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Part of the Donald Trump podcast sandwich,
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that was the Donald Trump episode. Uh, he's one of my best
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into that right now. Please welcome back Andy Bravo.
Yeah. One week, Doug, one week until we find out if it's over or if it's a new beginning.
So, so this is coming out.
We recorded some Wednesday will be out tomorrow.
So Tuesday is voting day, right?
Am I wrong or is it a week and a half?
It's Tuesday.
Tuesday, bro.
They look like they are taking their shot at rigging it.
It's, I mean mean dude, it's
Really crazy to me. What are your thoughts man? I mean, I'm seeing all this crazy shit on Twitter about these numbers about busing people in
It's crazy to me, dude. I don't think they have what it takes to rig it this time
I really don't.
Because last time they had the scamdemic and they had like a hundred million ballots in
circulation and they hired ballot harvesters and they did all that crazy shit.
They had all that and plus they had 51 former intelligence officers claiming that that laptop
was Russian disinformation.
That so that was huge.
Apparently I don't know the numbers were like if that like swung the votes like
17% or something like that.
Is that what they said?
Yeah.
Yeah.
17% 17 or 19.
It's always something.
One of those two.
Yeah.
Even if it was 5% that's huge.
No, yeah.
Like 2% would have been enough. Yeah. What happened to those former intelligence
officers? Why don't they get thrown in jail or something? Why is anyone get thrown in jail for
anything anymore? It's like throw somebody in jail. We got to have, we have to have law and order.
Yeah. It's like you could just, you could just find some bullshit off change the course of us history and
You're not accountable for that shit
It's gotta be there's gotta be some kind of fucking penalty
There's gotta be some and you know what I wouldn't be surprised if Donald Trump has
every one of those motherfuckers on a list and it's just waiting to go after them man because those guys
Anybody who signed that shit went to the parties
dog
Yeah, well, I mean the party thing is so obvious right now
It's like people you don't even need to hear from are like checking in looking like they're in a hostage situation
Like what was last time like Leonardo DiCaprio like came out and endorsed the price like that, dude
He's in Italy sweating bullets
Wondering if he's on any of these these videos of just people running a train on them. It's just crazy to me, dude
yeah to think that there's videos out there of
Celebrities getting butt fuck
At a ditty party yo
Yo, just
I mean god the craziest one eddie is alex jones talked about this that that
Arnold schwarzenegger there's a video of him
At bohemian grove just walr sing and a blowbang a bunch of dudes
Well, you know what he is he just just came out today and Kamala Harris.
So any, any celebrity at this point that comes out and endorses Kamala day went to party.
Okay. But dude, it's even crazier than that. Cause now he's also in another picture with
guess who bro? John Podesta. he's in a picture with John Podesta
and they've talked about how they're rebranding climate change to pollution so it's no longer
to be like oh the the you know it's getting too hot now it's gonna be like there's too
much pollution so that's how they're gonna try to to get us. That's smart. That is a good move. They
were saying that climate change. She wasn't working dog. It wasn't working. They were
smart of your grandma from like 70 years ago with your grandpa when they were in their
twenties and they're at a beach and the beach looks exactly the same as it does today. Yeah.
Yeah, exactly. And then yeah, there's a, I mean, how many pictures do you need to
see of the stats of Liberty from 1905 and then to 2024 and it's the exact same thing.
Ah, you know, the crazy thing is, you know, you know, a million percent, we know that
one side is demons and then, and then 50% the other side like damn is
Are we being fooled by Trump?
If he really just a shill is he playing good cop bad?
But if this all theater but then when you break it down if it's all theater that would mean all these lawsuits are fake
All the Russian hoax was fake all the rape charges were fake. No way that shit was fake and
Dude, if Donald Trump was a shill
He didn't he doesn't need to bring up climate change
You know what I mean, but he brings it up
He's like it's all about their third talking about this
The sea level is gonna rise a quarter of an inch in 500 years who cares about that
For him to say that it's the climate change if you've been following the Illuminati as their number one fucking thing
Number one thing.
And Trump is like all against it.
So to me, that tells me he's not a hundred percent, but damn, I know
Kamala is a thousand percent demon.
So we have two choices.
You know what I mean?
That the demons would rather have you give up on all politics and not, and
not just think everybody's fucked because they don't have to worry about you because
You gave up you gave up every I was I was blackfield too. I gave up
I wasn't paying attention to politics for fucking decades was all I was doing was looking at the 9-eleven or 9-1-1
Where the fuck I was looking into the Clinton Chronicles. I was looking at the chemtrails
New evidence on JFK. I wasn't up on everyday politics. I didn't know who the governor was on my own
I was like, it's all bullshit. It's all bullshit. They're up because you look at clinton
Demon and then you look at the bushes demons. So i'm like, oh my god, they're both demons
So i'm not gonna pay attention to I didn't know who the speaker of the house was. I didn't know one fucking senator
one governor at all and then Trump got me back into politics
Trump got me into daily politics now I know governors I know mayors I know
fucking congressmen I never knew that shit before but god damn Trump got me
back into it so you know people that like I was, I gave up on everything. I thought
it was all bullshit. The bushes are demons. The Clintons are demons. Obama's a demon.
I thought I was, I had hope a little bit in Obama. I remember Joe said, you know, he might
be the real deal dog. I'm like, you think so? You think so? And I like for a week, I
was like, okay, maybe Obama's the truth. And then you find out real quick right away. Like, oh my god, he's CIA. Fuck!
It's all bullshit.
But now you better be in, they don't fear,
the demons don't fear the Blackpilled guys, the guys that have no faith in anything and it's all theater.
It's all theater. They're all Zionists. It's all fake. It doesn't matter.
Yeah, they love those motherfuckers because those motherfuckers aren't, they gave all Zionists. It's all fake. It doesn't matter. Yeah. They love those motherfuckers
because those motherfuckers aren't, they gave up on everything. But the people they hate are the
ones that believe in Trump. And they're like, damn, they're like, these motherfuckers have hope. They
have hope and they want to put people in jail. They want to put me in jail. They want to put me
in Guantanamo. They're worried about the people with hope. They're worried about the people that
believe in Donald Trump. They are not worried about the people with hope. They're worried about the people that believe in Donald Trump.
They are not worried about the people who think Donald Trump and everything
is all theater and it's all fake.
And they're just pretending to hate Donald Trump and Donald Trump is
actually working for them.
They love those people because they don't have to worry about them at all.
Yeah, it's interesting, dude.
I mean, we have looked in the past where,
let's say people were a part of the system and then they kind of change. I mean, there's a big
discussion that Putin is like a part of the system because he was a part of the, uh, Clintons,
the Clintons, like he had to get Clinton's green light to basically run after Borsh Yeltsin. And
now he clearly is not part of it because he's
starting the bricks whole thing, which is anti what the whole establishment is now,
which is the federal reserve and the fractional reserve banking. Uh, you can have discussions
whether Putin's a part of it, but he seems to be on the outside. Would everyone agree
on that? He doesn't seem to be a part of this whole thing or am I wrong?
I mean they they are all against him. So generally the rule is whoever the deep state collectively
is against maybe they're the maybe there's like some goodness in there.
Maybe I say can I just say briefly how do you send all of that money to Ukraine without
the bad guy? You know, I mean, if he doesn't exist, where, where, how's that? How do we get all that
money to the arms manufacturers? There's always got to be somebody on the other side, you know?
So I think it's just like, I'm confused. What's your point? So as your point, they propped him up.
What was the what's your point so as your point they popped them up yeah, they pro it That's your opinion Johnny that he's been propped up. I'm that's okay. Yeah. Yeah, I think so
Yeah, I mean that doesn't mean he's not a good guy
He could be totally he could be totally a solid person
But I mean if they want you know if they wanted to take Vladimir Putin out he'd be gone
Wow
Castro they got Castro Vladimir Putin out he'd be gone Wow Are you kidding they loved the red scare that was their favorite thing that was fear poem for decades and decades
Why do they do so many attempts on his life? Well, I mean, do you really believe that do you think?
Look who they sent dude. It's like you always say when they want you dead you die
You think they look who they sent dude. It's like you always say when they want you dead you die
They sent Mickey Mouse like organized crime guys down there to try to kill and they didn't send the real the real guys
Well, that's what I think about about the Trump assassination if that was really a CIA he'd be gone
Yeah, when it's you know if
Like I don't know shit
So those are some valid points like why don't you run the second again easily be it could easily be yeah, we
the controllers they need a Fidel right there and the controllers they need a Kim Jong-un over there because
Sure, it's pretty obvious that Kim Jong-un is very important to the power structure because it makes China look less evil.
So you want them, they, you want them, you want to create the most evil regime dictatorship totalitarian so that your country looks good.
Cause where are the people from North Korea escaping to they're escaping to
China. So like China is the promised land. So I think
they like that. And guess what? You have two funds who props up North Korea, China, China
controls North Korea. It used to be controlled by Russia. Russia gave up on it. But North
Korea I think was strategically put together. They're like, we need a fucking crazy dictatorship
to make us all around and look good.
You know, and I think that's maybe what Cuba's Cuba's like.
They let Fidel Castro just just let him do his shit.
And then we look we look like the fucking promised land compared to fucking Cuba.
So it could be that you would maybe maybe that's the way it is with or or or with they could do that with the
old cast but still they're still enemies enemies with fidel and i go you know what fuck fidel but
we'll let him live because he's good for us but fidel's like fuck you i don't know it's hard to
fucking tell it's Putin good or bad fuck i don't know i don't know i mean he's KGB how is that good
so i don't i don't know i don't know i don't know how it's running he's KGB. How was that good? So I don't I don't know. I don't know. I don't know how it's running. I'm just guessing. But I do know one thing for sure. You got to always go back like I don't know who the one thing's for sure is everybody on that Pelosi Biden Gavin Newsome site. They're all saying the same shit. A million percent state a million percent. So now is the other side. Is that a trick?
Or there's like we don't know but at least there's hope on the trump side at least there's fucking hope
You know what? I mean, that is it. I I if you go what why do they hate trump?
I think he represents another faction that's trying to run the white house compared
to the old fuck faction of George Bush death cult, which Kamala is an extension through
the Clintons, the Obamas, the Biden's, the Bush's, the, you know, that's why I think
and, and there is a part of me that thinks that we had this guy named Jeremy Ryan Slade on and he talked
about how, you know, the, at the end of, um, the Roman empire, they just installed a kid
basically and he was like a placemat and they gave him a stipend. That's what I think they
want to do a Kamala. I mean, she obviously cannot talk like it's, it's unbelievable how she can't bam like you can't bet yeah you would think
you would think they would say okay okay sit this bitch down and explain policies to her it's just
like get her to memorize like when they ask you're like what are you gonna do about the economy
don't fucking say oh i'm so glad you asked me that question. That's a good question. Like shut the fuck. You're glad you're being put on the spot. So like why don't they, why don't they like sit her down and say listen if they ask you about the economy, they this say that how are they letting it almost?
Sometimes it seems like they're doing it on purpose. Like this is this is just a throw the fire
Oh, it's just a deep program people like we already won. We already won
It just it's just like the fucking plan dog
We already if the plan is real the plan from four years ago that's real
from six years ago if that plan is real this you got it takes years to deep
program people so it seems like this is a program and this is all like like if
we knew like the real story the real story is I do we already got these
motherfuckers but in order we can't do this without, uh,
waking up at least 70% of the population.
So we got to keep making them do dumb shit after dumb shit after dumb shit.
And yeah.
Okay.
What's the next dumb shit to wake people up?
Okay.
Have Kamala say, I got a good one.
Have Kamala say that we'll give prisoners murderers,
rapists, we'll give them free sex changes in prison. And I'll be like,
Oh my God, go, go, go.
I love that shit. Okay. Next one is like, yo, okay.
Let's get Kamala to say that it's going to be legal to take your
children and chop their
dicks off.
I'd be like, yeah, yeah, that's beautiful.
Everybody, no one's going to be down for that.
So it seems like it seems like it's so bad and it's so retarded that damn are, is this
like, are we in like in a reprogramming phase and like the people do that cuz she's so bad
Like they've asked her numerous times on high-profile shows
What would you do different than Joe Biden? She's like, ah
Hey
And that's all she can she has nothing dude
Time you like talk to me guys. What
do you think I should say? Give me something. I, especially now with this garbage thing
where it's so weird. Just talking before the show you came on that it looks like Joe Biden's
trying to kneecap this bitch. Like any moment he can eat ease. I like you saw them doing
the, uh, the Obama and him talking near a fountain and they did rip lip reading and it was like, uh, he's like, I would have done better.
And nobody was like, yeah, you would have done better.
We should not do it very well.
Like it's so obvious he didn't like this plan and he, he wanted to run.
He's like, I would like they interviewed him one time.
He's like, I would have been better.
I could have beat them.
And everyone's like, oh dude, you're supposed to hear it sticking up Trump
Do you do you think if they would have that Biden in he'd be doing a little better than Kamala or you think?
I'll be doing just as bad. You know, I mean he would be doing bad. She's just doing worse
Like he would do worse than Biden
It's hard to do worse than Biden when Biden was all that, you can't do worse than this fucker.
But you know, you know what's worse than Biden is if if we really are in some
kind of reprogramming phase for the sheep and everybody that's already awake,
it's like, yo, just go along with it.
We just got to wake up the sheep.
We have to do this. We can do this with we need 70% of the people right now.
We're at 40 away. We
need 70. So just go along. We're going to do dumb shit after dumb shit after. And another
dumb shit is like, how about we fucking just pull Biden out the fucking mix. No, no, no.
We have Biden debate Trump. He's going to sound like a retard. And then we pull up,
we pull up like unconstitutional, we pull them and throw
Kamala in. I would be like, yeah, so that's ultra retarded. That's more retarded than keeping
them biting it. You know what I mean? The fact that they just just said, Hey, Biden, you're not
president or more Kamala is going to be that was going to happen. I thought that would already
happen. I thought they were gonna 100% do that
But I think they pushed back. I think he's like no, I'm not leaving
I'm not I bet they wanted I bet they wanted Michelle in the plan was we put Kamala in for like a month
And we and I think Michelle's like dude out of my running. I don't give a fuck
I'm not running because dude if if Michelle ran
a fuck I'm not running because dude if Michelle ran all you're gonna see her jungle just be too much if she wrecked me memes with her fucking meat just
hanging through those white pants on the Ellen show you know what I mean and
then they're gonna say that's a deep thing that's a deep thing like that's a deep thing. Like that's not CGI, bitch. That's your dick. That's your dick.
Ellen show. That's not CGI. That's not face swap. That base real shit.
Based on the, uh, Biden saying, huh, all the, all the Trump's people are garbage. Uh, how
good does Tony Hinchcliffe look right now? Cause that killed any of that.
Like we got to take out Tony Hinchcliffe.
Now, now that, now that, that, that Biden said that they have to let that garbage thing
die.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you know what?
You know what?
If Trump wins, Tony Hinchcliffe is the greatest comedian of all time, dude.
What if he loses? But if he loses, if he loses because of that, he's gonna, dude, they're gonna, he might
get shot, you know what I'm saying?
There's no, he's never gonna lose.
Dude, he won't lose because of Tony's stupid ass joke.
The only way Trump loses is if they rig it, and you don't think that that's possible.
And I'm like, that's on the table.
They're doing everything.
They're taking some losses, but I just think they're going to do whatever they can.
I mean, they're like, we've talked about a thousand times on the show, but it's like,
oh, it's going to be two weeks till we know.
It's like, why are we using computers for at this point?
Like what's the point of using a voting machine if it's going to take two years to count two
weeks to count and everything.
It makes no f***** sense to me.
It makes you.
Yeah.
You can use it in a computer.
It should be.
Yeah.
I mean, there are people do that.
Like I.
OK, so I was not I wasn't planning on voting, but when seeing all these neocons line up
behind her is kind of making me think maybe I should vote.
So I just got,
I just ordered an absentee ballot yesterday for North Carolina. They're still taking like
requests for about, so they still have to mail me a ballot and then they'll get a week
after the election or something like, and they have to count that vote. How long does
it last? Do you agree, Johnny, that you shouldn't be allowed to vote one, cause you're annoying.
Okay. Two is because you're getting it in too late. I mean God knows do you agree?
Yeah, that was a joke, but you know, yeah, but you got if it's in too late
I mean if you're gonna go have absentee ballot, uh, you got to do that shit like a month before
This complaining about this is how they're gonna open the door to online voting get ready and then that I mean then
It's so easy it's just paper balance it's so easy
No, they we've always done the country's do it go back to that though that it's too much money in it
well, if if the goal is to fix the election process which is there's only
one way you can't have you can't have computer shit it's like going to Vegas
yeah I thought you meant like rig yeah yeah like goal is to rig it yeah yeah
so if you want to make an election, uh, rig proof, you, you can't have any kind
of electronic shit and though it's gotta be all paper ballots, water, Mar your fucking
voter ID. All you fuck ID. Like what all that fuck ID is so simple solution to half of this
shit.
Uh, uh, uh, Elon Musk has tweeted that Costco makes you have an ID. You should have an ID
to vote. It's crazy. That's another thing. That's another no brainer. That's another
no brainer. It's obvious. You know, I'd be like, of course you have, I did. You want
to vote. If you don't have ID, you shouldn't be allowed to fucking vote cuz you're retarded
Doesn't have an ID like what retard doesn't have an ID
You have an idea and you you want to vote
Like you like, you know what you know nothing, you know
Feel responsible to vote
You know, you don't have an idea, but you feel responsible to vote.
Well, you know what the argument is. So shit.
But you're like, I got a vote here.
You're like, your house is on fire.
You made your house up first.
You know, the argument is that it's minorities and the poor are
don't have IDs, but that's the dumbest fucking thing.
Get them IDs in.
I mean, that's everybody has IDs.
We all has IDs. Well, I have ID
people used to say oh
TV is never gonna cuz everyone's on their phone and everyone's online you say oh my god TV's gonna die go
No, poor people still watch TV poor people don't fucking the poor people have iPhones
Okay, poor people are online people that can't speak english are online
nobody's watching tv no more i bet if they knew the real numbers for tv i bet the real numbers
are like nobody's watching tv nobody i bet there's nobody watching tv not even old people or like
it's only on at the airport that's it you add You add a bar some shit, you know Maybe yes piano is the only thing because sports you want to watch live shit
So yeah live shit's always gonna say it's sports is it but then if you don't need it live
Like why who is watching something on mbc at 8 30 on thursday? It ain't
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You know, it's like nobody's watching tv. I don't think anybody is I think it's a fucking a ghost
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You still see people like, especially in LA, just still worshiping at that altar to try
to get something going. I mean, you would think there would be more work than ever
with all these studios and all these streaming sites.
But it's almost like we're going back to way back today
when there was only four channels.
We're going to have Amazon, Netflix, Apple, and who else?
We got one more.
Hulu, maybe.
I don't even think Hulu's on it.
It's Apple TV, Amazon,
Netflix and H Max Max HBO max.
I think maybe dude, that's it, dude. That's it. I mean,
if you're not in one of those good luck, Hulu's trying, but I think Hulu. Oh yeah.
Disney Disney is going to be the only one, even though Disney keeps taking L's,
they just keep going
It's just but you gotta look at you gotta look at the big picture. The big picture is
There's independent journalists all over the fucking place now with YouTube and now
So it doesn't matter like what in regards to getting news you can get you find
People you trust.
Everybody's doing that shit. But what the eighties and nineties I had that we don't
have anymore is the power to create superstars and acting and the music because empty, there
was no internet. You just had MTV. And the goal was to get your video on MTV and have it be
A hit and if there was a hit on MTV you are like this
Rockstar that's so unnatural
It's so unnatural that you're just like this fucking hero
Because there is no internet and everybody's watching MTV everybody watch MTV everybody was in the Guns N' Roses
Everybody was in the Motley Crue. Everybody was into Nirvana. Everybody was in a Nine Inch Nails. So it creates
this like, almost like this rock stardom that is not supposed to be happening. You know what I mean?
But people are like now people are like, oh, there's no more Benz. Yeah, because there's no
more MTV because the internet made everything step. Now, you know, oh, there's no more bands. There's no, I go, yeah, because there's no more MTV because the internet, internet made everything step.
Now, you know, there's, there's positives.
Now you could be your own band and sell your own shit online
and have a couple thousand fans and you could pay your bills.
But nobody knows who the fuck you are.
The only, the only, there'll never be like Guns N' Roses
ever again. There'll never be Guns N' Roses ever again.
There'll never be Guns N' Roses ever again because there's no more MTV.
But now that you start telling me that everything's again, it's starting to happen again.
It's just Netflix, Hulu.
Now there could be like if there was an MTV on Netflix,
like there was like some kind of show on Netflix that was going to highlight all the best music,
then it kind of starts on Netflix that was gonna highlight all the best music, then it kind
of starts again now, right? Now it's like now because the last, I mean there's no bands no more.
It used to be in the top hundred on Billboard, the top hundred, most of the artists were bands.
Now the top hundred in Billboard Billboard now dude there's no band
it's all single artists yeah there's no bands are gone like the last band was
like Kings of Leon, Interpol, Five Finger Death Punch, Imagine Drag, there's like five
bands but in the 80s and 90s dude bands were so fucking huge and so popular that
there was fucking rehearsal studio
Network because there was so many bands and all these teenagers wanted to be advanced that you could it was a good idea to
Open up a rehearsal studio where you could have bands come in and they use yours
You have like nine studios and you can bless them. Yeah, it told but that's it don't happen no more
There's no more bad and if you're in a band you. And if you're in a band, you're dude, if you're in a band,
you are never going to be that rock star that you dreamed you'd be. It's impossible.
There's no more MTV. MTV is the reason why there's rock stars.
It's MTV and the radio.
Well, before that was radio. So radio blew you up.
And then when, and then when video killed the radio star,
yeah, video is like radio, but with visuals, you know,
cause the one thing the radio had is like everybody in your fucking
city was listening to the same song at the same fucking time.
You guys are all listening to this song at the same fucking
time.
We don't have that shit no more.
The only time we have that is like when we're watching football or baseball.
That's the only time we're connected.
Game of Thrones.
That was it.
That's it.
Breaking bad.
That was the last one.
Game of Thrones was the last one.
Well, we're all listening and watching this shit at the same.
That's what radio, radio is magic.
And that's if you want to radio no more. Think about this. The world series between the Yankees and the Dodgers I think
got 12 million people watching it. 12 million dude. That's not the country of like 380.
That's like one Joe Rogan episode. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I mean there are other reasons for
that. These sports Yeah. Yeah, but
I mean that that I think there are sports reasons to that people have tuned out of this world series Especially because they're just tired of the fucking coast, you know dominating media coverage and that too teams are unlikely
It doesn't get any more classy. That's better than like the the diamond back
I mean, it's better for it's better for Yankees and Dodgers fans. Yeah front front runners
Yeah, it's better for the front runners for sure the okay
Johnny sad cuz we took his first base. Well, you you kind of vacillate on this cuz sometimes you're like, yeah, dude
I'm so disgusted by the way, the Dodgers are just well, I don't like the Dodgers are talking
about getting so dough. That's just overkill and it's not fun. Yeah. And you said that
about I remember you saying the same thing about Ohtani before they got him. No, I was
happy with it. No, you I remember you saying you were like, I love the world. All right.
Oh yeah. He's having a weird one, but who cares? Cause everybody else is just murdering
it. Is he neat? But wait up. Isn't he caught up with some gambling things where he was All right. Oh, yeah, I'm having a weird one But who cares cuz everybody else is just murdering it is in the void up
Isn't he caught up with some gambling things where he was in with the mob or he?
23 days all his friends down the river. Yeah, I gotta bring up old shit
Bro, his friends gonna do the minimal amount of time and he's gonna come out and have the fattest bank account
That guy is gonna to be so rich
when he gets out. He's going to go back to Japan and just be a hero because he got to
keep Otani out of American jail. Oh yeah. That guy's that guy's gonna he's going to
be Japanese royalty. So before we go any farther, let's get into jujitsu overdose, man. What
is going on? How's it looking? Are we excited? Am I gonna be the only white belt there?
What's going on?
Well, jujitsu overdose is my attempt to create the ultimate jujitsu
Experience right? That's my attempt. So we're having all my shows
I produce a lot of jujitsu shows and I ate show I try to make it the best I can
EBI combat jujitsu shows and I ate show. I try to make it the best I can. EBI combat jujitsu worlds, Medusa,
which is the female combat jujitsu lead and combat jujitsu Mexico. You know,
I'm doing combat jujitsu because I feel it's the most entertaining form of
jujitsu. Sub only jujitsu, but you could smack a guy in the face,
break his nose, break his orbital.
Sub-only jujitsu, but you could smack a guy in the face break his nose break his arm. Oh my god
All my shows in Cancun in December every night a different show first night combat jujitsu, Mexico Which is a qualifier to get into the shows days later then and then Friday, but do so
That's the female combat jujitsu show. It's gonna be chicks smashing faces then Saturday's EBI
That's the that's the original OG,
no strikes in that one. It's just some only jujitsu, but it's still amazing. And then Sunday,
the final night, Combat Jujitsu Worlds, 16-man tournament, dudes doing high level jujitsu,
but smacking each other in the face, keeping it real and making sure you don't do any stupid shit in jujitsu.
And you know, it's going to be four straight nights in Cancun at Planet Hollywood, all inclusive.
It's a 2k for the whole thing. And we're going to have seminars during the day, John Jack Machado,
Gio Martinez, Boogie Martinez, every day at 11 in the afternoon at Planet Hollywood, five,
Boogie Martinez every day at 11 in the afternoon at Planet Hollywood five
five-star resort all inclusive free food free drinks and
So there's a seminar every day and then at night there's a different show and then also late night
Sam Tripli is gonna be there doing comedy. I wanted to bring out comedians that the dude you just do you she can go blank I she can go bling. I'm going to go up.
Leonardo, Joni's going to come up.
Oh, Leonardo is coming.
Oh, she's coming too.
Oh, I'm so excited.
That's great.
Oh yeah.
It's going to be, it's, it's going to be amazing.
So if you want to go, you want to witness this, this is in December.
It's about a month and a half away.
Go to Jiu-Jitsuoverdose.com.
She's not your blessing overdose.com and they reserve your, your, your spot.
You know, you gotta, you know, you gotta have some extra money for that.
It's not that cheap.
You know, it's two K, but it's great, bro.
I'm so excited to be there.
I mean, I'm a white belt.
I had a great training session today.
It was like, when you start training something
and you get it, you're like, oh, this is so cool.
It's so cool.
But the hardest part is you-
It's always cool to practice putting human beings to sleep.
You may need that in real life.
It's an amazing sport.
Did you see the video where some African immigrant, Johnny,
did you see that
where he's like doing something to a little white girl and this guy runs up and just murks
him?
Johnny doesn't believe any videos.
Johnny, that was a hundred percent real.
Yeah.
I know that was real.
What did you set up the camera for?
No, no, I was his, uh, I think it was his dash camera on his car.
Cause he said he was in his car and he was driving and then he noticed that he pulled into this place and got like a weird vibe
and then looked up and saw this guy attacking this girl and I can pull it up here.
I pull it up.
I want to say and what while you find that Sam we got some dates tinfoil hat comedy coming
to yeah dude we're doing Super Bowl weekend
Ohio yeah
Here we go, right. I have it on my thing. It's uh, well, it's no
Columbia I got oh, sir. Hold on Johnny. We'll do that right now. I'm sorry. I thought you're talking this
February 26 as February 6. We're do we're at the Columbus funny bone
Listen, if you want to come to that show, we need you to grab tickets early. They could technically
decide, Hey, we don't want to do the show. If a certain number of tickets aren't sold
by that. So if you want to come, if you want us to come to your places and you're in the
Ohio area, please grab a ticket early. If you, if you're going to come to the show,
grab a ticket early. We got one show to come to the show, grab a ticket
early. We got one show at 7 PM. Then the next night we're in Pottstown at Soul Joe's, one
of our favorite places to perform. We're doing two shows. Obviously first show stand up.
Second show is at 9 PM. That is Swarm Tank. You'll be able to do both of them by one,
buy a ticket to both at a discount. And then again again we're going back to the dojo the dojo comedy at Morris planes and we have two shows stand
up for show uh uh uh swarm take second show and here's the thing um dude it's like it's
it's it's it's such a blessing to be able to play at these places. And Eddie, thank you for saying such nice things
about the dojo on the-
I love the dojo.
It was awesome.
I love that place.
You know what?
I was a little worried.
You know, yeah, I got a club.
It's upstairs in a restaurant.
And I'm like, yeah.
And then when you get there, it's amazing.
It's so awesome.
It's, I love that place.
Dude, you crush.
It becomes a, it becomes jiu-jitsu overload.
The whole crowds jiu-jitsu people and Eddie is just murdering.
I gotta go.
Oh God, I gotta follow.
I gotta follow jiu-jitsu Jesus and Eddie when he's so focused could fucking crush the room.
It was great, dude.
And you know, it's so interesting because Joe's like they should build build a jujitsu. They should build a dojo out in Austin.
Like we want to do that.
That's kind of our goal.
We want to find a great idea.
Are you kidding me?
That's a good idea.
That's our goal.
We want to find a small room, turn into a dojo and build it from there.
Little, little, little kill box room.
That's what we want.
It'd be amazing.
I think that's the, that's the move right there for sure
Here it is here's the video
Johnny take it down until it starts then we'll do it again. It's do it. It's pretty crazy I want you to catch the bit. I'm just gonna mute it
Okay, cuz I will pretty crazy. What are we watching right there? That's the end of the video of someone
Okay. Yeah. Yeah the guys up here you
The guy's name is Andy Murray
Rogan follows him so I don't he must he might be in in Rogan circle of people you can see those his dash camera
It looks like maybe
Oh, yep, you're right. There's his car at the bottom. Yeah
Yeah, oh no, no, he put his he put his phone up you're right. Oh, he knew he was gonna go kick ass
I guess that's so crazy
Position this. Oh, here we go
Wow what's going on oh wow
there we go, dude. Get your little suit. Mountain. Wow.
He, this is Andy Murray. He writes, there's always time for open mat.
Jokes aside though, as I drove into the car park,
something felt wrong.
My instincts kicked in and I quickly put on my shoes,
ready for whatever might come next.
Then I saw it, a girl caught in a nightmare,
cornered and under attack without a second thought.
He's flattering himself there.
I sprinted towards them.
My focus only on stopping this guy in his tracks
with a surge of adrenaline.
I intervened, pulling him away and holding him down.
Run, I called to her and she did not hesitate
dashing off the safety.
Once he was out cold, I tracked her down,
making sure she reached her destination safe and sound. Tonight, I got to be her unexpected
hero. That's Andy Mercer.
That's so cool.
Congrats to him.
That's jujitsu right there. The art of putting someone to sleep quickly, effectively, scientifically,
no guesswork, you know exactly how to do it. But every day in training
That's why you learn jujitsu and anybody could do a kid's fucking do it old ladies do it, you know, so it's I love it I love it. My body just I gotta I gotta
You know kind of like pace myself, but I love it, dude
You think you'd be black belt you think you would be black belt now? I mean like if the wheels fall off
That's the only way I know
Already you would have been black belt already if you would have started me what maybe oh dude years ago
No, no, I mean I mean my buddy Johnny wood or I mean Johnny wooded
Scott Scott Ross we went to Eddie's original school and Scott has a school and he has 10th planet
Ventura right now
Yeah, you you you you came in like 20 fucking years ago. Yeah, dude
Man, I wish I hadn't done drugs
I wish I would have done that dude. I wish you would have been a black belt like for like 10 years already
Yeah, dude, would have been I love it. I love it. It's fun. I want to be.
It's never too late and always remember no matter how many days you're in and jujitsu, you're that many days ahead of the whole world.
Cause the whole world ain't training. So if you've been training six months,
you're six months ahead of the whole world. If you've been training one year,
and you know how time flies, time fucking flies, and that could be bad.
Time flying could be bad, especially if you're not doing anything productive.
Time flying is bad, but if you're doing something productive, time flying is good.
Cause then you become a master at whatever you're putting your time into.
So I agree with that.
I'm just going to fly no matter what.
If you're not doing anything productive, you're going to, that's, that's a bad
thing, but if you're doing something productive, or even if you have kids, like, you know, my son, every year I get older,
go, oh my God, I'm 54 now. I'm like, but he's 12. You know what I mean? So I, every year I get older,
I get a year back because I get to live that year with my son. Like I get to live through his 14,
I get to live through his 15, I get to live through his 15, I get to live through his 16,
now I'm fucking 60, but at least I get to experience my son at the new age, at a year older.
So you get something back when you have kids, as you get older, you get something back.
If you're doing something productive, like jujitsu or real estate school, fucking flies make time fly a
Beneficial to you instead of a detrimental
Yeah, I agree with that whole hardly, uh, that's why I do it I'm it's the one thing where I'm just like I'm not gonna push I'm not gonna be like
I'm just gonna kind of take it as I go, you know, usually I'm so consumed with just mastering
something that it almost paralyzes me.
And with Jiu-Jitsu, I'm just like, I'm just going to.
I can't explain it.
It's like the most, it's so different than anything
I've ever learned in any way, even like math.
Math, it's just like Jiu-Jitsu is just like incremental. You learn little things,
little things, little things, little, a little bit more, a little bit more, a little bit more.
It's like the craziest thing. It's a bottomless pit of so many moves and it's just like finding
out what your body can do, what your body can't do. At least that's what I've learned so far.
And I've just thoroughly enjoyed it. That's beautiful. You could take it just like that.
Even if you just went to class, I tell people that they're afraid. Just go in and just hang out and watch. No one cares.
Just go in there and watch. And then eventually you're like, damn, okay, it's not as crazy as I
thought it was. And then I thought it was going to be a bunch of douchebags. Here's a bunch of nerds
and a bunch of sweethearts. Let me, let me jump into class. Just go in and watch. Even if you just
go and watch your head of the whole world.
Most of the world ain't even watching.
You know what I mean?
Watching it is better than not watching it at all and not doing anything.
So you take it as slow as you can.
It doesn't matter how slow you go.
You're still faster than the whole world.
It doesn't matter.
Just show up and do what you can.
You're not trying to fucking be a world champion.
You're just trying to fucking be better than the rest of the world. If you need to be, someone fucking threatens
your wife, your kids. It's nice to know that you could just put them asleep nice and easy.
Because if you don't know, you ain't going to know how to do it. If you don't like how
you're going to do it, you don't even train it. You got to train it. You got to master,
but it's anybody can master kids, master it. kids out there there are eight years old dude it's so crazy to see these kids doing it and
then they then when they lose you forget that they've come back to their children
and you see them that it's like good to see the emotion uh I want to get in some
with you I I fell for it or at least I believe I fell for it
Elon Musk relands the
Rocket I thought it looked fake
I'm like this is the fakest shit I've ever seen and then people sent me a video that they shot of it landing down
From way back and I see a bird fly across the video. What are your thoughts on that?
The Elon Musk space rocket it's either they're they're filming it in reverse. It's bakery or,
or they are like dropping a rocket from not so high.
And it's not like, and then, you know what I mean? Like it's,
is there a rocket that you shot up 80,000 feet?
And then it's coming that, you know up 80,000 feet and then it's coming that you know fast it's gonna be coming down
from 80,000 feet and and then the the rockets the the fire doesn't turn on like right to the
right to the end and then it like like if that's real if it's not filmed in reverse
then I think I need to see proof uncut unedited that that rocket was coming from 80,000 feet,
a hundred, probably 120,000 feet.
And all of a sudden it's, you know how fast
it's going to be coming down and the rock,
it seems impossible.
The only way it seems legit if it's not filmed in reverse
is if they're like just dropping off the rocket,
like, you know, rocket like you know at like
a thousand feet or whatever a couple thousand high enough you can't see it i got some footage
here for you eddie uh tell me what you think this is not what is hot staging and why does
it gotta be uncut if it's not uncut it could be anything come on we only do here right
lower stage while it's still running although this might seem ridiculous There it is. I mean you can see it. This doesn't look real. Yeah, that's it.
Hold on.
That right there could easily be filmed in reverse.
That could be fake easy.
Johnny, why are you there?
There are hundreds of people around.
Like this right here is just some guy.
With his phone. You can see there's people on their boats here. There are hundreds there are hundreds of like I mean people around like this right here is just some guy
Uh with his phone you can see there's people on their boats here
They were right there like how high was that rocket was that 120 000 feet up? Uh, like let me see if I can find
Drop it and then they have like a a thing that catches it I could see that like a magnet how fast
Let's do the science how fast is that rocket dropping?
I rented a 17.
It's required to stop the fall.
That's a good video.
Let's watch this video.
This guy's 5 miles from the launch pad, he says.
And he rented a camera just to
do this for the purpose of
recording the whole thing.
But unless it's unedited, it be anything like that's it's going up, but this is going up johnny
Is it going up? Yeah, and it's gonna come back down. He's recording the whole thing. He says
Now he for art's sake, I guess he did some editing here, but so it's not uncut
He said so this is coming back at the 50 miles of altitude now. he has no way of knowing it's 50 miles. Of course. Whoa. Now this is what CGI. So hold on. So this is what we're
seeing fall Johnny that recaptures. Yeah. But it's all edited. Like it's that there's
that proof that could be wrong. There are people with their iPhones. I saw the exact
same thing. The exact same video with a bird coming by it seemed I mean
People video this people in Mexico saw it like they just it
There's no proof that it came from a hundred and twenty thousand feet is what I'm saying
Okay, but how could you how could anybody prove that it went that high? I mean by looking at it
You know I'm saying I don't I don't know how you prove it
But we need the proof just because you can't prove it. Don't like, I don't know where that's, you know,
that's just so crazy to me. So what's happening? Johnny brought it up. Like we're looking at some
that we have never seen before. So we might not understand it. Like I'm with you. I'm with Yeti. It's like we have to see it on clouds passing in front of it
And then it hits the it's the retro thrusters or whatever the rocket
Well, okay. Let's just say this if it was real if they were able to launch a rocket and then land it again
What is that proof?
Nothing exactly nothing, but this is super interesting though it's like how this thing lands and it's just
Johnny what captures it is the way the flames work oh this is just one landing
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And like, what's the point of like landing it?
Oh, it's gonna save money.
Like you guys really give a fuck about saving money.
You give 19 billion a year to NASA and they have nothing to show for they have
nothing when you look up the the accomplishments of NASA and all the
trillions and trillions of dollars they spent the only thing that they they
accomplished is they're claiming they invented velcro
That's it But so and we know everybody from there. So they're in front of a laptop like what do we do it?
What are we doing with all this money? Oh, and they say the same thing super generalized
They go oh, we're working on
Scientistical stuff and we're working on getting back to the moon and then from there
We're going to Mars and beyond the solar system
They don't say nothing they don't say nothing else to the moon and then from there we're going to mars and beyond the solar system and beyond
they don't say nothing they don't say nothing else so they've been instructed don't get technical and specific with shit all right we keep this money coming in just say we're doing
scientific shit and we're trying to get to mars we're trying to get to mars okay we're
into fucking mars i i believe maybe maybe Elon doesn't even know that
All that shit's fake. I think like like his own scientists are probably going Elon
Oh, yeah, we're still working on going to Mars. We're gonna go to Mars. We just need more money
We just need that money coming in because okay, we're building the Rovers right now
But we need we're a little low on cash that rocket to fucking Mars gonna take two months to get there.
So we're gonna need a little more money in law.
Eli Eli's of course, we're trying to get the Mars.
You know, what do you need?
It writes the check.
I think you don't probably don't even know.
That's what I think.
So I think they're they're fooling Elon.
Like nobody's going to fucking Mars.
Okay, no, let's go to fucking Mars.
When you're a DOD employee, you just kind of go along with it, right?
I mean, what is your take on Elon?
I mean, it's kind of conflicted, right?
Because we're kind of hoping that he is like into free speech and all that stuff.
Whitney Webb is telling us the opposite of that.
I think there's, like I said before, there's two kinds of controlled opposition.
There's controlled opposition that knows their controlled opposition and there's controlled
opposition that doesn't know their controlled opposition.
The kind of controlled opposition that doesn't know their controlled opposition, sells it
better.
They're better salesmen because if you don't know your controlled opposition, you think
you're doing the right thing.
So you're really, you're passionate about what you're saying.
So that's way more powerful than, than controlled opposition that knows they're doing the right thing. So you're really, you're passionate about what you're saying. So that's way more powerful than, than controlled opposition that knows
they're doing demonic work.
They might just like, they're not, they're not going to, they're
not going to be good actors.
They're going to, it's not going to sell it.
So it's always better to get someone like, like, for instance, when the,
when the FBI contacts Facebook, they tell them, they don't go, Hey, listen, we're trying to fuck
Trump's trying to drain the swamp. We're trying to get him the fuck out of here. So tell people
that it's Russian information and censor this motherfucker. That would be, that would be
retarded. The way you do it, you, you calls up or all the, the Facebook exactly. Listen,
you want to save the world, right? You want to save, you want to save the world from Russian
disinformation. There's a lot of Russian disinformation coming through.
Trust me, I'm intelligent.
So you want to do the right thing and save humanity.
You want to save democracy, don't you?
And then that would be smarter
because then the people at Facebook go,
oh my God, we got to save democracy.
And they'll be all into it,
thinking they're doing the right thing.
So they're more passionate about it.
So I think maybe Elon is one of those guys like Zuck too.
Like, like they're just like, yo, you're, you want to do the right thing.
We're trying to get to Mars.
We're going to, we're going to let you, we're going to hire space X to go to Mars.
You want to go to Mars for humanity.
And then he also, yes, of course we do.
We want to go to Mars.
So I think that once the problem with the controlled opposition that doesn't know their controlled opposition,
yes, they're more passionate, they're more believable because they're actually not lying.
They just go by what they're told and they think they're doing the right thing and they're saving
democracy. So that's powerful. They can convince people way better than someone who's like,
damn, I'm really betraying humanity. I don't know if I want to do this.
than someone who's like, damn, I'm really betraying humanity. I don't know if I want to do this. So,
but when controlled opposition that doesn't know their controlled opposition starts waking up to certain shit, they're going to turn on you. And I think that's what Elon is. Elon is like, is like,
Whoa, okay, I'm involved in some crazy shit. They sucked me in. So I'm hoping that's what I'm hoping
he's not a trick. I'm hoping he's not a trick.
I'm hoping Elon is just, he's just waking up and he was controlled opposition that didn't
know his controlled opposition.
And I think that's what happens.
Just like I think Tucker Carlson was controlled opposition that didn't know he was controlled
opposition and he thought he was just doing the right thing.
He's working at Fox.
The rules are promote Republicans, demonize
Democrats, your Fox. That's what you're supposed to do. They don't have to tell the Fox pundits,
the whole story. They just say, just go with the Republican. That's all you need to know.
Just go with the Republican. So they do that. And then Trump comes in as a Republican and the
people probably in the Illuminati going, Oh, the people running Fox going, Oh shit, motherfucker.
Now we got to back this motherfucker up. So what do you tell?
Like Tucker Carlson and everybody, uh, Gutfield and all those guys like, Hey,
listen, I think you got it. I know we're supposed to be backing the Republicans,
but not this dude. Then they go, why not this dude? We're supposed to,
he's Republican. What are you guys talking about?
I think Tucker was.
Is control was controlled opposition.
I think Fox news is controlled opposition.
And a lot of the people that work for them don't know it's controlled.
They're just like, Hey, we got hired.
We're supposed to say good shit about Republicans and that's all we're going
to do and then little by little years, they go out and they come out of the
closet and they, they called Arizona too quickly
for a, for Joe Biden and shit.
A couple people in Fox for sure.
They know the whole story, but it's not a good move to let everybody know the whole
story.
Like what you're on a need to know basis, your job, you're on Fox is promote Republicans.
That's that's all you need to do.
Just say good shit about Republicans.
The problem is that Trump claimed Republicans.
So now they're now Fox is like like what do we do? Fuck Fox like damn because Fox is just really the left
But they needed they needed the other side just so it didn't look so off balance
So they just gotta say real quick. So so Tony does his joke about Puerto Rico within minutes of him doing it
Tony does his joke about Puerto Rico within minutes of him doing it. Kamala Harris has a whole presentation about how she loves Puerto Rico.
It's like instantaneous to the point you go, did they know about it?
Now?
Now you got me in on it.
Is that what you're saying?
No, I'm saying like somebody told maybe them about here's his speech.
Is there anything you can latch onto?
Um, here's the story.
So now if he get,
he had the, they had to have seen the set, the real question is how much money did Tony
make on that speech? Cause they offered 50 cents, $3 million to sing there. So I mean,
what Tony get anyways. So now Trump is in a dump truck that says Trump on it like after Joe Biden did the garbage thing
It's like so crazy to me
Yeah, they had it they could have ran wild with that Tony Hinscliffe thing and they kind of did
But now that Biden like counteracted it by calling Trump supporters garbage. Nah, I'm not even like now they got to shut the fuck up
It's so crazy. So today I listen
There's such a great revealing going on between these old elites people been famous and rich for a long time
They're calcified in their heads. I can't tell you how many people I talked to they know famous people who just can't compute Trump
One of my favorite comics look at that dude
this truck is an honor
that's how do you like it's so crazy that's actually that's not a no that's
a real video ready man it's a truck is in a yeah yeah I'll bring it back up in a
dump truck yeah yeah he showed up to a rally and in a garbage truck a garbage truck
The McDonald's McDonald's worked for him. Why wouldn't this McDonald's thing work? He's a brilliant troll
Yeah, I mean he's like a troll on at the level of a genius
He is the best at trolling that we've ever seen that at the as a pod showed up in a garbage truck. Oh
My god, I thought that was AI
Garbage truck.
Oh my God. I thought that was AI.
No.
Hey, have you guys seen the, have you guys seen the picture of Kamala on in
her, uh, McDonald's outfit?
You guys see that that's fake.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Going around that.
That's fake.
Yeah, it is fake.
It's they put her head on a white chick.
Yeah.
It's so funny.
Yeah.
I mean, why would, uh, God, just the dumbest thing to lie about
having worked at McDonald's.
It's so dumb.
It's so dumb.
It's so dumb.
So, so, you know, these guys are all calcified.
These old, uh, entertainers.
One of my favorite comics all the time is George Wallace.
He's the funniest fucking guy out there and he's now tweeting about Russian collusion.
Like they're the Russians are going to collude to affect our our election, which is seven
year old disinformation.
Where has he been?
Where have you been?
Where have you been?
He's old man.
That guy's George was his oldest.
Fuck right.
But here's the thing, dude.
Here's the thing.
Rachel Meadows now talking about it. she's back at it I mean like
how do you do that she's a liar that's how you do it she's a disinfo agent
she's a big artist Johnny what's the latest on your flat journey not not flat
yet well I tell you what I will I will go Based on this journey to Antarctica
I is is the way I'll go if they go if if if Austin wits it goes down there and says that he saw the sunset
Then I will become a flat-earther immediately and if he goes down there and says that he saw the Sun circle the sky and he's
Re-evaluating then I will I will remain
Isn't it kind of weird though
that you would think like,
just the fact that there's a debate going on, right?
Just that, you're on the streets.
You're on the streets which are with like the fucking streets.
There's no TV.
You're on the streets with gangsters, right?
And you're like-
All the time, yeah.
The fact that there's a debate,
the fact that you can't just
show someone a picture of earth from space and go listen piece of shit this is earth is round it's
a ball they can't do that they got you got to do some other shit you got to go to Antarctica you
got to go you got to always reference some like fucking aristocracyeles from fucking 800 AD where he had a fucking stick
and they still do this Neil deGrasse Tyson goes oh they figured it out they figured we were on a
ball aristoteles whatever the fuck his name is uh you know a thousand years ago we put a stick
and on at noon and then 800 miles away another stick and then the earth then we're on a ball they still say that it's crazy and but the fact that you can't just hold up a
picture of the earth from space and go it's a ball you piece of shit you know
that you can't do that you can't do that you got to go okay we got a we got the
angle there's all this
debate. There's all these everyday hours and hours and hours of debate on the street. You
be like, Hmm, you guys been lying dogs. You guys been lying. There should be, there should
be millions of pictures of earth from space with the moon right here the sun over there everyone has like there should be millions of
pictures of earth from space but there's zero right there on the streets people would people
would die on the streets with that with that shit with that argument there would be dead people on
the streets and wait a minute there's where's the where's the pictures? No pictures. No pictures. Did we give you fucking billions and trillions of dollars for satellites?
and spacecraft
You can't get one fucking people would they would they would get buried with they'd get thrown in a lake with seaman shoes
What about the japanese? Uh satellite that joe rogan brought up a long time
That that's all fake. That's all fake.
That's all proven fake.
There's videos on it.
It's all there.
There are no pick.
That's why that's why in all these debates with like professor
day, they never bring that shit up.
Professor Dave.
I love that.
He's a professor.
Dave calls him professor Dave.
You're like, he's not a professor.
It's like Joe Biden. You're like, you're not, he's not a professor.
It's like Joe Biden. You're like, you're not, she's not a doctor.
The fact that there's people making money, trying to debunk flat.
The fact that anytime mentioned flatter, YouTube puts a fucking label on it.
That should tell you right there on the streets, the streets that's all you need you if you got a
Label on your video you're over the target. That's fucking kindergarten street shit
That's kindergarten Street. Why when you put you could
Punch in right now on fucking YouTube
You could punch in the history of flat earth by Eric du Bay and that video won't come up
You have to scroll down a hundred fucking videos
You put you to word for word and it doesn't come up. I
Doesn't come up. You know what comes up is a ton of
Produced anti flattered videos to debunk it
They don't even give you what you're asking for what you're typing in right there on the streets
Dog on the streets your debt your debt
Right you see that I I got I went three for three on reptilian
Wikipedia warnings on so I did Joe Rogan
I did Monton and then I did who was the other one that I just did? And they were, Oh, uh, uh, Shane Cashman show and each one YouTube put a
Wikipedia warning about reptilians under it.
Oh my God.
They got reptilians too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Reptilian labels.
Yeah.
Reptiles are, you know, the funny thing about the reptile thing is you would
think like, Oh, reptilians, that's so crazyile thing is yeah, you would think like all reptilians
That's so crazy. You don't I mean there's reptiles. You don't think they're smart reptiles out there. I mean, there's smart mammals
We got mammals. We got all kind of mammals. We got all kind of fish
You know some so yeah, there's degrees of
What octopus smart as fuck? I think you don't think they're smart reptiles out there
I'm like, how is that so far that that there's smart reptiles out there. I'm like, how is that so far fetched that there's smart reptiles out there?
And why do they feel the need to put reptilian warnings on people?
Like, why are you warning us against that?
Like what let's why if someone believes that does that mean anything?
It's so crazy to me.
Are you protecting?
Who are you?
You know what?
If there's reptilian, I'm going to, I'm are you protecting? Yeah. Who are you protecting? If there's reptilian,
I'm gonna, I'm gonna check that shit. If there's a reptilian label, yo. Go to, go to my Joe
Rogan episode. Yeah, I'll pull that right now. Go to my Shane Cashman episode and go to my
Matan episode. I think that's how you pronounce his name. Monton. What is that? M-A-T-A-N,
put M-A-T-A-N. Sam Stripley. Rogan they pulled it off of the Rogan episode on YouTube pull off the Rogan one
That's so funny, dude. It was totally up there. They were getting shit for it. That's why I'm sure that's why yeah
I mean, how crazy is it that you can't find go to my Instagram? I screenshot it each one of it
Oh, yeah, but that could be fake Sam
Go to my Instagram. I screenshot it each one of it. Oh yeah. But that could be fake Sam. How crazy is it that you can't even now search Rogan even though they said they fixed it
Rogan and Trump and find it on the I mean anywhere. It's just doesn't show up in search
results. What is there. What are they doing there. You know I don't understand why they
would hurt their own business. Yeah. Well and you heard Trump say that soon our Pichai
has been calling him personally and sucking up. Oh, there it is. There it is. It's your Instagram, right? Yeah. Yeah.
But I also put that guy's, you got, you did that guy's podcast. How did it go? Yeah. Oh,
you know, he's 17. He's in with the master. What does that mean? Oh, you're the master.
I got you. I saw him. Thank you. I thought you thank you Some like dark thing or something like a bad guy he didn't try to
Like it seems like his style is like Zach Galifianakis where yeah
I do exactly what he tried to do, but I knew that and I had a great time. So it's like
Who is the deal?
He he tries to be like kind of a troll while you it's like an anti interview
Kind of like the edited or does he do it in real time? Like does he he does in real time?
I mean there were some jump edits in it
They cut out a lot of shit
But like that is it like that Bobby chick or the big tit chick that one that was a plant how she just interviews all stupid acts like you don't know who you are you're
like oh you're you're Drake I don't know what you mean I'm you you think I'm a
magician like that it's kind of like that right well that chick is garbage I
mean like talk about somebody just push to the front I have nothing I mean she
just she got famous she just abandoned her family. That allegedly that's what they're saying. Now she's just on a dick hunting tour, you
know? And it's like, it's kind of crazy, but yeah, I mean, he's funny, dude. He has some,
he got famous off of like lighting up these only fans models and then he showed you. And
then it's just like all just, he's like a super troll, but, but as soon as the show's
done nicest kid you ever met becomes a 17 year old. It's like a super troll but but as soon as the show's done nicest kid you ever
met becomes a 17 year old it's like the weirdest thing ever really yeah he's like super like
oh what you're not going to live long you're like are you wishing death I mean no no I
know it's death on you and that's like cuz like hey man thanks for coming on my show
I'm like okay all right all right cool I mean I Cool. I mean, I don't care, you know
He's like Ali G my buddy my buddy produced a show
So he asked him come on and I was like, okay, we'll could just go do it. It's a good time
I enjoyed is he is he red pill? Is he a conspiracy theorist? I
Mean the character wasn't a conspiracy theorist. It's like they're always in mode like he's really laid back
He's like, thanks for doing my show. I appreciate it. Thank you so much
Um, but we didn't get too deep. He asked me some conspiracy stuff, but I just was like we were just playing
a game
Yeah, okay. Okay. Yeah. So yeah, it was fun, dude. It was fun. It was a good time
So, uh eddie, we uh, we have a couple days left do you think
a shenanigan like did you think it would be worse by now did you think we'd be having immigrant riots
and all this crazy shit by now is that sign that the mechanism is not there do you think the riots
come after if trump wins then the riots happen what are your what are your thoughts on that
come after if Trump wins then the riots happen. What are your what are your thoughts on that?
Those are very good questions. Thank you. I don't know the answers to either of them and yeah there should already have been riots or maybe they thought you know what if we do the riots first
that could fuck the election it could backfire so let's do it after if we, we'll just save the rock. I don't know. I don't know
I don't know what I'm thinking. The Eagles are gonna storm on January 6th. Oh
shit
January 6th. Yeah, isn't that when they're supposed to do the inauguration and all that isn't that the whole
With if Trump wins or if if Trump wins they don't wins now now the left, now the left will go storm January 6th.
And then we like, you guys did it to us and it'll just be like,
it's like this joke I have right now that I'm doing that does pretty well.
It's like, like who's the civil war between the right and the left.
It's going to be rednecks versus furries.
Like who's it going to be behind versus queers for Palestine?
Like who, who, what is this fight going to be?
Like I like, I, like we
really, we didn't understand what was happening with the Antifa riots. We're just letting
a bunch of rich beta cocks fuck up our city. And then some kid shows up with a gun and
Kenosha and puts everybody like in their place. And everyone's like, Oh, that's how you handle
shit. You just show up. You start popping everybody. It's like, it's, it's just, I think
the mechanism for them to do it is done
I love that when they're like, yeah these fucking
Venezuelan gangs are taking over these fucking apartment complex a bunch of american gangs showed up and like hey dog
It ain't happening like that. I think they're fucked. I I personally think they're fucked
But we'll see why I think the internet got away from them and they're just you know they I just don't think they have what it takes
there's just not enough time to make it happen I think if they didn't have
control by now there's no it's like if there's just no way I think it wouldn't
be it wouldn't be this close you know, I mean, it's probably gonna be a landslide
But the fact that there isn't riots yet and they have it and a little everybody's jumping ship
I have one of my students. He's a Iranian, you know, our mom piano player
Yes, I'm mom dad his mom and dad and his sister and his brother super super liberal always
like talking shit on him for, um, being a Trump supporter always. And they're all Trump now. They all
flip. They all flip. I think it's happening. It's very rarely going the other way. My girl's
mom, I mean, when we recorded cash dies the other day, we recorded for like 90 minutes
when I walked in there, she was listening to Kamala Harris talk Kamala Harris
I'm sorry. Someone got into my ass brother. And then when I came out 90 minutes, so she's still listening to Kamala Harris
I mean, there's just some people that just I mostly went there Kelso video you showed of what's her name on Twitter?
damn Pearl something and she just went out and talked to mostly women like why they're voting and
90% of them are just like yeah
It's mostly women's issues. They just seem to I mean that they're one issue voters plus women
And I tried to do that joke in la I was in austin. I got to do the big room at joe's club
And I just had this bit about how fucking like white women are ruining the election by being like a single single issue voters
It's like I want abortion. It's like I can want to bosh. It's like, I can't afford
my groceries. What the fuck are you talking about, dude? We can't afford a house, man.
You're worried about take a plan B, take a money shot, try anal, do something, fix the
economy. We're going to war. Like what are we talking about? Yeah, like there's should
abortions should not even be something that even exists
We have plan B Alright, if you get raped that sucks really bad
It's one of the most horrific things that could ever happen go to the cops report the dude and then get to
Plan B's the next day
Why you got a logic on to why to why to it's just in case I'll pull up. Oh, oh
You want to wait see it
you know what let me rephrase that if anybody if you have if you have intercourse and
someone has
They climax inside of you take plan B the next day
Two of them. That's it. If you should even have to do someone blast inside of you, women
should have plan B in the bathroom. Like bathroom attendants have breath mints where you can
just grab one, pop one in, wrap it up. They make you, they make a lot of women sick. Those
pills. I mean, to be fair, abortion abortion abortion makes me shit. You know what makes me sick.
Johnny expensive oranges. Okay. How about that. That makes me fucking sick. I'm tired of going
to fuck get a meatball sandwich at Subway and it's 20 fucking dollars. That's makes
me sick. So we all got to pay a price. Yeah. All right. So Sam instead of growth instead
of tamp tampons in the girls bathroom plan B b is that what you're that what you're saying tampons there too some of the ladies need it yeah it's really simple
you know there there shouldn't even be abortion clinics you just have plan b yeah everywhere
affected sex don't wait five months why are you waiting five six months yeah why do you do it
you get it like the next day if you order order a cream pie with a, you get a
cream pie, you get a side of plan B. That's how that's it. And then it's a close or if
you're a guy in it from behind, you just insert it in the bar. Just insert it. The plan B
in the butt. You know, those things happen though. Common breaks guy doesn't tell you
to condom breaks and you're, you know, you getting that pregnant. What do you do about that?
Yeah.
A couple of no Johnny stop ruining our funny time.
Okay.
Please.
Which John, you're telling me you're telling me this girl doesn't know when
stuff's coming out of her vagina.
They know when you know, you don't even have to, you know, he could
jizz on her ass or something, but if, you know, I mean, you can still, there's
no pre-cum, you're talking about the you can still there's no pre come about the pre come
You're talking about the pre and this is dangerous talk dangerous. Thank you
Dangerous talk. I'm in on it raw dogging should be made illegal
Yeah, unless married you're gonna lose luck on that. You're losing Sam fast
Like you know, you know
They make raw doggin illegal? You know, you know
companies are trying to pull that
Why don't we just make it illegal?
Why don't we make it so you have to use our product?
We're gonna give you a ton of money
We're gonna give you your own island next to Jeffrey Epstein
Just take this fucking
Just take our money and outlaw
raw doggin
Dude, can I tell you, I just watched this movie
Conclave, spoiler
alerts for Conclave, you guys probably don't want to see this, right?
It's about them picking a new pope the
It ends on a movie. Yeah, it's a movie and it's all about the political process
Like the machinations behind selecting a pope and then in the end they end up accidentally picking an intersex person
Like a trans you find out the end
Of course, I mean you got a shit on the fuck. Yeah, it's the Vatican
So you get a little wiggle room on that thing go fuck themselves
You know every movie dude, even a movie about the fucking Pope is it's like they're putting that shit in it
You know like am fucking nuts, dude. It's nuts Eddie dude. This has been great
Anything we didn't cover? Hey Johnny if I send you a
90-second commercial would you jitsu? Oh, is it too late to put up or is this live? No, no
No, of course in there now put whatever you want in there. Yeah, we run it right now. It's 90 seconds
I'll throw it up if you let's run it you want to run it right now. Yes, right it right now
Oh
All right
Who do I send it to you Sam? Yeah. Yeah, just if you haven't your phone just text it to me that number
I sent you the
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Is it on your website I can pull up the website is it on your Instagram?
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Dude that's so cool. Oh, yeah, it's gonna be amazing. How are the like? Okay, so the guys that maybe their jujitsu is a little weaker
But they're great strikers. How do they fare in this format with the
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Slows down
Stalling which is ironic or what is that slows down stalling? What is that a dichotomy?
but uh
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You know people get knocked out too. So, you know, it's the best form of jiu-jitsu the most exciting the most entertaining plus we're gonna be
Five nights. It's gonna be incredible. It's badass. Um, oh
Damn, dude, that's gonna be so crazy
It's gonna be so crazy it's gonna be nuts dude I'm excited
every night at end of the stand up jingle bling sam purple leonarda joni i'm gonna jump up there
and tell a couple dead jobs I love I love that you who hey you you called out, you called out Kalan on the show.
I love Kalan so much.
I did buy Kalan, I didn't buy him.
That was the best.
What did he say, what did he say?
I don't think it was enough money for him,
which I understand, but the free vacation
and all that entertainment and if you like Jiu Jitsu,
we don't have a million, hopefully this year
we're breaking even, next year we're gonna build, we're gonna do a million, you know, hopefully, you know this year we're breaking even next year
We're gonna build we're gonna do it ever we're gonna do it every year and try to build it like Coachella and then you know
Once we get like, you know 500 to a thousand people going yo
Everybody's getting paid and everyone's gonna be happy. You know what I mean? So because it's expensive
It's 2k for the whole thing. Plus you got to buy your own plane ticket too. So it's not cheap
it's not cheap.
It's for people that have a disposable income
and just wanna blow their money on a crazy.
Hang out, watch your jitsu get weird in Cancun, dude.
Exactly, exactly.
Dude, it's gonna be crazy.
Now we allowed to leave the,
is it gonna be fun in Cancun?
What's going on in Cancun?
Is it cool?
Is it laid back?
Yeah, I just stay in the resort Everything's at the resort me too, dude
You don't need to leave the resort. Yeah, we don't need to know where the donkey show is we're gonna say we're gonna say
Yeah, the resort is good enough. It's right on the beach. We got pool. It's you don't need to leave
I've been to Kenco. We've been doing these shows there for the last five years
I never leave the resort because you leave the resort, you know, people like
to have go on adventures and let's go on the fucking mounds.
Like, I don't need any of that.
I just need, I just need the resort food.
The, you got the beach right there.
If you need a clear crystal clear water, if you want the beach, you could jump in
the water or you could just hang out by the pool, free everything's included you know i never leave the resort i've never
left the resort ever i've been there like nine times well i love you buddy thank you
for jumping on here the last second to go to uh go what is it you're gonna go to uh
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I'm kind of sad. I'm the only Mexican not going to Mexico
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Then February, we have some January dates coming.
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Want are we gonna fast or not dude? Oh, yeah, we got okay, so we're gonna do the fitness challenge again
Well, you see I like the idea of having a goal
Then defining the steps we take to get there. I just want to have a goal,
like a body fat or I want to drop 20 pounds, but I just don't know if I'm trying it. It's
really fucking hard for me. It's like really hard because I'm lifting too, but I would
like to get the one 85. So let's say, I mean, I'm fasting. The problem with fasting, Johnny is this, I, I don't eat late because,
you know, Joel Staley's like, let's do, let's do like, um,
18 hour fast, 18 hours with six hours of eating. I would even go 20, right?
With a four hour, four hour, uh, eating window. The problem is during that window,
I become a trash can. Okay.
And I'm just throwing everything I can into my mouth in that four hours.
I mean, it's like Thanksgiving day dinners, birthday cakes, right?
You name it. I'm in my kid's food. Oh, you're not going to eat that. Boom.
I'm eating that like, dude, so I need to figure this out.
So I need to do a combination of like fasting
and counting calories.
Do you have an app for that?
There's apps like MyFitnessPal Life.
So I do, I was doing that for a while,
but I got to get back to it.
You just scan the label.
We had Christopher on, he told us fasting's not good.
I think he has a little bit of point,
but I do think controlled eating
and not eating all the time is a good way to go.
Yeah.
Do you want to do it, Johnny?
Well, I want to do, I think let's, I think we both could realistically lose
10 pounds before Thanksgiving.
Okay.
I know I for Thanksgiving.
Yeah, I could do that.
Okay.
All right.
And if we don't like one of us does some, what we buy the other dinner or something
like that, I don't know the dinner.
How about this? Well, I have, we got to go. So listen, okay next Friday. Are you in town? Yeah
Yeah, no, I got a wedding. I'll be in town, but I got a wedding with Danielle. Okay. Yeah, we got to get this pizza
We gotta go eat at this pizza place. I don't know what you're talking about micro micro guy bought us a pizza
micro
So down down the micro dosing guy.
Okay.
Uh, he bought us a fat fucking, you know, uh, what's it called?
Um, gift card for this expensive restaurant down the way from the, the.
Well, yeah, yeah.
It's really nice.
I've eaten with my buddy.
I've been with my buddy there. It's really fucking nice.
You can talk business and stuff and go down there and do that. Yeah. I'd love to. So maybe,
well that would, that would defeat my idea then. Because my idea was that if one of us
doesn't hit our goal, then that's the person that buys dinner. Like the dinner that we
end the fitness thing with what do you
think of that yes if one of us doesn't and then if both of us do it we just
split it but if I could get down here dude if I can get down to if I can get
down to 10 pounds weigh yourself I get down to 195 I'd be the happiest guy ever. Well, what are you now?
205?
I'm about 203, yeah. Okay, and I'm like 188 right now, probably 18.
I can get down to 193, dog.
I'd be the happiest human being on planet Earth.
All right, well, but let's say 10 pounds, though.
So go weigh yourself.
When are we gonna start?
Because people are gonna hear, let's say Monday we start. So go weigh yourself. When are we gonna start? Cause we, people are gonna hear it.
Let's say Monday we start.
Okay, Monday we start.
Okay.
Monday that would-
And everybody can join us.
Tell us if you're gonna join in.
Yeah, on Twitter, at Broken Sim.
October 21st, Monday.
And then we will end this thing right before the holiday,
right before Thanksgiving, the 27th, let's say.
And if we'll weigh ourselves on the 27th, if you have your
holiday early, then end it.
Okay.
I'm in, but we ourselves on the 27th, if we've lost 10 pounds by then, then we
both win if one of us hasn't, then the other, that person pays for the, whatever
dinner we have to celebrate and being done with this thing
After how about that?
I'm in dude. Gentlemen. I'm in. All right, I'm in cuz that way go
Pow trying to get there. I'm in I'm gonna see you weighing yourself, right? You're not gonna cheat Johnny
I I why would I cheat? I don't I could just see you like putting lead weights in your pocket or something
Oh, dude, I want to get get, I would love to be 175.
It's never going to happen, but I would love to be 175.
That would be my dream.
I just, I shouldn't say it's never going to happen.
I've done it before.
I've lost like.
I want to get down to 175.
I could be 160 and not without pro.
I could still lose weight at 160.
I know.
It must be nice.
No, I mean, I do. I mean, I just grew 160. I know. Oh, it must be nice. No, I mean, I just
grew up. I was really thin. Nice. Although I've put more muscle on lately. All right, so we got
that settled. Do you want to hit the news real quick? Just a couple of- Yeah, let's hit the news
and then let's get out of here. Most of it is. Let's get out of here. I mean- Sorry, we haven't
recorded in a couple of weeks. Sorry, everybody. Sam has been going around promoting and you know
how it is. It's hard to get on the same page. out of town it's uh Johnny's on the farm milking cows we don't have milk I'm about to do Rogan if I don't get
bumped by camel toe yeah you're about to do Rogan I'm on the farm talking to cows uh same same
um did you hear about this chess grand master that was busted for cheating?
With anal plug?
No, no.
That wasn't him?
The one with the buzz in the butt?
No, he didn't have a buzz in the butt.
Are you sure, dude?
Because one of them had a buzz in the butt.
He had a butt plug in.
Yeah, so this was before.
I think we talked about before where he got the buzz in the butt.
Is that a real thing? This was a before I think we talked about before where you got the buzz in the butt
It's not a real thing Yeah, was there a I'm asking Chad to be a chess player who?
used some kind of
Buzzer up his bum to cheat at chess buzz in the butt bum in the butt
You know, it's come on now buzz in the butt bum in the butt. Yeah, come on now bum in the bar
Let's see 2022 controversy involving chess Grandmaster Hans Nieman
Nieman was defeat or he defeated world champion Magnus Carlson in a high-profile game Carlson expressed suspicions
The internet exploded about vibrating devices in an unusual place
But this theory has never been credibly
Supported by evidence so I was cheating he was cheating in the Godfather method I would say he had a cell phone hidden in the toilet
It sounds like so and he just kept taking these really long toilet breaks between chess like chess moves
And they're like this guy keeps shitting all the time like what is his problem and it turned out they go in the bathroom?
They find his cell phone and he's been writing notes down and stuff and but is that I mean like
People are that smart person. That's a pretty dumb thing to do. It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard
There's so much he blames it on autism. That's how much of a piece of shit. He is his name is Kareel Shevchenko
Kareel He is his name is Kirill Shevchenko. Oh, Kirill. Kirill.
Kirill.
Okay.
So, so Russians are naming their kids after black people.
Gotcha.
He is currently 69th in the chess world rankings.
Oh yeah.
That's about to fall.
And I think he's in big trouble.
It sounds like so big trouble.
Little China.
She knows a classic. Uh, yeah.
Hey, I wouldn't call it the, uh, yeah, it's a funny movie. Yeah. Johnny, if you, if you
fucking try to say I like that big trouble and little China wasn't a classic, then this podcast
is done. That's a classic Johnny, a classic, an all time great, a masterpiece of comedy.
No, I love it.
Yeah.
No, I love it.
I like her.
Don't you dare shit on a big trouble Lil China, cause you're gonna have big trouble in your
vagina.
If we keep going.
I was going to say that it's just, I would love to go back.
It's one of those movies I'd love to go back and watch and see if it holds up.
You know what I mean?
Cause I mean those 80s.
No comedy really holds up.
Very few do.
Dude, even the ones that I think I was kind of modern still, if you go back and watch them now,
you know, some of those late nineties, like American pie and stuff, it's still the acting.
Yeah, I can't believe humping a pie doesn't hold up to modern.
But to me, that was life when I was in high school, bro. That was like, I mean, I love this.
I love you. I love you. You're the best, Johnny.
Those movies, man, every day.
You're the best.
You're the best. So did you see every year the best. You're the best.
So did you see this Kansas professor, the scumbag?
This is what he was telling his class, his college class.
This is why we have to do something about education right here.
There are going to be some males in our society that will refuse to vote for
a potential female president.
It's so dumb.
Females are smart enough to be president. It's so dumb. Females are smart enough to be president.
That's so dumb.
We could line all those guys up and shoot them.
They clearly don't understand the way the world.
Line all those guys up and shoot them.
They clearly don't understand.
First of all, I'm gonna say something.
I think you just covered up him saying the thing.
Just one second, listen, I'm gonna play it.
Smart enough to be president. we could line all those guys up
and shoot them and they clearly don't understand the way the world works yeah he's a retard
it's a college class i know he's a retard yeah i get it dude if it was the other way and it was
like we should shoot women he wouldn't he dude he be done. But even then it's just like it's like retard people
It's just like such an obvious stupid retard
You know, I mean, I'm not saying I'm right, but it's also like I'm just tired of people being overly sensitive
So I recorded that put it out like dude. It's like he's in it retard. He's a retard Santa Claus because it's offensive
That's not the problem. I have it
This is a public school that takes federal money to fund it.
You know what I mean?
And they're getting that kind of biased bullshit from a professor.
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Eric, open your mind.
Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere.
That's some interdimensional shit.
Wake up, Aaron.
This is only the beginning.
You just blew my mind.