Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #773: The Art Of The Roast With John Barbour

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Starting point is 00:02:45 Yeah, I get, well dude, listen to the latest Broken Sim, I break it down. My pronoun joke has become my free bird, okay, so just know that. Yeah. So anyways, there's a lot going on on the website, but I wanted to just get into real quick. We're gonna do a little something different here before we bring in the guest. Obviously everybody knows about the roast of Tom Brady and what exactly that means culturally. I wanted to get your guys' thoughts real quick. Did you guys watch the roast and what did you guys think about it? Or have you seen clips of it? I've seen clips, yeah, I haven't seen the whole thing yet. Obviously, it's very interesting to me because, you know, Tony Hinchcliffe seems to be, have been added late. Oh really?

Starting point is 00:03:38 Because they announced them late. You know, Tony Hinchcliff, I didn't see any ads for that. But Tony Hinchcliffe was at it late. And then all of a sudden, you know, he just goes up there and just nails it. Oh, I remember, you came in, was what? When did you watch, was it? Sunday night you watched it? It came out Sunday and you came in Monday morning, you're like, did you watch the phone. Yeah, did you watch. Yeah, I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. tooooooooooooooooooooo. th. th. Just absolutely annihilated it. That's his gift man. It's good at that. Dude, again, I'm getting into this whole thing about preparation.

Starting point is 00:04:11 It's like luck equals preparation meets opportunity. And that's Tony Anchelie's whole comedy career was about that moment. Was that moment right there. And he nailed it. But I want to get into what this means culturally more. And a couple of things, I did a live stream on the way here to the show. I did a live stream talking about this kind of discussion that people are having right now of how they feel that the comics who have blown up, I want to get into the, I want to get into the, I want to get into how people feel that the comics

Starting point is 00:04:49 who've blown up off of Joe Rogan aren't organic and I want to get into that, this notion that comedy is back, okay? First of all. Can I just read a Washington Post really? The Tom Brady Rose. Click on it and then read some of it was cruel misogynistic and not very funny is what the Washington Post has it. So so I I just recently posted a funny meme that said I'm not if you go to my my Instagram you'll see it it goes I'm not a marriage counselor or anything but maybe if you thought about talking less and cooking your husband a steak that might work better for you and bro the amount of people losing their mind. the the amount of people? the their their their their their their their their their. their. their. I. I their their. I their. I their. I the you. And bro, the amount of people losing their mind on that post, and it's so hilarious. Will you go to it? Will you go to real quick? You know, and it's just like the way people lost their fucking skulls on this thing. How long goes that, it will be like one to last, like, there we go, go to Sam, go to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they... the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the a, the a, the a, they. And, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they.......... And, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the, the, the the th.a, th.a, th.a, th.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a. the, the a.a, the a.a, the a, the a, the a, the a, the a, s on this thing. How long goes that same? It will be like one the last, like, there

Starting point is 00:05:46 go, go to Sam, go to my Instagram, sorry. Go to my Instagram. Um, go down, go down, there it is, there it is, there it is. There it is. There it is. Okay. Yeah, I'm going. Go there. Go the, right. Okay. I'm, this is just, but if you read it. There it. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. to. to. to, to, the. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. there. Okay, go that right. Okay, this is just but if you read it right there you could see the comments and women are losing their fucking skulls for no other reasons. What are you doing dude? Go go go to the thing. You can't, it won't go and it won't go on it. He's not like. Okay go keep going. That one right. that one right there. Up up up up right there. Right there. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the right there. Up? Up? Up? Up? Up? Right. Right. Right. How many? Okay. Look at these. The comments. So, who are these? Who are these people? So this is Tony. Tony. She's a friend of mine. I know her through acquaintance. We did shows together. I had her on my podcast. and of course she she was going off about you know you know she like we got to take down the patriarchy because women are convinced that they're held back by men this is their comp so if you hear

Starting point is 00:06:56 this right and she's a comedian and she's my friend have a sense of humor then yeah it makes me sad that dudes want to relate to women in this way. I get a ha, funny, women should shut up, yuck, yuck. Yeah, it's the truth. It's an indicator of how afraid people are of genuine intimacy, connection, and vulnerability. The gender divide is getting so boring, fake news. And it's just like, what are you talking about? Like, like, like, talking about like what are you talking about Like like the gender divide what is the gender divide? What is going on here?

Starting point is 00:07:33 Like what about that post makes you think there's a gender divide and like how are you comic there's nothings thin? Who get angry at jokes. It upsets me. Now if someone talks about your family, I could understand you want to go to his house and beat his ass. Okay? I get it. I get it. That's fine. But to sit there and take a meme that's honestly funny and make everything that is provocative, literal. It destroys comedy. Who talks about the gender divide, let's call it that, more than women, by the way. Who shit on guys constantly?

Starting point is 00:08:12 It's unbelievable. But this notion, like, we can't be provocative anymore, is the biggest problem we have. And even the notion that we have to only be provocative at roast. We're like this is allowed. Yeah, that's funny. thaaaauuuiiiiiiiiiia. tha. tha. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's that's that have to only be provocative at roast. We're like, this is allowed. Yeah, that's funny, right? Yeah, you're so right, dude. I never thought about that way. It's almost like they put kind of a fence around.

Starting point is 00:08:30 They're like, hey, dude, we're just gonna let these people do this. This is one time. It's so crazy, right. So, so we get into the, I was, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. to talk. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I to to to to to to to to to to to th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. they. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they that. Well, can we give a shout out to Lisa? She says now we have to hear a whole rant about how he really loves women on Broken Sam. At least she listens to Broken Sim. Yeah, I mean she's totally right. Yeah, same as the pothed. And that's somebody said something very funny. And that's somebody said something very funny. And that's that's how you tee up. Which is Brenda Pontif. provided he makes enough to afford the state. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:09:03 That's funny. Exactly. And that's how you disarm this kind of thing you want to do it. And that's how you tee off. Instead of freaking crying. Have fun with it. So we go back to this Washington state, this Washington... I got it right here if you know me to read it.

Starting point is 00:09:16 Tom Brady must really need money or attention or proof that he that he that he that he that he that he that do that Netflix roast in which he gallantly sacrificed the mothers of his children to clumsy third-rate comics whose hammy punchlines fell like refrigerators hitting sidewalks, splatting Brady's reputation for intelligence beneath them. Like who are you talking about? Are you talking about Nikki Glazer? Who's like, by the way, I mean, is Nicky Glazer getting hotter as she gets older? Yes, I mean, she's getting hot, dude. And she's freaky, too. We don't know that. Why do you have breakdown women? No, kid. Right. But, I mean, she does jokes about her. Come on, let's go.

Starting point is 00:09:59 But I mean, like, who you're talking about? You talking about Nikki Glazer who absolutely destroyed everybody and everybody called Grunk stupid, right? And I'm sorry, but I think this is the best thing I've ever, Tom Brady is so smart for doing this, Tom Brady is so smart for doing this, dude. Oh, of course. Why would you say that? Because it makes him more human than any other goat has ever been human before. There's never been a goat that has allowed himself to be made fun of like Tom Brady did

Starting point is 00:10:32 at this roast. You're saying LeBron would never let himself get roasted like that. Never! I agree. Jordan is not a nice person. The things we've heard about Jordan, he's not a nice guy. Difficult. Right?

Starting point is 00:10:49 He's difficult. Oh, no. Right? He's literally that. Like, dude, nobody. Tom Brady is the most real dude that is the greatest to ever do it. And by the way, this woman, she looks like one of these old school feminists. Yeah, let's see how unhappy she is. Let's play a game called how many cats does she have? Oh my God! All of them. It's like taking shit

Starting point is 00:11:11 literal. You've destroyed comedy because you've made it literal. Okay? By the time the three-hour Bulgarian parade was over there were two conclusions. Football players can't do funny, only course. And Brady wasn't the one who got roasted He stuck his exes with the tab And that's why it's brilliant I bet you there is a fucking clause where he they can't talk shit about each other and he didn't and he got all these comics to do it. Dude Kevin are had a great line. It's like she fucked her and instructor and she's still a white belt. Like that's such a great line. Only only sick of fans blinded by Brady's seven Super Bowl rings could have found the performance

Starting point is 00:11:57 comedic. But go on go on keep going. Are you blinded by his Super Bowl this chick and like even though I love Tony dude dude, get ready, man, because this pandering that was done to you forever is dead. It's dead. This is Netflix trying to keep up with the internet and comedy. That's what Netflix did. That's why they're like, do we gotta let go. Oh, dude, how gay are you? You look like a gay Tom Brady?

Starting point is 00:12:25 Like how funny is that? And then the go, dude, it's so crazy that you're a patriot when you really look like a confederate fag? Dude, that is so fucking funny. Listen, dude, it's like she doesn't understand comedy of. Johnny, Brady's uncomfortable plastic grin was accompanied by the canned he-canned he-haws of fake laughter from a crowd whose jaws were stretched tight from the effort of cackling over broadly at lines like this from Kevin, listen to me. There's the progressives, bro, the progressives always get to a place where they get deaf airs.

Starting point is 00:13:03 If you listen to my pronoun joke, okay? You look, read the comments, bombed in the room. Did not bomb it all? Hey, duty, dude, crushed. This weekend, in Chicago, it was why, yeah. People like, oh, you won't do that in Chicago. I go, bro, bang. With the black, wait stuff. We tip very well at the the the the end th at th at th at th at th th th th th th th th th at th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. thate, thate, thatate, that, tho thathe thatheat, tho th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that, th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thate, thate, thate, that. the. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. the. the. the. the. the with the what with the black wake wait staff hot black

Starting point is 00:13:25 asked tip very well at the end let's not forget that but he didn't care and they didn't they were laughing nobody cared they all laugh nobody cares but do you think okay you just said obviously they drop in fag over there on Netflix stuff do you think that would trickle down to YouTube you think thi to thi to thi toooo th you the the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that that that that that that that that that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that that that that that thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi. thi. thi thi thi us being able to say it. We've been talking that YouTube has been kind of nice to us lately. A little bit better yeah I mean especially with the the hammer for words you know like specific words which is weird because usually during the election it buckles up. Well I mean not quite there yet I think we'll get a little closer maybe okay yeah but I don't know we'll see. But it's in true I mean some stuff has been happened on the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. to. to. to. the. the. th. th. Okay yeah. I don't know we'll see. But it's intra, I mean, some stuff has been happened on Twitter. I found out why my blue check mark went because I changed my profile pick. Oh, okay. Okay. That and so you do that they have to make sure it's

Starting point is 00:14:12 nothing weird like that. But, you know, if you study it, it's just the greatest thing ever. And it's like here we go now. And there's this old theorytheory, there's old saying that that the projects get made by accident. Like if something makes it to the screen, somebody fucked up. Right? And there's a, there is a large segment of Hollywood that deep down inside probably hates this roast. Not because of what it said, but because it raised the bar so much higher for all them to have to achieve now. Everything that follows this has to have an achievement. It goes back to what we're talking about with Brady, right? I mean with with Pete Diddy, where he's like, I learned don't work with talented people work with less talented. He said that? Yeah he goes I learned that. He worked with all these

Starting point is 00:15:10 guys at first they all just like fuck you I'll just do it on my own and now he's like I don't work with less talented because you can control them easier and that is Hollywood. That's so cynical. What does this make you think about Netflix though because I mean it's one the the the their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. this th. this th. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. they. to. th. to. the. the. t. the. the. the. thi. the. th. th. Netflix though? Because I mean it's one of the few really well, I mean, they've done good specials, but I don't I mean, it's a little confusing because Netflix normally and recently has you know sucked. No, the specials aren't good. Yeah, like what it would have? But this is great. I mean, how'd that happen? Is it an accident like you're saying? They give you one little little things to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. It's. th. the the they. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a little. It's a little. It's a little. It's a little. It's a little. It's a little. It's a little. It's a little. It's a little. It's a little. It's. Here you go. They have to do that, Johnny. Like, like, HPL Max has to have a game of thrones every once in a while to get you to pay and then they just bombard you with dog shit. So it's like this is what they have to do. And they don't like that.

Starting point is 00:15:59 I guarantee you they're going to do this again because it got so so their they got so to get so to do to do to do to do to do so much to do it got so much heat and you're just going to see it slowly, slowly, tinker back. I mean it's the same thing that happened with Last Comic Standing, right? The first two seasons were all the old school savages who were like road legends and then it became, let's cast it. God they killed that show didn't. They killed it. They killed it. But going back to this, like black jokes, gay jokes, everyone got shit on equally. The only person who didn't get shit on was Tom Seagora. And my cousin's like, why did anyone hit Tom Sagoa? Because Tom is love. Tom is unhatable. Tom Segora is like love. And it kind of gets back to this rant that I just did on the drive in is like this notion that like when Cat Williams goes, oh, you know he rant that I just did on the drive-in is like this notion that like Joe when

Starting point is 00:16:45 Cat Williams goes oh you know he blew up these five guys that aren't funny it's like no it's not true it's not true at all like he's blown up fucking killers and the notion that that like Joe Rogan blowing somebody up is unorgan is the most annoying shit I've ever heard in my life. Like being blown up by the industry is the organic right? Yeah that's such a good point. Right? It's like dude you have no clue who you're pitching to right now. You guys have no clue the process of getting anything on television and it's fucking awful you're pitching to like

Starting point is 00:17:22 the staff of Buzzfeed. If you study who like has been going after me on this pronoun joke, you study it? It's like all the woke piece, it's either super woke or super unsuccessful and ugly. I can't tell you how many guys from couches in their living room are talking shit on my joke. And you're like, why? Why is this? Because, like, dude, all these woke motherfuckers, they just don't want comedy they can't compete against. Thriving.

Starting point is 00:17:57 They can't compete in that world. Yeah, I see what you're saying. It used to be a niche. The alt scene used to be a niche. It'd be like, late night the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the be a niche. The alt scene used to be a niche. It'd be like late night on HBO. Late night on Cartoon Network. Then it became the norm and comedy bottomed out. And everything else seems fake by comparison. All of it's fake, dude.

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Starting point is 00:20:02 But we're going to hear it later in this episode How Carson was you know was it like yeah Fuck some dude if the booker of the tonight show didn't like you you were fucked There a guy literally jumped off a building because he lost his tonight show because he had a bad set late night That's that's bad it was. So much pressure on those guys back in the 80s and now let's say Johnny Carson Carson passes on you and the th??????????? the the the the the the the the the th? the th? the the the the th? th? the the the the th? the the th? the th? th? I the the th. the th. th. the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thea. thatea. toda. today. today. today. today. toea. toea. the let's say Johnny Carson passes on you and then the industry passes on you back in a day. How would you work? You wouldn't! You're done. You're done. No, today's so much better. It's so much better. And the notion that Joe Rogan, who's helped so many freaking people. Like dude, if you study deskwogu, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi thi thi thi thi thi tho, tho, tho, th study, if you study Desquad,

Starting point is 00:20:46 you study Death Squad, then you study how it helped influence gas digital. Like are you leaving LA, going to New York and hooking up with those guys, and how those guys rode through the whole fucking COVID political correctness, and now people are going to New York to kiss the ring to get their their fan base that's how powerful Legion of Skanks is now that's how powerful gas digital is now I mean everyone forgets about the ice house chronicles dude guess who came up guess who green lit the name this guy right here oh really yeah Joe and Joe and Brian Red Bam were like

Starting point is 00:21:24 do we got a couple names. They listened to me, the one was like Ice House Chronicles. I go, I like Ice House Cronkles. You're the best with names. Yeah, and they go, that's it. That's the name. And that's why I like, I have to start getting out. the, I have the credit. I mean, I feel like he's just not a, you could go around to like people and that he wouldn't

Starting point is 00:21:47 be a name but that guy's, I mean, God bless him. He's a nice guy too. If you study the history of comedy, okay, the history of comedy, the history of comedy, the history of comedy, that really, that is, that is, that is, that is, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, I's, I's, I'm that's, I'm that's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I. I's, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm that's, I'm g.gue. that's. that's. that's, that's. that's, God, God, God podcast network, but I really do feel it was the first podcast network that really didn't care about the industry. Now Joe Rogan talks about how Anthony Goumia really inspired him to do a podcast. I know that Adam Carolla did as well, but in terms of a network, like network shows, like in terms of like the whole, every show having a theme, you know, think about all the people that were on Desquard in

Starting point is 00:22:37 the original days, Tom and Tom Sacor and by the way this no, like in this world that we live in now where it's like nothing but people, um, people, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the, the, the, uh, uh, uh, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, uh, like, like, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, like, like, the, the, the, like, like, like, the, like, the, like, like, the, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the way this note like in this world that we live in now where it's like nothing but people these these these YouTube channels now popped up like where they just critique comedy and comedians what have you seen this there's this whole industry now of like reaction videos well no they just they're like almost like I don't know how to drama they'll be like oh you don't want to hear a whole drama between Sam and this podcast. They're basically like a weird kind of TMZ yeah. TMZ I guess.

Starting point is 00:23:14 Kind of like ESPN for comedy or comedy yeah where they just criticized. But you're saying that they're like recapping beefs but are you what yeah they're doing all that they're recapping beef sir they're talking about what's going on comics so I thought you meant they were like watching specials and you'll watch like they're they're they're they're because you know the the more salacious the title the more people are gonna click on they they make shit up like the reason they'll they. they make shit up like the reason like the reason why the reason why the reason why the reason why the reason why the reason why the reason why the reason why the reason why the reason why the reason why the reason why the reason why the reason why the reason why the reason why they they the reason why they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're each other they're be their friends but for some reason they'll make you know how it is they just make shit stupid yeah right I mean it's just dumb so the long story short is like death squad was a big part of that I just went back to the first page of death squad it's like pod little Esther's pod and then

Starting point is 00:24:00 your mom's house from day one, isn't that crazy? Yeah. Little Esther was a big part of that? You know, then there's people like Brandon Walsh, me, that were all big Jason Tibo was a- Joey Diaz. Joey Diaz, Duncan Trussle, you know? That's what made me want to come out here, dude. It wasn't Hollywood now that this narrative with this roast is that common, you know and you got Nikki Glazehobes, Jazelane Bunchin forgives her for Tom Brady roast. Why?

Starting point is 00:24:29 Yeah, do you think that's even... Yeah, I think, and I love Nicky and she's a, the reason you got like Nicky is because she's an extremely hard worker. What's her name? Giselle Bunchins? Giselle Bunchins? Which is straight up Nazi, everybody? That is a German last name in Latin America. She is descendants of Nazis, all right? But why would you roast someone and then apologize the next day? Like you didn't? You don't think you just cover the tracks?

Starting point is 00:25:00 Because Tom's, Tom's ex-women are upset with the roast. And I think it's the smartest thing he's ever done Because he didn't say anything and they lit hurt them the fuck up and guess what? Just just Gisel bunchens you fucking Nazi Hey man the energy put out is the energy you get back whatever you're in court like she's How sweaty was Jeffrey Ross by the way. Oh my god Oh my god. Can you mention how you like how Kim Kardashian poses? What do you mean? You all like when she's going down to walk at the fucking but you know it's like she got she got she got booed there and she took in stride.

Starting point is 00:25:39 They boot her they boot her hard. It's so funny. Because that, dude, this is all the fucking beta cucks of Hollywood. It's so unnatural. Like, dude, it's everybody from a private school. That's the audience. It was all private school kids who just like back in the day was like, we decide who's talent. That's why I loved about this. Like, dude, all of the most brain-dead people in Hollywood. Dude, that's that's, the fact, the fact, the fact, the fact, the fact, the fact, the fact, that's, that's, th, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. th. th. th is, th is thus is thi. thus is th is th is thus is th is thus is thus is thus is thus is thus. thus. thus. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. people in Hollywood, dude, they're the worst, dude, that's the fact that anyone crushed there is hilarious, especially the way Tony absolutely annihilated. What do you think about? What do you think about this, Sam?

Starting point is 00:26:16 In a second, it should load right now. Yeah, Netflix edits, Tom Brady's roast to Boozout Kim Car, well they probably want to work with her and stuff. I mean, that's what he was, but yeah, I mean, who gives a fuck? Everyone, it was live. Everyone knows what happened. So they cut out her getting booed. But then that isn't live.

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Starting point is 00:27:16 I mean, just cry harder. It's like you're, you know, it's like, dude, go to my, like, dude, the days of political correctness are coming to an end. But this notion, that comedy, this notion, jelly roll is going to be on American Idol. Good for him. Good for him. That, uh, the new pronoun I've never heard. But go, go to my thing, dude. It's literally a true story. Germany, Germany made it so you have

Starting point is 00:27:46 to get vaccinated to get assisted suicide. It's a true story. And then you have people like pushing back on me posting that. And they're like, okay, nice, nice old data, blah, blah. I'm like cry harder, pussy. It's all coming to them. I don't understand the pushback on that. What is... Well you gotta go to my fucking to my to my to my to to to to to to to to to to to to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get the the to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th.'s all coming to them. I don't understand the pushback on that. What is? Well you gotta go to my fucking thing and see it. I don't see it. You don't see the German, the, you have to be fully vaccinated. When did you post it? I see it. I see it. Oh you got there. I'm small but it's just you guys are retards. Right there you see it. Oh, you. th. must be fully vaccinated before your death by assisted suicide Yeah, right, but what's the can you up it you can't see the comments? No We're a half hour, but okay This has become a I mean Sam's Instagram show like

Starting point is 00:28:41 Well, you know, it's just like I feel like it's important that we talk about this as we get into John Barber's episode. Well, you know, I loved. I love to do. I love, I th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, the the the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. Yeah, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th just like I feel it's important that we talk about this as we get into John Barber's episode. You know, I love, dude, I adore that guy. He's, what a cool guy. So guys, but here we go. This is what we're talking about, dude. And the notion that comedy is, is back. Go check out my Sam Tripoli comedy page on Instagram. And you'll see what, Daddy's thia's is thi's is thi's is thi's th. thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. today. t. t. today. t. today. th. th.'ll see what daddy's been hammering for fucking ever.

Starting point is 00:29:06 Okay? The days are done. The days are done. It's over. Your feelings, fuck your feelings. Oh, I see. The guy saying it's because it's a, it's from a few years ago the German thing and he's like saying, you're just rehash an old shit. Yeah, and it's like cry harder bitch you just like go fuck yourself like if that doesn't if I post and upset you more than the than the article itself yeah dude good for Tony good for Nicky good for everybody up there stop player hating okay these guys are good dudes you, and it's just like when it comes like Tom Seagora, it's just like, I'm gonna tell you something, Tom is a generous man. He loves to help people. He helped me when I have my twin daughters.

Starting point is 00:29:55 He got me a dula for like a month and a half. Do you guys know how that saved my life? He, I didn't even ask him. He goes, I'm gonna help you dude. I'm gonna get you Dula. I didn't even know what he's talking about, but I started crying and then I realized what it was, it was the greatest gift you could give anybody in your life. And it's, it's a man, it saves people. So, what is Adula? What is Adula? A Dula? the dula? the dula. the dula? th is is is is is a the the th is is a d is a d' is in th is in th is in d'a. Someone is in d'a's is in d'a's is in d'a's is in d'a. Someone is in the night's is in the night's in the night the night their is in their is in a night their is in their. Someone's in their their their their their their their their. Someone's a night their. Someone's a night their. Someone. Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone? Someone. Someone. Someone? Someone. Someone? Someone. Someone. Someone? Someone? Someone. Someone's. Someone's. Someone's. Someone's. Someone's. Someone's. Someone's. Someone's. Someone's. Someone's. Someone's. Someone's. kids. I knew a Dula. You need a Dula? No, I knew one. I dated Adula. Oh, Johnny. Nice. Oh, nice.

Starting point is 00:30:29 But that's it. So I wanted to tell you guys, you know that about my opinion on the roast. I thought it was great. I think if you're upset about it, you're in for a world world world world world world world world world world world world world world world world world world world world world world world the world th. in the future. Nobody gives a fuck about comedy never left. I've been pounding people. Okay, go to Sam Tibley. People left comedy for a little while, but comedy never.

Starting point is 00:30:48 No, the problem was is that we let the fucking, the dumb dictate comedy, and we've decided that's over. Because there's too much fine print. There's too much fine print to comedy to take your rules seriously so cry harder bitch okay cry harder all right okay so then if it's how long till you can say the effort or anybody can at the comedy store what do you mean fag it yeah still kind of if you say faggot I know but you still say and people like no nigga is gonna be the that that's the only word that wasn't said there and it was said by Sam J who did great too and everyone laughed as Sam J say the same the same the the the the the the the the the th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I's thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. th. to to to t. t. t. tell. try. ttell. try. ttell. try. try. try. I try. I th. th. th. 't said there. And it was said by Sam Jay who did great too and

Starting point is 00:31:25 everyone laughed as Sam Jay called a white guy nigga, which is all I've been doing the whole time is calling myself a real niga. So I don't understand why you guys are angry. Sam Jay just did what I'm doing, calling white people the M word, which is what I've been pushing. We need to normalize, dude, calling white people the M-word. And that's it. I hope you guys enjoyed this little thing. We don't do it often. So I wanted to tell you about John Barber. He's a pioneer and he goes into some really deep dives and he has a fun conversation about roasting and censorship and how if you guys think Joe Rogan blowing up his friends is inorganic, you're going to realize what entertainers had to go through to fucking the gymnastics they had to go

Starting point is 00:32:16 through, the hurdles they had to jump to deal with people who could never do what they wanted to. And that's my problem with the industry. Kill the industry until the industry works with us. And we don't have to work with them. Go fuck yourself, okay? And your whole thing, like, you guys are like, oh my god, it's misogyny and racism. Dude, literally they gave an Emmy to a show

Starting point is 00:32:39 that that was about how two Asians can't drive, okay? What Asians can say that, but white people can't say that? Do you understand how dumb that is? The world's longest Asian joke? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, beef is the longest Asian joke ever told. And by the way, I love Ailey Wong, but it's that's it, that's a joke everyone does. Suck, suck it. Suck my dick with your fucking wha, wha, wha, all right? All right, before I bring in John, real quick, go to Sam Trimbley.com, check out the dates.

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Starting point is 00:34:10 All right, let's get into it. So excited to have this guest back on the show. He's been on numerous times and every time is an honor and a privilege. I mean, he is a pioneer in the television industry, in particular television comedy, and he's an expert in JFK, been studying his whole life, and we're so excited to have him back. Please welcome one of my favorite people to talk to. John Barber. How are you, John, again?

Starting point is 00:34:43 Well, Sam, I must tell you, Uncle Sam, you are one of my very favorite people on the internet. Thank you. Thank you. And when I enjoy listening to you, you guys cover very controversial subjects and you do it with an open mind and a really terrific sense of humor. So I am honored to be with you. Thank you brother I really do appreciate it it means a lot to me and I love you very much. I enjoy hearing your experiences in the world, your life and your thoughts on current events. John before we get into a couple things, can you just tell our listeners a little bit about yourself and where they can find you?

Starting point is 00:35:27 Well, I can't tell you a little bit about myself. It's in my book, which is called Your Mother's not a Virgin. That gets me every time. Yeah, which is a title inspired by my first conversation with Jim Garrison, the DA of New Orleans, which we might get to get to, uh, get to, uh, uh, get to a couple a couple a, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, a, a, a, a uh, a uh, to, a to, a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to to to a to to to to to to a to to to a to to to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a th. the, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to, uh, uh, too. to, uh, to to to to to to to to to which is a title inspired by my first conversation with Jim Garrison, the DA of New Orleans, which we might get to get to later. It's, the subtitle is a bumpy life and times of the Canadian dropout, who changed the face of American television. I come from, I was born in the charity ward of the Salvation Army Hospital in Toronto, so I come from the very dysfunctional family long before it was popular. And the fights between my mother and father was so severe that in 1939, my father figured he'd be better off fighting the Germans.

Starting point is 00:36:26 So we enlisted in the Canadian Army, went overseas, got the order, the British Empire, and never came home, but I went searching for him in 1960 and found him, which we might get into later. Wow. And my mother took up about, with about two dozen uncles that I didn't even know I had. And they came to booze with her and to bed with her and beat her. And I was literally on my own on the streets when I was six years of age. Wow.

Starting point is 00:37:02 And being a Canadian, I spent most of my time on a hockey rink. I spent a lot of time, or some time in jail, and in the library, which was just across from the jail. And at 16, my mother read me a note she got from some of her relatives in Scotland where my mother and father both were from saying my father was coming home again. I remember going to school, Sam, and all the exam papers came. And I, listen, I never studied, ever, ever, ever. I've just gifted with, I guess, a good memory, whatever it was. And one of the reasons that I was an honor student, an honor student means 75 or plus,

Starting point is 00:37:56 in your grade average. Now, I was sort of sitting in the middle of the room with a teacher, Miss Britton, a really, really pretty teacher. And I was in the middle of the room when a teacher, Miss Britton, a really, really pretty teacher. And I was in the fifth grade, and the only way I could get close to her desk was become an honor student, which I did, and then I became so adept, I had the seat in front of her. So you got a little, little, little about about me and I was always dropping my rubber. That's because I've dropped the pencil, they would hear it and I get down on my hands and knees and I'd look up her skirt.

Starting point is 00:38:33 Dude, I did the exact same thing, bro. I am so with you on that. And to this day, looking up skirts, is this weird kind of cheap flavor, cheat code flavor that I'm like, I'm still, because I was a kid the kid the kid the kid the kid the kid the kid the kid kid kid kid kid kid kid kid kid kid kid kid kid kid kid kid kid kid kid kid kid kid and I was a kid and I was a kid and I was a kid and I'm a kid and I'm a kid and I'm a kid and I'm a kid and I'm a kid and I'm th.. th. th. th. coat flavor that I'm like, I'm still because I was a kid and loved it and I'm like, ooh, ooh, that's amazing. And 50 years old, I'm like, yeah, well no, I was in the fifth grade. It was only like 12. And I got up and she pounded me on the head with a ruler. Oh my god. She says, never mind Mr. Barber. They're white. And then she dragged me. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I th. Oh, oh, oh, oh, I th. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, that, that, that, that, I. Oh, that, that, that, that, I. Oh, that, that, that, I. Oh, that, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ruler. Oh my God, she says, never mind Mr. Barber, they're white and then she dragged me down to the principal's office where they beat the shit out of me. They would

Starting point is 00:39:15 dip a leather steel strap in lemon water and bash her hands to lay, would bleed because they had corporal punishment in the school. So at 17, I had become a very adept gambler. Now this is rather unbelievable. I started gambling when I was 13 to 14, everything I could work for or steal and I stole more than I worked for because I didn't want to get up at 6 in the morning to sell papers in the freezing weather in Toronto. And I managed to steal quite a bit, but I would lose it at these

Starting point is 00:39:58 games. There were eight people that I played with, and not one of them by light. The oldest one was about 40 and I thought, what are doing here for God sake? I don't I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th and not one of them I liked. The oldest one was about 40 and I thought, what are you doing here for God's sake? I don't want to be like these people, you know? And I was, I was only there because I needed a friend. And I said I don't want friends like this. So I decided I was going to become an expert on gambling, which I did. I picked up two books from the library, Scarny on dice and Scarny on cards, and I memorized them all. And in four months, I won. Now imagine this is like in 19, early 1950, I won $750.

Starting point is 00:40:41 Damn. How old? I was, I was about 15 at that time. I just want to show you something. $750 and 15 years old is like $2 million. See the cover of this book? Yeah. See that blue suit? Yeah. This is taken front of the old Hollywood sign. Yeah, old Flaminga Hotel. This is a suitaken front of the old Hollywood sign. Yeah, yeah, old Flaminga Hotel. This is a suit I bought to leave Canada, I was 17 to go to Las Vegas to become a professional gambler.

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Starting point is 00:41:50 Yes, Sam, I've already pulled out my money twice, major success. One really cool thing they do is that star players mean more on prize picks. So if you keep an eye out for those star players on the board you actually get a boost to your wings like 10% which is crazy. That is crazy dude. That is crazy and they got WMBA action too dude. I mean seriously all you got to do is Caitlin Clark. Okay check okay Caitlin Clark you go for the more and then you get teamed out with something thoub and they have this for her that if she scores over a half a point. Half a point. So she needs to score a point. A point. That's that's that's that's. That's. That's. That's. That's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's that's that's that's th. th. they're they're that's th. th. they they th. th. they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's. they's they's. they's they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they. they. they. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they they they they. they they. they they. they. they're got they're they're they the for her that if she scores over a half a point? Half a point. Half a point! So she needs to score a point.

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Starting point is 00:42:46 Dolores hundred dollars make you holler okay that's all you got to dude just go there you go download the app today and use a code tinfoil for a hunt for your first deposit match up to a hundred bucks Johnny's winning dude I've once a couple Xavier loves who do you love you love you love play soccer. Kailin Clark. Okay she loves Caitlin Clark. Get on a prize picks we thank you for sponsoring the show. So in any event I did that and and this this is really at the I got on the. I just walked across the bridge at the the bridge and and that and that, I just walked across the bridge at Niagara Falls. They asked me where I was going and I said, well, I just wanted to see the American side of the falls. And they said, how long you're going to be here? I said, today.

Starting point is 00:43:38 So they say, okay, let me go to a train station. I'm on my way to Las Vegas, to become a professional gambler. And in northern Las Vegas, the to the train station, I'm on my way to Las Vegas to become a professional gambler. And in northern Las Vegas, the train stops. And I think, oh shit, the RCMP have called them and said, stop that train. Johnny Barber, this thief is wanted to Toronto, which was true. So I got off the, get off the train and the closest place I could get to get to get to get to to to to to to to the to the to the to to the the the to the the the the to, the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the train. the the train. the the the the they. they. they. their. their, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I's, and I. And somea. And somea. And somea, and I. And, and I. And, and I. And, and I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I, I, I, I, the, train, train, train, and, train, and, train, and, train, so, somea, somea, somea, train, train, train, so, the, somea, somea, somea, somea, and, and, somea, the, get off the train and the closest place I could get to, Sam, was Lake Tahoe. So I get on the bus, I go to Lake Tahoe and I get on in front of the Calneva Lodge. Now you can imagine this. As a kid, I lived in the theater. And for a nickel I could see two movies. And my favorite was of course Jimmy Stewart movies and Frank Capra movies, that's why I fell

Starting point is 00:44:32 in love with America. And Judy Garland and Mickey Rooney. So I walk in there and it's like walking into an MGM set. And the first thing I do is I buy the Stetson to put on my head so that I'm not all hat and no cattle or something, whatever that expression is. Oh my God, it was like a technicolor world for me. And I walked around a while and I soaked it up. And then I went to the end of the crab table. And I was holding my own. And people started looking at me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the th. I the the th. I. I. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm, you. I'm I'm I'm I'm, you. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I'm the. I'm theck. I'm theck. I'm not toeck. I'm not toeck. I'm not not toeck. I'm not toeck. I'm not theck. I'm not theck. I'm to the end of the crap table and I started playing craps and I was holding my own and people started looking at me. I said, oh my God,

Starting point is 00:45:09 I'm only 17 years of age, you're going to call the law on me. And I thought, oh God, what am I going to do? But I kept doing it. And then pretty soon people at the bar, Sam, were looking over my way. Then I realized they were not looking at me. They were looking past me, so I turned around to see what they were looking at. And walking through these glass doors, arm in arm was Frank Sinatra. Oh, snaps. With Sam Giancona. And his overcoat was draped over him like an Italian Superman. They had about five Italian patority guards.

Starting point is 00:45:54 Everybody got deathly quiet as they walked by. A week earlier. I had seen him in the movie as the clouds rolled by to Jerome Current Story and there's Sinatra at the end, and I'm sure you've seen this. He's standing on this white pedestal singing Old Man River, every bit as good as Paul Robes him. And 25 years later, by accident, I was his private writer for four and a half years. Whoa!

Starting point is 00:46:25 Well, you've just touched on something there that I was going to wait till later, but it seems appropriate now. You might be the only person I'll ever get to meet who's actually met Dean Martin and Steve Allen. Is that right? Did you meet Dean Martin? I see him on your credit. Well, you know what?

Starting point is 00:46:41 I'm going to jump forward. Well, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toe, toe, the the toe, the toe, the the toe, toe, toe, tho, tho, the the the the tho, tho, tho, tho, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th... I, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, theat today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, theat, thi.. I, thi. I thi., I'm going to jump forward and tell you a couple of stories about Dean Martin if you don't mind. I would love it. Dean Martin is one of my comedy heroes. I grew up, Martin Lewis, I mean it's everything to me, so please. I just feel bad that these kids, because cable used to be where you could watch all the classics. Yeah. Yeah. And now, because of these streaming services, they're just churning out so much new stuff.

Starting point is 00:47:05 You never get any of the old stuff. Well, it's heartbreaking you don't get the old stuff, Sam, because my wife and I feel we lived through the golden age of American entertainment and politics. And the politics ended on November 22nd, 1963 when the government murdered John Kennedy and a public assassination just like they did Julie Caesar. Anyway, to Dean Martin, Dean Martin was by far the most professional entertainer I ever met who was a major star. I was on his show a half a dozen times. His show was produced by a guy named Greg Garrison.

Starting point is 00:47:41 I tel you tell you what the nice guy. I tel you half a dozen times. His show was produced by a guy named Greg Garrison. I'll tell you what a nice guy Dean Martin was. My son, at six years of age, was a Caucasian Tiger Woods. And Dean Martin used to lose $2,000 a day, every day at the Riviera Country Club. And it was play money for him because he was unbelievably rich. Well, one day he sees me playing with my six-year-old son hitting a few balls and he comes over and he says, John, hey, that's your son?

Starting point is 00:48:17 I said, yeah, Christopher. He goes over to Christopher and he says to Christopher, how would you like to play 18 holes of golf with me? My son says, Daddy, can I that? And I said absolutely get in the car. And what did Dean did? Now, two guys that hustled them lied about their handicaps. But Dean didn't pair. He just loved playing with them and he would give them $2,000 a day. And I'll explain to you how he became so rich. So Dean would have my son hit a ball, 30 yards. Dean would hit it 185, maybe 200.

Starting point is 00:48:56 He'd pick up my son's ball, drive up, pick up his, they played 18 and tire holes like that. 18. So about 14 years ago, I was remembering that story and I thought I'd send Dean a thank you note because he used to send me notes all the time because he loved my work. And he told me not to tell people that he loved my work about the assassination and stuff like that that was private. And his, he had just died and he never recovered from the plane crash of his son into the mountains in San Bernardino. But now back to Dean. When I got on his show, uh, his first show, he was hired to be like the Italian Ed Sullivan. Here's

Starting point is 00:49:49 a singer, here's an acrobat, here's a puppet, stuff like that. That was not Dean, and he was bombing. And then we're going to cancel his show. So his director's name was Greg Garrison. And he called Greg for lunch and thanked him for being his director and he was off to make some movies. And Greg says you dumb fucking Gago more people will see you in television those stupid movies you're made. And he says but they don't want me anymore. He says, because you're not an Italian Ed Sullivan, you're Dean Martin. What are you known for? The ladies, the booze, and the songs, okay?

Starting point is 00:50:38 So Dean says, well, what are you trying to say? Look at you should, you should have a piano bar and you should walk out and have a drink in your hand. You should have a plock of girls around you and we'll call them the golden girls, okay? Whoa, I didn't know that. That's crazy, John. Yeah, the gold diggers, I think they called. Anyway, Dean said, if I can talk to him into giving me one more chance, will you host my show? And he said, no.

Starting point is 00:51:20 I mean, will you produce my show? And Dean said, why wouldn't you produce it? He says, because you got no taste sometimes when it comes to guest. If I'm going to be the producer, I have to have final say of who the guests are. And Dean says, that's wonderful because I hate to think. So I want you to do that. They shook hands. That handshake never made it into writing. And when Dean Martin died,

Starting point is 00:51:54 that handshake held up in court, Greg Garrison owned half of everything the Dean Martin owned. Dean Martin became the largest shareholder in RCA. The largest single, he became a billionaire just because of that suggestion. Now we get to me, I got two stories about me and related. John, real quick, real quick. I want to tell you why I love that story.

Starting point is 00:52:22 Because I just feel that like, there's so many people out there that just think if they do what somebody else did, that they're going to get the same results, and that's a big problem we have in society right now, where it's not really about equal opportunity, they want equal results, right? And that's not how life works. And the fact that somebody told Dean Martin is like, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their. There's their. There, their. There's their. There, their. There, their. There, their. There, their. There, their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thean. thean. thean. the. their their their their their their their their? And that's not how life works. And the fact that somebody told Dean Martin is like, you're not doing you. Dean Martin, right? So like, you might, I don't know if you know this comedian,

Starting point is 00:52:53 John, but his name is Sebastian Manoskelco. And he's a very big comedian right now. He's the Italian celebrity. And we used to go on the road together. And. And. And, and. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and to. And, and to. And, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, the the thean, the thean, the the the's he's the Italian celebrity right now he's the big Italian celebrity and we used to go on the road together and and now he's playing like he's gonna be the first comedian to play this new dome in LA called the Into a Dome that uh yeah he's gonna be the first comment to play right you know he just did the Hollywood Bowl with all these big guys so we used to co headline together and you know the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. tho. tho. I the. the. I the. I's tho. I's tho. I tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the is is is the is the is the is the is the is the is the the the. I the the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the guys. So we used to co-headline together. And you know, the notion that if I would have done what Sebastian did, we would be in the same place is ridiculous.

Starting point is 00:53:34 It worked because that was Sebastian. So when you hear somebody, and I want people to listen to this, like, you have to know you and then play to your strengths in life. That's the key to all of it. You know what imitation is? Imitation is a sincerest form of a lack of talent. So now I'm going to get back to Dean Martin. Thank you for sharing the Dean Martin.

Starting point is 00:54:02 That's a great story. I'm not finished with Dean. That's a great story, dude. That's a great story. I'm not finished with Dean. Okay, okay, well, okay. The best is yet to come. Please, keep calling. It also involves Red Fox because Red Fox, Okay, here we go. Yeah. Was my mentor is a comic when I started as a comic.

Starting point is 00:54:21 And when I got my first entertainment show, I put him on as a guest. And everybody opposed my having him on the show because he used to do these filthy party records, but I knew how witty could be. Because once when I described Jim Garrison to him as being such a hero, Red Fox said, Heroes ain't born. They're cornered. That's great. Wow. Which is the truth because Jim Garrison was cornered by the only descending member of the

Starting point is 00:54:57 Warren Commission, Congressman Hale Boggs, which we'll get to later because I had two really important Dean Martin stories to tell you. Because I had, first of all, I had little or no interest in the assassination at the time, and even though it was after the time I had hosted the AM show and lost my job because I tried to book Jim Garrison after reading his book, Heritage of Stone, but I forgot it. I thought, Sam, that show business, you have two weeks, you have a week, you have a month, you have a year, and then you're gone.

Starting point is 00:55:33 So anyway, in the Dean Martin show, like all variety shows, they have a dress rehearsal, and the dress rehearsal is before a live audience, and they keep that audience. so, so anyway, th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, I, that, I, I, I, I, I, they have a dress rehearsal. And the dress rehearsal is before a live audience and they keep that audience. So anyway, I'm in the middle of the stage and they put on, put me in front of the camera. Greg Garrison's up in the booth. He says, okay, John, let's go. So I start to do the reason they booked me. It was a routine I did when I was first on the Merb Griffin show. And by the way, when Merv Griffin left Westinghouse to go to CBS, I was signed at his recommendation to Westinghouse to replace him.

Starting point is 00:56:23 And so I, and my ratings were higher than his because I did stand up and he only did bad songs. And the routine was that, you know, I'm half, my mother's Scotch, my mother's Scotch, my mother's Scotch, my mother's Scotch, or my mother's Joge, my father's Scotch, which means you can mix anything with Scotch. I was very embarrassed because I was only a kid at synagogue with a plaid skullcap.

Starting point is 00:56:54 And you don't know how tough it is to play the bag bite, I hobbunnie gale in the bagpipes. And it always got big laughs. Anyway, there are some hollers upstairs. He says, hold it, John. He comes downstairs. And he puts his arm around me. He says, John, you know, I go to the jazz club. And I see you doing some really good political stuff. And he said, you know, these shows are going to rerun for 30 or 40 years. Do you think you could do maybe a couple of political jokes that might last that. th. th. th. th. that. th. th. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho, to to to to to tho, tho, tho, tho, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold tho, hold tho, hold tho, hold tho, hold tho, hold tho, hold tho, tho, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to tho, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold know, these shows are going to rerun for 30 or 40 years. Do you think you could do maybe a couple of political jokes that might last that long?

Starting point is 00:57:30 Or I said, oh Mr. Garrison, gee, I don't know. He said, well, if I give you a couple of minutes to walk around where you think about it? And the audience is smiling and a couple of people applaud because they're inside show business. So I start walking around. After two minutes it pops into my head. Wow, crystal clear. So I tapped the mic. Hey, Greg, can I come up and tell you what the joke is?

Starting point is 00:57:57 He says, you're not swearing? We're not going to be sued. No, okay. Forget the Jew stuff and do the new joke. And the audience supports. So I look at the audience and I said, you know, if you've been reading the paper lately, you'll see that Lyndon Johnson's daughter is engaged to a pilot named Charles Rob.

Starting point is 00:58:21 And they all smile, smile. And I said, what you don't know, haven't heard of though, that Earl Warren, who was the head of the Supreme Court, wants to do the service and they smile may not, and he calls the president and says Mr. President I would like to do the service. It would be an absolute honor. And President Johnson turns him down. And nobody knows why he turns him down, but here's why he turns him down.

Starting point is 00:58:58 He says, listen, Earl, after what you did, screwing up that goddamn Warren commission, I don't want to look back in 13 years and find out my daughter ain't married. Well, Sam, you heard the biggest, thunders, most thunderous applause I ever heard because I didn't think anybody thought about Jim Garrison or thought about John Kennedy or thought about that. People were standing up and cheering. Greg rushes down with a guy in a blue suit. Oh, here we go.

Starting point is 00:59:33 We're standards and practices. They have no standards and that's what they practiced. And the guy says you were not doing that joke. And I said, hey, hold it. I didn't say anything about Lee Harzby Oswald didn't do it or anything like that. It's just about the war. NBC stands behind the Warren report. You are not going to do that.

Starting point is 00:59:59 Oh my God. That is so crazy to me. Greg puts his armor on me. Waits to the audience, says, sorry, but, but, that, that, that, that, but, but, but, but, but, but, th, th, but, th, th, th, th, th, th, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, I to say, to say, I to say, I to say, I to say, I to say, I to say, I to say, I to say, I to say, I to say, I to say, I I to say, I I I I to say, I I to say, I I I to say, I to say, I to say, to say, to say, to say, th. I th. I th. I th. I thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. too too too too. too. too. too. too. too. too. to say, to say, thi. th so crazy to me. Greg puts his armor on me, waits to the audience, says, sorry, but John's got to do the Jew stuff again. So I do that and I'm a huge hit. I'm in a monster hit because they like me because of what I said before, not these, they've heard these jokes.

Starting point is 01:00:22 When it's over, Greg calls me to come upstairs. And I think, oh my God, they're going to offer me a show. That's what I was thinking. So I go upstairs. And Greg says to me, wonderful show, good for you. You know what?

Starting point is 01:00:43 John, My favorite women are brunettes. I think, what the hell is telling me this for? And my very favorite brunettes are Mexican. I just love them. Now I know what he's talking about. He's talking about my wife, Serita. Serita could dance better than Ginger Rogers. Serita looked like Jennifer Jones.

Starting point is 01:01:10 She was knocked down gorgeous. She, every day celebrities the biggest were hitting on her. So he says, do you mind if I ask her out? And I say, Greg, hold it. You have a reputation of fucking everybody's wife in town, and I'm sure you do it. And ask for permission to ball or wife. She's just, take him to a motel six or do whatever it is you do.

Starting point is 01:01:38 So don't be asking me. Ask Serita. So, you say, give me permission to ask Serita? I said, absolutely. So I start to walk out the door and I'm really pissed. And then I stopped and I turned and I said, hey, Greg, do you think you have more sex appeal than Frank Sinatra? He said, what are you talking about? I said, well,

Starting point is 01:02:07 you know, Sinatra hits on her all the time. And I mean, often and real, and she always turns him down. Now, if you think you're more appealing to Mr. Sinatra, you go ahead and ask her. And then he says to me, you can kiss your ass and Dean Martin show goodbye. I see. I am. So I leave and it doesn't matter to me. That's crazy. And that just totally fits into what garbage Hollywood is? Like hey dude, either let me bang your wife or you lose your shell? Everything we hear all the time, though, isn't it? Like every day I get more, more excited about my journey and where I am in my life,

Starting point is 01:02:51 when I don't realize I got to work with scumbags. Like that, scumbags. Oh, okay, now, get this is even better. Because Red Prox was my closest friend. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, th. thi, thi, this is even better. Because Red Fox was my closest friend. When I had him on my entertainment show, his name was John Sanford. And Norman Lear saw him there. And Red Fox, Ad-Libb to one of the funniest lines in the history of television. And I'll tell you what the line is. And I was embarrassed to ask a question because I knew his act and I knew when he could

Starting point is 01:03:29 be clean and funny. For example, he walked out and you know those pants the Scots wear when they play golf, they're rolled up under. Yeah, yeah. They're called Knickers. So when I introduced Red, here comes out. Here we go. And Red comes out and just is looking at the audience, doesn't say a word, and the audience is giggling, and he points at these, his Knickers.

Starting point is 01:03:55 He says, I just came back from the south, I heard this name a lot, so I thought I'd buy some. Okay, so Red sits down and I asked him about black power. That's a time of the black power movement. He says, I don't care about black power, I don't care about white power because I only care about green power because you got the money, you can buy the places where the whites and blacks hold their meat. And this is what I had lived and I was sorry. I was sorry. I'd the that. I'd that. I that. I asked that. I that. I that. I asked that. I that. I asked that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that that. that. that that that that that that that that that that the black. the black. that. that. that. that. the black. the black. the black. the black. the black. the black. the black. the black. the black. the black. the black. the the the the the the the the the the the the that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. the places where the whites and blacks hold their meat. This is what I had lived and I was sorry I did because I didn't know what he was going to say. And I lean back and you can see it in my YouTube.

Starting point is 01:04:37 I lean back and I see red. Why do you think money's colored green? Without missing a beat? He says, oh, that's because Jews picket before it gets ripe. Oh my God. Oh my God. What a liar, dude. Oh, dude. So quick to be that quick, man. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:04:57 Yeah. Red Fox is the best. the two quickest comments I ever known. And my first pilot for real people at ABC, Jackie Mason was going to be my consumer advocate. Now we get to the best part of the Red Fox story. Great voices too, by the way. Jackie Mason and Red Fox. Two of the greatest voices in commerce. I remember Jackie Mason's first joke when I say I was deported from the United States twice. I don't want to get into the first story, which could be a movie. It's hilarious.

Starting point is 01:05:29 But it was in the mid-50s, I was not a comic. I didn't even know I could write or do anything like that. I was just here wanting to be in America. I didn't want to be in Canada. And he's on the Ed Sullivan show. And his first line was, I'm so insecure when I go to a football game and they huddled. I think you're talking about me. It's a joke. And we became friends for life, as I did with Red Fox and helped him get his one-man show in Hollywood, which led to a series of shows in New York City. I got thousands of these stories,

Starting point is 01:06:09 but in any event, Red Fox's name was John Sanford, Norman Lear, acquired a property called Stepto and Son from England, turned it into Sanford and Son. Wow. And he called himself. He called himself Fred because his older brother whom he really admired died. That's why he became Fred Sanford on the show. And he was Malcolm X's closest friend. They stole and went to jail together. And if you go to my website,

Starting point is 01:06:43 if you go to John Barber's World.com, you will see a dozen interviews with Red Fox and he talks about going to jail with Malcolm X and sleeping on the roof of buildings in the wintertime because he had no place to sleep. But anyway, being so close, and also with Sinatra. Okay, so Dean Martin now goes on to do the roast. And I am Frank Sinatra's private writer for four and a half years. When he gets the Tonight Show, because he did, he was not fond of Johnny Carson. Who wasn't? Who was not? And Johnny Carson tried to get rid of me a half a dozen times for five years that I was, consecutive M. B.C. I never had a contract. I was fired three times and brought that the next day

Starting point is 01:07:46 by public demand. Carson was just the most insecure drunk I ever met. I don't want to tell this story. But, um... Let's go. Okay, so, but any... I will tell you this story about Frank Sinatra. He is going to be hosted on Red, on Dean Martin's show. So he calls me up. Now at the time, I'm working on the revival of Lapian as their critic at large and writing the stuff for Sinatra. And I'm the only one he wants to write his jokes. And so Slaughter has a staff of 16 writers,

Starting point is 01:08:30 he fires them all except for me. I'm on there, and that's a show we introduced Robin Williams on. And oh my god, what an explosion of tell. In any event, Francis calls me, and says I'm going to be on Dean's roast and you're going to be with first one on the dais and I said Greg Garrison is going to let you book me on that show he said yeah I'm going to call right now. He calls back in about two minutes and he says what the fuck did you do to Greg Garrison? He said, no.

Starting point is 01:09:08 And he said, you know, I wouldn't call Dean because Dean had promised Greg that he could reduce the show, so I'm really sorry about that. I said, hey, don't be sorry at all for God's sake. Do you know what an honor it is for me? I was an orphan kid here when I was 17. Now I'm writing and friends with the most prominent entertainer in America. And I don't give a shit if anybody knows it, I know it, and it makes me happy.

Starting point is 01:09:37 Well, something will happen. So anyway, he does, he gets a tonight show and calls me and says, okay, now it's your turn to be on the Tonight Show. Now if you go to my YouTube, you will see the five minutes that I wrote turned in almost ten minutes. And there's a great story about how Carson tried to sabotage me there. But back to Dean Martin. Dang, bro, that's so crazy.

Starting point is 01:10:08 Go back to Dean. What do you want to get one more time? Pick up what you want? First of, I've got to tell you, there is no profession harder than being a comic. I agree, dude. You've got a singer. You got a gun in your hand. You've, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, too, too, too, too, too, too, to, and too, too, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to. to. to, to. to, to. to. to, to. to. th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. ta, ta, ta. ta. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. too. too. You've got soldiers. But when you're a comic, you have to stand there bare naked soul and make people laugh.

Starting point is 01:10:31 And in my book is about 20 pages of all the great comics that I have known. I spent the last week with Lanny Bruce before the police murdered him. But I don't want to get to that. I just want to finish telling his story. Now Red Fox is going to be on the Dean Martin show. The roast. So he calls me and says, uh, I'm going to be on the roast and I said, I do not think so. You haven't talked to Mr. Garrison yet. He said, I'll get right back to you. I'll get right back. to to to to to to to to to to to to to finish to finish to to to finish to to finish to finish to finish to finish to finish to finish to finish to finish to finish to finish to finish to finish to to finish to to finish to to to finish to to to finish to finish. I to finish to to finish. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the the the the the story. the story. the story. the story. I the story. I the story. I the the the the the story. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I. I. I'm the. I'm tell. I tell. I told. I'm to to to to to to to the the to the thi. I. I. I. I'm th, I'm going to be on the roast and you're going to be on the roast. And I said, I do not think so. You haven't talked to Mr. Garrison yet. He said, I'll get right back to you. So he goes into the office and he gives him a list of the comics that he would like to have. And on top of the list is John Barber. And he says, Red, there there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there tho, tho, tho, tho, thi. tho, tho, tho, th. I th. I tho, tho, thi. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He thi. He thin. He thin. He thinks, to to to to to to to to to told to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho. me the list. He tears off.

Starting point is 01:11:26 He throws it in the trash. And he says, uh, Red, there will be no John Barber on this roast. And Red said, then find yourself another nigger. Oh, man. Bang, bang, bang, pow. Now, Greg has no choice.they get to call me. And he says, listen, I hate making this phone call, but the only way I can get read on the show is to have you on and I'll have some of the guys write stuff for you. I said, hold a second.

Starting point is 01:12:02 You're not going to have anybody write anything for me ever. I write my own stuff all the time and I will write four or five minutes because I know you've got a lot people coming on the show. If you do not like it in your office, I will not do the show and I'll tell Red I don't want to do the show because I'm not invited it. So I go into his office, there's nobody there except me and him. Dude this is crazy right. And I go my five minutes and he stares at me. Whoa. If my fucking writers could like right like that, we'd be all fucking billionaires.

Starting point is 01:12:43 Ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah. Five minutes. Okay, I said now the whole fucking billionaires. Gee. Ah yeah. After five minutes. Okay, I said, now the other thing you're going to do, what do you mean the other thing I'm going to do? You're on, that's enough. I said, listen, you have all the comics on a dais. And the audience is out there and in front of the audience are these cue cards, are the the their and their and their their the audience are these cue cards with all the fucking jokes on them. You're not putting my stuff on a cue card. It's up here in my head and that's where it's going to stay. Okay?

Starting point is 01:13:13 So he says, okay, now that's what happened. Now my four or five minutes turns into 10 minutes. I, ah, gee, you know what? I will tell you, I, I, gee, you know what? I will tell you, the biggest laugh, the best joke ever written at that time. Oh, snap, let's go. Was a joke that I wrote about Red Fox. No, I want you to see it in its entire, it's four minutes. You go to YouTube.

Starting point is 01:13:43 You Google, Dean Martin Roast with Red Fox and John Barber. So I don't want to repeat it because anyway, I killed and the five minutes went to 10. And Dean comes up and he puts his arm around me like that. John Barber but it's B. O. You. I haven't here. Oh, you found it? He's got it. All right, we're gonna play it real quick. Let's hear it. It's only three or four minutes, play it. Is it this?

Starting point is 01:14:11 John, can you see this? John Barber roast Red Fox, March 1st, 1974. Yeah, that's it. All right. It's two minutes, too. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. th. th. to. to. th. to. to. to. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to play. to play. th. th. to play. th. th. th. th. th. to play. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. wow, look that guy. Wow, I know, right? Can you turn up, Johnny? Hold on, we're not getting something. Hold on, I gotta change one thing, just a second. It's gonna be great. Where were you, Sam? Where was I?

Starting point is 01:14:33 He's a guy that told Red that his nightclub act was pornographic. God, I'm a guy that told Red that. He's so cool. Picture and Television Critic John Barber. He's a guy that told Red that his nightclub act was pornographic. Red thought that was a compliment, and he went out and had his picture taken. Ladies and gentlemen, here's NBC's critic who are uncommitted to either sex. Ladies and gentlemen, and those of you who are uncommitted to either sex, for ten years I have called Red Fox Friend, and for 10 years he's called me Bob. As a comedian, Red Fox knows no equals. Superior is yes, equals no. Ladies and gentlemen, it is a privilege for me to be here this evening to honor Red Fox

Starting point is 01:15:53 as the man of the week, even though his wife says it isn't that often. It is a privilege for me to be here this evening to honor Red Fox as the man of the only thing in show business dirtier than Peter Fox's trench coat. Ladies and gentlemen, as you know, Red Fox was born in St. Louis. Known throughout America is Baja Pittsburgh. Red has seen a lot of changes in society and show business since he began. Red Fox can remember when Sammy Davis was a negro. Then he became a black.

Starting point is 01:16:35 Then he embraced Judaism. He was Jewish until he embraced Nixon. Now he's a Negro again. Bang, fire buddy. Fire. Fire. Fire! It's a lot of it. Okay, so now, Dean puts his armor on me, he said,

Starting point is 01:17:03 Wow, I had to listen to that shit for 10 minutes. The audience screams because here's their idol Dean Martin saying shit in front of the world and, oh my God, well, I don't let anybody call my material shit. I turned to Dean and I said, Dean, in the words of our esteemed guest, fuck you! Everybody fell off their seats. Jesus Christ, how could Johnny Barber do such a horrible thing like this? He'll destroy his career. Oh, my God, there was absolute thunder because it went all around the country, because that was a feed to New York and everything else.

Starting point is 01:17:54 And yet, I became a closer friend to Dean after that show when we play golf together often. And the same happened when I was a critic. When I bombed Bert Reynolds unbelievably, and I'm doing a Saturday night show for 90 minutes on NBC, calls up and he says, hey, what time do I have to be there? I didn't book you? He said, I don't get a shit, I'm going to be there, I'm going to be on your show. That's the best interview Bert Reynolds ever did in his life. And the same thing happened with Neil Simon. I blasted Neil Simon because he did the Sunshine Boys. And I said, you know, if he, if, if, if royalties were paid to William Shakespeare,

Starting point is 01:18:42 he still wouldn't make as much money as Neil Simon. Neil Simon does not meet major studios like Fox or NBC, MGM or Universal to do his movie. If he loves his work, he pays for themselves. And in New York, the Sunshine Boys starred Sam Levine and Jack Altson, two real Jews, playing two real Jewish comics. They were so good anybody who was Presbyterian could identify with them. Anybody who was Catholic, okay? So now he comes out here to Hollywood. 20th century Fox turns it into a film, Walter Mathau gives the only bad performance in its life, George Burns the only poor performance in his life, and

Starting point is 01:19:33 I said the next thing that Neil has, Simon has to write as a letter firing himself as his own casting director. That's so funny. That's what we do. And you know what? Hang on a second here. Here's, I wasn't expecting to show. Here's a small book. It's called The Greatest Reviews I Ever Read. And it's written by a woman who wrote six novels, but she was the one who helped edit my big book, Your Mother's Not a Virgin, discovered

Starting point is 01:20:06 I was a film critic for 10 years at LA magazine. She wrote this book which is just hysterical, recapping the reviews that I did and the responses to the stuff like that. So anyway, that's where we are. And I think that's John Barber everybody. That's the wonderful career and it's very interesting John because I don't know if you've been able to see. Gone from roasting Red Fox to Timfoy. Yeah, but what I do find very amazing is when John is talking about the impact of this roast and we just had this big roast

Starting point is 01:20:46 of Tom Brady, the football player on Netflix and a good friend of ours, went up there and kind of like changed his life. I mean he was already killing it but like this brought up to another level. And he was doing jokes that were very, uh, you know, John, when you were doing the jokes that you werethat you were talking about, it really blew my mind because it is kind of parallel to what we just saw. My friend go through, these societal norms that he's pushing back again.

Starting point is 01:21:15 And it's interesting to me because the political, and this is kind of, when you kind of look at where censorship has come from, you know, in your day, the censorship, and I could be wrong, but it seemed to come from the right to the left, and whereas now it's the left to the right. And it sounds like when what you were doing was kind of pushing back on that and putting out kind of stuff that the establishment maybe wasn't ready for or didn't want.

Starting point is 01:21:49 And for some reason this roast is kind of like catapulted this kind of comedy that we just had kind of to... You're talking about the Tom Brady roast. To... And the reason for that is, not only was was he funny he was telling the truth yes 100% and that is that is it like that's where we are right now we've gotten so far away from being provocative now we can be provocative anymore Sam speaking up right now listen if you are silent you are co-conspirator and any crimes being committed that you can. Thank you, John. Thank you.

Starting point is 01:22:32 Amen. So I write jokes about everybody, but I'm going to tell you to, and I have sent a couple to you. You're the only one I send them to, hoping that you might mild them because I don't, I don't go on. I only go on as a the other, I'm, I'm, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, I, I, I, I, I the the the the the the the they they, I'm they, I'm they, I'm their, I'm their, I'm their, and I'm their, and I'm their, and I'm th, I'm their, and I'm th, and th, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the only one I send them to, hoping that you might mild them, because I don't go on, I only go on as a guest now. And I like to be by myself. Anyway, I live in the gambling capital of the world, as you very well know. It's a Vatican, and it's the Mecca of gambling. And the thing that they are betting on now, now, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, tha, is, is now, is now, is now, tha, thi, is the thi, the thi, and the thi, and I the the thi, and I the the the thi, and I thi, and I the thi, and I'm thi, and I've the the the the thi, and I've thi, and I thi, and I thi, and I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I tham, I I I I I I thin, I thin, I thin, I the the the the the the thin, I the the thin, I thin, I thin, I'm thin, I'm not thin, I'm not thin, I'm not thin, I'm not thin, I'm not thin, I'm not thin, I'm not thin, I'm not the the thin, I the and it's the Mecca of gambling. And the thing that they are betting on now is not a hockey game during the NHL playoffs,

Starting point is 01:23:12 it's not basketball, it's not anything, it's politics, and it happens to be Donald Trump. And what they're betting on is whether or not Donald Trump will take the stand in defense of himself in this trial where Stormy Daniel just testified yesterday and testifies again tomorrow. And I only bet on two things. I bet on hockey because I helped create the celebrity hockey team in Hollywood, which is still going strong with an actor named Bo Swenson. And the other thing, in all the years I've been in the United States, legally, I have never lost a bet on an election. And it has nothing to do, Sam, with the fact that I'm a political pundit because I'm not, I just absolutely hate politics.

Starting point is 01:24:16 Yeah, I'm with you. But as a comic, if you make jokes, you have to be fair and make them on both sides. So, uh, I made them when Trump was running, and Hillary, the wicked witch of the North, was running, who shouldn't have been up there. Bernie Sanders should have played that tape of that wicked witch of the North saying about Gaddafi, we came, we saw, we murdered. Yeah. I mean, Jesus, Christ, we saw, we murdered. Yeah. I mean, Jesus, Christ, what a dreadful woman. Anyway, the jokes I wrote about her got bigger laughs.

Starting point is 01:24:54 And so I was one of the very first people to say Donald Trump is going to win this election. MSNBC, NBC, CBS, every bit of mainstream media called it for Hillary. And I called it for Donald Trump, which you want. So now I made a very large bet on the fact that he is going to take the stand. Whoa, people are betting on that? Yes, because if you get him to close his mouth is tou than getting the hookers at the Bunny Ranch and Perump to close their legs. And now I sent you a joke this morning, which I, I loved it and I was hoping that I would hear it, but, and that is because, imagine, well, people ask me who I'm going to vote for, I say John Kennedy, because him dead is

Starting point is 01:25:56 better than either one of these guys alive. That's so funny. Biden is a Titanic, which sank, and Trump is a Hinderberg, which is still going down in flames, so you can forget that. But I said, imagine what a peaceful country America could be. And imagine how the entire press now could more importantly focus on all the issues that a matter to this country and to the world like war and peace. If only Donald Trump's father was the one to wear a condom.

Starting point is 01:26:42 So yeah, you don't like both sides, huh? Uh-huh, John? I think you're kind of like me. You just see it's like in a weird way, a uniparty. And everybody's waiting for these politicians to save us. The Gordmy Dahl said that 50 years ago, it is a uniparty. He said it's not an eagle with a left wing and a right wing. He said it's a vulture.

Starting point is 01:27:05 And each wing is attacked to the vulture. Now, the Gorbidal was born into the upper classes. And the real revolutions that have happened in this world that are political, that have mattered, don't come from the bottom up. They come from the top down, because those in the top know how corrupt the gyr the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their theircough, the bottom up. They come from the top down because those in the top know how corrupt the goddamn system is. And you know, it's like, people ask me when I was a critic all the time about how do I review movies? Do I use my heart?

Starting point is 01:27:41 Do you use my soul? Do my mind? I said, no, I use my ass. When do you use your ass? I said, well, if my ass moves, I use my mind to tell me, why is my ass moving? And I said, quite honestly, it's been my experience. That like movies, 99 out of 100 people are absolute shit. Same with movies. But you come across that one, let's say it's network with Patty Shayefsky, that makes it

Starting point is 01:28:12 worth going through the other 99 pieces of shit or the 99 people that are pieces of shit. Anenemy can never hurt you. It is always a friend. They're the killers. They're the ones never hurt you. It is always a friend. They're the killers. They're the ones who hurt. And that hit rate is a lot lower for politicians too. It's more like one in 200. Anybody who would pursue the presidency especially.

Starting point is 01:28:37 Yeah, it's just a psychopath. And like, especially when you take a look at the like, you know, like I consider myself an old school liberal, old school, which seems to be more of a libertarian right now than than a progressive or a super conservative. But you know, it's like when you think about all these Democrats, it's like all the, all the old school liberals I know, they don't want to run for office, they don't want to run for power. They don't want to run for office. They don't want to run. They don't want power. They help on a local level. And so anybody running for office is extremely shady to me. Now, I want to get into something, John. I'm going to be honest with you.

Starting point is 01:29:15 You know, during COVID, I would always think about you. I would text you once while you were doing. you were doing. I was very concerned because COVID was really crazy, especially to your age demographic. I was very nervous. I was waiting for that. I'm very, I'm very happy to see you not only surviving it, but thriving after it. What are your thoughts on the whole COVID situation? I mean, like, it just seems to me like, it did a lot, like, regardless of whether you believe like it was a real pandemic or not, but it seems to have done so much damage to our economy, in particular the mom and pop stores, like, they're all, they're all, I mean, there's been stories about all the restaurants that close because of COVID. All the mom and pop stores stores th stores stores stores stores stores stores. Like th stores. Like ths th th. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like they're all, they're all, I mean, there's been stories about all the restaurants

Starting point is 01:30:05 that close because of COVID, all the mom and pop stores that closed because of COVID. What are your thoughts on the whole thing? Well, actually I don't have any thoughts. Maybe one or two, the one thought is that, you know, whether it happened by accident or on purpose from Wuhan, as Donald Trump Don't Trump claims, is unprovable. And if it's unprovable, there's nothing I can do about. But I did say, the thing that is going to happen because of COVID, it may destroy America's family unit forever. And I said, a lot of people don't know this. Okay. They, uh, Gloria Steinem worked for the CIA. And before Gloria Steinem, maybe your father, for example,

Starting point is 01:31:05 now my mother just worked in a Kresby's or a World War store, very low pay, but she could pay the rent for her house and support three kids, even though she was a god-awful mother. And a man at that time could buy a house and raise a kid. Now, what happens? The taxes that you and I pay are prayed to a price to a raise a kid. Now, what happens, the taxes that you and I pay are prayed to a private company called the Federal Reserve. Nobody knows this. I mean, the people who listen to this know this,

Starting point is 01:31:36 but man, when you bring this up to other people, their minds blow, they can't understand that you, you know, it's so funny, John, I did a buddy's podcast and you decided to have adult film stars on it and they were asking this adult film star, what are her thoughts on the economy and all this stuff? She's like, we have to tax billionaires and all this stuff. And I go, why? Because they got to pay their fair share. And I had to explain her how their how how how how how how how how how how how how how how their their their their their their their their their their to their to their, their, their, thaxhaxha thaugh, tha tha tha thaugha tha thaugha tha tha thaugha thoomaugha thooma thoomaugha thooma thiaugha thiaugha, thia, thia, their, tha, tha, tha, their, their, tha, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha.a.a money doesn't go to the government, your money goes to pay off the interest on all this fake money that's being printed over and over again.

Starting point is 01:32:10 And there's so many people that do not know that. They don't know it. It is six families that own the Federal Reserve. And you're right, that's where the money goes. Now, the women's movement, and Bill Clinton was by far, this is not opinion. I never do opinion. It's a fact. He was by far the worst president in the history of the United States. George Bush was the second worst because he destroyed Iraq illegally as a war criminal when everyone knew there were no weapons of mass discretion.

Starting point is 01:32:49 But Bill Clinton signed the Communications Act in 1996. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, listen, when John Kennedy was alive, there were 1,500 different owners of the media. Now they're only six major companies. Then the other thing he did is he signed NAFTA because the Vietnam War was stopped by middle class and upper middle class families, not wanting to see their sons and daughters' bodies

Starting point is 01:33:19 coming home in body bags. So there was going to be no more draft. So how do you get an army? You get an army by not giving them jobs when they get out.... Then. Then. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. Then. Then. Then. Then. T their their their their the. Then thi. Then thi. Then thi. Then thi. thi. Then thi. Then thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. Then thi. Then thi. Then thi. Then thi. Then thi. Then thi. Then thi. Then thi. Then thi. Then thi. Then thi. Then thi. Then thi. Then thi. Then thi. Then the other other other other thi. thi. thi. We did thi. I thin thi. I thin thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaauia thiauia thia thia thia thi. Then there was going to be no more draft. So how do you get an army? You get an army by not giving them jobs when they get out of school. And you might make sure they can't get a job because they're too god damn fucking them anymore. So they have to join the military. I know three honor students at U and LB have to join the army. To get to get anything anyway So he signs after a naphtha sends a job's overseas. Totally right.

Starting point is 01:33:52 You remember something called Glass Stegel? Yeah, yeah, tell the audience what Glass Stegel is. I don't want to do all the talking isn't Glass Stegal is that where it's separated the financial, um, the financial, the talking. Isn't Glass-Steagall, is that where it separated the financial, the financial wing of the bank from the, into the personal savings? Commercial and investing. Yeah. And that was signed by, during the Depression in America in the 30s by Franklin Roosevelt and his socialist vice president,

Starting point is 01:34:27 as was Social Security introduced, a workman's compensation introduced, being able to join a union was introduced. All socialists for Christ's sake, and the same with child labor, eight hours a day. That was all socialist signed by F.D. And, and Bill Clinton killed that. And that created a 2008 recession and I lost a million dollar home in a golf course and millions of other people lost the same. Because, but I must tell you this, if you go to my website, I have a hilarious piece called the 10.5 worst presidents in American history. And of course, the first is the worst is Bill Clinton.

Starting point is 01:35:21 The next is George Bush. I couldn't fit Trump in. Would you believe that? Abe Lincoln was one of the worst. Yeah, okay. What about Woodrow Wilson? There's a real battle between who is the worst president of all time? Woodrow Wilson, Bill Clinton. It's Bill Clinton. There is no battle between that. It's obvious. Where does Obama stand? I think Obama's bad, but I mean... I think he's in the middle because he sent drones to kill teenagers in North Africa.

Starting point is 01:35:55 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, that's why I don't like to get in to politics. That's why I'm thrilled to be on Sam's show. We can tell stories about Dean Martin or Frank Sinatra. Real people that lift our spirits, not politicians who destroy our hopes. There's nothing worse than having your hope destroyed. Anyway, I'm not quite sure. Okay, everybody asked me. I'm 91 years of age, and everybody asked me, I get thousands

Starting point is 01:36:27 requests, John, how do you live to be 91? I give them a two-word answer. Okay, they're one of you guys, tell me what I tell them. Okay, um, drink gin. No, no, no, you're gonna, health. That's one word. Healthy. Drink drink water, stay healthy, stay active. Don't die. That's it. Don't die. Don't die. Dang, points Johnny. There go. Okay, someone got it. I like it, dude. You know, I had discovered over the years that nature is only interested in three things only. That is feeding, fighting, fighting, and then for the to fight. the to. th. Don, that. Don, that. Don, that. Don, that. Don, that. Don, that. Don, th. Don, th. Don, to. Don, to. Don, to. Don, to. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't, don't, don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don, don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. to. to. to. to. the years that nature is only interested in three things only. That is feeding, fighting,

Starting point is 01:37:08 and then fornicating. And humans are designed to fight and feed in order to fornicate. Well, at my age, I just concentrate on the feeding part. But anyway, thank you, thank you all so much for having me and unfortunately I can't get to Hollywood to get to the comedy store, but my son is the co-executive producer of criminal minds. Oh wow. Yeah, he loves guys, he loves comedy because of his, and I will get him over to the comedy store to watch you. Anytime, John, we always loved having you on. Thank you so much. And we appreciate you.

Starting point is 01:37:52 Go to John Barber's World.com and let's break it down. John is 100% national treasure, man. That was a great conversation. And we appreciate John giving us an hour of his time you know it was it was a fun conversation I'm very blessed yeah an hour means a lot when you're what is it 90 91 91 that's all wow Johnny you want live the 91 that's a life would love to you don't think John Barber is having a great time look at him he's happy he's happy this okay okay he want live the 91 I don't I mean if if if if if if if if if if if if the th I th I th I th I th th th I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th the the the the th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thou thou thou thou thou thou thou thou to thou thou thou thou thou the thou thou the thou th th thou th th th th. Okay. You want to live the 91? I don't, I mean, if I would like, I would love to live his 91. I've seen some people, other people's 91 where

Starting point is 01:38:31 I'm like, there's no way I want to live anyone near that. If it's a good 91, and you have money left over, some people run out of cash. He's living in Vegas, come on. He's having a great guy. John, you want the the their their to l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l their their their their their their their their their th. I th. I th. I love th. I love th. I love th. I love th. I love th. I would like th. I love th. I would like th. I would like th. I would like th. I would like th. I would like I would like their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I would th. I would th. I would th. I would love. I would love. I would love. I love to love to love to love to love th. I love th. I love. I love. I love. I love th. I would love th. I would love th. I would love th. I would love th. I a great job. John, you want to live in Vegas so badly. I like but again, again, I love John Barber and it's so funny this the stories just like I can relate to them so much how you just run into these industry faggots who fucking make your life miserable. Try to cuck hold you? Yeah, dude, how crazy was that crazy? Hey dude, let me bang your wife. Okay, you lost your shelf. What are th? that's? that's? that's? that's? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I I th. I I th. I I th. I th. I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I love th. I love tho. I love tho. I love tho. I love tho. I love tho. I love tho. I love tho. I love tho. I love th. me bang your wife. No, okay, you lost your shelf. All right, what are we doing here? And that's that shit, it still goes on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but now it's like let me bang your hole, dude. Right?

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Starting point is 01:39:37 Why you want to that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, they tore through Justin Bieber. I mean, dude, that's why he's so fucked up. You think so? Yeah, and then everyone loves his like dad. He's like, his dad's a great manager. His dad literally let his kid get didled. Yeah, I mean, get the fuck out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out here dude. Get the fuck out of here. You know if your kids had an interest in show biz would you never happening dude. I've already expressed it to the mother. It's never happening.

Starting point is 01:40:11 After 18 I can't control them. They could do whatever they want. Well after 18 they're adults. That's exactly what my mom would take because my sister every time. Everybody would tell my sister oh she's so pretty she should be a model. My mom like when she's 18. 18 she can 18 she can the the the the the the th. She's 18. She's 18. She's 18. She's 18. th. th. th. th. to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. th. their their their their their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they's. I I I I I I they's. I they's. I I they's already already already. I I. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they's they. I th. I th. I th. I t. I try. I'll already already already already already already already already already already already. I've already already already tod. I've already already already already already. I'm today. I'm try. I'm today. I've go be about on her own time. I'm not going to be liable for whatever happened to my daughter under the age of 18. That's how I feel, dude. And I was like, well, never happening. My daughter is going to be a comic. I can already tell. She's to be a comic. She'd go. She loves it. She's going to be a comic. That's good. She's not. I'm. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. That's going. That's going. the th. That's going. That's going. That's going. That's going. That's going. That's going. That's the the the their. That's the the th. That's th. That's. That's th. That's that's the the the the the their. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's th. I's the. I's the th. I's how. I's how. I's how. I the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I that's how. I that's how. I that's how. I th. I th. I's th. anything to happen. She'd go do shows. Like if she wants to tell her Tomlinson it and do shows when she's 13 years old, let her go. I don't care, but I'm going to be there and then we're going to get in the car and we're going to go to fuck home. Too many predators. She's just never going on auditions until she's 18. It's crazy. I think you know as a parent. I you you you you you you you you you you you you th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th th th th. I th th th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thin. th. th. th. th. th Bell's Drake Bell's dad knew you got these vibe that these guys here for something but you try to avoid it because you're like it's part of the industry they're

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Starting point is 01:42:25 I can't imagine him going to Starbucks in order to like a latte and no one yelling at him. Yeah, I mean it's done. But yeah, great episode. I hope you guys enjoyed it, both the breakdown of the roast and the talk with John Barber about his roast and what he was doing and you realize what he he did there was the equivalent of what Tony Hinchcliffe did on that one. Guys go to Sam Tripoli.com check out all the premium content. You can now get all of my shows that I do personally on Sam Tripoli.com. I'm putting up multiple episodes a month. Okay, I mean a week. It's only eight dollars. But let's say you want to get all the content on Rockfin you still play.. the the th. th. th. the th. th. the to play th. to play to play to play to play to play to play to play to play to play tine. tine. tine. tony tony tony tony tony tony toy toy toy to toy- to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tone. tone. tone. tone. tone. tone. tone. tone. tone. tone. tone. ton. ton. ton. ton. ton. the ton. ton. ton. ton. ton. to. to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. dollars, but let's say you want to get all the content on Rockfin. You still play 15 there, but you can get $8 for just mine. Okay. Then we go to, um, then we go to cash that. People are signing up because Johnny, how's how we doing? Oh, he's absolutely on a kill streak. Yeah, he's crushing it right here.

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Starting point is 01:47:12 It was a good one, at Johnny Woodard on Twitter to hang out with me. Let's go. All right, guys. Enjoy these highlights. Here's a clip from the latest Broken Sim. So I told you on Cache today that I went to to to to to to to that panel that panel that panel thoanananananananananananananananananananananananana. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. their. toe. toe. toe. Here's a clip from the latest broken Sim. So I told you on cachet today that I went to that panel for farewell to Kirby enthusiasm and you had Judd Appetow and Larry David and you know Jeff Garland all these heavyweights from Hollywood talking about how that show and South Park were the last of a certain generation and it's probably not or last of a

Starting point is 01:47:43 certain breed of show that where you know you can get away with certain politically incorrect things and the thought is like if those guys are complaining like what who is actually getting anything done in Hollywood and now you have Seinfeld coming out and he's been getting a lot of shit for this this is a variety sign for Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being killed by quote the extreme left and PC crap and people worrying so much about offending other people. Of course he's right. But if you're Jerry Seinfeld dude and you can't get what you want made? Like what is this? Yeah, I believe that that he can't get what he wants made? Probably right. Yeah, I mean Johnny people walking out of out of shows, lepricon's fighting people over, like

Starting point is 01:48:29 this is where we're at. It's an emotional response. I'm telling you, cancel culture is an infection. So when I tell you, comedy and Hollywood sucks, that's who he's pitching it to, unfunny, rich kids. Put it on YouTube. . unfunny rich kids put it on YouTube do your own thing yeah by the way Seinfeld you have enough money to do your own shit yeah you could put a producer

Starting point is 01:48:48 shit buy some everybody in Hollywood thinks you have to rent cameras from you know this rental house I mean like by the way Seinfeld isn't the good guy either no no no like the more I learn about him and I like he's a creep yeah what's I forget the more I learn about him, and I like he's a creep. Yeah. What's it? I forget that was the name of Bob Who's on full house? Bob on full house? Bob Sagget. Bob Sagitt, right? Bob Sagitt supposedly hated Seinfeld. Because Seinfeld and I'm not gonna get into it, but let's just say some of Seinfeld's fucking kinks are Scumbag shit and I'm not talking about the Jeffrey Ross stuff I'm talking about other things that I'm not gonna out right here And it just let you know that he's a real scumbag okay a real scumbag and like you know

Starting point is 01:49:39 He likes a shit on girls hands. No, I mean that would be better than this, okay? But, but, but, you just realize like how lucky this guy is they could cry about that shit? Yeah, yeah. It's like you, dude, if you go to who's made the, what actors made the most money in Hollywood, it is Jerry Seinfeld. In what world does that make any sense? No, it doesn't make any sense. And by the way, Jerry Seinfeld is the blueprint that so many these people have done where it's like, oh I can't do it myself, so I surround myself with talent that rises. Larry David should be the guy. He should be the guy. He is the guy. But without Larry David. Another guy though too is not perfect. I mean he's politically just brain dead. I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, the, the the, I, the the the the the the the the the th, I the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. Another guy though too is not perfect. I mean he's politically just brain dead. I mean I mean I mean like yeah I mean such a Democrat. But it's like it's like you guys are the ones because what

Starting point is 01:50:33 happened is you know I just like it's crazy to me all these old heads who just sit there and like they don't say anything they just sit there and take it. Let me let's let's talk about me, I just want to read, because Jerry had a good quote on this. Can I just read it to you really quick? Yeah. Nothing really affects comedy. People always need it.

Starting point is 01:50:52 They need it so badly and they don't get it. It used to be you would go home at the end of the day. And most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the their to their to to to to to to to to to to to to to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the to. the the the the the the the the the the the the t. the to. the the the the to. the the the the to. the the to. the to. to. the to. to. the the family is on. You just expected that when you got home there'll be some funny stuff we can watch on TV tonight. Well guess what? Where is it? This is the result of the extreme left and the PC crap and people worrying so much about a thing people. And he's so right. Like there used to be these communal experiences because we had three channels and they had to put shit on the the the the the the that the the the back then. And now we've got, you know, we've done it to ourselves. I mean, I, dude, listen to me.

Starting point is 01:51:27 In the 90s to the 2000s, the industry thought they were more important and they killed the own golden cow. That's it. Right? They killed the golden goose. Let's not the cow. No. Okay, on Broken Simmits a Golden Cow. Okay, they killed the Golden Cow because they decided that they want, they knew what entertainment was, even though they couldn't do it.

Starting point is 01:51:52 We go deep home, boy. Aaron, open your mind. Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere. That's some interdimensional shit. Wake up, Aaron! This is only the beginning. You just blew my mind.

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