Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #955: The Unholy War Of Feminism, EMF Poisoning And The Little Season With Topher Gardner

Episode Date: January 9, 2026

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Tinfoil hat. Oh, what the fuck are you guys people talking about? Global controls have to be imposed and be created to enforce them. Welcome to tinfoil half. We go deep, home, boy. Eric, drink from the fountain of knowledge. That's some interdimensional shit. This is only the beginning.

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It's going to be a huge year as we march towards the 1,000th episode. We're working on where the big 1,000th episode. episode's going to be, hopefully Austin, but we'll see. But before we bring our guests in, and we're very excited to have them. This Saturday is the big day. Everyone's talking about it. Word, war, debate. That's right.

In Atlantic City, grab your tickets. If you're anywhere on the East Coast, drive up to Atlantic City, watch history happen. We're very excited. And if you can't make it to Jersey, we will be live streaming. it. So I'm getting to the times. Oh, it starts at 2 p.m. everybody. 2 p.m. Eastern. That's when the show starts. We're very excited about it. There will be fireworks, fun. If you can make it, come join us because there's going to be a huge after party. And then on the 16th, I will be in San Luis Obispo. Enough of that. Let's get into a very excited how I'm on. I just did his wonderful podcast. And now he's on my podcast.

when him and Jim Lee came on, I'd have to say it's one of the greatest episodes we've ever done on the show. I mean, I went on Joe Rogan talked about, tried to give those guys as much credit as I could about weather manipulation, and he's back, back in the saddle, ready to do it in 2026, our first guest, very excited.

Please welcome back to the show, my good friend and yours, Tover Gardner. How are you, buddy? I'm doing great, Sam. It's great to be back. We're very excited to have you on. You're one of my favorite guests. You know, I did your show after scheduling conflicts. We finally made it happen. Yes, sir.

The people loved it. What does the name of your podcast again so they could check it out because we were spitting fire? It was fires. The Biochrisma podcast and in Biochrysma is Biochar. And that's my company that I've launched is Black Gold Biochar. So I'm all about the carbon these days, teaching people about the big carbon lie that's been out there, the attack on carbon. And so, yeah, that's been my thing. That's been my role since 2013. It's really crazy.

But we'll get into the carbon stuff because I think we're living in the most hilarious time ever. Yes. So, Tofar, before we get into it, I know you've been on a show a couple times, but I always like to, you know, let the guests know where they can find. you just tell us a little bit about yourself and where our listeners can find you yeah i'm the host of the biochrisma podcast you can get me on all the players i have three companies i have a construction company called coral domes and people that want to go see my work they can go totoferhq.com that has all my work in central america i haven't been posting any of the finished pictures of what i've been building here in the in the states the last couple of years uh i have that company i have that company

Then I also have my company that deals with the biochar that I already brought up. And then I also have my longest held business has been in deep tissue, myofascial release. So I've been working on people, busting them up forever. And all those things you can find at Toferhq.com. Toferhq.com. So, you know, you brought up carbon. It's probably one of the most hilarious things in the world when I see progress.

is still talking about climate change. Right. You know, I do this joke on stage. It never gets a laugh, but I don't care because I like to do it. And it's basically about how when, you know, there are things today that we used to have when we were young. But they had different names. Like when I was young, you know, they have male feminists today. Back then we called them grapest.

They would be grapest. You know? Right? That's what we called them back in the day because that's what they're doing. Like ladies, if a guy's a male feminist, just always trying to figure out how to get down your pants. Just know that. Definitely. And in the back of the day, we had, you know, climate change fires, but we called them arson back then. It was a different, it was a different name for the same thing.

That's what they did. Yeah. You know, we live in Fire Central, you know, California, where we literally have a major. running for re-election after she burned the city down. And she's gaslighting us. Like, none of that happened. None of that. We didn't have any right.

It's just unbelievable. But, but, you know, so when I see people still, like, crying about climate change, I just think about what ridiculously stupid bubble that they're in. They're just in a dumb bubble. And they don't actually ever go back and look at the things they've been champion, and if anything actually happened. You know, whether it's El Gore's movie or all, you know,

you list all the things that climate scientists have told it's going to happen. Guess what percentage of it's happened? Zero. Zero. Zero. It's very shocking to me that, and again, it gets into this rich kids love a war that has no goal line. You could just fight it forever and you're never going to ever have to worry about winning because you can't win it. How can you end racism? What is the end of racism? What is the end of

sexism? Homophobia, transphobia. It doesn't matter. It's not meant to be won. It's meant to be waged. And climate change is like that. What are your thoughts? I totally agree. You know, change when I heard that, like, there's nothing more malleable than our environment. Like, we're all terraformers, right? Everything's always changing. Like, I think there's a Dallas proverb that's that they say is like thousands of years old where they say you can never step in the same stream twice or the same river twice that's literally saying all the the only constant that there is is change so the absurdity to think that oh oh there there's climate change of course there's climate change they had to they had to rebrand from global warming yes you're right you know

Because, you know, late 90s, early 2000s, they were like, oh, global warming. And they're like, oh, we've have record cools all over the place. There's snow in Phoenix. There's snow and Phoenix. They're like, but it's global warming. You're like, what are you talking about? Yeah, dude. I've lived and built all over the world.

And the one, the constant that I've seen that the UN has propagated is they change like the good old Catholic guilt, like where you had to pay your like 10% tied because you're a sinner. They converted it into green guilt. They made it into, oh, we're going to make these people feel extremely guilty for just breathing carbon dioxide. Because we're going to get that 10%. We're going to get that extra 10%. And then we're going to convince them the gamble or play lotto and get the tax from the retards that way too. But we're going to get our 10%. So I think that's all they did because I saw this branding in India. I saw this branding. in Central America. I saw the same branding happening in Central Europe also.

It's the same thing. It's like you need to feel bad just for living. And then we're going to weaponize the only constant that there is, which is change. Yeah. You're totally right on that. It's like it's shocking like how they've taken basic needs and basic constants and weaponize them. So we get really upset, you know, and it's like,

don't have kids because there's too many people. Why the elites have, I mean, Elon Musk has never pulls out. Right. He has a thousand kids. Half of them are trans. Which at least he's championing, you know, repopulation of the planet. He's, you know, there are much

worse examples from Hollywood, especially of these guys that just cannot stop rutting and throwing their seat out who are like genuinely I would love to have a thousand. true. If I was a billionaire, I would have a thousand kids. Oh, yeah.

You couldn't stop me. Yeah, I would never. Everyone's getting sauce. Forget about it. Yeah. Because you could argue that's a genuinely beneficent thing to do. Like, you're really benefiting the planet. If you're a billionaire, taking care of all those kids.

Yes. Let them grow up. It's good karma. But then you would be like gang as con. Like, eventually you'd have so many kids, it would just, you'd be like a... Oh, I see. Like, you're the genetic father of all these people. Well, why?

would you say that's bad? I think that means you're winning. Are you saying he has shitty jeans? No, I'm saying eventually, eventually they will be a little bit of incest. Oh, interesting. No, I'll make them, you got to move. I think we're far enough down the line where the incest thing isn't a natural thing. It's been proven. Like, I saw this incredible study that happened in Britain, I think, from 1980 to 1990. And the study started, and the studies started off as a contraception study and then it had to shift about three or four years into it because so many of the women were cheating on their man and whoever and whoever they would cheat with they wouldn't use contraception so then it became a sociological study on why and when do women use

contraception and the truth of the matter was was most of the time you know tina was you know sleeping with Magic Johnson or whatever, they wouldn't use contraception because women typically, when they were in the presence of a true alpha or somebody that they perceived as an alpha, a lot of times they did not, they never used anything. And I saw that in the athlete world.

Like I come from professional athletics and like, dude, all my friends had a lot of kids, like a lot. Zion just yesterday had that video come out of that only fans model, you know, it's like who you think my baby daddy is. And it was like Zion been over in her living room or something. Right. You can't stop. Well, you know, I remember I think it was Blake Griffin was telling the story where like you'd use a condom.

Then you would take the condom, tie it up, put it in the toilet and flush it down. Well, Drake has this. I don't know if this was real, but I mean, it was some TMZ stuff. But Drake claims that he used to put hot sauce in his condoms. and then supposedly some chick went in there, try to use his spurn and burn it up. It wasn't real, but it was on TMZ type of thing where he claimed to put hot sauce in his condom

so then girls can burn themselves while they go in there. Dude, I had college coaches literally, like literally giving us, like advice on how to like, you know, avoid the gold diggers. Like, dude, like none of this is new. Like this is like something sociologically that's not really talked about because you brought up feminists to begin with. Feminists hate hearing that most panties drop in front of an alpha. They hate hearing that because they're like, no, our power is

in our cubicle status. Wrong. No, no, no, the powers in the panties. And the thing is, is like, when women get around high status men, panties drop. It's just, that's what happens. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So basically, guys, If she actually used a condom, she doesn't think you're hot stuff. Dude, there's some truth. There's some truth to that, though. Like, there's some truth. She's going to give it off what she doesn't want you to knock her up. Exactly.

There's like some, I've only been around, I would say, in my entire life, I think I've only been around like two, like, real alpha males. Dude, and I talk to them about their sex life and stuff like that, there was never, ever. ever, ever a question about contraception, ever. Yeah. Not once. I mean, because at the end of the day, we're primal and they, and that, that, you know, who's I talking to? Was it you, Johnny or somebody?

Yep. Maybe it was on a broken simba. I was talking about, like, you can tell who's living a more proper life based on their energy and happiness. Yeah. Right? Like, compare SEC football fans to Antifa, right? Like, who seems a lot happier?

right that's right have you ever seen a sad as like a miserable SEC football fan no they're living a very primal family driven loving football kind of life right they got their wife their kids they're so proud to be banging their wife all the time they're just proud people right and then you got the antiva people like i was telling um i just said Gavin McGinnis's uh podcast the other day he was uh because he's going to be one of the the talking heads on World War debate and we were just like I looked at

because I did a show with them, a stand-up show and Antifa came and they were just look so unhealthy dude. They just looked miserable. Yeah, no you're right. They just looked miserable as they are.

Yeah, right? So it's like are you getting close to God? You're getting farther from God? Yeah. And that's, I mean, that's soundly biblical, you know, you can judge a person by the fruits of their labor and you can yeah i mean spiritual fruit the same thing yeah it's that's it's so intimate with the antifa especially i mean i there's something to me like significant about them hiding their faces like why are you why are you hiding your face everywhere those guys don't they're not they're not

you can't really argue they're worried for their lives or anything so i think it's really primal like like shame or something essential you know yeah yeah deeply yeah it's just very weird If your hair's dyed at a super bright color, I'm not saying everybody. That's another way of hiding, though, that. You know what I mean? Well, even with a lot of tattoos, and I'm a guy with a lot of tattoos, there's something to that as well. You know, like, why are you, you know, disguising your body so much? There's something to that, right?

I mean, it's just the way it is. And I'm a guy who has a lot of tattoos playing on getting more, you know? But it's, again, you know, and I get hit up a lot by a lot. all five of our female listeners. And they're like, that's not me. I'm not that. And I go, you're totally right. And I'm not talking about you.

I'm not talking about you specifically. I'm talking about the cult of feminism. And that's what we're talking about. You can tell when someone is deeply lost in the cult of feminism. And you ever see these pictures of like a girl goes to college, how she looks when she leaves high school, goes college. then one year in the college, she looks absolutely monstrosanous. Is that even a word?

Monstrous. Monstrous, maybe. She looks just completely, like, lost, like a million piercing green, neon green hair and all that stuff, because they start worshipping at a not natural altar. They start fighting their own drive. And you have primal drives. And guys, let's say, you could do it too. There's definitely guys who, you know, you see them go with the eyes.

You got that one kid now that's kind of become this alpha influencer. And he's like he's microdosing speed. Have you seen that? No. He microdoses speed. Really? Yeah, he's talking about those guys that like he also like dusting to his face. So he like enhancing themselves.

Body modification. Yeah. No, but there's a term for it's not gloating. He's maxing. Is it called look maxing? Yeah. This sounds like a bunch of old guys talk. But it is really.

It's like look maxing and it's like, it's like gay. It's like, and you ask him like, do you got a girlfriend? I suppose he got in a fight with his girlfriend on video and something happened, but he's like, I don't even care about chicks. I just want to impress guys. I'm like, that's the word of shit I've ever heard my life. Women do that. Women dress to impress other women. Right.

What do you think about Nick Fuentes being a virgin? You think he is one? Do you think he's just claiming that? Because when your parents did it? I think that's different. when your parents did it. What do you think? He's a virgin with a woman.

He might not be a virgin. You know, so somebody has somebody has to be specific with him because I get nothing but gay vibes from that. The truth of the matter is literally, like literally happy people don't tell other people what to do. So all you have to do is look around your environment. If you have somebody telling you that you should do something, you know they're miserable. Misery. Misery loves company. If you're with a haughty and you just have this like great

loving, you know, physical, physicality with them and everything's going right and you got, you know, money in the bank, you're not telling anybody anything what to do. You're not. It's a very interesting thing because there's a lot to what you're saying. You know, um, you know, listen, we were just talking to XG. He's a Mexican who snowboards, which is the most unnatural thing in the world. That just broke my mind. Yeah, it's not natural. He's trying to he's trying to do white shit, right?

And we looked up and the country of Mexico has won zero Winter Olympic medals. Zero, not one. None. None. They haven't even won the, what was it, Johnny Curling? It's just basically housekeeping on ice.

They didn't even win that. And Sam was talking shit and I thought we should have won that at least. I was like, Sam, got some point. You should. You should get all. All the maids from Holiday Inn and just throw them on ice skates and watch them clean the ice rink. Are you sure Mexican snowboarding isn't like, you know, code for like, let's run some cocaine or something? That's the only snorboarding that they're doing is running drugs. That's it.

They need their own cool runnings. Remember that with John Cannon? Oh, that was a good movie. Yeah, that was a good movie. We have to get like a outlaw Olympics where it's like all the illegal stuff and who's the best at that. Oh, yeah. Dude, that's the original Wayans movie. I'm going to get you, nigger, where they had, like, the inner city Olympics.

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Why are you guys doing this? It's like you're, oh, you shouldn't be doing this. You're fighting nature, guys. You're fighting nature. He's three years away from when I say men hit the wall. Men hit the wall at 35. And then you start feeling everything. Rig of Mortgage starts setting in.

And then, you know, if you watch all the red pill, Manosphere stuff, they talk about the women hitting the wall. And that hits around 35. And you can call me male chauvinist pig or whatever you want. but it is kind of crazy that the, you know, the wall happens in the mid, for women, mid, 35 and older. And then the demographic that reports to have the highest rate of depression and mental illness is progressive women in their 40s, which is right after the wall. And again, does not mean you don't have value. That's not what that means.

There's gorgeous women in their 40s, 50s. I mean, like, I'm sure when I'm 70 and 80, I'll be plowing, 60 year olds, but, you know, it's like, it's just biologically, that's just what happens. You're not meant to be in the game forever for men and women, you know? That's totally true. But if you watch, hold on real quick, if you watch, and now shut up, but you watch the feminist propaganda, it's almost like, can they get them to that wall making horrible mistakes and going against their biological drive?

And then once they hit the wall, like, ah, too bad. there you go. You're trapped now. You're trapped. And they won't tell the truth to the younger ones. Well, it's denial as much as anything, don't you? Do you think it's conscious or it's denial? I think it's denial.

I think for a lot of them, they're in denial. They're like, I am happy, damn it? You know what I mean? Yeah. Well, it's like people double down when they make mistakes. Yes. Yeah. And if you're a woman that missed your window, because if you have any age under your

belt at all, you know most of life is in. negotiation. And so what we're talking about is when do you have the most leverage in a negotiation? Women have the most leverage in a negotiation when it comes to social equity when they're young because they can give kids. It's fertility, dude. And it's leverage, though. This is what we're talking about are leverage is. So when a woman's talking about worth, Worth equates to leverage in a negotiation, right? Dude, this Yale economist just came out with this book that's awesome. It's called bullshit jobs.

I was shown this in the 90s. Like, I literally had a VP of American- I think I bought that book. I think you told me about me about it. I don't know where it is. Yeah, I told you. I think I did in our conversation. I brought it up.

But the book is amazing because literally all of feminism, can be summed up in this and this guy doesn't go there because he's still working for a university and stuff like that. But when you look at, he said 90% of jobs aren't necessary. That 90% of jobs,

they were created so that the women would leave the house, that they wouldn't be the stable mother. Like literally all of feminism was engineered along with all these bullshit jobs to actually create this thrust to get women in an unnatural environment. And dude,

how many books are out there? I've interviewed like professional women over and over and over again that are psychologists. And there's book after book after book of how often women fall in love with their superior at the workplace. Yeah. And they knew this. psychologically they know like you put a woman away from the house where she's protected and loved and like taking care of kids you put her in an unnatural environment she's naturally going to like

be a traffic for security yeah to the alpha yeah and dude that's it's horrible and so say you're a woman that falls for all this because there's a ton of social conditioning that has these women believe that you go out into the workforce you're you're working your BS job you're you're You're like, yeah, I'm making some money. And then you lose that window from a social equity perspective with men. This is critical. With men, you don't have any leverage. You just don't.

It's that simple. Yeah, there's this whole thing where it's like, I hear, because I'm 53, a lot of my friends that came up with are now past that window. And they talk about how they think they're invisible. And it's like you're really not. It's just what you need to do now. earn everything. It's no longer given to you.

It's just the way it is. But not to stay on this topic too long, but what, you know, how I hear women talk about children and how I hear men talk about sex is shocking to me right now. Men don't want to engage in sex anymore.

Right? Which is so odd. It's so odd. It's so odd to me that like it's not the primary. drive of a young guy. Now, I know if you're in a relationship, that's fine. You don't want to cheat you and your girl. I respect that.

That's totally cool. What is that? Is that kid boys being raised by women more often? Is that what that is? I think it's a combination of whatever chemicals we're taking. I think it's the chemical thing. It's chemical castration. What they're giving to us is making us go against our biological drive.

Women. It's also the EMF, man. I'll tell you what. EMF. You get out into nature and like you have like, you have like a nice environment where there's no EMF going on and you have a couple days down by the campfire and you got a haughty by you, you're begging. But guys with all this EMF and all this ultra stimulation all the time, you're over stimulated.

So when the natural is around you. Yeah. And it's also that, you know, it's like comedy clubs are dealing with this right now. There's so much comedy on the internet that people like, why do I have to go? why do I have to go to see someone a comedy live when I could just watch it so unless an Andrew Schultz or Tom Segorah is coming through where oh I got to see him live because it's this huge comic why do I need to go I can just watch their special on the internet like strip bars are dealing with that there's so much sex on the internet that guys aren't going to strip bars like

they used to it's like why would I don't need to waste all my money I can just get this at home and it has done that. I mean, my daughters love their iPads. They love their iPads and you can yell and scream at me. Get them off the iPads. It's just the time that we're in. It's like impossible to let them go outside because there's so many creepers. And now they're on the internet talking to creepers.

It's like it's a real war on the soul right now, dude. It's a real war. I got to watch this like firsthand. I had a very specific experience. When I moved to Costa Rica, they hadn't the same. cell phone towers hadn't gone up yet. And the average family had four kids. And from 2007 to 2011, all the cell phone towers went up. And I had, you know, I have construction companies. So I had young men on my, on my crew. So you went from, from a house that would have on average

four kids where they might have two or three channels that they could watch on a crappy you know, cathode ray tube TV. Right. To within a few years, they had, you know, a flat screen, and then they had their cell phone where they had HD porn. We all got to grow up and kind of like, you know, simmer. Like, we're like the frog that doesn't get out of the pot because we were simmered with the level of exposure to pornography.

These guys went from zero to all of it. It ruined their mind. Now, out in the Campo, that's what they call the country. Out in the Campo, the average family is having less than two kids. That was in one generation with exposure to all this EMF and all the porn and all the stuff. It's a weapon. That and I honestly think that everyone having low T is literally your phone right next to your dick. Yeah.

I honestly think that's a reason for low T. People want to say another other reason, obviously low T, because of like porn, everyone's jerking off all the time so your tea isn't going up. But I also think it has to do with your phone right next. Like right now, look, I got a laptop right on top of it. Yeah, I've told you not to do that. No, we got this protector.

Your girlfriend's going to kill us. And we've talked about it. You fly all the time. You sleeping right next to the TV. Yeah. I mean, it's kind of crazy. It's just war. And again, ladies, I'm not going after you.

I'm just saying that the cult of the, the unholy war of feminism is like done incredible damage. And you see a lot of the younger generation because they zig and they zag, they, you know, that they're starting to wake up to it. But it's, again, we've talked about this before, but it's like, it's so crazy to listen to women, like, want to pick work over family. Because when you talk to the elderly people are, like, kind of on their way out, they always talk about how much, they work too much. It was just, they were just working too much. Do you think the peddrum might be swinging as of, like, right now?

Yeah. Like the kids that are growing up right now are not going to be so career-oriented where they're like, I actually want a family. I'm looking at my aunt. My aunt looks fucking sad with their four cats and no family. 100%. I have friends of mine that their windows are sure. I'm like, just at least have one kid. You got to have one kid.

It will make aging so much easier on you. Definitely. Because you don't care anymore. Like you don't care that the phone's not ringing. You don't care that you're not at the clubs. You don't care. your focus turns on the next year. And that's how it's supposed to go.

One thing that we should like bring up too is that we've been under like the the Rockefeller medicine industrial complex. And their whole thing has been we want lifetime illness. We don't necessarily want to kill people. And when you look at the statistics, this is so incredible. A woman that has three or more kids, she has like 90% less cancer. She has like, you know, she doesn't get uterine problems.

Like, the more children you have as a woman, it makes you like into like a superhuman. I met a woman in Nicaragua. Ladies, hit me up. I met a woman in Nicaragua that had 15 children and she was opening up her own coconuts at age 90. Like she was a hoss, man. What's the, so like, I was going to say, what's the blue zone? there's these things called blue zones where people live over 100. And all those, and it's usually females,

all those females always had like three or four kids, at least. At least. Yeah, these blue zones. Minimum of four. It's this one in Japan, and it's known to like make. Okinawa, right? Yeah. And all these females, guess what?

They have kids. Well, let's also, let's not just sit on women because it's, you know, it takes two to tango. But it's like, what are guys doing now? Like, they can't fill jobs anymore. Nobody wants to work. I had a friend of mine. You know, the summers, he would run public pools.

He can't get any lifeguards. These kids don't want to work. They all just want to be influencers. Like, and there's so many jobs. And this has come from guys who make their living podcast. I can understand the hypocrisy of that. But I literally can't do anything else. And I'm barely good at this.

You know what I'm saying? So, you know, but it's like jobs like electrician, Blummer, all that stuff is like they need those and they can't fill those jobs because everyone just wants to make, everyone just wants to go viral. And it's like, and what people don't understand, it's like watch the journey of an influencer.

They always end up miserable. Because you have to fill that beat, feed that beast all the time. I mean, okay, look, like we just talk about, we're blessed to have this thing and I go with my friends, right? And like, we're blessed because we do this. But we have to come up with content. We need gas, and then sometimes we need to make new T-shirts to sell new merch. My friends just go to work.

And they don't have to worry about jack shit as long as they show up and they send out emails. 100%. More than likely, though, they're part of that bullshit jobs thing. Like, literally, there's only like 10 things to do. What are the real jobs? The real jobs are the trades. And also, and having the abetting. and having the ability to do logistics where you're moving very heavy things in very awkward areas.

So you're always going to need repair people. Like no matter what you need repair people, robots aren't going to be repairing stuff for at least 20, 25 years. So you need people to, you know, be able to crawl in a crawl space. Like I have, I have very specific companies because I became aware of these things. things about 20 years ago. I have a construction company because there's always going to be the need for that. And I have a soil company because we need soil. So like those types of things where if men get into that, they're always going to have work. If you know how to weld, if you know how to be a plumber, if you even know how to do things like you'd be surprised. Like they need

people to like, you know, put on horseshoes. They need people to like men, strong men, to be able to do these things with animals that women can't handle all that well. There's so much work out there, but you have to be able-bodied. And the problem is with the same thing that's neutered men with their sex drive has neutered them with their bodies. Like the picture of my dad's, my dad's graduating class at Stranahan High School in 1963, it was like an Abercrombie Fitch model scene. There was like all the guys had six or eight packs. You know, they used to do like their, They had to pass PE. You didn't like just go and have like an hour to do nothing at high school.

Like they had to be able to do 100 pull-ups, 200 sit-ups. They had to run a mile in a certain amount of time. Men aren't being stressed physically anymore like we used to get stressed. And that's showing up. They don't, men don't want to experience stress out in the work field. What is your take on a lot of the stuff RFK is doing right now, RFK Jr. He just changed the food table. You know, when you look at the food groups,

most of that was bullshit. He's gone there just, it's a big announcement today. Redesigned it. The pyramid? Actually, like the food pyramid. He totally changed it. And listen, I am not a Trump fan.

Obviously what happened in Venezuela. I'm very anti-war. I don't want to hear about it. If you go, okay, it's about keeping China and Russia out of our hemisphere. That's fine. I'll hear that discussion. Anything else

is bullshit. Taking their oil, all that stuff. It's just bullshit, dude. But there are things that I like that he's doing. And you'll really, very quickly, realize if your state's fucked up or not.

When you realize that the Trump administration through RFK Jr., has taken the vaccine schedule from 70 down to 18, which is still a lot compared to when, you know, I'm older than you, Tofer, but when I was, it was like five or eight or so, like, really,

and none of it, it should be none. There should be none. That should be completely and utterly your discretion. Still, from 80 to 60. 70 down to like 18. That's tough. And guess what California said? fuck you, we're going to do whatever we want.

That just lets you know. Yeah. The stat you live in how bad it is that the guy who has been fighting corporations forever has, you know, he has, I think he plays a game where he's like, some vaccines are good, you know, he has to play a little game with them. But, you know, just to get anything done, he has to get a little one for you, two for us type shit. But that's a huge thing. I think so the vaccine thing has obviously been a problem. But getting back to the EMF side of things,

they're not going to need vaccinations when 6G and all this stuff comes out. Like 5G, I think when they rolled out 5G in 2020, I know specifically for me the effect that I had when they flipped on the 5G tower was what they claimed COVID was. I agree. And all the science that I've seen and all the people I've interviewed and like looked into is like every time there's a new frequency range or a frequency range that's now being, you know, utilized for tech, every time that occurs, there's a new, you know,

pandemic or virus or whatever. And worldwide, we can say this. worldwide in 2020 they flipped on 5G they did and worldwide there was supposedly this pandemic i think a lot because my i have family members that all got the the the vaccine my brother was the paul revere of the vaccines get the vaccines now now check this out they're all white and none of them had any problems my workers in Costa Rica, they all got the vaccine. They all, I mean, all of them went down. So we know that they target certain population groups with different things.

Like if you're at a certain zip code and you have a certain level of melanin in your skin and things like that. And you're like the one thing I was very aware of with Agenda 21 and Agenda 2030 was there are certain areas of the world. that the rich want to reclaim back for their, you know, their Westworld, their future Westworld. I didn't think of that forever. Africa is a big one, dude. Central America, California, like all these areas, that's their Westworld. They, they don't want people there. So I bet you in those areas, there might be a little something extra in the, in the pititipang, however you want to call it. I don't know what I'm allowed to say here. He'll be. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

whatever he beeps it yeah in the injections so but the thing that it's a red herring man it's it's the frequencies we've already established these things are neutering us man especially if you don't if you sleep with them around your head or your balls or where like none of that's good for you in the in the deeper frequency ranges that they're using and when i say like when you start to look at the coding like when they see like the 101.3.5 dot 138 and stuff like that. And you see, you read what that all those different designations mean. Dude, those frequency ranges are very close to like the frequency range of thought.

The frequency range of biological interactions, the different frequency ranges for our biofield resonance. I think there, I think, I don't actually think. I have to say think because I don't have any like. This is the smoking gun evidence, but it is obvious to me that the EMF is the electromagnetic frequencies in the different ranges and amplitude that they're using is the real problem. So you might have RFK out there just being like, hey, guys, I've reduced this by that because now they've just made it electronic. I mean, I'm not against that at all. I mean, we've had a couple guests on. We had a doctor on.

She talked about how if you study all the AIDS medication commercial, it's always black men. It's always black men. And the studies have shown when you do tests on, you know, because they use the PCR test for the HIV. You know, we had Dr. Brian Ardiss on. I thought it was one of the great episodes we ever done, did, excuse me. me and he was talking about how up until like basically HIV they were using the PCR test to test venom in animals. Just think about that, dude.

I mean, that's a crazy statement. Yeah. And I've had some high profile people hit me up basically thinking that shit's true. And I think it's 100% true. I spread that everywhere all the time as much as I possibly could. But again, going back to the specific stuff. You know, it's like even, even, um, even RFC Jr. in that, oh, my God, they filmed him saying this thing, which was like perfectly shot by the way of him at a dinner talking about how the

COVID, whatever COVID is didn't affect Ashkenazis or Asians, which is very weird because it was sold to us very, remember the Hong Kong? The China stuff, yeah. The Hong Kong flu. It was like for, oh, and that's how, that's their game. get you to believe it's only could affect this group that you're not a part of once you believe that they have you emotionally captured because eventually it'll be like oh look when are you got it too

oh no oh no because you know how he got rid of red dye yeah i didn't think it was like not that not that i think it was real because i'm like they're not gonna really stop producing food as red red color dye they stopped doing that of hot chitos they stop making them red now there's these hot chitos now that tastes like hot Cheetos, like spicy Cheetos, but they're yellow because they took the red off. The Mexicans are pissed. They want to eat red guys. Some Mexicans

want to die. They're complaining about the diet when they're eating red hot Cheetos. You know what I mean? Like, come on. Yeah, that's what they complain about because it's not going to be in the Cheetos. I want my red die back and my red hot Cheetos. That's hilarious. Yeah. All right, guys, listen, you know, I don't know about you, but I'm tired of my mobile bill

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weird things. And I had very, very specific clientele that were EMF sensitive. So I got into the world of monitoring and looking at, you know, what positively ionizing radiation does to biological things, right? And then how to remediate that. Like, that's probably where I earn my best income is when I'm doing EMF remediation. It's part of the reason why I have a biochar company is because when you grind biochar into essentially it's graphene state and you put it in paint, you could paint a room, like a room is a cube, it has six sides. You could paint all six sides of that. If you do three layers of paint and make sure you have like good, you know,

erated windows, you won't, you won't receive any external radiation from outside. like there's zero ionizing radiation that can get to you that's what i want my dream is to go get a fat plot of land in either texas or florida and then have have tofer come build a couple i told you come come here man i'll build you because like literally that's who i've been building for i've been building for the real for the real prepper like for the people that are like okay there's all this climate change well you know I come from Florida and I've built in Florida and Costa Rica where they have earthquakes and hurricanes. Like the buildings I build are resilient to that. And I lived in areas that have tons and tons of cell towers.

Well, let's make a paint that's resilient to that. Like, let let's make the things that can handle all the BS that the UN is throwing at this. You must be killing it by these data centers, dude. I mean, like, especially in Texas, like, that's a big thing I'm doing. like where are they talking about building data centers and how far away can I get away from them, dude. Do you want to hear my theory on that? What? So dude, check it out. Remember back in like, God, I don't know when it was. Remember when Texas thwarted their whole plan to have that highway all the way from like northern Canada all the way down to South America? Yeah, that I think it was in 2008 when Texas like gave them the big middle finger and said, no, you can't put this eight lane highway right through the middle of us.

And that was like a big media thing. I was down in Central America and CAFTA had passed and everybody was like, yay, we're all going to be rich down there. And they totally gutted Central America. Well, they never built that highway, but now with all like these floods and these very specific,

specific farm fires that a lot of people don't know about, like all these processing plants all through the Midwest, like I literally live in that, in that cut now. And I was like, dude, the highway that they were talking about was the information highway. They were planning back then that they were going to gut the very center of the Americas so that they can put all their data places because we know they're not, you know,

sending this information to satellites and then bouncing it, you know, with their satellite network. They still need line of sight and they still need massive things truncated so all the trunk lines can go off the center. So my theory is that the highway, the super highway that they were talking about that they're now implementing was the information super highway. And it's like literally like straight up through the middle of the landmass. Yeah. I mean, this is the thing about evil.

It never rest. No. Like no good people just want to live their life, raise their family, set their kids up for success. and evil never rest. And they don't even need to do it during their own lifetime. They have zero problems with it not being achieved while they're alive. They'll pass it to the next generation of evil, and they'll keep building it and building it and building it and building it.

And we're seeing that forever. Like, you know, what's his day? Matthew Arat. E. Erette. Eric. Eric. I got to remember how to say his last name. I feel so bad.

He came on. He basically talked about how, I don't know if he said on a podcast where I've been reading his book and his book was basically Johnny, did I tell you this that the greater Israel project, the map of the Greater Israel Project

is the almost identical to the map of ancient Babylon. Oh man, imagine that. Like the outline? Yeah. The borders of ancient Babylon and the borders of what they want to do the Greater Israel Project

are almost identical. They're staying on brand, man. They're staying on brand. You know, and Johnny had the line of 2025. Congratulations, Johnny. You got line of the year that the Greater Israel

Project is the Kevin Bacon of conspiracies where everything's connected to it. Five degrees at least, you know? Yeah. It's just the truth, dude. But why do I bring that up? It means because they've been planning this for over 100 years. The plan to

I mean, they've been wanting to bring back Babylon for thousands of years. You know? Now the actual, they're actually going for it by destroying Palestine and going into five wars around Israel, which is what they've, this, the sigh up, they've ran on us that, Johnny thoughts, you made a smirking. No, you're 100% right. You know, and it's like this fake Israel that is not the Israel, the Bible. they're just so incredibly smart in how they do it. He talks about most of this like apocalyptic,

doomsday, end of day stuff is all fake astroturf through these secret societies to kind of create, you know, people to be docile that something's coming to save them. Right. Like in a huge type of way. And like I have a lot of religious friends and there's a lot of religious people who listen to this podcast. I'm not, I'm a Christian, I'm not insulting your beliefs.

That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying this is what the, what he said in the book, and it kind of lines up. And people have been abusing revelation prophecy since the, since the book was written. You know what I mean? People have been saying, oh, using it to motivate people to do things they want them to do. Yeah, 100% John. And especially when you study what these secret societies have basically been running a play on us right now. Definitely.

literally a theatrical play of end of days, whether it's the red calves, whether it's the building of the temple again, and all that stuff. This is all astro-turfed following a play, you know, page by page. I mean, how long have I been hearing about Antichrist, you know, like this guy's the anti-Christ? No, this guy's the Antichrist. You know, I mean, every president's like this is the Antichrist. For sure, this is on this one. This is why I'm such a fan of the theory of the little season. Like the little season stuff makes so much sense to me because what, what have we witnessed in our lifetime? Everything's inverted. And that's what the satan. That's what the enemy of humanity does. It inverts things, right? So here we know dispensationalist Christianity, which is like Zionistic,

you know, Christianity was a new creation. That was created in like 1870, like the Darbys and all that. Like I live in the middle of like dispensationalist land in Missouri. Like it all stem from here, which actually came from British think tanks. Where have we seen British think tanks engineer the world? Like so we have the Darby say, oh, Zionism. And then we have, oh, this, this and this. And the Middle East is is where all this went down. Dude, all of this stuff is is very, very new thinking. And it's rebranding for. It's rebranding for all these things. When you ask me about RFK, I could see him trying to get people healthy again because they're gearing up for war again.

It's like wartime. And they don't have, they have more bull dykes out there than they do strong young men that are willing to fight. So they have to get the testosterone up a little bit if that is a thing to at least initiate the feeling of I need to protect the homeland. But the little season stuff to me is exciting because, like, we know history is a lie to agree upon. We know that. The storylines that we give for all these structures, all these things that have been built that are so phenomenal and so overbuilt. Like, it's just like there's no way the story that we are given fits how these things happen. None of the timelines work.

None of them work. Not from the Christian church, not from the Jewish. you know, the Hebrew thing, which is like when you look into that, it's like, oh, my God. Like, it's, it's, it's funny how quickly that's been made to be some like, classically long-lived thing. Dude, it's all, it's all a larp. They're larping us now because we are the rest of the dead that the Bible talked about. We are the ones that are after the millennial reign.

we're the ones that are here where things are kind of easy like let's let's admit it let's just like put down our our victimhood and just like like life is pretty easy like we've already established young men don't have to really work like nobody really has to do anything to survive anymore like everybody's just surviving yeah i mean we have fat homeless people with iPads i mean dude like literally like it's not hard to survive like everybody's surviving and they're only dying from like things that are of excess they're only dying from like depression or like things that are like because there's an excess in their system not because there's a deprivation in their system so it's to me it's just like this is like the time period after the

the big the big incredible like the time where all the cathedrals were built all all these buildings, all like just the immensity of what our forefathers did is here. And then we're left with a bunch of liars from these like secret societies that are running around saying, hey, we founded this. And oh, if you only had a better work ethic than I did, I'm sorry, I'm 50 years old. I remember the old school guys back when I was in my teens. And none of them worked hard. they were all doing their thing on the golf course

I could agree more dude had their mistresses no no no it's not about working hard we've all heard the saying it's not it's not what you know it's who you know dude it's been that way from the get we are literally riding the coattails of a former generation

that that inherited all this wealth and now we're riding on fumes because the population has gotten to a certain size where it's just like, oh, we can't, we can't ride on these coattails anymore. Everybody wants to be on these coattails. And so they have to foment war. They have to create all this falsity stuff just because it is a distraction. It's always a red her in that they're saying. Literally the plot of the movie Wag the Dog is like the president gets accused of being a pedophile. So he goes and invades another country, which is exactly what happened with Venezuela, right?

I mean, literally it was like, oh, dude, Epstein-Liss, oh, Venezuela. And that whole thing is weird, too. Like, have you noticed that, like, throughout his extradition back to America, he had four different outfits on? I don't know. I noticed that. He's constantly a different outfit. He's like Mariah Carey of criminals.

He's like has a new outfit every time we see. see him because I saw them. That's hilarious. Like, he's doing like Pokemon. Like, he's doing like K-pop poses with everybody. Hey, dude. Because they let him keep his glasses off. It's very weird, dude. The whole thing is just

doesn't make sense to the point where I wonder if they made a deal with them. Just come here, get out. We're not going to take you out. We'll just, you can go and have your own bodega in New York City and just chill. You know, like whatever it is, dude, we'll throw you a bunch of cash. But it's definitely

weird. You know, we've had Ed Marbury on Mayberry, right? He's up? And great guest, great guy. Love him very much. He doesn't think we're in the little season because he's like there would be no mountains and everything. But a lot of this stuff looks like melted buildings to me. Like something catastrophic happened and melted a bunch of shit. Dude, dude, here's the tell. I'm giving you guys the tell. I've brought this up in other shows, but I'm giving you the tell. I'm literally the dude. I'm literally the dude. that knows how to make pyrolyzed carbon. Like I have a company I make pyrolyzed carbon. What's pyrolyzed carbon?

What is pyrolyzed carbon? Would you take any biomass, like any trees that you see out there, anything like that, and you dry it, and then you cook it in an oxygen-free environment, that's pyroization? Well, there's a layer that's anywhere from an inch to two inches thick

all through every single continent's strata that has this pyrolyized. carbon. How, and by the way, if you were to take the strata, you know, like different continents have different shapes and yada, yada, yada. If you were to like normalize where that line is, it would say that it all happened at the same time. Well, how can you just have that everywhere and have it all happen at the same time in,

like, say it was like a forest fire or it was like whatever? you can't like that's an impossibility to make biotchar you literally have to have no oxygen or such low oxygen so there was some event there was some cataclysmic event that occurred worldwide that essentially scorched the entire surface of the earth to create this layer of carbon dude that's that's the biggest tell that's i mean that is we literally can go to any continent and find it. Like, it's not like, it's not a mystery. And so for me, when they found it in droves, they found it in much deeper and bigger proportions down in the Amazon. They called it terra preta. But they have since, like, the people that go into stratigraphy,

and that's the study of strata, when they look at it, they're like, what's this layer of carbon? And they find out that it's in every continent. To me, that's like, oh, the meltologists have it right. Because it says, it says the day of the Lord, he will return with centering heat, something like that. I forget the term. I always want to say centering heat. But it's like, essentially it's saying the Lord will return with like a very hot fire.

One might call that a plasma or a plasma apocalypse. Well, that's already happened. We have the proof. We have melted. We have a lot of things that look like hills or mountains or like, you know, all different, you know, geological formations that those were buildings.

Like you go to Petra, one of my best friends was from Petra Jordan. He had a yoga studio in Fort Lauderdale called Petra Yoga. Like he would show me these pictures from his homeland. Those were buildings that were melted, guys. Somebody didn't go with a chisel and chisel that out of the side of a hill. I'm sorry.

It doesn't work that way. You see these weird, Johnny, any thoughts? Weird doors and buildings? buildings in in mountains have you seen these we're like in those pictures yeah yeah what are your thoughts on little seasons johnny though the little see i don't i mean we've had convincing arguments against that on the show and i'm equally impressed by those so i'm not i don't i don't have any strong feeling about it johnny's just in the middle well what do you think i mean you were seen you last time we spoke about it you were convinced kind of that we weren't in a little

season for for that but then he's bringing up this layer of uh carbon is that yeah is that yeah dated in any reliable way reliable to you I mean uh is that dated to a time in a way that you believe uh yeah it's very interesting because the the stratigraphist that I first was turned on to this about his name was Gunner Heidensen he's a German uh he did the stratigraphy work because they were doing archaeological digs and they pretty much find like pre-roman era there's nothing underneath like the the the the Roman remains. So that's relatively early. I mean, recent. Well, here's the thing. Like, what we've been told about Rome isn't like the whole story. This is like it becomes fun. Like Rome was worldwide.

That's why we have Roman buildings on every continent. Like I remember the first time I went to Nicaragua and I was in their capital and I'm looking at these massive Roman buildings where it's literally squalor. Like everywhere is dirt poor people that are like begging for food. With the same thing where I was in India, like the people there, like you'd find, like, in the subcontinent of southern India, there were Roman buildings. Like, who had this neoclassical, they call it neoclassical Roman building bug up their butt? Like, it's not an efficient way to build. It's especially not efficient to build those types of things in what's now, like rainforest or

a mud bog or any of that, but you find it everywhere. You find it in Japan. You find it in China. so Rome was everywhere. And so what they find when they get to at the end of the Roman Empire, that's where you find

this biochar, this line of carbon on every continent. And so we know from pictures just from Europe that Rome was unearthed. Like a lot of the things that we enjoy in tourism this day, a lot of these buildings, they had to dig out.

It's the same thing like with a Gobeckletepe. They had to dig it out. Something not only burnt the entire surface of the earth, it buried empires. It like literally buried a lot of things that were just now unearthing

at the moment. Humans, we don't have that amount of power. To me, that's something that was supernatural that occurred. So, I mean, we all know that the Egyptian pyramids, which I don't believe, were in sand at point in time, right?

No, I, like, so I went to the geopolymer Institute. Like, I, I've been trained by those guys to, to make geopolomers. My professor there, Dr. Devidivitz, was the guy that figured out exactly how the pyramids were built. They weren't built by slaves. Every single one of the blocks were cast. Like, he figured the whole thing out. This guy has military contracts building, like, the biggest, you know, air force bases

in the world, like in New Zealand and like, you know, the southern tip of South America, which makes you ask like, why are the biggest, you know, Air Force spaces down in those southern tips of places. But he's the guy that like, oh, we need to, we need to like land this, you know, two million, you know, kilo plane. Like, I need a, I need a runway, an air strip that that can handle that. So they build those out of geo-palmers. He figured out back in 1970, 78 and 79, Zahari Hawass kicked him out of Egypt. He's not allowed to go back to Egypt because he was able to show that their narrative about slaves cutting this, you know, down the Nile and then like hoisting it.

He was able to show like why the closer you get the closer you get to our timeline, the worst the pyramids get. He was able to show all of that. So like none of that. It's very easy. It's a geopalmer. Geo Palmer is like, it was like, you've heard the term Roman cement. Have you ever heard that term?

Yes, yes. And you're saying cast, right? It was all cast. It's all cast. Oh, you're saying that they didn't move the rocks. They cast it. They cast it. It's very, so the ingredients.

And in the northern, northern Africa has all these ingredients. You have essentially, they used, there used to be where the Sahara is. there used to be a very lush forest. In that forest, they cut down the trees and burnt a lot of those trees for fly ash. The fly ash is calcium. They would add that calcium to a calcium bentonite clay, because bentonite clay is a binder. They would combine that with silica. And then there was a secondary type of calcium that they would get from all the crustaceans in the Nile that they would grind up.

That's why you find seashells in a lot of these rocks. You have all these theories out there that were debunked where like, oh, you know, the pyramids might have been under the ocean because all these seashells. No, they literally like if you've ever been to Florida and you look at the pavement in Florida, you'll see that there are seashells in it because it's a great building material. You grind up the seashells because they're brittle, but they're hard. And you add that to another component in a hydrocar. carbon, now you have pavement.

That's what anybody that lives in South Florida will tell you that. Well, they did that with these blocks that they were making. They would grind up the shells from the Nile, and then there's this other component called Natron. And Natron is like a catalyzer. So you add that, you mix it as a dry mix. You move into place, so you could have, you know, your artisans walking their dry mix up. It's much easier to move dry mix than it is to move a wet mix, because it's a lot of

lot less weight. They would pour it into the crevice between the one that was just formed and the next one that they were going to build. So you only need two, two walls for the form. They would drop in all the dry mix and then they would wet it from the top. The water would seep all the way through. And then they would, then they would lay a casing stone on the outside that had mass to it. because whenever you have a geopalmer, if you can heat it a little bit, it sets much faster. And what he was able to show was they used,

like, the Kings and Queens Chamber and all that on the inside of it was like a very advanced, like, a rocket heater. I don't know if you've ever seen it, like, a rocket stove. So they were heating it from the inside, and then they were using the casing stones on the outside, which were dark, and that would give you the sun,

the thermal gain from the sun, so you'd get heat from both sides. And so it would set, and he was able to predict, and nobody knew this until last year. They found the spiral passageway that would go all the way up. And that's exactly like if you were building a pyramid, you would need a way to kind of spiral up as you're doing your casting. Whoa. Do you still think that was a tomb for a king, or you don't think that was like a plan? No. You don't think that was a...

No. You might hear my wildest theory on that? Well, dude, this is the show to do it. So my theory on that is I actually wrote for Substack. I wrote an article called a Tsar Coffee Guy, but it's meant to sound like sarcophagi. And the sarcophagy. And so what we know is that the sarcophagy that were in a lot of these pyramids is the exact same material as what the old casing stones were on the outside.

So a lot of these casing stones were a very specific type of very hard granite. And that's exactly what the sarcophagi were made out of. And I had this, this is just a theory. There's no way for me to prove it. But that's fine. I have, I have, I have, I have some anecdotal evidence for it. So what, what you, what you'd see, because one of my teachers, he was actually the guy that, like, figured out the Dendera Zodiac.

like he's been in these chambers and he said like if you're sitting at the sarcophagi and you were looking at at the wall the hieroglyphs that you would see he when he said this to me he wasn't making any assertions he said this is this is well he said it looked like grand central station and that registered in my mind and i was like huh well your friend joe rogan like he loves to do the float tanks right so i did a float tank once and i was like as soon as it It went totally dark. I was like, boom, I was traveling. I was like, I was fucking out there.

And I was like, dude, it's so easy what these things were. This was their travel system. They would get in the sarcophagi. They would fill it with structured water. And because they said that they were coffins. They're not coffins. The Egyptians didn't do coffins like that. They would actually sit in the water and then they would close it.

and they had a little porthole in it so there would be enough air exchange but no light would get in I bet you they're tripping on something nice some Egyptian hoodoo or whatever they would get in that sarcophagy which had the same base resonance as the entire shape of the pyramid well we know what pyramids can do from a negative ionization perspective dude they were traveling they're they would they would essentially go into that sarcophagi. Their consciousness would lift. They would have Grand Central Station right there above them,

telling them, oh, okay, I'm going to go to this one. I'm going to go to this one. I'm going to go to this one. And they would travel. You're saying that they use these pyramids to astro project. They astro projected, but I think it was at such a high amplitude that they could probably have like other people and other areas of the world that they could walk into. Like, if you were at royalty status where you could get in the sarcophagi and use them

and do it at the right astrological times and stuff like that, you were like top of the top. Like, you were like, and I think they used that technology to be able to, you know, essentially teleport their consciousness to anywhere where their network was. Because that's another thing. you find on every continent you find these Roman structures, every continent you find pyramids. They're everywhere. And now is your thought that those are antennae, these other locations, to receive the signal?

Because they're by laylines too. That's fascinating. Yeah. Which would amplify the signal, right? Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah, you guys have had Dr. Joseph Farrell on a bunch, right? Oh, one of our favorites. Open door.

Open door. Yeah, yeah. Dr. Joseph Farrell and I, like, we talk. about this in earnest because there's a very interesting thing about the classical shape of the pyramid. And this is why I think they were traveling and this is where the water thing comes in. So big time. When you look at a pyramid and if you were to see two faces of the pyramid, one third of it was one side and two thirds of it was another side, that angle that you see, the 108, 3636, that's, that, you would see with that type of geometry is the relationship of hydrogen into water.

So I think the worldwide civilization that knew about pyramids, that was their weather control, that was their crop rotation control, that was their consciousness control. Because he's all about the death star, like he talks about the geese a death star. And I brought to his fact, what's the easiest way to control life in the world is to control water? And so if you wanted a weapon, you would weaponize water. Well, I think that's what they did with the pyramids. Because when you see that relationship, there's a thing in biomimicry. If you can mimic something that's in God's law, you're going to have a very effective thing.

And they figured out that relationship because we've all heard the term of the molecule H2O. Well, H2O is like you have your two hydrogens and your oxymes. the triangle that they make is that 108 3636 that you would see from the pyramid if you saw in that ratio that I talked about. So they mastered the phi ratio. In mastering the phi ratio, we're made of water. Right? Our bodies are made of water.

Why do you think you go into a float tank and you have like, you know, 100 pounds of magnesium and you're in water, it's like literally, when you have all that magnesium, essentially the water inside you and outside of you become like communicative. Right. Imagine if that was resonating

with the full shape of the pyramid, man. Are you kidding me? It would be a resonant, it would be a resonant cavity. You think the pyramids were float tanks? I think the sarcophagi within the pyramids were the float tank.

Damn, dude. Man, we had some cool shit back in the day. Dude, we had this place on lock. I'm telling you, we are at the end of the Caliuga. That means that means the golden age, when the golden age

was popping off, you were flying around as a pharaoh. You didn't need any vehicle. You didn't need spinners on your Cadillac. You were zooming, man. You were going. I want that so bad. Dude, the tech was so, the tech was like we're used to electronics. Electronics is not the tech, man.

Our body is the tech. And in the golden age, the body, along with the environment, were totally in sync. And then we're able to be manipulated in a way where boom, like, oh, I need to go over to that continent. you would transport when the timing was right. Like, that's the level of tech. The tech was so incredible. It's like if you've ever met like a super wealthy person, you'll never know that they're wealthy.

It's the same way with the tech. If you ever come across like the real tech, you'll never even know it's there. Like are you talking about like the ability to astro project and all that stuff and time travel and all that? Or is what we talked about in your show, hardwired mysticism? I love that.

term because we see it because we have all these wires. We have all, we have the peon. We have the slave tech. Dude, there was a time when we were, you know, our consciousness was bigger. We were bigger. Everything was bigger and better. It was bigger and better. And it was like full on, full.

There was an integration of biological systems to such a, agree that was integrated with the shelter systems where every building was a machine and vice versa and everything worked in concert with each other for the benefit of each other. The tech we have these days, the tech that we're allowed to have, we can't have a benefit, like we make livings from it and stuff like that, but it's always at a cost. It's always at a detriment to our biological system. You're so right. And it's so crazy because you brought up, finish your thoughts, sorry.

No, no, I mean, that's, that's it. Like, the beautiful thing about the Satya Yuga, which is the golden age, like, when you read in the Pudanas about the different Yuga systems, like, it, to me it gives me hope because like that feeling, that gnawing feeling I had as a kid of like, God, the adults are, are like, insane. this world is crazy. Well, that fit, it totally fits the, it fits the, the Kali Yuga's whole thing. Like the whole thing that we're seeing with gaming, like the gamification of everything, what we're going to see in the future with our biometrics relative to gaming and all the betting that's going to be going on with our biometrics. Like all of that is literally described to the T in the Kali Yuga at the end of the

Kali Yuga. But when you look at the Satya Yuga, you have things like the sarcophagi in the in the in the in the pyramids and people could teleport and psychic there was no line because everybody could psychically tell and like or as the the biofield anatomy of people was just known and like it's a totally different thing. And that's why the the whole little season thing really appeals to me is because that if if you were to take definitions away and say what would be the the characteristics of that time. What it's saying is it's at the end of the end. Because, you know, most Christians that are looking for, you know, at the end of days, in their minds they're like, oh, the millennial reign of Christ will happen, but there is more in the Bible than

that. And like, you know, Ed Mayberry, I've listened to him a bunch. I'm friends with the Nephilim Desquah guys and we've talked. The whole thing with that is that he's like, well, you know, all the mountains would be destroyed. I'm like, dude, how do we know what the mountains look like before? We don't. We have remnants of massive trees. We have remnants of massive things. We have seen how is it that the exact-

Yeah. How is it the coastlines of these different, you know, continents perfectly fit into each other like a jigsaw puzzle? How is it that you could have lines of these, these, rock walls in England and in Scotland that perfectly match the rock walls of New England. And it's because maybe, you know, when Christ returned, there was like Pangea split immediately. Like maybe we were on Pangea and maybe the mountains that were once real mountains and the trees that were real, real trees got sheared. We don't know. It's like, it's like that scene at the end of the second matrix.

It's one of my favorite scenes in the movie is when Neo like has that come to Jesus moment with the architect. And the architect's like, yeah, this is the deal. And he's like, well, either no one knows or no one told me. And he's like, correct. And that's like a humbling thing. Like we're literally flying blind in this. Do not think that the history that we've been given is given you anywhere near the truth.

we actually have to look at physical evidence physical evidence we have buildings today that would bankrupt us if we tried to destroy them we didn't build that wade slaves didn't build that settlers that were fighting a two front war and farmsteading did not build those

I'm sorry that's an utter bullshit a government a government that was built on like oh we're here hands off you know federal government bad. Went ahead and built the biggest, most indestructible buildings with like a workforce of five people. Get out of here. That's all BS. That's not true. Yeah, I totally agree with you. History is a lie. It's very dangerous. Well, we're entering a very emotional stage where facts are dangerous.

The truth is dangerous. And people don't want to discuss it because feelings matter more than facts. history is a lie. All of it is a lie. All of it is a lie. They've completely created this narrative that allows the people at the top to stay in the top. The people at the top are the heroes. All these controlled ops that are pushed forward

in our timelines as these great innovators, these great minds are all, it's all bullshit. They just remade. what we already had. And it's crazy. And so my question to you is, as we leave the Kalayuga, I supposedly we're out of it now, I think.

I think we hit that point. You know, we're in 2026. What do you think the future holds? Oh, good stuff, man. Like, either way, like. So you have a white pill view. This Venusuela thing put a little bit of black pill in me. And I said I wouldn't do the show anymore if I totally got black pill.

But what are your thoughts? Get me back into the white pill, please. I've never, like, in, I think we're living in a pretty easy time. And I think this time is really to see where people are at spiritually. Because everything is available everywhere. I've been a lot of places and, like, it's, it's, it's, they might have lied to us in history saying how hard everything used to be. Because I'm telling you, things are not. Yeah. Things are not that hard, man. They're just not. They're just in excess of everything. We have like three times the amount of roofs than we do people on this planet. Like I do all this eco consulting for people because people want to absolve their green guilt, like how we started all this stuff. And I, when they ask me, they're like, yeah, so what's the best way I can build eco? And I'm like, don't build. There's literally like, there's enough houses. Go find one that's already.

built. Like there's so much. There's more empty houses in Los Angeles than there are homeless people. Dude, I lived in Costa Rica for free for three years, just house sitting. Because literally, everybody would take whatever equity they had in whatever part of the world they were. They would cash out and they would build their little bungalow down there in the forest. But the problem was the forest had a lot of bugs in it. So they needed people to watch their bungalows. And I was more than happy to do that for three years. I did. Dude, you just had to be responsible.

I'm responsible. Yeah. And then you have to be willing to live down there, you know, which isn't the best. Do I have to speak Spanish to live down there? Does there anyone who speaks English? It helps. It helps. I'll start learning Spanish.

Unless you're out there with the machete trimming everything, it helps to know a little bit of Spanish. But like I did that. Like, that's what I'm saying. Life is not hard. There's been tons of books written on. about vagabonding where like you could just travel the world. And like if you're just a semi responsible person that's not out to F people, like you're going to you're going to land on your feet.

You just are. So the white pill in all this from my perspective is just get right with yourself. Like really get right with yourself. Make sure you're living an authentic life. Like if you're living an authentic life, and you're earnest with your questions to your creator, there's not one person I know that it's been earnest with asking their, their father in heaven, you know, for whatever,

that they haven't been answered. Every single person I know, if they're earnest. I'm being specific when I say that, because there's a lot of people that will hear this, and they'll be like, oh, I'm being earnest, and they don't really mean it at a heart level. And they'll ask, and then they won't see results. And then that will just prove to them their self-image, which is usually pretty shitty.

But if you really ask earnestly, your father in heaven always provides. I agree. He is the provider. And so right now it's not so much about like, oh, the toil and the sweat of my brow. It's more about, okay, now that you've been given success, how do you deal with success? I agree, dude. any CEO will tell you it's so much harder to deal with success than to deal with failure you get you agree more you get people complacent you get them fat and happy on the

dull they will show you the truth of who they are if you get somebody that's on the struggle on the hunt they will they'll show you all the good attributes but if you really want to see a person, if you really want to see who they actually are, let them be successful. See how they treat people. I was a waiter in Boca Raton, Florida, the most god-awful Nouveau-Rish area of the world. And I will tell you, there were so many Nouveau-Rish people there and watching how they treated other people in the misery. misery, just the utter misery. And so that's what we're dealing with now.

Today, most people live at, like, King Henry the Eighth level of luxury. Yeah, you're totally right. People in castles didn't live as good a life as you do in your condos. Castles were cold, hard places. Right. So we're all like King Henry the Eighth, you know, we got like, you know, we have our brothel, our digital brothel right here. Like all the things.

We got all the things, man. We got like, you know, they were like literally, I forget how many civilizations only had, like, access like to two different types of food. Like, you know, we're having the delivery guy deliver like 18 different types of food. Like, dude, it's so easy to travel. We are being tested by success. God's going, okay, it's been hard in the past. We're at the end of the cycle.

Let's see how good this person tips after they've already succeeded. Let's see how good this group of people, this soul grouping, will do when they have everything, when they're not on the hunt, when they're not on the struggle. And let's see. Let's see who, let's see the creatures. dream rise to the top. This is so true, dude. I have so many feelings about this. First of all, tax is a penalty for success. And welfare is a reward for failure. You just see how people act when they're just, they don't have to work and they can just give money, right? I mean, that's the big

problem with socialism when you, you know, especially when you're looking at this universal basic income. You're like killing drive. If you never have to work for anything, what do you care anymore? And I say this all the time. I see it all the fucking time. Someone comes into comedy. They're good people. They're chill people. They get success.

Suddenly they don't talk to anybody that they came up with. They try, you know, like, I'm going to lose everybody. Female comics do this all the time, all the time. I've only seen one guy do this. A dude who blew up that doesn't talk to any of his friends from back in the day. One dude. I'm not going to say his name, but one dude. you see it happen all the time with female comics they never want to act like they

where that they're from where they came from why do you think i don't know what it is and i wish it wasn't a rule that i've seen over and over and over and over again over and over you're you're getting to see people for who they really are like i am i i am i am blessed to have the exposure to like different classes in my life So I've had billionaire clients. I say that like there's a lot. I've had two billionaire clients that I've known. And then I've literally hung out with the unforgiven, the unwashed in India.

So I've been the most destitute and like the highest in where you see people. Because the truth of the matter is I think deep down in our humanity, even if we have nothing per se, we can see. still be human. We all always have our laughter. Like, even if we, if we, from a material perspective, don't have anything, we still have breath. We're still living. We're still seeing. Yes. There's still something. But when you get to the other end of it and you're the mark, because you're the one that everybody's asking money from, and you have, you have your accountants, your lawyers, your management team, you have everybody that just sees you as the money that you

have, it's a completely different way of living. Like it's, it, and it brings the worst out in people. And it's just like the most dangerous people are the, are the midwits. They're the people that are, are smart enough to not know that they're not that smart. And I know, I know people have said that in different ways. I'm the world's smartest dumb guy. I'm like the tallest midget. See, that's the healthy way to say it.

But you have people that are just smart enough to not know that they're not the smartest. Those are the most dangerous types because they think they're smarter than everybody. And I love that line from Rounders where he's like, if you're at the table and you don't know who the mark is, you're the mark. Yep. Yeah. That's the way... That's crazy. That's the way the midwits are.

The midwits are literally like that. They're like, oh, I know history. They know technology. I know religion. Dude, if you don't think you're the mark, if you can't see the mark at the table, guess what? Then they don't even know what you're referencing, you know? Yeah, I've said this before.

People are very arrogant about their ignorance now. they are so certain people right no certainty is what i was saying like i look for certainty anybody who's certain about everything i'm like okay dude yeah i'm with you on that dude it's like when you introduce like let's say we have a guy come on drop some knowledge and and you make a video out of it and we put it out the amount of people that never even knew the topic have no clue what we're talking about having a fucking opinion on it right out the gate and it's this idea that anything that upsets their worldview is dangerous and wrong. So they have to rail against it. I'm open-minded to anything. I would tell you, I don't know anything for sure.

But I go, if you go, what's your feelings? This is my feelings. Right. Right. But I don't know. Sam, you've said it forever. And I totally agree with you. Because I told you the term that we used to use it with the rich kids down in Costa Rica. We called them trustifarians. Yep. Trust. kids. The trust of Farians, right? They're a lot like the midwit. They're so, they don't understand what got them to their level of comfort. And this is, well, I bring this up with young women all the time that I counsel is like, you didn't do anything. Like literally, everything that's giving you the attention that you are getting, you did nothing for. So you have no idea the level of investment that it would take to keep that up.

And it shocks them. I'm like, you're taking credit for everything that God gave you. Where's your humility? Like, you literally think you're something for all the gifts that you were given by God. I can't agree more, dude. Where are you in this equation?

What do you have to offer? And it's very humbling, you know? So, like, for me, the white pill for everybody is just like, we all have something to offer. Like, as long as you find what you can offer an offer in an earnest way, dude, you're, you're taking care of.

I agree. I agree, dude. I agree. It's like, yeah, you know, we'll end on this. Johnny, do we talk about this on the show already? But the one of the, one of the, one of the people in a Mondani's cabinet or whatever, she's talking about how property owning is white, white supremacy.

And then they found out she owns a house in Tennessee that's worth $1.6 million. And so she's been confronted with that lie and she's crying now. Like, that's who's in charge. Emotionally retarded rich kids.

But I mean, obviously she's a retard, which I agree. But did she not think that was going to come out? No, they're dumb, dude. Yeah, they've never, ever, they've always been in this bubble of comfort where they've only talked to their own. And this is like on World War debate, what we're running into is like there's a certain side that doesn't want to debate because they don't want to be challenged on their ideas

because they are tend to be in bubbles and silos and echo chambers where everyone just agrees to what they said. Nobody's fact checking them. If it just sounds like a point we like, we're going to agree with it. and that's what's happening right now. And, you know, people can think it's getting worse. I think it's just getting more obvious. And I think it has to get way more obvious for people to really start to wake up.

I agree. Start to wake up. Tofer, great show, dude. Great show. Do you mind if I plug my biochar? Dude, plug away anything you want to plug. So, guys, another thing that is awesome for everyone is the fact that if you do biochar.

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or the world so hard and all the rest of it, learn a trade. and if you learn how to grow food, even if it's just like a little terrace garden or whatever, you will become so empowered from that that that sense of empowerment will trickle into all other parts of your life. It's nothing but a benefit.

Plus, you get food out of it. Love it. Great show. Great show. Awesome, guys. Tofer, we love you. Let's break it down. All right, guys.

What did you think of my man? Tofer Gardner. He came in hot. He came in hot. The first one of the year. It was good. Bang her out the gate. You know, a little spiritual talk,

followed by a little bit of some conspiracy for you. I'm dead serious. If I buy a bunch of land in Texas, if I ever got blessed to do that, I'm going to put little houses and put the baby's mom. Boom. And you sit in the back, leave me alone.

Yeah, because he makes like little smaller houses for like they're good for hurricanes and floods, which is, yeah, I used to make a bunch of a lot of land. Yeah, we moved to Texas. I build a bunch of pods in the backyard. We have one for podcasting. And then we just live in a small town.

I would love to be underground. Dude, let's see if he can do underground ones too. But do you want, Johnny, I think about this. All these billionaires are building these bunkers to survive something. I'm not going to ask you. I'm going to ask you because I know your answer. I want to live. Do you want to?

Dude, I'm watching fallout. It sucks. Yeah, it's a fictional. You think it's going to be anything other than Mad Max and Terodome? Not if you stay in the bunker. Okay, okay. But eventually you're going to want to go out, Johnny. You're not going to want to sit indoors all day.

There's going to be no Netflix. You don't know me, dude. That's what I'm saying. Like, there's going to be no Netflix, no internet, so you're going to be like, well, I'm going to have DVDs. How many times are you going to go over the same DVDs? Yeah. Oh, let's watch Harry Met Sally again. Yeah.

I've watched Star Trek 2, the Wrath of Khan like a hundred times. Really? Yeah. I'm just, I mean. I've been thinking about growing up. back and watching classics again. Taxi driver. The ones that stand up really stand up

and the ones that don't, I mean, it's just... Comedies don't stand up. Not a lot of them, don't. The first Tron is so ridiculous. Because they didn't even understand the internet yet, and they were just making shit up as they were going. It makes no sense. And then they

try to do a homoerotic version with Jared Leto, and nobody watched it. Gerald Leto is literally box office poison. Like, he keeps getting gigs and nobody watches his movie. movies. He has to be in a movie with a box office name. Yeah. But it's like, what's his name from George Clooney says?

Like the days of movie stars are dead. Yeah. And you can blame nobody about Hollywood. And they probably did it on purpose because they don't want to pay anybody to be in movies anymore. You know, your lead year can pay them, fuck, five mil, a mill now. Yeah. Because nobody's going to the movies to watch. Even like Denzel Washington's movies now, he's all old and fat and you think he's beating people up.

I heard Steven Seagall now is doing movies where he's fighting people in his chair. Can you name a movie that's in theaters right now? I couldn't. Yeah, Zootopia. Because my kids. Johnny's a movie guy. Johnny's a movie guy. Same thing with the guys from Conspiracy Social Club.

They go to movies all the time. There's only one movie that will get me to the movie theater, and that's Godzilla. That's it. You can go see like the Avengers Dooms Day is going to come out next year. I would go see that too. But but Marvel movies are bad. I mean, I saw Fantastic Four. Well, I think they've realized their mistakes and they've rebut.

But they still injects shit, dude. Like at the end of Fantastic Four, moms love, destroys Galactica. That ruined the movie for me almost. It's just like, come on. Dude, chicks aren't watching this. It's all guys. It's a theater of incels. we don't go,

moms love, you know? Like, yeah, I love mom too. We all love our moms. She's not going to be Galacticus because she's got mom power. Galactus, yeah. But whatever his name is. Right?

No, you're totally right, dude. Yeah, it's stupid. It's just just in, I like, dude, dude, I watched The Last Frontier and it started out so good. It didn't end bad. I don't know what that is. It's a show on Netflix.

Oh, yes. The one with Jason Clark or whatever. Yeah, he's in Alaska. It's good. But, dude, at the end, this chick is just beating up all these guys. And you're like, why? Why do we need this? It was that way. And it was a pretty good show. That show, Task on HBO, where it's like a FBI task force trying to track down this guy.

Or these guys that are dealing drugs, basically. Anyway, there's just like maybe a 110-pound black chick that just beats the shit out of some people. And I'm just like, come on, man. It's so crazy. The chicks beat up everybody. but when I tell my girlfriend, she can't tell a story, she gets pissed and cries. It's so funny. It's unbelievable.

Hey, if you go to samtriplea.com, again, you can see the dates there. We've got World War debate coming up this Saturday night, tomorrow night. Please, please. If you can't make Atlantic City, you watch it live. Where can they watch it live? Do you have a YouTube? It's going to be on YouTube. It's going to be on Twitter.

It's going to be everywhere. I'll make sure everyone knows exactly where they can watch it. It's going to be on Rumble as well. You're going to be able to watch it everywhere and anywhere. We're very excited about it. And it's going to be the first of hopefully many. This thing goes off without a hitch. We know the show isn't going to be as big as it could be,

and that's okay. Work out the kinks when it's small and then watch it explode. We're expecting like 300 people, which for a first show is going to be fire. It's going to be a good time. It's not like it's a long event. Now, the question is, who do you think is going to try to steal this idea?

Everybody. It's going to be so funny to watch. everyone trying to do their own versions of it. You know if I could see doing it? That Jubilee or Jubilee that they do the weird kind of shows? No, they got their own thing. I don't think they'll do it. I have my idea.

I'm not going to say it's a wire. Those guys could do it totally. Yeah, but it would be shit. I know. Nobody will watch it. They have no shame. I mean, they just resurrected Candace Owens. And they're just going to do a show where they rip her?

Yeah, we talked about it on Bia. It's like so stupid, man. They just, they're so dumb. And the problem is they got no money anymore because it's dead. Oh, they're burning Ben Shapiro's mine. is what it is. Yeah. People are like, he's losing like a thousand, a thousand subscribers a day.

They're like he's got seven million. Like still, a thousand a day is a lot. You know how, what's her name? Nickymanage lost like a million in one day. Oh, because she went to turning point. And then you know how she deleted it? And I was like, oh, she doesn't want the backlash. No, she deleted it so people stop unfollowing her. Why did she go there? And by the time she opens it back up, we all forgot. Is she political, Nikki Menard? No, but it's like, it's the same thing. She just got booked, basically. When you showed Johnny that they put where Charlie Cook got shot, they put a little. So crazy, dude, it's all a sign like, It's an Instagram opportunity.

No, but it's basically like, we got you, motherfucker. We got your motherfucker, dude. And then you bring on the one rapper that Charlie Kirk shit on. Like, it's like, could you be more an F you to the guy that supposedly he's dead now? Right. Can we not cut? a guy's ghost. Yeah, can we not cocked a ghost?

And then what if you're an asshole? You go up to that where he got shot and you're like this? You know, when he didn't think somebody did that? Yeah, what I'm saying? Remember when people were doing that with Eddie Bravo's like, look, I got shot by JFK went to the Dallas thing? Yeah. I was like, someone's going to sit there and then go like this,

like they're getting shot. How many people do you think to drive down convertibles down that road when they go there? Just like take a picture of me while I'm driving in the pack of the Beatles, you know, the Abbey Road Crossing, you know? Everybody trying to get their photo there? Totally. And then January 16th, I am in San Luis Obispo. Oh, and Tuesday.

Oh, yeah, Tuesday. One of the best lineups I've ever put together. I got put that up there. Who you got? We got Tim Dillon. We got Andrew Santino. We got, oh, I got T.J. Miller. Really?

Finally, I go up to, I go, why do you hate me? He goes, I don't hate you. I go, dude, every time you want me, I ask you do my show, you say you're out of town. Then you're in a show the next day. He goes, I will do the next one. So he's in... You're gilded him. That's smart.

Well, I love T.J. Miller. I think he's... Oh, dude, I think he's so funny. He's so fucking funny. And he gets no credit for his stand-up being hilarious because I don't know, because of his acting career kind of overshadowed it. Yeah, right there. Go to that. Bang.

Yep. Bang. It's just absolutely hilarious. So this is what, this is what this, the comedy store is done now. And I love them. But what they've done is go back. Look at these guys. guys, they all just book the shows I've been booking forever.

They literally just rip off my lineups. And I get that those are the guys sell tickets. But it's like, like with you, like when they're like, we want a 420 show. They want a Mexican show. Get a Mexican show in there. Get different Mexicans in there. Don't look at the show before me. That's everybody does my show.

You know what this is too, right? It's you having a lack of, I don't want to say ambition. But like if you wanted to do this thing fucking five times a month, they were, you know, No, it would have been. Oh, for sure. Yeah. But it's, if you wanted to drive into the ground. People don't understand.

And like, just look at how many guys he's got on that show. He has, count it. He has six up top, five, 11 people. Did you know how long that show's going to be with 11 people? I go seven at the most. And that's if I just need to add a banger. It's, it's, go back. People don't stay.

Go back. It hurts physically to laugh for that long. And then this guy over here, he, This is a small lineup for him. This guy's a small lineup. That's nine. He's had 12 in his show. And more.

And more. You know how Poppins. His homies will pop up. It's so weird. Does the comedy store not book any of its own shows like that anymore? No, because the whole thing is they're supposed to book regulars and a lot of these people aren't regulars. You know?

I mean, Leno is, but he doesn't really do it, but Dane isn't. Jay Leno is. Well, why don't you just pass him and have him in as a regular? I mean, I don't understand that. that. I don't know. I think people would be okay if Dan got passed now, but back in the day... Oh, because of the wars. Back in the day, like, literally, literally the, and so this is what he does, right? He books so far fucking out just to, it's, it makes me laugh. Arsinio. I love Arsiniol. He's actually pretty funny, dude. No, he's funny, yeah. You know, but the point is, it's like, it's like, this is the eighth thing I do.

Yeah. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, to these guys, it's the main thing they do. So I'm competing with guys that this is there. And I'm not player hating, but it's like you're welcome. It's their bread and butter. I gave you the keys. You copied me. Stop acting like you're trying to kill me off when you're just doing me. I'm competing against myself.

Like if you go back, watch when you go back, right, see that lineup? Go to laugh factory, go to improv and watch that whole lineup get stolen. And so I'm not just competing against other shows another night. I'm competing against other comedy clubs doing my lineup. They wait until I get my lineup and then they just pick it apart. Yeah. And they're like, hey, can you do this show? We already know you're going to be at Sam's show.

We'll put you at this time because you're going to go up here. Perfect timing for you to go upstairs. There will be a time we'll know when we'll remember me. It's going to happen. It happens everybody happens to something quicker than others. But I changed L.A. comedy. I don't give a shit with it. Everyone gets paid now because of me.

I used to do shows at the improv. they would have hand, because Johnny, did I already tell you this? If you had to guess how much I got paid at one point at the improv for a set,

what would you say? They handed me. I heard they still do 20 bucks. Dude, we got paid $7. $7 for a pack show. That's why. Now they're giving $100. You know why?

Because I changed the pay rate. To this day. I'll never get the respect for them just doing what I did. To this day, you put someone up and it was randomly. They performed.

You did great. You went up to him, gave him some money. And they were like, really? You're like, really? See this girl in my lineup? Her name's Mitzie. She's got 5.1 million followers on Twitter, right? On TikTok.

Mitzi, no, go to mine. Right? Go to mine. Click that. Okay, go down. Mitzi Sanderson. Watch when she's in every single show after mine. I mean, it happened with Sartner.

Every single show after mine. They call me a gatekeeper. I'm like, no, I just see it first, and then everyone jacks my shit. Because I get it. That's why this World War debate will be, they'll try to rip it off. But they can never do meat.

I mean, yeah, these shows are doing great, but they're all derivatives of Sam Triplica. Anyway, Mitzie's hot, dude. Here's the thing, dude, about L.A. comedy. There's so many, so many hot autistic chicks. There's so many hot autistic chicks. There's so many hot autistic chicks. It's like unbelievable.

It might not be many hotter than her. Yeah. She's, I don't know if she has a lot. Oh, yeah. Look how many she has on just, on, yeah. Oh, yeah, I'll be there. Yeah. Now go to her TikTok.

She just stand-up? Yeah. But she started out as a dancer. She went to school for dancing. Now, if you go to her, and like, I'm trying to, it's very hard for me to, this is a movie. she's a if you go to her TikTok she's gonna crush Hollywood I mean oh she's dude she's only like

23 so she already says 5.1 million followers I wish I could buy stock and a person can we get a life insurance miles on her or something is that that's how that works

people do that with homeless people oh she got the millie yeah she got the millie yeah 5.3 million holy fuck yeah and I told her this I go listen Mitzi and it's hard for me to talk to someone who has 5.3 million people

and trying to give her advice on careers, right? But I go, Mitzie, if you just convert one percent of that five million, what is that 50,000? Set for life, yeah. You convert one percent to your, your Patreon. That's $250,000 a month. You won't have to act. You won't have to do anything.

Go up. Did she add it, she had it, look at her butt. She had to make her butt pop. Okay, Johnny. Johnny's uncomfortable. He's very funny. She's a good person, too. Anyways, so yeah, that's it.

Go to samtriplea.com. I know this is going long. Johnny's getting pissed. Premium. Oh, Johnny, go up. Look at that. That's the amazing moment where I'm in a Raiders jersey,

shoving Zins up my butt. That's our recap show. Funny, because someone asked me, he's like, tell me you the laptop he's using isn't the tinful halal hat. laptop like that is his own laptop. Premium content. I put my content up against anybody's.

There's nobody in the conspiracy game that's giving you better premium content than samtripley.com. Whether it's my show with Kurt Metzker, the Curt and Sam experiment, whatever this is, my deep conspiracy rewinds. I'm telling you it's the best. Cash Daddy's talk about it. He's killing it. We just started the year and he's already published the 2026 portfolio.

So if you'd like to get in now at the beginning and track those trades throughout the year, it was a, it did really well last year. Dude, do you like money? Yeah, that's the question. Look at me. I'm crying. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You can't believe it.

I'm so sad. America first. America first. America first. Yeah, dude, go see it. That was literally the first thing I clicked on. So, yeah, that's it, dude. Oh, T-shirts.

Just go to T-shirts. Oh. I got to talk to those guys. We've got to finish this project. I'm ready to pump, pump it up, pump it up. Chaos Twins, Cast Twins.com. And then all of our feelings, it's by golden silver, mineral king, aquaculture, hydrogen, brown gas.

And, of course, he's on next episode, Chemical Free Body, James, EMF Rocks, Brain Supreme. You like this guy's question? Of course you do. He does it. And then finally, T-shirts, the new T-shirt, hopefully will be outgo, see if he put it up. Let's see. Fingers cross. Go down. No. No. No. Okay, I got to ask him, why

having you put up the new t-shirt that says Tim Foll hat, the most trusted name and news. And on the back it says, I get my news from Sam Tripoli. Wood Army, dude. It's strong. Go get it. Go get it. So great show. I mean, it's a great show. That's some deep. What do you think about the pyramid

thing, Johnny? You're a big pyramid guy. That fascinates me. Yeah. I mean, I have never heard a satisfactory explanation for what the pyramids are. So that's as likely as anything. But people would love to think it's aliens. They're like, it's got to be aliens. You haven't heard the new theory?

We just heard one. No, no, no. A newer new? I mean, it's not new, but it being like a power plant or something to do. Yeah, that's it. A pneumonia plant. I've heard that as well. Could be different pyramids did different things.

Yeah, they're making it seem like they were like, this guy was saying, like, let's imagine we went to Mars. We would build stuff to like oil plants and stuff to create power. Like that's what that was, but not against it. Not against it. All right, guys. Enjoy. Oh, what do you want to push?

Hit the like button, subscribe. Go check out. Oh, go find the YouTube channel too. Oh, yeah. Tinfo hat YouTube channel. It's cooking with gas, guys. Go get it. We go live over there as well.

We're going to start doing more lives on there. That was a hot one. People be talking. People be jumping. There it is, tinfo hat YouTube. There it is, guys. The one with the upside down tinfo hat logo. Yeah.

Look at that. Dude, we're starting to finally get some numbers on there. Getting it. Finally. Yeah, man. A lot of people like Tim, YouTube, you want to watch it there. Just know they're going to hit you with a billion fucking. Dude, we left them with a bangin with that doctor episode.

The comments, people love that. I've had some big names hit me up saying they think that's real too, which I do believe. Anything else? Hit that like button, subscribe. And don't forget to leave a comment, please. Johnny. Broken Sim out. Check it out.

It's a good episode. We had, we just got on all the Venezuela stuff, which is a lot of hypocrisy on the internet right now. All right, guys, enjoy the highlights. Here's a clip from the latest broken sim. Johnny, can we talk about this? Have the bots gotten dumber? Have the bots got in dumber? Like, we used to have quality bots that would say, bring up quality points.

And now they're not even trying. I don't think there, a lot of them now aren't bots, dude. It's just the people that are completely pot committed on the president, our president. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, it's just you can do this guy can do no wrong. I mean, he's literally violated another country. And everyone's like, dude, we got to do.

Listen, if you said to me, Sam, the reason they're doing this is because China's trying to invade our hemisphere, I might listen to you a little bit. Just a tiny bit. Just a tiny bit. But it still does not warrant kidnapping another country's leader. I mean, it's so, it's so bad in the end, dude. In the end, always bet on the church of the British Empire, dude, every freaking time. Every time. So you know how we have that Matthew Erraton, Erat, Erat, Matthew Errit?

Matthew Errit. Dude, I'm reading his book, bro. I'm reading his freaking book. It was a great. It is fire, bro. This thing is fire. Okay? Pure fire.

And he brings up something that I didn't even know. And that is that the map of the Greater Israel Project and the map of ancient Babylon are basically the same. That's fascinating. Really? Isn't that fascinating? I mean, that's a fascinating fact to me. I texted to somebody today, no response. I'm like, I just dropped the greatest knowledge of all time on you.

and you don't even hit me back going with a whoa that's weird to be fair i'm thinking all the texts that you don't get back to that were probably just as fascinating as the yeah and i would say this person's phone gets way more text than i do so i do understand i'm just trying to make content johnny okay you're supposed to be like can't believe oh that that asshole this these people today people the great sam tripple is texting you and you don't text them back but okay so i mean it's a tremendous disinfo campaign, by the way, on social media. We're seeing scores of videos being passed around of celebrating Venezuelans.

90% of them are from a soccer game like five years ago. Yeah, Johnny. People in the street celebrating soccer. So Jimmy, Jimmy Dorr did a segment on a Ryan Mata. Do you know, do you file Ryan Mata at all on Twitter? Did we have on? No, he's supposed to come on. We were supposed to book them because he got a book or something come

I know Mark fumbled a bag, you know, Mark who's on a dirt with curb. So, you know, he's famous now. He's a busy man. He's a busy man. Mark's a busy man. It's so funny. Kurt, like, is the loving parent. I'm the disciplined parent.

I'm the one who's trying to teach him life lessons. And I'm so I'm the bad guy. I'm always the bad parent, though, by the way. I'm the bad guy. I'm never like, I'm always looked at as the bad guy. I'm a crypto Jew, by the way. What's that? This guy says I'm a crypto Jew right here.

What is, what's the story? What are you talking about? Johnny's not a crypto Jew. No. Not even, there's a zero percent of, I'm from the South,

dude, we had two Jews in my school, the Kurtzman twins, and the whole county knew them by name, because literally they were the only people in the whole county that I grew up. Schmerger Berger, Golderberger Schmidt? Was that their last name?

Kurtzman's. Oh, yeah. My math tutor was Jewish. I love you. I like, dude, there's like a female Jewish comic out there that hates me right now. I know because I saw her at the Christmas party at the comedy store and she just like iced me. I felt the ice. And they, they hate me. It's like, I don't even think you run everything.

I'm actually on your side. It's funny. And in the circles we run in, you're a borderline apologist for. Yeah. I'm like, they don't run. They're just middle management. Yeah. Anyway, so yeah, this book is pretty amazing.

dude but Ryan Matha that video so you're like hey dude why are all these videos out well Ryan Mata talks about there's this thing called bounties have you heard of this bounties where you can go to a website and they'll be like if you tweet this stuff for every 100,000 views you get we'll give you $50 so it seems like a really shitty deal

but they do it and that's why you see the same things always being put out and then you got that Nick Shirley that everyone's like oh my god he got Tim Walts to step down you know And now everybody's saying he's got videos from Israel where he's like, dude, look how wonderful, peaceful Israel or whatever he talked about. I didn't even watch. I, there are no heroes.

There's only two heroes out there. Johnny Woodard, Sam Tripoli, okay? And I would say XG, but he does not know what's going on. So those are the threes you could trust right there. I mean, it's just because we are willing to admit when we are wrong, you know? I mean, that's such a rare trait. That's 90. I mean, that's most of what's going on with this Venezuela thing is people just sending good,

good faith after bad on the president. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, it just, it reminds me of my favorite sketch from Saturday Night Live. The Adam Sandler, Chris, I always bring it up. Chris, Chris Farley, the something boys, where it's like, for the love of God, just let the boys sleepwash your grandma. That's what these people do.

I want to address this. I work so hard. Sam has asked me to remind him of the walls on YouTube when we're live especially. I cannot say the N-word until 10 minutes in. This channel is all we, this is our connection to any kind of audience video-wise. Yeah, 100%. But it's our front porch to the world. And if we lose it like we had before, we don't grow.

Yeah. We don't grow. Nobody, no. we get ignored. It's unbelievable. Rumble has been showing us some love. They occasionally put us on that front page, which is the difference between being seen and not being seen.

So we thank them. By 100x, I mean, we got to play the game, dude. We're a bunch of players. So Venezuela, what do you think the end game is there? I mean, I hear people say oil. Is it enough oil to make a difference?

I mean, it is a major, They have major... There's oil everywhere. There's oil everywhere. What do you think it is? I think it's just about not allowing China or Russia to come into our hemisphere. Which is the same motivation for Greenland, too, which I think he's dead serious. I think he's totally serious.

He's going to try to take Greenland, Canada. He's going to try to take them all. And everyone will be like, justify. Be like, come on, man. He's just trying to keep us safe, dude. It's like, bro, there's something on videos so bad he's willing to take. Greenland Fort to stop it from coming out. If you'd like to hear the rest of this episode, subscribe to Broken Simulation in your podcasting

app or check us out at YouTube.com slash Sam Tripoli. We go deep, home, boy. Aaron, open your mind. Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere. That's some interdimensional shit. Wake up, Aaron. This is only the beginning.

Dude, you just moved my mind.