Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - 956: Dirty Water, Dry Fasting And Pee Therapy With Tim James

Episode Date: January 14, 2026

In the latest episode of Tin Foil Hat, Sam dives deep with special guest Tim James into a wide-ranging conversation that challenges mainstream narratives. They explore how toxins in modern food may be contributing to rising cancer rates, the potential dangers of EMF exposure, and the role of spirituality in navigating these dark and uncertain times. The episode also ventures into highly controversial territory, examining alternative health ideas such as dry fasting and the claimed benefits of drinking one’s own urine—all discussed through a skeptical, questioning lens that invites listeners to think for themselves.Please subscribe to the new Tin Foil Hat youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TinFoilHatYoutubeGrab your copy of the 2nd issue of the Chaos Twins now and join the Army Of Chaos:https://bit.ly/415fDfYCheck out Sam "DoomScrollin with Sam Tripoli and Midnight Mike" Every Tuesday At 4pm pst on Youtube, X Twitter, Rumble and Rokfin!Join the WolfPack at Wise Wolf Gold and Silver and start hedging your financial position by investing in precious metals now! Go to https://www.samtripoli.gold/ and use the promo code "TinFoil" and we thank Tony for supporting our show.CopyMyCrypto.com: The 'Copy my Crypto' membership site shows you the coins that the youtuber 'James McMahon' personally holds - and allows you to copy him. So if you'd like to join the 1300 members who copy James, then stop what you're doing and head over to: https://copymycrypto.com/tinfoilhat/ You'll not only find proof of everything I've said - but my listeners get full access for just $1LiveLongerFormula.com: Check out https://www.livelongerformula.com/sam — Christian is a longevity author and functional health expert who helps you fix your gut, detox, boost testosterone, and sleep better so you can thrive, not just survive. Watch his free masterclass on the 7 Deadly Health Fads, and if it clicks, book a free Metabolic Function Assessment to get to the root of your health issues.Want to see Sam Tripoli live? Get tickets at SamTripoli.com:San Luis Obispo: Headlining The SLO Brewery On Jan 16thhttps://www.ticketweb.com/event/sam-tripoli-slo-brew-rock-tickets/14008884?pl=slobrew2Please check out Tim James' internet: website: https://chemicalfreebody.com podcast: Health Hero Show- https://bit.ly/3PThHRV Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chemicalfreebodyguy/ Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chemicalfreebody Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/healthheroPlease check out Sam Tripoli's internet:Linktree: https://linktr.ee/samtripoli Sam Tripoli's Stand Up Youtube Page: https://www.youtube.com/@SamTripoliComedy Sam Tripoli's Comedy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samtripolicomedy/%20PSam Tripoli's Podcast Clip Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samtripolispodcastclips/Please support our sponsors:CrowdHealth: Healthcare for under $100—You get access to a team of health bill negotiators, low cost prescription and lab testing tools, as well as a database of low cost high quality doctors vetted by CrowdHealth. This open enrollment, take your power back. Join CrowdHealth to get started today for $99 for your first three months using code TINFOIL at JOIN CROWD HEALTH DOT COM. That’s JOIN CROWD HEALTH DOT COM code TINFOILCMCUpside: The free UPSIDE gets you cash back on daily essentials like gas, groceries and dining. Upside has given back $1Billon dollars to it users. To find out how much you could earn download the FREE Upside App and use the promo code TINFOILHAT to get an extra 25 cents fir every gallon on your first tank of gas, That’s an extra 25 cents back for every Gallon on your first tank of gas, using the promo code TINFOILHATSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And real quick before we get into, I want to thank everybody who came, everyone who came to the venue and watched live, Word, Ward, Debate. The first one, big success. very excited. Thank you guys for joining us. Very excited to have our next guest on. As I tell you, I just took his supplements. I take him all the time every day. And if I miss it, I feel it.

I'm very excited to have him back on. Last time he was the one who brought up the venom. And then we had Dr. Brian Ardice on and really hammered that home. Very excited to have him back on. My good friend and yours, Tim James. How are you, Tim? Fantastic. Life is an ecstatic explosion of joy in synchronicity, my friend.

Well said. I agree with that. I think we're living in a wonderful time, no matter how much the lizard people wants to be sad and depressed. Like I just went in between shows. I went inside and day is like, did you hear? I shot another person. I'm like, Dana, they just want you mad. They just want you mad. They want you fight with each other.

They want your vibrations low. Turn this off. How many times do they got to lie to you? They lied to you about everything. It's ridiculous. Tim, for those who may not be familiar with you with your many appearances, I don't even know what appearances is. This might be five or something.

You might be in the five appearance club. Congratulations. Can you tell us a little bit about yourself where our listeners can find you? Yeah, for the newbies to me, I'm over here in eastern Oregon on a farm, and I transformed my health about 15 years ago. I'd gained a whole bunch of weight as a business professional, as a financial advisor, and I was pooping blood for two and a half years. That was most very exciting and painful.

That's got to be rough. Had eczema all over my body, and eating tons. in role age 24-7 because I had a lot of acid reflux, not sleeping well, just kind of embarrassed about my skin because it looked terrible. I was actually bleeding through my shirts and people would be like, as I'm doing presentations on the whiteboard in a white t-shirt or in a white long-sleeved shirt as a financial advisor, clients are like, hey Tim, your, your elbow's bleeding. And, you know, and then sometimes it was bad because it would dry and stick to the shirt, so then I have to go home and take a shower with my shirt on and get the shirt off easier.

wasn't so painful. So that was that was my life for a long time, pooping blood for two and a half years. That was even more painful than what I just described. And then I finally had to be life-flighted on a vacation down in Peru to get an emergency surgery. And I was, you know, and what was causing all this? It was stress and processed foods. And so like Sam just said, the first thing that we do over here is like, yeah, we're a coaching company. We help people. We coach them. We have have developed chemical-free, non-toxic, nature-based products to help people detox and nutrify themselves. But the first thing that has to happen that I realized is that people have to, if they want to, not to do anything actually, it's all a choice. But if you are wanting to heal,

or if you want to take your health to the next level, or if you want to take your spiritual path to the next level, the first thing to look at is eliminating and reducing the stressors in your life. And then also some of them you can't remove learning how to respond to them differently so they don't affect your nervous system. And a lot of us, especially guys, are just running through life going, oh yeah, it's like, I'm not stressed out, even though you are. So, you know, like if, they talk about like a saber tooth tiger attacking you, you know, back in the day and that puts you in fight or flight, well, when you go into fight or flight, you drive up cortisol. all levels and you start blowing out your adrenal glands all the time because this is only supposed to

be when you're getting chased or you're or you're fighting something your whole life is not supposed to be running or fighting the rest of the time you go into rest and digest mode this is when you're actually consuming food and living your life so the standard american crazy modern world and lifestyle with you wake up and your phone goes off and the doom and gloom on the news and all this stuff, it puts you into that fight or flight mode like it or not. So your nervous system is treating it like that. Tiger's chasing you. And it's happening 24-7. So we've learned, and I've, one message I'd like to get across today is like, if you're struggling with your health, you want to lose weight, you're not sleeping good, you got stage four, whatever, you've got fibromyalgia,

grave disease, migraines, I mean, whatever, okay, you're not going to heal unless you can learn how to live a stress-free life. You have to learn how to be in the eye of the storm. And the eye of the storm is like when there's a 200-mile-an-hour hurricane, it's that hurricane's so large that when you're in the eye of the storm, the birds are chirping, the sun's out, and you can't even see or you don't even know the storms all around you. That's where we have to get to, Sam, if we're going to heal.

Then the other stuff is like falling off a log-easy. You know, we help people clean up the light in their home, the air in their home they're breathing, the water they're drinking, the food, they're eating, the clothing they're wearing, the personal care products, and we just get people back to nature. And when they do that, the body self-heels. I'm trying to find the guests that we had on. I can't remember her name of my apologies, but still one of my favorite episodes that I'm going to be honestly, a lot of people didn't watch.

I knew they weren't going to watch it because it seemed to be a very female-centric episode. But I thought it was so important. And she was talking about how the human animal is the only animal that is in constant fight and flight is constantly on the edge. And that has led to low fertility rates. Like women, it's very hard for them to get pregnant. It's very hard for them to have children if they're constantly in high anxiety situation. And I thought it was such a great episode. I wish people would have gave it a chance because it really is part of this depopulation agenda that we see going on right now.

this constant fear of what's around the corner. And, you know, I'm in recovery and I, you know, I'm constantly talking to people I'm working with in recovery, that the anxiety of what might happen tends to be worse than what actually goes down. So you got this big event coming. Oh, I hope it goes well. It's got, oh, my God. If it does go well, what's going to happen?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The event goes. It goes off well. Everything's fine. But the anticipation. I always talk about like in sparring. It's not that getting hit doesn't hurt,

but usually the anticipation of the hit is worse than the hit, unless you're like in a prize fight and stuff like that, then they're trying to knock your head off. But when you're learning to fight and you're learning to train, the anticipation of getting hurt tends to be 10 times worse than the actual hit. And that's kind of... Sounds like a lot of people nowadays in relationship. What's that?

They said it sounds like a lot of people in relationship nowadays. Yep. Yep. Yeah, we're constantly unfair. Like a big fear of mine is retirement. Like I'm a Lucy Goosey running and gun in stand-up comic who's doing podcasting and stand-up comedy. And one of my biggest fears is that I'm going to drain my children's resources having to take care of me. So I'm constantly trying to figure out how can I have enough money so that my kids don't have to drain their own bank accounts to take care of me.

Because sometimes when you live to a certain age, you live, you live. pass your resources. Life insurance. Yeah, even with life insurance, though, it's like, it's, it's kind of crazy, dude. With inflation, like you, like when you get whatever, they give you a certain amount, but with time, that, that amount ends up being not as much. Yeah, you're totally right. Like, oh, I'm getting $3,000 a month in retirement.

That sounds great. But in 20 years, that might not be able to cover half your bills. And you probably need more medical bills, more stuff to take care of time. Yeah, it's crazy that we tax elderly. We cost, they, they cost us. money for health care. It's just, it's, it's a completely upside down world. But yeah, I agree with you, man. The being able to manage anxiety and fear is such a big part of your spiritual journey, especially, you know, like in recovery, I talk a lot about, about just letting go. I always tell, especially

comedians, anybody, don't get lost in the results. Enjoy the journey. these are the good old days. You're going to look back at these as what a wonderful time it was, but you're so stressed out now you can't even take in the moment and enjoy the journey that is your life right now. So I totally agree with you, Tim. But you're actually bringing up a very, it's a very interesting and important point,

which is you start, human beings have the ability to think of, if I take this action, then that could happen, right? so we can think into the future. That's one of the things that separates us from the other mammals and animals and creatures on this planet, is we can think ahead. If I do this, then what could happen?

So if I go, you know, kick the pit bull and the nuts, he might bite me. So you might choose not to do that, right? It's just kind of smart. Oh, if I put my hand on the burner, it'll burn my hand, and then my hand will be, I'll have an injury. So that's the ability to, think into the future. We also have the ability to think into the past. And that's good because I remember, oh yeah, when I was a kid, I touched that burner and I burnt my hand, so don't do it. So we have the ability to think into the future and into the past. But the reality is,

is that those two things on a spiritual level don't even exist. All we have is right now, right now, right now, right now, right now. In fact, I have a clock over there. It's instead of noon one, two, three, four, five, it says now, now, now, now, now, now, now. Right? And so what talking about is somebody thinks about some event in the future and then they start creating anxiety but it's it's not even real it's not even there yet right so that ability to think into the future can it's it's a good thing because it can save us from burning our hand on a stove but and so but it but it can also hurt us if we're like you know what once i do this once this happens then i'll do that Yes.

Right. Like living in Winworld. When this happens, then I'll do that. Once I get this big project done, then I'll start eating healthy. You know, once I get land this new job, then I'll start taking my wife on dates, you know, or whatever, right? And so it's that future. Tripping. Yeah, and it's not, it doesn't even exist.

So then you go in the past, and I've seen a lot of my coaching clients, stuff that's happened to them in the past, and they just keep reliving it and reliving it and reliving it. And it's like, I'm a loser. I screwed up. He beat me. She took all, she beat me or whatever. Like going to the past and then using that as this, my dad did it. My dad did it.

I watched him, he does it all the time. He's 80, oh, I get huckleberry juice all over me. He had this guy that he bought some hay from. And he brought over this hay for the cattle. It was crappy. It wasn't, and he's like, I'm never buying from him again. and then the next year he bought hay from him again. And then he just brought him more shitty hay.

And he still talks about it. I'm like, Dad, that guy's dead. Like, he's been dead for 20 years, and he's getting just as mad today as he was back then. And what's he doing to his nervous system? He's destroying his health in the moment because he's in fight or flight,

thinking about some dude that ripped him off 20 years ago. Yeah, I totally agree with that, dude. It's crazy. So that's another thing is, like, living in the present moment. And I can tell you, I've worked with over 300 people with cancer in this coaching program. And being my friend Charles, who those of you that have listened before, this is how I got into this because he had, my friend got diagnosed with cancer. And he healed himself naturally, no chemo, no surgery, no radiation.

He's still alive. In fact, he's got a new gal. He's got a new baby. And he's like mid-50s. So he's even crazier in you, Sam. Wow. Like, he waited until his 50s. And he's got, so he's starting all over again.

And he did all that stuff. He did it naturally. And so what's cool is that what I've taught all these people that I've coached is what I learned when I was at the institute with him. They took his file out and we were meeting with the psychologist. And the psychologist is looking and he's like, okay. And he's like, so what are you doing here? And he's like, I've got cancer. And he's like, oh, well, congratulations.

And he smiled. and you know Charles and I are both not into health at this point like I'm 42 pounds overweight he's 60 pounds overweight he's got cancer he's dying I'm bleeding out my butt I got skin issues everywhere

and we're just sitting there and this guy's this guy just said congratulations to your cancer like I'm just sitting there going I don't even know what's going on I was like are we in the twilight zone what the hell is this guy saying like my friend's got freaking cancer

and he said Charles you know, you're one of the few people on this planet that actually gets an opportunity to actually live to live in the present moment because now you're faced with your own death. And so now all of a sudden, all the stuff that doesn't matter, doesn't matter anymore.

You're so right, dude. And he was just launched right to the now, brought right into the now. And what I've learned was is that Charles's cancer diagnosis was his gift. And it was the universe saying, hey, dude, you're way out of control with your lifestyle. And you've got to pull the reins back and change course here.

Otherwise, you're out of here. Yeah. And that was it. And so what I learned, and I talked to so many people over the last 15 years, and I've stayed in touch with the directors of the Institute and stuff, and I've worked there, I've spoke there, I've done all kinds of stuff. And it's true. The people that when they get like a cancer diagnosis or they lose their loved one, they completely, it depends on how they look at it.

But these people can have the opportunity to completely change their lives. And by doing so, they're handing out permission slips to everybody in their family, everybody and their friends, their community. And maybe if they get online or whatever, they can change the whole world from their story and their transformation. Now, some don't do that. Some just roll over and go, oh, I'm a victim. I'll go into the whole medical thing. You can cut burn, poison. And some of that stuff might be necessary, and sometimes it does work.

And there's also placebo effect. If you believe anything, works. You have a 30% chance that you can heal yourself from the power of the mind. But when somebody lives in the present moment, it's amazing. It's amazing. There's no anxiety in the present moment. Like, that's what dogs do. When dogs get into a fight, they're, ah!

And then what do they do? They shake. And then they calm their nervous. system, it's over. It's done. And they just go back to doing their thing. It's no big deal. But we live in that constant fighter flight like you're talking about. And it's just going to, it just wears people to F out, man. It just wears them at that. And you don't have to do this. If you don't, if you don't want to have this, that type of lifestyle, this is resonating with it. You don't have to do that anymore. Like Sam said, just drop it. Let it go. Look at it like baggage.

Like, I know when I fly into like Denver Airport, it's like big and long and there's all these different places and it's like oh you're at gate A and then gate change now you're at gate C and it's like 20 minutes away and imagine having like five or six big heavy bags you're like shit and then you got to lug that stuff to gate C oh one more gate change gate B and now you got a lug at 15 20 all that baggage that you're packing around I guarantee you 100% it's not your stuff you're packing around other people's baggage societal's conditioning what your parents said what your spouse might have said friends you're just trying to live up and you're caring around all this other crap that it's all belief systems so if you can just drop it and literally walk

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My father, who I love with all my. You always hear people say, if you could, if you do it all over again, would you want your same parents? 100%. I would love to have the same parents. It's made me who I am today. And my father was a blessing in my life. He was a guy who had a big heart, but he had so much trauma in his life. He lived in a he lived in scarcity. And you know, so I have his wiring in me. And his wiring is someone's trying to fuck me over. That's how I live by it. And, and. through the blessing of recovery and just working on myself and this show, even zero back in the day, my spiritual podcast, I was able to understand that just because I think something doesn't mean it's real. Okay. And you're never going to ever be able to really control your initial response, right? You're always going to be, oh.

But then you got to go, I don't know if that's real or not. I don't know if, you know, like when we had Von Galt, like, she, she was in like the first hundred episodes, right? Like, she, you know, she dropped so much knowledge on me, you know, about just like this reality of like, if somebody's messing with you, you know, they're probably messing with everybody. It's not a personalized thing. It's, and the old saying is, you know, if you sit at the bed of the river long enough,

you'll see the bodies of your enemies float by. bro, when I heard that, that changed everything. It's just this, the point of this little ram going on is that, you know, you're going to have these initial reaction. Doesn't mean you have to act on it. And you just have to understand it and then kind of push it out. And you have to, you have to train yourself to download a new operating system of how you interact with society, the world around you and all that stuff.

and it's just the best reaction is no reaction like the saying real g's move in silence right like that's such a true thing dude it's like yeah maybe this guy isn't like the nicest person to you but most likely he's not nice to everybody and it's probably not personal you see that a lot in comedy bookings you'll see a booker takes over let's say the comedy store this is nothing to do at row she's killing it right now she's fucking wonderful she's exactly what that place needed but let's say we're going to make up a booker, you know, Bobby, Bobby the Booker, right? And Bobby has his view on comedy. You don't necessarily fit in that.

Suddenly your spots are going down to nothing and you're taking it personal. When in reality, he's probably doing that to a lot of people. And you'll eventually hear other people complaining to the point Bobby's no longer there. Also, if you reliably react one way to insults, then that person controls you. They own you. I totally agree with that, dude. 100%. you're instantly when somebody throws that baggage on you you have the opportunity to pick it up or not

that's a choice yeah i agree you're gonna pick up it's all their stuff too yeah i agree and i've had people like the like the rip-off people that i've been taking advantage of with um i found out later that the exact same thing they were accusing me of was what they were actually doing to me this has happened multiple times from men and women in my life and I was like oh shit yeah so picking up other people's baggage is that's a choice and you were right that you said operating system another word for that is belief system or definitions yes so whatever your beliefs are like you know is are are all are these politicians in the news bad well I've learned that everything's a neutral prop it really it really is it's like no they're not they're they're choosing darkness that's okay

but without them choosing darkness it wouldn't polarize me so much to choose the light you know when you go outside if you guys ever anybody listening ever gets to go somewhere up in the wilderness where there's no lights and get away from the city and that'll get you closer to god real quick look up at the dark night sky and you see those stars shining so brilliant you realize that you're part of all this and it's just immense and cool and amazing. But you have to understand that those stars would not be able to shine so bright if it wasn't for the darkness. Period.

So that's the duality. There's going to be darkness and there's going to be light. And right now on Earth, man, it's highly polarized. It's a very exciting time. So I think the lesson for us right now is like, we all signed up for this. Otherwise, we wouldn't be here. I agree. Let's just look at it as not so much bad, but as contrast.

and saying, okay, because of that, then I'm going to go do this. A perfect example is that organization, Mothers Against Drunk Driving. That woman's daughter was killed by a man drinking and driving, and out of her daughter's bedroom, she created that whole organization to bring awareness and save millions of lives to stop people from drinking and driving. That organization wouldn't have existed

if it wasn't for the darkness that came out of her daughter's death. And I've been to one of those, and it's sad. And you think you're over it. Were you drunk? I got a guy. I got a DUI. you have to go to those meetings. It's part of the program.

And you go and you think it's... No, you don't think it's funny. You're like, oh, Muzz against Stokes Drivers, whatever. But when you see that mom cry and you shake her hand, you're like, holy fuck, I need... Like, it was a lesson learned. I don't even know how people drink and drive anymore with Uber. Dude, there are videos on YouTube of when they first created the drink driving laws in the UK, interviewing people on the street who are, like, drunk about to get in their cars.

And they're, I mean, the attitude has changed so radically because of... mothers against drunk driving and those publicity campaigns. I mean, it used to be everybody was kind of defiant. They were like, oh, what's the big deal, man? I'm, you know, I've done it a million time, you know? I mean, they're just these guys being interviewed and it's so, it's like I'm fighting for my rights, you know? Yeah, yeah, I didn't see the UK one. I see the American one. Well, it's the same thing. And these guys are like, it's my right. It's my right. After work, I should be able to be able to drink a beer on the road. And you're just like, whoa. I mean, it's so radically changed how people think about that.

Did you ever see the guy that said he wasn't drinking and driving? he would pull over, drink, and then drive. But, but, you know, what the, again, going back to Von Galt and what she told me, we got to get her back on the show. She hasn't been on, like, years. Yeah, really, ages. Yeah, we have to have her back on. But, you know, what she was saying that is, like, everything is a learning moment, right?

Like, so, like, when things don't go your way and you wanted to go another way, that, what is the universe trying to teach you? And I think that's one of the biggest things I've ever learned in my life. It's like, don't look at this as a super negative. Go, why did this not go the way I wanted to? What is the universe trying to tell me? And she said it. She said it and it's stuck with me.

And I've said it in a million recovery meetings. It's like, the universe warns you and then it shows you. And we know people. I have a very good friend of mine. He probably going to listen to this episode. He had his baby's, his daughter's baby's daddy got drunk. and killed three, two, three people on a highway. And I guarantee you that wasn't the first time he did that.

And he probably got a ton of warnings. And I always, you know, I'm not going to say the name of the guy, the person, but there was a comic out there that had a very, very, very high publicity moment. That involved, like, possibly being drunk. And I go, dude, you got out of that clean. That is the universe warning you that if you continue. down this path, bad things are going to happen. And like sometimes the warnings you can come back from, you know, sometimes when the universe shows you, you can come back from it. And sometimes you

cannot. And, you know, I, I thank God that that never happened to me when I was using an abusing that I might have hurt somebody, you know. So yeah, I'm with you, Tim. I totally agree on that. Like, it's just, it's how you process information that is coming your way, that is everything. You know, being... Another way of looking at what you just said, which it's stuck with me, is when something happens, you know, people have probably heard this before, things aren't happening to you, they're happening for you. Yes.

So you might see something that's like you would consider very negative. What I've learned is that when that stuff happens, if you look around and you stay alert and you look for the good, it will show itself. okay so when something really really bad happens i'll give you an example so i had um i had this guy who was my webmaster i have an e-commerce business i'm not a tech guy i've learned a lot of tech i know enough now i could actually run a company which we do but i don't still i'm not in the weeds anymore right so i had this guy running my business he dies and it's a long story we could probably talk about it but so i'm hiring these people and i kind of need to get somebody so i have

I hired this one guy. And he was a certain way. Well, then I had this other contractor that was doing some work for me. And I'm out there working with him, putting metal on the roof and doing all this stuff. And everything looks good. And he's helping out around the house. He actually brought my mom some flowers and just being nice to my mom here on the farm. And, you know, she's in her 80s.

And, okay, that's cool. Kind of becoming like a family friend. I really want to help him. And the guy literally ripped me off for just a bunch of cash, never, finished a job and then when I went back out there and looked at some of the stuff he did without me, we had to redo it. And it cost me another $19,000 to have a contract to come out and redo brand new siding that we just put on because he was just, it was stupid. And so I called him on and he was working with my, uh, he had my son, uh, was doing some stuff. He's like, hey, I went,

Kyle's going to come over and, and, uh, help me on this roof. And I was like, I was like, no, he can't. I'm like, he can't help you, Josh. I like, he, He hurt his back. Like, and he can't do it. We heard, he heard it like in jujitsu or something, because him and I were doing jujitsu that summer.

And I was like, he's not going to throw shing, he's not doing it. He can't, he's like, well, that's bullshit. Like,

you know, the human body is meant to take a beating and punishment and, and it's resilient. I'm like, what are you talking? And he just started yelling at me. He'd never yelled at me before. And I,

and I, and that energy was sticking with me. That frequency. He, It blasted it into me, and I said, well, I'm sorry, but my son's not coming over. And then he just completely disappeared, left his tool belt here and some other stuff because he ran off. And I never heard from him again. Like literally just disappeared.

And then out of the woodwork, he's ripping off all these other people. Oh, yeah, he ripped me off for five grand. He took five grand from his girlfriend's dad. It was all over the place. Well, a horrible way to live your life. Yeah, and he's probably in some other town doing the same thing. But what ended up happening was that web guy that I hire, the new one, that was, I had him for two years. And he was trying to take credit for all this stuff and he wanted to talk about himself all the time and like how great he was and oh, I know that guy and I did this and I worked with him and I did that. And it's like everything, anybody that got brought up, he would, he was like the star and he had to. Well, I finally called him out on something. And he gave me the exact same energy as the contractor guy.

And if it wouldn't have been for that contractor guy, I would have been in fear. and I would have kept him around because I would have been, oh, it's okay, dude, it's okay, just chill out, and I would have been like that. But since I had that, and I realized what, they were the same person, I said, this is the end of our relationship, done. And I fired him and we're, and I moved on.

I moved on to a different company. And then finally I got screwed by them too, so now we went in-house on everything. So now we're in control. It's just crazy out there how people are just living in scarcity. Yeah, but that $19,000 mistake, or that learning lesson paid huge because after I got unrolled all the stuff that the marketing guy had done, and there was between him and this other agency, there was like $2,000 that either got wasted or ripped off over a two-year period.

Oh my God. I mean, I could have finished my house with that money, you know? Oh, my God. And so at that time, it's not like I'm an idiot business owner, but I guess I kind of was, but I was doing hospice care for my mom for all that time. My mom fell. She was taking care of my dad. I moved here to help her take care of my dad.

and then right after that she falls. I don't if you remember all this. Then I'm taking care of her and him. And then right after eight months of recovery and, you know, and all that therapy and stuff, she's doing great. And then cancer all over her body,

turbo cancer. They were completely jabbed to the gills. And I had to go through that. And, you know, I'd help. Dude, it's exhausting. And just pause for a moment.

Anybody out there doing hospice care? I've always said, my hat's off to you. You're unbelievable people. and if I could just 10x that sentiment right now because now I've actually been through it it's exhausting and I'm super healthy and I try to take care of myself but

I just lay down oh she's in bed okay 10 30 I'm going to bed my bedtime's like 10 you know and then the phone rings Tim I got to go potty and I gotta get back up put on my snow boots tromp through the snow go help her go to and hustle because she's got to go to the bathroom you know and it's like and then after my mom passed

it took like two months before all of a sudden I was like I felt relaxed again like this oh my god like holy crap two months and then I started realizing I had some of my time back I'm like oh I forgot I wasn't doing that anymore for myself and I wasn't doing that anymore so I started adding back in these things I learned over the last 15 years to have a healthy body and feel amazing and so anyway anything anything that's negative if you look for it it will show up. If I would have kept that dude around, it could have been millions of dollars. He would have and now I'm fully confident. And what I did was I did the exact same thing that I tell everybody with their health. Pick up the reins. Take control. Even when I'm coaching people, I'm like,

look, you're the captain. I'm just here to guide you. That's it. I'm going to guide you and inspire you from my own transformation and healing. And I've coached 750 people and I'll, I'll make things easy for and lead you to the water so you can drink it, but you actually have to take action in this physical world and you have to take a drink. You've got to take action. You're going to change your life. And I finally did that with that part of the marketing stuff

and all the web stuff. And I'm like, I'm taking all that responsibly along. I'm not stupid. I'll learn it. I'll figure it out. And that's what I did. And now I'm completely confident in that area of my life too. And I was living like a little, you know, a little frady cat.

And it cost me dearly. I uh Johnny are you gonna am I wrong in this that's kind along the lines of faith without works is dead but I feel like is dead like I feel like

you you have to engage you have to attack you have to you know I always tell people who are new to recovery like do so a dual goal goal list and shoot for the stars shoot for the stars right down the craziest shit

you would love to do. And you'll be amazed at how many of those things you'll actually get done. I'm trying to find my old goals list from during the pandemic and all the things I wanted to do. And I can't tell you how many of them come true. My girl, the other did,

she did a visionary board. She got with their friends. Yeah, she got with their friends and they did a visionary board. She came and put it in her room. Did she have a wedding ring on? Was it getting knocked up by a Mexican? There was a baby in there.

Oh, really? But, but I mean, I've never made one, but they claim, they claim that it does work. One of her friends was like, dude, I did all my goals. You look at it every day. So, I mean, it's a good start. Well, especially recovery.

It's just like, you know, it's like, okay, you're getting recovered, which is great. It's very important. You're going to stop, stop sabotaging yourself. That's great. But what are you going to do now? Because it's kind of, I always say this, like, it's amazing how easy it is to walk to your dreams when you stop shooting yourself in the foot. You know, it's really, it's, it's kind of amazing.

And the difference between the haves, the have-nots is one, the haves believed that could happen. And two, they took action to make it happen. Yeah. A lot of people. That second part is big, too, the taking action part. It's everything. Because, you know, you could be, we have a very good friend who I consider to be the funniest guy I've ever met my life.

And he, he just thought he was. so funny that they would find him. And they should have found him, but they didn't. And he just waited around and waited around, and time just passed. It passes fast. And it passes. My kids are almost six years old.

They're almost six. Just 12 more years of child support. Do you think, I just remember when you called me and you were like, I got kids on, or a kid or kids on the way. Yeah. I need to get in shape. We've been friends for a while. Yeah, dude.

That's how we met. I got to get in shape. I stopped partying, I cut out, and I'm cutting out all my vices. I'm down to breathing. That's what it is. Do you think, we tried to get in this on Broken Sim, but we weren't in the right, like, kind of headspace for it. Do you think that time is passing more quickly because of how old you are, or is that a general

phenomenon? Like, I asked my parents if they felt when they were my age, that time was just blinking like this. And they were like, both were like, not really, actually, no. What do you think? Do you feel it's gotten like... I feel the older you get the faster a day goes because... But you think it's more about older than... Or is it something we're all as humanity or feeling...

Because there are some people who think that we're like losing time is what I'm getting. It's definitely possible. So, okay, so you, like what John said, so when you were our age of 30, 40, you can say that now times faster, still faster? Yeah, that's what I'm trying to get that. Like, it's still faster? Yeah, I think a day in terms of a unit of your life gets smaller and smaller. Right, but when you were 35, because XG and I both feel... I feel it's fast.

Like, it's blinking. Did you feel that when you were 35 already? Were you feeling like, damn, everything's gotten away from me? I can't imagine it getting faster. Is what I mean, John trying to say? I can't imagine. I don't know if I go wild times going fast, but I, you know, it's like, I remember, you know, I was just in New Jersey at the Dojo of Comedy for New Year's.

Thank you to everybody who came out to that. And, you know, I sit there with Joey Diaz, and we were just talking about the old days. And it was like... And all the young... were like, you guys used to do that? Like, yeah, dude, that was regular. That was on the regular. But that was so long ago.

And I remember being bright eyed and bushy-tailed in L.A., and now I'm the old man. And now there's kids my age that showed up and are, you know, 25, 23 years old. And it just flies, dude. So I don't know if it's going faster. I think the older you get, the faster it goes. I think with kids, it does make it faster. Oh, yeah, 100%.

I do think the kids are you just... It's no longer about your birthday. It's about their birthdays. Yeah. And now you measure your time. Like, I go, oh, my kids are almost six now. Like, that's the measurement of time. The phones have helped with that, too, because you can just look back at a moment that...

And see it. And you're like, man, was that not like two weeks ago? Dude, those Facebook memories can fuck with your head. Especially if it's like eight years ago and you're still doing the same shit. You're like, oh. Oh, God. It's like BK or AK.K. four kids after kids your life yeah and the crazy thing about having kids is okay a k lifestyle

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I'm like, whoa. Well, the first thing is, is like when we're looking at time as a concept, it's a it's a human construct right and like I said there really isn't anything there is there is no time because all we have is right now try to go somewhere else what else do you have all we have is like right now right now right now right now yes there's a clock and things are happening but this is this is a construct I believe so we can have this human experience but the reality is there is no time here's the example that I was given you guys have probably been out in public or something and you ran into a old lifelong friend maybe from childhood and you're like oh shit what's up and you and you get to hang out and it's been like two three hours you're talking you get caught up and you're like oh shit i got to go and and you're like that three hours felt like 15 minutes didn't it yep right because it was just like you were in the moment yeah you were right there present yes right so

The cool thing is, is literally on a physical level, what I was taught was, is that you've literally only aged 15 minutes. Versus somebody else who's in detention, that three hours, they've actually aged three hours. Or if it felt like eight hours to them, they've aged eight hours. Right. So when you're following your excitement and your joy and your passion, you love what you do, and you love every moment, and you're doing the best you can, you're taking action on that in this physical world. and you're not, you're not insisting on any type of an outcome. You're not attached to outcome. And you live in that present moment.

You don't age like everybody else, right? And time goes really quickly. So it feels like, it feels much faster when you're living in the moment, right? I, you know, that's a really, that's a really, really powerful statement right there, you know. And it's kind of this thing that I've been getting into, again, the outside minds podcast, came on and they said something to me that really clicked with me. And that is, are you aligning your free will with God's plan? And, you know, and it's kind of this thing where, like, the real important things in life

take time. And we live very much in an instant gratification culture. And you look at everything that's kind of destroying people. It's that quick fix, kind of get it now, fast money, fast sex. O-Zampic. O-Zampic. Everything like that is like, how bad do you want? Then you look at the things that really means something.

Like when someone tells you, hey, I'm a black belt in jujitsu, right? That means they put it in 10 years into mastering a craft. And that's why you respect the shit out of that. Or they had a personal trainer five days a week. Yeah, I mean, like whatever. Even if you said, I went five days a week, that's a lot of work. That's a lot of dedication to a single skill to master that skill. And then do you take that discipline into other things in your life?

Like that to me is the key. So it's like this kind of desire by our culture to kind of prop up adult film stars. Like to make that, like everyone's interviewing adult film stars. Now, I did it back in the day, but they were more like outlawed. They were wild ones. Now they're trying to make it seem like a honorable profession. And the reality is it will never be because it's the most basic of basic things. You could have a caveman, cavewoman come out who's hot, not have any skills and she could be becoming an adult film star.

There's no, it's instant gratification. That's why no one's going to ever be, look at it like it's shaman shit. Do you understand what I'm saying? there's there's it's like a camera close off i'm there there's no actual got to go through it to get to it kind of you know journey and that that's a big thing so like these things that people want in their lives it's like you're gonna have to go through it it's gonna take time and even when we looked at like people getting doctrines and maybe we don't look at them the same way as we used to because we've just seen that there's a lot of brainwashing involved with that a lot of false narratives

a lot of behind closed doors payoffs that involved with a lot of this stuff a lot of them become just drug dealers right black belts and bullshit basically yeah black belts and bullshit like you know I hate to say it and I'm not here to disrespect anybody but a lot of doctors are just regurgitating what their professors told them to regurgitate no disrespect to them because there are great doctors out they're fighting to get the truth out. We've had them on our show. We respect the shit out of them. But it's like when I asked like a pediatrician one time,

why do kids have to get, have B shots when they're born and they didn't have an answer for it that let me know everything I needed to know. And you still respect them putting in the time and all that stuff. But like anything that's instant gratification, becoming big on TikTok, all that stuff. There's no hero's journey involved. And that's a big deal. And so many people run, like, you know, even in comedy now, you're seeing these guys in comedy for three to five years and they're playing theaters.

You're not going to learn that craft, there's a reason why he takes 10 years for a stand-up comic to become great. I was even watching this guy. I'm not going to say his name. I have zero problems with him. But there's a lot of people don't like him because he went from open mics to theaters. this. He jumped a whole comedy club circuit and went right to theaters. And I watched him in this video with

these funny guys. They do this kind of weird conspiracy. It's funny. They do it in a weird way. A lot like my friend Steve Randolph was doing for a little while with his content. But this guy's in it

and he's playing off the guy who is always in the video and he totally the comic kills the bit. He like killed, not good, like crushing it, but bad as he like didn't play along with the bit. And it really soured the video because he, he hasn't been in comedy long enough to understand what's happening. And his ego got in the way. And you don't learn that. You don't, the, the journey to your destination, it kills your ego. It's an ego killer. Because once you get

get to this place, you realize how much hard work you had to put in. And there's an appreciation for what you have when you're just handed it to it. That's why they have the worst attitudes, because that ego hasn't been killed. So you have to go through it, guys. That's the whole point of this thing. It's like, you can do whatever you want. It's like that thing about trans surfing, right? It's like, you know, it's like this idea that there's a, like, everywhere, all the time, all at once, that movie is there's a million versions of you. You can be any of them. It's just like how much time do you want to put in?

There is a reality, a dimension where XG is president of the United States. There is that dimension where XG got to become president of the United States in some way, somehow. But does XG want to put in all that work to get to that? If there's another reality where he's just as, happy if not happier without doing as much work being the greatest snowboarder of all time see it's happening right whatever that is do you understand how i'm saying like that's why i'm talking about what's going to make you happy and what do you got to do to get there and that's the difference between halves and have knots in my humble opinion and that's the difference between being in the moment

understanding you're on a journey and not to get lost in the results but to get excited about the journey and that's my opinion that's how i got to say all right thanks Mike drop. So we talked to Tofer a little bit about this. Your thoughts on what RFK is doing, doing, RFK is doing. You know, he took vaccine schedules down from like 60 or 70, down to 18.

You know, he's reclassified the food groups, the food pyramid. He got rid of a lot of junk in there and he's replaced it with what he believes is healthier foods. Any thoughts, any hope, anything? Well, you know, if you're a child sick in the middle of the night, are you going to call him to help you? No.

You're going to call Trump? No. The bottom line is, it's like me taking the responsibility for my health or me taking the responsibility for running the marketing side of my business, is that people have to take responsibility for their lives. Somebody else, if you're waiting for politicians to do anything for you, My humble opinion is that all of that stuff is just W.W.E. Wrestling. It's a big show. K-FAB. Period. And I see so many people that are, no offense to them whatsoever. And some of them, a lot of them are my friends. But I just tell it how it is and how I see things. Okay. And I use a lot of common sense. And a lot of people are out there. They're in the political world. Yet they're saying mainstream media is garbage. It's trash. It's terrible. It's bad.

It's corrupted, it's polluted, shut the news off, yet they're giving their version of the news. And by talking about those politicians and talking about this and talking about the wars and talking about all this stuff, all they're doing is propagating it and pushing out more. And the bottom line is, if you think the news is corrupt, then why would you spend any time talking about or lifting up a politician that's on the news? because by definition, if the news is corrupt, they're only going to allow corrupt people on there unless it's somebody they can use as a useful idiot or in some cases possibly take their life, like Dr. Rashid Bhutar.

You know, that guy was allegedly poisoned when he went to CNN. Right? And I was at his awards dinner, banquet deal after he passed and stuff like that. So I don't get into that stuff anymore. I don't care about it. I take responsibility for myself, what's going on in my home, in my town, in my home community. That's where I live. And I got people all the time trying to say, oh, well, this happened.

And we're taking over Venezuela. And I'm like, you know what I'm going to do today? I'm going to give it 5 a.m. I'm going to set in front of my red light, my infrared light, and I'm going to do my thing. I'm going to go exercise. I'm going to work out. I'm going to drink my green juice. I'm going to take care of my dad.

I'm going to set his farm. pharmaceutical pills out because that's what he wants. That's his reality. And I'm going to support him because he's a free man and he gets to choose. I'm going to take care of my father. I'm going to take care of the chickens. I'm going to take care of the ducks. I'm going to call my kids.

I'm going to love on my team. I'm just going to keep trying to be a better version of myself. And by doing that, I think what I'm doing from my heart is resonating out these frequency bubbles to balance out and build a better world. And to add good vibrational frequency to the total consciousness. that's what I can do. So if you're waiting for some politician, my opinion is like, good luck. Like, it's the matrix. It's a bunch of BS.

If somebody is, it's like me or like what you guys have seen, you guys have had doctors on, right, that they're trying to change the medical industry or they've been trying to change it for 20, 30 years inside of the broken industry. Good luck. You think you're going to fix politicians in that system becoming a Republican or a Democrat? crap like that's it's a broken system that the the system that works is nature and we are part of nature and human beings are tribal what does that mean well we need each other you know if you look at the blue zones the people that live the longest on this planet they you know they quiz them

they go through all this stuff the number one reason why people live long is long time is like they have lifelong friends they have tight close loving relationships with people that love and care about them and support them that is the number one thing for longevity. And that's the one thing that's slowly been evaporating. We used to have front porches, people hung out in the front porch. Now the front porches, they're not building them anymore. You got a small back porch and you got the fences up and everybody's hiding

from everybody. Right? We need people. We need community. We need to do it local. It's not going to happen on a TV screen or on your TikTok or your Instagram feed. Waiting, oh, look, RFK's doing all this stuff. Yay. Okay, great. How does that really affecting your life. Do you need somebody to take the, the poison from 70 down to 18? Or maybe you just don't have your

kid get any at all. Yeah, I want to move to a state where. Isn't that easier? Yeah. Like, it doesn't really matter if there's a 2,000 jabs or there's, or there's 30 jabs or 10. It doesn't matter because shouldn't you get to choose? Like if, if, and now they're just kind of openly showing like, all this stuff is poison and it's killing people. I mean, Dr. Paul Thomas, he's right here in Oregon, he gave his license up. He had one of the largest pediatric clinics in the United States, and when he noticed that he had too many statistically autistic kids, he did a complete survey and clinical research on his 10,000 kid patient population. And what do you find? He found out that the kids that were jabbed were way sicker

than the kids that weren't. Not even close. Statistical, there's no way you could go against it. and then he doesn't even have his license anymore. And I think he's out writing a book or doing a documentary on it now. And he got chastised. You're not going to change things in the current system. You have to get back to the natural systems of the thing. Create your own system. So that's my thing.

I just, I'm not going to. And if people want to believe in those people and they're going to change things, and that's a valid choice too. And I 100% and support your choice because you have free will and you get to choose whatever reality you want. But that is not the reality that I subscribe to at all. I'm not waiting for anybody to do anything for me. I will take the reins and do it myself.

I completely and utterly agree. I'm trying to write this bit about how they just keep passing laws and I just keep doing the same shit. They just keep passing more and more laws. I'm just not changing anything. If I change something because I want to change it in my life, not drinking, not doing drugs, not watching pornography, all those things that I'm consistently working on.

You can pass any, like, dude, don't, listen, being on your phone, texting is a dangerous thing. Do you know I see constantly on their phones while they're driving? Cops. Every time I drive by a cop, he is on his fucking phone texting or Instagram or something like that. everybody is dude I see it all the time it's so and you could tell when they're driving super slow

you get past them they're like er you know it's like get off your fucking phone man I've got a guy from high school that has totaled at least three maybe four rigs in the last four years doing that's crazy that is he can't stop he just got pulled over he pulled into a retail establishment

and two cop cars pulled up behind him they said are you drunk and it's like eight in the morning he's just going there to get some some tools and stuff and he's like no he goes we got reports that you were all over the road like and then you know a couple weeks later completely totals his truck wipes out a post and stuff and then a year later he did the same thing why he did it down in california he did it on portly did it here locally i'm literally driving home and i and i see this car behind me almost go off the

road i look behind him it was him behind me that other contractor guy that ripped me off he even said dude he was almost in the ditch I saw him this was before he was and then another friend of mine who was a nurse said she passed him on the road and he almost went in the ditch like people are on their phones man they can't get off of them that's where they come in the government and and Elon you know they step in with self-driving cars you don't use your phone

all you want we'll just get you there and if we want to stop you we just turn your car off did you see Vegas now has underground tunnels for Tesla's only yeah yeah they've had that for Wow. Did you drive through them, Johnny? I have not. Just big dick it over there. It's not. It's like Tesla's that it's a transport service where you get in a Tesla that transports you in this tunnel. It's not.

Oh, you can't just drive down there? I don't think so. I don't drive in Vegas. So I fly there always. They are trying to make it like the way Sam's talking about where you're supposed to go in there, like leave your car and then it like shoots you up. They've talked about all kinds of shit that nobody's done. So I don't know. They're always talking about shit. Nobody's done. All the time. That's all they do.

All the tunnels under L.A., which... Look, Sam's on his phone again. No, I'm just looking at points we want to talk about. Let's not forget the Vegas subway, or what were they going to do? A train all the way to Vegas from L.A. Well, they're still away. And you know what? The funny part about that, it doesn't go to L.A.

It's like Victorville or some damn place or Bakersfield or something, and they say it comes to L.A. You still have to get up to, you know, it's ridiculous. It's so stupid. Yeah. And you know, they have all these tunnels. under L.A. that they just don't want to touch. With Secret Starbucks? Yeah. I heard about that. It's so funny. I don't want to get into that. I'll tell you after. Oh, I know about it. What a what? So.

That's the thing Randolph did. Yeah. So they have this. So water's important. We've been talking about this forever. You know, Tover Gardner brought up, you want to control people, control the water. What are your thoughts on water? Well, I think people are not drinking enough of it. And just to make it easy, average, persons may be consuming a quart of water and they should probably be getting about three and the water they are drinking is polluted and something I've learned in the last few years is that water also needs to be structured restructured back to nature again so there were some researchers that I learned about from a doctor they went all over the world there's like six of them and they took samples from pristine rivers and creeks and lakes and they and they and

and city water too. But we're talking pristine areas too. And all the water was polluted. I think I actually talked about this, maybe on the first or second time I came on your show, Sam, is that 1,500 miles into the interior, they're finding the two and two and a half inch fish are turning into hermaphrodites.

They're having both male and female organs. And why? Because of the high amounts of estrogen mimicking microplastics that are in these lakes. And there is no towns around. So these microplastics from the, from the plastic bottles that are breaking down and all the plastic wrappers

and containers that are breaking down. I mean, we have the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. If you guys haven't heard of it, go look it up. Probably not come up with a way to fix that. They keep advertising these solutions that, you know, people have found. Well, nature will eventually break it down,

but it's going to take a long time and we're going to pay the price in the meantime. You know, it's feminizing guys. It's people want to talk about, you were talking about, I think, some trans stuff going on. A lot of times, always.

People are having a hard time is because with their identity is because this stuff is messing them up hormonally. I agree. I was on a flight

the other day. I couldn't believe how many feminine guys were on this flight. Now I was definitely going to L.A., so that's like the Mecca. It's like L.A., New York.

It's so funny. My flight was the same way just now. Just nothing but like... Can you describe them? Like describe one of them? Just, just, because I mean,

they were in gay. They were gay, right? They were still like... Well, the person next to me on my flight, I couldn't tell if it was a man or woman. Yeah. It's that kind of in between super feminine features androgynous.

Like built like a woman, meaning super skinny, but look like a guy. You see that all over the place. You go to Starbucks. That's all that works there are androgynous men. What is Kurt call them gender blobs or whatever? You know, it's just, it's, it goes back to the plastics, goes back to the food, goes back to the stuff we're shooting ourselves with. The clothing, plastic clothes. clothing, any clothing that's not

nature. So what do we drink? Because Sam drinks out of glass. Glass is, like, you want to purify your water. There's different ways of purifying. I have a purifier. I can do reverse osmosis. You can do distillation, which is, and deionization. Distillation is actually, it

replicates like natural, like rainfall and stuff. So water evaporates. It's collected in the clouds and then it drops out. The problem is, is these microplastics are so small now that it's it's actually in the rainwater but distillation is going to pull out at least 90% of these contaminants if not more depending on your distiller sometimes you have to distill it two or three times but if you distill your water and and then there's a whole bunch of

people are going to be like oh but then you take out all the minerals and all this other stuff and it's like well here's here's the reality is like I have witnessed I know people that have drank distilled water and put their families on it for over 40 years. And they have some of the healthiest kids and their kids don't get sick in school. And now those kids are having kids. So I'm talking over a long period of time and a lot of people and I have a lot of other experts that have disproved all that. But even if you still believe that, you know, I get my minerals from other places.

Like I get it out of my green juices I drink twice a day. I get out of the minerals that I take. And I get it out of the high quality foods that I eat. But what you can do is you could also distill your water. you can add back in some mineral drops if you wanted to. And then the key piece now is restructuring the water to bring it back to natural, to the nature's coherent. So water in nature is actually structured at 120 degree bond angle.

It looks like it's hexagonal geometry. It's sacred geometry. And that type of water actually is very conducive to absorption in the human body. It's actually called the fourth phase of water. You can look this up. Dr. Vickr Schallenberger did. research on this years ago. Now, it's Dr. Gerald Pollack at the University of Washington State, the fourth phase of water. So we have liquid, pour water out of a glass, we have gas, which is like

steam, we have the vapor, and then we have solid, which when it's frozen, and we have this gel-like state, this exclusion zone water. It's called E-Z, E for exclusion, Z for zone, easy water. And it's actually really interesting because that exclusion zone is, you can't see it, but it's actually lining all of your arteries, veins, and capillaries. And it is responsible for most of the propulsion to push your blood through your hundred to thousands of miles of veins and capillaries. The hearts of vortex are, and it does shuttle the blood out, but most of the, this is probably a new concept for most people, but this is crazy how this stuff works.

So normally inside of a, like inside of a, let's say a vein, you can actually see the last cells visibly, and those are called endothelio cells. the last layer and those secrete nitric oxide which helps put blood flow and all this stuff but on top of that is that invisible layer that exclusion zone that easy zone and it's like a micro pump so they did this at dr pollock's lab where they took a a big thing of water and then they put some dye in it and they put like a straw in the middle of it suspended and the water there's no pump there's no nothing but with exclusion zone water that dye was going in one end of the straw

and out the other and it just keeps going and you're like what the hell is going on? I don't know how it works guys but that exclusion zone what it's doing is it's pushing out the positive charge and it's holding a negative charge inside the veins and capillaries

and that's that same water that's in you and it's the same water that's natural in nature and it's the same water that's in all vegetables. So This is, I think, one of the reasons why the places like Hippocrates that I went to and a lot of these healing clinics are giving people green juice and why I'm such a big proponent of it and why people are healing from all kinds of stuff. It's not just the nutrition that they're getting, but when they extract these juices, what are they getting out of there? They're getting structured water.

Structured water. And if you're on a budget and you can't afford to buy a structuring device or do this, then you can simply just throw some chia seeds in the water. and the gel that comes off of those chia seeds is structured. Or you could juice celery juice and just drink that. If you don't have the money for a juicer, you could also just put flax seed in the water. One part flax, four to five parts water, let it set for eight hours, stir it up, and then let the seeds settle and pour off that mucalus gel water. A lot of that water in there's now structured.

So there's things you can do on the cheap to structure your water. And what you're going to find out is you drink way less water, but you become way more hydrated. And when you're more hydrated, you're lymphatic, system works better, your garbage removal system, your cardiovascular system is going to work way better because we know now that it, not only the blood is made of exclusions and water, but also the lining of the veins and capillary, so it's going to increase the ability for circulation in the body. And the more blood flow, the better baby.

The more blood can take nutrients to working muscles and organs and remove inflammation, the better. It's also good for your brain. Not being hydrated enough could be the difference. it actually lowers your IQ. You literally become dumber if you don't, if you're not hydrated. And it could be the difference between looking for your keys for 15 minutes or knowing exactly where your keys are. That's how important water is. And I mean, I could talk about this stuff forever, but it's something that's foundational.

If you can get your water cleaned, at least maybe get a gravity-fed unit like a burkey system, like a burkey. And then run it through a structuring device, like one of our water heroes or throw some chia seed in. or throw some flaxseed in on the cheap. Now you've got something. So you want to have clean, restructured water and then just, you know, drink it. What do you think about, you said not distill? What about, like, alkaline like 9.5, where you see it at the store is a little bit more expensive? Is that, is that structure or is that something on the whole?

No, and what they're doing is they're putting, and they're putting baking soda in that. Okay, so if you drink a little bit of that, that would be okay, but a lot of it is going to destroy your, it's going to destroy your gut. An interesting thing I've seen too is... And then most of that's in plastic bottles, so now you're still going to get those estrogen mimickers and all that other stuff. So I drink out of mason jars.

Period. Tagging on that, the plastic bottles thing, I noticed that a lot of people think they're doing well by using aluminum bottles, but those are lined with plastic. You can watch, there are a number of videos on YouTube where they dissolve the outside of those, and there's nothing left but just this plastic inner...

Like, inner tube bonus. Are you steel? Yeah. Yeah. If you're going to do metal, you'd want to do a super high-grade stainless steel. That stuff's really important because the aluminum, and a lot of people don't want to hear this, but all the pop cans and all the stuff and the Red Bulls, you know, what are people, they're out there, if you're drinking a Red Bull and you're a podcaster, and you're like, these jabs are bad because they're putting aluminum in it and they drink a Red Bull?

Like, you're putting an aluminum in yourself. I got to stop drinking Red Bull. So, okay, so let's say, let's say we obviously don't. We were not vaccinated stuff and you go to the gas station. What do you get when you need something to drink? Everything. I mean, am I better off with aluminum than plastic? Because there was those liquid deaths.

And I remember getting the liquid deaths. I'm like, this is better. You're better off knowing that you're going to drink something tomorrow and bringing your water with you where you go places. What do you think is a worst name for water? Otherwise, you're going to be a victim. Liquid death. So you're going to take the reins on that and make sure your water is dialed or not.

And it's a choice. You should get a water filter, fill your water. up and take it with you as you go so you don't get something at the gas station. I agree, but I'm just saying the time you've got resources. What are you going to do? Well, then you're going to dance that dance. I mean, that green, the green glass bottles, what is that called now? Mount Valley.

Pellegrino? No, Mount Valley. Yeah. If I have no choice to go, then to go with something from a gas station, I choose that. I've been looking around. Yes, it's in plastic, but this one's in bottle. Avion does glass. Avion does glass.

Avion does glass. Avion is, there's guys doing tests. sound like water. You know what the worst water out there is, if you had to guess? You always think it's Desante or any of that. It's Fiji. I believe that. Check the lid on that, by the way. I guarantee you that metal lid has a

plastic lining inside of it. It does. You don't even have to check it because it does. On that glass. Thanks, Johnny. If you just want to get like a gallon glass jar and you can fill it up and keep it in your car, I keep one of my truck all the time and then if I need water, I got it. Right?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But again, it's work. You got to, you know, it's only work at first. So is chemotherapy. So is, so is living life low vibe and getting tumors in your nuts. Your nuts sack. Yep, you're totally right, man. It's like having dementia and, you know, being a burden on your family and like, shit, nobody, I got a lot of friends of mine.

I got this one guy who was super fit and he was buying sprouts from us before we started, you know, the green juice and stuff. We were selling sprouts locally and delivering them to people. I was going to take sprouts nationwide, but they're really perishable in a hot summer days. It's hard to get them to people without them going bad. And he called me up. He was like, Tammy, we don't need those sprouts anymore. And I'm like, oh, okay, whatever. Six months, eight months later, he calls me.

He was like, hey, we need to order those sprouts again. I was like, what happened? He's like, well, I just got, 43 years old. And he's like, I just got diagnosed with stage three rectal cancer. So it's like, you know, here's the deal is water is the lubricant of life. Your brain is, you know, 80% water. Your body's mostly made of water. there's there's some basic things like people think being healthy is so hard it's not okay you

picture yourself as a as a goldfish and you're in polluted water and another goldfish is in clean water which goldfish is going to be healthier clean goldfish clean goldfish in the cleaner water i mean it's it's it's like there was there was actually something that happened and then 1970s in the great lakes all these fish started washing up on the beach and dying and then actually the birds ate them, and then from eating those fish, the birds started having really thin eggs, and their chicks weren't hatching, and they were dying. So, do you think

for a million years, in a million years, that people would be like, oh my God, the fish are getting sick? Let's set up a bunch of hospital beds all around the shore of the Great Lakes and start pumping chemotherapy into the fish, so we can save them. Or do you think the

biologist might have said, hmm, I wonder what's in the water that's killing the fish? Yeah. that then was being eaten by the birds that was killing the birds. It's in the food chain, right? Pesticides, fungicides, herbicides, larvicides, chemical fertilizers, plastic bottles, there's no escaping this.

This is the toxic world we live in. You go down to some places in Mexico, half of the sand is sand and half of its plastic sand. Go look. Like it's all weird colored, blue, pink, yellow, it's all the broken up bottles that they're turning into sand. So if you want to be healthy, and you want to demonstrate to the universe that you love yourself,

then you have to get your water right, period. Otherwise, you're going to be a byproduct of all this pollution. I agree. The cool thing, though, is once you get this shit dialed in, it's rinse and repeat. It's not rocket science. I don't, I just don't drink tap water ever. And I realize that I, if, I make, I also make metabolic water, you know, did you know that you make almost up to 10% of your water inside of your body every day?

did you even know you had that capability? I did not know that I'm a water maker. You are. You actually are. And so like when we teach people, like everything that I do now, Sam, and everything that we do at chemical-free body is to get people ready for prepared to, if they want to, they don't have to, and support them afterwards to do a dry fast. So we get people where they don't eat food and they don't drink water for three, four, five, six, seven, eight days longer. and what ends up happening and I had a post that I did on Instagram if you guys want to check it out

it's chemical free body guy and I've got over 80,000 views on it so far no food and water for eight days I just did not too long ago I did eight days no food no water you're gonna die without water in three days I'm like well for a guy didn't die you're a bullshit or you're a liar

you did nothing for three days what's that you did nothing no eating no drinking no food no water for eight days I just did that. And why do I do that? Because it is the most powerful healing thing I've ever seen. Ever.

Like for everything. It's so powerful and amazing. Like, I'm like in 15 years of all the stuff, I mean, that I've, you know, I've been upgrading my life. Sam, you've known me for over six years now. I'm constantly upgrade. I actually changed. I upgraded my podcast. My podcast is now called Tim James upgraded because I am going to continue to upgrade my life and upgrade my life.

And so I've done, you know, we're not saying people to run out. out and do a dry fast. Okay, if you've never fasted before, don't, you shouldn't do it. You're not ready for it yet. You start slow. You need to probably replace your morning baked eggs and pancakes and sausages with a green juice. Okay. You need to get hydrated first. You need to get nutrients first. You got to get your electrolytes up and maybe you do two or three days of juices and then maybe you do a five day juice and a 10 day juice. And then maybe you do a three day water fast and a five day. And you're going to build up your confidence as you build up your body. And then eventually, yeah, then maybe you're going to do a one or a two or a three day juice. And then maybe you're going to do a one or a two or a

three-day dry fast, and then you can maybe do a five or a seven and work your way into it. But what's cool about this is that you actually, when you're eating food, that food, you're burning fuel as glucose. So it's all sugar-based, period. Okay, all the food you eat turns into glucose and you burn that, and that's it. That's one of your primary fuel sources. When you stop eating food after the glucose gets burned up out of your system, out of your liver, out of your muscle tissue, your body's going to be like, oh, time to go to our second primary fuel

source, which is burning stored fat. The fat starts getting broken down and triglycerides and gets cleaved into glycerol. And then it breaks these things into these things called ketones. And then the brain starts running on ketones, the heart, the cardiovascular system starts running on these ketones. And it is highly efficient. It is highly efficient. There will be no blood sugar swings once you get into this mode and your mind gets really clear. But what also is happening is you start getting into what's called autophagy. And this is where you start cleaning up messed up cells. They're called senescent cells or mutated cells.

Those all get used up because the body's now in survival mode. It's like, okay, what do we got here for fuel that we can use to burn that we don't need? Oh, he doesn't need that. She doesn't need that cell. It's mutated. We'll just grind it up and use it as fuel. And it starts just grinding everything up. starts cleaning up all these dead cells.

And it also cleans up senescent or messed up mutated stem cells. Now, what's cool is that when you hit day five, you have now starved out all of the harmful organisms, the mold, the yeast, the fungus, and the parasites. So a lot of people are talking about ivermectin and doing all this stuff. We actually have a product called Parasite Free. It's got wormwood in it and black walnut and all that. Kootage and all that.

stuff and that's great, but, or you could do a five-day dry fast and just kill them all. And why do they all die? Because they don't have access to water. They need you to, those harmful organisms need you to drink water to live. Do you have to reprim your system with healthy gut bacteria when you, after this? Is that something that you're considered? No, no. Actually, what you're doing is you're, you're stimulating a whole bunch of growth of this stuff. Okay. So I'll finish the water concept, which is really cool. So you actually start making your own water. So, think about camels. They got that big fat hump on their back or two fat hump, right?

And they're known. People know this. They're notorious. They can go into hot deserts for a long time without water. How do they do that? Well, they start burning their fat. Like, there's no food or water around, so they just start burning the fat. And the fat breaks down into hydrogen.

One of the components is hydrogen. Then in the cell mitochondria, we're breathing in oxygen, and the oxygen and hydrogen are bonded in the cell mitochondria, and it makes. makes what's called endogenous water or water from within, metabolic water. And it's the purest, most amazing water ever. The harmful organisms do not have access to that water. Therefore, they perish, because they don't have the ability to do what you did. Bears do it when they hibernate. They eat all summer and all spring and then all fall. They go into a cave for the winter. And what are they doing? They're making endogenous water, water from in. They're making that metabolic water. Same thing.

When does that start kicking in? Because, I mean, I've passed it before and it gets easier. But if you've, I don't mean, I've been thirsty. It just gets worse. Like, you start, you can't. You feel like, it gets back in your hand. You're like, I really need water. Now you can't even swallow.

So how do you, how do you overcome? Is it the second, third day? Do you just kind of just meditate? Because you can't go, you can't get thirsty too much. Well, you just have to understand that you know you're going to make your own water. Now, what I did on the last eight day fast is I collected my urine every day. Oh my God. And you drank your urine.

Yeah. Go to my, go to my, if you guys, and I posted it. You got any urine to drink, it's a big highlight on the show. Here, I'll show you guys. I'll show you guys. And you go to my Instagram page right here. Go to his Instagram page. Chemical free body guy.

And then scroll down. Oh, my God, you'll be drinking their own urine. He's going to find it real quick. Hold on. You don't have to do it. That's all your urine. Oh, my God. I tasted mine.

Well, how well? It tasted just, there was nothing. What was the context for you tasting your own? It was after the last guy came on taste on. So I just want to be like, eh. Yeah, how much did you put in a shot glass? It was just like. Yeah, I peed in a shot glass and I just tasted it.

But if you guys look at that, you'll see every single day, I filled up. Hold on. So in your eight-day fast, you were just drinking your own piss. No, I'm not drinking anything. This is dry fasting. There's no food. There's no water. What I'm getting at is I was pissing.

every day and I hadn't had water in eight days. Where's the water coming from? I'm making it myself, just like a camel. It's called metabolic water. It's known scientifically. All the, all the people that study that stuff understand it. It's unbelievable. So again, the parasites don't have access to it. On day five, you also start releasing stem cells, millions and millions of stem cells. And people are pending $5 to $25,000 to go get stem cell treatments. They have to fly to clinics, somewhere else, they pay all this money, and they have to go back and rinse and repeat every six months, and it does work. But what stem cells are they getting? Most of the time, they're getting other people's stem cells. They're getting them from aborted fetuses, so that's highly

controversial. They're also getting them from umbilical cords of young babies, which is kind of weird now, because what's happening is, like, what they do is, that's why the, the, um, hospitals, they want to clip that umbilical cord immediately because they know it's full of stem cells. That umbilical cord, you signed it, you probably didn't know it. It's getting sold. It's getting sold and shipped. And so we kept our cord should stay on the mother. It should stay on the mother because those stem cells are supposed to go to your baby, right? But they want to clip it and go. So don't ever allow them to do that. No. They're also doing that for foreskins on boys. Like, why would cutting up? And which is why they give you a hep B shop, because they're they botched so many of those that kids get infected,

but they don't want to tell you that, so they make girls get it too. Do not give your kid to have B shot. Don't. Did you keep the placenta, too? I kept everything. There's some cryogenic place in L.A. I got it.

Yeah, because you can grind that up and take it as a pills or supposedly the placenta and like the Kardashians do that shit. Yeah, they froze it. To what end now? What will you do with that? The point is if the girls need it at some point, it's there for them.

see. Oh, whoa. Dude, I'm a good dad. I'm paying yearly for that shit. That's some Walt Disney King. Imagine buying one of those storage units and it's got some frozen placenta. Welcome to storage wars. Let's see what we got. Placenta.

We got the triply placenta right here, guys. Big win. Big win. The price comes up. $100,000. Dude, that's crazy. Who circumcision you got in there, too? Okay, so with the fact, got my dick skin.

No, I know some people who are... Not this guy, he's got a Mr. Snuffaloff against. Yeah, I got mine, dude. Mine isn't in the storage. Now, when your girlfriend sees that, are they gross that first? Are they like, ugh. No, I'm not the first Mexican ever. No, but, like, your girlfriends?

No, I mean, I've never been... Are they cool to snuffaloff against? No, they're not like, I don't know. I've never been shamed about my dicks, Sam. No one said, ooh, that's gross. No, no one been like, oh, probably... That's gross. In the group chat after they were like, oh, my God, he had to snuffle off against.

Maybe later. in the group chat. So, hey, Tim, I've heard a few folks, more mainstream people, you know, that so I'm less inclined to believe them, but they say that they're concerned or have become concerned about relative muscle loss and fasting, and they recommend it less often now. What have you noticed in your own fasting with respect to muscle loss? Well, it's actually a really good question. One of the reasons why I won't do white fasting, or not white fasting.

I won't. The screen went white really quick. Welcome to Aryan fasting. Yes. Only hamburgers and french fries. So when you water fast, you will burn muscle. The cool thing about when you dry fast and you don't do water, which I think is actually easier, there's a hormone that's secreted and you don't burn your muscle.

Pretty cool. So the other thing that I learned, like on water, and I've had Dr. Allen Goldhammer on, he's down in California, the True North Clinic. They've been doing supervised water fasting for years. They have an amazing clinic. He's doing his own research, paid for. He took responsibility for everything, did it on house. They're doing amazing things. But what happens is, is like, when he's, I remember he had, I'm pretty sure he said that when you're, when you're water fasting, you shouldn't be working out. Because if you work out, you're going to accelerate that burn of the muscle, because the muscle will get burned up. But if you don't exercise, you just do it kind of light walking and stuff, then the muscle just kind of comes back. It's the same. With dry fasting, there is no muscle wasting. Your muscles do get a lot smaller because they're mostly water. Right.

And so I remember getting really skinny. Even my underwear was falling off my butt. But after about a week, I rehydrated and my muscles came right back. You know, so that's the cool thing about dry fasting is. And the other thing is this isn't something we're doing every week. This is only done once a year, maybe twice a year, as a complete metabolic reset. Seven-day dry fast, you're going to drop 15 to 18 pounds of fat. You actually destroy chemicals.

You destroy P-FAS. It's depotophagy. You release millions and millions of stem cells. And everywhere in your entire body, you're probably going to de-age, chronologically, about 10 years. You kill all these harmful organisms. you completely reset your taste buds a lot of things you were addicted to you won't even want to eat them anymore

and you won't have any pull to go eat them it's pretty profound stuff it's the best thing I've ever seen in 15 years as a health coach and the cool thing is it's better than free because you're not even paying for the food because you're not eating food during that time so it's like it's free and I'm like of course

it's free it's in God's plan it's like you don't have to have a million dollars to do the best healing ever now are there some people that can't do this. Yeah, if you're completely emaciated, you know, it's probably not for you. If you're going to go past three days, you should probably have somebody keeping an eye on you. There are places, and this isn't something new. I mean, there's like Dr. Falunov and Shashankov, whatever his name is, over in Russia, 40 years of clinical research on 15,000 people doing supervised dry fast, and they're basically doing it for stuff like cancer to heal people

of, like, crazy stuff that's, you know, that they can't solve in other places. So pretty eats tumors up. Again, the body's just kind of like anything it doesn't, and it's a rogue, it's going to go chew it up and use it as fuel and get rid of it. Is three days a minimum effective dose for this? Or can you, I mean, is there something short of three days that people can start with that also? Well, day one, day one is, you know, you're going to be pretty much just burning glucose. So if you can make it one day, it's going to be a mental win, right? And then you're going to realize, oh, I can make it one day without food and water.

And then the next time maybe you make it two days. So some people are going to have to work their way into it. I did a one day a long time ago because I heard that one day is equivalent to three days of water fasting. So I did it for one day. And I might have done that twice. It wasn't until last year, my web guy was like, oh, dude, look at all this stuff on dry fasting. And he's like, did you know it can create all these stem cells? And I'm like, wait, what?

Stem cells? Like, I'm in. And I look and I'm like, when I heard stem cells, because I know how powerful they are, and I've always been looking because I want to upgrade my life. But I don't want the stem cells from somebody. else's placentin. I don't want it from an aborted fetus. And so I'm like, no way I can release my own. And the reason why this happens is because if you were to get in a car accident and totally get mangled up, your body will release millions of stem cells to heal you and save your life.

Yeah. Dude, they see it in hair loss. I'm sorry, these fire people who were completely bald, people who got in fires, they were bald like from hair loss, like male pattern hair loss. They just, they're examples of them regrowing a full head of hair. From this effect, yeah, from this effect. Let's do that with me. See if it works. It's start burning over. It's crazy, though. I mean, it's truly... Should we have a hundred-dollar bet who can dry fast longer? And that, and according to...

I think Johnny will win. According to modern medicine, that shouldn't be possible what they're describing. And they've observed it many times. Yeah. Well, there's an NIH study that says a 10-day dry fast and you'll be 10x as funny as you are right now. so Sam you might want to look into that. That might be too funny. You will be the ultimate comic on the planet Earth.

Yeah, people might resent you. Yeah, oh, it's too funny. We already hated him. Now we hate him 10 times more. Sam might just go 20 days. Just fucking. Yeah, I might never eat or drink again. Sam on his 3,000 days.

He's there on stage all the same. There's actually, there's a guy fasting with Trevor on YouTube, and he's done a lot of extended longer-term dry fast. He's like over 20, 21 days. Oh, what? from like 180, 85 pounds down to 128. But every single time he does it, he's healed something else,

healed something else, healed something else. And so that's actually, one of my goals is next November, I'm going to shoot for at least an 11 day. Wow. So to start feeling the effects, how many days should you go? Well, you'll feel some stuff at three days, but five is kind of like where the Russians are saying,

you're going to start you get all the benefits like you're going to get five days you're going to get the stem cells you're going to kill the parasites you're going to get deep super deep autophagy um god i wish i could this can i still do zins you no food no water nothing nothing enters the mouth oh shit i can't smoke weed hey tim are you going to document it or are you just doing it on your own i would love to see well i mean i've documented some of it i shot that video on my instagram the new one you're the bigger the longer one when you try that oh yeah yeah yeah and i have a film guy living on the farm now with me full time. He just brought in like we have

$100,000 with the video equipment. We're going to make a documentary, so I can't wait to see it. How many, uh, what? How many, uh, how many days do you drink pee all the time? Yeah, every morning when I'm not dry fasting. You do a shot a pee? Yeah, I just drink one, well, I just pee in a thing

and drink one to two ounces of it and then finish my urine. And then I also cure, I, I, uh, culture it too. So when you culture urine for 20 days, it creates over 100 million stem cells in that. I don't like the taste of it. It gets super nasty.

I don't mind drinking fresh morning urine, but this other stuff, man, I even cut it with tart cherry juice, and I still have a hard time, like four to six ounces of tart cherry juice and two ounces of that fermented stuff. Dr. Ed Group was like, yeah, you got to cut it 50% with distilled water, and I'm like, dude,

there ain't no way I'm doing that. So what I actually started doing, people are going to think I'm nuts but I do I do rectal implants with it now because I don't want to drink it you shove it up your butt yeah I just put it in an a in a tube bag and then I just put it in there and then just try to hold it for up to 15 minutes and then release it in toilet you just clinked your butt cheeks for like 15 minutes

it stinks it stinks bad I just want the stem cells so I might not have to do it anymore now that I'm doing the dry fasting so it's dry fasting solves everything you don't have to drink urine you don't have to put it up your butt. So I just, how many people, how many millions of people that I just say from that smell? I know. When you say an ounce, are you talking like a shot glass? Yeah, a couple, yeah, ounce or two, yeah. And you say you do it because it obviously you can't, you can't taste it like that, right? So you just avoid the taste? No, in the morning urine, I just drink it straight. It's not a big deal. One today. Yeah, just in the morning. So you start peeing.

And after about two, three seconds, midstream, you harvest an ounce or two of it. I can't imagine and move on. And for people to think that's nuts, you have to really, you know, I'm not saying run out and do this, but I had, dude, I had a guy say, hey, Tim, you got to get this guy in your podcast. He does ureotherapy. And I go, what's that? He's like, he drinks his urine.

He's healing all kinds of stuff. And I was like, and I'm open-minded, believe me, this was four or five years ago, and I'm just like, I never went there because I just, it just wasn't resonating with me. Yeah, it's drinking your own pee. It's a cultural, I mean, there are plenty of cultures, though. Dude, there was a famous scene. It's called Shimvom. Leota Mishana in the UFC was drinking his urine.

Everyone's like, oh, this guy drinks some pee. And now it's everywhere. There's a scene in Nathan for you. I think he was a badass, too. You're smart. Where this old guy was like, you got to drink your grandson's urine. And Nathan for you was like, what? It's so funny.

Son, pee in this for grandpa. Oh, go to the bathroom, pee, bring it to me. Oh. How's it different than what Brian Johnson does, right? I mean, not, you know, changing his, changing blood. Tim, as always, you come and give us the facts, straight enema up our butt. And we love it, dude. It was a great episode.

It was fire. Always a pleasure to tell you. Talk to you one more time, Tim. Tell them where they can find you. Well, you can find me over here at chemical freebody.com. That's our main website. I have to say this. Like, if there's one thing, if you are wanting to up your game,

game. If you want to heal of something, if you want to transform your health, your life, you want to feel better, you want to have more energy, you want to lose weight, you want to sleep better, you want to build muscle, whatever it is. There's one thing that I've found, and I've done this Sam, because I've interviewed people in my inner circle now. This is a private paid-for community that I've been coaching for over six years. What was the one thing that you did that transformed your health? And then the number one answer over 90% of the time is I started drinking two concentrated. green juices a day. That's it. So that's my message for people to start, you know, we have a product, but start with whoever's. I don't really care, but make sure it's clean, make sure there's no synthetics in it. Make it yourself, you know, but drink two of these a day. And the reason why is because 85% of the nutrients is farmed out of our soil, you have to replace it somehow today. It's not in the food chain. It's not even in the organic food. Okay, those soils are tilled too. And the other thing is people are not hydrating enough with enough water. So by drinking two green juices a day, you're going to be upping your water intake,

which is going to start working on your lymphatic system, your brain, so you're smarter. Yep. And then the nutrients that you're going to flood your body with, they're going to tell yourselves, hey, I've got what I need. They're going to stop sending the hunger signals. You will literally, I'll put it on my son's eyes. You will literally cut your grocery bill in half because you won't be able to eat as much food, period. And so what happens then is in the evening, so you do first thing in the morning on an empty stomach and then about three or four o'clock in the afternoon, do a second green juice. And what will happen is you'll eat half as much dinner. And then since you have less food to process, you're going to get into your REM sleep much

faster and easier and stay into it longer. So you're not experiencing this shallow sleep syndrome where people are sleeping eight hours, but they wake up tired. You will rapidly start losing weight and you start sleeping better. You start repairing better and everything starts getting better. If you don't know what to do, just do that one thing. Just drink two green juices a day, morning and night, hydrate yourself, neutrify yourself, and let the healing begin and transformation. And then now you have the energy to want to do something else. That's it. So his website is chemical free body XG is attempting to find it. That's it right there. That's the new greens. That's the new flavor. That was the apple flavor right there.

Well, I'm just telling you that I take your supplements every day. I love them. They make me feel great. And yeah, ma'am, my favorite is your energy bills, the alpha energy that you skyrockets. I love your weight loss formula as well. Cannot recommend it enough. The toothpaste, too. I'm a big fan of the toothpaste.

Johnny loves that toothpaste. I do. Have you had your dentist or dental hygienist comment on that? because we're getting tons, now that it's been out for over a year now, we're getting tons of people saying, hey, my gums are healing up. So what if I do a shot of urine and then an orange after it?

Like you're cheating it like a shot? Like a chaser? Yeah, a chaser. I think you should film that. Oh, I don't think I could do it, dude. But I will try it. I'll try anything. What'll have to, here's what,

I was right where you were, you're going to have to really get steeped in the education and understand why you would want to do it. I don't know if that's going to help. It's more the taste. Well, then mix it with tart cherry juice. If you're going to do it, you got to do it on Broken Sam. You did something. You put something up your butt.

Now you got to drink some urine. Yeah, you did stick something up your butt. But Sam, you have your two daughters. Now they can drink. That apple flavored greens is literally like green cool. All right. I'll get some. I'll order some. You'll be able to, one scoop and you'll be able to get your each child five pounds of vegetable equivalent and they're going to beg for it.

All right. She loves apple. It's unreal. It's apple drink. It just tastes, it just looks different. No, I'm scared. Do it. Do it.

All right, Tim. Do you recommend tart cherry juice on its own? I know it was kind of a fashionable. It's actually, yeah, unsweetened tart cherry juice, and it's actually really kind of nice. It helps to help people sleep, too. It's a good little thing to have in the evening before, you know, about a couple hours before bed, an hour before bed,

just drink a little bit. And then make sure you go to the bathroom, no matter what, doesn't really matter of tart cherry juice. but before you go to bed, go to the bathroom, evacuate, and then you have a better chance of having deeper sleep that night. It's a little strategy. There you go. All right, Tim.

As always, we love talking to you. Thank you so much for your supplements. I love them. And thanks for coming on, buddy. We love you. Thanks for being a part of many episodes in the first thousand. We're hurling towards our 1,000th episode. We'll let you know where it is.

If you want to come down and hang, we'd love to see you. That's so cool, dude. Thanks for having me on. And thanks guys for being so hospitable and having fun with me. We love talking to you, buddy. I sure hope the listeners don't think I'm too nuts. But what I can tell you is like I'm 52 and I feel amazing. I feel great.

I can do all kinds of stuff. I can keep up with my sons that are in their early 20s. And it's a lot of fun to be healthy. And you're worth it. So I hope that you put your health as a priority. And if we can help you great. But more importantly, you've got to help yourself. You're drinking pee every day.

Yep. Really, you're stuck on that, huh? I'll do anything to get healthy. I got to get a hip replacement. Outside of that, I'm ready to go. You might not need to call me and I'll find out what you got going on. I might have a regenerative medicine doctor that you can fly up here and get you dialed in. I'm down, dude.

All right, buddy, we love you. Let's break down the episode. All right. You know, podcast's favorite, Tim James comes in dropping knowledge, drinking pee. So what are we doing? Are we drinking pee or are we doing a drive back? He won't do it. He won't drink his pee.

Okay. we got to do dry fast or drink pee? I think we should at least drink some pee and see who can go more days in a row. I think you're going to tap out. I'm going to get orange slice. Ben! I can drink my...

I'm pretty healthy. I can drink my... I think it's what you eat and what you drink that's going to be a taste of it. Oh, you're going to be like a chick with semen? Oh, you do a lot of fruit. Pineapple. It's going to be a pineapple week if we're going to do some... Johnny, you won't join us?

No. Johnny, I thought you want to live forever. I drink too much coffee to do that. Coffee makes your pee stink already. That is true for someone who wants to live forever and says he never wants to die. I would do a dry fast. I would do a dry fast. I don't think I can do a dry fast.

I don't think I can do a try. No, dude, I get nauseous too easily. It'll make me nauseous. Yeah, I don't drink. I mean, just get a small shot. Bang with an orange. Yeah, but does that do anything, a tiny little bit? It's a start.

Once you start loving your own pee, Johnny, I'll start. What if you start getting addicted to pee and he's going around and asking this Monday? I'll start the Monday after this show drops. Sam truly just asking random dudes. Like, I love it straight from the tap, man. Don't make it. We're going to. Me or you're going to have to go get it.

At one point, Sam's like, can you bring me my daily shot of piss? And then it's going to be in that bridge right there? Yeah. And we're going to have to somehow hold it. It sounds going to enjoy it too. I can't wait, dude. I'm going to love it. Yuck.

But the dry fasting is intense. Yeah. Start with maybe two days. I don't know if I even go two days without drinking water. And it gets worse. Like the more, the thirsty you are, the more water looks good. Like, when you see someone drink water, you're like, dude, I fucking, I'd give me some of that. Give me some of that. Give me some of that. You can't bone. Why can't you bone?

Nothing that makes you thirsty. You get thirsty when you bone? 100%. You don't get thirsty when you doing, Sam. China, you get thirsty when you bone? I don't, I haven't thought about it. I mean, I assume anything physical, you're going to want to have a gatorade. What do you want a halftime show and time out? Johnny has quarters in his lovemaking. And that's the end of the first quarter. We've got the two minute warning coming up. Johnny's up in points, but she thinks her defense can lock him down. Is that seventh inning stretch? Guys, if you go to samtripley.com, the big show coming up is San Luis Obispo.

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You had the holidays. I'm wondering if you did anything just like. I want to get back into Grand Theft Auto. But I got to turn it off so I can't, I don't play the other players because they just hump me down and kill me. So quick. You haven't done the single player. Single players.

It's the best part. I got to do single player. It's fun. It's the best one. It's just run over hookers and have a good time. But the story is great. It's like a Hollywood movie. That story.

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It's completely random. That's correct. I wish it wasn't. It was completely random. I wish it wasn't, but it is. Talk a little more. Yeah, we were crushing it, and then they fuck with us all the time. Well, that dude, this last one, it is still not the edit.

They still haven't done the edit yet. They won't let us uned it. It's frozen. And I don't know what to do about it. All the lives? No, no, no. They had a thing that they didn't like us using this trailer for this movie, tiptoe. It's a movie they're trying to not let anybody know about it.

It's so crazy that they're. that they don't want anyone. And then the next day I'm doing Sarah Winecheck show, she brings up the movie. She's like, I watched it. It's crazy. Oh, what was that movie I just watched? Wait, she watched Tiptoe?

Yeah. No kidding. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. So back to Tover Gardner. And we can't, now we can't monetize the video. And I can't even edit it or do anything. It's frozen in this processing thing for two days now. I think it's bullshit.

So, stupid. So, Johnny, what do you think about Venezuela? It's fucked. It's okay. All right. Enjoy these. Yeah, it's like the most crazy part of it, because the least crazy part is this is consistent with what our government does. What's crazy is people justifying in their heads that it's okay to do it.

It's different. It's different than the Iraq and Afghanistan and every other time. Why is it different? That's what they say is. Oh, yeah. I don't think it is. No, no, dude, this is legal. It's so Bathhouse Rubio is like,

no, no, no, dude, it's legal. They asked him today how much it would cost the taxpayers, and he was like, nothing. What do you think? The military is just sitting around waiting to do stuff? No, they're always costing the taxpayers money. So it's like any military action is just totally free. And again, like, who is the anti-war movement?

It's not the right with Venezuela, and it's not the left with the Ukraine. There is none. Everybody is pro-war, because none of them will go fight this war. They're pro there. Like, I hate a draft, but a part of the draft, you listen to Megan Kelly, she talked about it. She's like, this upsets me because I have sons who are 12, 13, and 15. Like, are they going to be fighting this war?

That's the energy you need. If everyone had to go, like Dwight Howard was like, I think everybody should have to be in the military for a year. Right? And you're like, that's crazy. But you go, you know what that does? Everyone's way more invested on if we're going into places illegally. Did that work in Israel? And do you think

Well, that's different Because they have been brainwashed It's a religious That's what they do in the military They brainwash you So if everybody goes and get brainwashed for a year Yeah, but Johnny, that's why Israel gets us to fight their wars

Because they don't want their kids to go and die in wars Right, but what I'm saying is you're agreeing to get all- I'm not agreeing to anything No, but I'm saying if you agree That that's a good idea, you're agreeing that everybody goes and gets brainwashed for a year of their life.

It's mandatory and I it's not. Do you think Megan Kelly not being pro-war right now is because she doesn't work at Fox or because her kids are literally the age where they might go? I think that has a big deal with it.

Tucker just had this guy on and Tucker who was, I haven't heard what his thought is on this completely but he just had this guy on that was like saying that the way Trump's doing it with special forces is better than you know just universal boots on the ground and I'm like really

it's still violating sovereignty yeah and they're saying well these guys he wasn't elected you know he he stole the election I'm like what business is that of any of ours yeah what about Joe Biden yeah did you see a map they showed all the

states that Kamala Harris won were states that had no voter identification rules talking about this the will helper win do you think the Minnesota thing has anything to do with Israel, the daycares. They're saying that somehow that guy was...

Don't say that Dylan Ren will get so angry. Oh, it always goes back to Israel, huh? Yeah, pretty much, dude. Pretty much. What do you mean about that? Something about the Somalian daycares have are linked to Israel and all that. Dude, they always get a piece of all the corruption. They always are saying...

Because it's not a country that can last on its own. It's literally a welfare state. so they have to send as much money as they possibly can because they got to keep those people happy by giving them a universal health care. A lot of them don't even have to work because if they study religious texts, they can go on religious welfare.

Right? I mean like, dude, they have to keep that aflo. But again, it goes back to ancient Babylon. That's what I think is the key to all of it, dude. Ancient fucking Babylon, dude. And it's just crazy. And it's so funny. You know who loved that we went into Venezuela?

Somalians. People stop talking about that. And then they're talking about that Nick kid who broke the story. Nick Shirley. And I think he was a Parknark guy. Oh, really? Yeah. I think he was the guy who used to do Park Nark.

Wait, what do you mean Park Nark? You're talking about Karknarks? Yeah, Karknarks. No, that's not. That guy's much older. Yeah. He's a comedian. Like it does comedy radio.

Okay. Somebody said he's connected to something like that. And now they found video. videos of him in Israel in, you know, interviewing Israelis about how right they are about this Palestinian war. So now they're thinking he got pushed forward because someone, you ever see the madman, the madman, meme where he's like, it's this, but with this. You ever see that? Yeah, yeah. Well, it's like, they're basically with this guy. He's like, it's Nick Flentes, but loves the Jews. This is what they've been waiting for. He's the ultimate badass. You can't defeat him.

Yeah, I mean, it's funny because this Nick Shirley guy claimed that he took down, what's the governor? Tim Walts? To a point. Tim Walts is like, I'm stepping down not because of this scandal. It's just, I want people with my kids more. You're like, okay, dude. You just think we're dumb. Well, you know we're dumb.

So that's why he's saying. Do you see that Spencer Pratt is running for mayor? Yeah, I saw you tweet that or on Instagram. I hope people will have the sense to vote for him. I doubt they do too. I doubt they will. No, yeah, I know. They'll be like, listen, she's.

a woman of color. We need that. And you're like, she burned down the sea. Whatever conspiracy theorist, dude, it literally, it's impossible. The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, he's so fucking strong. Yeah, there will be some, like, a significant number of people that won't consider him at all, because he's not her. Yeah. I mean, for, you know, she's literally a Bolshevik, dude. Anyways. That's it. And that's a credit. It's a. It's a. any other people who vote around here. I mean, that's a good thing. Yeah, they're like, yeah, dude.

She loves subversion. And? And what's your point? The Bolsheviks tried hard. Or how about that lady who is, did we talk about it on the last show, Johnny? Yeah. About the lady from New York? Yeah, I think on the pot, actually.

Oh. Yeah. What's the name? Sia or whatever? Sia. She's like, owning house is white privilege. They find out she owns a house in Tennessee. And now she's crying.

Like, there's such emotional retards. How dare you? You throw my hypocrisy in front of me. I don't like it. New York is going to burn, dude. It's just going to burn. No matter what happens, how he's like, it's great. Talk about New York.

You guys see the ball drop and supposedly the gay guys kissing some guy who made a bet on it. Yeah, he made a ton of money. That's fucking wild to even. I mean, it's funny how you know that's going to be gay shit everywhere. It's a good bad. Scott Van Pell was the best. Oh, yeah, love. He was so bad, too.

That's how you know you're so controlled that you can't even, you just... Oh, yeah, dude, he can't come on fucking ESPN and be like, that's fucking gross. It was a good save by him. It was. It saved his job. Yeah. Totally. Oh, ah.

He almost said, what are we doing? And then he said, oh, what are we got here? More love is in the air. So fun. Johnny, is that good? Are we okay now? Was that after all the promo? Yeah.

All right. Enjoy the highlights. Here's a clip from the latest broken sim. Okay. Someone just says Satanus are hotter though. No. Satanists are not. When you meet a hot racist chick, that's pretty hot.

When you're like, whoa, you got the balls not to care. Right? Yeah. But the Satanists, no, they got too many tattoos and nose piercings and they hate kids. There's nothing. There's two things that turn me off about women. Pooping? Okay.

pooping is number one. I know you do it. I just don't want to know about it. Okay. Pooping's number one. Right. Number two, women who hate children. There's no bigger turnoff

than a woman who hates kids. I just get the fuck out of here with that shit. It's just unnatural, right? Yeah, because it's so unnatural. They're like, uh, I don't want to ruin my body. Your body's going to get wrecked. It's called mother nature and it's the wall. Okay.

It's coming for all of us. us. It's like, you know, it's similar to the reaction that Scott Van Pelt had on New Year's Eve to those guys making out. By the way, that was Bill Hicks whole bit. I mean, excuse me, Bill, Bill Burr had a great bit about gays, right? About like when he saw two gay guys go and he's like, ah. And his friend's like, his girlfriend or some of the time, is like, are you homophobic? And he's like, no, it's just a natural reaction. When I saw, saw porn for the first time.

He goes, I knew I wanted to do that. That's what I wanted to do. I knew that's what I wanted to do. You know, it's, yeah, here we go. Yeah, Scott Van Pelt on Sports Center on New Year's Eve. Interracial couple? Mass. Get into it.

What do we got? We got in love in the air. Oh, wow, go. Tony and White on Kazzy. Who's having a good time? They tried to get him for that. And I, most people,

95% of people came out in support of him like, Hey man. Yeah. You can't get mad someone have a natural reaction to something. Okay. It's like Joe Rogan had a great bit about like if you walk in like a two chicks going at versus two guys going at it. Like if you walk in two chicks going at, it's kind of like when you see like a deer in your backyard eating.

You're like, oh my God. This is the most beautiful. Be quiet. I've ever seen in my life. He'll scare him. You're all getting two guys going at it. It's like a zombie eating somebody. It just makes me think of that supposed tape of P. Diddy hammering that guy, you know,

and it just sounded like he was being knife murdered. Like, oh, my God. No. He did not. That's why he sells a job. He did nothing wrong, you know. And people love Scott Van. No, nothing wrong.

And he saved it, too. He didn't like, like, oh, yeah. He said, what are we doing here? But he saved it and said, what do we got? Did you hear about the guy that won on Keshe or Polly Market? Ocey? Yeah. That they would show two guys making out within the first like 30 seconds.

Oh, really? And he made a ton of cash. Nice. Good for him. Yeah. You can't really bet on anything now, can't you? Yeah. I mean, I think it's great.

Anything you want. What was like? There was something I wanted to say. I can't remember now but yeah Scott Van Pelt props to him for that save there

and I'm glad he didn't get wrecked this was you you tweeted this and I was surprised I mean I guess it just got buried but this is just another weird thing

in the Charlie Kirk post death publicity tour his girls going on they had and I know you saw this because you retweeted it they had

on at like a turning point thing a well I'll just play it here because it's so unbelievable I'll let the news anchor on what is this MSNBC or something I don't know I don't need to know see from behind me this is a recreation of the tent where Charlie Kirk lost his life at Utah University

in September and people are taking selfies with it they have a ring light there explain to me the purpose of that Explain to me why they would have Nikki Minaj when Charlie Kirk specifically called her out as a bad model for children. If you don't think this stuff is dark, bro,

it's like Bill Hicks bit about like walking around with a cross on. It's kind of like walking around with a meeting Jackie Onassis with a little pin of a shotgun. Just thinking of John, Jackie. Yeah, just thinking of John, Jackie. Jackie, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's so true, dude. It's so true. It's just like, it's so crazy. And like, you know, all these people are like, what is Erica Kirk done to deserve this? I don't know, like connected to Romanian child trafficking connections. I mean, are we for real here? Like, anything, anybody think this is a natural reaction? The closest thing we've ever had to this was when George Floyd, right?

when George Floyd when he passed and they had like five funerals for him and he went on his body went on tour Johnny I can't hear you is it me you're muted no you're totally right now right you remember they had a small casket

that there's no way that six five six foot five guy could fit in and they had they had what's his name L Sharpton like they were dancing with it and they look like you ever see that thing where like you're doing something and it looks like you're about to die and then the Ghanaese guys

are carrying your casket. Have you ever seen that? That's totally what it looked like. That's totally what it looks like. Same thing with this. Why are you having Nikki Minaj on your on your I'm mourning tour? Nothing about it. And then okay, so she met with right before our last show

when we talked about us briefly. She met with Candace Owens. And then, you know, there was this info possibly about Kanes Owens. There's some negative stuff about her that came out. and now we're hearing she's being like targeted. I don't, where,

where are you landing now on Candace? I'm curious. Was he frozen again? No. Why's my internet so bad? I don't understand why my internet's so bad right now. Where are you falling on Candace? I,

where do I fall on Candice? Yeah, right now, yeah. She's done a lot of great work. She could easily be a sci-op. And just like every one of these people, I look,

I listen to them in karate stance. Yeah, you have to. you know i mean that's just what you got to do like i get ready for them like this nick shirley kid right i mean like everyone's like this good's doing amazing work you're like wow it's great you're uncovering corruption and then he puts out a video that isn't even venezuela and then elks jones who i love with all my heart does the exact same thing oh and i got a debate with somebody the other day because they were like they were like okay the kandas owens alks jones uh war uh what side you on it's Pretty obvious, right?

And I go, um, Kansas? Whoa. I'm like, dog, I love Alex Jones, but dude, what are you talking about? Like, you just think you, you really want us to believe a trans furry did this? Like, none of it makes sense. Why wouldn't you be asking questions? No. Like, show me an assassination that went down the way they told us it did.

It never happened. And I don't know. I wonder if this is like do you think by the time the trial comes around everybody's still going to be as interested like it'll get as many eyes or do you think that that they did. I mean, dude, Jimmy Dorges did a great video. His lawyers are already connect have connections to the security company that was guarding Charlie Kirk. Like this is such a fancy setup. Yeah. What's it?

What's the connection? Did you do you remember? No, you got to look it up. Look at it. Wow. Jimmy Dorr whatever is Tyler Robinson Lawyers

Yeah okay Hold on a second All right I just typed out Well how long ago was that Was that recently? Yeah Johnny

That guy does so much work man Yeah I mean it's so Oh here it is right here I found it Hold on real quick before you do that guy It's like dude It's so lazy just to think It might be Israel

I mean like dude Why would Israel Sassanate anybody Look at the lit of Israel. He says, 1950, 1960s. Oh, is it there? Yeah. Okay, look at this. Oh, why would you ever think it was Israel? It's so ridiculous, dude. So stupid. 1950s, 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, 1980s, 1990s, 1990s. Look at that. 2000s. Look at that. 2000s. 2000s have been really good. If you'd like to hear the rest of this episode, subscribe to

broken simulation in your podcasting app or check us out at youtube.com slash sam triply. We go deep, home boy. Aaron, open your mind. Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere. That's some interdimensional shit. Wake up, Aaron. This is only the beginning.

Dude, you just blew my mind.