Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #95: Apodcalypse Bug Out Bag with Jonathan Kite and Gabby Bryan

Episode Date: May 31, 2018

Thank you for tuning in for another fun episode of Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli. Today Sam and Ryan welcome comedian actor Jonathan Kite and from the Apodcalypse podcast Gabby Bryan to talk what you should have in your apocalypse survival bag. Thank you so much for all of your support.

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and which is fine. You know, we did on socialism and all that stuff and capitalism. We were supposed to talk about gang-restraintuance in the studio. We were supposed to talk about socialism and I enjoyed the conversation. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was th. I was to th. I was to to to to to togn. I was. I was to th. I was. I was to to to to th. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. tog. tog. toged. toged. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. today. t. t. today. t. t. t. t. t. today. t. today. today. today. today. todints in the studio, we ended up talking about socialism and I enjoyed the conversation. It was great, man. You can't rush Tom Rhodes, man. I just wanted to listen, whatever you had to say. And I just don't want this to become an echo, before we're bringing our guest, I just want

to say, I don't want this show to become an echo chamber. I don't want to hear the things things things things things things things things things things things things'll get two different people from both sides of the argument on at the same time, to have a gentleman's discussion, a gentleman's discussion about it as well. I don't want it just to be, you know, lizard people, 24-7. That's just not what I'm into. I want to expand the show, you know, I don't want to be limited to conspiracies. I want to be everything. We're loving. You guys are getting us smarter, but our guest, man, they're opening our minds. Yeah, I want it just to be a fun conversation, okay? And just like if you just want to be the right side or just about hollow moon, it's just, it's not what this is man. This is thi, it's what this, it's, it's, it's, thi, it's thi, thi, it's thi, it's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, they, their, thus, thing, thing, thing, thing, thing, thing, thus, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, thi. thi, thi. thi. thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, to thin, to thin, thin, th. thin, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi a discussion because I think you find out over time we're more like than we are different.

Completely, man. So I want you to introduce our guest. Well, I'm really excited from a podcast that I've been a fan of since it's a how long has been around now? YKWD or a podclips? A pod clips? We have 15 episodes. There's nice. We're new. We're new. We're new. We're new. That voice you're hearing. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I new. We're new. That voice you're hearing right there is Miss Gabby Brian, everyone. What's up? And one of the funniest comics I know and a very good friend. He's just got done doing a really good run through some off-Broadway plays. Yeah, regional, but yeah, yeah. You don't have to qualify it, dude. It's good shit. It was on Broadway. good shit. Regional, national, international, we don't know. Yeah, yeah. It's just you doing

you, boom. Yeah, man. Right? You saw him on two broke girls. Please welcome my friend, Jonathan Kite. Thank you. What's up? So we haven't seen you for a while. You've been doing the theater? Yeah, man. I did a show in New Brunswick, New Jersey called The Nerd. And it was awesome. We were talking offing off Mike about how you know you I we were about you really want to have somebody to say on stage yeah and so for me it was you know it was I not that I ran out of stuff to do but I had I wasn't I wasn't enthusiastic about it yeah I get that man. I went through the fucking you know the motions and it wasn't you know and I go can't be good for this audience if it's not good for me. I couldn't agree more. It's the struggle that I've been going through right now this like where we're at in just life and just like, comedy is so interesting man, like I remember

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white people against black people. It's like race wars the game show, you know? And there was, the white people would not laugh at that. And there, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, th. th. th. th. th. the's like race wars the game show. And there was the white people would not laugh at that. And there was one black woman in the back who was like, I get it. And I'm like, I'm just talking to you, sweetheart. I don't give, I'm the don't care about anybody else in this room right now. I'm just talk, thank you. You know, we've tried to get in the black conspiracies, there's like two of them, you know, there's like crack and then who shot Biggie, you know, those are the big black conspiracies out of it.

Right, but I feel for them, because when they come to a comedy club and someone does a comic, and we'll say a white comic does a joke referring to black people. There is immense pressure on the black people to overly smile and laugh at it so everybody else can feel comfortable with it. It's like they're on stage just as much as you are. They become part of the duo. It's just like, you know, it's like we don't, we teach racial sensitivity but I mean we don't we don't differentiate between racial and racism and you

know it's like you can't tell me to celebrate diversity and then also tell me I can't talk about it yeah which is like a big thing well that's what I because for whatever reason maybe it's the shows that I people who come see me I'm not really sure but I always go do you think there's racism in America and every time as I'm saying that I look out in the crowd in the crowd in the crowd in the crowd in the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. the is. the. the. te. te. te. te. tel. tel. tell. they. I. they. I. I'm. th. I time as I'm saying that I look out in the crowd and I always say afterwards a room full of mostly white people. Yeah. Do you think, and then they get very, they're very passive about it where they sort of bobblehead agree with me. And I was like, find a brown person in this room.

They're looking at you right now thinking, show like you go to a there's like there's these black comics on the road that you've never heard of yeah that just sell out the improv yeah yes oh my God there's a whole theory that if it wasn't for black comedy most of these improv chains would go under yeah but I do I do we ever hear black comps going oh where the white people how come there's no white people up in this mother fuck? Or anything like that. It's very interesting, the whole place. I, it's just like, there's this whole, I'm like, when I went to upstate New York, and I was seeing my family and I was driving around, I thought, man, if people actually came and saw how some people, how the world that they're born into, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, the world, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I....... the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they. the. the. the. the. the. the. there, there, there, there, there, there, the, the world that they're born into and this notion that all this or all, like how we make

these generalities about people based on race, both, like the notion that a white person's automatically born in the privilege and like you see these people who are born with two strikes against them and this isn't a white rally, this is like we're more like than we are different and like this fighting like this Roseanne Bar shit is just like it's so like it's this this this th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, it's so like, it's so like, it's so like, it's so like, it's so like, it's so like, it's so like, it's this this this this this this this this this this th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, like, like, like, like, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th is th is th is th is thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi are different. And like this fighting, like this Roseanne Bar shit, it's just like, it's so like, it was so incredibly stupid that it makes me, it makes you wanna put on your tinfoil hat and go, there's gotta be a conspiracy here, because nobody would work this fucking dumb. And I think she did.

It's a dumb, I mean, like, we were just talking before the show, it is basic human nature 101. How could you possibly think that I should press send on that tweet? Or that there'd be no backlash. You can't be funny? Yeah, this will go unnoticed. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's, yeah. I work for a family TV show. Yeah, I work for a family TV. It's like, it's like, it. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I th. I th. th. I th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. Yeah. It has huge ties in its past, the Nazism, and you're calling this guy a Nazi.

It's like, it's like, listen, man, the truth of the matter is this, the more, the higher up you go into the, and any gig at all, the more money you make, and that money isn't really for doing the job. The money is really to just, you know, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the to, the, to, the, the, to, the, the, to, the, the, the, the, to, the, the, the, to, to, to, to, the, the, to, th. thi, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, is.a.a.a.a.a. the, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is. to just you know you represent the country I mean the company you know you're giving up a little bit of your freedom it's just true or you go the role of like Joe Rogin who creates this own market for himself yeah and he can say what the fuck he wants because no one can fire him yeah it's it's just that's why I don't do that I think if you book big just delete your Twitter just fucking the stuff that they're fighting about people back in the, I mean.

Yeah, just sifting through old tweets. Which that's what people do, the moment. Is there an app for that or is there someone with no fucking time? No time. No time. No time. No time. No the time. in our society now, once somebody gets big, trolls out there go, how can I take this person down? And it's anybody too. Melissa, Signor, they try, she's the nicest girl I've never met. They tried to cater kicked off Saturday Night Live. And it has nothing to do with actually invoking any kind of change. They don't care. They just go in there. They want to game hunting. Yeah. It's like that is they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they just. They just they just they just they just they just they just they just going. They just going. They just going. They just going. They just going. They just going. They just going. They just going. They just going. They just go. They just go. They just go. They just go. They just go. They just go. They just go. They just go. They just go. They just go. They just go. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just. They just go. They just go. They just go. They just go. They just go. They just go. They just go. They just. They just. They just. They just. they're just. they're just. They big things. It's like I cost him a gig. And it's like, okay, congrats man. Yay for you. How do you make the world?

Right. I was to say, taking them down. They feel like it's a win column for them. Yeah, it's crazy. And you guys are all from it? And what's it like West Coast, East Coast? Like, and same thing, do you care? I mostly go up in Brooklyn, little shows, in New York and stuff like that. So I'm still kind of new to comedy. I've only been doing it for like two years. But there's a scene in New Jersey.

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for the whole idea of how to get out of LA in an apocalypse situation. And that's kind of what your podcast is about. Tell us about your podcast. So my podcast is a podcalyps. We go into, we kind of just like make fun of different apocalypse situations. We go back in history, we did the Spanish influenza, we do like a zombie apocalypse, a tech apocalypse, it's fucking hilarious, but we talk a lot about bug out bags and how, what you're gonna pack when the world ends. Well how do, real quick before you, the bug out bags because I love this topic, how do people become zombies? Is it super gonorrhea? Is that what makes? Yes, super herpes? Yeah, you get the super gonorrononononononononopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopopo-a? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the apocalypse apocalypse apocalypse apocalypse apocalypse. they apocalypse. they apocalypse. they apocalypse, they? they? they? It's apocalypse, it's, it's, it's apocalypse, it's, it's, it's, it's apocalypse, it's, it's, it's apocalypse. It's, it's, it's, it's apocalypse. It's, it's, it's apocalypse. It's, it's, it's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. thi? thi? they? thi? they? they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. It's, Everybody eventually become. It's super herpes. Is it gonorrhea all over you?

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whatnot. So if you have a cat chances are toxoplasmosis will be transferred to you via a fly, like a flea bite and then you yourself are more likely to take more chances.. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the t. t. t. the t. the tick tick the tick tick the tick the their their their their their t. It. It. It. It their their their their their their their their their. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tip. It's. It's tip. It's a te. It's a te. It's a tell. It's a tell. It's a their, their, their theirtransferred to you via a fly, like a flea bite. And then you yourself are more likely to take more chances if you're a man to be a cage fighter to drive a motorcycle and if you're a woman you're more likely to be sexual. But there's more, it's like it's this odor that comes off of a litter box too that makes you obsessed with cats even further. Like you get like a weird feeling in your body that you're like, I fucking love cats. And it's just, is that why cat people are so creepy?

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Jejutsu came from there, so it makes you just the coolest person basically. You can probably dance, you can fuck. So interesting. And what about Brazilian cats? They're probably. They fuck. You think Brazilian people fuck?

You know, man. That's crazy. You think Brazilian people fuck come up with Brazilian cats, they fuck, you know what I mean? Oh man, that's crazy. Yeah, it's wild. So cat? The butts on those Brazilian cats, woo! They're gonna start the whole fucking zombie apocalypse. Yes. Yeah.

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They're all very calm, too. It's fucking spooky. Yeah. Yeah. Too calm for holding that many guns. We'll take the tunnels and they just like at 10 shovels go up. Yeah, it's so interesting man They're usually overweight and in their 60s. I'm like what kind of how long are you gonna survive? Well, they're all ex-military. Yeah and cops. There's a bunch of Bronx cops that are preppers. Whoa. So you guys are just gonna leave us?

We we we're good luck. Well, dude once out, there's no law, no law. The illusion of structure will go away and you could tell this, because you ever see like a traffic signal go out, chaos breaks out. Yeah, immediately. It becomes knuckle dragger, alpha versus alpha on who's going to get through this fucking light. We act like there's some rules, but nobody fucking cares. We, we talked about this before.. the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, there, their, there, there, there, there, there, there their their their, fucking light. We act like there's some rules, but nobody fucking cares. We talked about this before, but one of my favorite sketches of all time on Saturday Night Live

was Will Farrow doing the news and then a teleprompter breaks down and they gotta do it. And they come back from commercial, and it gets farther, he's eating fucking heads, right? It's like, that's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th.... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's like the rules of society are just there to get us once everything's working well. Once it that's gone, it is gonna be chaos. But I always wonder if like, because you know it's like, we just did an episode with a buddy of mine from high school who was super religious and his name is El Dorado and we, that's his nickname, he got super into the Bible and he was like breaking down like what is going on in the Middle East right now and how it's

all just like end of days craziness. Like there are people who've read the Bible that are in very powerful places that are forcing this shit to happen. It's a script. Yeah, yeah, they're taking it literal. Yeah, like Brexit, that are forcing this shit to happen. It's a script. Yeah, yeah, they're taking it literal. Like Brexit, the leaving, that is all old biblical craziness. Like the lost tribes of Israel, Brexit, UN versus the lost tribes of Israel, all this, all foretold a long time ago. And there's crazy people who invested so much time into this and they're getting into

their 70s and their 80s and like nothing's happened and they're freaking the fuck out. So they're like doing whatever they can to get this rapture party started, right? Which is like send as anybody in 23 me that's got Hebrew in their DNA, boom, you can go hang out on it. They're just trying to pack it in. So true. Well, if you look into a lot of the cults, like cults that said, you know, where the world is ending fucking September 21st, right? Right. And it gets to September 21st then they'd have to get out of there. They're just like buying time. Y2K.

Yeah. Everyone was like, it's gonna restart. And then nothing. And these are giant money grabs. A lot of like the Y2K was just a money grab. Yeah, it's just like, you know, you just, we're going to get back into the bug bag, but it's like you take a look, it's like, you remember a year ago, there were Nazis everywhere? Everywhere there was Nazis.

You couldn't turn, you go look under your bed, there's a Nazi with a tiki torch hanging out, right? Like, nothing, don't hear about, where, where, there's there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, there, there, there, there, there, there, th.. there, th. th. th. th. th. there, th. th. there, there, there, there, there, there, there, like,that. They just sat down they're done I guess. Yeah they're just like they called it a day you know North Korea was everyone it's just and like you just start learning how like they can literally like turn the outrage on press a button. Outrage outrage outrage. Hit the button. Outrage. Yeah. And it's just like if they just emotionally manipulate us right. So like if you're always wondering. And I'm're you're 15 episodes in so I'm sure you're learning as you're going. Oh, absolutely. Like is there immense pressure on people to almost have this apocalypse happen to warrant like all this investment into that type of lifestyle? Like wasn't there a prepper show where like they were just prepping and prepping and pre and then they got bored so they started a weed company? Yeah. I think people just need to fucking occupy their hands. Yeah.

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It shows that on the website, it's like a little African kid just like kneeling down into like this disgusting pond and you can just drink out of that. I'm crazy. Is this all available on Alex Jones' website? Amazon. Yeah. Oh my god. I'm only buying Alex Jones. Yeah. He's all about silver. You just got to consume so much silver. Oh my God. He's hoarding silver in his body.

He's a silver mine. Yeah. The other one is he definitely got to have a first aid kit. Hold on, dude. We got the light. You can't. So it's called the UV light. What it does is it basically kills anything about. But you can't just like a to the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be. to be. to be. to be to be. to be to be. to be the the the to be. to be. toe. toe. toe. thoer. the the the the hea. hea. hea. hea. hea. hea. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. thi. thi. thi. toda. toda. toda. today. today. th. th. thi. the the thi. like a cup of like AIDS blood and expect to be all right, but everything else.

Hold on. Do you are you saying that the light kills AIDS? Why wouldn't they use that right now? Just go around West Hollywood just hitting everybody with it? Like men in black just like a fucking Jesus? But wait wait wait, wait, wait, how much we talking? Life straws cheap. I think the light is like a couple hundred dollars. They're not that bad because people take them camping. Let me ask you do, do they wear out? Do I have to get another life straw? That's what we were joking about like. Do we have to get batteries for it? What the thuks? You have to be throwne. By their that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that that thatthe that that tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho that? that? that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. ta. ta. tha. thae. thae. thae. thaea. thauuuuuuuuuu. thaea. thaea. tha. tha. tha tha. tha. tha. that. Yeah. It might be nuclear-powered and you probably just get radiation down. You just sucking radiation down. You won't live past three months anyway. Yeah, I get nose hair trimmers and they break after two weeks.

They're $15. It's not going to last. That might be on you though. Well, I got Armenianforestation. So yeah, definitely water, first aid kit, because out there since injury can mean certain death. I don't know if you ever got an affected cut out in the woods, you suddenly realize like, oh, shit man. Yeah, sporn is a miracle drug.

100%. I'll throw Nealsporn on everything. Everything. I don't even give a shell throwing on some hams and eggs. And you ready? Here's a surprising one, a tarp. An 8 by 10 tarp is one of the best survival tools you can have in order to make a quick shelter. Wow. Have you made like a lean to or anything like this guys? Yeah.

You know what I've decided? You know where the real money is in? Fucking wheels? long took him to put it on suitcases flying why we put some bug out bags with some how American is that yeah if you can't pull it yeah and then you know then I'm gonna leave it behind like Jerry just put on your back he was I'm not not I'm gonna do that and that's how we lost Jerry as soon as it got to dirt you like this over there like a pinewood derby car just like putting wheels on you like Jerry just a hole in the back that's how towns will start it'll be just like Jerry Jerry Lind you'll be like how did this start out of guys lazy I'm not leaving here I'm not leaving here yeah yeah well you ever think about that like how did settlers settle Phoenix Arizona like how ho ho ho why it is how why why why why why why are they just like fuck man they just like they just like fuck man they they're just just just just just just just just just they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're to they tttttttttttttell tttell tttttell ttttell they they they they they they they're they're they're they just like, fuck, man, let's just die here? And then some- They just got hot. And they're like, can we stop?

Yeah. And then somebody came by a few years later and was like, you know there's water like right there? Yeah. Are you kidding me? I'm the mayor. I can't leave. Well, one time when I was driving up, me and my buddy, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, to, to, uh, to, uh, to, to, th. th. to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. And, the. And,, we had to go back to Vegas to do a charity event. And halfway to Vegas, my car engine explodes.

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It's like there's nothing we're stuck right so we go to bed. We wake up like 20 feet that way was the phone Oh, oh my god. He's just gone the wrong way and he didn't find a fucking phone. That's amazing. Because it was so dark, man. I just drove, I was in Arizona for Memorial Day weekend and I'd never been to the Grand Canyon and I stayed in this place called Happy Jack Arizona and I was, when I got back, there was no gas in my car. I didn't realize it and the closest gas station was 25 miles away. Oh my God. Yeah, and I was like, I don't know what I'm gonna do, you know, and it was like, here's where I die.

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And I said, you know, it's funny because they were so kind the people that we rented from, but they were just like, yeah, you have to help everybody out here, because there's nothing, you know what I mean? And like the cell service was no, I mean, it was like, how much was that a gallon? $50? Brother, I work for them now. Yeah. I'm an indentured sermon, thrown, this is it was like I say it was life-saving we we couldn't get there because Winslow was the next town in the other direction It was 40 miles and it was crazy and you don't notice that you're driving back

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China isn't perfect by any means what they do to stand up in China they'll tell me, they built 20, like five tunnel systems in 20 years because they just do it. But what about the buildings? They have a 3D printer that built, because I was there for stand up too. A 3D printer is building buildings. It's like, and we are on our seventh president since that train started to get built. It's like unbelievable. Yeah, that that true that actually that train was named after Garfield. It was just like, you're not gonna happen now. I wonder if 3d printers can make bug out bags. Do you think they got that going? That'd be cool. They can make a lot of crazy shit. Yeah. So we need a tarp right. A tarp. A tarp. A tarp. A tarp. A tarp. A tarp. A tarp. A tarp. A tarp. A tarp. A tarp. A tarp. A tarp. A tarp. A tarp. A tarp. A tarp. A tarp. A tarp. A ta. A that's. A that's. A that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. A that's. A that's. A that's. A that's. A that's. A that's. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. ta. that that that ta. ta. ta. that that ta. ta. that that tr. that that that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that that that is why is it super important you can make shelter you can collect rain water why are we afraid of drink rain so bad is it that it

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And I got it like on my 17th birthday party. Yeah, you have until that 18 year. Is that like in a black belt? It is less than 3% ever achieved the rank of Eagle. If I was to go into like the military, I would have moved up a couple ranks automatically. It's a pretty hard. It's hard. Yeah. I didn't get there. It's like the Navy Seals of like kids activity. Stephen Spillberg, Harrison Ford, the dude that supposedly walked on that fake moon set right around the corner from here. Oh, Bruce. Yeah. One small step, yeah, yeah. The actor Neil Armstrong. I-N-DB that shit. That's his only credit, and from here to the moon with Tom Hanks.

Never did an interview about it, is that crazy? Like you've done one of the greatest things of all time? And you've never done an interview on it? Very strange. If he grew up with Instagram, it would be possible. He'd be out there every day, be like, hey, I'm on the moon. With a puppy phase? With the moon graphic, he has like, date me two year later, like, that's Mars, you son of them. Not to get to, uh, do you still do Tom Hanks?

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List are upset or call themselves the Bushcraft Party boys and they go into the woods and they go pretend like they're intense camping with all their fucking knives and their bear bags and they bring stakes. It's very glamorous. Yeah. But in their minds they are the Bushcraft party. How do you think those that compilation or that I don't know if that's where but that group of genetics how do you think that group would do during the apocalypse? Oh very bad. Yeah I I think Ari would survive. I think he's the one of all them Ari would survive. Yeah, he's a fucking scrappy little Jew. Yeah. And he's always naked, his balls are always out and he's okay with that. I think he'd get fucking survival instincts. Joe List is very nervous. Yeah. He's got a small mouth. He won't be able to blow. They were they try to start fire fire fire to to start to start fire the fire to start fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire. And the fire. And the fire. And the fire. the fire. the fire. the fire. the fire. the fire. the fire. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I the the their. I their. their. their. their. I. their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I......................................................... the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. they were they try to start fire and he couldn't even get the fire

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And it was Tom Petty. It was Tom Petty. It was. It was like, I to'n't. the, I kind of killed Tom Petty in a way. Remember we were driving by his last, one of his last concerts by the Hollywood Bowl? And you're like, what's all this shit? I was like, man, it's Tom Petty. He's gonna be dead anyway soon. Yeah. And like a week later, Sam's like, you kids, like, you're like a prophecy.

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Usually knives are just metal and then attached to the wood end. I know this is audio media. No, it's fine. It's fine. No, there's actually cameras. So people on YouTube will like it. So definitely we got to get these five things in our bug out bag. Everything else you guys figure it out, you know, and be sure you want some sort of headlamp. They have like headlamps like that actually are, you know, wind up style so that they'll last longer because batteries ain't going to last. Yeah. Well, there's the Russian one where you do this with your hand. Yes. And then it just goes. Yeah. I mean, how about you just like chill out in your house till the sun comes back up?

Like why are we walking around in the fucking dark in the forest at night? We got to get out. When shit hits the fan, we got to move out of the metropolitan area. Yeah, because people start killing other people. Well, I think the key is let everybody go crazy at first, then slowly make your way out. Like bunker down in your place with your guns, you know, your lady and you're, you know, and you just chill out and your dog. Yeah, I get it, yeah. Light a couple candles for about two weeks. Watch some DVDs. You guys always say people kill it. Just sit quietly and

then dude when it's done move slowly through the night with roller blades on. Roller blades I think are big key to the apocalypse. Very cool. They just get out of town and move quickly without meeting gas right? Roller blades in really short shorts. Yeah you don't want the win resistance in a pants. For sure. After this podcast comes out, Amazon's going to be like roller blades, buscraft knives and tarps. People who purchased tarps also purchased roller blades. For sure, dude. And butter.

Crazy, dude. Roller blades are the key to getting out of town. And stay away from grocery stores, because that's where everyone's going. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So do you guys have pets? I know you do, Sam. Yeah, she's surviving, dude. If you think I meet my dog, you're fucking nuts.

I'll kill everybody before I kill my dog. I'll kill the dog. Everybody dies. them like with you, you know, they're they can take care of themselves if you're like let's go the dog will just move on its own. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they get it. Yeah, they get it. Yeah, like fucking cats that make you want to be homicidal. What happens with the talk to see plasma people who are like, I fucking love my cat. Yeah, they go to a place today. Yeah, they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they they go they they go they go they go they they they go they they they they they they get they get they get they get they get they get they get it's they get it's they get it. their they get it. their their their their their their their their their they get their they get they get they get they get they get they get they get they get. they get. It they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're just. that's that's to th. to to that's to. that's that's to. that's to that's to to to to th. th. the. they get they get they get There's just one cat up there, dude. Jerry, licking his balls? Have you guys heard of these underground cities that are existing right now in the U.S. everywhere? Underneath Vegas? What?

There's, I don't know that one. I know that one. I know the underground tunnels. Yeah, there's underground. Oh, yeah, there's actual cities beneath. of them where people are living in the tunnels. Yeah but they I mean like but it's not like it's like a city dude but it's like homeless people right? It's like the apocalypse started already well I pictured a fucking like Atlantis for a second when you said. Yeah I don't know what because in LA where we're talking about those those those train system that's already there

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Yeah, it's zero trash down there. They blast club. They have DJs. They only have DJs. to Blaze, uh, Blade and you just made it white trash, right? That's what it, that's Romanian underground. That's, yeah, it's crazy. That's clubbing right there. Yeah, it's fucking. How much you want this dog, get a taste fat, get a face tat and some

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the country. And it was one of, he was a guy, he was a guy that I'm like if I told you I'm like oh he's right there you're like dude there's no one there oh that guy he's been dead for 40 years he's one of that type of guy he had the the eyes of a man I'm gonna send you a pick he had the eyes of a man that had seen a thousand deaths and it like you just saw that guy the try to the the to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tte tttry I I ttooooooooooooooooooooooooo the te's the the the the the the the the the the the the the guy, you could just tell, like, he feared nothing. And I was like, I wonder where that guy grew up. What was that guy's story? You know, it's like, we always hear this things about, like, oh, in the 1700s, there is the plague. You're like, that shit is all going on right now,

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It's like, you trust these people who have busted lying to you a thousand times before. And you just like, the day, you know, this is a conspiracy show and we talk about. The difference between us and everybody else is we keep score. When other people score when other people just move on it's almost like a goldfish mentality it's like what's next what's next what's it's like this you have no object permanence like everything is for the first time and you want super trust it's like I seen this script fucking before man it we live in crazy you know what's funny about object permanence is they were saying with social media and everything that people are going to be starting to get dementia in their 30s and 40s.

Whoa. Because we can't retain anything. And so it's unbelievable. So the notion that people are dumber now than ever, I just don't agree with that. People are just oversaturated with useless knowledge. Yeah, their 90% of your brain being used at? I was, dude. It's got to be for the simulation machine, right?

That's why it's something. Right? It's got to be the simulation machine. That's like, it's like, it's like, it's a theilet's the the alien in there. It's just a little... Just driving stick shift for some reason. Two stick shifts. He's like, it's like, you know, those claw machines? Or you have like two?

He's like, oh man, I didn't mean to pee. Now I'm pooping. We can't get it, we're like, muh. It's like when you drop your phone and you can't get it right away. There's a guy in your head going like no can never get the bear checking all them cards like fuck backing up I'm just made a bigger bigger smaller than they oh well hey guys where can everyone find everything about you guys everything let me know where tell them all where they can find a pod clips let me you can follow me

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