Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - 767: The Stupidity Of Political Correctness With The Danger Cats
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They're coming to Danger Cats.
We're going to be at Plano, Texas at the House of Comedy.
And then the next weekend, I'm in Eugene, Oregon at the Olsen, the prophet Eddie Bravo and Xavier
Guerrero and then the next night we're in Janseville, Wisconsin. I think
Leonardo Joanie is going to be joining us as well. That's it. That's the good
stuff. I'm very excited to have our guests and they will be joining me live at
the house comedy this weekend. They're very dangerous.
Please welcome the very funny, funny comedy troop, Danger Cats.
Please welcome Brett Forte, Sam Walker, and Uncle Hack.
How are you guys?
Feeling fine and dandy.
Well, guys, I'm very, very thankful you guys would come in and do the show.
And, you know, I met you when I played the, what was it called, the comedy,
the comic strip in Edmonton.
One of my favorite places to play was a weird weekend.
They didn't, I think I had one show where they were like really going nuts.
Usually that's like a boom, boom, boom show.
But it's one of my favorite clubs to play.
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could join me so we're like yeah. So for our listeners who may not be familiar
with the Danger Cats with you guys, can you tell us a little bit about yourself
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faction combined disorderly opposition against established authority.
I love that.
And that's what we're doing in Canadian comedy and now American comedy.
Brett got us our visas to take over and we're invading the United States.
So what you sent the good-looking guy in to go and deal with everything? I like that. You know what work the fat chicks in the office? I the off off off off off off off. I the off. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. tha. tha. tha. thi. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. their their their their their. their. their. their. their. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Com. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. States. So what you sent the good-looking guy in to go and deal with everything?
I like that.
You know, what work the fat chicks in the office?
I just found out that Terry at the Ha Ha Ha ha's got a crush on me.
And that's how we're getting booked.
She's never see my act, but she goes, he's handsome, he can play the ha ha. She'd be like, some, could you please not be dirty tonight?
Please, I'm like, fine, they walk in and the Greg Wilson be like,
you have a licking asshole after you got out of the water?
What are we doing?
Terry's great, the ha ha ha ha, is great.
So where can they find you guys?
Instagram.
That's internet, danger cats. Brett Forte, Uncle Hacks and Walker.
Are there any other danger cats out there?
I feel like there might be other danger cats out there.
So there's dangerous.
If you go on Twitter, sometimes I'd see like who's mad at me right now.
You know?
And if you put in danger cats, it's just a list of like, Yeah, so there's no other. I love that. Definitely not the Bobcats when they played basketball for the Charlotte Hornage.
They were the worst people of all time.
They were, yeah.
And they didn't get the first overall pick.
Fuck the NBA.
Okay, so you guys are here.
You're now invading America.
I'm going to be honest with you.
If there's any positive from 9-11, it would would would be the the ending of the influx of well
written Canadian comics who do clean comedy like an invasion of Jerry D's
coming down here and taking over our sitcoms and our sitcom writing you know
thank God we kept all you literate fucks out and allowed all the idiots
down here to keep working everyone's worried about Mexicans taking jobs. I'm worried about Canadians taking
good paying jobs with fucking 401ks dude. I love what you said that good paying jobs.
Yeah, the jobs nobody wants you to do. They make it very tough for us to come into this country. Which is so crazy to me. And you're telling me pre-01 it was just a list of Jerry D's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The job. The job. The job. The job. The job. The. The. The. The. The. The. Yeah. Yeah. T. the. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. te. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. t. I. I. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. ttttttttttt. tt. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t to me. And you're telling me pre-01, it was just a list of Jerry D's, hey? Yeah, there was a ton of Canadian comics down here just like
writing and crushing it and then 9-11 happened, they shut down the border, which was the
craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. And for a while there, it was so funny, it was like impossible to get into Canada, like, through the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thr, thr, thr, thrown, thrown, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. thr. thr. th the you know security the airport security it would
take forever now they're just like it's like a it's like a marathon they're
just handing you gator aid telling you to keep running yeah except for in
Toronto where all the security is the hottest chicks you've ever seen right
they're filming a TV show we have a show called Border Patrol that's
filmed at that airport and it's just a bunch of agents stopping you, stopping Asian people for having chicken in
their bag.
It's always raw chicken.
It's never guns, it's never ammo, it's just chicken.
the times.
Why can't you bring chicken?
I don't know, man.
It's not cooked, it's full.
Farm stuff.
Farm shit.
I can't bring an almonds into your country.
For some reason, I can't bring an apple into your country.
No, you most definitely can't.
Yeah, nothing healthy in this fucking country.
Yeah, exactly.
Did you think that they had like live chickens?
Oh, sorry.
Did you think that they had like live chicken's cages in cages?
No, that our TSA. No you can. You can buy a hamburger. I've seen Mexicans bring in tomorrow. No that doesn't count. I was like how did you get that?
And you know my logic was all you brought that from home home. It's cooked.
You're telling me you've seen somebody flying bringing their own food through the
border because I don't think you can even bring like a bot. Have you seen that? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you can bring food. You can pack a lunch and everything.
You can pack a lunch and go through security.
I've never seen that.
Yeah, of course.
As long as it's processed food.
As long as it doesn't qualify as I think like a threat to agriculture, you know, something
that they have like they have like these things that they target like anything that would would would would would would would would would would would have anything that. You are allowed and flew like birds, you know? So if you go from San Diego to Los Angeles,
you have to go through like a fruit security checkpoint.
Yeah, right?
He knows all about that.
The first time I had to fly, okay, so the first weekend I ever did with these guys in Austin, Texas, I have to fly with Sam.
He shows up at the airport looking, trans-tum-rader.
Why? Why?
Why?
He's got legging, fucking compartments on them and all this and like a bandan.
He's not wearing him.
This is like 2021.
He's not wearing a mask.
He's wearing a bandana, Desposito style.
Yes.
Red even. And they pop him for having an apple in his bag and bring him into secondary.
So I'm like sitting there for two hours like, oh fuck,
this is the first weekend of like really hanging with these guys and doing comedy with them.
This guy's in secondary. I don't know what to tell him, you know?
We're going around Austin.
We were escaping Canada at the time because this is summer of 21. And our government had told us we are not to to toee toe toe. toe. toe. thaa. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. thoea. their their their. thoe. their, thoomorrow. thoomorrow. thoomorrow. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. theauuuuoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooea. thea. tha summer of 21 and our government had told us we are not allowed
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travels insurance and we went to the fucking airport.
And Brett was already down there.
So Hack and I, this was the first time, this is where the danger cat, your uncle
Hack? Yeah. And that was the first time the the the the the the the the the thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thr-I, the, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, thi, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. We, th. We, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thr, thr, thr-a, thr-a, thr-a, throoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, that, that, that the first time the three of us all got together. This is, that was the inception of what we're doing to today.
And then we wanted to go down and have a holiday and catch a bunch of open mics
because you can't work down there.
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That was when vaccine passports came into effect and we became second class citizens in our own
country.
We weren't allowed at the gym restaurants.
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You couldn't fake one?
You can fake one?
Like I mean, allegedly some people know Photoshop and would do Photoshop work and like, hey,
can you make your phone.
I lost my fake vaccine card.
That's, that's, why not just do it then I could not in good conscience say- I respect that.
Yeah, and it cost me-
Lily Hart talked about that,
about how even having a fake,
a vaccine card is kind of complying with that.
It is.
It is, because you're still playing the game.
And I don't give my personal health care information to the coat-check girl at Chili's.
I respect that dude. I really respect it.
Well and they became the enforcers. That was the thing is the Canadian
government passed the enforcement on to the coat check girl at the restaurant.
She was the one that had to say yay or nay. Yeah and that's so insidious and
that's so insidious and gross and it's still going.
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someone that literally was a host. So and now has a... It becomes agent Smith.
Yes. Yes. Everybody ally embarrassing seeing the Canadian comedy
community just appeasing the system and they could not lick that boot hard enough.
I couldn't agree more. I live here in LA and that's exactly what happened and they
still continue to do it. Yes. And because, especially in this town right, where like,
it takes one red light and you never work.
So they have to keep bending over more and more backwards and backwards and backwards.
And then they're on stage doing dumb jokes about how you're like, you're a fucking bigot if
you don't want kids cutting their dicks off.
And you're like, and you watch them and go, where do you think that's gonna, are you doing that for like your fans? Are you doing that for board members to see?
So you know that, they know that you're compliant and a conformist.
And like, it's so funny because everybody, like I work at comic clubs here,
you look at the people on the walls, like a lot of them are like Sam Kennesons
and Richard Pryors and George Carlins. None of them would be th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th th, th, thi, where, where thin, th th th th th th thi, thi, th, tho, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, they they they they they they they they they thin, they they they they they they they they they they they know, they they know, they know, they know, they know, they know, of them fit the mold of what these fucking conformists
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And you know, I heard Joe Rogan talking about
all the entertainers in LA and how they're all just nobody saying anything at all
and I couldn't agree more.
I'm not saying you have to be a fucking political comic.
But if you're putting out fart videos,
what the world's about on the brink of World War III,
like it's like pathetic.
It's really pathetic.
And then you ice out anybody who has anything to say
that is like at all could be seen as like rocking the boat.
That's the worst part.
Because, you know, I got, and I'm glad you guys are on right now.
I, you know, I put out this joke and it went viral, a little bit viral, right?
Oh, we saw, we've heard about it.
Right, and-
You have all the way to Canada?
Oh, yeah.
And you have all these dumb fucks. Like, the worst part are the comics that's, that's, that, that, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thi, thin, thin, and, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. th. thin, thin, thin, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th thi. thi that are ripping on the bit. Because what they don't understand is like, it's like, the rules of political correctness
are fucking hypocritical and dumb.
Yes.
That's the point of the bit. It's a throwaway joke.
But it would do exactly what I wanted to do, which was illuminate how dumb political correctness is.
And for you all to conform to this bullshit is just absolutely ridiculous.
Now, I'm, I live in Hollywood. I've been here since 98, okay? I'm in the back room with all the people
that the internet people make all the fucking videos about these people. I know these guys on personal
levels, okay? Everybody, bitch is about diversity.
Everybody, bitches about political correctness.
Everybody, bitches about how shitty comedy crowds are in LA.
And everyone, bitch, is about how dumb pronouns are.
But when someone comes out and says it, they're quiet.
And they don't say a fucking word, and they just sit there and let it, let that person take on all the arrows which I do all the time. I've been
doing it since the fucking start and it's like and the big reason is it is
because the reason thing died down is because they realize they have nothing
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There's a bunch of those.
We only have one of those institutions in Canada, just for laughs.
It just shut down.
We used to.
CBC would be the second one.
And that fucking whole organization.
There we go.
Right.
That whole fucking organization was like they're powerful and shit.
And they are the monsters that they were that they were fucking acting like they wouldn't be a part of right?
Like they were they're out and we can get into like how much real sexual harassment is happening and all this fucking shit.
Let's pull it up pull it up. Sam in Canada stand-up comedy is not considered one of the arts.
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What, what, why does it not consider it? They saw his act and then they fucking,
they crossed it out. Yeah, they won't, uh, yeah, they won't fund it. Because it's actually pretty
smart. Why would you pay to have us going around to army bases and Indian reserves on government funding to first nation reserves we've been told look I'm in America Brett it's a bathroom not a washroom and yeah it's like
they'll want you to pay to go roast the government because that's kind of
what you would they waive they won't they won't pay for that because they
know that's where that's where that's where eventually it would go did when you performed in Iraq I know they said no but you never got to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the told the the the told the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. their. their. their. their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that. that. the. that. that. that. that. that. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. they said no, but you never got told don't say anything,
right?
No, we were told to, that we, we, not to do dirty jokes because I forget the name of a comic
when, he was a dirty comic, you know, and he was filthy and they had a great time and one
person complained. So they're like, oh you can't get dirty. But what you don't understand is that these military kids are college-age kids, but they're not politically
correct. I love that though. They're over there shooting people, but they can't hear a dirty,
are you kidding? Johnny, go to a car, I mean, they brought up Brian Holtsman. Who walks out of fucking comedy clubs white women who goes home white women who goes home and listens to murder podcast white women are there
many of those in combat zones though I don't yeah but the point is Johnny
and this is like what I've been railing against forever is that the theory of
hate is worse than actual crime that's it the theory of hate the theory of hate the theory that of racism a theory of homo-the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the of the of the of the of the of the of the of hate the of the of the of the of th. the of the of the of hate the of hate the of hate the of hate th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. the. the. th. thory of hate, the theory that of racism, a theory of homophobia, the theory of all
this stuff, it trumps so much murder, crime, robbery, everything. And even, it even goes to the point
where like sexually harassing a white or an adult woman is ten times worse than pedophilia.
And if you study like, like we did that, we just had that episode with Jamie Deluxe and
Jaydeyer and you just watch these fucking pedophiles get job after job after job.
They never get blackballed.
But I've had friends who were like, who basically their crime was dicking down too
many people.
Right? Now we can get into the Crystalia stuff. He had the receipts and whether something else came out later I don't know but he didn't do anything different than Jerry Seinfeld who was on the
show Sean Alonstein. Yeah and everyone was like bro those titties are 17.
Yeah. Right. So it's like it's like they just basically took these guys. So the the the the the the titties are seventeen right so it's like it's like they just
basically took these guys so the theory of being a harasser of women when
really you just dick down to everybody is worse than actually being a pedophile
and that's that's why that's the point of my bit is that it's like
political correctness has too much fucking fine print to actually
take it serious.
And it's just a way to make white women comfortable.
That's it.
And that's why they're, and I, we have a lot of white women who listen to show and I,
they know I'm not talking about.
The ones who- The septum piercings and the self-cut bangs. Yeah, the people who get so far from God that they're just fucking miserable.
Brett's rule with us is, well, it doesn't, all that matters is that it's funny.
And it's gotta be more funny than shocking.
Yeah, just that rule.
Yeah, and that's the whole thing right? So you're always but you're walking that fine line and sometimes you sometimes you miss and that's not
well we missed recently and it's probably the reason we're here today is
because we have a $15,000 hit on our heads because of a joke referencing
residential schools in Canada and a t-shirt design mocking a serial
killer in Vancouver who's up for parole. The joke was the joke was not offensive. this shirt right shirt. This shirt. This shirt. This shirt. S shirt. S shirt. the shirt. the shirt. the shirt. S shirt. the shirt. the shirt. the shirt. the shirt. the shirt. the the the the the the the the the the the t. t. t. t. t. t. t. ti. ti. t. t. t. t. t. th. th. th. th. that's. that's. that's. that's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. We. I. I. We. I. th. I. I. I. I. I... I. It. It.. It. It's. It's.. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's.. It's not.................................................. the.. the. the. the. the. offensive. Right here, this shirt right here. Got the
what does it say? Picked and farms. Johnny can you get it in the camera so they could see it?
Yeah, it's on camera. Who put the hit out? The natives? Yes. The indigenous population are just like
you argue the the theory of hate their theory of hate itself. They're saying that jokes. Correct me if I'm wrong. They're saying. They're saying. They're saying. They're saying. They're. They're. They're. They're. Correct. Correct. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the I'm wrong saying this is a hate crime that I can you have this but
correct hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on then they'll do
are you because if I look at that I think you're making fun of the fact
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prolific serial killer in Canadian history he has more than 50 bodies he was a
pig farmer in pork equitlam in the lower mainland of British Columbia
British Columbia is like the Canadian California weigh the
we're from Alberta next door like the Canadian California. We're from Alberta
next door, the Canadian Texas. So he got arrested in 2002 and charged and went to jail. Yes, there he is.
And he is now up. He's a caricature of a serial killer. Yeah, 100% and there's no way that one guy
got rid of 50 women in the lower mainland without getting caught. He's the fall guy. Yeah, I%. And there's no way that one guy got rid of 50 women in the lower mainland
without getting caught. He's the fall guy. Yeah, I totally agree. It was, and it's the most
expensive investigation in Canadian forensic history, and they found more than 170 different
body parts from different people, identified 50, and he got charged with six.
That's it.
And he's up for parole.
And that's why everybody raised a stink about the t-shirt
is because it's easier to come down on the three bad guys making fun of,
and it says, picked in farms over 50 flavors of hookery smoked bacon.
Because that's the official number and they're actively destroying evidence to the case right now because they're like
Robert did it open and shut and it's like don't we get better at science as
time goes on and can't we gleam more evidence from this stuff so I think
and the belief is that the 50 women are indigenous
no that's uh... there are definitely some of them.
But the people against us are saying we're racist because we would attack again.
They're doubling down because first it was a roast battle joke from two years ago that mentioned residential schools, which are the grave sites for a lot of these children.
Yeah, I mean, and which is an indictment of your government.
Right. So he references it in the sense of the roast battle of
you going you're a whore and he goes oh I'm a horror you've spit out more
potential bodies than a dig site at a residential school. There's your clapback you
move on to your next joke it's a roast battle but when they isolate that
clip two years ago and they just show that reference everyone's looking for a. to reason to reason to a reason to a reason to a reason to a reason to a reason to a reason. to a reason. the reference. the reference. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. the reference. the the their. Yes. their. Yes. their. their. their. Yes. Yes. their. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I. I. I................................................................................................................................................. the... the. the.... the..... for a reason to get upset. They did, and then for two years we took that joke off the fucking internet. They held on to the screen recording of it and
released it recently right before our Winnipeg shows, which is the epicenter for the indigenous
population in Canada. So it was a hit piece. What was the joke? What was the joke? The exact the joke? What was the joke the exact line? You spit. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoke? the the the the the the the the the joke? the joke? the joke? the joke? the joke? the joke? the joke? the joke. the joke? the joke. the joke? the joke? the joke. the joke? the joke. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the is That is a great joke. It's a one-off roast battle. Thank you. But that reference
there and then they start looking for what else and then they find this t-shirt
design and they go well some of those women were indigenous so they're
you're racist against indigenous again and then they start threatening venues
servers the violence, they hit on the head.
They threw a rock through the window at the Winnipeg Club.
Yeah.
That's what the lady related to us.
The black community when they came on where they were like, I dare you do that all in a
do it in an all black room. I go, I don't do black rooms because they don't
pay. So so so so, and I, so you ask him, what do you,
what do you think's gonna happen and they go silent?
Because they know exactly what they're inferring, which is violence.
Which gets in the Ryan Long's whole fucking thing, we're racist and woke meet at the
same place, that's exactly what it is.
Yes. You're saying violence is going to happen and if you ask a racist what
they thought would happen to me in a black room, they would think right, that fucking violence
was going to happen. So in the weird way you're just touching dicks with the people you
think you're fighting. Yeah. And that's the hypocrisy of all of it. I got some Dick touching. I got some dick touching. to thi. I the footage. I. I. I the footage. I. I. I. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they would they would they would they would they would they would they would they would they would they would they would they would they would they would they would they they would they would they would they would they they would they would they they they they they they they they they they they they. I they. I they would. I they. I would. I they. I they. I would. I would. I they would. I they would. I they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd th. I thick. I thick. I'd thick. I'd think. I'd think. I'd think. I got think. I got think. I got th. I got that. I got that. I got they'd they'd they'd weird way to set that out. No, there's a lot of Dick Dutch, yeah, that'll be named the episode.
We love Dick Touching.
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That was one of the alt for our intro.
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Vancouver because in Vancouver it's a bunch of white women there named Sarah
Smith but on the weekends they're dancing around a fire like hippies and
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Here's a thing.
I want to say this.
What has happened to the indigenous is like, I mean, if we take away
this, what we're talking about here, is like, but it's like, it's not you guys at the,
like, the government, like, this is the whole thing we're talking about with like Palestine,
the, the people for Palestine, right? Like, you're shutting down airports, you're not doing anything because you're only pissing people off.
The real problem is in the government buildings that allow these things to happen.
Okay?
That's where it is.
We've had people, and I've had native indigenous from Canada on the show because they
were talking about the pipelines and true don't want to steal their land and that is super beyond tragic right and
then when you find out what we know which is that you know that they were
taking indigenous children taking them from the the reservations or wherever
their parents were bringing them way over here disconnecting them so there was no connection
and then kids going missing,
and, you know, Queen Elizabeth was found guilty of this shit,
and nobody talks about it.
Sam, it's still going on to this day.
Robert Pickton would get rid of all the problem women on the downtown East side.
Like everybody that wound up at that farm had a receipt coming for some reason like the drug deaths or murder that's
how you you went there it was like peeling off the lowest of the low people
that didn't have any families these people were probably orphans to begin
with yeah on up on the street nobody even noticed they were missing now
now we have something in Canada known as the made program that is
medical assistance in dying and it's basically the the the the state the state the state the state the state the state the state the state the state the state the state the state the state the state the state the state the state the state the state the state the state the state the state the the the the the the the the to the to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. the th. the. the the thr. the the the the the the the the thrug. the the thrug. the thrug. thrown. thrown. the. the. the as the made program that is medical assistance in dying and
It's basically state sanction and it's taking out these very same people that wound up at the Picton farm are now getting picked off in the system
So what are you saying we have we have Kean Simone? You? You interviewed him about the trucker convoy at Kutz. Yeah, which we feature prominently in the Coots storyline as well.
Right. Keen is working currently on a documentary about medical assistance in death in Canada.
And last year, there were like six assisted suicides where they gave you the fixins and you do it yourself.
There were more than 10-
Like you fucking put it together yourself?
Yeah, yeah, basically.
Yeah, like you get the balloon and the huffing or the bag or whatever.
The Allen key and they help young.
It's like Korean Barbies.
The crazy part is there were more than 10,000 medical assisted deaths last year.
And those are not- That's not people suffering from MS on their last putting him out. It's like, let's get rid of this fucking drug addict that's yelling on the street.
He can't, he's not in touch of his medical, mental faculties. We'll make him a ward of the state and the cure for what ails you daddy is death.
Holy shit! Exactly. Picton is ugly and gross and grim. Maid is clinical and nice and for you.
You call him, they'll come kick the stool for you.
This is like what it's come to.
And now so that Kean guy, this almost, this is almost what he caught on camera.
He came so close to probably the best thing of all time, but not here.
So this woman living in under her father's roof decides she's going to do this. You do not need to tell your parents about it,
just like the trans thing. You can just do it at any time. She decides she wants to clock out,
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So he goes to Key and he goes, we're going to stop them and I want you in the
closet with the camera waiting. It didn't happen because thankfully they
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Chris Hanson of the maids program yeah what do we plan on doing here folks
and if it's the important thing is if it's happening if it's happening to us, it is coming for you guys because... 100% California I saw on the news.
You're old Gavin Newsom there is making it so that you can't share news links on Facebook, Google, or META on any of those platforms.
And we're already doing that in Canada.
It's been a year.
We can't share news articles online. Like you can send it through in Canada. We can't we can't share news articles online like you can
send it through an email. What? We can't? No we can't we can't we can't like we can't.
Yeah like I got. Oh no no no they won't allow certain news to get into Canada.
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Prior property, outlawed jokes on outlawed mics.
Yeah, I love that.
And that's what we started doing.
And this is where we've come.
So now I see why people are upset.
Like you're saying about the people that are angry at this, like I'm angry at it too.
And that's why I tell the joke.
No, I'm with you on that, man.
And I want these people to be remembered, because I know in their darkest, grimest moment
that a lot of them are nameless still.
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And people are remembering it.
We've done more for the missing and murdered indigenous women
than any activist in Canadian history.
Okay. And there's also, there's also, dude, a lot of connection to like the elites with
that situation.
So, Piggy's Palace was a private after-hours club at the Picton Farm.
Anybody, it was a place called Piggy's Palace, it was an after-hours club.
How doesn't anyone show up and off this motherfucker?
So, like, um, dude, like, you know, give me a reason.
The Picton family is incredibly powerful, incredibly connected.
And our leader used to live not too far from Piggy's palace.
And anybody who's anybody in the late 80s and 90s was fucking partying at that place.
They had raves, they had heavy metal groups, you name it, like it was like
a fucking club but wasn't beholden to the the BC liquor laws as it were.
That is incredible. How was, what was Robert Picton's mom again? She was associated with the
Canadian government in some form. Oh yeah she's incredibly powerful,
very powerful family. That's, and we had the premier of BC Oh yeah, she's incredibly powerful, very powerful family.
That's and we had the premier of BC do a press conference. That's why he's getting out dude. He's not. That's why he's going to be up for parole.
Whether he gets out or not, we don't know but that's why he's up for parole.
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That's why he wasn't allowed to. No. Because Hinkley was a bush.
Wasn't one of the go- and that's why this guy, if he gets out, I wouldn't be surprised, dude.
I mean, I, it's, I'll make this picture happen. Yeah, I'm with.
And doubling down. There we go. Hey, man., yeah, it's crazy to me.
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One of our favorites. Yeah, she's great. We just did a show together the other night. She's really good.
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Killing it, yeah.
And she's great.
You know, her, two of my favorites are her and the guy named Jill Bartnik that just like
took this long road to get where they are.
It's like, and like Elnor Carrigan is so powerful because you can put her in front of an all-black room, she'll crush. You can put her in front of a fucking super duper politically correct like gay crowd,
she'll crush.
From Philly, she can handle anything.
She's universal.
I go up there, dude, people get weird, bro.
But I'm also a place where I just don't care anymore.
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Are you trying to tell us that you don't have a black album?
I should.
I should.
And that's just me saying the M word over there.
So we've seen the pronouns, brother.
One of my first introductions to you was from a mutual friend, the log father himself, Jason Rouse.
And he showed us this documentary called The Monsters of Comedy.
Of you guys going on a tour, and I think it was like about 2008.
That should have been done so much better.
Patrick is great.
I have that DVD.
I wish it's so good.
All I said Patrick is after the night interview us about what happened.
Nope, Ari and Jason got polluted, he got shit-faced.
I ended up banging his girlfriend that week and it just was a giant fuck up.
Really? I was an asshole back then.
I thought with my dick the whole time and I deserved it. I was a piece shit.
And I don't know which is him and fuck girlfriends.
I love Patrick. His daughter's doing great.
Ari told him to get an abortion.
He's like, fuck you, I'm having a kid.
Now she's like a, I'm grown up, um, but yeah, dude.
That was a great time, dude.
That was chaos.
Oh, exciting.
I can only imagine because that's like the reason we have security cameras everywhere now is because you guys. I wouldn't doubt it dude. I wouldn't doubt it and it was Wayne have its time.
Because he still do that is he still known for his logfather activities?
Oh yeah. I guess I got a hang a rat. I was his opener for two years.
Oh good. And I'm the only guy that ever crossed the finish line with him. Well spent the night he, uh, spent the night maybe three or four nights and he leaves by tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel the the tel the the to to the to the to the the to the to the the they. I they. I they. I they. I th. I th. I would th. I would th. I would th. I would. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I would. I would. I would. I th. I th. I the the th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the night he spent the night maybe for you guys are yeah and he leaves by telling me go check your toilet yeah yeah big old log
and yeah that's how you say bye after I let you spend the night of my house
oh yeah it should have been all of your light switches he let you off easy
yeah exactly yeah every wash every bathroom he uses every bathroom he
turns into a truck stop. Every bathtub that he uses. This mask reminds me of him because when I first entered his apartment for the very
first time, we met at the store, we were on a Canada Day show together.
Yeah, fellow Canadian, come by, do a podcast, I go cool.
Minutes before entering, you probably receive this image from him.
Boomer? The bent over guy, his asshole. Yeah, or the chick who eats all the poop. Shit whiskers.
Shit whiskers.
That's family, let your mouth.
There's nobody funnier.
And I, I, I tell, I tell this to him.
I go, you're just afraid of succeeding.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because, he self sabotages.
He should be Doug Stanhope Bigg.
Like he should have a cult following wherever he goes he gets 300 people
and you know it's like he shot the special I go when's the special coming out?
Spin I'm waiting for spin. Yeah it's coming up on Octa, then it's Halloween. Then it's Valentine's Day,
then it's Easter. I'm putting it on a porn hub. Yeah and you just put it out dude.
He was going to fuck two porn stars out he was gonna come off stage
fuck him in the green room and that was gonna be the credits but then
COVID got in the way of that he blames it on COVID. But no this mask I
walk into his place and the first thing I see after receiving this image of a
bent over white guy spreading his asshole I think it's Jason I go what the fuck the fuck he's I'm the thii. I'm I the the the the the the the th. I'm I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theee. theeeeeeat. teeeeeat. te. te. t gingerly tiptoe into his place I look I see a fucking pig mask on
his couch I go what's with the pig mask man he goes I go you wear the pig mask
while having sex he goes whoa whoa I make them weird and I'm not a fucking
weird I'm not a fucking weird
I make her weird
one time he sent me a video of people off in them weird in. I'm not a fucking weirdo. I make her weird.
One time he sent me a video of people off in themselves off of like Facebook. I called my way to go, if you ever send me that again, we'll never talk.
I don't want that shit, dude.
He's a lively, on tour in Europe, we wake up every morning and watch about seven people
die on lively. Yeah, it's just starting her morning. He's such a weirdo, dude.
But he's so funny, he's so funny.
And like his crowd work, like,
when you drive with him,
nobody will make you laugh harder than Jason Rouse.
He just is so fast.
Yeah, and it's just like take that to the stage.
Film yourself crowd working people and start putting it out.
No one else shuts vagina's fast than he does through that.
Amen brother.
Any chick that you thought you were going to get with,
yeah, that's just...
You're like, you're friends with him?
Done, dude. He's talking about vagina, old, old lady and shit.
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it's the best and it's the it's the best time ever it's also the worst
time it is it really is in the sense that like everybody can eat now everybody
can eat now everybody can eat you just got thatthing, because I'll see young comics where it's like, I can usually watch and go, okay, this guy's gonna blow up to how big you never know.
You just don't know who's gonna... Who's your pick right now? Who's your first, if we're doing NBA draft right now, who do you got? Who do I think's gonna blow up? Who do I think's gonna blow up? Who do I think? Who do I think? Who do I think's gonna blow? I? I? I? I? I? I think? I think it? I think it? I think it? I think it's? I think it's. I think it's. I? I think it's. I think it's gonna, the they. I? I th. I th. I th. Who I th. Who I th. Who's gonna blow? I th. Who's gonna blow? I's gonna blow? I's gonna blow? I's gonna blow? I's gonna blow? I's gonna blow? I's gonna blow? I's gonna blow? I's gonna blow? I's gonna blow? I's gonna? I's gonna? I's gonna? I's gonna? I's gonna? I's gonna? I's gonna? I's gonna? I's gonna? I's? I's? I's gonna? I's? I's gonna? I's gonna? I's gonna? I's gonna? I's gonna. I's gonna. I's gonna? I's gonna, the the the the the the the the th. I's gonna blow? I'm? I'm? I'm? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th I think is going to blow up? Well, we're sitting here, but yeah, I mean, besides the danger, besides the danger cats,
fuck man, I was just thinking the other day of like who I thought was going to blow the fuck up.
But Nikki Paris, that gay comic out in New York, I think he's going to blow up because
he's super fast, super funny and like he's exactly what Hollywood loves. So he's gonna blow up. I'm
trying to think about who else is gonna blow up. I think Leonardo can blow
up pretty big if she plays it right and doesn't get caught in like, like there's
like you can get really caught up in what I call content combat where you
just start going off on other competitors and like you know there's this whole, like we're in a place right now where like, like, uh, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, on other competitors and like, you know, there's this whole like we're in a place right now
Where like open micers seem to be like way more powerful than they should be
Right, because they just sink up with other fucking village idiots and they just all like get pitchforks and and
Torches and they stormed Frankenstein's castle and it's like you don't
understand like you're an open micer everyone starts at open micr, it's
meant to be shitty. Yeah. It's meant to be the worst conditions possible because
we want to get rid of all the losers but now because of the internet now
the losers can yell into the void and see if anyone yells back.
Right up that was a mean job! You've got people who are doing standup. yell into the void and see if anyone yells back. Right?
That was a mean job.
I mean, you've got people who are doing stand-up to nobody, like to just their room, you know,
and putting it on the internet and adding a laugh track and getting a following.
That's how multiple times.
I just like, I think you're just moving too quickly.
Too quickly.
You can't blame him for trying, you know what I mean? Well, I don't, I don't, I don't blame anybody for trying, but, but what we see now and what
I've said this a long time ago on Joe Rogan's podcast, people are trying to create a world
that plays of their strengths and outlaws their weaknesses, right?
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So there's a particular comic out there right now and I don't want to get
in the names. I'll tell you all fair but like he's like railing against
podcast right he's a big stand-up he hates Well, it also is that he can't podcast.
Right? Like you go look at his videos, they get no views. You know, but this guy's got
specials on every platform. But nobody's listening. So he's like, I don't want to do these podcasts.
Blah blah. Yeah, because you can't podcast. So now you're like alienating.
You're trying to like get everybody to turn on these things because it's a giant glaring hole in your game.
Yeah.
So it's like you're trying to create a world to place your strength outlaws, your weaknesses.
So what these, what you see with a lot of these like comics coming up, they can't,
they can't compete.
Can you take you and throw you into the middle of, like, like, the middle of like let's say the not just the comedy store right now because every 20 years the comedy store flips over yeah and it just becomes young
comedians which is how it's supposed to go to be there forever any sports
team every 20 years when when I was there 20 some years ago they had
mitten gut out the the middle of the line just gutted it and like then I was like thin I'm thin the theynighed I'm the they I'm they I'm they I I'm the theynighed I I I I I'm the the the theynighed I I theynigh theynigh theynigh theynigh theynigh theynigh they. they. they. their their they go go go go out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the I'm older I think about all those people that lost spots and they were just like one of
my because the internet wasn't there anymore so they're like oh what am I
going to do now and that you know you they're still bitter about it and I get
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I remember this one chick was like she worked for a second her plan. It was she was like, I don't see any like women. There's not a lot of women.
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It's like the most woke of the woke.
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and yeah we make that room as dark as humanly possible you can't see who's
beside you yeah that's why strip clubs are dark so nobody sees you getting fucking weird yes Yes. Right? So nobody wants to be
seen when they're laughing at jokes. You know it's funny so because I stand
like on a whole different time so I can kind of see everybody's face and sometimes
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you know, this chick, she bitches and moan. She's like, oh my god, you know, I see everybody
not getting spots. I go, I forget what the lineup, what the discussion was, but I go,
wow man, your plan really works.
You start getting spots, I'm seeing you're getting spots at all these calm clubs.
And then she has the balls goes, ugh, who's counting spots?
I go, you literally, that's the reason you're getting spots.
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just a lot of very unattractive and unsuccessful people
trying to wage war, thinking if they get rid of everybody,
they'll move into those positions.
And that's just not how it works.
Stop being angry, write funnier jokes.
That's what it is.
Like we, these weaponization of open micers,
and everybody's an open micrer at one point.
Most of us, I'd say 99% of us,
have to do open mics.
It's meant to be shitty.
Yeah.
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And that's my humble opinion, dude.
And I'm like, that's why when all these people are coming at me and everybody's sharing
it.
So, you know, it's like, I got no blowback.
I got a bunch of private accounts on Instagram talking shit to me.
Yeah. Talking shit to me. Yes. Anonymous cowards coward. Cowards are bots
Yeah, and because you on on Twitter you can do it without the box
You know you don't have to make a whole fake profile
And it's just like it's just it's really sad because what you're what you're basically try to tell everybody is like
Do what you think it's funny as long as it's funny. Yes. Okay?
I had people going, oh, this joke is what's funny about it.
What's funny about it is that I'm playing make-believe, the most make-believe we could play
at this point.
What's funny about it now is you being upset about it.
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That's right. And the other thing, going back to the Canadian government, not considering
stand-up comedy, one of the arts, it's because laughter cannot be controlled. And they fucking
hate that. Who is the most censored on the internet? Comics and content creators, right?
Because we can make, dude, I see, we have people on the show that make docks by themselves
that are Netflix worthy, like HBO Max worthy.
That scares the shit out of the establishment.
Yeah, well even scarier, they get more views than many of the things that are on those platforms.
I mean, that of the things that are on those platforms. That's I mean that's the thing. Dude this show gets more views than like all these like morning sports talk shows on
like Fox Sports and ESPN like is that crazy that there's podcast getting bigger numbers than like you know like
dude I worked at major newspapers that had a circulation smaller than the show's listeners
which is you know that's why they're freaking out.
They can't compete.
They can't compete.
No, they can't.
No, they can't.
So they're outlawing speech because you always, laughter destroys their narrative to the
inverted reality they've created as soon as people are laughing at it, all that
hard, crafted work is finished. Well, look what that video did to,
so the protest comes, I put together that little piece,
it shows that they weren't too organized,
and they haven't showed up since.
We went to Ottawa, we went to Toronto,
two cities that there should be a protest,
and there was no protest.
So the minute humor was used, it just popped it, deflated it and it's over. The minute you show, shine a light on the shadow in the cave, the shadow disappears. Also they were paid agitators in that those a lot of those
people are hired on Craigslist and they get $20 an hour to show up to these places and we're
wondering when's the protest going to end? Our man on the inside out there was like, okay, we got to get to the park where they're evicting the homeless people six blocks away.
So everybody, everybody go and they brought out new flags and everything and just went to
the next thing.
Yeah.
So, that's great.
Like, that was even.
I got to go to the cellar and I'm going to pop.
Yeah. Yeah. I can't hate that. Yes, it's symbiotic though. I'm joking Sam. Think of how much money we're generating for those cops showing up, the protesters getting
paid and that one lady that's starting it, she's a fundraiser like she works in the industry
of doing it.
So she's making money and they put her on every fucking news channel.
All of them.
And she even had her, she had her catchphrase down and everything, and they edited this.
They also showed this t-shirt on the day of the show.
Do you sell any?
Sold out.
Nice.
No, but they would show it at noon on a Sunday and 5 p.m. Prime time on a Monday. What he's trying to say is if it's not blurred and it's read word for word on after church on a Sunday, apparently it's not as grotesque as we think.
You're not even having to dance around it.
That's g-rated entertainment for the Canadian broadcast system.
So this passed standards and practices.
And they loved saying hickery or hookery smoked bacon.
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They were just like, put the smirking, fucking smirkelees over here.
That's what I call Brad Smirkey.
Take his face, sure, and then fucking rum with it.
Yeah, and then his joke.
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You know, I was calling him up and I was giving him an advice, you know, on what to do?
And my advice was do not apologize.
No. You cannot apologize. Because to me, they don't care. They just want your head
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They want your head on a stake, okay?
Don't apologize for nothing and wait a week and this thing will pass.
That's the beauty of the internet.
Something new will happen.
Who knows, dude?
I mean, maybe I was behind that.
I mean, maybe I was behind theory on Reddit about that. I have read that.
Yeah.
It's true.
I put that out by the way.
Oh go shit.
You know, I put that out by the way.
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right, within the article, they put multiple links into Asian crimes.
Like, yeah, you know, like, juice and the numbers.
Yeah, which adds to the trauma.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah.
Right. And it's just they did that with me with it. They paired up. I made a turban joke years ago And they paired it in a piece they go
1992 Calgary, Alberta and there's some woman on the news going well if they want to come to our country
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You guys ever heard of it?
That's a hockey reference to everybody in America by the way.
That's a hockey reference.
Yeah, I was out of that.
Yeah, um.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, I got a question.
You guys ever heard of some guy name Carole.
The guy named Assault List of Crand.
Yeah, I know. ago that's when I first found out that Canada was like wild and out he just takes pictures of chicks naked chicks he's poor champagne on him yeah and
they started counseling him and it was funny because he was like aren't you
feminist don't you aren't shouldn't women be able to do whatever you want
but that's where it started with a guy the guy the that's that's the guy is that the guy that is that the guy that the is that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the the that that that that that that that the guy the guy the guy the guy the guy the guy the guy the guy the guy the guy the guy the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the the guy the. No, no, that's... That's 100 more. Is anyone up or whatever?
That guy the... The revenge part. I think he was on a show before. He's an assuant. That's different.
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then when you get mad that we point out the funny things we see in diversity
so you can't have it both ways.
Oh and how many comedians are making a living just doing black jokes or
Lebanese or whatever right? Yeah that's the whole thing so it's like I have a bit
that at no Lebanese guy that's just like talking about the differences
between, yeah, 100% 100% because that's a rule that makes white women comfortable.
Because in their, when they do their oppression math that they do as they walk to the stage, someone
making fun of their own group is acceptable to them.
Yes. Because that, and it just gets into the like this theory I have that we're not meant to live
in big cities.
It's like Babel.
And, and it's just like what happens is like there's so much economic prosperity in these
big cities that our children are born without needs, without wants and with, more importantly,
without purpose. when you you know
you need food you need shelter if you have all those you need purpose and if you
have no purpose because everything has been handed to you since you were a
tiny tiny person right out of the womb you start to drift and you start to you
to absorb other people's purpose like you know so you start
fighting these things that you know, so you start fighting these things
that have no goal line.
You start fighting these windmills
and it's like racism and-
Social currency, right?
Yeah, right, right, right.
You know, it's like you have a discussion.
Well, yeah. And nobody has a monopoly on suffering, like everybody goes through
fucked up shit. Show me a group and I'll show you some kind of a genocide. It's just the way it is but some are more
important than others you know and it's just like there are people when I told
you guys about I don't like to get into where we're located in the studio
but yeah you guys came in I told you about you know where we are and how like
people were riding up and down the neighborhood and they left us alone. Those people right now
that were riding because of what they proceed happened to George Floyd, okay, based on what they
were told, okay, are silent on what's happening in Palestine right now. So it's like how can you,
like it's just, it's like everything is a hive mind. Everything is, I, you get angry at this.
Don't get angry at this. The programming.
We've lost, I've lost friends over the last six weeks since these news articles came out.
People don't want anything to do with us.
Let's show how the comedy.
Yeah, the reaction to us at a comedy club.
So to set this up, I just, I aired out, I knew this might have come up. So this is a good place to drop this.
It's the one I aired me of.
It's a vertical video in a green room.
The setup of this is right before we click play on this,
he enters the room.
He introduced himself 15 minutes prior.
We're like, hi, pleased to meet you.
the the room. Because he's getting the balls to say something, right? He heard something or somebody said something and now he comes in. And he
comes in with his hands on top of his head like he's being arrested and the
first words out of his mouth he goes, are you the, are you the danger cat guys?
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to be good.
And we're in a green room.
We have to share a green room with comedy club that has two stages.
And our venue in Ottawa dropped out a day before the show because of emails.
All it takes is 30 emails to break a company in half, apparently.
And so they got their 30 complaints.
They drop us.
This. 30 complaints, they drop us, this comedy club in town opens their door to us, they give us the downstairs stage.
We have to share a green room with the upstairs comedians, and this is one of the upstairs
comedians.
Did they have any idea who you were at all?
Oh, yeah, remember the first thing?
You guys are their guys, you you are. Yeah, everybody knows who we are. The comics don't have our back.
The club did, but these guys are really afraid and you're about to see Hal Afraid.
If this happened, but I don't want to catch any of the negative attention that you guys have from that, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
I really can't have that on my name. I can all good. No, I know. I just don't like
including any fucking anything. Right? What? I don't know. I don't know what we'd include you or not. How about this right now? Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I just don't want to be associated with
I don't have any I don't care what you guys do or whatever, sell tickets. Sure. I just, uh, just the online shit in the media and whatever. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, I, I, right, I, I, right, I, I, right, I, I, I, right, I, I, I, I, right, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, right, I, I, right, I, I, I, right, right, right, right, I, right, right, right, right, right, right, I, I, I, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, I, right, right, right, right, right, I, right, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, the th what you guys do, or whatever, sell tickets. I'm sure, I don't know, I don't know.
I just, well just the online shit, the media and whatever.
How narcissistic are you?
I don't really look at it, that's not it.
It's not it.
Is this news to you?
You know what I don't even look at it?
Oh, it sounds like you do.
People talk about it.
And I don't fucking read it.
I don't know shit.
Doesn't read it.
No, it doesn't read it.
We have passports and visas to travel to the states.
If we were criminals, we wouldn't have any.
I'm not calling you guys have. Yeah, yeah. And I don't think it's coming to me. I just want to say this say this. Oh, you're like foods here. Yeah. If you don't want, I'm good, thank you. Oops.
And just because he didn't want that aired, now it's aired. Yeah, exactly. We wouldn't even, we wouldn't even gave him.
I don't want to say, but do you know it.
You actually don't know his name.
The internet will find out.
Yeah, it doesn't even matter what his name is.
I made sure to take pictures of his name on the marquee too.
I'd go up to him all night Just afraid of us for no reason. I can't afford it. I
don't, you guys are selling tickets, I want nothing to do with that, I don't want
to sell any tickets. He's sort of like you guys who were going to give up money.
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Boo's records, like we're literally coming after
price your numbers.
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No, I don't think we can compete.
Yeah, I think we, uh,
we got to the road, you know, it's so funny
We were playing this club in the Midwest and the first time we're there. They're like, oh, we don't know man
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There's the reason your name's under the bar at the Comedy Store.
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This was before that.
No, there's never been before that.
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Older guy.
Older man.
His brother.
No, there was an older white guy that.
Oh, oh, Terry.
Terry. Yeah, that was the guy. I was like, say, your act, I'm like, that's my Tuesday, eight people in the fucking
crowd.
Don't fucking worry about it.
Worry about getting people in here.
Why am I here right now?
Anyways, they're very nice people.
Very nice people.
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he hated Trudeau and everywhere I went they hated Trudeau and here we are
with all this shit going on with blackface Trudeau and and it's just like I
love that we have this shirt this shirt and then you got Dallas Mavre's
shirt up.
I had Dallas this weekend. Yeah yeah I was fun to get too political. Yeahthen you got Dallas Maverick shirt. We're in Dallas this weekend. Yeah, yeah, I was spent.
You need an out.
You need it now.
You need out.
Um, that's kind of my comedy is like two for me, one for you, right?
That's how I kind of do it.
That's this group.
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the end they go, we did like him. So there's all I've always... easy on the eyes. Yeah, it is crazy
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fest, but even though I don't care if it's a sausage fest. If it's a bunch of tickets sold, I don't care. Yeah, you're younger. I'm 51. I just want to go to bed. But I'm just, I'm just happy they. I'm just happy. I'm just happy. I'm just happy. I'm just happy. I'm just happy. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's their that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. their. their. the the th. the the the the the th. the the the the th. the the the they's great. they're they're they're they're they're th. the. the. the. the. that's just, it's like super interesting about,
this is like Johnny gave me shit.
Brokinson, did it drop today, Johnny?
Yes, it is, yeah it's not.
We get into the debate about like everything in entertainment
that women like is really dog shit.
But then he pushed back that guy's like dog shit, his answer, that was Kid Rock.
Whoa, whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
What?
Did you say that?
I don't know who?
You're confusing me.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
He's coming at Kid Rock.
No, no, no, no, he did.
This is another guy.
He brought up King Rock.
Sorry about the hell of the podcast, take a shot to Kid Rock. Let's see what he's got to say here. That's how to debate.
He's got a weird song.
Kid Rock has a weird song where he says like,
underage is okay or something like that.
Oh dude, no, he's, I mean, I had that album
with a middle finger on a camera.
What you mean?
He's a double. is his dad making fun of him because he tries to act like he's white trash because everybody is a larp everybody's everyone is his dad owned a Cadillac dealership his everybody's everybody's
the cable guy everybody's doing that the ice cube it's lay Larry the cable guy okay fucking a kid rock
Larry the cable guy they're all Larry the cable guys because people don't want the truth.
No.
They want easily digestible and that's kind of what we've learned.
Even that bit that of mine, I keep bringing up sorry, but the blow up is like how simple is the joke?
And it just blows the fuck up.
We can also get in the fact that the AI or that knows I'm a white guy.
I say the M word they know, the AI knows. Oh, that is gonna cause chaos.
Yeah, it's gonna cause chaos.
Blow it off, right?
Is AI that smart?
Yeah, I do.
They know the white guy's saying, it's that program.
Oh yeah, we have to say it just a little bit.
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Ur-part really that's a tel-tale the R- Yeah, the R- Yeah, the R-
Yeah, I think if white people can like roll their R's no
No, but but like like But I mean, my goal in life is to make white people, you know, white guys, or white people
call each other the M word.
I think we should do that.
We should normalize that.
All right.
Here's the best way to kill the word, because I think it's a sigh-on.
We'll just be walking around hard all the time.
You would love to do it. Yo, can I? Sorry, guys. Sorry, this is a safe space.
If there's anyone to run this by, yes.
And I've been looking to run this by somebody.
This is a real thing.
So the setup is there is this black woman who I have seen a few times.
Nice, thanks. And that's the end of the story.
No, she, so I have two roast
battles online where I go against black comedians and I win quite convincingly.
Before I go to her hotel, she comes in, she watches these roast battle rounds as kind of
warm-up. She tells me this after one time. She goes, but just so you know I get myself in the mood by watching you win and she said like she quotes
she's like there's just something about seeing you put them niggas in their
place. She says to me. And I go, okay okay all right. Okay blood is leaving my
brain right now. You're feminine enough keep going. Never give Sam her contact information.
And I just respectfully kind of just...
Is it a white girl, black chick?
Black chick.
Black, she's black.
Oh yeah, dude.
I tell Sam.
I never think I was still here.
Have you ever been to be a story?
Have you ever been to be a story?
Have you ever been to be really bad when you're laying in bed with her? Have you ever done that?
That happened to me one time, I'm like, I'm sorry, I just hit it,
and then like all this racial oppression comes down in the commercial.
I'm like, oh dude, that's fucked up.
I'm sorry, fuck that.
So the question, I get this feeling from her that she wants me to potentially call her in a because I don't know how to say it in a palatable
way. How do you say it in a loving way? Is there a phrase you can put it in? Is there a way I can
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No, Sam, I would have asked you.
At the moment of climate.
Yeah, that's that.
Yeah, I would have asked you this past seven years.
I need his perspective.
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she wants that in the bedroom as well she likes the power dynamic sounds like it
so how can I say it yeah let's role play I'll be her I'll be her I'll be her
now I'm not against it let it out let. What do you know? This is so uncomfortable.
Now he's uncomfortable.
I feel like you're leaving his head.
Now he's uncomfortable.
No, no, I feel like you're like some kind of weird.
I'm getting catfished like in a weird kind of, like a phone sex kind of way.
And you're filming it on your own podcast.
Yeah, it's so weird.
That's a real thing tho though, someone I was talking to for a bit and she flat out said yeah she was into race
play that's what she called it.
There are a lot of girls into that dude I have a joke right now that my girlfriend doesn't
want me to put out on my special and it's about basically consensual non-consensual.
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it's basically about stopping a rape, right?
And she doesn't want me putting, so this is the new thing.
I've discovered that every, what?
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You can't lose that one dude
Dana really doesn't want me to put it out lose but I think I'm gonna clip it put on the side and let it just slide out
And she's producing your special right yes she shot it and oh did she? Yeah, my oh good then that's why she has a say yeah Yeah, I was gonna say other than that. Yeah, I mean technically nobody has say except for to nobody. Yeah, to nobody. Yeah, to nobody. Yeah, to nobody to say nobody to say nobody to say nobody to say nobody know, I listen to her in some weird ways, but
You can't lose that one. We'll figure it out.
In her defense, I could see a wild girlfriend or so her mom wouldn't want the joke out.
It just gets down to, you know, I've been doing comedy for so long that like I remember when you
go on the road and you say the word Jesus, like conservative crowds would just get quiet. They wouldn't even hear what the bit was because
they heard the buzzword and it's shutdown. Well that's now with certain
demographics, the M word with black people shut down. You know the R word with
women, the rape, shut down and like the whole push about, oh you know, I'm tired of comics doing rape jokes. I'm like I looked at your the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm th. I'm th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I'm th. I'm th. I've their they're they're they're they're they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm not, thi. I'm not, th. I'm not. I'm not, today. I'm like like, I'm today. I'm today. I'm today. I'm today. I'm the their their their you know, well, I'm tired of comics doing rape
jokes.
I'm like, I looked at your timeline, you haven't called out one female comic who do 80%
of the rape jokes.
80% of the rape jokes are done by women.
Most guys don't.
They just don't because it's just a cancel culture. And so you don't really care, and in reality you don't really care about rape, the thrapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapap.... th. th. th. the machine. the machine. the machine. the the jokes you just want to rage against the machine because you've been taught that you're somehow
oppressed even though that the amount of men and women on like television shows
and all that shit is 50-50 even though the amount of women who do
comic comedy compared the men is even close to 50-50 it's like 90-10
80 20 yeah so it's a complete
over-representation of the actual comedy community. I like it when they're not
upset at the rape or anything like with these Holtsman walkout videos. Sometimes
it's they sit through the rape, they'll sit through the genocide, they'll
sit to the murder and then it's like the's, when he mentioned Taylor Swift, that went too far. That's so crazy how they love that chick.
But back to Trudeau.
Yeah.
Speaking of it, yeah.
So it's, but it's really weird
because like I did stand up in Toronto.
And the comics they were great.
I really enjoyed and, and bro, what they were saying to each other, I was like, why aren't, the, this? Why aren't they teeing off?
Yeah. And you know, it's like, and again, that the M-word joke comes from
the watching roast after roast of everyone doing kid-fucking jokes and not dropping any
end bombs. Yeah. I sell off every roast I host. I will pay 50 dollars to the first one that drops an end-bomb in their roast joke. Nobody they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're tee tee tee tee tee tee tee tee. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I th. Yeah. Yeah. I th. Yeah. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I te. I te. I te. I te. I te. I te. I te. I te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. t off every roast I host. I will pay $50 to the first one
that drops an end bomb in their roast show. Nobody does it. They just won't do it.
We'll do it. Tell me when you're there. I'll go $50. Then you just drop it
right there. We just watch. We call those $50 words actually. Yeah.
And that's why we don't say them in any of our content yet yet when we get you within the four walls in the roof of the comedy club that's when you bought the ticket that's when we let the
50 all the words go bonus that's premium content then we call it a hard RRS
yeah I love that yeah I love that yeah one what once 150 bucks yeah yeah one
one time he look like he'll say what I'm just saying careful with how much
yeah make stipulations.
Yeah.
This guy sends me a bill $5,000.
I'm like, oh shit.
Yeah.
We'll take one Bitcoin.
Yeah.
Unbelievable, but. So it's just like Toronto that's carrying Trudeau? No, so it's manufactured. He is he is a puppet of the world regime and it's not legit.
It's not legit. Everybody hates the guy. He can't go anywhere without I know that a 40 man security detail
30 vehicles everywhere he goes he is shouted down. Have you heard of his new Bill C63 thing?
Hold hold on it just got popped at the Chinese were interfering with our Chinese? the Chinese were interferringing. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the world. the world. the world. the world. the world. the world. the world. the world. the world. the world. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He is is is is is is is is the world. He. He. He. He. He. He. He is their their their their their their their their their their their th. It's is their their their their their their their their is is is is is is their is their their of his new Bill C63 thing?
Hold on.
It just got popped at the Chinese were interfering with our elections too.
Like Cesis just dropped a report with our, was it the 2016 election?
Yeah, 2019, the 2019 election.
Yeah, and the 20s were meddling with our elections.
The Chinese logged into metal and they found out the Canadians are already meddling
with the elections.
That's what happened here.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's absolutely insane.
Bill C-63, that's the internet hate speech.
Dude, this is insanity.
Yes.
And it's like a fine new $70,000.
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And this is all being like our prime minister is pushing it.
The governor general, who is a figurehead, who is supposed to stay neutral,
just had a huge benefit talking about this. And there is no definition of hate speech.
I dare you to define a statement as a comedian is no definition of hate speech. I dare you to define a
statement as a comedian as an example of hate speech. Like I'll say this and
that is defined as hate speech. Right, 100% you can't. And then you get into
if one person says it's hate speech, if the next person is the exact same thing.
Did you like that somebody said something?
That that starts getting into it.
So now we're in full on like Mao China right now.
We are living it right now.
Yeah, Canada has.
Yeah, it is fallen.
And a long time ago too.
This isn't anything new.
They just implemented it in 2020.
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which joke across that line. This gets into this gets into once you accept
something for somebody else I was just thinking about this today you know like
everyone's cheering Elon Elon Musk right because he is fighting
Brazilian Supreme Court in law I go okay that sounds great because we don't agree with Brazil at this moment.
But what you're saying is you're okay with tech companies
telling the rule of law they don't respect their law.
Okay, and the minute you accept that,
the minute you accept that,
they're gonna come back around to your country
and tell your Supreme Court to go fuck itself, and're going to do whatever the fuck they want. And that's where we start to get into real
fucking problems because I'm sorry dude you can get into how study COVID
sorry study HIV and AIDS dude. Once they got you to accept it was a gay man's
disease and you were totally fine with that as soon as they told you oh some white chick got AIDS now now you're f and you're just into their siop over and over and over and over and
over again.
And guess who found out about that?
The right to choose people when they were like, my body, my choice, except for the vaccine,
they lost all of their ground.
Unreal.
They lost all of their ground.
Yes.
And now nobody respects what they're saying and it's thrown in their face constantly. These same people are like, when you ask them,
should children be allowed to get face tattoos?
They'll be like, no.
But should they get able to get gender reaffirming surgery?
Yes. Not only should they be able to get it?
Should the government pay for it?
I mean, we did that story on Broken Sam yesterday about now in Ontario, they're
going to have to pay for people who want to have both genitalia.
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You want to be able to do yourself?
You don't have to leave the house that way.
You can still do with the government.
Yeah. And it's pretty, and it's never good. Oh, yeah. I can't imagine.
And that's when I get into, you know, what?
Well, you get it, I should say, you get it done in Austin, Texas, apparently, the procedure.
They're paying for you to come to Austin. Yeah. And they're paying. Guys, I got how you're getting out of Canada, okay? You guys want stick pussies.
They'll send you to Austin and then you just disappear.
Last minute, last minute.
But then we can't advertise our shows.
Yeah, that's true.
That's the important.
That's where you guys go, Luchelibre.
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everybody a Nazi yes then recognizes a Nazi and everyone thinks it's a giant mistake and you know it's not right
Absolutely not you bet anybody that comes to those doors is thoroughly vetted. Your whole life history goes through.
They, they did that to demoralize everybody. Yes. This is exactly what's
happening with the black community. BLM, Black Lives Matter, oh by the way,
all your heroes are gay. Obama, Tupac, Tupac, Pupac, did he?
Did he?
Yeah, all those like where he's like kind of effeminate videos.
Oh, you see the video going right now?
Yeah, he was art school.
He was like a ballet game.
He's like, I just can't handle that, you know.
Yeah, we did it yesterday on TFHLag but I'll pull it up.
He'll pull it up, watch it. Wait, do you see this before? He's like 17.
Yeah, he went to like a fame school.
And he's an actor.
You don't have to hear what he's saying.
Remember, this is just watch.
No straight man moves his hands.
Yeah, he's already.
Dude, that's Gerard Carmichael. It's like 17 such a weird age, it's a, in the middle age, you're not 18 yet, you're older
than 16.
But I like it's nice.
They're doing a lot.
Yeah.
Almost like my mom because I'm arrogant.
Totally arrogant.
I agree.
I have to say, like it worked.
I can't hold the job.
I just quit my job.
Because I wanted to come and do this and they would let me.
And I felt it was important and it was more important than serving pizza and we had enough people
so I felt like since I'm an actor they should understand. They should let me do it but
but they didn't. And they had a cold so they were making me work in a freezer and I really
not want to be disrespected and I felt like that was disrespecting because I had to go. Larry the cable guy. Yeah? This is
Larry. Dude the whole gangster rap. Listen, listen the Tim Fall hat today for the
news of six months from now. It's just the way. The only news in Canada were
allowed to share this podcast. This is where we all get it okay? So, how about podcasts over there? About something that wrong is not being able to be...
What they're doing now is they're making it so that everybody is beholden to the same
rules as a major corporation.
And that way, if you're just a podcaster with 10 viewers, you've got to pass standards
and practices just the same as...
Unbelievable.
It's insane.
Unbelievable. There's another piece of it too where they're gonna hold you to
the same standards as a CTR CRTC in Canada so like if you listen you watched our
television when you come up there right and it's try not to yeah it's not that great.
But it has to be 60% too much hockey dude.
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have to have 33% Canadian content and they're gonna want to do that with
like our Netflix and YouTube and whatnot go on yeah so it's it's coming down
the pipeline I think where it's's going to be like podcasts.
I know there's like a prolific YouTube that's really fighting against it right now.
J.J. McCullough and he's been trying to rally up content creators up in Canada to like push back against this.
And they just like, all they do is just keeping it like nice and gray.
Well, we don't know. It's going to be Canadian content, but they won't tell you what deems it to be Canadian content.
The language is so vast and well, well open to interpretation.
100%.
They'll just, it's selective enforcement.
For radio, there's four categories. It's, is it written, is it performed, is it produced,
and the location. So it has to make two out of those four things for it to be deemed Canadian.
So all Rogan would have to have on is Tom Green,
and that is a performance check and a written check, and then that's a Canadian episode.
Right today is a Canadian episode.
But the rest of my episodes would?
No, unless somehow you could justify that a Canadian
helped in two of those areas. I don't know why anybody would be okay with that.
I don't like... Well that's my... on the ground. Are people okay with this? I don't
understand. So people like us and people that come to our shows, like we went to the Coots border during the trucker convoy. We were the only comedians in Canada to openly. the the. to. the the. to. the the. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. the the th. th. th. th. the the the the th. the the truck. the the truck. truck. the the truck. the truck. trucker. trucker. the trucker. trucker. trucker. to. the trucker. trucker. trucker. trucker. trucker. trucker. trucker. trucker. trucker. trucker. trucker. trucker. trucker. trucker. truck. truck. truck. truck. truck. truck. truck. truck. truck. truck. true. truc. truc. truc. the the truc. the truc. the truc. the truc. truc. truc. truc. truc. truc. truc. trucker convoy. We were the only comedians in Canada to openly support that
because he performed right on the border to Americans and Canadians at the same
time out of the back of a truck who's kind of cool.
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By the way, you guys got way better Coke than we do.
It's really crazy to me.
It's government.
Government funded.
Yeah, so is our country.
But the average person though, you were saying like, where are they falling on
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to lose so it didn't matter but now they've given it back sort of but we still
we aren't eligible for to receive organ donations in our own country yeah
a father of five died because he wouldn't take the shot. Yeah it's absolutely
ridiculous. And so it's still going on but it's not as visceral as it was during the trucker
convoy because that was like the country came together it's scared the shit
out of the politicians. Yeah and here's the whole thing dude again it goes
back to these terrified them. The the how diabolical it is that they fucking hurt us all into these big cities.
Right?
And what happens now is like, you're no longer making money off your farm, you're no longer
making money off your mom and pop stores.
You're now all the jobs are in corporations.
And you are beholden to the corporation and what the corporation says.
And if you want to move up or down and you want to make more money in your life,
you better play fucking ball. You better get the Vax, have your pronouns,
think fucking your history is racist, and you better fly that freak flag
everywhere you go or else you're never going to get a promotion.
And even if you don't believe in it, you got to play the game.
And this is where you end up trapped.
This is the trappings of that.
And that's why I never play the game.
And like everyone comes to me.
I don't come to other people.
What you're seeing right now in all these podcasts are people
are people talking conspiracies? Because I've been doing it forever. And I'm not the only reason they're talking about.
That's not what I'm saying.
But people, like, in this genre of this podcast,
that have been pushing it, we've been so right so long.
And you have to say it, because if you don't, you got from just like, listen man, if you... like the reason I don't like Hollywood
anymore is because the illusion of the meritocracy that I thought Hollywood was is dead.
Like I used to think these are the most talented of the actors and they earned it.
And now you go back and it's like, no, these are all trust fund kids who are circle
jerking each other they're either in front of the camera or behind the camera
and they're all friends and they're all just jerking each other off and
they're all and it's just like every time show me a celebrity I'll
show you a connection to something now to either a private school or a famous parent every fucking time and I feel for people who move
out here and they're like trying to follow their dreams and they could be
super talented and they just it just doesn't happen because you're not a rich kid
who who has been who was born into this fucking shit and that's why it's dying to me that's why it dies and it's just like and that's why they they they they they they's they's they's why they's they's why they's why they's why they's why they's why they's why they's why they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they're they're shit. And that's why it's dying to me. That's why it dies.
And it's just like, and that's why they hate the internet.
And we have to kill Hollywood, and I'm not even kidding.
Like it needs to, that doesn't mean I don't want people working.
We need to fucking kill it off.
Just don't watch it, right? Has anyone ever attacked or tried to rip it down? When they go up there, they just fucking jump off and try to kill them.
You can't even get to the sign right now.
Yeah, people have fucked it up before.
Yeah, I mean, they've done like Hollyweed, Holly Weird.
He's done stuff like that.
But that was like, it's like, if you're staying the night. Go fucking down Hollywood Boulevard and tell me it doesn't have like the worst
vibe you've ever seen. Like it's literally like taxi driver. Apocalyptic. We'll
take your word for that because we got to catch a plane out of here today to
meet you tomorrow. Okay what times you know sometimes you get right through and sometimes what are you flying? Delta's interesting it's either the best or the
absolute worse getting on getting on the plane. Once you're on the plane it's
the best but we're American. American Airlines. Yeah, I's bring some cash.
Bring some cash. Oh yeah. Again you guys are great. I'm very excited to have you you guys have fun on this show. I mean do you're doing the Lord Lord the Lord the Lord the Lord the Lord. the Lord. the Lord. the Lord. the Lord. the Lord. the Lord. the Lord. the Lord. the Lord. the Lord. the Lord. the Lord. the Lord. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tasu. tasu. tea. tea. tea.a.a. tea.a. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea on the show. I hope you guys have fun on this show. I mean, you're doing the Lord's work. It's important. People may not realize it yet,
but they don't realize what's coming to them. No, they don't. What you said earlier is we are living
in the golden age of comedy, but people just don't know it yet. But the people that do know, I still laugh my ass to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep the people that do know I still laugh my ass to sleep every night and
You got a lot of people in your life that are still
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used to be like there was so much money and now because it's environmental
bullshit. Yeah. You know and that's that's what I get into so I was watching
this video lesson I'm gonna have her on the show but she talks about the
cult of feminism and it's all into, it's all, they're all luciferians, all your mott, like at the beginning of feminism are luciferians and Satanists and all these people, you know, and so that's what happened. So like when you, when you talk about like, let's say, like BLM, okay, or even like Zionism and this may not. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, their their their their their their their their their, their, they they're all, they're all, they're all, they're all, they're all, they're all, they're all, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, what happened. So like when you talk about like, let's say, like BLM, okay, or even like Zionism, and
this may not be your guys' things, but when you get into like what people are told Zionism
is against what it actually is, it's never the same thing, which is the same thing with
climate change, right? It's like what you're told is we're trying to save the planet planet planet planet planet planet.a pnianian.s.s.s.s.s.s. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the the the, to, to, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, so.s.s.s. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. we're trying to save the planet, but what's really happening is a Trojan horse to destroy your economy and strip you of all your rights.
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And they have no clue what they're doing.
Especially chick. I mean like, listen, everybody.
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I saw traveling were hot chicks.
Like we were all on lockdown and I would just see all my super hot young friends being
like, yacht life?
I'm like, how did you even get there?
How did you get on that?
It's lockdown?
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saw the parties they were all. Yeah you're like yeah why is that bus boy not
have a mask on we're at this eyes wide shut fucking.
Garcetti we saw Gavin Newsom having part as we saw fucking
all of them Boris Johnson was fucking I mean it you could just run down the list of every major politician
The rock was out there. Yeah, he was so down down. We're fucking shutting water off on people that were complying
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People were walking by and snitching on us.
Motherfuckers.
Pieces of shit.
Yeah, I mean, dude, this is what happens when you have like a successful country where
your parents, your grandparents made money and you just have children born into a world where they have no
Fucking issues with food shelter and clothing and they just have to find a purpose and their purpose tends to be
Fucking white-nighting other people's fucking history right and fighting these windmills in which there's no actual goal line?
How do we know when we solve climate change? How do we know when we've vend racism? How do we know when there's equality with men and women? We'll
know what is what is equality for gays? What does that mean? Fung, banging kids?
When we let them bang all the kids that's when it is? They got two-poc?
They got two-poc. Yeah, they got two-poc! We got one more time. Okay, go.
Bipoc. His name is Bipoc. Yeah, yeah. And it's just like, you know,
Andrew Schultz goes, why are they bringing this out right now? I go, and he thought it was crazy. I love Andrew Schultz, but he's like, dude, it's a demoralization campaign. Yes, a humiliation ritual. They're humiliating the black community. Unix as well. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their, their, their, their. their, their, their. their, their, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. to. to. to. to. th. to. th. to. th. th. th. th. old thing that's being brought back with a new twist on it.
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You know, it's like, they made black, black people, their heroes are entertainers and athletes.
And now, now they're finding out that all their, their president's gay, that chocolate
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And now Tupac is Bipoc, right?
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I'm seeing more and more videos now of like, rappers that't make it talking about like the Diddy Party.
Now that the Diddy thing popped off, they're all coming out in the, like from the board.
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the point of what you're doing is that they're gonna allow, they may allow
this fucking scumbag out of war who is just basically killing people for the
elites. Yeah. I mean it just that when you brought that up reminds me
that scene in hellraiser where they just bring that mental patient into the fucking and have them cut himself on the fucking
uh mattress and that's when fucking pinhead comes in I'm like that's what we're talking about here right so back to Jason Roe
Yeah back to Jason Roe one more time tell them where they can find you. Danger cat shop.com for tickets we're hitting up a lot a a a a a th. A th. A th. A th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. the th. the the th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. ta. ta. te. te. to. te. te. te. te. toda. te. te. the the toda. the. the. Cat Shop.com for tickets. We're hitting up a lot of cities starting
with Fort Worth on April 21st. We're in Austin on the 26th. Roscoes. And then a bunch of Canadian
dates and then we were back with Brian Holtzman in Vegas on May 26th. Wise guys. Oh that's so great.
Now are all you guys performing with them? Oh that's so dude. That's so great. And then we have a run in California at the Improvs starting July
24th in San Jose Breya the 25th, Oxner the 28th and a stop at the Ha Ha Ha and maybe the comedy store
on the weekend there, 26, 27th. So that's what we're up to. I fucking love it guys. Thank you guys so much for coming on.
One more guy time real quickly. Let's get into this episode. Let's discuss it.
What do you guys think of the danger cats? Dangerous. They are dangerous. They're very level-headed guys for dangerous
cats, right? Yeah, I expected I honestly did expect a lot more chaos. Well, I mean like dude. They're really nice guys and it's just like like we we we. they're they're they're th. th. they're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. to. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. th. mean, like, dude, they're really nice guys and it's just, like we just live in
this time where open-minded people don't want open-minded discussions, right?
They want open-minded.
I would call those people not open-minded, right?
Well, no, no, the presentation is that they're open to all love and all people, right? Like, that's their the presentation. the presentation. The presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the presentation, the, the presentation, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,? Like, that's their whole thing. It's inclusion, right?
But that's what they're presenting themselves.
We're the team of conclusion.
We want to include everybody,
and then if you don't agree with that,
then we don't include you in our little games.
It's actually total bullshit. So when you do meet people like the danger catch, you're they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they're they're they're they're thanching, than, than, thatting, thatting, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, tho, like, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th really good guys and the thing you said that they're dangerous from Canada oh I thought you're
gonna say they're dangerous for cats no they're dangerous from Canada so
it's not too dangerous you mean they're dangerous by Canadian standards
yeah real low standards like that's how we're like oh they're not they seem to be like they're to be like oh they're they're to they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to they to they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they not afraid to, you know, it's weird. I don't know what it's like if they're, yeah, those guys are.
I don't, I don't, I don't necessarily, you know, it's like when you compare what somebody
says in a roast to regular comedy, and it's my whole theory on why roast is just for
pussy bitches, okay?
It's just like, you know, you say extreme stuff in a roast. That's what they to the roast. That's what they've done with the roast.
Okay?
You say extreme shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's all, I mean, isn't that kind of why you have,
you have to say extreme shit and roast,
because most people aren't that good to say the funniest things.
So you just kind of open micers.
That's where these roast shows are and that's again nothing against open micers. We all start as open micers.
But that's who you tend to entertain. That's why when you go to a comedy show, I mean, that's why when you go to open micro, the comedy is so much darker and edgier because you're entertaining
open micers. Are you saying they're playing to their audience or are you saying
that's easier? Each level of comedy tends to change. Well now what we have is
these very weaponized open micers who are trying to white night everything because
they just know they can't compete in a marketplace of ideas.
It's funny because that used to be, I mean you think about like door guys at the comedy
store, open micers, that used to be a badge of honor, right?
I mean, well, nothing gets comedy store people.
No, but you know what I'm saying.
Yeah, I mean like this is where it used to be.
You used to have to push it. That used to be a guaranteed good Where do you think, is that kind of like a comics comic?
Like I met comics comic and I'm like, dude, this was killing it for me though.
Yeah, and he's literally, he's like, no, that's where the comics. He's making you guys laugh.
He doesn't care about.
Yeah, that's it.
But they tend they look as an escape. So they're looking for two different things, right? Yeah. And that's why you have these comics who are all these
theater comics tend to do broader shit. That's why. Because that's because they
know who they're entertaining. That's what they want. It's my breakdown of comedians. You know there's there's clowns, there's shit talkers and then there's outlaws. And there's there's the out there's the out there's the out out there's the out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out. there's the out. there's the out. the out. there's the out. the out. the out. the out. the out. the out. the out. the outlaws. the out. the out. the out. the out the out. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they. I's their th. I's th. I's th. theas. thea's. thea's. thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea'ers, and then there's outlaws.
And you know, the outlaws don't give a fuck with anybody, the Brian Holtzman, the Joey Diaz,
the Doug Stanups, I'd like to throw myself into that.
The Danger Cats seem to be like that.
And it's like, you know, just again, that's what I've learned, those who can't
troll.
And they just troll people because they can't create, I'm going to buy that shirt by the way,
just to decide that sweatshirt.
That's sweatshirt.
Dude, they're really sold out of think I might buy just to piss everybody off. That's a but.
These fucking retards.
But you know you get it now again I totally understand that there are people who find the whole
thing that will happen to the indigenous in Canada as horrific which we all agree on that.
You know but I think you missed the point
of what they're saying. First of all, you can't take a joke out of a roast battle
and then present it everywhere else. Do you know what I'm saying? That's like a
lot of my comedy. Like my comedy isn't meant for moms and fucking, you know,
grandmas and shit like that. I meant to entertain the people in the fucking room who want to hear shit. That's who I meant to entertain.
So I love the Danger Cats.
I thought they were great.
I'm looking forward to working with them all this week.
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linked to have with you about this clip of on Roseanne with Jim Brewer where he talks about Chappelle. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This ties right into what we're just talking about. This is, I mean, I don't even, this is stunning footage, right?
Good for her for getting it. I wish we had thought to ask Jim Brewer about this when he was on,
because, I mean, damn, just check this out everybody.
What happened between you two? Did you fall out?
Or did you just go different ways? No, no, no, we, we, I think different ways, but I'll put, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th. th. this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this is, this is, this is, this is, tas. tas. tas. today, to. to. to. to, to, to, to, to, but I'll put something out there that I don't know if he... When we were filming, we were filming a movie and he also had a lot of pressure from HBO and...
Comedy Central, right? A bunch of people on earth.
I love her. I didn't like her. He then, while he's on the show, I take it back.
When it was blowing up. And we were, remember the Aspen Comedy Festival? Yeah, that was fun. I did that too.
He came there and he was freaked out. Yeah. Yeah, what's, what's going on? And all I could say is he was visited. Yeah. on and all I could say is he was visited
Yeah, that's what I think too
And when he told me who visits him I still as my heart stops for a second. I'm like get the fuck and I'll never forget he went you believe me right? You believe me Jim right and I could I could he's like they
came to me and he said the names I'm like get the fuck and what happened
and then all son he went to Africa yeah that's what I remember happening but
they never really said what happened I don't know yeah
I don't know much I he went. I can't.
That's none of my business.
Oh, she got scared too, right?
He was corrected.
He said, correct.
Yeah.
Said he was, hey, by whoever it was.
Hey, uh, we need to have a conversation.
Um, would you like some of your own coffee in your house?
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Yeah, it and so when I saw him come back
Um
it was a lot less communication and maybe he just you know, maybe just grows but I can honestly say maybe I'm crazy for it's and I am crazy for
saying this when I saw him completely come back I really questioned if that was him yeah I know
that's really crazy I think those same things yeah I know that's crazy I know that's the same things
I know that's really crazy. I think those same things, yeah. I know that's crazy.
Uh...
Well, it's no crazier in the...
The trains are going off the rails.
I'll tell you what, these fucking boats are running in the bridges.
So funny.
Some a bitch, you goddamn, fucking electricity went out and you know, let me get the... You know what, the black box don't work. Son of a bitch, it's been working for years and years and all the sudden this
fucker went out of business.
That's it, but buddy.
Let me sell you man.
She got nervous too.
She did.
Yes, yes, she did.
When her producer, whoever that was asked about the names. She's like, oh no, we don't, we can't. Bro, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny.
Johnny, all I have to say is that we have been so right
over so long.
I told my girl.
So when I talk about certain people I know that I've told you their names, I don't say it on the thing,
because I'm not somebody who likes, you know, even though in the earlier I was
talking about all these comics coming after me and I named a couple things here and there.
I don't like that shit.
I don't like going in comic wars.
There are some people really fucking annoy me, and I just don't want to go after these
things.
And you could have helped you get more attention to the shows if you wanted to engage in
that thing.
It's very easy to get in that content combat.
Okay?
Content.
But I don't say names, but I like people to know what I know. And even though I don't have definitive proof,
I'm pretty sure people, the FBI's infiltrated the comedy scene
and the comedy store.
Okay?
Wow.
And so you go, who do you think he got visited by?
That's what I was going to ask you.
I think it was the long lines of like Oprah. Oh, really? Oh, you you think?? th th th th th you? You th, you th, you th, you th, you th, you th? th? thi? thi? thi? I thi? I thi? I thi? I thi? So, thi, thi, so, so, so, so I don't? So, thi, so I don't th so I don't th so I don't th so I don't thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, so I don't thi, so I don't, so I don't, so I don't, so I th, so I th, so I th, so I th, so I th was going to ask you. I think it was the long lines of like
Oprah. Oh really? Oh you think somebody in the business? I think it very high up in the business, the occult business.
My thought was more like executives and stuff like of it. Yeah but dude why would he be shocked by that?
You're right. You're right. You're so right. Or is the only other thing I was seeing someone in like in high up in the government in the government in the government in the government in the government in the government in the government in the only other thing I was seeing someone in like in high up in the government or law enforcement. Like you just got to think like who's the biggest players in the game?
And like they've always been like sheep herders. That's what people like Jay-Z and P. Diddy do?
You remember when Kanye was getting out of pocket, who they send in?
They send in these sheep herders to get you back into the herd.
And that's why, guys, I like, I don't think everybody that makes it to a certain level is
necessarily compromised, especially if they make it through the internet.
That's just me, okay?
No, I think you're right. But I'm just going to tell you dude,
it's just like at the highest, highest levels, the highest levels. And I do find
it very interesting that when people are being honest, I'm giant, giant, giant platforms giant platforms, you see that their worlds start
to get a little smaller.
And I find it very interesting that Dave Chappell opened up his own comedy club.
What do you mean by that?
Their worlds get smaller.
Like, I don't think they like to put themselves out there as much because they
know it's dangerous.
Well, what do you think of then of the implication that he didn't come back like that might not be him.
So he's saying it's a clone and you know what somebody said they asked them are
you a clone? And he goes deep home boy.
Eric open your mind. Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere.
That's some interdimensional shit.
Wake up, Aaron.
This is only the beginning.
Dude, you just blew my mind.
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