Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #941: Live With Eddie Bravo

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Starting point is 00:01:07 friend and yours Eddie bravo aka buckwheat what's up buddy how are you dude what's the word man seen you for a little while I miss you buddy what's new it's been the how long has it been since our last comedy day less than a month yeah I mean if I don't see you on a weekly I get sad. It's really sad. That's cute. That's cute. So the great, Eddie, we were in, we did Tulsa and crushed it.

Starting point is 00:01:43 And then we did O KC during the Red River rivalry. And we did the best we could. And we did the best we could, dude. You know, we were out there just slinging it, telling jokes, entertaining the masses, the people who don't like football. which is totally our demographic. So if you want to see some of the magic, guys, a big show is coming up.

Starting point is 00:02:05 That's right. That's right. Well, I'm going to be in a tomorrow night. I'm going to be at the main room of the comedy store. Eddie Bravo is on the December comedy chaos. We're very excited about that. I'm at Skank Fest, November 14th through 16th. And then the big tickets are moving.

Starting point is 00:02:22 So grab your tickets now. Tinfall Hat Comedy will be live at the Virgin Hotel. in their special theater that they have there on november 21st now we're going to go do the show on friday hang out all hang out on saturday and then we're going to go to the shit bowl on sunday we're going to go to the shit bowl on sunday so grab your tickets at samtriplea dot com you know those tickets i don't think you mention i don't think you mention what city that's in las vegas i said vegas right oh i didn't hear you say Vegas okay well we're in los vegas and uh We're going to go Sunday night to watch the Browns versus the Raiders.

Starting point is 00:03:03 Think out we didn't buy our tickets five weeks ago. Truly. Are they on a discount? By then, Chador will be in. Chador will be in. Shador will play the Raiders game 100%. Oh, really? So that might be make the tickets go up.

Starting point is 00:03:18 Yeah. Yeah. Did we buy our Raiders tickets yet? No, I found some, but you want to be on a 50-yard line. I don't know where to get those. I'm trying. I think there's a whole shit ton of tickets available. Nobody's...

Starting point is 00:03:30 Yeah, there's probably... We might be the only ones there. It might be like a clipper game. What are the odds of the Raiders taking it? Or who's... No, dude. I'm a giant Raiders fan. I'm going to have my Howie Long Leather jersey on that was given the dice.

Starting point is 00:03:47 And then Alanor Carrigan gave it to me. It's his authentic jersey. Oh, dude, I want to see that. I will be wearing it. I will be wearing it. And I will be rooting for the... I want the Browns to win so that we can get that number one pick and get that kid from Indiana. I don't want to win another game.

Starting point is 00:04:05 Damn, okay. Yeah, I don't want to win another game, dude. We need a quarterback. I'm tired of this. Let's get a high-end quarterback and then the bullshit. So even if you're up in the fourth quarter, you're still like committed to that every week? Or is it like hard? Every week, dude.

Starting point is 00:04:21 At this point, we have two wins. What are we doing? What is the purpose of another win? what does that do for us what's the worst score what's the worst score in NFL history I don't I don't even know I'm sure it's a Raiders game it's probably like 50 points or something it's not NFL doesn't get too crazy let's see uh biggest well both both both teams the Browns and the Raiders both are two and I think we're two and seven now yeah in some reason you're higher than us on the ranks I don't know why and it's pissing me off

Starting point is 00:04:49 and you guys have all of these first round picture you can use to get that number one pick from the Titans. So we need to get at least number two. I think there's at least two quarterbacks in this trap. These are the most lopsided blowouts in NFL history for courtesy XG here. 66, Chiefs, Broncos, Chiefs, 56, Broncos 10. Cowboys, Lions, and 68. They're all old game because the competitive balance is so good now because of salary cap

Starting point is 00:05:18 and free agency. Cowboys 59, Lions 13. This is like baseball. There's one relatively modern one. 2004, Chiefs, 56, Falcons 10 here. Pat's Bill's 07. But, yeah, it's all in that 40 range. Thank you, Trina, the hottie, who says we're his favorite,

Starting point is 00:05:35 our favorite comedians and podcasters. God bless you. Eddie, I'm so excited to have you on. You're one of my favorite people. I love your text to me. I get, we get the good stuff. Interesting times right now. Isn't it kind of crazy that they somehow decided to, you know,

Starting point is 00:05:55 And the government shut down right after the elections. I mean, it's just such manipulation. It's hilarious. So they did end the shutdown? Yeah, I mean, they basically got the votes now, they said. And they're going to make everybody come back within 35 hours to vote, to, you know, start the government up again. Get those EBT cards to rock him, bro. It's going to be Christmas in these nail shops.

Starting point is 00:06:23 How did the shutdown? how is it affecting flights? Because I'm hearing that all these flights have been canceled because of the shutdown. How does that work? They haven't done it yet, but I have a couple of flight scheduled, Eddie, and I've been getting alerts frequently from American. Like, hey, you may experience delays or cancellations. We're trying our best.

Starting point is 00:06:43 But, yeah, and they've canceled some, but I think they were waiting in hopes that they got something worked out. So, yeah. Well, I mean, if the government's back on, it should be fine. That's what I would assume. But there could be, like, the knock-on effect. you know, like we're maybe something got delayed and it got pushed back and back and back. And what the EBTs...

Starting point is 00:07:01 How is the government... Can you imagine a government airline? Who would take that shit? Well, it's not the airline. It is the, uh, it's the basically the people in the, not even the TSA. The federal aviation administration. Yeah, that's who it is.

Starting point is 00:07:15 They're telling what planes land, what planes not to land. And they're just going to work it on, wing it. Okay. I mean, it's absolutely ridiculous. I mean, they can barely do that. job when they're there you know what i mean i mean we got helicopters crashing in the plane and you got these all these trans at work now at the fAA right they're they can't even get their their their shots anymore so it's chaos there it's chaos people are just walking off there's planes in the air they're like

Starting point is 00:07:41 i'm leaving have you by have you done any research into that job air traffic control most of them have the most outdated equipment like ship from the 70s bro in the 80s like the first computers and they won't upgrade it for some reason and it's just chaos like planes almost colliding all the time it's one if you if you saw it would freak you way more out about flying uh the way some of the i saw a documentary about and it's just ridiculous how close it is yeah all this stuff's old they got nothing but old shit isn't the logic that they have old shit because it's like harder to hack no that's good that's good logic though i think that's a great logic but that's not it they just don't want to spend the money they want to spend the money on

Starting point is 00:08:24 Israel. That money goes to Israel. You're right. So what's new, Eddie? What's the new thing you're into? Anything? Like, where are you at on everything? Are you excited about the 3-Ey Atlas that was supposed to come and terrorize us on New Year, on Halloween that's conveniently now behind the sun? It just shot past us. Is that what we're talking about? It just like didn't even stop? I can't believe

Starting point is 00:08:50 anybody's even taking that serious. I can't. It's just driving me. I mean, it's so obvious that it's fake as shit. I mean, it's so obvious. I can't believe people are entertaining this as like a real thing. I can't believe it. What about that Israeli was like, take your vacation days now? Stupid, dude.

Starting point is 00:09:16 Take your vacation early. Yeah. As an idiot. So what do you think, Sam, about that, about that. s r whatever the fuck they call it the f r what s three eyes three eyes this fake fake shit the three eye atlas thing yes that one what yeah i think it's bullshit i said from the start i was saying on my other show until i got until they're penetrating me i do not care until they're in my guts and make me call them daddy i'm just not going to be into it and i have zero policy in life pretty

Starting point is 00:09:52 much right yeah that's pretty much it until you're in my guts i'm going to assume you're not real okay you know i did have a dream recently it was like it was a super realistic dream where uh they were going for project blue bean they fucking green lit and they just said red tingo and it was nighttime and i'm standing out with my friends i don't remember who was with me but it's like filling the entire sky this this this uh mothership but to me i was like dude you guys you guys believe that's real i was like in my dream like dude that's the hologram that's it ain't real and everybody's like everyone's outside looking at it tripping out it was pretty fucking realistic in my dream it was more realistic than this uh fucking sr 311 atlas i there eddie edie's gonna be the one who's getting

Starting point is 00:10:40 bent over with his ankles by his ears and and he's going to be like you guys believe this this isn't even real it's a hologram it's all that's that real space dick You think faces like that? It's like particle. It's all they got left. That's what is the point of it, then? What do you think the point of it? Do you think this is real?

Starting point is 00:11:07 Do you think I would really suck alien things? You think I'm really working this bag down here? You think I'm really working it? Dude, can you imagine what kind of slime comes out of alien dick when they... Like, dude, it's got to have like space parasites in it or some shit, you know? Yeah, it's not good, dude. It's not good at all. What do you think the point is?

Starting point is 00:11:33 What do you think the point of it was? Just a dry run or something? Get people ready for the... No, it's everything is to get your anxiety up. That's what it's about. But do you know anybody who was anxious about this? Like, do you know any dumb people, like people that dumb that were like, oh, no, not the comment.

Starting point is 00:11:48 Oh, God. Yeah, I mean, dude, it was all over the internet. do you know anybody personally it's emanating energy from it it's like a ripple effect but you personally know any one person who gave a shit about this no no but they did talk i mean joe talked about it like seriously on kore i'm like what like come up he loves space he's really in the space yeah he does love space i mean he's he's got to have those conversations for me it's just like Nah, I'm not buying any of it. Any of it, yeah, as antispecies says.

Starting point is 00:12:24 It's all loose harvesting. You know what? I saw one video, just one video on it. Like, when they, and I couldn't believe, like, to me, it was, the first thing I thought was like, damn, they can't do better graphics than that shit. That's the first thing I thought was, it's amazing that they don't have better fucking graphics in that shit. Yeah. It's crazy.

Starting point is 00:12:51 It looks like Atari. It looks like Atari graphics. It's crazy that we can see a galaxy from a hundred billion light years away, but this thing's supposedly in our thing and all we see is Christmas lights. They're like, look at the Christmas lights. I wonder what their excuse would be for that. I guess their excuse would be that it's relatively

Starting point is 00:13:11 quite small and moving really fast. Yeah, but it's way closer than a star system 400 billion miles away Because the guy that went on Rogans He said it's like seven times faster than like a gun Like a like a bullet like Oh you're seven not eight not six

Starting point is 00:13:29 Seven times that's so dumb not you're right And they all have weird haircuts Like nobody talking about three eye Atlas Has a normal haircut Oh like the guy from Everything looks like Halloween is three six five with them every And that Japanese guy The Japanese, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Makaku, Machaku, Machu Kaku, yeah.

Starting point is 00:13:51 Yeah, that dude, he's all into it. He's all into it. He's talking about it, like, that's a real ass shit. He's into it. Machu, what's his name? Mechukaku, yeah. All right, so what is it, what does his asteroid do different than every other one? Does it, does it, is it throwing out a signal?

Starting point is 00:14:11 I'll sell you what they say. It's interstellar, and we just haven't had that many interstellar objects. means it came from outside of our solar system and it uh there were some things about the way it moved that were like curious to them as according to them like the direction kind of the the path it took there were some like changes in speed which are not typical apparently moving it's moving in an intelligent way it's not a phenomenal phenomenon like there were there were features of like the tail where it almost like preceded it it was like in front of it that some of the some of the like the elements that it was emanating were different than what we would expect.

Starting point is 00:14:52 Yeah, I mean, it's just, I mean, like, that's so funny. It's tail is in the front. Yeah, it reminds me of when they were putting dinosaurs together. And they're like, this is the Ted. This is the tail. The guy's like, oh, it's the other way around. He's like, oh, this is the Ted. This is the, where they're just spitballing stuff at that point.

Starting point is 00:15:12 It's just making stuff up. And everyone's like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. the aliens. I wonder what percentage of people who got the shot are really concerned about the aliens. I would say 85. 85.

Starting point is 00:15:27 Yeah. 85. If you got a booster, a million percent, you believe that shit's real. Yeah, 100%. This says it's only the third confirmed interstellar object to enter our solar system. Its trajectory is hyperbolic,

Starting point is 00:15:44 not bound to the sun, meaning it's simply like passing through. It's not stuck in the gravity. But it went right to the sun. That's kind of weird. And because it's just chilling? It's like behind the sun. Well, I mean, it's just moving.

Starting point is 00:15:58 It's not, you know, nothing. Order in and out and it's heating it in the parking lot. Yeah, I mean, according, you know, there's no, there's nothing to slow you down in space except gravity, apparently. I don't know why it doesn't get yanked by the sun. That's something that's all confusing to me, but it has unusual composition, like I said, and color changes. they said it has large-scale jets and an anti-tail structure, which is what I was talking about, an anti-tail. That's what they call that.

Starting point is 00:16:24 That's their fan. Is that they're called it? Extremely high velocity in age. And then it's a little close for comfort, apparently. They don't like how close it can. Are they saying it's like as big as like a city or a state? Oh, okay. What are they saying?

Starting point is 00:16:43 How big is this thing? It's like three, nine, eleven. it's 100 okay it's not it's relatively small 100 to 300 meters according to this are not big at all

Starting point is 00:16:56 oh wait a minute that's that is three football fields that was just fucking round whoa I nailed you I'm jealous you know their games it's the biggest

Starting point is 00:17:07 three football fields wow it's so big it's 33 9-11 oh wait no no no no I'm sorry that's not right Okay, that's just Chachibati lying again.

Starting point is 00:17:19 You just can't trust that shit. Okay, it says it could be a few hundred meters or a, how do they not know? Or roughly like three and a half miles. You don't know if it's a couple hundred meters or three and a half miles? They're fucking idiots. They're just midballing at this point, dude. They got a bunch of XGs over there. Just go, yeah, you know, it could be anywhere.

Starting point is 00:17:39 It could be eight, a dog. It could be like three nine elevens or fourteen football balls. I don't know. Six, seven, I don't know. Don't do that. They said the most likely diameter is less than a kilometer. But they have no clue, I guess. Great.

Starting point is 00:17:57 Yeah, it's just they're just making shit up because nobody's heat check. Nobody's checking them. We just assume they're, everyone's like, yeah, they're the scientists. Look at there. They got lab coats on a mnemonicle. I really don't think anybody cares, bro. I don't know anybody that cares about this. Not at all, dude.

Starting point is 00:18:12 Whenever, again, I say this all the time, whenever there's like a job. Giant traumatic impact event I like to go to Instagram To see how the how the Instagram models are taking it and they don't care They are ass off face down. It does not matter I was at the gym and I overheard two people Next to me talking about it. They're like one dude is like a trainer and then he had his It was like an older lady he was training and they were talking about it like it was real shit

Starting point is 00:18:41 They were like I over there she said something like well it's supposed to to be behind the sun, you know, right now, but, you know, uh, you know, it's, it's, it's going to make its way. Uh, and then the, the guy goes, how close do you think it's going to get to Earth? And she's like, well, they really don't know right now. They're like talking about it. Like, it's some real shit. It's hilarious.

Starting point is 00:19:02 How close is it going to get to Earth? Dude, we, I mean, we just got to figure out what is the best time for that. I think it's going to be right around when Trump's presidency is coming to an end. and they need to like do something to be like we're going to keep them in and just like dude we can't go to a new president what do you what do you want aOC to talk to the aliens is that what you want you want a big booty latinas talking to them dude we got to keep this guy in dude keep them here that's how we do it i think they have the technology to pull it off now though i think i think i think they had the hologram technology has got to the point where they could

Starting point is 00:19:44 probably pull this off. People are going to fucking believe it. Yeah, I think. I think they could do it. Do you ever get into holograms on 9-11, Eddie? With the plane? Do you have any thoughts on that? Yeah. I, I, anything's possible with 9-11. I mean, it could be, there was no planes, and they just blew those motherfuckers up, and they just said there was planes. Those plants could be, like, holograms, or put in afterwards. I don't, I don't know. Maybe there was planes. Maybe Maybe those really were planes, but it's not crazy to think there was never any planes. Like, how easy would that?

Starting point is 00:20:19 It would be so easy. Just say there was planes. And there was never a live shot. I mean, I could be wrong, but I think there was no live shot of a plane hitting the Twin Towers. It was all just people saying planes hit it, right? And other people, other people were saying, no, dude, bombs were going off. It was bombs. So, well, we had a human vibration on and she was like, there, there are articles in newspapers talk about how the hospitals were all waiting for a ton of people to come in and nobody came in.

Starting point is 00:20:59 She brought up the articles on the show. So you're saying no people died? No, I'm not. I'm not saying anything. I'm just telling you what articles were written right around that. Yeah, there's, there's theories that the. opposite is pretty empty these are dangerous conspiracies

Starting point is 00:21:17 I feel like haven't we seen on the news though wasn't it live on the news when the plane hit I mean are you saying maybe you couldn't exactly see like that it was a plane is that what you mean like because I don't think that was I don't know because I think the second one like the second one was live on like CNN and shit when it when it hit

Starting point is 00:21:33 I believe I just know maybe you couldn't see like the actual airframe or whatever I don't think any I don't know maybe maybe but I don't think I could be wrong but I don't think that was any live shots of planes hitting anything. I think that all the video of planes hitting the towers were not live. And some people think that all that footage, any plane footage was like doctored and

Starting point is 00:22:01 put in at like afterwards, CGI plans. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not saying that I know anything. I'm just saying anything's possible. They fucking, you know. That's my old thing. Anything is possible.

Starting point is 00:22:12 it is all i think it's i think they just have layers of the seat and if one doesn't work the next one's there or maybe they all work and everyone's fighting over what are the the layers of the seat that's the same thing with the charlie kirk situation i just think they had so many layers of the seat and they're all there to just run interference so no one knows exactly what was happening i mean i'm all down with the direct energy weapon theory i mean because those towers were dust find that's a fact those towers turned to dust where's the rubble where do the towers go

Starting point is 00:22:47 just like that dr judy moscavovitch or whatever her name is yeah that to me that makes sense they blew them up definitely bombs went off we know for a fact there's like just tons of firefighters

Starting point is 00:23:02 and witnesses said bombs were going off bombs are being fucking detonated like multiple bombs so bombs definitely went off but I could see the bombs and direct energy

Starting point is 00:23:16 weapons working together. Blow them up with a drone plane or a plane. What we know didn't happen was 19 hijackers. Like I can say with 100% positivity. I mean literally 100% 19 hijackers did not

Starting point is 00:23:34 cause that. I can say that without cause it. I think it's possible that there were hijackers who thought they were doing the whole thing. You know what I mean? because that helps. I just, my whole thing is this. It's like if you're a person, especially a grown-ass man on that plane,

Starting point is 00:23:51 and you know something is bad and it's not going to get better unless you do something about it. And all they have are box cutters. Like, you know, box cutters, is it like Crocodile Dundee? That's on my expenses and not, you know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 00:24:08 It's like little cutters, like ding, ding, ding, ding. like what are we going to let a bunch of tiny ass dudes like yeah i mean i hate when i went to afghanistan johnny let me say this when i went to afghanistan okay i um they were talking about how the problem the afghanis have is that their nutrition has been so bad for so long that they they don't have good eyesight they're not super strong and all that stuff so you're telling me and i know saudi arabia is not afghanistan these guys had also been in the the country for a long time, too, in the U.S. Doing yay-yo with strippers.

Starting point is 00:24:45 They're not, they weren't, they weren't doing cross-it. That's like Sonic powering up with rings. That's gets you ready. I mean, it's possible. But I don't, I don't believe any of it, dude. I don't believe that part of story at all. Those, the first couple of planes, what they say anyway is, and believe it or not, I mean, whatever, because I don't think this is the only part, obviously.

Starting point is 00:25:06 But that nobody knew that that was what was going to, you know, I don't know how anybody knows that they didn't think that but they the report was that people started to get the word on the other plane that like you know the one that vaporized uh that and that's what that's the cover story for why yeah listen guys hold on hold on Xavier listen I don't want to bring a lot anxiety to everybody I don't want like deal with a lot of stress for these people and that's why I want to tell you about our good friends at cornbread have okay have you been looking for natural way to relieve aches and discomfort the CBD gummies from cornbread hemp are formulated with your body not against your body okay yes see corn bread hemp I should have yeah

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Starting point is 00:29:20 saying this is this doesn't make any sense they're saying where's the how come there was no funeral there was no this there was no that he never did this they never did that like is that true? Like there was no funeral? Why wouldn't there be a funeral? Johnny thoughts on that. Johnny loves to read obituaries. They had that big memorial service, but I still haven't heard anything about a funeral. Yeah, I haven't

Starting point is 00:29:44 heard anything about that. You never like a lot of these things you don't hear about the funerals. Like a burial, right? That's what we're saying, like a burial service. Yeah. Or whatever. Like the conspiracy theirs are saying, this is bullshit because no autopsy, no autopsy, no real autopsy.

Starting point is 00:29:59 Nobody knows. Yeah. that's all true that's all true yeah I mean from what I know dude and then they there was supposedly I don't know if this is true or not

Starting point is 00:30:11 hold on guys supposedly there was a where he got shot in that little booth there was supposedly like a like a entrance to like some kind of basement

Starting point is 00:30:23 we're talking tunnel tunnel tunnels yes there were tunnel Jews yes there were tunnel and then they and then they they they They put cement over it, right?

Starting point is 00:30:33 Is that real? Well, yeah, they immediately were, like, renovating that space. It's so bizarre that they would... Never seen anything like that before. I mean, the only time we saw something of that was 9-11, right? Dangerous conspiracies. Very dangerous. And they shipped all the shit off to Asia?

Starting point is 00:30:51 Yeah. Yeah, I love how we're like... Before we get off on 9-11 and go into... Well, real quick, Eddie, before we get... to go i want to say on 9-11 because this is geoffrey wilson of the cult of uh his new show okay uh i saw the second plane hit live that's geoffrey wilson he's super deep we did a show with him you remember we did in st louis and you're trying to convince him a flat earth yes hey geoffrey did you and could you see it was a plane or i mean could it have been an explosion in a missile that looked like a plane

Starting point is 00:31:26 Jeffrey. A drone. See, that's the thing. I don't find that relevant, Sam, that if it was a... Because that implies that they don't, they would like want to spare the lives of the people on the plane. No, or they just took them out. Right, but why wouldn't they just remote pilot

Starting point is 00:31:41 the plane? It's way easier to fucking... If you want something blown up, dude, you're going to fucking rely on some dudes that don't fly planes. Like you... Jeffrey Wilson says definitely a plane. it's way easier to blow it up and send a missile or whatever a drone that's way easier than like like uh because it wasn't like um uh the intelligence agencies for multiple countries were not involved so if they were involved i mean there was a cover-up so of course they were all involved i would they needed they needed it to blow up it wasn't like oh my god they're going to blow this thing they planned it was planned so if you planned something just like a school shooter

Starting point is 00:32:25 they don't generally like why would you you need the school shooting to go on you need some people to die or whatever you're going to rely on this crazy kid that you've been you've been uh no but i think the the idea is that that it was like remote piloted you know it was like a drone essentially yeah it could be anything i don't know maybe there was a plane maybe there's jeffrey wilson says it was definitely a plane and he he was there probably like fucking 12 years old too jeffered was he is are you that young geoffrey i don't know there's people that say Jeffrey's like I think he's almost 50 there's people that say hey we landed on the moon I saw it on TV I saw it on TV we landed on the moon I saw that with my own eyes I was three years old he's saying that it could have been a drone he just

Starting point is 00:33:13 saw something fly into the building I'm I'm what I was live and it wasn't live but maybe he just remembered it oh I it was live I saw it Jeffrey Wilson goes pretty deep. He's been on my show many times. You know, he goes pretty deep. Yeah, yeah, he did a show with us. You remember he was there the day that Epstein was on a live? Do you remember that?

Starting point is 00:33:38 And we did that big show was Conspiracy Christmas. Damn, it was that day. I don't remember. Yeah, he was there. He was there for that. You guys were discussing Freemasons. Yeah, what was that? We were having a debate about Free Mason.

Starting point is 00:33:53 good guys bad guys see like the one the one i think wasn't a plane was uh the pentagon because there's no there's no seeds there's nothing that has to do with with that yeah that definitely that was either it was a bomb at the pentagon

Starting point is 00:34:09 either based on what i saw my guess it was a bomb they just blew that fucking accounting office away or they just shot a missile into it something like that yeah i didn't see no way it's a missile how about the new January 6th thing you see that he that they've they've discovered who they believe the J6 bomber was who like set the bomb there it didn't go off but who they think it was who was it was a capital police officer who was a chick who then became a CIA they instantly promoted to the CIA and now she's kind of gone on the run nobody knows where she is but they matched it Johnny were we talking about the

Starting point is 00:34:53 last night, Johnny? Yeah, we did it on Broken Sim. It's out now. Check it up. Yeah, we watched it and it's basically that they did it based on her walk. Yeah, they used government tech basically to identify her, which I believe it if they, yeah, it's called a

Starting point is 00:35:08 gate matching technology. They analyze everything about like the orientation of your hips when you walk the way your knees been. And it's like a thumbprint apparently. They said they're 98% certain. So everybody has a certain walk. Is that what they're saying? That's what they say.

Starting point is 00:35:24 Yeah. Yours is like we tell you because your knuckles are dragging on the ground. Of course. And then you got your heavy legs. Remember when they got your heavy legs? Yeah. They've been telling us that blood spatter was real for in, for what, 50 years and none of that shit. It's all bullshit.

Starting point is 00:35:40 Yeah. Well, what, say that again? Blood spatter analysis, that's, that's pseudoscience. It's total bullshit. Like DNA stuff? Yeah. No, no, no. Like, you know how they'll come in and animal.

Starting point is 00:35:52 like, well, this looks like he took the axe and lifted it back and the blood went flying on, you know, they have guys come in that all that Dexter shit. That Dexter shit. Right, yeah, yeah. That's all bullshit. It's all, it's all I believe that. I don't even need to see a video. I just, like, of course. Like, I believe it. You said it

Starting point is 00:36:08 with confidence. I believe you, Johnny. With the confidence you said that, I believe you're telling the truth. Dude, they found out with polygraph, you know, lie detection, that most of those, they find out you're lying because you admit it. That's how polygraph works. not because there's like really you know most people can or not most people but a lot of people can just lie and it shows no or they get so nervous that there's no sign you know it kind of

Starting point is 00:36:32 confuses it most people just admit it when it comes the line though when it comes the line i can see i believe uh that lie detectors work because you can you can see do you remember the do you remember the movie true romance yeah of course course dude sicilians bro i'm sicilian i love that I love that scene. Do you remember the part that we're talking about when Christopher Walking was talking about pantomimes? No, I remember when he's talking about, you know what, Pantamines? Facilians. Yeah, that's exactly the scene, though.

Starting point is 00:37:08 But he was talking about pantomimes. You know what pantomimes are? What? Pantamines are ticks you do when you lie. Like when, like he says girls have nine, guys have seven, something like that. I could have been. But when someone lies. like a girl like if someone lies sometimes they like pull their hair back like this and sometimes

Starting point is 00:37:27 they touch their nose that shit's fucking real that's real because they they uh you could tell when someone's line when you you catch them off guard and that that's how they do with with lie detector test like whenever you just ask them regular questions easy questions regular questions easy questions easy questions, baseline, baseline, and then you go, and then you ask them a serious question, and then boom, they twitch, they do something, they touch their nose, they pull their hair behind their ear. That gets fucking real, dude.

Starting point is 00:37:58 That's real. I've, I used to, long time ago, long time ago, when I was 21 or 22, I was dating a severe drug addict, a girl who was addicted to meth. She was, and I didn't understand how strong meth addiction was. I didn't know, she couldn't quit. She was telling me she quit, and I believed her at first. I found out she did math, and she said, oh, I'm going to quit.

Starting point is 00:38:27 I'm going to quit. I'm sorry. I was just trying to lose weight. I didn't want to be fat. I'm like, okay, all right, that's cool. You're going to quit? She goes, yeah, I'm done. I'm like, okay.

Starting point is 00:38:34 And I didn't know. It took me a couple years to find out she was fucking lying to me. And she never quit. And she had the secret life going on. And I didn't know what the fuck to do. So a friend of mine recommended to go to the Radio Shack and start taping your phone calls. So with a little tape recorder, you could tape your own phone. It was my phone and my house.

Starting point is 00:38:57 She didn't live with me, but she would come over, and then I would go to work in the morning, and she would stay at my house and then leave later. But she would get on my phone. This is before cell phones. This was 1991, 92. I'm in Hollywood. would. So I decided I just start taping my phone calls. You go to radio

Starting point is 00:39:14 shack and get this. So every time someone picks up a phone like old rotary phones, it doesn't work anymore because everyone has cell phones. No one has an old phone. And there's no radio chat. Yeah. So anytime, so there's a tape recorder and, you know, that records, you'll have a tape all day. You have a tape. And you can listen to your phone calls. It was my phone. Nobody was on my phone except me. Why would I want to listen to my own fucking phone calls? But

Starting point is 00:39:38 when I left from work, I'm like, I knew she was fucking lying to me, she would call up her drug her drug dealer and set up all this shit and I would hear this shit on the fucking phone.

Starting point is 00:39:52 So when I would ask her about it, she would do all those fucking panamines. She would, I could tell she was on it. I'm like, damn, look at her lying. She would do everything. She would go like that. She would touch her gnomes.

Starting point is 00:40:04 It was, that shit's real. That shit's real. And that's detective. There's like high level lie detectives. that could just, they just watch people get interrogated and they know if they're lying or not. Just like the scene, just like the scene in, in true romance. That shit's real.

Starting point is 00:40:19 There's poker to be 100% to be admissible in court. You know, it's got about to scare. And Eddie, how lucky are you that you got the only tweaker that didn't take appliances apart? You got really lucky on that. I fucking caught her. She was full of shit. I love her you gave her a chance over years.

Starting point is 00:40:39 This time, you're telling the truth. right but dude it's kind of crazy because you know now now this is like completely a CIA intelligence event January 6th like now the bombers even CIA I mean which we all knew Charlie Kirk thing in 9-11 is the one thing I wanted to say is JFK all that shit no 9-11 you could watch they can make a documentary if they want to cover everything 9-11 the documentary would be 18 hours there's so much shit on 9-11 right there's so much shit nobody was held accountable for that shit there's all this it's so obvious it was a false flag it was so obvious but nobody there's nobody's held accountable look at the epstein list um except for like john luke brunel he got busted

Starting point is 00:41:31 there's been there was a couple guys that went down with uh the epstein they're dead now But overall, all the people on that list, no one's going to be held accountable. They got promoted, dude. They got, they got, they got, like, just like the governor, FBI, false flag, you know, when they were going to kidnap the governor, the person who ran that got moved to J6, and he was running that. Yeah, nobody's being held accountable for him. Dude, think about, I would have loved there.

Starting point is 00:42:05 9-11, nobody went to jail for that. Dick Cheney died peacefully. I mean, it's ridiculous. They had like 400, like, flight simulations going on in the air. Like air defense simulations, nobody knew if they were coming or going. Just like on October 6th in Israel, they sent their number one anti-terrorism unit all the way to California. Like, it's just, like, ridiculous. I would love to have been.

Starting point is 00:42:35 there's the first day that the guy from the the michigan governor siop was brought in and he's like hey guys just wanted to meet everybody just wanted to say very excited to work with you guys and i'm not here to change anything dude i'm just here to make sure the you know the wheels keep turning and everyone has a good job and i'm looking forward to meeting everybody and i know the uh we just had a holiday party so i'm sad i missed it but you know maybe we can all get together and go down to applebees and catch up and get to know each other but just want to say i'm here I'm just I'm just a plus I'm not here to change the way you operate

Starting point is 00:43:09 or get rid of anybody I just want to make sure this operation goes off and let's get these domestic terrorists right in a count three domestic terrorists one two three domestic terrorists you know what I'm saying like it must have been just a crazy ass I mean dude it's so I like I like the idea of those operatives showing up and them all realizing they know each other you know what I mean maybe

Starting point is 00:43:28 it's like oh shit there's billy and Tommy and Jerry from what if you're like hooking up with a chick Johnny and she keeps trying to be next to you at the at the rally you're like move over there I know I told you I talked to after move over go on the other side you're going to come next to me

Starting point is 00:43:47 you're going to blow my cover you're going to play everyone you think you think I mean it is pretty crazy that after all this time all the Russia gate crossfire hurricane shit's coming out and and all the indictments with Comey and Clapper and John Brennan that's pretty crazy

Starting point is 00:44:04 but we'll see if anything goes down they could easily just let them walk you know what I mean but they are being investigated very interesting but it's very hard for me to believe that anything's actually going to happen the reason it's hard to believe is because then they open up the door for them to be investigated that's the big thing everybody works kind of together

Starting point is 00:44:24 you know to make sure to make sure that you know nobody that's why everybody gets their freaking that's why everyone gets a presidential pardon I mean they all do if they investigate one side I mean whoever they throw in the bus is told

Starting point is 00:44:42 listen we're throwing you in the bus we're going to get you right out it's just this is all theater but no one really I mean when George Bush and Henry Kissinger and Rothschilds and Dick Cheney all die peacefully you know I have a conspiracy this from Trina again how how does flooding happen you're telling me there's absolutely nowhere the water can go hey man those are hot chick questions right there those are hot chick questions and we're all for it

Starting point is 00:45:10 at five bucks a pop you can ask any question you want what do you think of the u.c fighters throwing fights i think i think it's a lot more prevalent than you know here's the whole thing everyone's getting mad at these fighters throwing fights nobody seems to be getting mad and the fbi doesn't seem to be investigating the nfl the nba when it's so obvious obvious that they're manipulating outcome so they get the right teams in the right places. I mean, it's so obvious. Baseball, too.

Starting point is 00:45:41 It was really hard. In regards to fixing games, like NFL and basketball, it was really hard. I got friends, oh, he said, dude, it's rig, it's rig, it's rig, it's rig, sending me clips and plays. Look, he didn't even try to tackle him here. There's a, there's, it's really hard. for me for the longest time until recently to wrap my brain around how someone could uh fix a football game and i thought the only way you can fix a football game is you got to have you got to have like a super corrupt ref or something you see this you know over the let me finish let me finish

Starting point is 00:46:22 um so i was like there's no way you're going to convince a fucking quarterback or uh a running back or someone to fix like i couldn't wrap my brain around i go the only way is like through the refs i guess that's the only way because the reps because you could call a holding play every fucking play so i so with that damn you just use them you use those holding uh penalty calls whenever you need them you know because every play there's holding and every play there's passing offense pass interference going on every fucking play so maybe that's how they do it and then the reps have the power same thing with basketball like there's always fouls going on and they call them maybe they got the umpires and the

Starting point is 00:47:07 refs um that's the only way but but Eddie did you see I mean okay go I got you go I got me so just a couple days ago I see you know that famous former mob guy Mark Martin Serenzy or Forenzy yeah that guy's great yeah that guy I heard him talk about how they rig sports I'm like Oh, my God, that's it. That's fucking it. They get the players all addicted to gambling, and then they're always going to be in debt. So they say, well, we'll wipe off this fucking debt

Starting point is 00:47:43 if you fucking throw two interceptions. And then the quarterback goes, okay. You know, that's why they don't talk. Because why would they talk? Because it's about their own debt. Because I couldn't fathom trying to convince someone paying them or offering them money to,

Starting point is 00:48:00 fix a game and it hasn't come out eventually there's going to be a like a football play like fuck that they offered me fucking you know a million dollars to throw this fucking game and I said fuck that there would be people talking about it but this way they get degenerate gambler players get them out of their debt but they got to do something and if they don't do it they're going to get fucking whacked so what that's the way he explained it because we just get these we That's how we fix games. I'll pull that up because that video is great, Sam. You'll love this.

Starting point is 00:48:33 You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I just saw it. Right there, right there, I'm like, oh my God, that's how they fucking do it. They get everybody into gambling and they got all these people in debt and they lose them. Isn't that how they got Michael Jordan? It wasn't he in debt some shit and supposedly had to pay some shit back? Maybe, maybe. All right.

Starting point is 00:48:55 Here, this is the video. Let me just kind of jump ahead here. two tie on this because I'm working here it is, check it out. The league and the NCAA about gambling and players getting involved in it for third year. As a matter of fact, I was

Starting point is 00:49:10 out of prison when I was about six months away from coming home and started working with all the major leagues back then. And obviously that was followed up by the NCAA and I've done over 300 universities both Division 1 and Division 2

Starting point is 00:49:26 speaking to all the student athletes over the years. why do they pick me? Because I had a big gambling operation on the street. I had 12 or 13 bookmakers working for me at that time. And so obviously I knew a lot of athletes get in trouble all the time, you know, with respect to gambling. It happens. I don't like to throw a wide net over everybody. But listen, you got to understand with athletes, gambling is an extension of their competitiveness. They raise the stakes when they gamble. And this is what happens. Many of them get in trouble, whether they be in pros or in college, but it's been happening, and it will continue to happen. Now, four of the five New York families were involved in this investigation.

Starting point is 00:50:07 It just broke this morning. And, you know, oddly enough, the Colombo is my former associates, my former family, they weren't involved. So either they were smart and didn't get themselves in trouble or somehow they're missing the boat. I don't know what it is. But let's get into this a little bit. Let me make you understand this, people. it's always going to continue. I did a, you know, a media deal this morning and they said to me, Michael, we haven't heard much about organized crime, you know, ever since, you know, the gaudy days. We haven't heard much. You don't hear that much. Let me tell you something. They got smart. They're working undercover now. It's not the same as it was in my lifetime. No doubt about that. But they're not going away. And I've said this many times. They're not going away in my lifetime. They're very resourceful. And gambling will always be a major business of Cozanostra. That's just how it is. It's very attractive. It's very

Starting point is 00:51:00 lucrative. Guys love to gamble and they love to make money by gambling. So yes, they're going to continue. Are the sports leagues going to be targeted? Of course. Because they know athletes are easy prey in many, many cases. I'm sorry. They used to come to me. You know, my bookmakers and tell me things, which I'll get into a little bit. Athletes are easy prey. They get themselves in trouble. They owe a debt and they got to do whatever they got to do to get out of it. You know, sometimes we have to intimidate them. Sometimes they just play along with us, whatever. But it happens and it's not going to stop happening. Why? Because today, athletes have more access to gambling than they did in my day. Back in my day,

Starting point is 00:51:39 you had to go to a bookmaker. You had to go to Vegas, maybe Atlantic City. Today, no. Today, you can get, you can gamble anywhere. So what happens? When they gamble legally and they lose their money legally, what do they do then? They try to make it up somewhere. They turn to a bookmaker. They have relationships on the street that say, I know how to get you out of this. Don't worry about it.

Starting point is 00:52:00 And they do what Chauncey Billups does and a few of the other guys. And this is a widespread net that they seem to have pulled out over here. I'm going to get into it. I'm going to read you an article so you know exactly what I'm talking about. That's enough. That's enough. So there it is. There it is.

Starting point is 00:52:15 That's how they do it. They get the athletes that are in trouble with gambling debts. They get them to fucking throw interceptions. man that and not only that but like i mean like price picks where like you can pick if the guy's going to make certain amount of baskets that's really easy for you not to make if someone tells you hey just make sure you to make 20 instead of 19 and no one's going to catch you not making 19 instead of 20 years it's a normal mistake all he may night it's that close usually it's like in that in that video he says like what they tell them they go listen we'll get you out of this

Starting point is 00:52:47 listen the next three passes you throw you throw right to the other team Three passes in a row. Throw it to the other fucking team. And you're going to do whatever the fuck we say. Yeah, I mean, do you see that comment that I put up about the three refs from last year's playoff run? They basically got fired in the offseason. They were the ones who were reffing Chiefs games.

Starting point is 00:53:12 And it was so obvious that they wanted the Chiefs in the Super Bowl. And that's what I'm saying, dude. like that call when the Rams went to when the Rams went to the Super Bowl I mean that was such an obvious pass interference and the guy was staring right at it and he didn't even call it like how do you do that yeah they probably got the they probably got the

Starting point is 00:53:35 refs like in gambling debt as well the reps are probably get out of debts you know if you owe like dude that is just so easy promote gamble up the ass, Fanduil, draft king,

Starting point is 00:53:51 promote the shit out of it. And you can have a lot of motherfuckers who are in debt who can help you out a little bit. Yeah, I agree, dude. It's kind of crazy, bro. Where'd Johnny go, by the way? Where did Johnny go?

Starting point is 00:54:07 He says, hey. Disappeared. Oh, he's back. Okay. Johnny's back. Now he wants back in, huh? You know, Johnny, okay. That's how you want to do it. Yeah, it's crazy, dude.

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Starting point is 00:56:47 were because you can bet on what the pitch is going to be and they were they were being told what pitches to throw so they made it so that now you can only bet a maximum of $200 on those things because it was just fixed like fully fixed you see how you could bet so what if you could bet that if the guy was going to throw a curveball next and if you threw a curveball you bet balls and sure yeah you could probably bet strikes but this guy was people were betting whether you throw a ball

Starting point is 00:57:16 or a strike on the first one and some of them were so obviously bad and it's hilarious because there's one that's so bad that Andy Pahas swings on and that means the guy probably lost on that bet and everyone's congratulating Pai has for screwing up this guy.

Starting point is 00:57:32 Yeah. Do you think do you think it could affect politics because you know how you can gamble on the election now? You think there's any way if there's any big whales in there that could change the fucking outcome of whatever law or... You could gamble on politics? How does that work?

Starting point is 00:57:48 Yeah, you can literally... Who's going to win? Who's going to lose? It's not technically. I mean, yeah, you've always been able to do that, right? But you're talking about like polymarking stuff, right? Where I made markets for... Yeah, Caliche. It's the other one? Calci, yeah. Yeah. And yeah, you can bet like you can literally bet

Starting point is 00:58:04 if Trump's going to go for third term, literally. And then if he wrote... I mean, some very dumb bets out there, but they're there. Which I don't know if it's going to affect the election or anything like that. Yeah, here's the story. MLB worked with its legal sports book partners. to create a $200 bet limit on pitch level markets and prohibit these from being in props. So you can't get the pitch level stuff in the props anymore to multiply the value. Is there any betting on an over under on how many illegals are going to get deported?

Starting point is 00:58:33 I'm sure you can. I'm sure you're going to $5 million, right? New market. You just need like 10 more departed. You just start grabbing Latinos and handing them the ice. Yeah, just calling ice Another one another one another one Waiting in the Dodgers parking lot

Starting point is 00:58:50 Have you heard about the ostrich holocaust Yes Aren't they claiming bird flu or some shit They bait well the thing about ostriches They have the antibodies to fight it And they just all like thousands They have the antibodies to fight what? Bird flu

Starting point is 00:59:10 That's what they're saying But bird flu is you know what the flu is. The flu is your body detoxing. Yeah, I'm with you, dude. I'm with you. You know me. I'm a no virus guy.

Starting point is 00:59:25 Dangerous, dangerous conspiracies, dangerous conspiracies. Yes, harmful conspiracy theories. Harmful dangerous conspiracies. You know me, dude. You know how I roll. Yeah. But that's what everybody's saying. It's like they're also trying to kill the food supply.

Starting point is 00:59:40 We're seeing it done in real time. The people eat ostrac. It's so crazy. Yeah. You can have ostrich meat. There's ostrich burgers. Yep, yep, yep. Yeah, we're terrain theory around here, dude.

Starting point is 00:59:53 We're terrain theory. But so crazy, they went in a night like sniper fire, like some video game and just took them all out. So crazy. What is going on in Canada? I know, man. It's like they just flipped a switch and went nuts up there. Because Canada was the best country to visit to do stand-up. It was the best.

Starting point is 01:00:14 they got it and now it's like crazy town and like half the country is going to like secede from the other half like everyone wants to leave um the Toronto area they want to get out of there Ontario they want to get out of there too dodo is totally gone now yeah now he's banging katie perry what is that weird relationship yeah yeah yeah he's the pegging she must be doing there's no way she doesn't peg that guy there's no way there's no way it's like yeah it's like it how do

Starting point is 01:00:50 those two come together like who hooked that up I think he was waiting for it he's probably waiting for it you want to get out of office his best friend went to jail for like sex crimes that's a hey

Starting point is 01:01:04 why be your best friend oh he's a weird though I didn't know it he kept it to himself and then you look at Trudeau's like charity it's literally the boy love symbol from the FBI. It's so crazy. And then he lived right down the street from that cereal pig farm.

Starting point is 01:01:22 Pickton. The Picton. Yeah. He lives right on the street. Yeah. Dude, the guys, you ever see Trudeau's reaction to his brother dying?

Starting point is 01:01:30 He's like smiling. He's like, ooh. Someone said that Katie Perry is gross. I don't know if I go that far. No. Gross? No.

Starting point is 01:01:40 Come on. I can say. Look at those titty. Oh, puffy. Oh, my God. yeah it's very crazy dude it's it's crazy time seems like everything's going on have you heard the new anne haish theory eddie no there's a new one my god well that the movie she was gonna put out was about uh elaine ellen degenres we're not gonna get into because he's a dangerous dangerous

Starting point is 01:02:06 conspiracy harmful conspiracy theory harmful conspiracies you know oh wait a wait it was a doctor documentary on Ellen DeGeneres, and who was putting that out? I remember her old girlfriend, Ann Heshoe, they said everyone went crazy on, and that they, like, she crashed into that house, and they show, they show firefighters putting her on, like, a gurney or something, and she gets up right in the middle of it, trying to get away, and they're like, sit down. One guy, one guy doesn't even have a fire helmet on. He has, like, a construction helmet on. It was, like, so obvious they weren't real firefighters. Have you ever seen that video?

Starting point is 01:02:45 Yeah, I saw it. That's crazy. It's crazy, dude. Yeah, she's going to put one out. About what dark stuff she's into. And it never came out. They shut it down. They killed her.

Starting point is 01:02:59 They didn't shut it down. They killed her. Apparently, we're up against Candace Owens right now. Oh, number one. She's number one. Oh, poor XG lost his number one spot. I know. It's okay, though.

Starting point is 01:03:09 Candice owns an XG going at it. She's going hard, dude. Yeah. What's your thoughts on Candace Owens, Eddie? I like her. I like she's got tremendous balls. Her balls are probably bigger than Joey Diaz. Joey has a big sack.

Starting point is 01:03:30 Yeah, he's got a big sack. And I think Candice's sack is bigger. Man, she's going for it. Like, I mean, damn, they've got to be like strategizing on how to kill her you know what i mean they're probably like they're trying to figure it out like how do we get rid of this bitch you know she she shouldn't leave her mansion i wouldn't even have a chef i'd i'd be making my own meals if you're talking like that about about fucking israel yeah isn't that why uh trump drinks diet coke and eats mcdonalds because there's he knows it's not poison

Starting point is 01:04:00 well it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not illegal poison that food is garbage for you so in a weird way it is poison i mean it's great crazy dude but it's poison but it's the kind of poison that takes you know 50 years to kill you as opposed to uh 50 seconds what do you think about everybody in comment section saying she's an op okay okay if she kind of is she is number one if you i mean it is kind of weird to be like how she became number one unless the media unless the people really talk anybody could be an op but but what's the angle like uh she's so she's going to so hard against

Starting point is 01:04:42 Israel, like what's the angle? Why is that? How is that an op? People are going nuts in the comment section right now. Well, the whole theory, the theory from the op people are that her job is to corral everybody in the conspiracies and then at some point

Starting point is 01:05:01 she's going to get something so wrong purposefully that it demoralizes that whole camp. How do you know that? How do you know that based on what she's done? though like what about that's that's the theory that's the theory i'm just telling you don't hey no no i'm not it's not you i'm into i'm to people who believe that like what has she done that tips you off that's what in the comments is really who i'm asking and no but even when she's

Starting point is 01:05:27 been wrong she admits it so she's not one to stand ground on whatever she says so even if she does get something wrong i highly doubt she's going to sit there and still be like that's not true that's the problem being a conspiracy theorist you're not allowed to be wrong like the media the government law enforcement they can all lie all the time and they still have credibility with everybody but the minute you know a conspiracy theorist gets something wrong everything they've ever said in their life is considered you know yeah yeah like a lie right yeah randy says that it's the fact that she's still alive yeah Yeah, her husband, here it is from, this is, once again, Jeffrey Wilson.

Starting point is 01:06:12 Her husband's father is in the House of Lords, which is a big pre-Mason group. There's a lot of Freemason. Who do you think they'd rather take down, Tucker or Candace, if they had to pick one? Because they're both, they hate both of them right now. They're both trying to go after either or. I mean, like, you know, go on. well it all you know it all depends what the the big picture is if the you know because some people think that um uh Israel is purposely trying to be uh hated on for some biblical prophecy yeah right

Starting point is 01:06:53 that's true if that's true and if candace and Tucker are plants maybe that's their job is to get because some people think what's really going on is they're purposely trying to get hated on so that the world hates Israel and then there's World War III and then Israel wins and it's part of some kind of biblical prophecy. So if that's true, and I'm not saying it is, I don't fucking know what to believe, but if that's the truth, then I could see, oh, okay, I could see Candace and Tucker. I could see their role. But I don't, don't know if that's true i don't know if they're purposely if israel's purposely tanking um or it's i think they are dude i really do think they are i mean they could they could wipe out

Starting point is 01:07:46 the palestinians instantly they could shut down anyone putting out any videos they could not be saying all the absolutely insane stuff they're saying like they're there their politicians are saying unholy stuff like how do they get away with that like why would you say the stuff you're saying if you weren't trying to piss people off. So you believe that conspiracy theory that they're purposely tanking. Yes.

Starting point is 01:08:16 They want everyone mad at them because they want because, listen, there's layers to this stuff like everything else. Like, you know, we had Jay Dyer just on him. I was discussing this with him about like are the Rothschilds

Starting point is 01:08:31 really into Zionism? or is it really just about controlling trade routes? And it's a little bit of both. I think some of them are really into Zionism, and I think some of them just want to control that trade route. So they want chaos over there, because they basically weaponize a group of people over there, introduce them into an area like a parasite,

Starting point is 01:08:53 and they just start taking more and more land so they can control that land bridge, which is the quickest trade route to get goods from Africa and Asia into Europe. That's what old Kazarians did. I know there's people who hate the Khazarian theory, but Khazarians controlled trade routes. They controlled a giant, giant chunk of the Silk Road. So this fits in exactly what they're doing.

Starting point is 01:09:15 Now, are there ones in the Rothschilds that do believe in Zionism? Yes, of course. They do want that. Why wouldn't they want that? But at the end of the day, I think it's all about just controlling that old, that giant trade route. That's what everything there, but that's what the new is, the new, the greater Israel projects about. you think there's any uh rothschild's like cousins or nephews where they're they're they're trying to do the right thing and they're fighting again yeah the good Rothschild they could be a they could be a Netflix uh theories on that a spin off spin off i'm sure there's a the artsy one who just wants to make art to help humanity he's like i'm just making art to heal the people and they're like

Starting point is 01:10:03 I hate I hate Jebediah Rothschild. Yeah, he's my son. I'm sure that's how Brian Kellen's dad feels about him. It's like, yeah, it's my theatrical son. He does theater. Darren Rothschild, that's the thing.

Starting point is 01:10:21 Darren. Remember that shit. He's trying to do the right shit. Yeah, I mean, like, dude, rich kids, there's a ton of times where rich kids hate their parents. I mean, like the grandson of, um, Larry Fink is constantly railing against that guy, constantly.

Starting point is 01:10:39 They wake up, they're like, I hate my dad, I hate my grandpa, you know, why the whole time just living off the nipple, you know, it happens. Yeah, for sure. So I wouldn't, I would say there's definitely some of them. I mean, like, I was talking the other day about how the baby boomers are like the worst generation of all time. Like they were all just like hippies and now they're just greedy fucks. right like they're all just like free love and all they push all these c i they completely manipulated

Starting point is 01:11:08 by the cia pushing out all these fucking these siops on everybody and now they're just like they don't be like they don't give a shit they'll sell their they'll sell their their kids house to a black rock to make twice a profit they don't give a shit they don't care but i'm sure there's a couple of them are like oh these mean rough childs even if he's my dad and then they get to a certain age, you're like, I don't care. I want to be a banker now. Yeah, everyone's like kumbaya until they get to certain age and they're to decide what they want to do with their life. Do you think they have like Mexican cousin Rothschilds? Do you think there's some Mexican Rothschilds? I'm sure. Dude, I think there's Asian Rothschilds. I think there's like,

Starting point is 01:11:52 and when we say Rothschilds, I'm talking secret society families. Like the Lees are supposedly the Rothschilds of China. And the whole thing was like the Bank of England goes to China and goes, give us your shit. We're going to wreck you. And they're like, why would we give you our shit when we could just wreck you? And they're like, whoa. And then that's when they started teaching them about Confucianism, which is Confucianism when you go really deep is like the basis of a lot of this like dark arch magic that a lot of these like Western secret families push. It was like, let's just work together and just control the masses. There are, hey, there are Brazilian Rothschilds, though.

Starting point is 01:12:33 Have you, have you heard of them? Are you telling me the Latin America where all the Nazis went? There could be a couple like fucking lizard people. Yeah, the main, the main one is Flavio Hothschild. They don't say Rothschild. That's hilarious. Are you a Rothschild? No, I'm a...

Starting point is 01:12:52 Look them up. Flavio Hothschild. Johnny, that's where you type. Look up stuff. Did you do that for us? I thought that was XG's job. Yeah. No, you have no job now, so this is your job.

Starting point is 01:13:03 You press keys because we'd like someone who could spell to do it. I do agree with that. I'm not going to be able to be able to. There's another one name, Hanato Hothschild. He's telling a joke, though, right? No, he's being serious. No, are you being serious? I can't tell if you're being serious or no, okay.

Starting point is 01:13:18 You, you dummy. You big dummy. Hey, but no, seriously. If I can't trust any Bravo, who can I trust? Listen, seriously. I was joking about the Brazilian Hothschilders, but there are Brazilian Rockefellers. His name is Flavio Hockafeller.

Starting point is 01:13:37 No, okay, okay. I'll look that up right now, Sam. Thank you. Okay. I'm serious. You're dead to me, Johnny. You're dead to me. You're not serious.

Starting point is 01:13:48 We can fall for that one time, one time. Yeah, we can tell your towels. They put some roots down in Brazil. For sure. I mean, dude, all the Nazis went there. They went to Argentina. Well, they went to Latin America. I mean, like, what's his name?

Starting point is 01:14:10 Brady, Tom Brady's wife has a German last name. Like, she's straight up the sentence of Nazis. They went all over the place. They didn't just go to Argentina. They were there before, too. They weren't just there after the war. They were there before. I think they knew they needed somewhere to go in case shit hit the fan.

Starting point is 01:14:32 They're like, let's keep it cool with the lions. Yeah, I mean, the nice area. They get it. The Lans love the Nazis. They were like, we like you. We hate these. You know, we love you. And they just all came up.

Starting point is 01:14:44 They said shop and everyone's even brought worst after a month. You know what I'm thinking? I was thinking about the whole gambling thing in the NFL. You know, I started to think, you know, there's certain courts. quarterbacks that are known for interceptions, right? Yeah. And one of those quarterbacks that's known for interceptions. Like, everybody knows he's going to throw, like, the craziest interception eventually in the game.

Starting point is 01:15:11 That's Joe Flacco. Okay. I was going to say Brett Farrv. I mean, come on. Brett Farr was bad, too. On the Browns? That's, there's nothing more Italian than that. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:15:25 Yeah, you're right. Maybe he had some fucking. gambling problems maybe i don't know yeah but like if you're starting quarterback in the nfl how much money do you have to lose gambling to to want to throw your career away the only one who's ever been close to that is michael jordan michael jordan was so competitive that he they they basically ran him out you watch his his his press conference when he got booted for when he retired the first time he was just like If David Stern will let me back, I'll come back.

Starting point is 01:16:00 You're like, if David Stern lets Michael Jordan back, you'll come back. Come on, dude. It was so obvious. They showed you, O'Tonnie that shit. You know, they just were like, okay, we're going to pretend this didn't happen. Go away for a year. You know, go play baseball, why this thing simmers down and they move on. And this is it.

Starting point is 01:16:19 This is it. I mean, Michael Jordan does have a weird death in his life, but we all know that's a big part of the occult. I mean, you have, you have, you know, him going on. What percentage of pro athletes gamble? All of them? Oh, it's, yeah. They're the most competitive people on planet Earth. That's why they're where they are.

Starting point is 01:16:41 They're Gen X super freaks who, who couldn't be in the NFL if you weren't insanely competitive to the point where it was kind of like, like, like a, like a flaw. there's a couple of europe there are a couple of european studies that say i think this is way low though it's like almost 60% in europe of 1,200 professional athletes but they did irish athletes and it was 80% are you right now you looked it up yeah yeah that's it up yeah but it's it's europe so i i think it's got to be way more i bet they i wonder what they do to to like get it higher and stronger like what what tactics do they use to get not they probably don't need too many just like you know just like he said uh pro athletes are super competitive so it's probably just natural for them

Starting point is 01:17:36 to be gamblers can you get punished for gambling in your sport right let's say i'm a NFL player can i gamble on a different on a different game no but can i well that's the only thing that shone otani had gone for me never bet on baseball and they knew it was wasn't shone making the bets because the guy the the the the bookie was at a dodgers game and showy o'tani was either pitching or at the play and he got a bet in from show he old tony he's like that's not shone and so that's when shone that's not shone that's what's the name show hey shonnie what do you think about because there's no the amount of that guy was betting with like a hundred million dollars there's no way he didn't know a hundred million dollars wasn't it

Starting point is 01:18:20 like a hundred million dollars or some shit like that 40 million i mean look how long it took for dang cook to find out was it that much now really 10 mil you know here's a question for you eddie this is i didn't even know neflum death squad was in the thing i i'm sad they're gone dude we had local celebrities here eddie how good of fighting is mayham miller i are was that sand for in real life oh dude i i i I, dude, bad motherfucker.

Starting point is 01:18:49 Dude, Maham Hiller is a bad motherfucker, dude. He's a badass. He came to my gym when he was fighting M.MA. He's a friend of mine. He came to my gym. I love, I love mayhem. I want to get him on the shell. He darts everybody.

Starting point is 01:19:05 The motherfucker darts everybody in my gym. I'll never forget that day. I'm like, that's when I was sold on the darts. I had, this was like 2003, 2004. I wasn't even doing darses. And Mark Lehman, he showed me a dark. He goes, dude, you got to watch out. You're playing half guard.

Starting point is 01:19:22 You got to watch out for this choke. And I'm like, oh, shit, what is this new thing coming up? And so at that point, I go, okay, anytime I'm in dogfight or anytime I'm in half guard, I got to get the perfect double underdogs and I got to squeeze him because as long as I squeeze them 100%, I can't get caught with this new choke that's coming up. And then, so I had it on my mind, but I didn't really. teach it that much in my school at that point and then mayhem miller came through one day and he and he trained with mark lamb and he was out in Vegas and uh dude mayhem darsed everybody at the gym and that's when

Starting point is 01:20:01 i realized oh shit i got to get everybody on this so he was the one that really made me push darses at my gym uh mayhem miller i'm blessed i get to do adam carol every once in a while they have me on and he's his co-host and dude that guy's lightning fast and dude he's built like like he's a warrior dude everything about him big ass hands thick ass chin like and you're like he used to be he used to be wild bro i'm not saying he's not wild now but it's like control chaos now he's got in a spiritual place and the guy was through a lot of trauma as a kid he would like give a little clues about like his childhood he went through a lot but that dude can fight bro i mean you remember when he went in he went either after Jake Shields

Starting point is 01:20:45 or one of the Diaz brothers, why they were all in the octagon? I was like, bro, you're crazy if you're starting fights with those dudes. He was a combination of crazy and skilled, dude. But he got it going. Do you think they cloned any

Starting point is 01:21:00 PJ, BJ Penn's family? That's a sensitive subject. I don't want to touch on that. I love that. BJ, I love, love him to death, you know, I, I don't really know what's going on. I just, I just hope, you know, I just hope for the best. That's all.

Starting point is 01:21:21 Me too. Everybody wants to have, Kanye apologized. Did you hear anything about the Kanye apologized? Yeah, Kanye met with the, with the Hebrews. Now, this one I'm going to say about that because everyone's like, look at him. You sold out again. That dude just wants to see his kids. And I think he's doing anything to see his kids, including apologizing.

Starting point is 01:21:42 to the tiny hat people. I really do believe that. Wait a if you think Kim Kardashian was like, you can't see your kids unless you apologize to the Jews? No, but I think if they're like, hey, Kanye's anti-Semitic, the best way to kill that is to meet with the people they say you hate. And he's seeing what's happening with his daughter, and he's not very happy about it.

Starting point is 01:22:04 She's getting face tattoos at 13. It's horrible. Like, what are you doing? That's not a real tattoo, by the way. that was not real yeah i know but she's do you think it's a far leap to her actually getting real ones when she's old enough no but i just think it was like halloween or something i i mean

Starting point is 01:22:22 in case the people are in the chat don't realize we're not talking about real face statues but wait so he so but the i think the big point is that he blamed it on his mental illness he's like i just had a little break from reality for five years is that what he's saying that that that seemed to be the that's what the headline says here that he blamed it on his mental illness yeah i mean dude i mean i think i think not seeing his kids is really fucked i think that's that has caused a lot of the chaos that he has caused oh we gotta we gotta play this this is funny

Starting point is 01:22:54 this the the visual of this is hilarious have you seen the video of him being i'm gonna share it right now yeah it's just i don't know if the actual content is funny but this is hilarious you see this them with trash bags on just take accountability what is happening I was doing with some various uh remember that bit we had those people on it did that bit where there was a just a Hebrew off just off camera with a gun pointed in his head yeah oh yeah yeah yeah who knows maybe he uh he owes like fucking a billion dollars in gambling debt I mean, it's possible.

Starting point is 01:23:39 I just think you want to see these kids. I think you're right, Sam. Bipolar also. So it would take the ideas I had and had me take them to an extreme where I would forget about the protection of the people around me and myself.

Starting point is 01:24:03 So I wanted to come and take accountability. Sometimes we, you know people aren't that knowledgeable about the bipolar the cause or what causes it and the way you act when you have this disease

Starting point is 01:24:18 you're gonna be hope he's translating me like this guy's an idiot if you have the house I love how they're translating what he's saying but not what the guy with the hat on saying is that crazy

Starting point is 01:24:33 is he saying yeah he's translating it but we're just assuming he's translating it, correct? We don't hear what he's actually saying. We know what Kanye's saying, but we don't hear what this guy's translating. No, I got to look. How about what this guy is translating for Stephen Hawking? You see that video?

Starting point is 01:24:53 You got to pull that video up. Well, this guy's translating for Stephen Hawking. It's hysterical. It's like an old 80s video. Are you guys know what I've done about? No, I'm looking for it. Hold on. oh my god you don't know what i'm talking about

Starting point is 01:25:09 i don't know i just want to read this when we're going to see sam tribly a bravo Alex jones on jerry when are we going to get see sam triplea eddie bravo and elks jones on jerry i don't know dude that's a that's a pretty hot show but joe books who joe wants book but if it ever happens i will be there with flying colors on is it one of these is it one of these uh Eddie It looks like it's in the 80s. Is it, this isn't him talking to an interpreter before he lost something?

Starting point is 01:25:42 Tell me if this is on Reddit. Yeah. That's it. Let's see. Wait a minute. Look at Stephen Hawkins pulling ass. Didn't stop him making another scientific breakthrough. Let me skip a.

Starting point is 01:25:53 Here we go. All right. Oh, my, oh, my, oh, boy. This guy just making shit off.

Starting point is 01:26:05 He wouldn't see anything. Especially if you passed inside the black hole. What? Once you pass a certain critical point. How did he live that long with this? Adrenachrome. And you'd never be able to get out again, and I don't know how much rocket power are you.

Starting point is 01:26:27 Stephen was very lucky in being the right person in the right place at the right time. Science in some way had... we all came out of a singularity it wouldn't be a big bang singularity at the beginning of the universe what it would not be all that natural we all ended up in another singularity it wouldn't be that unnatural if we all ended up in another singularity

Starting point is 01:26:59 guys are making shit up that's like Kenny from South Park What do you think of the Ernest Biner fumble on purpose? Eddie, did Ernest Biner fumble on purpose in the AFC championship? Now with all these different theories, like you don't know. Like you don't really know. Maybe it was legit. That fumble was devastating to everybody, you know, in the Cleveland Browns world.

Starting point is 01:27:33 Was it on purpose? Was it an accident? We'll never know for sure, right? That's so funny, dude. Here we go. Gino Smith is for sure in a gambling debt. Yeah, our quarterback sucks. Our quarterback sucks, T-Fest.

Starting point is 01:27:53 Yeah. Wide Cash community. Love the show. Thank you. Some guy asked if Sam has ever been on JRE. Yes. Yeah, many, many times. I have been.

Starting point is 01:28:01 Go check them out. They took down a couple episodes because I told my Paul Mooney, call me the M word joke. You told your truth. I told my truth, okay? I bet it's like Mockingbird church committee, but with pro athletes and sports, like a specific Pentagon division of targeting and entangling athletes. I wouldn't doubt it, Spentley Butler. I wouldn't doubt it at all.

Starting point is 01:28:24 Do you think our phones can read our minds? Yeah. Yelds? Yes. Yeah, for sure. Doing it right now. doing it right now for sure not the real connie it's definitely possible it's definitely eff impossible yeah people love it the eddie bravo live with trips yep for sure bang

Starting point is 01:28:43 stephen thank you um all right eddie you can jump off we're gonna talk some more stuff for a little longer um but i appreciate you coming on we're gonna be in one more time one more time we we're in los vegas let me find it real quick nope that's not it where did it go dang nav oh my tour dates where is it where is it how come i can't find it on here that oh there it is tour dates going to be in los bagas november 21st at the virgin hotel here's the cool thing guys f1 is there that week and we are what was that about what's what i don't even know what happened there. XG.

Starting point is 01:29:29 What's that? Why do you do that? No, what's up? I don't know. Somebody hacked our thing and gave us sound effects of cheers and laughter. F1 is going to be there

Starting point is 01:29:39 and the finish line is right at the hotel, everybody. It's right at the hotel. Is it really? Oh, wow. Yep. So the finish line is right there. So grab your tickets now.

Starting point is 01:29:51 It's going to be fire. What day is the F1, Sam? I'm sorry. Is it Saturday? Saturday. I think it's Saturday. So Friday is the show, Saturday's the finish of F1, and then Sunday is the shit bowl between the Raiders and the Browns

Starting point is 01:30:05 for who get a higher draft pick. I will be rooting for the Browns that day. I will be rooting. I got a couple seminars coming up to. I'm going to be in St. Paul, Minnesota, the first weekend, the first Saturday of December, 10th Planet St. Paul. It's at next level combat academy. And then I'm also going to be in Boca Raton, 10th Planet Boca Raton in Florida at the end of January.

Starting point is 01:30:34 I think it's January 26. All right, dude. Thank you, Eddie. Great show, as always. Thanks coming on. And we'll see you soon, you big baboon. Love you guys. Later.

Starting point is 01:30:45 I love you, too. Don't gamble. Don't gamble. I'm so bad at gambling. I'm too cheap. That's my problem. What do you mean by that? You've had a win.

Starting point is 01:30:56 You've had a win, Sam. I've had wins, but I just get so, like, when I went down, I just hate losing money. That's good, though. That's good. Yeah, but it's, like, not good for gambling because I don't, like, I went gambled. I took a hundred bucks out to gamble in Lank City. I lost 100 bucks. I just was so pissed off.

Starting point is 01:31:18 Like, I'm with Sam. I love gambling, I love gambling, but I'm cheap, so I can never make a big win. That's what Sam means I've never had a big win. Like my homie's name, they come out sometimes. Yeah, but you've never had a big loss either. That's the, yeah, no, you're, that's why you're smart, not a gambling retard. Yeah, but the fear of a loss of a little money is more powerful than the fear of the joy of winning a big amount of money. Good, good.

Starting point is 01:31:45 That means you're not an addict and gambling. That's good. The people who have that flipped are the people that just chase the dragon and lose their mortgage, you know, getting a second mortgage on their house. their family ends up on the streets. I mean, you guys seen the video as you guys really think gambling is the next epidemic. You really think it's going to get the kids

Starting point is 01:32:03 since there's gambling in their fortnight. Everything's a gamble. I mean, little, you buy a toy and then you hope you get the one. You know, it's like my kid plays Xbox and she'll be on like goat simulator. And they all they're, no, actually Roblox,

Starting point is 01:32:19 all they're doing is trying to get these kids to buy stuff without their parents knowing it. So now you're going to have kids starting to game. gamble and parents are going to get bills for 20 grand they're going to be like what the fuck is this and kid don't know what he's doing kids don't understand money until they start making it you know yeah it's funny j summer says golden silver is dumb cash is king what are you talking about dude well who said that where is that i'll fight that guy right now i will fight that guy

Starting point is 01:32:50 right now what do you mean by that's got to be the dumb come on dude we love our fans you come on you you're smarter than that buddy isn't gold the highest it's ever been yeah i think so i think silver i think gold went down a little bit what's bitcoin at uh one it's that it's a 105 105 something like yeah i love that everyone's it's it's 106 right now everyone's like oh dude it's only 105 it's like dude we weren't supposed to hit a hundred for like a decade yeah yeah yeah like people are just such idiots yeah i've been buying bitcoin since 5 000 i mean come on there's some people think about man, all the money that I had that went through Bitcoin

Starting point is 01:33:28 and then left, if I had all of that still I've been a billionaire. Yeah, there's a bunch of things where like I traded my Bitcoin I'm like I could, I should have just bought that with cash instead of, I had the option of cash of crypto. I'm like, oh, I'll do crypto. I should have done the cash and that crypto would have still been there. I'm so stupid. You know what I did

Starting point is 01:33:45 when we were doing a punch drunk? I would go to Johnny and I would go to Jason Teba. I go, do you want cash? Or do you want Bitcoin? And they took cash. So I kept the whole Bitcoin to myself. That's how I have a lot of my Ethereum is through you. You offered me to be one-time cash or Ethereum, and you looked at me like,

Starting point is 01:34:02 if you don't need the cash, take the Ethereum. And I said, all right, Sam. And I kept a good chunk. My landlord, my landlord wouldn't take Bitcoin, unfortunately. So I had to pay in cash. I get it, buddy. I get it. And then in Israeli took all my Bitcoin.

Starting point is 01:34:16 So yay. Yay. Machinsky. Is that even a real name, Mashinsky? No, I'm sure it's not. I'm sure it's not at all. Doesn't it sound like a villain, though, in some kind of 80s action movie mistakes? I wasn't a good guy into Mondani with Eddie.

Starting point is 01:34:34 I don't know how much he's following that, but it's like absolutely crazy, dude. How crazy is it going to get? Are you guys surprised at how many people are kind of defending that in your timelines? Yeah, because they're goldfish, dude. Everybody's goldfish. all you have to say is like look at san francisco these policies have been enacted in san francisco to disastrous effects there's nothing positive everyone thinks san francisco is garbage now it was a world-class city it was like like paris that's what and look at paris now you know these are world-class cities where you go and you just be like everything is beautiful here the people are amazing you had high class you have culture you had shady people doing shady stuff it was fun now it's all now it's all criminal the businesses can't do anything they got shut down it's starting to happen in l.A. now you have all these like historic

Starting point is 01:35:35 restaurants going nobody's coming we can't make any money nobody's coming to america nobody's coming to l. there's nothing in l. i always go i always go at the concert how many people from out of town whole place chairs what fun stuff are you been doing silence because they want to stay home door dash why go to a restaurant where you can just door dash it to your house yeah but it means nobody's visiting dude that's the problem there's no tourism

Starting point is 01:36:00 because one everybody these guys literally on tourist visas think they're going to be grabbed by ice that's why they don't want to come here yeah no you're right right and then you got that that unalived empathy

Starting point is 01:36:19 that you know you can't say the word because you know I got to the line of empathy and these people and like people can get mad at me Sam being a misogynistic

Starting point is 01:36:33 but it's like when you look at the voting it's just not good and we're just gonna you know it's like enjoy the you know the thing about New York was you didn't have to own a car

Starting point is 01:36:45 because you take a subway now you're putting your life on the line in subway And we have somebody like how he's like, I don't see any of it. I don't see any of it. Maybe that's true. Maybe, but it seems like it's not good. It's not good.

Starting point is 01:37:00 No, you're totally right. It seems really scary right now. But I mean, I keep getting when anytime I talk shit about city people for the way they vote, especially with Mondania, I get the same handful of people in my comments like, dude, we just wanted something different, man. And I'm like, but you just did de Blasio. So politically, they're identical. If he, he might even be more, slightly more extreme. Maybe he is more extreme, obviously. So I don't, I mean, anything but their dads.

Starting point is 01:37:29 Anything but their dads. That's all they care about is just, I hate my dad. Because I, sorry, go ahead. I tell people he's a socialist and then people came in with, he's a democratic socialist. Like, that really is that makes it any more different. I'm like, he's still, it's the same bullshit. Yeah, I mean, look. at Oakland look at what's happening in

Starting point is 01:37:49 Oakland I mean that's what I was about to say it's a war zone it's literally a war zone all right so his logic is he's going to tax the very very very very rich and they're all going to leave why would you stay there get ready for your sports teams to go to shit because nobody wants to pay those taxes

Starting point is 01:38:08 well yeah Yankees have history who cares I'll go I'll go down the Florida play for the marlins in front of nobody and keep another 30 mill has that happened because now that kind of gets that's a little different because that gets offset by marketing opportunities in the big markets I think in other maybe like the more money you make more taxes you got pay right but think but that's just we've never seen that happen all the big guys go to the big cities it sucks for well american players and that's why that's why

Starting point is 01:38:40 that's why that's why the NBA loves foreign players because they don't care where they play like all play anywhere like Yamamoto and uh the twink what like those guys like those i mean dude o'tani did go to did go to the angels right angel that thank you in o'ay it's out the lost it's not l a los angeles angels the los angeles angels yeah they change your name as a marketing ploy anybody who's lived in l.a for two weeks knows that orange town is not los angeles it's not it's the same tv market of course it's not johnny it's not they're not they're not they're not It's all Dodger fans in... Nobody is watching the Angels.

Starting point is 01:39:21 Their numbers in L.A. are like WMBA numbers. It's a fact. But that's not relevant to his marketing opportunities. He was on every local TV commercial. He's making millions of dollars. Not in L.A. Dude, I didn't see O'Tani commercials when he was with the Angels. Okay.

Starting point is 01:39:40 He was the biggest star in the baseball. What are you talking about? Oh, God. Nobody cares. Nobody cared. Okay. Nobody cared about Otani. Okay.

Starting point is 01:39:49 Before he came to the Dodgers. Not like they care now. I mean, dude. Because he just won the World Series. I mean, of course, they care more now. All right. Was that rigged? We were talking about games, gambling, and was...

Starting point is 01:40:02 Oh, don't talk to Johnny. Everything's rigged with John. I'm just asking, was that what is that ball that got stuck in? I don't even know, a double... What do you call that? So you tell me how they rigged the ball going in there. You tell me how that. Now, we had the guest on who said,

Starting point is 01:40:15 that it's uh it's black magic i'll believe that i'll believe that they could manipulate through sorcery but in terms of a player going i'm going to hit the ball right into that that crease and it's going to sit there and you just do hands up don't shoot magnets sam magnets magnets magnets magnets magnet's maybe the magnets maybe it's definitely possible okay okay look at this dude look at this is big Morale, Morale, what's up, X, G's, and Sam, X, J, and Sam. Been listening for years. I'm two weeks over, I'm two weeks over, in recovery, going through steps. Keep up, you all keep up the good work.

Starting point is 01:41:00 Listen, dude, it's much better on this side than on the other side. I'm telling you, dude, just no matter what. And when you feel like you want to use, just do this little prayer, ask God for 24 hours, say maybe you'll use tomorrow and not today and then worry about that tomorrow just do it in 24 hour increments just the goal is a year just get to a year you can get to a year it's a totally different life i promise you you know yeah you know you know something i heard someone who's like a couple of my friends that don't drink no more they told me that you've never hear no one say i wish i didn't get like go through recovery i'm like you're right i've never met a person who's sober and says i wish i could go back they're always very

Starting point is 01:41:43 thankful they're like dude that's the best thing here we go john The baseballs have tracking devices in them, and they use remotes to get it stuck in the ball. Okay. Magnus. No, I mean, baseball is fixed by the umpires. It's what Eddie said 100%. That's possible for sure. That's why, to me, one of the biggest sports for it to be rigged at soccer.

Starting point is 01:42:03 To me, soccer is one of the hardest one because it's such a team sport where it's like not one person can actually. Oh, you don't think the guy could kick the ball somewhere somebody else grabs it. That it's been rigged. Oh, I didn't get. Yeah, dude. Italy, Italy's had organized crime rigging soccer as the oldest soccer is. It's not like Brody Stevens. No, wait up, wait up, wait up. All I'm saying, it's harder.

Starting point is 01:42:27 Like, we're just an empire. No, but think about, actually, goalkeeper. You own a goalkeeper, you got the game right there. It's over. But a defense, you own a defense, you can't do shit. You don't know, the rep and the goal are the only ones that I could think might predict. You don't think a guy could kick the ball bat. it's easier to throw it you know that's a great point it's a lot easier to throw a game as a favorite

Starting point is 01:42:51 than it is to have the underdog win but yeah i got you dude you are getting killed right now in the comment section that one don't i absolutely it's week off it's week off let's leave me alone guys it's week off the week off i don't see him getting killed in the con it looks all right no there was a couple just johnny shut up i'm trying to add texture to the show where was it soccer is more corrupt than 90s boxing oh shit oh that's one thing we didn't get into we didn't like UFC because they did ask if yeah yeah I you know he works with the UFC I don't want to put him in a weird place you know I said look I'm getting killed I think Sam is fixed I should get for sure you should get fixed I should get a vasectomy I should

Starting point is 01:43:44 I should. I should. That video of Kanye is so funny to me. Like holding that guy's hands like, thank you, master. Yeah. And the guy's like,

Starting point is 01:43:52 why do I have to hold this black person's hand? And who is that guy? Is he like a main rabbi? Is he like the... It's rabbi Shabalama ding-dong dog. He's one of the most powerful people in the world. He's the guy that lets the pedals inner out of Israel. No,

Starting point is 01:44:07 they're all out in. They're all out in. Right? I mean, it's just crazy. so johnny why don't you you're the guy who loves uh aliens why don't you get into what you think's going to happen with three eye atlas sorry i was just seeing that they had the cause of death for eighth freely uh that just came over i think it was an accident he said he had a fall

Starting point is 01:44:29 yeah his cause of that he died as resort of blunt trauma to his head due to a fall bro you guys want to hear the craziest thing please let me see if i can find it real quick i don't want watch it but Bob Sagitt's death oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I saw this what is it you are what don't you want to watch well because it's too long but did it on Broken Sim right yeah we did on Broken Sim right

Starting point is 01:44:58 he falls right recently because I just watched this guy breaks it down about like it doesn't make any sense he falls though right yeah there's no sign of it there's zero sign of it and he looked peacefully on his bed when they found him. He's like tucked in. But his his head showed trauma of a bat,

Starting point is 01:45:23 getting hit with a bat. And then this guy breaks down crazy days and nights. He breaks it down that they noticed that the door that connects the two rooms unlocked was unlocked. And they have the time when it was unlocked. But there's no footage of anyone leaving, right? right if that's what they say let me ask you something and i have friends who love bob sag and i'm not trying to be disrespectful right now dangerous conspiracies harmful conspiracies what if the devil

Starting point is 01:45:56 came to collect what does that mean yeah what do you mean by what what is he known for what what do what what do you come collect well i mean like there's this whole theory that some people could sell their soul oh so sold oh okay okay yeah but wouldn't the devil want you in play like he want you in the field no but eventually they make a deal like hey you know eventually you're mine i mean like it's the only answer to this is supernatural unless they're obviously not not telling leaving out a giant chunk right i love this guy says a typical johnny questioning sam what do you just want us all to do you're totally right you're totally You're right, Sam.

Starting point is 01:46:43 They get it. They get it. You're all. That's what they're all. That's it. You're out. It's one guy, by though. It's not.

Starting point is 01:46:50 One guy gets it. He'd be gobbling it all of. Yeah. I mean, the second thing is. That's very strange. Johnny Graschie and the place to be been with Tim full hats since episode one.

Starting point is 01:47:01 Keep doing the Lord's work. Probably says, Johnny, I got to go. Okay. Simple. It's just ridiculous. Yeah. You're right about the second thing. That's,

Starting point is 01:47:11 it's very curious because the way he was like tucked in the bed and stuff was he coming out with anything like it was the anti-covid during the time was he going to come out with some was he canceled then there's an interview of where he's with his wife on a podcast and he's basically like oh you're going to kill me aren't you oh really yeah something about hitting in the back of the head goes oh that's how i'm going to die right no kidding no i haven't seen that dude it's really crazy i mean i did you know him said no i never did you know i mean i i'm at the comedy store i didn't go hey i'm sam tripley what up you know i still picture him as a full house guy everybody everybody did yeah he's america's uncle yeah it's also america's

Starting point is 01:48:00 filthy america's funniest on videos too was huge in the knowledge how much money do you think he made off that over time he did that forever i bet we can find out like you know these guys are on television for like a billion years. How are they not billionaires? Like was Alex Shrebeck a billionaire? He was on television for so long. Like Seinfeld? Yeah. Let me see. What was

Starting point is 01:48:23 Alex Shrebeck's net worth? Okay. Chat, TBT says Saget, some estimates say he made 70,000 to 86,000 per episode during the night, but that's not counting syndication, right? Because that show was in syndication for decades.

Starting point is 01:48:41 yeah whole house worldwide banger Alex Trebek net worth is reportedly 75 mil there's no way I mean that's all it's all a guess because you don't know how people invested and like yeah you know what I mean like did they spend it all how much you think ban of white how much you think ban of white makes an episode oh I bet she's killing it like it's got to be like 200,000 by this time 100,000 it's got to be so high van no white uh makes an estimated 10 mil annually on Wheel of Fortune and how long has she been on that show for like decades 30 years or something I mean must be right must be I remember dude they're coming after you on the look at this Johnny pull no punches what is that I okay calling you a nerd and somehow

Starting point is 01:49:33 crossword puzzles what am I yeah who likes crossword pose I do if I had time uh yeah yeah dude I mean, do you remember in the 90s, Vanne White's Playboy spread? I do. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. What is the number one magazine issue of all time, of all time? Of all magazines? Of all magazines of all time was the number one selling issue of all time.

Starting point is 01:49:59 Do you know what is? Is it a playboy? Is it a playboy? I'm guessing you're a playgirl with Bert Reynolds. Oh, that fit. Yeah, yeah, with his big mustache and. Yeah, I love how they were like, this is for playgirls for women. Like, no, it's for gay men.

Starting point is 01:50:13 Local celebrity, Chad Sincada is here. Chad Sincada from my high school bowling team, everybody. Really? That's cool. Chad Sincada. We were on the bowling team together. On Facebook. He's watching a Facebook group.

Starting point is 01:50:26 By the way, we can go on TikTok now, so we should set that up. We messed up by not putting this on the new channel. I got a rip and give it to you. Yeah, I'll handle that. You got to make it a little different so they don't get mad at us, right? Also, there was, I found a channel. guys posting the show without the commercials and just took all of our promo out of it he calls it clips though he says oh i saw that it's getting like 3 000 some of them have thousands of views

Starting point is 01:50:51 and it's just the show he says this is a clip with no ads and it's the whole clip yeah yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna listen keep my ads in or else you get taken out i just love that he calls it a clips channel yeah we're gonna hear our clips it's so funny what a loophole i'm gonna get get him sorry guys guys that's not how it operates you can like we said a thousand times you can put the show wherever you want leave the ads in why do you care if they're in there what why do they care if they're in there yeah i agree you're hurting our our business we're working well he cares because more people will watch it i guess right yeah but that's not you're taking i listen i don't care if you take my content do whatever you want with it outside of taking out the ads

Starting point is 01:51:39 because we're trying to feed our families, man. We got kids. We got to put food on our children's heads. Yeah, we got to put food on our children's heads. Remember, George, W said that. Guys, loyal to the foil. Okay, we stand on business. Thank you, right?

Starting point is 01:51:56 Yeah, we do. We stand on effing business. Yeah, dog. Business. Pam Anderson, Playboy. Yes, please. Yeah, for sure. I thought you were going to say, I thought it was man of the year.

Starting point is 01:52:09 1938 no no it was uh when bert reynolds got buck naked and they were like women love this magazine like women don't like that magazine it's gay men just like tiger bee magazine they're like this is for all the young girls nope gay men no yeah damn did erin ever wake up and he's still sleep that dude is still asleep there's no way he's not he's a good dude though he's a great guy Aaron is the time change killing you guys, by the way. The time change this year hit me so hard, bro. Fuck that time change. I feel like I wake up and it's dark.

Starting point is 01:52:45 I mean, when I wake up, well, you also go to bed at seven in the morning. Well, I had to last night because we didn't finish. Johnny's got stripper hours. I've been trying to do better.

Starting point is 01:52:56 I've been trying to do better, but last night I had no choice. I had to edit that show last night because we had some of many ads and you get it out. And then, yeah, anyway. Yeah, yeah,

Starting point is 01:53:04 it's dark at 430, uh, Willie. Yeah, it's like that here too man it's so i don't even know why we got to fix it why do we like dude keep the times we don't care if it gets darker or lighter it's because of farm it's the old days when everybody was a farmer but i mean that's not nobody cares nobody cares nobody cares i know i don't i mean it's just you're just tricking yourself just show up an hour earlier

Starting point is 01:53:26 you know what i mean like it's just the number it's not like oh i got to be there at seven a m or you know but but it's only pacific right because the east doesn't do it or something like that it's not the whole country does it right no it doesn't do it's yeah it's just Arizona though I think there might be like one other state but the whole country doesn't it's basically Arizona it's like just a it's just a mind-ev that's it totally it's a Johnny somebody says not the farmers Johnny is a farmer that's a that's a well explain it then I'm happy to hear that that's what I originally explained it to us like could we like if we all decided could there be a law

Starting point is 01:54:03 where they wouldn't do that anymore could we yeah they were gonna they We're going to pass that. They're going to pass that. Yeah, they tried, and I don't know what killed it. Okay, this is the real origins. Daylight Savings Time was first proposed in 1895 by someone called George Vernon Hudson. He was a New Zealand entomologist who wanted more daylight after work to collect insects. It was implemented during World War I.

Starting point is 01:54:27 One, first dude, and now we got to pay the price. First by Germany, mainly to save fuel. It's always the Germans. Oh, man. Yeah, what they want to fuel for. It's about efficiency and productivity. How am I more productive if it turns dark at 4 o'clock? I don't understand that.

Starting point is 01:54:45 Yeah. Why do I got to work more? Ridiculous. Do you guys hear that the head of the Big L.M was found guilty of lynching? Do you guys hear that? What? Linching who? Or what?

Starting point is 01:55:02 Somebody. They lynch somebody. Look it up. BLM found guilty of lynching. What the fuck? How is that not mainstream? How a California lynching law led to the conviction of a Black Lives Matter activist. This week, an African American,

Starting point is 01:55:19 just looking for a date here, I don't see it. This week, an African American woman was convicted after being charged under California Penal Code Statute 405A. That's my favorite. The law reads that the violation occurs when a person participates in the taking by means of a riot, another person from the lawful custody of a police officer

Starting point is 01:55:37 but until recently that charge was known as lynching so it's not actually lynching I guess oh yeah Johnny always ruins the fun yeah did I expect you to say you said look it up Sam well you could have lied oh I'm sorry let me do that again

Starting point is 01:55:54 this week an African American woman was convicted of hanging a white guy by a telephone pole yeah yeah it's crazy out there Dangerous conspiracies, Johnny. What type of knot? Does it say what type of not she used?

Starting point is 01:56:09 Yeah, what type of not she is? Well, now I see something I care about. Sovereign cosmic wild man says my farts contain healing frequency. So there you go. Donnie, your farts do, dude. We all feel a little better. No, not my farts, his farts. Oh, how would you have to be able to experience?

Starting point is 01:56:29 Oh, guys, guess what? Guess what? John Cullen has gone missing Nobody knows where he is The guy's been on the show The guy's been on the show Yeah

Starting point is 01:56:39 He hasn't been He used to tweet all the time He's nobody knows where he is They're trying to find him Wait okay I got to see his face to remember Remember he's the ball guy Who talked about helicopters

Starting point is 01:56:53 The bald guy who talked about helicopters And he also took And you remember he talked about How we got hit by meteor nobody talked about it and COVID was all covered up. Oh, this is before me. This is before my time, guys. No, Johnny.

Starting point is 01:57:08 No, it's not, Tony. It's an actually kind of recent. The first one that comes up is him talking about mysterious helicopters and it's at ATC in 2019. Oh, okay. He looks way different now. Wow. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's interesting. So he's missing like

Starting point is 01:57:23 He is a little older. Like his family's looking for? Like that kind of deal? Like he hasn't been on, he used to tweet everybody all the time. He hasn't tweeted in a month. Damn it, I really like that guy. Yeah, I remember him. We need an Amber Lurt.

Starting point is 01:57:40 You loved him. You loved. Amber Lurt. So last week, guys, you guys, why are you guys doing a show? Why are you guys doing a show? Well, we had a show. No, let's not talk about it. I'm like, don't do it. It was, you know,

Starting point is 01:57:55 who just recently hit me up, Amy WTF. You remember Amy WTF? Yes. Amy says WTF hit me up and she's like hey how's going I'm like why were you shit talking me before she goes I was just going through some shit I was like yeah did she come and hold your hand and and I've always liked Amy I thought Amy was great and then she's saying I'm controlled up because I'm on Rockfinn I'm like Amy what are you talking about rock finn is the control of that's interesting oh dude yeah it's that's super controlled over there yeah so controlled that nobody's on it yeah uh Wednesday by the way we got the civil rights lawyer uh John he's on nice he's coming on Wednesday first show I'm really excited about that I am that's a great I mean that you're not excited you don't give a shit I am excited as long he's not going to talk about empowering women he can totally come on that gives you a little insight into what happened

Starting point is 01:58:55 on Wednesday yeah I mean we're not going to say a guest name because he's actually I enjoyed it but I'm just not interested in having a show about empowering women because that's all we do in this country right now to disastrous effects okay you know it would have been kind of good it would have been kind of good if we would have recorded it you didn't like it and then it was only on the premium

Starting point is 01:59:17 no because I wouldn't want to waste anyone's time it's just like dude we have a we don't need more women in politics we have too much women in politics we need us stop that it's over i'm done with it stop it trino we already empowered you enough

Starting point is 01:59:36 we read your comment about floods okay all right yeah wait what does you there's no how is there nowhere for all the water to go we empowered you we let you read

Starting point is 01:59:50 your comment to eddie bravo and we wonder yeah flood's flood shouldn't exist all right guys one more time just go to sam www.com grab tickets to the big show that's coming up you know what I'm saying be our see our shows if you're uh we got comedy chaos tomorrow night we got skank fest this weekend

Starting point is 02:00:13 we got tim fall hat at the in Vegas at the virgin then we're going to the shipball then Minneapolis and then we're going to then I close out the year at the dojo of comedy Mars Planes. I'm with Robbie the Fire at Bernstein, Howie Dewey, and Shane Cashman. Guys, you got anything you want to push? Hit that like button, subscribe, and check out the other YouTube channel that we have for all info. Yeah, this is supposed to be on that. The future these shows will be on there. I didn't even think about it. I was running nuts. Check out the new broken Sam. It just dropped. We get into it. Johnny, was it a funny one? Yeah, it's funny. Yeah, yeah. Leslie Jones going after Tony Hinchcliff, like in this crazy way.

Starting point is 02:00:58 it makes no sense Patrick, Bet David winning the dumbest comment possibly in history award I mean just so dumb we talk about the J6 alleged you know attempt at a pipe

Starting point is 02:01:12 situation UFOs in the water Sam went to the circus and did it's crazy like just trust me Mexican circus that's the tease what went to a bisexual

Starting point is 02:01:26 illegal circus It was great. So funny, dude. The pictures. You guys got to go check out Broken Sim. I want to go here with you guys. It's a good one. All right, guys. Thank you guys so much. We'll see you in Vegas. Bye, guys. Here's a clip from the latest Broken Sim. Oh, Shock humor. I hate shock humor. I hate people to say things because they want to shock you into laughter. That's not funny, and it never lasts. Be creative and write real material.

Starting point is 02:01:55 shock material is just dumb like the Tony Hitchcliffs and I'll say it because fuck that bitch your fucking mustache make you look like a Puerto Rican star go fuck yourself you little antsy

Starting point is 02:02:10 and go get your herpes taking care of okay that's all shock right there this is his son that lees herpes is that herpes yeah he's just making she's just throwing shit at the wall to his point I think we're probably yeah because it just though those comics

Starting point is 02:02:25 I don't like those I don't like because it's not comedy it's me what is she talking you know what I mean it's mean it's mean stuff comedy's not supposed to be mean why comedy's supposed to be relieving why you know what I'm saying even I I don't hold this is important here okay that's what I was funny as yeah you know what I'm saying like why hold it's not that we can stop it you know if go to therapy like that every time I see that comments before there's a lot going on here there's a lot going on I want to say something really quick about Leslie Jones. You know, when Leslie Jones got ghostbusters, the internet came after her. I was in the trenches, throwing hammers on people, telling everybody the truth about Leslie Jones.

Starting point is 02:03:08 The movie sucked, by the way. But Leslie Jones, Leslie Jones was a force of nature. Like, you would learn a lot about yourself in, if you had to follow Leslie. She crushed. She crushed. There's no. her butt about when she did a spot at the comedy store and you had the follower you had to put in work leslie jones extremely funny okay just not on in movies well no i think she plays great but

Starting point is 02:03:38 maybe the movie wasn't great she can't save something that's not written well when when when your goal is female ghostbusters and there's no real plot yeah you're just like let's do with females it's and especially now when that's the beginning of people getting over woke ship right so she she's super funny okay what I want to say is that I wish Leslie Jones hadn't gone here because she's waiting into dark waters okay because the internet's going to go nuts on and even if you go to the clip you'll see people really pushing back against her and that comedy is comedy is allowed to be mean comedy is allowed to be fun comedy is allowed to be goofy comedy is allowed to be everything

Starting point is 02:04:33 it's not it's not meant to be one thing it's meant to be all things because all art is that every other art has a spectrum of of of of energy right so you have really fun movies like Shrek and then you have really dark movies like Friday 13th or whatever one you want to go,

Starting point is 02:04:55 whatever these new, like hostile, right? They're all movies. They're just different fucking energies. And they all have the right to exist. They've been doing Friars Club roast since the 50s, dude. The early 50s. Here's where she gets a flaw is that she says Don Rickles was great. You have to say that because then she has no credibility if she goes,

Starting point is 02:05:17 Don Rickles suck too, right? So she has to say that. I thought you were about to say he sucked. No, Don Rickles, like one of my biggest regrets is he literally died right before he's about to see him. I wanted to go see Don Rickles. Oh, I would have loved that. And he passed away like a week or two before I was about to get him. Nobody was better on panel.

Starting point is 02:05:35 Oh, he's the best. And he was as mean as you could get. Yes. Tony is mean in that, in that vein of comedy, right? He's as good as, I think he's, he's built for that shit. Maybe he's not Don Rickles good because. He's the gold standard of that, but he's right there. And, and like when you, when you, when you, when you say he looks like a Puerto Rican porn star, aren't you shitting on Puerto Ricans?

Starting point is 02:06:02 Exactly the same thing. It's the exact same thing. Leslie Jones has gone through a lot of shit in her life. Okay. She's had a hard run. She was crushing it, but it was a hard run. A lot of people have. Okay.

Starting point is 02:06:18 She's sensitive. Leslie Jones is sensitive. She's a sensitive person. I wish she hadn't waited into this because now the internet's going to come and go nuts on her because there's a lot of people hate Tony, but there's a lot of people who love Tony

Starting point is 02:06:33 and they love what he does. And you can't get mad at what you call the right for doing right comedy when the left has been doing, had been dominating it up until about a year ago. Also, if you're going to complain about people doing roast. How about maybe the guy that is up front

Starting point is 02:06:53 or file and not tell you know, I mean Ross. Like, come on. I saw that tweet by the way. You put out the other day about calling out Ross and uh, who else is you? Oh, Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah. Like it's, I mean, really? That's you don't even, nobody ever says anything about him. It's just unbelievable how

Starting point is 02:07:09 all these roast people will go do any Jeffrey Ross is on Netflix and just did a Broadway show and Chris Dilius X communicated. It's just crazy. It's just crazy. to me. It's just crazy. But anyways, so, so Leslie Jones, and I, I, I know where the beef comes from. What, yeah, I would love to hear that one. The beef is that what Leslie Jones is Ghostbusters. She was on Saturday Night Live and she was doing pop, she was doing special guest

Starting point is 02:07:35 pop-ins and going for an hour in the middle of the show. And that's what killed the comedy store the first time. That's what brought in the dark period. Why would she, why would she be mad at him about that? Because Tony was saying, why is she doing this? And people were complaining to the then-Booker, whose whole argument was, well, Bill Burr's a lot to do it. Why can't Leslie do it? And everyone would be like, Bill Burr is...

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