Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #834: The Notorious Traitors in History With KP Burke

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Starting point is 00:02:23 All right, let's get into it. He is back. He's been on the podcast a couple of times now. I like to say he's a regular on Tim Full Hat. He comes back with a, you know, now he's got a book. He's a, he's a reader. He's a book. I think he wrote his book, not like me, AI is writing my book, but I think he's writing his book and I'm very excited to have him back. I think it's a podcast called American loser. Please welcome back to the show. KP Burke. How are you buddy?

Starting point is 00:02:50 I'm happy to be here, man. It's a, it's good to be here with the guys and yes, sir. I don't, by the way, I'm shocked. The Sam Tripoli is letting AI write his book. Yeah, that's a joke. Actually. I haven't started a book. I was going to say, man, I feel like that at some point, the AI is going to turn on you during that. They're like, listen, I can't have you putting out all of

Starting point is 00:03:08 our secrets like this. It's like a Terminator going up against itself. I do want to write a book. I might have AI just do it. And it's basically the Bible meets a game of Thrones. And I'm just going to see what it can come up with. I just go real hard in the pain. A graphic novel type book, where it's just me and Jesus roaming the lands, fighting for the Lord. How did you come in? What part are you a part of the game of Thrones or the Bible? How did you involve? Maybe maybe I show up right when he's born and maybe the three kings, the story isn't the three kings, maybe they're three assassins and I know that they're coming and I just come and whoop that ass. And then I just teach, like, I'm more aggressive.

Starting point is 00:03:49 You're like Obi-Wan and he's Luke, is that what you're saying? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm gonna throw some Star Wars in there, Luke Skywalker, boom, and I'm just fighting for my life, dog. And I'm just teaching them the way of the Lord. And I'm like, we don't use violence until we need violence. And then he kind of goes off on his own. So you teach, you're the guy who taught Jesus. I get it. Okay. That makes sense. In this story, I'm not meant to be known because I just, I choose not to, but I've decided. Well, can I have your name for the book? I have a perfect name. We just refer to you as the carpenter.

Starting point is 00:04:21 Yeah, there we go. Bang, bang, bro. The carpet. We had a guy. We just did an interview with a guy that's coming out after years. He's saying, Jesus, it's free Mason. I'm like, Oh my God, what are we doing here? Anyways, KP, for those who don't remember your last appearance on the show, can you tell us a little bit about yourself where our listeners can find you? Well, I'm always happy to be back, man. But I always hold it down for you on the East Coast over at the dojo. It was great hanging with XG and everybody over there, man. We had a blast. It was one of the best weekends of my life, for real.

Starting point is 00:04:51 Great time. It was unbelievable, man. That was the secret show that never happened. That was too hot for TV and cannot be spoken about. It's still one of the best comedy shows I've ever been a part of. It's so secret. But I've been so a part of. It's so secret. But, uh, I've been so psyched, man. My Instagram took off because we started doing 90 second versions of my

Starting point is 00:05:10 podcast called American. Great. It's great. You got some great videos on there, dude. You're you have some really great, uh, I forget which one I just, uh, the electric chair one was great. Yeah, dude, you get it. I I'm going to start doing those 90 second ones too.

Starting point is 00:05:27 That's my next thing I'm doing. I'm doing, uh, everything that will be the next thing. Quick hit, bang, bang, pop. YouTube just upped it. I think recently, I think you can have up to three minute long shorts now on YouTube. So we're about to re-upload all those on YouTube as well. Nice. What can you do on Instagram?

Starting point is 00:05:46 I thought it was 90 seconds. 90 seconds. Yeah, Insta's 90, YouTube used to be 60 seconds. Now I think it's up to three minutes. I love it. I think that it's like, I have three types of conspiracy shows. One is a long form like this.

Starting point is 00:06:02 The next one is a debate show. And then the other one is short form where I watch videos. I think we watch your video on doom scrolling. So like, I realized that the medium is changing. I think there's a lot of people that like long form, like when they're at work, they just want to put something on. They want to listen to a long form show. And then there's also people who want that quick hit information, the Ian

Starting point is 00:06:29 Carroll, the James Lee that are really good at doing like short formed videos at action pack with info. So I think you're on the sun. I think that's a great way to disseminate information. I'm super happy for you. Thank you, bro. Thank you. The, uh, if I can do the cheap book plug right up front, then I'm going to show you. Thank you, bro. Thank you. The if I can do the cheap book plug

Starting point is 00:06:45 right up front, then I'm going to show you something. I think you'll love you guys. You scrolled past it a second ago, which was awesome because I'm excited about this. The book is called History Isn't Boring Your Teacher Was. And essentially what it is is that it's all, oh, they pulled it right up there. Yeah, we're selling, we actually sold out of all of our author copies already. My girlfriend Carly was the illustrator. Yeah, we're making some things happen here, sir. I think they're all going directly to Hillary Clinton. I think she's trying to suffocate the movement once again, but it is what it is. But my favorite thing we've done is that each one of these, literally every page is one story. That's all it is. Every story is a single page. I boiled it down to 90 seconds or less.

Starting point is 00:07:25 I'm not here to be an educator. I'm here to be a primer. So if you want to go digging into stuff afterwards, that's what this book is pretty much all about. So go take a look. How many pages is it? What did we get to? I think it was like 70 something pages. So I did 25 stories, 25 of the wildest ones that we found from doing the podcast.

Starting point is 00:07:43 And I got, there's a chapter in there about your boy, Mr. Edward Bernays. And, um, we sent you something to Sammy. It takes a little while cause the postal service has to, uh, finish shipping out the ballots in Maricopa County, which takes about, it's about three to four business days. Carrie Lake is getting F'd again, dude. They just, those Democrats hate that chick. They hate her, dude.

Starting point is 00:08:08 It's on too hot. Yes. She's too attractive. She talks too much shit. She got that fucking Karen haircut to piss people off and she just can't catch a break with that fucking weirdo with the weird hairline, dude. Just he's got crop circles in his hair. So it's interesting dude it's so funny. This is coming to you by the way. I love it. I love it.

Starting point is 00:08:33 That's so funny dude. That's so funny to convince everybody. Oh dude that's the best. That's right. Do you sell those? There is one cut. We do sell them. They're on the website as well and we have one coming straight over to you. That's why I hit you up. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that. Um, yeah, it's super interesting, dude. The whole thing is super. I love how you're like your boy, black people, all my black comic friends always do that to me. It'd be like, you know, your boy is over there doing that. I'm like, who's my boy? They're like, you know, Donald Trump. I'm like, okay. Anytime you hear somebody say your boy, you know, it's a bad, it's bad news every time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it's never really somebody you know, either. No, no. It's always somebody

Starting point is 00:09:17 in the news that's like white and you're white. So they, you know, your boys over there. You're like, who Marco Rubio, you just got named. But remember that guy. Yeah. Well now he's back. Uh, so let's get into it. Uh, you're on the East coast. You're, uh, you're like New York city, New Jersey.

Starting point is 00:09:40 What was the feel on the election? Uh, LAC, I'm not even lying to you. When I tell you LA seems to be devastated, like rocked to its core. Uh, with this election, uh, just angry people, less traffic, less traffic. You were at home crying, less traffic. People are at home crying. I it's unbelievable to me. So East Coast is weird because this is the best that a Republican has done in New York

Starting point is 00:10:13 and New Jersey since Reagan. And Jersey actually has this weird thing. Jersey is so reliably democratic. They never voted for Lincoln. Lincoln never won New Jersey. They're that locked in. It's pretty trippy. But I feel like people knew it was coming this time. It was weird. You drive throughout the whole, and you know Jersey well enough too, there's probably the majority, I would say it's probably a red state in disguise because there's like two counties that make it vote blue every time because that's where just it's the densest population.

Starting point is 00:10:49 It's a Hudson County and Essex County kind of decide who we go for for the president. So outside of those counties, everyone's like, yeah, how'd you not see this coming? And then in those counties, they're like, it's it's Hitler. He's back. He's back. At which point, he's really crazy. Yeah, if he comes back, he's Napoleon. At which point he's really Napoleon. If he comes back, he's Napoleon. Give me a little context here. It's so great.

Starting point is 00:11:10 It's so funny to me just like the, how emotionally manipulated and how people be, I mean, like, okay, maybe because the guy who I didn't necessarily want, but I needed over the woman I definitely didn't want for sure. Maybe because they won, I didn't necessarily want, but I needed over the woman. I definitely didn't want for sure. And maybe because they won, I was like, okay with it. And maybe I should go back and take a look at how I felt when Joe Biden jacked the election from Trump the last time. Um, maybe I was emotionally Johnny, was I emotionally retarded back then?

Starting point is 00:11:43 Would you say honestly here? Back then? Sorry? Okay. Okay. Was I more emotionally retarded than normal? Yeah. I don't think so. I mean, we, yeah, I don't know. I mean, I did pay him. He was going to win.

Starting point is 00:11:58 I agreed. But yeah, but you guys, you guys kept holding it off. I remember not you, but like whoever bet Johnny was yeah, that's right I mean I was like yeah, I get four weeks here gets all the legal stuff, but I did pay you No, you could yeah, so me and but I do I I have people bet me He was gonna win after the vote stopping counted and the election was over people were still batting me like oh no He's gonna be the president, you know before was like, I think I took bets in December from people and they, some of them paid some of them did not, but yeah, I mean, there was.

Starting point is 00:12:32 I had to have sit downs with people that did want to pay out. I'm like, pay out, just pay out, give them their money. Garth, what happened? You got paid out. So here we are. We got another four years. I mean, the people that Trump, it'd be fair. The bet I made was that they will rig the election and buy them will win. So anybody who you couldn't say, Oh, he cheated. I don't

Starting point is 00:12:54 have to pay you with me because that was part of what I said. I got what you're saying. The beauty of this show is it's so evergreen, right? There's just an evergreenness to it that people now are still going back and listening to old episodes. But the beauty of that now is like all the old Trump episodes before the 2020 will now sound like normal episodes, right? They will lie. You'll be able to listen to them because Trump does end up winning, which is great.

Starting point is 00:13:21 But what are your thoughts right now, KP? I don't know how much you're into politics, uh, what you're following, but there seems to be Trump seems to be playing a little game here, you know, give signing some of the people that everyone loves to his cabinet signing straight up Zionist to other parts, uh, you know, Eldamins's wife, the guy, the Israeli hotel owner who has since passed his wife has carried on the mantle of Israel. She donated a hundred million dollars to his campaign and based on his numbers was basically a third of his money.

Starting point is 00:14:00 The third of the money that Trump used for his campaign was from Elderman. Um, and now he's putting in a lot of Zionists and of course the black pill people are going nuts. I don't know if you, what your algorithm's telling you, but what, so far he's a, a president elect. We'll see if he gets there to that. It's still a long way off. But what are your thoughts so far, if you have any?

Starting point is 00:14:26 Well, it's, it's kind of unprecedented times, but it's also very precedented. It's a weird one, because prior to Donald Trump pulling it off, being the 45th and the 47th president, the only other guy to ever serve nonconsecutive terms was Grover Cleveland, who was a in Jersey, actually. He wanted to be the governor of New York. But his story is kind of interesting because that's why I love history. And I think history marries conspiracy so well is because history is cyclical. So you can actually forecast conspiracies because you're like, listen, they tried this on a smaller scale once way for it

Starting point is 00:15:02 to pop off on a larger scale. So you want to talk about things that like Tammany Hall was doing to interfere with elections. That's literally what they're doing right now with bringing people in over the border. They're just not doing it in Five Points Manhattan anymore. Now they're doing it in swing states and swing counties. But the thing that I loved about Grover was Grover was a super popular Democrat that all the Republicans liked because he was really moderate. And then he was extremely popular. And then the old school legacy candidate of the Republicans was Benjamin Harrison, who was William Henry Harrison's grandson, I believe. So he was a legacy candidate. They were trying to go like back to the remember the good

Starting point is 00:15:42 old days, the same way they tried with Joe Biden to be like, remember Obama, you loved Obama, this guy was there with him. And they did that. And they had actually, it's pretty much accepted now that there was voter fraud. There was something with the ballots where you could tear off the bottom part of a ballot and make it unusable. So they did that for all of the Grover Cleveland votes and what would have been Grover's reelection. So instead he lost that election. Benjamin Harrison becomes president for four years. He's completely unremarkable. People forget he's a president. And Grover's wife was a total badass.

Starting point is 00:16:13 She was like, she was a hot chick. There's been some hot first ladies, by the way. I don't know if everybody knows that, but- Oh, XT shook his head right away. There's been some very questionable first ladies and they've been questionable whether they're ladies or not. But go on. Oh, that part I like on that one too.

Starting point is 00:16:32 The hottest ones from what I understand is Dolly Madison was considered a hot. She was a hottie back in the day. And then Grover Cleveland's wife whose name I forget right now, but she was hot. She was young. I think she got married in the White House. And I believe her quote was when they left the White House after they knew that there was voter fraud and Benjamin Harrison screwed her husband out of the presidency. I believe she just looked over and told the White House staff, keep everything in good condition. I'll be back in four years. Boom, she came right back in and grow over one big time on the next one. So we have

Starting point is 00:17:07 something you can go to for history on this one. And then also about voting for a felon. People like, how can you vote for a felon? Do you know who Eugene Debs is, Sam? CB I should know, but I don't. RL So Debs was a socialist. He's actually considered one of the most important socialists in America. And he was trying socialism for what he thought was the betterment of human government, if you will. Kind of like homosexuality in college, just trying it. Oh, exactly. Yeah, we're just experimenting a little bit. You know what I mean? You do a little crystal math, I'll bend my head over and see if I can get it in my math.

Starting point is 00:17:43 Johnny, stop. We accept your college years. Go on. I was getting no action in college. Not even gay action. You got to try a little bit. Nobody knows what team he played for. Everybody. knows what team he played for. It's drogyness, John. Don't worry buddy. I got this in the name. Your mama knows what team I play for. Oh, bang. Your mama jokes. It is a new era in America. Go on. Well, long story short is that Debs was a socialist and they were so afraid of him during the Red

Starting point is 00:18:21 Scare that they actually jailed him. So he wound up in jail and ran for president from jail and got 600,000 votes. And the true lefties consider him a hero. So when somebody is like, how could you vote for a convicted felon? It's like, didn't your party champion voting for a guy from jail? Like there's been a lot of, they really have such a short term memory. I miss the days I grew up in the era when the Democrats were still capable of being the good guys. I just haven't seen it in so long. No, I do. When was that? Can you say when that ended? When do you think that ended really? So I would say for me in my lifetime, and I'm 37 years old, it's when I so 9-11 was a big thing for me me because I mean, I'm sure it was for everybody

Starting point is 00:19:06 that was on here. But nine 11 was- XG was devastated. Horrible. It was horrible. I just saw him go down in like third grade and then I could play talker. Were you still in Mexico then? No, I was here.

Starting point is 00:19:18 I remember I got, I got, I got, we went straight to recess after the towers went down. Teachers crying straight to recess. Recess. It straight to recess. Recess. It's called recess. Recess. And not Reese's sounds like a peanut butter restaurant. We went to Reese's. I got a sandwich devastated.

Starting point is 00:19:35 Um, John, what was a real quick before KP goes on? Uh, what was Telemundo's car coverage of it? Did they have like short skirt fat headed women trying to, distracting you from the towers, distracting you from the towers. All you saw was big. I wanted it. It's so badly for it to be a clown. That just a sad crying clown pointing to the town. for it to be a clown that just a sad crying clown pointing to the town.

Starting point is 00:20:08 It's okay. Go on. So you remembering the back when the Democrats like the small guys? I do, by the way, I just have to ask XG though. Did that recess though, that recess that you went to right after nine 11, um, did the teachers say where they like, listen, we're not going to, we're not going to let you guys play with the Jenga set. No one's allowed to play Jenga for a couple of days. Oh, definitely. Jenga was out of the question.

Starting point is 00:20:27 No Jenga for like at least three weeks. Oh, man. Yeah, that was a bad one. But I remember when they were the Democrats were sitting there and they were against the Patriot Act. And me at the time, I was a dumb kid. I was in eighth grade where it happened. And I just I sat there and I was like, oh my God, well, my understanding is based off of my knowledge of foreign policy, which came exclusively from

Starting point is 00:20:49 Kiefer Sutherland on 24, was that we need to be able to torture everybody so we can get to the real bad guys. And by the way, 24, kind of a loosely left, a very libertarian show where they're like, on paper, it's always going to be, you know you know the evil third world people but then it's always the military industrial complex yeah right the longer you watch they always get there it's always like some white guy named like Corbin McBurnson or something like that that winds up funding everything but a new show rap they he just has a type which is hilarious cuz like in his real, he's a crippling alcoholic, but in his shows, he's like a, like a super agent who fights conspiracies.

Starting point is 00:21:31 His new one's called rabbit hole. And I don't know if it got re what you're talking about. Okay. Yeah, it was a really good show too. I mean, there was some woke moments in it. It's funny because he's in this new Clint Eastwood movie and he's an AA, uh, group leader, which is interesting. Maybe he got clean.

Starting point is 00:21:50 I don't know, but you know, and you can play sober Johnny. It's possible. No, I mean, it's just funny. You mentioned that and that he would be, Oh, that's interesting. Sure. Uh, it's really hard to play sober and not be sober though. That well, it's yeah, I guess to at least be sober while you're acting.

Starting point is 00:22:06 That's what I mean. Yeah, 100. You can't get shit faced on set. We can't all be Tom Waits and just no one can ever tell, you know. Him and Dean Martin were the best at that. You had no idea. 100 percent. But I remember when the Democrats were speaking out against the Patriot Act,

Starting point is 00:22:22 I was like, what are these cowards, blah, blah, blah. And then I look back and like, oh my God, they were the only ones fighting the good fight. That was, that was when they were, it was the same time when Ron Paul, I would sit there and they'd be like, oh, Ron Paul is, you know, he's a hero for this and this and this, but he's going to get this shit boot out of him in South Carolina. So it's, I mean, even Ron Paul, he had some bad votes back around that time too, because his staff was going to revolt. They were all going to mass quit apparently.

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Starting point is 00:27:29 up how he was the biggest war hawk of all the Democrats. And to remind me of that family guy joke where they said, uh, Peter Griffin went to Congress and he goes, just a reminder, anybody who votes against the war is gay and everybody, all of a sudden, every Senator screaming, I vote for war, I vote for war. I vote for war. I vote for war. That's a powerful tool to persuade people is threatening with homosexuality. Minor illusion of the Bohemian Grove. Oh, I like that. Yeah. You know, you go Sam, when did it change? I mean, the demo, it's like the, the, the, the two parties have

Starting point is 00:28:06 always done this forever. They like, they're always kind of flip-flopping on who's on what side. And they've done forever. You go back and look at slavery. Democrats were a big part of slavery. Now we could go at the time. Did they think slavery was bad? No.

Starting point is 00:28:22 So maybe that doesn't count. Right. Because society was like, yeah, it's totally cool to own people. Why not? They're like, you know, everyone's doing it. It's fun. You know? Um, so we may not, but we've seen that back and forth when, when they, when,

Starting point is 00:28:39 I think we have this, I, well, one time things definitely changes when the Klins come in and the Koch brothers are funding them to bring them more center. And then, and we've talked about this recently a lot about how big of a moment it was in American politics when Hillary Clinton just steals the primary from Bernie Sanders and just basically torpedoes the Democrats. Because at that point the Democrats then become adversarial to their own constituents and they're like, well, we don't have to give you who you want.

Starting point is 00:29:10 We're going to give you who we want. And which is the flaw of the progressive elites every time they're like, you don't know what you want, we know what you need. And then people just don't go along with it. It's the, whether it's the Democrats or Hollywood, they're both bottoming out because they, they ignore the golden rule of business, which is the customer is always right and, and the Democrats go to court and they argue that we're a private business and we don't, we're under no obligation to give our

Starting point is 00:29:39 constituents the candidate they want right there. You're like, you're saying you're a business, so you got to follow the rules of business. So I think it's, I think the Clintons did immense damage to the democratic party and the perception we have that the left is the, is the thing, is the blue collar party and the right is like the, the corporation party. And I'm not saying that they, that the right isn't corporation party or that they're not the bad guys either.

Starting point is 00:30:09 Like my whole thing with this Trump thing is like, you know, he's picking up all these Zionists and everyone's like, seems to have a major problem with it and I understand that too. I'm not shocked because he did this the first time he was in. He 100% did this the first time he was in. This is exactly how he operates. And you know what? We destroyed the democratic party for not giving us what we want.

Starting point is 00:30:30 Let's take it. Let's clean, let's get the broom out and sweep out the neocons. Still, we got rid of neoliberals. Let's get rid of new con bang, bang, get them out. There you go. Bye bye. You know, so I'm not shocked at all. Neocons can go to either party too.

Starting point is 00:30:46 That's the scary part. There's always a that that's that rhino dino thing where it's the Jersey political machine. They say so bad that in Essex County, you can't run as a Republican. You have to be a fake. You have to run as a Democrat and just do all Republican shit because no one will follow up on you. If you're in a local office. So crazy dude. And that, that is the big thing. Localist. I've been trying to push that. You got to be a localist now. You got to go to your board, your board of education meetings,

Starting point is 00:31:14 which I need to start doing. And you gotta go to your, you know, your, your county meetings. What are those called? I wrote you in for board of ed for Monmouth County, New Jersey, by the way. What's that? I wrote you in as the right in candidate for Monmouth County Board of Education. I wrote myself in a couple of times too, for the judges. I'm like, why am I just voting for people?

Starting point is 00:31:36 I don't know. I'm just going to vote for myself and see how it works out. So I did get a vote on that. So KP, where do you want to, I mean, what do you want to start with dude? Because you brought in You brought you when we were talking before The show you you brought in something about whenever a president is newly elected. Let's get into that. What are your thoughts?

Starting point is 00:31:58 Well, the the thing you and I were talking about was the generals It's always it there's there going to be a thing, a president and their generals. It's always going to be the joint chiefs, that kind of a thing. But the weird thing that I thought, this was one of the trippiest ones I ever went down. This was an early episode of American Loser. And we covered a guy named James Wilkinson. And I don't know if Johnny wanted to bring him up at all, but James Wilkinson is the most batshit story in American history I've ever heard because we literally caught him. He was part of two conspiracies to overthrow the government. He was also caught as a spy not once, but

Starting point is 00:32:36 twice. And we just, we were such a new country and we didn't have enough generals that we kept putting him in charge and promoting him to bigger and bigger offices. Unbelievable. Just unbelievable. Oh true. We, we, we think like that, that, that, that Paul politics has gotten more corrupt than ever it's always been corrupt, always been corrupt and like, we just see all these Democrats and we're going to see it with the

Starting point is 00:33:04 Republicans, with Israel, but all these, and we're going to see it with the Republicans with Israel, but all these, it's so funny, dude, the Israelis don't have to send spies. They just do dual citizenship. It's hilarious to me. But the child, you know, you get all of these Democrats, they have Chinese spies. And I said, he just pulled up. I'm sorry. I just saw that the Johnny pulled it up. He's got the picture of Wilkinson right there That that's our boy. That's our boy Johnny Wilkinson or James Wilkinson rather These are coasters that we have that are available on the website and this one says a Felt cute might spy for Spain later. Yeah This guy was so awful. It was unbelievable. He sold secrets. I think his name was agent

Starting point is 00:33:43 I forget what his name was agent 33 or something like that. But he literally would betray early American military interests. This is how bad it was. This is insane. He literally gave away the names and location of the Lewis and Clark expedition and sold it to the Spanish and told them where would be a good place to ambush them and kill them so they couldn't do a survey of the country. Like he was trying to stop the Louisiana Purchase. That's what they were all about. And if they had given them correct information, they would have been able to find them. But Lewis and Clark took a different path than they were supposed to. That's

Starting point is 00:34:18 the only reason they avoided being killed by Spanish troops because James Wilkinson leaked all the info out. And he also was part of, there was Conway's Cabal, which was an attempt to replace George Washington so they could have a general that would give them greater titles if they had won the Revolutionary War. And then after the Revolutionary War, he's part of Aaron Burr's conspiracy, which everybody, that's the one thing that

Starting point is 00:34:45 kills me now. Everybody pretends like they know his history, they know history because they saw a friggin Hamilton, you know. But that was a true story, 100% true, is that this thing called the Burr conspiracy, Aaron Burr tried to overthrow the country and Wilkinson was all on board with it. But imagine, imagine if QAnon was real, Sam, like 100% real. Okay. And then at the last minute, the people who were like, like JFK Jr. does come back at the last minute, he goes, no, I'm not going to do that. I'm going to rat you guys out.

Starting point is 00:35:16 I'm going to turn everybody from QAnon in. And you're like, but, but you were the linchpin. You were the most important part of this. That's what Wilkinson did. Oh my God. He turned on everybody. Put a dagger right in Aaron Burr's back, got him labeled as a traitor. And then he went to court martial. The joke about him that was my favorite, we put it in the book too,

Starting point is 00:35:36 is that James Wilkinson is a general who never won a battle, but never lost a court martial because every time they just didn't have enough evidence to put him away or Spain would come to his rescue on something. So finally he winds up in Mexico and he tries to set himself up as the, I think this is where he dies, he dies in Mexico and he was trying to set himself up to be an advisor to the new emperor over there and he was going to try to start his own country again for the third time. So that's two conspiracies, two countries that he spied for, and five presidents that he betrayed. And he's still considered one of our founding fathers. Unbelievable.

Starting point is 00:36:16 Yeah. So they like it's just it's it's like when we do this revisionist history, they love to do revisionist history. They love to take the biggest scumbags and try to make them seem like just the most loving of lovers. And they're just so obviously just scumbags. And it's just like, and it's just like, it's just trying to clean up their mess. I mean, like, wow, look at like, I love Texas. State Texas is so amazing. The people are so amazing.

Starting point is 00:36:47 And you just watch them give George Bush Jr. like standing O's at sporting events. I go, what are you doing? Why are you clapping for this fucking war criminal clown, dude? It's unbelievable to me, but this is how we do a review. We do revisionist history. Ellen DeGeneres hanging out with George Bush in a box. It's crazy.

Starting point is 00:37:13 It's just crazy to me. It's interesting. He was a war criminal and then became a painter. And I know a guy who was a painter that then became a war criminal. I don't know if you guys have heard of him. Who's that? Bush just did the opposite of Hitler. He reversed Hitler.

Starting point is 00:37:38 That's so great, dude. What are you going to do now, George? Now that you've just pretty much ruined an entire generation of Iraqi children. I think I'm getting into painting. It's going to be painting. Who do you think was better painter? Hitler or Bush? Oh, I've never seen any Hitler's art. Does anyone ever know what Hitler's are? Is there Johnny, can we find any like landscapes and like dogs maybe? Yeah, it was the worst, the worst kind of paintings. But I think Hitler is a better painter, technically, like if you see some of his paintings, they're technically just better. Which is kind of crazy that you brought that up, dude.

Starting point is 00:38:09 Because we've been doing some power ranking on genocides, and there's a good chance that tied for six is the Jewish Holocaust in Germany and the Iraqi Holocaust, depending on the numbers you do. Some people are now putting the number at four mil for both of those. That's pretty good right there for him. I mean, it's better if you look at like here, George Bush is, I mean, they're okay, but they're simple. They're much simpler. Uh, let's see.

Starting point is 00:38:36 Yeah. This feels like when we're listening to Charles Manson's music that guns and roses covered. Yeah, this is, yeah. What do you see? And I just painted Putin. It would appear so. Yeah, there it is.

Starting point is 00:38:51 Hold on and go down. Did he, who is that guy? Who's the black guy? Is that the sand man or is that Chris rock? Who's he? George Floyd. Is that George Floyd? One guy.

Starting point is 00:39:05 Now the question is, is Hunter Biden better than any of them? Oh, that's a great question. Let's see some. So we have Hitler's art. We have Hunter Bynes art. Who's the best of the worst? Who's the best? Hunter Bynes is doing modern art.

Starting point is 00:39:19 So who the fuck? Trash. Trash. No, trash. Trash. Oh yeah. Just trash. Look at him posing. Look at him posing with it. Look at that crazy ass son of a bitch.

Starting point is 00:39:26 He's like, dude, are we done? Can I smoke crack now? It's really hard to differentiate between him and Hunter S. Thompson at this point for me. Really? They're just so, if you just pictured Hunter Biden, first of all, the bathtub photo of him with the cigarette taking the selfie, that was the background on my phone for about a year.

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Starting point is 00:39:42 a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good example of a good pictured, you know, Hunter Biden, first of all, the bathtub photo of him with the cigarette taking the selfie. That was like, that was the background on my phone for about a year. That guy loved the film himself committing crimes. Like nobody snitched on themselves more than Hunter Biden. Oh, like when that crackhead was weighing out the, what was weighing out the rock and she's like, it's 4.5. He's like, no, it's four. It was like, well, they were off by like one and they were arguing about this one. That's a lot. Well, not a point ounce is a lot of crack dog.

Starting point is 00:40:11 That's a big difference. You're a buck and mill in there. Your, your dad's the president. You're fine. You don't need that. You can go buy some. Yeah. I think he's a millionaire.

Starting point is 00:40:20 You think he's a millionaire? You think hard buying is a millionaire? Uh, yeah. He strikes you as the guy who blew all his wealth. Yeah. I mean, that could definitely happen, but has he made millions? Yes. What he did with it? Who knows? I mean, mostly probably smoked it all the way. I mean, I say this on stage, like every time you see his hog, it's huge. And you're like, but he's smoking crack. Like how good is your Coke that you never get coke dick?

Starting point is 00:40:46 That's the most amazing thing to me. Like he was just getting right off the plant. Okay. He was getting shipped right to his house. That Burisma quality. Yeah. That shit they found at the white house. How good was the shit they found at the white house?

Starting point is 00:41:01 Yeah. I will, they say that's, that's, um, they said that that was, uh, Kamala's Kamala's, Kumala's, Kumala, Kumama, Kumama's they said was Kumama's. If she was on, if she really was drunk on Xanax, the entire campaign, like it makes a lot more sense and you can actually find her a sympathetic character. You know what I mean? Any other place doing any other thing. I think we all like Kamala. I like if she's like, if she's like your next door neighbor, if she's like at the gym, you know, she's one of the other

Starting point is 00:41:37 parents at your school. You're like, this chick laughs at everything. She's gray. She probably slings a little pee once in a while. It's all good in the hood dog, but you do not want her to fucking be running for president or prosecuting. Yeah. Yeah. Johnny was right. Prosecuting you would be terrible. I mean, like, dude, you just listen to people. I go, you know, she argued in court to stop early release out prison for, for labor reasons. Like how is she the liberal? How is she the progressive? How is she the liberal? It's crazy to me. That's my whole thing.

Starting point is 00:42:17 The dance from black lives matter to that is in it's some of the most incredible gymnastics I've ever seen. The people were taking black lives matter signs off their lawn and then putting Harris waltz signs on a few, like within, within a year, within a year they're doing this. We support everyone. These are the same people that look at January six as like the worst event of their lives. While while totally like sending money in to get BLM

Starting point is 00:42:45 a rioters out of jail who just burned down their neighborhoods. Like the mental gymnastics on that is just insanity. It's just insanity. You know what a love though, if Kamala had won, you know, who has the greatest story ever. If, if Kamala won the presidency, you get to then interview, uh, what was it Montell Williams, Montel dated her, right? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:43:09 Montel gets to sit there. He's like, you guys, you guys never get your dick sucked. Yeah. You ever get your dick sucked by the leader of the free world? The president sucked my dick. Yeah. You know, dude, that would be crazy. Everyone's trying to figure out who's Eskimo brothers.

Starting point is 00:43:27 You hit it, I hit it, you hit it, I hit it. We all hit it. All of a sudden it comes out and everyone hits it. Then people are making weird charts, five degrees to Kamala Harris's vagina. And it's just like this weird, and it's a spider web that's wide. Kevin, Kevin Bacon's in the middle for no reason. He's for no reason. Montel Jordan. Well, the word is like the other woman in the picture isn't his girl. I'm sorry. Michael, Michael Jordan back in the day would have hit that by the way. Everybody would young Kamala. Everybody we knock in bottoms out of it.

Starting point is 00:44:03 Come on. That's the hottest and dude, Indian chicks are so interesting. They're either, either they look like they're being held hostage at a seven 11 behind the, behind the counter or they're complete and utter smoke shows like the most gorgeous people on the planet. And tens or twos, they don't come in between. Yeah, dude. That's true. They're tens or twos, they don't come in between. Yeah, dude, that's true. They're tens or twos, dude.

Starting point is 00:44:28 100%. Okay. So let's get back to the politics. So this general was, I mean, it's just crazy to me. I think we've been romanticizing how there was like integrity back in the day. And I think, I think there was just as much corruption. There was obviously not as many people I think there was just as much corruption. There's obviously not as many people, but there's just much corruption. It just because the internet, we never learned about it.

Starting point is 00:44:52 Well, I think it was Robert Morris who for the longest time, because obviously the dojo is in Morris Plains, which is in Morris County. And I thought that it was named after, I always get them confused. It's Robert and Samuel Morris. But Robert Morris was the guy who helped fund the American Revolution. So picture Shark Tank and Thomas Jefferson has to present to his millionaires and this guy Robert Morris is the only guy that's like,

Starting point is 00:45:17 yeah, I'm gonna sign on with you. I believe in what your idea is. And we robbed that guy blind. We took him for every penny he was worth. We couldn't pay him back. Uh, I think Congress wound up giving him a house eventually that he was able to live in, but I swear to God, this is a hundred percent true. We, he wound up in debtors prison because he bankrupted himself funding

Starting point is 00:45:40 the American revolution. There's like historical paintings of him digging in his bag. It's Robert Morris. Morris M-O-R-R-I-S. It's either Robert or Samuel Morris. I forget his first name. I really apologize. But he literally, we put him in debtor's prison because he couldn't pay back the debts that he owed. We ended up giving him like an estate that he was able to live on. And eventually when he got out of debtor's prison, but he's painted into the Capitol building. He's painted into that, that giant painting up on the ceiling of the Capitol and he's holding two money bags in it. And the story was that anytime we needed money, they would go to him and he would like, literally he went into his deep, deep reserve of money to try to help

Starting point is 00:46:21 fund the revolution. He dug into the backyard and showed like, guys, don't tell anybody, but this is where I keep my gold doubloons. He literally went like an old pirate and dug up in his backyard and gave the money goes, all right, go, go build a US Navy. And he went so bankrupt, we threw him in debtors prison for a little while he eventually got out, but he completely ruined his life and pretty much bankrolled America and the only guy I can think of that did that and didn't wind up bankrupt doing it was JP Morgan later. So we've been doing the same playbook since the inception of the country.

Starting point is 00:46:55 I mean, think about the French, you know, we turned our backs on them almost immediately when they were, I mean, it depends on who you think the loyalty of the government was in France, but if you think it loyalty of the government was in France. But if you think it was to the people of France, we immediately turned our backs on them when they asked for assistance. That's what led to the downfall of the monarchy for them. They couldn't pay back their own stuff. And then, then I think our loophole was, well, we borrowed money from the monarchy. You guys aren't even the monarchy anymore. Yeah. Just crazy. I mean, so that's so crazy to me that a guy funds the war and we win the war. And then we throw them in jail when we should have been like, let's sort of go

Starting point is 00:47:36 fund me for this guy. We got out of jail. He should have been on the currency. And instead we're just like, no, dude, you got to listen, you got to pay your debts, buddy. Everybody goes to jail, you got to pay your debts, buddy. Everybody goes to jail for a little bit. You won't go for long.

Starting point is 00:47:48 All right, relax. Oh my God. Kamala is just struggling right now down 20 mil out of, unbelievable, out of a billion people, dude. That was a joke I wanted to talk about on stage yesterday. It's like, I want to go Kamala Harris broke. Like I want to have a billion dollars and end up 20 million in the hole. Like the amount of money you could spend on like dude, but you could buy just have a great Mike Tyson, that shit. Why struggle?

Starting point is 00:48:17 Just go 400 million hole, just buying whatever the fuck you want, whenever the fuck you want it. And then you got to fight Jake Paul for 20 mil I'm in let's go Maybe maybe Kamala Harris should be fighting Jake Paul right now. Maybe Kamala Harris should be fighting Jake Paul. It's just started only fans Are paying that off Do you think trouble serious about paying off the campaign? I think I think I think he was I think so I think you never accepted though, right? They can't accept it, right? Like I'll totally accept. I think they will I think he helped Hillary in her first one. You don't think they'll say You don't think they'll be like this is blood money. No, dude, they have no fucking money

Starting point is 00:49:00 I bet you they don't accept it. I bet you they'll see so it. We'll see. So, so they're not going to pay people. No, they'll find a way to pay it, but not from Trump. No. Who's going to pay it off when there's no political gain at the end of it. Julia Roberts. Julia Roberts. She's going to do one more movie with George Clooney that no one will watch that the money launder a bazillion

Starting point is 00:49:25 dollars to. They really are the biggest losers of the whole election was that whole crew that tried to come together for her. It just reeked of desperation. I think it's finally over. I think they're done trying to court Hollywood. I think that ship has sailed. What do you think Hollywood has done?

Starting point is 00:49:44 I think that they have to see the return on their investment and they can see that it's been piss poor because it's a, you can talk about new media, all you want stuff, but old media just looked so pathetic. I mean, it was, you're taking a guy that I love, like I love Jeff Bridges, the big Lebowski is an all time. Yeah, yeah, the big Lebowski's an all time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it just shoots them.

Starting point is 00:50:08 It just destroys their ability to play any more characters. There's a reason why you never got involved politically. Robert De Niro. I was doing Jimmy Dorshow. He's talking about Robert De Niro refused to do interviews during his heyday because he knew that he was just some super libtard and he was playing all these tough, hard characters. And if people really understood who he was, they wouldn't, they wouldn't buy him in the

Starting point is 00:50:34 character. And it's like, that's what happened to Brando then? Cause Brando was incredibly political. So was Paul Newman and those guys. Yeah. But, but, but, but Brando went nuts. That's what I'm saying. You think, cause they kind of faded. Both of them had careers. They were their careers faded. Yes.

Starting point is 00:50:50 Was Newman big politically? Cause I think Redford was always openly about it. Yeah. Yeah. Cause Paul Newman was interesting. Cause Paul Newman, everybody loves him and everybody should. I think I can't think of like something bad that guy did. And then that, uh, the Newman's own charities were like the few good ones, but also side note, Sam, you killed it on normal time. I loved you on Jimmy doors. You were great. Thank you, dude.

Starting point is 00:51:11 Yeah. He was major political activists, Paul Newman. Yeah, for sure. It also depends to what characters you play and what politics you have. Right? Like if your politics don't meet up with your care, with the characters you play, it's hard to get behind you on that. It's a, it's Matt Damon and Ben Affleck for me.

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Starting point is 00:53:54 We thank blue chew for saving humanity and sponsoring this show. So it's all this interesting stat. This is the first time in decades the Democrats don't have an heir apparent politically. Like it's every coming out of every election loss over the past, like 20, 30 years, they had someone who had more than 25% support in the party and they don't have, they don't have anybody on deck right now. It's like scramble time. Like they're fucked.

Starting point is 00:54:20 Well, I think it's Newsom, right? I think it's Newsom. Newsom's going to make a run at it for sure. I don't know who else was in that group that wanted to get on there. But if you think back, it was like Clinton twice. It was Obama because of his speech at the, uh, it was the last time. Cause he's a Bush. It was 92 was the last time.

Starting point is 00:54:39 And that's when Clinton came to power. That was the last time they didn't have an heir apparent was Clinton in 92. A lot of people were banking on Michelle running and it was apparently she wanted nothing to do with it. And then I don't know if it was like the definite and by the way, I would also put Jill Biden up there. Jill Biden was a hot first lady. I won't lie. Jill Biden.

Starting point is 00:54:59 Jill, Jill had something to her. Not while she was the late first lady. He's talking now. Talking now. What are you a gilf hunter? I would take Jill Biden right now. There's certain. You would take Jill Biden.

Starting point is 00:55:13 Oh, you would go to pound town. You don't think there's a Nina Hartley quality to her? I'm not against that, bro. I'm not against that, dude. I mean, Jackie O'Nass is was easily the best. I mean, Melania's got to be up there. Melania is my number one. Number one with a bullet.

Starting point is 00:55:33 That was my old joke. She's the number one gold digger of all time. Like nobody. She's way too. I know there's no way I'm doing it now. Joe Biden. But isn't it crazy how like he started hitting that when she was a teenager No, there's no way I'm thinking now, Joe Biden. Isn't it crazy how like he started hitting that when she was a teenager and she's been with him the whole time.

Starting point is 00:55:52 It's so crazy. You ever see the photo of Joe Biden being sworn into Congress? His first term? No, I'm sure. Johnny, if you know this one, one of you guys is going to know this one, because this I'm telling you, this actually like messed me up when I found it out. If you can find the photo of Joe Biden being sworn in to his first term, it's no, his first term in Congress Senate. Oh, and Congress. Yes.

Starting point is 00:56:23 When you, because I believe it was a Senator for Delaware and I believe it was. And if you see it, he's actually being sworn in in the hospital. Oh yes. I see right here. Okay. It's, um, it's a very creepy photo. Um, so he's being sworn in in the hospital. Click on that one to that. You can actually see, I believe that's Hunter. Yeah. It's a medical. Well, yeah. So in 72, Well, it's a medical center. In 72, his first wife died in that car accident. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:56:50 And I believe he, I think he lost one of the kids in there, and that's either Hunter or Bo Biden that's in that picture. And they photo-opped him being sworn in with the injured children that are in there. And I don't know what message they were trying to say, if they were trying to be like, this man believes in his country so much that nothing's gonna get in the way of this, but the idea that you could utilize

Starting point is 00:57:13 the biggest tragedy of the man's life, was that somebody sending a message or was that being like, hey, by the way, this guy's completely, he has no soul, he's up for grabs on anything. And it's also like, that whole thing with the, you know, you sacrifice one family member. Oh, this is horrible.

Starting point is 00:57:31 It really, uh, the whole thing messed me up. You were saying about sacrifice a family member. Yeah. There's like all these famous people have like this weird kind of famous death in their family. Well, family west, every album. Oh yeah. That's a nice wide shut theory too, by the way, um, that movie coming back

Starting point is 00:57:51 into the mainstream again, right? Yeah. I mean, it's like kind of crazy, right? And it's just, and then you realize she was his babysitter. Oh, that Jill was the babysitter. Yeah. You can see pictures of Joe and Jill as Jill Jill was the babysitter. Yeah. You can see pictures of Joe and Jill as Jill as the babysitter and she's super young, dude.

Starting point is 00:58:12 And then it's, I don't know where she's like, I'm a doctor. You're like, in what? Don't worry about it. And then she just, it's just the doctor. What's up with the panda thing? I'm still freaked out about the panda thing. That's so weird. What was that?

Starting point is 00:58:30 Everybody on the internet went nuts. That was the DNC that made her show up. That's my belief. I should. Was it the Halloween? Why did they? What was the event? I forget.

Starting point is 00:58:41 So it was the official White House Halloween, I believe, and they brought out for all pomp and ceremony, meaning that they would play hail to the chief. And there's a big entrance of Joe Biden walking in with Joe Biden. And he's dressed normal, he's the president, and it's the Halloween thing. And she's dressed up in a full top to bottom panda suit. Not like I have panda ears on or a panda on my shirt. She's dressed as a full on panda. And I legitimately believe that that's the DNC sitting there like, hey, remember when you tried to give us a hard time about this shit? Remember when you're trying to like save your president, save your husband's presidency? Here's our last little F you. You have to dress up as a panda on national television. This is their last fuck you to her.

Starting point is 00:59:28 That's what I think this is. I mean, dude, and you know, guys know what the panda symbolism is. Right? Yeah. So gross. No, you're right. Cause as a female, you don't want the last time you've you've that you're seen as in the costume, you want to look beautiful, elegant as the first, last the lady, first lady at one point.

Starting point is 00:59:46 That's dude, that's so creepy. And then they, then they had like an event recently and they had Kamala and Jill sitting next to each other. And you could just tell they don't like each other anymore because none of them, numb, none of them, um, none of them, uh, those two both wanted to run for president and they're like, no, we're going to get in this, this, this dumpster fire of a person in and it's towards the end, she banned him from campaigning

Starting point is 01:00:20 because she totally kneecapped him. I mean, he totally kneecapped her with the Tony Hinchcliffe thing. When they were going to ride out the Puerto Rico's garbage. And then the next day he's like, the Puerto Rico's not garbage. All of his fans, all of his, all of his followers are garbage. They're so garbage. It was just, and he just knee capped all that momentum. I was on a, I was in a pretty strong edible a while back.

Starting point is 01:00:48 And my girlfriend caught me because I started making Joe Biden faces. She just saw me start. So I just, they're not garbage. He's not. KP are you babe? Are you on an edible? are you on an edible? Are you on an edible? We finally beat Medicare.

Starting point is 01:01:14 Do you recall how they used to talk about Reagan toward the end about how he had lost it and he was incompetent? I mean, Democrats will never have any credibility again to talk about someone being incompetent after this It's I mean we can't live long enough talking about Trump because they're trying to say that about Trump that you know That was the thing that idiots like Keith Olbermann would say look at Trump He's losing it. But as soon as that debate happened immediately, they all stopped talking And also like the guy's so smart regardless of what you think of his cabinet right now, and we all agree It's pretty there's a lot of garbage in there. Um, to do a three hour podcast with Joe Rogan, just basically put Kamal Harris in a very bad spot and would she completely and utterly.

Starting point is 01:01:58 Uh, fell like she should have just gone on there and you, you gotta be able to talk lady. I, I just don't understand how you can't riff. Well, have you seen the latest story that Clinton, Bill Clinton went to the campaign and said, listen, you have got to get out in front of this trans shit. It's going to tank your campaign. You have to distance yourself from those comments. You have to address it and say, Hey, we're not for this radical trans agenda

Starting point is 01:02:21 shit and they told him to go kick rocks. Basically the campaign told me to go fuck himself. Basically the campaign told me to fuck himself. Are you mansplaining to me? Yeah. Campaign. Most successful democratic politicians in our lifetimes. Uh, yeah, I'd love to see Bill talk his way. If he could, Bill could probably sell that.

Starting point is 01:02:39 He was a crafty salesman. He could probably find a way. I love trans people. I mean, they're great. They make wonderful. They're never going to have a baby. I never have to worry about a child out of wedlock with them because they're not, they're not real.

Starting point is 01:02:52 Or are they? Or are they? They can keep a secret too. They never snitch. What did you think of Biden becoming lucid suddenly for that last speech he gave? I mean, he was, I mean, he sounded better than he'd sounded in years. That last speech he gave. Well, you make it that.

Starting point is 01:03:09 I mean, he's no, it's shockingly lucid that where he's, uh, welcoming Trump and saying we got a time of peaceful transition, saying all the right things. And he was, I had one great quote. I think I did see this. He had one great quote that I liked. What was it? It was, uh, I think the quote was he goes, you can't only love your country when you win. And I said, there was like, that's a great quote, man. Thank you. I don't want to hate the guy. He, he made me hate him. That was the problem.

Starting point is 01:03:36 Like I started, I was Biden. Oh yeah. Biden was down deplorable. He shouldn't have ran like, dude, nobody wanted him. It was just like they needed somebody in there that they could manipulate to get the Ukraine stuff going. That's it. I mean, yeah, nobody. What do you guys think about this right here?

Starting point is 01:03:57 Oh, is it short? Should Joe Biden resign and like Kamala Harris serve as 47th president of the US? Yeah, I'm putting her on the Supreme Court. I've also just to take the 47th. So what that makes her 48th. That's what people are forgetting. He doesn't. Yeah, he doesn't like her.

Starting point is 01:04:15 He didn't want her as vice president. They made him take her. They've not agreed. If you though, where he's like you deal with them, you assist his transition team. Yeah, I mean, they don't they don't like her. Great FU though, where he's like, you deal with him. You assist his transition team. Yeah, I mean, they don't like her. She doesn't like him. That was the plot from Veep though. Yeah, it was.

Starting point is 01:04:32 It was a plot point. Snip it, oh, Biden. Yeah, it's good to see you all. Particularly good to see my granddaughter sitting in the front row here. Fair enough. I've been in Hawaii, honey. For over 200 years, America has carried out the greatest experiment in self-government

Starting point is 01:04:51 in the history of the world. That's not hyperbole, that's a fact. Where the people vote and choose their own leaders and they do it peacefully. And we're in a democracy, the will of the people always prevails. Yesterday, I spoke with President-elect Trump to congratulate him on his victory. And I assured him that I'd direct my entire administration to work with his team to ensure a peaceful

Starting point is 01:05:20 and orderly transition. That's what the American people deserve. Yesterday I also spoke with Vice President Harris. She's been a partner. And a public servant. She ran an inspiring campaign and everyone got to see

Starting point is 01:05:36 something that I learned early on to respect so much. Her character. She's garbage. She's like a ramrod. She has great character, true character. She gave her whole heart and effort. And she and her entire team should be proud of the campaign they ran.

Starting point is 01:05:53 Anyway, you see, I mean, he's not something over what is the guy who took the plight of sentence for the past year, and he's just tearing through the speech. It's curious to say what happened. Kaiser says, yes. Yeah. What happened when you fully charged the robot? Just fully charged the speech. It's curious to say, well, you have the Kaiser, so they, yes. Yeah. What happened when you fully charged the robot, just fully charge the motherfucker. They've been running him down. Is that what you're saying? That's why I was starting to glitch there as I was starting to glitch. And by the way, he has straight up beavers and butthead eyes.

Starting point is 01:06:16 Did you see that, dude? Yeah, I think it's because it was outside and he was he's got all his wrinkles that he's tried to fix with surgeries and stuff. So like. And he was, he's got all those wrinkles that he's tried to fix with surgeries and stuff. So like. But dude, the notion that he should step down and just give it to her is the most hilarious thing ever. Somebody who the people didn't vote for. We literally just had the chance to elect her.

Starting point is 01:06:37 Why would you make her president? Doesn't make sense. Kamala is like a female comic. She just thinks she deserves to be put into stuff because she's a female and there's never been a guy there. Right. She's like, I should, you should just put me in because that would be fair and nice. You're like, no, that's not how fucking goes. And they, they don't want equality. They want special treatment. That's exactly what that is. They want special treatment. Well, the female comic line got me because you're there always what they do. They always step on everybody else who was before them and act like they were never there. Where the argument

Starting point is 01:07:14 I've heard made because Johnny was talking about it before. They said that Reagan was so scattered in the last years of his second term because he was old, obviously, he had some dementia issues like that. And you could make a really, if you wanted to attack that you had every right to do so. But some people spun that and they said, yeah, they was true. For a while, Nancy Reagan was actually kind of the leader of the free world. That was the spin move they were trying to put on it for like, yes, see, it was actually Nancy Reagan that was doing it. So they played it up as a positive. And then you like, you forget about all the stuff

Starting point is 01:07:46 from before that. And then when you were talking about the female comic thing, it's like every female comic is like, you know, I don't understand why there's not a show, you know, if we had a show like Louie had a show or if I had a show where I was doing this or, and like I grew up, my mom loved, I love Lucy. We watched that shit all the time.

Starting point is 01:08:04 Yeah. Right. The Mary Tyler Moore show was hilarious. Uh, I mean, there was, there were so many things we watched. No, no, no, dude. The best example of what you're talking about is Tim Dylan and Whitney Cummings. And I love Whitney Cummings. You, nobody's perfect. You know, she, she's, it's so funny.

Starting point is 01:08:21 Like last time she did my show and I was blessed. She was in it. And you know, she was doing jokes in the main room about. She's it's so funny. Like last time she did my show and I was blessed. She was in it. And you know, she was doing jokes in the main room about why guys are jealous of trans dicks and then she had a kid and now she's like, why are trans reading that my kids at school? You know what I'm saying? Like she just, you just, just that kid just hold out all of the progressivism and just,

Starting point is 01:08:48 Sam, it's called a placenta. They took that placenta and set it on fire. Okay. It's on the right, I have to say, I saw a video. She has a kid and she's getting a regular Dick. She's couldn't be happier. Like she, she won in life. Her lies, this Lassenger, she she won in life her lies this Lester

Starting point is 01:09:05 They all won in life. They all just held off having kids for as long as they could and then they had a kid and Now they're happy and all the people that they told not to have kids I go well, I thought we were having kids and it's like good luck Have a good time But um, and it's easy for them to get a man when they're 30 and kind of rich and famous and the other 30 year old and the other 30 year old that they saw Sossin, everyone saw Sossin at that point. Um, but yeah, it's, it's, it, you know, it's so funny too. It's like, I guarantee you Joe Rogan didn't get a dollar from Donald Trump to do his podcast. I guarantee it. Yeah. They didn't

Starting point is 01:09:44 get a dollar. I call her daddy girl got money from and that is the most female comic shit I've ever heard of my life. By the way, I can't tell you how many times I've had female comics who were three years in going, how much does it pay? Oh, nothing. It pays with station. Get the fuck on stage.

Starting point is 01:10:09 You know, it makes me laugh laugh it's just like that when I heard I go yeah that's what females do females females put up there what how much Miami go making all that shit I mean I want okay let's say let's say is there is there a price is there a price to go on Rogan's would you say do you say that there like would you say that Trump should have gave him something I mean it did fucking help him but but do you think there's a price though but you think there's a price do you think for something like that how much would how much would it cost we put a dollar value on it yeah that's what I'm saying if there was a value on it because you can't just Rogan don't give a fuck if you pay him I'm just saying do

Starting point is 01:10:41 you think there's a value to going on Rogan's? That it was there a number to it? I mean, dude, I mean, you're going to think I'm not, what's a billion dollars. I mean, like you reached a 150 million people. I don't know what the number was that when it just came out, if you put Twitter acts of Joe Rogan and Elon Musk on there, it was up to all, uh, 120, 120 million a week out. It's been a couple of weeks now. Yeah. Think about what you would pay for an ad that reached that many people that

Starting point is 01:11:16 would only last 90 seconds nationwide. No, Superbowl numbers. What are the, what are you paying for an ad? On this million, six million. And you're on there for three hours and that's a captive audit? I mean, it's like, that's great. Yeah. There's no number. It's yeah.

Starting point is 01:11:33 I mean, and yeah, he, I wouldn't even say I would like, would you, I wouldn't say that was a knock it out of the park interview either. Trump had, you could tell he was kind of wearing down toward the end of the campaign, he's a little lower energy than normal. But he did a good enough job and proved he could do it. He was willing to do it. That was the most important thing. Just to stay down for three hours. Just completely kneecapped. Again, Kamala Harris, he goes, I'm 70-some, I just did three hours. Yeah, exactly. How many hours you gonna do, bitch? And then they did this brilliant And I say brilliant sarcastically political move where they said well, we'll agree to do it Rogan just has to come to us because I'm the vice president and it will only be an hour

Starting point is 01:12:13 Also that they have editing. Ah, you can approve they can edit. It's like no, you know, I mean dude It's a crazy the crazy. I'm gonna make the craziest statement the fucking I mean, dude, it's a crazy, the crazy, I'm gonna make the craziest statement. The fucking Camelot needed Joe Rogan more than Joe Rogan needed Camelot. Yup. You know, is anybody going to give a Trump props? Cause he didn't have to pee. I would have had to pee before, after, during, I would have told, I mean, unless the edit was good and Jamie edited that out.

Starting point is 01:12:41 I did not see Trump say I need to go pee. I've peed twice since we've started recording exactly that's what I'm saying gotta give the guy credit for being that old and having a bladder like that Alex Jones having to pee on Joe Rogan was the probably the hardest I've ever laughed ever because it's the only I felt for him and I was like dude I have to pee too and if I don't pee like first all, you understand that the pee is going to come forward like it's coming out of you no matter what. There's no way around that.

Starting point is 01:13:09 And then the good part was, uh, Trump answers so circularly on everything that he was actually buying his own time. So he probably thought about asking the P he goes, if I can just hit this one point, let's talk about Mike Pompeo for me. He goes, all right, boom, I'll forget about having to pee now. So I, I didn't even think about it, but to be a man in your seventies and to not pay XG's on it, man. That's killed Tony episode, the last hour and a half, I'd say last hour, I had to piss so badly. I, you know, I mean, none of the pictures after where they get to everybody who was on it in the

Starting point is 01:13:41 pictures because I had to run and I took the 10 minute piss. I just sat there unloading. Oh dude, I thought you were going to say you Fergie'd it and you just pissed right underneath the table while you were a judge. That would have been so hilarious. Tony loves that shit though. As much as you think it'd kill the show, it would Tony would be like, no way.

Starting point is 01:14:03 It's just crazy. Pissing under the table right now. Yeah, I'm doing it as we speak. So what other, uh, crazy historical, uh, stories do you have in your book? What's your favorite ones? Any of them? Well, the one that, um, you inspired was Jack Parsons. We went in on him and, uh, his whole life is terrifying.

Starting point is 01:14:25 And then, um, it's, uh, Why is it terrifying? We went in on him and his whole life is terrifying and then It's a why is it terrifying? Well, because it's it's so out and oh like it's so honest how they do it They're like listen this guy was brilliant and he practiced black magic and he figured out rocket power essentially figured out rocket trivy and he Corresponded with a lot of people that went in to do Operation Paperclip and then were, you know, obviously part of the Nazi party prior to that. And also, he got really into doing drugs and hallucinogens and ritual black magic featuring like ritualistic sex at the temple of the lima and Alastair Crowley is involved and then he gets betrayed

Starting point is 01:15:02 and he's in a group marriage thing and his wife leaves him for a false prophet known as L Ron Hubbard who's- Yeah dude, that is so crazy. I sat there, I was like, no, somebody's messing with me. There's no way this, somebody Wikipediaed what I'm reading right now. And then you're like, nope, Jack Parsons, the reason why we have an international space station, got pretty much cucked out by L. Ron Hubbard, who wrote Dianetics and Battlefield Earth, and started his entire fleet for the sea force or whatever it was called. He started that with Jack Parsons money that was supposed to be

Starting point is 01:15:36 given to him to help fund research for rocket science in America. So we put a man on the moon, if you believe in that, I know some I know there's some contrarian opinions on that, but we've put people into space. There's the idea we've at least had rockets that have gone into space. And it's because of a man who essentially worshiped the devil and smoked a lot of crazy substances and took place, took part in like large black mass orgies. So everything, all the stuff that they talk about from the satanic panic of the nineties, it was real and it was just being celebrated as NASA. Satanic panic was a giant Psyop that got itself ready for what we just went

Starting point is 01:16:15 through the last four years, which was to convince people that the whole satanic panic thing was bullshit and that, that, you know, people aren't worshiping Satan. These are just crazy Christians. So all that was bullshit. Cause if you even study the West Memphis three, there's a good chance those guys did it. And there's a good chance because Damien Nichols or whatever his name is. Damien Echols, you're saying for real, you think he did it?

Starting point is 01:16:42 Yeah. Whoa, dude. All right. Shout out to my boy, Andy Hyrule. He made me watch all three of those documentaries during COVID. Holy shit. I've never heard somebody say they did it. Dude, I can hook you up with a guy that I have two people that have been on my

Starting point is 01:16:54 show that I've talked about when you actually listen to the interrogation tapes. He knows all these details that nobody, but the killer would know whoa because they framed the one dad at the end I think yeah holy shit look at all the people came out or the West Memphis Street they're all suspect now they're all shady ass motherfuckers up to no good, you know? And even like Johnny Depp, who obviously was the end of, uh, um, some weird shit with Amber heard, like it would take somebody like Amber heard to make Johnny Depp look like a good guy. Right on.

Starting point is 01:17:38 Right. So I'm not saying he's a bad guy. I'm just saying you might be into some shady shit. I'm not saying he's a bad guy. I'm just saying you might be into some shady shit and and I've just had William Ramsey's come on and talked about and the William Ramsey pulls no punches he's like those motherfuckers did it and he has a great crime podcast where he studies all that shit and We've had other people on who've talked about how like, yeah, dude, those guys, 100% did it.

Starting point is 01:18:11 And they had, uh, they, they knew details and nobody else knew about. And I think Echols like basically alludes to it sometimes about all the dark sorcery he's in. He's not helping himself. I'll say that much. His Instagram account, if you follow it. He's just doing like it's always Ritualistic magic stuff or Going into

Starting point is 01:18:32 Astrology and stuff like that, you know, the dark magician alludes to this or whatever and he's you know, his wife is uh Wait, first of all his kid his kid from the first one's got to be in her 20s now, right? Do you guys know about Johnny and XG? Do you guys know the story or no? Of what? The West Memphis? Oh, no, not like that. I mean, I've seen documentaries and everything.

Starting point is 01:18:52 Yes. Yeah. Okay. So you guys want to make sure we weren't just Sam and I weren't on some weird. Oh, no, no, no. I mean, I was here for the episodes that he's talking about too, where I, I'm not necessarily convinced of their guilt just because I, I, uh, I mean, I know that police are, you can't trust what you see in an interrogation, uh, uh, clip, you

Starting point is 01:19:12 know, I, I, they feed people, they feed, uh, suspects lines, you know, information before and then start recording once they've done that. So I, I don't necessarily believe that because they might've had knowledge of the crime scenes and stuff that they were guilty. I never heard anybody say that they thought the kids did it. So Sam Triple, you are the first man. You're going to make me look at this case with a new set of eyes. Now, can I turn you on to a guy?

Starting point is 01:19:37 You should, I mean, it might not fit your podcast, but maybe you could do an interview, William Ramsey, you should look up William Ramsey, 100% babe. William Ramsey, You should look up William Ramsey. Mom, 100% babe. William Ramsey, bad. We got to go. And they mean Echols kid is like 21. Now I believe. Wow. No, no, I'm sorry.

Starting point is 01:19:52 Let's see. He was born in 93. So I'm sorry. 31. Yeah. That's insane, dude. That's insane. I remember Eddie Vedder showing up in the courtroom for that.

Starting point is 01:20:02 I think that was a straight. Yeah. I mean, that's just some weird, weird ass shit. You do without that shit. I know what the program anyway, going back to Jack Parsons, you know, the fact that this is all you need to know about L Ron Hubbard is Alistair Crowley contacted Jack Parsons because they knew each other and was like, dude, that guy's shady as shit.

Starting point is 01:20:29 NASA in the occult, bro. Have you heard the new theory that a gentleman came on and talked about on my show? What's the new theory? N NASA is the head of all the intelligence agencies. It is the head snake. That does not, um, I'll tell you what, this is my favorite.

Starting point is 01:20:51 So I lived in Jacksonville, Florida. We used to do gigs down in Cocoa Beach sometimes. And there was a huge thing when NASA left Cocoa Beach, cause it was known as the space coast. And people were sitting there and they were heartbroken that NASA was leaving. One of my best friends, one of my favorite comics, his name is Chris Buck, he went up on stage there and he goes, what are you guys sad about NASA leaving for?

Starting point is 01:21:12 He goes, NASA does, they deserve every terrible thing that could happen to them and they think he's going to go to the good because they killed a school teacher on national television and got away with it. So, so if you study space, space is the only thing that all of these countries all agree upon. I mean, if we got a space station and Russian, the United States are working together on a space station, but that on land, they're threatening nuclear war to each other, they're on the verge of World War three, but somehow in space They're like, let's just get along

Starting point is 01:21:49 My friend you are to collect we will get along and we will do it in space You're like, okay Gotcha in oracle too, right? Isn't there a whole and I read on space to really just watch the thing the other day again Makes me think of it every time. Yep, dude. It's weird ass shit, dude. Just watch the thing the other day again, makes me think of it every time. Yup, dude. It's weird ass shit, dude. How plugged in do you think John Carpenter was, by the way? What? Like in terms of directors that can know stuff, like John Carpenter, John Carpenter and James

Starting point is 01:22:18 Cameron are two guys that I always think are plugged in, David Lynch too, where they know something, and they're not allowed to talk about it because they're all studying like Kubrick too, I would say. 100%. Oh, Kubrick for sure. He knew stuff and then obviously there's always the creepy thing about how he died a few days after Eyes Wide Shut came out.

Starting point is 01:22:37 But David Lynch talks about the way that Hollywood works. Where remember they're gonna cast, I think it was in Mulholland Drive, they were gonna cast a certain person in a movie or something. They said, no, that person's no good. And this just weird cowboy arrives and goes, no, you're going to do this. And they never explain who he is. He's just a dark mystic force. Twin Peaks, they allude to interdimensional travel, all this other stuff. James Cameron's always been like 40 years ahead on the future for everything he's supposed to talk about. And John Carpenter gets slept on all the time for this one. John

Starting point is 01:23:08 Carpenter is the thing he figured it out, man. He's like, yeah, there's there's stuff going on in the Antarctic that we don't know about. And they don't want us to ever find out about. And it's just gonna keep it isolated down there. And then he did another movie, I think the same year that he did Big Trouble in Little China, it was called Prince of Darkness. And he essentially figures out that, uh was it? He read a book on, I'm trying to remember, I think it was nuclear physics.

Starting point is 01:23:32 Dude, you're nailing this. You're 100% correct. John Carpenter is so plugged into everything. I mean, the most conspiracy video of all all movie of all time. They live. For I always it's so on the nose that I literally didn't mention it. What's on me, dude? They live is 100% there. Prince of Darkness was nuts because it showed what was his conspiracy in there. He read about he read about something. I can't remember what he finally tried to understand, uh, uh, physics, I guess. And then they were talking about dark matter and anti-matter. He goes, Oh, that's gotta be evil. Right. And they're like, well, no, not necessarily. He goes, no, that's evil. I've heard about this in the Bible before.

Starting point is 01:24:17 He linked the Bible up to, uh, you know, uh, this weird substance that's growing in the church. Have you seen the movie or no? What they live? No, Prince of darkness. No, I don't think I have seen a movie. No, super, super slept on carpenter movie. He, uh, he had, he was way too smart for his idea was too big to be captured in a 1987 movie. I'll put it that way, but it's, it's unnerving still and it's essentially he's saying that science is the answer to how to solve evil, trying to come in through another dimension. And it's, it's all there. He's as plugged in as anybody I've ever seen, man. And he gets, I think that's why they ruined his life. New York's a penal colony. Do you believe it? It's crazy, dude. It's crazy. I just had this guy, again, we mentioned him on the last episode, it's actually coming out after this episode, but this Ben Bungarder, and he was talking about how he actually believes that the Tower of Babel wasn't a giant building that went high but it was actually a fucking certain type thing a portal and

Starting point is 01:25:34 That these you know, I mean like you look at CERN the front of the statues is is the destroyer Shiva the destroyer and like and like the is the destroyer, Shiva the destroyer. And like the destroyers mentioned constantly over and over and over and over and over again in different religions and with different names, the destroyer, the destroyer, the destroyer. And he thinks this is what they're going to do. This is how they're going to let other entities enter into this dimension. And he's, they, you know, CERN, what, you know, Eddie Bravo thinks CERN is just a giant money laundering thing, but I don't know, man. Something tells me it's, it's, it's Switzerland where all the evil comes out of. We think it's Switzerland,

Starting point is 01:26:17 like, ah, Swiss, Miss pudding girl and all that shit. Right. But it's like, really it's like the shadiest fucking place ever. All the lizard demon people are there. And it's like the, and like it fits into what you were just talking about carpenter about battling these inter-dimensionals coming into this realm. Like, is that what's going to happen? I discern that's what they keep talking about. And like pretty soon these things might be roaming the earth. I'm not afraid until I'm not afraid.

Starting point is 01:26:46 Maybe 20 years from now. I have some faith because he had a son. So I feel like we're going to be protected, but essentially Kurt Russell is the reason why the realm has not fallen. Kurt Russell is the only thing holding us back from the end of days. I'm listening. Explain. Oh, he's the hero in all the John Carpenter movies. He's the only guy when he, uh,

Starting point is 01:27:08 I'm Roddy Piper who's no longer with us. Rest in peace. Piper Roddy was the greatest. The original, the original podcaster, by the way, Piper's pit is the original podcast. He's really a Kurt Russell type too. When you think about it, I mean, he's, Kurt Russell played Roddy Piper. Roddy Piper never played Kurt Russell. Don't you ever forget that. Roddy Piper, the only man that could be, he's a, what was it? He represented three nations at once. He was Canadian, but he was a Scottish hero in America. Yeah, for sure. And it's very interesting you bring up Kurt

Starting point is 01:27:40 Russell, because Kurt Russell's a big, and I don't know if they're going to bring it back back Apple, but Project Monarch, which is the Godzilla TV show on Apple, which a lot of people believe that the monsters of that are all Nephalems. Whoa, okay. I think his son's in it too, right? Yes, his son plays him a younger guy. Oh, that's hilarious then. Dude, that's fit at Kurt Russell's this shit. He's one of the, if Kurt Russell came out and said, I'm endorsing Kamala Harris, there'd be part of me to be like, all right, is she really, maybe she's wonderful because Kurt Russell has never been wrong for me.

Starting point is 01:28:18 And at the same time I would sit there and be like, what did you do? What dirt do they have? Oh yeah. Are you threatening Goldie Hawn's life? Because he'll endorse you right now. But within 90 days, there's going to be a severed head rolling down the stairs. And Kurt Russell is going to make everything right again. I'm 100% tombstone. All about tombstone. He was great in that. Oh, he was. That was a fantastic film.

Starting point is 01:28:42 I haven't watched it in so long, but I used to watch it all the time. Loved it. He was also a good man. I haven't watched it in so long, but I used to watch it all the time. Loved it. He was also a good man. What was it? Was it The Vanishing? Was he in that? Remember? It was the one where he's like, girl disappears.

Starting point is 01:28:53 Breakdown. Breakdown. Yeah. Because I confuse it with The Vanishing. They're very similar films. Yeah. Breakdown. I enjoyed that one.

Starting point is 01:29:01 My dad would take me to see completely age-inappropriate films when I was a kid. He'd just take me to see whatever he was seeing. And that was one of those. I had to be like five or six. But yeah, breakdown. That was a good one. Breakdown's dark, man. It's entirely plausible, too. The people that are trying to help you are out to get you. That's who you got to be the most concerned about. The helping hand is the one prepared to stab you.

Starting point is 01:29:23 Who was the villain in that? It was, Oh, hold on. Uh, there was a couple, there was a, I want to say what's his name is in it. The guy who was the pilot from con air, their, their evil pilot, the con pilot. Oh, sorry. I'm pulling up his names like gator or something like that. By the way, Sam Conair is the movie that, um, the movie that people with ADHD, it's like smooth jazz to them. Why?

Starting point is 01:29:50 My girlfriend who I love to death has severe ADHD and she can't watch movies because she just winds up getting bored or something like that or doing something else. Con Air is so overwhelming of the senses that it just calms ADHD people. They're like, this is like smooth jazz. I'm in a cafe along the river right now eating, you know,

Starting point is 01:30:09 beignets. And one of my favorite bits I ever did was that Nicholas cage is a time traveler who's come here to warn us about the future. Cause everyone in Nicholas cage's movies is warning us about a threat to humanity. You name the movie. It's a lesson to learn about the elites and it's awful. All of them, I don't care what it is.

Starting point is 01:30:29 A Raising Arizona is about human trafficking, okay? That's what that's about. You can go through all of that. Nailed it. Oh man, you're a face off, obviously. Makes me worry about- That's cloning, that's AI. Long legs now, it just came out.

Starting point is 01:30:44 I gotta watch that. Nicholas Cage is the most Probably has the best career of anybody of all time because he can play campy shit fun shit Oh, no, dude, and he's been in some great stuff lately like that movie with the guy. Oh, what's his name? The guy from Game of Thrones who played the the viper, you know, the red viper he's in everything now, too who played the Viper, you know, the red Viper, he's in everything now to Joe Pascal. Yeah, Pedro Pascal. He's in that film with him. The unbearable weight of massive talent.

Starting point is 01:31:09 That's fantastic. He's in this. That's a great movie. You want to talk about just a mindfuck of a movie. He's in this film. Mandy, have you have you seen this man? I literally just saw it. Side splitters, they're so they cannot wait to have you down there again, Sam. Oh, side splitters. Yeah, I'm there. It's just though this past weekend. It's a great club

Starting point is 01:31:28 How is Tampa doing after all that hurricane stuff? What is that man? It's right there something So it is weird. It's a comedy club. Well, how'd that come out of Mandy? I was just I literally just watched Mandy while I was chilling at the condo when you when you're not selling Sam Tripoli tickets, they make you stay in the comedy condo. Oh, perfect. Perfect. Perfect. And so I'm sitting there on the condo and on Hulu is Mandy and I rewatched Mandy and the first time you watch it, you're back me up on this one, Johnny, if you felt the same way I did. I was horrified, but I couldn't look away. And then the second time I'm like, oh, wow, I don't I still don't know what this movie is about I knew what was gonna happen and I still don't know it's got

Starting point is 01:32:07 layers to it man it's it's oh it's so deep yeah he goes somewhere that's interdimensional yes color out of space too is this other one he was in it has a similar sort of I don't know if you've seen that one it's about aliens proportion of craft isn't it yeah it is it is. It's lovecraft. Yeah. Uh, oh, it's but it's, oh man, he, he's a guy who really seems to be able to do whatever he wants to do. Choose what he wants to do and kind of pursue it, whether it's good or not. Biden had a sense of humor. Biden would be hiding like, first of all, Biden should fuck with Trump. He should take like the batteries out of all the remotes.

Starting point is 01:32:42 And all the, you know, did you know that's what Clinton did to w they took all the w's off all the keyboards in the white house before George W. Bush took off. It just went, that's hysterical. It took the w off of it. Yeah. Well, I mean, Clinton used to work with his daddy on smuggling cocaine into the country, so that they probably know each other from way back in the day. And if you're going to take the batteries out of the, and if you're going to take

Starting point is 01:33:03 the batteries out of control, take them off the fire detectors while you're at it. Oh, the guy who's afraid to get deported. Okay. I got you. Um, would you got one more story for us? Any, any other stories stick out that? So I'll tell you what we'll let chance.

Starting point is 01:33:19 If you guys believe in chance, I'm just going to randomly open up to one real quick, pick a number, Johnny. Okay. You're going to go on. All right. Lame. Oh, yeah. He says he's going to open to a quick. Pick a number, Johnny. Okay. We're going to go on. He says he's going to open to a page. That's neat. Let's see. We're gonna just do this. We'll do this. We'll land on. This is a great idea for a book, dude.

Starting point is 01:33:35 I'm very excited. Again, the book is called that. I'm going to get a book. I'm going to get the, did I give you my address so you can send me a book? You did. So I have some stuff coming your way, man. And then I'll show you the stuff of the guys too, if you can. This is perfect. They're one hitters, man. It then I'll show you guys too, if you can. This is perfect. They're one hitters, man. It's great. So the book is all right. This was perfect. Perfect. Perfect.

Starting point is 01:33:51 Now I want to leave it up to fate, but we can't trust fate. We got to make our own luck here. The guy who created SEAL Team Six, did you know we threw him in prison? No. What? All right. So this is this is the greatest. I'm a Navy veteran. I'm very proud of the service that I wanted to join my whole life. I was very patriotic. I was so right wing on so many things, especially in a post 9-11 world where I'm like, I'm going to get over there. We're going to punish the people responsible. And then you see firsthand how the machine

Starting point is 01:34:21 works a little bit, even on the low level that I saw it. And you're like, all right, this isn't exactly what I thought. Maybe I'm not a military guy. I'm doing a little too much. I'd like to agree with the things I'm doing instead of just blindly following them. So that being said, there's a guy, an American hero named, and he's not well thought of in the SEAL communities. I have friends that are Navy SEALs that told me that you can't talk about this guy in public too, too often. Oh, really? So his real name is, his full name is Richard Marcinko, but his nickname was Demo Dick, right? That was short for demolition Dick, which what a porn star name if he wanted it to.

Starting point is 01:34:58 But, um, he was a Navy SEAL and the SEALs before we like the modern idea of the Navy SEALs, you know, that the David Borean who's or the Bruce Willis style of Navy SEALs that we know of, that culture came from what he brought to it. So he created a SEAL team. He fought with the SEAL teams in Vietnam, who came from the Frogmen, which was underwater demolition people. And then this is where it gets the home run immediately. He should be in the Hall of Fame just for this one idea. They help him after the Iranian hostage crisis goes poorly. They put him in charge of a full-time counterterrorism team for the United States that can deploy anywhere in the

Starting point is 01:35:38 globe at a moment's notice. And they're all well-trained experts. And he goes, all right, well, I got to get some cowboys from hell. So he starts this like process of like, all right, well, candidates. And if you showed up and you were a badass candidate, you're like, I can do all the physical stuff. I can swim. I've seen combat before, but you didn't drink and like chew tobacco like the other guys. He goes, you know, you're, you're pretty great guy, but you know, we can't really trust you. We got to get you drunk and fucked up, find out what you're all about. And, um, most of the Navy SEALs early on died just during training

Starting point is 01:36:09 because the training was so rigorous. So this guy had this great idea. They said, what do you want to name this team, uh, for this counter terrorism thing to kind of strike fear into the heart of our enemies? And he goes, call it SEAL team six. And he goes, uh, why team six. And he goes, why would we do that? We only have three seal teams. He goes, yeah, but I want Russia to think we have three more you don't know about. So he creates seal team six, they become the

Starting point is 01:36:37 most bad ass force on earth in terms of like cowboys from hell. They're pulling off all sorts of stuff. They're dropping bodies that we're still not even sure about some of the bodies that they're dropping. And then when his command, his time is up over there, he leaves the command and he starts a group called Red Cell. And Red Cell's whole mission was they were supposed to test base security. That's what they were supposed to do. They got so good at it because his guys, he brought in all of his old Navy Seal buddies

Starting point is 01:37:03 and he goes, guys, this is what we're going to do. We're going to break into our own base. So again, I will, you think I'm, this is why I'm linking this one up for you. Ready Sam? Nicholas Cage came from the future to warn us about this from the movie, The Rock. Ed Harris. Great film. Oh, it's a monster movie, man. So, uh SEALs, it's demo Dick Marcinko is breaking into bases. He got, he gets so good because American security is so lackadaisical. He's supposed to show where the weak points are, like the weak points in our security. And

Starting point is 01:37:37 he actually gets so good that he plants a bomb near Air Force One. He also hijacks a nuclear submarine. What else can he do? He starts kidnapping high ranking. Dude, that is crazy. He was amazing and he pissed off so many people because if you were in charge of base security and Demo Dick, not only would he do this, Demo Dick was pretty much treating, this is a perfect example and I hope XG is with me on this one. I think John is going to be, um, demo Dick Marcinko was humiliating people and running roughshod over military bases in the United States as if he was the outsiders era of the

Starting point is 01:38:15 NWO running roughshod over WCW. They were just showing up with Mac and people around dude. They would take admirals and they would kidnap them. And they would hold them up in like hotel rooms for a couple of days, getting the crack under pressure and stuff like that. And then they, here's the best part, they'd videotape all of it. So they got in so much trouble, man, that all these officers were out to get them. So the deep state comes in, here you go, the deep state, which by the way, my definition of deep state is just unelected officials in power for longer than any sort of a term.

Starting point is 01:38:49 Um, they all get together and they're like, we're tired of demo Dick Marcinko beating us up and exposing our secret to making us look stupid. So they put them on trial the same way they did Steve Bannon and they put them up, they hit them up for a, uh, what's he wind up serving? I think he served six months in prison for a, um, I can't believe I'm blanking right now. What's it called? Oh, it's a kickback trial, uh, for his time as a commander in a SEAL Team Six. So it's like a weapons contract or something that they thought that he was getting kicked

Starting point is 01:39:19 back money on. It was a total witch hunt trial. They throw them in jail and they say, demo, Dick, you were an American hero. You fought in Vietnam. You helped create seal team six. You helped create red cell. Um, what was your six months in prison? Like, and he goes, my easiest deployment.

Starting point is 01:39:39 I'm sure dude. And what is that? What is that television show? Johnny that I love with the big blonde guy that That's like like uh, and he goes and fights crime The the hatcher the watcher the what is it called? It's the new one where he and like he just solves crimes and look. Oh man, and it's like Yeah, he's the blonde guy. What's his name? What's that? That's what? No, dude, he's just like the super soldier who just ends up showing. Oh

Starting point is 01:40:08 Not not it's the one that Jack Reacher. Yeah, Jack Reacher. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's what this guy reminds me I mean goes to prison just running it within two seconds fucking everybody up Imagine that's your fucking Movie by the way, the Tom Cruise movie, Jack Reacher movie was great. Is it really? I love the TV show. Even though that guy started going really woke towards everything. So, no, but like the actor was like getting really woke. I'm like, okay, dude, could you just shut up? Unless you'd be homoerotic about you and your fighting and your body, please let us. I mean, every guy wants it going, Oh, I'd love to be that.

Starting point is 01:40:47 I heard the Jack Ryan TV show is pretty good too. Speaking of Jack's, uh, on T. Yeah. Are you saw it? Was it good? I dug it. Yeah. My father and I always get together and watch stuff like that.

Starting point is 01:40:58 So, uh, we watched almost every season. The last season was the best I thought, but the problem is they keep killing off anybody who's interesting because Sam's right. Like anytime, like I think anytime they start to see somebody that people are galvanizing towards like, Oh cool. I returned to, you know, some sort of a traditional masculine culture. They're like, Oh no, that guy died. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:41:18 He did. Cause he did something really stupid and totally out of character. So, you know, he was interesting. Penguin is the leading man and Penguin, have you noticed that if you watch that show, everything, every plan he has just blows up in his face and he gets bailed out by somebody else. He's just an idiot. But it's good though, right? It's good though, right?

Starting point is 01:41:36 Penguin? Yeah, it's good. No, it's good. It is. It is. Well, I don't care what anyone says a handicapped bad guy a fucking waif model chick is Is running the mob and a Puerto Rican with a stuttering all we're missing is

Starting point is 01:41:54 Is Batman in a wheelchair and we would have the most woke fucking show possible Have you seen the great show what no no I haven't watched yet. Is it good or is it garbage? I highly recommend it Okay, I'm excited I started watching the seat of Chucky and I thought it was gonna be pretty crazy gory and Chucky ends up friends with his with The gay kid that owns the doll and real Chucky would have murdered that gay ass kid He would call him a faggot and stabbed him and no now He's nice friends with them and he protects them from his dad that hates, that hates, that hates the gay.

Starting point is 01:42:28 And so it makes no sense. I didn't even know that was a movie. The seed of Chuck. That's so hilarious. The whole season on Hulu. It's a whole season on this, on this, on Chuckie being friends with the gay kid. They can't help themselves. I mean, it's just w when you realize that LA is in mourning because of Kamala,

Starting point is 01:42:46 you just realize that like Hollywood's got Hollywood has like five years of pain coming where they're just going to have to clean the gut. They're going to have to gut out all of these woke people and get back to real shows. Oh, it's just called Chucky though. Seed of Chucky is a movie. And then it's called Chucky now, but it's called it's called Hulu and it's to real shows. Oh, it's just called Chucky though. Seed of Chucky is a movie. And then it's called scary now called Chucky. But it's called, it's on Hulu and it's fucking so woke. Literally Chucky would have killed that little kid. J, Jason Voorhees is like, you know, just wants to, he realized he shouldn't be killing people.

Starting point is 01:43:17 He wants to help the, the, the gay orphans. Is that what, and that's what's going to come out. Hey, KP, great show. Great show. I hope you guys enjoyed this episode. We love having KP on, uh, KP one more time. Tell them where they can find you. Thank you so much, man.

Starting point is 01:43:34 I love you guys. It's I could have talked. I literally was just texting Mike Rominelli, apparently, uh, on the 29th of November, I'll be back at the dojo with my buddy, Aaron Berg. Aaron Berg is the best. Absolutely. Right now I'm trying to push these books so that I can, my girlfriend's got kids. If you want to know how to get with a hot chick like I got, you gotta wait till they have kids.

Starting point is 01:43:53 Okay? That's the rules. I respect that buddy. I respect that. Book is called History Isn't Boring Your Teacher Was. You can buy that. It's over on Amazon. My website, KP Burke Comedy is going to have that on there as well. If you want to watch the reels and stuff like that, that I keep putting them out that it's over on Amazon my website KP Burke comedy is gonna have that on there as well If you want to watch the reels and stuff like that that I keep putting them out. It's Instagram at KP Burke sucks

Starting point is 01:44:10 I try to put them. You gotta change that we've talked about that You gotta change from the ducks to KP's crushing I'm telling you killing it or doing awesome KP such as I I saw somebody else is like, blah, blah, blah. It's not funny. I joke. It's just negative energy. Words are magic. That's what you told me.

Starting point is 01:44:30 You have to change it, dude. KP comedian, KP author, KP history. Yeah. KP history. Yeah. I think that would be unknown. The voice, whatever it is, you gotta change the name. It's just got negative.

Starting point is 01:44:45 I'm just telling you, dude, it's negative commentations. I like that. Telling people to say you suck. And last thing, how are you feeling health wise? A killer man. It's been a year since I was in the hospital. I scared the shit out of everybody. Sam and, and Mike Romanelli included, scared. I scared the shit out of everybody, Sam and Mike Rominelli included. Scared myself, scared the pretty little blonde girl here hanging out with me, but we righted the ship and I took care of things. We learned an important lesson

Starting point is 01:45:15 about mixing Benadryl and Kratom. Oh boy. Oh boy, I have a lot of experience with Kratom and it is absolutely an op an opiate anybody tells you otherwise So you're being an adult sometimes people are like no, it's it's completely fun I was like no you got to be careful about what you mix it with. I had terrible for sure, dude Sure. All right. Well one more time. Did you are the book is Your history doesn't suck you history's not boring your teacher is the link is in the description below.

Starting point is 01:45:48 I help out KP. He's one of the best to do it. And I'm so thankful you come to the, the, uh, dojo and hang out with Romanelli who we love, one of the best to do it. And, uh, yeah, let's break down this episode. La Piatineria! La Piatineria! La Piatineria! La Piatineria! La Piatineria! La Piatineria! La Piatineria! La Piatineria!

Starting point is 01:46:28 La Piatineria! La Piatineria! La Piatineria! La Piatineria! La Piatineria! La Piatineria! La Piatineria! La Piatineria!

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Starting point is 01:46:44 La Piatineria! La Piatineria! La Piatineria! La Piatineria! La Piatineria! Great, Mr. Christopher, learn something, dude. Well, we've talked about this how the Bible's like that as well, right? It's like it's so much more interesting than they tell us. They make it boring, so we don't know. And Keepee's great, great comic. He's worked, he almost, every time I'm at the dojo, we work together, blessings. And it's a great book,

Starting point is 01:47:01 and I think that's such a great idea. 90 stories, just one or two pages. Sam, what would you think about doing on conspiracy one? Quick, quick one. Aliens, lizard people, one page. Yeah. You should give that to your, give that to your homie that's barely into conspiracy. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:47:21 For the retarded. One page, double spaced with illustrations. Yeah. One word drawing. That's it. Figure it out. There we go.. One page, double spaced with illustrations. Yeah, one word drawing. That's it. Figure it out. There we go. How about that, Johnny? Do you feel better about yourself?

Starting point is 01:47:31 A teacher, a teacher who cares and who is enthusiastic about their job. I'm thinking of my history teacher, Alan, Gary Shapiro, can make all the difference to a man. If you, but he was really interested in the subject matter. He cared. He wasn't just somebody who got stuck there and he made it interesting, you know? And dude, that's.

Starting point is 01:47:53 We love teachers on the show. I don't think teachers suck. No, that's a funny title. Many of them do suck. Listen, yes. Both my parents are teachers. I'm very sensitive about teachers. I love teachers and I really do enjoy them.

Starting point is 01:48:09 Uh, I think they work hard. I think they're underappreciated. Yes. Sometimes they get woke and it drives us crazy, but I think they're trying their hardest. So most of them, some of them are, some of them are not certainly. Some of them suck. Was I too mean the female comics on the show?

Starting point is 01:48:25 No, no. There's nothing wrong with being mean. Okay, I'm in. I'm in. But yeah, yeah. I mean, that's, you're right, dude. The Bible, everything. History is fascinating.

Starting point is 01:48:38 If you're bored by it, you just haven't found the right story yet. You haven't approached it. History, and it just repeats itself constantly, but not in a boring way. And it's not a boring way in a great way, but just constantly repeats itself. You just got to realize that dude. And it's just like, if, if you're sold on someone being great, just know there could be a deeper story. Hey, you just got to ask your questions. Oh, when people tattoo like famous people that are not dead yet, I'm like,

Starting point is 01:49:07 you should have waited till they at least thought you don't know what could come out. Even after death now, that is an interesting take. I'm going to be honest with you, Xavier Guerrero. You never know. You never know. There's someone with a JLo tattoo sweating right now. Just sweat. They didn't think about, I mean, did he that, did you know there's people with Diddy tattoos? Diddy,

Starting point is 01:49:29 Diddy lyrics on their body are Kelly lyrics. Do you imagine getting Diddy lyrics tattooed on you? Like, yeah, what's, what's the lyrics? Yeah. Yeah. You know it. We should have, why we really should have known. In the house! In the house. What are those lyrics, dude? Did you see, there's this guy who's got a great, his name's JD, he's got a really great

Starting point is 01:50:00 YouTube channel about, you know, he did Prison time. So he explains everybody and he finds this clip of like this 12 year old girl who was like, had just won some like new actress at like some, one of the more useless award shows. Okay. And you know, uh, what's his name from, um, that 70s. I asked him Kushner like gives her the award picks her up walks her over the P Diddy's like they're giving her the award right which is creepy and then after P Diddy asks you you going to the

Starting point is 01:50:37 after party after 12 year old yeah and he goes oh oh, yeah. You're like, oh, dude. Real gross. Was it the MTV Awards? Was it the MTV Awards, possibly? I'm not sure. Ashton Kushner, child actors. Oh wait, I got it right here. Okay, Diddy asked 12 year old girl to party

Starting point is 01:50:56 in newly resurfaced video. Let me see if I can, if it plays from this thing right here. Just a minute. But I don't have the video queued, if it's here I'll find it. Let's see. Oh, that's not nice. Oh no, they've removed it from Instagram. But yeah, that's her. That's her and that's them Yeah, that's it I'll see if I can find okay. Oh, is it the blockbuster movie Awards? Oh

Starting point is 01:51:41 Healthy at all white ghost looking like something from the exorcist tell me that kid doesn't look like she Spitting and she starts Throwing out vile. I don't know how real this is but someone said they read the um the files from the Diddy files or whatever And they're saying that there's someone they got Raped by his sons and they're saying it was Justin Bieber That Diddy was sending his son. Yeah, gang and that's fucking insane. You know what you know what young girl This was during the MTV Movie Awards where Davey Chase won the best villain for the movie The Ring, beating out actors like William DeVille from Spider-Man, Daniel Day-Lewis from Gangs of New York, Colin Farrell from Daredevil, and Mike Myers from Austin Powers. Big tier dudes, and they were beat

Starting point is 01:52:40 by Davey Chase. So congrats to her on that. This was also during the time where P Diddy and Ashton Kutcher were at their prime having very successful shows on MTV with Ashton Kutcher having punked and Diddy having making the band. Her name is Davey Chase and she's the real part of the beginning. This is where you listen right about to play it. Do you guys ever wonder why I already played it? I don't think you were looking, but it's you have to listen. The sound's not great if you can just it's very faint Yeah, it's not good guys ever wonder what happened to this young girl

Starting point is 01:53:16 You going after the body tomorrow Yeah, just a scumbag piece of shit, I hope we gets shanked like a motherfucker in prison. Anyways, guys, go to santerlea.com. We're going to keep this quick. Uh, go santerlea.com. Got dates coming. Obviously this weekend, you're going to see me in Tulsa. Okay. At the Looney bend. Then I'm going to be at Tampa Bay, Cancun, Mexico, Batavia, Columbus, Pottstown, and then Morristown, Jersey, and then Phoenix, Arizona.

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Starting point is 01:54:43 All right, guys check out our affiliate check out my premium content check out the cash days premium content check out our affiliates I'm only signing people. I think that can help you go check that all out in Sam Tripoli calm and enjoy the Highlights here's a clip from the latest broken sim welcome to the first ever live broken sim where you're going to get to hear Johnny do ads. Now, not just Sam doing ads poorly on cash. That is Johnny. How are you? You're in it. I didn't know I was, you wanted me to do that ad read. I will pull it up later. I'm great. I'm so effing, we can say fuck now we're on just on Twitter. Twitter dude. We're dangerous. I'm so so fucking happy the elections about to be over with dude I have my North Carolina phone number and I'm getting so many texts they text you now for the election Yeah, it's so annoying and you're like who gave you my number you I don't know. Yeah

Starting point is 01:55:36 You know, I'm sure I clicked an email someone I signed up for Apple's terms of service or something and now I'm getting fucking Embarrassed by so I don't lose Jay Gomez for TJ Miller's odd number because I wanted to have TJ Miller's in town I wanted to see if you want to do comedy chaos on Tuesday obviously obvious he said to me I sent one tweet one text to TJ Miller did I hear back from no you know what I'm not gonna text him again. I'm not gonna be like these ridiculous Politicians who just keep texting me without telling me how they got my number That's a good yet. You know what? They should lead all these like hey, this is Kamala. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry

Starting point is 01:56:19 Kamala Apologizing to the one guy who hates it that we the one guy who said he's never listening again Yeah, I'm trying to get him back. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out. Hey, this is Kamala I got your number from your buddy Billy from back home. Just wanted to tell you to come out You know if they started that way I might actually read your mom said I could text you What if it said that hey, it's Kamala your mom said I could text you would you be like, oh what? And what if it was really common? It's like, dude, I need this one vote really bad. I would be like, can I see your tits? And then I'll consider it. Would you want to see her? Would you vote for

Starting point is 01:56:52 Kamala? If you could see your tits? Absolutely. Do you think she has a fat rack? I don't care. I'd still want any titties. What do you think is better her rack or her ass? Probably her ass. Yeah. Matthew, Matthew,if, you know, does Reif technology. He was commenting about you doing a transitioning and he was saying that he'd still want to see your titties if you did. And I replied to him, you always want to see the tits no matter whose they are. Really? Yeah, of course.

Starting point is 01:57:17 So you want to see trans titties? Even, even from- I think that the word, that's gotta be the worst part. Well, no, no, no, because it's, it's not, it's not a sexual curiosity at that point though. It's a scientific curiosity Okay, so you're looking from a like a laboratory kind of like data thing. That's right. Yeah, okay interesting No, no, no! A bite rich in taste Yes, I know the right place We agree, up, up, away All to the piadineria

Starting point is 01:57:53 The sun is back with raw and streaky Add mango sauce, black pepper or black pepper You will love every bite The piadineria, la più buona che ci sia. You just put scars on it under his thing. Yeah, Johnny, but wait those are for you Are you being homophobic with me? No, I think you're like all you look at you judge in that's transphobic Sam So hold on If you're transphobic, you're you're pretty much homophobic too, right? Okay. That's a double banger Yeah, that's a double banger bro. Don't like you don't slur me. I'm not gonna slur you

Starting point is 01:58:45 John what was I gonna say to before you start going off in your love of trans? What was that about? We were talking about the election and how I'm getting blown up by text messages And how they inappropriately message me without saying who they got my number from. Yeah, it's just rude, dude There's listen We need to get back to social contracts where we all agree to like chill. Like in public, chill out. Okay? Don't walk your boyfriend as a dog through the food court.

Starting point is 01:59:19 Okay? Don't do it. Keep that at home. We don't need to see it. Please don't do it. All right. We don't need to see it. Please don't do it. Alright? We don't need to see it. We don't need to see any of that stuff. I don't need to explain that to my nephew. You know what I mean? We don't need you to whip out... Listen dude, you and I love titties, right?

Starting point is 01:59:36 Everyone loves titties. We love seeing titties. But guess what? I don't need to see titties everywhere, Johnny. I'm going to make a stance okay? I don't need to see titties at Jamba Juice all right? I'm here to get my smoothie, get in get out, get some nutrients, try to make up for all the damage I've done in my life, do a booster okay? Give me a booster. You trust Jamba Juice, yeah, dude again. I'm going in the Jamba Juice I'm hearing all the songs I used to do drugs to they're playing it right in the lobby I also change Oh Play the here comes a rooster dude. I'm like, oh you see it's a good song

Starting point is 02:00:18 It's a great song. But now now my drug songs again are corporate songs That's sad, dude. I saw Tom Morello on Twitter tweeting on the anniversary of Battle of LA, you know? I mean, what? We lost the Battle of LA, obviously. We lost the battle! If you'd like to hear the rest of this episode, subscribe to Broken Simulation in your podcasting app, or check us out at youtube.com slash Sam Trippoli. Wake up, Aaron! This is only the beginning. You just blew my mind. Tim Foyle hack, Tim Foyle hack, Tim Foyle hack.

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