is amazing, your fucking thesis, but you're, who cares what your thesis statement is? Yeah, and listen, you don't like this joke, the next joke is okay.

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Starting point is 01:07:31 But he got, but Chey was like, it didn't offend me. And I'm like, really? How come? I've never heard the N-word being used in the way that it's supposed-Word. Yeah. You're referencing a song. Yes. That's not throwing somebody in their place. You know? Yeah, it's the intent, right? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:07:50 And so it's like, you're talking about a word instead of cult. Fuck you, versus, hey, how do you spell fuck? Yeah, that'sotally agree with that. So it's like, ugh, dude. And just these comedians, listen, I love comics. But Shane says the best, they just, they've laid out a red carpet for us. 100%? I'm like, dude, I'm relevant right? I turned 50 today, right? What? 50 years old? When this comes out? Yeah. 50 years old and yeah it's it's ending it looks good right

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Starting point is 01:12:17 It's right. But like, if one day you park in my parking spot, I could still be like, hey, that's, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, th. that's, th. th. th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. I, th. I, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's not cool. It doesn't mean I'm anti-Sam. Yeah. So like Israel, of course, they come from a fucking, it came out of the Holocaust. But like, yeah, you can do a thing wrong. I can criticize America. That's what being an American is. You can say like, hey, we, one time we're not at war with Afghanistan, and then we were. You can be against it. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. to. to. to. to. the. to. the. the. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Do you do you think that like no use of anti-semitism on everything will eventually lead to that lack that that term having lack of

Starting point is 01:12:51 power? Yeah I do I think I think when you do this it's just gonna make it worse I've seen in other races the the the anti-Asian stuff you know where it turns out it was 90% of it was just black homeless people beating up people in their neighborhood yeah you know. th. since everybody starts going, oh, anti-Asian, don't tell us, then you start like alienating these people who are like, I'm not, I know what I know has been anti-Asian. Fuck you guys are telling me. Yeah, these Asians, man, they're always getting your fucking head. You're making these people like out there. Yeah, I think I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I thi. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I, I, I th. Yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, and it was a story, pre-pandemic, maybe five years ago, four years ago, and this lady said, she wrote a blog and she saw anti-settism worries her, and she has a star of David necklace and she's afraid for her life when she goes out,

Starting point is 01:13:36 she has to tuck it into her shirt, she's afraid for her life when she goes out. And I was like, well, one, so I know all the laws, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I th, so I th, so I th, so I th, so I th, so I th, so I th, so I th, so I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. thi, thi, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, thi, thi, thi, so I know all the laws, right, pretty much. There's no law saying it to wear a Jewish David star as a necklace. That's an accoutrement. That's not, whatever. So if you're afraid for your life, let's say it's Nazi Germany, you're just going to tuck it. You're just going to tuck it in, you're just going to tuck it in. You're not going to leave it at it at it at it, that's moronic. You're lying. You're lying for effect. You're lying for attention. Yeah, and then everyone reads the comments. That's terrible.

Starting point is 01:14:09 The anticism is so bad right now. And then they go to some white guy, like you're a fucking anti-semitism. And he's like, who's like, whotalked to over and over again about doing shows like protesting anti-semitism like guys not only am I saying no I think you shouldn't do this. I think you're making this shit happen. It's a small small. They were outside of the Roger Waters concert at the forum a whole bunch of people handing out flyers about how he's an anti-semi you know and tell us I the great story. Yeah, Roger Waters. Yeah, please. We're there. A. the the they. they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. th. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. I. th. th. th. I. th. th. I. th. th. I. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th.'s an after party and Rogan I got Rogan access So we're there. We're talking to Roger Waters. Yeah at a hotel at the fucking wall. I saw that picture It's crazy

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Starting point is 01:16:05 And people are like, well, her dad shouldn't. And she didn't do anything. Yeah. And so you're getting like that. And he goes, I don't play Israel because of BDS. And it reminded me of Michelle Wolf. She took some heat. I don't know, Saudi Arabia or UAE or one of those. People are like, oh, that's, you know, their human rights and justices or whatever. And she goes, yeah, shouldn't I go show them?

Starting point is 01:16:27 She went right back and whoever this comment was. Shouldn't I go show these people what, what an actual free woman can be? Shouldn't I show them a vision? A woman who has a job and no fucking head. Yeah. And it's like, yeah. So I was saying that. And I was like, but don't do this show in particular, don't you think you can turn their opinion? And he goes, Nick Cave that's fucking bullshit. I love Nick Cave. Yeah, that's fucking bullshit.

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Starting point is 01:17:30 Yeah, he's a serious guy. Yeah, you gotta be, Tony's like, that was number four on the list by the way. Roger Waters was right after white women. It was gonna go, yeah, dude, I have a sense of humor by the Holocaust. When I get out of hearing a Holocaust survivor talk, it's not the right time for get me to laugh. I'm just not a good audience member. But I'm not going to be like, you need to the, I'm going to be like, I'm not enjoying this. So let me ask you. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same. The same same. The same. The same the same the same the same the same the same. The same the same. the same. the same. the same. I the same. I the same. I the same. I the same. I the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. I I the same. I the same. I the the the the the the the the the to. I tod tod today. I today. I the today. I the the the the the the the the the the the the. Do what is the in Israel? Yeah. I'm not, and I'm

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Starting point is 01:20:34 it's a mixture of a few tourists. But people in Sahel, people in the army, I mean, Haredi, like Hasidic Jews, Arabs, and they're dancing with each other, the man to man to Biggie Smalls, right next to a fucking Palestinian who's enjoying a fucking nice, they're all, they all, both sides just want to get along. I'm telling you, bro, and it's just these people at the top to cause all the care. I think Israel's a lot like America, in that there's just this giant this giant this giant thia thia thia thia the giant the giant their their their their their their their their that there's just this giant propaganda brainwashing and just buy the Jews right I mean like that's basically where we're out here you know I don't know Ari I love you very much you know you drive me crazy me once a while but I do love you

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Starting point is 01:23:29 What do you mean I'm supposed to step away? There was six people. We didn't have to all go to the comedy store, nobody used to fuck with us. And it'll be another. The misfit toys as Steve Simone, I got him on the short story tell show. Yeah. That was a hard one too. You got a lot white guys out. Really?

Starting point is 01:23:52 He's a great story. He's a nobody. He's a nobody. They'll be for sure new new city. Hopefully it's Austin. There'll be a new outsider city that comes up. There'll be a new fucking scene. Do you think it can be to be Austin really? Do you got people running at the top? Dallas is pretty good, dude. Houston's pretty good. Florida is all good. It's going to be really hard in these giant woke cities because I mean there's going to be a brain drain. But also there's still a market. There's still still still still still still still still still still still. There's. There's still. There's still. There's still. There's still. There's still. There's still. There's still. There's still. T. T. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their. their. their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. their yeah, we get it. There's all this new, like, millennials were shitty. Gen Z is now going, fuck these millennials. Yeah, I'm with you. And they're like, give it to us.

Starting point is 01:24:28 We get irony. And we're not getting any of it. So you can please give it to some of us. So yeah, it's possible everywhere. there. support each other at all costs and fucking talk the game up. At all cost. If you don't know, air on the side of not a dead altar. Don't sell out your friends. Point blank, just go, that's my friend, I got nothing to say about that. You'll never be in the wrong. When they're coming for them because it shows you have grit and integrity. And guess what people don't

Starting point is 01:24:58 fucking snitch. And guess what people don't? Snitches. How many of these people and these Me Too Cunts that went out there and said all this fucking shit and then they got shit in their old Twitter feed? And nothing! Where are they now? Nowhere! Learn the difference between fame and infamy, okay? Ooh, deep. Oh, dea.

Starting point is 01:25:15 Oh, the to. Oh, yeah. Oh, New Jersey. Yeah, go do it. It's a great club. We'll give you the door I'll do it the summer. All right. I'm on the road so much, but it was summer Perfect. We'll do it set it up. We'll get going you'll love it. Yeah. I've turned I made it all black. It's a bad ass. It's a black. It's not it's yeah. It's like it's like Kim Kardashians. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's pussy. Just nothing but black. Oh my god. Well, Ari, where are you going to be? I'm going to be in Dallas, Texas. And we're talking about hyenas. The first weekend of December, and I'm going to a fucking cowboy game. With Reggie Kong, we're taking it open.

Starting point is 01:25:55 That's a cowboy fan. That'll be fun. Salt Lake. Pittsburgh's a comedy town. Uh-huh, I'm excited about all of it, but my special Ari Schafir Jew will be out on Wednesday. Go fucking subscribe right now, you'll be notified. I can't wait, just fucking, I just want you guys who enjoy it. You can't waive you guys who enjoy it. You can't donate to me if you want. But I assume none of your friends have any money.

Starting point is 01:26:15 So I'm giving it to you friends I they got all the money all all all all all all all They own a lot of gold. A lot of crypto. Yeah, a lot of crypto, a lot, but especially gold. They're saving for the apocalypse, bitch. Oh yeah, it's right. Gold will always be worth something. Yeah, always be worth something. Guys, thanks, tune in. We love you very much. Go to Sam Tripoli.com. Jump on the guest list on my email list. And I'm going to be coming Kansas. November. I also just added Ventura, then I got Huntington Beach, November, so go to Sam Trubit. See me live. And one more time, sentiment. But I will say, we have to.

Starting point is 01:26:52 We have to, I gotta get you back for another on Skeptic Tank on my podcast. I gotta get you for another conspiracy theory episode of like what are the big one of the big ones. I want to do that every year and then I think I'm down dude and I'm so happy again Ju drops November 2nd and Ari is one of the best best storytellers in the business and he's always been a great writer and he's one of those guys that are super duper like fucking hyper focused on his joke writing so I know it's gonna be of nothing but bangers man so enjoy it. November second ththanks coming on. All right, I love you, buddy. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:27:28 We go deep home, boy. Aaron, open your mic. Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere. That's some interdimensional shit. Come on, Aaron! This is only the beginning. You just blew my mind.

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