Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #924: Controlled Burn With Gary Faust
Episode Date: September 19, 2025In this episode of Tin Foil Hat, we are joined by special guest Gary Faust, a fearless freelance journalist who dives deeper than the mainstream and even beyond alternative reporting to expose the tru...ths traditional media won’t touch. We kick things off with Gary’s raw journey of getting sober and finding God, reflecting on the dangerous path of living fast and how faith and clarity helped him break free. Then we dig into the deep corruption and financial crimes plaguing Puerto Rico, from shady dealings to high-level coverups, including the latest chaos around Trump firing members of the Financial Oversight and Management Board (FOMB). We also explore FEMA’s controversial role and the devastation of the Texas floods, connecting the dots between disaster, mismanagement, and hidden agendas. It is an unfiltered ride through personal transformation, political intrigue, and the truth they don’t want you to hear. Please subscribe to the new Tin Foil Hat youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TinFoilHatYoutube Please check out Sam Tripoli's 3rd Crowd Work Special "Barbecued: Live From Kansas City" on Sept 20th! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwVX5MkcYR0 Grab your copy of the 2nd issue of the Chaos Twins now and join the Army Of Chaos: https://bit.ly/415fDfY Check out Sam "DoomScrollin with Sam Tripoli and Midnight Mike" Every Tuesday At 4pm pst on Youtube, X Twitter, Rumble and Rokfin! Join the WolfPack at Wise Wolf Gold and Silver and start hedging your financial position by investing in precious metals now! Go to samtripoli.gold and use the promo code "TinFoil" and we thank Tony for supporting our show. CopyMyCrypto.com: The ‘Copy my Crypto’ membership site shows you the coins that the youtuber ‘James McMahon’ personally holds - and allows you to copy him. So if you’d like to join the 1300 members who copy James, then stop what you’re doing and head over to: https://copymycrypto.com/tinfoilhat/ You’ll not only find proof of everything I’ve said - but my listeners get full access for just $1 LiveLongerFormula.com: Check out https://www.livelongerformula.com/sam — Christian is a longevity author and functional health expert who helps you fix your gut, detox, boost testosterone, and sleep better so you can thrive, not just survive. Watch his free masterclass on the 7 Deadly Health Fads, and if it clicks, book a free Metabolic Function Assessment to get to the root of your health issues. Want to see Sam Tripoli live? Get tickets at SamTripoli.com: Tulsa, Ok: Tin Foil Hat Comedy Is Headlining the Bricktown Comedy Club on Oct 10th https://bricktowntulsa.com/shows/310746 Oklahoma City, Ok: Tin Foil Hat Comedy Is Headlining the Bricktown Comedy Club on Oct 11th https://www.bricktowncomedy.com/events/112032 Austin, Tx: Headlining The Fat Man At Comedy Mothership Oct 17th-19th https://samtripoli.com/events/?paged=2 Las Vegas, NV: Tin Foil Hat Comedy Live At The Virgin Hotel Nov 21st https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/95279813/tin-foil-hat-comedy-with-sam-tripoli-and-eddie-bravo-las-vegas-24-oxford Minneapolis: Headlining The House Of Comedy Dec 11th-13th https://samtripoli.com/events/?paged=3 Morris Plains, NJ: New Year's Eve At The Dojo Of Comedy Dec 31st https://www.tiffscomedy.com/events/121228 Please check out Gary Faust's internet: Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Street_Gonzo Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/streetgonzo/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/streetgonzo Please check out Sam Tripoli's internet: Linktree: https://linktr.ee/samtripoli Please Follow Sam Tripoli's Stand Up Youtube Page: https://www.youtube.com/@SamTripoliComedy Please Follow Sam Tripoli's Comedy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samtripolicomedy/ Please Follow Sam Tripoli's Podcast Clip Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samtripolispodcastclips/ Thank you to our sponsors: HIMS: No man wants to lose his hair, but for men, it's actually very common. And now with Hims, the solution is simple. Try Hims' hair loss solutions and you'll be joining hundreds of thousands of subscribers who got their flow back. Start your free online visit today at Hims dot com slash TINFOILHAT. That's hims.com/TINFOILHAT for your personalized hair loss treatment options. Quince: Quince has closet staples you'll want to reach for over and over — like cozy Cashmere and cotton sweaters from just $50, breathable Flowknit polos, and comfortable, lightweight pants that somehow work for both weekend hangs and dressed-up dinners. Go to Quince dot com slash TINFOILHAT for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five -day returns. That's Q-U-I-N-C-E dot com slash TINFOILHAT to get free shipping and 365-day returns. Quince dot com slash
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Very excited to have our next guest on.
I've known this guy for a very long time.
And just like me, he was a wild one.
And now he's kind of got his life on track.
He's doing the Lord's work.
And I'm happy to have him on the show because he's doing.
great work please open gary fowth how are you buddy thank you for having me sam i'm actually two weeks
sober today completely oh dude welcome it's so much better people don't realize it it's just so much
better i can't express you enough how much i love being sober yeah and if you're out there struggling
i would say go to a meeting and just sit back and uh just give it a chance um it's really
amazing when you you stop shooting yourself at the foot how easy it is to walk to your dreams
people don't realize that
I was talking to somebody recently
and then I'll shut up here
but during COVID
I got sober you know
I got on the Zoom meeting that goes
every night and
I really bonded with these people
but I had so much time on my hands
I would sit down and I would write a daily
gratitude list and then I would do a daily
goals list and I had so much time I would do
a life goals and I would really
shoot for the stars like I would just
I would just put crazy shit on there
that at that point in time
didn't seem that realistic
and I can't tell you
how many of those things are now coming true
and it's basically a GPS for your life
Yeah it's manifestation right
It's manifestation the written word is manifestation
And on top of that
I always tell people when they get sober it's like
You got where you want to go
Like what are the things you want to do
It's like, you know, not having goals in your life is like getting your car and just driving somewhere.
I don't know where I'm going.
Well, you usually know where you're going when you drive.
So writing down your goals list.
And when I tell people to do, when they do their life goals, shoot for the fucking stars, dude.
Don't censor.
Don't go.
That's never going to happen.
You can say I want to be president of the United States.
That's a, there's a million things that have to happen.
You know what I've been saying lately, a kind of jokingly.
but the more I say it, the more serious I realize I am is,
I keep telling people I'm trying to save America,
which is like you're saying, shooting for the stars,
but I'm kind of starting to think that if everybody started thinking that way,
we probably would be in a lot better of a predicament.
Well, Gary, if I give you any advice as a guy who's been in recovery,
been on a spiritual journey,
you can't save anybody.
The only thing that you can do is to give them the data
and knowledge to save themselves.
So when I do a show,
a live show and people come up to me and say,
hey, man, your show saved my life.
That's worth more than gold.
Because that meant they took control of their life
and they took the steps
to change their vibrations
and the direction of the world.
So, because you can get lost.
You know what you just reminded me of was,
you were talking earlier about
the, uh, the, uh,
the ethereal wiggers that are controlling the earth.
You know,
earlier I,
I was talking to my buddy the other day,
and he was talking about,
are you familiar with Nicola Tesla's 369 rule?
Bro, all my,
all my goals and my gratitude lists are done in 369.
Nine,
nine things I'm grateful for,
nine daily goals.
And when I was doing my life goals,
which I need to get back to,
I did it in,
and I did 27 of them.
Can you give me your Sam Tripoli's synopsis of why the 369 rule works?
It's a dude, it's very complicated and I'm a retard.
But what I would tell you is that it has to do with energy and points and data.
You know, Xavier is much better explaining this.
Xavier, will you explain Tesla's 369 to everybody?
This is how we're going to do it.
Nikola Tesla was fascinated by the numbers 369,
which he called the key to the universe,
believing they held a deeper significance
to the cosmos patterns and energies.
While he didn't,
exceptfully, I don't know what that works.
Explicitly.
There we go.
A 369 theory?
I don't know if you want to keep going.
His ideas inspired the modern 369 manifestation.
See, if you see behind him,
if you go to images,
it will show you
it will show you
why these numbers matter
they're very specific numbers
Johnny do you have any clue
because you're the nerd dork
I have no idea
I don't know but it works
you know I was talking to somebody the other day
about biblical numerology
and why all these things are connected
and I don't know anything about it
I'm not saying that it's legitimate
because I haven't done my research personally on it
but I'm noticing
more and more people are starting to pick up
on things like numerology and the Bible, like very, very much so recently.
I think there's also been a rise in the attendance of Christian and Catholic churches all
across Europe.
Well, we've done an experiment since the 60s about going the opposite way of God through
this kind of astroturf movement to demonize God, and everyone realizes it doesn't work.
They're miserable.
their anxieties high, their depression's high, their angers high.
And it's something we've talked about in this show a lot,
especially the Outside Mind podcast came on.
And they were talking to us, and this is something I've been applying to my life
ever since them.
And it's really hard, and I'll get into it.
But are you aligning your free will with God's plan?
And it goes all the way back to Adam and Eve, you know,
when they decided to do their to do their what they wanted to do which is the forbidden fruit
whatever that represents um that is not aligning with god's will and i say it's all the time you know
you got these people on the progressive left trying to tell you how to live a proper life and they
all seem fucking miserable to me and so i i go well based on your actions and your behaviors and
your vibe i don't think you have any clue what happiness is and right being a fulfilled fulfilled
life so that's kind of like you know it's and i i have a buddy of mine he's such a smart
fucking guy and we were just talking about philosophy and psychology and spirituality and he brought
up the butterfly effect and it's not called the butterfly effect because he was just riffing on
it but because the butterfly reflect is like a very small thing can cause you know butterfly flap and
swing here will cause war in the middle east um
But it's this idea that, like, if you chase a butterfly, it runs away.
But if you stand still, it comes and lands on you.
And that, to me, is what it's about.
It's like the law of attraction almost.
Yes.
Also reminds me of that.
What is it from the art of war about, you know, if I just stand by the river long enough,
eventually my body.
Dude, part of me wants to get that tattooed somewhere on my body.
What is this?
if you sit by the bay of the river long enough you'll see the bodies of your enemies float by the bank of the river
yeah you sit by the bank of the river long enough you'll see the bodies of your enemies float by and it's the greatest
saying about how like you you really can't get lost in what other people think about you and you can't
wage war against other people it's an old thing in recovery which is like resentments are basically
poisoning your own well trying to get back at somebody else and uh that's kind of like the way i live
my life the most zen place you can get to is that somebody's opinion of you doesn't matter it's
none of your business like and then that sounds the most personal shit out there is that how somebody
thinks about you but in reality it's really none of your business hey you can't control it
especially when you go hey man what have i done to this fucking guy and you go nothing i've done nothing
i remember back when i was a really young comic my manager at the time met with
with this comedy booker and I forget what his name was but he was just sitting there with my
manager and he goes listen I don't care what you tell me I will never book Sam tripley or
Steve Byrne ever in any of my shows ever and I couldn't pick this guy out of a police lineup
if you held a gun to my head I couldn't tell you what he looked like I don't know who he was
I know who he is now I can't remember his name that's how inconsequential he is and everything
he touched outside of a at midnight turned to shit um he was part of the whole movement of
diversity and nerds and women and all that shit in the comedy that was a virus that destroyed
comedy uh but like i can't control that guy oh his name was bart coleman this guy named bar
colman who's a big booker for a long time told my manager my manager was quiet because you know
he's got other clients he wants to take care of he doesn't want to tell me he represents the two guys he
hates and even though one of them can't even fucking couldn't tell you what he looked like to save
his life you know i go what did i do this guy nothing and so i just i kind of started learning right
there that's just out of my hands yeah you still have a choice too you said something about
god's plan a minute ago that reminded me of something else i've been thinking a lot about lately
which is the idea of destiny versus free will and i have a theory i want to run by you it's the
idea that life is, I call it a loose script. It's kind of like a goosebumps choose your own
adventure book. I used to love those. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to tell you go to page 35 if you want
this part or page 35. Yeah. Yeah. And my idea, my theory about life is that we don't completely
have free will because there is sort of a loose outline like a like a movie script where you can
choose where you're going. So you don't, you don't choose how you're born or anything like that.
but God has a plan.
I've been believing in God a lot more since I got sober, too.
It's weird how everybody that gets sober starts believing in God a lot.
But I think that there's kind of a rough outline for what's going to occur in your life
and you can choose to make the worst of it or make the best of it.
And I'm just curious what you think about stuff like that.
You know, I do believe we're on a path, you know.
I do believe there's a little bit of decisions can send you this way or that.
that way. You know, but you are on a path and you are here to learn lessons. And when you're
done learning those lessons, you know, that's when you wrap it up. You move on. Or you move on
or you call it a day, you know, this whole notion of living forever, which Johnny wants to do.
Johnny wants to live forever. I think that's misery. I don't think we're meant to live. Again,
I'm not talking about some kind of like a head in a jar situation. I would like to live a healthy
life for as long as I possibly can. Yes, absolutely. I would like to be comfortable and healthy.
And I think that's totally natural to want to take care of your body as God commands us in the
Bible. Your body is a temple. Of course. Yeah. And your temple has COVID right now. So I don't think
you do a lot. Yeah. Wasn't it you? It was like, oh, I'm under the weather the other day when we
were recording like two. I feel great right now. I just got my Rashid Wallace jersey. I'm a fucking
styling. But I do believe in that, you know, are there like opportunities they show
up and it blows up in your face and you're just like oh the opportunity's gone my belief is that
it was never meant to happen because something bigger is about to come and you weren't meant to
get it at that moment and so i've one of the best things i ever heard was from a buddhist author
named von galt she's like one of the big people in my life who kind of got me on to the god
track it was she was like the universe warns you then it shows you
and right so we have friends of ours who have been canceled or people we know that have been canceled
I know I have a buddy of mine who someone in his family or within his family got drunk and
killed people in a car and I would tell you even though I don't know for sure but I would tell you
probably that guy have been drinking and driving a bunch of times and had a couple warnings in his life
and then bang you know the universe showed him so it's like anytime something doesn't work out
or doesn't go your way you kind of got to ask yourself what is the universe trying to teach me yeah
oh yeah I mean what's the lesson I had a heart attack when I was 29 that was when I started
trying to get sober because I was and I'm in I'm in perfect health basically which is the
craziest part I mean I just got my blood work back I'm working with this uh company called
transcend and they're trying to fix like my T levels and my cholesterol and
some other stuff because all the the drug abuse, the lack of sleep and, you know, I can make
a laundry list of issues that I was causing myself.
Yeah, we had a weird moment where you were on acid and you thought I was trying to bang
your stripper girlfriend.
It was a weird moment.
Is that what you, how you recall that?
I totally recalled that.
You had you, we were at, we were at the club in, in Houston.
I forget the secret group.
Yeah, and what's his face was there who went nuts.
me um and you were there where you're either Latino Asian stripper girlfriend and you were
an acid a Portuguese stripper girlfriend yet you know uh see this is this is how I recall this
let's let's let's submit to the the court that you were on acid and I was not I and I'm not
mad I just think it's hilarious I could I think there was wait are you talking about it
at Skank Fest?
I don't know if it was
Skank Fest, but it was one of the times
There was a time
when I was hammered at Secret Group
and I thought you were
being a dick to me and I was like,
well, fuck you. I have weird energy.
And then I saw you at Skankfest
and I was on acid and I was on mushrooms
and I was looking at you weird and you said,
hey, dude, we have a problem and I was like, yeah,
I don't like you. And you go, hey, well,
I'm sorry for whatever I did. And then we hugged it out
and I remembered thinking, whoa, dude,
That was kind of crazy.
And then we had no issue after that.
But, but yeah, it was some situation along.
It was some.
Anyways, it's not a big deal.
I just thought it was funny because now we're two sober dudes talking about God.
That's the only reason I brought it up.
I'm not holding any grudges.
How classic is that?
You know, there's so many people who make mistakes out there.
And, you know, let's talk about like Carlos Monsia, right, who just can't stop talking about how he didn't steal.
and every time he does that he resets his time clock and then there's people out there and I don't want to say their name because they've moved on who were accused of stealing because they were stealing and they've apologized for it and moved on now everyone loves them or they're at least giving them opportunities because everyone deserves a second chance and God knows I've been given second third fourth fifth infinity chances and I would like to think that the guy I am today is able to take care of a lot of.
the opportunities that have been presented to me like you know i remember i was excommunicated
for a very long time from the joe rogan experience and all i would write down is i'm going to get back
on joe rogan i'm going to get back on joe rogan and you know after uh enough time and everyone
saw that i'm not a crazy person by the way xg thanks for posting that clip where everyone says i'm on
Coke.
They're just idiots because you're just surprised about what really happened.
I almost thought about like deleting it, but you're surprised.
I do this for some reason.
I'm like, I don't know why I've never done that before, but suddenly in that clip, I just
my tongue sticks out.
And by the way, I will say this to anybody out there.
If you think I've relapsed, bring five grand, bring $5,000 in money, we'll set it down.
I will bring $20,000
and we will set on the table
and then I'll find somebody that I trust
to run the drug test
and I will leave with your 5 grand
I'm putting that out to anybody
you can do it anytime
you think I've I've relapsed
put money down and you can quadruple your money
if you really think I've relapsed
you also see anybody who spent a long time on speed
keeps a few of the ticks
Oh yeah, I totally have the ticks.
If you watch the early years of Conspiracy Social Club,
you would think I was tweaking my balls off
because I'm like slowly rewiring my brain
and I would tell Brian, I swear to you, I'm my kids,
I haven't relapsed.
And it was just like, I mean, if you watch,
if you were just right there, just here you go,
that's a very much a drug thing.
Well, that and you also got, and you also had zins in you.
No, but, yeah, during that thing, but if you watch Zero Life's Matter in Dallas, it looks like I'm tweaking.
And the problem is, like, I didn't realize that I'm also not drinking enough water.
I'm dehydrated, so I'm doing a lot like that.
But I would, like, dude, I'm not relapsing.
I would love the microdose.
I make no doubts about that.
I'm not going to lie about that.
I would love the microdose during jiu-jitsu.
Did you microdose when we were at Float Fest?
back when?
No.
No.
It was just me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
And microdosing wasn't the thing
that it is now.
And Xavier Guerrero is
microdosing as we speak.
It's really why he brings the heat
on these shows now.
You know what's funny?
I did Lasers podcast the other day
and I kept touching my nose.
And I got the same response.
Everybody kept saying,
oh, you and Laser are doing cocaine.
I don't, I'm...
I don't know how people do coke now.
I just,
Nothing's worth the chance of dying, you know, even though when I was tweaking my balls off, you know, I was putting myself in some pretty crazy situations, you know, and I would have these moments where I'm like, oh, if my mother saw what I was doing right now, she'd be so sad. And that just, like, really crushed my soul. You know who else used to judge me and we'll get off this topic? My dog, Pollyanna used to judge me all the fuck. That is the worst part about being a drug addict is your fucking dog.
going again dude again no don't look at me don't not don't pet me i'm disgusted with you look at
you you're tweaking again i'm like oh i'm sorry paulia nah save it i've heard it and she's just going
the other room i've lived alone the entire time i was a drug addict and anybody that lived in my
house i was you know i owned my house so anybody that lived there i was like hey it's my rules
if you judge me get the fuck out of here yeah i get it dude and i you know because
Johnny brought up that
Sean Penn
had talked about how Charlie
Charlie Sheen was the only guy
he knew could get hard on Coke.
Yeah.
And that was my superpower as well.
It made me think of you immediately
because he was like, listen,
when you do speed,
you get some very crazy sexual ideas.
But for most people,
you cannot get an erection while you're on speed.
If you want to know what it's like
to see those ideas paired with
Being able to get a hard-on speed, ask Charlie Sheen.
That's what.
And he went, I wonder if he was shooting himself with something, too,
because there's no, there's, I think that's why, what's his face?
The white boxer, what was his name?
That was really good for a short time in like the 90s.
Tommy, Tommy, Tommy Morrison, Tommy the gun.
Who's known for shooting stuff right into his ding-dong.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, I actually have something to say about this.
The other day, I got my hands on this stuff called Trimix.
And I just wanted to see what it would do because, you know, I'm not taking recreational drugs anymore.
So, you know, I want to do a experiment a little bit.
I couldn't help myself.
Dude, I injected this stuff into my dick.
What?
Whoa.
Yeah.
Oh, my God, dude.
What were you thinking while you were doing it?
You're like, I'm putting a needle in my dong.
Well, at first I was completely confident in what I was doing,
and then I realized that it's not like when you inject testosterone
where you can stick this needle straight in real quick, in and out.
You got to get your hand like this,
wrap it around the head of your dick and kind of slinky it out,
and then take the needle like a dart and stick it in it like a...
You know how you hold your hands at too intense?
you got to stick it in at like an angle that's like about a two o'clock and get it into that
that spongy penile tissue and I was totally confident in what I was doing until the last
second I started getting nervous and I hit like a little tiny vein oh my god oh my god and blood came
out and I was like oh fuck yeah and I shook and I accidentally stabbed my dick again oh my god and
and I recorded all of this, by the way.
Of course, everything's got to be content.
Well, it's part of a documentary that I'm working on.
Which is called.
Well, I'm retarded.
It's called, well, I don't have a name for it yet.
Hey, I'm just going to say you do great docs, dude.
Like, you found your thing and you've gone fucking headfirst into it.
It's great.
Yeah, headfirst in many different ways.
but it's really good what you're doing
you have a gonzo kind of reporter way of doing it
you're going on the streets
you're walking up to
unstable people asking
crazy questions
laying your life on the line
and I think it's great dude
and I think people like you are the real
journalists out there you're doing what old journalists
used to do back in the day was go to the source
ask the questions shoe leather reporting
yeah those days are done
I appreciate that. I'm also trying to get more, do some more investigative, more serious stuff like
with this Puerto Rico, Doc. But before I get into that, I want to finish this real quick.
No, I was going to bring you back to it. You weren't going to skip and just go straight to Puerto Rico.
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I freaked out, stabbed my dick twice, and then I finally got it in, and I plunged it in.
And I don't know if I did it wrong or what happened, but.
Is there any way to do it right?
Well, it depends who you ask.
But where I injected it, it like swelled up.
So my dick was hard, but it had a big lump on the side of it.
So I ended up going to the Cuban whorehouse and getting a hand job.
Okay.
I mean, I guess everything has a good ending.
yeah happy ending
where did you do this
I'm absolutely not revealing my sources there
I don't know but like oh you can't say what
country oh Austin Texas
okay come on baby
did the lump go away
yeah after after she jerked me off
and I think the problem was that you're supposed to
kind of jelk the the liquid
your dick
And I didn't think I would hear jelking brought up on this podcast.
Yeah.
So, yeah, so I'm doing some really serious journalism.
I've turned over a new leaf.
Well, it sounds like it.
That's crazy, dude.
Sounds like it.
So, so real quick, where can they, Gary, tell them where they can find you.
So my Instagram is street gonzo and it keeps getting removed, like, for various reasons.
I keep, uh, I talk a lot of shit to the people in my comments because I, uh, I like to engage with the audience.
and I'm a man of the people, but also because I keep, I, I post stuff that is controversial, I guess you could say, stuff that a lot of people don't want to touch on.
Yeah, that's like my stand up, dude. I do the exact same thing.
Most recently, I had something taken down, actually, where there was a, there was a homeless man taking a shit at, I think it was probably about noon, 1 p.m. in the afternoon on the afternoon on the,
fence of the bed of check middle school that's the middle school where dazed and
confused was filmed here in austin on the fence of the middle school and i and i i saw i couldn't
even believe what i was seeing for a second i mean this is broad dale it's not like an alleyway
or in the woods or something or you know and uh and i and i i stopped my truck and i was like
what the fuck are you doing man like pull your pants up get the fuck out of here he wiped one time
threw it on the ground and uh and i was it i filmed the whole thing i was i was furious dude because
I mean, little kids.
Yeah, exactly.
Yes.
And anyways, so people started defending this guy in the comments and I, you know,
use some language to.
There's so many dumb people on Instagram.
They're just idiots and they're all rich kids.
Trust fund kids are behind every bad idea ever propose on humanity.
You know what else?
It was a lot of white women.
Oh, surprise.
Can't believe that.
And it's shocking how many of them there are.
It's shocking how many totally.
stupid people there are every time to me well it's also that you know there's a natural progression in
life and it usually involves having children but when you don't have children especially when it
comes to women they take that motherly instinct and they put it on the world and they start defending
people that they actually you know i mean Malcolm x the unabomber all talked about progressives
who uh you know act like they care about you and but really
they look down on you it's like when you hear these progressives go they can't get a phone or
ID to vote they don't know how to use the internet they don't know how to use the internet I mean like
that says what you really think about people yeah I I unfortunately agree with you I don't know
how to even reverse engineer that at this you're not going to do to have to die out and it sucks
because you know it's just and the programming starts very early and it just it's it's a lot of guilt
about where they are in their life
and the blessings they have
and they just
have a lot of shame that, you know,
they were born into a wonderful situation.
They don't realize that probably in their
past life they did something noble and they got
blessed to be at the top
of the food chain, but instead of being
happy about that, you know,
they tend to want to scorch the earth.
And, you know, if you look at something like Whitney
Cummings and some people can have
their opinion on her, she's a friend of mine,
has she been perfect over the last
10 years? No. But again, you got to let people, you got to give people a chance to grow and
change. But if you look at her, she's gotten more conservative. The minute she had a kid and now
she has an investment in the future and what the world's going to be when her kid is in their
20s, her view of everything has changed. And that's what happens when you have kids. You tend
to become more conservative because you don't want to leave like the world on fire to your
children. But when you don't have kids, you don't really have an investment unless you're like
really invested in your nephews and nieces, which does happen. But a lot of times it doesn't.
You have no investment in the day after the moment after you take your last breath. So you
don't care. You're just voting for yourself and your self-interest at that moment. And what you
perceive as hate, like, you know, especially in California, like the theory of hate is 10 times
worse than actual real world consequences like you i say it all the time you can be getting mugged
pumping seven dollars of gas and you still will not vote out the people that allowed that situation
to happen yeah the charlie kirk response the public response from some people is sort of indicative of
that but i do think that the media is largely responsible for manufacturing narratives that were
that are being fed to the my favorite thing is the media's like we got toned down this political
rhetoric like you're you're the one who's done it yeah what do you mean we don't put me in you
you know you know unfortunately my girlfriend no matter how much msnbc lies you know she just can't
stop watching it and i just sit there and listen to complete other fucking provably false
statements they make and she just eats it all up and they and they defend the worst people too
you know um the the reason i brought up that instagram thing was because my account got removed
that because they said posting that video that guy was harassing him like i was harassing this
guy shitting in public no what i'm doing is i'm recording a felony grade sex crime against a child
that is happening in public and i'm showing people i'm a journalist and in this case uh i'm exposing
a crime why would they defend that my my theory is that the only people that would defend that kind of
behavior at a at a at a um at a level you know somebody that's running a company like social
media for example is that they have those same inclinations i could be wrong i'm not a psychologist
well it's also it's all a bolsheviks pressure from above pressure from below and that's what's
all about you know when the FBI is like putting out AI written text threads dude what the fuck is that about
I know you probably already talked this into the ground.
Yeah, we've talked a lot about it, and I'm okay with talking about it.
But this is pressure from above, pressure from below.
They want crime on the streets, and they want us to think that the politicians are going to save us.
So the only answer is martial law.
That's it.
Yeah, it's always, it kind of reminds me of how Pam Bondi was talking about hate speech.
I don't know if you saw that.
How crazy is that that the Trump administration is now all about censorship?
when they ran completely on no censorship.
You remember that big speech?
The same thing as the Epstein files, man.
Trump gave a historic speech about stopping social media people from censoring people.
And it was like one of those kind of moments where you're like, wow, dude, this guy is in the zone.
He nailed it.
This will be a speech that will be talked about forever.
And then not even within a year of being in office.
He's completely changed his views on it.
And I'm sorry.
I can't sit there and act like this guy has done anything,
but completely backstab his base in every single way.
But I say this all the time.
It's got to get worse before it gets better.
And that's why it's got, it's not,
and the truth is it's not getting worse.
It's just getting more obvious.
This has always been what they're doing.
is just now
through the
whatever reason
whatever reason
Elon's letting it happen on Twitter
he's allowing it to happen
and people are
connecting dots and noticing shit
you know what it reminds me of
is kind of reminds me
the Patriot Act after 9-11
with the NSA
freely allowed to freely spy on
Americans across the country
under the guise of
monitoring
Muslim extremism
And then it's left-wing extremism.
And now it's right, it was right-wing extremism.
Now it's left-wing extremism.
It's black versus white, left versus right, Muslim versus Christian.
It's always you versus me, and it's never, nobody ever looks at the big picture.
The media class and the owners want people divided and radicalized so that we commit political violence against one another.
And then politicians can use that political violence to justify crackdowns on free speech.
And in this case, they're using hate speech as the.
that's that's the the vessel they're using to push this bullshit on us is it's like assault weapons
what's an assault weapon well it can never give you the definition how many people still think
that a r stands for assault rifle oh yeah it's insane it's insane I worked in uh with like you know
adjacent to the firearms industry for the first six years of my career with michael cargill
we ended up uh cargill was suing the ATF for the bump stock lawsuit we ended up going to
Supreme Court. We won the case. When I say we, I mean him. I was just his producer. But, you know, I like to write his coattels a little bit. And the whole time, I would talk to people all the time and explain to them. A.R. stands for Armalite.
Yeah, I mean, who came up with what? It just blows my mind.
Here's here's, here's where we're at in society. And I know a lot of people are getting fatigued with everything going on.
And I'm telling you, the days of only paying attention every two years and every four years are done.
Okay?
And you have to get involved.
You have to get involved in your school board.
You have to get involved in your city councils.
Those days are done.
I'm just like, hey, I trust these guys.
Days are done.
They took advantage of that.
They completely screwed you.
And now you have to show up these meetings and check.
check these motherfuckers.
So when there's Charlie Kirk,
a sad day of assassinations happened,
they passed three,
three, three, they try to pass three bills.
Okay, Bono.
And they were all,
the Epstein files, too?
Well, they blocked the Epstein files.
They tried to,
and they may still do it,
pass a rule that if you,
boycott Israel as a business,
they can,
it's a crime.
that's that's fucking scary
well that is that is literally
the first amendment violation
and then the next one is
they were going to make it
and there's a lot of fogginess
when it comes exactly what they're trying to pass
but there was a rumor
that they were going to be able
to revoke the
the the passports of
natural born American citizens
which is
what chaos
that that ended up getting shelved
but everything's about
FEMA camps, dude.
My FEMA camp number is going to be in single digits.
Number nine,
same AAA.
You get to pick a bunk a bunk.
You know,
so those days are done.
These people are playing,
I say this all the time.
These people are playing six-dimensional backgammon online.
And we're playing tic-tac-toe on a fucking McDonald's napkin.
Some people are just playing with their dicks.
You know,
apathetic and they're so caught up in their own bullshit.
And I've been using this quote a lot lately since this Charlie Kirk assassination is that apathy to public affairs,
the result of apathy to public affairs to be ruled by evil men.
Plato said that.
It doesn't even matter who said that.
The point is that it's totally valid, especially right now, because these people that are all sort of in the middle
that haven't chose aside and they're like, well, you know, it doesn't affect me yet.
It fucking will eventually.
I want to try to show you a video if I can find it.
right now of what plato said said would happen in a republic let me see if i can find it real
quick for you is it just me or are we it is is is it just are we living out rome 2.0 uh i mean
everything johnny i'm gonna i'm gonna text you this and i would love for you to um that's
what it says by the way on his last episode but he's also
calling for military in the streets to solve...
Who?
So Sam Hyde, the...
We'll get into that, though,
because my buddy on my other show thought that,
that Sam High was stoking division,
and I didn't see it like that.
I see it as calling out what's happening right now,
which is cultural Marxism.
That's full on.
what's going on right now pressure from above pressure from below and they're trying to get us
so scared and full of anxiety that we beg for martial law you know what dude that that
everything you're saying is stuff that i've been thinking a lot about lately i have a theory
about how the media operates there it's like a controlled burn they they stoke the flames of division
but they control how high the flame goes and i love that they they do that because they
they do that because
they don't want it to get too out of control too fast
otherwise people really will figure out what's going on
and then all hell will break loose
they want to do it like a toad
in that slow boiling pot of water
have that when you're ready Sam
yeah whenever you want play it this is
Plato said this is what happens
in every single republic
Plato maps out how every government
eventually destroys itself
he traces this cycle in the book
the Republic it starts with aristocracy
rule by the truly best, but over time, honor becomes more important than wisdom, creating
democracy, then wealth becomes more important than honor, leading to oligarchy.
Eventually, the poor revolt and established democracy, but unlimited freedom without wisdom
turns chaotic, and from that chaos emerges tyranny, someone promising to restore order
through absolute control. Each system contains the seeds of its own corruption. The pursuit of
honor corrupts wisdom. The love of money corrupts honor. Unlimited freedom can corrupt responsibility
itself. What's striking is how e-transformation seems logical in the moment, yet the overall trajectory
moves away from justice. Plato wrote this pattern 2,400 years ago, and it still feels recognizable
today. Do you see this cycle reflected in history? Yeah, 100%
You know who said something really similar to this was Alexander Selzenetson. Are you familiar?
no i'm retarded he gave he gave a harvard speech i don't even remember what year it was but it was
you know modern history it was relatively recently and he talked about how you know um democracy
falls into socialism or rather capitalism falls into socialism falls into a feudal system falls
into a fascist system or i i'm totally i probably butchered that but the point is he said something
very similar a lot of people have noted that i mean dude societies are almost like living organisms
that have a life cycle.
And I think I'm stealing that from some philosopher as well.
I've been reading a lot of philosophy lately.
Yeah, I mean, because the people at the top are always in charge.
So this is their natural progress.
It's kind of like, let's say YouTube, right?
YouTube used conspiracy theorists to build their platform.
That's why everyone went there to go watch loose change and all that shit.
And then once they get to a certain level and they got their numbers they want,
they start running off to people they don't like.
even though those are the people that they that they uh that built the platform and then eventually
it gets down to the only people getting seen is mr beast which is vapid demonic stupid shit
it's like the fucking squid games man have you heard that the people who win on mr beast
go crazy or missing no but there was that one crazy one i watched where the guy was losing weight
and then his trainer dies in the middle of it i mean it there's some dark
stuff around this Mr. Beast things, man.
I mean, his name is Mr. Beast.
Yeah.
I mean, what are we talking about?
Also reminds you, remember that book that Van Nyset talked about, and we've talked about it
here before, too, Sam, the fourth turning, that, you know, how the society goes in these
like 80 to 100-year cycles, where it's like, everything's fine, and then you have this
kind of period of time where things kind of turns to individualism, and you start
questioning the institutions, that's kind of like the summer of it.
and then you have the unraveling in the fall as the uh the institutions weaken and society becomes
fragmented and then you have crisis that's the fourth turning which is where we're about to be now
uh who said that war and it's uh it's it's from this book called the fourth turning by this guy
uh william strouse uh dude that's i think that's who i was inadvertently quoting oh okay
yeah yeah yeah it's it's a crazy thing but it's all happening and it's all
astroturfed, and it's all manufactured.
So you always hear people say like, oh, you can always tell when the Republic is dying is when
the trans come out.
And it's the truth because what they do is create culture wars to cover up the fact that
the elites have been robbing the middle and lower class blind.
COVID did that.
All of these bailouts in 2008 did that, extracting wealth from the middle class and lower class.
and giving it to the rich.
So we're about to have a guy on name Ben.
Ben's a friend of mine out of Chicago.
He's telling me about this doc call.
It's like three hours long, but it's called Money Masters.
And they were talking about how at some point Nixon decide to audit for Knox.
And they went there to see how much gold was there.
And it was all gone.
There's no gold there.
So then right after that,
Anonymous source comes out and said that the Rockefellers had stolen all of it
and gave it to all their friends who were the Uber elites.
And two days later, Rockefeller's secretary,
who was the anonymous source, fell off a balcony and died.
So you remember when Trump was like,
yeah, we're going to audit the Fort Knox?
And then that story just died?
Uh-huh.
Gone.
God.
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Hey, you know what else is gone?
All the FEMA money
that was supposed to be sent to Puerto Rico
which is one of the things
I wanted to talk to.
Yeah, let's get into it.
Let's talk about Puerto Rico.
So there is
an agency called Prepa,
the Puerto Rican Electric Power Authority
and they manage the Puerto Rican power grid.
And they went bankrupt in July 2017, a month before Hurricane Maria.
And since then, Biden and Trump have both sent massive expenditures of FEMA money to Puerto Rico.
But nothing's been fixed because, well, they can't necessarily access all this money because the power company is still in bankruptcy proceedings to this day.
And Trump just fired, I believe it was five, maybe six.
six of the members of the FOMB, which is the financial oversight management board, I believe.
And I went down to Puerto Rico and I was just looking to see how people are living down there.
And it is fucked.
It is so bad.
This is a U.S.
Territory.
You flew to Puerto Rico.
Yeah.
I went down there and that's the documentary we're working on right now.
And I've sort of uncovered some corruption that's kind of freaked me out a little bit because there was a guy that I was talking to in La Perla.
which is the arguably most dangerous ghetto in Puerto Rico.
But this guy grew up there, and he knew some people there.
So we were safe there.
And when we were talking to him, he goes, you know, you guys are really risky to do this.
And I thought, well, what do you mean by that?
I thought we were safe with you here.
And he goes, no, no, no, no, not this, the government.
And I thought off.
Oh, the most powerful gang.
Yeah.
So basically, we've been looking into these.
There's some lawyers that have.
have been managing the bankruptcy proceedings and they're profiting off of what's going on.
They get paid something like $1,000 an hour when the average Puerto Rican is getting paid $750,800 a week.
And those Puerto Ricans are, the taxes they pay are going to those lawyers.
It's crazy, too.
And there's a couple of other instances as well.
There was a guy, Maurice Spagnoletti, he was a guy from New Jersey.
he was the vice president of Dural Bank,
and he was investigating some corruption at Dural Bank,
and he fired somebody for embezzlement,
and then the day before his wife's birthday,
I think this was 2011.
He gets shot nine times, four times in the head.
Nobody really knows what happened.
Eight years later, six guys get arrested for drug trafficking
and conspiracy and murder charges.
But that bank, Dural Bank, ended up getting sold to,
I believe, the biggest bank on the island,
which the name escapes me right now.
But there's a lot of weird shit like that,
down there in Puerto Rico. And I'm not going to be going back there anytime soon because
maybe I'm paranoid, but I am actually a little bit fearful for my safety. There was a crypto
millionaire. Let me give me one second. I think his name was. Yeah, here it is. Nikolai
Muschigian. Nikolai Mushigian. Oh, it sounds Armenian. Yep. His parents were from the Soviet
union and he has an Armenian and Russian ancestry, but he was, he talked a lot about decentralization
of finances and stuff like that. And then he tweeted something. I don't know, I don't know
the exact tweet off the top of my head, but I know what it was that basically about how
satanic pedophiles run like a satanic child trafficking ring and they run the world. Yeah, he, he tweeted
about the Massad and the CIA running some sort of pedophile ring and his ex-girlfriend was
going to turn evidence into them on him and they were going to torture and kill him and then he died
five hours later found in the water drowned. There's a lot of stuff like that in Puerto Rico and it
it, I mean, dude, I don't, I'm not really scared of anything, uh, in terms of the, what's that?
Yeah. Gotcha. Okay. Sorry. Um, he was, uh, he was, uh, he was, uh, he was,
was he he was um sorry i lost my train of thought well you're you're saying you're not really afraid
of anything but yeah i i'm dude sam i i interview people on the street all the time that are
completely insane i started out my career interviewing prostitutes and homeless people i almost got
stabbed the first time i ever went and did interviews i'm not scared of that kind of stuff all that
much because i am damn but i love that shit i love that shit that's the thing i i figure if it's
going to happen it's going to happen all i can do is carry a gun on me but
with stuff like this, I'm really, I feel like I'm looking over my shoulder and I start feeling
like I'm kind of losing it a little bit. I'm a little paranoid, but we'll see what happens.
I think what we're doing is really important. So I'm going to keep doing it, obviously.
I mean, I'm not, I'll never quit. If I all of a sudden say, all right, guys, I'm no longer
a journalist. I'm going to go live in Chile for the rest of my life. You know what happened.
Yeah. I mean, it's, there's, there's two types of people get taken out. The ones who
take money from the elites
and they fund their artificial rise
that's very quick
and nobody understands it or they're amazed by it
and then at some point they want to go off the reservation
Tupac was like that you know even I say
Luis CK's like that
Louis CK was like juiced in more than anybody
and then he started producing his own
sitcoms and all that stuff on his own website
and he was keeping the money
and he wasn't paying off the money masters
who basically paid for his rise.
Now, you're like, well, Lou C.K.
is a funniest guy to ever do it.
I'm not going to argue with that.
Okay?
I think Lou C.K. is an all-time great.
There's a discussion of him
being one of the greatest to ever do it.
But you don't get those opportunities
unless people pull strings and open doors for you.
It doesn't matter how talented you are.
And when he started producing his own specials,
start producing his own specials,
started producing his own sitcoms, that's what gets you in trouble.
Same thing with Prince, same thing with Michael Jackson, same thing with Charlie Kirk.
So that's one way.
And then the other way is the Gary Webb, which is if you, I hate to say it,
but if you discover and uncover something that could send people to jail,
that seems to be the line if you could send people to jail is when they get really
froggy. And they go, nah, that's not happening. You know, Gary Webb changed the way we looked
at the CIA. I mean, that was the first time we realized the CIA was working against us in that they
were funding their black op operations through cocaine sales. Insane. And then they had his own
colleagues destroy him. His own paper said that he was full of shit. I mean, that's a big Tucker
Carlson point. That's a big thing.
that they hold up against them
which he admits all that he owns all of that
stuff by the way I heard him the other day talking he's like
I had a lot of stupid things that I've done
and made a lot of mistakes so I give him credit
at least for owning it but man the whole
industry of journalism turned against that guy
and just destroyed his life until
he killed him and then he shot himself twice in the back
of the head I mean come on like first time
you don't do you're like okay maybe I shouldn't do this
you're like fuck it try it again
it doesn't make any sense at all
or when a guy who worked for the Clint's
he's found hanging and shot
at the same time like who does that it's interesting because his family thinks he killed himself
but then everybody else does like everybody else who's seen the evidence is like no so it makes
which one Gary Webb's family thinks that he probably killed himself but they
wanted did they get to him get to him rather I mean of course dude hey you know what's
interesting that guy the the crypto millionaire in Puerto Rico his friends all think he
killed himself but guess who doesn't his family
exact same thing.
Oh yeah,
that's the same thing
with the Open AI
quote whistleblower
who suicide himself
his whole family's like
he didn't kill himself
he didn't want to kill himself.
He never wanted to kill himself.
You know, I mean
and then he gets taken out man
and it's like they don't care.
That's the same thing with John McAfee.
He was in Puerto Rico for a little bit
and he dipped out and I don't think he killed himself.
John McAfee was my
boy dude check it out
whacked yeah and you get a tattoo like that too
that says whacked i mean
dude that was
McAfee was the first person
of real notability that I interviewed and he was the one
that sort of opened my mind to how things actually
work and
yeah
I don't dude he's that guy either
did not kill himself or he's not even dead
where do you think he is right now
of all the people to have the resources by the way to do
what you're talking about he's the one i mean for sure i mean
so this gets into an episode we just do it's going to drop over the weekend
but it's like okay if these guys are faking their own death where are they
where are they dude i mean it's just it's i'm not saying it's not real i'm totally
open-minded anything is on the table on this show i'm open-minded to it all but see
No, no, but to me is what John McAfee, I think he, he opted himself, like, he got off the grid.
Those are two different things where he kind of, like, got off the grid.
It's very different when, like, the government kills you.
And then people say, like, Tupac's dead.
To me, Tupac's dead.
He's not on an island.
But John McAfee and Jeffrey Epstein, I could see them, like, being in, like, on one of their islands, like, literally just in the cut.
I don't know if we're going to talk about anybody who's alive, it's like John McAfee.
It's Jeffrey Epstein.
But, like, Tupac, when they say Biggie and all those and, and, and, and, and, you know,
And I don't know, to me, those guys are dead.
No, I mean, I'm not against that.
I mean, I'm not against that.
The only issue I have is, like, you know, Gary and I have had extreme drug issues.
And Gary gets sober for how long now?
Two weeks.
Two weeks.
And he's already shooting fucking needles in his dick.
I mean, it's like, it is a, we are creatures of habit.
you know we're creatures of habit so what you're and this goes back to you know when joey's
talking about and that episode will come out of after here but what he's talking about like
Kobe brian all these people that are like in the limelight surrounded by people and all this
action all the time everything they could possibly want from wealth and and women or men
whatever they may be into is around and then suddenly they're just going to go chill in
Vahala in New
New Zealand.
If you tell me they go down to Anarka and there's a
whole world there where they can just do whatever they
want whenever they want
but somehow that you've convinced
everyone of them to never talk to their kids
again. That always seems
hard. Now the Michael Jackson
story where there's all these weird
people that walk around
near him that look like they're in fucking
full-all masks and he hangs out
with his kids, that starts
to make a little sense to me.
but the other stuff is like where are they and like johnny says you know it's it's like literally
one of the few oxen razors that i will um i because i think that is a sigh up to to get you to
just all the simplest answer is the real answer but with this it's like it's easier just to kill them
it's way easier it's just like yeah we loved you but time wrap it up time to go and we all you know
We're all psychopaths.
Nobody feels a bit of, you know, like Hillary Clinton just allowing all the guys at Benghazi to die and not even batting an eyelash.
And then she's like, it happened.
What can we do?
All move, we got to move on.
You know, it's like, you know how cold blood?
Imagine me your family's listening, the family of the victims.
And the lady who refused to send backup security is like, what do we got to do?
happened we gotta move on i mean like there's no more psychopath statement than that it happened let's
move on i mean that's the sound of guilt zero empathy but you get into porto rico and all of this
corruption like there's no more corrupt than someone's who's who's willing to fuck their own people
like i remember watching a movie saying there's the the only people they won't work with are people
willing to fuck their own people over
because there's something about that
and then eventually those people
always get taken out
because even the people, the elites
don't want anyone who will turn on
their own family and friends and community
nobody likes that scumb back
because they'll eventually turn on you
right but I mean like you're talking about
Puerto Rico all these funds
I mean you interviewed me after the fires
which nobody's been held accountable for
not one person has been held accountable
one lesbian fire chief got fired
and she's suing Karen Bass.
But L.A. has learned helplessness.
They have Stockholm syndrome.
And all these people who are trying to work in this dead industry called Hollywood
refuse to call out this bitch.
It's fucking crazy to me.
And when it all comes out,
that 100 million, if not more,
has disappeared.
And no one's done a thing about it.
Yeah, and it's the same thing in Puerto Rico.
They have people there living.
We walked through this guy's house, Rudy, and this guy has gotten no help.
He's a veteran, and he's got no roof.
He's got his windows that were blown out from hurricanes are filled with cement blocks.
His house is daisy chained to his neighbors because the electric keeps going out.
There's power surges that are blowing up his TV and, you know, blowing up his refrigerator.
I mean, sometimes quite literally.
there's small businesses like restaurants
that have to buy all new equipment all the time
they're really
just kind of left for dead
hung out to dry
It's crazy that no one will do anything about it
It's just crazy to me
Yeah and it's no matter
Even what I say
Or really what anybody in a position
Such as mine would do or say
Seems like you could expose people
doing the most heinous crime
and unless our government decides
that something should be done, nothing will be done about it.
Yeah, I mean, like, they are the, they are the cops,
they are the prosecutor, they are the defense attorney,
they are the judge, and they are the jury.
They have every single part on lockdown.
You know, like, I don't know if you watch Daredevil
on Netflix, but literally,
the last two seasons on Netflix
were basically the story
of Karen Bass
like she is literally a gangster
running crimes by the people
cheer her on. It's the craziest shit I've ever seen
in my life and it's okay if you're like
hey man I'm on this team or that team
but even in sports they get rid of the bad coach
or the bad GM
they're just keeping the same bad coach
running the same corrupt plays over and over
and over again. Yeah, it's the same thing as
the government of Puerto Rico being
complicit with these lawyers running up
the tab on... Because they're all getting paid
out too. Yeah, and I also
would be inclined to say, and I don't have
evidence of this, but just going
out on a limb that
any corruption that's
happening in Puerto Rico, people in D.C.
are familiar with that. They're aware of it.
Because everyone's getting paid.
Everyone's lying
in their pockets.
Nobody, we are in the age of greed.
that I heard a bunch of comics talking about how
this is the age of extreme greed and comedy
it's never enough
people have to get bigger and bigger and bigger
and you know I don't like fame
if I could figure out a way
to be able to take care of my family
and not being in front of the camera I would love that
obviously I would have to help the guys on the show
make money somehow or do go down
one episode a week or something like that
you know like something you could fake your own death dude
yeah talks about it all the time dude bro he talks about me all the time
johnny's working on it we've done so much content i can just make a sam triply episode
me bang bro i might be free yeah but then i would have to get somebody
the ai that looks like me and talks like me but no doesn't look like me but talks like
me and fills in perfectly, just steps
right in, right? I got to be
honest, I tried something the other day to
recreate my voice in AI just as
an experiment, and it's good,
dude. It's really good.
Really? Yeah, it's really good.
In fact,
yeah, but can AI
AI
feel like
what it felt like to get molested by
Larry Watts? Can he, can bring that
trauma? No, and
that's the most important thing about you. I've always
said that you're, that you were molested by Larry
Watts. Really, that's why people
resonate. I got felt up by Larry
Watts and sent me down a
dog call of sexual addiction.
Hey, Johnny, if you did that
that AI fake voice to your parents
because you got somebody that really knows your voice
that I've been hearing you for for years, like
family, you think you can get them yet? Yeah, yeah.
If you, especially if you pretended, like
put some effects over it, like so it sounded like a
shitty phone call or something.
Yeah, yeah. Like if you, I mean, they're using it already
to scam people out of money.
Oh, dude, no.
I mean, we're, I remember last year, maybe early last year, Adobe unveiled that tech for the first time or maybe, maybe two years ago now.
And it stunned the audience.
The whole audience was like, oh, my God, dude, this is crazy.
And now we're, I mean, that's, I told you, nobody, I mean, like, oh, really?
Okay.
Yeah, I mean, makes sense.
And that's just what we know about.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
I mean, that's probably 40-year-old technology.
Yeah.
Like, we're now, you've seen a quantum leap in the AI they're giving us
because we're probably 25, 30, 35 years behind what they really got
and they're slow rolling it out.
But this Charlie Kirk thing is the first AI crime scene that we know of.
I mean, there's a lot of people think 9-11 had a lot of AI.
Because they had the technology way back in the 80s.
Some people think they had it way before that.
really you think they had the compute power to do that back then i think yeah i think i think
the robots we're seeing right now are like 40 year old versions of they're just slow rolling it
out they probably got ninja robots now who could just move and bend time and do high kicks
to the head and assassinate everybody they probably already got that who knows if any of these
assassins might be robots i mean the planes were definitely drones
you can't say definitely but I'm with you on that I mean I got an argument about that
I get that's story my life I could see that well to me I there what's the difference between
a remote piloted plane and a drone I don't see any meaningful difference no you know what I meant
was there's no way that two hijackers had the chances of both hitting them like that was literally
like like yeah I mean the physics doesn't make any sense to have but but yeah I'm sure some people
say there's nobody on board the planes i just don't buy that uh i mean well i mean operation high
operation northwood if they landed those those people we're yeah i mean and those people
a few degrees from somebody who died on 9-11 though like like you can find the the pretty well documented
the people that are on those planes so okay it doesn't matter you know my opinion is always like if
they can kill people they don't care they'll do it then i think they did so anyway okay so uh fuck i just don't
I think I got rid of the video,
but there was basically a video of someone's taking those old flip phone screens
and putting it to videos where they say there's the Mandela Effect,
and they're actually seeing what everyone used to see, which means...
Okay, hold on. I think I have it here.
It says Mandela Effect Flip Phone Camera.
Is that sound?
Yeah, see if you can find it.
It's on TikTok here.
Yeah, see if you can find it.
uh let me see if that's right
I mean it sounds like that's not the one I have
I mean it sounds like a kind of a genre of
yeah there's a whole bunch of them but one of them is about yeah one of them is about uh
the Britney Spears video that when you
put the flip phone to it, it basically shows you the headphone, the plaid dress, right?
So the whole point of this is like there's some kind of computer program.
This is it right here.
I see it, Sam.
Okay.
This guy.
No, that's not exactly.
It's got Brittany in the thumbnail.
Okay, let's watch.
It's very differently from what is believed to be today.
For instance, Nelson Mandela, he died in 2013.
We know what the Mandela effect is.
bro you know what here it is yeah but she's not using a plates for anymore here he goes with
the phone camera oh there's a plaid script look at ever used the plates for in this video clip
for instance a lot of people remember brittney spears using a microphone here he goes with the camera
microphone but she never did use a microphone what is that's what they tell you same
yeah you know very cool video i've been saying this forever
that they've created the internet
they could have a program that manipulates
videos and pictures in real time
now the one thing he did he put it up to jiffy
and it showed a different thing
yeah i mean that's one comment
well yeah i mean it's jiffy pop people are confusing jiff with jiffy pop is what that is
yeah so it's like everything is mental manipulation
uh back to what we wanted to talk about
Um, I want to get into the Texas floods with you because you were right around there.
Um, so before, I think it was July 4th that happens.
Yeah.
You see a lot of Zionist content creators saying something big is coming, something big is coming, something big is coming.
And everyone was like, oh, they're going to false flag us again.
Like, then it comes.
down to regards of what you think
happened that day. A lot of people have
questions about Charlie Kirk's assassination.
But
on July
4th, these
giant
floods happen
and a hundred Christian
girls die.
Getting back in the sacrifice.
Like a week
before that or right before
that, that Theo,
looking motherfucker who's been talking about
Augustus Dorico the CEO of Rainmaker
he was on Sean Ryan's show he was talking about seating
and his whole thing was I didn't see that
I seated 120 miles away
which is a hilarious thing to say
because even a retard like myself
knows that the ecosystem is very well balanced
right so if you mess with something over here
it's going to cause a chaos over here
it's just it's a balance thing so when you're like i i i i i uh i didn't do it over there i did
120 miles away that has nothing to do with anything yeah and also the winds were blowing from
where they were seating towards where the flood happened so he was doing that two days prior
july second and 100 percent and he said they only put a small amount of silver iodide into
those clouds and that it could only create so much rain that it couldn't get to the point where it was
at, but he has no real reason to tell the truth. I'm not saying that he did this or that he is
responsible or a patsy for something else. I'm not saying that he's not responsible either.
Right. I'm just saying that it is really bizarre. And people don't realize that cloud seating has been
around since 1946 at least. It's been in the 1800s. You should talk to Jim Lee. He's got all
the newspaper clips of them seating weather. Right. So crazy how many, like everybody now
acknowledges it too and 15 years ago maybe 10 years ago it was like fringe conspiracy stuff oh yeah
you're crazy oh you think the jews controlled the weather that was the whole thing yeah yeah
remember when that one black politician was like the roth child's control the weather and then of course
all hollywood's like he said the jews controlled the west like no he said specifically who he who he thought
did it well think about this dude i don't know if you're familiar with operation pop i in vietnam no tell me
about it. So it was between 67 and 72, the U.S. Air Force was using cloud seating to try and flood
the Ho Chi Minh Trail to disrupt logistics and supply routes and stuff. And these American
journalists for the New York Times, they basically exposed this, which led to a UN convention
in 1977 where cloud seating was banned as a weapon of war. So it was effective enough to
get it banned, you know, back in the 70s. So where is it at now? I think they're
their capabilities are much higher than what they're admitting publicly.
Well, you know, the new way they're getting around it is that like states like Tennessee,
and I think Florida is now doing it as well.
And maybe even Texas is like there's no more, there's no more spraying of the skies, right?
And I wonder if cloud seeding is seen as different than pumping all these chem trails into the skies.
but their way around that guys
is that legally
a state only controls
10,000 feet above their
the ground
so if you go 10,001 feet
you're not legally above the control
of the state
so that's where they're spraying now
interesting
because I know that Augustus DeRico
and Rainmaker were working with
the Texas
some agency
within the Texas government
and you know that
Dorico was a Peter Thielfellow
Yeah
Yeah
I mean dude this guy
The guy who just gave a speech on the Antichrist
And it's sold out
And also his name
I'm struggling to sell 100 tickets in Chicago
At a 7 p.m.
fucking show because Notre Dame's playing their first home game
And this guy's doing a lecture on the Antichrist
and sells out instantly
unbelievable you know what's crazy is that if you rearrange the letter of letters of peter thiel's name
yeah it it comes out to reptilian the reptile i believe yeah i don't know i don't know if that means
anything but yeah it does mean he's a fucking reptile that's what that fucking mean look at the guy
look at the guy the guy's sweating without sweating how do you do that how do you not sweat why
looking completely sweaty and the craziest thing about cloud seeding and kemter
is that Disney now
is going back to old
movies and taking out the blue
skies and putting in
cloudy skies.
What?
Yes. Huh.
So then no one remembers when they were blue skies.
I'll have to look into that. That's interesting.
Yeah, I mean, they're all dark arts, dude.
It's just ridiculous.
And how about Cash Patel
two weeks before the Charlie Kirk incident
fires the head of the FBI in Utah
who was well regarded as an excellent agent
she was Muslim and he fired her two weeks before
that's crazy
yeah there's a lot of inconsistencies
with this this Charlie Kirk assassination
I just can't believe how many people just are buying a hook line and sinker
You know, people that I love are like, dude, come on, get off the Israel thing.
Just go with the, dude, it's a trans furry.
Come on, man.
You know, I think that we're not really going to ever be able to determine what actually happened there
because you can't trust the government, you can't trust the news, you can't trust social media.
So we live in a post-truth age.
And the only thing we can really control is what our response is to this collectively as Americans.
So I think it's really important that we understand.
stand on both sides of the aisle, really on all sides of the aisle, I should say, any side of the
political horseshoe that we don't kill other people with dissenting opinions and we condemn
everybody that does because otherwise we're not going to be able to maintain the fabric of our
society and we're going to live in a fucking dystopian totalitarian fascist hellscape. And I also don't
think that the people in this country who claim to be fascists, I don't think they even want
that secretly, but they're kind of just saying that as a platitude. Well, they're completely
controlled.
They're completely
and utterly blackmailed
and controlled. Every single one of them.
You know, if you study Bill
Clinton's history,
he catches an essay
charge very early
in his college career.
Miraculously gets off on it, and then that's how they got
you. Same thing with Snoop Dog.
He's on trial for murder
gets off when they got him dead the rights.
And then he's got him. And then he comes
out about gay shit and kids.
movies he gets so much shit he has to apologize because you again when they blow you up and the
entire gangster rap fucking genre is astroturfed to control black people he has to dance or else
they'll off that motherfucker you think they they off charlie kirk if you want to believe that's real
and i i do right i mean if they're going to off that guy in front of everybody you don't
think they'll offer rapper he a grandpa rapper he's your grandpa this guy's bringing his
grandkids to movies and they're like damn grandpa snoop you're like what my kid knows about
snoop dog she's five i'm like how do you know about snoop dog i saw my ketchup i'm like oh god
they're early yeah well then then there's that uh infamous alleged meeting between
people that were producing records
and the investing in private prisons
back in the early 90s that were conspiring
to basically push music
that would influence certain populations
to commit crimes.
Not because they own the prisons.
Right?
I mean, that's a giant
Chad Zulak won't stop calling me.
What do you want for me to do?
You know, the Texas thing
to wrap that up,
at least while I'm here because I got to get going.
I didn't realize that somebody else had to use the mix pre, the equipment in here.
So I got to split the next couple minutes.
But what I do want to say about the Texas flood thing was that regardless of what the made it happen,
I think it's really important that we take events like those and we see the good that people do out of them.
like people from all over Texas were coming together I mean all over Texas we met people that were sleeping in their trucks to volunteer we met a guy that was from new mexico he hitchhiked there and was sleeping in a tent inside of one of the houses that was flooded out just to keep volunteering so I think that kind of bridging any sort of you know racial or political or sexual bridges bridging those divides bridging those divides I think that's important because we're at like a breaking point it feels like well they want
They want you to demand martial law.
Yeah, that's really what it seems like.
It seems like they want the left-wing people to demand that,
and they also want the right-wing people.
Those are the two sides of the horseshoe that are, in my opinion,
most malleable because they're the most emotional, really.
Well, you also manipulate rich kids who don't have any problems
so they have to make up problems.
they have to fight windmills and shadows and caves
so you make these big issues for them
that have nothing to do with their life
because their life is really good
so they have to fucking pick up the mantle
for someone else's injustice
and their oppression
I mean they've done studies
and I know you gotta go
but they've done studies where
most of the people in Hollywood
that got all the DEI jobs
all came from Ivy League schools
so it's just like
who are you really helping
I'm not saying like
there's people
People like Tiffany Haddish who came from, you know, foster care and Jamar neighbors who came from foster care that get big pops.
But, I mean, for the most part, it's just rich kids, cosplaying oppressed.
It just gets them off.
It's just, you know, there used to be this female comic who was like this tall, gorgeous female comic.
And she was just all into the Me Too.
And she would just act like she had to escape the fucking plantation just to get to an open mic.
You know, like that's the way she carried herself, the way.
she tried to act like she was so impressed
even though she was gorgeous tall
and everyone loved them you know
you know it's like crazy
what um
one more thing real quick
what's your opinion on
Nick Fuentes
well it's very interesting
you bring this up because Nick Fuentes
is going through a little thing right now
because he's doubling down
that there's no connection to Israel
and everyone's going
that's a really weird
180 from this guy.
It is, boy. I mean, really
weird. And even his own fans
are like annihilating him for it.
So the question becomes
after
Charlie Kirk gets taken out
is it like, hey, listen,
you can be next
or you can take this fat
sum of cash, this
fractured reserve banking money that
we just printed out of nowhere
and you could take these millions of dollars
and start playing fucking
ball and and even his rise could be seen as astroturfing you know because now
nick flintas all of his stuff gets cut up and put on the other there's people whose whole channel
is breaking down nick flintez content so it's like yeah you're you you know for for five years or
so you were you were banned to the darkest deepest realms of the internet but now you're
fucking everywhere.
Yeah.
Dude, I almost think
that the wave
of anti-Semitism on
Instagram and on really all
social media, I guess, it's almost
like it's a sci-op in and of itself.
Well, Israel wants everybody to hate
them. That's why. It's part of their biblical
prophecy. That's why they're filming
everything. That's why they're taking these
big swings with laws
and possible connections to
assassination. Because biblically,
it's foretold that the world
will go to war with Israel.
That's what they want.
These old crazy retards,
these religious retards who are like 85,
and they're like,
when is this going to happen?
I've been doing this my whole life.
Come on, let's get it going.
Yeah, it's like they want the,
they want to manufacture the Bible,
not the Bible, the, sorry,
the Talmud, I guess that's the book.
It's like they want to manufacture it to.
100%.
They're following a script and they're manufacturing it happening.
Dude, did you know that the number one supporter of Zionism in America is actually Christian white Protestants?
Yeah, 100% because they're fucking retards too.
They're retards.
I mean, dude, they follow the Schofield Bible.
And the truth of the matter is, is like, and Johnny, you can argue with me with this or not.
But the state of Israel is not the Israel of the Bible.
The Israel, the Bible is a mindset of.
following the teachings of Jesus and and you look how everyone's going after Jesus everyone's going
after Christianity that is Israel is the teachings of Jesus the the the the the connections to
Abraham that's what that is no I think you're I mean Israel wasn't a country in the modern sense
for sure it's just they just completely yeah go on it was like I mean it was like a I would just say like
in the early days especially it was like a confederation of kingdoms you know i guess you would say
like a collection of these kingdoms like small regional states that just wasn't how things were
yeah yeah no you're totally right yeah and like i said on rogan he let me give one one prediction
europe will go in and and they will they will basically police the situation between
you know palestinians and israel and you already see that now with
basically Spain sending 50 boats of food to Gaza.
And Israel's going to have to make a decision.
Are they going to go to war with Spain?
And that will be the beginning of it.
Oh, man.
That's.
It's all biblically prophesized.
And they're just, I don't know if Spain's playing into it,
because they might have these crazy zealots.
But that's what these fucking whack jobs,
who basically live on welfare.
and get paid to study the Talmud are trying to make.
That's your life.
Which I saw Ben Shapiro with his bloody mic that he picked up,
predicting that this thing will be over in two weeks in Israel.
So we'll see.
I mean, he was optimistic that it was nearing the end.
I pray.
Well, I mean, Israel has civil war going on.
But what does that mean in two weeks?
He just comes to an end?
Yeah, he seemed to think.
And we all move on.
We're like, okay, you were an asshole.
Nobody did anything wrong.
Let's forgive and forget.
It's never going to go back.
They're good people on both sides.
They're good people on both sides.
Okay, Gary, you did great today.
One more time, tell them where they can find you.
So the documentaries that we've put out and are going to be putting out are going to be on Drinkin' Bros.
YouTube.
And then I have my own YouTube where other content we make comes out called Street Gonzo
and then follow my Instagram Street Gonzo because that's where I'm the most active until I am found in a ditch somewhere.
with a prostitute and like a dirty needle or something because I feel like if they're going to
kill me it'll probably be something related to. Are you hitting meetings at all, dude?
No, I'm actually pretty solid. You have my number, dude. You got to call me. Yeah.
We'll talk, dude. I think it's important to surround yourself with people. I mean, you're talking
about shooting yourself in a dick and going to whorehouses. I mean, God bless your, God bless your
authenticity. I think you're more, more, there's more people like you than
anyone wants to admit i think that's why the show does really well i think all my content does
really well because people relate more to the truth than this fucking this artificial
presentation that is just infecting comedy right now so many fucking liars and that's okay
and you know it is what it is everyone do your own thing i don't care we're in our wedding singer
phase of comedy right now where everything's vapid retards and that's okay because people need to
escape. I totally get it, but
you're, you're, either
you're get in the middle of the hurt or you're going to
get lost. That's my opinion, and I'm here to
talk to you about it. And it's real simple
shit. All right, buddy, I appreciate
you guys. Great show. Let's break down this episode.
All right, guys. What did you guys think about Gary?
I like that guy, man.
I love Gary. He's living
dangerous, but I like him.
I can't wait to watch his journey as
he gets closer to God and he stops going to
prostitutes. I thought you were going to say
you can't wait to watch a documentary.
No, I mean, I'm in one of his docs.
I'll watch his doc for sure.
But his dick.
Yeah, his dick one where he injected his penis out of 45 degree angle.
Just blare it out, bro.
Yeah, I don't know about that, dude.
It's interesting.
But Johnny, you had some breaking news, huh?
Yeah, okay.
So it's a little unclear.
So Jimmy Kimmel had some comments about Charlie Kirk.
And I guess I'll just play them here.
Uh, because I hadn't seen this.
Had you seen this, Sam?
I assume it's this.
So this is Luke from Luke Rakowski, uh, his Twitter.
We love some new lows over the weekend with the Maga Gang desperately trying to characterize
this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything
they can to score political points from it.
In between the finger pointing, there was, uh, grieving on Friday the White House flew the flags
at half staff, which got some criticism.
But on a human level, you can see.
how hard the president is taking this how are you holding up for the last day and a
half this is bad very good and by the way right there you see all the trucks they've just started
construction of the new ballroom for the white house which is something they've been trying to get
as you know for about 150 years and it's going to be a beauty yes he's at the fourth stage of grief
construction demolition construction this is not how an adult grieves the murder of someone he called
a friend this is how a four-year-old mourns a goldfish okay yeah so i mean trump obviously not a good
look for him but the first part of that where he's trying he's talking about i mean if okay let's just
take it on face value the news it's obvious that the guy as he is presented is a left i mean he's
dating a trans person, you know what I mean?
Like, what are we talking about with that?
So Kimmel is just being a dick there.
But the news is from the Spectator Index.
Jimmy Kimmel's show set to stop airing on ABC after Charlie Kirk comments.
Now, I'm not sure, now you said, Sam, that you saw that it was the next star affiliates, possibly, that weren't, that we're going to pull his show or preempt it.
So Kimmel seems to be in some, this is breaking as we're talking here.
So he seems to be in some hot water over that.
Yeah, there's a lot of dumb stuff being said right now that said that the FCC chair has threatened ABC and Disney over his remarks about Charlie Kirk, which, you know, I don't like seeing that necessarily the government.
Well, let's get into it, Johnny. Let's get into it. You know, it's like, obviously I have personal feelings about Jimmy Kimmel because one of my favorite people on planet Earth, Dom Barris works there. And I don't want to see Don Barris loses job.
I don't know where Don Barris goes from there.
I'm sure he could get another job crowd warming up.
I hope that would happen.
But I don't want to see Don Barris loses his job.
I love Don Barris.
He's a unique talent.
He's a blessing.
He is one of the bedrocks of the comedy store.
Jimmy Kimmel is one of those dudes who have closed doors behind him, which, again, I don't care if you,
I have no problems with, let me say like that.
I have no problems with if you evolve as a human being over time.
Xavier, how old do you?
30, 31?
32.
You're 32 years old.
The Xavier of 32 years old is not going to be saying Xavier of 40 years old.
He will grow, he will learn, he will understand how the world works more and more over time.
So I have no problems with people changing.
Again, I always have the issue with people closing doors.
behind them okay and the left progressive left is the biggest hypocrites of that so i told you guys
after we recorded that i did a show at the comedy store uh last night and what do you want me
say this for broken sim with this more broken sim story no it's up to you whatever you think okay
so i did a show at the store last night and i was talking about all the people that got
fired for celebrating charlie kirk's death and the joke is you're going to go to starbucks tomorrow it's
empty because they're all going to be fired right it's a funny joke i did in chicago got big laughs did
at the comedy store last night got crickets and i always do this thing when i go hey man how many
people from in the audience are from l.A if half or the majority of the people clap from l.A it's going to be a
shitty crowd if more people clap that aren't from l.A it's going to be a better crowd because l.A. is in a
bubble that's still in
2015
where people get hurt.
Now, I have no problems
with some of the younger comics.
I think the younger comics
are just much better writers
than the comics of my era.
I just think we're better performers.
And the biggest problem I have
with comedians right now
of this younger generation,
nobody's provocative.
Everybody's just doing
corporate-friendly comedy.
Like I said this before,
like the comics of the path
if the comics of today
were from my era they would all be doing
corporate gigs and fucking
they'd be doing corporate gigs
cruise ships and writing on shitty TV shows
kind of like the 80s all over again
when everybody was trying to get a pilot right
right but even that
like you know you saw some big names
but you're talking about the times when
Sam Kenneson and Richard Pryor
and George Carlin were
roaming the stages
there was still room for like chaos
and all you know the stories of like
Sam Kennison was used
to clear out the room
that's what Mitsy Shore would do at a certain
time in the year she would put up
she would put up Sam
Kesson and he would clear out the room so the staff
could get ready to close down
that's that's what the store was
and you know
the only consistency in the universe
has changed and things change and
that's fine the biggest
problem I have and again
they're better comics than we
they were better, they're better writers than we are,
is that these young kids have been so traumatized by cancel culture
that they're only doing safe comedy now.
Everybody is a demographic mascot.
They all talk about their demographic.
You know everybody's act as they're walking to the stage.
And even though the avenue to become famous,
that rewards that is dead,
that's what they're doing.
the avenue now that that leads to money, fame, fortune tends to be authenticity.
So I go up on stage and I just, and this might be just in my head,
but I feel there's not an appreciation for what I'm trying to do on stage,
which is burn everything to the ground, okay?
It's just, it's this desire to kill political correctness because political correctness
is the reason why we live in such a sick society right now.
uh we are allowing people to act out of whack i i don't want to say out of pocket because johnny says
it's the wrong use of the word no no no it's just the moderate yeah it's like become a thing yeah
apparently i looked it up the other day it came out of blackpool hall scene in the 50s but yeah
right but what am i what am i trying to say if i'm not trying to say that out of you know
so they're acting a fool yeah you know they're acting they're you know nobody's taking any chances
and you know so i do the set it's a fucking fun weird
set. The guy after me kind of
fucking makes fun of me saying
retarded and Charlie Kirk a thousand times
and I don't get really mad at that because
that's what I used to do when I filed dice
all the time or I filed fucking A. Griffin
one time I ripped Eddie Griffin so
hard that I had New York City managers
calling to represent me because
everyone had talked about it.
I've had a couple sets at the store where people
from New York City called and we're like, what the
fuck's he doing?
But again,
when I'm going up at 11th
45 in the room and I'm the first one challenging these people now there are some guys there
like bruce gray i think is his name he's really fucking good he takes chances there's a couple
guys there but for the most part it's demographic mascot comedy and i don't hate him for it
i i root for comedian especially when i see guys start as a door guy become a regular that's a
passage uh of that's that i celebrate because i did that as well and it's you know you kind of go
through it to get to it.
But again, there's, and maybe
people are too dumb to understand it.
And, you know, buzzwords happen. So I say
Charlie Kirk, everyone shuts down.
They don't listen to what I'm saying. The only regret I had
from the set last night is I didn't challenge
this chick more. I asked anyone
find that hypocritical. She goes, yeah.
And I didn't want to piss off her
boyfriend because they were out on a date.
I didn't want to ruin his date night.
But in hindsight, I should have
pressed her even harder.
Because the, the progressive
left, and this goes back to Jimmy Kimball,
the progressive left
created the rules of the game.
Yes, in the 80s, maybe
you can go back to the 60s,
the Christian conservatives were
kind of shouting about the devil and
drugs and sex and stuff.
But I would say,
I would say, that was in
cancel culture, that was
censorship. And there's
a big difference between that.
Cancel culture is, you lose
everything. I've lost patrons. You
YouTube channels, Twitter. I had to pay three grand for my Instagram. That is cancel culture.
Censorship is me being shadow ban. Do you understand the difference? I'm still there,
but I'm not being able to be seen by anybody. It's the thing that the ADL came up with,
which they're so proud. Freedom of speech, not freedom of reach. So I would say back then they
were censoring. Those people never got dropped. You never saw Twisted Sister. You never saw ACDC. You never saw
Slayer, you never saw all these demonic bands
get dropped from their labels. No, the labels
realized that was great promotion, and they ran with it.
And maybe, you know, a bunch of Christians bought their album, which
helps the artist. They bought their albums and then
burned them.
But it was, and they were never, you never saw Slayer
sponsored by Nike or Jamba Juice or any of these, like Lil Nas X-Kits.
People all come with Satanic, and then next thing you know,
he's got a Verizon Wireless commercial, okay?
So he never saw that.
So there's no cancellation going on with that.
But getting fired, okay, getting fired from your job like Shane Gillis when he says,
Gook, kike, right?
He gets fired for that.
That's cancellation.
You have created, you have, the cancellation of today was created by the left.
the the the the human resources person is simply a progressive nanny for progress like you know
I'm not going to say who told me wink wink about somebody in the office whose pronouns change
moment to moment in the office and everyone had to kind of play a clue game of clue to guess
what their pronouns were at that time that and then and if you didn't get them right you'd have
a talk with human resources that's bullying that is that is that is
cancel culture from the left and now it's come back and it's stung them in the ass so now jimmy
kimmel's losing affiliates for what he said well jimmy kimmo and all of his friends were the ones
who have kind of turned back them they're back on how they used to be jimmy kimmel on the man show
jimmy you know i mean doing jimmy kimmel doing black face and all that stuff so just know guys on
the left and the right and i'm sure there's nobody from the left that listens to show or
he's going to listen to this point in the show
once
you create a rule
that you want to be used against people you don't
like it will become a back
it will come back around and be used
against you
right
so when you have
so when you have
the pro
choice people
I mean we live in a state which is pro
choice for abortion
right and then
the equivalent of pro life
or the state decides whether you take vaccines or not.
How is that a parallel?
How does that work out?
How does that thought process?
What's some mental gymnastics you have to get there?
Well, once the pro-choice people decide to tell everybody they had to get to
the vaccine, they lost their ground.
And then all of a sudden you saw all these pro-life laws being passed all over the country
because everyone said what you your beliefs are you you don't stand on business right you're not
standing on business and they lost ground for that for their hypocrisy because once you
establish a rule for other people it will become back and bite you in the ass and that's
exactly what has happened with with the the uh with jimmy kimmel you you can't suddenly become a
progressive term you're back on everything you did before and then not expected to bite you in
the ass and again i'm sad because dom berris is one of them my favorite people on planet earth
and i would hate to see him lose his job but like we were talking before the show jimmy kimmel used
to be a savage you don't think he'll then you don't think he'll just end up on youtube
where it's just now he can kind of have do whatever they want because that's what pierce smorgas
knows it's just uncensored now you don't think it'll be jimmy uh jimmy kimmo uncensored like now we get
talk whatever we want and now even say stupid or shit and get away with it.
I mean, like, doesn't that make him look bad?
Yeah, and I have confirmed here it is the affiliates.
Well, now this just says, okay, New York Times has something from 11 minutes ago that just says flat out ABC pulls kennel off the air for,
huh, now that would be something if they just, I mean, what does that even mean pulls him off the,
why isn't it?
Okay.
Oh, God, that fucking New York Times.
I can't get the lead because you have to pay for them.
Yep.
Uh-huh.
Yep, exactly.
They catch me every single time.
Give me a second.
Let me see if I can.
Yeah, it's not going to let me.
But yeah, so I'm not sure, Sam.
I mean.
I mean, well, I don't know if you guys know.
South Park took down the episode.
Oh, County Central took it down.
Yeah.
Yeah, they took it.
They also delayed their episode this week, which is,
I'm not, maybe it's happened a few times because,
they do push it up to the deadline famously, but
they do, I wonder what they were talking
about, or they're going to talk about that they
pushed an episode back a week.
And I sent you that, Sam, you mentioned
the Tucker Carlson thing. He tweeted
that they are, they pushed it back
to the 23rd, the 9-11 documentary.
Oh, because of the shooting?
Because of the shooting, yeah, they said,
Okay, okay.
Okay, Walt Disney on ABC said on Wednesday,
it will indefinitely stop airing
Jimmy Kimmel Live after
remarks. So he's going to get fired.
they're just going to be right must be they're going to i bet the affiliates what you saw
next are like called no way like hey we're not putting up with this and then they're like well
that means he's done uh i mean when when does that somebody get indefinitely suspended and
end up coming back to work it just doesn't really happen doesn't that's crazy i mean and i'm
going to be honest with you like the reaction of trump was something you could talk about talk oh that
was hilarious i mean i don't i didn't see anything where he said he was making
in front of Charlie Kirk dying.
Well, it was the first part where he was talking about
Republicans trying to spin it to make it
look like he was anything but
one of them.
And the guy, I mean, if you take it at face value,
was obviously not
a right winger. I mean, that's
ridiculous. Yeah, the only
stance is he grew up conservative,
which you can, I mean, supposedly
his parents are super conservative, but other than that,
that doesn't make you conservative if your parents are.
Yeah, I mean, you tend to be the opposite
of your parents. Yeah. I mean, I mean,
I mean, Republicans make Democrats. Democrats make Republicans.
And I mean, did you see the text messages?
I mean, if you believe the text messages.
I do not.
I do not.
But, I mean, it's obvious that he was like, he's like, I just had enough of his hatred.
Yeah.
There's a certain kind of hate.
I'm going to go to my vehicle.
I'm going to grab my rifle.
Do not tell anybody about this.
It was like, go look under the keyboard.
I left a note.
My father, you know, who says my father?
You know, like, they just think we're stupid.
But this is nonlinear warfare.
So what do you guys think about P, what is it, PDE or whatever,
the guy Patrick Bed Davis talking about downplaying Candace Owens and Tucker,
how they're already jumping the gun on saying it was Israel.
And he's like, oh, we can't go there.
Yeah, you guys are are obviously.
Patrick, Matt David is is controlled.
Yeah.
You know, but it's very interesting.
Candice Owens brought up this.
And, you know, people have definite feelings on Candice Owens.
And I don't always agree with her on a lot stuff.
I do agree with her on everything
but I tend to agree with her on a lot of stuff
Charlie Kirk was the only one
who didn't have Netanyahu on his show
everybody else had Netanyahu
he didn't have him on it
and you know
the way that
that fucking crazy
Ackman guy is trying to downplay
the fight
and then everyone's coming forward going
Charlie Kirk told me that this happened
he came to me and told me it happened
Wait, who said? Bill Ackman said that?
Bill Ackman said that their interaction was cordial and there was no threats made.
Right.
So if you see there's an episode, I think, of Pierce Morgan where Dave Smith is debating a Israeli human rights lawyer.
So they talk about how there was a lawyer there that just starts screaming at Charlie Kirk.
and that was on i'm sorry i'm trying to i'm looking digging through it here it's uh says this says
bill agman shares text from charlie kirk yeah he's trying to act like it was cordial like
no one's saying the text was threatening everyone's saying the meeting was threatening
and that and that um charlie kirk said he was going to be blackmailed in some sort of way
okay you know this is when they had that meeting that canis owens was talking about where
Bill Ackman was there and some other big hitters, right?
To kind of warn him off of.
Yeah, Candice Owens gave that guy an invitation to come on a show
and prove that there was never a meeting or nothing like that.
So we'll see that where that goes too.
This says Dave Smith smashes the narrative, that Israel.
Yeah, I mean, I love Dave Smith, and I would be very nervous.
I was in his position.
I think a lot of those guys at the very highest levels,
And I'm okay with if you don't want to believe it's Israel.
I just don't know how you can say it's 100% not Israel.
You can't.
I just don't know how you could say that.
I can understand if you're nervous and you're like, yeah, I don't see it.
You know, it's like, ah, I'm going to say it.
And Dave Smith is a G amongst G's, you know.
But I would tell you that it's, you know, you have to go a long way before you can get me to believe.
that a trans furry lover who lived four hours away picked the right place at the right time
and did all this stuff over people that have had financial investments in this guy
and we're happy with what he's saying and have a history of doing this yeah yeah or I mean
would you think the guy might think he did it by the way it's entirely possible that's the
best no he said he did do it but but the best but the best well
Well, we've heard that.
But I'm saying the best Patsy is a Patsy who thinks they did.
Which is Mark David Chapman.
Exactly.
Yeah.
What do you think about the theory that, because a lot of people don't want to do live events no more, but that makes it seem like the left one.
People stop doing live events.
Tim Dillian.
Yeah.
What's Adam Stein going to?
I mean, Alex Stein going to do.
He's like, whoa.
Well, you know, this is the big debate that I have with Dylan last night.
that went the entire hour
is like
if we've seen
Israel talk about how they're losing the narrative
and now in the last couple weeks
I'd say a month they've literally bought up
all the media
they bought up all the media
they bought TikTok
they want by CNN
they bought CBS and you go down the list
of things they bought
okay
so obviously the message is important
And now you got somebody who's starting to go off message that you invested millions and millions and millions of dollars in.
The best way to tell people stop talking shit is to show what could be the results of talking shit.
And now you have guys going, I'm not doing live events.
I'm not doing live events.
It's like, okay.
We'll see.
I mean, so they say TikTok is doing the most damage and now they just sold it to two Israelis.
the U.S. government forced China to sell the majority share to two Israelis.
Yeah, Donald Trump did say the deal was done yesterday.
A deal has been made between the U.S. and China to keep TikTok running in the U.S.
And you're saying it's two Israelis, huh?
Yeah, it's the guy who owns Oracle.
The weird guy always says looks like he's in the Shasta.
yeah yeah yeah and then it's the other guy that's been on rogan a couple times
larry elson and i forget the other guy's been on rogan a bunch time which is very interesting
because he's talked about all the conspiracies and broken down a lot of shit so it's interesting
that he's one of the owners because he kind of had an enlightened point of view on shit oh and
drison horowitz also okay so it's or oracle and drison horowitz and others yeah so yeah i mean could
you get uh drado horowitz i mean could you get more of a jewish name that's the company name but yeah
it's two last names andreason horowitz yeah so i mean that's where we're at i mean what a great
way i mean you got people saying they're not doing live events mark and dresen and ben horowitz
yeah uh one thing i wanted to say too that was interesting that i noted i tried to look up
that disney thing about them removing that and they've done some kind of camouflage in the search
because Disney sold this company called Blue Sky.
So it's one of those things you can't Google
because it's just all covered up
with this company Blue Sky that Disney dumped,
this animation studio or something.
So I thought that was kind of interesting
that it's hard to,
it's hard to Google it now because they've kind of...
Why are they...
Why do that?
I tried to search that thing
about them removing blue skies from films, you know?
But it's covered up,
kind of camouflaged in the Google search
by Disney selling this animation company
called Blue Sky. Oh, interesting. Isn't that what
Kanye West said about why with Black Panther? So you can't
learn about the Black Panthers?
It's like the same one about Frozen. You can't look up Walt Disney
Frozen because you type in Frozen and all you fucking get is the movie Frozen
for a million and thousand one videos. Yeah.
Also, you're talking about me wanting to live a long time. I'll mention that
the Bible mentions the reward for wisdom like dozens of
times as long life obeying your parents long life is the blessing so long life is a virtue in the
bible and the blessing of god uh just wanted so yeah john am seeing people are talking about
disney a bc is pulling jimmy kimmel off air nationally effective immediately and indefinitely
yeah that's what we were saying what do they what did what a great i mean like what what did
uh rob emmanuel say never let a good um a good what's it called a good a good
good what was it like a good crisis go to wait so it's like they probably like how like dude
we're paying all this money for this thing nobody's watching it oh look bang bye bang goodbye so dude
you know who's got me feeling really weird right now jimmy fell and they got to be like oh no
oh dude they're getting rid of late night yeah they're they're going to be done they're not
going to have late night anymore that's so sad i know it's it's depressing it's so depressing it was
over though good late night was over when letterman left
Yeah, 100%.
He was done.
And, you know...
He was never, though, he never beat Leno.
Like, maybe once.
I know his whole run did he ever beat Leno, who was, you know, the...
Well, Johnny, it's like comparing Kill Bill to Shrek.
Yeah, totally.
They're trying to do two different things.
Yeah, and one of the...
And it's a miracle letterman was as popular as he was, honestly.
Well, it's like my brother one time said to me, he goes,
dude, I don't know what the big deal is.
That, that, the final episode of, uh, breaking back.
got like 10 million views.
That's what Duck Dicey gets every episode.
I go, they're two different types of shows.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Two different types shows.
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Here's a clip from the latest broken sim.
Campaigning, Donald Trump very much was a supporter of releasing everything about Epstein.
Yeah.
And then a couple months back changed his tune dramatically.
And then we heard about this letter that sounded incredibly fake.
To me, it sounded fake.
Where it was written in a birthday journal of Epstein, you know, this kind of like a poetry thing.
where he was clearly referencing underage stuff.
He's talked about it before.
He goes, he likes him on the younger side.
Yeah, he's thought about it.
And then, finally, now, we've seen the thing.
Here it is.
It's got Donald Trump's signature on it at the bottom.
And does that look like the silhouette of a grown-ass woman to you?
No, look at those beak, those eight cups.
That is not a grown woman's silhouette.
Yeah, that looks like a hermaphrodite.
So if you're listening, it's the shape, like an outline of a woman.
and then two breasts, very underdeveloped, I think, is what you would say.
Very underdeveloped.
They look like trans tits.
And to remind you if you haven't seen.
Those are trans tits, which makes me think that Epstein was into trans.
Even a trans wouldn't be happy with those tits.
Okay, voiceover.
There must be more to life than having everything.
Donald.
Yes, there is, but I won't tell you what it is.
Jeffrey, nor will I.
Should we do this like a Bigfoot Theater?
Oh, yeah.
Do we do Bigfoot theater?
Hold on.
Who should I?
You be Jeffrey.
Oh.
You be Jeffrey.
What did he write a scene?
Yeah.
You haven't seen this yet.
It's a scene.
No, I didn't know it was that.
Yeah, it's a scene.
Okay.
Voiceover.
I'll play Donald.
Okay.
Oh, no.
No, you got to be, just do Woody Allen.
Yeah, you got to be Woody Allen.
Yeah, you got to be Woody Allen.
Okay, okay.
Okay, here we go.
Ready?
There must be more to life than having everything.
Yes, there is.
But I wouldn't tell you what it is.
Nor will I.
Since I also know what it is.
we have certain things in common yes we do with they're the best geoffrey uh yes yes we do come
come to think of it yeah what's that enigmas enigmas an enigmas never age have you ever
noticed that as a matter of fact it was clear to me the last the last time i saw you uh donald
uh pal is a wonderful thing
Happy birthday, and we may, and may every day be another wonderful secret,
like best secrets ever of all time, the best.
We love secrets.
Signed.
Signed scribble.
Donald, well, it says Donald J. Trump right at the bottom.
Donald J. Trump.
Am I the worst?
No, that wasn't too bad.
It was pretty.
I love Bigfoot theater.
We got to do more.
We got to do more of those.
We should have people send in their own Bigfoot theater.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, submit your Bigfoot Theater.
Send in your own Bigfoot theater.
Go to Patreon.com slash Broken Simulation.
It cannot be that homerotic.
No, it can be a little bit of homerotic, not between me and Johnny.
It's got to be YouTubeable.
It's got to YouTube.
If you go to, I tell you what, if you want to guarantee we do it, go to broken.
Patreon.com slash broken simulation.
You can submit your little scene there.
Not longer than like minute of dialogue.
Yeah.
I mean, like this is how much dialogue we want.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just one minor underage girl worth.
of dialogue.
But, I mean, okay, so now there's two options with this.
Either the president is a creep right there with...
No, no, he is a creep.
Right there with Epstein, though.
Because this is creepy, or he is being set up, I mean, as badly as you can imagine by...
I mean, if this is fake, if that's not his signature and he had no knowledge, as he claims, he claims that.
He's denying it.
I draw the best kid's tits ever.
I draw the best kid's tits ever.
Which I don't think he drew that.
He had somebody scribbled that up and come up with that because he's not that type of person creative, but he signed it.
That's his endorsement.
It was under his imprimatur.
That matters.
And so either it's an incredible fake, which is possible.
He's being stitched up by the CIA.
What do you think, Johnny?
Because this is a level of stupid.
Yes.
Okay?
This is a level of dumb that only an idiot would do.
Okay?
Like, if you know this guy and.
you said he likes him young on the younger side you love them they're fun for him okay um have
you seen the picture of how shredded like geoffrey fstein looked what shirtless or something go to my
m tracy on twitter go to m tracy and how do you okay hold on i'll just see if i can find it no no
no no no no that was no that's go put in go twitter m tracy is that uh anderson cooper no yes
What is...
You don't think Erison Cooper is gay shredded?
M. Tracy, just M. Tracy.
Yeah, M. Tracy.
Yeah, that's it.
Michael Tracy, okay.
Yeah.
I think he has a picture of him.
And Mike Tracy is just destroying his life right now.
Not that far.
Just go down.
How about it a media?
Yeah, it should be pictures.
Oh, you guys suck.
Let me just see how far can...
It's not that it shouldn't be that far.
It shouldn't be that far.
He was just talking about today.
Like, what do we do?
he's got tweets as much as you do yeah this is all he's doing he can't oh we're back to
august six now you know it should have been it should have been out i don't know where it is but
what was it's a picture it's like this weird random picture of five guys with their shirts off
geoffrey eps see if you look up geoffrey epson shirt off picture he's kind of shredded dude
no it's a black like a boat or something it's like in some weird room i wish i could find it let me see
real quick but anyways you have to be the biggest idiot on planet earth to believe this shit
well here's the other thing that wait wait believe what you don't think that that's no to do to do that
to like to like just to to like send a birthday wish alluding to pedophilia
here's the final here's an alternative that I will suggest now Trump is and his administration have been saying that this is a hoax then you have Mike Johnson come out this week's speaker and say that Trump was actually an informant which we've heard for the FBI in this case John what do you think I'm going to call this call what what's going on right now what do you what I don't know nonlinear warfare oh but okay so yeah yeah entirely they don't know if you're going they don't want you to know if you're going they don't want you
known if you're coming or going. Both of those things can't be true though. It's either something
or Donald Trump was an informant. Now, this fits in the context of Donald Trump being an
informant if he was instructed somehow to do this and they knew they were also blackmailing Trump
by making him pretend to be Jeffrey Epstein's friend. But that's, I mean, that's 4D chess right there.
That's 90D. Yeah. I mean, that's a lot of. Okay. So what do you guys want me to do?
What we want you to do is you're going to make friends with this prolific.
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We go deep, home, boy.
Aaron, open your mind.
Drink from the fountain of knowledge.
There's lizard people everywhere.
That's some interdimensional shit.
Wake up, Aaron.
This is only the beginning.
You just blew my mind.
hack into oil.