Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #816: Biblical Bigfoot, Serpent Seed, and Blood Lickers with Justin Brown and Jared Klickstein
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Yeah, we have we have the man the myth the legend Justin Brown. Okay, and then we also have our good friend
He's got a book coming out Jared Klickenstein click Stein
Jared click sign they're both joining us on an intensely awesome
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Joining us in studio, he's a good friend of mine
and he's got a book out called Crooked Smile.
What it took to escape decade of homelessness, addiction, crime.
Jared Kilkeen.
Thank you for having me.
Buddy, thank you so much.
Tell us a little bit about your book.
Yeah, I was homeless and addicted to drugs for about 10 years.
I was homeless on Skid Row and in the Tenderloin.
I wrote a book about it.
It's pretty funny and it's kind of a policy book at the same time. Yeah, it's
a fun read. What do you mean by policy book? It critiques some of the policies in California
regarding homelessness and addiction and really just across America. Then it offers a solution
that I think that would work a lot better. I love it. I love it. It's great, dude. This
is great. Congratulations. Glad your books doing well
We were talking in between shows. It sounds like you sold some push some product and it's really great to see man
You're a good guy and I'm glad you're here on the show. Thank you very and the links to his book will be below
Join us via the power of zoom
He has a podcast called Prometheus lens
He has a podcast called Prometheus Lens
Very excited to have a mom for the first time hopefully many times. Please welcome Justin Doc Brown. How are you brother?
I'm good Sam. Thank you for having me man. I really appreciate it our
Pleasure for our listeners who may not be familiar with you. Can you tell us a little bit about yourself and where our listeners can find you?
Yeah, I'm just a normal 9 to five Joe, man. It's always loved diving into the Bible, into history, and ended up deep diving since 2012
on some of these subjects and ended up just starting a podcast and jumping into everything
that is biblical, conspiracy theory, cryptids, ancient law civilizations, all that
fun stuff, man. And just love every minute of it. I've been doing this for about maybe
two years now.
These are a few.
About my podcast.
Yeah, go on.
Oh, my podcast is on all major platforms, YouTube, Spotify, Apple, anywhere you can
consume content, you can find me.
Love it, dude. Are you getting, your subject matter, does, anywhere you can consume content, you can find me. Love it, dude.
Are you getting your subject matter?
Does that get you in trouble with the tech gods or do they, do they allow you to dance?
So far I've been allowed to dance, but I've been very careful.
I have a paid subscription.
So anytime I get into anything that I think YouTube would hit would hit me for a flag before I just kind of separate that
Content for those members so so far so good
That's great, man. I'm super happy for you. How long is your podcast been going?
11 months Wow, that's awesome. Dude brand new
Congratulations. Enjoy. Enjoy the journey man So, where do you want to begin?
David Larson Well, I just finished a book. I'm in the
process of publishing it now. It's called The Epic of Esau, and I was going to talk
to you guys about that. And basically, there's a lot of Harry, quote unquote, you know, men
in the Bible that we overlook and one of them is
Esau. And so, as I got to studying this guy, looking through the book of Jasher and just
some of these other books, I found this really great story of this, you know, enigmatic character,
but it's like broken up in puzzle pieces throughout all these different books. So, as I discovered it and put it all together, man, this is a pretty epic tale that I thought
a lot of people needed to hear.
I'm totally down with it, man.
We were just talking some Christianity in between the, you know, my desire to become
the best Christian I can and just my, I'm just struggling with, like,
I just don't know the rules sometimes, and it's, so I'm always, I always enjoy talking
about, so thanks for coming on, man. I appreciate it. So, where do you want to kick it off?
Well, I guess with the introduction of Esau in the biblical text, and Esau was one of
those characters that you
don't hear a whole lot about. You get just like basically a little blurb about him and
it moves on. It's kind of like the Genesis 6 event. You know, you hear, oh, there was
a, the sons of God came down and bred with the daughters of men, creating Nephilim giants,
and the giants were on the earth in those days before and after, and boom, it's over.
Well the thing is, they only give those little blurs because there was so much other material
written down and so much oral tradition surrounding these giants, so the authors felt that that
subject was well covered, so they didn't need to theoretically beat a dead horse, so to
speak.
And Esau is one of those characters, you just, what he's most known for is the trading of
his birthright, that he's the elder brother of a set of twins, and he trades his birthright
for a bowl of red stew.
But I grew up in church my whole life, and it's not until maybe 2012 I found out there's
so many misunderstood, hidden, and redacted things in the Bible.
And honestly, the Bible is the most supernatural book in the world.
It's full of bigfoot, vampires, just cryptids, and supernatural warfare, and things like
that.
It would put any kind of marvel comic book to shame
That's what i've been saying dude, like why?
Like it's done on purpose to get you not to read this book
To make it seem dry and unfun and i'm just telling you regardless of whether you're a christian
Or you're an atheist or whatever you are it's a really
interesting book like I said on my website you know samtribly.com I sit
down with friends of mine and we just we listen to Johnny Cash read the Bible and
it is fire bro it is fire every time you read you're like this is fire dude so
okay so I don't get it my My parents obviously wanted me to be Catholic
but like you said what they gave me was pretty,
I would say pretty dull, pretty blah.
You want your kids to be Christian.
Pretty what?
Pretty dull, pretty blah.
Like blah, I was like ugh.
Like this is it, I get it, I get it but there's no.
You want your kids to be Christian right?
Are you not gonna give them these books
and be like look it's interesting
or would you save that for later?
Is it too soon to, like you get what I'm trying to say? Yeah, I mean, like, that's a great question, dude.
I want my kids to grow up. Yeah, obviously, I would love for them to have a connection with Christ and
and all that. I really would. I really want them to but I would I would just think it like,
it'd be so cool to teach them the Bible through a supernatural like he's talking about.
Like, how much more fun would that be, dude?
How much more fun would that be than that?
We need a biblical graphic novel is what we need, you know, the comic book version of
the Bible.
Now, that's what I'm talking about.
And that worldview would help people defend their faith too, because one of the main key
points of the supernatural worldview of the Bible is Deuteronomy 32, and that's the Tower of Babel event, because
nowadays you have so many atheists say, well, if your God is real, how come there's so much
violence? How come my niece was raped from the time she was six years old, and da-da-da,
and name all these atrocities? And they're like, well, if your God is real, then he's just a shitty God.
And I don't want no part of it. It's because, you know, the Tower of Babel was more than just a tall tower.
It says there in Deuteronomy 32, it says that when the tongues were divided, also
mankind was divided amongst the sons of God. And that in Hebrew is B'nei Ha Elohim. Every time that phrase is used,
it's talking about divine, heavenly beings. It's the same phrase that's used in the Genesis
6 event. So God there allotted His sons, which ended up being rebellious sons, over the nations
to rule over them. And that's why you get to Psalms 82. He's calling these guys out for rebelling and ruling unjustly because it says,
you are gods, all of you, sons of the Most High.
But how long will you rule unjustly and show partiality to the wicked?
So once again, this is a game of thrones. You have all these
pieces of earth
Game of Thrones, you have all these pieces of earth separated in dominions, you have all these archons, these sons of God ruling over them, and they're ruling unjustly.
Yeah, man, that just totally resonated with me, because I feel like what you just said
there about like supporting the wicked, those were your exact words, but long line that I see that playing out right now
so much in life and like things I just
you know you read you read the you read the Bible or you hear the audio book of the Bible and then you just
They just instantly see where it's playing out right now in the world
That's that's the thing that just really blows my mind
about the whole thing. It's about how it all plays, you could see it playing out right there
with it in front of you.
Yeah, and that's the whole story of the Bible because when you get that, that Deuteronomy
32 worldview, that divine council worldview, it's an actual spiritual game of risk. It's a battle between
the forces of good and the forces of darkness over the dominion of the earth and the souls
of its inhabitants. And that's why in that Deuteronomy 32 it says, he gives all these
portions out, but he says, but Jacob, Israel, is my allotted portion.
And then that's why right after you see him, pull out and call out Abraham.
And what's the first thing he tells Abraham?
He says, through your name all nations shall be blessed.
And what he was talking about was the bloodline, the coming of the Messiah, and when Jesus
come, he proclaimed a kingdom that was not of this earth. So,
it's basically telling us that we have the right to revoke our citizenship from these fallen entities that are ruling over us and pulling the strings of the world leaders and apply for
citizenship to His kingdom. And it's just a story of all coming back into the family of God. It's a story
about family and returning home.
I'm just telling you, bro, it's like, I had a conversation with my buddy and I go, yeah,
it's God versus fallen angels. And he's like, God is, it's not God versus fallen angels.
It's fallen angels waging war against God's greatest creation, right? That's kind of a
better way to say it,
like, because God is above all things, regardless of what your God, my God is Christian God, but
like, it's, like, that is the genesis of every single conspiracy comes from that.
It all starts simple, fallen angels fall, get cast from heaven, and everything goes just as haywire from there.
It's so crazy.
Jared, any thoughts?
You're sitting quietly.
No, this is fascinating, and I totally agree, and yeah, it all makes sense to me.
So let's go, yeah, man, so keep going, dude.
It's supernatural in the Bible.
I love this.
And the thing is too, is this all comes back to, in the words of L.A. Marzulli, everything
hinges on Genesis 3.15. It's all about the seed war. And then you have the parable of
the wheat and the tares. That's what it's talking about. Yes, it has literal meanings,
but it has deeper esoteric meanings also. Scripture is like an onion. It has multiple layers. You just
have to peel them back and dig in and find them. Because in that parable, what does it say? It says
that a landowner planted some seed and in his absence, the adversary came in and sown his seed,
and amongst the wheat was growing tares." And that's just
another word for weed. And when you look at them side by side, they're identical. You
can't even tell which is which until harvest time comes. And then the angels, or the, it's
not the angels in the parable, it's the workers. The workers asked the landowners, shall we
pull up the tares? And the landowner says, no, at least you ruin the wheat in pulling
them up and derooting them. No, let them grow beside and come harvest time, we will separate
the wheat and the tares and throw the tares into the fire. That's talking about this seed
war, this serpent seed and these nephilim that are, in my opinion, amongst us today.
And this story that I'm talking about is basically pretty close to the Genesis of that seed war,
I do believe.
Because when we have Esau in Genesis 25-22, it says, The children struggled together within her, so she inquired of the Lord.
And in verse 23, it says,
The Lord said, Two nations are in your womb.
Two peoples from within you shall be divided, and the one shall be stronger than the other.
stronger than the other. So now if we think back to Genesis 3, that's the event in the Bible of the apple, the fall
of Adam and Eve.
So once they've done and rebelled, God comes down and gives the cursings.
Well, so in verse 14, it says, the Lord God said to the serpent, because you have done
this, cursed are you above all livestock and
above all beasts of the fields.
On your belly you shall go, dust you shall eat all the days of your life.
And here's the key, he says, I will put enmity between you and the woman and between your
offspring and her offspring. He shall bruise your head and you shall bruise his heel." So a lot
of people want to dance around and talk about, you know, allegories and symbolism.
It says plainly right there that he has a seed, she has a seed, and that they will
be at enmity with one another.
And of course, when it talks about the woman's seed crushing the head, ultimately, that's
talking about Christ.
And then that's pretty, you know, openly accepted.
But later it says that once they do this, they realize they're naked and they sow the
fig leaves.
Well, when you go down to verse 20, it says, the man called his wife Eve because she was
the mother of all living.
And the Lord God made for Adam and for his wife garments of skin and clothed him.
And for those that's not familiar, Mike Heiser, great scholar, he's now no longer with us, but he wrote an amazing book called
The Unseen Realm.
And that, honestly, is what opened my eyes to a whole new book, even though I've read
this book my whole life, up until I was, you know, in my mid-twenties.
And there were so many things there that I just didn't see and misunderstood or was just
taught wrong.
And one of the things he touches on is the word serpent.
Are any of you guys familiar with this, my Kaiser and the serpent?
Why do I feel like I heard him?
But to be honest, no.
Okay.
But this word in Hebrew is nakash.
Now nakash can mean serpent, but the Hebrew language is just like English or any other
language.
One word can have multiple meanings, so the context of how it fits into the sentence is
just key.
So not only can this word mean serpent, it can also mean the shining one, or the one
who practices divination.
So if you had this supernatural worldview, God's divine counsel, you know, in your mind
you need to think of Zeus and the Olympians.
That's how the Bible paints heaven and God, that He is the head Elohim, the Creator, but He has a
divine assembly with Him. So, when you look at the context of the fall of Adam and Eve,
what makes more sense? A talking snake or a divine being on God's holy mountain that rebelled?
Pete That's crazy, right? Yeah. Number one, snakes don't talk. Number two, when the snake spoke to her, she wasn't
freaked out and she never questioned it. She trusted it. So to me, it shows that she's
seen this thing every day, conversed with it and obviously trusted it.
That's an interesting point.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if a snake talked to you, would you just be like, oh interesting. You'd be like, what the fuck?
Yeah. What is this? This thing is talking to me. Who dosed me, right? Yeah.
Do you think they purposely put these wrong interpretations of these words in the Bible to
sort of demean the Bible and make people be, because that's like a common thing that like,
okay, obviously she didn't talk to a snake and that makes, it sort of promotes like an atheism society that kind of shuns the
Bible as something stupid. You know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, I think it could just be like a
simple mistranslation, or it could have been like they were trying their best to put it in context,
because we do have references to serpents. And then also, when you look
into the Mesopotamian and the Syrian culture, you know, that they grew up and around, they
had serpents and chaos dragons in their creation myths and things like that. So, they might
have just went with that.
R. Chaos dragons? How come I'm 51 years old and this is the first time I've heard of
Chaos drag wasn't that our logo why?
Is that a logo is that like dude? No more fat dragon productions. It's chaos dragon productions, dude
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when you kind of take a look at like the story
of St. Patrick, you know, and he's like,
they ran out the snakes.
They're not talking about snakes.
They're talking about pagans. And
regardless of what you think of that, that's a discussion on genocide right there. They're
discussing genocide. And so, if that's the discussion about snakes there, why couldn't
this be also the presentation? Especially when you get into the role of the Vatican and the roman catholic church?
in in so much of this
kind of
reworking
Christianity into a different way
like
Like not the christianity necessarily of jesus, but christianity that they wanted christians
Christianity necessarily of Jesus, but Christianity that they wanted Christians to study.
So if you connect those two, that totally makes sense.
That's something else than an actual snake.
Yeah, and to obfuscate bloodlines,
I've seen you recently spoke with Gary Wayne, the Royals.
Of course they wanna hide this serpent seed lineage.
Yeah, yeah.
And who else we just talked to was right along the lines of that.
That's just like these, these, oh these, uh, we just did the, um, episode on, um, the,
the Anunnaki bloodlines. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yep. Now all this stuff goes back to this serpent seed in this event in Genesis 3.15. Pete Yeah, that's crazy, dude. Yeah. I mean, I'm, yeah, it's resonating. For sure.
Jared And this is really going to blow your guy's mind because,
once again, when you go back to the Hebrew, the original languages,
here's where things really open up in your eyes, start seeing things in a whole new way.
It's like you've never seen the blue Honda Civic until you bought the Honda Civic, and
then you see it everywhere.
But when it talks about the cloth, the clothing that He gave them, when you go to Hebrew,
this word cloths is hielbish.
So God hielbishes their nakedness.
So, Adam's naked.
Dude, it sounds like you say God heals bitches.
And I'm like, oh, their nakedness.
I'm like, okay, dude, I mean, that lines up.
Yes, it's the twang, sorry.
Yeah, I respect.
But he covers their nakedness with a canonet in Hebrew, and this is another word that's
transcribed a lot in the Old Testament as tunic.
And so this word here, you see it associated with the priest and the tabernacle most often.
Exodus chapter 29 and verse 28 is where you get the description
of all the things that are going inside the tabernacle and the clothes that covers the
priests. And it says specifically in there that the garments were made to hillbish them.
So it's basically using the law of first mention to draw back to this
event in the garden. And all rabbis trace their lineage and their beginnings back to
Adam. They say Adam was the first king and priest of all creation.
Wow.
So, yeah. And this all ties in if you go to Ezekiel 28.
And Ezekiel 28, and once again, this goes back to the Tower of Babel, how, you know,
you even talk about on your show the dark forces that are behind the world leaders pulling
the strings.
This was an ancient idea also.
This is not nothing new.
Solomon said it, nothing new is under the sun. In this book
here, this prophet is calling out the king of Tyre, and he's calling him out for all
of his wicked deeds and stuff, and you can tell it's addressed to a man and this king
of Tyre. But halfway through it changes, and he's no longer talking to a man. He's talking
to a spiritual entity, and talking to a spiritual entity.
And I believe that spiritual entity, and many others do too. I'm not alone in this. It was Satan himself.
And I'd like to just go through and read that real quick.
Wow!
Yeah, so verse 13 it says,
You were in Eden, the garden of God.
So right away we know this king of Tyre was not in Eden.
They're not talking about the same person anymore.
He's calling out the spirit like an exorcism that's behind this ruler.
And he says, every precious stone was your covering.
Sardis, topaz, diamond, barrel, onyx, jasper, sapphire, emerald, and carbuncle, and crafted
in gold was your settings and your engravings.
And on the day you were created, they were prepared.
You were an anointed guardian cherub.
I placed you on the holy mountain of God in the midst of the stones of fire.
You walked.
You were blameless in your ways."
You know, it goes on and on and on.
This is clearly not a human anymore.
And it goes on down into verse 18.
It says, by the multitude of your iniquities and in the unrighteousness of your trade,
you profaned your sanctuaries, and that I threw you from the mountain of God as a profane
thing.
So this word nakash can mean shining one.
And just right here we have this garment described, all these different colored stones, gold engravings,
and all this stuff, right?
This even fits the description of his name.
He would definitely be a shining one with this garment on.
And it's the exact same garment that is described in Exodus that the priests wore. They call it the ephod. So it's my opinion that I've developed from reading this is that Satan was once the high
priest of all creation, and when he rebelled and caused Adam and Eve to fall here, he was
cursed by God, and he was stripped of of his position and his garments, his priestly
garments were taken away and given to Adam and Eve.
And Adam became the first king and priest of all creation.
And so if you think of that, that alone would make Satan just hate mankind because something that was his prized
possession, something he wore with pomp and he was just so proud of, it was a symbol of
his authority, is now the constant reminder of his shame and fall and having to see it
on his younger brother, mankind.
Because if you look at it in the family aspect, these angelic hosts, according
to the book of Job, says that they were there at the site of creation. And Job, it says
that, where were you when I hung the stars? Where were you when I did this and did that?
And it said, in the morning stars, the sons of God sang with joy at the site of creation.
So they are our elder brothers.
So there's a lot to unpack here. We've gone through a lot.
I find very interesting, the city of Tyre,
that's a big, you hear that city a lot.
We've also heard that from somebody like Ian Ferguson,
who came on from, you know, he's more into astrology and stuff like that.
And he talked about the importance of Tyre. And it's part in the war between, let's say
the globalist versus Russia, why they hate Russia. Alexander, he invaded, you know, Tyre
was the most fortified city out there, and
that to me is, I think, the genesis of all of that. But you brought up something
very interesting, I gotta ask, so you say that Satan, that is, was in charge of creation,
what do you mean by that?
I said he was the, like, the high priest of creation. It's like he was the one that overseen it all because when you get to Ezekiel 28 that's
talking to Satan, it describes his garments and it describes the priestly ephod to a
tea.
And then it says that he profaned his sanctuaries, but then he was cast as a profane thing from the Garden of
Eden.
So it was like, you know, it describes him in a priestly role.
But then as you go through the history and traditions of the rabbis, they all trace their
right to priesthood to Adam, that Adam was the first one. So it's like at Satan's cursing and he was thrown down,
his garments were given to Adam because he was now the high priest. Some people call
that the Order of Melchizedek.
Pete Slauson Order of what?
Adam Lutzer Melchizedek.
Pete Slauson What is that?
Adam Lutzer Melchizedek was a high priest and you first see him in the book of Genesis when Abraham
defeats the five giant kings.
These five kings were
going through and conquering these territories and demanding tribute and they go to Sodom and
take Lot as hostage and run off with him.
So Abraham assembles 300 strong men and goes after these five kings.
Him and his crew defeat these kings and get Lot back and on their way back.
It says that they bump into this mysterious guy named Melchizedek. He was the priest and king of Salem of peace,
and he gave him a tithe of all the spoils. And then Melchizedek, this mysterious figure,
pulls out bread and wine. And when you get into the book of Hebrews, it compares Jesus
to this order of Melchizedek and the next in line.
A lot of people think that this Melchizedek character was a pre-incarnate Christ or a
Christophany.
Wow.
So, let me ask you something.
And when you ask these, some people I think sometimes think I'm, this is like kind of
like a tact question or something.
It's not. it's a real question
So I've seen people before I've had friends sending me the these, you know clips of people talking about this
So Lucifer is the light bearer, right?
Mm-hmm. It doesn't Jesus say he's the bearer of light at one point as well
Yeah, because Satan is always trying to
mimic, you know, when you go through some of these verses and you read
Satan, he says that, you know, I will set my throne on high and I will be the,
like, the most high. He's just trying his best to be the top dog and show his superiority.
And when you look at all the perverted things, it's like Satan creates nothing, but he takes
things that God already has and perverts them and tries to imitate them.
Yeah, it's so interesting, right?
It's super interesting.
It's so interesting, right? It's super interesting. It's super interesting.
And to back up that theory too, in the book of Joshua, Joshua was the high priest and
he is called up to heaven in a vision and it says that Satan accuses Joshua. And when he does so, he is standing at the right hand of the throne. And I find
that amazing because when you go through the book of Revelation and you have the ascension
of Christ, it says, you know, he appeared because no one was able to open the scrolls
and he appeared as a lamb that were slain. A lot of people think that this was his ascension
into heaven, and he came in and took the scroll, but it says that he comes at the right hand
of the Father and takes the scroll. And then when you get that passage about the rebellion
in heaven, and Lucifer battles the heavenly host, and his tail sweeps down a third of the stars, which people think
that's the angels with him.
It says plainly right there that he was swept down because there was no longer a place for
him.
It says that specifically.
And I think that is because we went from the accuser of the brethren, the high priest at
the right hand of the Father, and traded him for Jesus who is our intercessor and defender
day and night at the right hand of the Father.
So, Jesus replaced Lucifer. Yeah, because when you read Hebrews, it says that Jesus is now the high priest, and we
no longer have a need for a temple or a priest, because the priests were flesh and blood,
and they were imperfect and couldn't do their job right.
So now Jesus is in the order of this Melchizedek and he is the perfect
high priest, the conduit to the Father.
So deep.
Jion, did you think that?
Did you ever think about that?
No, I never thought about that.
Did you hear about any of this?
Melchizedek?
No, it never came up.
It's so crazy, right?
I mean, that's not, yeah.
How deep, it's like the Bible seems like Jiu-Jitsu, just a never-ending, bottomless pit of new
stuff to learn about.
I mean, we weren't even given the Apocrypha in my, you know, in my church.
That, you know, even the Catholic Bible was out of bounds for Southern Baptists.
That's how I was raised.
Yeah, yeah, they don't, I mean, they don't play, they don't even play in Revelation much.
They don't, they don't, you know, Revelation, they don't.
Why do you think that is, Johnny?
Well, because it's esoteric.
I mean, Revelation is open to interpretation and they don't, they don't like that very,
you know, abstract language, you know, it's, it's, they're very, you know, they're, they're,
yeah, they don't, they shy away from anything that leaves interpretation as an option.
So interesting.
Yeah, and amazingly, that's the only book in the canon that starts out with a blessing.
It says, blessed are those who read the words and contemplate on this book.
It kind of ends with a curse, though, doesn't it?
That's according on what team you're on.
Well, yeah, I guess so. with a curse though doesn't it that's that's according on what team you're on yeah I'm just talking about the last verse you know where it says do not add
or take away or whatever you're gonna be damned forever I don't even yeah so
crazy because I feel like everybody talked to they have their own
interpretation I guess you know it's it's interesting. Okay, keep going, dude.
This is great.
I'm in.
Yeah.
So now we get, I wanted to cover those garments because we see those trickle through.
But Genesis 25, 25 is the birth of this guy Esau that I mentioned.
And right away, this sends up all kinds of question marks. It says, the first came out red all over his body like a hairy cloak.
So they called his name Esau.
Afterward his brother came out with his hand holding Esau's heel.
So his name was called Jacob. So remember when I started it and I said, you know, two nations where the angel of the
Lord came and said two nations, two peoples was in her womb and they would battle, but
the older would serve the younger.
And according to Jewish tradition, that was completely backwards.
The eldest was the one that got the birthright, he got the blessing.
If he had a younger sibling, they served him.
So first red flag is she gives birth to what sounds like what we would call today in our
modern vernacular a Sasquatch.
Say what? It says he came out red and covered in hair from head to toe like a hairy cloak
Now hold on who is giving birth here?
This is Rebecca
Holy shit
So obviously, you know, it's the, the writer here is trying to show you that these are
definitely two peoples.
One comes out, you know, covered in hair from head to toe and is red.
And the other one comes out normal like us.
That is crazy.
And I try to point people is like, you know, if with our modern vernacular, if we
bumped into somebody that was red, covered in hair from head to toe out in the woods,
without hesitation we would say, I've seen a Sasquatch, I've seen a Bigfoot.
Yeah, one of those.
Can I ask you quickly, now what is, are you implying that Isaac was a Sasquatch?
What's the idea here?
His father, right? What I'm getting at is that the Genesis 3.15.
Do you think one of his parents were Sasquatch? Esau?
I think that Esau was a serpent seed.
Do you know which side it would be from?
I mean, it's just, Rebecca gave birth to two different types of people.
Now, I'm not dogmatic.
I mean, it could be spiritual, it could be physical.
I mean, it doesn't say.
Anybody that says anything here is just speculative.
But there's no implication that it's Isaac or Rebecca.
There's no, you're not implying that it could be Isaac or Rebecca.
There's no clues so Isaac got Rebecca pregnant and she gave birth to two offspring one is a regular person and
the other one is Sasquatch yes dang bro well there are no context clues about
which parent it might be because if Isaac you know no okay I just says that
he was born and one was obviously different.
But we do know backing up to Genesis is the curse. It says, he's going to put enmity between
her seed and thy seed. So it plainly says that mankind's going to have a seed and the
shining one, the serpent, is going to have a seed. And shining one the serpent is gonna have a seed and he's gonna put entity between them and you remember in that curse. He said
Your seed will crush his seeds head but his seeds gonna bruise your seeds heel
And when you get to this birth here, remember it says after his brother came out
With his hand
holding Esau's heel.
So I mean, everything's pointing back to Genesis 3.15
and this seed war.
And I just, I thought that was, you know,
the first, you know, just red flag.
What do you mean by seed war?
That's what a lot of people use this terminology,
because like I said in the beginning, you know, the parable of the wheat and the tares.
And, you know, some people talk about the reptilian race and it's just, you know,
there's a demonic seed amongst us.
And I mean, it's biblical, it's in the scripture, and it's the seed war.
It's light versus dark.
It's just, you know, go on down, you have that
famous story of the trading of the birthright. Yeah. I'm very curious about that. Yeah. Now
this was something that when I first read it, I was like, what? This makes no sense
to me. And the way the story goes is, is it says that Esau comes in exhausted from the field from a hunt and
His brother Jacob is making red stew and he says give me some of that red stew and Jacob says
Only if you trade me your birthright
And Esau just kind of cat he says yeah sure fine take, fine, take it. What use is it if I'm
dead? I'm starving. Give it here.
Dang, bro. That's so dramatic.
It's hungry. It's hangry. Like a Snickers.
He's hangry, bro. Give me that red stew, dude.
You're not yourself when you're hungry.
Yeah, in the modern context, that's like your dad's the millionaire of this big company
and you're the eldest son about to inherit it all.
And you come in and your younger brother's sitting on the couch eating Doritos and you're
like, hey bro, give me some of them Doritos.
He's like, sign over the company.
Yeah, sure.
By the way, crackheads do that.
They sell everything at bargain prices. Very bargain. Yeah.
Very bargain. Pennies on the dollar. Yeah, pennies on the dollar.
Give me some crack. Take Mike Bentley.
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That's crazy, dude.
Do we even know it's in the red stew?
Does anyone even know?
They just said it was lentil stew.
That's gotta be some good stew.
Yeah, well you find out though, but you have to read these, what they call extra biblical books, these apocryphal books and things like
that.
And that's why I believe you don't get so much detail in some of these stories, just
because either they already had this stuff written down in great detail, or in the very
least it was well established in the oral traditions.
The writers assumed that this was already well known, so they didn't have to cover it.
But if you go to the book of Jasher, you get the full context of this story.
And so, if you go to Jasher 27, it says,
And Esau at that time, after the death of Abraham, frequently went into the field to
hunt.
And Nimrod, king of Babel, the same as Amphrio, also frequently went with his mighty men to
hunt in the field, and to walk about with his men in the cool of the day.
And Nimrod was observing Esau all of his days, for a jealousy was formed in the heart of
Nimrod against Esau all of the days.
And on a certain day Esau went into the field to hunt, and he found Nimrod walking in the heart of Nimrod against Esau all of the days. And on a certain day Esau went into the field to hunt, and he found Nimrod walking in the
wilderness with his two men.
And all these mighty men and his people were with him in the wilderness, but they removed
at a distance from him, and they went from him in different directions to hunt, and Esau
concealed himself from Nimrod, and he lurked for him in the wilderness.
And Nimrod and his men that were with him did not know him, and Nimrod and his men frequently
walked about in the field in the cool of the day, and to know where his men were hunting
in the field.
And Nimrod and his two men that were with him came to the place where they were when
Esau started suddenly from his lurking place, drew his sword and hastened and ran
to Nimrod and cut off his head.
Jared Whoa!
David And Esau fought a desperate fight with two men that were with Nimrod, and when they
called out to him, Esau turned to them and smote them to death with his sword.
And all the mighty men of Nimrod who left him in the wilderness heard the cry of the distance and came to
I'm just gonna paraphrase here, but they came to run to see what was going on, but it says before Esau escaped
It says that he removed Nimrod's garments the garments that
made Nimrod prevail over all of the land and
it says that he comes home, and this is where we have, it picks up where Genesis is, it says that he came in from the field, exhausted
from this exchange, and is about to die. And Jacob basically nurses him back to health so he doesn't die and he trades
his birthright to his younger brother. And that's why you get in the book he's like, you know,
do this thing, swear you'll do this thing, trade me now." And he's like, what use is it going to be if I'm dead? Take the birthright. Because he just got in a battle with Nimrod and fought
to the death and killed three men. And it says that these men were gibble-reem. And
in the Hebrew, gibble-reem is the same word used to describe the Nephilim Giants. Whoa! And who could fight a Nephilim
Giant? Hold on, did you just go yeah? Yeah. Yeah, I just heard that she is. Really?
Hmm? What? Right now. Oh. All right, that suggests what you're saying, right? Like,
cuz who could take down a Nep that one but a Yeti?
You know what I mean?
Like.
Sasquatch.
Well, yeah.
And they were both known as mighty hunters.
And I kind of jokingly said that, you know,
it says in there that he was hunting Esau
because he was this hairy beast of a man.
He was hunting him.
And both of them claimed to be the mighty hunter
of the field and it's kind of like the Highlander.
Yeah, they're gonna be one, there can only be one baby
Dang, you know, I'm gonna show who the mighty man is
That is crazy
And these garments were the supernatural garments from the Garden of Eden that I theorized
Was the Nikasha's coverings given to Adam?
was the Nacash's coverings given to Adam. Nimrod had them and it said that this is how he was so mighty and ruled over the nations,
was because of these garments.
It's like Superman's cape.
Yeah.
That's some crazy shit, dude.
Yeah.
And a lot of people are like, well, how in the hell did Nimrod wind up with him?
It was supposed to be passed down through the good lineage.
And once again, when you go through the Book of Jasher, it traces that handing down of
that birthright.
That's what it was.
That was the birthright.
That was the symbol of authority.
It was like the king's crown.
And it says that it went through the good line and it traveled. And it went to Noah,
and it was carried through the flood with Noah. But it says, in Ham's going out, Ham stole those garments and in secret gave them to Cush. And then Cush, it says that he gave
those garments to Nimrod when he turned 20 years old, when he came of age. And it says
that when he put on the garments, he became a mighty man, a gibble ream.
And that's why in the book of Genesis some people ask, it says that
Nimrod wasn't born a gibble ream. It says that Nimrod became a gibble ream.
And the book of Jasher attributes that to these supernatural garments from the Garden of God. That is crazy.
And so it gets passed down, passed down, passed down.
Do you think that birthright is still getting passed down today?
You never know.
It might be locked up in the Vatican.
Oh, man.
Among other great things.
Oh, man.
It will always get deeper.
What does the Vatican have that we don't know?
They have everything, dude. I mean, if there's a war, that's where we should all go. We'll be like...
So you say how the Bible doesn't explain things, obviously. Is that because you say
it's already written down? Do you think the Vatican has those books?
Where... If I had a big wad of money, I wouldn't be afraid to bet it on it.
So he says that the Bible doesn't explain a lot because you're assuming they don't
have to because there's other books that explain that.
And I'm saying does the Vatican have those books that they talk about?
The Nephilim kind of just has like a side book.
I'm wondering if the Vatican has those.
Well, I know they destroyed so many books over there.
You think they destroyed or kept them?
Well, they probably, I mean, they probably have a private reserve, but I mean, they're
responsible for destroying so much.
Just think about that, like hiding information from society.
The government does that.
The government does that.
And the Vatican does it with, I like, you know, you're talking about supernat, I love
it that, I think you're the first person to smoke on this show.
I love it. I I think you're the first person to smoke on this show. I love it.
I love it.
I can love it.
I am who I am.
I ain't gonna pretend to know the others.
No, dude.
I think Jamie Deluxe, maybe.
Jamie Deluxe.
Jamie Deluxe.
That's about the only other person.
But I'm in, dude.
And let's not forget Mark.
Mark doesn't smoke- well, he smokes weed.
He smokes weed.
But not cigarettes.
Like a grown ass man from the 70s.
That makes me think you're Nephilim.
So yeah, dude, they hide all the super, but like, just think about this, how they've hidden
all the stuff, all the supernatural stuff from the Bible, right? Just imagine though what else is in the Vatican how deep that shit goes and
For me again, why don't we ever see this in our real life?
And it's because we live in these giant cities where they've just basically
Made everything pavement got rid of everything. I mean people, people talk about the occult in California all the time.
You don't ever see any of that shit because it's all like, we just, the energy of this.
You're talking about, oh man, I kind of miss LA.
Like, you start falling for it.
Like, it's the energy that you don't get anywhere else.
It's just this giant conductor of electricity. But that stuff also keeps
out all the UFOs, the Bigfoots, and all the supernatural stuff that we see. But I mean,
if you go to the Bible, it's so supernatural. Imagine how supernatural the shit is in the
basement in the library of the Vatican.
I've been to the Vatican.
Yeah, but you haven't been to the library.
I know, they take you through like-
What if they got lost and you're you're like oh shit I'm here yeah yeah it's like that
Indian the end of Indiana Jones you know where they're just putting away one of
the crates in this whole long thing a crate yeah I imagine that's what it's
like I mean we know they have professional exorcists that they don't
talk about like you know but that we've heard little rumors of that from here
here and there and then last year they talked about having standards
for exorcisms.
No, you have to ask for permission.
You have to ask the Vatican for permission
to have an exorcist if you think your kid's possessed
and stuff, you don't just go to any,
you can't just go to your random Catholic church
and be like, can you get the exorcist out of my kid?
No, he has to send a letter to his major
and then the major sends it to their major
and they're like, all right, I guess he's possessed
and then they'll send a specific guy
who's meant to do that.
I would love if we started seeing people
who do exorcisms on like the side of buses
and on like park benches.
Right?
Yeah, I'm with you.
Do you, are you possessed? Hit me up, four, four, five, five, five, five, nine. on like park benches. Right? Yeah, I'm with you.
Do you, are you possessed?
Hit me up, four, four, five, five, five, five, nine.
I was possessed and then Sam got rid of the ghost.
Thank you, Sam.
Right?
Or you're gonna call.
All right, now I'm curious, is the stealing of the blessing part of this, Isaac's blessing,
is that?
Yeah, and that's one thing too, is because when you get to that part of the story,
what happens? He tells Esau, go out, hunt some wild game and cook for me one last time,
and he takes off to hunt. Well, then Rebecca turns to Jacob and says, go out and kill one of
the young goats and bring it to me. I will prepare a delicious meal for your father and you go pretend to be Esau
And he's Jacobs immediately afraid. He says no mother. He said I can't do this. He said and he says I am a smooth man
Oh
Do as I tell you and he says what if he curses me when he finds out that I've tricked him? She says,
Just do as I say and if you are cursed, let your curse fall upon me.
So once he goes and gets the goat,
which I think is a good key descriptor because you hear about, you know,
Han and
these
satyrs, they're all described as part goat. And then they take this goat
fur and cover Jacob with it. So Jacob goes in and goes to give his father the meal, he
reaches out and he touches him, and he feels, and if you've ever felt of a goat's fur, it's
thick, it's oily, it's coarse. So this wasn't poetic language, you
know, his hair. No, it was literal. And then even Isaac says, oh, you even smell of the
field, my son. So he even had a smell and you hear about Sasquatch in these phantom
awful smells.
Can I ask you, do you think, do you think
his mother wanted him to get the blessing because she favored the human to the Sasquatch?
Is that the idea there?
BD That's what I believe, yes.
RG And what, is the blessing of…
BD He knew that he was not of good seed.
RG And is the blessing, do you think that's something
that they put import on but not a literal thing?
It was just like a spiritual
blessing, like, you know, giving him his best wishes as, or was there something literal?
No, it was like a legal thing. You know, it was almost like the signing of the will and
having your eldest son take over the business because if you remember, after he blesses
Jacob, Isaac returns from the field and he says,
here, my father, I have what you requested, now give me my blessing.
And he said, I've already given you your blessing.
And he says, no, you haven't, father.
And then they realized the fix was in.
That's the part I quite don't understand, though.
If he already agreed to give him his inheritance, why would
it also, is this kind of like the finalization of that agreement?
Yes, because what they had was a verbal agreement, and I think it's my opinion that Esau just
agreed because he was like, yeah, do whatever, I'm dying, do whatever, because I'm really
not going to give it to you.
And then when this happened, it was literally stolen out from underneath him and it's like
you're at the lawyer's office and the stamp got put on it, it's final.
Because Esau starts crying, he says, Father, please, no, I'm the eldest, give me the blessing.
And he said, Son, I've already done it, what's done is done.
He's like, well, do you have another blessing?
Will you give me half of the inheritance or whatever? And he says, son, what is done is done.
And what do you think? I mean, because it's crazy, bro. Sasquatch comes in.
You're suggesting though, it sounds like that. Correct me if I'm wrong, that the Sasquatch has
some kind of inherent evil, right? But it seems like the human is the one doing the you know, the the deceitful
stuff here
That's a great and Johnny. Yeah, that is true. I mean, and that's just one of those things. It's it's
God's will, you know, I mean it Jacob was the chosen seed and
The angel of the Lord came and told Rebecca before
they were even born who the chosen seed was, and she was doing everything in her power
to aid in God's plan and what the angel of the Lord told her.
Fascinating.
Wow, dude, that's some, that's crazy.
Yeah, but you see those garments in other pagan stories, because one thing I always
try to look for is common themes.
And it goes right along with my theory of it being the coverings of the Nakash.
Do you guys remember the Golden Fleece and Jason and the Argonauts? Yes.
Well, in that story, a man and a woman were supposed to be sacrificed to Zeus, and Athena
comes and aids them to escape and sends them a golden ram that can fly, and it takes them away, takes them to safety.
But on the way, the woman falls and dies, and when they land, they land in the Garden
of Ares, and Athena tells them to sacrifice the ram instead, and that would satisfy Zeus. So they sacrifice the ram and then he takes
the coverings off. He takes the golden fleece off of the ram and they hang it on a tree
in the midst of the garden of Aries and a great serpent guards it. And then you, you know, so there you have this ram, Ares, Satan,
that is sacrificed, its coverings removed, hung on a tree, guarded by a serpent, and is the symbol of kingship and authority.
And even when you go through the Bible, it says that,
I'm trying to think now, when Abraham had not Ishmael, but Isaac, yeah, because it all comes back to Isaac.
Remember, God said, sacrifice your son to me.
And he agreed, and he took Isaac up and made an altar, was getting ready to sacrifice him,
then last minute the angel of the Lord says, no, stop.
And what happens?
God provides a what?
A ram in the thicket.
And that was the substitute for the sacrifice.
It goes almost parallel with the Golden Fleece story. Dang, dude.
Dang, dude.
That's some crazy, that is crazy.
And those garments are in the Bible.
Your 66 book canon, two more times and a lot of people look over it.
Jacob.
Who remembers the, seeing Noah's nakedness, right?
Oh yeah, that caused chaos.
Pam comes in, sees his father's naked.
Well, that's a huge misunderstanding.
And that phrase, it said, he uncovered his father's nakedness.
If you go to Leviticus chapter 17, it says plainly in there, to sleep with thy father's
wife is to uncover thy father's nakedness. Noah got
drunk and passed out, and Ham slept with his mother."
Oh boy.
Whoa.
And if you look at the historical texts, this was a very common practice of dominance. And it was a way that the younger rebelled and took over the household. Reuben
done it. And if you look at Absalom in the Bible, which was David's son, Absalom runs
David off from the kingdom, and the first thing he does is he pinches a tent on top
of the house and goes into all his father's concubines in the sight of all of Israel.
Ham was trying to take over the family, and then he goes and tells his brothers, hey,
I just did this thing.
If you go do it, he can't take on all three of us.
And in that text it says they take a garment, place it on their shoulders, walk backwards,
and they cover their father's nakedness.
They refuse.
But when you look in the original language,
it doesn't say a garment. It says they took the garment. It has a definite article assigned to it.
So, and it goes perfect with the story because this was the symbol of authority. It was the
birthright. And according to the Book of Jasher, those garments were with Noah until Ham was cast out.
And when he got cast out, he stole it.
So hold on. So back in the day, it would be a sign of power if you went in and banged your dad's girl?
Yep.
Even if that was your mom?
Yep.
It was a way of flexing on the old man back then. Even if that was your mom? Yep. Different.
There's a way of flexing on the old man back then.
I'm gonna show you, Dad!
Yeah, she don't want the bull no more. She wants the calf.
Yeah, but it's your mom, dude!
See, this is, listen,
this is the weirdest part because, you know,
one of the big sins is sexual deviance, right?
But then that's all they did! Mm-hmm. Because one of the big sins is sexual deviance, right?
But then that's all they did.
It's all they did back in the day.
What is this?
It's so hard to follow the rules because I don't know the rules.
It's just weird to me.
It makes the curse make a lot more sense too, because you think about it in that story,
it says that he uncovered his father's nakedness, his father wakes up and he's angry and he
curses Ham and says, a servant to thy brothers you shall be.
And it makes sense because if he was trying to be the ruler of the household and have
everybody serve him, he got the opposite.
He was going to serve instead of be served. And then,
he curses Canaan.
Canaan is Ham's firstborn son.
I believe Canaan was the son of the
byproduct of the incestuous union between him and his mother.
Because when Noah realized
his wife was pregnant, and it wasn't his, and they were naming it Canaan, he said, curse
it be Canaan.
And she was old, right? Wasn't, or she young? She was super old, right? Wasn't that kind
of, you know, and Abraham in a hundred years plus 40 or whatever that part
of the Bible is, right?
I was reading that.
She was much older.
That was why it was shocking, right?
Didn't she try to hook up her husband with a chick and then later on she gets pregnant?
Yeah.
And see that's Abraham and Sarah.
Okay.
And see, and that even ties into this story too, because when you trace the genealogy
and the lineage of Esau, okay, once his father gives the blessing away to the younger brother,
he's upset, he's mad, he goes into full rebellion.
They were not to marry into the Canaanites
Because going back to Noah and Ham a curse was put upon
Canaan
so he takes two Canaanite wives and they were whore-ites and hivites and
You just had Gary Wayne on I'm sure he just described it in great detail, but those were known giant clans.
So imagine if you're taking this hairy quote unquote man and breeding him with giants,
you'd have a strong likelihood of throwing some really strange pups.
But then, to make it even worse, he takes a third wife and his third wife he goes to Ishmael
And that's what you were talking about Sam because Sarah thought she was too old
So she gave Abraham
Her maidservant and she was an Egyptian
not queen but
princess and She birthed Ishmael. So Ishmael was the first
born. He was supposed to inherit the birthright. But then later, Sarah ends up getting pregnant
miraculously and Ishmael and his mother Hagar are kicked out and thrown into the wilderness to fend for themselves.
Oh man, that's just brutal!
Yeah, so Esau, who also was the firstborn, was cheated out of his birthright, goes to Ishmael and takes his daughter.
So here you have the joining of the two elder brothers that were screwed out of their inheritance,
and you can imagine the hatred that was sown in that family.
You talk about family feuds, this is it.
And you chase the genealogies.
All of your Muslim nations, all of your nations and religion and people groups in the Middle East
that hate Israel and just totally want to wipe out God's people off the face of the earth,
all trace their lineages back from that union and to Ishmael. Once again, it's the seed war.
It all goes back to Genesis 3.15.
seed war. It all goes back to Genesis 3.15. What is the one of the children, Japheth? Is that one of, is that Abraham's kids? Now Abraham had two. He had Ishmael and Isaac.
Oh, okay. So who was Abraham's father?
Abraham's father was Terah. He was the idol maker for Nimrod.
So the Abrahamic religions come from Abraham, right?
Yes. And then, did Abraham have two brothers? Ham and Japheth? Is that how it goes?
and Japheth? Is that how it goes? No, Abraham had one other brother that is written down anyway, and I can't remember
his name, but he ends up dying, but he has a son named Lot, and that's why Abraham takes
Lot, his nephew, under his wing, because his brother was dead.
You're thinking about the sons of Noah, Sam.
Yeah, the sons of Noah, that's what I'm thinking of.
Yeah, Shem, Ham, and Japheth.
Japheth, right? Is that where the Ashkenazis come from, in your opinion?
That I've not really took a deep dive in Japheth's lineage. We have a Kazarian right here.
Yeah, I'm half Ashkenazi.
You are half Ashkenazi.
Alright, alright, interesting.
The Kazarian theory makes sense to me.
I read the 13th tribe and that seems to make sense to me.
Yeah, Adam Green has a problem with it.
And he has some interesting takes on that as well.
Man, this is great stuff.
What else have you got, dude?
This is really good stuff. What else you got dude? This is really good stuff
But yeah, you have that so and what's really interesting to me is
Esau from his marrying of the Hittites the giant clans
his his nephew that comes out of that is this guy named Amalek and
An entire giant tribe is named after this guy named Amalek. And an entire giant tribe is named after this guy, the Amalekites.
And in Hebrew, his name literally means the blood lickers.
What?
So that shows you these were cannibalistic, sorcery-type people that was into witchcraft
and things like that.
So, when you go into Exodus, when Moses is leading his people through the wilderness,
Esau, one of his father-in-laws of the giant clans, was this guy named Cierre, and their
land was in the wilderness around this mountain, and they called Mount Cierre.
Well, in Hebrew, Sierre means Harry.
So when Moses takes his people to the wanderings of the wilderness, that's when you get all
your do not do this, do not do that.
Well, in those, I think if we look at some of those, it's telling of the people that
they encountered in their wanderings.
It says, do not drink the blood, the life forces in the blood.
Do not seek necromancers.
Do not seek sorcerers or mediums.
And it says, no longer will you sacrifice to hairy goat demons.
And then the book Isaiah, it talks about these cursed cities and it
says the the satyrs will dance. And the first people that they encounter in
their wilderness wanderings, they're attacked by them. And it is the
Amalekites, these blood lickers. So it's my opinion that while they were in their wanderings, they had encounters
with these hairy Nephilim tribes.
And these tribes were sorcerers. They were necromancers. They sacrificed children. They drank blood and
did all these things and God's people were seeing it and
they were starting to copy them.
And that's why God had Moses give these commands to not do this, not do that because that's
the way of the heath and that's what these, you know, Nephilim giant clans, the Amalekites
were doing and they were starting to do it themselves.
And once again, common themes, if you go through history, you have Krampus.
What does Krampus do?
He's this hairy looking demonic beast and he abducts children.
And Molech, you know, it talks about sacrifice their children putting uh...
children through the fire will if you go down to sardinia
they have this thing at the uh... winter solstice
and they have these guys called the the mithons or the methane's
they take goat fur
and wrap themselves head to toe in it like hairy beasts. They carve these wooden masks and put over their face and then they cover their back
and shoulders with bells.
And the whole town does this and they march through the streets in these costumes.
And they dance and shake the bells and then they abduct women from the crowd and take
them. And then during this festival, just like Molech,
the kids that are coming of age, they have a huge fire, and the kids, as like their test to coming
into adulthood, have to run and jump through the fire. So once again, going back to these Nephilim
giant clans and the Molech worship and passing the children through the fire.
Yes, dude. We had a guy come on talking about how Nephilim look like clowns. Clowns are Nephilim.
Oh yeah, Paul. Love Paul.
And he said the exact same thing about that. And that they're still celebrating these Nephilim
right now. I'm telling you, bro, the Nephilim thing is like the
Genesis to everything. The fallen angels is the Genesis to everything. Every conspiracy goes
far back to that and then you just listen to stuff. It's like so crazy to me, dude. It's just crazy.
And how they get rid of all that stuff in the Bible, like what made it into the Bible,
what did make it into the Bible. What are your thoughts Bible, like what made it into the Bible, what did make
it into the Bible. What are your thoughts on that? What makes it into the Bible versus
what didn't?
Yeah, they're covering this stuff up for sure.
It's so interesting, dude.
Which honestly, when you look at the Bible itself, it was a bunch of different scrolls and writings. They're just all spread
out and it was shared amongst the people. And then when Constantine united all of his
countries into one body or one government, he wanted to unify the people under one religion.
And he had just converted to Christianity, but they didn't…the Jews had a book, they
had the Torah, but Christianity didn't have a book.
So he wanted a book.
And at the same time, you had the Gnostics running around, and they were writing their
own Gospels too.
And they were the ones saying that Jesus Christ was just a regular
man but he through knowledge and through gnosis ascended to Christ's consciousness and Mary
was his girlfriend and they had sexual relations and had kids and at the same time they were
drinking these kookions and mixing these psychedelic drinks and having, you know,
home churches and having all these vision quests and experiences and they were starting to infiltrate the church.
And that's where it talks about the wolves and sheep's clothing and you read the writings of
Arnalius and all these, you know, early church fathers, they talk about these guys.
They were infiltrating the church and basically just telling the people, hey, they're talking
about Moses and Abraham and all these people seeing God, and they're talking about this,
that, and the other and all these visions, but we're actually doing this stuff over here.
They're hiding the truth from you. Meet us
at such-and-such's house at such-and-such time and we'll show you the truth." And they
were reading all these Gnostic gospels to them and feeding them these psychedelic drinks,
going back to these Dionysian cults, you know. It all goes back to that, you know, the road
to Eleusis. And they were drinking these drinks and having these spiritual, you know, the road to Eleusis, and they were drinking these drinks and having these
spiritual, you know, trips and visions. So, Constantine was like, we have this heresy moving
through the church, we have mass confusion, we don't have a book. So, in 325 AD, he put together
the Council of Nicaea, and they all got together and compiled all of the scrolls and books that
were floating around, and they voted and put together what we know today is the 66 book canon.
So there was a lot of stuff that didn't make the cut, and they say it's as simple as if they
couldn't prove who the author was, it didn't make it into the Bible.
And some people said, you know, how it's been whitewashed so much that if it was supernatural
or it was beyond their…
Pete Slauson
And we had him.
J.B.
We lost him.
Pete Slauson
Come on, he's cooking with gas.
J.B. I know.
Pete Slauson He's cooking with gas.
He's cooking with gas.
He was about to tell us where all the books were.
All the good stuff was there.
Whenever we get to the true stuff,
that's when it just shuts down.
What was the last thing you heard?
What was the last thing we heard?
The canon.
If they couldn't prove who wrote the book,
it didn't make a point.
Yeah, that's where we, that's where.
Okay.
Yeah, I said, you know,
if they couldn't prove who wrote the book, it got denied.
And some people say if it went above their reasoning, you know, supernatural, that it
didn't make the cut.
It was just, Constantine basically just wanted a book together to show the history of Christianity,
which was the Torah, and then the New Testament was
the overall arching theme of Christ and salvation and the spreading of the gospel to the known
world.
Super interesting, dude.
And the Book of Jasher, that's like, was that found in the Dead Sea Scrolls or how do you
get, how do we get access to that? John Lennon The book of Jasher was not, but the book of
Jasher is mentioned in other books that was in the canon and in the Dead Sea Scrolls. So,
we know from those that there was a book of Jasher. But a lot of people have argued that
A lot of people have argued that the book we have now is like a much later rendition, but I'm of the opinion that even if it is a later rendition, that this was something
that was oral tradition passed down through the people and that was well known because it honestly dovetails and ties in
to the Bible so perfectly. And I'm one of these guys, I ain't dogmatic, but I do look at these other books,
but I filter them through Scripture and I see how they line up with Scripture. And if they don't contradict,
but they just fill in gaps and things like that, I will accept
them and put them in just to see how it interweaves into the narrative, much like the book of
Enoch, or the book of the Watchers, rather.
It's interesting, dude.
The whole thing is interesting.
I always ask God, please just tell me what the truth truth is because there's so many layers upon layers upon layers
of it.
You know, when people talk about they have a problem
with religion, don't you find that they tend
to mean Christianity?
Yep.
Is that crazy, dude?
And like they tend to be like when they try to go, you're God, you're God.
Do they ever do that to his civic Jews?
No.
But Christianity is the straight white male of religions.
It really is, right?
Yeah.
And the spiritual warfare that's attached to it, honestly, you can talk about Mohammed,
you can talk about Buddha, the Native Americans
just say the Creator, it doesn't matter.
You can talk about any God you want on social media, out in public, whatever.
There's never a problem, never an issue.
But as soon as you mention Jesus or Christ, Jesus Christ, it's like people lose their minds.
And I think it's just, once again, it's these Deuteronomy 32, these spiritual wickedness
in high places that we battle not against flesh and blood, Paul talks about, that's
going on.
It's that spiritual game of thrones.
It's like the king of Tyre.
It's the entity behind these people pulling the strings that gets triggered at that name
It's so interesting when I you know
I just go by my feel when I feel like I'm trying to be
Connect with God and do do God's bidding. I just feel better about myself
When I'm way, you know when you're on drugs in your mill nowhere, you're going to Glendale mall to fucking
You know when you're on drugs in your mill nowhere, you're going to glendale mall to fucking
Steal fucking cologne so you could sell it
right, I mean like
to me, it's crazy, right it's just
I don't know man and it's like the you know, it's like there's so many people out there that are pushing back
That are just doing dark shit that it has to make you believe in God unless you believe this entire place is just darkness.
Yeah, I agree.
And before we let you go Sam, I do want to tell you this, because this is something, too, that when I found out it really blew my mind, was you guys remember Joseph in the
Bible and the coat of many colors?
Yeah.
And remember that that was Isaac to Jacob and Jacob to Joseph.
I think that that coat of many colors is this garment that we've
been talking about today. And archaeologists have recently found, I talked to David Roll,
and he did an episode with me called, Question the Egyptian Timeline and the Biblical Joseph.
Because Joseph, you know, he had this coat of many colors, and it says that,
just like Nimrod, that his father loved him exceedingly, and he was the child of his old age,
that he loved exceedingly, and was given this garment. So, you have these common themes with
the verbiage and how that's explained in that story. But the brothers, you know, rip the garment off of him
and soak it in blood and trade him off to traders that are heading to Egypt. And he goes back and
tells his father, Jacob, that Joseph, you know, was tore apart by a wild boar, you know, or an animal.
So, he goes and everybody knows the story of Joseph. But archaeologists had recently found this ancient city called Ovaris, and it was a known
Semite settlement.
And Semite is just another word for Hebrew Semitic people, Jewish people, and that they found this like statesman, someone
important, this huge house in the middle of Bavaria, and it had a small pyramid temple,
and only high officials and kings were buried in these pyramids.
And it said they dug it up and that the tomb was empty. But in there, they found this huge statue that was busted into pieces.
Someone had took a hatchet or a hammer and just beat this thing into pieces.
And they put it back together and they said that the skin was yellow, that Egyptians
didn't paint their statues and stuff yellow, that
was a Semitic thing.
And it said that his hair was bright red, and on his shoulder they found a coat of many
colors.
And that they strongly believed that that was the tomb of Joseph because when Moses
led the people out of Exodus, the first thing they done was they said they took the bones of Joseph back with
them to bury into the promised land.
Crazy stuff, dude.
Crazy.
You know what else is crazy?
You type in, uh, codes of many colors on Google and you would assume the Bible shows up, right?
Nope. Dolly Part? Nope Dolly Parton
Still so you gotta take your hat off and you say dolly's name. Yeah, come on take your hat off
This come from a guy who's wearing a black
Great great episode Justin. Thank you so much for coming
out. One more time, tell them where they can find you.
Once again, thank you for having me, Sam. This has been a really good time. But yeah,
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Thank you.
All right, let's break down this episode.
All right, let's get into it.
What did you guys think?
I want to know who has the rights to the supernatural of the Bible because Marvel needs to buy them.
I think anyone could make a story in the Bible, right?
Is there anyone who owns it?
No.
They would never do that, dude.
You don't think so?
Because everyone would start reading the Bible.
I mean, look what you did with like,
I mean, I know that Harry Potter was a book before,
but I'm sure it exploded after the movies.
Like, if you did a movie about all the crazy supernatural shit in the Bible
Everyone be read the Bible and you may be like, oh fuck our plan isn't working
See and you can't make money off the Bible right now. I wish they're making a copy of passion of Christ. Oh, yeah
Yeah, there's a sequel coming up
Johnny you were right. They need to do like what what kind of comic graphic?
That would be the shit adults call their comic books is graphic novels. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, okay
What's part two? Yeah, how are they doing?
We know who did it
It's called resurrection is what it's called. It's oh, yeah, I think it's set to release 2025. This is from Collider
Just got a huge update. That's what it says. Oh huge update after years of development
It appears Oscar-winning filmmaker Mel Gibson is gearing up for the production of Passion of the Christ Resurrection
the highly anticipated sequel to the groundbreaking film the Passion of the Christ
Jim Caviezel has confirmed his return as Jesus. It's going to be interesting
with the age thing there. With filming, expect it to begin as early as next year.
Wow.
Do you think it'll do any kinds of numbers?
Of course it will.
Bro, it's going to blow up. Nobody's watching movies unless it's like Deadpool or Godzilla.
The chosen is huge. That show about Jesus, it's massive. or Godzilla. The chosen is huge.
That show about Jesus is massive.
Yeah, you're saying.
It's like self-financed.
I mean, or you know.
I'll watch it.
I'm going to watch it.
I watch a lot of clips of it on YouTube.
It's great.
It's so good.
You're right.
Totally a graphic novel, but just of all the supernatural shit.
Yeah, but do it in that style of kind of like a comic book, you know, where it's Jesus like
badass, you know what I mean?
Yeah. Or like you know know take these stories from nose croft maga and jiu-jitsu
Yeah, or like moses with his staff, you know turn into a snake and i mean that's pretty badass
The question is are there bigfoots?
Well, according to our guests there are yeah
Yeah, but they can talk
Yeah The question is like like how crazy was it before the flood? Yeah, but they can talk. Yeah.
The question is like, like how crazy was it before the flood?
I think it's, I think it's crazier than we can imagine.
It also makes you wonder how simple Esau was that he got fooled by a bowl of soup.
Maybe the yetis aren't that smart is what was happening there.
You know, and they just kind of pulled the wool over his eyes so to speak
The origin of no that I mean like guys have given away their fortune for ass
I mean, maybe a bowl of soup is lentil lentil soup to be exact. Yeah, it's funny the different translations
So I was reading them while he was talking and some of them are like he comes in and says give me some of that
stuff in the bowl
Translations are funny It literally, give me some of that stuff in the bowl over there. This is really, the translations are funny. It literally says, give me some of that stuff over there. It's not funny.
Oh man. So I thought that was great. Jared, one more time, let's hear about your book.
I'm very excited about it. You've been on a tour, you've been doing some big podcasts
and now you've joined us on our podcast talk about crooked smile oh thank you so much
yeah yeah I was blown away blown away by that guy first of all but um yeah the
book is completely different it's about being a homeless drug addicts on skid row
I'm sure there's some Nephalem's down there
there certainly is yeah
well dude, drug?
this is a sass watch
you want to get into possession dude? Oh, yeah crystal math people look like they're possessed by the devil
Yeah
I was basically an atheist until I developed a math problem and that's like kind of what awoken me
Spiritually in a dark way and then that which made me be able to see the possibility of like a light
So the dark made you believe in the light. Yeah, that's what I'm saying
that's what I'm saying if all this darkness unless you want to believe that like the demiurge
Created and it's like this just created this
Shithole of a situation but see I believe Jesus is sent down
To give us the cheat code to ascend out of here. Yeah, that's I really do believe
I I know I bring it up a lot
But when you say the dark brings you to the light, that's why I feel about Kat Von D
I think she went too deep in the in the dark where she saw something or something scared the fuck out of her and she's
Like oh fuck. This is I can't be fucking
You love cat. I just remember watching her and her being so satanic and my mom's like I can't believe you're watching that she's the devil and now
she's like
Baptized sold her mansion now. She's out there weird as hell. She's where she plant all those black flowers
Just planted black tulips all around her house. I mean she could like the color black still right
I mean priests walk around in black. I'm not saying like, you know, you always got to be like, okay
You always have to be skeptical, okay, you always have
to be skeptical. Don't get me wrong. She's my type. What's your type, Johnny? Just dark
hair thin, you know, it looks like they've been indoors for about five years. Johnny
Lee love a Wednesday, right? A grown up Wednesday. Exactly. Exactly. Dude, I, dude, you have no
idea. Like Winona Ryder's character in Beetlejuice like when I was a kid loved her
Have you seen a new Beetlejuice? What'd you think? It's good. I've heard mixed reviews. No, it's good. It's good
It's getting shit Tim Burns getting shit for not putting any minorities in it except for in the soul train scene
Whereas they're just doing like reenacting soul train. I love that suddenly now. I mean, it's just so crazy to me
There's a lot of minorities and I am racist. Are there? Yeah. Actually yeah. Am I racist? Good for him. Am I racist?
I am racist was my movie sorry. So you're down there you know you're doing skid row it's really
hard to quit I mean you want to quit a bunch. That's why I think, you know, we just get farther God low vibrational when you're out there, dude, just getting crazy.
And you were out there for a while, right? Yeah, yeah, I was out there for a long time.
And then actually this like little Irish guy came down there and I was kicking heroin.
And you were taking heroin on skid row. Yeah, I gotta be so hard. Well, I robbed a guy that was passed out in his car
and he had an iPhone 4 and then I abandoned my bicycle to go rob him and then someone stole my
bicycle. And when you're on meth and you lose your bicycle, that's it. I mean, your feet just get
destroyed. You can't walk. So I couldn't walk anymore. So I just kicked heroin in a carpet.
I rolled myself up in a carpet and this like little Irish guy came down to give out water part of his church. And he actually took me back to his house and let me detox on his,
in one of his kids' beds while they were out of town.
Oh, a guy.
And I thought he was going to like rape me or something.
Of course. By the way, that's half the episodes on First 48.
Gay men helping the homeless.
You're helpless in that moment.
No, this guy was like a good Christian man, and I had like hated religion and all that,
and he kind of like opened my eyes to some things, and that was kind of like the moment.
And I still got high after that, and I ended up homeless again, but that showed me that
someone could be selfless. Someone was capable of being selfless, and I had never seen that
in my life.
What was the thing that got you sober?
I woke up in Chinatown after a relapse. I blacked out and I was missing part of my face.
I was missing like a good chunk of my face actually.
What do you mean by that?
I mean that I was getting tattooed by a friend
doing meth and heroin, blacked out,
just wake up in the morning in a bathtub,
missing like a big chunk of my face.
And I apparently had gotten like sliced
and then I actually started to bite on my own face.
Oh no.
And I woke up with this tattoo,
this Hebrew lettering right here.
And fortunately I tried to kill myself right after,
I had $40, I used that to just shoot that amount of heroin.
I overdosed in a bathroom. I ended up at USC Keck where they have a plastic surgery training
department and they offered to do plastic surgery on me for free. And I basically sobered up because
that was like a spiritual moment. And then I was over, I reunited with my family. My cousin speaks
Hebrew and he said, you know, where'd you get that tattoo? And I said, well, I woke up with it. And I said, what does it mean? He
says it means home in Hebrew. And I said, well, how do you pronounce that? And he said,
he said, bite. And I had bitten my face.
That's so crazy.
So that was like a spiritual thing for me. And I just, that was it. I relapsed one more
time for one day, I woke up missing my
toe. So I, I,
Missing your toe?
Yeah, my last.
You just wake up with parts missing.
So you have four toes?
I have four toes on one foot. Yeah. So I, the last two times I've gotten high, I've
lost body parts.
How do you, I mean, both of them sound crazy, but how did you just miss and totally wake
up and you're like, it's,
I did the same thing. I blacked out. I woke up in my girl I had a girlfriend I was house-sitting and I woke up and I there
was a pair there was a pair of nail clippers you and I just blacked out and
just kept going I guess. What do you mean you're like nodding off? Is that? Yeah I
just we'll see the drugs you know it by now fentanyl had been on the scene and
that is just like a demonic drug and yeah you just get like taken over but like I'm not like a guy that you know eats his face or rips his toe off
I'm like a nice normal guy, but when you get these drugs into you will turn anyone into like almost like a demonic
Entity that just is out to destroy. Yeah, I've been there dude. Yeah, I've been there dude
And it's just like you can't stop and now you're doing great. How long you got?
Sober six years damn. Yeah, congratulations
What is your fourth craziest story in this book now you're number one because we want to save for people read
Yeah, so be is there anything on par with missing a foot. Yeah, I mean this one time
I had a drug dealer that was a female
She was actually the girlfriend of my prior drug dealer who was in jail,
and she suspected that I had stolen a phone from her with all her contacts to sell to her uncle.
I know that sounds crazy. I didn't know, but I went over to her place,
and her and her sister were very attractive. Black, you know, track stars.
You know, like, looked like track stars. And I was like 120 pounds and they
just beat the hell out of me and they had weapons and they made me get naked. And I thought they
were gonna like have sex with me, you know, because they I thought this was like a meth sex
thing. Oh, you thought this was a P. Diddy freak party? I thought it was a freak party where like
you get the shit kicked out of you by two black chicks and then they have sex with you. But
shit kicked out of you by two black chicks and then they have sex with you but um they actually asked me to get into a suitcase so I got into a suitcase naked
and then they invited two black guys over which is not that's I didn't want
them to be part of the sex stuff and one of them's name was cousin meth and they
they held me captive for about 12 hours and they drugged me with GHB and they held me captive for about 12 hours and they drugged me with GHB
and they tried to sell me to a human trafficker.
And they not.
Well, they tried to sell you?
Well, they took pictures of me naked
and they were like telling me to look sexy and stuff.
And I.
What?
What positions did you do?
They just asked me to smile and look cute
and I was like.
After they beat you up.
Yeah, and I was like covered in blood
and like tweaked out and I was like,
I can't look, cousin meth, like I can't look up. Yeah, and I was covered in blood and tweaked out. And I was like, I can't look sexy. Cousin Meth, I can't look sexy for you.
And fortunately, at the, I mean, obviously I survived.
Thank God you didn't look sexy.
You could have been out on the street right now with a blade.
Well, it was in San Francisco, which I think, yeah,
you could sell a Twinkie, like a Twinkish 22-year-old.
How old were you when this was happening?
Probably 22 years old.
And fortunately, my drug dealer T-Bone, the boyfriend of the of the girl who was in jail
He called her from a burner phone from jail
Sober, you know probably because he was in jail and and he she told him what was going on
He was like you got to let him go right now like he's probably already on the news
You know like you can't kidnap like a white kid like that like go fucking he's on the six o'clock news already. So
They let me go Were's on the six o'clock news already so uh...
they let me go
were you on the news and are you saying that i don't know if you know that was
that will keep on just knew that it could turn into a bad situation and he
knew that i didn't do that so so he he he spared me but uh...
that's like the fourth crazy story
did they ever uh... that's the fourth crazy
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We got hot topics right now.
Johnny, what's the hottest topic out there?
I'm telling you, it's scorching hot.
Sam, they're trying to kill this guy, Trump.
Are they?
Are they?
Johnny?
Or are they?
It's ask the questions, Johnny.
We're talking hot topics here.
We're talking Trump assassination.
Johnny, what's your thoughts?
Well, you know, I thought the Democrats, they
were supposed to be the anti gun people though. The leftists. Oh yeah. What is this about?
Well, that is a big, that is one of the things up here. Like, Oh, they're trying to get us
to not like guns by shooting at that sides. Um, people, you know, mascot. That's a, that's
a thought certainly. That is a thought Johnny, like the, unlike the last guy though, who seemed politically ambivalent, like he seemed just as happy to get Biden as he did Trump.
There's no doubting who this guy wanted. You know what I mean? He's, there's, I'll just show you Edward Snowden tweeted this. Let's see what Eddie had to say. Can we call him Eddie on the show? Yeah, I think if we ever get them on the podcast, Hey Eddie, thanks for tuning in. Yeah. I just
call him Ed. Hey, Hey, ED. And it'll be like erect. You can't call me. Hey, what's up,
bro? Uh, it's Snowden, my friend, Ed, uh, we know little so far, but with alleged Trump
shooters, personal and public participation in military activity in Ukraine, it's hard to imagine that white house is agencies
can claim zero contact, clean hands.
He puts the quotes something of an Oswald vibe here.
Congress should get answers.
And he's talking about how Oswald of course spent time in Soviet Union.
Uh, so of course they had tabs on him.
This guy has been in Keef and, uh,
well, it's even crazier than that. It's even crazier than that. Yeah, I mean we have the video I'm here if you want
I mean, do we want to listen to this just a second? Okay, just you can hear kind of his insanity
Please tell me who you are and why are you here?
He has blue hair. Yeah, I mean stop so so you show up in
Ukraine with two different colored hair blonde and blue gray and you're like I'm here to help
He looks like the bad guy in a fan produced Batman film
No, he looks like every homeless guy in the the meat meet the homeless of fight, Phoenix, Arizona videos
They're out there. Let's go to the streets like, you know when the homeless guys wear patriotic stuff
Like they love it talks like that too. By the way all the homeless people near me somehow are rocking Chicago Bears gear
I don't know why I've seen multiple homeless guys in
Chicago Bears
Jersey, are they sending us their homeless?
I wonder.
Maybe dude.
They're like, Hey, you got to go.
You grab your gear, grab your jersey.
They give them a free jersey on the way out.
Free jersey.
Get on this bus.
We'll give you a, uh, who, who would be the next Walter?
You get a fields Jersey cause they're all, you know, he's gone now.
So you get a, oh yeah, you gotta get rid of product.. They're like the old the hacky joke is like whatever team loses and
That's true. Those you they sent to the third world. They just sent to the homeless in LA
So here's I ever tell you that's how I knew that Vaughn Vaughn Dutch was done when I started seeing homeless people wear it
I'm like, hey wrap it up, Doc.
It's all over, dude. We have dumpster diapers, wearing those shitty hats.
God, those hats were ugly, weren't they?
Those hats were ugly.
And you, dude, the type of guy that wore that hat was a special kind of douchebag. You know,
you had like that fake tan.
Yeah. Like, dude, that was a time where like being a Hollywood douche was so like,
people just love to let you know. And it's so weird, Johnny,
cause if you study movies,
it's like the rich white kids from the eighties movies were always the bullies,
right? Yeah. Yeah. And then you kind of watch like, who's the bullies now.
It's like rich white kids from the far left now, right're all like super woke assholes is that kind of crazy it's
more true to life now too yeah probably always that way this isn't this woke I
mean just oh sorry that's my new word so we can get around since ship potard
potard okay that's political retard no you just said the word now nothing look we got around nothing. Look at this. Whoa.
Poe. Write that down. Six minutes. Sam says the R word. Thank you. YouTube. I can't believe
it. All the stuff in the world that, that, that, that AI, this, by the way, this guy
looks like sassy AI, right? Doesn't you know that the AI at YouTube, that's the same haircut.
And it's like, if you're're listening it's half blue half white and
I don't know if that's supposed to be because he wears a lot of American flags
stuff is that I mean I just his natural long gray top looks blondish I think
that's his natural he was probably a ginger and he's gone kind of gray his
hair is faded from my little son maybe living on the streets yeah whatever he's
done yeah anyway here we go
living on the streets or whatever he's done. Anyway, here we go.
US, from North Carolina originally.
Oh, Johnny, you're boys!
From Hawaii here.
So the question as far as why I'm here,
to me, a lot of the other conflicts are gray,
but this conflict is definitely black and white.
This is about good versus evil.
This is a storybook, any movie we've ever watched,
this is definitely evil against
good.
I mean, we're battling a situation.
This is like, what's his name?
Sam Elliott's like, caring and kind.
He doesn't like Sam.
Yeah.
It's the Sam Elliott's like alcohol, drug, ag brother that nobody really wants to talk
to.
It's like, dude, we meet Sam Elliott's drug, ag brother.
Why?
Why does your family allow you to wear blue and yellow hair each other and make sure that, you know, we all move forward as, as one collective
whole unit. So, you know, we look at his fingers, dude, look at his fingers, one country's failure
and their conflict. They're like all scab. Enjoy the successes of other countries. Oh
dude, I bet that's like meth fingers, right? His fingers are all burned. Russia does not
grasp this concept. We're, we're all one unit and we have to get along
Do you see this look? Yeah, there's a burn right there
Yeah, yeah, or he's just biting his nails
Finger all the way down that dude. I've done that of course. I also did speed too, so I mean there you go so yeah
Where did you get this shirt?
This is 2020.
Do you think that's a American flag or some kind of Marvel comic like
Captain America?
It could be.
I know what you're saying.
Yeah.
Right.
I'm a guy who looks crazy.
Work together.
It's, it's, it seems asinine that we have a leader in a country that does not understand the concept of
of being unselfish and being generous and being kind and just the basic moral values that this is
this is like if you listen to what this guy says you're like you're coming from a loving place like he's really trying to be loving right like his ideas
Yeah, are kind
But his where he directs them is totally wrong to sit with that shirt on and then talk about
playing nice with others
That's great. I mean he's he says he's clearly unstable. I mean to me. He's not as unstable as I expected to be frank
Yeah, I mean looking at it really is falling for the propaganda like he's brainwashed. He's deep-throating it
He's just like duck duck duck the whole thing. There's another picture of him so you can just see him
This is him at some kind of Ukraine. I
Mean dude, Johnny, what do you how many boosters you think this guy's got?
Oh dude, he's gotten all of them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
For sure, bro.
For sure.
Let me see.
Okay.
So this is everything we know about him so far.
Uh, he has a lengthy criminal record, a recent fixation on global politics.
That's particularly Russia's war with Ukraine.
He told local officials that his name is Ryan Wesley Routh.
He's been taken into custody Sunday afternoon near I-95 in West Palm Beach.
You know, he tried to, if you don't know, they were at Trump's golf club.
He was in, like, a Secret Service guy a few holes in advance of Trump saw a muzzle.
And I guess he was, like, obscured by some trees or something.
I don't know. And it was like, Oh, there's a guy there with a gun. And they,
do you guys think they finished their, their round after that? After they,
that's a great question. I doubt it. I mean, after the first time, can we,
can we play through? Do you know how long we got a bunch of Koreans taking up all the tea time.
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We go deep home boys.
Eric, open your mind.
Drink from the fountain of knowledge.
There's lizard people everywhere.
That's some interdimensional shit.
Wake up, Aaron.
This is only the beginning.
You just blew my mind.