Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #921: The Serotonin Scam with Christian Yordanov

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Starting point is 00:01:28 I am good, guys. Good to see you. Live Longer Formula. We love you and we're very excited to have you back on. Christian, for those who may not be familiar with your past appearances, can tell us a little bit about yourself where our listeners can find you? Yeah, so I am a health practitioner and longevity author and I have a health optimization and longevity program at live longerformula.com. We offer free masterclass, free initial health assessment. So anyone interested in taking care of their health can check that out.

Starting point is 00:02:00 And yeah, my background is I started in, my first health book was on autism. So I kind of, you know, have a lot of experience in that area. And but my true love is like health optimization, longevity, this kind of stuff. So that's kind of my main jam. I love it, dude. We love you. And we're very thankful that we work with you, man. So listen, my goal right now is by New Year's Eve to have dropped down the 185.

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Starting point is 00:02:44 I'm 6, barely. I'm starting to shrink. That's pretty tall for 185, yeah, at your age. Well, I want to get down to that. Good luck, God's been murdered in Jiu-Jitsu right now. I can't move. So... That's what it is. That's cool. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm just getting murked by everybody.

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Starting point is 00:04:07 I need that now. That's how I know I'm alive. So you've been on the show before. You've said stuff that I have people who are friends with mine going, dude, what? I got to look into it. Oh, no. So people who, you know, you talked a lot about the fasting before and all that stuff.

Starting point is 00:04:26 And that was controversial to some of the listeners. But now you got something else you want to talk about. And that is the serotonin scam. So why don't we get into it? Where do you want to start? Yeah. And by the way, interesting that you mentioned the fasting because this discussion at some point we can segue into the whole fasting thing.

Starting point is 00:04:48 Because as you will see, fasting raises serotonin. and that is actually what research like researchers with like lab rats and stuff when they're trying to model depression in a rat one of the ways in which they make a rat depressed is they starve it right that's a model of depression in animals and what that does they've known is that that raises serotonin

Starting point is 00:05:12 and that kind of already hints at is this like the happiness chemical as it's been marketed at us as as or is it actually a stress chemical event? Just a quick, quick aside, I'm not like the expert on this topic. I have a great interest in it over the last couple of years because my, you know, when I was like a teenager, my mother was on antidepressants. It was horrible, like it was a horrible sort of thing. She went through and for the whole family, it was like pretty hell on earth type stuff. So I know like with the maybe, I don't know, 20, 25 million Americans being on SSRIs this year.

Starting point is 00:05:51 a lot of people are affected you know so that's why i want to spread the information uh i have a lot of people close to me there that are taking s s r i get very nervous for them uh because there seems to be a programmability going on with that as well uh you know we've had people in the past talk about how they can send basically radio waves into you through metals and stuff like that and it just seems like there's a lot of connections between these SSRIs and these school shootings. A lot of these kids are on this drug. And I just feel like it's a mascot.

Starting point is 00:06:32 You know, one of my friends, Brody Stevens, rest in peace, brother, no longer with us, took his own life. You know, he was on meds like that, and he was changing meds. And in that change time, he basically got out of, he was. mentally unstable, we'll say, and he offed himself. Because it's all trial narrow, right? At the end of the day? Yeah, I mean, they have you running back and forth between different drugs, depending on how you feel at that time.

Starting point is 00:07:06 And it mentally messes with people. And it's just really hard. I have a good friend of mine who's on it. And he's a really, like, kick-ass dude. And when he told me it was on, I was very shocked because he is a pretty stable guy. and I'm just kind of like why are you on that I mean I don't know him all the time

Starting point is 00:07:28 and how he feels when he's alone but I get very nervous when I hear people are on that again it makes me very nervous so when you hear serotonin I'm sure like all of you guys and almost everybody you know

Starting point is 00:07:45 you would think that's kind of the thing you've heard about it that's the happiness chemical right Isn't it something that a lot of people want to give kids to help them sleep as well? Well, I know that when I look to... Melatonin, sorry. Yeah, but here's the thing. We were discussing this the last time, but serotonin can be converted to melatonin, right?

Starting point is 00:08:06 So they are related. But just XG, if you want to like share the screen and just show, I have some screenshots of like studies and various things. But if you look at Wikipedia, dude, if you look up serotonin on Wikipedia, you're going to see serotonin is a common, you can just scroll down to Wikipedia and then a little bit down. So you can see serotonin is a common component of venoms, of various like mollusks, insects, scorpions, worms and jellyfish. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:08:46 Serotonin is one component. compound of the poison contained in stinging nettles. Oh my God. The gastrointestinal parasite entomiba histolitica secretive serotonin causing a sustained secretory diarrhea, a.k.a. explosive diarrhea in some people, right? And then if you scroll down a bit further, that's, yeah, next page and then the next page. This is from Wikipedia. Yeah, stop there. This is from Wikipedia. Despite its longstanding prominence in pharmaceutical co-advertising, the claim that low serotonin levels cause depression is not supported by

Starting point is 00:09:21 scientific evidence. So even Wikipedia, you will see this is like blankedly admitted in the mainstream. It's not a low serotonin problem, depression, right? Yet, they use it for everything from depression to like mania to like bulimia, like eating disorders. Dude, apparently some doctors prescribe it for premature ejaculation. I had one client, he was, you know, he had like premature ejaculation. So he told me he would take an SSRI. He could go for an hour. So like, but the, the, when you kind of understand what serotonin is, it's basically a stress chemical.

Starting point is 00:10:09 So when you're stressed, it's role is, because when you're stressed, it's raw is, because when you're stressed, you have like a certain amount of energy in the body. So you have to like ration it to certain processes in the body, right? So Sarah, what serotonin does is it shuts down certain parts of the body. So it kind of, it has this effect where it helps you survive the stress and it also has this additional effect of numbing you to the pain. So if you, if you can imagine just like an experiment in MK Ultra, they're torturing people and they're finding that that raises is their serotonin level. What serotonin does is it basically helps you disassociate from the pain and the suffering.

Starting point is 00:10:51 Oh, my God. That's the most extreme case, right? We know that, you know, MK. Ultra, they did a bunch of research with LSD and things like that. So this kind of is kind of getting ahead of myself here. But they found around the time when they discovered serotonin was like the late 40s, early 50s. They kind of started understanding its biological roles. So then in that time, in the 50s, in the 60s, they were doing all these, like, you know, covert experiments with, like, LSD and things like that. And then we know they did the army experiments, dude.

Starting point is 00:11:22 So what they found is when you give a soldier or LSD, they're extremely difficult to control. So that was a huge problem for them. They're very difficult to, like, line up and follow instructions. Then they, near that time, they realized if you have a guy tripping on acid and you inject them with seroton, It basically acts like a trip killer. So they kind of framed LSD in the public eye that this is the thing that will make you crazy. And then they started to kind of position serotonin as the normalcy sort of hormone. But they realized, they realized, bro, that serotonin actually, if you elevate it in a person, they're much easier to control.

Starting point is 00:12:07 Does that make sense? Yes. That is, and everything's about control. Dark arts, dude. Dark arts. And it's so funny that your buddy goes, your client goes an hour. Women are very interesting when it comes to sex. Like the whole running thing is that you finish too quickly, they get upset.

Starting point is 00:12:25 But if you go too long, they get upset too. An hour's a long time. An hour is a long time of activity. You put your back out in an hour. You need a nap, dude. You need a nap after that. Then they want to go. again you're like dude i'm 52 let me nap i need to sleep but check this out bro so lower down that

Starting point is 00:12:46 document i have a couple of studies and i'll just quickly kind of go over them but there's one paper it's called serotonin kills libido is a section xg but basically this paper is uh titled pharmacology of serotonin and female sexual behavior okay so this is published in 2014 but you can see there, I have a quote from the paper. They say that a contribution of serotonin to the modulation of female sexual behavior has been a preish... This is not it. Is it down? Serotonin kills libido on the left. Oh, okay. Look it up. There it is. There it is. Wow. Yeah, yeah. So, basically, just to kind of, for the, you know, folks not watching, a contribution of serotonin to the modulation of female sexual behavior has been appreciated since the early 1960s when a variety of compounds

Starting point is 00:13:40 with effects on the serotonin system were found to reduce female rodent sexual receptivity. So just to kind of plain English, and they kind of say it in the rest of the study, I have like down below this, I have some quotes from the paper, but they say the bulk of evidence supported the hypothesis that compounds that increased serotonin reduced female sexual behavior and compounds that decrease serotonin facilitate sexual behavior and below that they state most antidepressants

Starting point is 00:14:11 can produce sexual dysfunction in human females but SSRIs are associated with the highest incidence so talking about the population and you know just kind of that whole spiel imagine you give what is it like it's the majority of

Starting point is 00:14:29 people on SSRIs are women right so tens of millions We're talking about 30 to 40 million on people on antidepressants, and maybe 63% of that or so is SSRIs. So we're talking about tens of millions of Americans, a lot of them women, you give them this stuff, especially a lot of them, like, you know, 30, 40 years of age, right? And they want to have less sex with the dudes, right? And then the study below that, they are saying, they're saying, and this is, by the way, this is super out there. It's not like we're not, these are like, for example, the one below the study, if you just scroll down one page. The paper below it is Journal of Clinical Psychopharmacology, and it's called the Treatment Emergent Sexual Dysfunction related to antidepressants.

Starting point is 00:15:17 So this is well known that even on Wikipedia, if you scroll down one more, if you see on Prozac's page, Fluoxetine, on Wikipedia, under the heading sexual dysfunction, they state more recent studies in which the investigator actively inquires about sexual problems suggest that the incidence is 70%. That means 70% of people that take SSRI's reported sexual dysfunction.

Starting point is 00:15:49 Is this forever or is this like if they get off the pill? Yeah, if they get off the pill, does this go away? Or do they just... So apparently it can take a very long time to resolve on its own. If you, if you let's say get like a very open-minded doctor, they actually give you some kind of opposite end of the spectrum. So serotonin and dopamine are antagonistic. They're like a seesaw. If one is high, the other one is low. So if you go in there with a person

Starting point is 00:16:16 like that and give them something that boosts dopamine and excretes the serotonin, it just kind of gets that balance in place, they can recover faster. But I've heard that some of these drugs that are specifically target like dopamine in terms like lowering or antagonizing or like messing with the receptors some of that dysfunction people get is like permanent almost

Starting point is 00:16:38 so very very nefarious dude but check this out dude the craziest part is that just an example of Prozac what it does is we know it increases serotonin but some of its effects are to block some of the

Starting point is 00:16:55 serotonin receptors. So when you take it, let's say day one, week one, whatever, when it's blocking serotonin's effects in your body, you feel relief. So you're like, oh my God, this thing actually works, right? But then long term, it's raising your serotonin, and we can discuss later, but serotonin actually drives scarring of your tissues, of your organs called fibrosis, which is a precursor stage to cancer. Oh my God. Right. So you might get relief in the immediate term or maybe near term, but long term you're actually, what they're doing is, and this is my opinion here, but what they're doing is it's very difficult if you take an antidepressant like this for five, seven, ten years, which they want you to, you know,

Starting point is 00:17:39 they tell you you have to taper it very slowly, blah, blah, but if you do that, imagine all these fibotic processes going on, scarring of your organs that later turns into cancer or some kind of fibroic disease of which there's like tons. Oh my God, dude. Very difficult to pinpoint that very, a lot of people. plausible deniability there for those companies, isn't it? And do you have to taper off? Is it

Starting point is 00:18:01 really bad if you just all of a sudden want to stop taking this SRI? Is it dangerous? You got to, oh, 100% dude. Oh shit. So it's kind of like, like, you're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't. It took my mother like ears to

Starting point is 00:18:15 she weaned herself off. You got to wean off. It's a very dangerous game to play. And this kind of gets into what we talk about all the time on the show, which is depopul dark arts black magic to lower to lower the population and you just i mean like one of my algorithms is basically watching cops have to show up to domestic violence uh calls and in particular when when girlfriends go crazy on guys and we're i mean studies have shown over and over and over

Starting point is 00:18:50 and over and over again that progressive women are the most medicated demographic on the planet in particular in the United States they're completely medicated so now we got them on birth control and now we got them on SSRIs imagine what they're that's what's happening to their

Starting point is 00:19:12 their psyche dude cat ladies that's what that's coming it's like it's like this vicious circle where it's like they don't want to get pregnant because they want to live their life they want to have fun they want to do all this and then at some point they don't have kids they start getting really sad so then they start doing SSRIs which makes it really hard for them to want to have sex and then what i mean it is a vicious and this is not just used for

Starting point is 00:19:36 depression they use this shit off label for all kinds of others they just throw it at people they're yeah yeah it's it's really dark arts dude and uh but by the way uh you can um go back one heading up serotonin enhances learning uh from punishment just talk talking about dark arts and stuff man like there's some like more a lot of this is animal research but this was a human study where they gave them like a once a single doses of a dose of an SSRI or they gave it to them over a week and then they had to play like a game where they kind of through that game it's like almost like a card game like a gambling game it showed that serotonin boosts or enhances

Starting point is 00:20:22 learning from punishment and reduces learning from reward and kind of when you think about the new psycho you know all of these like calamities you know COVID all of these like things a lot of like and how the government treats you you know what I mean your relationship with the government you're you kind of thinking they definitely want to do things that raise our serotonin because then we would be more malleable yeah through their other sort of uncillary practices right there was a yeah this is pretty insane

Starting point is 00:20:54 there was another there was another paper it's somewhere there down below but basically they were showing that crabs exposed to small amounts of like water that has you know like switch runoff and it has

Starting point is 00:21:08 SSRIs they like get super aggressive with each other also that they would like go and forage during times when they normally wouldn't because they would be predators around. So if they get the SSRI, they basically turns them into retards, you know,

Starting point is 00:21:24 in a sense. Oh my God. They just go out forage while the predators are abound, you know? They get dangerous. They get reckless. Wow. Just think about like well, I mean, let's just take a look at Minnesota or any of these

Starting point is 00:21:40 school shootings. Like there's a real debate, like how many of them are just Patsies are being blamed for it. But I mean, like, talk about wanting to live dangerous and you're on this stuff and it makes you take chances like your normal drive wouldn't want you to your own your own sensibility you got to you can correlate this to the rise of SSRIs these school shootings because it's not like in the 1800s when

Starting point is 00:22:09 everybody was packing that kids were going into the schoolhouse blowing people away it just wasn't happening back then because and nobody was getting SSRIs back then you know what I mean Dude, it is, this is absolutely insanity. Holy shit. Hey, guys, listen, I'm telling you this. The crypto market is back and it's on fire, dude. I just made a nice gripaloo on the coin called Retire, okay? If you want to find out those hidden treasures that nobody else knows about,

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Starting point is 00:26:05 is there like 10 people out of like the hundred they're like yo this is great like my life got 10 times back is there that one claim of person that can be like yo this is amazing it's a life-changer well that is you know that is a good question so if you go if you go back if you go back to um it's near the top serotonin is elevated just under the wikipedia entry so that there's a paper there called is serotonin an upper or downer and it's like it's a very very long and detailed paper but these guys basically dismantle the host's hypothesis that serotonin is low in depression in fact they show that it is high in several types of depression and they show like these are the guys that later on we can discuss how they the researchers give the animals depression through various stressors but they talk about their the reason for a lot of people there's a therapeutic delay between starting the antidepressant and getting the effect maybe like four six weeks eight weeks down the line is not because of the therapeutic sort of role of the drug it's because of the body's own compensatory sort of system so it's like downregulates its own production of serotonin

Starting point is 00:27:17 and then various receptors for serotonin to like start downregulating them because when you have a lot of something in the body let's say serotonin the body knows that so it will try to either lower production one thing or become more resistant to it so maybe to have less receptors or certain places it will start downregulating basically like you know eating them up and turning them to other proteins and stuff in the cell so they're saying that it's the therapeutic effect is probably from that compensatory sort of adaptive thing the body does nothing to do with the actual fucking poison which by the way prozac is 18 to 19 percent that is fluorine which is like the gas fluorine which you've heard of everybody has obviously listening here has heard

Starting point is 00:28:03 of fluoride and we know that's neurotoxic and bad but that's the salt form of fluorine and Prozac is like by molecular weight like 18, 90% fluorine from my kind of from where I looked into it. Why? Why of all things does it have to be fluorine? You know? So just to answer your question in a different way there, XG, some of these drugs, remember I said earlier, some of them actually, they raise serotonin in the longer term, but they block some of the serotonin receptor so the action of serotonin in the body can be like blunted although the problem is long term you're getting more of the serotonin which causing you more problems so some of the effect that people get relief from is those antiseratone

Starting point is 00:28:51 receptor effect and then i've also seen that some of these drugs like i think prozac is the one it can raise certain other neuro-steroids in the brain in the nervous system that are actually like um um anxiolytic they kind of lower anxiety so we there's other like effects that are not the main effect that like side effects or ancillary effects that could be giving you the benefit but the actual main effect dude like as you see in this article here they're like it's not even low in depression serotonin is high in the in many phenotypes of depression that's how crazy like good pharma are at marketing without giving two dams because they own the FDA they own the government they're all in the you know and this is just like

Starting point is 00:29:40 when I hear the guy I love with all my heart Brian Callan talk about you know all of the positive things that the big pharmaceuticals has done it's just I cringe at it dude I just I'm like dude you guys no but he's he's pulling your leg bro he's he's he's pulling your leg dude like I'll tell you that about Brian Call he's just acting really well dude like for years and years. She's really good at acting. Well, he is a great actor, but he is genuine in his beliefs.

Starting point is 00:30:11 He is just from a different time, dude. And there's so much data coming out now that that belief is, I'm sure we could find instances of where the, where pharmaceutical companies have done something that has helped people. I'm sure we could find it. We went through the garbage bin, the dumpster of life when we just kept going through it we could find some go look at this it's it actually helped okay fine but you're you're you're you're just totally omitting all the garbage that

Starting point is 00:30:47 surrounded by that that that that that diamond and rough you found right sam sam sorry to interrupt but you know what this is going to blow your mind i'm already blown it's one of one of the those places where pharma actually have done good stuff, believe it or not, is actually chemicals that block serotonin, bro. Now, I don't, I didn't include this because it would be too long winded, but if you go on Wikipedia and you look for serotonin antagonists, let me just do this very quickly, serotonin antagonists, you're going to see there's a few different ones. But basically these are chemicals that block serotonin's effect, either all of the receptors or some of the receptors, right? And there's one called Cyproheptidine, which is an antihistamine as well. It's like from the 60s. It's one of the oldest antihistamines.

Starting point is 00:31:41 And the problem with that one, why it's not in wide use, allegedly, is because it makes people drowsy. So in the States, you can't get that. Even your doctor can't get that for you. Oh, they blocked that. But yeah, of course, the one, and this, by the way, there was a, there was a case study paper on PubMed published where a woman in her like 60s or something, she had liver cancer, dude, hepatoceler carcinoma, with, it had spread to the bones. So with a bone metastasis, they gave her this serotonin and histamine blocker for two weeks, for two weeks, they gave her just that three times a day, four milligrams. I think that was it. the cancer went away completely

Starting point is 00:32:24 they couldn't find the cancer in the bones they couldn't find it in the liver and then four years or so later I forget like 38 months later or whatever they did follow up and whatever the cancer was still gone and this is over the counter

Starting point is 00:32:36 in certain countries I think in the UK it's over the counter in Australia you can get it from your pharmacist in Spain I get mine from Spain I order direct from Spain but so that's one there was another one

Starting point is 00:32:50 I forget the name of it man but this one they took it off the market due to safety concerns and guess what it's being researched for as we speak freaking brain cancer like what is the drug neuroglialblastoma uh oh man send me that something like send me that link too i'll go over that right now wait that's that that's the disease right the which sorry the blastoma is the disease right Neurogloblastoma, I think pretty sure that's... What's the drug, though?

Starting point is 00:33:22 What's the drug called? Oh, the drug... That's what I'm trying to find out, you is either... It was one of the... So that... If you're ever, like, interested, if you go to Wikipedia and type in serotonin antagonist, all of them will come up.

Starting point is 00:33:38 So it was either... So one of them... Hold on. So it's either on Dansentron or... Geez, there's so many of them That's for nausea, right? Maybe retanseran. Anyway, but a lot of these

Starting point is 00:33:57 a lot of these do, like if you look at Cypro-Heptidine, by the way, so this is, I mean, it's a it's a histamine blocker, so you can use it like for, doctors use it for like if you have psychogenic itch, like if you have itching in your skin, they give you that.

Starting point is 00:34:12 People with depression have kind of self-medicated away, the depression away, with a serotonin blocker people use it for like insomnia um so like it's it's pretty insane and that's what just kind of the topic was like the how little have pharma done for us and the crazy part is that one of their best selling drugs you know the SSRI increasing serotonin drugs that have the opposite effect of blocking its effects are actually things that are useful for humanity it's so crazy to me dude is so crazy to me that they block that stuff.

Starting point is 00:34:52 Like, they just want us dumb, unhealthy, and dead. Right? So you're like, oh, here's a good thing they do. Oh, by the way, you can't get into the United States. It's not allowed. Think about that, dude. Think about how our health care industry is actively working against health care.

Starting point is 00:35:14 And I'll tell you another one, man. one of my clients, he's actually a doctor and his wife had a stroke last month. So we kind of, we did like a quick one-to-one for me to give him some tips with stroke recovery. Obviously, I wasn't giving him medical advice. I was just sharing information, one practitioner to another. But anyway, so I gave him like a couple of supplements that are over-the-counter that are really good for, you know. I personally used them for as new tropics, like for, you know, studying. presenting, and here in Europe, like another client here that I have, her daughter had a stroke

Starting point is 00:35:53 after a COVID vaccine, and her doctors here actually put her on that supplement. This guy in the US, the doctor, hadn't even heard of this supplement, CDP coding. And then, so there was another one, alpha-GPC that's really good for the brain, for like, it's good for like brain injury, but also just general brain health and aging support. Then he hadn't heard of that. But then I told him about another one which in Europe is like standard of care in some countries like if you have a stroke your doctor will put you on that. It's called piracetam

Starting point is 00:36:22 and the thing about piracetam dude it's not even like FDA registered type thing so you can actually in the US you can buy it as a research chemical as a powder but like and it's like legal and everything

Starting point is 00:36:37 you know but like they these scumbags one of the best thing my grandma was on this when she had, she had like multiple strokes. She was on this, there was the only thing that allowed her to actually string a sentence together.

Starting point is 00:36:49 So these scumbags, dude, something effective that's actually used in European countries and I think Japan as well, et cetera, it's not even allowed

Starting point is 00:36:57 the doctors, most doctors haven't even heard of it. I was at an archa-pulco in February, dude. I was talking to Dr. Bob there, real cool guy and his son. Dr. Bob as well, he's like a medical doctor, like 70-freaking five years old,

Starting point is 00:37:11 decades of experience, hadn't even heard of Piracetam. dude. It's like the best, one of the best new tropics, dude, especially good for verbal fluency, Sam. Obviously, I can't recommend it because it's a research chemical in the USA. It's a drug in the rest of the world. I can't recommend it, but it's such a good neotropic. It's just so messed up that if you want it, you have to go to these, like, you know, sketchy new tropics chemical vendors to get your own supply, you know? Can I ask you, Christian, does the EU handle these things better than America? Because you mentioned a lot of these things not being available here, but it sounds like possibly they are available abroad. How does the America compare to other countries with respect to this?

Starting point is 00:37:57 Well, so, okay, so they have both have pluses and minuses, but they're equally like terrible. Here, there's just in general the population here, at least in the state, most of my clients are in the states. I know what the level of literacy is in terms of understanding functional medicine, supplementation, the value and benefit. But here, a lot of like, especially folks in like 60 plus, they're like still, oh, my cholesterol. My doctor said my blood work is fine. These supplements are all a scam. So there's a huge lack of education. And yeah, pharma is the same everywhere.

Starting point is 00:38:36 You know, it's pretty bad here as well. I mean, we have some more laws around. like titanium dioxide and various, like, food additives and artificial colors and stuff. But in the grander scheme of things, you know, just pick your POS communist garbage dictator, MF, you want to kill. I wonder if you can get this in Mexico, all this stuff. You can't, yes, I saw Pyracetam in Mexico. They have Ivermectin, botastash of that.

Starting point is 00:39:07 Yeah, that's the other thing. Like, I don't know. Like in the States, people tell me how easy it is to get like, ivermectin you know or hydroxychloroquine here dude i have to like order mine from a guy that like ships it from india and you're getting like this like weird looking package the customs are asking weird questions so there's a lot of you know there's a lot of perastum that's another one here i think you can get it through your doctor the problem though if you're getting a pharmaceutical you're getting with your pill like six seven different other like additives that you don't like that you know

Starting point is 00:39:40 maybe not in europe maybe not titanium dioxide but you know silicon dioxide a bunch of other garbage so it's it's not good enough yeah wow wow i mean absolutely mind blowing that they that they are actively working against us hey man take this okay for this but then it causes all this yeah wow and it's so sad just to xG if you want to go to scroll down to that the bottom of that she i just want to um if you go to how to increase serotonin i just want to go over very quickly i don't want to like bore i'm not bored i'm like blown away so how to raise how to increase serotonin is the is the heading just kind of near the bottom there um second to last yeah yeah so researchers use various different ways to induce animal in uh depression in an animal um and a lot all of

Starting point is 00:40:40 ways increase it serotonin and the first their model you see is starvation so very simply they starved the poor animal and what happens is after a while it's gonna get depressed right and it's serotonin will go up so anybody that tells you you know fasting this autophagy that cellular cleanup I mean dude researchers use this this to to make animals depressed Like, if you're fasting, I'm just not telling you what to do, but I really wouldn't recommend it because we've been brainwashed. We've been socially engineered to think that we can starve ourselves to better health. And just a quick thing about the autophagogy, just in case somebody out there, this guy's a moron, autophagy this.

Starting point is 00:41:32 Autophagy literally means autophagis, so you're self-eating. It's what? Autophagus. Autofagos. Yeah. So you're autophagging yourself. You're yourself. You're basically devour.

Starting point is 00:41:48 Faggous means devourer. So you're self-devouring. So autophagy caused by fasting is called balk autophagy. It's indiscriminate. So you just break down everything. You're not breaking down just the bad stuff. You're breaking like everything. Like everything gets sacrificed for the greater good to keep you alive.

Starting point is 00:42:06 Now, it's actually they've found that for example things like exercise like certain like more even certain carbohydrates certain healthier things shall we say less stressful things can also increase autophagy but that would be the more sort of selective autophagy where you know certain organelles that are not functioning well in the cell might get broken down you know you have various components there that can be so things like carbohydrates and exercise can stimulate that kind of autophagy so if you want autophagy you don't have to actually starve yourself of. So that's one model of giving an animal depression and that raises serotonin. So that's another

Starting point is 00:42:42 kind of thing. Anything that raises serotonin, you have to know it's probably not good for you long term. Then infection and immune challenge. So if you inject an animal or a human, they've done some of this research where they inject humans with bacterial endotoxin, it's called, that also is a way to increase serotonin. And this is a survival mechanism because if you have an infection, it's okay for serotonin to increase because it will shut down some areas of the body that are, you know, gobbling up energy to help you survive the infection. So it's good. The problem is if you follow mainstream advice and you eat a lot of fiber and you have an

Starting point is 00:43:24 overgrowth of the wrong kinds of inflammatory bacteria, you're actually feeding those bacteria and that bacterial endotoxin can get into your, you know, into your, you know, into your, bloodstream and cause your immune system to just produce inflammation so but we know that also raises serotonin so if you have a bacterial infection if your gut is in bits you know that will raise your serotonin because the other the other thing to remember there I don't know if you know maybe a lot of people know nowadays something like 90% of your body serotonin is produced in the gut so if you have a gut issue that's another way you can actually raise your serotonin and as we saw earlier

Starting point is 00:44:05 it can basically cause depression man it can you know mess up your sleep can make you like not want to have sex with your partner so really like getting the gut working well is super important not fasting is super important then you have other things this is where it gets a little bit more tin for a hat you know so you have the inescapable shock model you have the inescapable shock so they shock the rats and they can escape and basically this also raises your serotonin or the rat serotonin and what this does is over time it creates learned helplessness. This is really something important to understand because this is what your government is trying to do to you.

Starting point is 00:44:45 They are trying to induce learned helplessness in you because this is a state where you are just okay with just shit being terrible and getting worse, like COVID or being locked down or we have to go back to lockdown again. All of that is there. This is from the playbook. of you know mk ultra dude that they're they're doing at a mass scale and so we know if they do that

Starting point is 00:45:09 for a long enough time it will raise our serotonin it will make us more malleable just a quick aside there was a guy martin seligman he kind of sort of described this in the 60s and basically this dude would just have dogs shocked repeatedly right real real nice guy real nice guy have dogs shocked repeatedly and they had nowhere to escape and then after a while even if let's say you open the door and they can escape they would allow themselves to be shocked and not escape and this is like you know kind of we're in a lot of us are in a prison in this you know matrix that we live in we're in such a prison that if someone like awake comes and opens the door for us we wouldn't even like step out this is exactly California 100% yeah this is exactly California they

Starting point is 00:45:59 burnt down our town and nobody was mad except for Spencer Pratt not only that yeah and money went missing that no one can account for that is exactly what they're doing right now here just yeah and and it continues helplessness holy shit if you scroll down to four and five XG you see chronic social defeat is another one dude so when they take smaller subordinate animals and they're repeatedly defeated by larger dominant animals that also raise the serotonin and basically you know i mean just chronic social defeat imagine like the corporate world this whole sort of um you know like what the algorithms are boosting like rich people you know flaunting and you're like this guy just like you know grinding and you know your car is shitty and your your apartment is small and

Starting point is 00:46:57 these like rich ass guys. It was the chronic social defeat is more subtle. They're using celebrities and stuff like that to get that in there. But then there's also the chronic mild stress. So basically this is so sick, dude. Like I'm telling you, these researchers are coming back in the next life. It's like ponds come, dude. No, I'm so with you, dude.

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Starting point is 00:50:28 and out let's get back to it this is exactly everything going on we've had an illegal war against Iraq which weapons of mass destruction weren't there nothing happened to those people when you see George Bush

Starting point is 00:50:42 throughout the first pitch this picture we have right here I don't even know this is the exact one but within the studio you guys can't see it, it's on Johnny's desk. But basically, dude, when he went out and they cheered him, like after he lied and all these people came back as fucking... Look at this, dude.

Starting point is 00:51:05 He came out, and I don't even know when this happened. This might have happened around 2009-11. No, that is it. Yeah, it's 9-11. Okay. And then he came back recently again. He's done it multiple times. During the World Series.

Starting point is 00:51:17 You remember when the Rangers won the World Series? and he came out and he pitched because he used to own them and he and he uh and the whole stadium in Dallas Texas cheered him a guy who's got so many bodies on him

Starting point is 00:51:33 man so many bodies on him and how we kind of like a man was his fault mind he's good God dog he's just you know he's just dude trying to you know I'd have a beard that guy my aunt said Dick Chaney dude either one you cheered him just on that point

Starting point is 00:51:49 And I have a couple of clients that are like CEOs in like, you know, pretty cutthroat sort of industries. And when we have this test, urine test we do from home where we have a marker for like dopamine and like, you know, adrenaline breakdown. And there's also a breakdown product of serotonin. So that's when that's very elevated, that indicates there's a lot of serotonin turnover. What I noticed is like more kind of clients like that would have a pretty high mark, that kind of marker for indicating high serotonin. So I found some kind of disparate research that basically was, they're talking about if you have like, I think it was guerrillas or some kind of monkeys, but the alpha male would have like double the serotonin level of like the other apes. and then what would happen is if they would remove the alpha, the ape that would kind of become the dominant one, his serotonin level would increase. So what's interesting is it seems like if you're like in a position of power in a hierarchy, high serotonin would make you like authoritarian and kind of just, you know, really put your boot on everybody.

Starting point is 00:53:06 But if you're in a subordinate position, the high serotonin would just make you like a, you know, a soy boy beta cock type phenotype, you know, archetype, you know, archetype, where you're like, oh yeah, you know, govern me harder, daddy, you know. So that's pretty, I'd say probably the people, the people like at the top, maybe like not at the top top, but like, you know, all these politicians, the power hungry guys, I'd say a lot of these guys, probably very high serotonin types. And then they're trying to get our serotonin high because like, again, just going back to the LSD. experiments, there's a lot to talk about there, but what they found is LSD, at least in small doses, actually blocks serotonin, right? So when, I don't know if you've ever taken a microdose of LSD, but dude, like even 10, 20 micrograms, you feel just absolutely amazing. So what at least seems like is happening is when you get even 20 micrograms in your, in your bloodstream, and it starts to block some of these serotonin receipts.

Starting point is 00:54:06 receptors, serotonin can't do its negative effects. This is probably why a lot of people kind of are gravitating to like, you know, psilocybin and microdosing and stuff like that. But what, so this is kind of the whole sort of thing, they discovered that if you're blocking serotonin, I've kind of lost my train of thought here, but if you're blocking serotonin, serotonin can exert its bad effect. So all of these things, they have to be taken off the market. They have to really, like, scare the bejes out of people, you know, in the 60s and the 70s, the war on drugs.

Starting point is 00:54:40 Like, imagine, they did the whole war on drugs, and LSD was one of the most vilified of the compounds. It's the one that will make you, you know, jump off the third floor and it will make you peel your face like an orange. I remember when I used... Hold on. Are you trying to tell me right now that LSD is actually not bad for you? Dude, they're studying it for, like, Alzheimer's disease. What? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:55:04 I know nothing. thing. That's what I'm learning today. Everything I thought is just absolutely... Well, you said in small doses, now in larger doses? Does it make people like pliable so they're more subjectable to influence? Because that's what we're, you know, we've seen from the CIA. Well, I think that's what they were trying to figure out. And in the end, I think they probably can the whole thing is because they couldn't. Like, it's very, it's very, we it's it

Starting point is 00:55:33 like some people a small dose can have a very pronounced effect and other people a larger dose might have a very mild effect

Starting point is 00:55:39 comparatively so it's really it's very variable very unpredictable so I definitely think in higher doses it will

Starting point is 00:55:48 have more serotonergic effects right so in smaller doses it seems to like block it attaches to the receptor without like activating it super hard

Starting point is 00:55:57 and then it blocks serotonin effect but let's say if you take like 10x the dose, it's going to like bind with a higher affinity and then cause a lot of those kind of more like, I don't know if you ever take an LSD, but in a very high dose, if you can like puke, you know, it's like you're trembling. It's pretty uncomfortable. So that's kind of the

Starting point is 00:56:16 serotonergic aspect of it, you know. What would you say is the different between that and like psilocybin? I think they just have a different effect. From what I understand, there still are mostly interacting with a specific serotonin receptor. I think just because of the different structure, they will have a different effect in terms of the experience. Wow. Yeah. Wow.

Starting point is 00:56:43 But just one more thing, dude. If you go on Wikipedia and start like searching around for like mania, bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, you're actually going to see that a lot of it is, at least on the mainstream level, is dopamine is the bad guy. So if you hear dopamine, you hear a lot of folks now, they have a book or a course or a thing, where you do a dopamine detox. So dopamine is like the addiction, sort of the degeneracy chemical. Yes. And psychosis is caused by that.

Starting point is 00:57:13 Allegedly mania is caused by that. But when you kind of look deeper and you kind of see this, the fuckery here going on, it's actually serotonin driving a lot of these things like psychosis, mania. Obviously, we know depression and stuff, but schizophrenia as well. because some of these serotonin blockers can actually stop like schizophrenic episodes like Cyperheptidine, for example, you know. So I think what we have to probably unbrainwash ourselves from, many of us at least, is the dopamine isn't the bad guy. In fact, the more you raise dopamine, you know, within reason, probably the better you

Starting point is 00:57:47 will feel like your libido will be better. Just a quick, actually a quick story. I had a client, he heard me on the macroaggressions podcast. in like December. Charlie's upset just for now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I signed up this guy. He's a cop.

Starting point is 00:58:01 Real nice guy, you know, like he had adopted a couple of the kids from like broken homes and stuff. Super sweet guy. But in January, we signed them up and his main complaints were depression. He couldn't sleep. He was getting sick a lot and low energy. Right. So I was like, okay, you know, doing the intake.

Starting point is 00:58:18 And he told me he's taking this thing called 5HTP, which you might know it's basically a pre-chpt. cursor to serotonin it sold as a supplement so he was taken up for 10 years for his depression of course didn't help but I told him dude like you really have to stop this thing like please throw the bottle out and never think about that bad well that was used to I mean that used to be

Starting point is 00:58:40 that's what he just said no no no no I know but I know but 5 HTTP I've also heard that you're supposed to take that like before after doing like Molly and shit because it's supposed to help you recover I used to take it after after the party I'm thinking that it because you've depleted your serotonin, that's why you feel like garbage, so you want to replete the

Starting point is 00:58:59 serotonin, yeah, we used to do that. But here's the thing. You're definitely depleting neurotransmitters. Even like Adderall and stuff, they're going to cause cocaine, I think, they'll cause a surge of stuff to be released, dopamine and maybe serotonin, glutamate, a bunch of stuff. That's why, you know, there's such a intense effect. But what happened with

Starting point is 00:59:19 this guy, we did that urine test. His serotonin marker was super elevated. obviously his dopamine was low so all I did well I mean we do a lot of different things but the main thing I told him here's some stuff to boost dopamine you know amino acids vitamins here's some stuff to break down serotonin just to get these these cycles these metabolic pathways working so what happened was so we started working in January dude like this this blew my mind in May I hadn't seen him in a while he wasn't showing up to the calls so I did a quick call

Starting point is 00:59:52 with him just to see is he alive how is he doing whatever So this guy, he looked different, but, you know, I thought nothing of it, started doing the catch-up, and then just he just said, okay, I'm sleeping better, yeah, not following the diet, too well, it's so busy and so stressed, but, you know, I'm taking all the supplements and sleeping better, less depressed, you know, more energy, definitely, oh yeah, and I lost 18 pounds. I'm like, what? You lost 18 pounds in like four or five months without even trying. like what the fuck you know what I mean so that's kind of when I started digging into it and this is when you think about serotonin if it's a stress hormone or a stress neurotransmitter or chemical if it's chronically elevated what it does is to help you survive it's shutting down your metabolism it's slowing down your metabolism and that's why he was eating the food

Starting point is 01:00:49 and instead of turning it into energy and burning it he was storing it up right so When he started breaking down the serotonin, getting out of his system, he just didn't even make many changes to the diet, but his body just started producing more energy. So he raised his metabolism just by lowering serotonin and raising dopamine. There's another thing in research, raising dopamine can actually reverse obesity in like rodents and mice and stuff, right? So point being here is we really have to not fear dopamine. We have to like raise our dopamine, do things that. raise our dopamine you know that's super important and they're trying to make us do the opposite they're like oh yeah i have to like do a dopamine detox because you know it's it's it's it's the

Starting point is 01:01:33 exact opposite of what's good for us so i am in i am like let's see how many days i am hold on hold on guys how many days are jerking it uh from uh adult films i'm 47 days wow that's never would have thought that was possible 47 days i'm proud of you soon Thank you, guys. I am... No, not? I wouldn't say that. We got to wean off it.

Starting point is 01:02:02 You know, I always say, like, you know, certain things can stay right now. Just get rid of the videos of watching. 41 days off. 47 days. I got those six days. Is it public information? Don't short change. What's that?

Starting point is 01:02:17 Is it public information, though? 47 days from off pornography, yes. Ah, okay, okay. the reason I'm saying that is because I feel like when I watch people do it on film, there's a dopamine hit that because I've quit drugs, I quit alcohol. I mean, I'm really down to two things, which I was doing, which I've quit. One, the other one's nicotine, but through these pouches. And please don't tell me that's bad for me.

Starting point is 01:02:48 I lean off that as well down the line. but so i feel like that dopamine hit was making me addicted to watching people do it on the videos and like i just that's such a funny way you know i mean i just feel that i need to you know cut that out of my life because afterwards i it's this emotional dump of like oh what i just you know sam i kind of feel like because i used to listen to tin poor had like like all the way back in like 2018 you know it's like i feel like i kind of know you i think i feel like we've had a lot of challenges similar challenges in our lives so i was like always like a very addictive personality and like always when i was drinking i'll drink until like there's no alcohol

Starting point is 01:03:36 i would drink to win i in recovery i say i was trying to win i have to be the one that drank the most type thing and if i when i used to smoke weed like i would literally like smoke like 14 15 spliffs in a day and like that's the kind of way i was what I later on he's like that as well that's a lot that's a lot yeah but he at least he can he looks Asian right now

Starting point is 01:03:57 but check this out Sam so later on I did some like genetic tests and stuff man and some sort of like lights started to go off from me so I have this so there's this gene called COMT which basically just helps us to

Starting point is 01:04:15 like break down certain things including dopamine So my variant of that gene is the sort of the normal, quote unquote, variant, which is normal working enzyme, which my understanding is that folks with that kind of variant, they would tend to plow through their dopamine faster than your average cat. And then folks that have like a slow, for example, my wife has the, she's like has one half, she's like, homozygous, sorry, heterozygous for that snip single, nucleotide polymorphism. So people like that tend to more ruminate so they kind of get stuck on a thought and they kind of can't get over a thought

Starting point is 01:04:56 so they'll be like more ruminators type thing you know. That sounds like most women holding something against you for years. You remember that time? You're like, I apologize. How do you remember all that? So, but that's when I kind of

Starting point is 01:05:08 started doing like more things to boost my dopamine. Like I taking the precursor L-tyrosine. I started taking that every morning and more like things like that stimulate those pathways like B vitamins and copper and things like that. And honestly, man, it feels like that was just a biochemical vulnerability that just expresses itself as like addictive things.

Starting point is 01:05:31 But if we can kind of find it and patch it up a little bit with nutrients and supplements and stuff like that, I think a lot of these things we can kind of get away with, even though we might be vulnerable to them. I always tell people sex addiction is, and people think I'm crazy, but sex addiction. is 10 times harder than any other addiction. Because I can not go where they drink. I cannot go where there's drugs. But wherever I am, sex addiction's there.

Starting point is 01:05:59 Do you understand what I'm saying? Like I can go somewhere and let's say it's a sober event and nobody's... But there's a hot chick there. Now all of a sudden I'm like, oh, hot chick. Do you think after like maybe a year of not watching porn, if you ever wanted to come back, you think you'd just go to some regular porn site and get off on just a regular piece of guy?

Starting point is 01:06:18 Like a heroin addict going back to, you know, like just the start. Yeah. Or do you think you jump right back into a regular guy, girl, missionary? Well, they say with addiction, when you relapse, you go right to where you were before. Like, you'll be off a year. That's not true with heroin. That's how people die on heroin is going right back to where they were. Well, I mean, well, that kind of confirms what I'm saying.

Starting point is 01:06:39 They're banging the same amount. They don't do a tiny bit. But they don't have the tolerance to it and they die. Right. But I'm not saying the tolerance to it. I'm saying you pick up. the addiction where you were before yeah i got you and it goes instantly to that so there's a lot more there's like the morality of it all like my my theory is that adult films are

Starting point is 01:07:01 like um um um humiliation rituals i i think it may be more about that even than the dopamine thing like just the dopamine hit is like yeah huh huh you're like yeah sam can i ask you have you ever another not joking when I ask this. Have you ever worked with like some kind of you know practitioner like maybe I have one one buddy he's he's like a psychotherapist and he does

Starting point is 01:07:30 cognitive behavioral therapy Jehan Sator I think he's actually told me he's been on Tinfo hat ages ago ages and ages but like I was working with him this year and I had him work with my wife as well and I've been recommending him to some clients because he does it's a hypnosis but like you're totally

Starting point is 01:07:46 like you know you can just If postman comes, you know, get up and collect the post. But he helps you really just pinpoint things back in time, memories where basically the energy gets stuck. Like it could be like for me, like let's say a traumatic event. Like I try to cross the street, car brakes screeched. Oh my like my uncle, my mother, everybody was screaming at me. And that, you know, we kind of through the session, you kind of remember that memory. And then he does this like really cool thing.

Starting point is 01:08:16 It's like a neuro-linguistic programming thing where you take the memory, you pause it, you fold it up, crinkle it up like paper, and you put it in like an imaginary fire, do that two, three times, and just dissolves the memory and unblock some of these things. The point is, have you ever, like, consider working with, like, a

Starting point is 01:08:33 person like that, because it could be like something that, I'm not saying like a psychotherapist, but more of these, like, cognitive, you know, hypno guys where they can actually help you, like, get in your mind, get those memories, maybe this could be trauma, could be stress, just kind of you know work it through and dissolve it you know what i mean uh so if you if you want to get into the sex addiction stuff yeah for sure i mean i can go back to and being introduced to

Starting point is 01:08:58 sex at a very early age that that's why i'm really passionate when i'm like we need to not be like the dark the dark history of sex education people really understood it and they were a moral person they would be disgusted they would be upset with it where it where it came from the introduction to trans reading the kids as kindergarteners when they're i say it all the time we're trying to learn abc's one two three's like what my kid is she just started kindergarten both of them and what they're teaching them is the most basic of things and then you introduce a drag queen reading a book and that's advanced algebra like even your adults fathers mothers grandparents would look and go what what is going on

Starting point is 01:09:46 here this is complex and that's all done to introduce you to adult themes before you're actually ready for it so that is what happened to me and then i get to high school and i i had two girlfriends for about two weekends so my relationship with with females is just is is just off i just wasn't connecting with them i go to college and the energy is just completely different i mean it is everywhere all the time, anytime I want it. And I just, with great power comes great responsibility, right? So I don't know how to handle this. So I run juggernaut style head first, right into as quick as I can.

Starting point is 01:10:33 And that messes me up, too. So, and that has been the story of me, the introduction to pornography at a very early age at like five years old. I talk about it. Like, I've been fighting sex addiction since I was five years old. And not to interrupt you, Sam, but now imagine if you were a kid with an iPad. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:10:52 I mean, it's like my daughter found PS5, right? And when she started paying a hand to God, when she started playing PS5, the amount of time she played with her dolls went down significantly. I love how you say she found it. Like, oh, she was in the living room. She was walking in the forest. I should have said, discovered, discovered. Like Christopher Columbus

Starting point is 01:11:16 Well, he didn't even discover anything No, I know that's the joke But the point is Once she was introduced, Johnny Is that a fine word I can use? Yes, there's some agency for you in that one Okay, okay Once she was introduced to PS5

Starting point is 01:11:30 Once Santa brought it that bastard Yeah It became a totally different thing And now she's not playing with her dolls Like her sister is Because her sister doesn't care about PS5 It's too good man It's that it's infinite jest

Starting point is 01:11:44 it's that book by David Foster Welles genius it's this form of entertainment we have now that was about a VHS tape but we have it now where it's too seductive for our primitive brains it's just too enticing it's all consuming Instagram right the amount of crotch

Starting point is 01:12:00 that you're seeing right now be holes and vaginas isn't natural to what we're doing like women used to hide everything now they're just putting it right in your face and your caveman DNA just wants to consume all that

Starting point is 01:12:16 because we're still wired like cavemen and we're not supposed to be seen this much crotch You know what's good for that bro Just take some SSRIs and you're not going to want to bang at all Yeah yeah yeah 100% Problem solved Problem solved I'm gonna get SSI and just be like numbed Numbed

Starting point is 01:12:37 You know it's funny that you say like older men Aren't used to seeing that much crotch why is all my uncles on Facebook just looking at pussy all day long? I swear. No, because it's not natural. It's not natural. Yeah, it's not.

Starting point is 01:12:53 I do a joke about the time that I hosted a bikini contest at the key club and this chick showed her vagina to everybody on stage. And like I talked about what a big moment that was for every man in the room because this was 99. You just didn't see that. So it was like this huge moment And now I talk about how vagina Is like the US dollar

Starting point is 01:13:18 They've printed too much of it It's not worth anything anymore It's just oh look it's a vagina And you'll still look because your nature says This is something special But it doesn't have the effect That you don't go pick it up Yeah I saw five of those today

Starting point is 01:13:34 I don't care I moved on it doesn't mean anything But it's just like again In this weird way feminism has taught women that like this low vibrational behavior is empowering when in reality it's a humiliation ritual because then these girls can't find a high value man like we've I've said this about only fans like only fans has destroyed the dating pool because you're taking like Viking chicks who should be dating like the most alpha of all alphas right now these

Starting point is 01:14:09 guys these high what they call high value men don't want these girls because their bits are all over the internet nobody wants their mother to be the the the mother of the child to be a someone whose bits are everywhere there's a whole generation of kids too who's going to have like the only fans mom you know imagine what that's like as a child oh it's it's devastating to them they get they get teased at school they get they just destroys them and again it is It is against our primal drive right now. I mean, like, marriage used to be, you married a virgin, and that was the gift of marriage. You give up your bachelor life and you're being single and your freedom of that,

Starting point is 01:14:54 which is a different kind of freedom that comes to being married. It's actually healthy for you. But you would give that up for a virgin. Now it's like, oh, I'm going to, I'm going, you know, these girls yelling three, 50 in their body count? That's crazy. What is that? Where are women doing that?

Starting point is 01:15:13 Well, you watch these, like, good-looking black guys do street interviews, and for some reason, a good-looking black guy unlocks white freaks, like, these white girls just feel like they can be the most honest they can. And they yell out the number, what's your body count? And they always yell 350. Always. Who wants that info? I mean, like, I don't...

Starting point is 01:15:33 Well, that's what they don't understand. That's what they don't understand, because nobody sits them down and tells us. them, that is degrading your value. But nobody wants to tell them because that's old school, that's patriarchy, bullshit. You're like, no, that's primal. That's as primal as it gets because it comes down to, is this kid mine or not? Once you lock it down and a girl who hasn't thrown her bits around and they've done studies on it where like the more partners you've had, the less likely you can pair bond.

Starting point is 01:16:05 How mainstream do you think that? Is that a lot of women? Because, like, most of the girls I know from back home, at least, they're, like, settled down and they got, you know, normal. I'm sure it's big city versus little city. Yeah, I think so. And I'm not even talking mid-major cities, like, let's say Charlotte. Like, I'm talking about New York City, L.A., Chicago. Where the liberal mind virus thing is kind of taken root, right?

Starting point is 01:16:28 Yeah, yeah, yep, yep. And it's just this vicious circle that brings us into these SSRIs. So these girls who are told by older feminists, about all these things they should do and they don't realize that the older feminists after they tell them that goes home, drinks box wine and talks to their cats all day.

Starting point is 01:16:46 College has a big part, a role in it too when you say like brainwashing these women and you know feminine studies and all that shit it's just. And they just don't understand the danger of it. Then they get on SSRIs and now we're into even a crazier place. That actually that's another thing by the way. I don't know if you ever

Starting point is 01:17:03 heard but women when they're on birth control they're attracted to like a different type of guy 100% but it's similar apparently there's actually a study in there that it's about dude I know it's weird but they looked at a songbird

Starting point is 01:17:23 I think it was like star starlet starlings starlings starlings so they basically because apparently these birds, they eat bugs and stuff that are in sewage, so there's runoff, so there's like

Starting point is 01:17:42 pharmaceuticals in there, so the researchers wanted to see if, does that, does the exposure, whatever amount that is to those drugs, pharmaceuticals, affect the behavior of those animals? So they took these starlings,

Starting point is 01:17:59 was it? I had the study here somewhere. I believe so. Yeah, yeah. Wait, I have it here, hold on. So, okay, so the study, the paper, it's El Xavier, it's called environmentally relevant exposure to an antidepressant, altars, courtship behaviors in a songbird. So basically, the reason they did the study is, like I said, birds eat sewage contaminated prey containing antidepressants, such as Prozac, fluoxetine. So they paired the males with the females, and then obviously they had the control group, no, not given any Prozac or Fluoxetine. and then they paired them up with the females that had the prozac. So apparently the male starlings sang less to the fluoxetine prozac treated females than the control females.

Starting point is 01:18:50 And interestingly, there was increased male aggression towards the Prozac treated females. Isn't that interesting? So the goes back to the thing we're talking about, like hierarchy, if your serotonin is high, you're going to, like, want to dominate. But if your serotonin is low, it seems like, so if you're in a lower hierarchy, sort of lower in the hierarchy, I should say, and your seroton is high, it seems like, I don't know, is it like a pheromone getting sniffed out, but it seems like other humans will sort of sense that, and they will kind of, they will bully you, they will try to, like, dominate you. and that kind of creates like sub-hierarchies in the so you know the larger social I think it's super plausible and if you kind of study like obviously YouTube there's all these shows now where these women will go on let's say whatever or fresh and fit and they're all only fans models and again that's a humiliation ritual because they just get lit up but you know what they get hundreds of thousands of dollars of subscribers from that so they're

Starting point is 01:20:02 sit there they take a verbal beating they're told how stupid they are and then they go home and their only fans explodes and the big thing that women are talking about on there is how body count should matter and it's very funny because if you kind of look like mating as a business right I'm not saying the selling of sex but the the the seller and the buyer right you're saying like when you're dating you got a girlfriend right now but let's say you were single right And you're out there in the dating pool. You are the seller of you. The woman that you're talking to is the buyer of you.

Starting point is 01:20:42 They want to get in on XG Inc. right now. Like you got this gambling website thing that's just crushing right now. You've got a lot of stuff going on. But you're the buyer of her as well. You're trying to buy her in the marketplace of dating. And what women are trying to tell everybody is that their body, count shouldn't matter. It's ridiculous. That's sexist. You can't tell the buyer what they can like and what they can't like. And that's what Hollywood has learned, right? Hollywood's been telling

Starting point is 01:21:13 you, oh, like watch Apple television. You're going to see a drop off in Apple TV very soon. You're going to see articles saying that their subscriptions are because they're so woke. And they just keep shoving this stuff on us. Hollywood's been woke forever. Nobody wants it. But they keep selling it to it going, oh, you're going to watch what we want. you to watch. You cannot tell the buyer. The buyer owes you nothing. The seller needs the buyer. The buyer doesn't need the seller because the buyer can go and try to buy any, buy any other in this analogy, can buy any other seller. You cannot tell, and that's the problem right now. Females are trying to tell males what they can and cannot like. And males are like, no, we don't want anything

Starting point is 01:21:57 to do with this. Why am I going to settle down with something that's a used car at this point? Do you understand what I'm saying? It's a big problem in dating pool. Women are trying to tell men what they must like, and they're failing spectacularly. Spectacular. Nobody's dating anymore. Nobody's even, they're talking about how nightclubs are going broke

Starting point is 01:22:20 because nobody's going to nightclubs, because guys have basically pulled themselves out of the dating pool because they don't want, now I'm not saying that men are perfect in any way. Then they're fucking. They're just not dating. Well, 20% of the men are, they're all the top 20% are getting 100% of the women. And the women are upset because the top 20 aren't going to sell down with any of the 100%

Starting point is 01:22:46 because there's just so much market out there for them. How much does this have to do with women, everybody, being able to move around now? You know what I mean? It used to be like, what you had to date was what was in your town, bro. I used to go back home when I went to college. I'd go back home and you would just see the carousel. You'd see people you'd never think dating suddenly together. You're like, how did that happen?

Starting point is 01:23:09 Well, they only have a limited pool to choose from. Now chicks in Taiwan, bro, are changing their location to L.A. and just picking the hottest guys in L.A. to swipe right on. And then they're getting rental-wifed or whatever over here. I mean, you can be anywhere in those apps that you want. Apparently, it's just, like, loaded with Asians. Did you have that when you were in high school, like everybody banging each other in the class? oh yeah yeah i mean there was i wasn't participating because nobody wanted to be with i literally had

Starting point is 01:23:36 somebody tell me she's a good friend of mine were great friends she's like in high school she's like if i didn't know you were funny i think you were retarded she literally told me that and i was like devastated i was like oh my god and then you go to college it's suddenly funny is attractive and then it's everywhere but that's where we are that's that's the problem right now is that we've gotten away from and you're just think about what feminism done is like told women to sleep around and that's what guys want how's that empowering you you're giving you're giving the other side exactly what they want and so to wrap it back into here so now we got serentan tonin levels high and now now you're

Starting point is 01:24:20 depressed so you're getting on SSRIs and that's killing your killing it even make it harder to get pregnant wanted you know it's just absolutely it's absolutely but By the way, I have had quite a few clients that have been on either SSRIs or birth control pills or both at the same time. Dude, that's like one times the other. It's not additive. It's like horrific because apparently from one really awesome research I've kind of learned a lot of this stuff. apparently estrogen, which is what the birth control pills, largely they're giving a bunch of estrogen, can actually stimulate the increase of serotonin, but also serotonin can activate the aromatase enzyme,

Starting point is 01:25:14 which makes estrogen. So one kind of lights the fire on the other. And that's exactly where they want to have these women right now. They want to basically chemically castrate them. Because a lot of these women, they will not be very fertile. Like, it could take years to actually become fertile after stopping. A lot of them, like I had one client, she thought she could just get off, stop the contraceptives. And then she'd get pregnant.

Starting point is 01:25:39 But she did get pregnant, but she had two miscarriages, you know. So it's not like, they tell you, the doctor will tell you, oh, no, no, you'll be fine. Just stop it. Get your period back next month. And then you're good to go. So they're kind of, like, a lot of these girls, they're like in their teens when they're, they're already shilling them with stuff or the early 20s.

Starting point is 01:25:55 And then the estrogen will actually cause the increase of cortisol and serotonin, which can further, like, give you anxiety, depression, sleep problems. And then you go to the doctor and then they're like, you know what you need? You need a necessaritis

Starting point is 01:26:09 who will like sort you right out. That's the man sort of business and they get you on that forever. That's it. Forever patients is what the goal is. Christian, have you ever heard? I don't know how rare this case. or if it's even a thing, but some guy that was on SSRI said that his dick went numb,

Starting point is 01:26:28 like, like numb or he couldn't feel it. Like he felt like the back of his head. That's like the reverse stranger, dude. You know how you sit on your hand and then you have a wake? That's the reverse stranger. But you're jerking some of my health off. That's crazy. That's exactly why some doctors will prescribe it for premature ejaculation because you,

Starting point is 01:26:47 like that's what it does. It numbs you serotonin because, again, just think about like how they discover this how like this despicable this research must have been in mk ultra but like if you think about if you're about to die of some calamity it kind of makes sense that the body is going to have mechanisms to numb your pain in the last final hours or minutes so this is kind of interesting sort of separate discussion but if you look at serotonin it's it comes from the amino acid tryptophan and then if you look at But DMT, right, that is also like a, they're basically related compounds.

Starting point is 01:27:28 So one is N-N dimethythotryptamine, that's DMT, and serotonin is 5-hydroxy-triptamine, right? So they're triptomines, similar sort of pathways, kind of. But so it seems like at least, there's not like actual research, at least that's publicly available but if you think about if you're about to like suffer a lot like you're dying of starvation or you broke your leg in the jungle and you're dying like you're dying of pain and stuff like serotonin will probably rapidly rise to help you like numb you help you kind of get over that sort of pain up to the point where it can help you dissociate from reality if needed so if you if you know um like if you ever like i'm sure you had people on the show where they were like you know

Starting point is 01:28:18 of like some kind of program and you know they were like tortured and they developed these sort of skills kind of see into other realms yeah i think that that is like the body is able to do that and dissociate from reality and if you're lucky maybe you kind of go to the astral realm or maybe we're actually actually going to go to a realm that is like objective reality but i think a lot of what happens is we just create our own like little sort of realm where we just dissociate from our pain and that helps us kind of get through life but But I guess because they're so similar, maybe DMT, in a calamitous enough situation, maybe we can, I don't know if there's like enzymes that can transfer one to turn one into the other, but probably at the worst of it, if you're about to die, some of that, either DMT is getting released maybe from the pineal gland or maybe it's getting synthesized, kind of at the time of death, just to help you ease that transition into the next realm through the DMT experience. and maybe like seroton is like just more like at this 4D level it's one of those kind of chemics

Starting point is 01:29:22 that helps you again numb from the pain dissociate somewhat from the pain so that you can just survive and carry on you know so it's a bit sort of esoteric but i want to ask you another question real quick i saw this article yesterday i didn't read all of it i just read the title because i was doom scrolling and it said that people who take multivitamin are having shorter lifespans. And part of me goes, part of me goes, I think this is a sci-op propaganda to get people to stop taking multivitamins

Starting point is 01:29:59 because it's actually good for you. What are your thoughts on that? It might not be your expertise, but, you know, a Photoshop snapshot. Actually, just this week, I've been in discussion with some supplement manufacturers. I'm looking to find you know, a contract manufacturer to get some, my goal is to like get some really clean supplements

Starting point is 01:30:23 maybe over the next year on the market. Because the thing is, like vitamins are good if they're in the right forms. The problem is more like, like if you go to like a website like iherb.com, they have literally like tens of thousands of products. And I'll tell you, I've spent literally thousands of hours scouring through that website. Like literally, dude, thousands of hours. They're searching ingredients, brands. And most of it, like, I've spent literally, like, I've spent, 95% of it is like garbage that I would never put in my body right there is the occasional you know gem diamond in the rough type thing and that's kind of what we use what myself my wife my client stuff like that so I think the siop is definitely they want to get people not taking

Starting point is 01:31:06 vitamins to be scared because like you know you hear the occasion I think oh what what's the chance of like this vitamin like being toxic taking too much of it you never like you never like you never like your doctor will never like say um if you ask what about uh is this SSRI you know is this dose safe like of course it's safe we have you know safety trials but if if you talk about vitamin d or you know certain fat soluble vitamins they're going to tell you oh they're fat soluble they can bio accumulate but actually when you look at it for example vitamin k they've never been able to like kill a lab rat with a high enough dose vitamin e even though it's fat soluble it can actually become water soluble if there's an excess of it.

Starting point is 01:31:48 Vitamin A, like, you have to eat like a horrific amount of liver that is impossible and improbable to actually get toxic levels. So with supplements with D and A, yeah, you can get toxic levels. But, dude, like last week, not this winter that passed, but the previous year, I took like three million international units of vitamin D. I was like, slathering it on my body. I was like, you know, it was in MCT oil. So very clean product, just MCT oil.

Starting point is 01:32:17 So like, you know, like multiple times a day. And dude, I didn't get a sniffle that whole winter, right? So I'm still alive. There is like there is potential risks. That's why you never want to like go crazy. I was just experimenting on myself so my clients don't have to and stuff. But dude, yeah, it's definitely like I've seen the smear campaigns about vitamins. But the caveat is most of the things, if you go to like a grocery store,

Starting point is 01:32:44 never buy anything in a grocery store like if you go to like the regular brands that come up on iherb let's say you know the they have a few iherb bones a few of those companies but most like most of those you start looking at the ingredients you know we have silicon dioxide

Starting point is 01:33:01 bunch of like other fillers and crap then a lot of the time they're going to give you like a suboptimal form of the vitamin or the mineral right so for example magnesium it could be magnesium oxide you know that's a really crappy form of it calcium carbonate which is just chalk so they're good at marketing

Starting point is 01:33:18 they're good at packaging it but then they're setting you really dirt cheap stuff that cost them scents and then you know it costs you like $10, $15, $20 and it costs them literally cents to actually fill that bottle with that product so you just

Starting point is 01:33:32 have to be really smart and careful and not allow the marketing of the supplement sort of companies hoodwink you because it's pretty not that it's unregulated it's pretty regulated when you kind of actually if you want to do things right but like it's the marketing side of things is a um it's like a cowboy land like they can say a bunch of stuff they can be really convincing

Starting point is 01:33:54 like a client will give me a product that they're taking $100 a month I'm like reading this page of the marketing page I'm like dude I want to buy this thing this thing sounds awesome but I never will because it's I can see through it but I can feel myself getting formal I'm not getting this amazing seaweed extract from the middle of you know the Pacific Ocean that's going to restore my glyco calyx of my endothelial tissue. It comes up with this stuff, you know? Is it patented glyco calyx? Is the issue that it's harmful or that it's typically not like in those forms bioavailable?

Starting point is 01:34:30 Or it's less bioavailable? Which are you saying? Yeah, a lot of them are like not ideal in terms of like the actual form of like the mineral. There's like several different types of like, let's say zinc, magnesium. the vitamins, let's say, so for example, some vitamins, you know, you have B1, it's like thiamine, mononitrate, hydrochloride, bentfotiamin, subitiamin, so there's a much of different ones, they have good and bad aspects to them, like in terms of price quality, absorbability. So there's actually like a lot to know, and what I see is a lot of manufacturers or a lot of

Starting point is 01:35:06 even like, like kind of, you know, influencers and stuff, what they do is they go. to a manufacturer, they pick a stock formula, they just slap their own cool branding on it, and they don't actually put much thought into the product. So there's a lot of stuff that is really just pretty crappy, but because of the marketing, the influencer pushing it, they can command the high price when you're actually not really getting all that much usable nutrition. But the other thing, to the more purest people that say all these things are synthetic, that's like toxic.

Starting point is 01:35:39 The thing is, when you take, let's say, an herb, and it has like hundreds of different chemicals and sort of compounds and vital chemicals, as they call them, you're taking chemicals that were synthesized by a plant. And some of those exact same chemicals, the exact same formula, can be synthesized in a lab. Now, obviously, there's some nefarious ways they can do it, some kind of less savory, cleaner and dirtier ways to do it. But at the end of the day, that thing, if it's the exact identical molecule to something found in a plant, we'll have the same effect, you know, largely. Can I just give you context, too? You said you had like a million IU of vitamin D over a winter. The Institute of Medicine or the National Academy of Medicine recommends 600 IU a day. So he had a million over a winter.

Starting point is 01:36:29 I think it's 400, but there was a paper where there was one paper that there was one paper that, based, I think it was from Sweden or one of those Scandinavian countries where they said that due to some statistical sort of anomaly in the research, they could have like maybe underestimated that by like

Starting point is 01:36:50 a tenfold, right? So when you kind of dig into it, I think yeah, I don't anything by the institute of this that, you know, the NIH, anything they recommend. When you think about it this way, like the RDAs,

Starting point is 01:37:06 for a lot of these nutrients, let's say copper, it's like 0.6 or 0.9 milligrams a day, zinc. For a guy's, like, I think they revised it down from 15 to maybe 13. Dude, like, those RDAs, who in their right mind thinks that they're designed for a human being that's optimally healthy? Like a bunch of these, like, for example, when I was writing my last book, I looked at how they came up with the RDA for vitamin E. apparently it was the amount required to prevent like people with like hemolytic anemia from like having like horrific um health complications they decided that's the right amount right so that's not exactly you know designed for optimal health so anyway when you look at the rda's when somebody tracks their diet in an app like chronometer for a week and they see how woefully short they come

Starting point is 01:38:04 up for most of their RDAs which are designed to keep a factory worker from keeling over on the factory floor right to keep the slaves operating the machinery without dying and falling off on the side of the street and collapse you're saying the bare minimum right like the bare minimum yeah dude we are not yeah like most of us even myself included like because I have you know on occasion I will track my diet once in a while and I'll see like even I can't meet my RDAs and my RDAs like are like remember the this is the government tells me what I need as a bare minimum the government clearly the government probably wants me to eat the bare minimum without dying so I can keep you know you know paying for stuff but um so point is I don't

Starting point is 01:38:46 personally I know there's a lot of like purists out there and some of them are like my my buddies or kind of know them and stuff they have their own views and I completely respect a lot of those folks um but my my personal opinion is in this day and age if you don't supplement the diet intelligently, you are screwed with a capital F. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Okay. Last two questions, man.

Starting point is 01:39:10 One, have they ever isolate a virus? No, I don't think they have, dude. I don't think they have. I've been telling these motherfuckers. But let me ask you, why are kids being vaccinated? for bacterial things now. Did you see this? Some of those vaccines are for bacterial things.

Starting point is 01:39:37 Yeah, I mean, I have a cousin who's pregnant, and everyone's telling her not to take these shots, and she doesn't know what to do. I'm going to call her up and be like, listen, you're my blood, your mother, your cousins, you're our blood. You know who's going to, you know what doctor's going to deliver your baby? You don't even know their fucking names. I don't make a dollar off of what's going to happen right now.

Starting point is 01:40:00 don't vaccinate these kids i'm just telling you and i'm losing that battle in my own personal life i'm just going to be honest with you sometimes a man is not the king of his castle yeah but kids have always gotten like tetanus shots that's that's bacterial right apparently yeah dude quick sorry i probably shouldn't be sharing this but um a few uh weeks ago my wife terrible time for my wife to be away

Starting point is 01:40:30 but she was away and I was out with my kid and we have a dog so she's like very like you know comfortable with dogs

Starting point is 01:40:37 and stuff but one of my neighbor's dogs she was like getting crazy in her face and like

Starting point is 01:40:44 putting her face so the dog just got scared just kind nipped her like just bit her a little bit

Starting point is 01:40:50 just on the lip caught her on the lip dude but like it just dude it was blood everywhere

Starting point is 01:40:56 like my wife came back a few days later it was like blood on the stairs I thought I clean all the blood off the stairs and like the outside you know the entree whatever my wife's like what is this is dry blood I'm like everything is fine but um so I um I kind of disinfecting her lip you know brought her home disinfecting the lip and stuff and dude that those moments like if you don't like if you're not convinced in your position you were like second-guessing yourself like crazy like what if it gets infected like you know what if i'm like a

Starting point is 01:41:35 horrible parent if because i don't like take it to the emergency room and get a tetanus shot you know what if all like so they know that these are the doubts especially when you're pregnant and all the hormones are like up in the air especially when you're pregnant or postpartum which is even more sort of stressful because now you're a little kid you got to keep alive at least the body was keeping it alive before now you're responsible so they're so good at like like gilding the crap out of you. I remember when my, when my wife was pregnant, they do the smear test where they

Starting point is 01:42:03 basically like swab your vagina and your anus, like they're just like and they like, was it streptococcus or one of those bacteria and they don't look at quantitatively, like how much they found or is it from the anus or the vagina? They just look, is it a positive? Yes, no. Like a COVID test, whatever.

Starting point is 01:42:20 So she she was positive and she told me and we were planning a home birth and we did a home birth, you know, and everything. thank God went well but she told me in case because you have to have a plan in case you want to go to the hospital

Starting point is 01:42:33 she said okay if we have to go to the hospital can you please like doctor the thing to say that the test was negative so we don't have to have the conversation of refusing that the IV antibiotics

Starting point is 01:42:47 that they kind of have you do when you test positive for that like I told her like listen don't worry if it ever happens I'm going to be like strongly refusing intervention you know as much as you know within reason that we don't need uh but like that's kind of the level

Starting point is 01:43:03 of fear that they put into women and we were like super away from the whole system you imagine if you're in california and you're dealing with that the medical system and those brainwashed doctors and how good they are like throwing their weight and their medical degree at you and they're sort of their status and their god complex and of course i understand why so many women and parents i remember another friend of mine they were like they had a 14-hour labor they were exhausted with his wife and then in the end they convinced him to do the vitamin k shot you know and like he was like years later he told me about this he's like feeding this immense guilt that he didn't have the strength to refuse that but i told him like man dude 14 hours

Starting point is 01:43:44 overnight awake stress like they wore you down you know they wore you down because they're like changing shift suit you know they tag team in you like you know tag one guy you know it's pretty messed up cost more and it's faster to get a C-section. She don't have to sit there. And a lot more money. She don't have to sit there for 14 hours, 20 hours when she can just get a C-section. Quick in and out.

Starting point is 01:44:05 And a lot more cash, man. Yeah, a lot more cash on their side. So why not? Why not scare them and then tell them that they need an effort? Everything's about money. And then they tell you, if you've done one, you have to continue doing them. But I've had clients that have did it the first time, the C-section. And then they actually had a natural home birth or hospital birth with after a C-section

Starting point is 01:44:25 vaginally. It's crazy. That's another lie. how much they trust these doctors it's just crazy to me final question nicotine good or bad I think I think it's

Starting point is 01:44:36 it's on the spectrum of good yes how far how far that's it that's it let's just say I had to stop Euro trash Johnny shut up

Starting point is 01:44:47 let's just say I had to stop ordering you know the hape rapae from South America that's like the the wild tobacco that they kind of make a snuff out of that with some herbs. At one point I had to like stop buying it from this company in Amsterdam. They get these great ones where you know the shaman and the village they're from and how they make it.

Starting point is 01:45:11 They buy it and they support them there and they help them like plant, you know, vines and stuff, ayahuasca and whatever. So I would like, dude, I'll be buying it every month like several packs and it was awesome. But I had to stop because like that's that addictive personality. So if you can if you can like Keep it like Moderate That's what I'm doing with my day Yeah that's the name of your game

Starting point is 01:45:31 It's moderation Everybody's known you for your moderation Throughout your life Well Johnny I'm working on it Progress is not perfection you asshole And I gotta give it to him He's at three He stays at three

Starting point is 01:45:41 Three milligrams Yeah I'm at six Oh okay Yeah I'm at six I'm at six How many milligrams per hit though I don't know Six

Starting point is 01:45:52 Six That's fine her house. Thank you. 36 milligrams a day. Tell day to that. I mean, I mean, I know nicotine gum comes at like one, two, and four milligrams. So to quit smoking, you probably like, you need, I don't know, 10 of those.

Starting point is 01:46:06 I guess, yeah. I do you, man. Like, you can't be off everything. My moderation now is much slower, a lot less at night. So I don't go to bed. Hyped up by nicotine. Oh, does it make it hard to sleep? No, it's just like I wake up the next morning.

Starting point is 01:46:20 I can feel it. So I just want to like. I hangover or you just didn't sleep well? I just like I can feel it in my throat. If I overdo it, I can tell. Like, it's just banging them. But anyways, Christian, this has been an all-time banger, dude. This has been one of the best episodes we've ever done.

Starting point is 01:46:38 Thank you so much. One more time, please tell us where they could. Please tell the listeners where they can find you. Thank you so much, guys. I really enjoyed it. Yeah, so live longerformula.com. There's a free masterclass, seven deadly health fads. You know, why, learn why low-carb diets and fasting and fish oil are bad for you.

Starting point is 01:46:58 Boosting nitric oxide is bad for you and a few other things that's free. And then if you need help with your health, you'll be able to, you know, get in touch with me and book a call if you need it. I got to hit you up, dude. You got to get that 180. I got to get the 185. Just don't take away five pounds for me. Sam, Sam, I was saying to Dana, you know, a few months ago, if you want, I can send you the urine test. to your home all you have to do do morning urine just get that you know fill the

Starting point is 01:47:29 fill the cup have her like like put in the freezer freeze it whatever and then all you got to do is you know get uPS to pick it up and then i will get the data yeah you know create your protocol you will you will definitely we did it for charlie robinson uh of macro aggressions we did like a live analysis of his of his lab work it was really fun it's on my podcast Does it do testosterone? It's urinary organic acids, toxic metals, no hormones. I honestly think urinary hormones kind of like a waste of money. These tests are like $500, $700 waste of money.

Starting point is 01:48:10 This is actually finding imbalances in the body years or decades before they become a problem, truly like deficiencies of minerals, vitamins, oxidative stress, DNA damage, some of the neurotransmitters, there's some gut markers there's like 160 markers from a dude you just take a whiz in the morning freeze it and then the guy picks it up it is like couldn't be easier so sam get to it all right we'll do it christian and on my dime bro i i i didn't mean like you have to pay for it i'm gonna get it for you it's fine it's fine i'll pay for it yeah buddy we love you we appreciate great episode let's break it down all right what did you guys think actually what did you think uh it was a great one it was a great one it was a

Starting point is 01:48:52 a great one, for sure. He had me thinking I'm wondering if my mom or my aunts would have been on SSRIs back in the day. Forget what I mean? No, they're from Mexico. Are you don't think in Mexico they're giving on SSRIs? Are they? I don't know. I think it's real wide. It's a good question. You should have

Starting point is 01:49:08 asked that. That's see another great question. Why don't you ask your ninos and ninias? Why don't you ask them if they're on? That's a little one. Yeah, that's the little ones. Tios and Tias. Yeah, whoever they are. Same thing, right? dude it is all a giant mind F

Starting point is 01:49:27 it's all this stuff is how do you know what to do I guess just listen to Christian you're not off I think the key is to get off everything synthetic I think it's to get off everything's since God as you have the nicotine hiccups

Starting point is 01:49:43 Is that a new thing? Did he create the nicotine hiccups? Well apparently it's a known side of it because people in the comments were like yeah that's a thing but I didn't never hurt it until he starts squeak we call it the squeaks on broken i'm the face of nicotine hiccups and heavy legs the nick squeaks we call it hey guys by the way just so you know dedicate to lose losing weight i decided not to drink a soda for lunch nice congratulations sam just nothing just nothing just nothing just nothing just said nothing it's soda or nothing i just love i mean that will probably be the hardest vice to give

Starting point is 01:50:20 Really? I love coke. There's so many good alternatives now that we'd like natural... I love the taste of coke. Yeah, I like diet coke. You tried that, the poppies, you know, the little... Opiates? No.

Starting point is 01:50:35 Have we been banging fentanyl? There's these, like, carbonated, like, little soda wannabe poppy things, and they're all over, all the females have them, they're supposed to be healthier soda pop. By anything, I see all the females having, I'm immediately skeptical of, like, what have they? Well, wait until we find out what's wrong with White Claw. Yeah, yeah. Dude, it's everywhere, isn't it? It's crazy.

Starting point is 01:50:56 I come home the other day, my refrigerator is just half full with White Claw. I was like, what are we doing here? I was like, I had some people over. We should ask Christian about White Claw. What's in it? It's probably like estrogen and SSRI. It's killing birds. Cocaine.

Starting point is 01:51:11 The birds are gay now. Guys who drink it just go power bottom. It reminded me of that story you used to bring up about the guy who was sued the pharma company because he took a Parkinson's medication that made him have a crippling gambling addiction. He gambled his entire life savings

Starting point is 01:51:29 and then he could not stop blowing dudes suddenly. He's straight guy. Or that's the guy that knocked his head in England and he woke up gay and he's like, I'm just a cock zombie now. Similar. Didn't he win that lawsuit? I don't know about that. I looked it up the other day

Starting point is 01:51:45 and I couldn't find any information. There are medications. that say side effect is gambling. I think I know, I'm not going to say their name, but I think that happened to somebody where they started just gambling a lot. Anything messes with your brain? My grandma had like a brain bleed for a bit.

Starting point is 01:52:04 She's fine now, but, and it made her disinhibited. I don't even know what that means. Light lowered your inhibitions. So when she's going out in public just hitting on like every guy. Oh, really? Your grandma was slinging it? No, she's always been like outgoing, I'll say.

Starting point is 01:52:18 Dude, you're coming home. There's just dudes hanging out in the living room. You're like, Grandma! I mean, it wasn't far off. Like, it was a thing for a while. Driving Ms. Woodard? Is that what's going to be next? No, no, no.

Starting point is 01:52:30 It's not her surname. But in her late 70s, like, and she's very youthful. And it was known, like, in the medication, like it was... No, it wasn't mad. She had a brain bleed, like a, you know... Oh, and it's just triggered it to be... What do they call it? Oh, wow.

Starting point is 01:52:43 So hold on, the brain bleed caused it or the medication? It was like a stroke, basically. like about a weird but it hit the area where she's just like in that part i don't care tit sun's out tit's out yeah was like cursing like and she's always cursed a little for an older person why do i feel a couple m bombs came out a couple of them no she's not like that no but that's that's the other that's the other half of my family truly but uh no she was yeah it was strange man it was strange yeah dude that's got to be weird when you see your grandma just hitting on dudes it was that's got be traumatizing.

Starting point is 01:53:17 It's not comfortable. Grandma, that's my friend, and he needs it. She'd always dated young, too. Like, she married a guy when she was in her 60s, who was maybe 40,

Starting point is 01:53:27 like 20 years younger than her, and moved to England with him and lived there for decades. And, yeah, so she's, like, her on a 10 is not far from you, probably. I mean, like,

Starting point is 01:53:38 just getting crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Even her sevens. Yeah. GILVs. Love Gilves. You think she,

Starting point is 01:53:46 Sam, I would have had a chance. No. How much would that affect the show if I was just banging Johnny's grandma? Johnny, what? We could still work together. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

Starting point is 01:54:01 You know, he mentioned psychological research, and I was thinking about, I remember, because we're both psych majors. Both of us, right? Yeah. What a giant waste that one. Oh, a huge waste of time. But I remember, remember reading about all the research they did in just how inhumane it was, like all the

Starting point is 01:54:18 experiments, the early, like psychology is built on just human suffering. All the, you know, the Scientologists are partly right about that. The early psych experiments where we learned a lot of what we know about no, quote unquote, about psychology, was just cruel. Just cruel

Starting point is 01:54:34 shit where they tortured people. Yeah, they literally use human beings as guinea pigs in the worst experiments possible. For a whole century. And then everyone's like, just trust the science you're like you know it comes from torture right animals humans like it's just gross dude like we did something on doom scrolling where they want to see these people at

Starting point is 01:54:59 the university of i don't know i want to say iowa sure allegedly um whatever we got to say it idaho whatever i think it's iowa some damn please but they they took orphans dude and half the orphans had stuttering problems, the other ones didn't, and they wanted to see if they can convince the non-stutterers to start stuttering, stuttering, like I did right there, right? Is that crazy? I, you know, I started- That's how dark it got. I started stuttering on purpose, because I watched letter.

Starting point is 01:55:34 You get chicks? No, I watched Letterman religiously, and that was kind of part of who's like, oh, yeah, yeah, but, you know, that thing? And so I started doing that on purpose, and it became, like, a speech impediment for me as a kid. oh my god that's how much i loved letterman he gave me a stammer for a while when uh eastbound and down came out i just couldn't stop talking like him dana's like please stop trying to act like you're in eastbound and down let me hear your kitty powers i i can't do it anymore okay wait just the southern accent like just like shit talk and

Starting point is 01:56:04 southern accent oh he's so funny man dan that's my favorite the first season is my favorite season don't know if i've laughed harder of of any sitcom ever Another thing I want to say too I remember I was 14, 7th grade I was dating a girl in maybe 8th or 9th grade and she was 15 probably How old are you?

Starting point is 01:56:26 14 and Johnny, nice But here's it Okay so I was I saw this round case of pills And I was like What is this you know

Starting point is 01:56:37 And her mom happened to be in their room And they both got It was birth control obviously And I didn't know what it was At 15 Yeah, and what it was is they gave it to her because she was having really bad periods, and they gave it to her at 15. So she'd stop having periods.

Starting point is 01:56:52 Well, so they would be milder. It wasn't enough to stop her period, but at 15. I pray to God. I was dating some chick. Same thing. Her mom gave her birth control, not to like, I'm in my head. I'm like, oh, man, we're going to bone sooner than later. Yeah, I was like, it's in her head already.

Starting point is 01:57:07 It was for her acne. She had bad acne, and supposedly, when you start getting your period, it gives you really bad acne. When I first moved to LA, I had, I get giant, like, welts of acne on my neck. Oh, I remember you have a big waltz. And then for some reason, it just stopped. And I was, like, so blessed. I also stopped drinking, like, I would get giant Starbucks with all the syrup in it. And I think that was causing me to have, like, weird breakouts.

Starting point is 01:57:35 Because you got to think about it, when you have a kid in your head, kid has that bad acne, you'll do anything to make it go away because your kid. I use that, what is that called that stuff you put? Clear so? No, what's the new one? Proactive. Well, dude, when I was in middle school, at my school, the cool kids in middle school, not in high school, but in middle school, the cool kids did band because the poor kids had to do chorus because they couldn't afford instruments. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:58:02 So it was this weird thing where everybody wanted to do band. So the white kids went to band and the black kids went to chorus. You got it. And we didn't have a lot of Mexicans. Not back then. now we do. Now they're everywhere. They're like rabbits.

Starting point is 01:58:15 I just got the worst. I got the worst acne. And it ruined like a solid year of my middle school, dude. And what I figured out was the mouthpieces on trombones are made out of nickel. And I'm allergic to nickel. And it was giving me terrible. And so I switched to plastic. I glow up, immediate glow up, dude.

Starting point is 01:58:34 And that's when you start pounding your teachers. You got it, Russ. You got it. Get it going. Johnny would have been one of those kids that get caught now with the teachers. Yeah, we had it. I sent you guys, you and Howie, like every year I was in school, we had at least

Starting point is 01:58:47 want to get busted, a teacher. And a couple of them got married, married the students later. Yeah, they had to, so they didn't go to jail. No, they're still together, bro. No, this wasn't, this was after. Imagine? Yeah. No, I'm not going to say that because I'm sure there's people to listen,

Starting point is 01:59:00 but it'd be interesting to marry the person from high school, and that's it. I mean, dude, I watched. Like your high school sweetheart? Yeah, but I. It's just interesting to me because I have friends of mine who I know have been in long relationships and they're like, am I missing out? As a guy that did that to the max, you're not missing out.

Starting point is 01:59:23 In the time, it seems like it's the greatest thing ever. I've been saying this on every show I can. It is easier than ever to get laid. It's harder than ever to get out of it. Right, but you aren't you the one who's talking to everybody about settling down and how that's a fulfilling life. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It is.

Starting point is 01:59:42 Okay. I thought you were saying you. Because I had that reaction, go, God, because you imagine marrying your high school sweeter. Then I kind of thought, you know, like, if you look at all my friends who got canceled, right, they were the guys that were going around and just banging everything. Gotcha. Then the guys who didn't didn't get canceled because they weren't chasing skirts and putting

Starting point is 02:00:05 themselves in bad situations. It makes me think of Woody Allen just did Bill. Marr's podcast, and he talks about, he's been with Sunni for 35 years now, dude. And he says they still have every meal together. There's not a moment. They're like John and Yoka. Like, they're just inseparable throughout the day. Yeah, he's an interesting one because we've done that show. Johnny thinks he got framed based on the show that we did. So do you. I think he got framed. And it's hard because you want to be like, you know, because you have Candace Owens defending, you know. Harvey. Harvey. Harvey.

Starting point is 02:00:39 Weinstein and you just talk to a lot of people. They're like, I knew him. He was fucking a scumbag. Weinstein. Weinstein, right? But then you get it, because there's always that picture of adult Woody Allen with that tiny Asian chick and everyone thinks that's the same too. It's not. It's his daughter with Sunyi.

Starting point is 02:00:59 Yeah. That's his actual daughter. His actual daughter. Yeah. And they just want to run with it because he looks like a fucking perv. And you have his own children who were. in the house at the time. He never lived as a father

Starting point is 02:01:13 with Sunni, never lived with her, barely had met her until she was basically grown. Hey, real quick Oh, go ahead. Yeah, well, I was just going to say, but the kids that he did have all came out, like Moses Farrow came out and said their mother was abusive and she was the one that was crazy. I mean, it's getting crazier and crazier.

Starting point is 02:01:30 Go to samtribbley.com, grab the, go to events. Chicago is this week. Ventura is coming up. Tim Follhard comedy is going to be in Tulsa, going to be in Oklahoma City, going to be awesome. Grab your tickets. Let's pack it out.

Starting point is 02:01:46 These shows are selling out there. It has nothing to do with me, but it's packed out. Then I'm going to be at Skank Fest, November 14th through the 16th. Then the big show, well, two big shows at the end of the year. We're going to have Austin at the mothership. And then the Tim Follah Comedy Night is going to be live November 21st at the Virgin Hotel. We're going to be in that like the X-Ford room or whatever, Oxford room or something like that. Really nice room.

Starting point is 02:02:15 We're going to do a big show. And then Sunday night, we're going to the football game. I'm trying to get five tickets, all of us together, plus Tino. So good luck on getting that, but I'm going to try. And then Minneapolis. I think maybe wait until the Raiders lose their first couple of games. Yeah, then we'll go down to the next one. Minneapolis on December 11th through the 13th

Starting point is 02:02:39 and then I am bringing in a new year with my good friend and soon to be yours Michael Rominelli at the Dojo Comedy. Joining me that night is Robbie the Fire Bernstein and Shane Cashman are both going up doing stand-up at both shows

Starting point is 02:02:58 so it will be a good time. Today, just today I put up five episodes. That's crazy. from late last night to this morning five episodes dooms growing broken sim cash daddy's tinfall hat and whatever this is with the with uh austin bickard and um brad binkley go down um premium contents on fire curt and sam experiment number one people loved it is that what you call it yeah i like that the curtain sam experiment uh that's that's crushing it three episodes a week on there i'm also

Starting point is 02:03:34 putting two episodes two of those episodes on Rockvin and you can find me on locals on Rumble one episode and substack one episode cash that he's talk about it Johnny. Yeah how he has found a way and yet another market

Starting point is 02:03:50 downturn to profit very good week for Howie Howie is incredible so he's still putting the tickers in there but I guess I don't know what I'm talking about so we'll just leave it at that we'll just leave it at that

Starting point is 02:04:06 I mean the guy loves to give it away I mean it's like unbelievable it's okay if he's telling when he's selling I guess I don't think he should put any I mean he should tease it like you won't believe this pick yeah guess what I sold that

Starting point is 02:04:23 can we do that can you talk to him don't put any tickers in the name you remember your thing about him right yeah he's an idiot Savat heavy on the idiot Yes, yes. Look at this. Go back.

Starting point is 02:04:37 I mean, what are we doing here? Dollar cost averaging on September 19. If you want to play long at home, it's QQQ puts. Yeah. Well, yeah, to be fair, that's from the 28th, but he shouldn't have done it back then. He should have done it. Dude, you're acting like that was three years ago.

Starting point is 02:04:51 That was last week. Okay, go back. I just, I can't win. Come on, Howie. Come on, go back down. Chaos Twins. I'm so excited, dude. the episode is being colored right now and i don't say i guess i guess i guess everybody that uh we're

Starting point is 02:05:12 going to start figuring out this animation coming so grab your chaos twins issue number two and then dude yeah some great obviously christian is there the live longer formula sign up for that he's a big supporter of the show and he crushed it today so if you enjoy what he said i'm gonna hit him up on some stuff as well. I'll go back. And then, then chemical free body. That's why I do it every day. Chemical free body. I take my supplements. I didn't do it today and I'm feeling it. Probably do it after this because the guest is a little late. Yeah, man, I take chemical free body every day. I feel great. And we're just going to keep banging it out, man. Anything you need. I also take his

Starting point is 02:06:00 Here, where is it? Not bacteria. Parasites. Gets rid of parasites. I take that as well. Feeling better. Loving it. And then just everything on the website, social media.

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Starting point is 02:06:50 Hit that light button. Go check out my podcast. She marks a spot on YouTube. Please. Yeah, come check me out on Twitter. I'm arguing all the time with people. on there at Johnny Woodard and then Broken Sim is out watch it please please watch it and guys back to Christian Harlawyerloff uh I know a tracking Christian you're Donoff you're Donoff um I mean dude like how deep

Starting point is 02:07:15 how deep does the deception go oh it's the deep you know like what are your thoughts on the fasting thing Johnny well I you know it correlates with he was really ahead of it on that it correlates a lot of the people that were really into fasting have stopped doing it that I knew of and their reasoning is not quite as extreme as you know the downsides aren't as extreme as what Christian was saying

Starting point is 02:07:39 but they're saying that the benefits aren't really triggered at anything sane like it's we're talking like days of fasting required to get you to the autophaggy Bennett Otto faggot what did he say?

Starting point is 02:07:54 I don't know this guy's got so much beep in the do it's unbelievable. Is that what he said? A auto fagggett? There's so much auto faggin up there. I had a friend who tried to do that to himself. By the way, your friend is every guy you know has tried one time. See if you're in Cousone Dick.

Starting point is 02:08:13 That was like one of the greatest urban legends was like it was always somebody different depending on your generation. But for mine, it was Marilyn Manson. We had a rib removed. No, but Ron Jeremy could do it and Joe Rogan says he can do it. No, but remember there was the urban legend. And look how thick Joe Rogan is for him to be able to fold. That's crazy. And you got to be super hung to do it.

Starting point is 02:08:32 You got Johnny to put his mouth with his foot where... Yeah, Johnny is weird. He's limber in some ways. But what I was going to say, everybody has that urban legend where somebody got a rib removed, you know, celebrity, so they could do that. It was Marilyn Manson for me. I don't know who would have been for your... Do you remember? Well, our urban legend was Ron Stewart drank so much man sauce.

Starting point is 02:08:52 They had to go to jail. Yeah, we had... That was before Bukaki porn. And we realized that's not possible. Mine was Alanis Morissette, was my generation's version of that one. What, she took out rib to go down on herself? No, no.

Starting point is 02:09:04 The jizz backstage giz thing. Oh, yeah. Like, a lot ofsmore set after a show was just going off on a bunch of dudes? Yeah, dude, yeah. Was that the VIP ticket at her show? Come to concert, sit close, and get sucked off by a lot more as that, allegedly. Might be worth it. Well, I would buy that ticket.

Starting point is 02:09:20 You want to be in front of the line, obviously, but. Those Canadian chicks are freaks. All right, guys. I thought it was a great episode. Yeah. And I enjoy these highlights. Here's a clip from the latest broken sim. Did you see this story that there was a hot mic that picked up Putin and she talking about organ transplants and immortality?

Starting point is 02:09:39 Yeah, well, these guys all know what and all know that they're going to go to a special warm place where pineapples will be inserted in orifices. I believe that, too. That's why they don't want to die because they don't want to get hot, hot, hot pineapples in their hot, ha, ha, holes. Putin's translator is heard saying in Chinese biotechnology is continuously developing, and then the translator adds, human organs can be continuously transplanted. The longer you live, the younger you become, and you can even achieve immortality. Who wants that? Johnny does.

Starting point is 02:10:13 Like Johnny, Xi Jinping and Putin all want to live forever. What are you running from, Johnny? Some predict that in this century humans may live to 150 years old. Well, in the Bible, you salute the 400 years old. Oh, Methuselah was much older than that, what, 900? Yeah, 900, dude. Oh, Chattie, you'd love to live to 900. That's $9.69.

Starting point is 02:10:34 Well, I mean, if it's in the Bible, why not? Sam, it's nothing wrong with that. Because I do not want to live to 900 years old. Yeah, but that's more about you, Ben, about me, I think. No, it's just I'm 50 and I'm tired all the time. I can't imagine what 900 feels like. That's what I'm saying. But once you had the kids out of the house, you're going to, you'll get that

Starting point is 02:10:54 some energy back and like a lust for life again once the kids are out of the house daddy's going to costa rica and you'll never hear for me again i'm going to use burner phones to talk to my kids what number is this dad don't worry about it don't want him to find you with your mother don't want to find you and ask for money and stuff i'm just going to be on the route again you like i gave you the wise wolf gold don't don't call me leave me alone I gave you me pot of gold Putin was asked about that He said I think when we went to the parade

Starting point is 02:11:30 The chairman talked about it He tried to push it off on she He said modern means of health improvement Medical means even surgical ones Related to organ transplant They allow humanity to hope that active life Will continue differently than it does today I'm sorry I'm out

Starting point is 02:11:46 That's weird Go right brand new hip Oh yeah he'd hook me up with a brand new hip Oh yeah he'd hook me up with a brand new hip you know i'm all they're gonna you're gonna be it's gonna be like you're a car you know and and you can replace any part you want yeah i don't know i just want to replace my hip that's it well okay so have you ever heard of the uh ship of theseus paradox do you know about this oh i'll talk about it all time well you may you may have heard about it maybe just don't know by the name but it's like okay

Starting point is 02:12:16 so what if you have a ship a boat a lot of end bombs in the comments section just telling you right now. I wish you can see it. You have a ship, right? And you repair it. Which means I'm rock hard right now. You repair this boat over the years. And at some point, more of it has been replaced with new parts than is the original boat. And then eventually it's all been replaced. Is that the same? Yeah. That's called the real housewives of Orange County. It's the same thing. Is that the same ship, though? Or is that a different ship? It still goes by the same name. But is that the same boat to you because you get how this applies to your body right is that if you replace all the parts is that still you yeah yeah it is you have the skin around it so you're still the same person oh wait so most people think that the seat of consciousness is in the brain but you're saying it's in the skin that's a i'm saying okay if you have a car and you replace the engine it's still the same car okay i buy that sure uh now to me if you're going to uh if you're going to uh if you're going to give

Starting point is 02:13:22 me some kind of eternal life situation it has to include at least the main bits of my brain have to be in there if not it's not me yeah johnny will you uh will you're uh if you replace everything will you still be not liking pooping oh i love a good one i just don't i well now that i started having coffee every day it's much more regular you've been blown it out good for you johnny blow it out just daily or every other day yeah i love a good blowout i wouldn't say i love johnny a lot of people think you're a lizard a lot of people talking about you got a reptilian tendencies it's when you when you're in the comments it's just like uh all right i'll stop commenting johnny this is pay pigs how are we supposed to get that pay

Starting point is 02:14:07 yeah these aren't even these aren't even pigs that are paying yeah pigs free pigs we got to make guys we're gonna we're gonna bend over for you you got to at least throw up two dollars we're if you're gonna massage our magic holes john i just started watching wednesday last night which i was really amazed because i went to netflix and it wasn't even top 10 show on netflix oh really because it just came back yeah it's very weird i was like how is this not top 10 and it's just like Hollywood can't stop having anorexic chicks beating everybody up.

Starting point is 02:14:46 It's unbelievable to me. Oh, is she fight? Because my girl loves that show. Does she fight? Everybody. She physically, I thought it was just the like she uses a word.

Starting point is 02:14:56 She had a grown man to the head out of nowhere. I mean, she is like magic or something, right? I don't know. I don't think she does math. Maybe she does magic. I thought it was like Mary Potter.

Starting point is 02:15:07 Is it good? What's his thing? Heyley Joe what's his name the actor Joel osment yeah he's in it for I couldn't believe how small his role was I'm like why are you taking this well there are a lot of I mean there are a lot of actors in that like uh the original Wednesday adams whatever to hell her name is big forehead lady is in it apparently yeah yeah I mean it's it's all a cult dark magic in that show it's very weird it's like we are in the satanic season you know it's it's so weird so right now johnny the epstein victims have all come together

Starting point is 02:15:46 and there's guy named mike tracy you've heard me complain about him before and he's like heckling them at their at their at their press conference saying basically that that that virginia chick was a fraud that she had lied that that they're all being BS and he brought up this i can't say because we're on youtube but panic panic panic panic Do you know what I'm saying? Panic. Yes, I do. Okay.

Starting point is 02:16:14 And he's trying to make it something. And it's like it's the weirdest thing I've ever seen somebody that is the hill you want to die on. It is strange. I mean, I guess when you question everything, you sometimes question the wrong things, you know. But listen, like his notion is that people are making this up. That there's this giant like sciop going on. all everyone who you know what I'm saying and it's like how many things you have to list that were 100% proven true it's crazy how many times and what and what they've all just

Starting point is 02:16:51 colluded to be heard like behind the scene you know on like hidden camera to say that there's what he's basically saying is that two people were convicted in two different courts in two different states were complete frauds yeah that geoffrey absin's conviction and uh uh jislay jizz lane jizz lane her conviction was all b s i mean it's the dumbest thing it's the dumbest hill to die on by the way when i saw that interview with her brother i realized i had never heard anybody say her name properly up to that point because have you have you heard the what galan galan yes uh galan was is in a jail having a very difficult time right now i mean those are rich people do so she so she can go work at jamba juice on the weekends they're so rich

Starting point is 02:17:40 I've already said this on the show, but you know you're getting old when all the songs that you do drugs to, used to do drugs to, are being played at Jamba Juice by kids are running around. That's how you know you're getting old when your drug songs are corporate songs. Pretty soon you're going to go into the elevator, they're going to be playing Metallica. Oh, that's a sad day. We're truly old when they're playing Metallica. In an elevator? Yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, it's funny.

Starting point is 02:18:10 like what is does oldies do you know does oldies radio still play like the 60s and stuff you know working my way back to you babe or is it is it like the 70s 80s 90s now you know when you go to classic rock it includes the 70s 80s and 90s now like you could hear like um rolling stones followed by nirvana nirvana is the number one and then a little bit of beastie boys makes it in it's very weird really yeah beastie boys are on oldies radio classic rock radio yeah yeah That's still strange. I'm a sabotage. Yeah, I hear it all the time.

Starting point is 02:18:44 Oh, that's a great song. Yeah, it's a great song to karaoke too. Yes, yes, it is. Yeah, I want to honor someone right now. Johnny, is this going to be a moment of honor? Oh, yeah, we'll say that. It's a moment of honor. You ever have a ring of honor for the show, like people will you remember as a great question?

Starting point is 02:19:04 Well, I'll, yeah, that's a good question. Who would be the first person in a ring of honor? well it might be well is it does it have to be people is it people we just appreciate or is it people that have had something to do with the show that's the question i think it's people that have had a giant impact on the show who'd you nominate i know who i want to nominate you go first uh the atrocities chick she has to be number one has to be number one yeah and then i'm going to tell you i guess who would be number two go on the punisher yeah he was good huh yeah

Starting point is 02:19:39 Yeah, I think he made a big impact and his fat root. What is his freezer meat? His freezer meat. His freezer meat. I'll have to think about that. But yeah, this person who probably wouldn't go in the show Ring of Honor, but would certainly go in the Hollywood Ring of Honor if I was to make one. This guy, Graham Green died.

Starting point is 02:20:00 And I just was sweetened about like any time you needed an Indian in a movie, this guy would put in the best. Oh, Johnny. Yeah, I know, dude. Was he even Indian? Was he even an Indian or was he just Mexican, plain Indian? He is Canadian. What are they calling?

Starting point is 02:20:16 First Nations up there or whatever to hell? Yeah, he's a Canadian Indian. So, yeah. That's a lot of stuff going on out there. So, Johnny, have you seen this? Can I send you this? Can you put this up? This is causing a lot of chaos right now.

Starting point is 02:20:34 I'm putting in a private chair. Tatanka. Remember that? Tatanka, dude. Tatumka. Tatanka. Johnny, you know, you know, when I worked at a strip bar, me and the Black Bonds are Malik, we went up stripping one day,

Starting point is 02:20:53 and the stage names were Maverick and Tatanka. I remember that story. I didn't remember that detail, though. I'm glad to know that. Yeah, Tatanka was my stripper name. Tatanka. Tatanka. Oh, and then I just, I just.

Starting point is 02:21:09 Maybe you could be the new Indian actor. That was pretty good. My dong would be doing the chop. Did you fluff it? Did you fluff a little bit for you? I've never fluff it, dude. You're lying. What did you send me?

Starting point is 02:21:23 I didn't get anything. Just click it. I didn't get anything. I don't know what you're talking about. It's in the private chat. Oh, in the private chat. I got you. Okay.

Starting point is 02:21:31 So this is something that just happened. This gives me hope. If you'd like to hear the rest of this episode, subscribe to broken simulation in your podcasting app, or check us out at YouTube.com slash Sam Tripoli. We go deep, home, boy. Aaron, open your mind. Drink from the fountain of knowledge.

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