Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #845: Jews With Robbie The Fire Berstein

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Starting point is 00:01:01 use the promo code TIMFALL and get in on the Precious Miles Games for as little as $50 a month Hey guys, this is our tech glare last interview We have one more episode dropping after this with our good friend pie Ian That will be the last interview, but this is technically the last interview We've done with the man the myth the legend Robbie fire Bernstein. We go into everything we go into cancel culture we ask a Jew we ask

Starting point is 00:01:25 a Jew and he answers our questions and then we just talk about everything going on in the world conspiracies Robbie Bernstein is one of my favorite people to talk to and we're very excited about that if you want to see me live we're going to be in we're going to be in a Spokane Tim Foy Eddie Bravo myself Xavier Guerrero will be live on the 9th January 9th in Spokane Comedy Club and then we'll be and we're working on doing Austin as well so that's the next thing we're working on Austin we're trying to set the deal to go to Red Band Club Batavia okay Columbus Ohio Potsdam go to Samree.com, grab all of your dates.

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Starting point is 00:02:32 We got just two more guests left. And very excited to have this guest back on. You know him. Know him as the love of him. He's on a very hot show. People are talking about him constantly. Please welcome back to the show. Robbie, The fire. Farnstein. How are you buddy? Oh man. Tripoli. It is always an honor. Thank you for having me on. Now Robbie word on the street and the streets are talking and the chatter is loud. You don't need the drone to hear it. You got a you got

Starting point is 00:02:59 a special out. Is that true? You got a special out that the kids are all loving. I just put out a first ever special Please go check it out live from the Denver Comedy Garage not an actual place filmed From a fans book garage out in Colorado self-produced 13 years in the making so uh you know I put it all into that Okay, so what's the name of it? Live from the Denver Comedy Garage, not an actual place. I like the long titles.

Starting point is 00:03:26 Okay, I like that, I like that. Dude, Robbie. That's actually the name. I didn't realize that. I thought you were saying that. Yeah, you just said, I love what you're doing. And if I had the balls, I would do it too. I'm just like going to people's backyards or wherever and doing gigs is the coolest thing

Starting point is 00:03:43 I've ever heard in my fucking life. And I love it. And I want to do it more. I mean, don't get me wrong, I love to do comedy clubs. Like I just did SideSplitter in Tampa. That's a great club. It's a great club. It's a great city. It's full of filth and I love it. But it's also cool to just go right to the place and just gig and just do people's backyards

Starting point is 00:04:07 and all that stuff. So you should be commended on like you're just doing it so grass roots. And I think it's great man. And I'm super happy for you. You got some dates coming up, right? Yeah, this weekend, Thursday night, I'm with your boy Howie Dewey. I took your advice. I got a new political show going.

Starting point is 00:04:25 Gonna rename it We the Stupid. It's currently Rob's political comedy jam, but I'm gonna rename it We the Stupid. Create a little bit of a platform for the people that like running the political jokes. And then this Saturday I'm in San Antonio, Texas, back in a backyard, off-season porch touring. And excited, you know, I've been home for a month, so it's good to be back out and gigging. I love it, dude. How do to be out back out and gigging.

Starting point is 00:04:45 How do you pick these backyards or these garages? Because, I mean, we have some crazy fans and some that we love, but I would look at Sam like, how are we picking these garages? It's a leap of faith. You should do shows and outside of home depots. Just start taking over the sheds. Yeah, we're going to know your friends are building building the stage in the background while you're all you're. Yeah, start working. Your friends are building the stage in the background. While you're...

Starting point is 00:05:09 While they're working and listening. Very exclusive podcast for the two fans that can buy a ticket into the Home Depot shed. Yeah, there we go, bro. There we go. Sell them for $1,000 each. That'd be great. Yeah, it's a leap of faith. The logistics are a nightmare of trying to line up cities all in one area. And I don't have much paranoia amongst people, but when I get requests in remote locations, I'm always like, this is going to be the CIA.

Starting point is 00:05:36 I'm just telling you with my- I live that life. I live that life. With my paranoia, I have no concern that some random fan is anything other than a wholesome, nice individual that wants me to tour in their backyard. But when I get remote locations, I'm like, I'm going to show up. It's just going to be me and them. They're going to close the door and go, all right, this is what's up.

Starting point is 00:05:56 And then I'm going to have a chip inside my asshole. Do you have weird moments? Because I have this thing with my fans where I went so long without having fans. And that I have fans now is that sometimes I don't know how to react around fans. And I just talk their ear off to the point that they kind of have to come up with excuses on why they got to go. You actually drain your fans to the point that they're trying to back out of conversations.

Starting point is 00:06:22 Yeah, that's how it is. I'm like, no, hold on. I'm not done. Anyways, it was 1800. Hold on. We're not even back out of conversation. Yeah, that's how it is. I'm like no hold on. I'm not done. Anyways, it was 1800 And That's kind of how it goes. So do you ever have moments where you're doing somebody's house? They're like, yeah My wife said it's time to like kind of wrap it up. We got put the kids to bed Are you had a great show feel bad, she's making me do this. But I think you guys gotta go back to the hotel.

Starting point is 00:06:50 You know, I haven't had that experience yet, but Sam, maybe when I have the wealth of knowledge that you have, and I feel like I just need to relay it all to save people's souls, maybe I'll get there where it's two in the morning and some host is like, all right, can you tell the guy he's got to leave the shows over libertarians like there is no time keep going to the hotel the batalions time is a government structure

Starting point is 00:07:14 i've had times where i'm not in the mood to party so i got a shut down the backyard cuz it's a you know two in the morning i've had my beers and it's like i can't i'm not going to leave the host with the party if I'm not there anymore. So I've had a couple of times where I have to mom and dad my own party, which sucks and go, all right, show's over, but those are rare moments. How old are you now, Rob?

Starting point is 00:07:34 36. Okay, yeah. Oh, you just hit it, Rob. Yeah, and wait, talk about just hit it. I like the last week I just hit back hurts era. Like I'm in a new stage of life of like I'm becoming a full scale Jew of just my back hurts. 35. I tell everybody 35. I had somebody the other day tweeting I'm 30 but I feel like

Starting point is 00:07:56 I'm 18. What is this topic? I go 35. I saw that tweet and I thought it was hilarious cause I was like Sam nailed it. It's literally you feel the same until all of a sudden you're 35 and you're like, oh, am I hungover? I barely drank last night. Why am I tired? I'm supposed to be fine. Yeah. Oh my God, my asshole hurts.

Starting point is 00:08:17 Was I not supposed to eat at four in the morning? Can I not eat at the four in the morning anymore? Like, and then all of a sudden, like you slowly just, you know, life just takes fun away from you. But it's kind of the interesting dynamic in that it forces you to behave more, which in a way is good. Like I almost feel like it's a flaw of the universe

Starting point is 00:08:36 that you, like the delay of consequence which allows you to engage in bad behavior. And I think the universe almost forces you to be an adult because the consequences come sooner. So it becomes easier to behave. Well, I find hilarious is how there's this notion that we used to live longer, much longer lives into the hundreds of years. And I think that would be misery.

Starting point is 00:09:02 I am 50 years old. I'm already over everything. I'm over would be misery. I am 50 years old. I'm already over everything. I'm over all of it. I'm getting to the point where it's like, you gotta really entice me to leave my house at this point. I'm just chill. I got a giant Jumbotron television. I'm chill.

Starting point is 00:09:19 I got my kids. I couldn't imagine being 205 years old. And you just be like, I hate everybody. Don't ever come around me again. That's how it seems to be. Cause you know, not enough seasons of ink master for you, Sam. There's not enough seasons of ink, which is very occult by the way. I love it, but there's so much occult symbolism in that shit. You're like, Oh my God guys. You're the host David. Is it still David? What's his name? David Negron. They finally phased them out. They, they were working on something where they were trying to come up

Starting point is 00:09:48 with ways to slowly get rid of them. We're now he just show up at the television would come down and he's like, but wait, there's more. And they were like, Oh Dave, you're so great. Now he didn't even show up on this last season, but I love the brain ride of it. I love the brain ride of it. So Rob, uh, you know, we had just an episode with some really great podcast. You should go on the show, the Nephilim desk, squad guys and Mark, um, and Mar and, uh, they, they have a lot of hope and include Johnny have a lot of hope for 2025. Are you in that mode? Are you ready to get the party started in 2025? They think it's going to be a good year. Part of me thinks that as well. But I want

Starting point is 00:10:32 to know your thoughts. Is this specifically just, are we talking universe or like the Trump administration is 2025 for like a new start? You know, there was a lot of talk in the last episode of a golden era. Like we're entering a golden era, high vibrational, things start to turn to the positive. To be clear though, they were saying that this is, that will be a temporary, that it's just, you know,

Starting point is 00:11:00 we're passing through that golden era on the way to some dark, dark shit. But yeah, I just feel optimistic Generally for next year. I feel like Johnny. What are you talking weeks here or years? No, no, I know next year I think they they agreed would was going to be you know, quite good They said yeah, they agree like the whole next four or five years We're gonna be good and then they claim that after that it was gonna be chaos again And we better be ready for well, let me tell youster, that guy's got the best handle on the universe.

Starting point is 00:11:28 So if he very specifically knows that we're in for five years of goodness followed by famine, that's the authority right there. And it sounds like he's got the specific dates down that it's specifically five good years. I'll take it! Yeah, five good years, I'm not that forward looking for three weeks from now. So if you tell me there's five full good years coming my way, that that's a lifetime as far as I'm concerned. As a libertarian, is there anything to get excited about Trump about in your opinion? Yeah. Well, all right. So I, I, I feel good, but that's mainly because, uh, I'm a selfish person. I feel like my career is in the best place that it's ever been so you know I'm excited for for what's

Starting point is 00:12:08 coming for me I can't speak for the rest of the country but no I think we're in a good place I think Trump is gonna wind down some of these wars I think that's true of everything except for what's going on in Israel I think Israel is gonna have the full support of this administration but I do think we're gonna get out of this Ukraine mess I don do think we're going to get out of this Ukraine mess I don't think we're going to keep ramping up towards World War three I think the administration is going to be pro Bitcoin Which which is interesting. I think it's just actually that they're I don't think they really care about Bitcoin

Starting point is 00:12:41 I think they're bribing a new demographic I think the same way that unions used to get together and they would vote in a voting block, there's almost this Bitcoin voting block which even has BlackRock as a part of it now. And so I think Trump's going to come in and it's going to be a better environment for securing Bitcoin into the future, which might actually rob the machine of some of its power down the line uh... but for the moment i think uh... hold on to those maybe take some profits but don't tell anyone said that uh... i think it's a good environment for bitcoin i think trumps gonna

Starting point is 00:13:14 usher in a new era of uh... us actually just roll baby drill i think that that's gonna be good for the environment uh... not for the environment i don't care about the environment i think it's gonna be good for the economy uh... and i think the environment. I don't care about the environment. I think it's gonna be good for the economy. And I think we're gonna see a nice little energy boom. I think the tariff talk is not gonna be as scary as everyone says. I think there is a little bit of 40 chest going over there. And I actually think we're gonna secure the border. I think that that's gonna be a good move. And I think we're at the end of the woke era. I think the wheel has turned on that and all the horse shit that we just had to go through for a lot about the last

Starting point is 00:13:47 seven or eight years i think uh... i think the wheels turned on that one for now so all those things that you know you're missing yes not the misty you think we are entering a golden era well i would want i wouldn't go that far cuz there's so much risk on the table in my head of government debt and spending.

Starting point is 00:14:10 I see a lot of bubbles existing in the world. I don't think we've seen the end of the commercial real estate bubble. I don't think we've seen the end of quantitative easing unwinding. I remain always with some concerns of financial chaos, of a big downturn in the markets. But I've felt that way for the last decade and have been wrong as everyone else makes money in the stock market. So I can't tell you with certainty when that one's going to unwind. But that to me always exists.

Starting point is 00:14:41 It continues to exist. And I think Donald Trump wants to spend as much money as anyone who's ever been in office. So that to me is the scariest thing that's out there. So we've had this discussion, I was just talking to, again, on the last show, about my Twitter has been doing really well. Like, I haven't had these kind of numbers

Starting point is 00:15:07 when ran for office and I was crushing it on YouTube. The show was crushing it on YouTube. I was getting hundreds of thousands of views and then the big censorship movement came and I just got shadow banned into the dark realms no matter how much people want to tell you that I mean it's unbelievable how people just don't want to believe that that story you know like people you know for a while there people were taking my content putting it on their

Starting point is 00:15:39 channel blowing up with it you know and I would still get no views on you were completely thrown off Twitter for a time, right? Like, didn't you have a giant handle that you got back? Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't till I was off for years, they took away my main channel. I have a social media person whose only job right now is really just to keep my backup accounts going for if they take away my shit. And then by the way, the unseen side, firstly to me,

Starting point is 00:16:09 you know I love you and I think you're doing phenomenally well in comedy and that you've got a big presence, but if you think about how interested the world has gotten over the last five years in conspiracy theories and how ahead you were in terms of that being your natural interest in the marketplace for that and how many topics you've probably been proved right on the slowing down of what you could have accomplished if I They weren't making your content less available like, you know, I never think about these things for me

Starting point is 00:16:39 you just got to push forward and do what you're doing and And put what you're putting into the world But in terms of where you probably would have been if there wasn't your channel taken down, it like they if you you can't think that way, because it just makes you irritated and negative. You want to go see therapists and do drugs. Yes. Because you're watching these people who, you know, I'm a lover. I want everyone to do well.

Starting point is 00:17:04 Like, I don't wish ill will on anybody. I want them to do well. But my whole thing has been, the only person I ever got really jealous of, and not in a negative way, I was just like, fuck man. Why can't I be like that? But I I'm in full blown, full homo love of Tim Dylan. Like I love him. He was just on like broken Sam and he's, I, I considered him to probably the, him and, um, um, Nick Mullen are I think the two fastest guys I've ever seen in podcasting. I just, I love them and I'm so happy for their success, you know, but yeah, dude, it's just

Starting point is 00:17:49 like it's just like to be seen as a crazy person by so many people and to now kind of be accepted and to be getting on a lot of people are like, oh dude, you're on this great run in podcasts. It's like I'm really outside of Roseanne, just doing my friends podcasts, you know, like it's just, I've been allowed back in to like, Hey, okay, come on and tell us what you know. Now my phone's blowing up all the time, asking me what's up with these drones and stuff like that.

Starting point is 00:18:19 And so yeah, it feels good to be loved. It feels good to be loved. I was with Eddie Bravo this weekend. He's like, you're blowing up, dude. It's great. It's like, I'm going to be loved. It feels good to be loved. I was with Eddie Bravo this weekend. He's like, you're blowing up, dude. It's great. It's like, I'm going to be honest with you. I don't really want that fame that a lot of these guys have because it seems it comes with like a bullseye on you.

Starting point is 00:18:36 And I just, I'm not, I don't want that at all. I just would like to sell a couple more seats and that's about it. Like I like being like a blade, a day walker where I can hang out with the super famous people and chill but also walk around everybody and observe everything and enjoy that kind of stimulus when it comes to stand-up comedy. But like the big, big, big dog it just seems like there's a bull... there's either either there's just such a bullseye on you of People

Starting point is 00:19:08 Thinking they could still cancel you and even worse like people just trying to get views off your name Like that's the most annoying shit I've ever seen at all You know there there seems to be this kind of move like that You know Johnny and I often talk about these only fans who have these weird kind of move like that. You know, Johnny and I often talk about these only fans who have these weird kind of cells. This is their pitch. You know, it's like Johnny, you remember the, the, the girl who couldn't stop talking about how her dad or stepdad like subscribe to her only fans. Yeah. She goes, she appears on other people's podcasts with this light, like she's retelling a horror story over and over again like non-stop for you hate him. I mean it's acting It's fabulous acting, but yeah, she's uh yeah

Starting point is 00:19:48 She tells the horror story of finding discovering that her stepfather was subscribing to her only fans to promote her only fans Yeah, which seems can you blame the stepdad? You're probably a hotter version of your mom Yeah, I mean If that's true, that's if that's true, that's not dad dad and uncle would be weird stepdad good for stepdad He's probably getting getting some images in so that he can clock it and pay your mom with you. I'm with you I'm with you to the extent that it's not a Incestuous thing but it is a weird marketing ploy. That's her marketing ploy, you know I'm so hot that even my stepdad couldn't resist looking at this come check out what my stepdad's will that's the implication

Starting point is 00:20:33 But she tells it like she's talking about a core trauma, you know to her I mean she's like that she's traumatized by the fact that her stuff dude If you go on only fans and you think for one second that the people in your like that's why that's the selling your soul part that's the consequence first 100 subscribers are all people you went to high school with a hundred you're basically just describing being a bitch where you're like oh this is for everyone else but not my stepdad of course your stepdad's gonna look that up he's a dude wait a second that the one The person's room who I never went into and violated their

Starting point is 00:21:06 privacy, just put it up online. I get to see young version of mom's tits. Of course he's looking at it. Damn, you're a creep. No, and I understand what you are saying, but what I am saying, right? What I am saying is that her marketing, to market that angle is weird to me. And the reason I'm bringing up is I feel like that's Anthony Jeselnik's exact same thing right now. Like this weird kind of marketing thing that he's doing for a special, which is fuck the podcasters and fuck, fuck these. He's conservative, quote unquote, comics, which is so weird, you know, that he sees like people like, and again, Tim Dillon said best, let him hate. He can't totally hate. It's just a weird selling marketing point because it's literally every thumbnail he's in is either cancer culture. Is it real or conservative comedy? So it's just a weird marketing ploy

Starting point is 00:22:02 to me because I mean, correct me if I'm wrong Have you guys watched Anthony jeslin like specials? Have you I've seen some of them not the latest one Is there jokes about pedophilia is there jokes about domestic violence? Yep Okay, so what what what are you? What are people like Legion of Skank saying that's so What are people like Legion of Skanks saying that's so off to you, but the domestic violence and the pedophilia jokes are somehow acceptable? The point of that is, is like, you would be welcomed in the Legion of Skanks universe, the ecosystem. You would fit in perfectly. You would fit in perfectly with the, the, the Joe Rogan,

Starting point is 00:22:47 you know, mothership group, like your whole thing was called the Jesonik offensive. Like you were, you, you're, you, that's how you made your bones. And now suddenly you're like railing against it because it's just this marketing play that I just off of people's names. And it just, it's annoying to me. Hey guys, real quick. I want to tell you about our good friends at CopyMyCrypto. The crypto market is on fire. You gotta figure out these coins before they pop.

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Starting point is 00:28:02 mattress orders. Yeah, listen, anytime people are putting negativity or just complaining into the world, and particularly when they're attacking other comics, but it feels to me the same way a decade ago people were complaining that the people on television were getting all the spots at comedy clubs and they're not real comics,

Starting point is 00:28:18 or even now you get people complaining, hey, the whole line of just people that are famous on Instagram. So it's like, you know what I mean? It's more of the same thing of, hey, I'm the authentic comic and all of these people with their podcasts, they're not the real comedians, but listen, I got nothing to lose here. You're also, so you were a TV guy, so you're a blessed TV guy. You came out of the TV system. And then, and also it's not like you're a Carlin, like listen, Anthony Jesselnyk's really funny. He's got great jokes,'s not like you're a Carlin, like listen, Anthony Jesselnyk's really funny,

Starting point is 00:28:45 he's got great jokes, but he's not like a Carlin truth-sayer. You know what I mean? Who are you to criticize anybody else's comedy as more or less authentic? You tell jokes and they might be great jokes, but like you're not, you're not, listen, there's comedy that I love,

Starting point is 00:29:01 but it's not the top tier of comedy. You're not doing Doug Stanhope's best specials. You know what I mean? So it's like, who are you to criticize the way anyone else is doing standup? Like, God bless you're funny. You have good jokes. I'm not saying that your jokes aren't good,

Starting point is 00:29:15 but to me, you're not like the pinnacle of the comedian to be criticizing the way anyone else approaches it. But it's just, like you said, it's just bad marketing of. It's just interesting to me you bring it up because like he was a TV system. Yeah, he came out of the roast. He came out of the roast, had a Comedy Central show, then the NBC thing. So he's out of the old dead system, but he still feels like he's more entitled to the

Starting point is 00:29:42 fame than the people out of the podcast system. So, okay, okay. So you think if his podcast did good, he was top 100 comedy. Do you think he would be going after the, if he came 10 years later and he was a Rogan guy with the podcast and he was, people were listening to his podcast because he was on Rogan and he was selling tickets because they knew him from the podcast and everyone in the podcast circuit was going Hey, this guy's got the best jokes of all of us. Why would he be criticizing everyone dude?

Starting point is 00:30:10 That's the most real shit you'll hear. That's the truth. You hate what you can't do if those who can't troll and Jelsen looks great, dude, but it's just like hey, bro It just this is this is gonna work for a little while and then it's just like, hey bro, this is gonna work for a little while, and then it's just like everything else, it catches up with ya. And it just makes me sad, because he fits in with all these people so much, and it's so obvious he hates podcasting, cause it doesn't play to his strengths. And we see that a lot.

Starting point is 00:30:41 And that's why I'm happy about where I am as comedically, and that's why I think what you're doing is amazing And you know, i've seen dave smith get a lot of shit and I go it just it just doesn't matter How hard and pure you try to? To entertain and dave's built for that shit. He likes that stuff But it's just like just listening to just people put your name in a video, just, it's just cloud chasing. And it makes me sad.

Starting point is 00:31:11 The other thing with Jess and me is, if you're gonna show up to showcase clubs, like I guess how little do you mind confrontation? Like I even as I'm saying, I'm like, ah shit, maybe here's this and I gotta run into, like I don't like confrontation. That's what we're comics, we like talking shit on stage. But it's like, you know what I mean? But who wants to show up to comedy clubs and feel like you've got beef with everybody?

Starting point is 00:31:31 So I don't understand the publicly shitting or creating beef with other comics. It doesn't make sense to me. It's just weird to me. And it's from a different time as well. And maybe he thinks there's a value in it that they need, that the left left needs that but I don't understand how he's a leftist Yeah, that also about All the time I know it's such a weird thing to me, you know, and I give them credit At least going after someone huge like Rogan because for the longest time, you know I thought he only did jokes about people he thought he could beat up, which was women and children. You know, that's the

Starting point is 00:32:08 only stuff I would ever see him do jokes about, you know. It's so weird to see him aligned with the left because the left was so into censorship and like the way, you know, like there was the thing of like kink shaming. So it's like, why would you give anyone shit for what they laugh at? Like you don have to laugh at it you have to like this but if i like telling dark jokes in his audience that likes dark jokes why can't if you're allowed to go be a uh... transvestite this that bathroom loving turd whatever non-king shaming you for that

Starting point is 00:32:39 why can an audience like a dark joke and so for just let's see when you're dark comic and so for just like it when you're dark comic and so for jessel nick to uh... i i guess of i i i i i i mean i guess he was really censored as a show is gone before that and he kind of still has is uh... clout from from his tv days and you know but it seems so hard for personality like that to be aligned with the left but you're in hollywood was he a fan of the puffed out a party for a personality like that to be aligned with the left. But you were in Hollywood. Was he a fan of the Puff Daddy parties?

Starting point is 00:33:06 I mean, it's definitely weird. I always think you talk about what you know. That's all I'll say about that. It's like, you know, you can have a joke here and there, but when you got 15 minutes on it, it's like, what are you pulling from? And you know, it's just very weird's very, it's very weird to me. And it's just weird to me.

Starting point is 00:33:27 It's just a weird thing that I just don't understand. So let's get into some stuff too. It's like, you know, he complains about there's no cancel culture, right? You know, I just did a weekend in Cancun with Leonardo, Joni, and she's great. Oh, punches. She goes big game hunting and she lost her Patreon, which is a big way she makes her money. So explain to me how there's no cancel culture

Starting point is 00:33:54 because what they want to, because they look at something like Chris Thalia, who all Chris Thalia did is what Jerry Seinfeld and Jeff Ross did. Okay. That's all I did at the worst. That's what he did. He hooked up with a 17 year old and I'm not as a man who has daughters. I don't condone that at all, but at the worst, that's what he's Seinfeld.

Starting point is 00:34:15 He can't get any ads on his shows. He can't do anything, but because he sells theaters, they go, there's no, there's no cancer culture. There is 100% cancer culture. theaters they go there's no there's no cancer culture there is 100% cancer culture that guy was on the Mount Rushmore of LA Comedy and now he's excommunicated they can't even barely can barely put his name on a flyer for the Laugh Factory without getting shit so it's just weird to me that he thinks that it's just it's just I what do you want the guy to die in the corner it

Starting point is 00:34:43 just makes no sense to me it's just it's just a do you want the guy to die in the corner? It just makes no sense to me It's just it's just a weird thing. So that is by the way the answer to that for them is yes Yes They want they want all these guys to just go off and kill themselves is really what that's at the end if you if you got None of their core belief it would be that yes, they should go off themselves the most. Well, I mean What I think he means council culture and economy too is just what you say as like what Tony Hinchcliffe said he says some racist shit and they counsel him for a little bit but that Dilea shit that's actually kind of like on a pretty pedophile kind of shit where

Starting point is 00:35:16 I think that's counseled. That's pretty counseled like Louis CK got counseled for a little bit. We all forgave him now he's kind of like kind of back. But speaking to Sam's point like actually I cut you off Let me I'll let you know I was just saying like there's different types of council culture like you can get counsel for a little bit, which is just what you say racist shit and They forgive you about it But that what Delia said I don't think Delia can come back for it even if it is true if it's not true

Starting point is 00:35:40 But it's something that some people just don't forgive like it's hard to let him know like Sam said I got daughters. It's hard to but you can forgive that fucking Tony Hinchcliffe set some Puerto Rican shit. I think like Louis might be back now where he can go sell out Madison Square Garden, but he was canceled Louis CK was probably trajectory to make a hundred million dollars In his career just because he elevated to the next level, which was producing things. He had multiple shows on FX. I mean, dude, Louis C.K. is still phenomenally funny and he's putting out great specials and he's self-producing movies, but he's not going to be, hey, I've got five shows that I'm producing and I'm winning the Emmys every year.

Starting point is 00:36:19 That's not happening again. Right. So it's true that there's an environment that does not care about offensive jokes, and we're starting to break through a little bit more now, especially as all the networks have kind of... Comedy Central doesn't exist anymore. Five years ago, Comedy Central was still a little bit relevant. I don't even know what's on there anymore. I don't think they do new programming other than they brought Jon Stewart back. But it used to be kind of needed to get on that. Like now that's not helpful.

Starting point is 00:36:46 You gotta try and get on Rogan. You gotta try and get on Legionist. Like it doesn't, so they're right that we've kind of, the market won out and that people love the comedy that we do and for a while the gatekeepers were saying no to it because they got into all this woke horse shit and just wanted to platform that. And I think we've broken past that.

Starting point is 00:37:05 But that doesn't change the fact that there was significant internet censorship over the last couple years. I got repeated strikes on my channels. I don't know to what extent things are shadow banned. It doesn't like, and I agree with him that it's lame to spend your entire career complaining about, hey, they're trying to keep me down. That's not my approach. That's not your approach. Go create your content, go

Starting point is 00:37:26 try and break through, go try and find your market. If anything I think it's cool that I'm a fucking dorky ass pretty conservative leaning Jew from New York City and I get to be punk rock because they tried to censor me for dumb dick jokes that I make that I now get to play people's backyards. You know what I mean? I almost think it's cool that the world became so gay that I get to be punk rock and forge my own path when it's so unnecessary and I'm not actually a cool person. So like to me, it's don't complain, go do what you're going to do. And so I agree with Jessel Nick, the people that are complaining, oh, people aren't giving

Starting point is 00:38:01 me the opportunity. It does like that's lame to complain. That's coming from a guy who's gotten every opportunity possible Yeah, but yes people that can never ever complain that he didn't get a shot and I know Wonderful comics who never got a shot and you can't say that's because they weren't good enough It's just like they just never got a shot as I came through LA There was different eras. When I moved here, it was the nerd era. Then it became the women's beard era.

Starting point is 00:38:29 The beard era. And then there was the gay one. The diversity era. And now we're getting out of that to now who knows what it's going to be. Some people think it's going to go back to the clever shit. I don't think so. I, you know, my, my biggest issue is obviously with, with algorithms, like Anthony Jeslin, it does not understand what happens when the system doesn't like you because he's, he's, he's a cool kid. He's always been a cool kid. And I like Anthony, just like I've known Anthony since he was an open mic orer. I wish him well, but this gets into this whole thing that I want to talk about. It's like Mark Zuckerberg trying to think that we're dumb and he's going to kind of be a libertarian. When I've seen nothing

Starting point is 00:39:18 even close to that. I mean, dude, when I first got my Instagram back and people are going to be, this is just Sam Wynne. No, this is what I'm talking about. On my Instagram, I got 5 million views in the 30-day period. I am now down to 250,000. I cannot live stream on a post that they took down and then agreed there was nothing wrong with it, but they kept the penalty that I can't live stream to January. I have not been allowed to use the mechanism of advertising that so many of my good friends are doing

Starting point is 00:39:55 flourishing on Facebook and on Instagram. I'll give you a fun one. I'm permanently banned from Facebook and Instagram advertising. This is crazy. Ready for this? Yeah. Because we had a from Facebook and Instagram advertising. This is crazy. Ready for this? Yeah. Because we had a private Facebook group for the part of the problem subscribers. It was a private Facebook group. And at the beginning of COVID, in the private Facebook group, people are sharing information about COVID that later all turned out to be true and accurate. Now, this was not even publicly on Facebook. This was in a private group for subscribers of the show. And because the group was taking down off of Facebook, and I was an administrator on

Starting point is 00:40:31 the group, I'm permanently banned from advertising and some other Facebook mechanisms. That's crazy. And tell me, okay, cancel culture doesn't exist. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like so easy when you're in, even if it's a dying system to be like there's no cancel culture. He doesn't understand it. I have the people that like you, you've been like, like Jimmy Doris is all time. It is like literally not being able to advertise on Facebook to where regards to yeah, there there's there's not a lot of TNA going

Starting point is 00:41:06 on there. But you know, is there moms, dads, friends, high school people, they don't know your shows coming. Now they can't, they'll never know. And they're like, ah, yeah, I wish I would have known. Well, I tried to tell you, but my reach doesn't go anywhere. I had, I mean, it was mostly through COVID. Every single time the channel started getting hot, they put a strike on it. And that's just what I'm seeing. I don't even see on the back end the extent by which the content is unshareable,

Starting point is 00:41:36 it's unpromotable. I would have no way, I'm sure some expert, if I felt like hiring them to do a channel review could give me that insider information. But I mean the idea that firstly the idea that cancel culture did not exist over the last four years that's that's just certifiably not true so ridiculous dude it's just absolutely there's some there's people were conflating cancel culture with being... Okay, I'll say this. You can be canceled and still find an alternative

Starting point is 00:42:10 audience or an audience in alternative media. And many people think that, oh, he's succeeding in alternative media so he wasn't canceled. I know it's just what you were saying a second ago about... It's like surviving. It's just like you gotta find a way to survive. Yeah, I mean, it's a little bit like if the government brought a fake lawsuit against you and you said well you had every opportunity you had you needed to prove your innocence and it's like yes but I didn't get to flourish and live my life. I had to expend all of my resources fighting this fake court case. So you know it's the uh I

Starting point is 00:42:40 guess it's the unseen of how much more prolific you could be if I if they weren't muting the channels Which they certainly do No, and and and you know aside from the people who are canceled. I mean we've encountered people You know people who are guests on this show Another side effect of of that is you have many people Who are just avoiding these topics altogether who could be flourishing in that space if they weren't so fearful for losing Hollywood? I love that though. That's the punk rock thing that I was talking about.

Starting point is 00:43:10 I think I heard Stan talk about that once. It's like, good, spook them all out of being cool. You know what I mean? To the extent that everyone else wants to be scared about actually talking about what they're interested in and leave more market share for me to be authentic and interesting, good. I saw a comic. I'm not going to say their name and I could say who the other comic was, but I saw a comic that was somewhat controversial. Sit down

Starting point is 00:43:37 by this other comic and this other comic get up before anyone could take a picture of them and leave. That's insane. That's Hollywood right there. Do not say. I know, I know, I know, I know, I was there. I was like, oh my God. And it's a picture you should want to be in. It's a picture you should want to be in.

Starting point is 00:43:59 I almost sat down in this spot. I was like, all right, I'll take it. You should have. That's Hollywood. Yeah, I mean, like, so I'll take it. You should have. That's Hollywood. Yeah, I mean, like, so, I mean, it's just interesting to me. But I mean, this is what we're doing. By the way, talk about, I would never call this out,

Starting point is 00:44:13 but I do hate fake edgy, where people are doing things that are very allowable and pretending like, oh, I know I shouldn't be saying that. I hate that shit. And I'm also hoping that when the market fully, I hope when the market fully turns back to More of a not just appreciation for the edgy stuff But that being pushed a little bit more that all the people that were playing it really safe

Starting point is 00:44:34 Don't just grab up that audience and they're totally are That's the part that makes me jealous for it's like no I've been actually been doing that for 13 years fuck you Yeah, but like Sam says mean these mainstream conspiracy shows now that are becoming wildly popular there Yeah, yeah the hawk to a girl is doing this By the way, I mean I guess like I don't pay attention sir. I don't care I think it could not be less relevant to my life, but every time I see her with that I'm like that's Sam's shut up hawk to a girl go go do your slut shit like what are you doing but we don't sluts and her man I can't but wait upset Sam's point on that safe dangerous or safe edgy yeah we kind of need them at least

Starting point is 00:45:16 for now safe dangerous but we kind of need them for now because it brings them to watch your stuff and watch our stuff someone that gets into conspiracy. We don't want them to go too deep. We don't want them to, we don't want Jimmy Dore telling everybody we didn't land on the moon or that viruses don't exist because he would lose so many of his crowd when he, and eventually maybe he gets there, but he has a bigger purpose,

Starting point is 00:45:41 even more than what this show initially started as, which was the kiddie pool, you know, the training wheels to get you into the deeper shit and now to bring people, now we're trying to go as deep as we possible because we're hurling towards a thousand episodes and it's time to just get fucking as crazy as possible because there are so many people in the space

Starting point is 00:46:02 and I do feel the crowd is, you know, it's like Dana's in the P. Diddy right now, my girlfriend. people in this in the space and I do feel the crowd is you know It's like Dana's in the P. Diddy right now my girlfriend. She never was in the conspiracy She's totally like into that whole dark realm of shit. So it's getting more and more interesting in that Um, I want to get in go on Okay, I was thinking about this. I wrote it down as a joke premise today I don't know that I'll ever develop it into a bit But I think you might have some insight on this Did you see the video you must have seen the video in the Syria prison where they?

Starting point is 00:46:32 Got this well groomed individual. It's so literally It's the funniest thing I've ever seen because it's the biggest flop I've ever seen not the biggest flop, but it's a pretty big flop where firstly, they clearly had the worst acting job ever. Is it Carissa Ward? Is it Calissa or Carissa Ward? Is that her name? I don't even know. But this segment obviously made no sense and was filmed.

Starting point is 00:46:55 The guy was too well groomed. He wasn't famished enough. He wasn't afraid of the sun. None of it made any sense. And then it later turned out that he was actually a torturer within the regime. So they could not have flopped worse. But then that got my brain thinking like... Yeah, it's a clorus reward.

Starting point is 00:47:10 They are not prepared for the internet where it used to be, I guess they would just show you that in your house and it would be like, you talk about it with the four people at the water cooler and go, that made no fucking sense. But they didn't have to deal with the fact that there were four people at a water cooler in every single office in the country. You know what I mean? But now it's like we all go on Twitter and we're all calling out the same thing at the same time. And I wondered if like we had this technology for the moon landing or for any of these other

Starting point is 00:47:35 lies that they tried to throw out our way throughout like American history of just how quickly they would have been debunked at that time. The best example of that is the the the nuclear blast videos where they're like, look how powerful these nuclear bombs are and they show the palm trees and and then the Log Cabin getting knocked over that is so obviously models. It's so obvious But back then they were so naive. That's the funniest thing about time right now is like if you go, people are dumber than ever. And you go, okay, you know, there was a time where they drill your head out to let demons out. You know that, right? There was a time. There was a time where my grandmother thought the, the, the answer machine

Starting point is 00:48:23 was the devil you know that right I mean these are real things so it's like everything is like nobody's perfect no times I know that the kids now are growing up and they're just saturated and stupid but they're very advanced in other things and like there's you know we always go oh man where's the made men in the world they They would have been, they would have been sued for sexual harassment, fired from their job for saying crazy. I got a cousin who's the most real guy you'll ever meet in your life.

Starting point is 00:48:53 The most real dude ever. Like he just builds everything, doesn't give a shit. That's fucking a four wheeler in his house. And he's, you know, it's just got all this land land house like right around his house. He drives around his house. Oh, okay. I was imagining he's like drives it into the living room. Like there's a ramp right into the house. He gets in trouble all the time for just saying crazy shit to his, his coworkers. That is the main man in the modern world that you have to adapt or you're gonna fucking die now Maybe that's not maybe the system. Is it right? We agree on that, but it's like these kids aren't fucking retards

Starting point is 00:49:32 They're just saturated and stupid you're like like some of the data points that we used to go. Oh man This is really important. Can you name all the presidents? Well, is that relevant to today? I mean really and like when we're talking about like Sam how many of those presidents even really existed yeah George Washington Abraham Lincoln I they weren't here shit shots fired let's get into the conspiracy insurance is a necessary thing and you gotta get into it the question is where do you go to get the best insurance the best deals the best insurance? Well, that's where our good friends at policy genius come in

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Starting point is 00:52:11 cyge ni Us comm slash Tim foil. Hey guys real quick January 9th, I'm going to be with Xavier grail Eddie Bravo at the Spokane Comedy Club and we're looking to go January 10th to be in Austin so look out for those dates and then go any dates, go any, just go to SamTubu.com. Anything else guys? No, hit the like button, subscribe please guys, leave a review on Apple or Spotify. So listen, Dave, I mean, excuse me Rob, every time you come on, we play this

Starting point is 00:52:45 game called gotta ask a Jew the questions. Okay. We do it all the time. I'm happy to be a Jewish authority. Every time you are a resident, ask the Jew questions. So, so here we go. Greater Israel project. Problem, not problem. Oh, is that that the to create the canal? The canal and the spreading of like to you if you see a lot of the IDF they got the patch on and it looks like the bigger eye it looks like this whole this whole kind of land grab going on what are your thoughts on that? so i uh... i i think everything that israel has done over the last year is terrible and uh... i will not defend any of their actions in terms of it

Starting point is 00:53:34 their killing of innocent civilians uh... may and uh... i i'm i'm embarrassed by what they've done and uh... i'm i'm a big old hippie and i think people could be getting along and i and just to speak that example i've never in my life wanted to go over to Germany and kill random Germans. And I say this to Jews all the time, what's the difference between the Arab Israelis and the people that live in Gaza that you think these people are your enemy? Oh, is it because you've been keeping them in a cage and poking at them? Like, I don't think that people in that area are so horrible that if they're extended any degree

Starting point is 00:54:07 of freedom, they're just going to use that freedom to go wipe Israel off the face of the earth. I think both these people at this point, we have to acknowledge, all right, maybe some land was taken by the Jews. They got to live with each other and they got to figure out how to get along. And the way to get along is not to ethnically cleanse your neighbors and to continuously, you know, get rid of their government so that there's chaos. That's not a strategy.

Starting point is 00:54:29 So I want to make it clear. I think what Israel's done is terrible. They shouldn't be killing any innocent civilians in the name of safety or doing land grabs for security. I think that's all terrible. In terms of specifically the canal thing, I remember early in the Gaza war, because I get interested in geopolitics, we're like what's really going on here? What are the resources that people are trying to grab? So I

Starting point is 00:54:52 remember seeing that plan, but that's about the extent that I know of it. So I can't speak as an authority about whether or not they're specifically looking to displace a group of people so that they can make a canal. And the idea is the canal is to compete with the one that's by Egypt, which is like a major pathway between the Atlantic and Pacific. If you build a canal, you basically control trade going from Africa and Asia to Europe. And there's some weird stuff also going on with Syria. Here's the real stupidity of it.

Starting point is 00:55:24 Then just fucking partner with them. The Gazans are poor, then just partner with Syria. Here's the real stupidity of it. Then just fucking partner with them. The Gazans are poor, then just partner with them. Just be like, guys, we've got an opportunity here to become trillionaires and you guys are short on resources. That's so funny. You're so right. I'll make the investment and you guys can take your 50% and we can both be rich. Is it even cheaper to have the whole world hate you and to and to go wipe them out

Starting point is 00:55:48 I'm just saying if it's really that you need to have this canal and that there's gonna be a ton of money made from it So then let everyone be rich. I'm not sure do I kill all of the money That reminds me of a Dennis Miller bit They did a way long ago about and you know, this was back when, you know, I had to be like two decades ago where he's like, why don't we do what we did with the native Americans and just give them casinos, right? And it's like, that's exactly along the lines of what you're talking about. It's like, there is enough money for everybody to thrive. And it just gets into why is this happening? Why, why do we need this? And that

Starting point is 00:56:24 gets into it. And you know, we've been doing some deep dives on this whole thing. And like, where's the British Empire in all this? We have that Belfort doctrine. And we're all like, yeah, dude, you know, like, yeah, they gave it to the Rothschilds. Or was that just presentation? Hey, you guys take this and everyone's like I'm just telling you man I just the more moist ideas the more more I think the British Empire is behind everything and they're like they've just loud you know Israel Saudi Arabia America and I believe India and you're gonna see it in China as well to just do all the dirty work while they cash all the checks and that's I really do believe that and they like the Jew world

Starting point is 00:57:10 Order people hate hearing that and they get really angry with me But I just I just like based on the data of all this will be episode. I think 845 Based on the data That's why I've come to the British empire is really running everything. And they've allowed us to do all the fucking dirty work and they've allowed, they they've weaponized a group of people into fanatics to do all their fucking heavy lifting and allowed them freely. Like, you know, it's like in Israel,

Starting point is 00:57:44 correct me if I'm wrong, you can make a living studying scholars, studying books, holy books, like getting into the Jewish religion. Am I wrong like that? There's like a whole bunch of people who's just their whole, that's what they do. They study the Talmud or they study the Torah

Starting point is 00:58:00 and all that stuff. Am I wrong on that? I don't think you can make a particularly good living yeah and uh... i think i'd uh... the people who are pursuing that are uh... they're overwhelmingly peaceful and i think they'd be pretty like i i i've interacted with those people they're kind of in israel cuz they ended up there

Starting point is 00:58:18 but they would have very content me of state in their little villages in germany and have done the exact same thing if they have't been displaced. Oh, that's some deep shit too. That's some deep shit too. I can tell you, those are good people. They literally love Talmud. They think that they were put on earth just to study this document, that that's all that

Starting point is 00:58:36 God wants from them, and that if they're doing that, they're bringing more of God into this world. And you're describing the equivalent of peaceful monks who are just like sitting in doing meditations. These guys are sitting in a room reading these old books that are just, I mean, people like to think that it's, we talked about the last time that there's some magic, whatever in there. It's arguments and it's these dense arguments about these wild Jewish laws from everything to property laws,

Starting point is 00:59:03 to whether or not you can have sex with your wife when she's on her period or when she's off her period, how many days and if there's a spot of blood. If I have a pit in my backyard and my neighbor's ox falls into the pit, am I responsible for the damages? How much do I owe him? And like, you wouldn't believe the density of these books. I've spent literally an entire year studying two pages of the thing and I don't remember it and so I'm telling you so crazy to me

Starting point is 00:59:27 I'm telling you those are good people and they're the ones that don't fight in the military and if tomorrow you told them Hey, you can have those the Orthodox Yeah But like they're not even the they're not even like the Hasidic per se like they're like you can put them back in Vilna or whatever those villages were in Europe. And they're like, sometimes those guys, even like they still speak Yiddish, which is like, they'll do the classes in Yiddish,

Starting point is 00:59:53 which is like not even a language. It's like a hybrid of Germany, German and whatever. It was like a Jewish language from the, but like that's still almost, all I'm saying is specifically that the Talmud learning Jews, that is a peaceful breed of Jews that just want to study their book and be left alone. There's some nerdy, nice people. And for you guys who are screaming right now listening to this, because I know there's

Starting point is 01:00:17 a bunch who are, go back and listen to the last episode. Rob was very nice and we did a deep dive in the Talmud and Rob's like, you guys are fucking nuts. So we already have had this discussion. I don't want to get back into it, but we already had it. So go back and listen to his old episode and you'll hear every I brought up everything you guys wanted, wanted to say to them. And uh, yeah, so I'm super happy about that. Um, let's get into like what's going on in Syria Johnny What does that look what does that look you did it like a weird kind of just I'm anticipating the response from the listeners Yeah, I know by the way I'll I did I I tried to do a debunking the anti-semitism from the Talmud and I I

Starting point is 01:00:59 The problem is the comic and me just kept finding Weirder passages than the way the things that people were quoting and I kept going for the jokes. And so I did absolutely zero. You helped nobody. I helped nobody because I didn't try and make the broader claims. But one of the things that really bugged me afterwards is that people like to look at Jewish law and think that it's all loopholes to cheat God out of kind of observing the laws.

Starting point is 01:01:26 And I just want to point out that that is, I want to point out how stupid that is. You wouldn't believe how- But they do do that thing where they put that like- I will address that. That is exactly the example I was going to get to. Okay. I promise you- I have no idea what he's talking about when he says put, is he talking about turning the

Starting point is 01:01:41 light off? So you're talking about the string, which is called the arev. And so what the arev does is you're not allowed to carry in public places on the Sabbath. You're on the Sabbath. You're not allowed to use lights. You're not allowed to cook. You're not allowed to use electricity. There's I mean, to get really technical, there were when they built the original temple, there were called 39 categories of labor, and anything that's derived from those 39 categories of labor, such as digging a ditch or igniting a flame, you're not allowed to do any of those things on the Sabbath. So one of the things that you're not allowed to do is carry in public domains.

Starting point is 01:02:18 Okay? So now Jews, they got this magical trick where if they put up a string, a public domain becomes a private domain. And so people go, you're cheating God because God doesn't want you carrying and now you've created a loophole. And okay, you think people are spending their entire lives observing Sabbath, living the most restrictive lifestyle to try and cheat God? No, that's not what it's about. They're obsessive about actually keeping it. And if anything, what that string does, it's sanctifying space as opposed to just being able to walk outside on the Saturday and go, I'm carrying, you have

Starting point is 01:02:56 to go around your town, you have to live with enough other Jews in a concentrated area that are able to put it up. You got to check the thing. And then he got to sanctify the space as being okay to be carried on. It's a way, it's like the same as like when you make a blessing before eating food. I'm not cheating God by drinking this beverage. I'm like setting my intention, if you want to be more hippie-dippy, you know, modern age spiritual, you know what I mean? They're actually interacting with God as opposed to just using physical domain the same as you would every other day

Starting point is 01:03:25 you're sanctifying it in your actually recognizing oh this needs to be considered a i need to live in a congested area with other jewish people and we have to actually invest in this infrastructure so that this is not just public space so it's it's not a workaround it's a way of sanctifying and i don't even keep religion, nor do I care about this.

Starting point is 01:03:45 No, I get it. I get it. But the idea that you're sitting down and you're building structures in adherence with law to interact with physical space and bring God into it as being a way of not keeping religion and cheating God, I think, it's a way of undermining. Go keep Sabbath for a weekend and see how restrictive it is. I promise you, you'll lose your mind. I totally weekend and see how restrictive it is. I promise you you'll lose I totally get it. I totally get it. I totally get now

Starting point is 01:04:09 We're gonna do two more questions because I don't want I don't want this every time you come on you gotta answer I'll fill all the juice questions. Yeah, but I got a question. We're you mean caring caring what and anything? Yeah, he literally people have run into this problem or I I mean, I haven't seen this in a while, but you can run into, it turns out that the aerov is down. That's the term for the string. And now let's say I went to synagogue and I pushed my kid in a stroller and I have my keys. Well now all of a sudden I can't even go back to my house because I can't carry my key and i can't push the stroller what like that that that would be the degree of not even allowed to carry and then people work around that is alternative keys into jewelry and i don't know what they do with the kids they just abandon the kids i was god saying you're not supposed to have a band of children a senate at steens island that's what you do at that point

Starting point is 01:04:58 i'm actually in the tall mid but we don't talk about that chapter it's a further the air is down and he can't bring your kid back to synagogue you send it down the tunnel in the basement direct to Epstein's Island Well, you know, it's like I've lost my phone and been more scared than when I've lost my kids Like I've been like where are the kids that they'll they'll find their way back if they're meant to find their way back with my phone I'm like someone's gonna take my crypto. Sounds good Do more two more questions about the Jews and then we'll move on. Do you have a problem with APAC? It's influence on the election and dual

Starting point is 01:05:35 citizenship at all? All right, let's take that one step at a time. I think lobbying in general is an issue in this country and AIPAC is probably the best at it. So I think like I Yes, the fact that we have an organization particularly that's trying to expand the language of anti-semitism So that you're not allowed to criticize Israel is And not just that but lobbying our government to send more resources to another country is terrible. It's also terrible when, I guess, the Ukraine lobby does it.

Starting point is 01:06:10 It's terrible across the board. AIPAC is probably one of the larger and more successful ones. So, yeah, anyone that's particularly trying to protect successful lobby organizations and say that, no, that's a better way for our government to operate that people with People that are good at playing the game and have resources can rob the public purse for their personal interests No that it's terrible across the board and a pack is one of the more egregious example more one of the more flagrant and egregious examples of the problem with being able to lobby the government so that essentially you Can rob the public purse

Starting point is 01:06:46 for your personal interests. I agree with that. I mean, dude, I think if you do a couple things in this country, you get rid of lobbying, you do term limits, and you bring back the gallows. And dual citizenship, it's, yeah, I um yeah I I the way and it's not just Israel I think Ted Cruz and his Canadian ash you get the fuck out too I'm a there you go whole office I don't care if you're like oh I have two citizenship I live here I live there

Starting point is 01:07:19 but the whole off is like when you see somebody who's that one piece of shit lost his legs who shows up to work in an IDF like military outfit in it like in the US government like I don't know man that to me seems fucking really weird like let's just say those sports if I play for the Lakers and I show up to a Laker game in a Clipper gear? Like people be like, dude, what the fuck are you doing? I agree 100%. And by the way, the evangelicals are just as much as a problem. Like if you're gonna be in the United States government

Starting point is 01:07:55 with some idea that we have to send wealth over to Israel because if the Christians are in Israel, then Jesus and the rapture is gonna happen. And then I don't know where we go from there. I don't understand that entire storyline, but I'm just saying that's not your job as a United States Senator to be trying to enact whatever religious dogma you think

Starting point is 01:08:15 is bringing salvation to earth. If you think that Jesus coming back through the rapture and Jews having the temple mount is the way forward, then figure out a way to accomplish that that's not through government because there's supposed to be separation of church and state. That's not what the government system is supposed to be. I couldn't agree more. By the way, there's no difference between that and someone who's a devil worshiper who thinks that, oh, if we actually embrace the devil, that'll be

Starting point is 01:08:43 nice to us or whatever. And so what, you're gonna start going into government and then getting devil books into every school because of more people, you know what I mean? It's like, whatever your religion is or whatever your other agenda is, other than like good legislature or representing the people that have voted you in,

Starting point is 01:09:00 or in my opinion, not taking on debt and robbing the public purse. It's like all of these are a problem. Israel's just kind of the best at it. Dude, now let's get into like what's going on in Syria. I feel like one more Jew question though for me. I don't want to cheat you from Jew questions. I don't want the audience saying that Jew is way out of questions. Yeah I mean like I am, you know, I know people get mad, you know, I know there's people in Hollywood

Starting point is 01:09:29 that get mad at me because I have a problem with Zionism. And now I know that people go, oh, Zionism is the Jews should have their own homeland. And I go, okay, if you just take it at face value. So does he- Feminism is just, oh, men and women should be it's like Yeah, there you go. There you go. That's the same thing with with glow, you know climate change, you know I'll do we just want to say the plant that's what you're being sold on

Starting point is 01:09:56 But there's always something deeper to it Which is a destruction of your your economy and a completely eroding of your personal rights. That's what it is. Somehow surveillance, mass surveillance, is like gonna help save the planet. You know, it's just like my favorite memes are like, if we just paid more taxes, we could help the planet. The logic is so stupid. Are you shocked at how many people actually buy in that these drones are Iranian?

Starting point is 01:10:29 And are you one of those retards? No, I think the aliens have finally invaded and their mission was always to do flashy lights. That's been my approach to this is that the aliens always knew that if they just flashed a bunch of lights at us, we'd all go crazy and kill each other is that the aliens always knew that if they just flashed a bunch of lights at us we'd all go crazy and kill each other so that's the aliens are trying to turn us postal and they realize that we're so stupid that as long as they just float around and flashlights that's all it would take they're actually gonna go back to alien verse and go you wouldn't believe it we found a planet that was so stupid we didn't have to do anything but flash

Starting point is 01:11:02 lights at them and they all went crazy and they just all go crazy are you buying into the to the nuclear what they're looking for your um all right I got one of all right listen what's fun about these topics is because the government and everyone lies all the time is that we can just fill in our blanks with your own bullshit because no one fucking knows so What are they trying to do? I don't know they're trying to assassinate Donald Trump's are putting drones in the sky And one of them is gonna fall on his head I have no fucking clue now my best estimate is that I do think they like to just test the water sometimes on Storylines and response I think sometimes they it's almost like you know old TV antennas where you had to play with it and get

Starting point is 01:11:44 The signal I think sometimes they float crazy shit just to see how the market will react Sometimes it's almost like old TV antennas where you had to play with it and get the signal. I think sometimes they float crazy shit just to see how the market will react. And, oh, we would never do that. So I think they're probably trying to do one of two things is maybe, I call it, at this point it just seems like Project Blue Balls, but maybe there is a interest of the government down the lines of pretending like there's aliens and some outside unknown threat. And so everyone's got to go in their homes and we got to see more authority to them. So, or I think they're one of two things.

Starting point is 01:12:12 They're testing the reaction of what happens when government floats things in the sky and they don't tell us what the hell it is, or they're looking for legislation against drones so that they can better monitor drones because government likes to have its hands and control over everything. And the way that they do it is to go look, it's dangerous. And so they float them in the sky and everyone starts freaking out.

Starting point is 01:12:35 And then you get local government going, well, we need laws that we can shoot these things down and that we have a registry of where they are. So it's one of two things. They just wanna see how we react to things flying around in the sky, or they're looking for legislations that they can have a national drone registry

Starting point is 01:12:51 so that I guess they can keep themselves from flying drones again. It's just crazy to me, dude. They did, there is a drone registry, to be fair, over a certain size anyway, you have to register your drone now it's relative it's a couple years old is that where you buy the drones presents like you are with a with a wedding registry you know baby registry you like get the

Starting point is 01:13:14 drone some new lights get it you know a trip to Jamaica or something like that um yeah dude it's super interesting. Do you, uh, do you think anything's going to happen with this P Diddy shit? Do you think anything will actually go down? Do you, and then have you seen yet another and nobody's talking about it. Another giant sex ring has kind of been, um, you know, having a, um, just got arrested in Miami. And like, it's really supposed to be just crazy.

Starting point is 01:13:49 What are your thoughts on all that? Who's the, who's the new sex ring? It's like two brothers, two real estate brothers in Miami. Will you look that up? Xavier Guerrero, sex ring arrested, busted in Miami, two brothers. What are your thoughts on P. Diddy, LeBron James, stuff going on? Do you think anything's going to happen with Jay Z? All right. What's it, you know, I assume by the way, I meant to run this one by you. You

Starting point is 01:14:17 know that Puff Daddy is currently in jail with Sam Bankman Freed, and I think they got moved out of Rikers Island to some like dormitory next to it. So I assume that these guys are in prison the way that like Goodfellas was when they're in prison where there's the prison inside the prison. Talk about underground tunnels that they you know I don't think I don't think puffed out he's necessarily having the roughest time in jail. My guess is I don't know Epstein got, and you know why Epstein got caught?

Starting point is 01:14:47 It's because they lost some Freedom of Information Act where they had to actually release, and then all of a sudden the FBI turned around and went, after they had all protects him, gone, oh my, I think Stephen Molyneux might have been the guy who did it even, or someone. I forget, all right, details I don't really quite remember, but this happens all the time. Not important on this show. What was that? Not important on this show. Yeah. The details aren't important, but the obscene story was floating around for a long time. Then finally we got some information about like what had actually happened. And then all of a sudden the FBI turns around and arrest him and goes, this is the most horrible thing that's ever happened. They

Starting point is 01:15:21 take the safe out of his house. They lose the safe and then he magically dies in jail. You know, so in other words, they were called him because now the storyline was out in the open, and so they had to do, they had to clean it up. I don't think the system is looking to prosecute these individuals and expose whatever is actually happening amongst the elite, even if you have the most favorable version of the Puff Daddy story, which is he was around, let's say, other nefarious individuals in the record label industry and realized, oh, I can get a lot further with blackmail

Starting point is 01:15:58 than I can having an honest career. And so if I can get blackmail on all these individuals, then that's how I get my vodka into stores And that's how it you know what I mean Let's say you just went with the most favorable version is he just realized that blackmail is the best way to have a big career Is that is that actually just you know using sex tapes against people are you talking about literal black males that he's? Well, I guess I guess he I guess at first he went literal where he's getting into drugs. Well, I guess at first he went literal, where he's like, I have to have sex with black males.

Starting point is 01:16:27 And then someone pointed out to him, you can do that. But what you actually need to do is videotape it, and then threaten them that you're going to put it out. Yeah, Jesse On Fire has really been on our show debating. Oh, he's great. He was debating the Conor McGregor situation. And I watched a couple of his videos and he was, he basically said he doesn't even think P Diddy is gay.

Starting point is 01:16:51 He just thinks he's, that's a power play. Like he just got to get in them guts. That's gay. Well, I mean, if you go to prison, if you go to prison, it's not gay in prison. It's like what's available. It's still gay in prison. If your dick gets hard for a guy. You're gay I don't care if you're still or I don't care from what I've heard

Starting point is 01:17:09 Well, say that Xavier when you're doing 20 years and you're not gonna see a female forever and some young twink comes by You'll see if you think you're gay or not still get to survive It's a power play it even if you're doing it as a power play It's a gay power play. Even if you're doing it as a power play, it's a gay power play. Like, there's other ways to get, you know what's more of a power play? It's punching someone in the face. That's more of a power play. Like, there's other ways to exert power. If you see that as your excuse for being gay, if that's what makes it more acceptable in your brain, then that's your way of getting to your gayness, but it's still gay. Anyways, but back to the Puff Daddy thing,

Starting point is 01:17:46 I think the system has no interest in actually cleaning that side of government up or exposing that there's a lot of people with wealth and power, either that have an interest in sexual perversion or possibly pedophilia or just that they're using blackmail in order to actually solidify their power. So Puff Daddy will either, the storyline will disappear and he'll supposedly be in a jail cell or they'll off him. Or more of it because of the open internet will seem to trickle out and it'll become big enough that they're forced to address it.

Starting point is 01:18:23 But I don't think, I don't think there's anyone in government that's sitting there and actually goes, oh, we're cleaning up pedophilia, we're cleaning up rape, we're cleaning up this, and we have to go arrest this guy. I think if anything, it's like the Cosby story. It was around forever, and then all of a sudden Hannibal Burr makes a joke, and then it becomes acceptable to kind of talk about and then it becomes Loud enough that the government goes. Oh, we can't just have a rapist out there so then they go and address it and then he ends up out of jail anyways off of

Starting point is 01:18:53 The technicals because they had offered him a plea agreement earlier or whatever the hell that was But just to make a more clear point. I don't think the government actually is an interest in in Truth and justice or getting rid of high-profile criminals. I think it's to the point that the market forces them to do so. So it's really more of a question of does Twitter and online spoofs bring enough good information to the forefront that they have no choice but to address some of these other

Starting point is 01:19:23 issues. I agree with that. I think there is a couple things going on here. I also think that if you've overstayed your welcome, like if you own a brand that's you're no longer producing, but your brand gives you makes money and they got give you money and you're not producing more money. They don't like that. Yeah, I can see that. Now, what you're seeing is like with, you know, JZ isn't producing what he used to produce. Beyonce is, but JZ is not. Puff Daddy, when was the last time Puff Daddy had, you know, there's this whole thing that they were like, Puff Daddy in the teens, the 2010s and the 2019s, was made the most money out of any artist. When was the last time he put on any kind of,

Starting point is 01:20:16 any kind of content? He didn't. That's just him collecting royalties. That's when you start to get taken up. And that's why. Yeah, I can see that. Because now there guys think that they're head bosses, but there's actually much bigger bosses. And so if you think that you're just going to be in the owner class and just collect your checks, you're going to get eaten by the bigger fish. There is discussion, real quick, sorry, Xavier. That you look at Louis are that you know you look at Louis CK you look at Michael Jackson you look at Prince and that's a weird group to put together right but they all were trying to kind of go to self-producing

Starting point is 01:20:55 creating their own content and when when the machine blows you off right and then you want to go off and keep all the money. They hate that dude. They hate that. They hate when they blow you off and you go off reservation and try to make your own money. They're like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

Starting point is 01:21:18 ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, Honest business and hey, I'm big enough. I don't need the record company and then you find out no It's not that you need them. It's that they'll ruin your life if you don't pay them to your cut So okay, so on that point you guys know Drake in that Kendrick shit Yeah, it was said that Drake was about to go independent and the media didn't want it So they let Kendrick call him a pedophile They let the streams go up ruin can't ruin Drake's fucking career who wants to listen to Drake anymore after

Starting point is 01:21:46 He's been called a pedophile and it said it was supposed to him going independent and in music and you said oh Because if you go independent everything rappers in particular like they will awful motherfucker if a rapper goes off Grid if you if you got like one album left on your thing and you think you're just gonna go indie If you're if you got like one album left on your thing and you think you're just gonna go indie They don't like that at all if you blow up indie on your own. They're like, okay We there's not we could do about that But when they blow you up and then you're like, I'm fucking out. Nope, they don't like that at all They don't like to create me. It's my theory on why Jack Black is the new Hollywood fat Like they don't like blowing up obese actors.

Starting point is 01:22:28 Now I think what's her face. Melissa McCarthy was probably the fattest we've had lately. No Lizzo don't forget Lizzo. Yeah I guess Lizzo but she's lost a lot of weight. Yeah I mean what are the classic like Belushi John Candy. Those are the classic Hollywood. John Candy died early. Right. Chris Farley died early. They don't like it. It's so hard to blow up even though it might not exist anymore. Twenty million dollar opener which used to be a big deal. It's not a big deal anymore. You're actually like not doing well. What John. Yeah. He's not even fat anymore. Yeah. He's not. Yeah. And they don't they don't like him no more. You're not fat. We

Starting point is 01:23:04 don't like you. Get out of here. Well yeah. I mean he's been he's not even fat anymore. Yeah, he's not even fat. And they don't like him no more. You're not fat. We don't like you. Get out of here. Well, yeah, I mean, he's had some big roles. Dude, it's also like people are like, oh dude, Hollywood Zone. They're also done with Hollywood at some point. You know, it's like they're also like, I did it. I like, I'll do a movie when I want to. I don't have to do movies all the time. Yeah, John. But. Wait, so Hollywood hates fat people? No, like obese. Like because they build up these brands and they just die and that just kills-

Starting point is 01:23:29 Oh, there's not enough longevity to invest in fat people. You want dividends if you blow up a star that they're gonna be alive. So you get thick Jack Black. Jack Black is thick. He's not obese like Chris Farley or uh, uh chris farley or or um What's his face from planes trains and automobiles? Um candy. Yeah, we just talked about candy If you're a producer manager invest in thin But if that fits in everything it's like they want to be able to control you. Yeah, john goodie fat

Starting point is 01:24:02 He got skinny skinny though And I guess uh, what's his name? Who's the country guy now? Jelly Roll. Yeah, I mean, he's interesting. Everyone likes him. Seems like a nice guy. Met him. Seems like the one, the nicest guy you'll ever meet. But it also gets into this thing where, like, if you're an actor on a hit show and you force yourself off the show, you're an actor on a hit show and you force yourself off the show you're done in Hollywood you're done they it's so hard

Starting point is 01:24:31 to blow up a hit show that if you try to go off reservation do your own show you're done you're done in Hollywood they cannot stand that what do you know what an example of that who's the black guy that was on like not scrubs, but the other doctor show that had the cute doctor? What was it? Not scrubs, but it was more serious and it was just like about Grey's Anatomy. Grey's Anatomy. You remember the black guy that, that forces way off and then he's like, how would try to destroy me? You're like, yeah, cause you were on a hit show and you force your way off. What's her face? Sally, Sally, not Sally fields, Shelley, Shelley fields. Who was on, who was on, uh, cheers, force her way off of cheers. Try to get her own show.

Starting point is 01:25:17 Die. Die down to see what happens with Kevin Costner now. Cause he basically ended Yellowstone, you know, single-handedly by Wanting to go off and do make you know make films these terrible films that you know three-hour historical dramas which You have to be a star to get those made It will be interesting to see what what happens with him now because I mean those that those what are they called? Horizon films or something. I mean just massive those what are they called uh horizon films or something I mean just massive massive flops at the box office yeah I mean what's doing well at the

Starting point is 01:25:51 box office oh no they just I mean things literally what guys like and what no I mean wicked's huge uh yeah gay guys did gladiator do good anybody seen that yet yeah gladiator did well the reviews are middling but it did well internationally especially. So it's crazy dude. It's crazy. So we got where we will hold you much longer. You got dates coming up. I have dates to guys. You guys got to come see. We just had a January 9th. You wouldn't know that based on Xavier Guerrero. He's done zip zero nada. OK. that but we're gonna be Tim full hat with the Eddie Bravo Myself Xavier Guerrero, we're gonna be in there

Starting point is 01:26:32 What do you think the future holds man? We're you know, you're even though the orders a little different We're going to you're probably the last Guest we interview in 2024 Congratulations, we got one more episode coming out after this pie Ian he'll be closing out the year before our our Swarmies which we'll be doing that soon but um what are your thoughts for the you know the rest of the year theuration, and maybe Trump's next four years. All right, Trump's making some interesting moves. Like I said, I think Israel's situation

Starting point is 01:27:12 is gonna be the same, but I think the domestic policy is gonna be a lot better. I think you're not gonna see the censorship like you saw, ESG scores for now, that's out the window, the stupid transition to green energy and the payouts to these private companies to build some windmills, that's out the window. The stupid transition to green energy and the payouts to these private companies to build some windmills, that whole scam, that's out the window. So I think we're, unless the financial markets collapse, which will not have been because of specific Donald

Starting point is 01:27:37 Trump actions, it will be because of what the Fed's been doing for the last 30 years. I think it's going to be better for comedy. And I think, firstly, the media is dying. It's finished. Like, you're talking about, like, Hollywood can still make movies. The news organizations are finished. Cable's going to disappear shortly. And I think for the independent producers and content creators like us that know how to get it done

Starting point is 01:28:05 and just have been in the world engaging directly with people, I think this is going to be a good landscape for us for the next couple of years. I hope so. There's some people think the pendulum swing the other way and the one nerd comedy again. I don't think so. Comedy was great under Reagan. I think comedy was really good under Bush. And I, you know, this, again, I've said a thousand times, say it one more time.

Starting point is 01:28:33 You know, I'm treating Trump's next four years like every single Las Vegas Raiders season, where I go into it, believe we're going to win the Super Bowl. And most likely within three weeks of the season, the train goes off the tracks. But I go and hope, because what else do we have? How did you end up a Raiders fan? Was that from when they were you always a Raiders fan? Because you're a dirtbag and you just

Starting point is 01:28:55 like the energy of the fans when they used to be in Oakland? I like bad boys. I like the bad guys. I always like I was a Georgetown Hoya fan when Patrick Ewing was there Okay, so my second team is is the Buffalo bill because I was born in Niagara Falls. My whole family's there You know Buffalo so I love the Buffalo Buffalo bills energy is great going when you go up there and you just see how much love They have for the bills perform with me there. Yeah

Starting point is 01:29:21 Yeah, that was so fun. That was such a great weekend. Great weekend. Back when you were just a young buck making it happen, now you're gonna be doing all your own. You know, now you're gonna be headlining your own thing. And it's like great to see, dude. I just think you worked in John. That was me, you and Howie Dewey in real Buffalo winter.

Starting point is 01:29:40 Oh, I would do that every year just as like the way people do a cold plunge, just to get up to Buffalo and see the heart of Buffalo winter particularly with that lineup, that was fun, that was a good time Well you know what's so funny dude is like you remember we went to a punk rock bar and they asked us for our Vax cards and we're like, you're at a punk rock club In Buffalo

Starting point is 01:30:01 What do you mean you want our Vax cards? Alright, this is what I was most impressed with Buffalo, I went to some random dive bar club in Buffalo. You are our backscarge. All right. This is what I was most impressed with. Buffalo. I went to some random dive bar and I ordered a makers on the rocks and they gave me a milkshake glass. I was like, OK, I guess I'll have the one like I who can drink like this. I'm a drinker for I'm a

Starting point is 01:30:19 comedian like I've been drinking since I'm 16 years old. I'm not I'm not a sober guy and I live I'm a comedian. And I looked at that and I'm 16 years old. I'm not a sober guy and I'm a comedian. And I looked at that and I was like, who can live like this? So God bless the spirit of Buffalo. That was alcoholism on a level I've never seen. I agree buddy. Real quick, Johnny, can you bring that video that I just sent you? It's about the drones. And apparently the government- I will say I found someone, because I'm on the community notes thing, someone has

Starting point is 01:30:47 attempted to add some context to this and they say that he's actually said that they're not what this clip is possibly out of context. I'll show it to you here. Okay. All right. Well, let's watch this out of context clip. Well, okay. So you see here, it says, breaking New Jersey drones are federal operations is the quote here after attending a classified federal briefing in a secure compartmented information facility, So you see here it says, breaking New Jersey drones are federal operations is the quote here. After attending a classified federal briefing in a secure compartmented information facility, a SCIF, Jim Himes said, these sightings in New Jersey, Connecticut, anywhere they're being sighted are federal government operations.

Starting point is 01:31:17 Now there's a potential community note here. It hasn't been approved yet. It says, context needed from a House Intelligence Committee ranking member, Jim Himes. I'm sorry. Well, it's bad grammar, but he says that Himes told him that they are not government drones. He claims this is a text from him and then the full clip apparently adds more context to that. I don't know. By the way, is there any better Psyop than this? A video saying one thing and then some random guy going, oh and here's the tax. Tell me the exact. There's also, well, they're actually not opposites.

Starting point is 01:31:47 And this is, this is Dewey. The thing above says federal government operations. And then below it says not government drones, which means that they could, for example, be like, we used to outsource torture because we weren't allowed to torture, so we'd send them to black site facilities run by another government. So both of those things could be true where we actually built a Canadian drone plant, had the Canadians build the drones and so that we could operate them and say,

Starting point is 01:32:15 no, those aren't ours. So I'm just saying both those things could be true at the same time. Government does a good job of a plausible deniability and outsourcing. It's like what they did with the informants. Oh, they weren't actually hired or instructed to be there that day. You know, like you get what you get what I'm saying? Totally. Yeah, absolutely. You're not wrong. Play it real quick. We'll watch some of it. I'm going to speed it up a bit so we're not here all day. We'll be here.

Starting point is 01:32:43 Our federal government operations are not who are assured. Wait, wait. Okay. Can you guys hear that? not here all day will be here well i think you can you can you guys here that you open it up a little bit make it wider johnny well that's very important when he said the beginning because he's saying they're not federal government for federal government uh... operations is that the nation gas are federal government operations and they are not, you are assured, let me ask this question over and over and over again, they are not federal government operations to sniff radiation, gas, recovery, anything else. Number two, they remain committed to their message

Starting point is 01:33:08 that there is zero evidence of laws being broken by any of these drugs. And the context here was the fact that when Josh and I lived probably equidistant from midtown Manhattan, the New York metropolitan area is some of the most crowded airspace in the world with New York, Teterboro, White Plains, LaGuardia, Newark, JFK. There is a lot of commercial aircraft in the air, general aviation aircraft in the air. There are 800,000 registered drones. Sorry, I just want to pause for a second. What did the other clip say, if not, because he leads by saying that, right? These sightings in New Jersey, Connecticut, anywhere they're being sighted are federal government operations, and they are not, we're assured. Jump to the middle, Johnny Johnny and see what he says

Starting point is 01:34:03 Okay, I don't know why this guy says it's an operation yeah guy specifically says it's not an operation. Yeah, even in this clip. So weird. Does anybody comment on that? Hey, is this guy retarded? One more time. One more time, Robbie. Tell them where they could find you. All right, everybody, I got a show tomorrow night out in New Jersey and then San Antonio,

Starting point is 01:34:22 Texas this Saturday, and I've got a special out live from the Denver Comedy Garage, not an actual place, and then of course I got my own podcast, the Run Your Mouth podcast, and I do Dave's show, Part of the Problem. You're doing great, buddy, I love you, thank you for coming on and letting us ask any retard questions you have about the Hebrews.

Starting point is 01:34:41 Anytime. We appreciate that. And you have an open door to come on anytime you got anything you're promoting. It's always a pleasure to chop it up with you. And we're going to be back at the dojo soon. So we'd love to have you jump on our Tim Folll Hack comedy night. Me, Eddie, and we're there in February, second weekend in February. So let's break down this episode. All right. What do you guys think? You're going to be mad at me, Sam. In Washington, I'm doing a second show in someone's garage. Nice. So which fans hit me up fans? I'm ready. Sam said I could do it. I would be headlining. Sam would be sleeping to see Xavier grow. Go off and do it.

Starting point is 01:35:19 Hey, man. Yeah, I'm Xavier, man. I like my women to go down like not living, you know, for no reason. Like, you know what I'm talking about man. I like my women to go down like 9-11, you know, for no reason. Like you know what I'm talking about? Come on now. Oh, yeah. Hey, what's up? Now, is that in addition to the show you typically do in young ladies' bedrooms after... Johnny, yeah, Xavier bringing that heat.

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Starting point is 01:37:32 and to figure out what their thesis is, to maybe press them a little bit, to put a finer point on their arguments. We're going to talk to Nimesh Patel, Sam Jay, Roy Wood Jr. Rachel Feinstein and more. Funny you should mention. It'll show up on Fridays in the gists podcast feed. Dude, I had somebody hit me up and tell me that you are, there's some ladies in Connecticut that you could

Starting point is 01:37:58 definitely marry. I can't believe we're taking this long to get you married. It's unbelievable. And yeah, it's been really, yeah. 31 years and still fucking working on it Come on, dude You were born. That's yeah, Mexicans

Starting point is 01:38:11 Born trying to get married. That's unbelievable Unbelievable. I love to ask you bro. Do they marry you? Yeah. Yeah, exactly Xavier oh my god, I think in the Mexican community if you don't get married by five they think you're gay Uncle's call you gay. What do you a home? Oh, bro. I say they they just dropped that bomb on me now So if I got no you're gonna know my cheese ball homes Million kids by the way, I was just in Cancun. We gotta talk about this son broken sim, but uh But dude, there's no greater symbol of a people than Mexicans and a leaf blower. Because the leaf blower is like Mexicans work hard, zero attention to detail.

Starting point is 01:38:58 Zero. Details don't matter. It is volume. Just volume. Just like dude, that's why Al Magicals joke about if you put Mexican for anything and all automatically means it's Mexican weed Mexican circus There's one exception to that it's Mexican coke Mexican coke coke is literally the only thing you are so right

Starting point is 01:39:26 Mexican Coke is literally the only thing. You are so right, Xavier. I mean, Johnny, you're totally right. You love it. You love it. I love it. We love it. Go to savetubly.com. You can get the dates. We're going to be in, we're going to be in right now. We're going to be in Spokane on the 9th and we might be in Austin on the 10th we're trying to put that together Batavia and Batavia and Columbus Ohio the list goes on more dates coming go to Samtribly.com for t-shirts for my premium content all my premium contents there everybody check it out t-shirt. Did you go hard on the Hawk tour thing? Just like it's absolutely ridiculous all of them all that's there anything else guys Hit that like button subscribe, please guys and go to actually marks the spot on YouTube, please check out our Check out our sorry Johnny you can finish here, but yeah, check out our spot our

Starting point is 01:40:18 affiliate programs Everything's there go buy it now Help us help you they got great deals for the holiday anything else Johnny. Yeah, just come find me on Twitter at Johnny Woodard I am fighting the good fight over there would love some reinforcements come hang out I'm crushing on Twitter. Enjoy these highlights. Here's a clip from the latest broken sim Have you seen the Senate report showing that only 6% of federal workers show up? Yeah, I mean a full-time basis. This is from the Department of Government Efficiency.

Starting point is 01:40:50 A paltry 6%, this is from the New York Post, of the federal workforce, quote, "'Report in person on a full-time basis, "'while almost one-third of federal workers "'are remote on a full-time basis, "'in a sharp turnaround from the pre-pandemic era where only 3% telework daily so none of these people were coming in for work these federal jobs I'm telling you dude. I had a job in the past where we did a lot of remote work

Starting point is 01:41:13 I wasn't doing shit, bro people who do telework ain't doing shit, man. I see my girl sometimes she works from home She's getting coffee down the street walking and getting a sandwich Yeah, they got on there's so much getting a sandwich. Yeah, I got a lot Okay, there's so much they can come. Yeah, I'm so happy about this. You know, I think when people think oh, we're going to cut the The budgets I think they think that means the money that's flowing to actually get shit done is going away When I think it's just eliminating waste employees that they don't really need which is sad I'm sad for those people but bureaucracy is the number one way of just Making government just slow down to a grind. Yeah, everyone's justifying their jobs and when you go man

Starting point is 01:42:00 Maybe we don't need your job I hope they take the knife to defense too, because I remember one time- Good luck. Bill Maher, he took up, he had a plate with food on it, like, you know, getting ready for Thanksgiving or something. And he took off everything that was not defense. And it was just like a few peas and some corn and stuff. And then this big turkey, like that was defense.

Starting point is 01:42:22 Johnny. It was just such a massive- Johnny, it's- You have to touch defense if you want to to if you want to actually make a meaningful But they they're never going to yeah, I don't think so it funds everything even even Trump can't do it funds everything Johnny There Matt Reif was getting some shit online He claims that he has not gone under the knife He's saying that and I don't normally care about

Starting point is 01:42:45 this, but this was just everywhere, and he had an unusual answer. He says that his face changed because of delayed puberty. Maybe you could take a look at Matt right there, beautiful person. He claims that he hit puberty late, and that's why his... He looks different there. Now, I don't know. Does that change your hair to blonde? I mean i mean here's the thing here's the thing guys i don't really care about this honestly but it's just a weird but he's also older i mean he's six years older and like that's a big time limit like yeah but he didn't say i got older he said i hit delayed puberty but look at it look at it look at it though it's like he's going from 23 right there to 29 that's like a huge change he said puberty after it's sweet I don't know maybe doesn't want to be like I'm getting older guys I'm just

Starting point is 01:43:32 older I'm filling out filling out yeah I mean dude they do that all the time I saw like that Marin guy from fresh and fit and I don't always agree with him I like it oh dude Johnny that was the last thing I forgot to tell you I got so someone in Dayton just came to me It was like here. This is a Freemason Bible And he just hands me this Freemason Bible and they just walked I go you go into the show He's like yeah and just walked out and never came back. What is that? I don't want to touch that. No, no, no No, I don't know. What's a Freemason back. What is that? I don't want to touch that. No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't know what's a Freemason Bible. What is that? Jesus, please take all bad energy from this.

Starting point is 01:44:10 Let it go. What does that mean, though? Does it have like special books or something like weird notes and rituals in it? What is look into it? Look at it. Get ready for a Las Vegas style action at bad MGM, the king of online casinos. Enjoy casino games at your fingertips with the same Vegas strip excitement MGM is famous for when you play classics like MGM Grand Millions or popular games like Blackjack, Baccarat, and Roulette. With our ever-growing library of digital slot games, a large selection of online table games, and signature Bet MGM service, there's no

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Starting point is 01:45:20 This manual was published in the authority by the Grand Lodge. Oh, it's not a Bible then? It's the Masonic Bible. It's like their rules but it's like by the way this is from 1909 also it's their rules and procedures it's not a Bible it's that's what said Johnny he said to me amazing but you can have like a Bible for a TV show like the the office Bible and it's just all the like the glossary of terms and everything that's what he's saying this is a Freemason like is there like mark Matthew Mark Luke and John in there this is a Freemason like is there is there like mark Matthew mark Luke and John in there

Starting point is 01:45:46 This is a Freemason manual. Yeah, okay. That makes more sense here. No, no, no, it's got weird. Okay, Johnny It's going guess where it's going put in Babylon Babylon That's the couldn't be more appropriate something called Babylon for for the Freemason Bible Last couple of things here. We have a new number one in podcasting, at least temporarily. A lot of the ladies were making hay on Twitter about... Because they don't know how podcasting works. Tell me you don't know how podcasting works. This woman, Sarah Sivian, said, I was told specifically that no one wants to hear women talk about football and she's saying that in reaction to on the Spotify charts at least and it's also on the Apple charts

Starting point is 01:46:31 Kylie Kelsey She is hot though her podcast. Yeah, she's alright. She's got kind of a horse face She's number one in the podcasting charts right now guys one episode ladies. Let me tell you how it works It's based on new subscribers, okay? So if you have listens and new subscribers, if you have a bunch of new subscribers and reviews, your show skyrockets to the top. Joe Rogan has been doing this since 2009 Okay, how many years is that Johnny? 15 Okay, 15 years. No, there was gonna be math. Okay

Starting point is 01:47:15 Yeah, I mean this is if they're an act like it's even close when it's not Okay, just like when when call me daddy came back it skyrocketed at number one Because he got a bunch of new subscribers Yeah, and reviews to especially reviews are a big part of it actually if you would like to help us get up in the standings, please leave a review we will read them on the next episode of Broken simulation I can promise you that um We will just leave destiny alone I wanted to talk about it last week. Destiny had it, like, some tapes with him, some video, some search terms leak with him and a guy.

Starting point is 01:47:53 Who they were saying was Nick Fuentes and then Nick Fuentes says it wasn't him. It wasn't him. You know, dude, I don't really care what Destiny does with other adults. He owned it, too. He was just like, yeah, somebody I'm close to got their shit hacked I don't I don't really care destiny what destiny does with other adults. Ah He owned it too. He was just like yeah somebody I'm close to got their shit hacked and Whatever the way it is, dude He's getting he's getting it Tell you something conservative commentators is debating skills are worse

Starting point is 01:48:25 Than his then what he did on that video. Well, that's what I was gonna say. He's getting it up the ass from conservative commentators all summer, figuratively and literally. Johnny, have you seen the big thing with Ben Carson? If you'd like to hear the rest of this episode, subscribe to Broken Simulation in your podcasting app, or check us out at youtube.com slash Sam Trippoli. We go deep home, boys. Podcasting app or check us out at youtube.com This is only the beginning Wake up, Aaron!

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