Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #635: Normal World With Dave Landau

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Starting point is 00:03:59 Today's episode is fire, please enjoy it's with Dave Landel and he's here to promote his new show okay new normal world enjoy the episode we go deep home boy open your mind drink all right I'm very excited that this guest on I've been friends with him for many years and I've watched him do some amazing stuff and it's very cool they was able to stop through in in studio on his way to I think Tacoma or Spokane so we'll get in all of that. He's got a great new sketch show out, normal world.

Starting point is 00:04:39 I'm very excited to have on, please welcome Dave Landau. How are you? Good man. Very excited to have th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. to th. th. to th. to th. th. th. to to th. to tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho thi, thi, thi, the thi, thi, the the thi, thi, thi, th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I I th. I th. I, th. I, th. I's, thi. I's, thi. I's, thi. I's, thi. I's to to thi. to thi. toooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, please welcome Dave Landau. How are you, Dave? Good man. Very excited to have you on, man. Happy to be here, dude, thank you. I've known you since the 655 Hayworth Days, when our good friend Ken Kikadale was my neighbors. Yes, and you lived down the street from the guy who used to manage the runaways. Who? Oh, man, he had the green, he was an old duty, he had all the kiss albums. Yeah, downstairs, it was very weird, yeah. And he would just have these young, obviously broken women, come and live with him all the

Starting point is 00:05:13 time. Well, there was the hostel, and he would walk over there and yell, who wants to fuck a legend? And nightly people did. Or he just like to fuck runaway winner. He fucked runaways, but he did also manage the band the runaways. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:05:30 So he was, so based on what's happened, I moved from, I'm in Vegas, my friend, Scott Ross, we lived in Vegas, we moved here, we went through all this crazy shit, we lived in like this real shady apartment, and we finally found another place at 655 Hayworth, and we move in there, the people next to us, like it was a condemned apartment, like it looked haunted. Yes, like it was like some weird kind of like hoarder lived there and then they cleaned it out, put new, everything new, Ken moves in. And and then I start to turn Ken into a fucking slave labor, a video guy who made all the videos for the naughty show. Yes, like cash for ass.

Starting point is 00:06:14 Yeah, all that stuff. We would just bring these hot porn stars with comedic talent over. And then it would never work out and then I have to talk him off a ledge. And as long as he kept making videos. And Ken is an amazing video director and editor and I'm so happy you guys have hooked up again and we showed a video that you made with him, which I'll never forget which is the the genie in the bottle. Dude, I really appreciate that.

Starting point is 00:06:44 You did that at your festival. You did in the store. We had a big naughty show at the improv back in the day. And it was, so back the day, when I started it, everybody wanted clean comedy. And I was like, I'm not clean comic. I'm not going to do clean comedy. But I need to create somewhere where the people there know it's going to be filthy and the best way to do it is I put adult film stars in the show.

Starting point is 00:07:07 You tripled down on the film. Yeah, yeah, which seems to be the story of my life. I'm like I'm going this way and I'm going hard this way. So because I had done the, I forget what the name of the, the strip, my buddies ran a porn show, a porn comedy show, and I remember just crushing. And I'm like, this is my crowd. I get this crowd and then they stop doing it. So I'm like, I'm gonna keep it going. And like I pitched the show to Comedy Central. They're like, we love the show. We hate Sam. Literally, they're exact words. Which is crazy because you, and I'm not blowing smoke at all. You have arguably the best. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. I. I. I. I. I. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm this. I'm, this. I'm, this is. I'm, this is. I this is this is this is this is this is this. I this. I this. I, this. I this. I, th. I, th. I, the. I, the. I, the. I, the. I, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I'm the th. I'm the the th. I'm the the th. I'm the th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the th. I the th. I'm not blowing smoke at all, you have arguably the best premium blend ever. Thank you.

Starting point is 00:07:46 Like and you went from that and then they got mad at you, I don't know what happened behind the scenes but it didn't make any sense to me. I start to think of what happened. So just so you know that was the first time I was on Comedy Central and that was the last time I was on Comedy Central. They never gave me another set. Steve Byrne had me do like a blip where we entertained the troop somewhere and it was like two seconds to me holding a mic. Never had me back. Got standing O, never was asked back. Okay. Just fucking weird. I think it was because I had, I got a

Starting point is 00:08:16 development deal with them with this porn star and she just kept canceling on me because she's doing blow all the time. Yeah she's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the th. the the th. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. their, their, their, they, they, they, they, they. they. they. they. their, their, their, their, their,'s doing blow all the time. Yeah, she's a porn star. Right. Who knew she'd be unreliable? Not that you all are. I mean, I'm not. So, you were great people. I made a fatal mistake in thinking that they would really like that I would take the reins and clean it up. I didn't run it by them. And I fired her. her and I brought in somebody else and they did not like that. That's what I believe they didn't like that I did something about their approval, which

Starting point is 00:08:47 in a weird way looking back, I understand but if they would have had a conversation, hey man, we really want her, bring her back, okay, she would have came back and done it, but never got used again after that. Because everything's back room. Do you never hear about anything until after the fact. 100% and that's one of the worst things about this industry. But I think the industry is dying. Well yeah and they're also like look Sam we love cocaine. Yeah. We don't have an issue with her at all. Like weren't the Golden Globes yesterday anybody watched that? Just Eddie Murphy tag like 30 seconds. It's super interesting because I've known Gerard Carmich Michael forever, forever. And if you talk to anybody that was in LA in like 10, 15 years ago, or like say about 10 years ago, I was going to say

Starting point is 00:09:34 when I was here about 10 years ago was when I know he was at the store when you were there. And he was crushing, bro. And everybody knew that he had the bright, I used to call him even money all the time. There was a couple people I knew they were th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. they. they. they. I was, they. I was, they. I was, they. they. I was, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I. I. I was, th. I was, th. I. I was, th. I was, th. I th. I th. I was, th. I t. I'm te. I'm te. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm te. I'm. I'm. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. th. te had the bright, I used to call him even money all the time. There was a couple people I knew they were gonna blow up. And oh, by the way, they all blew up. And that was Tiffany Hattish and Gerard Carmichael was one of them. And you're like, oh, this guy's even money. It's gonna blow up. He's gonna take our job. And he's just an interesting guy in how he operates.

Starting point is 00:10:05 Like every special he does is like there's just something a little different about it that makes people weirded out. That's what I liked about is HBO special actually. When I was actually shooting mine, his was one I looked at and I liked how unique it was because it was him on the phone and then just doing the stage and it wasn't done like everybody else's it was a box kind of theater it was it was weird and it started with him mid-joke and I thought I like that it's better than coming out to like the giant intros I thought it was interesting he's very good at that he doesn't do it in a normal presentation and some people get weirded out by that. Of course. You know, like his first tele, his first time doing stand-up on the television was an HBO special. Like, that blows my mind.

Starting point is 00:10:50 I remember because it was, it was like 10 years ago, wasn't it? Yeah. It was almost like he went from, yeah, doing sets to an HBO special. Like he didn't do any late night spots or anything like that which was like the thing you did way back in the day you go on the Tonight Show or you go on the late late show and that would be like I've been I got my seal of approval I'm corporate okay so yes put me another stuff please you know yeah it's your launching pad and now it's just nothing dude you could get a thousand of those and you couldn't sell a ticket anyway no and you look and you look at the hits you're like that's the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. the th. the the th. the the th. I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And th. And. And. And. And. And. And th. And. And. And. And. And. And. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I..... I... I................... I......... t.. I. t. t. t. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. th. the. the. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. the. ticket anyway. No. And you look and you look at the hits, you're like, that's really bad. I feel bad for a lot.

Starting point is 00:11:26 And some are great, like Colin Tyrell did it who I love. Well, I was just gonna bring him up. And I was shocked though, like, I saw it that day and I texted him and I was like, how? I'm like, it's got to be the accent the accent the accent the accent the accent the accent the accent the accent the accent the accent the accent the accent the accent the accent the accent the accent the accent the the see him on there because whoever the booker was decided to actually book a comic Once in a while they'll they'll get somebody on just to see if they could either fuck with this or just to be Okay, see we're not totally all about just corporate sellouts like and they never aired is but Jason Galerns set is literally the funniest tonight show set because it's so raw and you're like the the the the. And it didn't get aired. It never got aired, but you know why. But it's like for Fallon? No, it was for Leno. Oh, wow. Okay. It was so far back. So you have you have Carmichael on last night and he does his thing where he

Starting point is 00:12:16 sits down on the stage. And that's a very draw Carmichael thing. Yeah. And he is the best joke writer. And I don't know why people on it's maybe also the thing that happened with Brody Stevens on his special and why his special, the reaction to the special kind of fucked him up. I like that one too. No, it's great. But that's a thing where he was another guy who kind of, he was kind of the back of the room guy. And then he would go up and he was a th. He was a th. He was a th. He was a th. He was a th. He was a th. He was a th. He was a th. He was a th. He was a th. He was a th. He was a th. He was a th. He was a th. He was a th. He was, he was a th. He was a th. He was, he was, he was, he was. He. He. He. He. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was the th. He was the the the the th. He was a th. He was a the th. He was the th. He was the th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th. He was th when you'd first, because Sam's the reason I even got into the comedy store, and it's like he was more of the back of the room guy and then he would go up and do really stuff that was avant-garde. And I always loved watching it because that's so unique

Starting point is 00:12:52 and fun for me, like it's not a comic's comic thing, I think, but it's not a sitcom with a laugh track, I don't get it. If it's not this, I don't get it. I refuse to open my mind to anything new. And I think that's kind of, that's sort of dangerous to our profession that nobody wants anything new, but they constantly tell you to put out of content. Yeah, and it's very weird because, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, Right, like if a Game of Thrones comes out of nowhere, and you got like violent fuck scenes going on,

Starting point is 00:13:28 and everyone's like, whoa, it's on, now they're scrambling and everyone's, so then they got to send somebody and be like, we need more positive lesbians fighting dragons right now. How can we get, we need to get more lesbians into this, and you're like, you like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the greatest, the greatest, the greatest, the greatest, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the, the greatest example that is entourage they took this like show that every guy was like this is a grazing ever and then like two seasons later you're like he's just in love with her why can't they find love and you're like nobody fucking wants this can you imagine how that would be now trying to do

Starting point is 00:13:58 entourage I mean it would just be unrecognizable oh it's just a famous guy banging everybody. You're like, wow, and then he wins every show. That's all the show was, was like, I'm down on my luck. They're like, don't wear your Aquaman, you have a billion dollars. But it's like, oh, thank God. But we all loved it, too. And God, women loved it too, because women love that shit as well. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It's, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It, th. It, th, th. It, th, th, th, th. It, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. It, th. It's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi. thi. thi. thi. th every show doesn't have to be about a guy who kills himself in the end You know what I mean? Like they but if that's popular they'll go with it like you said It seems to be with this crap they put out you know

Starting point is 00:14:31 It's like Duncan Trussle's animation. It was so good and it got up to like the number two show globally And they never brought it back! He never even heard back from them! And then you got that one show where like a bunch of kids off themselves sadly, no disrespect anybody. Which one? I mean, because I've seen about three. Yeah, I think you're thinking about 13 reasons. Yeah, and they're like renewed, renewed, renewed. Yeah, they're like, I don't know what's up with the school shootings. Let's tho th their th th th th th th th th th th th tho th tho tho tho thin thin thin thin, I thus thus thus thus thus thus thi thi thi, I thi, I's thi thi thi their their thi thi thi thi their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi thi thi thi thi thi teea. tea. teats. teats. teats. thooooooooooooooo tell high school kids there's no end of this and this is the this is the glass ceiling of their lives. What's the hormones ones?

Starting point is 00:15:11 Have you seen the one with the they're growing up? They got this kid that's in like elementary and it's all about hormones and they're grown up and you see them euphoria? Isphoria is that? It the the the the the the the cartoon is what what what? It their their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their. It's their their their their their. It's their their. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's is their. It's is. It's is their. It's is what is what is what is what is what is what is what is what is what is what is what is what is what is what is what is what is. is. is. is. is. is. is. It is. It is. It is a the is a the. It is a the. It is a th. It's is a th. It's is a th. It's. It's. It's a th. It's a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the weird, kinky sex with like trans, there's trans thrown in. And everyone's like, dude, you see it's the great show ever? I'm like, what are you talking about? A lot of drugs. For the second episode of my show, I added a thing called Drugtopia, and it's just them walking around to the music from that show like I want to stay high you know that song and they're just taking pills and they're like I love drugs and sex and that's it and it

Starting point is 00:15:47 just does a drug topy at the end because that's all it is yeah but here's my whole thing no depth to any of it yeah and like who wants to make that show like we're all sitting around going bro man what give me let's let's let's just, there's no bad ideas here. Let's just spitball, some TV shows, some real passion projects here. Anyone got anything, just spitball. You know they say there's no bad ideas. Yeah, there's no bad idea. Okay.

Starting point is 00:16:16 Except they actually mean it when they're high school kids on drugs, fucking, boom, bang, bang, bang, and they just run with it. Everyone's gonna watch it. Yeah, and then you have like Brett Easton Ellis who wrote it perfectly in 1982 with less than zero and then they decided, because that was just about mindless kids who were just, they didn't care about anything but pure pleasure, hedonists, and then when they brought it to the screen they were like, well, we can't have Julian O.D. So we're gonna save Robert Downey at th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Because, th. Because, th. Because th. Because, th. Because, because th. Because, because th. Because, because th. Because, because th. Because, because th. Because, because th. Because, because th. Because, th. It was th. It was th. It was th. It was th. It was th. It was, th. It was, because, because, because, because, th. Because, because, th. Because, because, because, th. Because, because, th. Because, because, because, because, because, because, th. Because, th. Because, because, because, th. Because, because, th. Because, th. Because, th. Because, because, th. Because, because, th. Because, because, th. Because, because, th. Because, because, th. Because, th. Because, they switched up all the characters and he goes and sees the movie that he essentially wrote and he's like wow this isn't it at all like not even one word of my book made it into this script because they changed it all to be safe and I think that's what they still do now. It's safe in in the fact that you have these I don't want to say trans or any but it's like you have these people that they throw in there because they think that'll let them get away with the most basic shit that's been written for the last 40 years. Kids with drug problems is nothing new. 100% percent. We're, I'm looking at

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Starting point is 00:18:09 Everybody's on drugs, people are hot. There's semi-depressing music playing and it's like, yeah, that's me. That's me. That's me. That's like to just, they're like, oh, it's kind of like colors. It's like that show Skins, too, if you guys ever saw that, that UK shows. What about, what about the movie Kids? Yeah, I remember that when I came out. But that was seemed to be like, that seemed to be more on the fringe. I was a complete poser, but my friend skated. I just owned a board and smoked weed.

Starting point is 00:18:45 But we watched that and then at the end when everybody just gets AIDS. I'm like, that's a bit much. Like, even at like 16 or whatever, it seems like I went a little far with this. Because that's how it ends. It's like, what do we do? Oh, we just, we beatthen ghost is the kid's name gives everybody they'd aids. Now did anything ever because all those were like real kids yeah and I was Rosario Dawson was in there right but she was a real she was a teenage

Starting point is 00:19:15 no there was two girls that were like real actresses that went on to have pretty decent careers all the one girl got in trouble because she gave a real blow job to that one guy in Buffalo. Chloe 7y. Yeah, Brown Bunny. That would be with a brown buddy. On the movie? Like on the movie? Yeah, and she gave a real B.J.

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Starting point is 00:19:52 Vincent Gallo, thank you. Yeah. And where's he's just praying? Because he just is still like, I lost a lot of money to that whole brown bunny thing in Buffalo 66. Now he's just praying. There's no way that guy hasn't done creepy shit. So for sure. So normal, normal world. Tell us about, hey, you brought you, is there a clip that you wanted us to play?

Starting point is 00:20:19 Yeah, I can text it real. Or you can email. I think you, should have sent it to you, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, the, the, to, the, to, the, the, the, the, to, the, the, to, the, the, to, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, the, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, Yeah, or you can email it. I think you did you send it to me? I should have sent it to you. Can I text you, Sam and then you can forward to it? You can drop box it. But yeah, Vincent Gallow has actually been working, believe it or not. Is he really? Yeah, a little bit? It's an accent. Is it like cartoon animation? Yeah, the today. Yeah, the came with AIDS was the one. Yeah, it's a new one. Yeah, the one that came from Africa. I'm like, that's a lot. Like, who pictures that to kids?

Starting point is 00:20:51 Yeah. Well, I don't, I think it's all, I mean, it's really coordinated. I think they're looking for that kind of shit, man, just dark stuff. Yeah, for children. that on a Disney about how you know in every Disney movie there is um taking out the parents yeah the mother yep every time not just Disney either like land before time dude that's the one that got me that movie fuck me up is a like I'm sure you can make a movie without the fucking parent having to die oh yeah of a lot of movies without parents

Starting point is 00:21:20 but they're all dying even finding Nemo what happens the he loses the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the the te te is. te is. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. they. the mom and the fish, and then they go through this whole fucking adventure on finding it. Yeah, it turns out the one fish is an evil, cunt of a talk show host. Right? What do you think that is, Dave? Why do you think that we see this all the time? With someone like Alan? Yeah, what's thia is is is is thia is thia. thia. thiiiiiiiiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the the the the the the the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It is, thi. It's is, thi. It's is, thi. It's. thi. thi. It's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. teeananan. ty. ty. ti. ti. thi. thi. Detroit because she used to work all the clubs there and they were like yeah, she was never nice Like the fact that her whole platform was running on I'm friendly made no sense

Starting point is 00:21:50 My favorite stuff is like her clips where she's like I just don't think comedy needs to be mean off stage. I'll let you the fuck up on stage. It's patty gags off stage. I'm gonna brutalize a producer until he's dead. I'm? I'm gonna the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I'm gonna their. I'm gonna their. I'm gonna. I'm gonna their. I'm gonna. I'm their. I'm their. I'm f. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. It's their. I'm their. I'm f. I'm f. I'm f. I'm f. I'm f. I'm f. I'm f. I'm f. I'm f. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the t. I'm f. I'm f. I'm f. I'm f dancing with children on TV should automatically be suspect. All right everybody it's NFL Playoff Times that's right the NFL playoff picture is locked in and my go to place for wildcard action is Draft King Sports Book and official sports betting partner in NFL to kick off the road to Super Bowl 57 new customers bet just $5 and get 200 and free bets instantly. Come on! Wow! Plus all new and existing customers can get a no-sweat bet each day of the wildcard round this weekend. Just place any NFL bet of your choice and if it loses you'll get a free bet back up to $10.

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Starting point is 00:25:28 What do I do? I don't trust a credit union in that case either. I mean, if they're being runs on banks, they're gonna be runs on credit unions, they're going to take your money? So what do you get that money? Yeah, I don't have any faith in the government to... So we just like, just hope and pray? There's no money anyway. Yeah, it's a fantasy.

Starting point is 00:25:50 Yeah, it's all numbers being moved around that computer. Oh, it's just chaos. I mean a lot of people will be predicting it's gonna, like it's gonna go down, down, down, down, What mean they've been saying that forever I mean it's been fucking the crazy stuff is like people on on the internet still pushing NFTs Oh yeah they're like hey man look at this nfte giveaways giveaways give me a retweet you enter a thing to get an NFT what what am I doing with this NFT?

Starting point is 00:26:25 What am I doing? Well, it's like everybody all at once woke up to how dumb those things are. You know what I mean? When they suddenly weren't worth a lot of money, everybody was like, oh wait, this is actually really stupid. The problem with all of it, dude. Did it just come through. I'm A, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's, it's, it's, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's, it's like, guys. No, it's fine. You're dead to me. So we had a little technical difficulty. We're back.

Starting point is 00:26:47 And so, Dave, can you set us up? This is a little clip. For you who are listening, this is a little clip for Dave's new show. And yeah, we're gonna run it real quick so you can set up. Yeah, like we were just talking about a a the th, th, th, th, th, th, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to set, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, tho, tho, tho, the thi, the, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. to set, to set, to, too, too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. te. te. t. talking about euphoria on HBO. There's a little clip of our drug-phoria thing that'll be in the next episode and then this is just a quick clip of it's like an hour and a half, we're gonna sit here for an hour and a half, it's just me swinging my dick. Hey guys, I go run some some errands. I'll be back in an hour and a half quick trailer of this show that I just put out.

Starting point is 00:27:25 What I basically wanted to do is create kind of a horror comedy show that was a little bit, like what if we went just a little bit more to the left? And this would be the result of what like America would be today. So it's sort of a... And real quick, are you dropping one episode? the whole thing? This is it for right now and now we're shooting. I wanted to see the reaction to this and it's been really amazing and one specifically called ManPax that I threw up on my Instagram and like in a couple days it had like a million hits and I was like okay you like it yeah I was shocked. That's awesome so I wasn't expecting that I was expecting it to slowly because it's a half a half that it's a half pretty well on YouTube not like massive oh okay and how long is it on Instagram

Starting point is 00:28:08 that one's just 30 seconds but then on YouTube it's the full half hour show perfect so here we go here we go well this is gonna be a mix of all the clips from the show okay but this particular clip is two guys to tho to the to the. But this particular clip is two guys who are old old old old old old the porch like he used to do. Okay. So, about only beers, by the way. So they're drinking Trullies. Mine's water, because I'm an Elkie. And I'm wearing a Neil Diamond tour shirt that I found from 1980s.

Starting point is 00:28:33 And yeah, the house is protected by tolerance. And yeah, the house is he's tolerant anymore. Yeah, it's a trailer for a normal world. You straight? Yep. It's bad enough that we're the widest family in town. Now this? Are you sure?

Starting point is 00:28:57 I mean, it's a confusing time. I remember being that age. I identify as a man. But pussy that's a different story nice I see you're on one of those tough manstrations you know it girl friend yes there's a list of rules or words you can't say if you notice right over there you've said half of them I have to ask you to leave you need to leave to leave until you can respect the rules of the safe space. Yeah, one five, start over, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:29:30 You gotta climb. The love of my life was, uh, murdered behind the Chili's. And I think some of you that have been here, you know that. Again. Nice. Nice. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Starting point is 00:29:47 Ha! We will eat bugs now. They are healthy. Roll towards. There's go, today. It's okay to be not okay. Remember that, okay, guys. It's okay to be, not okay.

Starting point is 00:30:06 Damn, you want to get our big jump to? I know, I'm sorry, man, that's our intern. He's new. It looks so good, bro. It's great. And yeah, that's a little euphoria at the end. That looks so good, thanks. That's impressive, man.

Starting point is 00:30:24 It's beautiful too. I mean, th. It That's impressive man. It's beautiful too. I mean it looks wonderful. Thank you. It's obviously. Yeah we are. The cinematographer we love and you know he directed it with and Ken edited it well with him and I'm really I love how it looks. And we wanted to be dystopian and kind of a bizarre alt reality. So when you when you're putting this together, right, are you concerned about the rules of YouTube? No, because I didn't know I was going to put it out at. So it was just, it was sketches that I knew I couldn't necessarily use for shows that I'm writing for, and I just wanted to put them out. So especially the one where I wrote about the man-packs, because the whole thing is just disgusting period jokes, one after the other, but it's on a man.

Starting point is 00:31:09 So it's just works, you know, and they're manpacks Pearl Harbor, so I haven't had people like, why are you making fun of Pearl Harbor? It's like, shut the fuck out. Like, so it's like, I try to make fun of both sides because like, the extreme on each side is so ridiculous to me. I totally agree. That I want to kind of, I don't want to offend them but you're going to be offended anyway so like why bother? Like the idea even now is a comic and you know the I mean just tiptoying around anything to try to please somebody is the dumbest thing you can possibly do because you have no idea what's going to trigger anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyonetrigger anyone. And I am, I'm okay because all these young comics are just following these

Starting point is 00:31:47 dumb rules and completely handicapping themselves. Yes. Instead of being like honest about their experiences in the world and it's allowed people like me, I'm much older than you, but it's allowed comics who've been around for a while to still stay relevant. Yeah. Well, and you look at it and you, it's so bizarre, like to me stuff where you just have to go to go to go the the th to go th the th the the th the th the th the th the tho the tho the tho the tho tho tho tho thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu. thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu, thu, thu, relevant. Yeah. Well, and you look at it and you, it's so bizarre, like to me stuff where you just have to go say it. We were talking about, like I didn't even know if the story ended up being true, but it was a bit that I do where I'm like the kid got a litter box put into a bathroom because he identified as a cat. I think it kill themselves.

Starting point is 00:32:27 And I didn't know how it would react, but people went crazy. And it's my point of like, do you see the extreme? Like, the extreme is you don't actually do that. Yeah. And then the other extreme is you tell me as a cat. And the other not a fucking cat. Like, that's all it comes down to. And that's why I think like tiptoying around anything is dangerous to comedy now, because what are you, what are we pulling punches for? They're gonna hate you anyway, they hate you now.

Starting point is 00:32:54 What, what do you try to do? Like, win the respect of people that want you dead? It's very, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the they. the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th....... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, today, today, today, tip, tip, today, today, today, today, thi, that. Well, it's like, well, Mike Mallis said it best. He goes, they want you dead, but they'll settle for your submission. So why, why give it to him? And it's not even about writing or wrong. It's about head on the stake. We've talked about that. It's revenge, yeah. It's revenge, I mean, you know, imagine. and what's going on right now is that these new nerds are entitled like they're

Starting point is 00:33:25 all these kids are entitled this is the everybody's a winner and I want to do this so I should be able to do this and it's like no comedy is brutal yes I did comedy after five years of high school which is like an amazing I have a twin brother imagine going to your twin brother's high school graduation party. Like you just, you don't feel like a way. That is crazy! Yeah, my mom wiped my name off the night.

Starting point is 00:33:50 There's another one of you? Yeah, yeah, but he's a fraternal. So he's taller and didn't do a bunch of drugs and was an athlete. So you just quit high school? I dropped out and I went to Second City because that's all I was good at. It's all I enjoyed. And then that's so crazy. You know, like, that was it. And for a lot of people now, it just seems like, well, I don't want to work, I want to

Starting point is 00:34:12 be an influencer, I should do comedy. But were you funny? Were you funny to the told you this idea, and I see so many people who just, they don't do it because it's actually for the comedy. I totally agree with that. It's weird. It's very weird, and it's very weird when you see someone who's actually funny, then start to play the game and like neuter themselves and present something that you know isn't them. And then they're the ones who get you you can always tell the

Starting point is 00:34:45 business decisions made by comics who are like legitimate angry not just like Brian Holtsman go on stage screaming everybody but you know off stage you could have a great conversation with a man who make you laugh yeah like really treats people like you know like the comics who treat people like shit like I go on the road all the time and I'm like, hey, who's the worst comics to deal with? I go, I won't, and I'm not gonna say what they say right here. Yeah. But it's always the same people.

Starting point is 00:35:13 Oh yeah, you hear about it. And they come in and they just time. It makes no sense and it's also because the version of your dream that you got isn't what you wanted because you're putting something out there that's not authentic to you. So many people got mad you you know when I did Anthony's show at first and I was like oh okay are you mad that I'm doing Anthony's show or mad that I'm on a show getting paid. And then after that you're mad that I'm mad that I'm on a that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm have the exact same beliefs as him, and that's okay, and that's why it's a show where we have conversations. But then it's like all of a sudden your pigeon-hulled into all these things by people, and

Starting point is 00:35:51 it's like, I'm tired of explaining myself. I do theyme. They obviously don't watch the show. that's exactly it is like people who don't have any idea how it actually is they just want to assume it's this if you don't do this comedy exactly like you're either Hannah Gatsby or whoever that group wants to be or you're a Nazi and that's how they want to divide comedy and to the point that like Dave Chappell is a white supremacist everybody everybody who just makes jokes and doesn't to thr-I I I I everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody. the that doesn't make sense to me. And it's so crazy how the extremists, they all just go around then eventually they toucd

Starting point is 00:36:29 touch dicks right? And that's the same thing like you remember I mean you're old enough to hopefully remember this but it's like when George Bush was like man you're either with us or against us and everyone was like dude that's ridiculous. And now without saying it that's. their their their their. their. their. their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're th. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. theeeeeeee. they're they're they's ridiculous and dangerous. And now, without saying it, that's what the woke people are. Yes. You're either cool with drags, Queen Strippers and three-year-olds hanging out together, or you're a fucking bigot. Dude, it's so crazy that Tim Robbins has woken up to it. Think about that Tim Robbins.

Starting point is 00:37:00 That's the craziest thing I've ever seen. I turned on the Russell Brand show and I was like, okay well this should be an interesting conversation and I'm like oh my god he's agreeing with the points that I can believe it. It's one of the most unbelievable things I've seen. It's very crazy and there was still pushback on him from the right calling him all these names and I'm like, do we have to sit there and go, hey man, thank you for way, thank you for growing. Thank you for realizing the way you thought before wasn't necessarily correct. And being open-minded that maybe you got duped and maybe this way of thinking right now is super dangerous. Why wouldn't you support somebody like that? That's what I hate about the extreme on both sides.

Starting point is 00:37:47 It's because they're unforgiving of anybody's past and they think that that defines them. And it's like if you want somebody to come over to have a real conversation, you should want that. A lot of people want their division because it's how they profit. And that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, a thi, a thi, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, thi, their, their, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi.... throooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, thi... thi. So it's like, I gotta fuel the fire on this side and I can't accept him for this. And I like shows where two people, like you can look at Bill Maher and Kid Rock talk and have a civil disagreement with each other.

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Starting point is 00:38:50 66, so like, that's like, yeah, that's like, I mean, like that, I mean, you think about when he was 20, that's like 40 years ago. That's like, that's even, that's, that's, that's, that's, the, the, that's, the, that's, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. the. the, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the.'s right around. No, yeah, that's before the clins. Like that was a different Democratic party. That was Reaganomics. Yeah. A lot of people disagreed with. Right. So that was a different time. So it gets very hard. And I have a lot of good friends I love very much who are like, you know, we align on so much. And then when you're like, you know, this progressive shit out of control. What are you Trump? No man, I'm just I'm on team like common sense. Well it's not progression. I don't understand either way I would say 10 years ago with my exact same viewpoints you'd be like he's very liberal and now I mean they're like oh yeah it's just on this right-wing

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Starting point is 00:46:28 Well, what about blaming the parents? I mean, shouldn't we go back to the government not to tell you if you could take your kids? What if the government said, you can't take your kids there? Wouldn't you guys be upset at that point? Well, I do think that is also, I'm against the government stepping in. But I'm also like, should drag shows be labeled an adult activity? Because up until the last couple years, they were very much drag adult activities. Yeah, like I think it is up to the business owner, but if there is a limit in a law and there's our rated movies and NC 17 movies and those are put there for those exact, like there's these laws to create, that that that that that are that are created that are created that are created the the that are created their their their their their thathea to protect to protect to protect to protect to protect to protect to protect to protect to protect to protect to protect to protect to protect to protect to protect to protect to protect, to protect to protect, to protect, to protect, to protect, to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a. I, to be, to be, to be, the, the, tha.a. the, the, the, their. their, their. their. to. ttttha. to. to, to, to. to, to, to. to, to. to. there's these laws to create that are created to protect children we all agree

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Starting point is 00:51:56 Yeah, there's his camp. So the shit that's it would always end at the improv and they would want you to go up. And so the first kind of go up and everyone would try to keep it clean. And then the second comic would be like, they're only laughing at dirty jokes. And then it just became chaos. And you would feel awful when you got off the stage. You're like, I just swore in front of these children horrifically. But it's either that or die a hore's death. I would just do it where, like whenever

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Starting point is 00:53:11 like yeah they want to clean and I'm like, because I know what I'm capable of and what I did. A lot of chaos just happened before I wasn't able to pair and I'm not making excuses. It was all on me. But I'm like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind, I'm like kind kind kind, I'm kind, I'm kind kind, I'm kind kind kind kind kind kind, I'm, I'm kind kind kind, I'm kind, I'm kind, I'm kind, I'm kind, I'm kind, I'm kind, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I, I'm like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm like, I'm like kind kind kind kind, I'm like kind kind kind kind kind. I'm like kind. I'm like kind. I'm like kind of, I'm like kind of, kind of, like kind of, th. I'm like, kind of, like, th. I'm like, kind of, th. I'm like, th. I'm like, th. I'm like, th. I'm like, th. I'm like, to prepare and I'm not making excuses. It was all on me, but I'm like kind of now. I'm like, I think I can find you a person that is better for you than what I do because I have a very dark sense of humor and I can't, but it's not, I don't feel comfortable not doing me and I know there's comics who can do it. So maybe I get hit up all the time about doing shows in LA and I really don't like doing them yeah so I go are you okay with me making fun of doing jokes

Starting point is 00:53:54 are gonna piss off you know ethnic minorities women and alternative lifestyles and white people defending these people for no reason yeah right right that would be women and men who act like women fair point so so if you're like they're like they're like like like like so. so so so they they they they they they they they they they they like like like like they they they like they like they they they they like they they're like they're like they're like they they're like they they they they they they they they they they they they're like they're like they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're like they're like they're like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like. to to their. their. their. they, right. That would be women and men who act like women. Fair point. So, so if they're like, yeah, I'm showing up, I'm going to be vulgar. But I don't even want to say that anymore. I just kind of don't want to do the gig. I just feel like L.A's really lost right now. Yeah, you know, doing like recovery shows, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, is something that I do and like I really have never charged because I feel like it's just part of you know that service

Starting point is 00:54:26 giving back and I remember one place I showed up to was done in a church and I was like I but I'm not clean this is a story about why I'm here and what happened like it's it's not dirty but it's it's the story so it's it's adult it's not it's just honest that's all I can tell you but I'm th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I'm th I'm th th the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thro thro theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat theeeeeeeeeeeeee, there's no way to. And especially if you're trying to impact a room where like some of the people are about to go out while other people just came in and they're still having hair and withdrawal and can barely sit in the back of the room. So the first time I did it, it wasn't greatthis giant tarp. And I was like dying laughing right when I walked in. I was like, is that the concern guys? You that Jesus could hear me? But you're right, people that are trying to get off those drugs

Starting point is 00:55:10 need a real story. They do. They don't need any bullshit or tap dancing around it. It's like you have to be direct with them and be honest with why you got to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the why you got to the why you got to to to the why you got to the why you got to to the why you got to to to to the why you got to to the why you got why you got to to to they. Because most of them are going to relapse, and now with fentanyl, a good chunk are going to die. So it's like you have to be, and one of my friend Joe, Joe was actually in the first one. And he's been sober since, but his brother died from heroin, like a couple years ago. And it's like, the reality is, it's like if you don't say like this, thrown.

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Starting point is 00:56:24 But I mean, I used to devastated. But I mean I used to drive crying because I didn't want to get drugs. Yeah. And you know there we've talked about some other other shows but there's a lot of guys getting publicly annihilated right now for addiction and it shows its forms in different ways. Whether it's drugs, alcohol and sex. And sex is a weird one. You know you ever to like a sluuu the's drugs, alcohol, and sex. And sex is a weird one. You ever been to like a slaw meeting, like a sex and lover addicts, a meeting? The guy has two weeks, he's the like the oldest, longest recovery in the room.

Starting point is 00:56:58 Because wherever you go, you bring your addiction. I can go, I can not go where there's drugs and I can not go where there is alcohol right and I could not go where I get triggered. Wherever you are your sex addiction is with you. I never thought about it like that. There's a whole everywhere. Everywhere there's a whole or whatever triggers you to get it going and the rush and the power dynamics of that. Here you're porn you can porn that is so bad for that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's th the th the th th the the th th the th th the th th the th th th th is th is the th is th is th is th is that is th is there is a there is a there is a there is a there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's the the the the the the the th is the the the the the th is the the the the th is the th is the the th is the thi thi thi thrown. thrown. thrown. thrown. thrown. thoooooooooooooo. thooooooooooooo the is the the it going and the rush and the power dynamics of that. Right here, you're porn. You can porn. That is so bad for you.

Starting point is 00:57:27 Wow. That's it. The problem with porn too is now it's one thing when you were young and like, you know, you saw it on tape, whatever. That changes your brain chemistry and so many people are addicted to porn. their people are crazy to me because it's like, look at every porn video is viral. And what, it was just, it was just this guy? You're so right.

Starting point is 00:57:48 You know, 100%? No, 100%! I haven't watched the video because it doesn't have enough fucking likes. I'm like, that's not enough and I'm talking like 100,000. Yeah, imagine. No one's watching this. likes in a comment section and there was creeps whenever you say it's like does anybody know who she is? Oh it's so creepy dude it's so creepy. Yeah yeah let's tell you who she is. It's so creepy. Well it's like then you get into my daughter Kelly. So you you you bring up a really good point is It's like, why is porn free?

Starting point is 00:58:25 Why did these tube sites become free? Why did they take these copyrighted content to these, regards of what you think of these people? This is their intellectual property. Intellectual is a weird word to use with pornography, but it really is their intellectual property, right? There is no intellectual talent in that. So, so, so why are we putting it out for free? Why is it so accessible? And you have to really

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Starting point is 01:01:14 and I still had to wait. my mom's gotta go to sleep and you gotta lock the door make sure no... Now it's literally it's on your phone in the tub. In the shower. Tiny slot machines, I mean just ding, ding, ding, ding. That's exactly what it is and it just it feeds that same desire. That's why people aren't interested in love or sex like they once were in younger generations. It's because they've already kind of a pain in the ass, like, why would I deal with you? I have like a bunch of naked hot women on my phone because they don't realize that being in a relation someone with someone is that pain and is that love and is that getting, like

Starting point is 01:01:53 everything can't be, there's no realism. And just wait for VR, dude, when you can pop know, immersive porn that's in, you know, 3D like you're there. Forget about it's infinite jest, dude. I mean it's just the, it's so seductive that it will ruin your life. There will be so many lives ruined. Well, you know, I always said this about, you know, when I was going to therapy to deal with my, you know, my drug addiction, you know, my drug addiction, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. You know, you thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you th. th. thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you thi, you th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thr-a, thr-a. thr-a. thr-a. thr-a. thr-a. thr-a. thr-i. thr-i. thr-i. thr-i. thr-i, it addiction, you know, we would have a real conversation. And, you know, my therapist said something really, really profoundly goes, the world of speed is so good that real life can't compete with it. You know, and that's why when you see these people on the street, like,

Starting point is 01:02:41 they don't care about being on the street because they're high and their stimulus are just so everything is just like the most exciting thing you've ever seen in your life. Well their reward centers are being just maxed out so they're fulfilled man. As far as their concern they're fulfilled. It is and don't do speed. I like I very rarely want to talk about that stuff because I don't want to glorify it because it is so they they they the they they the they they is the they is their. they is their. they is so their. they is so they is so they is so they is so they is so their.. they is so they is so th. so. so. they so. they are so th. they are th. they are so they're they're they're just so they're just so they're just so they're just so they're just so they're just so they're just so they're just they're just they're just they're they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are their. their. their. their. their. their their th. th. th. so. so. so. so. so. so. so. so. so. their. their. their. their. their. their their. their. their speed. I like, I very rarely want to talk about that stuff because I don't want to glorify it because it is so powerful and dangerous and I've seen people just annihilate their life, go from the greatest thing ever, just lost in this kind of instant gratification world that speed brings.

Starting point is 01:03:23 Like sex addiction and drug addiction are like peanut butter and jelly and they just come together and you don't care about anything else. Nothing else matters and like and we mock these people but it's like it's really hard like I had a speed problem I admit it man I'm two years one month and on two days off of drugs. Man, I get told when I was starting to go good, I would have people go good luck getting off that man. Good luck man. That thing's in your bones. I mean I had therapist tell me that and I just had to like find a way no matter what 24 hours. Give me 24 hours and you just get through it. And there's things that I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thi thi thi thi thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I get thi. I get th. I get th. I get th. I get th. I get th. I get th. I get th. I get th. I get th. I get th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm thin thin the. I'm theeeeeeeeeeeateateateateateateateateateateeateateeat. I'm theeateeeateateat. I'm th. I'm th there's things I look back that I did.

Starting point is 01:04:06 I'm like, I could never do that today. And I'm so thankful that that's so far away. I am one month almost off of porn. And Johnny and I talk about the other on the legs. It's very hard. It's so hard. Is it getting easier? I'm like, the first couple days, it's like, the fuck am I. I'll tell you the truth, yeah, if you go 11 days, you'll feel the difference. And the thing that's going to bring you back is just because everything's a habit.

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Starting point is 01:05:13 it's like, oh, I'm addicted to this for a while. And now that I've like did I just eat like 14 kid cats and it's because my brain has always been wired to like cope with any pain by hurting myself and it's like you said very interesting about the speed see I was that way with booze even though I did I never was on meth but I did a lot of cocaine and a lot of all that stuff and with booze and everything the benefit to it was or what I thought was I should say is it makes you feel th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the benefit to it to me was, or I thought was, I should say, is it makes you feel like everything's going to be okay. Which people work their whole life for the security, this idea that I have money in the bank, I have two cars, I feel secure, I feel happy. This gives it to you falsely, that exact same feeling that you've accomplished something, even though it's not real, but that's what

Starting point is 01:06:05 people are going for. They want to feel like they matter and that they're accomplished and this gives you that. And the more you do it, the heart of the come down is because the less successful you are, the more broken you are, the less you have. It's like, that's why it becomes so brutal to get off of, and also becomes so a lot so a so just die. And that's alcohol withdrawal too. I know people that have died just from that. Well yeah, and also like if you're in the middle of nowhere, I mean we can get, we've talked about this like the way they pulled out manufacturing.

Starting point is 01:06:36 I mean you know you're from Michigan, Detroit, pulling out manufacturing, not a lot jobs. And guess what the drugs, alcohol, particularly methamphetamines does, it's time travel. You can just fly through a week and not feel anything and be like, oh man, that's, I don't have to deal with the pain and suffering of that. I'm not where I want to be in my life. I can just fast forward seven days in my life and be like, okay it's Monday, now I like on Sunday and I don't have to feel anything I can just go through why everything around me is crashing and burning and it's really rough and I just think it's all done on purpose.

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Starting point is 01:08:10 they're all just living intense out front. It's very hard because my dad was part of the government. Well, screwed over by the VA, Agent Orange, and he passed when I was teenager. Oh my God. But dealing with the VA is pretty unreal because a lot of the problem with that is they hook a lot of people up, and I'm not saying on purpose, but you're overseas, you get injured, whatever it might be, they're the cause. You're giving them these opioids, you're giving them these different drugs.

Starting point is 01:08:34 Not that they shouldn't have it, you absolutely should in the correct dosage. And you also should have the correct treatment, to have treatment treatment treatment treatment treatment treatment treatment treatment treatment treatment treatment treatment treatment treatment treatment treatment treatment treatment treatment treatment treatment treatment treatment treatment treatment treatment treatment treatment treatment, you're to get, you're to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, to, their, toe, and I'm, to, and I'm, and I'm, to, to, to, toe, toe, toe, toe, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, you're state-side, you're in chronic pain, you can't get their medication, now where you're going to go. You feel you're in pain, you're going to go somewhere to get it, and the VA has done, and that's my problem, with the government is they don't take care of our soldiers. That's why you look at that, not the case. It's the fact that the government allowed them to go and fight and then was like, well you get just enough now it's not our problem. Oh I used to take my grandfather to VA hospitals. I mean that was and they were just, he dreaded it every time because it was the worst standard of care. I mean it was literally the worst you could get. And that is my big, my big problem with government health care. Yeah. It's like, it's just...

Starting point is 01:09:29 They're already doing it well. And it's doing awful. And so I don't have the answer to that. I do believe in free markets. But good luck getting that going and having anybody being able to get the government to allow that to happen, these pharmaceutical companies and these hospitals, you like, everyone's like, the hospitals are overflowed. They want that.

Starting point is 01:09:50 They're hotels. They want full occupancy. When you see an empty hotel or an empty ER, that means that hotel's either gonna close down or be sold. Yep, that's what's happening. Well, and they do want a full hospital. They want you to stay there for as long as possible. And sometimes they'll check you out, especially after births if you've noticed,

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Starting point is 01:11:08 But I remember when like, opioids started hitting big, like, I don't know, I'm blanking oxycotton. So all of a sudden you have oxycottin pens at the pharmacy that you can sign with. Now all of a sudden you have the the thozy the thozy thu, you have thu, you have thu, you have thu, thu, thu, thu, thin, thin, thin, I thin, I thin, I thin, I thin, I thin, I th-a, I th-a, I thin, I that, I th-a, I th-a, th-a, thu, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, wouldn't that, that, wouldn't that, that, that, wouldn't that, that, that, that, these beautiful women who were selling it to the doctors who were also representatives that would come into the pharmacies. And I remember seeing this, it didn't, I didn't know what it was at the time, I thought it was a little bizarre, but I was like if there's more giant things of drugs back there, I could care less, and the old dude who owns the store is none the wiser. And I actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually actually. th. th. th. th. th. I I I I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm a, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I didn't thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I for, I got arrested for stealing, um, it was these old peanut things that had peanut butter in him. It was, uh, yeah it was Graham Crackers and it had peanut butter in him, was made by planters. You got arrested?

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Starting point is 01:12:28 But was drugs a part of your thing or is it just alcohol? Oh, drugs big time. Big time. I did drugs before I got drunk. Like I love drugs. Love the acid. Like acid was our first thing, which we did, I, th, th, hits and I know a lot of people can gain that shit. But this, yeah, this is between the 60s, this was like, 60s numbers. This is between 96 and 2001 when I finally stopped taking it because I trip for seven days. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah, that was. How many times did you take that day?

Starting point is 01:12:59 13. And I've heard of Windows and I get scared. Yeah, my buddy took 19 and he's a born-again Christian. I'm not sure if he actually met Jesus that day, but he certainly found him. And, uh, he probably like found him and his eyes were bleeding from fucking just seeing so much. Some people, some people go Sid Barrett and some people join the church. How do you just stay at all? I knew a stripper to the acid for 90 days straight. See, we wouldn't do them straight because we'd always take the break, but we do it like every other.

Starting point is 01:13:32 And then we do shrooms as well. Oh, so you're responsible. Yeah, we were nuts. There was a thing that got huge, because this was back late 90s rave scene in Detroit, where if you look back, you can find like the Ford Focus that was actually meant for the electronic music festival. It's a car they designed for drug addicts because Excei was so popular. Like there's actually like little sub-boffers and speakers, and the commercial was basically like, they, they, they, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and th, th, and, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, throoooooooooooooooooooooo.auu.au. And, tha, tha, tha, tha, like little sub-woofers and speakers and the commercial was basically like are you high on Ecstasy and behind the wheel? Do you like music and pacifiers? Drive the Ford Escape 2003. Oh, yeah, you're totally right. I remember those commercials. It was insane. They mark they were marketing at two people who were on drugs. That's how popular actually and it was the days of like? the threat. the the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. actually. And it was the days of like pre-Molly, you get like a double stack of whatever a Batman double stack and you're like,

Starting point is 01:14:28 what's in it? Like, I don't know, I'm chewing my face so it's certainly not all pure, you know. It was crazy, man. But you know, I did anything because I, like my dad had got sick, they're going around the country to do surgeries on him and you had to pay out of pocket because his insurance company was like, well, it's clearly a pre-existing condition and the VA was like, we've never even heard of Agent Orange. What? Yeah, they didn't help anybody then, dude. So they left and then I was staying with my aunt and she, eventually, she offered herself for other reasons. It involved drug addiction, I mean to laugh, but it's just a lot of darkness. And we deal with the pain that one we can.

Starting point is 01:15:07 So it's like, that's what I was doing at like 15, 16 and 17. So I was dealing with these sort of like abandonment issues, but it wasn't their fault. It's just how I felt, alone and broken and I wanted to feel good. And so I took any drug that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that was that was that was that was that that was that that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that that was that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that was available and put in front of me. And for some reason, I don't think acid and all that's even as bad. I have HPPD from it, but it's, I don't think that's as bad as like cocaine and fentanyl and all these other things that are really hurting people. HPPD. What is that?

Starting point is 01:15:35 Uh, I can sometimes see like some tracers, eye damage, slight brain damage, just from all the acid that I did. Yeah. Yeah. I find. Is that like some X-Men shit? Like you just got superpowers? Oh, well I'll tell you what for $5 a hit it's the best money I've ever spent. Just keep... Can you just trip some balls? Yeah. Is that what people would call flashbacks in the old days? They say it? They call it flashbacks, I think. But yeah. They. they they'll they call it they call it they call it they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they call. the their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their their. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. th. th. th. th. th. th. yeah, this was specific because I kept dealing with it where I'd be like, huh, that rug just moves. And I just never thought about it years later. And then I had a guy tell me about it and I asked my therapist and he goes, yeah, of course you have that. Do you know how much, like, yeah, and I told them why and he had diagnosed it, but there's not much you can do except except except except except except except except except except except except except except except except except except except except except except except except except except except except thua. hospitals, going to the hospital, and we have all this stuff going on now

Starting point is 01:16:26 with all these files being dumped, Twitter files, Fouchy files, a lot of files. Yes. And you know, you were on multiple shows, and I'm not quite sure how long you were on Crowder's show for, but I know it was a, you guys were in the middle of it and you guys were 100% being censored left and right on YouTube but going through that like you know we're talking a lot about political correctness right now and you know cancel culture and really it's just corporate

Starting point is 01:16:58 culture disguised as a progressive movement and using useful idiots who don't understand that eventually they're going to come around for them it always happens but being in the middle of that storm what was that like it was interesting because we were talking about this before the show too like we were being pulled off for saying actual scientific facts because we we did the research we had the articles we had the people to to back it we would post about it and then we would be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the the to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the.a.a.a.a.a.e. the.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e. thea.ea.e. toe. toe. the. the. the. the. we had the articles, we had the people to back it up, we would post about it, and then we would be banned off of certain websites, YouTube, things like that for saying the exact thing that would then come out two weeks later.

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Starting point is 01:18:14 But why would, I mean, it sounds so like, I mean, it it's like, did you think Johnny Carson would come up and start singing about the flu? You imagine even Letterman doing, I mean Letterman doing something, like, come on? No, and once the dancing needles went on Colbert, I'm like, it's like, you know, Colgate used to sponsor a comedy hour, except it was dancing needles and you're like, why is this, this, it's all propaganda and it's all propaganda and it's all propaganda, the by somebody above him to keep this show, but that's not entertainment. That's no, that's just turning on your TV in China and they go, it's this now. You're doing this now, this is what you have to do. You're othering people, you're doing this, you're dividing it. So the whole time dealing with it, everybody who said a lot of the heart issues and the stuff that are coming along. Like I get it when people go like you think Jeremy Renner was the vaccine I'm like no I think you got hit by

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Starting point is 01:20:21 So I know you guys used to be on the blaze and you guys are figuring stuff out right now. Glenn Beck put out a crate, well, I want to talk about to th th th th th th th th to to to to to to th to th to to to to to th. I, to to to to to to to to to th. And I to to to th. And I to th. And I th, the, and the, and I th. And I know you guys used to be on the Blaze and you guys are figuring stuff out right now. Glenn Back put out a crazy, well I want to talk about this and I also want to talk about Neil DeGrasy Tyson on Pat David, Patrick Bet David show. That was beautiful wasn't it? I mean, like it's I didn't see it. Oh my just came out. You gotta watch this. Like, it is as it's Neil DeGrasi Titan's suicide note. What he dices him up? What happens? Patrick, no.

Starting point is 01:20:52 Neil DeGrasy Tyson hangs himself. By saying stuff that anybody... What's he talking about? What's the subject of the vaccine was tested and it was okay for people to be forced to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to talk about how the vaccine was tested and it was okay for people to be forced to take it for the betterment of humanity. And like he just looks so dumb because there's so much information out right now from the horse's mouth Pfizer admitting all this stuff. That guy's just a mouthpiece, a tool.

Starting point is 01:21:23 But what's interesting about it, and I talked about this on Rockfin, was that you remember when he was kind of pushing back on that COVID wasn't that big of a deal? We're kind of being, and they have all of a sudden like, oh, you remember? Hey man, what about this woman who accused you of something a while ago? Neil, you remember that? He's like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi's, thi. thi. th. th. thi. thi's, thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. th. thi. thi. th. He's, thi. He's, thi. He's, thi. He you remember that? He's like, he's back. Oh, dude, this COVID thing's going to wipe out humanity. We got to, we got to do something quick. Yeah. That really creeped me out because he was on,

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Starting point is 01:26:12 They kept a real thin. Yeah, I mean, I'm under 100 pounds every time. You guys went, what an insults toouble in the New York City comedy scene when he popped up the funniest tweet ever where he goes, when you look at, it's crazy when you look at Holocaust videos when you realize that the camera adds 10 pounds right? That's so funny. And people got mad like, how can you get mad at that well written joke? He's great with those. And good point on the brutality of it. Yeah, that's the part that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their theirkicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicicic. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. their their th. th. their th. their. their. their. their. that well-written joke? Yeah, he's great with those.

Starting point is 01:26:45 And good point on the brutality of it. Yeah. That's the part that I don't understand. It's like, he's not insulting them. Yeah. Oh, yeah, 100% but to be like, oh, I'm so upset about that. That requires second level th refuse to do it. Well that's that's comedy right? I mean like you got these and like I have a lot I have a couple friends of mine who play arenas and you know Sebastian

Starting point is 01:27:09 Mascalco. Yeah. And like Sebastian's a great writer. You know Gabriel I think he doesn't get enough credit for how I don't either. I think how great a writer he is. I met him. Live at a goth thin. He was the host. I watched. He was like. He like, this dude is amazing. Yeah, he couldn't have made a room happier in five minutes. He's just lovable. Yes. And fortunes like that. Fortune's a very, fortune fits there is like, is the most likable human being you'll ever mean your life. It's impossible not to like her. And, you know, but a lot of these guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's a lot. that's that's that's that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. they. they. they. they. they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. that. that. their fortunes. their fortunes. their fortunthat play these rooms, like some of them are very honest with their joke writing, you know, but it's it's very basic stuff and that's kind of

Starting point is 01:27:49 what comedy is, right? Like the more basic it is, the easier digestible it is for people and you get a larger crowd. And the more edge, more in it's like more of a, it it takes a longer time to get a lot of people. You know, it's like Bill Hicks a wh I I I I I I I I I I I I I, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, it's, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, th. th. that, th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. a longer time to get a lot of people. You know, it's like Bill Hicks old joke. It's like, you know, he's scrambling to sell a hundred tickets while they're adding seats to the Grand Canyon for Carrot Top. Right. And I love carrot top. I love anyone who masters what- He's actually very funny. Yeah, he seems like a fun guy. And I was like, wow. It's like wow. It's just shocking. If you're like magic. If. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to the to to to to to the to to to to to to to s s s, wow. I to sell. Wow. Wow. I to sell to sell to sell a hundred. I to ss. I to sell to sell to sell to sell to sell to sell to sell to sell to sell to sell to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their th. I their the. I their hundred hundred. I their hundred hundred. I te. I te. I tea. te. tea. tea. I te. te. important to me that you're a good person off stage than what you do on stage. I agree. You know, the Amazing Jonathan was like that. I don't like magicians, but I loved him. It was just spousal abuse for an hour. Like it was brilliant. It just stuff the way you can make it different. But comedy should, at least in my opinion, for good comedy, it doesn't have to necessarily be filth or anything, but some of it should make you squirm. Like, some of it should make you uncomfortable, because what it is is it's supposed to build up this discomfort that you then release with a punchline, or make worse and worse and then tagged to where everybody's okay. Like, that's the kind of comedy that I like.

Starting point is 01:29:01 And I think most comics used to have some degree of that at one point. Like I think Norm McDonald's probably the best ever in my opinion. I love him. Yeah, just my own opinion. I think he's the greatest because he's a guy going out there. He was doing jokes about bowel cancer, but he didn't tell the audience that he had cancer. He didn't want the sympathy or the crutch. He just wanted to make fun of cancer even though he was dying of it And the second you bitch about it. He tells you I got it fucking you you won't tell you but in his head I don't have to justify why I'm doing it. Yeah Because he's talking about yeah alcoholism like how is that? He's like yeah, what's your how do you feel with your cancer? He's like I get this painful twisting? thea. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they. thin. thin. thin. He's thin. He's thin. He's like. He's like, he's like, I said, I said, I said, I don't they. He's just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. I'm just. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's a. He's a. He's a. He's a. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's like, he's a th. He's a th. He's just a th. He's just a th. He's just just just just a th. He's mixed with a burning sensation.

Starting point is 01:29:45 It's just the worst feeling imaginable. It makes you want to not live life. How about you? He's like, I get happy. Sometimes I meet somebody with the same disease and we have sex. And it's this perfect. And he was a gambling at it. The guy gambled the way his fortune twice, you know,

Starting point is 01:30:03 400 grand in one night. Most of it on Twitter. I I I I I Itweeting as he was just losing massive amounts of money. Yeah. And that's a dopamine head, bro. 400 and one night? Yeah. I've heard comics, I'm not saying their name, lose a million in a night. Oh easy. I know ones that have lost 70. Anyway. I, yeah. So, let's, so we got censorship. Does it assound you when comics are for censorship? Like even me, there's jokes I don't like. I don't like them, but I defend people's right to do them.

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Starting point is 01:39:52 And then there are stories that I was always afraid to tell on stage that have now worked, but it took me a long time to be like, how do I relate this to an audience, you know, like jacking off to a house fire, you, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like off to a house fire, you know, when I was drunk that I started. And it was like, not like a, not like a pyromaniac, but I just, I made a grilled cheese and just jacked off and passed out. But I, but like little stuff where it's like, would people actually, and the part of it is like, they can because they know in masturbation and grilled cheeses, they just aren't, they just didn't do that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. that. But that. But th. But th. But th. But th. But th. But, th. But, th. But, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. they. they. they. th. they. they. th. the th. the the th. the th. the th. the the the th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. thi. th. th. 't, they just didn't do that. But everybody has had that moment where they've, I think, well, not everybody, but like 70% I would say people would probably have been like, yeah, I woke up in the shrubs once. I woke up on a driveway, I've been afraid. I've done something to myself that scared the crap out of me.

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Starting point is 01:41:12 this happened to like music as well where it got super corporate you know that when the Clintons deregulated the media they bought up everything and then they were starting to push their own people there and we started seeing Britney Spears who have no problems with you know but she represented a certain type of the the the the the the of of the of of the of of the th of th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. the is is the is the is te is te is teat. teu. teu. teu. their their their their their their their their their their their their the starting to push their own people there and we started seeing Britney Spears who have no problems with you know but she represented a certain type of entertainment she's super talented but you know she's on Rolling Stone magazine which had its roots and you know the beat Nick and you know all that's the hippie culture and now she's on it and you're like what is going on here and then it they got super corporate everybody wanted Seinfeldeld F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F I the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I thi. thi. thi. I th. I th. I they's they's they's they's they's th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they bought. I. I. I they they bought. they they to to to to to to to they they to to to they to they they they they to they the they they they they they they they they here and then it got super corporate everybody wanted Seinfeld for the longest time which was

Starting point is 01:41:49 really broad stroke and there's a I love Seinfeld I mean I could have my issues here and there on little things but in terms of like I think he's him I think he's genuine who he is on stage oh yeah one I think now I think now I think now I tell my friend about this lot, I like the rich disconnected Smarmy Seinfeld now because it's he can't help it be authentic. Yeah, like that guy I enjoy because you're getting the real him. That's who he is. Yeah, it's exactly who he is. He's completely disconnected.

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Starting point is 01:42:47 that kind of neutered Sam Kennison and Richard Pryor and that movement with dice that was starting to happen. Where like you were starting to get some real raw shit, and then, bup nope, we want Seinfeld, and we're gonna keep out everybody who's not that, in my humble opinion, but now I feel like people are starting to appreciate people who talk about their shortcomings, their weirdness, you know, and it's like we've sat in the show before, it's like the last great family television show was Breaking Bad. That was the last show because people relate way more to that than all these family sitcoms

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Starting point is 01:43:43 So I feel like authenticity is the key in that these young kids don't realize that. And they have more freedom than ever. This is more, you could be more yourself than ever in history. But you'll never get anywhere unless you're authentic. I honestly agree with that. I feel like that's why this show resonates with people because we're very honest about our shortcomings, which there are a lot. And I had a guy who was a comic, he's like, you know, to self-deprecate is to self-humiliate. And I was like, dude, self-deprecation is the job. Like, you're completely wrong about that. I completely agree with that. And the we're weirder it looking, blah blah blah, you know,

Starting point is 01:44:28 but if you're like, I'm a drug addict, I've done weird shit, I jerked off to a house fire. You're like, okay, I'll hear this guy's take on blacks and gays. It suggests self-aware, which nobody wants to be around someone who has no self-awareness. Well you know it's like when I when I did Silver Robot Guy everyone would be like I remember some fucking chick-out it was so I'm not gonna say her name because I love her the pieces and she was just having her moment there but I was giving her advice I'm playing the the O-R at the comedy store and she was bitching about the comic who just went up and did jokes about smoking crack and that

Starting point is 01:45:05 comic was me and I was talking to her about how to do it and she didn't even realize that it was the same person but it's like I'm gonna talk about my weirdest shit rogan's talk about it's like for some reason Sam wants to tell everybody the weird shit you know getting robbed by a hooker twice and one day because I was trying to find drugs like that to the the to the to the the the the the the the to the the the the the th. the the th. th. thi thi the thi thi the thi thi the thi thi thi thi thi. thi. I thi thi thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm to to to to to to to th. I was to to to to th. th. th is is is is th is th is th is th is th is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I's is thi. I'm thin is thin is thin is thi. I'm thin is thin is the the thi. I'm the tra. I'm tra. I'm try. I'm toeeeeea. I'm to find drugs. Like that to me in this search of being them as honest as you can on stage is the most important shit. I like the other day somebody asked me for his shoe size and I was like I know his dick size but not his shoe size. Yeah because he yells it out on stage and I was like how is I know that I know that I know I know that. I know that I the their their their their their their their I'm their I'm their I'm their I'm that I'm that I'm their I'm that I'm that I'm that I know their I know that I know that I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know that I know that I know that I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I'm I'm I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm the the the the the the the the the the the that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm the that I'm the th. th. I know I know I'm the the. The final thing I want to do six inches on his tip-toes if you're wondering. That is not my shoes but that is my team. Yeah you want to jump but I just want to say I agree with you 100 percent on that. I think that even you just saying that I was robbed by a

Starting point is 01:45:54 prostitute in two days I was like no saying twice in tw's the story you don't. I say I know your jokes and these things you want to make up but it's like it's like tell me that story and make it funny. I love real love that yeah I love it. Because it lets people feel okay about themselves. Yeah because they look at them and go well I didn't do that. Or they go I did yeah yeah for sure and that's that you watch commercials so much of commercials is a psychological warfare on women. Look at this woman like like they'll show a woman with her kids and she looks about three years older than her kids. Yeah. And the women who have that age kid is like well that woman looks way better than I do. I'm I need this product so I look like that as well. It's all psychological. Where in our things like dude I'm fucked up are you fucked up too? Yep. And that's it. So the Glenn back thing, oh yeah the final thing is

Starting point is 01:46:50 that he's been talking about how the EU is about to pass a law and it's and it's going to make into law ESG for anybody who wants to do business in Europe they're gonna have to follow these environmental social governance rules by Black Rock, world economic forum. But they're talking about how that's going to affect here. Because all the corporations that have business over there, they have not only, this is what makes it really bad. Not only does, let's say, because they use the example of McDonald's, have to follow the rules, but everybody McDonald's works with has to follow the rules as well. Which is going to have far-reaching ramifications on everybody.

Starting point is 01:47:33 Because it's a supply chain. Because, well, yeah, supply chain, but it's a, it's these corporations both big and small. So if you're an egg farmer and you work with with McDonald's they buy your eggs, you have to have electric cars, you have to have a trans person working there. You know it's like for an egg farmer? Where my eggs are the eggs? Is that why there's a shortage on eggs right now because there's not enough trans? Yeah there's no cross stressors. They're too busy reading the kids? Is their their the to electric electric electric electric electric electric electric electric electric electric electric electric electric the the the the their the their their their their their their their their tr their electric electric electric electric electric electric electric electric electric electric their their their their their their their electric cars. their electric electric electric. their their their electric cars. their electric cars. their electric electric electric cars. their their their their electric electric electric electric. their their their their their their their their their electric electric electric electric. their their their their their their their their their their tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tre. tre. tre. tre. tre. tre. their tre. their their their their their their their their their their their their there's a shortage on eggs? What? Is that why there's a shortage on eggs right now? Because there's not enough trans... Yeah, there's enough cross-dressers.

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Starting point is 01:50:04 Your bags are free. Bags are free. I'm in. And the best guys just try to enjoy his waffle. Can't even leave. They used to, why is happening on that airline that you are ready to fight? Now I've almost gotten in fights where some guy just dropped the shit on me. Didn't even a policy, dude. After all that TSA shit dude, you're in a, you're in a, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're their, you're their, you're their, you're their, you're their, you're their, you're their, you're their, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a their their, you're a their, you're a their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, their. their, you're, you're, you're their. their, you're a their, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a their, you're their, you're their, you're their, you're their, you're their, you're their, you're their, their. their. their. their. their. their. guy just dropped the shit on me, didn't even apologize. It's kids, after all that TSA shit, dude, you're in a, you're edgy sometimes when you're getting on a plane. No, not anymore because I got there? No, no, I don't mean you. I mean, like, people are on edge.

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Starting point is 01:51:30 My buddy, he had a, he has kids and his wife was friends with so on, and they were not teaching their kids, please, and th.......... So, th. So, th. So, th. So, to to to to to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, you're, you're, you're, you, you, to be, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you know, you, you want, you want, you, you want, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you. to, you.. to.. to. to.. to. to. to, you. to, you. to, you. to, you. to, you. to, you. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to. That's gross to me. You're trying to just rewrite how we interact with each other. Show appreciation. Some are offensive like that Stanford thing, you know, it's somehow just insulting someone. It's just ridiculous. Well, anytime I leave a place, like so, what do we say? But usually I don't even have to say that, like, like, the waitress brings their their their their their their their their their their their their their their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is th. thrace is thrace is thracea, like their to thracea, like th. th. th. their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that, that, that, their that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thatthank you. It's the, they've always taught him that because you should treat anybody with some level of respect where you want to be treated and I think we've lost that entirely as a culture. Like I mean you know what some blew my mind when my mom would tell me go say hi to everybody at the party. At the party, we have to do that to my son too. And I hated it. And now I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th th th th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I thi th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I thi thi thi thi thi thin thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the. And I hate it as a little kid because you're like, I just want to go in the jumper and like, no, go say hi to everybody. I don't know, I don't get it in the jumper. Let me jump. And then my son, yeah, when we started doing that, now these little older, he's seven, now he's actually having conversations with somebody and like he knows him. He knows it now, dude, you're, you, you, you, yeah, you, yeah, you, yeah, you, you, yeah, you, yeah, you, yeah, you, you, yeah, yeah, you, you, you, you, yeah, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you, you, you, you, you, oh, I, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know, get, get, get, get, get, get, th. don't know, get, get, th. th. th. th. th. th. I don't, I don't, I don't, I donthing, and that, yeah, my parents did the same thing. It was like, go say hello to everybody and greet them, treat them with respect.

Starting point is 01:52:47 And then it's like when we tell you to go downstairs with your cousins and, you know, be seen and not heard when we need you, that's fine. But yeah, there's a level of manners and just decency that I think the big problems with the culture right now is it teaches you to be angry at that. Like you're saying please because I'm a woman. Yeah. Yeah. I just thought it was nice for you to hold the door there. The day I was always walking.

Starting point is 01:53:12 Talking about holding, the da, I'm at the gym and I'm like, at there was two doors so I could open mine she opened like I didn't need you to do and she just walked in and the one that I didn't knew and I would I just literally had my headphones on like I was going to the gym I just smile like wow what a piece of shit like you saw me go out to the way to I just want to see her shoalace you got to to the I just want to to the You can do it yourself. I'm so with it. As soon as it all crashes and burns, they're gonna go right back to. I just want to cook and clean. That's all I want to do. The draft starts again, you know.

Starting point is 01:53:51 Dave, you're the best. Thank you for thanking it. Thank you for ever. And I appreciate you flying in, not only do the show, but to do my show this will th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to do my to do my to do my to do my to do my to do my to to do my show, to do my to do my to do my to to do my to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to do to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th.. the th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. This will come out tomorrow so it was last night. Thank you for crushing it. And what else? Where can they find you? I can go to Dave Lander.com. I got dates coming up at Denver, Colorado, Cleveland, Ohio, Fort Walton Beach, Florida. And then yeah, if Lauter Router comes back, we'll see. But you can check out. I hope so so, man. I was so happy you were on there. It's like th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. thi. th. th. th. happy you were on there it was like so great to see you as this guy that just you know as I say you I realize you were doing all this stuff but it was like you you went on your own path and it was great to see you be

Starting point is 01:54:34 being recognized for how incredibly fast and funny you're one of the fastest guns out there and it was great to see you getting a lot love. Thank you men. Yeah it was it's been it's been. It's to to to to to th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the th. I. I. I. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I. I. th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th lot of love. Thank you, man. Yeah, it's been a nice ride for just that. And like you said, going out and just doing your own thing, because eventually just sitting here and waiting, you're like, oh, no one cares. I have to just go do this. So hopefully it comes back very soon. And like I hope, hopefully soon, he's in negotiations, whatever it may be. So until then, yeah, I'm going to keep trying to make episodes of Normal World, please check that out. Links in the bio. Yes.

Starting point is 01:55:07 All right, buddy. Guys, thank you guys so much. Again, go to Sam Tripoli.com. All my dates there. Hope to see you guys. I hope to see you tonight and this whole weekend. this guy Eddie Bravo. We're in Long Beach and then we're at Bakersfield. Hope you guys enjoy the show and we will talk to you soon. Take care everybody.

Starting point is 01:55:32 We go deep home boy. Aaron, open your mind. Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere. That's some interdimensional mind. Wake up, Aaron! This is only the beginning. You just blew my mind.

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