Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #819: 9/11: The Biggest PRIDE Event in History with Tony Peck and Giselle Montenegro

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Starting point is 00:01:07 metal sent to you for as little as $50 a month we got a fun one a weird one one of the weirdest episodes we ever done it's a lot of fun it's very weird and we have from the 9-eleven is gay show okay 9--11 is gay Tony Peck and Giselle Montenegro that's right and and joining us again is our good friend Jared Klickstein he's gonna be here talking about his book again and it's a fun it's a weird one guys if you want to see me live I'm going to be in Las Vegas this weekend for a skank fest Louisville, Kentucky on the 11th and the 12th and then Tampa Bay on the December 6 and then Cancun Mexico December 11th through the 16th. Uh Yeah, dude, enjoy. Oh, yeah real quick my my podcast my special

Starting point is 00:02:04 Quiet is dropping on October 15th That's right. October 15th will be the official release day of Quiet why is everybody getting quiet? I'll let you know if I'm gonna give everybody a sneak peek if you could see the sneak peek I'll let you know about it We'll get you all that info soon, but we'll be available YouTube Sam Tripoli comm Twitter and rumble Okay, guys, enjoy the episode All right, so let's get into we got a full house here today very excited joining us in studio good friend of mine I've known him for a couple years now. Ah

Starting point is 00:02:41 He has a book out which I contributed to which is basically he wrote something and I proved it and it may sound like I said it. His book is called Crooked Smile. What it took to escape a decade of homelessness, addiction, and crime. Please welcome my good friend, Jerry Klickstein. That's a real name. That's a real name. That's a real name. Dude, you are, dude, did you use run a media? I don't know. There's a guy called. That's a real name. That's a real name. Dude, you are dude. Did you use run-of-media? I don't know. There's a guy called click Stein. Oh Thank you for having me no problem, buddy. I'm glad you could make it in and I I'm glad you're here. So I'm very all I'm very excited to have via the power of sky

Starting point is 00:03:19 Zoom very excited to have them on their podcast is probably the greatest name of all time Zoom very excited to have them on their podcast is probably the greatest name of all time 911 is gay and they also have an animated series called there goes the neighborhood Please welcome to the tinfoil hat for the first time hopefully many times Tony Peck and Giselle Montenegro Go bro getting ethnic for the people guys. How are you? for the people. Guys, how are you? I'm incredible. Thanks for having us. Yeah, man. It's kind of crazy because I feel like how we're dressed and how you guys are dressed, it's almost like two different seasons at this point. Like you guys look like it's

Starting point is 00:03:55 freezing and we're wearing white t-shirts. This is more like religious garb for us. So we wear it all year round. I respect that. I respect that. Guys, for those who may not be familiar with you and your show, can you guys tell us a little bit about yourself and where our listeners can find you? Absolutely. So yeah, I'm Tony Peck. Our DEI hire over your affirmative action is Giselle Montenegro. Uh, where the hosts of nine 11 is gay. You could find us on YouTube for now. Uh, so they go to us and then rumble is probably our saving grace. Our holy lands. We're able to make the Mecca pilgrimage when YouTube asked us, but yeah, we're also on X and yeah, where are you getting the most love?

Starting point is 00:04:48 Probably X right now Yeah, yeah and and Tel Aviv as well Tel Aviv loves you guys. That's great. You guys are doing some hard-hitting Oh Listeners back there we have a Looks like an orthodox It could be anybody could be a Zionist could it be with a gun? And so this this is a very pressure-packed interview we got going on here any wrong question we're very happy to be here i love this i love this uh how long has this show been going only since uh november but uh it really got like skyrocketed across the world in February when the Jews tunnels became known to man. I think

Starting point is 00:05:48 it's now that what is it that eighth or ninth wonder of the world they declared the goal and that really helped out our show a lot. So we like to thank our friends now. Well, you know, it's so interesting. I was just having a conversation with Tino Sanchez. He loves when I announced his name on the show. I was just talking to Tino Sanchez. He's been on the show a couple of times and we were talking about like all this stuff coming out with P Diddy right now, which kind of fits in the Epstein, which kind of fits. And then, you know, because, you know, was there a basement at Comic Ping Pong? And the answer is yes. He's talked about it in, it is many different interviews. There's a basement, but there's also

Starting point is 00:06:32 tunnels, like there's famous tunnels under Washington, D.C. He owns the Pegasus Museum and there's tunnels which connect all these different buildings and all this stuff. So it's like interesting to me that Jews love tunnels. Jared, as a local, as our resident Jew today, why do you guys love tunnels so much? I think it's the shape of our bodies. We sort of hunch. Yeah. And we're not very good at digging, though. I can't.

Starting point is 00:06:59 That's what surprises me about the tunnels is who built the tunnels. Because they're not known for labor. They really are Mexican Jewish people you guys know that right there are Mexican Jews. Yeah, there's one running Mexico right now. There's that There's like ten Jews in all Mexico and one of them somehow became their leader How's that fucking possible? Now you guys you guys have guests on leading experts in everything

Starting point is 00:07:30 Yeah And you have you had people come on to talk about the Jew tunnels Yeah, we actually had a tunnel Jew on the show. His name was David Saltzman. He was a member of that Brooklyn synagogue And yeah, he came on and he really set the record straight. There was a lot of crazy Inappropriate theories about what the tunnels were for but he told us exactly what they were for Okay, and what exactly did he say they were for if you have to talk in code because you have a gun to your head but What what do you think the what did he say the tunnels were exactly those are those are your word? exactly for

Starting point is 00:08:15 Yeah, well it was actually multifaceted One of the one reason he first gave us was that they actually used them One of the one reason he first gave us was that they actually used them to do a service to the city where they actually dig a tunnel under like apartment complexes or financial institutions, government buildings, UN. And what they do is they actually listen through the walls for terrorist activity like those rascals in Palestine. And they actually alert Masad or the NYPD about any like nefarious conversations they hear through the walls while listening. And Giselle is from that region.

Starting point is 00:08:57 Have you heard anything? Yeah, I've heard the chanting several times. Now, Giselle, are you, what is your, you're from that region. Are you, which sideiselle, are you, what is your, what you're from that region? Are you, which side of the territory are you? Are you Jew or are you a Palestinian? Cause you could go either way. You're like blade. Yeah. I kind of just go whichever way it is the best situation for me.

Starting point is 00:09:17 Oh, okay. I respect that. But do you have a certain religion? Um, no, not really Although a lot of our fans do think that Tony and I are both Jewish. Okay you but you you seem Puerto Rican. Oh Interesting no Rican isn't a religion though. I know but I'm just saying Yeah, are you into Mexican voodoo and paganism and such You see, you're into Mexican Voodoo. Yeah, are you into Mexican Voodoo and paganism and such? Well, our fans think that I'm into black witchcraft, but not so much. Which is colored, colored witchcraft.

Starting point is 00:09:52 Excuse me. You're into colored witchcraft, which is very big right now, which is like really on fire in terms of the kids all love it. Tick tock, a lot of paganism, a lot of colored paganism out there. Yeah. Hasn't a lot of cool rap lyrics about all that stuff now? Or no? I don't know.

Starting point is 00:10:15 I don't know rap. I only know Beastie Boys are actually my favorite Jewish rap group. Oh, that's so crazy, right? That the first white rap group is all Jewish. That kind of worked out. I mean, that kind of worked out for everybody right there. So we got these freaking tunnels.

Starting point is 00:10:34 And you know, now we got- There's more reasons. I don't want to cut you off, Sam. No, no, no, please. I'm really coming to one thing. There's more if you want to get- Well, real quick on what you're saying. I love that they're listening

Starting point is 00:10:43 because that's literally the original wire tapping was somebody just Putting their ear to the wall listening to your conversations Right. Yeah, it's almost like it goes hand-in-hand with like the Patriot Act that uh, God bless George Bush for giving us after 9-eleven But uh, yeah, it's basically like spying but spies are cool like James Bond's Sherlock Holmes, and the Tunnel Jews. It's like the Holy Trinity of cool spies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there was another reason they gave us too, if you wanna get into that.

Starting point is 00:11:17 Yeah. It was this cool acronym, I didn't hear about it until David Saltzman told us about it, but it's called, it's GCT. I'm sure you've heard about that. No, please tell me. You don't know GCT? No, what's GCT? Yeah, it actually stands for Goy Conversion Therapy. So what that means is the Jews in the tunnels through like the sewer great, it's still actually

Starting point is 00:11:41 like whisper silently like subliminally, do these Torah reading chants or from the Talmud or from different Hollywood scripts to get the passers-by above grounds. They hear it, but it's subtle advertising subliminally. They'll hear it, it'll go seep into their system and it'll make them more accepting and aware that the chosen people are just that, the chosen people. It's like a missile. You've been a few times in Queens and Brooklyn, right?

Starting point is 00:12:13 Nope. Did you like it? No, why not? Right answer, why not? I couldn't think of any reason why. So Jared, what do you think about that, Jared? What do you think about the subliminal Jew message? Well, I'll be honest. I'm half Jewish. I'm half Irish, half Jewish. Which side? My dad's Jewish. My mother's Irish. So does that make you a real Jew? No,

Starting point is 00:12:38 not in the eyes of Jews. I'll tell you that. Is that crazy? Wait a minute. I didn't know that. So if your mom has to be Jewish for you to be considered a Jew? Yeah, because that means you came out of a Jew, for sure. And the other way, we don't know. Yeah, but my mom was adopted by Jews. And by the way, I think that's, you know, that was before DNA tests, which by the way, Israel outlawed. It's like a weird thing, right?

Starting point is 00:13:02 Is that crazy they outlawed DNA tests? Yeah, weird thing, right? Is that crazy? They outlawed DNA tests? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's, it is crazy. I mean, I've- It has to be a Jewish vaginal tunnel. Yeah. Right. Yes, exactly. And technically, all Jews are tunnel Jews, right? Well, yeah. Yeah. I came out of a trash Irish tunnel, I guess. But, you know, but yeah, so Jews never really liked me or my family because my dad's a crackhead

Starting point is 00:13:26 carpenter, not very Jewish, you know, but yeah, these guys are culty and they're probably just under there, you know, trying to, you know, help the country somehow. It is crazy. I want you to feel alone here. I know you said you're the resident Jew on tinfoil hat. We also have our attorney with us, Dirk Dinkman. So we are armed with the law over here as well. Now what law is he practicing?

Starting point is 00:13:53 Is it like civil law or norahide law? Which one is he? Talmudic law? Talmudic law, which is a law. It's all law really. I'm an expert on the fields of law. Yeah, we usually are. Yeah. All right. So can we get clarification on what Jews think about non-Jews? From me? From either of the Jews on the show. I was raised to just accept everybody. My mother

Starting point is 00:14:21 had a whole Puerto Rican side of her family that we went and celebrated Christmas with, but I'll tell you. Hold on. Yeah. So you're Jewish, Irish, and Puerto Rican? Well, my mother's birth sisters all married Puerto Ricans. Okay. So yeah, sort of my cousins are Puerto Rican, but I'll tell you what they don't like more than non-Jews is a half Jew.

Starting point is 00:14:41 Oh, really? Because it's a waste of a Jew. You know, it's like, you're so close. You're so close. I don't like that, no. So, no, but you know, yeah, generally, yeah, you are raised with this sort of like, we're the chosen people, but you know, we don't look that chosen.

Starting point is 00:14:59 I would tell you you look the least chosen out of all the chosen people. I mean, there's some good looking Jews, but you know, there's a lot of hunchbacks out there. If you go, Sam, who are the chosen people? It's between Brazilians and the Swedish, right? Yeah, probably the Swedish. The Swedish seem to be really good looking people.

Starting point is 00:15:19 Very symmetrical face. Not many allergies. Yeah. Not many allergies. Yeah, we can't handle cheese. Yeah. I mean, you have so many genetic defects It's unbelievable reading a lot of in broad in breeding Yeah, that's why it's a race and a religion because of all the inbreeding

Starting point is 00:15:34 That's the truth because they they were such an insular community was a race to inbreed. That's what it was Yeah, yeah, but can you blame them really like if I was I wish I was Jewish I'm not but can you blame them really like if I was I wish I was Jewish. I'm not but can you blame them like If I was Jewish, I would only want to breed with other Jews, especially in my own family Oh, I knew or like even more chosen than my neighbors. I Don't know I'm kind of a big proponent of open borders for Israel. I think it does need to diversify It is hilarious how you find tweets of people like America should let people people in, and then the same person tweets, Israel has to shut down their borders. We can't, we gotta purify Israel. Well, I have a question regarding borders. Do tunnels count

Starting point is 00:16:15 as like jumping a border if you go under the border? That's a great question. That's a great question. As a Mexican, yeah yeah you still cross the border under on top you're over the border yeah yeah yeah how how far do you got dig to get under that wall that is the real question you have to be I think you have to be on the other side of the center of the earth because then you're in China technically Chinese border yeah that's fine well if you dig so deep there's Chinese going you can't you can't pass through and you gotta go back up Well, then you're screwed. Yeah, 100% waste of a waste of digging. Listen, dude

Starting point is 00:16:50 I don't know why the Jews are the chosen people. It's very weird to me, even though their women are great I get why everybody wants to bang Jewish chicks Mmm, they're number two on my super freak big board, you know, we talked about that a lot They're probably a lot of them at P. Diddy's freak parties, right? Yeah, like if you need if you want to have a freak party, you got to have some Jewish chicks there cuz they're down They don't believe in. Yeah Horniest race aren't they really are the horniest race? Jews are at the top of my list for horny is

Starting point is 00:17:24 Shows how like like a barrel and and good they are for being chosen because Their libido is perfect. I know you said you're allergic to cheese, but really I would take an erection over a mozzarella Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. That's a great point. I would do that too. I mean, but they do have a lot of genetic diseases. It's very weird. Yeah. Well, yeah. It's very weird. And it's just like now with this new thing with the, their pagers blowing up. That was crazy. I mean, that's a crazy story yes yes well you heard about this who's using a pager you guys might not be allowed to talk about you guys the guy with the gun might not want you guys to hear about I feel like

Starting point is 00:18:16 that guy controls your algorithm I got the guy with the gun the guy with the gun by the way that's Dana for us by the That's so funny cuz ours is a Jew too we just don't let her on camera She's here. Yeah, she's always here. Is she in the room? Yeah, the gun is metaphorical with Dana, but it is it's just as real but it's interesting to watch the reaction to the pager thing Because they're discriminated. they're just indiscriminately explain it though it's wild so so basically what happened is at some point i don't know who did it but they're they basically decided hesbala and a bunch of people at these hospitals decided to

Starting point is 00:19:02 change their technology from phones to these pagers. To these pagers. Like you do, go back to 90s technology. It happens all the time. From phones to pagers. And just at one moment they all blew up and killed a bunch of people and maimed children, maimed all this stuff. I think they killed like nine people, injured 3,000.

Starting point is 00:19:24 3,000 people. That was 3,000 pagers. Mamed all this stuff. I think they killed like nine people injured three thousand three thousand people That was like three thousand Pagers that means that was a giant jump in pagers in the world Yeah, but the the reaction to it is super interesting because depending on what side of the discussion is Is how you see it? You know like how do you defend that indiscriminate? Oh dude Dave Poitier from um, uh It's like dude. This is a the best counterterrorism Thing I've ever seen like how is that counterterrorism when you're attacking somebody in their country?

Starting point is 00:19:58 Indiscriminately, how is that? anti-terrorism And then I missedager story you missed the pager story I missed the pagers dude. You gotta get out of those fucking tunnels, dawg. It's like every wife. Wifi is not good down here Um, yeah, so basically the story is like these walkie talkies explode in Lebanon a day after a pager attack No, so there was a pager attack then the walkie talkies explode in Lebanon a day after a pager attack. No. So there was a pager attack. Then the walkie talkies. That's what this says.

Starting point is 00:20:29 Oh, my God. Please, if you have a can with a string, put it down. They're just going through all the smoke screens. Smoke signals were all in trouble. Do we know what was it? The batteries that exploded or did they have explosives? They put plastic explosives inside They're like z4 inside. Yeah, that's wow

Starting point is 00:20:48 but you know that like the the the CEO of X Twitter put a cell of basically celebrated it on point nays Tweet if you look at it if you go to my Twitter you can see she like put a big explosion Emoji which seems pretty classless to me. Oh, Yakarino? Yeah! The woman who destroyed Twitter. Like, it was so cooking with gas. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:21:16 And then it just- Oh, I hear it. I got it. We're gonna show this on the screen. Hopefully everybody can see it. Yeah, I'll bring it over. This is the tweet, right? Yeah. I can't wait. I mean, dude, just imagine saying that. Yeah, I'll bring it over. This is the tweet, right? Yeah. I can't wait. I mean, dude, just imagine saying that.

Starting point is 00:21:28 Oh, sorry. I can't wait to watch this become a spy movie. This is the craziest counterterrorism plot I've ever heard of. I mean, how is this a counterterrorism plot? New York Post has got beep, beep, boom on the... Unbelievable. That's crazy.

Starting point is 00:21:43 And then what if the wrong person has it? They're calling them terrorists That's like a standing army, right? Like like that's a foreign army And then you go down on this twitch and then look no no where to go In Carol's no, no, that's not it. You got to find the other I say I say the I go back to mine To you or to your retweet? Yeah to my go back to mine. Yeah, you I say the I go back to mine to you to your retweet Yeah to my go back to mine. Yeah, you're a point night. Go to mine Okay, I

Starting point is 00:22:14 Can't believe you I came right up space with cocky go down That's cuz I thought there was keep going keep yeah, no, that's basically and then look at it. Look at her She must have deleted it cuz it wasn't there just now it would have been yeah I'm sure she got shipped for it people are calling her. Oh, look at the look at the ratio to comments the likes Three you got to see Anthony Anthony Kumia's joke about it He said Hezbollah is working on figuring out how to put bombs inside of pennies right now is working on figuring out how to put bombs inside of pennies right now. So it's a crazy thing, dude. And it's just like gets into this whole thing where it's like, you know, people now will be calling out Israel and then the calls for anti-Semitism

Starting point is 00:22:56 will grow. Yeah. And it's just like, go on. Excuse me. Okay. You know, and it's just like, go on, excuse me. Okay. You know, and it just like gets into this argument I had with somebody recently about 9-11. We played this hilarious video and I played a hilarious video and it was this guy explaining 9-11. And it was like, the language might be offensive to real pussies, right? But it was like so what they want to believe are these brown people were such geniuses

Starting point is 00:23:31 They figured out how to do the greatest flight of all time Greater than maverick why the J's and my friend got really upset about when he said the J's Right. He got really upset about is he a J. He's half a J. He's like, if you put you two together, you're a full J. I mean, it's better than saying the K's. Yeah, I mean, it really is better than saying the K's. By the way, the K is the it's the only rule that they follow themselves right like you know Jews don't call each other yeah Jewish rappers aren't yeah yeah I say I do say it you do well cuz I say that I'm half Jewish

Starting point is 00:24:21 half Irish so I'm like the blade of Jays. I'm the only one that can defeat them. I'm Wesley Kikes. Ha! Bang, bro! Yeah, I guess it would be different if like, Maddus Yahu was going around, you know, just saying the K-word. Yeah, you just don't hear it. They don't call each other, like you and Ari Shaffir call each other Jikes, right?

Starting point is 00:24:40 Like everyone else does it. But every other rule is like violated by the group that like gets offended by that rule, right? It's like unbelievable. It's like don't do rape jokes and then like every cute white female comic has like ten rape jokes Right. It's just like it just you know, don't say the M word and then like, you know every rapper everything, you know It's like when Nas puts out an album called the M word and like you can't even Is it nigga or nigger? I don't know what you see What is the name of his album and Like you oh you can't say the name hold on I could buy your album give you money, but I can't say the name of your

Starting point is 00:25:20 Album Best by you to base by told me good Say the name of your album All the best by employees are allowed to say Best by you to base by told me good You literally have to call in the geek squad to tell everybody the album you bought That'd be the best dude. Um you know, so we got in this argument and He's like the amount of anti-semitism. I got an argument guys like the amount of anti-Semitism, I got an argument with the guy, he's like the amount of anti-Semitism is like exploding. I go, but like this day, 9-11, a narrative was manufactured to get us to believe it was these people that didn't do it and 4 million of them died. Like it's theory versus like real life consequences.

Starting point is 00:26:05 The theory of something is so much more scarier to progressive, and I wouldn't even say progressives. I would just say people who want to use political correctness versus what's really happening. Four million people die. Yeah, I mean we try to keep things very PC around here, but Giselle can't stop saying the K word and the N word.

Starting point is 00:26:27 Oh, if you say the M word, I'm going to be rock hard the rest of this. But that's the problem. Usually we don't do a lot of shows. We usually pre-record them because I have to edit out all the k's and n's which is else's right? Right. Sure. Correct.

Starting point is 00:26:51 Sure. It's great. So this Pete Diddy stuff comes out. What you guys thoughts on that? Any thoughts on that and Jeffrey Epstein and all that? Absolutely. So we actually a few months ago when Diddy's unorthodox lifestyle came out, we interviewed a rapper who worked with Diddy and he was actually very close. Very close. Sometimes they melded, you could say. His name was Lil' Flitty. He's a kind of like an up and coming rapper from New York.

Starting point is 00:27:27 But he explained to us a lot of, because he was actually in studio with Diddy and his house when he did a lot of these allegations. He's innocent until proven guilty. Dirk Dinkman taught us. But we could go through some of the things. I know there's a lot of these heavy allegations about Diddy, but Lil' Fliity, who he had on, actually explained some of them. Okay, let's hear them. So okay, one of the main allegations was like Diddy was like fondling, groping men and boys in the studio, right Giselle? Does that sound accurate? So Lil' Flitty, who worked on a single with Diddy, actually explained that this wasn't like a sexual

Starting point is 00:28:12 advance. In fact, it was actually a musical artistic technique where you know when you have someone's genitals, a male's genitals, and you apply pressure, their voice actually escalates beyond where puberty might have prevented them from. I like that. So Diddy sometimes would grope a singer's junk medical term. So they can actually hit a higher note without having to resort to auto tune because sometimes it's kind of embarrassing for a singer who needs to use auto tune if they can't hit a higher note without having to resort to auto tune. Because sometimes it's kind of embarrassing for a singer who needs to use auto tune if they can't hit a certain note.

Starting point is 00:28:48 And then conversely on the opposite end of the person is if you actually insert something rectally, it actually helps you hit a low notes kind of like Barry White or like a Biggie Smalls kind of has like a deeper timbre to their voice, it actually helps them really kind of hit certain vocal frequencies that they wouldn't otherwise have been able to hit. So Biggie got rectal and then Justin Bieber got the other one? No, Bieber definitely got molested for sure. Well, because he had the high pitched voice.

Starting point is 00:29:24 Yeah, he already had the high-pitched voice. Mm. Yeah. But all this stuff's coming out. I think it skyrocketed his career. Yeah, it helps him. All this stuff's coming out about Biggie Smalls now, like Jack in Songs.

Starting point is 00:29:37 Jack, I mean, like, and he's like Led Zeppelin, dude. He didn't even, like, change the name that much. He was so lazy. Like, Led Zeppelin't even like change the name that much. He was so lazy. Like Led Zeppelin wouldn't even change the name and just find some blues artists, still put one word different and then just put it out. Same thing with Biggie's. Like on his first major album, two of his songs are basically rip-offs. Unbelievable. And then everybody's trying to convince you that one of the lead women in one of his music videos is a trans. Have you heard that? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I didn't hear that.

Starting point is 00:30:13 Yeah. Yeah. So it's like I did. The fact that Biggie Smalls now is what I mean. I don't know if I could take this reality anymore. This timeline is fucking nuts. But I like that. I like instead of making people eunuchs, you just grab their balls and they hit a higher note. It's like a kinder, gentler alternative. We can do one or two ways. Either I can cut your dick off so you can sing higher or you can let me massage the ball. We can do this the Joe Jackson way or my way. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. It's so crazy. In the green room, he kind of showed us some stuff off

Starting point is 00:30:47 camera too. And it wasn't like a full fledged recording session, but it kind of worked a little bit. Did you hit yourself about some of these like black? Cause a lot of people equate Diddy to Epstein and with like blackmail and stuff. She's, Oh, what are some of these blackmail allegations? I thought you were going gonna say that the black magic stuff because there is also that psychic who then said, you know, she said all these things about Kim Porter and then she also talked about That did he was doing black magic and basically had to have sex with these boys to sort of steal their soul And that's why they all had to be underage something about the requirements of the black magic that he was doing I Think that's real. I think

Starting point is 00:31:30 That's a big part of this kind of occult rituals to hurt children Jack, they're loose literally and figuratively and I think that's a big part of it. I think that's a lot of the darkness That's that's why people again This guy edits a video gets us all in trouble and but he's right I mean like the clip is right in Lee didn't edit it We said it right so and then you you you put it out and people lost their fucking mind

Starting point is 00:31:58 Because we're talking we were making jokes about Hollywood think it's okay to to give sex changes to five-year-olds, right? Which is obviously Sarcasm but there are There are people out there that think that I mean you I don't you have people out there saying that three-year-olds can determine Their gender like if you know three-year-olds, that's the most retarded shit. I've ever heard in my life They don't know anything. Yeah. They're barely out of diapers. They, then they can pick their gender. It's so like crazy to me. And then so, so like people go nuts on me,

Starting point is 00:32:33 but this is literally it. What they, what she just said is 100% true. It's like children are pure. They want to like totally destroy them. That's the whole point of the whole thing. Corrupt the youth. It's crazy to me, dude. How prevalent this is.

Starting point is 00:32:51 Yeah, Amanda Bynes soul got stolen. Oh my God. Oh yeah. She's been posting lately. Oh, she has. What's she been saying? I don't know. She's not saying much, but it looks like she got a new apartment, maybe a new man, but she seems to be happy.

Starting point is 00:33:07 And she's working on her career to be a manicurist, nail lady. Was she learning Korean? I was in rehab with Amanda Bynes. Really? Yeah, she was very sweet very sweet girl But clearly something someone took her soul or something 100 put through the meat grinder, dude Clearly the rehab works to do she's looking good She actually left with a guy that she met in AA and showed back up to a meeting with that tattoo

Starting point is 00:33:39 Oh, really? It was like 2018 that nose rings makes me think she's totally down with freak parties When you get the nose ring like that the septum piercing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um It is crazy. I mean it is nuts, you know, it's what's his name. That was that uh, that was that that was that Nickelodeon? What's his name? Imagine having the balls to sue back What's his name? Imagine having the balls to sue back Having the balls to walk around

Starting point is 00:34:10 Like you got some real balls When you first come out apologize and then you're like, oh well, I'm now I'm gonna sue Yeah, well just be a little careful because our attorney Dirk Digman is actually Dan Schneider's attorney for this so Anything you say maybe we can use you as a key witness if you want What is up with damn what Do you think damn was uh in on some shit? I mean cuz he totally has that vibe He doesn't seem like the kingpin yeah, Derek was here and wasn't even I think he was was not he was not. He was not involved. He was not. Okay, absolutely So when the fat chick writers like he made us watch porn, she's lying

Starting point is 00:34:51 Could you imagine that being at Nickelodeon? Go listen guys? We're going to everybody we need a writing sesh. I need to inspire you. Here's some hardcore pornography. That's crazy That's what Kanye did to it. Well Kanye like when you're dealing with a rapper, that's a totally different thing. Not Nickelodeon. Imagine being Adidas and like Kanye's pitching you stories and then dog fart videos come up on screen. That's what he was doing, dude. Imagine Johnny, we show up and sounds like, alright, before tinfoil hat, guys, you guys gotta wash this porno right here. Which now, that wouldn't surprise me terribly he's never done anything like that

Starting point is 00:35:28 but you're preceded by your reputation if day one we came in and saw that I wouldn't have been totally surprised now I would be but not back then he did the same thing that was also in on the lawsuits that he would show people gay porn and stuff of him having sex with

Starting point is 00:35:44 Usher? It's like a power move. Yeah, I mean, it just sounds like whoever he was dating at the time, whether it be Cassie or whoever that these women would then have to watch the sexual acts of either Diddy or somebody else having sex with a male, you know, underage male prostitute that's been flown in. And it sounds like it would go on for days, this sounds horrible on so many levels. So- That's what we thought, but Lil' Flippie, who we had on as guest, kind of explained why Diddy would do these things. And to me, it made sense.

Starting point is 00:36:20 Diddy would show himself having sex with Usher to his recording mates. Because it would kind of like get the recording artist in the mindset for like a love scene almost when they're singing a love song. You can't be thinking about all the worries in your day when you're trying to record a love song to the person you are most intimate with. You need to really have a loving mindset and aura around you. So Diddy would kind of show these love scenes of him and usher to really get the artist in that mindset of like yeah like I'd love I love this mic like the microphone is what they have to sing to so they really have the

Starting point is 00:36:55 This is the best they're working with so they need they need a something to spur them on to really go You're saying that P did he use gay porn and kind of as inspirational quotes Absolutely that P Diddy used gay porn as kind of as inspirational quotes absolutely if they were singing about love then he would have that person's girlfriend maybe have sex with somebody else and then let that artist feel the feelings of jealousy yeah would that be considered method acting would that be method wrapping meth acting So when the charges came out about P diddy they listed all the drugs meth was not one of them I couldn't believe it It was like I mean Popper see the ecstasy, but no speed.

Starting point is 00:37:46 I'm really amazed by that. He did all the speed. There wasn't any left. That's what was left. Yeah. Because meth does make you gay or obsessed with him. Yeah. One of the two.

Starting point is 00:37:55 In the AA, in the rooms of AA in Hollywood, they call meth the queer juice. Yeah. You're going to get weird. You're going to make bad decisions. Almost got me. Almost. What's that? My favorite drug, which I'm surprised I also didn't list, was Ad gonna get weird. You're almost got me almost. What's that? I almost got me drug Which was surprising also didn't list was um, adrenochrome I don't want to be rude and I can't offer you a drink, but if you don't mind I'm gonna indulge myself

Starting point is 00:38:15 I'm sure did he might have had this but it wasn't officially listed was it a little bit of adrenochrome on the side What what vintage? Yeah, what year is that? This is from the Clinton Reserve He's getting three-year-old skulls It's actually pretty prime and aggression. Cheers guys. Cheers to you, dude. Cheers to you I'm sorry the met with the speed on I gotta come it almost got you What what what oh well you just when you when you do get addicted to meth you will find yourself eventually in a hotel room with gay porn on The television, you know, that's just what thank you for your honesty

Starting point is 00:38:54 Put it on I mean I just ended up Turn it off. Yeah, but you either when you do meth either become gay or you become obsessed with Hitler and I Flirted with both now what do you think Hitler did he just do you think he came obsessed with himself that's a good point I think he man I don't know I just I remember I started doing meth to write my thesis in college and I wrote it on hit I knew a guy who started tweaking to do college so he could just get all of his work done. Yeah. Now you look back on it, that could be the worst. Terrible idea.

Starting point is 00:39:27 Oh, I was dropped out within three weeks. Nobody's like, bro, I've been up four days and I just nailed my book report. No, it's bad. Well, actually, the cartel made me do it because I was a heroin addict and I was working for the cartel and they said, if you drive for us, you're going to get sleepy because you're a heroin addict. So you have to snort meth before every shift. And that's how I really started doing meth.

Starting point is 00:39:46 So you were doing heroin and meth, was that, did you just feel normal? Yeah, I just, I would walk around, I eventually ended up in West Hollywood just feeling normal and going through garbage cans and stuff like that. But yeah, you go through your Hitler phase, then you go through your almost gay phase.

Starting point is 00:40:01 Okay, so what was it like to be methed out, going through your Hitler phase as a half a Jew? Well, that's when this all started. Is that when you got that tattoo? No, I got this partly in jail, but... That was a jail tattoo? It started out as a jail tattoo, then I got it finished outside, and then my family got upset, so I put a wizard hat on them.

Starting point is 00:40:24 What is the tattoo? And then my family got upset so I put a wizard hat on them, but Jolly what you call it's always your fear the Jolly Merchant Ari Shafir tattoo Yeah, I was in jail and I they found out I was the Nazis found out I was Jewish And they were actually quite nice. They hear they don't hate the Jews anymore. They've become politically correct They were very politically correct and I was actually pretending to be racist to like get accepted by them and they told me to chill out But no, I got a lot more hate just walking around West Hollywood asking, you know Jews For directions and they basically ignored me because they didn't you know, they saw your your your hand wrangler guy? No, because I just don't look Jewish. Really? And I was homeless and on that.

Starting point is 00:41:08 So what, you'd walk up and go, hey, I'm Jewish, can I get directions? Well, I'd ask for directions first, and then no one would really respond to me, and I'd say, hey, I'm Jewish, my last name's Klickstein, and they just looked at me and they said, no, you're not. The most common question that I get from Jews is when I tell them I'm Jewish, they look at me and they say, both parents? Did they try to do the thing to you where they wrap the thing around your arm and pray with you? They do that. Yeah, in New York City they did that. I get caught around here all the time. That's what they do to Johnny. I'm convinced it's just

Starting point is 00:41:42 somehow they're trying to get gay with him, but he won't he doesn't want to admit it He doesn't want to admit it. Yeah, it's crazy, dude. Yeah, it's crazy times out there, dude It's crazy times so like guys before we get to our next uh topic though. I just have to let you know, um Every appearance we make is technically a sponsored event So we're actually legally obligated to do an ad read for one of our sponsors. OK, I'd have to do that real quick if you don't mind. So our first sponsor today is Bohemian Grove Religious Retreats.

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Starting point is 00:44:16 It was the original freak party. That's really what Well said yeah, thank you, dude. It was the original freak party. Everyone went there Well said yeah, thank you, dude. It was the original freak party everyone went there Butsacks is just it's just weird shit, dude Getting butsacks and doing bad things to children seemed to be the initiation into the highest levels of somebody recorded it again recently Like a couple months ago. It's I don't I don't that that stuff's always weird to me Like have you ever seen at like the collider? What is that? You know? Yeah, sir Yeah, they do that ritual out there. He's like oh my god. He just runs off and then yeah It's kind of Blair Witch project. It's all Blair and like I love Alex Jones

Starting point is 00:44:55 but like that's you just like you're like I have a feeling like Bohemian Grove everybody knows each other and you're just walking around like you're supposed to be there. I don't know man it's kind of weird to me you know but uh yeah I mean the reason he said that is because he was recorded he didn't know he was being recorded. That's what Nixon thought. No no yeah okay. And clearly he just wasn't accepted by that upper echelon and that's why they got rid of him. That's what I got at. Well, there's a whole bunch on that. I think Tucker Carlson's trying to remake Nixon's, his whole image. He can still be a piece of shit and just not be as bad a piece of shit as he is.

Starting point is 00:45:34 Or he could just be a piece of shit that isn't really down with the other pieces of shit. Like Trump, I think, yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's definitely true. I mean, you know, Nixon is part of a group that brought over a lot of Nazis That's just a fact, you know, there's a very famous 60 minutes Story on it where this boss on the PC Nazis or the

Starting point is 00:45:55 No, I mean those are the real straight-up Nazis Nazis. Uh, Gen one. Yeah one the real not yes Operation paper to it. Yeah. Well, yeah, I mean, but I also think like that whole again We've talked about in the show, but I think that whole narrative is just you know, they lost and we just split them I don't know did the Nazis won they did exactly what they're supposed to do destroy Germany And then they just Crip walked over and just no they change you don't change your name Walked over and just no they change you don't change your name If it if XG is wanted by the cartels, he doesn't move the Tijuana and go by XG Clickstein

Starting point is 00:46:47 Like you're not hiding yeah crazy no they put him in Alabama and again we do have to give a hand for the Nazis for helping out Ukraine yeah that's where my family comes from no you're Ukrainian Nazis are you Kazarian bro I am half Kazarian yeah really that's amazing a lot of have ever met touch him is he real I've never met a Kazarian, yeah. Really? That's amazing. Got a lot of halves. I've never met, touch him, is he real, dude? I've never met a Kazarian before. That's great, dude, congratulations, ma'am. But it seems like we got Epstein, we got P. Diddy, we have Hollywood, what's his name

Starting point is 00:47:27 that is in jail right now? Weinstein? Weinstein. No. Is there any chance of Diddy killing himself? Because he might do life, like he might be in a recording, if he gets prosecuted he's going to be in there for a very long time. Black guys don't kill themselves. You could see him overdosing on Dick while he's in jail.

Starting point is 00:47:43 That's literally the only thing. I I mean are you really punishing this guy I mean look at where they send just lay Maxwell, right? She's that like she's at a country club. Yeah jail. Yeah, do you think they're gonna send P Diddy to Rikers the worst part about that place is they have tennis not pickleball, you know, yeah The worst part about that place is they have tennis not pickleball So he's gonna get sent to a nice one because he is part of the elites and he's just gonna get all The twink ass he could ever want in jail Yeah, so what's the punishment for him when he drops the soap on the shower? He gets rewarded. That's not fair. I totally agree I totally agree send him like to like some I don't know where you send them send them to like you got somewhere

Starting point is 00:48:29 He's not like that solitary is the worst you got sent to somewhere where he's there's nobody around and he's by himself You execute him That's the move. I mean that that might be I mean because what they're talking about is pretty nasty shit Like flying miners around forcing them at Making them take drugs when they didn't want to do he beat them like this is the monster. Bye. Bye. Bye bye Like miners yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I mean, yeah, dude. I mean it's like known for it and it's so crazy because people been talking about that shit forever I mean two pox it's so crazy now with all this biggie small something stuff coming out now the now the two pock cover

Starting point is 00:49:16 Would dr. Dre biggie and puff daddy all being gay as fuck totally makes sense I Mean dude biggie smalls is gay like the smells But my point of this is at what point do even normies go pizza gates real They I don't know they comment ping-pong is thriving now Like didn't get any negative Yelp review. Do you think it's on door dash like just yeah 100% I wonder if you can order a fucking miner on Right wave

Starting point is 00:50:03 Yeah, it's unbelievable like and still there's still people that use Pizza Gate as a way to kind of make conspiracy theorists look crazy. An $18,000 pan pizza. Yeah. It's crazy, right? It's just nuts to me. The whole thing is nuts. Have you had any guests on about anything to do with Pizzagate or anything?

Starting point is 00:50:27 Not Pizzagate, but we did have one of the forensic analysts for Epstein's death come on and there's more to Epstein than we really realized. Okay, what'd you learn? A lot of people try lumping him in with the Jewish people who we know and love. But he was telling us that Epstein, they analyzed the cameras on the night he died. Because they think, I mean, some people have theories that Epstein killed himself. But this forensic analyst we had on actually proved that wasn't true. But they did catch on the prison cameras an individual entering

Starting point is 00:51:07 Epstein's cell at the time he died and they zoomed in on the camera and on his lapel, he had a pin of a flag that was blue and white. And when I heard that I was like a blue and white flag. What could that be? And then they zoom in closer and it was obviously the white flag. What could that be and then he's zooming closer and it was obviously the Greek flag Was actually working for Greek intelligence, oh those fucking Greeks They're famous. Yeah, you know What's the gun beside wasn't Israel so they would never do anything like that. Let's throw that out the window

Starting point is 00:51:42 That's I mean they are harboring Tom Hanks, right? Yeah, and Alaphantus is Greek. Oh, yeah, dude James that was that I love children. That's his last name. Yeah, and yeah Tom Hanks Running to Greece is so nuts to me. It's greasy I know Greece is really who's the blame on a lot of these things or Israel gets thrown under the bus unfairly. It's so crazy dude that we just do that to them when they're just our greatest ally. But it makes sense because James Alphanthus who he owns comment ping pong pizza. Correct. Yeah. So he if he's he's

Starting point is 00:52:22 Greek and we know like Greeks Italians make the best pizza Jews don't make pizza That makes no sense at all She's don't make pizza. No, why don't you make pizza Jared? Why don't you people having bread? Oh shit, oh shit, that's crazy Oh, yeah, damn bro, I didn't even think about that That is nuts. So when jewish people say they want pizza, they really don't want pizza Well, I mean he can get because he's got tattoos which mean he can't be buried in a jewish cemetery Does that make you sad? No, we just put my dad in my they wouldn't even let my dad in there

Starting point is 00:53:01 Oh because he had tats. No, because he got cremated I guess you're not allowed to be cremated. I still went in there and put him in there, but. Okay. You know. What do you mean you put him in the cremation? What, did you Holocaust that shit? No, I just dropped him in the next to my mom in the old Jewish cemetery. Hey guys, has anybody on your show 9-11 is gay gay is anyone done the um The holocaust math on in terms of cremation and how much time that would take have you done any any of that? I should have an acquisition on to do that. That's a good idea. I gotta write that down The time it takes versus how many johnny gets very sensitive about that Hey guys, uh did little flipper flipper mention at all why there was is

Starting point is 00:53:46 it flipper sorry little pity don't get me shot you know quick question the little pity ever mentioned why there's so much baby oil at Diddy's compound or house whatever mansion um no because this was before this was the first initial allegations and the baby oil didn't come up at that point so he wasn't really aware of that but um in terms of him like blackmailing people and stuff people thought that was like Epsteinian blackmail where now they're gonna like you're trying to like blackmail these people and punish them for the gay crimes and freak outs.

Starting point is 00:54:25 What's it called, Giselle? Freak party. Freak offs, freak parties. But it actually wasn't blackmail, what he was doing, what Diddy was doing, as we know, he worked with up and coming artists like Bieber and I think Usher when he was up and coming. He was filming them all the time, not for blackmail, but to get them used to paparazzi and living that celebrity hollywood lifestyle where you always have tmz up your ass and harvey levin sniffing down your shoulder over and doing when people sniff down my shoulder that's the that's the worst bro

Starting point is 00:55:01 stop sniffing down my shoulder. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that makes sense, dude. You got to get ready for that paparazzi. And you should always be filming yourself so you can go back later, watch the film, and know how you can be better. Yeah, that too. Yeah, it's like recording.

Starting point is 00:55:19 When you're recording, you want to do like a scratch take, like a rehearsal take. This is like a really dress rehearsal for them And sometimes they would on it's an undress rehearsal, too It's crazy dude, it's crazy. So as you know We just had our we just celebrated 9-eleven and 9-eleven was super gay So I know dude, it's it's one of the bad

Starting point is 00:55:42 9-eleven was super gay. So I know dude, it's it's one of the bad How long till we don't have to work on 9-eleven? We just get to stay home. It's a holiday. I think that would have happened by now, don't you? Yeah, it would have worked out. If you're a firefighter, you have to stay home. Um, let's get into 9-eleven. What are your thoughts on 9-eleven, man? Besides it being gay. Yeah, I was about to say, I think it was obvious.

Starting point is 00:56:04 Yeah, I will say that my family that worked in the towers they actually did stay home that day so they kind of you know considered it a holiday already that is hilarious half my family died so funny it was always been a Jewish holiday because at 9-eleven they didn't go to work. That is great. That was a great lie. Yeah. So we actually just did a 9-eleven special. We went live on 9-eleven and we did a few interviews. Two of them would, I guess, would probably interest you guys because it was about really things that were interesting to the conspiracy crowd, one of which is none more famous than the Dancing Israelis.

Starting point is 00:56:52 So we actually interviewed one of the Dancing Israelis, which no one really ever thought to do before. But he said, no, let's talk to them. People think they did 9-11, they were celebrating. But you want me to get into what they're all about? Yeah, yeah. I'd love to hear your theory on the dancing Israelis. Totally unencumbered theory.

Starting point is 00:57:10 Yeah. Yeah. So I just want to let everyone know. Are the dancing Israelis in the room? I mean, we are actually, coincidentally, built, the studio was built above a sewer grate. I don't know why. Yeah, yeah know why. I'm plumbing very good here, I'll tell you that. But our show, I just want to clarify with your audience is we're unbiased, we're not controlled, and we're unscripted distributors of information.

Starting point is 00:57:45 So don't worry about that. But we did interview one of the Dancing Israelis. And he told us they are not just a dance troupe, which was clear that day. They are also a watch force, he called it.

Starting point is 00:57:59 And it actually equated to what David Saltzman, the tunnel Jew told us where the Dancing Israelis would do this method of communication. And it actually equated to what David Saltzman, the tunnels you told us where the dancing Israelis would do this method of communication. The reason they were dancing on 9-11 wasn't to celebrate, they

Starting point is 00:58:12 were actually doing a dance which served as Morse code. And the way he explained it was the way their feet would pitter patter while dancing was actually echoing into the tunnels below. And it would serve as Morse code, the stomps in different sequence would actually send messages to the tunnel Jews below. So what they were doing was alerting the tunnel Jews that there was

Starting point is 00:58:39 trouble ahead at the Twin Towers. And what they did was they actually further dug their tunnels to go under the World Trade Center and to help people evacuating to escape safely underground where they won't be by terrorists. I haven't heard this theory. Yeah, but the problem with that was they were acting really on an instinct here. The issue was when they dug under the Twin twin towers, they weakened the infrastructure. Oh, no. And that's what caused the towers to actually clap at people.

Starting point is 00:59:11 Oh, okay. I think I owe some apologies. Yeah. Listen, I will apologize for 815 episodes that we've done. Now, obviously all wrong. Based on that, that one. That's why we're coming on To set the record straight. We should just burn the whole rest of the show and just start anew Episode one Uh, one of us should probably kill ourselves. Yeah, i'm sorry on alive ourselves on alive who?

Starting point is 00:59:38 Probably let's go through if who is important to show that if they left the show couldn't go Who do we got you guys need a Mexican first of all? Yeah, okay, so Jared Jared has to offer so I will do it. Yeah Yeah, I mean that's interesting that they were dancing to warn people More than dancing to that's my question Macarena. Maybe I don't know Oh, yeah, definitely. This subliminal message of Jew rap is very important. What's that? Asher Roth. That's it. Is that the redheaded guy with the beard? That's the guy that made it. I love

Starting point is 01:00:18 college song. Yeah. No I don't know that. Yeah, no you do. I do? I don't. You're right. You're right. You're right. Big white rapper from Brooklyn. Oh, yeah. Action Bronson is half Jewish. I thought he's Albanian. He's half Albanian, half Jewish.

Starting point is 01:00:36 They always got to get a half in. Don't they? Always, dude. Always, dude. I'm pretty sure we're going to find out Michael Jordan's half black, half Jewish. We're going to find that out. What's Kamala? What's Kamala? What's that? What's Kamala Kamala is? convenient

Starting point is 01:00:53 Jamaican Indian Jamaican. Yeah What's interesting about 9-eleven is like you were really brought it up when people didn't go to work that day it was like so there was a instant messaging service used by just Israelis and basically two hours before it told everybody all the Israelis to get out of the building yeah I've heard something about yeah Candace Owens did a whole thing on that and like how Nick Kroll's whole family like everyone's mad at at Steve Rennazzisi from the show, the league when Nick, it's so crazy to me like that. This is a real story that Steve Rennazzisi is the bad guy for lying about being in the buildings while Nick Kroll's dad and brother were like Israeli intelligence that nobody

Starting point is 01:01:48 went to work that day. To me that's not even a crazy lie to me. Well Thanksgiving dinner I make a note to let everyone know I was in the Twin Towers on an annual basis. I still go to the Twin Towers but isn't that crazy? Yeah absolutely. I've seen the explanation for it that you know by the mainstream sources they say that the threats that were identified in in the Messages were nonspecific. They weren't specific to the Twin Towers, but that that okay I mean so you said on 9-eleven a terrorist attack was gonna happen Yeah, and you told people to get out of the building

Starting point is 01:02:25 Why they I don't know that I've seen that they didn't say that specifically but the people who were in the buildings must have Said get out. I mean I got about to go down and then they didn't tell anybody as they were running. It's crazy when you see one of the chosen people suddenly just Just hauling to the elevator like it reminds me slow mo where you going? Well? He might have heard the dancing before everyone else That is yes What happened I actually think it was probably a good thing that the Jews were warned not to go to the tower so they could serve As like the first responders in the tunnels to help dance to help alert the others underneath dig the tunnels

Starting point is 01:03:00 So I mean that was a real blessing that they didn't show up to work that day Yeah, it was a real blessing that they didn't show up to work that day. Yeah, it was a real blessing. It reminds me of the, uh, of the trade story too. You know how they just kind of poo-pooed that about the big trade that happened on nine 11th. They were shorting stock, you know, airline stocks. Yeah. And they were just like, yeah, we've, yeah, we found that was true, right?

Starting point is 01:03:18 Well, it was, but they, they backed it with research that was based on something else. So they just dismissed it as the same thing about October 7th, that they shorted this ETF, this Israeli ETF, for the exact time it was supposed to go down, and then end at the exact time it was supposed to end? I don't see that, but yeah. It's crazy, right? Yeah, I mean.

Starting point is 01:03:40 I come from the worst Jewish family. We didn't get any of these texts. We have no money. You're like my next door neighbors. It's crazy. Fighting over curb space. Yeah. I'm like, what is this, Gaza?

Starting point is 01:03:51 You're treating this curb like Gaza? Oh my God, dude, they get so angry and territorial. It's crazy. Yeah, it's just crazy. But what'd you say about your family? Oh, I just, I must come from the worst Jewish family. We got none of these texts where I inherit, you know We my my family like inheritance was at iPhone 10. That's all I got Six-foot charger. I just like no one texted us. No one I didn't do any trades. I

Starting point is 01:04:20 Just wish you know, I was half better Jew. Really you just were another half too. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's the problem Okay, that's all yeah. Yeah, dude. It's crazy to me 9-eleven It's just like kids farther and farther away, but I feel like today It is the most honest conversation people have about 9-eleven. Actually right now on this show. Yeah I mean 100% dancing Morris Code. Who's talking about that? It's Craig Carlwood talking about dance steps? No, someone should probably let Richard Gage know too. Yeah, Richard Gage. Why aren't you talking about the Morris Code of their of their Croft McGaw? Yeah, no, I didn't. I question Richard Gage's architectural expertise because we also interviewed the

Starting point is 01:05:09 Building 7 architect, which I know is a real point of contention with conspiracy theorists. Yes. Why did Building 7 fall when it wasn't hit by a plane? And what did he say? He said, how about we don't talk to Richard? How about we talk to the architect and see what his thoughts are? So he told us he actually designed building seven to collapse in that manner in case there was trouble a Bruin.

Starting point is 01:05:38 Because it actually makes sense. The longer a building is like on fire or has some structural damage, the more likely it is to cause damage to surrounding buildings and civilians down below hot dog stands. A building could topple over and hit other surrounding buildings. So the Building 7 architect

Starting point is 01:05:57 actually designed the building to collapse in its own footprint safely, efficiently. And the reason thermite was in there, which I know is also a real question people have, why would an incendiary explosive thing, it's to compound be in a building? The architect said he actually considers thermite his architectural signature where he intentionally puts thermite in buildings so that they can fall into their own footprint of freefall speed to keep all the other city goers

Starting point is 01:06:31 safe, which Giselle is one of them and kept you safe probably, so you should applaud him, right? Giselle, where were you on 9-11? Yeah, where were you? I was in Long Island. Oh, with us. I was with you. I was out here and um, yeah There was no traffic that day. Oh, dude. That's the best Oh, yeah, and I was out there. They said don't go anywhere But I got in my car and went and there was no traffic. Where'd you go?

Starting point is 01:06:59 High impact traffic is the best dude, like give me covet Traffic any day i'll take Some bitches. Oh, where were you in such a hurry on 9 11? Would you get a text? No, yeah, this is good. You get one of those famous where they're texting So the chosen texts there were you have No Well, where were you going? That's kind of suspicious Oh because I was out on the road. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:07:26 I don't know. I had to get dinner. Get dinner? Where? The Fifth Avenue deli? Where were you going? Imagine, imagine like 9-11 happens. You're like, oh, dude, why am I gonna have for dinner? I mean, you got it. I gotta eat. I gotta get a burrito in me during this terrorist attack. It does make sense. I'm hungry.

Starting point is 01:07:49 The building seven thing makes sense because the people alive inside the building trying to escape. That's a terrible way to die on fire. You might as well just go collapse the thing. Everyone call it a day. Yeah. Yeah. You don't want to go out like that.

Starting point is 01:08:00 And you know, when Larry Silverstein, which is the most Jewish name outside of clicking Stein, okay When he was like pull it that obviously meant what guys Well pulling at our heartstrings Sam I know where you're going with this. Okay, and this is any Semitic misconception. I'm sorry Because the dancing is rarely to jump back to that, that we interviewed. I brought this up, I said, excuse me, Mr. Dancing Israeli, you said, we heard Larry Silverstein state pullet and we know that's a demolition term that means like collapse the building, right? He explained to us, pullet is actually a dance term.

Starting point is 01:08:49 So we actually went on, we don't have to pull it up now, but ballroomdancing.com I think was the URL. And in dance, there's a term called pulling and pushing. And Larry Silverstein, we learned, was actually a founding member of

Starting point is 01:09:04 the dancing Israelis in the fifties. And he's now serves as their choreographer. He was radioing to the dancing Israelis to pull it, not to the demo team, to demolish the building choreography. Dancing Israelis would be the name of the greatest break dancing group of all time. Pull it. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, pull it. Break down break because they really broke the tower. Okay. So let's get into some, what are your thoughts on the assassination attempts by two twinks? Apparently power bottoms can't shoot. What are your thoughts?

Starting point is 01:09:49 Yeah, so anybody can jump into at any point if you guys want What's that you anybody jump in? What are your guys thoughts? Yeah Well, we don't know much about the recent assassination but for the first assassination Before yeah, I mean we interviewed well, you know th Thomas Crooks was the shooter. He died, so he couldn't interview him. I wanted to. So we did the next best thing and we actually brought in a voodoo specialist, probably one of Giselle's Mexican voodoo cousins. And what he did, we actually performed a seance to speak to Thomas Crooks, the deceased assassin. Similar to what, what's his name? Who's the famous, I don't know, those guys who speak to the dead?

Starting point is 01:10:36 Whoopi Goldberg? Whoopi Goldberg, yeah. Great joke, great joke. Famous Israeli who he loves. But yeah, we did a seance and we actually spoke to Thomas firsthand to see why he shot Trump and he was actually, people were wondering why he was in a BlackRock commercial, which I'm sure you guys thought was pretty suspicious. It totally is.

Starting point is 01:10:58 It turns out Rock works with BlackCube. So you guys, does your audience know who Black Cube is? That's a great company. Yeah, we've heard of Black Cube. So Black Cube, for those who don't know, actually worked with Harvey Weinstein during his trials and tribulations. And they worked to antagonize and scare and spook Harvey's

Starting point is 01:11:30 Folks the women who were suing him Rose McGowan Rose McGowan Yeah, so the black cube was trying to like scare them to not say what they said because maybe it wasn't true I think I think black cube is is is Nick Kroll's dad's Company is is it yeah I think Black Cube is Nick Kroll's dad's company. Is it? Yeah. I think it's Black Cube Intelligence and he was used to, yeah. I mean, dude, it's so crazy how it's all connected,

Starting point is 01:11:56 but go on. So he's working for Black Cube. So as we know, Black Cube was also founded by ex-members of Massad, that really cool James Bond esque intelligence agency. And what they were doing was they were actually trying to shoot Trump, Thomas Crooks was actually trying to shoot the Black Cube assassin.

Starting point is 01:12:20 So he wasn't even aiming for Trump, He was aiming for the Black Cube assassin. So it's really another misunderstanding where he wasn't aiming for Trump. He was just a really notably bad shot. And he accidentally hit Trump. He loved Trump. So you're saying that he was trying to get another assassin. So this is like that scene in Game of Thrones where the guy throws the spear and they think he's throwing at the queen, but he's actually throwing at the assassin behind the Queen Yeah

Starting point is 01:12:48 So the guy that got shot could have been in like a spire he Is that who he's trying to shoot the guy that actually got shot they got killed. That's why he's saying that's what There's a second shooter on the water tower He was saying but he because Thomas Crooks loved Trump and what we actually did at the end was similar to what ghost I know Dirk brought up a Whoopi Goldberg in the movie Ghost where Swayze kind of takes over Whoopi's body and they kind of have a loving embrace. Giselle actually experienced this firsthand where you kind of inhabited like the spirit of Trump and our voodoo expert inhabited the spirit of Thomas Crooks and you guys had a loving embrace. What was that like? I?

Starting point is 01:13:26 Mean I blacked out. I only remember from the footage of the right of the episode Yeah, but it probably felt good afterwards. No, I mean I felt great afterwards by a ghost Were you uh horned up at all Were you horned up? Oh, because I was Trump. Yeah, naturally. And I was a hard on for Thomas Crook.

Starting point is 01:13:53 Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. That felt good. You should just say yes to anything. How come, how come, how come trans are shooting so many people, guys? How come, what is your thoughts on trans shooting people? I

Starting point is 01:14:06 think probably because um they Sever their penis they can't shoot their shots if you will anymore and they kind of missed that innate frown I'm all urged to shoots a Load so they unload a barrel onto you and other innocent bystanders face Which is where all porn toss is the best place to? Land best there, right? Oh money shots From money can't give money shots anymore. So you're saying it's us

Starting point is 01:14:38 Yeah, are these the worst assassins in the history of time? Yes, I think so because usually they complete their mission and these other ones can't do it anymore. I mean, if you look at every single high impact event, there's so many layers to every one of these events every single time. It's like, you know, it's like why everybody fights about like 9-11.

Starting point is 01:15:02 It's just like layer upon layer upon layer upon layer upon JFK layer upon layer upon layer. Dude the Vegas shooting layer upon layer upon layer upon layer and each layer doesn't know about the other layers they don't know that way they're yeah yeah it's the best way to do it but here there's redundancy we call it right yeah well here it's the best way to do it. But here there's redundancy we call it right? Yeah, they want here. It's just like one dude Each time that's it That's how it works Ever I mean, I'm pretty sure there's a reasoning why would they delete that guy's the last the last Guy that attempted to kill Trump. Why did he his Facebook?

Starting point is 01:15:41 Yeah, the logic on that. Why would you delete his Facebook? Even though everybody goes in like By the way, who's adding the assassin on Facebook after that who's like friend request friend request friend request Thank you. I'll dance it had a lot of fan mail and prison. I'm sure Ryan Routh is gonna get a lot of towel That'd be cool. Oh, yeah, I go to jail with people where I live love them they do they love the both assassins yeah exactly where Portland Oakland oh really yeah yeah everyone's very upset that they miss Giselle's from like Brooklyn region she loves the left right yeah are Yeah. Are you happy?

Starting point is 01:16:25 No, you're not. Why? But Trump is like Hitler. I know, but that doesn't mean that he should be dead. So you wouldn't kill Hitler. So, Giselle, you want Hitler alive? No, that's not what I said. You said you wouldn't kill baby Hitler. OK, time out.

Starting point is 01:16:39 OK, would you abort baby Hitler? Mm hmm. Yes. So it's really weird. Would you abort baby? Yes So it's Really weird. So you're you're from Oakland, right? Yeah, you're the one telling me about Berkeley giving away Certain business licenses, right for people who are willing to destroy their parking area Is that you tell me that right? Yeah, basically you can't build anything in Berkeley unless you commit to destroying parking spaces. Think about that bro. That is a straight up 15 minute city. Yeah. And they're taking every two lane

Starting point is 01:17:14 street and turning into one lane. It's like they're trying to just like Stalin Stalinistically likes oppress you with urban engineering. I don't, you know. No, it's so crazy to me. And like everyone there's like, this is a great idea. Who needs two lanes? We need one lane. One lane is better than two lanes. And you're like, what the fuck, man? One way, dude.

Starting point is 01:17:39 And they're just loving it. They're just loving it. And the more I hear about how fucked up Berkeley is it more makes me Laugh that Cal be Auburn imagine being from Alabama and losing a football game to the power bottoms in Berkeley Like how are you even allowed to show up? Is it something like this? Berkeley overhauls off-street parking with an eye towards greener future. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's such bullshit They're just selling you on on this on this foot on the whole it's funny. It was a nightmare parking in Berkeley

Starting point is 01:18:13 I remember that I went to see I've been up there a few times to the Greek to see shows And it's impossible. Oh, it's worse now Oh, we went to San Francisco me and Sam went to go on a tour and you pay for the hotel the hotel parking The hotel doesn't come with parking. It's another like 80 bucks to park your car They don't tell you that before you booked the hotel. You're like, oh, I'm getting a deal No, you're not cuz it's like $80 per day for parking your car. That's LA too Yeah, it's crazy and it's $400 to replace the window. Oh, yeah, and that's the thing you Tom I'm probably outside they literally tell you like there you you might get your car robbed

Starting point is 01:18:43 So you might as well pay for the fucking the parking? Yeah, we're doing just leaving their windows down now, right? Yeah, we're putting a sign in saying like I'm a single BIPOC mother like do not break my window. That's the move That's what I do. I just say single BIPOC mother Put a car seat yeah Yeah, it's a great place the average at least houses are only a million and a half dollars up there. With no parking though. With no parking. That's great.

Starting point is 01:19:08 We all gotta get out of these cities. I mean, I get yelled at all the time about living in LA. How do you guys live in New York still? The city? Well, we're in Long Island, so we're kind of away from the city. I mean, yeah, well, Giselle's more so in the city than I am. So this question is for Giselle. Yeah, Giselle, you tell us. I mean, I feel like I'm never going to leave. But to talk about parking, I mean, that's like it's the same thing.

Starting point is 01:19:34 Even if you stay at a hotel in New York City, it's going to be the same thing. You have to pay like $50 a night for the parking. For me, I'm not if I paid for my parking in a garage, it would be anywhere from 350 to $450. So I gamble on, I park on the streets. I don't have a new car. So there is no perks to having a car because it's kind of like right down the middle. Cause I just had my catalytic converter stolen. Oh, man. So that's the current. By who, George Floyd's brother? I thought that was just a COVID thing, but it's happening.

Starting point is 01:20:11 There's all these, like the scooter people, the delivery people, they're all like a scooter gang now, and they're going into Greenpoint, and they're just hitting up like the busiest hours of restaurants, and they're holding guns to people and taking their wallets, or they're going into Greenpoint and they're just hitting up like the busiest hours of restaurants and they're holding guns to people and taking their wallets or their who's they this. Oh, I can't tell if they is this the scooter people. Are they the Jews? And when we say they know they're just the delivery people. Or they then. What kind of things?

Starting point is 01:20:46 Because it just feels like we're in the city. We're just flooded with the delivery scooters that are now potentially going away, but they're using them. What I'm saying like gangs is they're showing up on the little scooters and then they're going after people on the like literally on the streets like kit. Like there was a Club or bar that everybody goes to 1130 at night people are outside. They're talking and smoking Rolling up and then robbing them there. So that's a lot of that been going on lately. I'm not in New York City

Starting point is 01:21:17 I'm in Brooklyn Queens area Who are the people on the scooters? Well, it's debatable. It's mostly just young white men, I would assume. Yeah, in Japanese. Yeah, it's totally white young men doing all this. Yeah. Even the cool white men, Giselle...

Starting point is 01:21:36 He's pretty white right there. He looks pretty white, the leader. That looks like your uncle. He designed the mug with the cool white guy. We call this the forgiveness mug is all designed it actually she's from the city she was on George Floyd Floyd's team and She wanted them to forgive each other. So she designed this mug right Giselle We're can like where can I get something like that I'd love to know what's your thoughts on george floyd? Yeah, giselle

Starting point is 01:22:11 She's uh She's not saying uh, you yell at me so you might as well talk Yeah, well the thing is I am I thought it was a tragedy g Giselle is actually backs the blue every step she takes. And she's on Chauvin's side, right? So you thought that he actually didn't show enough force because George was breaking the law that

Starting point is 01:22:37 day. He was on drugs, he had counterfeit money. You said Chauvin went easy on him. What else did you want him to do? My Twitter said that. Yeah. Apparently my Twitter.

Starting point is 01:22:50 Blacked out. You heard her say earlier, she blacked out. She blacks out a lot and then goes on Twitter and then really speaks her mind. It's really crazy, dude. The whole George Floyd thing was just fucking nuts. And it's just like the autopsy says everything. He OD'd. It was a weird ass thing and now it's I feel like they're just constantly trying to kick off another fucking George Floyd and

Starting point is 01:23:12 nobody's down with it and then we're gonna have I think there's gonna be immigration rights I thought they'd be happening by now we're like a month and a half to the next election who do you guys think will end on this? Who do you guys think is going to win? Israel. Absolutely. 100%. There was this thing I want to run by you before you wrap up. There's this cool thing.

Starting point is 01:23:38 I don't know if you heard about it. It's this new religion. It's called Judaism. It's new new religion, it's called Judaism. It's new and old, there's kind of a new testament and old testament, but they kind of run a lot of things in Hollywood. I know you're in showbiz, entertainment industry. I'm not, but yeah. I got this cool hat they actually wear for you.

Starting point is 01:24:02 It's been blessed by what they call a rabbi, if you guys haven't heard. And I did you the favor of actually printing out this paperwork. Oh, it's very hard. How you become Jewish today. I could fill it out and sign your name for you if you want. We have legal loopholes where we could actually do that. But it's cool. You join, you sign up your friends, and then they sign up their friends, and they sign up their friends. It's this cool new marketing tactic

Starting point is 01:24:31 called pyramid schemes. Jews know pyramids are the best, they built them. And then you get it. So if you're interested, I could fax this over to your marketing team and take it from there. That's Xavier Guerrero, he's's our marketing team I'm the marketing guy yeah so I love that I love that like becoming Jewish is like you know voting by mail you just got to send it in is that all it is yeah and if you want to

Starting point is 01:24:58 vote for BB a few times we could send I think up to seven of your votes in. Perfect. And if you have these relatives, they get some too. Sam has a huge following. Is there any way we can get a promo code? Yeah. Oh yeah, dude. I would love a promo code. For every Jew you get?

Starting point is 01:25:16 For every Jew I signed up. Yeah. For the pyramids? Sure. Yeah. It's a promo code. A polyt. You know, that, yeah. Pyramids, Kim! Promo vodah, polyt.

Starting point is 01:25:25 You know, that dance term. Yeah. Now, that doesn't, voting multiple times doesn't sound moral, strictly. How do you reconcile that with? We have a rabbi bless our votes so that they become moral and holy, so it actually rids all sin from really whatever you do. And you can, you can only cast multiples for Bibi Netanyahu, is that correct? Not for the opposition?

Starting point is 01:25:47 What about the opposition? Well, yeah, I mean, for, yeah, really any candidate works. I mean, Trump said he's going to help Israel a lot. So if you want to go to the third party that way you can, but. Okay. Does my vote count more? Since I'm, you know, real too? Well, the thing is, I said you could get like seven to eight votes.

Starting point is 01:26:08 If you vote eight times, you could get four votes because I think you said you're half chosen. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be great. If you vote seven times, you get the eighth one free, right? That'd be great.

Starting point is 01:26:19 It's a little punch card. That'd be great. All right, guys, one more time. Tell them where they can find you so The podcast is called 9-eleven is gay the information show Me and another Colleague of mine have an animated cartoon series political satire called there goes the neighborhood All of our channels are called there goes the neighborhood because it preceded the podcast

Starting point is 01:26:40 But we're on YouTube there goes the neighborhood rumble there goes the neighborhood and X there goes the neighborhood So all of our stuff is housed there Thanks for having us Sam. You appreciate it and true. All right guys. Thank you. Let's break down this episode All right, what'd you guys think? Different different that's a great way to describe it Johnny. What'd you think? They're funny And there's nothing funnier than the Different. That's a great way to describe it. Johnny, what do you think? They're funny. It is funny. And there's nothing funnier than

Starting point is 01:27:13 having an Orthodox Jewish person with a Glock standing over your shoulder. I love that. I've been seeing that. Yeah, for sure. Sorry, Johnny, to cut you off. My apologies. But yeah, that's a great point. It's so funny, dude. When you really care about someone, you shout it from the mountaintops. So on behalf of Desjardins Insurance, I'm standing 20,000 feet above sea level

Starting point is 01:27:30 to tell our clients that we really care about you. Care about you! Home and auto insurance personalized to your needs. Weird, I don't remember saying that part. Visit Desjardins.com slash care and get insurance that's really big on care Did I mention that we care? They're great, it's definitely different show, you know, yeah, I don't we were just talking about it off-air

Starting point is 01:27:56 We've I have since I joined we haven't had like a pure satire guest on before Do you think the closest we've had to that is Sam? Hi? Yeah, no, that's a good point. Yeah, and he tried to do that with us for a while And then finally he got real toward the end like when I felt they were great. I loved it. It's definitely like, you know, I Enjoyed it. I just remember us having someone like that. I'm definitely weird. They're definitely funny It's definitely a fun dynamic is Interesting. I like how she plays this straight woman. Yeah. Is that crazy? She just kind of sits there and like with this, what would you say? Like a

Starting point is 01:28:29 circumspect book. By the way, how old is she? Do you think because she's getting dinner on 9 11? Yeah. I was going to ask that. Like, I know you don't ask women their age, but I'm like, have you aged awesomely? I mean, I have a strong suspicion. She was making everything she set up. So, okay. All right. Respect, respect, respect. I thought it was a strong suspicion. She was making everything she set up. So Okay, all right respect respect respect. I thought was interesting dude. What would you expect from a podcast named 9-elevens? I love it. I think it's funny. It makes me laugh my favorite part is that they had to pay someone to make a Neon sign that says 9-eleven is gay With a friend. I wish I had one of those. That was so funny, dude

Starting point is 01:29:06 We should call them to get a new gold sign, you know More legit one that bigger one from because this one's hard to see the one over my shoulder It is hard and I really like there. So maybe we could um Jared you came on it was a it was a fun weird show, but you you have your book here crooked smile What was it? Well, tell us about it Yeah, well, I was a homeless drug addict for many years. I was on skid row 2011 to 2008 I mean 2018 sort of off and on Seven years seven years you were homeless off and on. Yeah. Yeah skid row for about a year year in

Starting point is 01:29:46 2011 to 2012. So you're tent living? I was tent living in 2011. In 2014 to 15 I was cardboard living. Okay. Yeah. All right. Well, it's a really great. It's very... Is that a big upgrade? I like it because you can you can move around more easy, you know. Which one? The cardboard you can kind of see. You prefer the cardboard. What what well the tent is like now you have to guard a tent you lose the instructions to put it up and down well that's the thing in 2011 you you weren't allowed to leave a tent standing on skid row so you'd have to break it down every morning carry a tent around that makes committing crimes a lot harder because you have to carry a tent with you. So 2014 to 15, I just slept on cardboard

Starting point is 01:30:27 and then fortunately ended up in jail for a while. And that's when I sort of turned it around. I was homeless in the Tenderloin as well in San Francisco. Bro, probably back when it was gray. It was the best place to be homeless, what'd you say, that you experienced? The Tenderloin was fun because there was a lot of like trans stuff where people, like trans were like being trans and then when you got violent with them

Starting point is 01:30:47 They turned into men and then they but they could also mace you So they'd like fight you like a six foot two black guy, but also could base That's my favorite thing there like women until comes fight, then they just go straight crazy Yeah, it's so funny the one what's going on. Give me your money. What the fuck did you say to me, bitch? Yeah, 100%, dude. 100%. So you survived, how long you been sober now? Six years.

Starting point is 01:31:12 And what, the book, is this you surviving? It's the story of growing up with my parents who were both crackheads and heroin addicts and, you know, like I said, one of them was Jewish, so, you know, pretty annoying combination being Jewish and a crackhead and Had a good, you know fun childhood with funny stories and then I came out to Oakland and got on heroin myself and It's just funny stories shooting it shooting heroin So thankful I hate needles I am so thankful you start with something else or did you get right to I smoked heroin for about? Four years before I ever shot it I was homeless on skid Row smoking heroin and then I was brothers or sisters

Starting point is 01:31:51 No brothers and sisters now, so you're alone. You're the only one and you were just fucking railing drugs Yeah, yeah And then I moved to New York City and I went to a needle exchange out of curiosity And they gave me a pamphlet on how to shoot up heroin and that so so okay They helped you progress to needle you yeah I went in there I went in there out of curiosity and then they said you know I said I've never shied up and they said well you can't do it wrong you got to do it right and here's a pamphlet On how to do it so the book talks about policy too. It's like a governmental policy book

Starting point is 01:32:24 So what do you think about needle needle exchanges in well needle exchanges started out as a thing for people to do it. So the book talks about policy too. It's like a governmental policy book. So what do you think about needle exchanges then? Well needle exchanges started out as a thing for people to, ex junkies to sort of hand out needles so people wouldn't spread diseases. And then also the end goal was to get people into detox, into treatment. And then it sort of got taken over by the, all the college grads that came out of college in the 2010s, they're sort of communists and they've never shot drugs and they don't know anything about drugs and now they couldn't get a job and they ended up, it's become an industry basically, the harm reduction industry, which is sort of like

Starting point is 01:32:53 an ethnic cleansing of junkies, junkies and drug addicts. Now what's your thoughts on how California is dealing with homelessness? It's not great. They're definitely making some better moves the last year, but essentially when someone is homeless due to being mentally ill or addicted to drugs or both, giving them like a soft pillow to hit before they hit their rock bottom doesn't exactly help them escape homelessness. I think we should help people escape homelessness, but you'll never escape homelessness if you're addicted to fentanyl. I mean, you got to solve that problem first, and they're finally starting to sort of realize some of these things. But, you know, I saw people get free, I got free housing at one point.

Starting point is 01:33:42 I saw a lot of people get free housing and sell it or rent it out or pimps would pimp women out of their free housing at one point. I saw a lot of people get free housing and sell it, or rent it out, or pimps would pimp women out of their free housing. And you can't free crack pipe your way out of a homeless epidemic. It just seems like, you go, OK, may I get it? Maybe we'll give them the drugs. We'll give them that so they commit crime.

Starting point is 01:34:02 So they stop committing crimes to get it. And then it just, it just makes the situation worse. Yeah. It just makes it worse. And like, I don't know about you. You're sober. I'm sober. I think when you have no hope, it's hard to get sober. Yeah. You talk to anybody that keeps relapsing. It's because they just can't get out of their own way. Yeah. They're super sad. They feel like they have no hope. So you keep banging drugs. You're never gonna ever ever get over it dude. Ever. Yeah. No these government policies are essentially giving you enough rope to hang yourself with. 100%. Which will fix the problem. Ultimately it will just kill all the

Starting point is 01:34:42 homeless drug addicts. But that's not it, that's a nasty way to solve that problem. Yeah. You know, so. But it also gets back to like, when you study, and we'll wrap it up here, when you study, when you study how they treat the Native, what they did to the indigenous and what they did to the black community, it's the exact same thing. Exactly. I mean, they flooded both of those with drugs.

Starting point is 01:35:05 They took away jobs. It just ends up just never works, ever. And it's meant to just depopulation. Yeah. On a different note, I always thought or think there's like a serial killer in Skid Road. Would you think there's someone out there just committing crimes, like real, like, evil crimes?

Starting point is 01:35:27 I'm like, there's gotta be somewhere out there, like, and they're just blaming it on an OD. No one does investigations. You get your little, little... The homeless Dexter? Yeah, type of thing, yeah. Where someone's out there just knowing that they can get their little flakes of killing people

Starting point is 01:35:40 and no one's gonna give a fuck because they're just gonna blame it as an OD because I'm pretty sure murders happen all the time there and no one bats back Yeah, I've seen a lot of dead bodies If you are a serial killer that is the place to go if you want to kill people No one will give a shit and just it's like COVID. They'll just say he died from COVID or yeah from OD or whatever I never really heard about anything like that. I mean, there's a lot of violence and stuff But I think most serial killers want to kill

Starting point is 01:36:03 Women so and there's not a ton of women out there. But I never heard about that, but it's totally possible. Can I ask you a question? In LA now, we have a lot of homeless in RVs. How were they, do you know anything about that? Like the actual, the process of getting an RV? Because I would think that would be beyond their means. What's that culture about? That was a COVID thing. the process of getting an RV? Like what it, because I would think that would be beyond their means. Yeah. How are that?

Starting point is 01:36:25 What's, what's that culture about? That was a COVID thing. So during COVID, a lot of like, like junkie people from other cities got the COVID money and bought an RV and drove to California. Interesting. That's what happened. Yeah. So they bought it with the COVID money.

Starting point is 01:36:38 Well, they send us their homeless. Yeah. It's all the time. Yeah. I've like blacked out on drugs in the valley and just woken up on Skid Row. Like the cops just dropped me off at Skid Row. Check out the time. Yeah, I've blacked out on drugs in the valley and just woken up on skid row Like the cops just dropped me off at skid row. Check out the book. The links are in below description It's called crooked smile. My name is Jared klickstein. Hit me up. If you can't afford it. Hit me up I'll send you or I'll email you a PDF or something. Yeah, we'll make it happen. Go to Samtribute.com

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Starting point is 01:38:57 alright guys enjoy these highlights here's a clip from the latest broken sim did you uh did you see this this was just weird I gotta go what is Chris Cuomo up to what is Chris Cuomo up to gave like a hybrid apology kind of thing to Trump and it's just bizarre I don't know what his game is now you can think what you I think this is a guy who realized he fucked up and is trying to get back I think that he's realized that he like the side that he was in is never gonna take him back yeah yeah yeah maybe now the only hope is and it's like hey did you hear that

Starting point is 01:39:31 the Hawk 2e girl is on her pockets is talking about the OKC bombing find out if that was real or not I which would be hilarious yeah I couldn't confirm that why don't you go listen Johnny that should be your job right I couldn't find it which makes me think it's not real, but Trump He does not have many more full-throated critics of what he says and full-throated. What are you deep-throating? Yeah When you really care about someone you shout it from the mountaintops so on behalf of Desjardin insurance I'm standing 20,000 feet above sea level to tell our clients that we really care about you. Home and auto insurance personalized to your needs.

Starting point is 01:40:11 Weird, I don't remember saying that part. Visit Desjardins.com slash care and get insurance that's really big on care. Did I mention that we care? Did I mention that we care? And yet I called him today because I am ashamed of how we are responding and not responding to the threats on him. And I feel for his family. And I know you can roll your eyes and say, yeah, you must be reading the room choice

Starting point is 01:40:44 and I think it's a wrong choice. Oh Get out the guy that lied to us about everything the judgment business unless it's judging ourselves And you gotta must be nice Chris better and I gotta tell you look at this Chris just got the phone with President Trump I don't know how he got up after being shot in the head and you people who try to mitigate that You need to check yourself buddy. Stop it. Stop it. He gets up bud Bud You should never tell anybody about what they should do after they run their mouth Okay

Starting point is 01:41:18 You were on the wrong side of history for the last 12 years You will you should never judge anybody for anything. We could be wrong for a thousand years on stupid shit like this, and still we won't do as much damage as you did. You told everybody it was illegal to look at the WikiLeaks files. Go fuck yourself, okay?

Starting point is 01:41:42 Now if you come here going, hey dude, I got wrong, I was all wrong, I should admit it's on me He's not he's guilting everybody to take away everything on him. Go fuck yourself. You know else could go fuck himself Collin collard, man. I keep giving this guy a chance Every morning I sucks I tune in it's either that versus morning zoo espn radio There's nothing that like when i'm driving. I just want to listen to sports. And he just today goes and there's just some people that will never accept the the the election results. Get the fuck out of here with the gaslighting.

Starting point is 01:42:18 Con Coward, you owe all your listeners a giant apology for gaslighting them about Taylor Swift all last season you told them they were being like immature dumbasses a bunch of cavemen and everything they said that was gonna happen literally happened that they were just showing you're there for propaganda at the end they'd win the Super Bowl and they would make out the end of the game and then she would become a political talking head and fucking endorse whoever the Democrat candidate was every single moment that became true. There was

Starting point is 01:42:52 not one part of that. I mean he's sponsored. It is, well dude he is, they're owned by Disney Fox Sports. They're owned by Disney Fox Sports It's bleeding into that shit and he's such a corporate hack Like it like yes. Yeah corporate, you know, like damn Patrick is great. He did it, too He was like yelling at his listeners lecturing them about being upset about seeing a woman on like dude No, it's this is bread and circus. Okay, this is meant to take and they know what they're doing when they do that No, because there's dancing for the man Trying to cover up what they know is happening, which is a giant propaganda campaign The only way you get to play in that field where you have a show with like five guys on it one together

Starting point is 01:43:39 It's the only way Johnny, you know It's like so funny like I get so much shit about where I am in my career and they just don't understand how great I love what I'm doing Yes Comedy wise in LA. I hate it. I leave LA. I love it in LA. It's Hollywood It sucks. And so my point is is that it's just like the gaslighting going on in these morning fucking radio shows It's just absolutely ridiculous And for him to like be like you you know, oh they won't accept the election do talk sports Shut up with the politics

Starting point is 01:44:13 Shut up The everything's coming out right now that it's all complete bullshit that election shut up not according to HBO It's just released the documentary this course. They are the course They are the election denier. Of course they are. And then Colin will watch that and be like, it's just a great piece. Well done, thank you. Shut up! Shut up, old man! You're corporate, you're like the vanilla frozen ice cream dude. I don't know how you watch him, dude. To me, he takes his son. I know, I listen to him because his format is well done. It's get to it

Starting point is 01:44:45 But he's like it's like he gets political and he just gaslights his crowd. There is room though for What would you say non-political but honest sports talk? Yeah, if you could get you could just talk sports Yeah, but but in a way that we're when political shit happened You could be honest about like the kneeling and all that shit You know I mean I dude someone should do a Someone should do a man on the street and they should go and be like Nick go up the black people

Starting point is 01:45:16 One lyric of the black national anthem just give me one Yeah, just give me one and see how long it takes for you to get one person to give you a lyric. Yeah, that's it. Outside the word duh, what is a one lyric in the black? It doesn't exist. It's like Kwanzaa. Nobody's really celebrating it except for Krifters. Is the word axe in there anywhere? Yeah, go on. So, okay. Do we have to say more of this? Yeah, it's fun. He barely even talks about it. Now look, I do believe he has wasted opportunities and he has another one now. Who better than Trump? I'm gonna speed you up, Chris. To say we can do better. I can do better. I know he keeps doubling down on his angry rhetoric. How can he not? It keeps working for him. I don't know that it gets him elected. My theory is

Starting point is 01:46:03 How can he not? It keeps working for him. I don't know that it gets him elected. My theory is That he needs to expand. He had a chance to do it after he was the target of an assassination At the RNC. He had a chance to say I know what got me here. It's not gonna get me where I want us to be He did not know Johnny stop it. Yeah, dude. You just can't do it Did we both agree that he was too nice to Kamala in The the debate. Yeah. Yeah, of course he was like nice to Kamala in the debate? Yeah, yeah, of course he was. Like he's saying the exact, he needs to be nicer. And we're like, no dude, you could have curb stomped this woman, maybe you say it in a nicer way,

Starting point is 01:46:36 but there was multiple times to put her mouth on a curb and curb stomp her and end this election. But you didn't do it. But what he's doing here is insidious. See, he's starting by pretending. Oh yeah. And paying lip service to this one idea. Cause he ends with it too. I called it.

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Starting point is 01:47:26 You just blew my mind. When you really care about someone, you shout it from the mountain tops. So on behalf of Desjardins Insurance, I'm standing 20,000 feet above sea level to tell our clients that we really care about you! Home and auto insurance personalized to your needs! Weird, I don't remember saying that part. Visit Desjardins.com slash care and get insurance that's really big on care.

Starting point is 01:47:56 Did I mention that we care? When you really care about someone, you shout it from the mountaintops. So on behalf of Desjardins Insurance, I'm standing 20,000 feet above sea level to tell our clients that we really care about you! Home and auto insurance personalized to your needs. Weird, I don't remember saying that part. Visit Desjardins.com slash care and get insurance that's really big on care. Did I mention that we care?

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