Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #925: Black Magic Sorcery With Joey Haim

Episode Date: September 21, 2025

In the latest Tin Foil Hat episode with Joey Haim, the discussion spirals deep into claims that Charlie Kirk’s shooting was all AI — no new angles, no evidence, just a digital narrative projected on the airwaves. They go on to insist that Kobe Bryant’s crash was faked: “no black smoke to be found,” they say, as if that absence alone debunks the whole event. And when Trump appears? This definitely ain’t the real one — they argue the personality, the aura, everything is “completely total different,” a puppet, a placeholder, a misdirection. From there Joey and Sam jump into the idea that aliens running the earth are using black magic and witchcraft to fool us and push agendas through veiled rituals and hidden codes. Pro and college sports aren’t what they seem either: fully scripted by magik, not by mere humans, especially when you bring gematria into the mix — every jersey number, every schedule, every televised scandal, they claim, is a piece of some grand esoteric puzzle. It’s equal parts high paranoia and metaphysical theatre, the kind that leaves you looking at every headline with suspicion and every fixture in the sports calendar as coded ritual.  Thank you for your support! Please subscribe to the new Tin Foil Hat youtube channel:  https://www.youtube.com/@TinFoilHatYoutube Please check out Sam Tripoli's 3rd Crowd Work Special "Barbecued: Live From Kansas City" on Sept 20th!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwVX5MkcYR0 Grab your copy of the 2nd issue of the Chaos Twins now and join the Army Of Chaos: https://bit.ly/415fDfY Check out Sam "DoomScrollin with Sam Tripoli and Midnight Mike" Every Tuesday At 4pm pst on Youtube, X Twitter, Rumble and Rokfin! Join the WolfPack at Wise Wolf Gold and Silver and start hedging your financial position by investing in precious metals now!  Go to samtripoli.gold and use the promo code "TinFoil" and we thank Tony for supporting our show. CopyMyCrypto.com: The ‘Copy my Crypto’ membership site shows you the coins that the youtuber ‘James McMahon’ personally holds - and allows you to copy him. So if you’d like to join the 1300 members who copy James, then stop what you’re doing and head over to: https://copymycrypto.com/tinfoilhat/ You’ll not only find proof of everything I’ve said - but my listeners get full access for just $1 LiveLongerFormula.com: Check out https://www.livelongerformula.com/sam — Christian is a longevity author and functional health expert who helps you fix your gut, detox, boost testosterone, and sleep better so you can thrive, not just survive. Watch his free masterclass on the 7 Deadly Health Fads, and if it clicks, book a free Metabolic Function Assessment to get to the root of your health issues. Want to see Sam Tripoli live?  Get tickets at SamTripoli.com: Ventura, Ca: Headlining the Gigi's Cocktails Lounge on Sept 24th https://bit.ly/3KhUrN7 Tulsa, Ok:  Tin Foil Hat Comedy Is Headlining the Bricktown Comedy Club on Oct 10th https://bricktowntulsa.com/shows/310746   Oklahoma City, Ok: Tin Foil Hat Comedy Is Headlining the Bricktown Comedy Club on Oct 11th https://www.bricktowncomedy.com/events/112032   Austin, Tx:  Headlining The Fat Man At Comedy Mothership Oct 17th-19th https://samtripoli.com/events/?paged=2   Las Vegas, NV:  Tin Foil Hat Comedy Live At The Virgin Hotel Nov 21st https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/95279813/tin-foil-hat-comedy-with-sam-tripoli-and-eddie-bravo-las-vegas-24-oxford   Minneapolis: Headlining The House Of Comedy Dec 11th-13th https://samtripoli.com/events/?paged=3   Morris Plains, NJ: New Year's Eve At The Dojo Of Comedy Dec 31st https://www.tiffscomedy.com/events/121228   Please check out Joey Haim's internet: Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@totalcoincidenceyoey Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/coincidenceyoey Twitter: https://x.com/joeyhaim   Please check out Sam Tripoli's internet: Linktree: https://linktr.ee/samtripoli Please Follow Sam Tripoli's Stand Up Youtube Page: https://www.youtube.com/@SamTripoliComedy Please Follow Sam Tripoli's Comedy Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/samtripolicomedy/ Please Follow Sam Tripoli's Podcast Clip Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samtripolispodcastclips/        

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That's some inter-dimensional shit. Wake up, Aaron. This is only the beginning. You just blew my mind. Are you ready to get your mind-blown? All right, guys, welcome to Timphall Hat live from the Wise Wolf, Golden Silver Studio adjacent, that's right. Go to samtripplea.org, use promo code Timphol,

and you two can get in on the press medals game for as little as $50 a month. press mail sent right to your house very excited to have this next guest on he uh i've seen his clips everywhere he's blowing up i'm like my god the man's got magic uh he's a podcaster he's a sports better he's got a lot going on please welcome joey hym's how are you buddy what's up you guys how are you man when we the first time you reached out to me was that the day after the minnesota shooting that we thought we're going to do it the school shooting and then the second one was the Ukrainian girl all bullshit, all AI, getting stabbed

Oh my God, here we go, yes. Fucking Charlie Kirk, everything else just went away. Very interesting, dude. You know, tragedy strikes I come knocking. Joey, before we get into it, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself and where our listeners can find you?

Well, I have two Instagram pages. I'm not big on Twitter. I got to make more of a YouTube presence, but on Instagram, I have two pages. coincidence yoi with a why because my mother-in-law everything I would show her and prove to her that it's bullshit and it's not true because everything has to be a coincidence for it to be real and so she would get my wife's Mexican and she's from Mexico she would tell me ah yoi no it's coincidence yoi is it coincidence and i used to be conspiracy joey and she and that page was taken away when

i went to the Kobe Bryant helicopter crash site to show everybody how fake it was the next day it was pulled. And then I have another Instagram page. I go by Pick King Joey. I wear a crown. And I expose how fake sports are every day. And, you know, I was a guy that grew up. I diehard sports fan in Los Angeles when I was in my 20s. I'm 54 now. I had the number one sports talk show in Los Angeles. I used to go up against the love lines with Dr. Drew and Jimmy Kimmel. And I'd kick it their ass all the time because we were like the first sports talk radio that we're talking about sex and drugs everything that guys get together when they talk about that's what the show is about and so then it started hitting me slowly and surely slowly but surely after my eyes were awake

with 9 and 11 how sports was fake and they used black the hardest thing for me to escape to accept I used to think it was all scripted that it was just like you know oh we're going to agree on the final score it's going to be 128 104 and this team's going to cover but it's insane because I'm a baseball guy, I coach baseball, I live, eat, and breathe baseball. And so I never understood how they got the desired final scores they wanted. And then it hit me. They use black magic and wizardry for everything. I'll give an example. You guys are all sports fans? Yeah. Yeah. Remember Bill Buckner? Yes. Dude, that ball has to go through his legs with two outs in the ninth inning. And you can watch that thing 10 million times. It's insane how it goes through his leg.

They use magic, and of course he wears number six. You guys know Tesla said 369. And so, yeah, so I expose sports. You know, people pay me. I have a thing where they pay me on my winnable. And, you know, do I get everything right? No, but it's just crazy. The numbers, how they line up.

It's just, it's so obvious. Once you see it, and so all the people that follow me now, I was crazy. When I first found this all out, four years ago, I thought I was crazy. You know, can I mention the C-word C-O-V? Can I mention it? Whatever you want, whatever you want. All right. So, COVID, when I was first saying how it was bullshit

and how all the numbers 33 that popped up. And so back then I was crazy. Now I'll have, like take Apollo, my partner, for example, Apollo, the original. It's so fun doing this because you guys are aware of all this stuff. It's so fun doing with Apollo to Red Filin because he never saw all of this stuff. He never, he couldn't believe it.

He thought planes hit the towers on 9-11. He couldn't believe it. And so now when we do shows together, and I show him stuff, It's cool because in real time, he'll freak out like, oh, my God, look at this. Like the person's name, the FBI's last name is Mason. Oh, my God, and the number 33. And so, you know, it's just a crazy world we live in.

I offered a $10,000 reward, you guys, two months after Kobe's helicopter crash. I said, the first person that can show me black smoke in the skies of Calabasas that day, because, you know, when there's a helicopter crash, everyone can hear it. It was in a park where people stroll by. and it's Kobe Bryant, right? You hear Kobe Bryant on the news, helicopter crash. Everybody goes down there to Las Virginist Road, right? And not one video has still come out about the black, with black smoke in the skies.

How can you explain that, fellas? So this is something we wrestle with a lot on the show. Now, I'm totally down with scripted. We'll get into Charlie Kirk. I don't know how deep you want to go on that. But so we've had talks about this on other shows. shows and johnny kind of the consensus is isn't it easier just to take them out right yeah i mean that's always how i felt it's like because uh you know they have no compunction about offing people

why wouldn't they just do the thing that would seem almost easier right but for me for me guys he's in on it too like okay so let's go deep on this i think it's total i like the subway it's on my instagram page the the dude that got up behind her and the subway on the On the bus, yes, sorry, the bus. That's okay. His hands are super small, like his fingernails are like by his knuckles. You have to, like, zoom in on this stuff. And so here's the thing with Charlie Kirk.

I told everybody, there's some stuff that I've revealed that I've discovered. So you'll always see the word con come up. It's insane, you guys. I can, like, Sandy Hook happened in Connecticut. John F. Kennedy was in a Continental. The senator next to him, his last name was Connolly. if you guys remember Yuvaldi the girl was wearing green converse and who was the actor spokesperson for that remember who Matthew McConaughey remember he was the guy that came out and he did that terrible thing at the press conference and then I went back and I was like oh my god

god Bill Cosby remember the whole thing with Bill Cosby the first girl oh my goodness dude you get the phone sorry about that guys that's okay the first girl that um the first girl that accused him of that was Andrea Constance C-O-N. So there's so many of them guys I get like who's in charge of killing Michael Jackson. Remember that one? The doctor. I forget what's name is. Conrad Murray. Okay. So so with the Kobe thing you think if he's in on it you think he's alive if it's AI and like still alive you What do you think he? Where do you think they are? Well first that that's the trillion dollar question everybody asked me because now people accept that like Tupac Elvis there's other stuff that we'll talk about too where they show their hand. But that's the one thing I can never.

answer, I don't know where they come from, and I don't know where they go to. Because Kobe Bryant doesn't accept that, you know, his crash was on January 26, right? And here we go with the coincidences. What's the chances that the pilot's name is Ara Zboion. A is the first letter. Z is the 26 letter, right? And it's on 126. And then if you take Kobe's wife, because the numbers are huge. The numbers are bigger than letters, because numbers are universal, right? Letters are different in other countries, but you guys can see if you take Kobe's wife and his four daughters and you add up the years they were born, it equals 10,026. The zeros don't count in numerology, so it's one, two, six.

And then I always talk about the color orange. Sorry, I know you got it on today. Maybe it was meant to be, but I always say look for the color orange, the word orange. One of the coaches on the plane with Kobe was a coach at Orange Coast University. So there's your orange And then you have the number 81 You know If you know

Do you guys do Jamatria? Yeah well we're I don't do it but I we understand it Yes Yeah yeah so Bobby Bryant scored 81 points His name in Jamatria is 81 Gigi's name in Jammatria is 126 the same name as a

As a same day as a crash Lost Virginist Road Where the crash was The street Isn't even spelled R-O-A-D. It's R-D. Even that's 126. Kobe Bryant's

last tweet that he ever sent out was with 81 minutes left in the day. It's crazy. It's like they give out... So I don't think Kobe, you know, and then they add layers to the story to make it look real. Like, you know, the sheriffs, they shared a picture and there's a lawsuit with Vanessa. But

I don't even think these... I don't even think they're human. I don't think they're like... I don't think that they're from here. I don't know where they come from. I don't know. I know they idolize. the planets and you know like like joe biden names his kid hunter and bow and that's for the um serious uh that's the uh serious uh constellation so i it's like people ask me all the time okay so all right let's say you're right where are they now so charlie kirk he's in on this so here's the thing you guys how come there's to this we're one week later now right there's only five of the same

videos of the shooting that is very So I watched somebody last night, a sniper, talk, discuss this thing. And he showed a really weird angle last night. There's a muzzle flare up to the right. The window. The window flares. But he bases off four cameras. As you watch whatever angle it is, you see everybody has a camera.

Now, there's discussions that they turned off all the internet at that point, or turned off all the cameras it is very weird but here's my question guys how come so that day and it's on my instagram i went live so i can't you get shadow band on instagram well so here's the thing on my on my big page where i have like i got like 20 000 new followers since the whole charlie kirk thing but since um when donald trump that that was fake you got you guys think his assassination no i we don't believe it that one is so fake and and by the way we'll get into later this is not even the real donald trump but we'll get into that later um so uh when uh after his fake shooting with the ear i i accidentally cut my finger on a can of tuna and it would not stop

bleeding and i was showing an example of like how it is his ear you know there's barely any blood and i'm squirting blood out and they said i was promoting the s word if you know what i'm talking about so i can't go live on that page so i had to start a backup page the picking joey page so that day I told everybody I want to see because 9-11 is the same thing how many all the news cameras are on the street right when the first tower the first plane hits a tower the first plane so they're on the street they're interviewing people what did you see and then when they hear the second plane coming in loud right they should have gone whoa look at this we still have the same five CGI angles with Charlie Kirk I went live and I said you know what because first I fell for it I was at the gym I was like oh my god poor guy the blood's gushing out of his neck And then I said, you know what, let's see if we can get different angles. Because like you said, when you watch it, everybody's holding a camera. Everybody's holding a camera. So what do I see now, guys?

Every day, there's a new angle of people running. There's new people. I see angles of him throwing the hats. And by the way, one of my followers pointed it out. When you throw a hat, it doesn't go 70 yards. He's like, unless he has like super wrist, he's flinging him out. And they're like sailing all the way to the top, you know? And then there's different looks that he has where his face looks totally.

AI or aren't it like I show there's a picture he's got he's got kind of like round earlobes like me and there's one where his earlobe is like completely flat so that's what I'm asking you guys here we are one week later and it's still five angles from the side and I know what you're saying I saw the thing with the muzzle

flare the muzzle flare but did you see the one white guy the white t-shirt that did this yeah we definitely have talked about the baseball signs but I think they're doing that because that is what I tell everybody like cash fatel i posted another one today where he's yelling at adam ship about yeah well we have

33 000 notes that show so now they're like mocking us yeah i mean for sure there's definitely stuff into that and i i will meet you i'm i'm not saying i'm not saying i don't agree because i do think there is a a giant level of deception for sure without a doubt they have to deceive us they have to 100% by deception they wage war you know that is massage stick i am totally open mind to that i'm open minded to anything so i i'm i'm open mind to this discussion um my question is so if you take something like kobe bryan right and Kobe is this one of the most alpha of alpha males like you know they would always be like Kobe's old school well that's that's code for asshole you know Kobe's an asshole right Kobe's an asshole you know can you take

these high profile people that are surrounded by everywhere and then go put them on goat island in vahala and expect them to chill out like what if you had the guess not asking you where they are but what the process is are they really putting these guys on ice and they're all just hanging out in bungalows on a tiny goat island do you are they in antarctica i know you don't know where they are but like what if you had to guess is the process of their life well so every they all know okay so here's the number one thing that the emotion is like if charlie kirk's really died like they say and you and you heard the wife say like oh she ran into our arms my arms did you hear that what she did that what's that when she gave her when she was giving

her fake speech afterwards she said and gg last night ran into uh this is two days or three days after the shooting she said gg ran into our arms uh my arms last night you know trying to stay like he was still around. So everybody knows, like Charlie Kirk knew this was, whatever character he was. I don't, and like I said, I don't even think they're human. They don't have emotions like us. When we say goodbye, like it's a huge thing. Like, you know, for them, there's no emotion.

I don't even think, they know where they go. I don't know where it is. I don't know. I don't think they're human to begin with because I've shown so many things of them shape-shifting. Elvis Presley, I've shown so many videos of him shape-shifting. And by the way, just so, you know, even for me, me to say this, I would have said I was crazy five years ago. I never would have believed this stuff

and people think, oh, it's the video, it's distortion. And Apollo, my partner, he's really great with video and he's an editor. And so sometimes they'll tell me when we're doing this, he goes, nah, this time, this someone I don't believe you. And then other times I was like, wow, this is crazy. But Kobe knew, and they use magic like with weather. So they made the weather foggy that day, okay? How come if Kobe really got in a helicopter, guys, I have this question for you? How come not one? his daughter or her friends, how come they didn't take a selfie

to show that they're getting on the plane with him? There should be, somebody should have a selfie like, hey, I'm not getting on the airplane with the world's biggest icon. And don't forget, guys, Kobe's death, what did it lead up to? COVID. I really think it was the antichrist

because you said the same thing. You said you thought it was an asshole? Just think, I'm doing a sports talk show in L.A. when Kobe first came out and everyone loves him. And all I used to talk about was how much I hate the guy. that was my that was my that was my stick but guess what i was obsessed with hating him because he was the biggest ball hog and it was the biggest asshole but even the guy he got traded for he was such a i mean dude when he scored 81 points and by the way you know that was his 666 game right what yes

check it out go look you guys didn't know this johnny will you look that up i mean that's crazy to me Game 666 of his career was his 81 points. And then I always talk about the numbers 13 and 113. Johnny, did you find it yet? Yeah, yeah, that's what it says right here. It says Kobe Bryant's 81 point outburst on January 22 to 2006 was his 666th career. Holy shit, dude. And he was responsible for 66.6% of his team's points that day.

Yeah. What? And then here's another thing, you guys. Here's my two famous numbers that I talk about. 13 and 113. I always talk about those numbers. Kobe Bryant's name is 113. Michael Jordan is 113.

Charlie Kirk had a one-year-old daughter and a 30-year-old daughter. These always pop up. Hold on. He was 31. He couldn't have a 30. Oh, 31 is 13. Yes, 31 version 2. Okay.

So he was 31. His daughter was, what, one? and three? Is that what you're saying? One three. And then one of his daughters, of course, his name is Gigi. And was, oh yeah, just like Kobe, right? Yeah, just like Kobe. Yeah. And so he dies 33 days before his next birthday, right? There's the number 33 again. It's just all too, it's all too perfect how they web this numerical thing. So guys, I didn't even know this. Do you guys remember who was covering Kobe Bryant that night? He makes jokes about it to this day. Jalen Rose. Jalen Rose. Guess when his birthday is?

When? January 30th. That's 1-3. Oh, my God. Guess when Kobe was drafted? 13th. First round, 13th pick, 1-13. Don't bring that up to Johnny. Guess when his first game he ever played was?

What? November 3rd. Okay. All right. So let's get into that. Let's get into all this. So is your belief that this is from black magic wizard that they are that in tuned to these

numbers or does it basically point to assimilation of some sort? There's definitely a simulation like this Charlie Kirk shooting is the first one where I realize like the people that were there because I used to think like everybody like the Minnesota

shooting there's like the there's no videos from there by the way and every school has cameras everywhere. Every, every, here's another thing I always talk about. And then I posted a video of some famous guy that lives in Utah. He said the same thing.

When you guys notice there's a school shooting or a mass shooting somewhere that's bullshit, there's never ambulances coming in and out to help people. There should, you know, whether it's Anderson Cooper, hey, I'm on the scene, whatever. There should be ambulances coming in and out. We never hear from the wounded people afterwards. Like I said, I want to see one of the. kids in Yuvaldi, show me a scar. Or even better. You guys remember the Yuvaldi fake shooting how the killer shot his grandma in the cheek, but she survived? That was part of the story.

If you look, before he left, he went to the camper and he shot his grandma in the cheek. And so I want to see the grandma, oh, I'm okay now. Do a fucking follow-up story on the grandma. You know how much money these people are making on GoFundMe on these bullshit stories? Okay. So I got to ask you, is the wife of both of them, Charlie Kirk and Kobe, are they in on it or do they let them grieve on it by themselves? Like, do they get to meet them later? Do they go off like, hey, my husband died and now I got to handle this grief? Or does the husband tell her like, hey, we're in on this game? Or how does it go down? Like, is Erica really grieving right now? Or is she going to see her husband a month later, a year later? so for Erica like I don't think you guys thought she gave the worst acting performance of her grieving I mean who records did you guys see when she was holding the casket did you guys see that when she was yeah we're talking Charlie Kirk's widow yeah did you see that like first of all who records themselves grieving like that and also who records how do you get how do you do it there should

have been an autopsy like an autopsy to find what kind of bullet it was um You know, and by the way, I'm not a gun expert, but everybody says it was some weird rifle where his face would have exploded or his neck would have exploded. But anyways, getting back to the wives knowing, yes, they know. That's the one thing. They're sworn to secrecy. Like this life that they have, they knew, again, why is R as the boy in the pilot, A and Z? Because the letter, the first letter is A, the second letter. What does that mean to you?

What's that? What does that mean A to Z? I've never heard that said before. So A is the first letter, and Z is the 26th. And this pilot, R is the Suboyan, his first letters starts with A, the Z is the 26th letter. Like, what a coincidence? And then you have, I told you.

Kobe's numbers. Does that represent something? Does, is there alpha and omega? What are we talking about when, do you have a reason that they do that? Like, we can get into numerology and be like, why these numbers, you know, like, was it 77 or no 73 i believe it is uh you know 8 11 there's these 322 33 we can get into all these numbers but what do you think what a to z represents well well for the for cobi just that the pilot's initials were a and z and it happened on 126 so you know oh my god really yeah yeah

are Zaboyan and no and you know and another thing all these guys don't have Instagram pages you know what I mean like there's no pictures like the girl the what's her name Ileana whatever name was on the on the train of the bus whatever you have stabbed she's a pretty girl what's that it was not a light rail it was like a yeah oh I thought it was a bus no it was light rail my apologies my apologies yeah and even that I mean guys did you see like there should be people screaming and yelling when they saw this stabbing and nobody's moving And even when the blood squirt out, it doesn't make sense.

But we'll go back to Kobe. So with Kobe, his numbers are 1-2-6. So the first Kobe Bryant day ever at Dodger Stadium. And they always, they intertwined sports. I'll give you guys another one that's going to blow your mind. So Kobe Bryant, on the first Kobe Bryant day at Dodger Stadium, which is August 24th. Kobe wore 8 and 24. His birthday was on the 23rd.

But on the first Kobe Bryant day, the final score from Dodgers Stadium, They beat Milwaukee 126. What are the odds, guys? One, two, six on Kobe Bryant Day. We went and looked. Do you know how many times that was a final score at Dodgers Stadium? Apollo looked in the 70-year history, three times. And the time before that was like in 1990 or something.

So they used black. And then another thing was somebody on the Brewers hit a home run with two out in the ninth inning to make it 126. I mean, it is weird. And that's why we see a lot of this gambling issues now because people are manipulating energies. Yes, it's all energy and it's all energy lushing. Like this stuff with Charlie Kirk, the whole, it's like,

and by the way, how come they never shoot these people? John Lennon is like the only guy that was ever killed that was not on camera. You know what I mean? How come Charlie Kirk's not killed in a supermarket? Or it has to be with everybody watching with a nation. watching because now I think they're going to pull they're going to you know that for 9-11 it was a patriot act it was uh you know surveillance with this it's going to be oh my god this guy said that it's fake on the on his um instagram page he's got to go they're going to pull the page like that's what

it's going to be you can't even question it anymore you know okay so so you know we got the situation do you think this kid is arrested oh my god that that's the fake thing first of all so I didn't finish saying what I was saying before when the story broke when I went live I said okay guys you know the word con is going to pop up it's going to be there the number 33 is going to be there and then you know they said it took 33 hours the manhunted 33 hours but what kind of shoes was the guy wearing do you remember converse converse like I mean give me a freaking break and then there's a picture of Erica Kirk when um you know so the pentagram also shows up the pentagram you know is the the the this lives Satan Worship. And so when the girl gets stabbed on the, on the railway, there's a guy that comes into the picture. He's wearing a Dallas cowboy hat with the pentagram star, right? Yeah.

Erica Kirk is waiting off the plane for the casket to come down. She's wearing on her shoe. I thought it was Converse. I didn't even know. She has a huge star. And you can see it on her shoe. There's a women's shoe called Golden Goose or something. My wife doesn't wear it.

And so she has that pentagram star on her foot. It's just too much. It's just too coincidental. So this kid, wherever he is, he's in on it, you know. Can you imagine guys like, hey, I'm going to text message you, but don't tell anybody. I'm going to go kill Charlie Kirk and, I mean. Yeah, that's all fake. I'll meet you on there.

And I'm not saying I'll agree with you. I'm open-minded to all of it. Yeah, the whole, the FBI is this has been the most disastrous investigation outside of Epstein, which is happening at the exact same time the most disastrous and it's so crazy to watch people just lose their effin minds getting mad at anybody

who is bringing up alternative motives and the fact that there's a long history of the FBI screwing the pooch on every single investigation I asked people name me the one investigation that they were forthcoming and truthful and got it wrong

Right. I'll wait. I mean, just tell me. I'll wait. I'll sit here. I mean, I want you. I'm rooting for the FBI. I would like for them to be, have some integrity and actually be what we think they are, which is law enforcement. I would love that. I would love to support them. It's just, I've yet to see it anywhere. So it's like there's so much going on with this. I like Steve Bannon take it for what you what you will. Steve Bannon, he's deep into all this stuff. he brought up to try it why isn't this guy got a lawyer yet like where is this kid's lawyer how do you not have a lawyer yet well how about this like i mean they're supposed to be a trial and you're just putting the fb the evidence out there for the public to see yeah you're totally taining the the the jury and what about the crime scene like where did you see like literally two minutes after it happens some guys taking off the camera in the back um and then uh and then i don't know I don't know how true it is, but wherever they got at the campus, they're already making construction. They're going on with construction, which makes no sense.

I don't know how it's still not a crime scene for at least the next month, I'd say. Yeah. And then the other thing that you got, sorry. No, but did you see, I was talking about it on Conspiracy Social Club last night that, so the whistleblower for Open AI, right, his crime scene is still there. No one's gone there at all. the crime scene is still there. His mother's like, it's still there.

You remember where there was a whistleblower that outed chat GPT and OpenAI? Yes, yeah. And, you know, Tucker Carlson was interviewing him while this situation happened. And he interviewed the mother. And she was like, the crime scene's still there. Nobody's gone and visited it. You're like, that crime scene's still there. But this one's instantly taken down by turning point USA.

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True story, 100%. You guys can go look. So O.J. Stimston. By the way, that's another thing that I said, and it's all on my page, when this all happened, I said, watch, the suspects, we'll see the word con, and then somebody's going to have the word man or son in their last name because they mocked Jesus, like son of man. So, of course, what's it, what's it, Tyler Robbins' son, right? You got O.J. Sim's son, in the news, Mike Ty's son, Michael Jack's son, Scott Peter, son. Remember Scott Peterson? Yeah. Remember his kid's name?

No. Connor, con. Oh, my God. But, dude, this is a true story. So, and then another huge number is 216, because that's six times six times six. So OJ, the OJ murder was on June 12, which is written 12, which is written 126, right? And true story, I couldn't believe it. Back then I didn't know what I know now, but so OJ Simpson, I think happened on a Thursday or Friday.

I don't remember. And so I went to eat with my family on Father's Day. It was either that weekend or the weekend afterwards. And so we decided afterwards me and my brother and my ex-girlfriend at the time to go to the O.J. Simpson's house or where she lived, Gretna Green, Nicole Simpson. And so we went to the front and then we went to the back and there was a gay guy because he was so flamboying. He goes, oh, my God, the back door is unlocked. Oh, my God.

The gates unlocked. Dude, all of us walked through the house is a crime scene, right? We were walking through her house upstairs, downstairs. like what kind of crime scene is this it was literally three days afterwards what's that holy shit yeah so that's that's how much they care about preserving the crime scene

because it's bullshit there's no crime scene none of these none of these freemason an alien whatever they don't spend time in jail they don't arrest each other it's all the show R Kelly's not in jail the whole Pete Ditty thing is so stupid and fake but that's what they want to do guys they want to preoccupy our mind with stupidity

and well now that you say that I mean I don't know if you guys know but the guy the guy that last interviewed or debated Charlie Kirk, he got interviewed by the channel 5. I don't know how he's already doing a whole hour and a half interview before maybe you talk to the cops or maybe get a lawyer. Because some people are saying he's

like maybe in on it. You know how he's in on it. Yeah. He's in on it because he asked that question. You know, what do you think about transgender's committing violence? And then Trump, before his fake shooting,

he says, oh, this is something like we've never seen before. And then, I mean, even, and I always say this too, guys, there's always a misspelling. They make mistakes like Chadwick Bozeman. That's what actually opened my eyes saw this. Chaddwick Boseman was 42. And then they said he's 43. And then the guy that was killed and the, in the, uh, Trump, that he wasn't killed. But the guy they said that was the fireman guy that was killed. They spelled his name wrong on his jacket at the convention. Yeah. Well, so my question to you, and this is a very delicate question. question do you think people actually die no no because they have to deceive us because if they

really died then it's real they have it has to be deception charlie kirk i don't the way the blood squirted it out and by the way did you guys see how his ring changed his fingers uh the ring changed uh from one finger to the other yeah have you talked to your co-host about that because there's some people that believe that's like the camera and it's it's he wears a fidget ring uh you see if you go I can watch any interview with him. He's got this ring on that hand that he, as like habitually, like, while he's talking, moves from one finger to the other.

Like, it's just, he does it, like, nonstop. And I think that's one of his last acts. I looked into it. I looked into that. Johnny. So what that is is, like, somebody like me, I can't wear a ring because I have big knuckles. So those rings are so it can't,

if it doesn't go over your knuckle, it clasps on. That's what that ring is. And then so if it's clasp on, like, how does it go exactly to the, and the other thing, too, guys, is when he's shot, if you get shot, you're not still holding the microphone. He's holding the microphone until he falls to the ground. Like he's still, I mean, he also reaches up for his, his neck too, right? No, I haven't seen, no, I haven't seen any of him reaching up.

There's been a lot of discussions that, like, that's just, that's just a reaction from the body because his, is, uh, his, his, uh, his, spinal corner's been severed at that that's that's the discussion going on i've heard people say that well i have a question for you guys when they took him away how come there's no blood splatter all over the ground there should be like if it was like flirting out like that it should have been on his hands and his fingers and when they're putting him into that suburban there's no blood on anybody there's no there should have been like gobs of blood all over the place and you can see on the ground there's no blood there's no trail of blood nothing when they're carrying him that yeah

I mean, even my girlfriend who is just starting to get really into you can just ring here too if you want you see how it's like that it breaks and can be and he's just like always fidgeting and moving it down his fingers you can see famously on Patrick

at David he's doing that like the whole time it's like a fidget spinner it's like to keep him entertaining like for anxiety of shit that's what it looks like he just keeps messing with like a mindless thing that he does yeah but it's also weird because I mean if you look at that video again, Johnny. If you look

at it, um, bring the one it's a clas though. It's clas on to his his finger. Let me, I'm trying to see. There's better. Find the find the Patrick bet David and show me where it goes from finger to finger. Because I get, I get

you. I can show you. Uh, he's fidgeting with it. It's I've seen him, I've seen him fidget too and when he, when he does it that I've seen it's always on his ring finger when he does it. So I got a question. Does the shooter know that Charlie Kirk is fake or he's not really shooting anybody? There's no shooter, no.

There's no shooter. Even the, you know, there's no, on Trump, first of all, how does, I used to go to a place called College of the Canyon, a junior college, and one time George Bush Sr. was a speaker there, and you guys, I had school that day, and we had to get up the exit like three miles ahead. There's no way anybody's sneaking on a roof. Yeah, but that's the president. That's the president.

This is just, I mean, when Sam went, like, when, I mean, there's just a performance. Well, I got one for you for this one because when the guy jumps off the roof, right? Yeah. There's people running all over the place. They're scared. There's people running. When this guy jumps off the roof, there's like nobody within an earshot of him. But you'll see it's AI the way, first of all, the way that's what they're saying right now.

The video of him jumping off the roof is AI, which is the introduction. into AI into crimes and trying to solve crimes and that's just going to open Pandora's box and we're never going to know anything again. I mean, dude, look, when he's jumping on, you guys have that scene right there or no, when he jumps off the roof, you'll see there's two people,

whether they're real or not, they're probably not real. There's two people walking into the university. Behind the tree, there's a tree to the right, or no, when he's jumping, There's a tree straight ahead, and you'll see two figures walking, and they disappear. They're walking into the school. But where are all the people running? We're all the people running.

There should be a bunch of people all over the place, when he's coming out the roof, or are yelling or screaming. And there's more than one camera at the school, you guys. There's more than one camera. Johnny, look at this in the background, what he's talking about. Start that over. Start the video over. Look at these people walking. There he goes.

And then it just disappears. I mean, I don't really know about AI. Where did that guy go? Disappeared in a thin air. I'm going to play that. Yeah, right. Play that again? Play, no.

That right there. Where is he? Now, Johnny thinks he comes up over on the side here. No, dude. That's fucking nuts. See, that's what I look for. Stuff like that. Everyone looks at the main thing.

I look on the sides. Like, you should be able to see him. That's a, that's tree right there, but you should be able to see him right here. I mean, to play devil's advocate, AI's got to be really good because the mirror of the window comes out pretty good as when he falls down. Yeah, but even in the mirror, dude, even in the mirror, right? So go back to the beginning, Johnny. So when people are talking, stop, I'll tell you what stop.

Stop right there. So if you go back and now that I'm watching, it's even crazier when the thing flaps up, that's when they're telling you that that's the gun that's what everyone say that's the gun but that obviously it looks like to me the the the arm sleeve of the the his his uh vest or whatever watch that again his uh his hoodie watch like that looks like an arm sleeve to me that doesn't look like a gun so let's say for the sake of this argument it is a gun that's that stiff that it makes a line like that okay this is what i was people trying to kill me on the internet about so here we go boom that looks like a sleeve that's my opinion i don't know what you guys think so keep it

playing so we got the stiff thing there's a sleeve again okay now now look how look look at that look how floppy that thing is if that's his arm though that means he's hanging on my one arm up no i'm not saying it's his arm i'm saying it is the sleeve of the the sweatshirt that he's wearing yeah there's no way he has a gun you guys that that big well look at that johnny look at that watch this gunner sleeve that looks like a sleeve to me throws it down here we go we jump now look look how fucking floppy that shit is i mean at no other point do you see anything that looks like a gun and then don't forget guys that he put it back together in the in the in the forest or whatever

well that's what i was going to ask is it a gun that do the rifle does it break down is it a well they claim they claim that he put in a backpack or something like that what they're saying is it's in the backpack and then some of it's in the gun that's how people are trying to explain it it doesn't make any sense not so the idea is that he's broke it down this gets into this gets in to what Greg Carlwood talks about all the time. Deviation from the norm. When there's a deviation from the norm, that's where you have to start asking questions. Right. Like how does a plane fly so low at dense air at that speed when people would tell you based on experience of flying for decades, pilots will tell you that's impossible to go that speed at that dense air, at that low

low altitude but nope on this fuck one special day the deviation from the norm is that that's possible it just doesn't make now obviously this this situation uh has the feel of jfk now i've seen you have discussions on jfk we've had people come on the show talking about multiple theories about JFK over the years what is your take mine is that nobody will ever understand it because and also when I was thinking all this I didn't know how they have this magic that they can that we're like again we're thinking that we're seeing charlie kirk getting shot and there's people 3,000 4,000 people there that are recording it but yet I don't know how they do the magic of they have they're sending out whatever recording it is and nobody else has it again I've seen 50

of people running frantically afterwards, and I've seen 50 videos of when Charlie Kirk walks up, and I've only seen four or five videos of the shooting. So with John F. Kennedy, again, this is going to sound crazy because I don't think he's human, and I've shown stuff with him shape-shifting, and he knew that day was going to be his last day. What a coincidence.

His son dies in a plane, a hangman ritual where he's upside down, and how many people die in that one? Three, it's always three, six, nine. But anyways, I think that she, Jackie Kennedy, held some kind of contraption to blow up his because I don't know if you've seen there's a picture of another thing

another JFK in the car. Have you seen that like on the seat? Well there's an angle where you see where it's presenting Jackie O's fat ass if you've seen it's black and white and it's her and that's from a movie. That's the only picture

that might be of question but you're talking about another picture. What are you talking about? Well first of all here's one thing when right before he gets shot. Oh my God, I just thought of something that I never thought of. Holy cow. It's going to hit me. I'm...

Breaking news. Breaking news. What's that? Do you have any breaking news side of the facts? What's the name of the guy that recorded it that day? It just hit me. Zeprooter. What's his first name? I don't know. What is it?

Oh, A.Z. There we go. That's a, it's a, it's a, it's a transportation ritual because Kobe was on a plane. what's his name in a Lincoln Continental with Connolly in the front seat so I think she did something because here's another thing if you guys have your... So you're of the belief that Jackie O. shot him.

Not shot him. She blew up his head with some contraption because here's why. So in the video we see him... I mean a squib or something? Is that what you're saying? But he really did die though, but he really did die though, right? No. No. No. I'll show you. It's really interesting if you look at the autopsy. Look at the autopsy picture, you guys, of John F. Kennedy on the table. Johnny, will you look that up?

You'll see. He's on the autopsy table. There's a picture of him with a hole right here because they say he got, you know, shot in his throat first. But look at his face, how perfectly intact it is. It's amazing. I got it here. It's amazing how used to this horrific image we've become. Yeah, we're so desensitized, right?

Especially not with Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk was for the new generation. So we got the neck wound and we got something on the side of his head. Okay, now. There's not a side of his head, unfortunately. On that picture, there's a side of his head. Yeah, that's not. But if you look at the shooting, guys, if you look at the shooting,

it looks like his whole face explodes, right? It gets hit here and it becomes like a huge mushroom. Yeah, I mean, I think I see how... Look at the shooting. If you want, look at the shooting, Johnny, in slow motion. You'll see the side of the face, and it just, like, it explodes out like this. You want Zepruder? Oh, no, that's a pruder.

There's one that's in French that shows it. It says, it's like French writing. That one's the best one. I think it's like 32 seconds long or something. If you put in the killing of JFK, there's one that's in French writing, or English writing, but French words. But there's other ones that show his face. There's a button. Zepruder

isn't even the good one. And by the way, in case I forgot to tell you guys, when he's driving by right before the shot, there's a woman wearing an orange coat. Orange. Damn. Well, what's really interesting about that, and we've had a lot of people on talking about the JFK, is how he goes from being the Beatles

with people everywhere to two or three people on the lawn. It's a very weird thing and how big the people are in the picture looks like it's like a zoom in of some sort there's a lot of problems with that video but the orange code is right there and then and then so why does she go on to the trunk you guys why what do you think i mean i i i used to think it was to pick up pieces of his brain she was like so crazy some people might be to get away yeah yeah i think if you see she hands something to the uh secret service guy and whatever because

she puts her hand around his head so whatever it is he wasn't human i know it sounds crazy well she used something to blow up his face and then she handed it to the the secured to the secret service guy but i really want you guys to see the video of his face blowing up we're trying to find it so are they killing clones are they clean are they killing like uh doppelgang Who I mean are they or if if the real person isn't going to kill because I mean a head's getting exploded that's for sure I mean but not a human head it's not a human head because if it was a human head there's no way that Kennedy's face looks like that on the autopsy table because his face blows up and then on the autopsy table his face is completely straight and by the way what it's

always the numbers right first of all the and oh we haven't been talking about bricks yet have we talking about bricks what do you mean bricks ricks is their signature you'll see bricks everywhere because freemasons are known as the builders so in all of these things like you're like the dad from sandy hook uh roby parker remember he's standing in front of a brick roll right before he like gives out the worst acting performance of all time rob elementary they show the bricks so you'll see bricks everywhere every time there's a sigh up you will see bricks behind erika what's her name erika kirk when she gives her speech she's standing in front of bricks. But her

ring is a giant G. Oh, I mean, that I think they do to fuck with people too, like, because they know that we know that the G is the Mason symbol. Because now, like I said, the Cash Mattel, always talking about 33, 33, now Hillary Clinton, 33,000 emails. Like, back then we didn't know.

And when I first started this, there was like six or seven of us, but now there's like thousands of us. You know, people used to ask me, are you afraid they're going to kill you? Now there's too many of us. You know, there's like, it's just too obvious. Yeah, I mean, we got into that that basically I think the people they offer

are the ones that take their money and then try to go off reservation like even with JFK let's just say for the sake of this discussion at this moment that's that's true let's just say that they

they you know he took he had he worked with the mob and then he turned around and just tried to take out the mob you know so that's the story that we're told I have an answer, yeah. Okay. My answer is this. That's the story they make up

so they can, when they get rid of them. So it fits perfectly. So with JFK, the mafia, he was going to talk out about them. And then you got Charlie Kirk all of a sudden. He started to talk about Israel, you know, that he's against Israel. That's the reason. Tupac, I mean, have you guys ever seen Tupac Shakur's first interview? If you guys really want to freak out?

The one where he's super fan, right? and me and my mom we just fight all the time and all of a sudden he's like yeah motherfucker don't be driving through Long Beach you know like

no you're totally right and it's very interesting because they have to position their people in there and it's all like a demoralization campaign you know Andrew Andrew Schulz asked me like

why are they outing Obama being gag oh it's a demoralization campaign you know the most homophobic demographic is the black community except for

half of them are downlow brothers you know what I'm saying like that's why they're really homophobic because they don't want anyone to know that they're like they're s they're d s right so um so here you get charismatic black man in office the first black president we've ever had who happens to be a bush and he's gay and it's like you eventually drop that bomb on you hurt everybody into his camp and then you're like by the way he's a gay man and then everyone's like what and all the rappers i mean gangser rap is such a an astro-turf music genre. None of it is real. It's so fake. I mean, the persona like Tupac, you saw the interview.

Like, all of a sudden, he's the world's toughest gangster. And guys, I've shown so many videos of Tupac Shakur, shape-shifting, and even Tupac Shakur, by the way, there always has to be,

do you guys ever notice what states have the most bullshit sciops in them? Do you guys know? Have you paid attention? Florida is one. Boom. Florida?

What's another one? Minneapolis I mean Minnesota Excuse me Minnesota Colorado Colorado

What was that one Nevada Nevada Nevada's got some But there's always Florida where were the hanging Chad's We've done an episode on Broward County

Is like the The number one Where like the hijackers were Adam Walsh goes missing I think Paradise Schools Just outside of there but that right around there

where was Bush during the 9-11 was he in Broward County in Florida yeah and where and who's the guy that killed Tupac what's his name who who was it

a city in Florida what Orlando something Orlando something okay all right I could see that I'm not against any of that did I mean but even even Tupac I mean Tupac is like

So Tupac You know they have to do it It's all a show So they have to show By the way What was Tupac wearing Right before he was killed You guys remember?

Something orange Something orange If you guys want to go look He's walking through the hotel We're wearing orange But even that fight In the casino That's all the storyline

To lead up for like Why he got killed So it's so believable for people And by the way What day was he shot? What number? Wasn't it the 13th? Well you looked that up

Johnny Crunch those numbers, Johnny. Crunch those numbers. So it was not the Trump shot, Tony? I'm still looking at for the JFK. I mean, I have a French thing here from that, the... It's E.T. D.T.U. Et to a dot or something like that.

It's not, it's not this, then. This is another from Le Pond. But it's just, whatever camera angle, it's just the one. I mean, there should be a bunch of them. That one is the one that I always use. It's just... What's that? It's not this one where his head's about explode like this.

Oh. you found it well i don't know can you see i can't see anything okay what oh no my yeah i mean just think about how they sold this dude they told everybody one bullet did it and because they didn't have the internet they only saw it when they were allowed to be shown it so they're like yeah just a bullet did a you know did a u-turn and came back

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Like he's don't, you know, and like none of them lived in Compton. None of them. You want to hear something crazy? There's a guy, uh, my daughter plays softball. She had a teammate. The dad is a very successful plumber. So when I first started into this, like, you know, everyone thought I'm crazy. so he went to he had a customer the guy was a freemason from Yale and so he told me he's like

oh you know what I kind of believe you because this guy had all these Emmy Awards at his house and he's a white guy and he said that the Yale the the white dudes from Yale create the language that the black people speak and they write it in the lyrics and so he was the writer of the rap songs and I'm like how old was he's like oh he was like 15 something. I saw like Gat and all this shit was written by white dudes. It's insane. I've been saying this forever.

People must take their culture for their heritage. Your heritage is your family history. Your culture is contrived astroturfing from think tanks to get you to, you know, Johnny and I've had debates about who who treats their women better

Islam or Western culture and we both agree free will is God given, God gave us free will okay but this free will that we have here is just saturated in trillions of dollars of siops to convince you to use your free will making the worst decisions whether it's drugs alcohol pornography whatever it might be that that is the that is the worst of the worst so you know you they create these cultures i mean sexy red now has been pretty much outed as a CIA agent provocateur, and she's even named songs after her CIA name.

I don't even know who she is, so I got to look into that. Yeah, I don't know that is either. She's like one of those ratchet chicks who, like, sings about her snatch the whole time. Oh, I like that. Yeah, I mean, I like it, too, but it's not, listen, I've been, I've been trying to talk about this on stage. Like, we're not meant to see this much crotch, okay? We're not meant to see this much crotch on the internet. It's not natural.

I hate watch it because I know it's just lowbrow stupid, but it's like my monkey DNA can't stop looking at it because we're not meant to look at it. Like the gift of seeing a woman's private areas was meant for something special. And now it's just literally every other Instagram video. And now that might be my algorithm because I can't stop looking at it. But that's the sci-op to convince women to do this.

low vibrational bullshit and man you talk about this on stage women get fucking quiet dude women get quiet like last night dude uh and last night you actually you've been there for some weird sets for me like there's been some weird sets and the thing that sets me the most is how it doesn't upset me it just makes me sad that a lot of the younger comics don't understand what i'm doing on stage because they they've been traumatized by cancel culture Yep. And it's kind of like, it kind of gets in the same thing with conspiracies, right? Like, you did sports radio.

I'm so old. I listen to Colin Coward in the morning. Oh, my God, dude. Yeah. I just like, it's, I just need something to listen to, you know? So I'll have on Colin and his, uh, his psychic Jason. I forget what Jason's last name is. And they just outwardly despise conspiracies.

They despise it. And they always rally against it. And then they're in on it. they're always wrong and then they never come back and admit they're wrong like ever so and the reason they hate conspiracies is because

it forces them to have to look into things that they just don't want to spend time on like they don't want to look into but they know they know like Stephen A. Smith take him for example he knows all this stuff like he knows like he knows they like he knows they use witchcraft

and you know for example the The Pacers Knicks. Did you guys remember that playoff series? You guys watch NBA? Oh, yeah. I love it in the NBA. Okay. I like Halliburton when you made that last second shot when his toes on the line and it hits the rim and it bounces up in the air and it all.

How come that shot doesn't happen the first 90 shots of the game? It has to happen in the fourth quarter. We've seen it so many times, you guys. How do they manipulate that? Magic. Magic. People say. So are you talking literal like Dr. Strange source?

Sorcery. Sorcery. They have, the way they have... Okay, I'm with you on this. The way they did Charlie Kirk, for us, we all saw it, we saw the blood. How come it's the same... There should be angles from somebody's...

I'm watching people recording him on the side. Where's their camera angles? Oh, the government didn't let the Wi-Fi. No, it doesn't work that way. Somebody sent it out to their friends five minutes later, sent it to their friend, their friend. There should be a trillion different copies going around. You know, it's just like, it's just, I don't know, I'll never be able to explain when XT asks me, like, where do they go now?

Kobe, for sure, did not get into a helicopter crash because I put $10,000 away to the first person who can show me black smoke in the sky. Somebody has to have a cell phone. You guys know, we live local. That's a, that's a famous, people walk up and down that street on a Saturday morning at 9 a.m., right? And do you guys remember which Laker player they first said was on the plane? Do you remember that or no? uh no rick fox if you guys want to look it up why rick fox because fox is six six in numerology that's why there's fox news all the letters are six fox f is six oh is six x is six

damn when would you say i don't know if you know this when do you think was the first fake death like are we going back to abraham lincoln not that for sure all of it if it's on tv or it's on the news it's deception it's all like all of them there's never been a president and outsider and see and see by the way guys i was a fucking huge trump guy i had a maga hat on i'm the old this is not the same donald trump you guys okay get into that i want to hear talk to me you think this is clone donald trump or are we getting into another biden and a billion biden's uh well the the biden one so so when the the the biden one let's start with that one the reason they put him in the base and COVID, that whole thing.

Like, by the way, isn't it crazy that you remember who Kobe Bryant got traded for? Yeah, Johnny, tell us about your darkest day. Blade. What's Vlad, what's Vlad's last name? Devach. What is it backwards? C, what, C, A, D, Vodge, D, why, can you tell me? I can't think of something you get quarantined for.

COVID. It's Cavad? Is there, is it an O? don't know kind of close enough right Kevin COVID right the guy gets traded for where's Kobe Brian buried Covina Corona del Marr Corona del Mar

and he's the guy and he has the crown tattoo right? Anyways I got side-tracked I don't know what were we just talking about you were talking about fake Donald Trump oh fake Donald Trump so the real Donald Trump does he never spoke the way this guy spoke he spoke quietly when he was on Oprah

when he was on with Barbara Walters he never raised his voice when he spoke publicly he was soft-spoken this the old donald trump would never let himself look like this fat out of shape you know like he yeah and then even his wife remember um ivana which one was his wife ivana ivana yeah remember how she died you guys how did she die he fell down the stairs i don't know if you guys remember that she fell down the stairs, right? So this is the, this is when he was president the first time. What are the odds? She falls down the stairs, right? He's the president. Not one news crew goes to the house where it happened. There should be videos of, she died at her house, the mansion somewhere in New York

in the city. Not one, but not, there's no scene of witnesses coming to her house, of cell phones of the ambulance, of the paramedics taking her outside. That's another sci-up is what I was getting to. But anyways, this Donald. Trump. It's just not the same guy. It's not the same teeth. So when he when he was the first time I had my MAGA hat on, I lost so many friends where I live in Los Angeles. It's mostly liberals. My poor daughter, my poor daughter, she's the only girl at her school, not for this part, she did not get vaccinated. Every kid in the school got vaccinated except my daughter. And so I lost a lot of friends. And so when Donald Trump was doing the whole thing with Fauci and then he

introduced Operation Warp Speed. That was it. I threw my hat. I thought he's an outsider. Oh, I used to think it was an outsider. He's going to shake things up. This dude is, I don't know if it's, they cloned him. I don't know what they do because, oh, that's what I was saying when Joe Biden

was in the basement. Remember that? They had him with the mask on. They wanted us to forget what the real Joe Biden looked like. So we all had to accept this Biden. I mean, you guys can tell it's not the same Joe Biden, right? Well, there was like eight Joe Binds. There was Nephloom

Bine. There was Black Biden. Tall dude. It was like skinny legs Biden, young legs Biden. Yeah, the bike. When he fell off the bike, he had the legs of like a 20 year old sprinter. Yeah. And what about Trump? You got UFC Trump, right? Have you seen

UFC Trump? Oh, yeah. Where he's shorter than every like people, they've done like, how tall is this guy? And then Trump's right there. And you're like, is that even the same Trump? Because Trump's like, 64, right? Supposedly.

And, you know, people say he died in a helicopter crash. And by the way, guys, helicopters are huge in this thing because helicopter is 666 in Jamatria. Oh, my God. Yeah. And there's a witness. Here's to show you how bullshit. There's a witness when Tupac was killed, a blonde girl.

She had a show, a home decoration show, whatever. You can find it. And she says, well, when we got here, they took Tupac away in a helicopter. So, so, well, I got a question for you. Do you believe in MK Ultra? Like, do you believe like the Vegas shooter or any of these kids? Do you think any of them are even real? Because I know they're not famous, but do you even believe like, like level, like regular

civilians that do criminal, like a school shooter, like I said, like Stephen Paddock, you think that guy was real, the Vegas guy? Stephen Paddock, there's no way he was real. I mean, he might have been real, but it wasn't him. That's so, guys, this, the great you bring that up because the one thing that is hard for me to accept is that that one was fake, but it was planned because we didn't even bring

out the Jamatra calculator, the number 201. If you guys want to do this, this will blow your minds. Because everything is 201. Do you want to get it out or no, Johnny? Event 201. What's that? Event 201. Ginger Alden was with Elvis Presley. When he died, her name is 201.

Neil Alden Armstrong, first man on the moon is 201. Who else do we have? have, there's so, Timothy McVeigh, 201, his accomplice, Terry Lynn Nichols, 201. He was in a Mercury Marquis, 201. Damn. All of these are 201. Kobe has a production company called Granite Studios.

What's Granity mean? But it's 201. So, X-T, what you asked? And he was into some Elster Crowley Dark Arts, too. Like, we had a guy come on, talk about how anytime you see imagery, of The Wizard of Oz That's a bad omen And Kobe Bryant's last Halloween picture

Was him as the Wizard of Oz I didn't know that Yeah It's like really dark shit dude Well you know I always talk about the color orange The last picture And by the way there's a connection here The last picture Kobe ever took

Was he was wearing orange And it was on December 29th Which is my birthday, 2019 And 2000 And 1,229 is the 201st prime number. They love prime numbers. Don't ask me why. But he was, remember who the last picture he ever took a picture with, which player was at the stable center?

Luca Donchich, right? So Luke is the bearer of light. Okay? So there's Luke 1018 and Kobe Bryant went over the 118 freeway right before he died in his helicopter crash. And what's Luke 1018? Like Satan falling from the sky. I like lightning, Satan falling from the sky That's what Kobe did that day

Well they had that cartoon Where they basically predicted Kobe going down in the thing Corona is a 33rd district But you know what it's not It's not predicting Johnny What they do is they have to tell us They it's a revelation of the method

How many like Kobe like You know Kobe did a commercial with Kanye West where a helicopter crashes A basketball commercial Yeah And then and then then Kobe did a bet middler show i don't know if you guys ever saw when he was on the bet midler

show no and so he gets hurt in that show and then uh because he can't play bet midler injured him so because he can't play they show the lakers getting killed and don't forget the crash was on january 26th and this is 20 years before the crash and you hear the announcer the lakers lose to the new york makes 126 to 77 they put it out there unbelievable yeah it's It's so crazy. So I do think MK Ultra is real, but not like the guy, whoever this kid is, is just playing the part. We'll never, ever see him in jail. But did he have a big Instagram page before this happened?

Like everybody his age does? Did he have like, no, never, never. Nothing. The girl from Ukraine, she's a beautiful girl. She has like nine pictures on her Instagram page of her taking a selfie. Not in this day and age. It doesn't work. If there's a fight at school

My kids have done it They whip out the camera And you see the kids fighting and cheering them on There was a fake school shooting like two years ago Where there was a started a fight at school I remember which one And then nobody's recording it There's not one recording

And then you got What's his name of the kid? David Hogg Have you guys ever seen when he rehearsed his lines Oh yeah That's the biggest bunch of bullshit right there Or when the kid is in the school going this guy's like 25 he's not supposed to be in school yeah that too he's a controlled

op bro he's an agent of chaos they called him out right to his face he's like hey dude what do you do it and then he's like uh a david hog and the timestamp he gives is two hours before because he went to cnn summer camp and they taught him to to timestamp his his videos yeah and and the way he remember that he's like okay Okay, so what happened was I was in the hallway and the guy ran by. Oh, no, no, hold on. So take your time, David. All right.

So there I was and I saw the killer go by and he ran. Then he talks about how he wasn't even there. He was at home and he got on his bike with his camera and rode there to document the event. There we go with document the event just like 9-11. Yeah. Yeah, dude. It's fucking nuts. So you think Elvis was a shapeshifter?

Oh, man. I've shown videos of him. And I don't even know if it's the real Elvis. That was, by the way, I grew up the world's biggest Elvis Presley fan. And you guys, remember I... Mexicans love Elvis, dude. What's that? Mexicans love Elvis, dude.

My wife's Mexican, so... What are you? I'm Jewish. Oh, you are? Okay. Damn, dude, this got to be hard. So you believe in any cabala magic and all that shit? Well, I do, but not for Judaism.

So I'll give you an example. I used to... So, you know what Yon Kippur is? Yes. So I used to starve myself. You're not allowed to eat for 24 hours. hours since all this started dude i'll fucking eat a pizza it's next week i'll eat a pizza now i'm not starving myself because everything is like it's all it's it's all bullshit like god god if i'm a

i coach my kids i think i do good in this world if i don't eat if i eat for those 24 hours i don't think god's going to punish me you know what i mean so how deep does it go because you know uh you know i i've done two shows uh i did a show with donut donut don't know I love Donut. He's great. And then I just did a show with, you know, Dylan Wren on Conspiracy Social Club. They're both Jewish. They somewhat have visceral reactions when you start talking about Israel and all that stuff.

I don't care. Israel's not really Israel, though. Yeah, I'm with you on that. And you can't tell people that. I mean, Donut did say that his rabbi said that the Star of David is nowhere in any religious text. No, of course not. And you know what the Star of David is, right? It's a Baphant.

It's as above, so below. It's the triangle, the triangle. It's always the three corners, you know what I mean? It's so crazy, though. Like, how deep does it go? All of the universe. The whole, like every brand, Nike is the ring of Saturn. Adidas is the pyramids.

Converse is the pentagram. It's just, it's our whole lives. You know what I mean? They've been doing this. our whole lives. They're all Satan worshippers. They're Luciferians. They're like, it goes deep. But the thing is, how do we combat it? I don't even think there's anything we can do. I don't think there's like, it's just too deep. They have the military on their side. There's just, I just try to educate my kids and show them not to be scared. Like, I'll never,

I'll never get vaccinated or, or my kids won't or quarantine. He's getting ice. Sorry about that. That's okay. It's all right, dude. He's a baseball player. He plays baseball in college. And so even... Oh, that's great. Congratulations. That's a blessing.

Thank you. They won the championship at Dodger Stadium is high school this year. Oh, that's amazing. What was it? States? Huh? States? It was a city championship.

Well, that's... I mean, L.A. is a big city. That's amazing. Have you asked me how they're fixing his game yet? So that's funny. People always bust my balls about that. Because he did get the game-winning hit against Birmingham to go to Dodger Stadium. Jewish magic, dude, Jew magic.

They used magic. You guys, there was a game that the season before is the craziest thing. Camarillo, or no, Moorpark was playing another school of West Ranch. The game comes down, again, it always comes down to the last inning. You guys, this is insane. One team was losing by a run with a runner on second, okay? Two outs, okay? The guy hits the ball to the fence.

One umpire does this. Home run, the other umpire says, no, ground will double. Like, it has to happen with two outs. And then you guys, the video, people have videos of it, it looks like it went over the fence and it looks like it bounced in front of the fence. Dude, that's crazy. So you believe it's energy manipulation, like literally Dr. Strange shit. Bro, even the, they made it foggy that day.

Because I don't know if you were in L.A. that day. I was in Timmy Valley when Kobe's fake helicopter crash. It was foggy that day. Right? But it wasn't like, it wasn't like pea soup where you can't fly. Right, right. It wasn't London fog where you're like, you can't see anything. It was overcast, but come on. I went to the crash. Have you been to the crash site? No, I haven't. We went there. It's on my page. I took some of my followers. We went to the crash site and the crash site of what they put in the field over there and where the trail is, it's two different places.

You know, but there still should be. And then, and then of course, there's a, there's a place called church in the canyon over there that's like walking distance and that in the gematrinator the numbers is 81 there's just so many 80 lost virgin is right 81's a big one too I thought it was a 3 but no it's 77 something 83 73 what I think 81 no 93 93 93 5 81 77 those are numbers you find all over 9 11 but there are so many 9 3 final scores like it's crazy like even the Kennedy shooting that I was talking about with the bricks uh so what lea harvey oswald shoots him from a brick depository building right and then he gets shot if you guys want to look he gets shot in front of a brick building because that's their signature the bricks

it has to be in front of bricks and it always always has to be on tv like lee harvey oswald getting shot it didn't happen like when the tv cameras weren't off the energy lushing is on tv When I was in college, I met the guy, Isidore Blickman, who shot that of Oswald getting shot. He was the guy holding camera. He came in and talked to because he was also the cameraman for Charles Corralt, if you guys remember him. Yeah, Charles Corralt. Yeah. But, yeah, and he had, you know, he had a weird take on it, too.

I don't, he just felt it was something strange about the whole thing. And he was there and filmed the whole thing. But, yeah, it was right as he was coming out of. and there's just all bricks everywhere, as you said. Now, Lee Harvey Oswald, he might be the one and only Patsy that, like, this poor guy, like, they did it. You know, it wasn't him, obviously, but, like, maybe they really killed him and they were trying to pin out. You know, there's no trial. Of course, it can't be a trial.

And by the way, that's another thing. You know, all these killings. There's never a trial. Well, the one guy in Parkland went on trial. I don't remember the trials are so fake. The Alex Jones, I don't know how you guys feel about Alex Jones. Well, we're friends. I'm friends with him.

but I think his trial was a sham. Bro, such a sham. It wasn't real. And for that trial, it was all about the number 112 because that's a big number in Freemason, because if you guys look, Freemasons are in 112 countries, right? That's like their signature. And for some reason, Adam Lanza, whatever his name is, A is the first letter, L is the 12th letter. And if you guys look, when the story broke, they kept talking about how he weighed 112 pounds.

112 pounds like who gives a fuck and he was born on the 112 day of the year okay and then listen to this the trial not only is Alex Jones birthday 112 the judge's birthday was 112 oh that's crazy dude and what are the odds the judge is the judge was November 2nd and now it's Jones is February 11th both of them are 112 is this international like any assassination in Venezuela Mexico anywhere is this international or they use in There's this tactic everywhere. They do it everywhere because I don't know if you remember the whole George Floyd thing, which is another complete bullshit sci-op.

His name is 201, by the way. Do you guys remember what George Floyd's second grade teacher's name was? No, what? This is going to blow you on it. Ready? Waynal sexton. Waynal sexton. Waynal as an anal sex.

Because they're fucking us in the ass with these. I can curse, right? Yeah, you can say whatever you want. Bro, Wainle Sexton, because they're fucking us in the ass with these siops. And X-T, I got to tell you, because X-C, I have a lot of black followers that, I don't know if I taught them or they appreciate it, because they know that they target the black people more than any other race. I mean, it's unbelievable how bad they go up to the black community, and the black community doesn't even understand it.

They buy it all the time. like the CNN still does shows on slavery like you know the Holocaust and I'm Jewish by the way the Holocaust maybe there is some killing there's no way you can kill six million Jews there's no way so but George Floyd even his name George Perry Floyd is 201 um that's the fakes thing that the afterwards when he was on the street did you guys see the the paramedics come swoop him up yeah it's so fake that was all Osiris ritual with the kneeling They love Osaii assassins too The thuggy assassins

If you look up the thuggy assassins with two ease Every single picture of them is with their knee on the guy's neck We've had people come on the show Merriam Hymein And she's talked about how he went to a school of assassins in Europe Yeah right there If you look at it that's that's how they do it Every fucking picture is like that

Go down, yep well i'll give you a good example too tim tibo i used to love fucking tim tibo i thought oh such a nice nice guy you know but he what's his famous for kneeling he does a kneeling thing right and then what are the odds again ay yo it's a coincidence he talks about john 316 all the time right his one his one playoff game he wins he throws for 316 yards dude so crazy it's magic it's magic dude it's like you know here's another one lebron james you're never going to believe this one. LeBron James, first of all,

what are the chances that they beat the Miami heat the year that Kobe dies, right? The heat. You guys know Contavius Codwell Pope had a picture of Kobe Bryant burning the day before the accident. What do you mean? Contabious Codwell Pope was on the Lakers

and the night before the fake crash when LeBron James passed him in scoring, there's a picture of Contavius Codwell Pope whose name is 333. They love the 333s. He's holding, he's, he's got an orange jacket on, the color orange, and he's holding a shirt of Kobe Bryant on fire, a skeleton of Kobe Bryant.

Oh, my God. Google it. How about the fact that Kobe, uh, damn, damn. Crazy. What a, why, yo, it's a coincidence he's wearing that shirt before the accident. That's crazy. How about, like, I think when LeBron passes Kobe in the scoring, it's in Philadelphia, and on the court is a picture of a snake being chopped up.

The Black Mamba. Wait, I got a better one for you. Remember the Dodgers won the World Series this year, and I predicted they were going to win in five games because the fifth game was on October 30th, which is 13. Gianna was 13. I got a couple for you guys. First of all, let's do this one first.

Do you guys remember there was a snake that went into the Dodger dugout? Do you guys remember that? No. Bro, go look. There was a snake, and guess what color Gatorade bottle he was slithering across? What? Orange. Oh, my God.

And there's a snake right before the, it was like the first or second inning, the pitcher's coming off the field, and Kobe's the black mamba. There's a snake in the dugout. It was on, it was all over that you can go anywhere. That's crazy, though. You know, it's really interesting because I've been saying this forever, that all of our next gen weaponry is hardwired mysticism

and I've always said that you know everyone loves Lord the Rings everybody loves Harry Potter I'm like you're living in that shit it's just a more deceptive version of it they're just not telling us even if they told us at this point you guys people still

if Charlie Kirk walked on a Fox News set people still like they'll never believe it like it's it's crazy because we're indoctrinated we're to this day my mom learned helplessness and when she wants to prove something to me she'll say you know what they said on TV today that's we're indoctrinated to believe everything we see it's hard television are waking up though television dude tell a vision tell a vision and but yeah go be fine and then listen to this ready for this one show hey otani he won his first ready for this 666 days after Kobe's crash oh it's crazy dude that is crazy here's the crazy thing do you guys remember that show hey Otani got hurt sliding into the base i don't know if you

guys remember that yeah so supposedly he was supposed to miss the next game game five that's when they clinched it and by the way on my instagram page when it was five nothing um do you remember that inning where judge dropped the ball it's all magic dude i bought tickets to game six and it took me months to get my money back oh boy yeah but they used magic right and so show hey otani game four got hurt and they said oh he might not play he might not play you know the series is going to change he had to play that game because it was a six hundred sixty six um game sorry six hundred sixty six this game since january twenty six twenty twenty what are the odds he gets his first ring six hundred sixty six professional games

after Kobe's crash. It sounds like the Dodgers are maybe the most black magic team of all. That's really what it sounds like. I'm not against them. The Dodgers, the Lakers. Oh, that's what I was telling you guys. When they won game six, and by the way,

do any of you guys have any daughters? Yes. Okay, I have a daughter that so in that first ring 2020 when the Lakers won. There was something called Father Daughter Day. Me and none of my friends, we never heard of that. But of course, that's when the Lakers won their first, that title that year on Father Daughter Day.

And LeBron James, you ready for this? Kobe was 41, Gianna was 13. Game 6, when they won the championship, he played 41 minutes and 13 seconds. How do they do that? That's magic. You know why? Because there's a chance that the Lakers don't have the ball, right? With 13 seconds left, it could be still in play.

There had to have been a timeout for it to be 41. minutes and 13 seconds that shit's crazy dude and you guys can look it's there in the box score 41 13 you go deep dude you definitely go deep I go with my wife unfortunately I'm Jewish remember

I gave up I gave that 33% at birth well Joey we had a great conversation you definitely have won the deepest we haven't had a deep conversation like this since Russian Vids guy. That was a long time. Nobody's heard of Russian Vids guy for a while.

He disappeared, right? He totally disappeared, dude. He was good, though. He was good. His thing mostly is the moon. He went super deep on a lot of stuff that you talk about. One more time, Joey, tell them where they can find you. Thank you so much.

I appreciate it, guys. This has been great. Mostly I'm on Instagram. I might hit the road, though, with you, Sam. I've always wanted to do comedy. All right. Get into it, dude. She doesn't work on jokes. Why don't you work on some jokes? Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it.

But yeah, I'm on. Yeah, I want you to go down like 9-11, like for no reason. Yeah. And by the way, Muhammad Atta, when is his birthday, September 1st? And can you believe the woman that he hit in the building? Her name is Wendy Doyle, her birthday is September 1st. Oh, there's all that, all that. Route 91, and then this happened on September 1st.

the first guy killed was a massad agent he was in row 11 i mean it dude it's fucking nuts dude yeah it's fucking it's all there you just got to see it dude but it's crazy bro it is yeah damn so yeah so my instagram pages and then i have my winnable where i charge pennies and i give out so right so today i give out the cubs to win and i pick players at a home run one of my players hit a home run and the Cubs, my son said they're up 7-4. Hopefully they won. So, yeah, sports are fake, you guys. It's all fake. Whoever's going to win the

World Series, it's already been decided. I think it's going to be the Toronto Blue Jays because of the fake plane crash. Remember the crash the plane that went upside down in Toronto? Yeah. You think it's going to be the Toronto Blue Jays. Toronto Blue Jays and that's also a Michael Jordan ritual. It happened on his birthday on runway

23. It's insane. And again, no cell phone cameras. Because everybody when they land, right, Somebody has a cell phone camera, right? And where's all the cell phone cameras that when the plane was upside down and people are like, oh my God, my shoulder, my back. I'm Jewish.

I would have been faking it so much for the lawsuit. No? I would be, dude. It's all weird shit, dude. Is Belichick going to work out at North Carolina? Because that's my school. I need to know. No, but what was the final score of his first win, bro?

What was the final score? Do you remember? 20 to 6, something like, 21. 20 to 3. 20 to 3. How much is 20 plus 3? That's 23, yeah. And who's the most famous North Carolina alum?

That would be Jordan. It's all a simulation, bro. All right. Joe, you blew our minds. We appreciate you coming on. Let's break down the episode. Beautiful Anonymous changes each week. It defies genres and expectations.

For example, our most recent episode, I talked to a woman who survived a murder attempt by her own son. But just the week before that, we just talked to the whole time about Star track we've had other recent episodes about sexting in languages that are not your first language or what it's like to get weight loss surgery it's unpredictable it's real it's honest it's raw get beautiful anonymous wherever you listen to podcasts okay guys what did you think about joey my brain hurts too much numbers jama what is it geometry jama that's something like that's it yeah that's what it is yeah yeah totally archaeology

Totally 100%. By the way, the last time we did this dangerous of an episode. It was with the Russian Vids guy. And we got a strike on YouTube for five years. And that's why this episode isn't on YouTube. We just started a brand new YouTube channel. It's cooking with gas. That would be crazy.

You guys got to see it. It's available everywhere but YouTube. It's crazy, dude. I mean, like, so when you always ask these guys how complex it is, they're like, yeah, it's like kind of crazy. But Joey had a really good answer, which is what I've been talking about, which is mysticism, black magic, sorcery. I mean, everyone loves watching Harry Potter. Everybody loves watching Lord of the Rings. What if that stuff is really happening?

We just aren't prevy to it. yeah i mean the number things i mean if you're not paying it like how often do you see 33 now i see it way more often than i shouldn't i don't know if it's because now i'm noticing or some type of black magic where now i'm involved in it i think it's because you're you know about it and now you start to see it it's like when you buy like a ford bronco or whatever and now all you see are for broncos i've been seeing nothing but white monteros everywhere lately everywhere you know the question goes where do they go if they fake their death

yeah yeah are they chilling in the bahamas are they getting plaques surgery so you can't find them and then they create a whole fake ass facebook page and website which they have the capabilities to do do we have okay do we have i'm trying to think before i ask it don't quit okay do we have any please johnny think before you're dumb confirmed faked deaths like that are prominent that we can that we know about well i supposedly

in the 1800s and before that they fake deaths all the time right but in i'm talking about in our you know since the advent of uh you know tv uh like do we have i mean they've seen elvis in truck stops all the time well i mean Elvis will be like 100 now people are 110 now people are talking about still seeing it what what happens when uh you're like an informant and the government

take care of you. What's that word? Witness protection program. The thing is, I do think you can go hiding, but the government has to be in to help you. Because when people do a witness protection system, they go missing. At least it seems like they do. So I think if the government does want you or does help you go missing, you can't. But doing it by yourself, I think

it's physical. It's impossible. I'm sorry. Elvis is born 35, so you'd be 90 now. So if you could be... Yeah, Johnny's out. He's doing high kicks to the head. Walking around. He's doing karate and shit. Yeah. I mean, do you hear everybody, though, it was around him near the end. I mean, he just was falling apart.

But he's very much Britney Spears and Anicoe Smith. They were freeing him drugs to control him. That's how dark it gets. Yeah, so it's no coincidence to me that Tom Hanks played his scummy manager in the movie about Elvis. Because that guy was, you know, as bad as it gets. It's ridiculous. Guys, real quick, go to samtriplea.com. Some great things going on.

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let's finish it up was uh did anything go too far for you johnny anything uh no i will say one thing bridge you won't cross we had we had that discussion a couple of like a month ago and you now reframe it as we're talking about whether muslims treat people better than our and that's not what you said you said the burqa people which is the most extreme of the muslims like even like the they treat their women better that i was clear that wasn't the discussion we were having if people okay i'm fine with that johnny you call me out on that i'm saying that the hardcore muslims who do insist on their women uh you know being in a beekeeper outfit all the time i'm not i'm not saying either either side is perfect i'm just saying no i'm not but we have a view of one is way worse the other and i would think one's more obviously worse and one is more secretly worse yeah and i just want to be clear that i'm not because it can sound like i'm saying that the johnny hates muslims in the way yeah and i'm and it's just not you know obviously not the case like the average you know what westernized johnny's made love to muslim women okay just know that i have no i try i've hit it hard

I tried like the devil to you and call me like I'm going to put a Christian baby in you what are you going to do she might have been Hindu no she was Hindu's put out dog Hindus put out right kamasutra Kamasutra you're like you're supposed to hold it I'm like I can't blast I did try spray yeah they're about edging you want to say while we're on this uh we talked in the last episode uh about that guy injecting his uh his wang when I was in college dude I was to do that? I was using this lotion and over a period of a couple of days my dick got started taking on fluid

and becoming incredibly itchy like very itchy and it was like a bag of water like a... Oh my God like a water balloon and I had no clue and so to stop it from itching

I kept putting this lotion on it over and over again that I was also using as loop you know to Jerko and and dude it can kept getting worse and worse and worse. And then finally, I realized I had an allergy to Nutrugina.

That's what it was. And so I was having, my penance was having an allergic reaction to Nutrugina. And that's why. But yeah, for like a week, it looked like a water balloon. It was the scariest thing. And I was afraid to go to the doctor. Johnny, you were like that black guy's dick. You ever see that?

Whenever like, oh my God, click this link. They just canceled Jimmy Kim. When you click it. And it's the black guy's father. fucking giant dick Is that what you look like? Did you want to keep it because you had girth?

Well, dude, boy was it gertie. Did you use it? Did you use it? Did you use it? Stick it in your Hindu girl? Miserable.

Go hear some cow? It was so itchy. Like, oh, it was terrible. You rub it on the walls of the vagina. That's how you get the itchiness out. Oh, God. You might infect it at the same time,

but it'll get the itchiness out. It was just very uncomfortable. And I was so stupid at the time. I didn't realize all. I didn't want to say anything, Johnny. I don't want to say anything All right guys Enjoy the highlight

Here's a clip from the latest broken sim So this is We've talked about this a few times But we haven't played it This is Tucker Carlson Asking Sam Altman Whether he had The you know

The guy who supposedly offed himself At Open AI Killed So I can't believe he asked him this Sam Altman can't believe he asked him this And just props to Tucker for doing it. So you've had complaints from one programmer who said you guys were basically stealing people's stuff and not paying them and then he wound up murdered. What was that?

What was that? What was that? What's up with that? This is like a friend of mine. This is like a guy that I'm not a close friend, but this is someone that worked at Open Eye for a very long time. I spent, I mean, I was really shaken by this tragedy. I spent a lot of time trying to, you know, read everything I could. as I'm sure you and others did too about what happened. It looks like a suicide to me. Why does it look like a suicide? It was a gun he had purchased.

It was the, this was like gruesome to talk about, but I read the whole, like the medical record. Does it not look like one to you? No, he was definitely murdered, I think. There was signs of a struggle, of course. The surveillance camera, the wires had been cut. He had just ordered take out food, come back from a vacation with his friends.

on Catalina Island, no indication at all that he was suicidal, no note, and no behavior. He had just spoken to a family member on the phone, and then he's found dead with blood in multiple rooms. So that's impossible. It seems really obvious he was murdered. Have you talked to the authorities about it? I've not talked to the authorities about it. And his mother claims he was murdered on your orders.

Do you believe that? I'm asking. I mean, you just said it, so do you believe that? I think that it is worth looking into. Oh, my God, dude. Oh, my God. This is your company of committing crimes. I have no idea if it's true or not.

And then it's found killed, and there are signs of a struggle. I don't think it's worth dismissing it. I don't think we should say, well, he killed himself when there's no evidence that the guy was depressed at all. I think if he was your friend, I would think he would want to speak to his mom or... I did offer. She didn't want to. So do you feel that, you know, when people look at that and they're like, you know, it's possible that happened, do you feel that that reflects the worries they have about what's happening here? People are afraid that this is like...

I've done too many interviews where I've been accused of like... I'm not accusing you at all. I'm just saying his mother says that. I don't think a fair read of the evidence suggests suicide at all. I don't see that at all. And I also don't understand why the authorities, when there are signs of a struggle in blood in two rooms on a suicide, like how does that actually happen? I don't understand how the authorities could just kind of dismiss that as a suicide. I think it's weird. You understand how this sounds like an accusation. Of course. And I mean, I certainly, let me just be clear once again, not accusing you of for legal purposes. Let me be incredibly clear. Any wrongdoing, but I think it's worth finding out what happened. And I don't understand what the city of San Francisco has refused to investigate it beyond just calling it a suicide. I mean, I think they looked into it a couple of times more than once as I understand it. I saw that, and I will totally say when I first heard about this, it sounded very suspicious. yes um and i know you have been involved in was mother out to the case and i you know i don't know anything about it's not my world she just reached out cold she reached out cold wow and uh and i

spoke to her at great length and it and it scared the crap out of me kid was clearly killed by somebody that was my conclusion objectively with no skin in the game and you after reading the latest report yes like look and i immediately called a member of congress from california roe conan and said, this is crazy. You've got to look into this. And nothing ever happened. And I'm like, what is that? Anyway, it goes on like that. I cannot. Yeah. I mean, dude, that is like, that's taking your shot, dude. Truly. Damn. Credit to talk. Yeah. Because that's, I mean, not that man right there, that glowed up nerd is one of the masters of mankind right now. I mean, if, you know, he's at the head of the company that has probably more to say about the

future of the human race than possibly any other at the moment so uh yeah anyway um what did you find that clip you're looking for no i can't find it and it's crazy clip they break down her history they break down how she used to like she see so the basically the video goes you know charlie kirk's uh wife like wasn't doing modeling then suddenly out of nowhere she's just in miss Arizona and she wins it she goes to work for Trump right she goes instantly to work for Trump she's like casting shit right and then she starts this like religious organization and she goes I think to Africa or the Middle East or somewhere and then instantly starts getting cute if you'd like to hear the rest of this episode subscribe to broken simulation in your podcasting app or

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