Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #936: Social Media Psyops with Common-X
Episode Date: October 29, 2025In the latest episode of Tin Foil Hat, Sam Tripoli and guest CommonX explore how social media algorithms have rewired our minds and shaped modern behavior. They discuss Gen X as the forgotten... control group of the American experiment, the Simulation Leak linking Mandela Effects and déjà vu to a possible reality reboot, and how corporations hijacked the American Dream through debt and control. The episode ends by examining modern prophets like Elon Musk and Joe Rogan as the new digital messiahs of our culture. Please subscribe to the new Tin Foil Hat youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TinFoilHatYoutube Check out Sam Tripoli's 4th Crowd Work Special "Deep Dish: Live From Chicago" Oct 4th on Youtube.com/SamTripoliComedy Grab your copy of the 2nd issue of the Chaos Twins now and join the Army Of Chaos: https://bit.ly/415fDfY Check out Sam "DoomScrollin with Sam Tripoli and Midnight Mike" Every Tuesday At 4pm pst on Youtube, X Twitter, Rumble and Rokfin! Join the WolfPack at Wise Wolf Gold and Silver and start hedging your financial position by investing in precious metals now! Go to samtripoli.gold and use the promo code "TinFoil" and we thank Tony for supporting our show. CopyMyCrypto.com: The 'Copy my Crypto' membership site shows you the coins that the youtuber 'James McMahon' personally holds - and allows you to copy him. So if you'd like to join the 1300 members who copy James, then stop what you're doing and head over to: https://copymycrypto.com/tinfoilhat/ You'll not only find proof of everything I've said - but my listeners get full access for just $1 LiveLongerFormula.com: Check out https://www.livelongerformula.com/sam — Christian is a longevity author and functional health expert who helps you fix your gut, detox, boost testosterone, and sleep better so you can thrive, not just survive. Watch his free masterclass on the 7 Deadly Health Fads, and if it clicks, book a free Metabolic Function Assessment to get to the root of your health issues. Want to see Sam Tripoli live? Get tickets at SamTripoli.com: Las Vegas, NV: Tin Foil Hat Comedy Live At The Virgin Hotel Nov 21st https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/95279813/tin-foil-hat-comedy-with-sam-tripoli-and-eddie-bravo-las-vegas-24-oxford Minneapolis: Headlining The House Of Comedy Dec 11th-13th https://samtripoli.com/events/?paged=3 Morris Plains, NJ: New Year's Eve At The Dojo Of Comedy Dec 31st https://www.tiffscomedy.com/events/121228 Please Check Out Common X's internet: Website: https://www.commonxpodcast.com Podcast: Common-X Podcast- https://bit.ly/3WwDnWG Twitter: https://x.com/CommonXpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/commonxpodcast/ Please check out Sam Tripoli's internet: Linktree: https://linktr.ee/samtripoli Please Follow Sam Tripoli's Stand Up Youtube Page: https://www.youtube.com/@SamTripoliComedy Please Follow Sam Tripoli's Comedy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samtripolicomedy/ Please Follow Sam Tripoli's Podcast Clip Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samtripolispodcastclips/ Huge Thank You To Our Sponsor: HIMS: No man wants to lose his hair, but for men, it's actually very common. And now with Hims, the solution is simple. Try Hims' hair loss solutions and you'll be joining hundreds of thousands of subscribers who got their flow back. Start your free online visit today at Hims dot com slash TINFOILHAT. That's hims.com/TINFOILHAT for your personalized hair loss treatment options. Upside: The free UPSIDE gets you cash back on daily essentials like gas, groceries and dining. Upside has given back $1Billon dollars to it users. To find out how much you could earn download the FREE Upside App and use the promo code TINFOILHAT to get an extra 25 cents fir every gallon on your first tank of gas, That's an extra 25 cents back for every Gallon on your first tank of gas, using the promo code TINFOILHATSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Anyways, very excited to have this next guest on.
He's got a podcast that's blown up.
He's a podcaster.
We're very excited to have a mom.
Please welcome Ian Common X.
How are you, brother?
Hey, what's up?
We're very excited to be here.
Dude, thanks for joining us.
Uh, Ian, for those who may not be familiar with you, you tell us a little bit about yourself and where our listeners can find you.
Yeah, uh, your listeners can find us on Spotify, on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, pretty much anywhere a podcast are played minus satellite radio. We haven't quite gotten there yet.
Thanks for having us on. I'm humbled to be here, man.
Why, you want to be on serious radio?
I mean, not right away, but I mean, someday I'd like to have all bases covered, you know, but I'm not sure what all that entails if there's aliens.
involved or what i feel like going
listen if serious
radio threw you a big bag for your show
like oh yeah take it but
yeah i feel like hey come shout down this hallway
for a million dollars yeah it would have to be
a big bag because now you're under
their their rules they're like edit this
edit that i'm like okay dude nope i mean unless it's a big
bag come talk to people in rental cars come here yeah well i feel like there's a
serious right yeah i want you to share that
would be someday man yeah because i mean we don't know we're just like kind of this small little thing
we're just two dipshits that started in a shop like my buddy jerry was like hey let's start a podcast
and i was like why god lord why would we do that and then here we are a year and a half later man
yeah i love that story that's the american success story that's why i love to hear i love that stuff
and you know i just what arshafeer used to say to bobby lee right like because bobby just
You know, and even Tom Scorer was like that a little bit where they had these like super successful podcast
and all they wanted to do was get on television.
And he's like, you're going back to the plantation.
Why are you going back to the plantation, dude?
Yeah, but as a guy who listened to radio, radio, like, I would still would be cool if someone said,
dude, I heard you on 96.3.
Like, I know it's late.
Today? Still?
Still for some reason?
Like, my friends work on comp radio.
I love, or K Rock.
I love that, but.
And I know I have way more fun here.
and you let us do whatever we want
but just that thing of like
because I grew up with the like
where you had a radio station
or it was kind of cool
and it was like the thing where you
like Ryan Street Christmas
like I would love to spend records on it
on a radio station
I think that would be the best
Johnny maybe you could do that
but it's kind of like being called
a playmate today
it just doesn't have
it's no cash it doesn't mean anything
but you still get that kind
it's like doing the tonight show
it's like that meant something
even 10 years ago
I wouldn't even say five years ago
it meant anything but 10 years ago
that was a big deal.
Now it's literally nothing.
Yeah, I mean, it's cool because you might need a...
I feel like for me, though, it's reached, though, you know what I mean?
Because we have a common goal here.
Like, so Common X is all about, like, bringing people together.
Because you got people wearing this color T-shirt, this color T-shirt, this hat.
Nobody gets along.
Everyone's fighting.
There's all this division in the world.
It's trying to bring people back, man.
That's what the whole common sense by Common X is kind of like what we're about, though.
So, like, the more broadcast you have, the wider your audience, kind of like
try to chill people out you know no i get that i mean that's admirable i i totally understand that i think
that i think that's what a lot of us want to do but i'm just telling you like i mean did you see
kumia is like on a m radio again now or something well i mean that to me is a sign of where radio is
that he was doing so well on the internet that they're like please bring us your crowd oh yeah
they're desperate yeah the radio but it's just funny that he would he would even entertain that like
Why?
Oh, he's old school, dude.
Yeah.
You know, he's old school.
You know, so, I mean, I'm not trying to, I love going on serious radio and talking
sports when they'll have me on.
I'm not against that, but, you know, it's just interesting that, you know, there's bigger
mediums out there.
That's all I'm going to say.
And, yeah, anyway, so, anyways, we're going to get into some social media.
I've been talking to myself a lot lately, just kind of trying to work out this whole
comedy wars going on and who's on what side and who's on this side and you know and I'm I have a
couple people I was thinking about and it's just like my reach on YouTube is just never going to
get anywhere it's just they have a rock hard tech boner for me and it's just I just can't get
anywhere on it it's just like it's always 20,000 20,000 and never goes up about that and it's just
really is about reach man and so you want to get it just sucks it just sucks it's just uh it's here we
are dude you know everyone's tell me oh you're blowing up i go on the numbers don't show that at all
yeah you know it just i'm blessed to get that people are putting me on their their podcast i'm
it's not really blowing up it's really just your friends have got hey man you want to come on my
show and that's kind of where it is so but we're you know i'm getting
people, I don't even know if we're in anybody's algorithm.
Oh, we, we are, we are.
On what, Twitter maybe, but not on YouTube.
Like, people, like, freak out when they see us in their feed.
They're like, holy shit, you're in our feed, man.
You know, it's interesting.
So, because you want to get into social media and all that stuff.
Where do you want to start?
Well, exactly that, man, the algorithm.
Is it broken?
Have we busted it?
Like, what's being spoon fed to?
us right now. You know, that's kind of how I'm looking at it. Because I've noticed some weird
things, too. You know, it's like when you first start your TikTok account and you're a guy
my age, all you're going to get is like big boob chicks that have two followers, you know what I
mean? But then the algorithm eventually develops into this thing. Well, for me, it developed into a
podcast. I was just the Jet X dad. It started just, you know, launching sprinklers on my wife
when she was mowing the grass kind of thing, you know? I love that. I love that. How did that go over?
watch that. Is it an agreed-upon thing, or do you just...
Oh, no, I went viral because I practically got my ass kicked online for that, you know?
You're living a dangerous game when you do that to your...
Oh, I know. I know. And when we started season two on our show, Jared and I, we had our...
I don't know how this came about, but we decided to have our wives on for an episode. You should
see how that turned out. That was... And Jared let me get beat up. He was silent the whole time.
I had to take all of it.
you, is this when you're talking conspiracies or is this like about pranks and stuff?
Oh, this is just like, well, on the episode, on the episode that we had our wives on,
that was just them beating us up telling us, hey, you know, this is how it's supposed to be.
If we end up in the woods and the snowstorm or whatever, you got to put wood on the fire,
this whole thing. I mean, just go on and on and on.
Got to have a white horse, you know, all this, all this thing.
But as far as the pranks, man, I thought it'd be kind of cool to just get like, you know,
like kind of a POV shot of like, you know, we'd bought this house and we have all these sprinkler zones and
everything. She was out there moan. I was like, what happens if I push this button, you know,
kind of set up the camera or whatever. And it's like what every husband wants to do, but no one's,
you know, everyone's afraid to do that because the consequences, man, like no one wants to go back to
doing their own laundry again or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You sacrifice your marriage for
our entertainment. We appreciate that. Which and Jared and I, we have bulletproof marriages, man.
we've been with our wives forever and it's all in fun and games or whatever but it's kind of
like that viral effect though like so if you make a really good video is anyone going to see it or
is it being spoon fed from an administration or a corporation or whatever like what locks in the
algorithm can you trust your news these days like i i i you know you see fox CNN you see abc
msnbc all that stuff man what what can you actually trust and people are turning the podcast
and that's where it comes back to kind of that algorithm with your youtube right yeah
I mean, like, yeah, right now I'm kind of in a, yeah, with Jackson Hinkley.
And I like him.
I like a lot of stuff he does, but he has this kind of, like, idea that China is the greatest place on the planet Earth.
And, you know, I've been in China.
It's nice.
I'm not saying it's not nice.
But to get there, and you could say this about the United States and wars we've waged, you know, they had to kill 100 million people during the, you know,
hundred days of flowers.
That's how they got there.
And if they're so great,
if China's so great,
why are they constantly stealing our technology?
Why is that?
People are afraid to talk about things.
I mean,
I know, I know a couple of people in China,
and you bring up anything mildly constantly.
They're like, I'm not talking about that.
Yeah, they're beat down.
Yeah, they're in total submission.
Like Tibet.
Dude, try to bring up Tibet around a Chinese.
these person who's really
Oh, no!
No, no.
No, no.
You know?
And it's like, it's really crazy.
And it's, it's, it's, it's, and there's social media's different and all this stuff.
And it's just like kind of nuts.
And also all the tech they get, dude, has a back door to, I remember there's a story a
couple years ago about these, these security cameras hit the market that were from China.
Yeah.
They were really good.
But they were, they were cheap.
So people were like, man, this is great.
And then after months of people just buying them in droves, there were stories,
new stories about these great cameras.
They just had a backdoor sending everything, the CCP, like all of them.
And every tech company there has to build it in.
That's not freedom, dude.
I don't care how nice a certain block of the city looks.
You know what I mean?
It's not worth it if that's the price.
I mean, we're looking at Ian right now on this television,
but that television is spying on us.
Televisions are the only thing going down.
Well, we're counting them in our numbers.
the ads. Yeah, by, yeah, by the way. So the television is the only technology that the price of it
keeps going down. That's insane how much you can get a flat screen TV. Well, that's not. That's so
true, is it? Yeah. I mean, like, look at the... It's cheaper. Think about like, like, VR. VR originally
was what, and those things have all come down, down the market. No, that, that's a pretty typical trend in
tech. As math, things get mass produced, the price goes down. Radio's used to be crazy expensive.
You can get a radio now for five bucks. You can get a radio now for five bucks.
Yeah, about cars get more expensive.
Well, that's inflation, though.
That's get more expensive.
Well, why is an inflation affecting that?
It's just offset by mass production.
Well, I also think it's because they use it to spy on you.
So everything you bring up is like it's a spying device.
No, but that's, I mean, that's pretty established economic cycle, things getting cheaper.
Like, as they, the means to produce them become also cheaper and more widespread, I think.
Yeah.
I mean, so you like kind of thinking that.
the price is going down so they can continue to spy on us?
Yeah.
So that's the cheapest thing.
They're like, hey, dude, you need a, you love a television, get rid of that old TV.
Here's this brand new super flat, amazing picture.
And dude, it's like 800 billion inches and it's only going to cost you $500.
They're so cheap now, dude.
You're like, whoa, bro, that's my whole wall.
How big is yours, Sam?
mine is 88 i think and how much you get it for pretty cheap that's what i'm saying like back in the day
how much that's what you need dude they got 120s now 120 inch tvs yeah they're like 50 you guys aren't
all rocking a projector now i am i like the johnny okay okay i got 120 on the wall baby 120 it's okay
yeah yeah yeah yeah my movie my yeah basically have like a movie theater that's great we call the
television anymore oh it's in your living room no this one's actually in the bedroom but uh nice
you know we got a smaller one out by the hot tub and one out by the you know in the living room area
that's still still tv technology that's yeah totally yeah but these algorithms are crazy because
sometimes i'll find myself agreeing with everybody on my on my feet and i go oh dude i'm in an
algorithm hole yeah when i'm agreeing with everything on i also don't want rage bait
either but yeah i i think you're right once you feel silo that's not good yeah and it's like if you
if you don't think you're an algorithm like whole unlock log out of your your social media then go
to the front page and see what else is out there and you'll just see a completely different reality
have you guys uh heard of six seven six seven this thing kids are saying six seven yeah yeah
Not up with it.
Six, seven.
I'm out with my nephews, and it's like this, but it's so big in their world.
It's huge.
It's got no meaning.
No meaning.
They just, and they laugh.
If you say, like, oh, like, what time is it?
It's, I think it's six or seven, they'll die.
Like, they literally start cracking up.
And like, you said, it's their world.
And I logged in and I, like, when I go see and they're like, look, look.
And there's just means on the news.
It's idiocacy.
Yeah.
It's crazy to believe that.
We have no idea what it is.
The parents don't know.
The parents don't know.
The parents don't know.
The parents, yeah.
They can't even ask. The kids don't. They don't know.
Yeah, it's just...
Yeah, the kids literally don't know. Nobody knows.
And they just run with it.
It originated from some meme, like video, and that also had their meaning.
And now everybody's saying.
Well, is what that fat kid from the Jewish family, the ex-Italian?
The Riz, yeah, the Riz. Yeah, the Riz. Yeah, the Riz was everywhere.
Everyone's like, what are you doing?
And it's like so crazy how everyone loves that little kid, even though he's clearly dying from diabetes.
would you say
would you say it's lingo
because they say every
every generation has its own
100%
but they're saying
this is brain rock
because it was like
your mom
remember when it was like
your mom
or or these nuts
like we've all had it
but they're saying
this is like brain rock
at least that means something
yeah that's what's saying
these meant something
like you could say
like well your mom
like I'm just trying to say
your mom
I just don't know if it's different
I don't know
I'm like thinking like
if it's completely
different type of lingo
it says the slang
originated from the drill rap
song
dude 67
in which American rapper Scrilla
raps, I know he dying.
Oh, my, oh my God, 6-7.
I just bipped right on the highway,
Bip, but they say bipped a lot, too, these kids.
Wow.
And then the beat drops.
I mean, the asteroid has to come, dude.
It has to come, and it has to, like, just reset this shit.
To be fair, I'm not sure I did it justice, but...
I thought it was great, John, here.
Dude, 6-7.
No, Johnny, you got to do it in your blood.
black voice though that's the only way this shit you mean my regular dude i got it somebody else this week
was like i thought he was black i don't know how they get they're black i don't i don't get it i think
it's because i it's to some people like us just this hint of a southern accent is is thrown in with
black i think i don't get it dude i don't get i don't get yeah these algorithms man they're they're
crazy and you know and it's very funny because i was hanging out kirk metzka this week and
he was saying something i've said on the show about how funny dude yeah oh kirk mack
Yeah, he's great, dude.
He's one of my favorite people on planet Earth.
I can just sit back and watch him.
If you ever want to have fun, go...
You've never heard you talk less in a room.
It's up with him.
It's crazy.
I just got a kind of ping.
I got kind of Bing get it in, dude.
It's fine.
I love it.
He's entertaining his shit.
And if you really want to have fun, watch Kurt Metzger eat oysters.
You would think this guy just escaped North Korea the way he did.
Where'd you watch him?
I went to have dinner with him and his girlfriend, and they ordered oysters.
I'm not oyster guy.
Raw oysters, right?
Yeah.
And bro, you would think he just got out of some work camp in China the way he, like, or it was a hot dog eating contest.
I've never seen anyone wolf down oysters like this.
I mean, it's like, I didn't want to say me.
I'm like, dude, they're not going anywhere.
It just didn't you like that.
Just enjoy these fucking oysters, real.
But that guy's an endless pit of just ideas.
And, you know, because he was saying something because I went on Duncan Trussle and Kurt Metzker's new show, which is pure fire, dude.
What's that called, you know?
It's like something about drapes above curtains below.
They're just talking shit.
Like, what is it about?
It's just two different energies.
It's so hilarious, dude.
I mean, it's so cool.
crazy and bizarre. It's going to blow up. But, but, you know, Kurt was talking about how people are
freaking about, about AI. And, you know, we're not going to know what's new. It's like you've never
known what was real. Everything was astroturfed. And do you believe that that's going to turn
into like this super AI though that people are talking about? It's going to freaking jack us all up,
take over and, you know, like I-Robots type situation. I mean, anything's possible. I just think,
you know like if you study like global warming everything they've been telling us is going to
happen none of it has happened but if you can get people in a state of of just high anxiety
they're more manipulative you can manipulate them more right so it's like that's what this is
all about so far i'm enjoying ai the only time i don't enjoy ai is when i think see a video and i
think it's crazy, and I just get called Boomer over and over again.
Boomer, that's an AI video.
I go, who cares?
It's got the SORA logo on it.
But the reason I say that is because nothing's real, and that's a big issue right now.
But that wasn't just social media.
That was the news.
I mean, this No Kang's stupid thing, they lied to you about how many people showed up.
Yeah.
They told you.
It's media manipulation for sure.
So nothing's real.
It wasn't seven million people.
I will say, though, the degree of real is a lot lower with AI.
I mean, it's 100% fabricated.
You know what I mean?
Versus like, yeah, there were people that showed up to a protest, at least.
Right.
There was some degree.
But there wasn't weapons of mass destruction.
There wasn't the Gulf of Tongue.
And you could trust at least to some degree, something that somebody sent you, like a video that they took.
You know, like, okay, you took this, but now it's just like, who knows, who no fuck.
Okay, how about what if they try to pull like another 9-11 videos like that?
I don't think we'd buy into that anymore.
I know.
I think they burnt that bridge, dude.
If, okay, you're telling, okay, let's do a little thought game here.
If you, if on the news, it got blasted everywhere that there was a major terror event, you don't think most people, not us, but most people would be like, oh, no, no, no, shit.
Yeah, I think most people, but in my eyes, I think I would be like, oh, that's some AI type of shit.
Unless I didn't watch it live.
But most people would go into freak out mode and sign up for the Army and.
I think.
My people would, I know, unfortunately.
What do you think, Ian?
I mean, maybe it just happened with Charlie Carter.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know, man.
That AI thing is just kind of crazy because it's spoon-fed like from, you know, we have a lot of doctors and professors and stuff on our show, you know, and we like to get into, you know, thought-provoking discussions, man.
And the AI is kind of one of those twisted things because I believe it started is like just kind of a database, right?
but it learns to evolve.
And the crazy part is that they're trying to teach it emotion now.
You know, you ever like chat GPT something?
And then it tries to hit you with an emotional standpoint.
Like, I don't like mine tried to tell me the other day.
I didn't want to talk about that.
What?
Yeah, my chat GPT, I call it fresh cakes, you know, like that's the donnie difference, right?
I was like, hey, you know, I don't want to just like go watch CNN and Fox or anything anymore.
So sometimes I like try to chat GPT my news.
You ever try that?
holy smokes you'd be blown away and it's like i don't want to talk about that well i want to write an
article for my blog on common xpodcast.com you know because we put out this uh thing called side b it's the
x files you know and uh we we come up with this material whatever and i'll kind of piggyback off
chat gbt and it just says yeah i'm not going to talk about that like like trump's going to put
him in prison or something i don't know if it's a guy or girl or whatever it's a i'm just
not. I just asked chat bot
to clean up my
chat GPT to clean up my
tweets and stuff like that. Now
Kurt Meester and I did invent a new
AI and it's called
chat BET
and it is fire
bro. It is
it's all the rage on. What type of voice are we
what type of voice are we? Oh hell not
you know hell
not dude you ask you questions
and you get the best answer
dude it was fire and then we made it that was very sensitive about getting too much into the hood
stuff but once you said can you do it in korean it just yeah it's funny lighting everybody up
you know how do you think that uh race like so how do how do you think that race plays in
because they had that whole grok incident right when grok first came out Elon musk's AI yeah
like it was it was doing something weird i heard that to like take it down like
right away or whatever it was like spewing racist stuff or something yeah i do remember that it was
it was like it was very nazi based yeah yeah it was very like hilder nazi based for like 10 minutes
or something it was like uh i don't know if chat gpti was using all the the racist shit that was
being posted where it started yeah it was it had scraped like 4chan or something and was like
spinning that back out yeah but in the great words of david tell no matter how accurate and
hilarious it is uh you know um it's just it's just grabbing all the data and putting it out and
we're also now like you automatically label it racist like to me that that gets into a very
dangerous place because what if something's factual yeah but you don't like you you think it
if let's just say i don't know what can i say that is it you know uh black i i i
I love watching black people watch magic.
Like, I make that statement.
David Blame made a career off of it.
Right.
There are people would say that is racist.
It's racial, but it's not racist.
Do you think the lines, do you think the line is blurred then?
Because I mean, like, whatever's racist is clearly racist.
You know what I mean?
Well, is that statement I made racist that I like to watch black people?
No.
It's not racist at all.
because you were just acknowledging that you like watching a group of people watch magic.
I mean, that's not racist at all.
A group of people that are proud of their own unique culture.
They have a specific culture, and that culture reacts in a certain way.
Would you have shown wonderful magic tricks?
Would you say the guy doing the magic is racist because he picks on?
David Blaine, for sure.
Would you say he's racist because he's out there picking on them?
Absolutely, David Blaine.
But even though even you using that word right there is picking on them.
He's literally like, it's like, look at how you're looking at it.
No, no, no, I agree.
I worded it wrong.
But like, what, we're so, and I'm not saying he is because I don't mean, they are the best at it.
They have the best reactions.
I think he's like half black, so he can't be racist.
Oh, so he's.
Oh, David Blaine's half black.
Isn't he?
It must be great to have that card.
I think he is.
Right?
But even that is like thought police stuff.
And that's, so then Grock gets into these feet.
No, he's not.
He's, uh, what is it?
Puerto Rican.
I'm sorry.
The blacks of the Caribbean.
And Russian Jewish.
Right?
Well, okay.
Then is it, I mean, then wouldn't the, I mean, in a weird way, aren't the views racist because they're the ones that have the most numbers.
If you get what I mean by the video.
You're saying the people watching black people freak out by magic.
Yeah.
And I'm not saying, I'm just saying where does that, where does that theory come in where it makes it like, who is not the races?
Is the people watching it?
I don't even see how race comes in, man.
I still can't even like really see that.
No, I don't think it does.
I don't really think anything can.
That's because we are trying to find a pattern that isn't there.
So we're trying to explain something that doesn't exist, right?
So we're like trying to find the racism in enjoying watching black people freak the fuck out on magic.
Like we're trying to find that.
And we're just struggling.
But in this society, you would.
there's people who call you racist.
I mean, think of all the Chappelle jokes about how white people do X, you know what I mean?
Well, that's the big problem.
Leonardo Joni puts something out about Leslie Jones, and I love Leslie Jones.
But it's like, there's going to people look at Leonardo Joni and go, oh, she's being racist because she's pointing out all these statistics.
And then you go, but Leslie Jones is too.
it's just
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by that?
What's Leslie Jones do?
Will you look up Leonardo Joni, Leslie Jones?
And dude, and if
you want to jump in on anything,
I'm sorry, this is going to go and over the place.
You know,
so she did a little short on it
about Leslie Jones going off on white people.
Leonardo Johnny did us short.
Yeah.
You find it?
Leslie Jones.
Leslie Jones is racist?
Is that?
Well, this is only nine seconds.
No, that can't be it.
Anyways, I don't want to waste it, but it's like everything is programming now.
Everything is freaking programming.
And that brings back the whole point of this where we went is that, you know, your news is probably.
No Kings was the greatest example of programming.
It was all white over 50-year-olds.
Now, I'm over 50.
So, I mean, I'm part of that demographic, but that's who showed up there.
They had a no-kings in Atlanta.
Atlanta is 90% is, I think, almost 50% black,
but the no-kings was 90% white old people.
It's programming.
Is it on her Instagram?
It's on her YouTube.
It's not important.
But, yeah, it's just crazy to me.
Well, do you think that, like, there's groups from these,
political affiliations that put this together? Is that kind of like how we arrive at? There's
90% you know elderly white people showing up to these things. Well I mean the people created
no kings were Jewish people, two Jews created no kings. You know so it's like it's not it's it's
it's geared at Latinos and it's all white people ran by Jewish people. She might have taken it down
too because I'm on her YouTube page and search Leslie Jones and nothing. Oh really? So it's it sounds pretty
controversial yeah 100 i don't know what it is but it sounds controversial bad yeah it's just it's everything
is manipulation everything is a either manipulating your perception of your world
and it's like that's the algorithm and so like the news is the original algorithm
right it's curtailing how you see yours how you saw the world yeah it's it's it's
it's a it's a do you think well let's let's go deeper into that though man and i'm sorry it's your show
but i'm i'm kind of just jumping in here man does it does it do you think that that is intended
to shape our thoughts then yeah like i mean our thoughts are kind of on trial by this right yeah
great way to say it great way to put it our thoughts are on trial and it's 100% manipulation
if you study how they rolled out covid right if you study how they rolled out covid it was done
systematically. Hey, weird videos coming out of China, people just dropping.
We never saw that with COVID until when. People got the shot. Then we started seeing people
dropping. That's interesting. So there was this perception. The Gulf of Tonkin was a literal
siop to get us to be okay, would absolutely annihilating the Vietnamese.
for something they didn't even do.
That's so crazy.
It wasn't even real.
It never happened.
It's a complete lie.
Climate change.
Just think about what climate change is.
I live in California.
They burnt our city down, blamed it on climate change, and then they arrested a bunch of arsonists.
Oh, his name was climate change, Sam.
Oh, that would be so funny.
today suspect climate change was a wrong he's a 24 year old antifa told you
Kevin Newsom goes I wasn't lying
that guy sucks you know yeah it's it's it's it's everything is perception dude
what do you what do you think about like Newsom trolling Trump and everything now
I don't think Newsom's trolling shit I think Newsom's getting his lady
dick kicked in and he looks stupid.
He looks stupid to everybody except
my girl's mother is a supporter
and she loves it, bro. Yeah, because she
wants to bang him. Your girlfriend's
mom wants to bang
Gavin Newsom. The problem is they are
most of the voters. Johnny, what would you do
if you came home and just
Gavin Newsom came out glistening
in a towel
and just, I'm your
stepdad. That's not how
stepdad works, first of all.
That was not my stepdad.
Yeah, he's your new stepdad.
He told you.
I'm your daddy now.
I probably kick him in his nuts.
I mean,
I'm the next thing you know, Johnny,
there's a fucking immigrant living in your
empty room because we got to
make space.
Got to keep up parents.
He has to move in because
Gavin Newsom's taking over your house.
They get a new little golf.
Do I give us a golf set too?
But even this, Ian,
is like, if you really
study what's going on,
it's the Republicans and the Democrats
that's working together.
It's a 100% tag team.
Joe Biden brings in all these criminals from Latin America
that have been, they've emptied their prisons,
sent them to America.
And then the Republican has to come in
and be the big bad guy
and send in all the,
all the,
the National Guard.
It's a coordinated effort.
When you said it like that reminds me like cops,
you know how good cop, bad cop.
Yeah.
100%
Hey, good cop
They go in there
Hey, I'm going to act like
The bad cop right now
You act like a good cop
No, this is bad cop
Even worse cop
Yeah
What is any of it real though?
That's all thing
Any of it
Is any of this real?
I don't think any of it's real man
I just don't
Yeah
You're totally right
That's why like
That's why like
You meet these people like
I don't even go on the internet
You look at them like they're freaks
but there really are the most free people
you know
I mean we were
we were like
everyone has us freaking out
about this ship that's coming
that they're convincing us a ship is coming
oh that the NASA
the little thing in space
yeah
comment is that what you're talking about the comment
whatever that HB
whatever the hell they call whatever that thing is
it's moving we don't know what it is
it's like it's gonna get here
October 29th you know
and it's just like we have
it's like our
Y2K all over again
man why two k great great call dude that was a great call yeah it is we keep seeing these didn't we
just have like the end of the world like a month ago yeah we had the rapture coming the world was gonna come
then christian tic-tok was so sad the next day oh yeah dude i put on like a tic talk about that you know
i made a tic talk about that i was like okay well you know i just want to tell you guys it's been
real you know since we're going through more this you know the end of the world again and dude
that thing freaking took off after
after the fact.
Wait, what was this?
I don't, I have no memory or...
You didn't know the rapture was supposed to happen?
Yeah, yeah, I do the rapture.
Last week.
It was like, hey, two weeks ago.
Get your affairs in order, man.
It's over tomorrow or something.
I mean, people have been saying that for thousands of years.
But why would you get your affairs
affairs together?
You're like, fuck it, dude.
I owe my fucking cell bill.
Yeah, or is it okay, well, if it's rapture,
I guess you're leaving, it's what you're leaving.
So you got to all your non-Christian friends,
you've got to leave some money for them or something.
I guess, like I said, like guns, like, tell them where you're leaving nuts.
I say, screw that, man.
Go get, go get, go to a loan shark, dude, and pull out whatever you can get, man.
Yeah, it's your last day.
What if you blew it on the last day?
You were going to get in, and then you went crazy on the last day.
Yeah, the last day, you're just like, I got to get yourself.
I think God would understand.
I'm sorry, it was my last day, man.
What do you expect me to do?
I don't know.
God was like, dude, many a, many races lost in the last leg, dog.
I'm sorry about that.
You were so close.
You had a perfect credit score.
Yeah, you were so close to your feet.
even lift it off the ground a little bit.
You're so close.
Yeah, dude.
It's the rapture.
What else you're going to do, man?
If you were just floating air ready to go, then a chick goes by, you're like, oh, look
at those tits.
You're like, oh, dude, lust.
Sorry, bro.
You got to stay now.
No!
No!
She walks away.
She's like, she's just floating away.
Her tits are floating higher.
All right.
Back to the AI thing, though, man.
Like, do you think that the human spirit will outlive the machine?
Like, what are your guys' thoughts on that?
Like, now the AI is trying to bring emotion and everything into it.
I mean, anything, I go, anything's possible.
I mean, it could easily be, we could all be AI's bitch in 10 years.
I mean, it's possible.
It's true, man.
I hear that our podcasts are being downplayed for AI podcasts right now.
Have you heard that?
What?
Yeah, there's people that are watching AI podcasts, dude.
They're already taking our jobs, man.
Like, even the podcaster.
Yeah, but, you know, my whole opinion is it's going to be like restaurants.
It's like you can go to a high-end restaurant or you can go get McDonald's.
You won't know the difference, you don't think so?
No.
Dude, I'm telling you those, YouTube's already just flooded with channels that are AI content.
I agree with that, but I think there's just some people or some things that are going to want to be made done by like a human, like a haircut.
I don't think I'd ever going to want a haircut from a robot.
I really going to think I'm going to want someone to, I mean, unless it's so cheap.
That's how they're going to get.
Yeah.
You don't want a robotic Edward's scissors hands to do that, man?
Yeah, no, I actually like when you go with the homie, hey, what's up, dog?
Oh, chilling, how is your weekend?
I know, I mean, maybe the robot's going to be able to do that.
But I think there's just some things that you're going to want human touch or human connection.
The one thing I'll be great is by getting your hair cut by robots.
You won't get molested by a gay barber.
That time, you just kept rubbing his junk on me, the whole thing.
time. I'm like, I'm not tipping you, dude.
On your knee? You tip me? No.
He'd get next to me and he'd just grind
on me as he's cutting. I'm like,
Oh, dude.
That's gnarly.
Yeah.
I survived, I survived.
But, I mean,
there's always
I think the people who are most
screwed are adult film stars.
Oh, it's over, yeah. They already have
websites where people are like typing in, you know,
you can pick a character and type in.
The minute a chick goes, I'm not,
I won't do that. You're done. You're done.
guess who will
guess who will
AI female bot
and get as weird as I want you to
yeah
yeah I saw here on the local news
up up in the Pacific Northwest
where we're at man that this guy is
he's actually got a girlfriend that he made
through chat GPT
and takes it out to dinner and everything
the guy was like what does he take out
like his phone or he has some physical
manifestation yeah so so it started off
he like used a chat bot like chat gbt or something
to like create the bio of whatever this is
and then he gets pictures from this other thing
and then he tosses it all together
and then he goes and he sits in a restaurant
and he orders two meals
like he's having dinner with it.
And what's he do with the extra meal?
Just can I get to the skull?
Yeah, I guess he just boxes it up
and goes back to his lonely apartment
with his, you know, phone.
A lot of jerking off there.
A lot of jerking.
Yeah, I'm not really sure.
Did you guys see that
when ChatGPT updated
a couple of months ago,
a lot of people who were in relationships
with their AI got really upset
because they were like it changed,
you know, the update
They changed the person.
And they felt like it was like they murdered their, their companion, you know?
I mean, there's some real.
Is this an epidemic?
Oh, it is.
Yeah, for sure.
Because people are so lonely, man.
Is this worse than like China or Japan?
Because they're way lonely.
I would imagine so.
Yeah, I've heard that.
I don't know what it was about the Asians, but they will not bang Asian chicks.
They'll bang anything but an Asian woman because they don't want to have kids.
And it really does.
And this is where we're going to lose a lot of ladies.
and I'm constantly impressing the chicks who are on the show,
and I feel bad about that.
But the truth of the matter is,
it's just like highly educated women are leading to low birth rates.
And they have been so manipulated into thinking that their career is more important
when every time you interview elderly people,
they ask what's their biggest regret is that they work too much.
and now you have women going
I'm going to do my career more
and I mean everyone
eventually wants to quit their job
what are you going to do that
dude it's getting weird
I mean I've seen you seen
Brondo it has electrolytes
what's that
Brondo it has electrolytes man
that's what we're going
maybe I don't know dude
yeah I don't even
what is that
dude the movie idiocacy
I feel like this whole episode
has been kind of like with that man
you're totally right
yeah yeah that that Gatorade shit
that they were just drinking the whole thing
yeah it comes out of the water
founts and everything now.
And they were watering the lawn with catererate.
Yeah, yeah, because it has electrolytes, man.
That's what I feel like that movie came out as a joke, right?
What, 10, 20 years ago?
I don't know.
I'm flying off the hip here.
But like, now look how close we are to that, though.
I mean, Fudd Ruckers is about, the name's about to change, you know what I mean?
Yeah, 20 years ago.
To bonfunkers.
Yeah, man.
We are right there.
I mean.
I think if you open one, I think it'd work in with Hollywood.
you probably could open it west hollywood and the line would be around the block
but fuckers yeah it's kind of crazy dude it's uh it's it's it's really scary where
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Yeah, I think we're the last great generation.
After that, the internet took over.
And I don't know what the future is.
I mean, we've talked about extensively on the show.
You know, Natasha Garrow has a great bit about how, like, her generation did something that this generation didn't, doesn't do.
And it's called critical thinking.
And I'm not even that smart.
I'm not even that smart.
But we really were the, where the generation got the old school and the new school.
And I'm trying to work on this bit right now about how everybody says, you know, people are dumb now.
and I'm not saying that we're not dumb.
I'm just saying the old generation was dumb too
in other ways, right?
Totally.
Like my grandma thought the answer machine
was the devil.
They thought if you put a hole in your head,
you could release the demons
and you wouldn't have a headache anymore.
Man, that's wild.
Well, dude, I mean, you know,
there's this idea that, oh, San Francisco,
the way the homelessness situation,
or even in downtown LA,
that's some unique thing.
Dude, go watch on the Bowery.
It's this movie about,
New York and it just follows
all these drunks around that are just sleeping in
the streets. It looks just like today. You got these
zombies. It's just booze and not
mostly like heroin or anything because it wasn't introduced
yet really. But it's the exact
same scene, just repeating itself. We've had
that. It just wasn't everywhere. It wasn't in your face
because, you know, everybody had a camera
I was talking about it on stage and I just
kept forgetting doing the bid at the mothership
but it was like, you don't think
Einstein would have loved
fat asses on Instagram?
I think he totally would have loved fat asses
is on Instagram but you know here's here's a greater thing though man and it's it's catching up
my mind listen to you talk about this bit right and walking through it and and your buddy talking
about having a computer in your pocket right i took my wife out to dinner the other night for
her birthday and literally while we're waiting for our food we look and there's a family sitting
across from us and it's like the dad's like this he's on his phone his kids are on their phone
there's no like there's no like family time going on at all they're all locked into their own
Instagram world or their own TikToks or YouTube or whatever, nobody's communicating or even looking
at each other while they're out to dinner. Do you think that we're at the end of, you know,
sit down for family sitcom nights and like, you know, movie nights or game night or something like
that? Do you think that the American family is kind of dead in that way now?
I am very affected by that. My kids love their pads. And you try not to put them on their pads,
but there's just, because I live in L.A., there's nothing for kids to do.
If you go outside, you're like, you'll be gone.
I'll never see you again, right?
I mean, it's just who's in this area?
I don't know my neighbors.
My brother-in-law, he took my nephew, had a little phone that he had been gifted by my grand,
and he just threw it in the pond in front of him.
So you cannot have this anymore.
He just threw it out in the pond.
Yeah, but the question becomes this, right?
We're in the country, though.
As we become more and more reliant on our businesses on the Instagram,
does your kid fall behind?
Does he fall behind on the ability to use the computer?
He still gets time on it.
It's just, it's like an iPad, but it's structure.
I'm going to tell you one thing.
I think we have to fight for the things we value.
Here's one thing I will tell you is that we work harder than our generation before us.
they they're hourly how how many hours they worked once they were done work they went home
and that was end that was the end of it they made enough money that they could work a nine to five
and they were they could have a house two cars put kids through college those days are done
like you talk about you do a podcast and you work a regular job that is yeah man so i'm working
and I might as well be working 24-7.
That's it.
And let's say Common X blows up and it looks like it is.
And that becomes your work.
You now give up a 9-to-5 for a 24-7.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, exactly, man.
But at least, like, Common X is a passion, right?
I love tracking down the guests, talking to their agents,
bringing them on the show, and learning something new, man.
I can throw these headphones on, and I'd lose.
Wouldn't that be the fastest,
hours of your life if that was a full-time job you know yeah but then you got to also do the
marketing you also do the promos got to find the next guess you got it just nonstop and then i guarantee
you before that you're like oh i'm gonna do another show and you're like oh but i want to do another
show now you got three podcasts don't you think that's a lot more to do with being self-employed though
like because there are people self-employed that work i'm saying it's got less to do with the
generation more to do with the type of job you have don't you think well that's what i'm saying
That's the whole point.
You said the generation, I think maybe your parents work as teachers, right?
So they had, but if your parents have been like farmers or something, I'm thinking about my dad.
Honestly, he worked every day.
Yeah, right, right, right.
But even a teacher back then could live off of being a teacher.
Yes.
Now a teacher.
Now they got to do only fans.
Yeah.
And suck off kids on the side.
What?
That got weird.
That went to very dark.
What just happened right now?
I don't even know.
Xavier's fucking microdosing got one dark.
You said Only fans, and I was like, yeah,
and they're blowing all the new kids in school now.
No, they're not.
Yeah, they are.
We're not pro that.
You're making the in-uncom.
I'm not saying I'm pro that.
I might call ICE.
But it's way more work.
Now, my dad.
I see to your point, man, because that'll happen.
Like, we were communicating to come on this show, right?
You guys are busy.
We're busy.
You know, all that stuff.
It is kind of a grind, man.
It's a happy grind.
It's something that we all want to do.
but yeah you're it's your it's your baby right you keep working it and and things just keep coming
in and things you know have to get rescheduled or whatever you know and and it's definitely a grind
so you throw your regular nine to five in there you throw your podcast in there something that you
love you got to run the promos you got to run the social media you got to track the next guest
you know and when you have like an author or something like that man you can't go in half cocked
you got to read their book or whatever show them the respect that they deserve when they come on
That's what you think.
It absolutely is a grind, you know?
It is.
It's, it's, and I'm not saying we're roofing.
We're not doing roofing.
No.
We're not carpenters.
We're not, I understand that.
But with that job, there comes like, okay, you know, you might get some time off when you're not doing that because, but it just seems like more and more people have to have two, three jobs to keep every, keep the lights on, keep the bills paid.
And so, so that goes back to the family time.
So, like, you come, like, my dad, Johnny, you tell me, your dad comes home from work,
was there a ton of interaction, or you go, leave your dad alone, he's tired.
I'll leave him alone.
Yeah, yeah, there's for sure a period of, yeah, get that out of the way.
That, especially, and mothers are the, I used to hear Bill Burdoo joke making fun of when people say,
being a mom is a hardest job.
It is impossible.
It is a hard job.
And now being a dad is a super hard job.
too because now you're expected to be a second mommy you know you got to be interactive my dad's a
psycho like he gets up at 4 30 so and comes back you know at night like every day even on his day off like
gets up at 4 30 like one of those yeah he's a psycho it's it's it's it's it's it's it's that's done this spread you
spread you thin so you don't so so so so it's very hard to want to like change stuff up like you know
it's like if you're setting your job you got to do that job to pay the bills it's really hard
to be like i'm just going to get up and move i'm i don't want to do this anymore those days are
really done it's it's it's a really hard hard it's and it's all programmed dude yeah that's what's
about to say yeah it's mental but it goes back to like when people go kid you know kids are
always on their pad there's no time family time because people are tired and you kind of
need a time just to shut off your brain.
It's hard.
Can you even shut off your brain?
You specifically?
No, but it's like, when I get done with this, I'll go in the other room and just try to
like turn my head off and then Dana comes in.
It's like, we got this, we got this, we got this.
And it just never stops.
She doesn't let up, dude.
Yeah, but I think that's everybody.
It's like your decompressed time has gotten more and more limited.
It's just hard.
yeah it's just the way it is and i don't know about you guys but i kind of found it the like
the podcast is actually how i decompress now you know like you changed the way that you decompress
i agree yeah well that is that is what michael jordan talked about the only time he had
any piece was when he was on the court so you do these you do this thing that kind of takes
your mind out of it and luckily we people listen to this show and you know people love it
And it's just a lot of work, man.
It's a lot of work.
Where do you feel that?
Do you think it's on stage or when you're like podcasting?
Because I mean, I'm not going to lie.
When you're not podcasting, like you said, you're busy, it's either kids, it's the Bay Mama, it's Johnny, me, it's everybody.
So where do you feel more peace when you're on stage or when you're actually like just shooting the shit with Johnny on a funny podcast?
Yeah, it's the stage.
No, don't give me wrong.
I love podcasting.
That's why I do a thousand of them.
But as we get towards December.
Yeah, you're pretty much.
I'm burning out.
I'm just burning out.
But on stages, that's where you're like.
Yeah.
I mean, like when you do the road, the easiest time is on the stage.
The minute you step off stage, it's like, I got to promote the show.
I got to like get to, like, I'm so, because I went to Austin and it was so, there was so much going on because it was a big, a big weekend for me.
And blessings are friends like Johnny and Mike Rominelli came into town that had to coordinate that.
had to coordinate that, had to do a bunch of podcasts out there.
I fell really far behind on putting out the podcast.
Now I have to catch up and I have to upload like five pocket.
Sounds like it's not a lot of work.
No, it's a lot of place, you're spinning plates, right?
Yeah, it's spinning plates.
It's so many plates.
And like, this is not a bitch session because I know people are at home dealing with even more than I am.
Whatever you're doing, though, if you're working, it's going to, it's hard.
I mean, you don't want, you know, it's like a grind.
for most people. Well, I mean, even driving, even as a, it seems like when you start, like,
when you're your kid, you're like, all you got to do is drive. That's a bitch after like
the fourth hour. What you mean? Like truck driving? Yeah, truck driving. Oh, that's work.
Oh, yeah. Uber. Yeah, it seems simple on the first couple of rides, but then after a while
you're like, that it's a job. Yeah, it's a job. It's a, it's work, man. You know,
and it's a, it's a real fucking grind. Let's just switch it up a little bit here because it is kind
topical we have this election in
New York City going on
and it is crazy
this whole election is
crazy we're about to see New York City
go escape from New York
how bad do you think it's going to get
if that guy wins
so I want to get your guys's
opinion on socialism
what do you guys think about socialism
I mean it's what we have in this country
not as much as, you know, not to the extent that Europe does, but we do have it in this country.
What's your thoughts, Ian?
I think that we keep hearing about socialism coming back because capitalism's kind of needed a bigger brother lately.
I think American capitalism has become its own little thing, you know.
It's crony capitalism.
So you have like the American dream, right?
And everybody should have that.
Everyone has the right to dream.
everyone has the right to make money everyone has a right to you know have the tinfoil
have podcast and make something out of themselves right but i think it's become too sensationalized man
i think that the the media machine has gotten a hold of our brains and i think that's what controls
our idea of capitalism and i think there's enough people hurting in the world to where the
idea of socialism keeps coming back because of that i agree with that uh i think the problem with
any system is it eventually gets co-opted.
Yeah, and where does it end, man?
It goes back to that.
Brondo has electrolytes, right?
Yeah.
We're all going to be saying, oh, this conversation I'm having with you is brought to you
by, you know, Common X or Tinfoil hat podcast.
It's like, what, where's, there's no, it's not even relevant anymore.
It's interesting because, like, every bad idea is brought to you by a rich kid.
who's allowed to be
fantasized about how the world
should be. This Mandani
or is that his name?
Dude, there's so many clips of him
saying absolutely
worst shit possible, but
you can't get anybody who has
money to see that.
Well, they've also split up the rest of the vote
between Curtis Lewa and, you know,
Cuomo. Because they would have half,
that's 50% between the two of them.
And he only has 41, Mamdani.
Cuomo's garbage, dude.
Like, just think about South Park episode.
You know what is that, turd sandwich and a giant douche.
That's what they have to choose from.
Well, I like that Curtis guy.
I do too, but I mean, they want you to think he can't win because he's at 20, he's at 20, like 19%.
I'm looking at it here.
Cuomo's at almost 29%.
The two of them would have 50%, which Mom Dini has like 43.
The more people don't want Mom Diani.
You know, you know, we, it's presented like.
That's a great analysis, Johnny.
you're like more people don't want mandani but because the powers that be are shoving Cuomo in to the point where you wonder if they're trying to get Mondani in
of course they are yeah of course they are what they want there they want chaos yeah and the way specifically I think they want someone like in New York who's going to destroy it even more partly yeah but also just a big government it's come back yeah
who's going to have to have the National Guard come in.
We've already done this in San Francisco.
It does not work.
It does not work.
Well, what's your take on that, then,
the kind of the dick measuring contest between Newsom and Trump about sending the National Guard
because he was saying, like, they're up next on the list,
San Francisco for getting cleaned up by the Trump administration.
Well, when you, I mean, again, this is.
part of this is the strategy democrats ruin it so republicans can bring in overreaching like
fascism that's supposed to be the other side with the dumb ideas you know i mean we're the big
government ideas right i mean that's boots on the ground is couldn't there's nothing more big
government than the military rolling up the street you know what i mean yeah but the republicans
it's versus bloods man but at the end of the day they're working together
I mean, if it did happen, do you think San Francisco would really clean the fuck up?
You really think people would walk away and be like, actually, that was a good move.
Like, I actually can walk down, do you really think it and do something?
Well, in the short term, that's how they get.
I mean, possibly short term, yeah.
It's like what they did when they cleaned up when she was visiting.
Yeah, I'm sure everybody was like, man, it's a lot nicer on the street today.
But now you're primed for when they really want to come in with an iron fist.
You're kind of more accepting of, you know, trillions.
troops on the boots on the ground
in your city. Why are we
invading anyone in America?
Why are we using the government's military
against its people?
Exactly. Well, because
And then we're not even going to pay them because
we're, you know, so arrogant
that we've got to keep the government shut down.
We're going to have them go in and attack their
own people. Because the
Democratic policies have completely
failed.
I mean, we have
20 years of data.
and what happens is you have people in one city living multiple realities
and you have the super rich who live in their super rich area
have so much money they don't feel the consequences of their their policies they vote for
like you know not to pick on mark marin again but mark maryon told me he wants to leave the state
because it's going to shit but i'm like mark everybody you had on your podcast is why it went to
shit. Because they all voted
for this. Like if they... Did you say
that to him? I wish you had it. Well,
you know, it's like, it's just
when you have them at your show, you just want them to have fun
so they come back. But...
I would love to have him on our show, man.
I think he's great. I don't know, man.
Maybe.
A lot of dumb tastes.
Well, he's just a rich...
You know, it's like, again... He's a Democrat.
Again,
it's like you vote for something
and then you bail on it
when you get what you voted for.
because you're voting for idealism it's like why it's really hard for a progressive to win any debate
because they're they're debating idealistic views well if we did this this would have we could have
this and we but that's not reality like you know mundani's saying that i we're going to change how we
enforce laws we've done that in chicago we've done that in san francisco we've done that in san francisco we've done that
In Los Angeles, it doesn't work.
The only way you stop crime is to enforce laws.
These people aren't going to go, oh, they're being nice to us.
I'm not going to steal.
It doesn't happen.
It doesn't happen.
You want to believe that.
I remember there was a black comic that I was doing a show with, and we were talking about prison.
He was talking about all the racism and law enforcement, and I'm not saying there's not.
But I go, is it your belief that black people ever commit a crime?
Do they ever commit a crime?
And he basically said no.
What?
Yeah.
That's ridiculous.
Right?
Yeah.
It's just not in reality.
What you think is that these people are only getting arrested because they're black.
Right?
Like when I got busted for buying drugs, I got arrested because I was buying drugs.
Which is illegal.
I mean.
Yeah, now I get when you, now if you're going to make the argument that that they have because of the way the prison system works, these quotas that have to be met that, you know, and it leads to more aggressive, maybe overly aggressive enforcement in certain neighborhoods or something.
Yeah, that's true.
I mean, the prison industrial complex is fault.
100%.
They flooded with crack.
100%.
100%. I'm not saying that's not real, but they're still committing crimes.
Are you trying to say that he's saying they're not committing crimes parentheses because the system made him be that person?
We didn't get that depth into it, but there is this notion that people believe that black people are only in jail because of racism.
Yeah, like the murders are only there because, oh, he wouldn't be a murderer if he grew up in Beverly Hills.
That's what their logic is.
I don't know about that.
There's murder.
That is exactly what's going on.
It's just, to me, it's just, it's not in reality,
because if you tell people we're not going to enforce laws,
they're going to break the law.
Makes me want to do it.
It makes me want to do it when I go to the grocery store.
Because everything's about instant gratification.
Makes you want to do what?
Like when I go to the grocery store and I see someone steal and I'm paying for it,
it makes me want to steal.
It makes me look at the guy and look like,
why am I, why are you charging me for this when you literally,
Dude, they literally, we watch, you, I mean, you're in L.A., you watch people just scan shit, and they don't scan anything.
You're just like, why am I, why am I the citizen? Why am I participating?
And then you ask them, you're going to do it. I think most like, you know.
It's getting harder, by the way. Have you noticed that there's AI now at every checkout that's, like, watching you?
Have you guys had this happen to you yet?
No, that's going on?
Because I pay for my shit, Johnny.
Well, no, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not stealing anything, but it's like false alarmed on me a few times.
There's an overhead camera that you don't even know it's there.
And then you'll get like a beep, beep, beep, beep.
and somebody will come over and watch an instant replay.
It's like at a football game of you.
It's like a football game.
All right.
The referees are here.
Did Johnny put that into his bag?
Let's go to replay.
Brought you by Bud Light.
Brutley's bringing you this replay of whether Johnny's a scumbag or not.
And it shows you like in a red box, you know, it'll turn red.
It'll be green at first.
And then when it thinks you're like stealing something, it turns red.
This box that's following your hands.
and you know
and then they have to look and see if you did
but it's uh yeah
which is like why it ends up
always at where it is
or is it Johnny the fourth turning
yes yeah yeah yeah
I think we're in it
we are in it
and it's just like
it's it's super crazy
where we're at right now it's just
I don't know I think though about like
so we're talking about all this
so man how do we fix it
because right now it's kind of like
Like, I'm voting for the home team.
It's like someone's got to pick, someone's got to pick a side.
You've got to choose a side.
So am I going to wear this red t-shirt or am I going to wear this blue t-shirt today?
I would prefer not to wear a t-shirt, but I'm too fat.
You can always size up, bro.
You know, but, okay, it is, it is imperative for you to study history and go, we've tried this.
It doesn't work.
and we're just in this world right now of idiocry
where the theory of hate is worse
than real world consequences.
So they can't.
What do you think the dumbness comes from though?
Because I don't remember that being there
like 20, 30 years ago.
I don't remember that being there.
Because we could laugh at a movie like idiotocracy
and it was funny because we weren't that dumb.
But now it's like become reality.
But it's not even dumb people, dude.
It's just intelligent people that don't understand how the real world works.
I mean, if you want to really go back 20 years, I think we all got, most of us got duped into signing up for the military and going to Iraq after 9-11.
So the pretty stupid behavior by, you know, mass, the mass delusion really was the cause of that.
Yeah, it's mass delusion.
It's learned helplessness.
but it's just it's just people constantly vote against their best interests all the time
I'm amazed at how many people when I talk about Trump getting rid of taxes are quiet
what are you like not into that idea yeah they think taxes are important
they think we need taxes they don't understand it when Mondani's like I want to tax you at 52%
think about that you make a hundred dollars deep yeah they they want you leave with 48
well dude do you know what the beatles and then they tax you throughout the whole time on that
with that 48 dollars after war war two the Beatles hold on i'm gonna make sure i get this right but
the tax rate for you know it's like tax man that song here's one for you 19 for me the Beatles
the top marginal tax rate in the UK then was 90% what 90% that's crazy yeah so they kept
every they kept that that wasn't an exaggeration
They kept $9 out of every $10.
Whoa.
The Beatles pay the top marginal tax rate of 90%.
And some sources say it reached as high as 95% or even 98% in the UK during the mid-60s.
This high tax rate imposed by the labor government is famously documented in their song, as I said, tax man.
Yeah, because it was post-war, you know, and the taxes had gone up to pay for it.
And they just kept them there because that's what governments do.
So it's been worse.
I mean, half is
Offer that to the views by now
That sounds really good right now, actually
Compared to...
I mean, imagine being in that headspace, though.
That's not a new headspace for us.
Those people, rich people in the UK
in the 60s, were giving
9 out of 10 to the government.
Why even work at that point?
Like, what the...
Well, that's really what I want to get you.
Taxes are punishment for success.
Yeah, of course.
Taxes are punishment for success
and welfare is reward for failure.
Yeah, I mean, you guys know, I grew up in the AEE, and poor, poor school.
And I remember the richer kids were kind of envious of the kids that got free school.
I mean, free lunch, scholarships, all these.
The kids were like, yo, my parents are well off, and it feels like I'd rather be you or broke ass.
And I was sat there, and you sat there, and even the teacher were like, we don't know what to tell you.
There's no loans.
There's no scholarships for you to apply to.
You're too well off, which to me, I'm just like, how does that make any sense?
and then the parents don't want it
and then the parents can't get low.
I mean, watch those like extreme home makeovers and stuff.
Like if you're a guy who's like working hard
and you're paying your bills,
you never get an extreme home makeover.
It's like the person on welfare,
it's like, here's this amazing house
that you can't afford to pay the taxes on.
Dude, that's so true.
Yeah, so many of those houses,
they've gone back and done stories on those massive houses.
They give these people and they all got, not all them,
but a great number of them were taken by banks.
At repo.
Yeah, or the government.
Because you never own anything.
As long as you have to pay property tax, you don't own anything.
You're leasing.
Oh, well, I mean, there's like these car raffles where they'll raffle you the car
and then they have that $100,000 on top of the raffle because they know that that person
they just gifted the car to can't even afford the taxes on it.
So it's just so funny because they're like, here's the money for the tax that we know you can't afford it if we just give you.
Well, I mean, like, if you want to go to private.
right and you win you can't leave without paying taxes on those gifts right and then people
just want more taxes and the rich want more taxes because they have an accountant that can get them
out of paying taxes that's it i want to pay more which i know i'm not yeah because i can pay
because i have a accountant that knows how to work the system and it's fucking nuts
It's nuts.
And it's just like, so I'm not blackpilled.
I'll never get blackpilled because I know like, because my life is that the more I look inside and the more I help others, my life turns out better.
It's literally everything.
Sam, what's the difference between when you were younger and when you're now?
I've learned a shit ton.
And what I've learned is if you help others and work on yourself, everything goes better.
Right.
Yeah, man.
Just be a good person.
I like that.
I'm not black pill
This isn't the first time this has happened
This is gonna be the last time
The fucking tyrants always lose
Because they're not in a place of love
They can have all the fancy
Gimmicks and bells and whistles
It always fails
It always fails
But you know
Most people don't know that
They just don't know that
And I think we've
we've as a people have lost that sense of humanity because i 100% agree with you on that well you
know that there's actually over 600 over-the-counter drugs that have a chemical in it that blocks
empathy i didn't i know that good great fantastic right right right and it's kind of like that
last naked gun that just came out man yeah yeah which is just the plot is just directly ripped off from
Kingsmen. Remember where they had that thing
in the church where they pressed the button
and everybody to start killing each other? And of course it happens
in a church, right? Yeah.
And where are all these shootings happening
in churches?
Right? Doesn't
happen in a synagogue, doesn't happen in a mosque,
happens in a church. Oh, they never
do it in a mosque. Or a synagogue.
Right? Ever.
No way. And you're like, oh, this
movie's great, there's so much action. Then you realize the
messaging that's going on in it.
it's fucking nuts it's crazy dude it's a it's like it is siops on siops and siops and siops
and like someone could listen to this and be get really sad or you could just work on yourself
that's it get healthy eat right okay love others help others give it away that's why it works
everyone can say whatever they want about rogan rogan is where he is because rogan helps
everybody.
I agree with that too, man.
That guy's been taking some punches lately.
Yeah, because he's not following the official narrative.
And then the Mark Marens of the world,
whose whole currency is conformity,
rally against that.
I listen to sports talk radio.
I listen to a guy named Colin Cowherd and Jay.
I forget what his co-host's last name.
They hate conspiracies.
Do you know why they hate conspiracies?
because it forces them to look at conspiracies.
It forces them to go, is there an invisible hand?
And every time they rally against conspiracies,
they're always wrong.
Like every time.
They yelled at everybody about the Taylor Swift, Kansas City Chief's conspiracy,
and everything conspiracy theory said was going to happen, happened.
Do you think they go back and apologize?
No.
Never.
Just move along, yeah.
Because they just want to sit there
and just be able to conform and make money.
Do you think they recognize that they were wrong?
No.
Or do you think they're like goldfish where they're like,
doesn't even matter?
We're going to keep going forward.
Because as long as those checks keep cashing, they don't care.
He's also not even right about sports.
I mean, Colin Gower is an idiot.
I don't know how you listen to me.
But he's a shiny object, well-produced idiot.
Yeah.
He's well-produced.
And he's now realized that
when he is wrong
he gets more clicks
because everyone
hate watches it
yeah it's the old stern thing right
yeah the people who hate the show
watch it more
provocative shit that makes no fucking sense
and everyone's like
you're an idiot
but that's like you know
it's like shop
everyone hated Shob's last special
guess what got 7 million views
I would love 7 million views
on my shit
and I'm fired
just turn the comments off
who care
I have to be further for that
right
yeah just the way it is
people hate conspiracies because it makes them have to think and we want to take the least
the least brainpower to get to where we want to go we just want to show up to work people hate
conspiracies because it like one am i bringing my kids into a world of chaos two is my job a part
of the cog that's causing chaos in the world you know like my one of my best friends made
his money in weaponry you know do you think he's sitting there thinking about what he did no
he's he's enjoying retirement and he's one of the best human beings I know it's just the way it is
people want to keep the blinders on and keep moving forward just the way it is I mean think about
all the yeah it's I think then you'd have to examine your life and like think about all the
shit we buy that is produced in sweatshops and you might actually not buy those things you know
there's so much that you if you really want to go to the bottom and consider and it's impossible
Yeah, it's impossible.
Well, I mean, you know who I feel is kind of like that?
And that's why a lot of people don't want to do it.
Ian Carroll.
Ian Carroll said during COVID, he went down, I think the cereal or like grocery conspiracy
rabbit hole.
And now he's doing Charlie Kirk saying the Jews fucking suck and shit off of just one little
rabbit hole.
And that's where he said, he's like, I didn't want to go down there.
But then you just start, you know, layer times layer.
And now you're where these, maybe you don't want to get there.
Maybe you even understand that.
You're like, I don't even want to be in that world.
I'm going to keep just going to work.
Well, you want to eat the steak.
Yeah, Matrix, right?
But you eventually will always get to where you're trapped.
You're just trapped because you didn't pay attention and you didn't wake up and you didn't set up the system that.
So the best example of what I'm talking about right now is in the year 2000, I went to the Montreal Comedy Festival and I just bar.
And I was done in Hollywood.
In 2000, I was done.
Before I even started, I was done.
So I had to find alternative revenues.
Dana comes into my life.
She's really smart.
She figures out how to all do this stuff.
And then podcasting starts to blow up.
I have to do podcasting because I can't get on anything on television.
They won't play my specials because I'm too dirty.
Or else my career is going to die.
So I start making podcasts.
Then we start doing podcasts, we start getting ads, we start doing all this.
Now I'm in a self-reliant system.
COVID happens, everything crashes.
I just keep going.
I actually start to flourish because I created a self-reliant system.
That's what you have to do.
You have to create an alternative economy.
And I know there's people who have bills to pay, kids to take care of,
they're grinding really hard but guess what you can do it look at it look at
and ian works a day job and then works really hard on his podcast his podcast will take off and
eventually be how he pays his bills because he became self-reliant that is the key to everything
rickie jervaise posts this thing every year on his birthday too about oh him he was like 36 something
like that he got fired from his job at a radio station and it was like you know what i'm going to
take the severance and actually try to do make it the show made and do comedy and stuff and that's
when he mid 30s is when he finally he's you know he posted it like this you know like hey go give
it a shot don't matter how old you are no matter you know uh and i it's yeah i mean it could
yeah yeah you can make it work i mean and there are a million ways to do it too it might not be
what you think but yeah you don't have to if you're miserable if you're miserable they will come
yeah do something different man
And just, you've got to believe it's possible.
And it doesn't happen overnight.
It doesn't be like make a YouTube channel now billions of people are watching.
It's going to take time.
But it's there.
Leonardo Joni, great example.
When her own way, now she's flourishing.
Does she have to put up a lot of shit?
Yeah.
Because people are fucking pussies.
But she's thriving.
You have to do that.
that that doesn't mean you have to do a podcast you can start your own side business you can start your
own business and build that thing up so that you don't have to have a boss i mean look at the affiliates
program we have yeah look at that those are all like your homies that started like businesses but you
could do it and and you go that's how you get out of that it's just the way it is and if you don't do
that you're never going to be you're always going to be at the mercy of your your enslaved
buy your own house grow your own food i mean these seems like a lot of work until you do it
and then it starts to get like blah blah blah blah blah blah yeah i just do too many podcasts that's
why i burn out dude i do i do three podcasts a day many days but it's like babbo blah blah blah
and then it starts becoming running on itself you do it i remember when a friend of mine
became homeless she got up and she started cleaning an apartment
and I go, I fucking respect that.
You got to be the fucking first responder to your own problems.
And the next thing you got to do is help others.
Give it the fuck away.
Be kind.
Help others achieve their goals.
That's who people want to work with.
Nice people.
You know, Bobby Lee said something really nice to me the other day.
He said, you're such a great comic.
He goes, I hadn't seen you.
in a long time. I know I do your show, but I never watch your act. I got to watch you.
Like, you're a real deal. He goes, you're a fucking star. And that meant a lot to me because I, you know,
I was a crazy person back in the day, you know? But all this comes from the simple fact that
I try to help other people. I have people like Ian On who has a podcast that's starting to blow up.
Maybe this show can get them a bunch more listeners. And Johnny says it all the time. I'm the only guy
puts his competition on his show, right?
Not that we're in competition, Ian, but, you know, like other podcasts.
No, I feel you, man.
We do collaborations all the time, too, man, and it feels good to, like what you said, give back, you know?
Kind of give someone else a platform, man, because we aren't in competition, man.
We're independent media, and we should be on the same side.
And I'm humbled that you allowed us to be here today, and I'm sorry, Jerry couldn't make it.
But, yeah, I think you're right.
that's the key
give it away
that's the key to everything
sacrifice
are you sacrificing something
give it away
and then then
then people want to help you
because people want positive energy
in their life
you know I used to
you know I had a comic friend of mine
his fucking life is always chaos
and I remember this big name
comic took him on the road
and he was like way too honest
with the big name comic
and I go, why would you say that to him?
He goes, oh, because I keep it real.
I'm like, yeah, you're going to be really alone
and you're not going to be fucking working.
Right?
Why do people love ass kissers?
Because they're really insecure
and they want someone to say something nice to them.
If you're always fucking calling people out
on what you believe is their show all the time,
who wants you around?
Yeah.
especially if it's not your, if it's a friend,
I think you want your friends to do that, right?
But not, not somebody.
No, no, no, you want people that will be honest with you.
You just don't want people who are constantly fucking giving you shit.
Yeah, negativity is the whole different.
Now, you don't want making, get rid of everybody you were with
and then replace them with new people who are all kissing your ass.
And you lose touch with you.
Right?
You need people that kind of keep you in check,
but you don't want someone who's constantly fucking nagging you all the time.
that's the key is like can you help other people achieve their goals can you show them kindness
and that's like i always tell people make a daily goals list and one of those things is to help
three people every day and that's simply saying something nice of them holding the door open for
them giving them 10 bucks that's like simple shit but that stuff starts to fucking that stuff
starts to add up and then you now you're in a higher vibrational area
that's the key to everything so let's get into your final thing dude i mean you want to get
in the corporate hacks stealing i think we kind of talked about that but modern profits and digital
messiahs what's your thoughts man i don't know we see that's just kind of the thing and i'm glad
we kind of tapped onto the AI algorithm man and we talked a little bit about like the new york
election and we talked about like capitalism and and big brother and everything man uh like
is it going to go so like if AI does replace everybody i mean even including us i mean there's
a i podcast out there uh how do we earn how do we how do we how do we flourish in that is someone
going to pay our bills for us or what are your thoughts on that i think that's what they
want universal basic income yeah how does that how does that work though because you have different
tiers right you've got there is income inequality for sure man and there is that you know
having the drive to get out there and and you know clean up your own mess like you talked about
like having the drive to to pay your bills and and you know go clean those apartments or whatever
if you're in that situation how did they determine who gets what you know and then we talked
about 90% taxes man i mean i don't what do we do when a i takes over the world
i think you know this was the discussion when the car replaced the horse right right
Yeah, it's been that way.
Every major innovation has had, you know, the Luddites.
I think humans adapt.
What if there was a UBI as in like, let's just say, just $2,000 just to live?
That means you're eating at McDonald's.
You're living in a shitty part of town.
You have to drive the bus.
That's just to live.
But then, and everyone gets that no matter what.
No matter how rich you are, how poor you are, maybe if you're too rich or not.
But then, it's up to you if you want to live more.
that way when stops bitching about living on the street
stop about being homeless i'm like there you go
that's your two grand it sucks it's horrible
the food's used fluoride water
but what about the dude with a four thousand dollar mortgage
though you know that was like making that on his own
before he was replaced i just feel like
that kills creativity
and like the only way you make is through like
art
like are you a singer
or are you an athlete
that that becomes the only way out
I mean look at Latin America
who blows up
two three people
singer artists
athletes
and black markets
like
so just evolve and kind of overcome
like well I think the problem
with socialism and communism
is they have to get rid of all the people
who ask questions
once you get rid of all the people
to ask questions, now you're stuck
with a population
and that is docile
and those people tend not
to be creative.
That's why
I'm getting in a fight with everybody on
Hinkley's, you know, Hinkle's
tweet.
Why?
Why is, if China's the
greatest country like Hinkley
Hinkle wants us to believe,
why are they stealing all of our technology?
understand. Okay, so people are really, a lot of people on X are saying that China is, what,
a superior society of China? Yeah. That's it. I mean, I, I almost, is that astro-turf to you? Are those real
people, like, that you know? Like, I don't know. I don't know, but I've, I've done shows with
Hinkle before. And I don't hate Hinkle. I actually like a lot of things he says. That's a dumb take.
I mean, that's a bad take. They're like, look at these cities, these great Chinese cities.
I go, okay, that's great.
Watch a video, go watch a YouTube video, bro, of these travel guys that go there and just go just a little bit or to the next city over.
Yeah.
And you'll see that they fucking, I mean, the countryside is desolate.
Yeah.
You know, just total poverty.
Because that is what, that is what these masters of mankind want.
They want you in the big city, which is going to be a 1984 dystopia, right?
And then they have massive cities too that are just empty.
Yeah.
Just empty.
But I also believe, like, they were just, oh, you're just doing propaganda.
I go, no, dude, these are like, these are people talking about what China's actual population is from the spectrum of politics.
Yeah.
I wonder what the suicide rate would be like on something like that.
Like, if we looked at the numbers for that, like, how many people are actually happy in that environment?
Oh, you think China would tell us the exact number of everyone committed suicide?
Yeah, I don't think so.
No, you're right.
The government's probably controlling that.
You can just go to basic trade.
The amount of salt that China has imported from Japan went down 50%.
That alone lets you know that they're using less salt.
What does that mean?
50?
Wow.
50%, dude.
That's a really big number.
That means the population is just devastated.
So Johnny, we saw that, we've watched that video where the guy broke down that
Basically for a population to maintain every female, the average female must have 2.2 children, right?
So we've been told that China has 1.4 billion people for like 20 years.
And they've been doing this one child policy for fucking ever.
It's impossible to maintain that population.
Why do you think they did that to themselves, though?
because they're communist demon people do the communists are anti-god they're anti-god they
but i mean they've they've destroyed their country well why would they that's the whole thing
during covid i'm not saying covid killed them i'm saying the government policies basically got
rid of the poor and the old so now they're down to what many believe is 450 million people
Yeah, that's wild.
China wants you to think they have 1.8 billion or 1.4 billion because they want you to think they could throw that many people at you in a war.
But even then, and I've always said it's all.
And buying power.
But it's all people they can't, they can't even read and write.
Most of those people are living very rural.
So can they even read and write the directions to go use a drone?
No, I mean, no.
You might have a billion people, but a billion people that can't read it right.
And then you have Apple putting up.
that the Chinese are way smarter than everybody and that's why they build factories there because
not because they work for nothing it's because they're just smarter people wait are you talking about
that tim cook thing yeah well what he's saying is that they have more he said you could in america
you could come and look for people that can operate the machines and the tooling required to do
the apple process and you could fill like a small theater or something with every engineer in the
whole country and then there you could feel like a stadium where
because there's just that many more educated,
like with the prerequisites for operating these things and the experience.
Yeah, but...
I don't think you're saying it's smarter, though.
You're just saying they have more people with the technical education that we've abandoned.
I mean, this country abdicated that.
I mean, we just gave that away.
Listen, here's what's going to happen.
I hate to tell everybody this.
It's going to implode, and then someone's going to come in through,
and they're going to do what Putin did and just rebuild the country.
But the economic system we have right now,
it's not possible to continue.
It's just not.
And I hate to tell everybody,
but the mass of mankind have,
they imploded China,
they imploded Russia,
they imploded Germany,
and they're now doing it to the United States,
in England. And unless you start really waking the fuck up and stop it, which I don't know how
it's possible, you're going to get lost in it unless you set yourself up. Gold, silver guns,
working on yourself, getting spiritual. Listen, dude, you could have a million people tell you that
God doesn't exist. I'm the best example of how that fucking changes. That's not true. Once I started lining my
my free will of what I believe is God's plan with for me, my life changed.
That's it.
It's not about a book.
It's not about anything other than that.
Love others, help others.
Love yourself.
Show kindness.
That changes everything, dude.
That's it.
That's it, man.
Any thoughts, Ian?
No, man, I think you nailed it there.
And that's kind of like what we're all about, too.
like common X is kind of bringing people together helping people you know having that
humbled natured humanity you know that feel of humanity and feeling empathy towards people
and uh you know and not doing it for yourself like work on yourself but at the same time like
give to other people for sure i couldn't i couldn't i couldn't agree more with that statement
yeah i mean it's like only dark if you just continue to play their game
right and it's just if you continue to go for instant gratification you're going to find yourself
in a low vibrational place if you constantly are trying not to feel you're going to end up in a
low vibrational place if you constantly think it's about fucking money and getting yours you're going
to end up in a low vibrational place it's just the way it is if you help others you give it
way you work on yourself you get healthy you get in shape you fucking you know create art
create a business create all that shit sacrifice for others your life will change i promise you
but if if it gets tough and you always bail because you're feeling something or it's not going
exactly the way you want everything is a learning lesson you have to ask you have to ask yourself
what is the universe trying to teach me right now okay that's how it goes and if you don't listen
to the universe and what's trying to teach you you're doomed to keep to repeat it over and over again
and you're going to get stuck in that fucking place and you won't get out okay it's just it's just
the truth dude i'm a great example that the difference between me then and difference between me now
is I have a much spiritual, much stronger spiritual base
to how I operate.
Give it away.
It's the only way to do it, dude.
Ian, this has been great conversation.
I love it, buddy.
Anything we didn't cover you wanted to cover.
No, man, I think it's great.
Thanks for sharing us with your audience.
Again, I apologize that Jared couldn't be here today.
It's okay, man.
People could tune in to CommonX, man,
or visit us at CommonXpodcast.com and see our blog,
the you know the stories that we put out and everything and I appreciate you taking the time to
have me on man you're doing the Lord's work buddy I appreciate it let's break down the episode
what do you guys think mr. Ian common X coming in hot yeah home bringing that heat
talking about it talking about the heat yeah talking about that heat dude talking about that
algorithm action gets me sucking fat tits on Instagram I show people
my Instagram. They're like, what the fuck is
wrong with you? It's not me.
It's the computers. They want
me in a low vibration by looking at
jiggly tits. I don't like it.
I haven't done it to any of the other people in the room.
Yeah, because they're not afraid of you, Johnny.
They're afraid of me and my knowledge.
They're on to me.
Why haven't you used SORA yet?
I thought I was going to for sure see some
AI. I don't know
how to do it. It's super easy. They make you
scan your face, though. Yeah, you're in the
You're in the Pellantir database, bro.
You don't think they have it?
I just don't want them to scab my face.
Both do you guys have pre-check.
It's scanned in there already.
Yeah, I know, but.
Yeah, but that doesn't mean that open AI has.
That means I can just get through the lines quicker.
Give me some convenience.
Give me some convenience.
I don't know.
I'm excited.
I hope that animation and AI get so good I can just make, you know, like Chaos Twins.
Animations.
Oh, it's coming, dude.
Think about, okay, so think about the number.
one problem they've had in entertainment it's getting you to pay anything for like tv series especially
old stuff now it all just gets bundled in that's the value of it but imagine the value of like the
sopranos when you can say hey i want to see a hypothetical you know seventh season of the
sopranos but where it's me instead of a j soprano i'm the son and then they just zap you in there
and you're in the show you know what i mean are like it's going to do whatever you want dude it'll be great
I think Sora did that on purpose.
I think Sora let all that copyright shit out, like Spongebob and all that on purpose,
so it makes it look like a multiverse.
Maybe.
That's interesting.
There was like a week.
There was like a couple days where you can literally put on whatever you wanted, and Sora did it.
And I think they literally let that happen because they knew that was copyright.
Yeah, they shut it down.
In the beginning, that's where a lot of that, that, that, that, fucking.
So I forget what in European country, that, they now made it so that, so that,
that you legally have copyrighted your face, your voice, and your name,
meaning it can't be used in AI without your permission.
I think that's good.
Yeah, I do too.
Right?
But let's say, Johnny, I made, I made, uh, Kurt Matsky was somebody who wanted to do
the, another season of Seinfeld, but with everybody from the Epstein files.
That's great.
you know but what if what if what if i made a video johnny with you in it but i didn't make
money off it what it's almost like mashables right like i could take these two songs
mash it together put it out for free so i'm not making it depends on how you got my face is the
answer because if you got if you got at gunpoint at gunpoint that's illegal okay but if you did
it in i i feel like if if it's based on shit where they got you in public then you because it's
always been like if there's if you're in a place where there's no expectation of privacy
then that's a legal recording of you you know i mean like if they scan you as you walk into a gap
and you can see the camera in there and gap now is throwing those you remember like in minority
report where he's walking around and they're like Ethan would you like to come into the gap you know
and it's his face on the close yeah that's coming okay but okay soror you do you download soror right now
and then it asks you to go like this left right up down and then it tells you to say three
numbers and then from there on you can it can do whatever you want with it because it's got your
soul how do i i can literally probably just put it on the tv on sam's on a good take of sam and how do i
know i can't make him say anything off of just a public figure off of youtube yeah i think it's using
i think it's using 3d scans like it's not just video but it's it's the uh what is it the lidar
or whatever that's in the phone so it's getting depth information the lidar guys go to samtripley
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Thank you dude.
Bobby Lee even said I'm
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I could do it right now but I'm just
I need a couple more bits
Your crowd work though
That's my new thing
That's our new thing
We're trying to make
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I saw that
That's very funny
Yeah
That's very funny
Oh I saw that
That the post office lady
Yeah she got it
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That was great
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It looks like you were in the background
Laughing
Did you put yourself in the background
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Yeah.
And he, at the beginning of every year, he publishes a portfolio of stocks that are more
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What does he call it?
What is it that he says he's always outperforming?
Oh, yeah, yeah, he's always outperforming the S&P 500.
S&P, yeah.
And then, yeah, I mean, if, yeah, if you want to, you know, to have a community of people
where you can kind of talk to, talk to them about.
your various investments, the Hornets are playing right now.
Is there any chance that the three of you guys ever do it, shirtless and call it only Daddy's?
No, that's a great idea.
We did a shirtless punch drunk one time.
I remember that.
Did we with my fat udders out?
Yeah, it was Mickey Gall.
Yeah, it was Mickey, because Mickey Gall didn't have a shirt on it.
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Dude, we love the episode.
Ian was, Ian crushed it.
Had a great...
Yoss Queen.
Yeah, you know, it's one of those fun conversations.
That's just a fun conversation.
I like a fun conversation, Sam.
We occasionally do it.
Yes.
Occasionally we have people come in and with...
Why'd you talk so much, you dickhead?
Because I was just having a fun conversation, Johnny.
That's how I do it.
How long if we gave you a brand new phone that you would fuck up to
algorithm. So I do have a third phone and I'm about to activate it. And you won't see either of these
phones out again. And the phone is shit. Is they going to be in your pocket? No, because they're
going to stay home and I'm just going to have a phone for calling and texting. No emails, no,
nothing. I don't believe that will happen. Okay. How much money do you want better? You're not going to
have a phone to do social media. No, no, no, it will be at home. It will be at home.
But this is your home kind of. Are you going to have them in the studio? No. No social media in the
studio for you nothing just phone for calling and texting no you're not gonna I try to do it a flip
phone but it's too hard to fucking text oh it's a pain yeah was that T9 what was that T9 yeah that shit
yeah where you have to hit three times to get yeah I'm not gonna do that so I could see you being like
you know what I got to tweet flyers and stuff it's part of my work so I got a X on here you know
it's kind of getting into this thing where it's like I'm so busy all the time I need to slow down
You know what I think would be better?
Because I'm with Johnny.
You need your phone.
No, I don't.
I'm not making that argument.
I think he's healthier.
Like when you need to post something because you're always like.
Yeah, but I can wait to the end of the night.
You're right.
You're right.
But what I was trying to say is like, why don't you get one of those ones that have a timer on it?
You get one hour.
Like a child?
Yeah, like, my five-year-old.
And you're like, God, I got 10 minutes.
And I only got three out.
I got half of my day left.
I got a really, only look at ass for 10 minutes right now.
Okay.
And you'll just siphon it out.
No.
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he does that thing, yeah, for sure.
He'll tune you out with, like, just nonsense syllables.
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We're both in Austin, by the way, about three blocks from each other.
Yeah.
That's the kind of people, that's the kind of people we are.
Guys, we have an announcement.
We're naming this podcast, three blocks.
Johnny and I will always be in three different places.
it's about honestly it's about the same as when we're back in l.A. too because we see i can walk to your
house but we choose to do it from our homes because we are uh what would you say uh antisocial
scumbags yeah we do we are 100% antisocial scumbags yeah how are you how do you seems like
things went really great i was there sunday night at your show you've been playing uh comedy
mothership all weekend sold out weekend in austin sold out weekend in austin amazing
city. I don't care what. The internet's telling you. Austin is phenomenal. Okay. I love it. It's got a great,
it's a great vibe. It's great people. And at the end of the day, I would be here if I could.
Yeah. I like it too, man. It's great. And, you know, and like, honestly, if I're part of a kid,
they're way outside of Austin, but it's nice out there. It's like, really nice. Are they in,
like, the sticks or are they in another town? It's a, I, I think it's another town. But,
But it's nice, dude.
It's really nice.
So I loved it.
Austin is great.
I was surprised how expensive Austin is.
Well, because everybody moved here.
Yeah, it is like L.A. prices in Texas is what I realized.
Yeah.
So let's move just outside of Austin, come in for the freak show.
And then leave.
It is a freak show, by the closest thing I could compare it to on 6th Street was like Pacific Beach on like Halloween or something like that.
And it's just every night here.
Um, so, so Austin has some of the most gorgeous fat asses you'll ever see and sci-fi homeless
people. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. Yeah. I mean, I was my, I was here 10 minutes maybe. I saw
three Narcans. I had different spots on the side. If you don't know,
you don't have to do drugs have fun. Okay. Narcan is the, uh, opiate reversal drug. If you're
overdosing on opiates, they give you a little up your nose and you can come back and do more drugs.
uh and they're everywhere just on the streets sealed some used uh and a lot of just a lot of homeless
people but homeless people here are like doing things they're like on bikes you know what i mean like
do you or they look like they've been through some mk ultra darpa cia program and they're just
walking vessels and no amount of money uh no amount of money can ever fucking fix whatever i mean
I don't care how many dollar bills I hand them.
They're never getting better, ever, ever.
And I tried to give Johnny, I told, I have been telling the story on stage.
I tried to give a homeless guy.
So the other day, I have this zip right here and it's just like killing me right now.
Where are you pointing?
Where are you pointing?
I'm pointing on my gut.
I got a zip right here.
Okay.
We can't see that.
It looks like you're pointing at your dick.
Yeah.
Well, it's about the size of my dick.
Okay.
And, uh, so I went to the doctor.
first of all you go to the doctors to the doctor
I'm sorry I like that Johnny you can do my
shtick on here you can use it too
so I go to the doctor I go in that
I and I have to fill out forms
okay and I filled out
dude they're asking you like a million questions
like dude what are your hopes and dreams
have you ever been in a threesome I'm like dude
that's none of your business and yes okay
and yes congratulations
how are those guys
you know they were two 300-pound women trying to eat my toes but I remember the first time
I was going to have a threesome and the uh it was a stripper and a model nice and they gave
they wanted to give me a yo but it ended up they the ones that introduced you to the two guys
that you had the threesome with johnny honestly okay you got that in stop stop beating the horse
Okay.
Dude, sick burn, Johnny.
Sick burn.
That's what they're saying in the comment section.
So anyways, I go in, gorgeous doctor, just trying to needle my Zit.
Anyways, I go, I grab my medication.
This must be some Zit.
Are you worried it's like an infection or something?
Nah, dude, it's getting better.
But anyways, I go do the pharmacy to get the medication.
and first of all when I go to the pharmacy I like to play what do you got do you ever do that you try to guess what they're there for yeah that's always gonorrhea you know what I'm saying gonorrhea something weird like that but there's a bunch of hot chicks at the pharmacy because it's right next to UT so there's a bunch of hot chicks coming to get some medication and of course I'm I'm shoot my game I'm not looking but I'm looking you know what I'm saying I'm not looking
looking not looking but i'm looking you know what i'm saying just see if daddy's got the game not
looking to pick up but you know seeing if i could and i don't even know what they got but whatever
they got i want okay that's basically i don't care what they have i i'm willing to power you
take it yeah it's worth it i got you right so i get my medication i leave and i go outside and there's
just a wrecked homeless guy just like wrecked bro and i felt bad but because they're
but for the grace of guy, I go I was a drug addict, I still am.
So I pull out some money.
I go to give him money and I go handed to him.
He's like, ah, I'm like, money.
Not a very good homeless guy.
I guess you see why he's homeless.
He hates money.
He just doesn't know how to play this game.
Here, here, here.
I'm like, okay, dude.
So I'm going, take the money.
All of a sudden, this black guy and fubu walks up goes,
I'll take it and grabs it.
And I'm like, I'm like,
dude what are you even are you what do you Gavin Newsom are you stealing from the homeless right now
I go are you even homeless dude he goes no I go then give me to my back and he called me
a racist I go that so so a guy wasn't even homeless he wasn't even homeless he just grabbed
the money he's like I could use 20 what a dickhead so the so the weekend's been great
I just want to say something right now and I know everybody's like oh triply stop uh stop uh
stop working Joe Rogan's junk.
There is nobody nice in the world of Joe Rogan.
Okay.
This weekend's going to be,
I've had great shows in my life.
I've been very blessed.
A lot of comedy chaoses have been packed.
You know,
when Tim Paul hats have been packed,
the 50th.
But this weekend has been very special.
I got to do it with two good friends of my Matt Edgar
and Brady Matthews,
who both crushed.
But this has been the best time ever
And your first show
There's a lot of pressure
Because you always hear these stories
About, you know, Rogan saw a comic
Said he couldn't perform there anymore
I'm like, oh no
Everyone's like, oh no
You know
Everybody crushed
So the first show I'd crush
I'm bringing back to classics
You got Tripoli's greatest hits
Volume 1
Okay, that's what you got
And by the way, Johnny
Did I tell you what I'm going to do for a special?
I'm going to go back and do all my favorite bits
all in one special and then animate it.
That's hilarious. Yeah, do that.
It's going to be called Sam Tripoli's greatest hits, volume eight, okay?
And so we went up there super crushed.
Now, you got to remember this is a comedy club,
even though it's like one of the three mechas of comedy.
The three mechas of comedy are...
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