Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #912: The Curse Of Skinwalker Ranch With Ryan Burns

Episode Date: August 7, 2025

In episode #912, Ryan Burns dives deep into his personal history with Space Wolf Research and the enigmatic Uintah Basin of Utah—a region long known for its bizarre and often terrifying phenomena. From Skinwalkers to UFOs, the area has drawn attention for decades, not only from thrill-seekers but also from the U.S. government, which has maintained a curious and often secretive presence in the region. Burns explores how the basin’s unique blend of Native American legend, high strangeness, and historical military involvement creates an environment unlike any other. He also reveals why modern-day occultists and magicians are increasingly relocating to the Uintah Basin, drawn by its alleged metaphysical power and paranormal energy. The episode covers recent encounters at Space Wolf Research, including anomalous lights, interdimensional entities, and chilling signs of non-human intelligence—offering a raw, unfiltered look at one of the world’s strangest paranormal hotspots. Please subscribe to the new Tin Foil Hat youtube channel:  https://www.youtube.com/@TinFoilHatYoutube Check out Sam Tripoli new crowd work special "Black Crack Robots" now for free. https://youtu.be/_FKugOeYaLc Check out Sam Tripoli’s 2nd New Crowd Work Special “Potty Mouth” on YouTube for free. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22j3Ds5ArjM Grab your copy of the 2nd issue of the Chaos Twins now and join the Army Of Chaos: https://bit.ly/415fDfY Check out Sam "DoomScrollin with Sam Tripoli and Midnight Mike" Every Tuesday At 4pm pst on Youtube, X Twitter, Rumble and Rokfin! Join the WolfPack at Wise Wolf Gold and Silver and start hedging your financial position by investing in precious metals now!  Go to samtripoli.gold and use the promo code "TinFoil" and we thank Tony for supporting our show. CopyMyCrypto.com: The ‘Copy my Crypto’ membership site shows you the coins that the youtuber ‘James McMahon’ personally holds - and allows you to copy him. So if you’d like to join the 1300 members who copy James, then stop what you’re doing and head over to: CopyMyCrypto.com/TFH You’ll not only find proof of everything I’ve said - but my listeners get full access for just $1 Want to see Sam Tripoli live?  Get tickets at SamTripoli.com: Hollywood, Ca:  Comedy Chaos Live At The Comedy Store on August 12th https://www.showclix.com/event/comedy-chaos-august12th   Huntington Beach: Headlining the Mamba Sports Bar & Grill on August 17th https://www.eventbrite.com/e/sam-tripoli-special-event-tickets-1471278867699   Chicago: Headlining The Comedy Bar Sept 12th-13th https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/september-12-13-sam-tripoli-4497173   Austin, Tx:  Headlining The Fat Man At Comedy Mothership Oct 17th-19th https://samtripoli.com/events/?paged=2   Please check out Ryan Burns's internet: Website: HEROparanormal.com Website: SpaceWolfResearch.com Podcast:  Hero Paranormal- https://bit.ly/45vHIgX   Please check out Sam Tripoli's internet: Linktree: https://linktr.ee/samtripoli Please Follow Sam Tripoli's Stand Up Youtube Page: https://www.youtube.com/@SamTripoliComedy Please Follow Sam Tripoli's Comedy Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/samtripolicomedy/ Please Follow Sam Tripoli's Podcast Clip Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samtripolispodcastclips/   Thank you to our sponsors: Mando: Want to try America's #1 Whole Body Deodorant formula right now? Mando’s Starter Pack is perfect for new customers. It comes with a Solid Stick Deodorant, Cream Tube Deodorant, two free products of your choice (like Mini Body Wash and Deodorant Wipes), and free shipping. As a special offer for listeners, new customers get 20% off sitewide with our exclusive code. Use code [TinFoil] at ShopMando.com for 20% off sitewide + free shipping.   Mint Mobile: Switch to Mint and new customers can get half off an Unlimited plan until February 2. To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, and get the plan shipped to your door for FREE, go to Mintmobile.com/tinfoil

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He's a promo code, Tinfoil, and you two can get in the Press Smells game. For as little as $50, I even think they got $35. level so check it out and we appreciate them sponsoring the show join me as a very good friend of mine um he is a hard worker uh he's a good guy he's seen some crazy stuff we're very close please welcome again for one of many times please welcome ryan burns how are you ryan fantastic sam thanks so much for having me on uh Ryan always a pleasure you and i talk all the time For those who may not be familiar with you, can you tell us a little bit about yourself and where our listeners can find you? You bet. I've got a small podcast known as Hero Paranormal. You can find that on YouTube or Heropanormal.com.

And I have a little operation that is up in the UNA Basin of Utah that shares a fence line with the old Bigelow Ranch, more famously known as the Skinwalker. property and yeah you can check that out at space wolf research.com all right man so listen dude you know you've invited us out to skimwalker a bunch of times Johnny wants to go XG wants to go I'm pretty sure ICE isn't out there so XG should be fine yeah I'm fine there we all want to go out there so Ryan um where does your journey start how did you get into this world. You know, this is such a good question, Sam. Thank you. And I get it all the time. And nobody gets the prequel. Nobody gets the prequel. And you guys are going to get the prequel. It is, everybody gets the, you know, oh, I was a fly fishing guide and I stumbled upon it. And

wow, it's crazy. But there's more to it than that. I was born in Costa Rica and I would visit Costa Rica every summer. My parents, my mom was from there. My dad was from California. But they wanted me to learn Spanish and keep in touch with my family. So every summer they would send me to Costa Rica, even though it was hard on them and financially. And it was great. It was a great experience. But on one particular trip when I was about 11 years old, I stayed at an aunt's house. And this aunt's house had this room that was like deep in the middle of the uh the the the property and it didn't have any windows it was in the middle of the house there was only one entrance and i came to find out that my dad had actually rented that room when he was dating my mom and fast forward that

room comes into play a little bit later kind of eerie but anyway i was 11 watching uh i remember the movie. I remember everything. We were watching like American Ninja. I wasn't supposed to be watching movies that were that like hardcore. I love American Ninja. Yeah, it's the best. Those are great movies. It is. Super cheesy. Great stuff. I loved it. And it was time to go to sleep. So I went to go to sleep and I was watching it with my cousin. And I went to sleep or tried to go to sleep. And And as I said, there's only one entrance in or out of this room. And I'm laying there on the bed and I feel something grab my toe. And it feels like it's got claws. And I at first think it's my cousin messing with me. And I'm like, come on, man. And whatever it is, grabs my toe and

pulls so hard that I literally fell off the bed. I like came off the bed. freaked out, turned on the light, looked around the room, looked under the bed, a small room, there's really nothing going on. It's a poured concrete home. I mean, nobody snuck in. And I'm just like, what happened? So I checked the door, the door is closed, nobody came in. I turn off the light, I try to lay down again. And the same thing happens again, even more forcefully, like just pulls me out of bed. My toes like all red and jacked up. And I'm just freaking out at this point. I'm 11 years old, so I'm not a kid. And I'm like, well, you've got to figure something out. And aside from running and asking to sleep with my aunt or cousin or anything, you know, I just decided to

drop to my knees and pray. And that's exactly what I did. And, this little like still small voice kind of just said leave the light on and that's what i did i slept with the light on so that comes into play later um that particular room later on i had an aunt uh that is actually it was my great aunt that i was staying at her daughter was seeing a cattleman that a rancher who had a wife that was a witch so they were kind of doing some shenanigans and this allegedly this wife that was a witch cursed this this daughter of hers what yeah and she had all kinds of events happen in that same room and it got so bad that she eventually went into a coma for over two years and she didn't pop out of that coma until the witch actually died so that was my first

that is so crazy yeah paranormal experience and that comes into play with how i found this property. So this property, I was working as a fly fishing guide up in Flaming Gorge, which isn't far from there. And I had a buddy that was like a big Freemason and he was into like rock gardens and he found these glowing, these rocks that would glow in the dark. And he's like, yeah, you can find them here. And I said, oh man, I need to get some of these. If I could have like, I would have the coolest house in town, you know, with like a rock garden

the gluing the glows in the dark. And so I went out with my truck and I was loading these things up and all fly fishing guides are in tivas, you know, sandals. And I'm loading them up and I see a light coming through the trees and I dropped one of the bigger rocks and it like landed on my foot and broke my toe. Oh, man. Same toe that thing pulled in that same room. Oh my God.

And I, uh, I'm looking at the light because I dropped the rock because I'm thinking this could be a forest ranger. This could be, you know, law enforcement. These, these rocks are probably something they don't want me taking. Yeah, yeah, like you're not allowed to take like seashells from the beach sometimes. They'll tell you, like, you're not allowed to take it. It's not your property. So I could see you freaking out over the rocks. Yeah, man. I'm like, I'm going to get in trouble for taking rocks. And I looked at the light and it wasn't a forest ranger. It wasn't law enforcement. It like floated off into the air. And I was just like, wait a minute. So that was weird.

But then I'm dealing with this broken toe that's just a mess. It was a compound fracture. The bone shot out of the end of the toe. Oh my God. There's just blood everywhere. So the closest medical is about an hour away. Long story short, I eventually get down there. And they say, okay, you can't, everything's fine.

We think, but you can't get the toe wet. Well, this is like the worst advice or anything. You can hear it if you're a fly fishing guide. You can't get the toe wet. So I had to take some time off work. And I basically started looking for fresh water to fish on my days off. That's how I came across this random ranch road. And back then they had zero security.

There wasn't even a gate. You could just drive right in to this Skinwalker area. Where is this Utah? This is in Utah. It's right in the Uyna Basin of Utah. And so I was driving, looking for this waterway below what's known as Bottle Hollow Reservoir. There should be a tailwater down there to fish. And as I'm driving below this Red Rock Ridge, I see this elderly Native American kind of coming down off the ridge, moving very robotically.

And so I rolled down my window and I said, hey, do you need a ride? There's no response. came right up to the window and just climbed right in. And I remember it was like seconds and I was in tears. Like it felt like this thing was like picking and choosing memories out of my mind, like kind of like a mind. What? Yeah, it was like going through my brain like a Rolodex,

taking all the emotional highs and the bad things, the good things, anything of value, like archonically feeding off of my memories. I lost about three hours of time, and they found me back up at the reservoir on the other side of the ridge. This was the Bureau of Indian Affairs that found me. I was kind of hanging out of the truck, catatonic, with my seatbelt holding me in. And they said, just tell us exactly what happened. I tell him this crazy story. I'm like, what the hell?

I'll just tell them the story. And they didn't seem that preoccupied. And one of them said, yeah, he got nab by the Skinwalker. like this is something they were apparently aware of and that was my first bout with this area now do you think that the guy the skim walker came down because he saw you driving i don't know it probably didn't help that i yelled and was like hey you need a ride somewhere like total clown move that's the most white people shit i've ever oh holy hey native american would you like a ride that's crazy dude so you probably got molested too by the skimalker you don't remember yeah i mean

we push those memories out uh so so so so this event happens and what you just want to learn more yeah i i just kind of pushed it out of my mind i'm like i'll go back to work which i did And you were living in this area at this time. Yeah, I mean, more or less. And, you know, I eventually, it eventually kind of came back on me. Like, you, you, something, this, this, this is wild. And it eventually kind of came back on me. I, I remember, uh, fast forward quite a few years.

I, uh, was working in Salt Lake for a hotel chain. and I had met somebody named Dave Rosenfeld. He goes by Alien Dave. And he was telling me all about this place and describing it to me. And I'm like, yeah, I've been there, man. And I talked to him about what had happened to me. And he said, you've got to get to the bottom of this. Like, this place, like, chose you for whatever reason.

You should really look into it. And I remember I quit my job. I moved to the area full time I was researching full time I was on the property all the time and back then I had no idea there was like this secret pentagon black budget project taking place

Whoa really? Yeah it was crazy and you know I think they kind of liked me traipsing all over the place because it was kind of like you know like free bait but they had something called ATIP and AASAP going on

which is the advanced aerospace threat identification program and then on the back end the advanced aerospace weapons systems application program and these were at the time extremely top secret and believe it or not they're still in the area there are still some of the most top secret projects going on and it's an amazing they're different but the same kind of like different same same they're always changing and morphing and it's an area that the government's interested in dude that is crazy now have you met a bunch of people that have gone through all the stuff that you you went through i mean sure you've just met a ton of them yeah i've met some interesting people uh i've met you know there's always the experiencers i think the most interesting people

are these government guys though that you know they just kind of end up with like this project or this job or you know they're supposed to look into this or that and they're just kind of like oh wow this is happening and those are that's interesting i never thought about that yeah they probably got like i'm going to get an FBI and i'm going to fight terrorism they're like okay you're going to go to this ranch where these native elders molest people in their cars okay and you're going to investigate and see if that stuff is real. Those are my favorite guys. Because they're going through,

they're probably going through the processing as well. 100%. Yeah, like calling moms, their mom's called like, so honey, how's the FBI been for you? Now who had I signed up for? Not what I signed up for.

Some guy was calling out to a Native American in the desert the other day. Yeah, we're pretty sure you got diddled up to black. It's just crazy. It's crazy, dude. It's crazy. So let's get into Space Wolf Research. What is that? Yeah. Okay. So Space Wolf Research is a property that we used to call the Southern Vantage Point. And I say we, because all of the older researchers than myself, people like Jacques Valet, Frank Salisbury, Jr. Hicks, who would come to my house and talk to me. They would recommend.

crazy world. Yeah, it was crazy. I didn't know Jacques Valet was part of the National Institute for Discovery Science. I didn't know who he was. I was just like, this is such a nice guy. But this is, this is where they recommended kind of getting 360 degree views, looking down upon the ranch. You could look in every direction. And this is another ranch that sat vacant for quite some time and has kind of a sorted history, which with some really freaky stuff that I found out about after I purchased it that it happened in the past there, tons of stuff. But yeah, when it became available for sale, I mean, the place was a dump. So it had been abandoned for a long time. There wasn't a whole lot of, there wasn't a bidding war, so to speak. And as soon as I convinced

my wife, hey, you should let me buy this dog. I was in. And that, that, that's kind of where it started. So people will sell their part of this like kind of mystical area? Well, this one's interesting. So it sat vacant for a long time. And I remember this one guy told me, hey, this was of interest to national security. He was showing me paperwork that said solar warden on it. And I thought, you know, like this is this is all got to be fake.

And it looked really real. Like everything he showed me looked really real. I still don't know if it was real. But he said, basically, you know, this, you should get this if you can because it's, it's an area of national security. And a lot of the ranchers in the area have seen a lot of weird things. There's this wild, wild experience that these three medical professionals had out there. They went out on a weekend. they wanted to kind of jumpstart things they didn't want to wait around for it to hit the fan

and so they they poured out some animal blood and did some sigils in the dirt whoa yeah and it got insane and they they kind of came forward with some of this information it was a guy named Rich Oliver, April Slaughter, and another guy named Matt, and they all claim they got nasal implants. The big guy, Rich Oliver, died of brain cancer shortly afterwards, and they all said they had a nasal implant that more or less under reverse regression when they got hypnotized, they believed that whatever put the nasal implant in them wanted them to take more people out to the property kind of like this thing wanted to play with people right like a cat and a mouse and now you're you're the one now inviting us to the property oh shoot man didn't even think of that johnny

detective johnny that's a good point that's a good point so what exactly is space wolf research okay so it it started out pretty simple it was just you know a little bit of acreage and it's where I would go and I could go with my buddies and we could engage with the phenomena without having to trespass, you know, and, you know, go to Guantanamo. And so that's kind of the original. My original thought is I don't want to run anymore. I just want somewhere where I can kick my feet up and do this and not get in trouble. That's how it started. And then things got weird, like really weird. so everybody in their dog wanted to go out on it at first i let everybody in their dog on it and and things got even weirder i had government types approaching me to buy the property was it what was it was a really

pricely well what were they pricing a well yeah so it was it was at yeah now that i look back i i guess i got a smoking deal um it was priced really well for the area and now uh it's it like the prices are just absolutely insane out there. And, and that's an elephant in the room, too, uh, that, that we can go down that rabbit hole. But yeah, the, the, the price per acre out there is just so astronomically high. And I've got very interesting neighbors. And they sold, they, let's just say that the previous regime allegedly sold this for like a very low amount compared to going rates, right but um yeah it space wolf research the reason i called it that is because we would all say let's go out to s wr and uh that name's now trademarked so instead of saying s wr we would just say

space wolf research and we could still say s wr and leaving the property one night everybody asks why does it have like the wolf in the triangle with the i patch and i was leaving the property one night. And I mean, it took forever to get it. Like they were on and off. They wanted to sell it. They didn't want to sell it. It was mortgage to the hilt. It was like all this weird stuff. And there was this potential for like government involvement. But I was leaving the property and I see this huge wolf and they're not supposed to be in the area. And it was just sitting in the middle of the road. And I remember I drove up to this wolf and I mean, I got my car like six feet away from. from it and it just wouldn't move and it was just like looking over my hood at me and it was

missing an eye and it just like freaky and that's when I like had that come to Jesus moment like no you got to go all in on this or not at all like you just got to go all in on this no matter what you got to you got to get this place so I slapped an eye patch on the wolf because it looked kind of crude to have the wolf there with like a big gaping hole. So anyway, that's where I got the imagery for it. Hey guys, real quick, I want to tell you about our new sponsor, Mando. I want to tell you why they're unique and different than any other deodorant, okay? You know why?

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It's close to the public. But it's open to people who have like deputy chief scientists or people that have an actual basis to research. If they're people that really want to get to the bottom of what's going on and they come to me and they have an actual plan of attack. and they're not just wahoo yahoos and and you know they don't want to just go out there and and and willy-nilly have a you know burning man experience but if they're people that are actually in this particular like like quantum engineers rocket scientists neuro uh neuroscientists i've kind of space wolf itself is kind of really my my focus is neuro theology which is kind of like an emerging new scientific study, which looks at how we compartmentalize experiences.

And so what I find very interesting is if somebody sees a UFO or if somebody sees what they believe is an alien or if somebody sees what they believe as an angel or a demon, the brain will compartmentalize that in the exact same filing cabinet. And I think there's a reason for that. We're wired for that, right? like there's a part of us that doesn't want to know about this or that even in some grand design we're not supposed to be able to know about this maybe a hundred percent and it's one of these things that you know are you willing to gain all the answers to the universe if you lose

yourself because that's what you have that's a great question and that is like the the the um what's they called a dilemma for conspiracy theorists it's the old saying you know just know when you stare into the abyss the abyss stares right back into you and like how deep do you want to go and what is that sacrifice when you go that deep yeah you never go full capy you know yeah yeah yeah you never want to go full capy ever ever so i don't know if you were going to talk about this story. But when we talked recently, I brought up this story about the guy who thought he got attacked or the group that got attacked by Skinwalkers, dogmen. And do you know what story I'm talking about? It's insane, dude. Were you going to talk about it later or can you talk about

now? Because it's the craziest story. Yeah, I'll hit it. I'll hit it. And I'm going to really quick. Wait to you hear about this story, guys. It's so madness. All right. So this story goes back to the first caretaker that I had on the property who was like this tough, tough guy. That's someone that just takes care of the ranch, right? Yeah.

Somebody that just stays there takes care of it. It's literally in the name, XG. It's literally in the name. I don't know if he's got animals. I mean, it's just a ranch still, right? He's just taking care of the property. Yep. Yeah.

Yeah. Kids could have kids. I don't know a caretaker. I don't know. No, yeah. He was, he's, you know, had a wife, had a kid, caretaker. He's just, uh, it was a good gig for him. Didn't believe in any of this stuff. And I said, hey, man, I didn't either, but just be aware of things get weird. Let me know. And he, he had, he had been there a very short period of time. I had had, uh, some technology taken out to the property, cameras and such and long story short he's out there one night he had a friend over thank goodness and they're

out on the front porch and they see these three figures jump over one of the barbed wire fences and they're just messing with all the new stuff that i had taken out there the cameras the devices and they're throwing them around and whoa and he's looking at his buddy like oh man I'm going to have to actually do some work, right? I'm going to have to caretake. And so his buddy grabbed a rifle out of his truck and the caretaker grabbed like a huge, like elephant gun out of his place.

And they started walking down the road towards these guys, yelling at them, and there's just zero response. Nothing, no response back at all. And they're yelling at them. Like, hey, guys, you have to go, you know, giving them chances to get out of there. zero response just wreaking havoc so they got down pretty close and finally uh they got the the the three's attention and they kind of stood still and they squared up on them with their rifles and they're like

you guys are obviously trespassing you're going to have to leave and when uh they got a little closer all three kind of sat down on their haunches like they were dogs and at this point the two were kind of freaked out the caretaker and his buddy and something happened where as they approached the one in the middle got i guess spooked and they all jumped up and darted at them and i guess these two guys just unloaded like unloaded their weapons on these things and with zero effect and they claim they hit them multiple times it was close proximity they were near these things and instead of dropping any of them they finally just turned around and ran and jumped over the fence and into the woods so he called me i remember it was after midnight

and he called me and he's telling me this story and i'm just like oh my gosh oh man you got you got to quit shooting at things like we're going to be sharing a cell and uh that that was that was one of the first experiences that he and i had with some of the high strangeness and but the story gets even crazier if i'm correct because i this is crazy it's your story because i saw this on a video someone's talking about it so the things run off right and then the next day three natives were found in their own homes dead of gunshot wounds and they found no no guns anywhere no nothing they just had gone back to their houses and they had died a gunshot wounds yep i i called on my drive up i remember i packed the car that night and i started driving that night it's it's an

eight hour drive from vegas and on the way i called a number of legends in the field. I called Mr. Ryan Layton, Dr. Truat, a very, very famous tracker that doesn't want his name out and a couple other people. And I said, you guys, I need you. Can you meet me at the property? They did. They talked to these guys. They verified their stories. We went back. We saw the the casings and everything. Their stories lined up. And three of them, I can't remember which, I know for sure it was Truat and Ryan Layton and I don't know we've had him on he's great Yeah he's great they went around they drove around to the other side to see what they could find Like the direction that these things were running and they found something interesting a scene

of like wildlife law enforcement Bureau of Indian Affairs regular police the the tribal fish and wildlife. So it was just like a menagerie of everything. And they were outside of a particular trailer. And he went up and he said, hey, can I ask you what happened? And they said, no, this is a closed crime scene. It's really weird. So he called somebody he knew that knew the sheriff and said,

yeah, you can tell these guys what's going on more or less. And what they said is it's unlike anything we've ever seen. they're their debt this one in particular they found two others in other homes and this one in particular he's behind a locked door inside of a locked house with a gunshot wound there's zero blood inside and inside the house where he's at the reason all the fish and wildlife and the tribal police and everybody's there is because there's an array of different pelts and a lot of them are illegal and animal parts and and it looks like they were into some sort of like witchcraft like tribal witchcraft oh my god i cannot believe that and i saw that

story i can't believe you were connected to it because i remember telling you that when we were i saw that too on just randomly on twitter yeah i can't believe that holy shit no can i ask you okay so the implication here it seemed there are two options right there's one that they are not actually it would suggest not physically inhabiting those creatures but it's almost like a matrix situation where if you die while you're inhabiting one of those creatures whatever happens to them happens to you where you are and then the other option is that they are but they you know struggled back to wherever they lived wounded or whatever and locked the door what of those one of those too, do you think is most likely?

It's a catch-22. And this question really bothered me, Johnny, so I, like, delved into it pretty deep. And I started befriending natives that friends connected me with who claimed that their family had one or more skin walkers in the line, in the breed. Whoa. And it got weird quick. And I became really close friends with a lot of these people. And I remember one particular night, I got a call.

And this guy said, hey, my mom and my brother, as you know, are both skin walkers. Whoa, imagine your mom is a skinwalker. The skinwalker is a mom. Excuse me. Yeah, they're supposed to be some of the most powerful, the females. And he was like, he's the odd man. out, right? And he said, for months, you know, neither one would talk to me. But this particular night, he said, my mom said she'll finally talk to you if you come over. And so I went over and I remember

sitting on his front porch and it was getting dark and his mom was inside and she wouldn't come out on the porch. And he said, no, you're going to have to go inside. He said, but first, you're going to have to eat one of these cookies and I was like oh my god this is getting odd and I was like hey I need to have answers so I ate one of the cookies and sure enough I things got weird after the cookie and I went in and I talked to I would have been scared it's laced or something oh I don't know what it was I don't know what it was well now you're saying it got weird are you telling like psychedelic effects it was more or less just a heavy feeling like this very very strange I'm sure that there was some like something along those lines but there was

more to it there was it was just a heaviness right and I went in and mom was sitting there and I got to ask mom some questions and I asked her exactly what you said Johnny like what are we dealing with here is it are you guys actually when you when you shift is it like teen wolf or you know you're turning into this and you go out in the field or is it more like remote viewing where you're here and yet you can go over there right and she said it depends on how adept you are and if you are really good at it you don't have to move she said i don't have to move from this chair i can go anywhere i want whoa and so uh in summary i guess it's it's kind of like a wide genre whoa fascinating

wow it's almost like a video game in a weird way it's like it's Game of Thrones the warging when they would warg into you know a wolf or a person or the crow you remember the crow the crow yeah the wolf and then you know brand could do it into and these guys were in different towns when they found them that's crazy so they're all like 30 minutes or more away from each other

so how do you think that happens though like like oh okay so we're just saying it's like the matrix right if it happens to you while you're in the matrix okay all right all right all right now by the same token they did say that one of them had come up from the four corners area he was in navajo and he was found in duches the other one was found in roosevelt and then the other one was found in fort duches so like i say they're all around 30 minutes away from each other more or less and the one that came up from the four Corners was kind of the ringleader, according to these people that we talked to. And he was kind of the one that had made this happen. And it's sort of like, they're usually in threes, I found out. It's sort of like, you know, it's kind of a special number. And there's some power in it. And I've seen them like out in the field as well. Like I've seen these strange rituals. where I was told where to go, what to look for.

And this particular time, it was like near a waterfall. There was a red rock ridge. And they would kind of meet at specific times at the base of this red rock ridge near this waterfall and make a little fire. And they would like lean in and out of the fire. And when they would lean in, the fire would grow, like exponentially. And when they would lean out, it would go down. So they were like kind of in this mantra, like this, they were, they were,

doing something they weren't there it felt like they weren't really there kind of like to johnny's point so you know uh Ryan has a really great show and he does like clips on youtube and he sent me this clip was it on youtube or instagram you sent me the clip i can't remember i can't i think it was one of the other it's probably the links below um of uh something you caught on camera and a lot of people you know one thing about Ryan is like he'll send it to people that will tell them it's nothing right like you're not afraid of that it's like if you and that's my old theory if you really believe in something you're not afraid to hear criticism of it like that's a big problem with like conspiracies like there's things they just don't want you talking about and you're

like well i mean if you believe this narrative you shouldn't be afraid to take have it dissected by people that might find a fault in your argument so ryan sends it to a bunch of people but ryan do you remember the video you were to you sent to me i was going to san diego when you sent it to me remember it was like the coyote yeah yeah it was uh very you still have that by chance is it this chupacabra video yeah that's it i have it right can you play it johnny i got it right here and then ryan can ryan i don't know if you want to turn it down so we don't have ryan talk but ryan can kind of take us through it on okay why he thinks it might be something else and just give me one second ryan this is all crazy

dude you're yeah i think i live in a crazy world you do but for some reason i want to i want to like be in that world too even though i'm scared how long could you kick it there at in one of those ranches listen that that rife bought that that that haunted house that haunted that occult museum and i'm like i don't want to go near that chick i don't want to go near that doll oh here it is so ryan you want to take us through this i don't want to. Yeah, this was caught like four weeks ago. And like you said, I immediately sent it to a deputy chief scientist working for a number of projects and corporations and institutes under

the Secretary of Defense. And he sent it off to a bunch of people, including guys at Berkeley. And, you know, they said, well, officially, this is what we're supposed to say, but this thing seems a little too skinny to be with it's very strange they said the only thing we can think of is a coyote with mange but it's it's got zero hair at all usually there's some hair yeah there's absolutely none and it seems more lightweight and skinnier than anyone we've ever seen that was still alive oh there it is that's the picture like look how clear that picture is it looks like one of those uh skinless cats Oh, hairless cats. Those hairless cats.

So for those listening, we're looking at a black and white security video of what appears to be a four-legged animal that doesn't really fit anything that we tradition would see, whether it's a coyote, you know, ex-G saying skinny cat, which totally looks like. And it's like, so what are your thoughts that it might be? Chupacabra? I don't know. I just know that, like, these cameras are signs. but it seems like it knows it's there it looks at the camera a lot and i don't know how it would know that the camera is there and it's it's hunting at night which is not something that an animal this thin and close to death should be doing and also yeah some anomalous lights appear

around it like in the in the background yeah that's not going to ask you there appear to be other eyes or something in the rear huh in the that's very crazy crazy. Yeah, we get this stuff all the time. This is recorded with like IR light, right? So anything with, with, oh, yeah, that was. What was that at the end there?

Yeah, I don't know. It's, we get this stuff all the time. This was just within the last four weeks. It's fascinating. But yeah, it's fun. It is fun. Yeah. Why do you think this area is so strange?

What do you think that is? It's huge. There's so many layers of what I like to call. Murphy's law going on. So traditionally, this area was already kind of predisposed to high strangeness. According to the indigenous tribes in the area, for 15 generations, it's been an area of high strangeness. And there was a time when the Navajo and Ute were both kind of just trying to survive, getting

away from the cavalry. And one of the first Buffalo soldier encampments, which was in Fort Duchenne, Utah, convinced the Uts to basically sell out a tribe that was in the San Luis

Valley of Colorado nearby just over the border. And according to that, Navajo tribe, this was like, unforgivable, is what they called it. Because they were way out in the middle

of nowhere. They weren't bothered. anybody. They finally found a place where they were safe and they got sold out. And so they gathered. To who they saw the Americans, the government? Yeah, the government was just trying to clear or basically round up the natives and put them in these what they would call forts. But they were really open-air prisons. I mean, let's call them what they were. They were literally, they would say, oh, you get to go to Fort Douchain like it was a nice thing, but it wasn't.

It was just a place where they would feed them and keep them penned up and from bothering, you know, the pioneers, et cetera. The local ranchers, whatever. And it was an ugly time in U.S. history. But the Navajo said this was unforgivable. They gathered up their most powerful shaman, and witches

and they unleashed what they called the curse of the skin walker which this had never been done before ever in the history of the Deney in the history of the Navajo this had never happened

and they said this this time it's happening and they basically unleashed this entity to curse the land where the Ute were which is exactly the area we're talking about the curse of skin walker man

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And the natives, you know, took umbrage with that, obviously, got upset. and they put a giant curse on it, which, you know, fast forward, you know, anytime you see like something, Wizard of Oz that has negative connotations to it, there's a lot of things cursed on that set. And, you know, when we had a, the same guy came on, talked about Kobe Bryant, Kobe Bryant's last Halloween costume with his family was the Wizard of Oz, and then he dies shortly after that and it's like the curse of all that stuff and then you know we haven't dropped the episode as of this recording but it's the next episode to come out about all the occult and Mormons

and the Mormons are in the real at the essence of their their religion is cabala the Kabbalah Jewish magic and how how how how all that stuff like all of john smith's family were into mysticism and stuff like that so Utah which was originally Mexico has a lot of occult energy in it dark energy you know and all that stuff so this lines up right with it damn dude that's shit's crazy that's tons it it when uh when this first outpost of buffalo soldiers arrived in the area and this was kind of like where they sent them, you know, and a lot of these were literally African slaves that were granted their freedom as long as they would do this harsh undertaking. And the majority of them...

What do you mean by harsh undertakings? Basically rounding up the indigenous and putting them in these concentration camps that they would call forts, these open-air prisons. And these slaves that were granted their freedom as long as they joined the cavalry were almost entirely Prince Hall-Masons. So they not only had the magic prowess of being from the Caribbean and the voodoo and all of that, a lot of them were from that area, but they also had the free masonry aspect to it. And so there were curses all over the place. There were curses going from the Buffalo soldiers, to the indigenous, and there was curses from the indigenous towards the buffalo soldiers and curses from, I mean, it was, so this was just the, this is just the groundwork to why this

area is so strange, but there's like 10x, I mean, 100x, it keeps getting weirder and weirder as generations pass, more and more weird things keep happening in these areas. They've, they've done all kinds of stuff, like dam up water in very porous sandstone areas. and this has caused all kinds of strange movement underground. Caverns have filled with water. They've put in massive power lines directly overhead where this water didn't used to be and now it is. And so the whole area is charged and there's a bunch more.

But yeah, like you said, Sam, the area is just wild. It's just wild. Now, you gave me a list of talking points. We're kind of jumping from four to four, but the occult in Utah-Bisbon and why magicians are moving there. What are your thoughts on all that? Yeah. So this is a strange thing.

It is sort of like Sedona in the 70s is where I would say we're at now in the UNA Basin. Where word has gotten out, people know it has these attributes. And when that happens, you get the fringe. of society the more eccentric folks kind of go out there and start putting down roots and this is sort of what's happened it's it's kind of like Sedona in the 70s it's there's just a lot of just all sorts of occults coming out there not just necessarily native American but like even into the like kind of the darker stuff that maybe we're starting to see we're starting to

come to light in Hollywood and all that stuff and cults and I mean again going back to the Mormon stuff like this stuff the the cults that have been in the Mormonism are just insane that you'll you'll get perfect example I mean I'll get I see things now that I didn't used to see like people will just show up they'll buy a property nearby they'll just show up and start living in their van on the property or uh and and yeah like you know set setting out Tibetan prayer flags and and you're hearing bongos at night and uh I've had government guys that have come out and you know they're literally trying to get funding from uh you know the CIA or DARPA or uh bigelow consciousness studies or the Monroe Institute you get you get a number

of different individuals that are coming out doing their own eccentric form of research or investigation and trying to get on the map as far as, you know, getting funding from very... And there's lots of funding, believe it or not, guys, that comes out of the government looking into this like we were talking about.

The world's ran by sorcerers, dude. Of course. It's all sorcery. I mean, these motherfuckers, like all these huge content creators still talking about money power and oil like that that is just a smokescreen to what they're really about man dark arts 100% and that's why I say my favorite guys are like the government guys that are just like tasked with some of this stuff because they're just we're in agreement

where they're like oh we're in a weird place this is weird like you know okay but yeah they're not about it and I think that's why those are my favorite guys because they are in positions where this is their job and it's kind of fun to talk to guys like that. And it's funny because this is like a thing. There's this new thing called Interference Syndrome where hundreds of cases are being investigated by the government. The government's done this for so long, put people in these types of scenarios, locations of high strangeness, either as security. Yeah. So the government's really interested in this area, right? Yeah.

Yeah. And they're like at the point where they now are doing research, believe it or not, on on how to classify some of the detrimental factors, mostly brain injuries for their employees who have been in these areas for a long. Whoa. Yeah. So these agents are going in and getting wrecked? He wrecked. I was speaking with CIA agent Mike Baker. And he. He was telling me, I can't list the names, but there's hundreds of people. He knew people. They're calling it interference syndrome. And there were some... Sorry to try what up.

Is it like the Havana syndrome? Exactly. Exactly. Yep. That's the closest thing that they can find to it. When you're in an area of high strangeness for an extended period of time, your brain basically turns to Swiss cheese. Oh my God.

Now I'm not moving. there. Totally. And this is a good point. Like, I was supposed to have people out there for a conference next week called the Moon Lake Gathering. And I had to cancel because the levels of electromagnetic frequency and radiation and stuff went too high. And they're so high that I had some guys say, you can't have people out here safely. And I had to cancel it. And I mean, it was a total buzzkill. everybody was wanting to go so it's it's something very real ma'am people get into real estate to to buy you know apartment complexes to charge rent you're you're buying real estate to run like paranormal uh expos and shit like that huh that's so you're so smart dude no i'm not it's so crazy it's so crazy that even these government agents are just getting just shish kebabbed yeah like like like you guys said imagine signing up to to the fbi for like normal fbi work and you end up at skin walker ranch 100 percent i i i i i there's so many

guys that start off like researching lava tubes for like mars exploration and next thing you know they're out there in the unit base and looking for aliens and it's like what how do these connect and these scans recently leaked. So this is strange. Like a lot of people have found out that like the people have been doxed who have these these problems, what they call interference syndrome. And what is that? So it started in the back in like the late 60s, they called it UFO disease. And it was people that were in close proximity to a lot of flying craft.

Flying saucers, high strangeness, they started acting different. And now they call it interference syndrome. And the reason it got that name is really weird. Have you ever seen somebody that can like walk underneath the street light and it turns on and off? I haven't seen that, but I've heard about that. John, you've seen that? Yeah, it's a, it's a phenomenon. Yeah, I did it one time.

Whoa, Johnny's an imposter. I just think it was a coincidence. Take your wins. Take your wins. Take your wins, Johnny. But I've read about it pretty extensive. I'm psychic, your skin walker. That's a thing.

So that's where it kind of got its name because they realize that these people that are in these areas of high strangeness enough or they have close proximity to, believe it or not, even rocket scientists that are working on exotic propulsion systems get this stuff. Or if they're working with quantum engineering or quantum physics, or particle colliders. A lot of these kind of fringish science positions will get this stuff. And what they're finding is they just have dead spots on their brains. A bunch of scans were, yeah, it's like Swiss cheese, but yet they get like a download.

Their IQ actually goes up instead of down. Could it be anything with the radiation? It has a lot to do with radiation. The Department of Energy is all over it. And a lot of people have been tasked, people like Gary Nolan, Dr. Kit Green, a number of others with basically getting ICD 10 codes for insurance companies to be able to take care of the people that have been in these areas of high strangeness for a long time. When you say radiation, is it what we're traditional believe is radiation, like nuclear bombs

and stuff like that? Are you just talking like a thick, dense energy that kind of to just like you marinated it. It's weird. That's such a good question, Sam. It's a little bit of both, but it's transient. So the findings are weird because it would be you almost have to have a Geiger counter, a lightning strike detector, and a tri-fiel meter with you at all times, which we try to do, because you'll get transient spikes of this energy.

and it can literally be there one moment and gone the next or like the case I just told you where we had this this this huge reading and it's not going away and we had to cancel having people out at the property to Skywatch so it just you have to be able to test it and make sure that it is going away if you're in the area do you find yourself having to drive out nightly to test it no we've we've put in some stuff uh that you you well we have people that go out to the property and there's some there's some uh equipment that we keep out there all the time so it's it's kind of interesting because the whole area has this from time to time but when it when it's really a big spike like that

you don't want to be out there and like my wife won't let me take my kids out there unless i can like double check and verify that everything's fine crazy and you know how far away is skinwalker from like salt lake city it's a couple hours yeah see the farther you get away from the big city the more high strangeness you see i feel like the electromagnetic energy of a big city like i you know we talk all the time and i'm always talking about how like yeah i don't do a manual labor job but i'm around all of this energy all the time and this stuff zaps you it's dirty electricity and you know we've heard like native american elders

talking about how they can't astro project anymore because there's so much dirty electricity in the atmosphere it messes with their ability to do that so but when you get out into the middle of like nowhere like skinwalker what's the biggest city next to it I'd say the closest cities are Roosevelt and Vernal Roosevelt's probably the closest. And how big are they? Rose, they're not,

Vernal is the bigger one. It's an hour away. Roosevelt's about a little under a half an hour. There is a town called Fort Duchesne where this, this fort was. And it still is. It's got to be cursed, huh? Yeah, it still is a Native American reservation. And they've had, man, they've had some amazing, amazing sightings.

uh i i think i might have sent you guys a video of one going right over fort duchesne near uh bottle hollow reservoir like these things just fly through the air they look like oh is it the one that says uh no that's the chupacabra from four weeks ago is the ua p this morning is that it oh no the UFO disappears there it is that's it UFO disappears yeah that's right over fort duchin that's right over a town and and you'll have these things that fly over they're just like glowing plasma, low level, and then they'll disappear behind something like a tree or a fence post or anything they can. Yeah, there you go. That's right over Fort Douchain. Yeah, that is weird, dude. That is so weird.

Yeah, all those little lights you see there are houses right there. Whoa. How fast you think that's going? You've got to estimate. Man, I honestly don't know XG, but it's, and you see how it's a ball? Oh, and just disappears. It just disappears behind a tree. So it has a lot to do with the observer. wherever you're witnessing it from and we find this if we whenever we do experiments we'll put we'll triangulate we'll put three people three researchers basically in a triangle formation and if we see something everybody sees something different and it's it it it is all about the observer whatever this pre-cognitive sentient intelligence is the some of the brightest minds that the government has has some crazy theories about it.

Like, they think it could be like AI that aliens thousands of years ago came to visit and they left these beacons of AI in the earth and that this is waiting to, it's basically waiting for its master to come back and like pick it up or, you know, grab it. Others believe that it's more relatable to like the Native American curses or it's always been there. And then there's like one of the more fascinating is that we had visitors from somewhere else. And it was, you know, at a time when we had a lot more alpha predators out there like saber tooth tigers, dinosaurs, whatever. And that these these visitors were just taken out by like our organic. Sabertooth just eating grays and shit. Yeah, like eating grays.

And they weren't expecting it and that some of their technology just basically got covered up in dirt. So there's all kinds of great theories and there are people smarter than myself that are coming up with them. But it's really interesting. What are your thoughts on the aliens versus demons and angels take? You know, this is a really big one for me because a lot of the stuff that, okay, I'll, I'll break it down into an experience I had with a recent experiment. We set out a number of these little devices in the shape of the flower of life. So sacred geometry.

And we powered them up. These are little Raspberry PI computer controlled devices. We fired them up. And we immediately captured what looked like dodecahedrons. flying through the air in different colors blue and green and the dodecahedron is sort of like a 72 faceted so it's got 72 sides 72 facets it's like a 3d version or a 5D version i guess i should say of the flower of life and if you remember i think uh if you go right down the middle of the talmud and the middle sentence, it talks about the 72 names of God, right?

And then if you go to, for example, the Star of David, if you enhance that, it turns into a tetrahedron and then a dodecahedron until it gets the 72 facets. Or if you look into Solomon, of course, he imprisoned 72 principalities. So I think it's sort of like this universal consciousness can, and manifest itself in one of 72 different ways at any given moment. And whatever we see it as, we'll say, oh, that's an alien or that's a demon or that's whatever. And in reality, the issue is it could just be one of the facets that is fractally coming off of the

universal consciousness. And it shows itself to us that way. But what it really is, who knows? Because a demon's not going to tell you it's a demon. The paranoid American and the one-on-one, they have talked about, depending on your religious beliefs, depending on how you see the world is how you see these things, right? Like, atheists will see them as aliens. Religious people will see them as angels and demons.

And it just goes on, and I forget who sees Bigfoot, but cryptids. each one is based on what how you see the world or it's that thing we're like uh it's hard interrupted it's that thing when uh when you get abducted now you think it's an alien but people back then used to think it was jesus oh jesus came or angels and stuff like that same with possessions right uh here's a video that you shared with us also that's pretty fascinating what we got what is this thing whoa what is that yeah that was just middle of the day uh you a basin type thing you just see sometimes whoa listen to me dude so when we started going on tour so strange with the tin fall hat play that again and then stop it when we really see it johnny

like right there stop it so when it won't stop i'm trying to get it in focus it was out of focus okay there it is so when we first went on tour with the the timfall hat and this is very funny because this is officially the last time i ever had a drink of alcohol it was you remember this xavier it was uh it was sacramento this is how crazy this night was it was sacramento we had done two shows in a row i think we did fresno to sacramento right yes Yes, yeah, yep. The first night in Fresno, the PG&E showed up at our, at our shows. Right before the fires, guys, right before the fire.

No, right after the fire. It was after the fires. Right after, right. All these guys that work for PG&E are like, yeah, man, we work for PG&E. I was like, oh, that's super creepy because we've been talking about these paradise fires all the time. Next night we go to Sacramento. So this gorgeous blonde with a fat rack shows up. And she's like, yeah, I work at PG and E2.

Like back-to-back shows, dude. Back-to-back shows show up. But the reason this night is super interesting is because I'm sitting outside either before the show or after show. I'm trying to remember. And this chick from Paradise comes up to me. And I've met her mom. Her mom is coming to my shows later on. And she said that she was there before the fire started.

And then suddenly this long silver thing in the sky shows up. And it just gets really still. And then these lights kind of go back and forth slowly, slowly, slowly. And then they kind of go, the lights go zoop. And then a burst of the light happens. And then everything was on fire. she said all at one time and she described it and it looked exactly like this that's crazy right exact she said it looked like a silver cigar in the sky that's insane you know what's weird

my wife recently went camping with my kids and found this beautiful camp spot whoa and crazy. I went out to meet up with them. I was going to spend the night with them. They had gone out, rented an RV. She'd never done this before. She's driving this big RV down the road. They find this perfect place to camp.

And I'm like, hey, no worries, hon. I can get there and meet up with you guys. And so I'm driving out there and I just see like smoke everywhere. And I'm like, where you're sending me, it looks like there's a massive forest fire. And she's like, oh, I don't see it. I don't know what you're talking about.

So anyway, I show up. And yeah, they're evacuating this campground. It was Pine Valley in Utah. And I show up and I went in there and I'm like telling the campers they have to go. And I told my wife, you know, you got to load up the dog and the kids. You got to get out of here. And they were just getting settling down for the night. And she had no idea that there was a fire.

Nobody did. But you know what all the campers told me is we just saw something in the sky. Whoa. Yeah. Oh, that's crazy, Sam. That's the same thing they told me. Because everybody, like, and it's so funny how they, they, uh, try to control the narrative. So now the narrative is,

boop, boop, pooh, these, these direct energy weapons. Poo, right? Like, that's, that's what they want us to believe. And we've had Jim Lee on our show before talking about how they're like way past that like they're manipulating weather through high and low systems pressure systems and now you got like the cigar thing in the sky she didn't say it was she didn't get into the details of it shaped that looked a little bit more bent but or like curved but still looks like a giant cigar in the sky and how that light just went off and suddenly there were fires everywhere and how

that stuff this is the debate on the show on why the buildings are gone and the trees are still there. Yeah, that's weird. It is weird. And we get into talk about like moisture in the, in the trees and why the trees might be there, but the buildings are gone. And, but I'm going,

but you're telling me it's a drought. Like, which one is it? Yeah, if the trees didn't have water in, then they'd be dead. Yeah, but the fire started because of a drought is what they said. Yeah, that's a always blame it on the, Climate change. Johnny's a resident skeptic of everything.

Well, no, not of every. Of everything. But I'm not, but all the time. I mean, it's also they didn't clear the underbrush for it. I mean, they turned it into a powder keg by not clearing the underbrush and do it control burns and that kind of thing. That's why they're getting sued, partly because they, it's their responsibility to maintain that area. Well, I've lived in California long enough. I've seen what drought-stricken areas look like.

and there's no green it's all brown and i've seen it the grass and stuff yeah for sure the grass and the trees aren't doing well so i've seen drought we've had we you know like four five summers ago you know they're like california having horrible drought and you just look around it was all brown yeah and then in like one remember when then in one week we just got like a year's worth of rain and it was just gone like that it's crazy yeah Hey Ryan, I got a question for you. What do you think about the Bloodso family? Do you think that has anything to do? How is that anything like Skinwalker Ranch? You think that's a whole different thing. Yeah, I'm good friends with Ryan Bloodsoe. You know, I haven't been out to their property, but I've had friends that have gone out there. I think it's all relatable. And, you know, there's they're strange speaking to the fires. I mean, they had a, they had a Bush literally catch on fire. fire in their backyard, you know, with people there. Um, that happened. And, you know, I've had 40 foot RVs just get vaporized in the middle of the day. I mean, just molten metal and nothing left of it.

And it's it, you wonder, you know, like, is this just a lot of energy in one spot or is there something bigger going on? And your hat is insane XG. That's the dopest hat. Oh, thank you. make that hat? Huh? I just made one. I mean, I can make more. Should we make more? Should we make more?

MPC. Yeah, that's hilarious. I like that. That is hilarious. So, I know you said you saw the one-eyed wolf. Are there any other weird things? Now I just want to go out there and just stare and then run for my life. Yeah.

You name, weird loves, weird is like, it's just all weird. Whatever, whatever you least expect can happen. We had a couple of bulldozers, backhose, I guess, technically out there, digging recently. And the stuff that is found, I mean, you'll find all kinds of animal parts. Oh, and that's another thing. Not just under the ground. You'll have, you'll have like bloody legs, paws, animal parts just fall out of the sky. What?

to the ground. Yeah, square, Sam, I swear. You'll just have bloody, warm to the touch, like a deer leg or, uh, you know, different animals, uh, fall out of the sky, parts to them, just fall out of the sky and you'll walk somewhere, you'll turn around, you'll walk back and it's right there and it wasn't there a second before. Oh my God. You got pteractyls, too.

Yeah. I wouldn't doubt that shit. I don't know where they come from. Some people call them apports. I have no idea. What is an app port? It's a great party trick. An apport, I guess, I could be butchering this, but it's like basically something just manifesting out of nothing and falling in an area.

Coins. We, we, I recently, funny story, I recently took up a buddy of mine from Vegas. we went up fly fishing and on the way he's a big time CPA in Vegas and he doesn't believe in any of this stuff and on the way like as we're driving I'm like hey man you know just so you know remember I told you we could like crash out at my ranch on the way up and he's like yeah yeah yeah that's perfect and I'm like well let me just you know just so you know let me give you a little heads up things sometimes get a little weird he's like I don't believe in any of that don't worry about it. So we get up there and almost immediately there's just like a light show in the sky.

And the guy is just like mesmerized. Like what is going on? He's all freaking out. And then later at night, we're asleep and we hear this like motorcycle that like literally is on the property. And there's like these two chicks in leather like dominatrix dressed I'm listening with like lasers and like devices and he wakes me up

and he's like Ryan what what the heck's going on out there and I'm like I told you it can get weird and the guy's losing his mind and he literally he's like I'm going out there and I'm like I wouldn't and he goes out there I remember this conversation was hilarious he goes out there

up to these two chicks dressed in leather they look like Tomb Raider and he goes up to him and he's like what are you doing out here we're trying to sleep and I remember they said

sir we're working and he just came back inside and he's like this place is so messed up large marred ship they're going to pull off the mask and it's like yeah

yeah he he was like he was he was like Ryan either you just spent like tens of millions of dollars to entertain me or there's something weird about this place and I'm like yeah do you still talk to this guy I wonder if he went any deeper he's like bro I've been looking at this shit what's up of those missing Russian hikers and shit what about how do what is it cattle mutilation or whatever do you find any of that you said there's missing animal parts any of that and you like you know how they have like the perfect cuts no blood meat missing all that that's also found there too yeah yeah we we uh just got a major cattle

operation just contacted me this month um to investigate its third mutilation you're basically ghostbusters people call you up with with yeah hello ghostbusters and you're just like and you have to go solve crimes in the paranormal yeah it's It's crazy. But yeah, everything XG said. They have, usually sexual organs are gone. Eyes, tongues, the rear end, and it's usually cotterized. And very strange little things, like they'll cut the ear with the tag on it and put it somewhere almost like a placeholder.

But yeah, this was the third one. This is a huge ranch. They manage over 48,000 acres. And the owner contacted a friend of mine who then contacted me to go out and investigate the third one they've had this happen to. And what's really crazy about this one that just happened, XG, is this guy saw trapezoidal figures. One of them had horns near the area. And he said that, you know, he's worried that. there might be something more he had law enforcement come out and investigate and the law enforcement

thought that it was like a satanic cult or something like that out of out of a nearby area but i don't know i actually next week i have to go and bag this thing up and put it in cold storage what's left of it so life is weird you really are you dude you live such an interesting life you gotta go bag up some violated cows yeah i got to bag it up and put it in cold storage for what evidence for future just in case or what did you just burn it when it you just so it's it's funny because the uh the people i reached out with are like oh we're all over it but we can't come now so you've got to put it in cold storage we'll get to it in a few weeks and so i literally have to go in the middle of nowhere bag this thing up

and then take it and put it in cold storage and then we'll see where it you should record that just that alone just you showing up to this and to this fucking cow that has no blood on it record it upload it i think it would do that's insane that's a that's a good idea i never thought of that that's a fun life dude it's a lot more interesting than anybody else is i'll tell you that right now it's so insane dude so i've this theory that the old gods that may have been wiped out or or sent into hiding during the flood right the big flood i feel like they want to come out and play i feel that they've been in the shadows long enough that's time they're like i got i got enough of this and that's why you're seeing all this

shit in Hollywood way more than it used to be like we used to listen to rock me like yeah shot the devil yeah fuck you mom and dad I'm gonna live my life and then you start to realize that like how dark that shit was and what we were

yelling at the time and now it's like so blatant like they're trying to make kids shows about Lucifer they're trying to make all this stuff what are your thoughts on like why we're seeing this uptick and all this craziness.

I think you're on to something. And I think the old gods, whatever you want to call them, people, people have been seeing this stuff since the beginning of time, but they, they just describe it differently, right? And it's funny that recently I came across, have you guys heard of Shambala? No. Okay, so Shambala is allegedly this mythical paradise in Tibetan Buddhist tradition. And they basically say it's like a semi-spiritual or ethereal versus like a physical location. And there's all these writings in Tibet about it.

And interestingly enough, one of the places that they claim Shambala is or has been is, right here in the Shapeshifter territory in the Uina Basin of Utah. Like right smack, yeah, right smack dab, same exact spot, written written, you know, a long time ago and they're like, this is one

of the spots. And I thought, this is so weird. That's funny. The only Shambala I know is that three dog night song. Do you guys remember that? Yeah. Sing it, Johnny. No, I'm not going to sing it. Come on, please. Johnny, you got a great voice. Look at this. My camera on. You got a great voice, Johnny. We would love to sing Chabala. Chimbalah.

Is that a big song, though? All those concerts you go to, Johnny, and you don't have a voice? Johnny, is that a shimbalah? Yeah, yeah, that's it, Sam. But that also lines up with the, you know, we've had Dr. Narco Longo on, and, you know, I've seen him, like, getting him weird debates with other content creators.

I enjoy his, but his research. he's talked about how like the Garden of Eden might be here Islam was started in Mexico the United States is old Egypt based on you know stuff in the Grand Canyon and other things these giant anchors

that they're found in Florida that make no fucking sense on where they are why they would be there so what what you bring up is like let's face it america is special that's why there's this kind of war that you don't see anywhere else on us culturally maybe you know like i'm not saying that they don't have like propaganda i mean i was on a show with somebody and with a woman who just moved to russia she was so over the united states i'm like have fun um and i said that america is as propagandized as the north

Koreans and she kind of scuffed at that but I really do believe it I really do believe that we are just saturated in propaganda gets into a debate Johnny and I had about how Islam treats women how the West treat any I mean we get disinfo they get zero info I mean the only thing I don't know about that oh they get that like Kim Jong-un just shot 18 on an 18 hole golf course and they're like like one channel you know which just each each thing you know so all state media there aren't any independent journalists working in north korea you know what i mean 100% you know so they're propagandized one way and we're propagandized the other way with like this is the you know our democracy is the best democracy as palenteers coming in and you know you have to get a vaccine

and you have no choice in that at least in some states and you know that and the more and more i start thing about like there's something very special i mean very special about america and the amount of anti-american propaganda that is pushed on us from from the elites makes me wonder what they're trying to hide yeah it you're your ex you're 100% right sam there's i was just reading about the haplo group x gene uh haplo x green uh haplo x group with, which is basically, you know, we're taught that the Aztecs were in Mexico. But what they're finding out is that the Aztecs actually started in Utah and moved down to Mexico.

What? Yeah. They were like, forget this weather. We're going down to where it's nice. And they're actually at first, it started out like a crazy theory, but like they're proving it. Like the Aztecs were actually up in the high. deserts of Utah and you you run into this all the time is that what the theory is that behind the theory with the barren strait it might be i mean a lot of these are connected the uh like

the love lock cave and the giant that they found the giants that they found in various caves i mean indigenous cultures have talked about the c teca and like all these things that we now call like you know oh this is crazy i mean basically describing things like the candahar giant right for like yeah i was just thinking about that i mean and and and there's proof we're finding proof of it i'm i just talked to a guy named dan dillman and uh a couple other guys and they they found a body in utah of all people it was a u k hiker and he was just hiking along he finds this body it makes the news but then they realize that the body's like too big like it's it's too big like it's giant and uh it's turned in like a whole thing but we see this over and over

again throughout time and you know back in the day i like that the tribal elders would just say yeah we found a giant they wouldn't sugarcoat it now it's like everything gets brushed under the rug and it's kind of like hidden from us and again it just like they corral us into these big cities where you see any of that and like we just get sold on big city life but what's really out there i mean i'll tell you like you were asking what kinds of things have been found and i'm not lying shells the size of a truck hood like seashells the size of the hood of a whoa yeah just right right right right around space wolf research there. So it's, it's insane. These are things that, I mean, when I, when I, we know that the land has changed, the world has changed. Water used to cover a lot of it. But what kind of an animal, even if it's

just, you know, a clam or something to be that big is insane. Just imagine what else was around back then. Yeah. I mean, I think when we think of the world, we think it's small, but it's really big. And then you get into, is there more territory as you go farther out, whatever that discussion is? And like with the, with the, with the tree, with these giant tree stumps that look like mountains, but they also look like tree trunks. And we're like, oh, that's too big to be a tree.

And you're like, is it? I mean, depending on how big the world actually was and what that might have what that tree could have represented at some point. Like, dude, the world could have been completely different way back in the day. Like giants. I mean, and you know, when we get into fallen angels, everybody starts thinking that's only Christian. well the Vedic's talked about it and and the Hindus talk about it they talk about entities being trapped down here by God and then you get into demiurge stuff it's all so crazy right I mean

I've said this before I'll say it again the world is basically every movie you've ever seen all happening at one time are there dragons I don't know still possibly I mean we don't have this world totally under surveillance right now. And even if they did, would they ever show us? Would Elon Musk, Stalin, just found a dragon? And then they'll show it to us. I doubt they'll even do that because that brings up mysticism. And they want mysticism for us and just MPCs.

They want mysticism for them and MPCs for us. Yeah, yeah. They have the good parties, the eyes wide shut parties. And they want us at like the church socials. Yep. yeah they're doing all the mysticism uh activities and then they're just trying to get us to just think that we're viruses on a rock hurling through space you know and they want our kids dumb and they want their kids to know all the ancient knowledge yeah man like we were invited

this is funny i had a few researchers up and there was a new guy in the area and he's like come over to the property and you know say hi and hang out we'll vibe and we went over and this was a government guy that worked for uh he was a government employee and he we we show up and he's you know the vibe is strange but we're kind of like rolling with it and pretty soon as the night goes on like there's this like altar that's kind of also a like a pedestal and he's got like a he he's got like a microphone and he hands me some stuff to read and I'm like reading something and everybody's having a good time still and then next thing you know there's like I kid you not say I'm like kid you not the guy brings out like there's a there's like a skull

like a human skull and he takes the top off and pours red fluid in it and he's passing it around to people and it was like very surely slowly but surely the night got so weird that i was like what what are we doing here like we need to get the heck out of here man dude your parties are crazier than our party oh man i thought my coke parties were nuts you're drinking off skulls dude and is it like just a bunch of hippie chicks out there do you ever see weird witches and stuff yeah yeah yeah there's i've seen yeah interesting uh naked chicks around big bonfires and uh one guy hanging from hooks out of a tree over a fire like it can get really weird at night oh bro i'm like okay this isn't my party i know what i have a i mean i don't

know how much of a friend he is but i know a guy who hangs like that for spiritual stuff he says Yeah, and he hanging from trees back and forth. What do you mean by hanging? Hanging by hooks that go into his knees and his back and they think it's spiritual and they females do it to release. I don't know, but I can have him on. To him, it's spiritual. I don't know if we, I've seen the, it's crazy.

I'm sure the guy sees the same thing. Same thing. Yeah, this was a spiritual vision quest is what they claimed. Yeah. Maybe through pain you can see stuff. all it does is show you how strong the human body is they're hanging or the spirit is that they can go through that yeah or the spirit yeah it's insane oh my god that's so crazy ryan this has been great dude thank you so much for coming on uh we appreciate you and uh one more time tell them where they can find you

you bet uh hero paranormal on youtube or hero paranormal dot com or space wolf research or you can find those both on social media well ryan i love you a big part of my life so i appreciate you spend some time with me i always love our conversations with our friends so um thanks for coming on let's break down the episode all right guys what'd you think of my boy ryan burns i don't know i think i'm willing to risk a little bit of my health to go to skin walk around you got bad knees dude can you run fast enough i don't know how many more holes in your brain can you stand yeah i mean we're barely functioning here right now after all after all the drugies you know it wasn't for the micro dosing we might be in trouble

your brain is just one big hole as it is but johnny wants to go i mean he's got the brain for it he's got the brain i i am i mean when you hear that shit how could you not be well if we show up with tin pole hats on our head hey that some people say that really i mean that's how the tempo hat thing started yeah let's go let's go let's go to skin walker with a little tin full hat helmets like space helmets and we'll just walk around and look at stuff we'll just put inside of our baseball hats and nobody'll notice we all wear baseball hats i wish i would ask ryan when he saw the one-eyed wolf did he just sit there like i wouldn't know what to do because if you hit in reverse does it chase you i don't know or do you just sit there and shit your pants oh remember

on broken sim we had that girl call that time and said they got chased by something like that like yeah remember that and she said then they they drove in their car away from it and it was like keeping up with them so yeah I don't know what to do I heard when I chase the one eye wolf it's completely something completely different what are you talking about vagina? No no no no okay a hairy vagina one-eyed wolf

Johnny's getting that 80s bush that's how he goes you guys paranormal hunting you don't know you can't you can't that's to explain it is crude boys no we love we love we love when magicians tell us how to do their You break down your joke right there. We really love it.

It'd be great. I don't know, dude, that stuff scares me. I do want to go buy property out there, though. I do want to own a little piece, hang on the van, just a big, so when I went out in the van. Come on, dude. You're not hanging out in the van. Dude, my dream is to eventually just travel around in the RV. With nowhere to take a dump.

Well, that's why you go, you're shit in the RV, dude. You're not supposed to shit in the RV. in your front yard hold on you don't shit who said you're not supposed to shit in a van and I'm I know but that I know but okay I've been in RV a couple times you don't really want a shit in RV it's for emergencies

like well that's what they tell you when it's not your RV that is for emergency yeah that's exactly actually nobody wants your sloppy Mexican shit everyone's go outside in the world they're just going to shit in the RV and then drive around with your shit in the RV for days I mean what's the point of having a bathroom

I mean, it's not in the middle of the floor, dude. It's in a, it goes down into a tank. There's a toilet there, you idiot. I don't know. I've been in one and one and I don't know. Maybe there was too much shit, but it started to smile. I was like, all right, that's not working out. You got to, you got to flush. You got to empty it out.

I mean, I would be pulling all the time dropping deuses at a gas stations. And that's a risk in itself. You ever been in a gas station bathroom? I have. It's like saw. It's a horror film. The move is to go to the ones where the truckers. You'd think those would be filthy.

They're not, dude. They'd keep them. they got showers and and a lot of money in truck stops they're very important yes yeah where the lizard lot's going to take a shower johnny yeah johnny where they're going to wash off your dna well all i guys the thing where i pointed at the the street lamp was i was walking one night and i had just studied that thing like i had just done some reading about it and i was like all right i'm going to point it and i in my head i was like i'm going to point at this light if this is a real thing this light will go off right now

and it went off like that and it freaked out dude like shut up Johnny shut up and then I try to do it again though and it didn't work so they go you got it we don't have to keep it freaked me out though bro like Johnny what if it worked again would you not be here

right now when you just be like Dr. Strangeing it all over the place walking around what what use is that Johnny walks around with your cape on and just doing this to everybody at least let me turn you know the light green at the stoplight that would be useful but not turning off street lights that's like the dumbest superpower hey real quick guys real quick

go to samtriplea dot com uh i mean dude yeah we'll get back to a street lamp talk in a second no but i want to talk about that silver thing i mean how crazy is that but go samtriplea dot com uh all my everything's there by the way i don't watch porn but i try to find picture of porn stars uh not naked i put all of a sudden it comes up but this girl in the middle i know it's that well it's very interesting that she actually i don't want to get too much into it but i tried to find just non-nude porn pictures and of course porn came up but i don't figure it's uh it's a it's a slip not i'm not i'm going hey i'm owning it it's not slip i didn't try to look at poor you didn't touch your dick while you watched it nope didn't you're good didn't even get word buddy

so all of my all of my dates are all my videos are there who is she in the middle i figure Sierra Leone. Oh, Sierra Leone, I believe, is her name. But anyways, very interesting. Why would she call her? So why don't you call yourself Gaza Strip or something? Well, she's in D. She's in India.

Oh, really? Oh, that's okay. And here's what's crazy about her. She got murked in her own house. Isn't Sierra Leone in Africa, though? I don't know. Sunny Leone or something like that is her name. Don't look it up.

Don't look it up. Don't look it up. Yeah, Sierra Leone's in Africa. Sierra Leone's in Africa, not looking it up. Don't look it up. Sierra Leone's in West Africa. I don't want to look it up,

but this is a very interesting story about her. She was, she's an Indian porn star. They basically put a bounty on her head when she got really big in India. And then at one point, they just loved her. And then she became like a Bollywood star.

And then they found her in her house, basically no unalived. Was it kind of like Amia Khalifa, when she wore the hijib and then people kind of wanted to kill her. He's dead? Yeah, she's dead. No, she's not. Sunny Leon? This says Sunny Leon is a Canadian-American actress. I must have gotten the wrong name. Johnny, I don't know

if you want to put in... I mean, this is the woman in the picture, and that woman is alive. And she is Indian. Okay, Johnny, now we're in a whole different show. Well, you're just giving us porno disinfo here. I know, Johnny was about to jerk off to dead lady now she's not dead where did sam go oh she's not dead

you're right i could have sworn the story was that she had passed wow okay i thought she died well i'm glad she's alive because i knew her back in the day so i'm happy you still know her yeah okay she's alive thank you um then you go all my premium content is there uh dude nothing but fire going on in the premium content here those thumbnails look at those thumbnails yeah i'm not making them i'm just stealing pictures off the internet um i make no illusions of that uh i'm like

does this look like it and i just post it you know you can just drop those into a i i can't change this just a little bit and it'll do it and i don't know how to do that with chat gpt you just there's a little button you upload the picture and say hey can you just alter this just a little bit and then okay johnny unlocking new potential so i'll go i'm putting up three a week all the time two deep dives if i can get an interview going i'll do that and then of course whatever this is which is greatest conversation on the internet uh cash daddy's patron johnny what do you think uh how yeah it's been uh just running through uh the world of finance great great couple of weeks destroyed it yeah he's just killing it dude and we're proud of that look at that thumb now look at that woman

that crazy woman from the bureau of labor statistics yeah i mean trump is such an enigma dude he's just such an enigma he really yeah he's just nuts but go check it out patreon.com slash cash daddies uh new t-shirts are coming up guys i have i have i have i have wood army coming out if you're in the wood army all right and then i have i'm so excited it's they're not up yet they will be up very soon i'm putting up uh modern day profits me uh and my peanut butter hair so that will be coming out soon too and then a couple other ones i'm working on so go check out tinful hat t-shirts dot com uh what else we got johnny oh and then all of our affiliates dude like i said earlier man harley ray

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10. Let's get to 10. Let's get to 10 by the end of the year, people, please. I would love to have 10,000 subscribers. Please join us. help us help you help us help you um back to the show so anyways that cigar video really blew my mind because i remember that woman telling me that as that smoking hot pg pg and e chick was sitting next to me um with a fat rack and she was um i remember her she was she did have a bad right they have they have the data on me they know what i fall for um and she said that and then you see that video it's like kind of crazy right yeah i mean that thing was weird dude it was metallic clearly but it wasn't

solid it was kind of like waving almost you know like it's like kind of bent like that bizarre you should go try to find the video so you could see it it was nuts and ryan's great ryan is a great guy hard worker and he's just like man but the stuff he's seen is so nuts I'm with his wife. Don't bring the kids to Skin Walker Ranch. I don't care how many times you tested it for radiation or whatever you're testing. Don't take the kids to Kid Walker Ranch. Yeah, the kids don't need to go until they're older.

Yeah. Keep them at home. But it's like I'm surprised they're not a TV show about something like Ryan. Just this kind of paranormal fixer has to go in and clean it up. Yeah, yeah. And they're like a Ghostbusters meets the X-Men X-Files type of thing. I'd watch that. Yeah.

I'd watch that too, dude. I think that'd be fire. It's crazy, dude. The world's a lot more crazy than you think, and that's why you've got to get out of the big city, dude. You've got to get out of the big city. L.A. is for 20- and 30-year-olds. If you're in the 20s and 30s, it's amazing.

Outside of that, you've got to get out of L.A. You're going to enjoying your 40s, but I'm telling you, dude. Once you get past that, it's like I go to a comedy store. I did Story Wars. I didn't come in last place I don't think I I the other two guys are just crushing I just don't understand what story wars is what is that

basically you tell them a story and they have to it's a really good show a real story yeah so it's like r a sure fear is unnamed storytelling show no no not like that at all it's basically I gave them a paragraph of story and they only need two lines

and uh they would put up a story you read it and then you have to guess whose story it is and everyone's fight with a contest okay yeah and josh potter crushed last night and uh he won then mayham mayhem mayhem miller he wants to come on a show i'm gonna get him on a show yeah dude is a juggernaut dude dude is a jug or not at this game at just he's hilarious he's a great comic he's super fast and he's just balls to the wall everybody killed lose j gomez crushes dude big jay is easily one of the fastest

dudes I've ever met my life. You know, so I have to pick my points when I'm on a panel with that. It went well. I made a Jew joke early. Didn't go over well. We'll see how the reception today is. I'm like, oh, you drew a guy with a big nose. Which Jew is it on this

panel? I go, oh, Big Jay. Big Jay. Silence. I'm like, okay, no Jew jokes tonight. No Jew jokes. I'm like, dude, I make fun of everybody. You know? It was a... dude i make fun of everybody i don't know if you but there's a foote on me right now from the black comedy community right now they're not very hard that's what the word on the street is not

look at an x-g's like i've been hearing some shit i was there you uh you decided to drop the end by the end word and then the guy after you don't even know his name yeah that was the worst part of who's the guy and then you hear it's a black guy and say it's like fuck no yeah i talked about i'm broken sim so that's the show that's everything god guys anything else hit that like button subscribe and leave a review please guys all right enjoy the highlights here's a clip from the latest broken sim so i found the bill bird thing you were talking about uh yeah it was variety as you said now it's clear who he's coming for here um let me share my screen oh who do you think he's coming for i mean it's rogan

etc it's obviously which is surprising to me but all right this is this is burr There's an ugliness out there right now where if you're a racist, if you're an anti-Semite, if you're a psycho nationalist and you want a softball interview, there's podcasts out there where you can get one. I just cannot believe. This is clearly directed at it like Theo Vaughn, that kind of thing. They will laugh at your effing bad jokes and give you this pass. There's a really ugly thing going on out there and we've already seen what it does to a nation and it's not the way to go. I mean, dude, these people on the left,

I mean, I love Bill Burr. And, like, that's not even the part that he gets into. Well, then I got more of it if you want. If you get the audio, you can hear the audio of it. Oh, I thought it was a written thing. He does a lot of stuff. He does a lot. Like, he said some good stuff in there.

This thing with the podcast thing, this is so obvious what is happening. It's so obvious. Like, okay, if you think that's directed at Joe Rogan and you think that he's being used by Trump. Why did he invite Kamala Harrison to come under the exact same rules? I don't understand this thing. I just don't understand it. There are people, there are female comedian, female progressive comedians who were on Hillary Clinton's Apple TV show.

This is a woman who illegally assassinated Omar Gaddafi and has caused illegal slave trades in modern day all right this is a woman right now that's coming out that she illegally wiretap a sitting president

this is worse than water game like what is everybody talking about here these arguments are in bubbles you guys are just and then ran interference for another president who illegally murdered people

for a decade almost it's just crazy to me like listen guys I know you guys I know you guys think I'm some kind of conservative. I am not. I'm on nobody's team.

Ronin, dog. I'm not on both sides, so I can see what both sides are doing. This isn't a delusion that the left has come up with, that somehow these right people did something that the left hasn't been, that the left has been doing for 20 years.

That's why nobody watches their stuff. That's why these brands are dead, the daily show, the Saturday Night Live, you know, you know, all these, news networks. That's why they're dead because they played partisan politics and hid the truth from everybody doing softball interviews. Like this notion that it's only because Donald Trump got in. And it's the notion that somehow Joe Rogan, Andrew Schultz, and Theo Vaughn got

Joe Rogan elected. Do you understand how ridiculous that is? This is a woman, this is a woman who was such a bad candidate. They had to rig the Democratic primary and not allow anyone to run against her. Like, what are we talking about here? What are we talking about? Here's the, I couldn't find, I don't think there's,

I couldn't find audio. Well, I heard the audio the other day. Oh, wait, okay, it's on Involcher originally. All right, hold on, hold on. All right, anyway, I'll read the quotes. I don't, I couldn't find it on X anyway. Are you seeing this right here? what I'm looking at.

Yes. Oh, yeah, here it is. Yeah, that's it. Wait, that was it back there? Yeah. This? Yeah, that was part of it. But God, I listen to it.

It's like, you don't realize how much passion he has when he's talking about this, you know? Can you hear that? Yeah. I watch people wipe out of motorcycles. No, that's not. It's compared to here. You know, it's just like, I don't get it, dude. I just don't get it.

And, you know, do I think Bill Burr is woke? I don't think he's woke. I'll just read some of the excerpts here about, he says, they're talking about Ben Shapiro, who blasted Bill Burr for going woke. And Burr says he doesn't even know what that word means. His definition of woke is white liberals' definition of woke, and they didn't even know what it was.

they just took the word from black people that's the worst thing about our point he really is unbelievable dude it's just unbelievable like just this notion that like someone owns something in his country that's it's so crazy to me that's the worst thing about our people

not only do we take from other cultures we don't even take the time to understand the definition he sounds like a black nationalist yeah i just don't understand it that effing guy he said about shepard Now, Shapiro, idiot, obviously. Yeah, we agree. Yeah, he was trying to bring me into his fold at one point. The guy liked me.

And then all of a sudden, I'm an effing asshole. I'm supposed to look at that guy, like he's an adult, which, fine with that. He said that, okay, that he responds to criticism that he took off online after a certain portion of the right kind of got behind him. He said, they're racist. And you listen to this. I can understand why you're up. that dude i mean i can understand yeah with this part right here yeah of course racist they're racist they send pictures of monkeys to me and my wife uh they're effing horrible people and they're

cowards and they never say it your face there's an ugly yeah i agree that right now and this is that other part of that we read already uh they will laugh at yeah that's the part about the interview anyway uh i trash them both because that's my job talking about both sides i can't respect that system but when i do stand up if i start trashing like trump i'd hear the left and the crowd go yeah yeah yeah and i'd be like you voted for the guy uh that is staring off into space your guy literally should be in an effing home talking about biden there what are you patting yourself on the back back for uh yeah i mean yeah he's clearly i mean it's just what his wife is infected his thinking it's obvious right well he's smart dude you want to sleep on the couch dude no i mean yeah i get

it just the way it is dude you know and i'm with it but the way people break down that interview is like and that he gets at a lot dude like they'll just take snippets and blow it up but it's like this notion of going after like all these guys and i don't even know if he was talking about rogan maybe it's just talking about like shapiro maybe yeah but i i mean when did yeah i know i i think it's pretty obvious when he said well you know as somebody who's has a line drawn which is going after people's family like like, I don't do that unless they get in the family business, right? Like, I can understand that.

People sending those pictures of your wife would upset them because, and he's totally right about being cowardly. It's just like so much of the, like, all the shit talking on Twitter comes from guys, bots, whatever, with fake names and fake pictures. And it's just, I can understand why I'd be fucking upset. Block them. Block them all. That's what you got to do, dude.

And it's like, Johnny got it right, man. Well, you've got to block these people before. You know, the Twitter gets weirded and they, they delete your account. Yeah, that's exactly. You know, you got to do it, dude. You sent me this story right before we recorded here. So Matt Rife, I guess, has a death wish. Bro, this is the weirdest story, dude.

It really is. So we just had that story last week or two weeks ago about the occult researcher who died after handling the Annabelle doll. Well, comedian Matt Rife has purchased. purchased the famous occult museum home to the Annabel Doll. It's all his now. This is from E-News. Matt Rife is taking his crowdwork to a new dimension.

Boy, that's really clever. Indeed, the comedian revealed that he purchased the Connecticut home of Ed and Lorraine Warren, which has been the inspiration for multiple famous horror films. We know about all of those. And with that purchase came the responsibility of being the legal guardian for at least the next five years of the entire haunted collection, including the Annabelle doll. Bro, this is, it's just dark arts, bro.

And I love Matt Rife. You know, every time I've had a conversation with him, he's been a nice dude. Yeah. But, man, when you literally say I just bought an occult museum. Yes, it's why. Why did you do that? Sorry, I'm plugging in this fan.

I mean, there's things I've, I've, you know, I don't want to get too deep. Like, I just, you know me, dude. I don't like to go after comics. Well, no, but there have been a lot of questions about his rise, right? Well, you know, I heard him making a joke to somebody about how he sold a soul. I told you that a long time. Yes, you did.

You remember that? Yeah. And he's like, yeah, I sold my soul. And I was like, I know, I heard that. I go, what? Dude, you know, me, dude. I'm like, what? I don't know, dude.

It's fucking nuts. do you think i mean i mean that's a creepy ass thing to buy it's also i mean just to say that is is bizarre and then they do an announcement on it i mean i don't know what do you think i mean i wonder is he i mean is he in to that famously into that stuff i've never heard that i mean he had a travel show where he did with some guys on his podcast i don't know what his show was before But dog, who hears about a guy dying and then be like, I want to buy that. Maybe that's the best time to buy it.

You know, everybody's afraid. You get in low, bro. Like the palisades, get in low, buy low. Oh, yeah. Dude, hey, dude. Hey, you get a call from your real estate guy. Listen, listen, we have a golden opportunity here. We got a doll to just kill somebody.

It's at its lowest value possible. If you'd like to hear the rest of this episode, subscribe to Broken Simulation in your podcasting app or check us out at YouTube. We go deep, home, boy. Aaron, open your mind. Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere. That's some interdimensional shit.

Wake up, Aaron. This is only the beginning. Dude, you just blew my mind.