Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #893: Is LA Burning with Jiujistu Jesus Eddie Bravo (Emergency Episode)

Episode Date: June 10, 2025

In this explosive episode, special guest Jiu-Jitsu Jesus himself, Eddie Bravo, dives deep into the chaos of the LA Immigration Riots and the alleged Bolshevik leanings of California Governor Gavin Newsom. The conversation spirals through the hidden Marxist past of LA Mayor Karen Bass and into the infamous lizard people playbook—“Problem, Reaction, Solution”—suggesting orchestrated crises designed to manipulate the masses. The group doesn’t hold back when addressing the recent unmasking of Laura Loomer, exposing her reported support for Palantir’s dystopian China-style surveillance ambitions. Between philosophical detours on male instinct and the unavoidable gravitational pull of the female form, the hosts land on a bleak reflection: that everything Trump touches, from politics to personalities, inevitably crumbles. Eddie's signature conspiracy swagger adds a punch to an already charged mix of politics, culture, and unapologetic opinions. Please subscribe to the new Tin Foil Hat youtube channel:  https://www.youtube.com/@TinFoilHatYoutube Check out Sam Tripoli new crowd work special "Black Crack Robots" now for free. https://youtu.be/_FKugOeYaLc Check out Sam Tripoli’s 2nd New Crowd Work Special “Potty Mouth” on YouTube for free. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22j3Ds5ArjM Grab your copy of the 2nd issue of the Chaos Twins now and join the Army Of Chaos: https://bit.ly/415fDfY Check out Sam "DoomScrollin with Sam Tripoli and Midnight Mike" Every Tuesday At 4pm pst on Youtube, X Twitter, Rumble and Rokfin! Join the WolfPack at Wise Wolf Gold and Silver and start hedging your financial position by investing in precious metals now!  Go to samtripoli.gold and use the promo code "TinFoil" and we thank Tony for supporting our show. CopyMyCrypto.com: The ‘Copy my Crypto’ membership site shows you the coins that the youtuber ‘James McMahon’ personally holds - and allows you to copy him. So if you’d like to join the 1300 members who copy James, then stop what you’re doing and head over to: CopyMyCrypto.com/TFH You’ll not only find proof of everything I’ve said - but my listeners get full access for just $1 LiveLongerFormula.com: Check out LiveLongerFormula.com/sam — Christian is a longevity author and functional health expert who helps you fix your gut, detox, boost testosterone, and sleep better so you can thrive, not just survive. Watch his free masterclass on the 7 Deadly Health Fads, and if it clicks, book a free Metabolic Function Assessment to get to the root of your health issues.  Want to see Sam Tripoli live?  Get tickets at SamTripoli.com: Cleveland, OH:  Tin Foil Hat Comedy Live At Hilarities on June 13th https://hilarities.com/shows/310175   Pittsburgh, PA:  Tin Foil Hat Comedy Live At West View Fire Hall At 7pm on June 14th https://bit.ly/3GmbxaS   Pittsburgh, PA:  Swarm Tank Live At West View Fire Hall At 9pm on June 14th https://bit.ly/4jQWi8l   Boston, MA:  Tin Foil Hat Comedy Night Headlines Nick's Comedy Stop  August 1st https://www.nickscomedystop.com/event-details/special-event-tin-foil-hat-comedy-with-sam-tripoli-and-eddie-bravo-live   Broadbrook Ct: Tin Foil Hat Comedy and Swarm Tank at 8pm on August 2nd https://broadbrookoperahouse.thundertix.com/events/246069   Please check out Eddie Bravo's internet: Website:  https://www.10thplanetjj.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/eddiebravo10p/ Youtube: https://bit.ly/43EPwNM   Please check out Sam Tripoli's internet: Linktree: https://linktr.ee/samtripoli Please Follow Sam Tripoli's Stand Up Youtube Page: https://www.youtube.com/@SamTripoliComedy Please Follow Sam Tripoli's Comedy Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/samtripolicomedy/ Please Follow Sam Tripoli's Podcast Clip Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samtripolispodcastclips/      

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All right, guys. Welcome to a special emergency episode of Tinfoil Hat. We brought in the bangers. We're here. We're going to break down LA, everything going down. My little battle with Laura Loomer, a tiny bit. We'll get into all that, but join me straight from Mount Crushmore, the man, the myth, the legend, Eddie Bravo. How are you?

Well, good, man. How you doing? Well, excited to see you this weekend. We got Friday night. We're in Cleveland and then Saturday night we are in Pittsburgh. I know it's the summer guys. Grab your tickets now.

It's going to be number fire. Dad's got a whole bunch of new episode, new jokes. I'm super excited about. Yeah. So, uh, Friday is June 13th that's in Cleveland Ohio going back to the motherland with the Browns and then we go to Pittsburgh maybe Aaron Rogers can come by and say hi dude that's on the 14th and then yeah and then we got bro he mean Grove just go Sam Truby dot-com grab those tickets dude dude And then what do we got in July? We got Boston and Connecticut, right? Yeah, Boston Connecticut as well, dude So gonna start ramping it up dude a lot of good times bro. He mean Grove got canceled moved now

We're in a new venue. Oh It's still going on though, right? Yeah, it's still going on. But yeah, so we're in it guys How's the house living in LA going for you guys? You guys enjoying it or what? Is it the best time ever? I've had a bunch of people over the weekend cause I had a jujitsu, um, tournament at my school Sunday and people were hitting me up and going, what about the riots?

What about the, are we safe to go? And I, I would have not known about the riots at all. And I I've been feeling this dude. Yeah, I'm like, I wouldn't even know that we're like, people think that like, are you okay? I got a couple texts today. Are you okay? I'm like, I mean, they're only in a couple spots. And LA is so gigantic. It's so big, by the way, is not LA for a start paramount is not

LA. That was where one of the big ones was. Not LA. It really isn't, though. It's not even they call it a suburb of downtown. LA is what they call it, but it's just not not LA. You guys would say BLM was worse, right? In the right. Oh, 100 percent. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was that was a little that came close to my house. Yeah. I mean, it burnt down. La La's, which is on the street corner that I lived on.

It was. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it was so crazy. People were like riding on that street that were white friends of mine. And they're burning shit down for BLM. It's like, what are we fucking doing here, man? I mean, the National Guard patrolled Melrose for days after that happened It was it was like living in a different country for a bit, you know having the So again, it's like this illusion. It's shot the media shoots in a way that everybody thinks it's pure chaos I mean like have you noticed that there are more media than there are protesters at half these things

Yeah, there's somebody swings a camera around and there's like dozens of people with cameras. Yeah, it's like each rider gets their own media member. That's crazy, dude. It is crazy. It's really nuts. And you know, I said when I was in Portland, that's what they did. They just basically, they like, dude, this ride,

they made you think Portland was burning and it was literally like 50 people in a park in a park yeah you thought i remember going there they're going i go to the guy's opening for him i'm like let's go find a ride they're like we haven't seen one yet i'm like damn let's go riot hunting so we go went down there and dude it was like it was really tiny and that's why I feel there when I was watching the cameras the other day they had to like they had to they had to They had to really shoot all over the place to find any pockets of anything. It's like really weird It's just so big and just it always brings me back to stuff like this, like the Civil War, like before the telephone or internet,

like how would anybody know what was going on like in a battle in like Mississippi? You could be in Alabama, not know, like who's keeping, how do you coordinate these battles? You know, the Civil War? I wonder if the Civil War was like, super hyped up. Like it was just a couple battles and they made it seem like the whole fucking country was on fire. Well, they do have this saying that like two walkie talkies would have changed the entire corps.

Any, any, if the South could have just been given two walkie talkies, the, cause there are so many times. There were, yeah, they were just operating independent of each other, the armies. And if they could have just been at the same place and coordinated They would have I mean that was the there's a couple of times where like generals lost orders, you know and the enemy intercepted them and it just completely changed the face of You know the war at those points when they could got in one of those talk to text phones Yeah, you know if they if next hell had been around Yeah, if they if next hell I've been around

That's hilarious, dude, I forget what it was what battle it was It was like some battle of Waterloo or something like that like they said all these people died, but they there was no bodies and then they realized that like They use bodies for soap or something like it's like a really weird story that there were no have you heard this like? I'll try to look it up. I know in the war they would slide balloons surprise me It wouldn't surprise me if the Civil War was just like like Told theater yeah, or like partially like It's hard to yeah

1800s the fuck you coordinate a civil war Later yeah and that after the war had ended they were still fighting and dying because they hadn't gotten you know to the corner of Alabama or wherever the fuck they were set up, you know hadn't gotten, you know, to the corner of Alabama or wherever the fuck they were set up, you know? Dude, these are, I know what they're fighting for and when to fight. Like there's one coming to your house. I mean, it's just like Ukraine. It was all conscripted.

Hey man, you're fighting. I'm like, dude, I'm fat and tired. I'm not going anywhere. Everybody got the newspaper back then. Just shoot yourself right in the foot. I got a bad foot. I ain't going. There was a lot of that.

Yeah. And the North started doing bounties because they couldn't get people to volunteer. They couldn't get people to volunteer. They couldn't get people to volunteer. They couldn't get people to volunteer. They couldn't get people to volunteer. They couldn't get people to volunteer. They couldn't got a bad foot. I ain't going. There was a lot of that. Yeah. And the North started doing bounties because they couldn't get people to volunteer because people were like, what the fuck is this? And so they would, they were called, uh, what are they called? A bounty bounty jumpers or something like that.

They would come in and then get another piece of, you know, another document, like with their ID and just keep going around and getting paid to join the army. Uh, yeah, document like with their ID and just keep going around and getting paid to join the army. I bet there was a shit ton of people that lived in America during the Civil War that had no fucking idea there was a Civil War. I bet there was a shit ton that had no fucking idea. Like dudes that like hillbillies and people that were like how would they know? I mean I will say my parents my people lived in the middle of fucking nowhere and my great great grandfather got drafted and they came and just grabbed his ass and he was at Gettysburg so I don't know. That is crazy.

And how do they know it's him though just just kind of saying someone lives on the outside of town go get him? Well everybody has a citizen. So you have birth documents and everything that all gets sent to the county. And then the state has a backup of it. I I've actually seen my great, great grandfather's draft card. You know, it's all digitized now. Uh, and all, you know, his, all of the documents that he would have had back then. It's, it's strange. It's really weird.

So who knows, dude, you just know everything's a Psyop. Now you got Laura Loomer calling for a, like, Palantir to come in and buy on everybody. How stupid. And it's just, like, nuts to me. Now, Eddie, you and I have talked about it, you know? Like, they have a lot of our stuff. Like, they have our eyes, they have our medical history,

all that, you know? You get through this. But this Palantir stuff to me is a little different because now it's like gonna be cameras everywhere, like all the time. Like watching, making, like right now there's no cameras for jaywalking. I know there is like a couple traffic cameras where basically if you go through red light they get you even though those have kind of gone away. But what are your thoughts on that whole thing with Palantir and all that shit? When are they going to start giving speeding tickets like just because they just have your GPS and they know you're speeding. Yeah that's it dude. You know they

do that in England right. Every airport has cameras on it and you see people in England They bomb it a hundred miles an hour and then slow down and then bomb Well, how do you think how do you think your your GPS works like or you know, you ever like check traffic? You stay away from freeways that are all red. You're looking for the yellow and the green right? That's all from That's all cell phones. All they do is they go, oh look. The cell phones aren't moving right here. It's red.

Why don't we just get automatic speeding tickets? Boom, bam, just boom. You just get a text message. You just got a speeding ticket. That's China, dude. That's China, dude. That's China, dude. That's China, dude. That's China, dude. Just boom you just get a text message. You just got a speed problem. Why do you give it? That's China. You know, just Bravo what? Why are you giving them ideas Bravo? Do we really want them just you get a text message? Hey, you we went over the speed limit five Hours, I drive you slow lane dog. I'm not worried about that shit. I'm always in the slow lane

I'm slow So I don't have nothing to worry about you only have something to worry about if you're constantly breaking the law by speeding. Slow down, dog. I'm trying, dude. I am trying my hardest, dude. I am trying my fucking hardest not to drive fast. Well, you know what the biggest scam is? Those toll lanes going to San Diego

where they don't even tell you until it's already late. That's the only state. California's the only state that won't send you a toll you it's already late like that's the only state California is the only state that won't send you a trick you they do they trick you yeah it's a trick yeah to not get a bill until it's already overdue no other state does that relies on you noticing the signs and then paying it later it's crazy such a scam imagine just owning a road dude you just own a road yeah you just own a giant road and you're just like, Oh, you drive in here. You owe me five bucks. And if you don't get it, it's a thousand bucks.

Don't we pay half our paychecks every goddamn week to for roads and shit. Now we all, you know what, we don't have enough of your tax money. Yeah, it's, it's out of control, dude. Taxes are out of control. I've finally gotten there. I'm in my Michael Douglas falling down moment with taxes, dude. I just can't take this shit. Yeah, water should be free.

All roads should be free, right? Why are we paying for water? Like, we shouldn't have to pay for water. We pay so much in taxes. Would you want free government water though? You know, like, uh, well, you know, I'd rather not. I mean, we're paying for government water. What would you rather have free government water or, uh, pay for it.

You think it's going to be better? The free government water is going to be better than the tap shit. It's got fluoride and all that bullshit in it. But don't they recommend you drink that isn't to that, to them drinkable? Yeah. Yeah. Government. Yeah.

The government will tell you that tap water is drinkable. They'll tell you it's drunk. It's drinkable. You say you can drink it with no harm. Here's a rule. Assume the government is lying. Yeah. That's just kind of how I could do it.

Just assume they're lying, but I'm really kind of like, I'm just like, dude, PSYOP season takes no days off. No days off. We've got a new Psyop every other day. It's great. It's kind of like, I mean, these days it's like, what are the celebrities pushing? And then, OK, that's the Psyop.

Just listen to the celebrities. OK, whatever they're saying, it's the other side that's correct. Right? I'm with you on that. I saw a couple of my friends who I love very much just talking about how much they hate ICE and I'm not on ICE's side either. Okay. I just, you know, the ATF, the FBI, all that, they're all the same, dude, you know, and

I'm not saying, I just don't think there's any good guys in the story, you know And I think grabbing people's families that's gotta be rough on people. So I understand why people are upset but dude These people in Hollywood that have had their city burned and now they're having riots while Karen Bass is still in In office. I find it just crazy to me that ice is the one you hate like it's just crazy to me it's just crazy that this town is just burning everywhere she just hopscotching in areas setting them on fucking fire dude and it's just not she did a rich one you did downtown which is just like just an insane asylum burn that down now and like the cops just sit there for the most part

Because they want it burned out then you can flip it into 50-minute cities the same thing they did with George Floyd I mean, I I'm gonna say one thing. I don't think this thing has kicked it off like they thought it would I Think they got LA they make it to be crazy Well, I think they kick off LA and then they expect people in You know other cities to watch like we gotta do it too And that's how like BLM took off and all that stuff and it just you don't see it happening Hey Sam, you've seen the video that's going around of you from two years ago on Rogan. Yeah, all this shit. Yeah. Yeah What? two years ago on Rogan. Yeah. All this shit. Yeah. Yeah. Can you put John, Jonathan, can you play this Johnny? Yeah, of

course. Yeah, I'll find it. It's just it's all in my timeline. Hold on. You're you're a fucking prophet. You're like when Alex Jones predicted 911. I know. How did you account right to account? Yeah. Yeah. You know how crazy it is what you said you said they're gonna drop pride month or not Or drop pushing pride so much and then start with Immigration riots you said that two years ago. How the fuck did you know? Well, we I had a I had a guest come on

Okay and she was telling me and it was so crazy because like we did the episode and then the next day Starbucks is like yeah, we're done with the gay pride chick get out of here, and I was like damn bro All right here. We go. I wonder why they have to get rid of the gay pride stuff like why not just keep that like I don't Get it. No, I still it's joke. It's still their month today. It's still that's today's still to get the month All right today. It's still that's today's still to get the month. Alright, here we go. You got it. You had a conspiracy for us at dinner but you but Joe made you wait. What was it? Oh yeah, that's right. What was it? You want to hear? Well, what was it? What's going to happen? Oh yeah, you guys want to

happen? Yeah. With what? With in this country. Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to hear now? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tap me in. We're in the Bolshevik war right now, bro And right now what's coming up is the all the pride stuff is gonna be okay So I had this woman come on my podcast and names Mel K And we got in real trouble on this show before because we talked about this one family that I will not name Okay, and every time we named this family the four tech gods all came down and just fucked my show all of no tech gods all came down and just fucked my show. Game on. No, I'm not saying their name. Brian's trying to tank his own show. That's how much he loves the deep state. So she comes out again. We just mentioned what happened on the show. They do it to us again. They

do it to us again. We just mentioned their name. Go, you remember when we talked about them and they took, it happens again. Damn she's what are they doing when this happened? Let me say they do this to you. What do they do to you? Okay, so on Apple so Apple Google Twitter and Facebook all after me how so like shadow been suppression? No, no even worse even worse. So on on Apple they listed my podcast that no one listened to it for like On Apple, they listed my podcast that no one listened to it for like, they showed nobody listening to the podcast. So they block people from listening to it? No, they should. They won't show their downloads.

When you go to see what your podcast is doing, it listed nobody. Not just one episode, multiple episodes. I got strikes and deletes on my YouTube channel. Oh yeah, dude. That shit was crazy Johnny right totally yeah never seen anything like it yeah so it was just like boom boom boom boom boom all on one thing when I mean what did you mention that this family had done that day just this is funny because it involves it involves something Brian that basically

this family is so rich that people think that the CFR is just basically their board of trustees of all their companies. I love Brian. He's so full of it, dude. I love him so much. What are you talking about, dog? They're the people who taught you how to jerk off. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're the ones who taught you how to tie your fucking shoes. My favorite joke is like, you don't believe in conspiracy theories because you love your dad. So Mel K. Mel K. comes on my show. And she's like, and she goes, I've been talking to some people in the intelligence. And they go, this gay pride stuff is going away. And the next thing you're going to see are immigration riots.

This is going to be right around the next election. So hand to God we do this episode. Next day, Starbucks is like, we're banning all the pride stuff. And now you start seeing these little they're putting little breadcrumbs out man little breadcrumbs oh I saw this one thing in Chicago oh yeah illegal immigrants are upset about where they're staying and these illegal immigrants who speak English. By the way I don't speak English there either. English signs saying we're tired of how we're being treated and now

you're starting to see this over and over again. So everyone's always like when when all these Republican governors are like sending these these immigrants all over the country everyone's like yeah you're showing those Democrats bro they're moving assets I know it sounds crazy but that is 100% what is percent what? What do you? They're moving assets. What do you mean? Dude, these guys coming into the country, bro. Have you seen them? A lot of them are Chinese and a lot of them are military people. And I'm telling you, they're moving. And this is what's going to be right around 2024 election. That's the part where I get long. It's six months after. People going nuts. And as, as listen to this and you'll start seeing all the little breadcrumbs being put

out. May I give you another scenario? We do have open borders. Thank you, Joe Biden. And and complete disaster down the border. And so governors like Greg Abbott are going not how about you guys want to taste of what we're dealing with? Hey, New York Here you go. They bust 13,000 immigrants New York Eric Adams goes we don't have the resources for this Yeah, Brian, and that's a good way to teach the blue states to change their border. Yeah, that's what they want you

So that's how you get into this is right. Look, I'm a puppet master I'm telling you that's what I want you to think you're buying it All right, you stop it. Thank you, Johnny. Yeah, dude. Crazy. You nailed it. Do you know what else I nailed on his show? What I predicted Kamel Harris would would replace Joe Biden. And I did a whole I did a whole thing because I had a guest come on Biden. And I did a whole, I did a whole thing because I had a guest come on, Jeff Hilliard and tell he, he's a sober companion. And one of his clients was like a high, a high end escort, right? Who used to fucking party with Hunter Biden.

And this was before the election of a 2020 he was the, so she was partying with him, dude. And he's like, yeah, so this is what's going to happen. They're going to force my dad in. They're're gonna have Kamel Harris says is Ronnie May and then they're gonna force my dad out and she's gonna be president and I just and I told him that story and Then bang dude it happened but it happened way later than they wanted see here's the thing I think they have plans and based on the data, determines when they roll it out. And if it's not the right time, then they don't roll it out. And that's my opinion on this immigration riots.

It's because maybe the Pelletier is ready to form and do what they need to do. Oh, so you think that maybe the tech wasn't even ready. Yeah? Is that what you're saying? It's possible, dude. Why didn't they run it out? Was it that Kamel Harris was losing so badly that it wasn't even ready. Yeah. Is that what you're saying? It's possible, dude. Like, why didn't they run it out? What was it that Kamau Harris was losing so badly that it wasn't even they they couldn't even fake that that nobody liked her?

Yeah. When she's like winning with Latino men. Yeah. Yeah. And those are the because those are the people you really need to have emigration, right? It's you know, that's why you got thick ass AOC going, dude. She's getting thick, dude. She's getting you getting that's on purpose okay you think that they're making her thick she's getting older and you know those latinas dog they hit a certain age they get weird can you say that family and now? I can't can you tell me what letter it starts with? yeah, P. I can't tell you. You can't say it. I'll send you

the episode. So you get it and you can listen to it. But yeah, you can't say it. The last name starts with a P. The last name starts with P. Now we've said too much Eddie, even that can enter into a danger zone. Okay. Even that's crazy. Cause we didn't even mention her name when, when she came on, we didn't mention her name again, they're like, Hey dog, stop fucking with us. So Ian Carroll does a whole video on it. And I'm like, Ian, dude, watch yourself. You're talking about the family and what you're not supposed to talk about.

And the hand of God is Twitter got in trouble after that so Like he's like, yeah, they've been shadowing me pretty hard on Twitter. I'm like, yeah dog You talked about the family. You're not supposed to talk about Damn crazy Okay, it's crazy. Do I really like a light switch? I mean dude It's not just me asked Johnny dude. Yeah, he was like what the hell dude our

Facebook's down our Twitter's down our Google our YouTube Internet goes down sometimes the Internet just randomly goes out just you bringing it up Eddie has caused Xavier's a Wi-Fi to go shitty dude, okay Glitchy come on well. That's cuz he lives in Boyle Heights I'd be gone if I lived in Boyle Heights, you don't want to be in Boyle Heights You need to go down there do something. We don't smoke the same content, dude Not a bad now hanging out. No, no smoke the same right now Yeah the Uh, downtown it just like buck naked, right? Yeah.

Buck naked in sneakers. Oh, I got it here. Okay. Yeah. And she just like, I am God, we should do Iowaska. And she's like buck naked. She got titties going all different ways. You see, you can see the real thing. You could see the titties if you wanted to.

They're out there. Okay. I mean, I actually is going to have to do the. Oh yeah. It's pretty hot. Oh my God, that was hilarious. Yeah, but it's just, it's so hilarious because it's just like, I don't know what it is. We've talked about this before, Johnny, on Broken Sim. There's something about women whenever they want to make a statement

and fight back they get naked and it's like the weirdest protest I've ever seen in my life. Yeah that was all feminist burning the bras. I think it's because they view bras as a symbol of the patriarchy genuinely. Yeah dude I view it as we're trying to give you so you got some tits when you're 45 and then that they're not fucking scraping the science the cement well guys just can't help but checking uh constantly checking genetics no matter what's going on you can be in the deepest conversation uh you know about death and some hot chick passes by and you and your your boy gonna look over do a little quick genetics check and then you're back to the conversation.

So they're taking advantage of that. That's like, you know, in our DNA. We're constantly checking genetics. Yeah, totally. Yeah, have you ever been like just hanging out and a girl walks by and you just wanna check genetics and she just suddenly puts her hand above her ass knowing that you were gonna see her?

Yes. It's so hilarious. That's proof of a sixth sense right there knowing that you are going to. Yes. It's so That's proof of a sixth sense right there because I have all the time. You don't need to look right now. You don't need to look. But you know and then you get into it like women playing that too because women could wear sweatpants at the airport if they want to. They really just want to be comfortable. You could totally put on sweatpants but you wear yoga pants which is making us look So it's like they say it's comfortable. They say it's comfortable. I'm sure it is comfortable

You think so? I don't think they're that calm better than sweatpants brother than nice When you put on those jujitsu pants, they're really tight. They're nice I can walk around and in like around town in those things like it fucking ninja I love those so I get that but it's like you're you know what you're asking for which is someone staring at that fat ass yeah and you know most girls when they're single and they're they're looking for a mate on their social media you know they're gonna whenever know, they're gonna, whenever they can, they're gonna show their genetics and show the male species how ready they are to pass on your

genes and how well they distribute fat. They're showing you how well they distribute fat because that's very important because that's because the brain, the baby's brain in the third trimester is created from a woman's ass and that's real. That's real shit. So that's why we check out the ass to make sure that our child is gonna be a brain. Dr. Bravo, dude, dropping science, dude. I'm all about that. That's what I'm here for, man.

I'm here to help you. When I was single back in the single days, there was this one, back in the MySpace days, there was this one girl that we were going back and forth thinking about dating maybe a little bit, you know? And I was checking her pictures for her genetics. And there was not one shot of her glutamate maximus. There was no shots at all.

You couldn't tell. I'm like, damn. So I had no idea what her genetics was. And her, her, her, the symmetry on her face was, her face was very nicely symmetric. Okay. So I went out on a date with her, she comes over, and she had the most genetic glutes. I'm like, why are you hiding this? This is, and she told me she was hiding her genetics because too many, she got too many genetic checks. And it was, it was affecting her daily life. And I'm like, no wonder, like, she was hiding it. And it was like one of

the best ones I ever saw my son's brain would have been fucking on fire. It would be like Nikola Tesla Einstein lines done So so how is your son into that age where it's all about girls now? Oh, well, he's 13 now But he hasn't really hit puberty yet. Any day now though. Any day. Any day, dude. It's gonna be blossoming. And it's on dude. Yeah. Yeah. So

far, he hasn't really, he's showing the, he's he's got a couple little girlfriends, you know, but like, they're just friends like, there's no, there's signs of puberty at this point. So he's a good looking kid, dude. Good looking kid for some dude. So have you looked into any of this Karen Bass stuff,

anything into the Newsome stuff? Do you have any thoughts on that? Anything into like the a hundred million dollars that disappeared from the fire, the fire festival, whatever it is, the fire, the oops, sorry, what's going on here? I don't know that much about the mayor. But I all I know is before the fires and the palisades, it wasn't, she recorded saying something like get out of town, crazy, that kind of shit. Like, what, what was that about? Well, she did a, so James O'Keefe got a voicemail, a phone message that had

been recorded, a phone conversation. that had been recorded, a phone conversation, and she was like, listen, I'm gonna be leaving for two days, okay? Only two days, okay? I have to go. I won't be available. And you'll understand why when what happens, okay? I can't talk about it, but you'll understand why. And the guy's like, hey, I just want to help you. What do you need me to do? Are you gonna be okay? I just have to go for two days. You'll understand.

In that tone, it was like so creepy. And I've been saying this, it's like Karen Bass, Johnny, your thoughts on this. Karen Bass is basically, oh, here it is. Yeah, now we should note that she's talking about like some part of downtown that was a shit show or something. There was like a real homelessness crisis going on. So that's the kind of piece that's not obvious here, but that's what she's talking about. And just in terms of my trip, just so you know, I'm missing two work days. That's it. And if President Biden extends me an invitation, I took it. And hopefully you can read in between the lines. But I would just appreciate, just, and it's hard for me to tell you this,

but hold tight. You will understand soon. I'm sorry, Johnny. There it is. Addressing the growing safety issues in MacArthur Park is not her area of expertise. The situation is very dangerous and I would never do... I will take the criticism before I do a publicity stunt and frankly a press conference at this point in time would just be publicity I think I don't think my neighbors property owners yeah and the residents

I mean 41,000 people live within a square mile here yeah two families share one bedroom apartment but but they want to hear that something is gonna be done They want to know it's we are doing shit Recognized exactly, but if I have a choice between that and compromising something Have to go along with it. God. It's not my area of expertise. I want to make sure that you are safe And hopefully you can read in between the lines. All right. Shut down. Yeah. That's where you get back to the beginning. That's crazy shit, dude. I mean, have you looked into anything about Johnny? Will you go to my Twitter? I

know I tweet a shit ton, but there is a lot about Karen Bass that's coming out like Mike Benz who's doing all these deep dives in the USA aid talks about how she's been number two at a CIA cutout which his whole job is to kind of start these kind of groups to start fire. Yeah it's been a while do you want me to search it? Well dude yeah here's one of them as a reminder one the riots raging layer Here we go Bass was a Fidel Castro supporter. She was a member of the How do you pronounce that Johnny Vince?

Ask XG. That's that's Spanish. How do you say that? There's Salmos Versamose Brigade and made seven trips to Cuba during the 1970s when it was illegal to do so. Yeah. And then you can get into like she's supposedly part of some paramilitary rebel group that bombed a federal building. Which is the whole thing to me is that I 100% believe that Karen Bass is like the real life version of Kingpin

Well interesting You know like was a criminal Rebranded somehow convinced everybody and just became the cop became the mayor and now they're like now She's just destroying the city It's like so insane to me that my friends are yelling about ice and I get it I get it But like you just have one person in charge when all this shit shows happening. I mean 2025 is nuts, dude. Yes It's nuts. Well, did you think that it would because it seems as though

Would you say Trump is doing exactly what they would have him do right now by calling in the National Guard well my whole opinion is is like this is coordinated yeah I think they want to you know it's called the what is it called it's this something capitalist conspiracy by G Edward Griffin and it breaks down they support both sides both sides Both sides are Are in on it. They both want their own thing, but you know you cause the chaos you bring in the the the You know, whether it's National Guard or Marines whatever

And then you bring in martial law and you know, these people don't like to give up these executive powers that they get through chaos I mean, we're still taking off our shoes in an airport You know, I mean, oh, yeah, what's that? Somebody has a saying that there's nothing more permanent than a temporary government program Yeah, what not your person I guarantee you that what's nothing more permanent than a temporary government program. Yeah, 100% I guarantee you that what's your face still has fucking a well Gavin Newsom still has kovat executive powers Well, I mean, I don't know if you saw Trump just said no mask at protests I don't know how you're gonna stop no mask at protests. But yeah

So they can't cuz then the Pelletier can't see who you are So the next thing is we gotta get these real-life bass that look like a real life Like you know some CIA stuff and just use their own mass against them. They'll be able to do it from your eyes Very my thing is how do you know? How do you know? They're already not using it the Pelletier? How do you know they're not? They probably I think they are they just want to they just want to kind of let us In on it, but I think they have it because it brings it like dude if they got my info I'm like, yeah, I mean, what can you do about that?

That's a game you play unless you get above phone and then you don't play that game But you know this game you play but the problem is comes with social credit score like just today We have on one of my podcasts. We had a guest a sponsored Decide not to sponsor because they said I was on a cautions list What? Yeah, what pod?

cash daddies What was yet? What was the advertiser? Fuck them now, I guess. I forget. I forget what it is. What kind of thing was. It's like a like a Google type thing, I guess. I don't know. I don't even remember. Like Internet search? Yeah. I guess the Internet search my name. Man, there's so many there's so many podcasts out there and podcast hosts that are going so hard on the paint. Yeah.

Like, why are you even messing with like us? Like we're so 2000 and late. Yeah, I mean, we're so we're all bulls dude. Like Candice Owens, dude, who goes harder than her? Like every day? Candace Owens? Dude, who goes harder than her? Like, fuck. Every day. Fuck, she goes hard, dog. Like, holy shit. Like, and then there's a bunch now coming out.

You know, like Jimmy Dore. He goes fucking hard, dog, hard. Like, wow. Like. Which is crazy when you consider where he came from. I mean, he used to. Oh, yeah. Straight down the middle Democrat as they come. You know, just the

die. Yeah. That's what they always say though. The left needs their own Joe Rogan. Yeah. It was Jimmy door. Yeah. Jimmy door was super left. It's just like, you're not on the side of truth. That's why you can't do you have to be authentic, man. So Gavin Newsom, worst human being or worse or worse human being, which one, which one is it? Like, it's this guy, what's this guy going to run for next? And how does he have a chance?

Anybody like, there's no way these elections are real. There's no way. There's no way. A lot of dumb people in California. I know, dude. I'd like, I want to, I'd like, I miss the weather. I love the Dodgers. I just don't know how much longer I can sit in stupid anymore. I'm just like, it just, I'm just like a frog in a stupid bowl.

You don't have to hang out with anybody. You just hang out in your house. If you moved to Idaho, you'd be in your house. Yeah, I am in my house all the time. I just love walking on the streets and meeting people and they're all just so dumb. You get on your couch. How are you going to be in front of your computer doing a podcast? Or you can go to Austin and get like murdered by the smiley face killer. Yeah. You're way out of his demographic Sam. Yeah, I know. I've aged out. I'm no longer. I'm no longer a suitable piece of ass to kill

You're fucking upset about that. Who's upset. They're not gonna get killed Sam would be the only person what I want you won't kill me He's also boning him too before he kills them Sam well, there's thought that they're in snuff films Yeah, you're on yeah, I'm glad I'm out of that demographic I am too dude that that that that that that that

that that that that that that that broken to that high level. That's what it looks like. It's looking like that. If your butt ain't broken and it looked like DMX, man, DMX, that's the realest motherfucker out there. He went against it and he's no longer with us, man. I wonder if that had

anything to do with it, but he's the realest rapper that's ever existed. I've been saying this forever. If you're on television or movies, I'm assuming you got your ass clapped by P Diddy at this point, dude. I mean, it is just nuts, dude is like the 2005 B T awards. Everybody up there, uh, testifying, bro. I don't know how he gets out of this. Even if they haven't proved the case, I don't see how I think, I think, see, I think the opposite. I think he OJs this.

I think a mistrial and he walks out or he already did enough time where he's not going to get caught on any crazy stuff. And he walks out. Don't cause you did all of them have. It seems like they're only talking about like freak offs and, and they're, they're not talking about like, you know, illegal shit. They're talking about like legal shit that, I mean the only thing that's illegal so far, I mean, I've been at that close attention was him hitting Cassie,

like him like beating her and hitting her like on tape. Like wasn't his assistant saying that she like essayed him? Wasn't his assistant saying that to him that he assayed her Yeah, yeah, that'd be crazy if someone says Actually, I held him down Did I generated all over him? Well, she was saying, you know who's gonna testify, you know, who's gonna testify guys Remember that guy that shot up a Trump's building. Yeah, and he went in there and said he was a cell one of the sex workers

He's gonna testify which is crazy because he said Tupac is alive that shot up a Trump's building. And he went in there and said he was one of the sex workers. He's gonna testify, which is crazy, because he said Tupac is alive. So it's hard to believe anything comes out of his mouth. Let's go, bro. Let's go. No, Psyop season takes no days off. No days off.

Every day is a new Psyop. What do you think about the Elon Trump view? You think that's fake? It'd be the biggest story right now if it wasn't for all this shit going on. I mean think about how that's gotten buried. It's crazy. Yeah we talked about it. Yeah man, I think Trump's response to it is nuts. By not responding. Not consistent with his character is what you're saying.

Yeah that was very weird to me. I have different thoughts and it could be that he's upset he didn't get the Pelletier contract, you know, like he wants to be the company that puts all that in. He could also be, you know, it's like we have some real transhumanism issues with Elon Musk, so we know that, but he seems to be pretty passionate about this, this budget and getting it under, you know, getting into the green and they just want to pass this big, beautiful bill. And it's just full of chaos. And the one thing is he can't make any laws against AI for 10 years. That's that's eternity in the internet.

You can't regulate AI for 10 years. Like just bring on the Terminators at this point. I don't know if this is a real video, but they have robot dogs downtown. I'm like, if that's real, our dystopian nightmare is here. I don't know if it's real. Some people said it's fake, but what's your thoughts, dude? I mean, what everything Trump touches or embraces, the demons try to destroy it, right? So you

don't think he knows that? I think there's a chance, I don't know, there's just the theory, you know, he was anti-vaxx before Operation Warp Speed, but then all of a sudden it's Provax, and now after it's all said and done, after the dust has settled, there's more anti-vaxxers than ever before.

The vaccine industry is on its last legs, right? It happened. And then Fauci, why didn't Trump fire Fauci? Well, Trump did fire Fauci. And if he did, no one would even know about Fauci. And now everybody knows that, about the AIDS stuff that he was involved in and everybody knows Fauci.

It's gonna be hard for him to walk down the street. So did he put Fauci in the spotlight? Did he put vaccine manufacturers in the spotlight? Yeah, you know, like it didn't matter how much Trump pushed Operation Warp Speed, I wasn't gonna take the job. You know what I mean? So they probably know that they would, you know, the people if there is a plan. And I always thought Trump bringing in Elon, I'm like, damn, is he doing this to kill electric vehicles? Because Trump is so pro drill, drill, drill, baby. He loves oil.

Interesting. And he's anti climate. He got us out of the Paris Accords. Trump is not, it doesn't buy climate. And he's all about he loves oil, oil, oil, drill, drill, drill. And look what's happening. Tesla gets destroyed. Bring them in, power them up. And then everyone goes against Tesla and all the electric cars. People are driving around changing their, you know. Yeah.

So I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. To think that the Trump crew doesn't know that whatever he touches is destroyed and they're not taking advantage of that. I don't know. I think. Okay. So you're saying anything Trump touches gets destroyed. So he's touching things that he wants destroyed. Okay. Interesting. That is a very interesting

text. Oh, that would explain him touching that pussy back then. Okay. So. Same thing with the big, like, I don't know about this bill, the big bill, who wrote who wrote this big beautiful bill? What did Trump do it or did who did it? And it's a lot of his ideas. Yeah. And what is it about? Like, what is it?

What's in more? It's just more government spending, except like kind of more Republican style programs here. I'll give you a list. But I think Elon was butthurt that all the stuff he was working to scrape up pennies, you know, and this with all of his work at Doge and then this bill just kind of undoes all of that by replacing it. Because we're spending 25% of the revenue for the government, this is what Elon tweeted, goes to finance the debt, goes to interest. So 25% of the revenue for the government, this is what Elon tweeted, goes to finance the debt, goes to interest.

So 25% of revenue that the government takes in is just going to interest right now. Thank you. Who's been telling you that for fucking ever? Getting yelled at by everybody. Your tax dollars go to pay off the interest on the loan. Name me a bank that lends money that doesn't collect interest I'll wait I'll hold my breath and I'm gonna die okay because it doesn't exist okay go on Tim Pool show and the guys like yeah they just take it in because they

want to burn it off get it out of circulation bro you're crazy it's a bank they lend money they get interest that's how they make money. And we're never meant to pay it off. This is how they're going to destroy the dollar. Like they've added to snap benefits. That's the supplemental nutrition assistance program, you know, for low income people who use it for food. They've added to that, uh, no tax on overtime or tips and other elements that's going to cause less revenue. Uh, I mean, there's a whole, it's just all, you know, boring. It's just boring stuff that it's kind of, they've taken, you know, another thing

mostly pissing people off. I think another thing I don't know too much about the big, beautiful bill, but it kind of sounds like, cause it's got the big, beautiful bill make it sounds like something Trump would name, right? And maybe Trump really wants us to get crushed. So he's promoting it. So it gets crushed. I don't know Made but nobody knew what power here was three weeks ago Now the whole world knows a Palantir is and that they're involved in all the intelligence agencies Wow You know to me and everybody knows I'm not against it. I'm not against it. That's a very interesting take and that they're involved in all the intelligence agencies. Wow. Like, you know what I mean? Everybody knows Palantir. I'm not against it.

I'm not against it. That's a very interesting take. And then what about, you know, no president is more pro-Israel than Trump, right? Right? Yeah. He's with the yarmulkes and everything. He's with the yarmulkes and everything. He's with the yarmulkes and everything. Think about that.

Yeah, hey, dude. Our Palantir, there's a spotlight on it now. Nobody knew what it was. The Palantir don't want to be famous. They don't need to be famous. Why would they want to be famous? It does not help them at all to be famous. You know what I mean?

They're not getting paid by your everyday consumer. They'd rather stay, you know, like, you know, you know, uh, behind the curtain, you know, same thing, you know, and then look, Trump is super pro Israel and then look what's going on. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's the anti-mitus touch. Yeah, he's a human poison pill is really what I don't know. I don't know what is real and what's not. That's super interesting. So they call it Trump's one big beautiful bill is what they call it. It says it would make Trump's 2017 tax cuts permanent. So we know that's something he wants because he did it before.

No tax on tips are overtime through 2028. The child tax credit is boosted to $2,500. That's up from two. It'll be go down to 2000 in 2028. Salt deduction cap raise. I don't know what that is. Gun suppressors tax repealed. It's about time creates the Trump accounts. That's $1,000 savings account for babies for like infants. There's a the $5 remittance tax on money sent abroad by undocumented families.

So people sending money to their families overseas, like a lot of people will immigrate here and then send money home. There's gonna be a 5% tax on that. New work requirements for verification checks, the cut snap, 150 billion in military spending, new military spending. That includes drones and naval expansion,

border wall enforcement, that's 40 billion for barriers, four to five billion for personnel, tech and other enhancements. The 10 year ban you mentioned on AI, state level AI regulations. Now I should say, Sam, it's just state level regulations. It's not federal, the federal government can still regulate AI if this goes through, it's just the states can't have

Their own does that not sound disastrous? Yes. Yes, of course it does I mean look at covid look what covid did when you had the federal government and state rights It's literally backwards like oh dude. We learn from covid. We can't let these states tell us what the fucking do The the federal like dude I get caught on that all the time. Cause there's time that there's like, you know, what, what matters more state rights or, or federal rights, you know? And I really like it when the, the, you know, they're doing things I like, right? With guns and COVID like stop and call. I'm all for it. But then when a state does something, I don't like that. I'm like, Hey man, the federal, the federal government should step in. It's like, you gotta, you can't have it both ways, man.

So I think this is a horrible idea. I think state rights should always Trump. Federate federal government rights, the federal government rights. And you know, you're just going to have some states where all the retards move and we're probably in it and they're going to pass retarded, just absolutely ridiculous, ridiculous laws. Like there's a law in this state that if your kid doesn't get a hep B shot, they need to have X number of hep B shots by the time they go to school

Well, what happens if the kid doesn't ever get happy? Why do I need both shots if I didn't get it? I don't need the second shot. You know why that's fucking money, dude Everyone may cash his checks on this shit. It's absolutely fucking ridiculous, dude This and it's all conformity man and i you know the teachers are wonderful people i really hate this anti-teacher movement and i get hit up all the time by people yeah there are some bad teachers but most teachers love their kids most teachers love their kids man but bro just the way that parents have no say in any of that shit in a state that thinks that women should have the right to decide what to do with their body Well, what if that woman wants to decide what her kid does with his body or her body?

It's absolutely ridiculous, dude, and it's all mental gymnastics That's funny, isn't it? They the government is all about women having every every right over their fetus But once the baby's out of you, yeah, it, no, no, no, no, we're... We got it from here, lady. That's crazy. Absolutely ridiculous. And the school choice thing is insane because if you look at it, they say by... the idea is some states now will give you like the money that would be going to your kid, you know, to finance their public

school education, they'll just say, okay, here's $10,000 to you as a parent, and you can give that to whatever school you want to go to. It's called school choice. And they say that that's taking money away from public schools, but it's actually not because that money almost everywhere is less than what the government budgets for a kid. So when you take a kid out of that system, they actually have more budget to spread around to the rest of the kids at the public schools. So it's all just a kid. So when you take a kid out of that system, they actually have more budget to spread around to the rest of the kids at the public schools. So it's all just a scam. School

choices, I mean, if they were doing their jobs, you know, and actually were competitive with private schools, there'd be no, everybody. There's a lot going on with that, Johnny. It's not just the schools. It's just like, everybody's working, every mom, every dad's working. They're spread thin. They can't pay attention to kids like they used to. And these kids aren't going in there. Well, that's a different issue. Yeah, I mean, it's just super deep

and it's all done on purpose. It's just crazy to me, dude. It's just crazy, crazy. And we're only in June, dude. We still got, ah, dude, I love that cat. That's a gorgeous cat. How many cats you got? Three.

This is my little baby right here. Oh, is this a new one? Oh, this is the little baby. He's like almost one now, but we got him when he was like three weeks from some girl found him in a dumpster. Aww. Yeah, so. What's his name? I just call him baby baby boy but his name

is Griffin but you know baby boy that's that's what I'm sticking with him. Yeah it's nuts dude the whole thing is effing nuts so now Israel saying they're gonna return Greta home safely. Okay. Which is unbelievable. Nothing on the boat, right? Like as far as humanitarian, she was supposed to be delivering humanitarian aid. Oh yeah. Like almost nothing on the boat. You see Israel put out this thing like they drive literally back like by some Haitians in a boat or something. They just keep going. It's all theater, dude. It's all theater. The stupid. It's all theater, dude. It's all theater. The stupid it's unbelievable bro, and I'm just glad that you know, I I

Predict the future bro. You guys are with a psychic someday. You guys will realize that Jiu-Jitsu, you know, you know what part what part Of all this shit is so confusing. It's really confusing you like because you would say Hollywood and like Greta Thunberg and Hollywood, they're pro Palestine, right? Oh my God. Yeah. Are there, uh, who did you say? Already? Uh, yeah, the non the, the executives, the Hollywood people are pro Palestine and the executives are mostly Jewish hardline.

And it's like the ones that are really set in their careers where like they can work no matter what are going to be pro-Palestine. The people who just like a fear for their jobs, they're not a nobody side. They just shut the fuck up. Bunch of conformists. That part, see all that is very confusing. Because you know, if Jews control the media, like they say, then how is that? Why is the media pro Palestine?

It doesn't make any sense. Like that confusing. Well, I mean, when you say the meat, I mean, there are, there are aspects like CNN, they are very liberal, which is supposed to be pro Palestine, which I don't understand why. Is CNN pro PalestinePalestine, like, generally? Yeah. Have you paid attention? I think they have, like, yeah, they have, like, real discussions.

Yeah, I mean, I don't know if anyone is fully one way. MSNBC seems to be pro-Palestine. I think CNN, like, kind of wades in the kiddie pool of it. It's why this is a special issue. That issue is a, well, we've talked about it. It's a special issue because it, it's not, you know, it's not on the normal dividing lines because you get into this thing of like, oh, you're being anti-Semitic, you know,

once you get to so far for Palestinians. So right now the people are pro-Israel. I call them the October 8thers because they, all their information stops after October 8th. You know, it's the Zionist and then it's the Christian Zionist, okay? And then it's like the real, real red, red, red conservatives, mostly over a certain age, 40. Those are the only people that are pro-Israel.

And then more people are talking and they're becoming more and more pro-Palestine. So we're, we're, we're, we're going to find out who's stronger, humanity or the bankers that's going to come out. And it's Greta Greta, whatever her name is. Like they couldn't assassinate her. It would have been a giant PR problem, you know, giant ones. You would think like you would think, okay, if you had a bat gun to your

head, Greta Thunberg deep skate, right? You would think that, right? Like a, like they're controlling it. Right? Yeah. I think, yeah. Why wouldn't they control her to be pro Israel? Because I think the puppet realized she's a real boy.

I'm a real boy. Also thinking about if Israel got everything they wanted, where does all that defense spending go? You know, if they just, you know, if their borders were safe and there was no on, it's just a different kind of cold war. Yeah, I agree with that. I agree with that. But I also think that, you know, it's not like there's so much coming out but nobody cares like basically the Israeli government has admitted that ISIS is really the Hamas in in Gaza and they're the ones causing all the chaos there was never Hamas and

it was all funded by Netanyahu and nobody seems to care it's but it's like put another dollar in the fucking in the conspiracy theorists were right 18 wheeler of justice. Hey Johnny Will you go on I like this is an edgy video and I think you would love it if you want us to cut it Out after we could totally cut it out Eddie. It is a very funny video. Where am I? Can you go find crack amico? Yeah. Yeah, I know On Twitter. He just put out a day point a point a whatever his name is video it is

Video from where he yelled at that guy's no well no well, that's where it starts off It's the opening of his I'm gonna tell you something man Crack amico he gets into Eminem level with this fucking diss video here it is this song like I'm not lying to you he hits Eminem level he's such a retard Dave Fortner oh but dude he gets annihilated dude by crack amico here we go ready don't tell me shut up you bald fuck! Oh, big boss man, don't tell- I'll tell you, you work for me. Okay, go ahead, continue. Little bitch, you work for me.

Okay, sure, you bet. For now, continue. Oh, you're not? Okay, continue. You're literally saying people should be allowed to make Jew jokes, say whatever they want. I'm fucking now. I think people should be allowed to make jokes! So how many motherfucking Jews have to be killed before you stop? Hey, you could joke about death, you could joke about rape, you could joke about Indians with dead babies. After you killed before you stopped! anything on this earth but if it's about Jews then you might as well save it bitch don't joke about Jews nah don't joke about Jews hey don't joke about Jews don't joke about Jews don't joke about Jews don't joke about David you are a

homo retarded schlomo dishing what you can't take Portnoy the Jewish faggot stop trying to drag it mad at the jokes we make L-Race the rentee is losing his mind Loading my Glock, I'm screaming out nine How about I tell you some jokes, Mrs. Portnoy And you tell me what's over the line All of you people controlling the media Changing the weather, controlling our minds

Hollywood pedophile lawyers and slumlords That would do anything for a dime What if I said something that you ain't like? What if I called you a kike? What if I noticed somehow you make money Whenever a colored man spits in a mic? What if I told you that Israel is evil And it's time to rise up and free Palestine? Or maybe our party's involved and retarded and things would be better if all of them died!

Especially the children, I hate them the most! Raise up your glass, I'm proposing a toast! In honor of freedom, to make any joke even though there's a victim within every roast! You could joke about death, you could joke about rape, you could joke about Indians and their babies! Laughing at whatever the fuck that you wanna, only one thing is sacred, ask Davey! Don't joke about Jews, nah! Don't joke about blacks, you can laugh about gays, you can laugh about immigrants and MKGs. You can laugh about anything on this earth, but if it's about Jews then you might as well

save it, bitch. Don't joke about Jews, nah. Don't joke about Jews, hey. Don't joke about Jews, don't joke about Jews, don't joke about Jews, don't talk about Jews, hey Don't talk about Jews, don't talk about Jews Don't talk about Jews, don't talk about Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ah What a hypocrite which one which one what song is More Dangerous Kanye song or that song. Oh, that's a good one. Both are catchy though, dude. I'll tell you that they're both Catchy if you play both of those songs in a Thailand ladyboy bar

And all the time ladyboys are on the fucking floor dancing probably the Kanye song just because it's catchier I think but but damn I think the Kanye song has Better music. Yes. Yeah, but this guy's lyrics He had a lot of lyrics dude. Yes fire bars, dude Lyrics he had a lot of lyrics dude. He has fire bars, dude Yeah, and the fact that the song is called don't joke about Jews. That's of course, you know, of course you don't joke about them So there's no You shouldn't joke I mean Mexicans is okay you could Mexicans all day. That's fine. We don't give a shit

But dude, don't be joking about fucking Jews dog. Well, it's fine. He's such a hypocrite though. Cause he's, I mean, he's told jokes, the dirtiest, you know, whatever, he put out pictures of Tom Brady's 12 year old with his fucking giant hammer. Yeah. Yeah. And now he has a hammer and you know, the joke he was pissed about. A guy just called him rabbi Portnoy that wanted to be on the show. That was the only thing he just said. Oh yeah. Rabbi portnoy. That was it. Do you think little by little? Uh, it's like, it just seems like it's like two years ago. Most people, you know, we would have played that video. Uh,

10 for a hat would have been taken off the air. Yeah. Ex-communicated. Oh, totally. They would have, they would have put you, uh, they would have, they would have deported you. I would have been on a boat to Gaza. Oh man. It's crazy. Fucking it's crazier than ever now. It's so insane. Or it's getting more and more normal that there are no sacred cows, which I think it should be. I think it should. I think we should be allowed to talk about everybody. That's my opinion. You want to know what his defense is, if there's anything? He just said it just happened right now. They're dying right now, so you shouldn't laugh right now.

He says in a month from now, that's what I'm assuming, in a month from now that's what I'm assuming in a month from now that Joe is that the official rules right now? What yeah? I'm saying what are the rules? No the Jews he's saying that you shouldn't be making huge you jokes right now because it's literally happening right now, bro There were 9-eleven jokes as soon as the planes hit the building Like it's just unbelievable to me, dude and like I believe it's like 72 virgin jokes everywhere fucking you know

Milly's from porn is just their I I mean you'd have a thousand mill joke It's just like it's I get it dude. I mean I get it, but it's like I love Jews. I think Jews are great I love blacks of gays. I love everybody everyone should be no one's above criticism and everybody You should be able to make jokes about them because everybody's funny as fuck and everyone's got retards in their groups Everybody that's my ending bit. Everybody's retarded. They all do like you can just go through them. They're all fucking retards No the the

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iterates may apply no purchase required terms apply available at pocket hose dot com slash terms here's a clip from the latest broken sim so Jake Tapper our our favorite has you know he's written this book and has gone on a press tour and he has this comment now that's kind of been making the rounds about something that happened to his son or a question he was asked about his son. And I'm curious where you think, if they're losing guys like Jake Tapper genuinely, the Democrats are screwed anyway. Well, the problem is that Jake Tapper is expendable and they've, he's basically, they've thrown everything he's lied about on him as he's expendable. They're just going to throw him out with the trash. He, you know, you say whatever they tell you to say when you're making that paycheck. And then when it's so obvious that you lied through your teeth, you lose all credibility. And he's trying to grab credibility right now when he's been on the wrong side of every discussion for

the last 15 years. Not only when you, especially when you write a book that is essentially your confession to having lied about the health of the president for, because the book is about Biden and how he was falling apart. I know people, I don't know Jack Tapper, Jake Tapper. I know people that are like, um, that have basically played the game for the establishment and then they just run for cover to clean up their lies because it's so obvious that no one likes him. And

he's watching everyone around him get axed at CNN and he's trying to save credibility so people will turn it into a show. Well, that's a lot more. What do you think is going on here? I'll just play this clip. On a left leaning... He says, I went on a... Podcast that children made nameless. And we were talking about my kids, because I think they were both people without kids. And they asked me about my son and I said, he's a football player and he wants to be a policeman. And their joke was about my 15-year-old son, oh,

how does he feel about minorities? Like the idea that he wants to be a policeman, therefore he's racist, my son. And like, you know, that was the big laugh, and then I got dragged in the comments and all that stuff. And I thought to myself, this is why you fuckers are losing elections. 100%. Like, my football playing son, who has no political views, he's 15, he thinks about World War II and gaming and playing linebacker. That's his world. You're deciding he's a racist because he wants to be a cop. And why does he want to be a cop? He wants to be a cop because he wants to help people, you know, and he thinks that's the best way he can help people. And that's how the Democratic Party talks

to men, not just white men, but men. And I get the idea that they thought Tim Walsh could, what's the term he used, code switch or something? He thought that he could translate the Democratic Party values because he hunts and fishes and owns a gun and was in the army and drinks a beer. I Mean at least there was an attempt but I find it just insane So what do you think it rings to me hollow but also feels a lot like what Chris Cuomo did when he was on well That talking point is much different than the biden talking point Right and trying to clean up his mess Like yeah, because he was a party to the biden thing he did because what he's realized is he's created a monster

And the monsters come for his family. You think that's genuine though what he just did there I I mean if that story's true. Yeah, it seemed like it right? Yeah, which is what you saw from quama If that story is true, yeah, it seemed like it right? Yeah, which is what you saw That he has a 15 year old son who wants to be a cop and these lefties were like, oh is he a racist? Like I would be upset too. Yeah, you know because if they're losing guys like Tapper though, they're they're truly screwed Tapper also knows like he's watched what's happened to everybody in his position yeah whether they're on MSNBC or CNN they just fade away is it better to burn out or fade away Sam um I think it's better to walk out on your own well those aren't the op that wasn't an option burnout fadeaway. I think both are bad fade out maybe

burnout burnout burnout is a Fade away is probably better. Elon has left government and he's joined the black eye club. It would seem. Yep He was there with Trump And he this is how he explained his black eye in public to the media What is your eye? Okay, what happens here? what is your i okay what happened to you trying to use the well wasn't uh... i wasn't anywhere near france we'll get to that site uh... but uh...

well you know what you know what that means you uh... first lady of france i didn't know so uh... you fuck. I'm the first lady of friendship. I didn't know this was being slapped. So, yeah, I was just horsing around with the Lex and I said, go ahead, punch me in the face. And he did. Turns out even a five-year-old punching you in the face actually does.

That was exited? Yeah. What do you think about that? Is that anything? Or because it's getting passed around a lot, like it's something? Do you believe him? If you'd like to hear the rest of this episode, subscribe to Broken Simulation in your podcasting app or check us out at youtube.com slash Sam Trivoli.

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