Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #926: The Thought Police With Isaac Butterfield

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Starting point is 00:01:30 If you go to his website, he'll tell us all about it. Isaac Butterfield, how are you, brother? Good, mate, good, good, good. Great to be here. I'm in L.A. at the moment is some strange Airbnb where they requested that we're not wear shoes inside, and they provided little slippers for us to wear inside the house. Sounds Korean to me. Sounds Korean to me.

Starting point is 00:01:50 It's very, actually some Korean shit right there. It's great. So, no, it's good to be here. We're just in Austin for two weeks, doing some, uh, doing some spots out there and doing a show as well and uh mate great to be um in a little bit cooler climate but but austin was cool too i do love texas so where'd you go up in austin uh so we stayed just not too far from the city and where we will where did i go up as in did a spot i did a at the at the vulcan um my own show and i did uh kill tony regular show there

Starting point is 00:02:23 as well um not that i'm a regular but i did it for some reason um and uh did some spots around town and I actually got to go on Kill Tony as well, which will come out next week, I think. So that was really cool to be able to do that, such a massive podcast. Oh, it's huge. It's unbelievable how big that got. The amount of people, like, next door, that's where everyone sort of waits to do their spot if they get on or get drawn. Like, there's 300, 400 people there just milling around nervous. It's crazy.

Starting point is 00:02:56 And I've been doing stand-up for like 11 years now, and I was showing. chitting it. I got pulled out of the bucket and I was like, how do I do a minute? Like a minute to stand up is weird, you know? It's not natural. So unnatural. You walk out there and you just got a boom. Well, it lends it also lends itself to a certain type of act, doesn't it? You know, the minute's set. It does. It does. It's sort of like that really hard and fast sort of you know like a jimmy car uh would would run with and that's sort of the mentality i went with with my sense so i know a lot of people might leave you know just do one joke with one punchline but i think you need that's a big successful in that show i think you need

Starting point is 00:03:38 you know six six seven yeah that format is is great they're both my very good friends i love both of them but that format is meant for open micers it's really meant for open micers because everyone's writing one line, two line, whatever, jokes. You know, it's like, when was the last time you were, I mean, I haven't, I haven't been to an open mic or tell a long story. Yeah, well, I had to do, because I didn't know anyone in Austin, I just went and did over my, and I was doing three minutes spot, or four, five minutes spot.

Starting point is 00:04:14 So a lot of the jokes that I have, you know, I'm doing an hour or an hour and a half. 100%, dude. It's really tough. It's really tough to condense that. But anyway, that could be like two stories. Yeah, easily, easily. So it was really cool. And what they've got going on out there, I mean, I don't have much to compare it to in Australia.

Starting point is 00:04:38 Like, you could do probably more sets in a week there than you could in Australia in a year. Like, it's crazy. So it's where you're, if that's your game, like that's what you want to get good at, I mean, you know, you've got to be in the hub. and I guess L.A. is a hub, and New York's a hub, but they're from in Austin's, a huge hub. Boston's a hub, L.A.'s a hub. San Francisco was a hub. I don't know if it still is.

Starting point is 00:05:03 Yeah, you got to get to a big city because then they have multiple stand-up nights, and that's the only way to do it. The problem is that so many people are moving not to get good stand-up, but they just get on Kill Tony. Yeah, yeah. It's flooded with Minut Comics.

Starting point is 00:05:20 My wife loved Kill-Ton. Tony like she just loved one of her she loves kill Tony and she loves watching adam ray but she's obsessed with Adam Ray it's hilarious I think I'm her second favorite comedian after Adam Ray she's actually we love Adam Ray we love Adam Ray she's coming to see him tomorrow night at the comedy store and I'm babysitting so that's how good on girl oh that's a good dad that's a good dad mate no it it's she wanted to go and we don't like leaving our son with random people particularly in a different

Starting point is 00:05:49 country if we don't know them sort of thing i think that's called good parenting yeah i wouldn't do it i mean as much as it's fun to go places i'd much rather keeping him safe but um yeah she she got me into watching till tony and um yeah it's an amazing what they've done to that city like as i said the 300 or so people in that room they're there every week there's people that have signed up to do a minute and they've never done an open mic but they've been signing up for two years and haven't gone but it's it's beyond crazy like that's crazy wow wait so you're saying they're not there are people just waiting to go up there for their first time so that's mad wow there was a there was a guy behind me when i was signing up

Starting point is 00:06:31 for the first week uh so i signed up for two weeks got on the second week and he said to me mate oh he goes oh i'm just really nervous i've never done stand that before what you're doing he he goes oh i heard there was a show on i said do you watch said have you seen the show he goes no no i haven't really seen the show i'm like a man you're walking into the lines there that's terrifying and he goes if you don't stand up before i was like yes yeah 11 years 10 years is when you get your doctrine and then you really start to find out about yourself it's it's very interesting this guy's called like tommy no breaks or timmy no breaks i don't even know what his name is i tell you what i saw timmy no break do some of the best

Starting point is 00:07:12 crowd work i've ever seen at the vulcan uh two or three nights ago it's all new stuff for him he was he had every comic was watching upstairs the crowd there was only a crowd of like 50 people such a crazy world we live in man he he is one of the most interesting new people on you know the scene but here here's the problem he's doing dice oh now that is a lot of the old guard isn't excited about this and i understand the story that he did it as a dare okay i get it you did it is it there you went up there you crushed it and maybe but you got to get away from dice dude you got because it's gonna come back and haunt you i haven't seen it how close to dice is it's exactly i'm not saying he's doing his jokes but the leather jacket the collar up the do

Starting point is 00:08:05 are you ready for the cook i mean i mean it's just that whole thing dude completely the spirit and it it's it's it was a bet he did a bet he he like his The guy he works for told him to go up and do it, so he did it. And it just freaking hit. Yeah, it really did. He did, I will say he did about 15, or maybe 15 minutes set. He did 10 minutes as himself, and it was great. Like, just him, he was just doing a bit about, had someone from the audience up.

Starting point is 00:08:37 He was fucking on fire. And it wasn't, it wasn't Dice, didn't stand anything like, Tmi No, bro. He got to, I like, dude, I hope the guy does well. Yeah. You know, I have no ill will. I mean, I have friends who are friends with them. But you got to drop the dice shit. It's just, it's going to blow up in your face.

Starting point is 00:08:55 Especially if you blow up even bigger, then then, then dice is going to come. Dice man cometh. And then he lives for this shit. Dice is a very interesting guy because if you actually study him, he's one of the few comics I've said that from the way back, the golden era of, let's say, the 80s comedy, right? he's probably one of two guys that you could take from that time throw him in a lineup today

Starting point is 00:09:21 and they would still crush and because he still does it that's Andrew Dice Clay and Sam Kenison well most of people Timmy no breaks is proof that you're right about that okay there you go there you go it's interesting again I want I'm always excited when all the comedians

Starting point is 00:09:37 for comics for young comics it is a it's a very fast pace to the good stuff that might be good that might be bad i always feel like if you skip steps you're you're you're you're retarded the process what do you think about camp patterson you think he because he just he'd uh what was this um was that big yeah he just did that you think it was too much of a jump too fast too soon or you think he's one of those ones that's like he's got something i think he's got

Starting point is 00:10:08 something i think you know like i've talked to cam parison a couple times he's a very nice guy it is a quick rise I would tell you that a big part of it is that he's plug and play you know exactly who he is and what he's doing and he fits that kind of a

Starting point is 00:10:27 character we've seen before which is fine and you know it's like God bless I hope he crushes those those sketches I mean like when I was on when I was doing panel and he came out

Starting point is 00:10:42 And he was talking to me. I go, dude, I don't have a clue what the fuck you just said, dude. What did you just say? I don't even know. What did you just say? Do you need to do Saturday Night Live? Couldn't he just do his own thing? Like, what he's doing now?

Starting point is 00:10:55 Wouldn't that be the move? I mean, I don't know much about Saturday night. It's not big in Australia. Guess what it's not big in America either. That's what I'm thinking. You know, like wouldn't you just run your own race here? Like, he's got so much momentum in this game. at the moment.

Starting point is 00:11:13 I would think that you would just run with it. But it might be... Well, you know, it's also like if someone, hey, you want to go to a playboy party and you're like, yeah, playboy party. Let's fucking go. But it's not the playboy party of the 80s. You know, it's still just has that name recognition

Starting point is 00:11:32 that you would want to just check it out. So, you don't, it pays well. If you hit on that, you get shot right into all the acting gigs you could possibly want so in that aspect it's so good who knows how long it will last uh so this gets into a lot of great stuff because Isaac real quick uh did you tell them where they can find you before we get too deep into this episode can you can where they find you you can you can find me all over uh youtube you just type in iac butterfield i'm all there plenty of videos every single week and i'm doing a tour in the united states right now just a couple

Starting point is 00:12:11 the shows uh just trying to get my foot in the door in this great country um and and yeah it's just as you can see here it's just i talk on all manner of shit on youtube so had i they brought upfield com for tickets that you are in the land of the free well if i ever have my comedy chaos going you're more welcome to jump on it's in the main room i'd love to have you on you know uh la la is weird i'm part of the little of the older guard you know and i i just i just love chaos and these kids don't get it anymore they just uh they you know like 20 years ago most these kids would be doing corporate gigs and on cruise ships based on the act that they're doing there's nothing provocative anymore like everything else in the world is extreme ufc only fans

Starting point is 00:13:01 backyard brawls horror films uh pranks everything's extreme comedy just it's like get more and more safer and safer and safer, dumber and dumber, and dumber. And it's fine. It's fine. I mean, it just goes through waves. I always say right now that we're in our wedding singer phase of comedy. You know, it's like, you know, people like, hey, chicken dance.

Starting point is 00:13:25 Come up there. You know, and it's like a lot of crowdwork. Now, I have a crowdwork special about to drop because I'm good at it when I hit. It's fire, you know. And people love that shit. But do I look at crowdwork on the, same level that I look at.

Starting point is 00:13:44 Storytelling, it's not even close, dude. It's not even close. Story telling a story on stage is the highest form of stand-up comedy, in my humble opinion. It's a different sport. That's what it is. It's a whole different thing. Like, if you look at someone like Matt Rife who does so much crowd work, he's

Starting point is 00:14:04 stand-up, I think, is really, really good. I love Matt Rife. I think he's great. He's great. But he has that virality aspect that people just eat up. They love that shit. Even though for the most part, the clips you see online is just the same thing, you know, who's this, is this your partner, is this whatever, yada, yada, yeah. People just eat that shit up.

Starting point is 00:14:27 And what comment does that make on human society now? Maybe everyone's just fucking dumb. But he does a great job in his own right doing stand-up. but I think it's just part of the arsenal, isn't it? Like, I like to go out and do 10 minutes of crowd work, five minutes of crowd work up top before I get into material, otherwise it feels a bit forced, I think, you know what I mean? It feels like you just sort of going out there, not louving up,

Starting point is 00:14:59 just going in dry, and I like to throw a bit of spit on it, and then you go, you're on. I'm with you, dude. So when I go on the road If I'm not doing with Eddie Brab I'll do five shows By the fifth show I'm over my act And they're usually drunk and stupid

Starting point is 00:15:20 So I'll just crowdwork the shit out of them But again, I'm old school I think a special is great I think it has to be at least four It should be at least four I mean Tension spans maybe 30 minutes But it's got to be good 30

Starting point is 00:15:33 You know it's got to be a murder 30 I mean I love love our specials, I just don't think anyone gets to the end of them, you know, but, but getting back to the, you know, Sarah Night Live, all this stuff, you kind of come in during a firestorm, uh, people are like the left, which has been the, the crusaders of cancel culture, canceling people, putting people's heads on stakes are now mad that, you know, Jimmy Kimmel, who, has been canceled. Now, I've been saying this all the time. I have a very good friend on there. It makes me very sad that he might be out of a job. That upsets me a lot because he's a good dude and he's great at his job on there.

Starting point is 00:16:18 He does crowd warm up. Um, you know, but, you know, I mean, I know they've come after you a lot and you just find it absolutely hilarious that they just have done a 180 on cancel culture. Yeah. It's it's so strange because what did Kimmel say? And obviously, you know, it's a private company. They're well within their right to cancel anybody. If they want to find that contract. You want to find out. Because I feel like why I think you should be absolutely be able to speak your mind on things. But that doesn't mean there won't be, you know, there won't be any consequences for your work. And if you are employed by someone else and then they have, you know, vested interest wherever, then you might lose your job. Because I don't think he was, he wasn't really cracking a joke, was he? Well, he kind of, he was. There was a joke. The Republicans were trying to make it seem like he was a right winger.

Starting point is 00:17:24 Not a right winger, basically. He rose over the weekend with the Maga Gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk, as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from. Here's everything you need to know about the off-key monologue that got Jimmy Kimmel. That was the main part of it there that got him in trouble and then he continued here. Hold up. Murder. In between the finger pointing, there was grieving. On Friday, the White House flew the flags at half staff, which got some criticism. But on a human level, you can see how hard the president is taking this. personally how are you holding up over the last day and a half sir i think very good and by the way

Starting point is 00:18:07 right there you see all the trucks they've just started construction of the new borough to the white house which is something they've been trying to get as you know for about 150 years and it's going to be a beauty yes he's at the fourth stage of grief construction yeah i mean i i think it really is the first part i thought that was funny it's hilarious obviously the the first part is where everybody has a problem with that they're that they're trying to label it a progressive one in Jimmy Kimmel's belief it's a

Starting point is 00:18:39 it's mega and that's that's what kind of kick this off well you know according to Elizabeth Warren and you got to take everything with a grain of salt when it comes to her because she's hot garbage but she says that basically that this

Starting point is 00:18:56 affiliate cable company heard heard this heard this the FCC complaining about this through the FCC's podcast the FCC has a podcast a government department has a fucking podcast okay you don't listen you don't listen to those type of podcast them do I love government podcasts I love when I have some time off just sit down and listen to government officials discuss the business of government it's it's really great and their blue two wreaths are fun.

Starting point is 00:19:34 You know. So the insinuation is that, sorry to cut you off to, but the insinuation is that they heard it from that freaked out because they have business in front of Trump, and that's why they canceled Jimmy, Jimmy Kimmel. Now,

Starting point is 00:19:51 the belief on the left is that the FCC put pressure on Jimmy on these cable outlets, and that's why it happened, which would be a violation of First Amendment. the affiliates excuse me uh do you have any thoughts on it i mean again if it's a private company you know you and you're trying to sort of deal out with the president or you're trying to sort something out then it's going to impede that then you're probably well within your right to fire someone or cancel someone um do i think the joke was cancel worthy no um do i think that the I don't think it was funny but that second bit was very funny but I think what

Starting point is 00:20:35 people found the most distasteful is just she trying to shift this whole and you see if you spend enough time on Twitter or X right you can see the real story coming through and then you see it regurgitated on the nightly news or the tonight shows or whatever a completely fabricated truth and I think that that's what makes people so angry is like they know that what everyone sort of saying out there in the mainstream is complete shit and then they come out there they speak it with such gravitas gravitas you know they speak with this air of arrogance like they know the truth about everything and then we're

Starting point is 00:21:15 sitting here with all this evidence in front of us that you know there's all these inscriptions on them the casings and there was this and the boyfriend or the trans like all of those things and you just like well where the fuck are you guys on this are you not following the same So I think that's why it pisses people off. And I think maybe the right wingers amongst us, maybe they're just sick. When I say right wingers, I mean more centre, slightly right, that most people are. Yeah, I get you.

Starting point is 00:21:43 They're just like, they're just sick of people cancelling them and then they get one back. And they're like, yes, we got one back with one one, but really it's not a great look for free speech, but also private company. can do what it wants with uh with an employee i guess so it's a hard one like would if someone had shot someone uh who was uh you know on on the left a very loud figure someone who was getting a lot of virality online george floyd if someone came out on a right-wing show on you know network television and said something negative about george floyd would he have been you know shut down or canceled then probably he would so does he will deserve it? Well, maybe if you follow those lines, it's a real tough one, really.

Starting point is 00:22:34 Well, here's the whole thing. Like, you know, obviously a crowd's reaction. There's a lot of stuff going on. If the FCC is involved, that's a violation of America's First Amendment right. That's plain simple. The government is trying to limit your speech. That is a violation. Let's say that didn't happen. Okay. You're totally right. These, Private companies have the right to hire and fire whoever they want because it's their business, who they want to represent their business. I myself have gone through this a lot. Now, where it gets really tricky is when it comes to these social media companies, right?

Starting point is 00:23:15 Because you can go, oh, they're a private entity. But in reality, they were all formed and worked directly with the intelligence agencies. Their seed money all came from DARPA, the CIA, all these people. So the notion that they're kind of just a private equity is actually ridiculous. That's where I think the problem is because I don't know about you, but I'm assuming based on the content that you do, you have people coming after you, reporting your content. You got the social media, whether it's YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram.

Starting point is 00:23:53 I'm not on TikTok, but TikTok, okay? And you have these people just reporting you all the time because you say things they don't like. so they're totally fine i was taken off kittok at 900 000 followers because i said that men can't have babies in a video i mean just think about how retarded that is they had a meeting they had a meeting they sat down TikTok Australia they had like a board meeting about me about the harm the harm that i was bringing to the people of australia and new zealand like it's fast at it I would ask them if I could get the tape. Do you guys have a tape of that meeting?

Starting point is 00:24:32 I would like to put it on my YouTube too. Wouldn't it be amazing? I'd love to be a fly on the room and just listen to that. Just all kids straight out of college and university explaining why my entire life is microaggressions. But yeah, it is. It's control. And in Australia, it's somewhat worse. We have a thing for a lady called the E-Safety Commission.

Starting point is 00:24:54 Have you heard of hers? Oh, my God. She is a she's not she's part of the government but she hasn't been elected she's been chosen and she was chosen by the right leaning government and she's been kept in by the left leaning government that's in now and both of those governments have very similar opinions when it comes to free speech and the ability to speak in whatever manner you feel like right now in Victoria I think in Brisbane or Queensland as well if you do a Nazi salute you will go to to jail, that's how crazy it is. And, you know, I'm not running around doing that shit, but I think it's a very slippery slope when you start outlawing movements with your body. And I don't, I don't think that that's a great way, a great path to head down. But the e-safety commissioner can take anything down that she wants, remove. She can find, she's tried to find Elon Musk like a dozen times. She can demand Facebook take things down.

Starting point is 00:25:54 if she decrees them not okay she was trying to get all the charlie kirk videos censored in australic so we're down here and this lady's there and she probably has all these good intentions maybe right she might think she's doing an amazing job but what she's trying to do is protect everyone but in doing so she is inhibiting our ability to live freely as individuals and i don't think that people understand what's happening in this country it's very similar to the UK in fact in New South Wales I just did a video on this the other day that'll come out in a couple of weeks or whatever New South Wales where I live the state they have a new law coming in or it's in now where it's

Starting point is 00:26:37 based on to protect protect you so it's an anti-Semitism thing but the wording of the law has to do with ethno religious backgrounds religious background and it goes into detail about gender etc etc etc and basically it says if you try if you are if you say something that instills fear or could be construed by a reasonable person as something that's hateful which means nothing like that what does that even mean that's unbelievable right you can you will be tried not in a civil case right not being sued but criminally and the craziest thing about this law is like at the bottom it says there is no exception to this satire and is not uh it's not considered an exception guys the crypto market it's crazy right now i got one that's just 10xing

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Starting point is 00:31:56 I don't know if we talked about this last time, but over the last two years I've had this battle with the Human Rights Commission in Australia. What? Yeah, over an Aboriginal joke that I did. And I posted it on TikTok and it blew up and I got all these normal death threats and all that horrible shit that everyone on the internet gets. I'm not special. But what came from that after this big blow up was my postman turned up with a manila folder sort of thing hanging it to me and I was basically served by my postman. It was a document from the Human Rights Commission of Queensland.

Starting point is 00:32:39 not even the state that I'm in or a state that I committed the alleged crime and basically this lady had one lady had filed a complaint and I was I had to or I was compelled to attend this hearing because of this joke and this is what's happening in this country one person can complain and she said but the joke wasn't even that bad she said that her family felt fear and was scared for their lives because of the jokes that I told on on on day and so yeah they went on for like two years they kept changing the date and then my lawyer couldn't give me a solid answer he's like well there's no caseload on this I don't know what you know

Starting point is 00:33:22 what they're gonna run with we don't know where we're going so I spent this money and stressed and all that's other stuff and we moved dates because it was around the time my son was born and it's crazy all over like jokes and then that's where you know that's where Australia is going that's was the joke was the joke even recorded or was that just like word for mouth oh yo so she actually had a recording a show like yo he said this no i posted it on tictock it was my fault right okay it was doing really well and then it got caught on the wrong side of ticot but what i was gonna say was i i don't in the uk anymore i'm too concerned that i would be

Starting point is 00:34:04 uh caught up in like uh old mate who was arrested recently for transgender tweets, the guy who wrote Black Bulls. Oh, yeah, dude, that is crazy. That's where Australia is going to, mate. It's not good. It's very bad. Well, they are

Starting point is 00:34:22 slowly, slowly, moving to, what is it, the Overton window? Is that what's called, Johnny? They're slowly moving it back and forth to get people more and more use to this censorship. And it's like, the problem,

Starting point is 00:34:38 problem is when you're people like us and people into the conspiracy world like people who listen to the show we're really trying to protect idiots from themselves because they don't ever think two or three steps down the line you're like if you're going to get if you're going to sick law enforcement on people doing jokes you don't like someone will turn around and sick people on you for jokes they don't like and it becomes a very slippery slope and we just laws that are now written they've been passed they're they're written in all these law books you know they're their laws of the land you don't know who your government's going to be in 50 hundred years time who's going to use these what are they going to do to the people like you just give up too much

Starting point is 00:35:27 control to the government as you saw with what happened in the early part of the 2020 mate these people you know on a on a macro level love control maybe you know individually they don't want to control people but something happens with government where they just go we need to protect all these people and we know what's right to do for these people these these underlings these peasants and and that sort of strange way of thinking it's Marxism dude it's just plainly straight out the cultural Marxist book, you empower the alternative, you empower the marginalized, you empower alternative lifestyles, you create gender wars between men and women, okay, and you demonize

Starting point is 00:36:20 the majority. That is a direct playbook of the Bolshevik revolution. This is exactly what they're doing. And the whole thing is about controlling your speech. Now, if you go to China, when you talk to the Chinese, they're all like, it's so great here, you know, and because they have to, because they're being watched all the time. If they say, talk some shit, the credit score goes down, you know, and there are, listen, people will tell you truth. You can walk down the street in Russia and China at night and not worry about anything happening because the government has everything on lockdown.

Starting point is 00:36:54 But what you give up there is any kind of creativity, any ability to think outside the box. there's a reason why America has like a thousand Nobel Peace Prize winners and Japan has like zero or like only a few or even like China though China too I mean Japan's same thing though dude Japan is Japan you know they just drill their kids all the time all the time having to get ready for school all that shit and then it just it just destroys creativity you know when you're not allowed to think on your own has a lot of i think japan has a lot of i think japan has some winners i think you're yeah but look at the numbers oh i remember watching a guy from either japan or china i think it's japan you could look it up japan has 12 physicists eight chemists three for literature five for physiology of or medicine and then uh and what's that 40 for peace okay 42 how many does america have uh china well yeah it is a western-centric kind of thing about

Starting point is 00:37:58 Hold on, I think it's China that doesn't have relative of their population. China, you know, so they're just trying to create robots. That's all they're doing. They're trying to create robots. Yeah, yeah. And out here, they're just, again, it gets in this country, in this comedy scene, Los Angeles, which is its own fucking bubble. It's just a bubble, dude.

Starting point is 00:38:20 Like, it used to be when you did back in the day when I got here, you do all your crazy shit in L.A. And then you go on the road and dumb it down. now it's completely flipped 13 for china by the way with far fewer relative to their population than it should be yeah so yeah i mean it's absolutely fucking nuts it's absolutely nuts and it's just like go on i don't know how i would go trying to fit in with the la comedy crowd i mean i never fit in with the 50 comedy crowd let alone LA you know what I mean I'm trying to try and I imagine you probably find a difficult saying with the new breed of people coming through just the way they

Starting point is 00:38:59 think and talk and live and breathe I I just struggle to get around that shit I don't know if I'm like I'm 32 but some of these some of these younger dudes that are coming through I'm just like like shut the fuck up I didn't want to hear I don't want to hear what you're saying you've got no idea what you're talking about I don't And it's, uh, it's gay, man. It's entitlement. That's what it is.

Starting point is 00:39:23 Like the, like when I see young comedians at the comedy store, I like to give them advice. Uh, I'll give them the advice of the, my friends who blew up and I'll give them the advice of what I did because there's a lot of people like what I got, which is, you know, a successful comedy career, but I'm the ability to walk around and not be bothered. You know, it's, it's, it's not for everybody, but I love it. Um, would I love to sell more tickets? Of course, everybody would. But, you know,

Starting point is 00:39:49 so I give them advice and some of these young kids act like I'm holding them hostage. Right. They don't want to hear anything. Yeah. And it's just like this entitlement thing. It's called the Gen Z stare.

Starting point is 00:40:01 Have you seen it where they're just like, you try to have a conversation with them and they can engage? I go to like a Starbucks here. I go, Hey man, can I pay a card and tip in the cash? They're like, yeah.

Starting point is 00:40:13 And then I hand them the tip of like two bucks. And they just stare at it because it's not enough to cover the price the coffee and I go no dude that's the tip that is the tip for you I oh they're like oh okay there's no critical thinking at all and that's what I'm saying not only are they not provocative they hate provocative they hate it they hate it because it causes them to because it's kind of like you know people who don't like conspiracies why don't they like conspiracies It's because it's making them have to think

Starting point is 00:40:51 Is this a change your take on this gen Z? Because I remember you were kind of optimistic about Gen Z for a while. Well, I was saying that the crowds were fun. I have fun with Gen Z crowds. I'm talking about the other comedians. And they're not that they're not good or they're not good writers because they are great writers. It's just show me a provocative Gen Z kid who's flourishing.

Starting point is 00:41:18 It just doesn't exist. It just doesn't because everything is done for the algorithm. It's more about the algorithm than it is about the art. And that's fine because they know what's going to take to blow that shit up. But the truth of the matter is, it's not art. It's just corporate white noise. They're censoring themselves based on the terms and conditions of apps, even though they're performing live.

Starting point is 00:41:46 That's a great way to put it, dude. what is your philosophy on comedy check to terms of service so right mate i i i got told very early on by a bloke that you'd know uh al debeney said to me do whatever you think's funny and i've always he's great i've stuck by that with all these people saying you can't do that you can't joke about that that's punching down this is bad don't do that if i think it's funny i'll do it and if it works great i'll continue to do it if not you know rework it or it goes in the trash that's just how you do it and it was cool in austin last week because i was doing crowds that weren't my crowd and you know there was a few few jokes that that fell flat there was a

Starting point is 00:42:32 george floyd joke that i finished a 10 minute spot with and it got absolutely no laughs that usually does very well and i just said nah that was funny good enough like me just like you know what you can drive home and think about that one I think it's very clever but it's also like I'm in this doc on stand-up called dying laughing and it's really

Starting point is 00:42:57 good doc it didn't get the love that it deserves comics watch it they're like wow that was in fucking sane but Chris Rock says you know Chris Rock's like I like a laugh I like a boo I like a hiss I like a thinking of choir I like sigh like that's how it used to be man he used to be like that and now because like the tonight show and all that shit it's like you

Starting point is 00:43:20 got to get laugh every bang bang bang it's it's it's it's not it's not art and it's like the biggest problem you'll see this if you watch l a comedy enough you know everybody's act as they're walking to the stage nobody's going out on any limbs everything is like you know uh you know uh you know uh you know hood black guy fucking whore white chick uh fucking you know cuck white guy i mean like it's all that shit and nobody's taking any chances and it's like guess what it works cam is on fucking saran night live because he's a plug and play guy he's super funny that's not there's no comment on his his comedy i've seen him at the comedy store he's a kind he's a funny good looking guy good looking kid you know got it got an opportunity blew it up you know

Starting point is 00:44:18 the only one that isn't uh plug and play to me is tim dillon because you you don't expect him to be a uh but tim dillan made in a totally different way no no no like on his own no i agree but even then when you say like plug and play he's one of the ones when you come out and you don't expect this guy to be a gay guy so then he starts saying like gay shit and then he goes very political you're like that's what you want you want someone where it's just not plug and play you're like, oh, you're different, which is the way I saw it. It's like watching a sequel to a movie, you know? Like, if you used to go to a comedy show and everyone's doing 15 minutes,

Starting point is 00:44:51 you know exactly what you're going to get. Like, that's entertaining, you know, but is it really what you're there to see? You know, you want to be shocked. You want to, you want to laugh, you want to cry, you want to do it all. And I don't know, I see a lot of comics just, the show is just like that. It's very much just calm. Like there's no mad peaks and valleys. And, man, I like to get, you know, I do weird shit.

Starting point is 00:45:18 I get on the ground and I'm, you know, talking to people sitting on the stage, moving around, all this shit. And sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn't. So you just sort of find your feet. But I think really not having the fear of what, and I can do this because I'm on the road with me and my opener. That's it. You know, I don't go and do over mics and stuff. I've got, you know, I've got heaps of stage time, thankfully, by doing shows.

Starting point is 00:45:47 And I'd love to do open mics if I lived somewhere where there was more around. But Australia just doesn't have the population. There's less people in Australia than there. Sorry, there's less people in Australia than there is in Texas. But being able to go out and do that with your audience and having fun with it, just talking shit. Like that's my favorite part of the job. That's my favorite part of the art. is finding all these different parts like going through your act and finding new parts of work and going down and bombing even bombing in the middle of your set like going down a line that you don't have any punchlines written for there's no joke there I'm trying to find it and maybe you come up with something maybe you don't but you know are you taking chances if you're not taking chances then that's boring you're throwing away material after you record a special if you're not and that's really boring you know you're not really expanding on the other

Starting point is 00:46:39 and it's not changing as you age and become a different person. So, yeah, I imagine the Gen Z comics coming through in the LA scene and probably the same all over the country are very much copy and paste of each other, which is a little bit dull. Yeah, and it's just like the idea of like, like there's only one way to make it too. That's why they're doing it. They're worshipping a dying institution called Hollywood. they're trying to get a tonight show set together nobody gives a shit you know and then they're

Starting point is 00:47:12 trying to go blow up on the algorithm and you know it's again it's not like the kids aren't funny they're funny you know but is anyone go remember anything i mean like there's laughs and then there's like holy shit right uh i had a i had a chuckle i had a laugh that was great it's you know arts meant to move you dude and that's a big problem like that's why the comedy when I got picked up was so amazing because Mitzie would pick up people to make regulars when they bombed. I watched them bombed.

Starting point is 00:47:45 She's like, okay, you're a regular, come on down. You're like, okay, you see something and then they would blossom. And then towards the end when Mitzie was still running it, but she wasn't mentally there. That was when art was really great because you could bomb with dignity and people were taking big swings at the store

Starting point is 00:48:02 because they knew they could because industry wasn't there and Mitsy wasn't paying attention. and so you could really take chances. Like, your, your wife likes Adam Ray. Adam Ray, I remember when he shows up, he got picked up at the store and he starts showing up and he's doing characters on stage.

Starting point is 00:48:20 And I'm like, I like that, dude. It's something different. This is the place to fucking do it, dude. And I pull him aside, I go, dude, keep doing that shit. That's how you're going to make it. That's the way it is. And no one else is doing it here. And it was fucking great.

Starting point is 00:48:37 and then look at him, he's blown up, and he's done all this amazing shit, and he's a great guy, and I love him. So there's this Saudi Arabian comedy festival going on, like Ramadan, ding-dong, or whatever it's called. Some of the comedians are all getting paid, fat stacks, like fat, fat stacks. What is your thoughts on that? If you were offered fat stacks, would you go do it?

Starting point is 00:49:06 do you is there anything about your act that you would be like no i'm not interested uh because i might get stoned to death or anything like that that would be my only concern i'd absolutely take the money but i'm not in a position where you know i'm i'm living very comfortably but i'm not in the position of a lot of the guys that are on that lineup that you know they've got all the cash uh that one could probably need for a lifetime but you know is what act are you doing what changes you need to make to everything in your life i don't know i see a lot of people you know upset about it uh i haven't looked into the reason why these people are upset a lot of people calling it blood money i i'm not i'm not across that at all uh so if you

Starting point is 00:49:57 you just have uh anything to enlighten me with that would be interesting but yeah probably because they sponsor 19 i guess well there's a lot of it they They use slave labor a lot. You know, it's like, I know it was Qatar that did that, but there's the whole notion that all that stuff's over there as well. They are the sponsor of Wahhabism, which is the extreme sect of Muslim, of Islam. There's all this stuff, right? And, you know, and, you know, even though I don't believe the official narrative of 9-11, right, I don't believe any of it. you know there is this this idea that they were a part of that i i kind of have a problem with that

Starting point is 00:50:40 if you i do have a problem with it even though i don't think it's necessary a true part of the story right like i got a problem that they're associated with it and you don't really hear them refuting it but i i don't believe that part of the story it's a it's a weird way to look it's confusing if you look if you look at live golf's trophy that they did that they gave away at the live golf tournament that was being held like only a hop skip and a jump away from 9-11 it's literally the beams from 9-11 it's literally the beams look at this picture look at this oh my god like what are we talking about that's like what are we fucking talking then you're holding it like i can't believe i'm what i'm so happy you're like bro they're mocking you guys i can't tell you what i'm hearing

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Starting point is 00:53:37 That's a lot of money. That's not life-changing money, but it's like kind of change your life money. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, are you can get the ball rolling? Is that a little tax break, too? Oh, yeah. I mean, that's all these only fans' mouths. They're so fucking stupid.

Starting point is 00:53:54 They go over there, they get pooped on, and then they get a fucking 50 grand. And then they don't know to fucking hide it. so they come back and the government just takes it it's like pay me a bitcoin bitch yeah there's a bloke on there on the lineup uh i don't know if you know him he's from australia he's not from australia originally but do you know yeah we were struggling with adam broken somehow to pronounce his name earlier yeah yeah it's like one word oh he's a great he's a great comedian and a great dude but i just saw him on there i was like what the fuck are you just some random dude from fucking is he like millie

Starting point is 00:54:31 Eastern or something. I think they want to sprinkle. No. He's like, what are they? Scottish? Yeah, something like that. Yeah. And my friends,

Starting point is 00:54:40 Mike Young and Brett Ernst have a tour. They're doing like something America or something like that. And they got asked to do it. And then they just got hit a month later and going, yeah, we're not doing it. And then they never heard from them again. Which is super interesting to me. So I don't know if everyone. on there is a huge name

Starting point is 00:55:02 comic I think most of them are and you know I mean what's it taking to get fluffy out there gotta be at least a mill 1.5 that's just on fuel for the plane yeah we're fluffy people here okay Johnny keep your racism

Starting point is 00:55:18 just because he plays at the Dodgers yeah I mean so it's like who's bigger him and Russell Peters depending on like he's way bigger country well in America he is but Russell Peters is fucking humongous all over the world

Starting point is 00:55:33 so I mean there gotta be getting 1.5 2 mil to do that and what's the point of this festival do they really want to hear these comedians out there

Starting point is 00:55:42 in the Middle East or is it to make it all that everything all that Riaz season shit is propaganda for the Saudi government to make it look like a westernized

Starting point is 00:55:52 modern place to do business yeah that's I mean it's it's in their charter like that I just think they like fun they like comedy and I'm very happy to do it next year if they're

Starting point is 00:56:03 trying to be in a cash. Yeah, this podcast next week will be sponsored by Riyadh season. Rehats season. Ten foil hat, presented by Riyadh season. Well, I mean, like you hear the money they're dropping on boxing,

Starting point is 00:56:17 whatever they're paying for comedy is a fucking drop in a bucket. And thank God for them. They're going to improve boxing so much. That's how corrupt and shitty the alphabet organizations were that Saudi coming in and just paying guys to fight each other is infinitely better than what has been the uh you know

Starting point is 00:56:35 the organization government the organizations governing boxing for so so it's gonna stop that whole this whole this wmba guy can't fight this wbbc guy and they're just going to be like they're talking about buying all all the boxing federations and combine them into one so everyone has to find everybody yeah i mean i got to have boxing to the next level yeah like and compete with the ufc when it comes back for. Did any of you guys watch the Canelo? Yes. Of course, dude.

Starting point is 00:57:05 So, I mean, did you guys, do you guys think it's going to stay like that, that no pay-per-view, just straight either Netflix, either Hulu, either Paramount? The same thing with when I put out my special for $10 on Rumble. And then within an hour, it's been ripped and put on, put everywhere for free. It's just you can't do it anymore. There's just too many live streams. so it's like instead go to go to Netflix which all you have to do is pay 10 bucks for the month

Starting point is 00:57:35 and you get to watch it for almost what's considered free at that point even though you're paying for the subscription um I think that's the future and I dude 41 million people watch that fight nice 41 million dude a pay-per-view would never they would be happy if it got a million people 41 that's huge for boxing no and you're right and it still would have gotten maybe not the 41 but how How many people bootleg it? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:58:02 Like you legally stream it. How many people do that? And they don't get a single set from that technically at all. Well, you can get a dollar or... Here's what they're going to do. This is why they're running commercials. So if you do stream it and take it or what Chad Zumach does us, sniper it. Okay?

Starting point is 00:58:20 If you do sniper it, you're still running the ads. And they're making money off the ads. so it kind of counters that as well you know but that's the future Sam I wonder if they you know because we like we will take credit for any view

Starting point is 00:58:36 but I wonder if they actually do that do you know what I mean like I wonder if they try to quote like hey we're going to give you a quote for like you know 30 million views and then 10 million extra

Starting point is 00:58:48 bonus pirated views yeah you know I wonder if they factor that into their quote I wouldn't doubt it I mean they probably went it would Didn't Jake Paul Tyson get 60 million? Then when they talked about all the pirated,

Starting point is 00:59:01 it got up to 100 million? I believe that, yeah. Super Bowl numbers, dude. Crazy. Eyeballs, man. That's what it's all about. And if you want to take on the big combat sports, you want to bring boxing together,

Starting point is 00:59:12 you need eyeballs. And why don't go to the place where everyone's eyeballs already are? That'll do it. You don't have to put your credit card information in. It's all behalf of people already got it. I mean, it's one less. It would go a long way to healing the wound, you know, that boxing was dealt when HBO boxing was destroyed by the management at HBO because that was that HBO boxing and Showtime boxing really, like for the average viewer, you know, that was their exposure to boxing every week.

Starting point is 00:59:45 It was a place you knew you could go and watch boxing every week. And then when that was gone, you know, it became like you had to find out which app it was in like to zone. Is it going to be on, you know, the ESPN app? Is it going to be in, oh, hell, what's the, the gold, the ring magazine app or the golden boy boxing app. Well, Johnny, you know, yeah, and Johnny, you know how the MLS is right now. You have to have like four different apps to watch every single game on, every soccer game. It ends up costing you like 200 bucks for the year, which is unbelievable to play. Oh, that must be L.A.

Starting point is 01:00:21 I mean, all the Apple, it's just all an Apple for my team. I don't, is L.A. having over different apps? You have to watch different apps? Yeah, you have to get Fubu if you want to watch all of them. It's just kind of like football. That must be L.A. Yeah. Now, Charlie, it's all just in, and it's all in the Apple app.

Starting point is 01:00:35 You have to pay a subscription. But I heard MLS is furious because they aren't getting eyeballs. Of course. It was a dumb. That was a greedy-ass move. Greedy. Yeah. They'd just go on there.

Starting point is 01:00:47 Anyways, this is not punch-struck sports. I want to get back to conspiracies. So the Charlie Kirk stuff happens, okay? what was australia's reaction to it well i i was in uh i was in austin and i saw it on the way to doing uh the drinking bros podcast uh and they were they had him on the show like a year before or something and so they were they just banned out so it was very heavy and you know like everyone you see it you feel sick it's ridiculous like madness that someone's been so radicalized that I think it's okay to shoot someone in their head

Starting point is 01:01:28 because they feel like they're spreading hate like I don't agree with everything that Charlie goes ever said I don't think there's anyone that actually does like you know we all disagree and agree with certain things that people say but is there anything that I can't think of anything that anyone said really that I would go that person needs to die I don't think that that person really this at least not in you know modern culture. I had one to talk about my kids. That's about the only person.

Starting point is 01:01:59 That's about the only person. I feel that. I feel you. Right. But the way that I think everyone felt super strange about seeing it happen then and there, we were told by people who sort of knew people there that he was dead immediately. the FBI had relayed that information straight away and as another another dude who ex-arming said may no one survived that like that's that's crazy so we were

Starting point is 01:02:40 pretty you know convinced he was gone straight away but I was just man I was just sad I was just sad about the whole thing I was just like fuck what what is this so this is crazy you know we're watching something like it whether or not it's a moment in history or not it's certainly a moment that I think a lot of people remember and go that was for the culture wars if you will the what's been brewing for years but that's a real crazy moment and it could have if it had happened in reverse you know a crazy right-wing taking out someone and all that it would have blown up into you know George Floyd

Starting point is 01:03:23 tight right like the cities would be burning right now you know and for whatever reason these guns don't redneck right when Republicans are just they're just sad about it they're not violent about it or anything they're just like this is fucked yeah it's super interesting that's a really great point to bring up is the reaction to it based on both sides like one side is way more emotional and there's probably some mental illness deep deep into that the other side is i'm going to be honest to you probably a little more faith-based centered and that action is is really shunned upon in their religions and it's probably going to take getting their back in the corner for them to actually do something like that and you know if you if you're you know again i mean australia has

Starting point is 01:04:20 different politics different siops this and everything but in america i have a t-shirt it's it says siop season takes no days off right and just we're seeing it day after day after day after day after day a new siop a new siop a new siop a new siop everything's faking gay everything's faking gay there's nothing that you can go wow okay this is a lighthouse in a sea of shit that's why podcasters do so well because they tend to be the ice house and i mean the the the the the the the lighthouse now a lot of people a lot of people making a lot of money off of shit talking joe rogan on youtube i mean you can see just title after title getting a hundred thousand views shitting on joe rogan shitting on the tree of rogan and you always see like

Starting point is 01:05:09 oh dude they're freaking out dude i can tell you this they don't give a flying fuck i talk dude i go do you hear this they go i don't care i don't what i don't listen to any of it and Why are they attacking Joe? Well, it's like, you know, when you're the top of the king of the hill, everybody wants to knock you off. And, you know, there was this troll, long time ago, kind of kicked off this YouTube hate shit. And, you know, he was very smart in one way. He realized that these guys have a really big following, that they would also have a decent-sized crowd of hate.

Starting point is 01:05:50 people who hated them and he started playing to them and then he started getting views and everybody started talking to him um now he's shitting in a diaper and it's not going well for him um but the point is that you know people just knows he's clicked in view clicks and views now there's also people decide to become like

Starting point is 01:06:12 the the you know the kind of the uh e entertainment news of stand up and they're always breaking down the latest on stand up and there's some of them that start off cute just talk about it but then they'll have occasional negative headline and suddenly they're getting more views and now they're chasing those views and now everything it is is just super nasty super like fucking dark

Starting point is 01:06:37 the only one that hasn't done that is this guy named joke world I really like him I love his stuff um so and I respect what he's doing he keeps it pretty light he keeps it fun but people know that if you put Joe Rogan in your title, you're going to get more views. That's just the way it is. So every day I'm seeing like, you know,

Starting point is 01:06:59 the Austin comedy is failing, blah, blah, blah. And then, you know, next thing I know, they're selling out arenas again. You know which one makes me sad? The one makes me sad because there's these multiple guys that dedicate themselves to Brendan Shops. And I'm just like, bro,

Starting point is 01:07:14 like, would you really just dedicate yourself to making fun of Branden Shops? And I mean, some of them are just so, detailed or like you i don't know i feel like i mean you know brennan shab i can't imagine getting that much hate in videos getting made of you hours two hours long of that shit he's the nicest guy in the world he i can't i can't express enough how nice brandon shab is and the reason that happened is because he sometimes says some says some retarded shit like we all do we all say something where we're like oh that got out of my mouth maybe he should have said that and

Starting point is 01:07:49 we live in a world where the first time ever an absolute fucking alpha gorilla can get attacked by cook autistic nerds and if enough of them come together they they can they can do damage and they did and i love him i think dude he's super funny on his fucking podcast and i think if he just went back and just really worked on joke structure because he went right to headliner and i did that too I went right to headliner and it was very hard for me and I probably if I was doing it now on the internet I probably got murdered for it but I had to bomb my way through 10 15 years on the road to learn how to be a great headliner you know and yeah you can't replace that you can't replace that you know and this is if you go straight to the top and you don't have that foundation you

Starting point is 01:08:45 not saying that Brendan crumbled but you know you don't you don't have any stability there and you don't have you don't have the know-how of what to do in certain situations maybe someone catches out or a click goes viral or you not doing so well whatever people just want to see you know they just want to spread hate online and don't wrong I'm guilty of talking shit about people no doubt but you know if you look up my name like there's so many videos about me about how much of a fucking arthur I am and everything that's wrong with me and I'm a I'm a beater and I'm with this and I'm allegedly bald and you know all of these things

Starting point is 01:09:25 and I'm just like what I do is I react to those I watch those videos on my channel yeah I monetize it basically but you know I think I think there has to be a separation between church and state when it comes to comedian between the character and your actual self but I'm I'm me on stage but also there's a little bit of a character there YouTube sort of similar you know like if you if you get to know me it's all family base that's all I do all day is just hang out with my my son and my wife and then I'm a you know a bit of a lunatic on YouTube or on stage at night and that's just that's how I operate so I'm able to remove myself

Starting point is 01:10:07 from that situation because I know who I am and someone's talking shit I go well that's not that's not accurate so who gives the shit but you know if you're not used to that and enough people gang up like it can be very detrimental to your health and people can really you know fall apart it's yeah i remember saying what happened with sharp like you know people were hammering hammering him over like he's special and stuff and i watched the clips that they're talking about i'm like man it's like there's people on netflix with 10 times worse than this dude it's like what are you talking about what are you talking about lazy comedy that was the whole thing with shane gillis when all these comics were piling on them and they're like oh dude it's just lazy

Starting point is 01:10:54 comedy i'm like it's one joke in a like a hundred and twenty-third episode of a podcast like is anybody like doing closers every single moment of every single podcast where they can just like it's just painting Picasso's at the core of it too is the demonization of mass masculinity this this word bro has been used as an adjective by people who just hate anything masculine uh whether it's women or effeminate men liberals who want to signal to others that they're also uh you know have tiny testes and it's it's they just hate any kind of humor that is related to like man stuff you know what I mean, like Tim Allen, that kind of thing, you know, like, oh, any of that stuff to them is just, on its face, not funny. And because a lot of the shop stuff that they make fun of is kind of like that, you know, it's kind of like, oh, what are you a dumb jock, you know what I mean?

Starting point is 01:11:50 Like it's and it's, okay, bro, whatever, bro. Yeah, bro, you know, bro humor, bro, bro, bro, pro podcast. My, my favorite part of that whole thing is this notion that they've created where you can't be racist against white people. And I don't know if you guys saw Rob Schneider on Killed Tony when, what's his face? And I love him very much. What's the name of the comic? He's a great comic. Black comic.

Starting point is 01:12:19 Fuck, I can't remember his name right now. He's really great. He's been in comedy chaos. Ashy Larry is his character on Dave Chappelle's show. But so, you know, there's a Mexican. Danielle Rollins. Yes, and I love Donnell, and I owe an apology for not getting his name and remember his name because he is a great comic. And, you know, this Mexican comic goes up and, you know, and Donnell is like, are you legal?

Starting point is 01:12:49 And they're like, what? And he's like, you know, okay, I won't say him. They're like, no, say. And he goes, you know, I just didn't know if he was one of those who weren't legal. I was afraid of him like ICE might come and get him. And Rob Schneider goes, oh, he can do it. He's black. They can't be racist.

Starting point is 01:13:05 Like this, so the biggest thing I wanted to ask you earlier when you were telling about the ridiculous thought laws in Australia. So you make fun of Aborigines, right? You're like, oh, Aborigines, no, no, no, no, no, whatever the joke may be, right? If an aborigine came up and what Aborigina, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, right? And they did that. Would they get in trouble for saying it? It's actually, you can't actually use the word aborigine. That is right.

Starting point is 01:13:34 That's a word. no more so oh really so what do you got to say aboriginal okay aboriginal all right but here's the thing i grew up i grew up playing rugby league with a lot of aboriginal fellows and we'd all talk shit about each other so when i go on stage that's the sort of attitude i go there with but yeah you can say you can call someone a white dog or a white whatever you know all that type of stuff and i've made a lot of videos on this anti-white racism and And every time you do that, you get called the Nazi and all that type of stuff. But yeah, it's just, it's drawing a line in the sand and saying you can't talk,

Starting point is 01:14:15 you can't be racist towards white people because they're the supreme class is what they're saying. It's so horrible and racist and demeaning. Like it's just like, what are you talking about? Because most white people, the vast majority of us, like no one thinks like that. No one wants to bring anyone else down. No, he gives a shit. Who gives a shit? I think who gives a shit.

Starting point is 01:14:40 My son, right? He was in the park the other day and he sees two African people. This is in Australia. Now, our old neighbors were both African. So he's seen African people his entire life. But he walks up to them, stares him like this and just point. Like, what are you doing, dude? He's just pointing at him just like that.

Starting point is 01:15:01 I'm like, you've seen, what are you fucking? you're trying to make me look like a terrible father like a big old sort of white supremacist but he freaked it was hilarious and these people and poor people are just there like going what is it? Have you ever seen when white girls or white people go to

Starting point is 01:15:17 black villages where they've never seen white people they think it's a ghost? Yeah that's what Aboriginal people call when white settlers turned up yeah it's curious to me that Australia is such a crackdown because one of my favorite shows of all

Starting point is 01:15:33 time is Summer Heights High. And I think Lily is just, great. Just brilliant. And but that show was huge there, right? How is he, has he been banned to oblivion? Like, what's his story there now? Because I haven't. He, he does a podcast where he does characters and but all his shit got taken off Netflix. He had several shows on there. And yeah, all Jonah from Tonga, all that stuff. It's brilliant. Yeah. So funny. And he does black face. He does brown face. ran fight and black fight on a network show and everyone was cool with it

Starting point is 01:16:07 yeah nobody care everyone should be cool with it it's so ridiculous dude oh at some point they didn't let black people act and they did blackface now they're fucking shoehorning black people in everywhere I mean they're so there's this very famous

Starting point is 01:16:23 a story it's a real story about a black kid who shot up a school I forget the adolescence it's called they Netflix really literally rewrote the story made it a white kid and everyone's like

Starting point is 01:16:39 oh my God it's so impactful I'm like it's a lie you're watching a lie you're being reprogrammed they're they're hiding history from you and you know Netflix you do what the fuck they want but the way people react to blackface still

Starting point is 01:16:54 is so fucking ridiculous to me and I try to give you know Joe Rogan had a really great joke about blackface and he was bringing up pirates but I'm like you know it's even worse St. Paddy's Day St. Patty's Day is literally about the

Starting point is 01:17:10 Roman Catholic Church fucking genociding a bunch of Irish people and we celebrated with drunk Irishmen and Connor McGregor and all that fucking shit and it's like we're literally like whitewashing this giant murder it's so dumb

Starting point is 01:17:27 have you seen this already interrupted but we're talking about have you seen the guy that did the black guy that did white face oh yeah oh yeah and then the one guy looks like him hilarious and everybody loved that and there was no problem with that well theo vaughn says he was going to go do blackface and i would love that shit that'd be hilarious if if druski drops an end bomb on the guy and gets his ass beat that'd be so fucking funny dude it's just stupid dude it's just laziness and and you know, to be honest with you guys, you know, especially Isaac.

Starting point is 01:18:05 The truth of the matter is political correctness is just limiting white people from being able to compete. Because outside the K word when it comes to Jews, every other word is just that every other rule is completely annihilated by the people it's meant to protect. you know like you know uh black people call each other the m word they do a thousand jokes about how how how crazy they think black people are jews do jokes about jewish people women do jokes about women being sluts nobody's worse than Asians than Asian comics and the only one worse than that are Asian parents okay I mean Asian parents and the funniest part of this whole thing is that every one of those ethnic groups can't stop talking about how racist their parents are

Starting point is 01:18:57 they all have the same act the most racist person in the world is a blank parent every time and it's just this whole thing about like just limiting just making it so white people can't compete

Starting point is 01:19:13 it's just 100% that's what's all about they don't really care about that gay people call each other F words all the time 100% and it just it makes it a bigger deal but the more that we go you cannot do blackface it's like well who wants to do black like who's no one's out they're really going i need to do blackface but the more you make a big deal about it the more it divides

Starting point is 01:19:36 people and spreads each other like you know pushes people apart and i just think it's all negative like i don't know i think the f words making a comeback though that's good that's positive like that's what word is what word is the f word oh yeah fagg it's back it's back baby And, like, no one uses it against gay dude. I never do. I have a whole joke about it. It's my friends, Tom Brady and straight dudes I have sex with. That's it.

Starting point is 01:20:05 Never the gays, right? So, and then the M word is like, I love being called the M word. It's like my favorite thing in the world when black people and women I'm in bed with call me the M word. It's like my favorite thing in the fucking world. And I have this whole bit about the times I've been called the M word. Not joking. He's not joking, but this is a bit. but he's not joking to be clear that's what do you mean no i mean you really enjoy i people i think

Starting point is 01:20:31 a lot of people think that you're just that's a bit for you but no this is absolute i get a giddy when i get called the m word i was called it by paul mooney and i tell that story and then i got called it by a white paraplegic who looked like vanilla ice in a wheelchair right and that's the reaction you should get to it but people get so weirded out dude They get so weirded out. And it's just like, guys, I mean, it's like the problem is no one has nuance anymore. That's it. Like the minute you may, and that's why we're in our wedding singer stage of comedy,

Starting point is 01:21:08 the minute you make people think it takes heat off the laugh. Yeah. But they're also programmed to think this way. Yeah. And that's what's so important about like a comedy room too. Like you can tell the difference in a room that's well, like it's quite bright. and you can see the people next to you. If it's a dark room,

Starting point is 01:21:28 like I've done so many different weird, shitty gigs where it's so light and bright and you don't have a great show. And you do the same material in a dark, dive room and it goes off. Are you going to New York at all? Yeah. When are you going to be in New York?

Starting point is 01:21:45 Next week. Next week. I have a comedy club, just about 40 minutes out of New York. Yeah. You want to perform there. It might be booked. out, but they might have things where you could jump up.

Starting point is 01:21:56 I could ask him for you. Yeah, let me know, for sure. I would love to have you go up and do it because what you're talking about is exactly what we did to that comedy club, dude. The first time I performed there, it was white like a surgery room. And then during COVID, I begged him, I go take the money we made, put it in, paint the room black, totally changed the room. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:22:22 It's the science of music, too. like I used to go to this pub where I grew up. There's two pubs across the road from each other in a very small little area. And it was a dive. Like it was painted black or at least dark blue or something and posters all over the wall. A new publican comes in, rips all that out. And the place is ruined. It's destroyed.

Starting point is 01:22:45 Like the soul has just been stripped from it. And for a good comedy club, it needs to be dark. It needs to be dingy. It needs to smell. a strip bar. It's like a strip bar. Nobody wants to see who's getting fucking lap dances by the stripper with C-sections. Okay? Like you just want to get grinded on in dark peace. That's all you want.

Starting point is 01:23:08 What was the other one we did? What was the other one we did? The comedy cave over there. It was a really small one. It was like this at this. And you loved it. It was very small. It was super, super dark. Like you couldn't even see your hair. It was it was a comedy cave. Yeah. It was something like that. It just was great because you know the room was really oh I mean there's a bunch of them I just played in Chicago I want to call them I'm like your room is too bright you need to especially

Starting point is 01:23:33 in the in the neighborhood you are which is downtown the club is beautiful and it's a great club you know I don't know if this happens in Australia but if you catch it on the wrong night where there's a giant sporting event or some shit like that it's it gets harder to sell tickets so Notre Dame football was playing that night Chicago loves Dunderdame so it was very weird because it was the only weird show I had that whole week all the rest of them were just pure fire but it's so anyways so I'm playing this club and it's a great club it's a gorgeous club it's a gorgeous little club I want to tell them to turn down the lights don't let anyone see each other don't let because they want to laugh

Starting point is 01:24:15 at dark shit they don't want anyone to know they're laughing at dark shit absolutely absolutely and if you can hide who's next to you then you can laugh at whatever you want you don't have to look around, you can just let loose. And that's what good clubs do, you know. It's the same in like a theater, like some theaters, the sort of wash from the stage bleeds into the crowd, and you're just like, you can see everyone around you, and it feels strange, like it feels like very proper.

Starting point is 01:24:43 And I guess if you do my style of humor or anyone that's, anyone that I like, maybe that doesn't work as well in those type of environment, but So do you, for your show, right, do you find all those videos or are fans sending them to you? For YouTube. They're on YouTube and TikTok or just TikTok? No, I just, just YouTube. I, mate, I find all of those.

Starting point is 01:25:09 My algorithm is insane. Like it's fucking wild. It's just the most fucked things of all time and it just keeps rolling through. But like I find videos. I just grab the link and put it in there. and I've got like 50 videos on the go because I try and put out three or four videos a week so

Starting point is 01:25:28 how long are your videos 20 minutes or so 8 out of 15 and 20 minutes so it's a lot of recording but yeah it's just I just pump it out sort of thing and do it at nap time with the young fellas asleep

Starting point is 01:25:44 and then get a bit of a gym session in and that's the day dude you got made this is my ninth podcast this week shit they're all hour two hour long i'm like i'm losing my mind i don't even know how to live life no more no more i struggle with podcasts man when it gets fast the hour and a half mark i'm just

Starting point is 01:26:06 like right what i'm with you yeah i wish you were on our show broken sim where i can't get out of there before two hours this kid just rides me like a donkey it's not just me by the way it is the no it is you also the listeners also are up your ass about saying you have to go to be clear it's not just me yeah they do that two and a half hours two and a half hours it's because you we started doing three hour and everybody got yeah because we started during co yeah they started during covid when we had nowhere to go so we just talked for hours yeah and then it's like all of a sudden life got busy i'm like i got to go do we're only at two hours and 15 minutes i'm like that's enough that is

Starting point is 01:26:52 enough and then this guy would just keep doing stories and drive me fucking nuts bro drive me nuts dude you look like you're staying on the side of the office that's where it looks like you're staying right now how dull does my background look I should have blurred it no it's great

Starting point is 01:27:08 dude I don't know where I am I'm in some part of LA but it's yeah it's nice I haven't any gunshots I'm happy to be yeah dude you're in a great place L you know LA's turning dude it would have got really

Starting point is 01:27:22 bad. I think it's starting to turn a little bit. I hope your fan show up. L.A. can be a weird crowd. Like I've been telling these guys, I'll always start to show, hey, how many people from L.A. here? More than half the crowd clapped. I know I'm in for a fight. But if I can get like five people clapping and the rest of them from out of town, I'm like, okay, you guys can be a good crowd. We'll do this. We'll do this. We'll do this. You know, I noticed in Austin, my my open event, he asked the crowd if there's any Australians there. And there wasn't one

Starting point is 01:27:51 Australian which is really cool to go to the other side of the world and do a show and the American crowds are fantastic like they were on there the just shit that Australian crowds don't do because we're all we're very the whole tall poppy syndrome anyone doing well we want to cut them down so you know people just give you a polite clap or whatever it's not they don't get into it they don't Yahoo and carry on it so it was really refreshing to come and do an exciting crowd who really wanted to be there last week, that's for sure. Well, you're a great comic, dude, and it's always a pleasure to have you on.

Starting point is 01:28:31 I don't want to keep you too long. You're with your kid, and you're kind of on vacation. I guess you're working, but it's kind of a work vacation, dude. So, Isaac, one more time. Tell them where they can find you. Head to Isaacfighterfield.com or go to YouTube and just type in my name, Instagram as well. I post a heap of a heap of shit. go lock is so interesting i mean god bless him her god bless you know i can't hate him her i can't

Starting point is 01:28:59 he looks i i love it she actually has a really good sense of humor yeah i mean like why not what else you're gonna do what is that what is that person go lock is like this gore lock like look show go lock that's go lock that's go it's a dude it's a dude it's a transsexual stay puff marshmallow man It looks like honey, boo-boo all grown up. Yeah, I mean, it's just great. She said on a, and I'll call her a shake, because she's got a sense of you know. She goes, if you can't deal with the fat jokes, then don't be fat. And I was like, I love you.

Starting point is 01:29:38 Well done. Fair enough. Fucking nailed it. No, but there's a giant, I'm going to let you go, but there's a giant market for that. Like, you know, I don't know if you know Jeffrey Starr is, but it's like this. I don't know how to describe it. her you know she's shiny object trans but does not

Starting point is 01:29:55 um like the they them shit and she's been teeing off on it and she's getting a huge response to it like people fucking love it because oh it's almost like when you can't yeah that's that's how shiny that i don't think geoffrey star is trained like what is that that that looks trans to me

Starting point is 01:30:16 what is that androgynous is that glam is that glam is that glam yeah yeah that's just a glam a glam leading man right i'm sorry geoffrey don't hate me i i'm old i don't know what to call you one other than i love what you're doing i watched the um geoffrey star Shane dawson like the documentary they did years and years ago maybe six years ago whatever it was and geoffrey star has a really good sense of humor anyone with a sense of humor can make it like they can make it with any any group of people they can just get there they can you know cross the boundaries doesn't matter what sexuality or if you have a sense of

Starting point is 01:30:53 humor you can get there it's just also so rare to see someone with a sense of humor coming from any kind of like left lifestyle do you know what i mean that is yeah from their cult like from a from a cult like yes standing out above the cult above the water going no that's not me i like this shit, I like makeup, this photo that Jeffrey posts in a G-string and I look at them, I go. What is this? It's like finding like a congressman with us.

Starting point is 01:31:20 If your local congressman was actually really funny, it would stand out similarly because nobody... Johnny, you called Jeffrey Stard a Thomas Massey of trans? Exactly, yeah, no, it's precisely that. Yeah, because he seems kind of like a normal guy. Everybody's like, this guy's great. And it's the same thing. Yeah, totally.

Starting point is 01:31:35 It's the same effect. Jeffrey starts someone you can have a beer with, and he's a flaming, homosexual who has a makeup brand and drives a pink fucking G-wagon like and makes fat stacks dude that's fat dick

Starting point is 01:31:48 how good I think it's turning I think common sense is starting to come back I think people are waking up we're just battling fucking rich kids trust fund kids ruin the world every bad idea ever put out

Starting point is 01:32:02 politically economically is from a rich kid who hated his dad and wants to see the world burn that's just a bad three your girls love you growing up Sam you gotta make because I hug them and tell them they're great you know I love them so does it worry you that they're going to grow up with money though before we got does it worry you that they're I mean what I do when they get when I got money I'll worry about it John but you know exactly what I mean though like both of us I think came from

Starting point is 01:32:25 is it going to be weird that they're growing up without need like they yes they have everything they want I mean yeah that's a little bit of that for sure I mean but that's what we're supposed to do I know I think the big issue comes when you are somebody that's working all the time and I do that but I'm blessed in this in what I do I have time that if you're working so much focusing on the money you're not focusing on your kids I think the key is to really just shower them and love all the time and pay a lot of attention to them and I don't know these kids are super savvy now they know the laws they know all that shit and it's really hard to discipline them but you're not their fucking friend you're their parents

Starting point is 01:33:07 and you know what you got to be okay when they cry a little bit because they use that that sigh up on you you like hey dude that's not going to fall i'm not going to fall for that get in your effing room right now let's go get in your room and you just got to do that occasionally man because you're training a wild animal that's what you're doing and if you don't train that wild animal they end up on the streets they end up in prison prison's full of untamed animals and you don't you know kids who will grow up with money like

Starting point is 01:33:39 it's tough for them now obviously you know you want to sort of give them the best dart in life but it's got to be yeah it's got to be a very strange situation but anyway Jens I've got to take my two year old

Starting point is 01:33:54 to Disneyland for the fourth time even though he's from a strong go have a good time dude we'll have your number I'm gonna we'll text and see and if you can make it to the club we'd love to have you dude. All right, thanks to come up, man. We'll talk to you soon. Let's break it up.

Starting point is 01:34:08 All right. What did you guys think, Isaac? Butterfield. He's great, but he's scaring me. Like, Australia's down, Canada's down with the censorship, and now Jimmy Campbell got canceled. Is it coming over here? Is it coming over here? I mean, it's already been here. That's the whole thing on everything I'm talking about. It's already been here. They did that. They did that to Alex Jones off of YouTube. They did that to Tucker Carlson off of Fox News. They did that the Rosanna off of ABC News. Now, this isn't the government, but they kicked off Shane Gillis off of S&L.

Starting point is 01:34:43 So, I mean, it's here, dude. It's fucking here. It's been here. The problem is now it's coming for the left. And they just don't understand that. And it's like, you guys, I've said on a thousand podcasts, Don Barris works on Jimmy Kimmel. I'm fucking sad that that guy might not have a job.

Starting point is 01:35:01 job it makes me sad but this is the game dude this is the game is there any way to reverse it are we fucked is that it is it because i mean you know how was uh Elon was Elon won Twitter and we're like oh we have freedom of speech back and then we're yeah and then the then the design has come in and ruin every they've literally ruined everything every part of our culture that is garbage has their fingerprints all over it well I can tell you the thing to look for if it gets worse because we know the path that we're on already from what happened in the past and what happens in the past is first they get the people for delivering the speech the people who are saying the wrong things then they start going after the people who listen to people say the wrong things so if you find

Starting point is 01:35:47 that people are there's like thought police you know going after you because this is what they did in like so in soviet russia like they would not only were the people making the bad art getting in trouble but the people who watched it so if you go to a theater or watch tv you know if they're like getting you for that then we're in trouble like if you're if you're watching the wrong kind of youtube you know because it's not politically acceptable you know to I I have some hope because people listen here's the beauty of the Jimmy Kimmel canceling the left now is mad at Disney how long has the right been mad at Disney for the bullshit they put out it's this weird kind of unification they just you know and they're blaming the right they're blaming mega

Starting point is 01:36:28 mega didn't have anything to fucking do with it you know this is this is a corporation's decision and every single one of these people getting canceled has been a corporate decision you know again if the FCC is involved then then we have issue but right now it seems like that's not it so we'll see what happens dude but hey you hate cancel culture fucking join us dude and there's gonna be both sides yeah both sides yeah stop fight with each other dude I've seen a lot of people celebrating Kimmel getting canned from the right. And I'm like, you're missing the point, man. You're missing the point, dude.

Starting point is 01:37:06 And it's like if you were, if you, if you were anti-cancer culture, you should be anti-cancer culture about this, but you should also understand that this is the natural progression of this. This has to happen to the left, so they fucking wake up. And how bad did what's her name? Is it Pat Bondi you fuck up about saying hate speech going on there and then trying to bring it back? Trump, Trump has 100% betrayed his base and good. You know why?

Starting point is 01:37:39 Because now people stop expecting someone to come and fucking save them. And they're already positioning it. It's either going to be fucking J.D. Vance and Charlie Kirk's widow on a ticket. Think about that. I mean, they're talking about it. You see who the left now is, well, Harris this week. We'll talk about it on BS. I wrote it down the right for next week.

Starting point is 01:38:04 But, like, Harris revealed that she wanted Pete Buttigieg to be a running mate, but she kind of got warned off of it by the DNC because he's gay, obviously. But now they're talking about them, like, they're the next, like, it's Harris, Buttigieg. I don't think. I mean, they get, they would, it doesn't matter. She's garbage, dude. This is the only thing I would say. Kamala Harris, you're garbage.

Starting point is 01:38:26 and then I would walk out, but if I was forced to stay, right? I would go, learn to talk, bitch. Learn to carry a conversation. Don't day drink. Have a rule. I only drink when I'm at home. I don't drink before a fucking, you're not Burt Kreischer, okay? You can't fucking carry a conversation while drinking, okay?

Starting point is 01:38:50 Stop day drinking. Now, I don't want you to win because you're a fucking fraud, okay? And the whole side of that, that whole thing. And, dude, they just can't stop lying. They ever, the, since Hillary Clinton ran, they run fake-ass polls. That's all they do. That is their whole arm. They think it works.

Starting point is 01:39:10 Nobody's falling for your polls, man. Nobody knows. Dude, oh, dude, people like Gavin Newsomor and they like J.D. Vance. And I can't stand J.D. Vance. The, the unholy shit that Peter Thiel did to his Bhole, I can't even imagine. that's the only way you get there dude is that guy goes medieval on your shitter that's the only way you get there and dude the thing that that people don't like jd vance over over fucking gavin newsome whose government just passed a law that they can just take your kid all the

Starting point is 01:39:46 all the strangers do is fill out for him and they could take your kid nobody knows that though people are dumb and he looks good he's a good looking fellow on the internet dude yeah but American cycle. 90% people don't know that. And women, dude, that low info voting women are just going to look at that. They got Clinton elected twice. Look at all the stuff. Yeah, I mean, they voted for him twice.

Starting point is 01:40:10 Repeal women's right to vote. Repeal women's right to vote. I'll say to Dana. I'll say to my mom, repeal the right to vote. They should have to answer certain political. I mean, and you can say that about guys, too. that's fine but I mean it's just emotional voting yeah and it's not proper voting was it a show and I'm sorry to all the ladies here no where there was a show either I was listening to or we were

Starting point is 01:40:37 doing where someone has this proposal for like UBI you can do UBI but if you take it you you you forfeit your right to vote essentially so they think that would get I love that yeah yeah I love that yeah so you can give up your right to vote for it I also think if at a certain age you haven't had kids or you don't have kids in your, like, immediate family, you can't have, you can't vote either. If you can't. Because you have no, no, that's the only exception. Is that because they have, they're not looking at the long term for their kids? Yeah, they have no, they have nothing invested in the future.

Starting point is 01:41:20 Right. I mean, people get more conservative as they, they have children. So they, I mean, dude, this is all just joking around bullshit, but I'm serious. Anyways, go to samtribly.com real quick. Go samtribly.com real quick. I'm going to be, nope, go up a little bit. I'm going to be in Ventura tomorrow. Either, okay, this comes out Tuesday tonight.

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Starting point is 01:45:13 I want to do it so bad anything else guys hit that like mine don't forget to leave a review please come check me at johnny word on x please so overall thought was a great show i know it's a little different not too heavy on conspiracies

Starting point is 01:45:30 but i felt like we should lighten it up a little bit especially after the one we dropped on sunday which is like dude you take that show and then this show you put together you got a nice nice yeah nice little blend i mean i mean i mean i know you guys watch a lot of youtube at least i do and it's all been just sad theories rabbit holes uh news where like i said you're kind of right we should have just toned it down a little bit let me see what my algorithm yeah this what this did

Starting point is 01:46:01 it's a fun conversation yeah we got a little bit into it but just comedy talking shit having fun going on i think uh i mean kind of bring it back to that charlie kirk is there any moment that you thought i love that you're like it's everywhere it's just too much i can't take it anyways what do you because i was gonna ask you i mean i because i just thought about this is there any moment that you thought it could have brought like civil war where like the right could have gone real real crazy about it the right doesn't do that yeah no the right doesn't do that the right will only do that when their backs are against if they killed trump it would have been it could have been gnarly yeah but you just don't see it i mean you we just saw in london where there was million people in the

Starting point is 01:46:42 streets of London and no violence really well these these leftist gangs are all about community whereas I think white conservatives are all about their own home protecting their own home like they're locked and loaded there you know obviously you fuck with their neighborhood to come out but really it's about protecting their family and it's going to take a lot for them to fucking get I mean, and they're pushing it, dude. They're pushing it. They're doing everything they can to really push it. So we'll see, dude.

Starting point is 01:47:18 I mean, don't get me wrong. I mean, that's the goal. That's the goal. That's the goal. Is it cause civil unrest so they can get in martial law. And it's going to be a whole different world we live in. Yeah, because once shots are fired, you're on their turf. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:47:35 And then they bring in bigger guns and bigger shit. And it's like, the only. time you should pull guns out you know the only time you should pull guns out is when you have in terms of like rioting and stuff is when you have no other options yes because the response is you what can you do i mean you have to do it no now that you say that's one thing that i heard that civil war won't start till your necessities aren't met till you can't go to to you can't go to bonds then we're talking people really are going to become like barrier upset and that's when the guns

Starting point is 01:48:11 come out and that's when you can expect some type of civil war and even civil wars are all fucking astroturf, they're funded by higher ups to cause the chaos you know and we're seeing that with so this I know we were talking about how sad to chart clerk thing is

Starting point is 01:48:26 so now it's like this trans gun club or whatever and they have a speaker and she's been speaking dude there's no chance that that organization isn't funded by dark money. There's no chance. It's a trans.

Starting point is 01:48:42 That it isn't. I've never heard of that. Yeah. Will you look it up, Johnny? Like a trans arming militia in Utah. Like, how many trans are in Utah that you need a militia? There's a thing called the pink pistols. There's a thing called the pink pistols. In Utah. Okay, Utah. Utah. The primary trans gun club

Starting point is 01:49:03 organization in Utah is the armed queers of Salt Lake City, the AQSLC, which began as a chapter of the National Pink Pistols but separated. Ooh, separation. In 2021, the National Pink Pistols is a single-issue pro-gun organization for the LGBT community.

Starting point is 01:49:23 AQSLC is led by Armea Fanayan. And they're focused on empowering the queer and trans community through firearms training and self-defense. Yeah. Crazyly they call pink guns because all we got are brown eyes.

Starting point is 01:49:40 Am I right, everybody? Come on! Come on! Come on! Yeah, this is all asso-turf, and that's what sucks. Every single moment of it is funded by

Starting point is 01:49:52 Fractional Reserve banking. Fed funny money is what's causing everybody to go to war with each other over fake fucking money that isn't backed by anything. Oh, you got a billion dollars? That's a billion dollars of fucking nothing.

Starting point is 01:50:07 unless you won't put it in real estate and stuff like that. I would take a billion dollars. If anybody wants to give away their useless billion, I would take it. I'm just saying. Johnny, why don't you go do stand-up in Saudi Arabia, you piece of shit? Hey, I would, bro. I don't care if I don't even have 20 minutes. I would do stand-up in Saudi Arabia?

Starting point is 01:50:24 It would be crazy if Johnny's in Saudi Arabia is just doing jokes about me and no one knows who I am. Anyway, Sam's a fucking weirdo. By the way, you're right. One joke about you since you. You voice your concerns about that. It's a joke. It's a joke about your joke.

Starting point is 01:50:42 It's a cheat code, you know, because people like to hear things about people they know and everybody feels like they know you. So it's a little bit of a cheat. I'll own that, especially at the thing. But, yeah, dude, I, the Saudi, since you brought it up, the salary. Does your, does your internet run on Steam? Like, what is going on with your, does it seem bad to you? It seems totally fun to me. No, it seems bad.

Starting point is 01:51:05 It's a little glitchy, yeah. Really? okay uh your spaceship isn't working it's it's not gonna seem it's gonna be fine and everybody else because i'm the host and i'm recording it so nobody's gonna know what you're talking about um the the the saudi thing do you have a uh like would you wouldn't have done it though you said on broken sim right i don't think i would do it 350 grant half a million i'm like uh guys look at me i'm dressed like a ninja you know what i'm saying yeah you would have found a way to do like some family humor i think probably right because you broke for half a million dollars

Starting point is 01:51:36 I would get pegged on stage I would let it fucking I would get fucking pegged dude Just split my shitter And I have to They would make me juggle while I always get my My splitter shit My shit splitter

Starting point is 01:51:51 My shit split I'm juggling I was getting a shit like I just have Dana hold The bag of money in front of me Ah Ah Yeah

Starting point is 01:52:06 They're shoving the live golf trophy up your ass. Yeah, that would be just a... Oh, yeah. I would take the live golf trophy that looks like 9-11, shoved up my ass for half a million dollars. You gotta get that... That's how I do it. You got to get that whole thing out there.

Starting point is 01:52:23 The only thing is like, you better lose the most proper lube of all time. I must get pristine... In Saudi, we have the best lubricants in Saudi. The best lube, and it's just like scooping up oil out of the fucking ground. Yes, we make the lubricant right here in Saudi.

Starting point is 01:52:41 Unbelievable, dude. Oh, so funny. All right, guys. That's been a great show. Enjoy the highlights. Here's a clip from the latest broken sim. Would you say that again? I mean, what led you to say that?

Starting point is 01:52:54 Okay, Pears, let me just say this. I'm going to answer your question, but just so the audience knows, and I hope you don't cut this out, when I ask you what subjects you wanted to talk about, you know what you said to me? You said, I want to talk to you about freedom of speech in America and the response to Charlie Kirk's death.

Starting point is 01:53:10 Not once, as you mentioned, that we were going to talk about CNN or whatever. And had I known that, I probably wouldn't accept this interview. You have invited me on many times, and I tell you, here's, I know you. I would come on your show, but I don't do panels. And so when you said, I'm not going to be involved in a panel, I agree to come on your show. But I thought you would also stick by the subjects that you told me that you were going to talk about, rather than try to ambush me with something. Just to be clear.

Starting point is 01:53:33 You and I haven't had any conversation about your appearance here. I'm talking about my team talking to you. Yeah, no, and I saw you, Peers, in a restaurant, and I said, hey, Pierre, it's good to see you. I would come on your show, but I don't do panels. Right, and I said the same thing to your bookers. There's only one of you don't. And so, yes, and I said, that's why I agree to do it. But when you asked me, or when your team asked me what subjects, and I asked them two or three times, I have the text messages, what do you want to cover?

Starting point is 01:54:03 not one. Pierce was like he's about the jizz his pants, by the way. This is, he feeds off this. This is absolutely. He loves it. He loves. Who wants to watch Bush guy, Giz? Who wants to watch Bruce Guy Jiz? Watch his face, dude.

Starting point is 01:54:16 With CNN mentioned. So I don't appreciate being ambushed, but let me answer your question since you. Hang on one second. Don, don't, hang on one second. He's so happy. Let's just be crystal clear about what's just happened. You brought up the subject of canceled culture. I asked you, did you feel your departure

Starting point is 01:54:33 from CNN was an example of that, and you answered the question. I think it's perfectly reasonable. And I answer the question. Perfectly reasonable in that, if you said to me, I don't want to talk about it. Fine. No, but I'm not so sorry. You said what you're going to say. By the way, we don't. Don, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't like arguing like this. I'm not going to get into an argument with you. Here's, I think that's completely disingenuous. And I think anyone watching that. What are you talking about? And so if you will let me, if you will allow me, please. What are you talking about? Okay. I'm, did you invite me here to interrupt me? Are you going to let me.

Starting point is 01:55:03 I think you're being a complete dick, if I'm honest. Both of these queens know that this is going to be shared everywhere. That's a big problem. Nobody has authentic conversations anymore. Now it's just about ratcheting it up so you somehow get seen in the algorithm. And even though I don't like Pierce Morgan, he's not doing anything wrong there.

Starting point is 01:55:25 And it's just Don Lemon trying to create fake drama so everyone remembers his name. I mean, and again, if you get into Don Lemon, okay, it's just like, why is this guy on television? All the lies that he's supported. It's just absolutely ridiculous. All the cancel culture he's supported. Why are we listening to this guy? He's garbage. I mean, if you want to bring it back up, I'm fine.

Starting point is 01:55:52 I was enjoying it, but it was like he's such garbage. And, and, you know, the left media propaganda is going to be hurt even more now because NBC and MS. NBC are being kind of pulled apart. So you're going to see a lot of the NBC news people and stuff that were on MSNBC being extricated from that situation. And I think MSNBC will probably collapse because they're going to have to come up with their own new editorial standards and their own like management structure. And I think you might see MSNBC also, not just CNN, but MSNBC collapse over the next year. Okay. Well, that's very kind and respectful of you.

Starting point is 01:56:29 It wasn't intended to be kind or respectful. I don't like the hominem attacks. I could respond in kind, but I won't because I think that I am, I think that I'm above that. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, mention cancel culture. Because peers, oh my gosh, okay, hold on, let me just say, let me do this. Oh my God, it should be embarrassing. Yeah, I can read out your, the team messages to you because I just think it's completely unfair and you know that. Can you, I'm prepared to. answer your question, and then I'm going to move on. I told you, I'm prepared to talk about

Starting point is 01:57:05 Charlie Kirk's death, the response to it, and cancel culture, and, sorry, and freedom of the press. So, freedom of speech. You were prepared to talk about cancel culture, or you were? Unless you, no, I'm not prepared to talk about cancel culture, but that has, oh, my God, Pierce, could you stop interrupting me? No, really, you're kind of exhausting me. It's ridiculous. Why would you react this way to a perfectly not? Obviously, if you mentioned cancel culture, obviously it's rational and logical that I would ask you whether you felt what happened to you at CNN was that.

Starting point is 01:57:41 I played the clip and then you throw a easy for it. I've given you a moment. Enough. I've given you your moment. I don't want a moment. It's going to go viral. So please enough. Yes, you do.

Starting point is 01:57:49 Otherwise you wouldn't do this. Otherwise, you would be a respectful journalist and host. And you would let me talk. I don't think you'll take lectures of being respectful journalists. Because you want a moment. Oh my gosh, Peter. I won't. I can't even hear because there's a delay and you keep talking.

Starting point is 01:58:04 And, I mean, what do you want me to do? Like, rip the earpiece out in the mic and run off so you have a moment. No, I don't care. You're going to let me answer the question. No, you're creating a moment, you just idiot. Everyone sees what you're doing. I don't understand any of it. Why have you done this weird reaction?

Starting point is 01:58:20 I simply asked you about whether you felt your departure from CNN was in your eyes an example of cancel culture. I played the clip. And I then said, you're embarrassing yourself. I then said, when you watch it back, do you really understand what you were saying? This is why I don't do this, but you're embarrassing yourself, Pierce. You're embarrassing yourself, though. Oh, my God.

Starting point is 01:58:41 Okay. That's so fantastic. Pierce Morgan is a master of bullshit. I mean, he's totally right. What a baby. He's an artist that kind of, and I'm telling you that delay, he has turned that delay into an art because he interrupts people precisely when they're trying to talk and it

Starting point is 01:59:02 leads to these arguments. I watch a lot of that unfortunately and he is a true artiste. I have something that was okay so meta, you know Facebook had their big connect event where they introduced these new, I know you have the

Starting point is 01:59:17 Ray bands that you can record video with well the new iteration of them has an actual display in the lens that nobody else can see but you can see and they had perhaps the worst event I've ever seen with tech problems

Starting point is 01:59:33 and if you want to see Mark Zuckerberg on stage thinking about murdering people that that's what you're going to yeah that's what I'm going to show it to you right now sir just give me a moment so this is again Mark Zuckerberg at Connect

Starting point is 01:59:49 really proud of this maybe let's make I know what you make maybe like a steak sauce maybe Korean inspired type thing you know just to show what the live AI is like yeah let's try it it's not something I've made before so I could definitely use the help hey meta start live AI starting live AI I love the setup you have here with soy sauce and other ingredients how can I help hey can you help me make a Korean inspired steak sauce for my steak sandwich

Starting point is 02:00:23 here you can make a Korean inspired steak sauce using soy sauce sesame oil what do i do first what do i do first you've already combined the base ingredients so now grade a pair to add to the sauce what do i do first you've already combined the base ingredients and gently combine it with the base sauce all right i think the Wi-Fi might be messed up. Sorry, back to you, Mark. It's all good. You know what? It's all good. Okay, someone just lost their job. It's, uh, yeah, it's the irony of the whole thing is that you spend years making technology and then the Wi-Fi at the day kind of catches you. A few moments later. So I think our call will be coming in any moment now. Um, Boss, what's up video call?

Starting point is 02:01:23 There we go. Uh-oh. Well, I... Let's see what happened there. Wouldn't it happen to a better person? That's too bad. I don't know what happened. Maybe Buzz can try calling me again.

Starting point is 02:01:45 All right. Well, I got a missed video call. Okay, there's the actual video call. All right. I'm just going to pick a call. that up with my neural band this is

Starting point is 02:01:57 you know it happens yeah let's uh what do you think you're doing great what's app video call uh we're about to get the first

Starting point is 02:02:14 murdered AI yeah yeah Yay. Try it again. I keep on messing this up. And if not, then we'll go for the less fun option. Okay.

Starting point is 02:02:34 He's going to hear this in a sleep. I don't know what to tell you guys. All right. Don't you think you would run it first? We're going to have Buzz come out here and we're just going to go to the next thing that I wanted to show. hope that will work. Yeah. So what?

Starting point is 02:02:50 It's the AI. Would that fall under an atrocity? That is an atrocity for Mark Zuckerberg. Yeah. That's an atrocity for a lizard person, dude. Play the atrocity music. We don't have a trusty music. Oh, Johnny, you're the worst AI ever.

Starting point is 02:03:06 Now I know how Mark Zuckerberg feels. We had a big moment. We could play our atrocities and you messed it up again. What happens is they do the demo without people. in the in the in the stadium or whatever you know the arena or whatever it is the theater thank you and and when all those people get in there and get on the Wi-Fi it just crowds the Wi-Fi Steve Jobs famously was running an event one time and the Wi-Fi started going down because of all the people all the

Starting point is 02:03:33 tech nerds on the Wi-Fi so he just stopped in the middle of the event and said hey I'm gonna end this right now unless everybody gets off of the Wi-Fi just close your laptops you can type this all up later and I'll continue or we can just skip the whole thing and so he made and everybody, like, just pointed at people that made them close their laptops. Johnny, we should have midnight, Mike, make it an atrocities theme song. Yeah, I would. Atrocities.

Starting point is 02:03:57 I can't believe this happened. If anybody, listener to, too, wants to do an atrocities. We haven't done it enough, I guess, too. But, yeah, so then the guy comes, who's kind of responsible for that, ends up on the stage with Zuckerberg. I couldn't try to cover. Oh, my God. And the guy is just, you can tell humiliated. And Mark is like, no, it's okay, man.

Starting point is 02:04:17 you know, I'll see if I can find that just that clip of it. If you'd like to hear the rest of this episode, subscribe to Broken Simulation in your podcasting app or check us out at YouTube.com slash Sam Tripoli. We go deep, home, boy. Eric, open your mind. Drink from the fountain

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