Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #968: Celebrity Cloning With Katlilist Jones

Episode Date: February 25, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Tinfoil hat. Oh, what the fuck are you guys people talking about? Global controls will have to be imposed. And a world governing body will be created to enforce them. Welcome to tinfoil hat. We go deep, home boy. Eric, open your mind. Drink from the fountain of knowledge.
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Starting point is 00:01:04 And it's all coming true. Grab it now. Grab it now. Trust me, we'll get into that in a few. I also want to remind you about the big 1,000th episode of Tim Fall Hat, live at the Comedy Mothership in Austin, Texas, June 18th. Tickets are on sale. Grab them now.
Starting point is 00:01:21 It's going to pack out. And then we're probably going to have an after party. I'll talk to Red Band if we can go down to his club, which is a big rock club and just everyone meet and greet and hang out. Like champions. Very excited to have this next guest on. He is a good friend of mine. We talk all the time, and I'm glad we can finally get him on the show.
Starting point is 00:01:40 He has a podcast called The White Rabbit Podcast. Please welcome Catalyst Joan. How are you, buddy? Hey, Sam. Thank you. It's an honor to be on here. And finally, you get to meet X and Johnny, man. It's like been a long time coming.
Starting point is 00:01:53 I get to talk to Sam all the time through Instagram and whatnot. But this is my first time meeting X and Johnny, so I'm super excited for this, guys. It's probably a big letdown. of we're very we're very happy have you on your good friend dude so i'm glad we could do this uh for those who may not be familiar with you your podcast all the shows you're doing tell us a little bit about yourself and where they can find you yeah uh i go by catalyst jones i'm the host of the white rabbit podcast you can find me where all podcasts are found uh with the exception of youtube because they banned me there a long time ago recently gave me my channel back and i just haven't
Starting point is 00:02:33 decided if i want to go play at the party i got kicked out of of, you know. So you can find me on all those places. And I pump out shows, multiple shows, every week. I have on similar guests that you do. We actually kind of have on the same guests, talk about similar subjects. And then Friday nights on Rumble, I do a live roundtable with Anthony Grafeo. And that just started about two weeks ago. And that is called the Ungoverned Outlaws. I'm really excited about that one. And pretty soon, I'm going to have another show called the Trinity of Truth on the Cult of Conspiracy Channel. Awesome.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Awesome, dude. Keep going. I got seven podcasts. You got four more to go, dude. This is what happens when you got a lot of time on your hands. And you talk to yourself all the time. You just keep creating podcasts because if you're going to talk to yourself, you might as well film it and put it out, dude, because I'm a crazy person.
Starting point is 00:03:29 Bradby, we had some internet problems earlier, but you were talking a lot about, you know, Instagram is your main place. you like to post. I would like to know, I think you should post on YouTube. I don't know how much traction we get on there. We started new, well, someone else started a new YouTube channel and we're stagnant as shit, but at least it's getting some numbers. It's getting, dude, some episodes get great numbers. It's just, it's just algorithm. Also, they scale back the censorship, or, you know, the moderation at least, where they demonetize as much less often for cursing and keywords. I think Rumble and Twitter took a lot of their audience and they're trying to get them back.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Good. And again, we talked about earlier, but, you know, like all the new guys that are just blowing up talking about a lot of the same stuff, they're brand new. So they don't hate them the way they hate the old guys, the Tombstone guys. Like I think that five-minute cuss word thing in the front that they had a rule of, I think that's gone. You know what I'm talking about Johnny? Yeah. We couldn't cut in the first five minutes. We still don't do it, so I don't know.
Starting point is 00:04:34 I mean, we try not to, but I don't think. they're forcing it anymore. They're definitely letting a lot of shit go, which is great. It just sucks that they make you self-censor yourself, you know? Like, that's another thing as I was debating is like, if I go on to YouTube, I'm going to have to create a whole new intro because I have the F word in my intro. And it's like once you start self-censoring yourself, it's, they've won already. So do we.
Starting point is 00:04:58 We have an intro too. Yeah, you know, it's very funny. My daughter, you know, we can't let them outside. because all the pedophiles, then she's inside on her pad and she's talking the pedophiles. So they win all the time. Jeffrey Epstein was on Fortnite, let's remember. You know, so they win all the time. Two weeks ago, right?
Starting point is 00:05:20 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they definitely learn a lot. And the whole notion is that you can't swear in front of these kids. And I'm not saying it's a good thing, but it is the reality that there is a lot of, like the other day I was trying to take. she's five at the time she's six now but you know I was trying to take away her pad and she said the cutest thing ever she's like you son of a
Starting point is 00:05:43 bitch and I was like that is the cutest thing I'm you're so lucky because any other time in history I'd smack the shit out of you but it was so adorable that I had to let I go that's that's one you get one of those you made daddy laugh so enjoy that and get out jail
Starting point is 00:05:58 imagine saying that of your parents your dad oh I get my ass kicked I get my ass forget about it bro The thing about kids is someone's got to be the villain. You just got to be the villain, dude. And it just sucks. But the point is to regulate like that, regulate adult language.
Starting point is 00:06:16 I would even say the F word should be taken off the swear list. Because everyone just says it like, oh, this fucking guy is sitting. You know, it's all the time. It's not really as shocking as it used to be. I'm not saying we want it everywhere because it become like dude where someone's like, dude, dude, dude. You're like, you've said dude a thousand times. please stop you're driving me crazy but back to the point Brad is I think you should put it out
Starting point is 00:06:41 yeah I definitely want to get on there because I know you like to say if you're not on the main shopping strip you know then people are not going to know that you have a store so even if I just put out like you know 20 minute videos before I get into the heavy heavy stuff I think that might work no that's a great idea actually just put 20 minutes that you know we'll do fine that's the nice range and then you'll get ads on there too to make money so you know and there's nothing wrong with making money from your hard work um but i'm excited to have you on brag because you want to talk about something that i enjoy like you know there's been a lot of um spirituality on the show lately a lot of politics because we're in the
Starting point is 00:07:21 spiritual war but you wanted to talk about clones and i'm very excited about that there's a lot going on right now with that you know i don't know if it's a clone but they have just lane maxwell and the wide-nosed person that's standing in for her in jail. Have you seen that? Oh, yeah. It does not look like her. It's totally a different person. But, yeah, I definitely want to get into clones,
Starting point is 00:07:44 but I had text you and I had said, clones or debunking nuclear weapons. And you told me go with either one. So up until this morning, it was going to be debunking nuclear weapons. We do both, dude. Nope, I had about 10 pages. I had about 10 pages of notes. and this book right here.
Starting point is 00:08:04 And I wrote the author of this book this morning because she's a friend of mine. And I told her I was going to be doing this. And she's all, oh, let me send you some bullet points and some cliff notes. And she sent me like 13 pages. And I'm going through these. And I'm realizing I am not the authority figure for this. Like if you guys want to have somebody debunk, you've got to have on hacking hoaxing hoaxes because I mean, she literally goes the book. I'm in on that because I totally believe that.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Johnny doesn't believe it, but I believe it. Well, that was the drawback is because I was like, Johnny's going to come with questions. And I definitely have to be prepared for this. Johnny is the boogeyman for sure on the show. No. Johnny, you're the boogeyman. It's like one of three things that I disagree with you.
Starting point is 00:08:49 Okay, but on the nuke, you think we nuke Hiroshima? I don't even think it matters. What's the difference? They have conventional weapons just as dangerous. That's definitely possible, but there was a lie perpetrator. on humanity, maybe this really powerful nation. I mean,
Starting point is 00:09:06 we have a lot of first-hand accounts of a big flash, one big flash and devastation in an instant from Japan, you know, journals,
Starting point is 00:09:16 diaries, people with no skin that survived. And then they moved right back in. Yeah, well, no, you're,
Starting point is 00:09:22 right, I don't, this is why we shouldn't get in this, but it's, you're talking about the difference between a reactor event,
Starting point is 00:09:29 like, where you would have, no, concentrated. That's not what it is, Johnny. But you know the bomb exploded in the, like above the city, right? And the radiation should be there for a thousand years. That's not true, Johnny. They had no, they thought they might.
Starting point is 00:09:43 There was a guy on Gray Carlewood's show talking about how they found radiation on Mars from what he believes is a nuclear war of thousands of years ago. Mars has no atmosphere there, right? Yeah, but this is what they're saying. That is the purpose is that it destroys everything so badly that you can't even move back in and people so mars has nukes we don't have nukes is what you're well i'm saying that's bullshit too not that gregg is bullshit but i didn't agree with what
Starting point is 00:10:11 his guest was saying okay it's it's just another boogeyman that they can point at and you are right johnny we have we have things now that are directed energy weapons that are greater than nukes i think so if they want to put the boogeyman out which i think they were doing when they uh kidnapped what's his name and his wife and we have all these reports of people just falling over because I think that's the introduction to the new boogeyman. We know that we've had the heart attack gun since the 40s I want to say. But you should get this book, Johnny. Hold on. Hold on. I'll actually have a copy sent to you because you're talking about the radiation and stuff. That's all right in here too. Hold on. It breaks it down pretty good. So Brad, are you saying that there is a chance or maybe I
Starting point is 00:10:58 misinterpreted what you just threw out, that the people dying from what would be COVID, the vaccine could be the result of a heart attack gun? Oh, not at all. Okay. I was like, let's go, bro. Let's go. No, I wish that was the case. No, that would be a fun episode.
Starting point is 00:11:20 No, but what I want to get into tonight is the clones, the cloning facilities, specifically the celebrity Cloning Center and this guy, Donald Marshall, which I'm sure you guys are all somewhat familiar with, but there's a doctor who was talking about this stuff way back in the day. And everybody gives credit to Adam Curry as being the original podcaster. But there's this guy named Dr. David Better, Peter Better, and he was making these things called audio diaries and audio journals. And they were basically just podcasts. And he was making these back when Carter was president.
Starting point is 00:12:03 And I actually, I have some clips. If you want, I can show you like a little bit of what he was saying in some of these audio letters. Am I coming through okay? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bring it up.
Starting point is 00:12:18 Okay. Where, share screen on Zoom. I haven't. Oh, there is. should be set up for that okay Microsoft Edge maybe do you send him the link
Starting point is 00:12:36 he could click it to share yeah yeah that's all that's in yeah that's in what now no he's asking for you sent uh yeah I was asking oh do you guys see this I click out of zooms oh you don't okay share share share if it's sound
Starting point is 00:12:53 there it is click share there it is there it is that's interesting that he's seen that you think he's the first podcasts are very interesting. Yeah, this guy, Dr. Better. So I'm going to play this. Where did he post this audio at?
Starting point is 00:13:09 Isn't that weird that it's not Peter Beater? It should be Peter, because they're both spelled the same, aren't they? Peter, Peter. Peter. Peter. Yeah, right? Oh, my, why would you name your kid, Peter Beater? You're calling him the Jerkoff master.
Starting point is 00:13:23 Dr. Jerkoff. Dr. Peter. I was on the Prometheus lens, and Doc Brown is a very very huge Christian. And so when I was talking about this guy, he was like, I'm really trying to refrain from name jokes. Peter Beater. What a childhood that kid had. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Petter better. I mean, that's the best case scenario. Okay, Peter Beater. So this is from his audio letter number 50. And he is talking about Jimmy Carter in this. And if you guys can't hear this, let me know. And I'll just stop right away. but I just wanted to play a little bit of this
Starting point is 00:14:01 so you can kind of get the idea of what I'm talking about. Last spring, as I revealed Nottio letters 45 and 46, the Russians began seizing control of the United States government. Key officials from President Jimmy Carter on down have been replaced by doubles. And these doubles are not human beings in spite of their appearance and behavior.
Starting point is 00:14:26 They are artificial, robot-like living, beings called organic robotoids. So he starts talking about this stuff, man, way back then. So this isn't like a new conspiracy that's coming out. This is something that has been like way back since. And so fast forward to today, then we get this guy, Donald Marshall. And Donald Marshall started talking about this kind of stuff. Like in the early 2000s, he came.
Starting point is 00:14:59 out on these YouTube videos saying how every single night when he goes to sleep, his consciousness gets transferred into a clone of himself in an underground military base where there's all these celebrities that come, Queen Elizabeth, Prince Charles, Vladimir Putin, George W., Barack Obama, celebrities from Beyonce, Rihanna, Miley Cyrus, you name it, they're there. And so what this guy claims is they take his consciousness and they're able to place it in these clones and not only him, but these celebrities are able to do the same thing. So when they go to sleep, it's like Bohemian Groven shit is just a thing of the past. That's like a reason for them to go and tap new people, I would say. And so according to this guy, they're meeting every single night when they want things to happen. And if you want to think of it like an open arena where they're just sitting there like kind of like a Star Wars or whatever where they were having the big meetings and like all of the emperors and whatnot were there, that's basically the way this guy describes these things. And so his consciousness would wake up into his clone. And they do things from torture, the most horrendous things that you could possibly think of that I won't get in here up to murder.
Starting point is 00:16:25 and he says that when they murder you, you feel it. Like you feel every single thing and you have to wake up, like you go to sleep and then you wake up to be tortured every single night. And so in order for him to stop being tortured, he like, you know how like a lot of MK ultra victims or just childhood trauma victims are able to resort and go into like a different personality or pull things out of them that they didn't have before. And so this guy found a gift where he would start singing and entertain them so that they wouldn't torture him. And in return, this guy claims that he's responsible for like 90% of hit music that we've all seen. That's where I go. Donald might be a little interesting at that point. That's the one thing where I'm like, where he says he named all the bands and he named all the, he wrote all the songs.
Starting point is 00:17:24 that's a little out there. I'm not saying it's wrong. Have you guys heard that? That's the only part where I'm like, I don't know about that part, but the rest of it sounds super interesting. I do want to hold off on Donald right now. I didn't want to cut you off because you were cooking with gas,
Starting point is 00:17:41 but I want to get Dr. Peter Beater. I mean... I think you just want to say his name. No, I don't, but I mean, that was extraordinary what he's saying. with like kind of some Bill Cooper like passion. Like these early guys are so passionate. Like when you hear all their old stuff, they were like,
Starting point is 00:18:02 they were just too out there for radio. I know that Bill Cooper had his own radio show for a while, but I mean, I think he had a radio show actually. But they were very passionate. This is such an interesting video, dude. Like that was, he's saying Jimmy Carter was a clone.
Starting point is 00:18:20 He's not a, only saying that Jimmy Carter was a clone. He was saying that he was a human robotoid. So like we're talking Terminator 2 already back in Jimmy Carter's days. And he's saying that during his, I don't remember if it was his first term or not, but he was involved in some sort of a marathon and had a heart attack. And they played it off like he made a full recovery and everything. But according to this, Dr. Peter Better, he actually died, and then he was replaced from then on. Now, you go, that's the crazy. He's convinced it was the Russians.
Starting point is 00:19:01 You go, that's crazy shit I've ever heard. And then you start going into things that were in these Epstein files that says the exact same thing about Jimmy Carter. I mean, about Joe Biden. And we were saying that forever. You're like, that's not Joe Biden. That's black, that's some black guy in a math. That's like a Nephilim Biden.
Starting point is 00:19:24 That's like smoothleg Biden. Like that was like so obvious. That was crazy. Right, Johnny? Well, Joe Biden is one of the greatest examples because he had stand-ins. He had lookalikes. And I believe he had clones, right? Like, because we kept getting that funny one that kept falling upstairs or off of his bike.
Starting point is 00:19:46 And then we would get the angry one that was just always mad all the time and had completely different expressions. and his eyebrows were different. And then he had the one with the facelift. I just imagine them telling that guy like, rain it in, bro, you're blowing it. You're getting too angry. See, no, wait over. And then they might have put the real one out.
Starting point is 00:20:07 Well, what's the difference between a clone and a robot? Like, I mean, I know it's the same thing, but why have either one? Why not just have either a clone or a robot? I would say that a clone is organic and a robot is metallic. No, I mean, yeah, but I'm saying why have either or why just not have a clone for Biden or have a robot? Why do you get what I'm trying to say? Wasn't he saying these were organic robots or something?
Starting point is 00:20:29 What was the phrase he had for them? Robotoids. He called them organic. Yeah, organic robotoids is what he called him. So basically that would be like what the T-1,000 was or was a T-1-1-000. It's like altered carbon. So honestly. 100%.
Starting point is 00:20:45 So living tissue over a robot. And the reason you would have clones and robots is because transferring consciousness, right? You can't transfer the consciousness into a computer program. Well, maybe. I mean, they're similar. I don't know anything about how that shit works. Not yet. For the differences, you know, and everybody's like, well, why would they need clones, right?
Starting point is 00:21:09 Like, why would you even, why would you replace these people? Well, like, M&M is my biggest example. Okay. I don't want. Let's hold off on that. And I'm not trying to stop you. I just don't want to get into that later. Yeah, it's fine.
Starting point is 00:21:22 I want to focus on this because Eminem's going to be at the end. I don't want to jump around too much. So who do you want to talk about? I mean, so if we go into Joe Biden, have you guys seen all these videos about how these robots are walking up hills and walking downhills? It's exactly how Joe Biden walked. You ever see him walking with like Jill?
Starting point is 00:21:48 Jill Biden and he's like falling over and it's in the exact same sequence that these robots do it. Yeah, you would think they would have a robot that could debate a little bit better though, you know? Yeah, like, why would they, yeah, that is a great question. Why did they let him shit the bed so bad in these debates? But so that they could put Trump in to initiate everything that we're seeing right now. Ooh, good answer, good answer, good answer. Because I do believe they're selected, not elected. and I do believe that they wanted Joe Biden in
Starting point is 00:22:19 so they could bring in all the illegals and then Trump gets in and drops a hammer with the ice stuff. What does it make you think, though, when you see that in the Epstein files, they all talk politics like it's real? So that's a great question. Brad, do you want I answer? Then I'll give my answer.
Starting point is 00:22:40 What do you mean talk politics like they're real? I mean, they talk Democrat, Republican politics, like votes, math. matter and elections aren't rigged and and and and this is presumably people who don't expect to have their emails read uh you know so it's just them talking if we accept all of that on its face what do you think well it it does matter for a reason because the longer if we don't participate in it then the illusion fails to exist and and and and so it is important to them it is it is important for them to keep the facade going just it's think of it as sport teams right right but they're not what
Starting point is 00:23:15 I mean, is they're not talking about, sorry to interrupt, they're not talking about it like it's a facade. They're talking about it like they're caught up in the horse race, you know, like who's going to get the most votes? I mean, there's plenty of emails like that. How high of a level you got to be asking. Yeah, I'm wondering, do you think they're too low? Well, I think it is what Brad's saying.
Starting point is 00:23:35 I do think the facade is intra. They may not believe it's a facade. But it's like if people aren't engaged in the political process, then they can't manipulate it. us. It's like we said in the last show about they don't really care how much money they're losing on these TV shows and movies. It's a fact that you're not watching it and they can't manipulate you spiritually. That is the real problem. Because they're just spending funny money printed fed money. It doesn't mean anything to them. It's a monopoly money. So they do need
Starting point is 00:24:11 to play. And there is a part of me that thinks, Some of the election, not all of them, do have real world consequences because those are the people that give out a lot of the contracts. Now Trump has like, oh, we're going to get rid of USAID and now he's giving them a bunch of money. But like that pause would never have happened if it was Kamala Harris. She would have increased the budget. You know, it's like the old saying that they, you know, the old thing about Chicago mayors being so corrupt. Like the reason you want that seat is so that you can hand out the contracts to your friends. So I do believe there is an element of truth in elections.
Starting point is 00:24:56 It's just are we picking between two people that work for the same people? 100%. We are every single time, right? It's the same organization, different teams. If you want to look at it like that. Everybody in our community always says think about it like professional wrestling. And we're seeing that with the Epstein files coming out. I mean, the Clintons and Trump, they're like tight. They're brothers.
Starting point is 00:25:22 You know what I mean? And it's like for them to play this facade on television is like, oh, yeah, because you'd be locked up if I was president. Well, he's been president for how long, how many times now? And she's still walking around. The Epstein files are out. It is all a facade. But if we don't participate in the facade, then it doesn't hold any value.
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Starting point is 00:30:22 somebody I knew and I was there about the moon landing and how he thought that the moon landing was real because if it wasn't, Iran would tell us. Iran hates us so much that they would out that we lied about the moon. And by the way, the Russians have said that. The Russians have come out and said the footage is fake. But nobody wants to listen to that. But let's just go through the example he gives. Well, I mean, does he remember when Obama gave them how many millions of dollars?
Starting point is 00:30:55 Like 300 million, 3 billion, 300 billion, whatever that number was. Like oligarchies work with oligarchies. you know, Russia needs America the way America needs Russia. They need a bad guy. They need somebody to whip up the population into nationalism, right? So like when we have Susan Bratford on and she says that Putin is hiding all the Rothschild money. Well, if you follow what's on Twitter, Putin's fighting a new world order and all that stuff. But it totally makes sense to me that Putin would be hiding all the banker money because Clinton's put him in power.
Starting point is 00:31:32 so yeah there's this kind of like presentation of theater of people fighting with each other and they have no problem with sacrificing the masses and wars it thins the herd every all the oligarchies make money you know but behind closed doors they're all working together they're all working together they're all they're all funded by the same fucking people so yeah if they truly hated each other and wanted to go to the world with each other then why why are they all still upholding the Antarctic peace treaty together. Yeah, exactly. Why are they all, why, if Russia and the United States hates each other,
Starting point is 00:32:08 why do they have a space station together? That's debatable. Yeah. Or something floating in the sky. No, not even that. Or why, okay, why is the presentation of one of working together? If they really hate each other, why are we funding? the Taliban to like $30 million a month or a week or whatever that number is.
Starting point is 00:32:38 That's insane. Why are we doing that? Because everybody works together. It's the elites oppressing the masses. So yeah, 100%. So that's a great. I mean, like I do think there is a level of truth to elections. But they have to manipulate the election so the guy they want it.
Starting point is 00:33:00 gets in so everyone follows him. But that just sounds like Trump all over again. 100% that's Trump. I mean, I just, okay, I just cannot believe how people can't be open-minded that this guy is a part of this trafficking ring. Like, how can you say that a guy in the same position as five out of the last six presidents
Starting point is 00:33:26 who have all been implicated in pedophile rings, how can you think that this guy just has nothing to do with it? And the only guy that I can't find anything on is George Bush Jr. But we all know he was a puppet. Like a puppet of puppets. Like Trump. They didn't need anything on him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:45 He was just willing to do whatever. He was groomed from the day he was born. That's a great answer. Do you think when you met drain the swamp, he honestly didn't think it was ever going to be drained? No, I think that was slogans that he knew people wanted to hear. Lock her up. Lock her up. Like the presentation was just pro wrestling. Oh, he strikes me as a guy who would say anything.
Starting point is 00:34:08 Like, he would have said anything to get. He would have been in just as, he would have gone just as hard left if that would have gotten him the presidency. Also, if you would have run Democrat, you'd think he would have said anything that they would have asked him to say? I think he has no values at all. Like he's a, yeah, he's, again, we talked about, he was notorious for ripping off plumbers and electricians in New York City. And he was a Democrat. He was a Clintonian Democrat is up to the point of running for office. Yeah. I mean, he still is a Democrat. Yeah, of course.
Starting point is 00:34:38 He just, he actually, when he came into presidency, I would say he was the one that successfully changed what a Democrat and a Republican looks like. Because back in the day, we had the Democrats where the people that were against Big Pharma. They were wearing tivas and like smoking weed and being like, don't put your vaccines near my kid and eating. natural and now they're all out there with dyed hair with every injection you could possibly think of and they are not sure of their gender anymore what a sad trick that is all those people all the anti-vacs on the left they just completely it's always been the rich kids it's always been the upper middle class lower lower elites and elites that get manipulated by the shit always because they have no purpose yes yeah like when like when you become successful in business and you have
Starting point is 00:35:29 kids, a real, real, real issue is your children growing up with no purpose. They always have food in their belly. They always have clothes on their back. They always have a house. I'm not saying you have to be poor to have a purpose. But it's like, you know, I grew up with two teachers, but I always knew what I wanted to do. Some people don't, and they just wander. And then they find these windmills, and they become Don Quixote fighting monsters. And it's just, that's who's being manipulated. And you could say whatever you want about, like, what's happening in the mainstream media
Starting point is 00:36:05 and what its ratings are. It's enough to get these people to march in Minneapolis in the freezing. Like, you got really be dedicated to march in one degree weather. See, but that's what we should be doing with the Epstein files. Yeah, I talked to Scotty, the kid. He's got one March 7.
Starting point is 00:36:23 Okay. There's going to be a month. Oh, that's awesome. I remember when he was doing Save the Children, rallies like what was that like six years ago yeah i went to them mohawk triply was a part of that it's where they scanned your face for the first time i'm sure they did i'm sure they did they got they caught them with the mohawk wrong guy and then some black kid wanted to fight me because he thought i was pro-trump i'm like any this is not a pro-trump rally this is an anti-elite realm remember how peaceful
Starting point is 00:36:52 it was when it ended we were like thanking the cops thank you guys we were literally saving Thank you, police officers. Have a great day. But that was organic and shit. Now, there were guests who have been on this show who were trying to tell everybody it's a sci-op. And I was like, I know the guy running it. It's crazy to me.
Starting point is 00:37:15 But yeah, you're totally, like, that's the point. I don't even know how we got to that. But, yeah, I mean, that's... I also want to know what you guys think, too, because, and this is totally not about clones. but like Donald Trump, I feel like he successfully divided the country in a way that nobody else has, whether it was on purpose or not. But he splinterfractioned everything because during his first term, he was able to take the media and just used it as a weapon against the people to divide it in half. And then he's coming in with a second term and he took those halves and he fractured, he fractaled them, right?
Starting point is 00:37:55 because then you have MAGA, and then MAGA was pissed off about the Epstein files and promises that weren't kept. And so that like fractioned off. And now you got the boomers who are still like, oh, yeah, MAGA, Israel first. And then you got these people that are like ex-Q-Tards like myself, who is like, hey, man, this guy is the most, yeah, most evil thing you can think of. And he had us all duped thinking that he was going to take out the white hats and this and that. And so now that is fractioned. And then you got you got the people on the left that are fractioning. So because of this whole Israel thing that's taking place, you'll have people on the right saying, fuck Israel.
Starting point is 00:38:36 And then you have people on the left saying, yeah, fuck Israel, but fuck you too. You're that Donald Trump guy, aren't you? And so, like, we are more divided now than ever. Yeah. Well, that's the game. Because if America actually came together, they would be fucked. They would be fucked. I mean, it's a cluster fuck, dude.
Starting point is 00:38:56 I mean, you have these Christian Zionists defending Israel while they bomb Christian churches. Like, the mental gymnastics you have to do with that is like ridiculous. But again, it's like my friend Brian Kellan, who I love with all my heart. He's going through a lot of shit right now because he's calcified in his views. He doesn't want to believe monsters exist. And if they exist, they're in Nazi Germany. they're in Russia, they're in Iran. They're not here because this is where the good guys live.
Starting point is 00:39:28 And I'm like, you're thinking that the guys who have the same power as the guys you hate aren't as bad as the guys you hate? Like, how's that even freaking possible? But they don't care. I mean, they don't care because they want pro wrestling. You know, like life is nuanced and people don't want to look at nuance. They want to be told what to believe. Who's good guys? who's bad guys.
Starting point is 00:39:53 Like, I literally got yelled at by a good friend of mine at the comedy store. He yelled at me, you do your own research. I go, yeah, that's, it's called, it's Jimmy Doors joke. But I go, it's called reading. That's what you're supposed to do. Yeah, whatever guy does his own research. Like, think about what you're saying. You're saying you regurgitate what you're told.
Starting point is 00:40:19 That's crazy to me. Right. Yeah, I got into an argument a couple years ago with one of my friends. And he was like, I don't have to. I trust the science. Oh, my God, dude. I said, how many doctors did you actually talk to about this? And he said, I don't have to.
Starting point is 00:40:33 I trust the science. I said, do you trust the science or do you trust the people on the television telling you to trust the science? And he had to stop. And he was like, you know what? Fuck you, man. And because that's what it really is. It's like at a certain point, you're putting your trust and your faith into somebody
Starting point is 00:40:51 else. So it's, was it, Jimmy Dory, you were saying, it's the one that was like, I'm not going to go drive a car without test. I'm going to test drive this car. Oh, you fucking conspiracy theorist. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Just trust the car salesman. He knows what he's talking about. Yeah. It's, it's, and it's like so crazy that like trust the science. Well, the science had the long, largest lawsuit loss of all time, Pfizer. Like, into the. billions that they had to pay out. But yet you're trusting them because people just don't want to think they just want to live their life. And it's like, again, we said on the last episode, if you really get to a good place with conspiracies, you're not looking to change the system.
Starting point is 00:41:38 You're looking to know their playbook so you don't fall for their tricks. And by not doing that, by not falling for their tricks, you show other people how not to fall for their tricks. And then the system is beat and then it adapts to us. But it's just crazy to me. And so I posted this thing. It said a Swedish doctor, a Norwegian doctor said 35 million people died from the shot. I posted it because I know people's algorithms aren't showing them this stuff. So I post it.
Starting point is 00:42:14 And then everybody starts going nuts on me. Oh, I can't find the article. I can't do that. I can't do any of this. And I know it's true because I've seen so many doctors from so many different places and so many articles come out and say that the numbers are in the tens of millions. And you just don't see it on the news because they're bought by Pfizer. You don't see it on Twitter because of algorithms.
Starting point is 00:42:38 And it's just like even this clone stuff we're talking about today. Nobody's going to tell you that because it's such an abstract thought that the minute you hear it, you become agent Smith and you're like oh conspiracy theorist crazy person it's like no dude like the craziest science you ever seen in any of these fucking sci-fi movies a lot of it's real i mean Tesla just introduced a hovering scooter you can just hover and drive around like that's what they're giving us so what's 40 50 years in the future what's in the news because i know i know you're at home sometimes. Oh, it's about some grandma getting kidnapped.
Starting point is 00:43:18 Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah. I know. But no Jeffrey Epstein, because I think this was something that should have united us. They do say it, but it's not.
Starting point is 00:43:24 They're making it. It's all politics. It's all about Trump. That's what they're talking there. No, no, no peaks of gay. Nobody's missing. No, none of the pictures are getting pulled up. Because, I mean, I can't get away from it on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:43:36 Everybody's talking about it. It's kind of like to a point of like, can I watch something funny without being talked about Jeffrey. That's my concern. That's going to be oversaturation. And that people are going to start. to be tuning it out. That's where I'm at right now where it's like not everybody needs to talk about it. I like to hear it. But then all the everyone I subscribe to is has their own two cents,
Starting point is 00:43:53 which is great. But at the same time, it's like, no, I'm with you. It's out there, man. It's out there. I was walking my dog and there was these little kids and they were on their bike. And one of them said, are you one of those Jeffrey Epstein guys? And I was like, this kid better not be fucking looking at me. That's crazy. Yeah, it's out there, dude. I'd rather those kids say that to not say that. I tell my daughter, don't trust any of these fools.
Starting point is 00:44:25 Don't trust anybody. You think in high school kids are like asking their teachers like, hey, what's up with this list? Like, hey, are we going to talk about the list? Are we going to still talk about the Holocaust? I'm sure somewhere, yeah. Like, we're going to talk about the Holocaust? I'm sure there's that kid who's there like, hey, I watch. No, they don't have to ask them to talk about the Holocaust because they're getting taught to Holocaust.
Starting point is 00:44:41 No, I know, but they don't question it because I never questioned it because I fucking went to school. Because you were emotionally blackmailed. Yeah, and I didn't have YouTube. But these kids have YouTube, and I know they watched... Your teacher didn't break down ovens and how they... Did that interest you in high school? I mean, you're not going to be watching videos on the Holocaust in high school. I loved World War II, but it was with the understanding that Hitler was the most evil human being to ever watch the earth.
Starting point is 00:45:03 I just don't think... I mean, most kids aren't interested in anything of shit. I think they kind of... Not that they're interested, but Andrew Tate, Nick Fuentes. It's all on their fucking algorithm. These guys that work out... like make men's life better. They're all talking
Starting point is 00:45:18 anti-Semitic stuff and I'm like you must have to hear it and then you go on the rabbit hole and now you're like in high school and you're like I got to listen to this bitch. But you got to understand Israel wants that. They want everybody being anti-Semak. Yeah. You got to be really careful with that too. You know, the Nick Flentis thing is a big honeypot.
Starting point is 00:45:35 It's a, it's getting all these people to out themselves is what I think it is. He's sitting there laughing at everybody that listens and watches him because he's wearing the Jeffrey Epstein jacket. He's selling it. And these kids are buying them.
Starting point is 00:45:50 And I think what he's doing is he's getting people to post things that are going to get them flagged so that there's a bigger eye on them. Because I myself posted a video. It got like 3.6 million views. And it was just Nick Flentes. And he said, the Jews. And then I cut it. And I said, after my first sip of coffee in the morning. And then it went viral.
Starting point is 00:46:12 But then I was like, you know what? Why is this stuff in my face all the time? Because I had Corey Hughes on, not questioning, but telling me his side of the Holocaust on one of my episodes. And it was banned everywhere. I couldn't even post a thing saying that he was on my shit. And then now that video gets 3.something million views. And then they're like, make more videos like this. This is interacting with, and I'm like, wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:46:39 I got kicked off like for saying the exact same thing three weeks ago. So I think it's a really sketchy thing, and I fell into it because I watched Europa the last battle, and I listened to MindComph, and I had to pull myself out of that hate mode because that is also propaganda, but it's geared towards the other side. I totally agree, dude. You watch Europa, and it's just selling you a fairy tale. It's trying to make it seem like Hitler was. this guy fighting the good fight. In reality, he was taking money from the people that he was supposedly fighting. Why is he die peacefully in Argentina? You know, why is he, why are the Nazis? And by the way, the Nazis were started by Germany's version of the Boy Scouts. It's like the Wandering Winds or something they're called, you know, and they were all closeted gays. That's the funniest part about that. All of them? Yeah, they were, they were a lot
Starting point is 00:47:41 closet of gay's in it, Johnny. And later on, I mean, Hitler's closeted gay. You know, like he's, if he was, he became one doing all that tweak. Yeah. Tweaking his balls off. They say a lot of that sex stuff for him is allied propaganda, I guess him. What do you mean? I mean, I've
Starting point is 00:47:57 just read that a lot of the sexual deviants that you've heard about him is that was allied propaganda. Johnny, if you do enough tweak, you're going to do some weird shit. It's just in, in the recovery rooms of AA, they call it to queer juice, okay? You're going to get fucking weird and make bad decisions, okay?
Starting point is 00:48:14 I'm not, I'm not speaking from experience, of course. You know, my point is, is that I would believe he was a little bit. I mean, the whole theory was that he, I mean, even the Rothschild says he was selling his art in one of their, like, kids like homes. Like, I don't know, dude. This notion that he was. Well, wasn't he, wasn't he a Rothschild himself? And if I'm not mistaken, that whole thing, that whole thing was just orchestrated so that Israel could claim its homeland.
Starting point is 00:48:50 Yes, of course. I mean, that's 100% it. And that's why when everyone's like, anti-Semitism is everywhere, it's like, that's what they want. It's like the Zephler Project, right? Do you guys remember I was talking about that? I think it's David Goldberg is his name. And he put out this whole thing about the Zephler Project. and that the whole thing is like this is where the FEMA camps come in.
Starting point is 00:49:13 They start throwing in the people who are anti-Semitic. And it's like I got yelled at by people that that's not real. But that's what they seem to be wanting to do right now, dude. That's what they seem to be wanting to do. And like, you know, what blows up on Twitter if you criticize Israel, criticize a certain tribe blows up on Israel. So I think it's all I think it's all a sciop, dude, whether it's complete or not, which I don't, I think everyone thinks everything's inevitable. I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:49:51 I think they make their play. And if it hits like COVID, good. If it doesn't hit like Russian collusion or any of these other stuff, then it doesn't, then they move on to something else. What do you think about the idea that they're competing factions among the elites, too? Yeah, I mean, we've talked about Ian Ferguson, Luciferians versus Malacchians. I would tell you that if you had to pick, Trump is a Luciferian, and Hillary Clinton and George Bush and Dick Cheney are all Malacchians. And that is a big part of what's going on right now that we're cleaning out all the old guard of these Melanchians. That's my opinion.
Starting point is 00:50:31 For now. Just to put in for the Luciferians? Yeah, because we're... You have Peter Thiel going around. given seminars in San Francisco about the Antichrist, right? And then who propped JJ Vance or J.D. Vance was Peter Thiel. And so he also comes from that whole PayPal Mafia. And you got Elon Musk a part of that too.
Starting point is 00:50:54 So yeah, they're bringing in the new occult that's going to be running things. Yeah, and the new Kiyuga, was it, Kaliuga, the new Luga. Satya. It's Satya Yuga. We're in the Satya Yuga now. But it's still all Saturn worship. Yeah, I mean, a lot of it is. I mean, Epstein was getting parts of the black cubes sent to them,
Starting point is 00:51:16 like material cloth sent to them by the House of Sod. It's all above it. It's all demonic. That's what people, when I hear people in the nose say that that's not true, it's mind-blowing to me. It's just mind-blowing. But back, back to the cloning. rappers they think are clones
Starting point is 00:51:40 um pop stars they think are clones people come back looking completely different so they're either shape shifters or they're clones or they're on those epic which one is well kind of with the
Starting point is 00:51:56 geoffrey upsin thing was he cloning people at Zora ranch or were he just impregnating fucking models I think he was trying I mean like they've been cloning stuff since the early 1800s so he must be cloned I mean, what, 20, 30 years we get a clone sheep? Yeah, but there's no way you're Jeffrey Epstein and you can clone and you're not going to clone yourself.
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Starting point is 00:54:42 I get my news from Sam AAA. T-shirts, hoodies, and we just came up with a brand-new shirt idea that we're going to try to have ready by the 100th,000th episode. All right, let's get back to it. I mean, I can see that. I don't think Jeffrey Epstein's dead whatsoever.
Starting point is 00:54:56 I don't see what purpose he would need to clone himself, maybe other than to be in two places at once. You know, usually they'll clone somebody because they're not going along and they need them, they still need them for persuasion, money, and whatnot. You know, like, politics aside, like, not even aside, but like Eminem is the biggest one because of the fact that he had so much sway over the population because he came in and he just totally like, he was like the new Elvis slash Michael Jackson. the way that he came in as a pop star, but in the rap game, it was like something that nobody's ever seen before. And now all of a sudden, you have the white kids that want to be just like him. You have the black kids that accepted him into the hip-hop community.
Starting point is 00:55:45 So he's fully accepted. And now you have the white kids and the black kids integrating in this hip-hop community. And he had the biggest pool over everyone. And then what happens is he makes this song, and it's talking shit about. about Bush and he's saying march onto the white house it's called white America why America disappear that's right and then after he does that song he disappears for a while and they say he went to rehab but I think what happened was is he was killed and he wasn't going along with what they wanted to go along with anymore and so he comes back he has a completely
Starting point is 00:56:26 different jaw structure his earring holes are closed up his eyes go from green greenish blue to brown he's always wearing sweatshirts and hoodies so like you don't see his tattoos anymore and i was even watching um a documentary about the tattoo artist that did all of the celebrities back then and they had m&m on there and he's wearing a sweatshirt and it's for the guy that did his tattoos and he's not showing off his tattoos and he made a joke he's all oh i'd show you guys but you know i got him removed and i'm like you got you got a tattoo of your daughter removed from like one of the most famous I didn't know that
Starting point is 00:57:03 wow yeah and his total his his rap structure the way he delivers his rap is totally fucking different ever since that day I mean he's not even fun
Starting point is 00:57:15 to listen to anymore and then he completely exes out 50% of his fan base by saying if you voted for Trump I don't want you my fan anymore like fuck all you guys which is really weird because his BFF 50 cent
Starting point is 00:57:27 is a huge Trump fan like they They were thick as thieves forever. It's very weird. But you're not, you're not going to hang out with the guy, the clone of your best friend. Are you, you know, like, what's that other, that comedian that was in the weed movie with David Chappelle. They were like really close. And then when David Chappelle comes back from Africa.
Starting point is 00:57:51 No, no, no, he's talking about what's his face? Who's the other guy that's kind of blown up that did Goat Boy? Jim Brew? Yeah. He's talking about. Jim Brewer. Jim Brewer is a clone? No, he's saying Dave Chappelle is a clone.
Starting point is 00:58:06 Oh, oh, yes, yes, yes. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. He talked to us about that, right? Well, yeah, well, I told you someone at the comedy store went up to Dave Chappelle and goes, are you a clone? And Dave Chappelle's reaction was, how would I know if I'm a clone? That's a good answer. That's a good answer.
Starting point is 00:58:23 Yeah. Do you think Eminem OD'd or you think they actually killed him? I think he OD, to be honest with you. And there was, no, I don't. Actually, I don't think he OD because back in 2004 or 2005, there was a breaking news over the local news channel, which happened where it supposedly happened, that he was in a car accident and was pronounced dead on the scene. And then crickets after that, they never replayed it or followed up on the story or anything. It's just Eminem went to rehab. Do you know who's like that, dude?
Starting point is 00:58:59 Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart had that horrible car crash. Remember he was racing cars in the hill? And they said he severed his spine. And he had to crawl back to his house. And then six months later, whoever it is, is squatting like huge numbers on the squat bar. I mean, he's, what, two foot from the ground?
Starting point is 00:59:22 So it's not hard to spot. Well, it's still a lot of weight, dude. That was another one of those. things that was just crazy happened and then you were like oh shit and forgot about it but uh jamie fox also right he got really really sick and his family members all came out and were saying their goodbyes he was read his rights it was on the news and then he makes a full recovery but then the the jamie fox they show us has like a huge head like the ditty that they're trying to show us in jail right has this huge head and then they make the movie they clone tyrone
Starting point is 00:59:54 just to throw it in our face that was released at the same exact time. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's definitely weird. Like, who was one of Meek Mill? You remember when Meek Mill went to prison? Came out. His tattoos were in different places.
Starting point is 01:00:12 Really? Yeah. Yeah. They're like, why is it? They showed them side by side. You see that in all these rappers. That they start going off. Why would they fuck that such an obvious?
Starting point is 01:00:21 That's obvious, I mean, that's meant to mess with people. I mean, like, nothing is perfection, right? I mean, like, tattoos in different places is, like, the number one thing you would get right if you were trying to get it right, right? Are they trying to get it right? That's what I'm saying, yeah. Tom McDonald claims that that's why all these rappers are getting tattoos on their face now is so that they can't be cloned as easily. Now, that's a, that's interesting. That's a great answer, dude.
Starting point is 01:00:47 Wow. Well, because what? I mean, you clone them, then they're alive, then you ought to convince them for them to get a face tat? And you got to get a tattoo artist To be like, you'll put you tat this clone Well, yeah, but the point is like They won't, because it will make their life hard Yeah
Starting point is 01:01:02 We can't clone Tom McDonald Dude, he's got a million face tats So I'm with you Can I share this, Johnny? Please do. XG, can you share it? How long until you get a face tat, Sam? Dude, I talked about
Starting point is 01:01:16 I'd get a face tat tomorrow If I knew that one would be interesting And put my face It wouldn't be big, it would be like a tiny thing but I'm like I'm 53 dude people are gonna give me shit you could be like the game and get a butterfly tattooed on you no that'd be the I gotta go okay what's the symbolism behind this I Google what is the occult symbolism behind this can't do that what's this can't do that well the butterfly symbolism is pretty bad so but this is a trailer that m&M came out with
Starting point is 01:01:47 very recently last year or the year before and it was a trailer for a new album coming out. And I want you guys to tell me what you hear him saying here. Do you hear what he was saying? I am cloned, truth be told. Here, watch it again. Let's see it again, dude. Okay, let me share it again.
Starting point is 01:02:35 He was on the list, right? What do you mean? He's on the Jeffrey Epstein list. Is he? Yeah, hold on. Shut up. We got to hear it. Cloned, truth be told.
Starting point is 01:03:05 Damn. Johnny, why you got that look? I could hear a million things there, I guess. Damn, Johnny. This is why I got to deal with all the time. Johnny's just shitting in our birthday cakes. I couldn't hear it very well over the feet. Yeah, it's sure.
Starting point is 01:03:21 It's good to have a skeptic. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to run it in a cap cut or one of those things that gives you automatic captions. I wish you had, I would love to see you present that to people who, without priming us first, you know, without saying anything and just asking us what we think it is. So I did do that. I have it posted on my Instagram page. the guy got it. We played it twice. Yeah, and he was like, is he saying I'm a clone? I am clone truth. Oh my God. They got to tell you that, right? It's almost like the Beatles with their cover where they're trying to tell you that Paul McCartney died.
Starting point is 01:03:54 What do you think? That's, so what's the clones end of that? Like, why is a, is the clone trying to get it out without? You get what I'm saying? Like, what's his motivation as a clone? I'm a real boy. Maybe. I don't know, dude. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. one of those times. But wouldn't he want people to think he is the original? Like, why would he want people to think? You get me? I do get you. Have you guys, have you guys heard Tili Tequila go off on her rant about being a clone? No. No, but you know that real quick, I want to hear about that, but you know that she's the guy that the lead of the smashing pumpkin says he was banging her and she's shape shifted. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. I talk about that a lot. Imagine that you hit it so hard she turned into a reptilian.
Starting point is 01:04:39 I think that they have a cloaking device. And, you know, during an intimate moment like that, your guards let down. And so he was able to see what she really looks like. I wonder if he kept going. No, he made her come. That's why. That's how you know the retilions. If you don't make them come, you're out of luck.
Starting point is 01:04:58 Is that why not all women squirt? Johnny's disgusted by this anti-Christian talk. Okay, share screen here. Let me see. Sure. Okay, so here is Tila Tequila. And her internet is a little bad, but you guys will definitely get it. And it's, I shall save that for another time, but, however, I shall repeat.
Starting point is 01:05:47 That was just an introduction to the rebellious family, leading all. All the way back, you know, that is just one part of it. Reptillions and families died of time, so which they think, they feel like they are the divine chosen ones. From whom may I ask? Definitely not God. Reptillions.
Starting point is 01:06:16 They feet on bloodless. They busted. Oh, I think I'm going on for century. Wow. Cloning centers? Yeah. Yeah, I mean like, I mean... Well, damn, that was actually not the beginning where she says, because I have a clip and I guess I pulled up the wrong one, but she says,
Starting point is 01:06:46 that's right, darling, the cloning centers. And then she says, that person you saw on MTV, that was actually a clone of me. The real me has been stuck here while the clone of me has been out there living the greatest life ever. Wow. Oh, that's got to suck. Because she had like a big OD, right? Well, she was on celebrity rehab, right? She had her own show.
Starting point is 01:07:08 Right, but didn't she have an OD? By the way, the picture they show you reminds you of like all the porn stars from the 80s. Right? Yeah, yeah, dude, Tileth Kill and nearly died after brain aneurysm and drug overdose. Oh, shit, cocaine. So that's what all these people have in common too.
Starting point is 01:07:24 Oh, pills. 2012. Jeez, Louise. It's so dark. Or maybe she, maybe. Maybe that's when they cloned her. Maybe she actually fucking die, and they're like, just clone that bitch. We got to keep her on tequila of love or something like that.
Starting point is 01:07:39 At one point, it was a big show. I remember. It was a big show. She's dating like Junior Sayo. She was living the best life. It's so interesting. This story, too. It says, according to a source, tequila 30, suffered a brain aneurysm in the middle of the night.
Starting point is 01:07:53 And to cope with the pain, she took two bottles of unspecified heavy prescription drugs. Something don't end up there. like, oh, I'm having a brain aneurysm, so I'm just going to down two bottles. And just walk it off? Keep reading it, though, Johnny. It gets even way fucking more later. Taylor threw up all over her bed after overdosing
Starting point is 01:08:12 and felt like she was dying. I mean, you have a brain aneurysm, you are dying. She was screaming for help, and in desperation broke her bedroom window and attempted to jump out, revealed the source, who added that a friend came over, and after receiving text, found her convulsing on the bed.
Starting point is 01:08:29 It was terrifying for, Tila and death was knocking at her door, the source said. She was in two hospitals for a span of a week and still not in perfect health, blah, blah, blah. She looks wrecked now. They all do, right? They all do, dude. But it's very interesting about Eminem. Like, his vibe is totally different.
Starting point is 01:08:51 Like, the Eminem I knew wouldn't take a knee in the Super Bowl to start problem. I mean, you're totally right. He has a totally different vibe. to the point where you go old M&M is great. Now, as artists, we all get older. We kind of change what matters us, what we talk about. But man, he's totally different, dude. And he can grow a beard now.
Starting point is 01:09:15 I don't know if that's part of cloning. When you're cloned, you can grow a beard. I don't know if he can grow a nice beard. I think he's had a beard before. He was always very shish. I mean, I'm not saying he didn't, but he never had that 5 o'clock shadow or mean him.
Starting point is 01:09:26 But again, it gets into why did they pick M&M? You know, I mean, he is the grace. influence. Right. Like he was. He has so much influence. The Tiger Woods of rapping. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:39 You had bleached hair everywhere. I even knew a kid that got a backwards e tattooed on it. Oh, Johnny? So it's like. That's his tramp stand. Have you guys heard of a rapper name Kid Boo? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:57 I don't, I don't know any of this guy's music, but he's, come up in my I am a clone thing because this guy is actually on video talking about it and then he did a Instagram live where he had his clone come
Starting point is 01:10:12 and sit down next to him which I mean I'm a master when it comes to graphics and stuff so like I'm really skeptical about that but the fact that he's openly out talking about it and getting into details about what
Starting point is 01:10:28 specific clone he is and I find it interesting. And I did pull up a video if you guys wanted to see anything about him. Wait up. Before you pull up, where are the cloning centers? Has anybody ever mentioned if they're California, New York, in the middle of nowhere? I mean, they did find that place in Arizona with all the body parts. Oh, shit. He's saying that there's multiple cloning centers, facilities throughout. And I don't think it really matters where they would be. He says that they tend to be in underground military bases.
Starting point is 01:11:06 And then you have Will Smith, who is at the red carpet, one of these red carpet things, and they were talking about that place they go to every single night. And he had mentioned the cloning center to Will Smith. And Will was like, hey, we don't talk about that. And then they just kind of moved on. Was it John Legend there? Well, John Legend was what Chris did. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:28 Yeah, that's a different thing. And they, Chris was like, where's the weird. It was like the weirdest question. what's the craziest things you guys have done together? And they're like, well, there was the Obama party and John Legend's like, we don't talk about that. It was sex in the Obama plane, actually, is what she was talking about. And that's another one, man. If you go through her Instagram, or not Instagram, but the ex-Twitter account that she had,
Starting point is 01:11:52 oh, man, some of the stuff that she says is really gross. Now, not to get too far off of clones, but how deep are you into they're all trashed? brands in Hollywood. So I actually was, somebody had just brought this up to me and I don't want to look ridiculous like the fittest flat earther and get into that. Did you see somebody went after him and said he was Timothy McVeigh? Oh, fuck. Yes, I thought I was great. And then his wife is Nichols.
Starting point is 01:12:24 I was so funny, dude. He was going to come on my show and then he started attacking all my friends. And I'm like, what the fuck are you doing, dude? these people help you get to where you are. What the fuck is wrong with you? You're part of the agenda too clearly. Yeah, I mean, he is, uh, he's, he's, I think he's there to make everybody look stupid. Yeah, I think he's a three-letter agency for sure. He's, he's not, I mean, he was going to come on my show. And then he said, the only reason I'm agreeing to come on your show is because you had a picture of the Mason logo and it says gay. And I was like, okay. All right. But I'm,
Starting point is 01:12:57 but I'm friends with Hibler and he talks shit about Hibler. and I'm friends with a lot of people he started going off on and I'm like why are you doing this dude these people like were supporting you yeah well he said I'm Francis Sir Francis Bacon based off a drawing because we both
Starting point is 01:13:14 have dark circles under our eyes it was so hilarious dude and he's just an idiot dude and so he was taking personal DMs from me and him and putting them out and you know
Starting point is 01:13:29 anytime you do that you're off You're off my trust list. Like chicks that you see post other guys, DMs to them and stuff. You're like, come on, man. Yeah, you're a scumbag. Yeah. There's no honor. No, posting texts.
Starting point is 01:13:41 There's no honor at all. You're recording with their metas? No fucking honor. Don't record any. I don't know what that means. Your meta, you guys got all mad that I was recording my glasses. When he was recording us without snowing. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 01:13:53 Yeah, exactly. What a scumbag. Exactly right. You know, yeah, it's interesting, dude. I mean, that Jimmy Carter shit was crazy, dude. I'm going to, Sam, I'll send you some of his more interesting audio letters that he did. Because the organic robotoids isn't the only crazy thing he talks about. I just happened to come across him years ago when I was researching the clone thing.
Starting point is 01:14:21 Because, you know, rapper B.O.B came out talking about the clones as well as flat earth. And I'm like, you know, this guy is about to make all of his dreams come true. He's doing songs with Lil Wayne. He's getting number one. He's hitting the chart so almost every month. And then he just comes out and says, the world is flattened. By the way, Eminem's a clone.
Starting point is 01:14:41 It's like, why would you do that? Why would you sabotage yourself unless this is an intelligent person, you know? Yeah, dude. And he kind of disappeared for a while, right? Like, dude, he came and did a show in Sacramento at this place called Harlows. And it's like this really janky club. We played Harlows. That was all one of the, that's where the PG&E people came.
Starting point is 01:15:05 I remember that. And creeped us out. The one with the big tits. Oh, now I remember. Yes. Actually, you know what's so funny? You guys got to come back to San Bernardino. Oh.
Starting point is 01:15:16 Yeah, I do remember that actually that one shot that you took. It was one shot. I didn't tell Jay it wasn't shot and then I don't make amends to you that. And I was like, I was looking at you like, I don't care. He was like, I'm doing this for me, mostly you idiot. And I was like, all right. I don't even know how long ago that was. That was the last time I ever tasted alcohol.
Starting point is 01:15:31 Two, three years? No, two, three years, are you nuts? It's like gotta be like seven or eight. No, you're right. It's when I first started doing stand-up. No, you're right. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's, it was during the, right after the Paradise Fires.
Starting point is 01:15:46 Yes, it was, it was right when I found it out about you guys because a coworker of mine, I was pissed off because I'm like, dude, every time somebody tries to go deep, Joe Rogan, like, changes the subject. And he's like, well, have you ever heard attention? foil hat was Sam Tripley and I was like no and I started listening to it and I was like that day I was like oh man this guy does the same podcast that I do and that was six years ago yeah so yeah he went he went and saw you guys and and told me it was a great show he's oh yeah Eddie's a flat earther like you he opens up he's all he's all don't tell girls you're a flat earth or you don't get pussy so so which is really whenever I ask hey any girls here believe flat earth they
Starting point is 01:16:26 raise your hand I'm like your points just went up three or four In that room, yeah. Yeah, for sure, for sure. So, so I feel like we're in this kind of place now where everything is coming out. I mean, you got me believing in clones. I think, and now I believe anything is possible. Like, anything is possible. Anything you see in the movies is possible.
Starting point is 01:16:49 Hard-wiring mysticism, dude. And it's just like Gary Wayne said. And you see these scientists doing it all the time. He's like, there's certain sins you can't come back from. and one of them is producing life. And I was like, oh, great, I got kids. No, he's like, no, dude. Creating like a Frankenstein.
Starting point is 01:17:08 Like creating a life outside of the God chosen path of, you know, through the womb. And so not. Like a homunculus. Yeah, homunculus and all that stuff. And then you kind of go into, like, is this what clones are? Yeah, 100%. It's a, it's a middle finger to God. It is manipulating God's natural DNA into what these beasts of the field,
Starting point is 01:17:34 aka Nephilim, the Raphaim, whatever you give the name you give them. That's what they're trying to do right now. It says in the days of Noah, right? So back then they were manipulating the DNA so that they themselves could become gods. And that's the biggest thing in the New Age religions today is you yourself are God, right? Well, it's like CRISPR. I mean, you're still kind of trying to be God, even with CRISPR. you're not really you're manipulating DNA yeah even if that stuff is scary man that stuff is
Starting point is 01:18:02 have you ever seen a kid that is from crisper we're not not even the crisper but like where parents like you'll have two same sex parents and they'll go and they'll be like okay I want these jeans with this this this and this and I I know somebody in my life that has a kid like that and I really hope they don't listen to this show but like their kid does not seem like it has a soul to me it's a different there's just something different about that kid. I wonder, yeah, that could be into MPC shit too.
Starting point is 01:18:32 You know, it's like, I think there's a lot of people here that are not that aren't, don't have souls. And they're just MPCs. Because what do you do? You're taking out a certain gene from out of there. Yeah, there is a God gene too, right? What if you get the wrong gene? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:48 Or you take the wrong gene now. You're trying to take the gene where your kid has green eyes, but you get the wrong one, kid has no fucking soul. I think the last of the tablo. subjects right now is fallen angels no I think people are talking about fallen angels flat earth
Starting point is 01:19:06 nukes are still there we got somebody on this show that doesn't dinosaurs yeah I guess dinosaurs but that that's more of a religious thing what else is left Hitler is kind of still
Starting point is 01:19:21 a big issue but I think that's a scary one too that is scary one too that is scary one because just talking about it can get you excommunicated from everywhere you go, right? I lost a best friend over it, man, because I did get kind of bad there. After I watched Europa, I fed into it. And I had to apologize to my audience, you know, like, I was like, oh, shit, I got duped again. Not only did I get duped with Q, but I got duped with this whole Hitler's been the greatest guy ever, you know? He was trying to, he was really trying to change the world for the good. And it's not.
Starting point is 01:19:56 Not the way it is. Yeah, I totally agree. What else is super, super taboo right now? Babylonians. I'm not sure if taboo is the word, though, right? Well, I mean, there's certain things. Oh, nukes, flat earth, Hitler, Babylonians. Those are anything if you...
Starting point is 01:20:14 Moon landing's still kind of up there. I think a lot of people are secretly believe that's not real. Yeah, but still secretly, like you still have to... But I mean, like, something if you bring up in the middle of a normie conversation will not only end the conversation, but probably end your friendship. Flat Earth, 100% of that. Flat Earth is like that. I don't think the nuke things is there.
Starting point is 01:20:32 Because people, I think most people would be kind of interested in your take on it. Like, oh, interesting, okay. Okay, maybe nukes, but I think. I don't think people get in their emotions about nukes. Do you get me? Like, I don't. Maybe COVID. Yeah, because you're not, you're not founded in nuclear weapons, right?
Starting point is 01:20:47 But when somebody tells you the world isn't the shape that you've thought it was your entire life, they're actually challenging your intelligence. And one of the smartest people I know in the world is Kurt Metzker, and he's like a supercomputer. He still can't go. Oh, viruses is the other one. Viruses. That's that now that's, yeah, that's wrong. Yeah, viruses is the other one that just, I mean, just people cannot understand it.
Starting point is 01:21:12 Flat Earth. What about Kurt? He's still a virus guy and he's still a round ball. Smarter's guy, you know? That might be an indicator to you. Maybe. He's pretty smart, man. I'm saying maybe listen to him.
Starting point is 01:21:26 Maybe he's got an idea or two. No, but he's... That doesn't give you any pause that the smartest guy you know. No. Okay. No, because things that he didn't believe three years ago, he now believes. Because it's this process that you go down once you start to go down rabbit holes. Yeah, it's fits and starts, though, you'll admit.
Starting point is 01:21:46 I mean, like he's talking about with Q, like some people believe that and now they don't. Well, okay. So Johnny, here's the thing is like you guys... No, Johnny. me about the is everybody trans thing. I don't want to go down that rabbit hole yet because it probably is true. I don't want to be out there talking about it, right? You don't want to see the picture of them transitioning? Dude, that's not that way for sure. With flat earth, man, it's just there are so many truths about it that the globe just doesn't hold a candle. And I think that these really smart
Starting point is 01:22:16 people, like yourself included, Johnny, don't want to go down there and be the crazy person. Well, I mean, speaking of literally going down there, I mean, you have Jaron, who was one of the best proponents of the flat earth. Now, debate, he just did a debate with, what's the guy's name that we had on the pod? Who I quite like. Yeah, I like, I forgot what his name is. I know you're talking about. I mean, and, I mean, they just had a debate on,
Starting point is 01:22:38 and now he's doing debates as someone defending the globe. Yeah. Because he went to Australia and saw, I mean, Antarctica, sorry, and saw the sun, circle of the sky. I still don't know how that is a proof of that. And I have friends. I have friends that were offered to go do that in his place and he ended up going. People have their price.
Starting point is 01:23:02 Oh, so you think those guys were bought is what you're saying, Jerry? Oh, yeah. Yeah, people have their price. Now, do you think they did not see that or they were paid to change their opinion? There was all kinds of fuckery going around with that entire experiment. And I'm already grounded. And like I believe we live in a hollowed out simulated flat realm that's run by ancient reptilians and fallen angels. I'm listening.
Starting point is 01:23:27 Wits it. That's who I was thinking of. Yeah. Wiss it. Was it? Yeah. And so I'm not like grounded into this. The earth is flat because I also believe that it's simulated so it could be simulated into anything that you believe it could be.
Starting point is 01:23:40 But there is no evidence for a spherical earth. There's just not. And with the with the whole debate where they went out there and did anything, I've already decided there's no point in me putting any more of my energy into this debate. There's other things that I could be talking about because I'm already, it's not even that I believe the earth is flat. I know that it is. There's just there's no shaking me. And it gets to the point where it's like really what you believe about around Earth you've never experienced. it's what you've been told and how to interpretate data.
Starting point is 01:24:16 If, Johnny, if like, let's say NASA for some reason we finally admitted, all right, we never went to the moon. NASA? Okay. Never admitted. If they decided to just light all their money on fire? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They said, we never went to the moon. Would you maybe believe that the Earth's flat? If NASA decided to burn all their billions of dollars that they laundered through their organization.
Starting point is 01:24:34 Yeah. Yeah. Like, I mean, I mean, if we never went on the moon, then that's back to NASA lying about everything. So if we, because I know, it's Nasha, it's literally the word to deceive in Hebrew. Yeah. Johnny, if we could leave Earth, then why are all these billionaires building bunkers? I have nothing to do with the space program, I doubt from its conception. Like, I don't.
Starting point is 01:24:57 Johnny once went to space camp for a week and didn't shit once. That's true. Is that real? Yeah. What the fuck? A whole week. How do you not? I mean, yeah, it's like a most famous story on.
Starting point is 01:25:07 They should have looked into you. They should have looked into you. Johnny has superpowers. Dude, I wanted to go to space camp so bad. Johnny, my grandma worked for, my grandma worked for JPL for her whole life. Oh, snaps. In Pasadena.
Starting point is 01:25:25 Well, you're, you're on this now. You're suspicious. Retired from. And it's funny because when I was little, I used to be really scared of aliens. And one night, I was crying because I didn't want to go to bed and my grandma was visiting. and I was like, the aliens, the aliens.
Starting point is 01:25:42 And my dad is like, they're not effing real. And she shut the door. And I hear my, I hear my grandma through the door. She says, now Brian, honey, you know that's not true. And I'm like, oh, my God. And I just freaked out even more. But yeah, no, so me being a flat earther is kind of crazy with my grandma working at JPL. Because still to this day, I have so-called satellite glossies from these satellites in a binder
Starting point is 01:26:08 that my grandma would send me all the time. And it's all bullshit, man. Your grandma was sioping you, dude. That's crazy. Or maybe she was siopped. She was compartmentalized. You know, most of those people that work for those organizations
Starting point is 01:26:22 really think that they're doing what they're doing. But think about this, dude. Think about it on a larger scale. Google, right? You Google something. You read it. You believe it's true. Most people do that.
Starting point is 01:26:33 So if this stuff is presented to them as employees, unless his grandma's running it, she may not know what she's looking at. You know, it's like what Bill Cooper said about all the documents he was handed. They wanted him to see that crazy shit so he could go talk about it and tell everybody about it.
Starting point is 01:26:53 Yeah. About the aliens and all that stuff. I don't know, man. You know, Alster Crowley said they'll come, angels and demons will come under a different name. And it's probably aliens. I agree. I agree. You know, and your boys, the Nephilim Desquot are hitting on that really hard lately. And I think they make some really, really good points about what is to come. So definitely think we need to get right with our, with whoever our higher power is because there's crazy things at foot.
Starting point is 01:27:25 Yeah. It's a demonic. I mean, at some point, God's going to flip the table. I'd like to flip it. I want to be a part of that. I'm just going to hope I'm right. I mean, I wish we could find out our score. Bro, you're down 3,000 points. How can I get back? You know, that doesn't matter. I know.
Starting point is 01:27:48 I mean, that's the beauty of it. You can repent, but still, I'd like to be right with the Lord. I'd like to be right. I know we got off of clones here, but I know we can always go back. Wrap this up. But I did want to play this kid boo video for you guys because he's saying, some pretty interesting stuff. So do you guys mind if I play that?
Starting point is 01:28:08 Yeah, let's do it. He's a rapper? Yeah, he's a rapper. I couldn't tell you one single song that he was. Yeah, me either. He's not that big, but that's how he got big from his stupid. Oh, I've seen this guy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:21 Yeah, great haircut. You look so great with that haircut. You imagine if he was fighting the Indians. They'd love to scalp him. He's the first guy. I scalp him. The Roacham-Bohen. Dude, imagine being like the tattoo audience.
Starting point is 01:28:38 What do you want me to do on your forehead? Are you sure? Yeah, you're going to have to sign a waiver, bro. Okay. I guess you originally were born in Jersey? Yeah, yeah. Originally, my first gen. I'm my second gen now.
Starting point is 01:28:53 That's why you see the celebrity births, say I'm born in Toronto, but that's false. My first gen was born in Jersey. However, I was cloned by clonate in Canada. Model number is 011-2568. Anyone wants to see the registration or cloning. Okay. Are you buying that?
Starting point is 01:29:17 Look at that look right there. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't doubt it, dude. I just don't know why the clones are talking about it. You know, if you Google that, something comes up called Sigma Aldrich. And it is so interesting. What is it? Okay. I googled that number he put in, and it says,
Starting point is 01:29:36 clone model number 011-2568 Whoa But what comes up is Okay, let me, hold on I love Johnny Actually doing the research right here on the show That's why he's here I touch my phone, people scream
Starting point is 01:29:53 Before he looks at do Speaking of clones Like she go on It's just a lot of clone right here Do clones have like full on human functions Like they cry, they take shits They throw up like you can Because my thing is like hold them off.
Starting point is 01:30:07 If you can't, just hold them off for 24. That's what I'm asking. Do clones are, do they have the same human functions? They got to go to sleep for eight hours? I don't know about human functions, but the best, the easiest way to spot a clone is that they don't have a belly button because there is no need for one. Oh, yeah. Whoa. He should have shown his belly.
Starting point is 01:30:27 If he's listening, I'll send you $100 to show us your belly. I think, yeah. Do you have a Patreon or something? Belly buttons only? Show us your belly button. But wouldn't that be in the clone, though, if it's everything in your body? I don't know. So rapper B-O-B even has a song.
Starting point is 01:30:46 He said in it, the hook is, show your belly button if you ain't a clone. Show your belly button if you ain't a clone. Oh, damn, dude. Oh, wait. I got a shirt off in this thing. Okay, let's see. Let's see if we can see him. Oh, you found him?
Starting point is 01:30:59 Well, I got him with no shirt on, but I'm trying to see it. I'm trying to see if his belly button comes into play at any point. Let me, uh, it's, it's an awfully shitty quality stream that he's on. Is everybody's shit shit? Let's see if, do you got, do you have this? Do you see this? Uh, all right. Let's see if we can get the audio. By cloneate and can't. Here, but.
Starting point is 01:31:23 See if we're, see a belly button. Yo, come over here. Sure, you want me to do this? Yeah, fuck that shit. All right. Oh, it's just him doing like some split screen shit. What y'all got to say now? You see him?
Starting point is 01:31:40 We got the same tattoo. Same hair. Same genetic structure. Here, look at my clone. Go ahead. What you got to say now? I mean, I'll wait all day. I guess you originally were born in Jersey.
Starting point is 01:31:56 Oh, so he actually, that is, I mean, if we're to believe him, then that was his clone. We just saw. Yeah. Thank you, Johnny. But the question is, is there a possibility of, doing that on a live. Was it a live stream? It was live on Instagram because the first thing I said when somebody had sent that to me, I was like, oh, I could easily do that with a split screen. Yeah. But then they were like, it's live on Instagram. And that was before we were able to use
Starting point is 01:32:23 stream yard and zoom and stuff to to do it on a board. You can do that, Johnny, on a live stream. Yeah, you could, you could have a, you could have a green screen for half the screen with a video playing on that half of the screen. That lines up perfectly like that? If you put in a few minutes to align it, yeah. Yeah, you could. Skeptical Johnny is back. Do I think this guy has the knowledge to do it?
Starting point is 01:32:47 No, somebody else obviously helped him with it. Do they actually touch each other? Like shake each other's hands or anything? No, they don't. They don't cross that midline. I'm running, scrolling it right now. I found a shirtless picture of him. Does he have a belly button?
Starting point is 01:33:01 Yeah, but it looks like a weird belly bind, but it's definitely bellybine. If you believe him, though, his clone is out in the world so you could not be seeing his clone you could be seeing the original so that's him right there that's a weird boy barn but there's weird ship below it too yeah he's got weird like he's got like a scar or something you know like uh that that tummy from the mommies you guys remember terran reed yeah they say that she's a clone and her belly button is like way up like really to the bottom of her rib cage yeah let's see that did you see that video of her the other day yeah yeah
Starting point is 01:33:35 that guy and she tried to blame that guy for essaying her or whatever and then the video thank god for that guy the video came out and she's just getting just she said i only had one drink and he dosed it and this bitch was just pounding like good good good good and then like they had the wheelchair her ass out of there i mean she would have let that guy burn just burn so so when that stuff happens those false essay allegations everyone wants the woman to go to jail for as long as the guy did but if you do that, you'll never have these women come out. Half the time.
Starting point is 01:34:07 I say half the time. No, they got to do like a month. You cannot, you cannot throw them away forever. You got to do something because then now all these girls just all, if I get it. Well, now they have,
Starting point is 01:34:19 they caught a felony and they're known as the liar. But if you, if you throw them in for too long, they're never going to come out and admit they lied. So you have to minimize that kind of punishment
Starting point is 01:34:31 because you'd rather get somebody innocent out of jail than to throw a guilty person in jail. Why the innocent guy is still in jail? I mean, so we need these people. You need to make it so they can come out and admit they're wrong. They start scaring. They're going to do three years, five years. They're never going to come out.
Starting point is 01:34:53 That's why they get no time. Yeah, I get what you mean. If it's hard to prove and then you've got to go to jail for not proving it. Well, if you go to jail for a false allegation, and then the woman wants to admit it, but she doesn't want to do a long jail term. You throw her two months, three months, and then she's right back out, but at least the innocent guy is out. Oh, he's a Raylian too. He's what?
Starting point is 01:35:16 He's one of that Rayalian religion, that boo guy, that kid boo guy, whatever that rapper. Yeah, the rapper. He's, you know, that religion that thinks that there's like an extraterrestrial species known as the al-a-heem that created humanity. What they say Elon Musk is too? Maybe. Isn't the guy that they worship something like Musk? No, there's no, no, there is no, it's an atheistic religion. They believe that there was this race of like aliens that created.
Starting point is 01:35:47 Anything but God, right? Anything but God. Man, this has been a crazy episode. Yeah, dude, I feel like we got four things left. And then I don't know what we're going to talk about if everyone starts believing everything. Yeah, truly. There'll be new stuff. Let me, let's send on some Epstein stuff because it's hot. Now, I think it's going to be hot for a long time.
Starting point is 01:36:07 I think somehow, some way these last three million emails are getting out. Well, you didn't hear that. They only gave us 2% supposedly, if we're going to believe what the government says. Oh, my God. How did this guy have any time unless kids with all this fucking emailing he's doing? Where are you getting the three, I haven't seen the three million number. Like, where are you? Because I've seen what you just said that by file. size. We've gotten like a
Starting point is 01:36:31 fraction by file size. Will you look up Jeffrey Epstein 3 million emails? My thing is what's what's considered a file? Is that a thread? Is that an email? It's basically anybody who set anything in. Yeah, well there is a section that they released
Starting point is 01:36:48 that is anybody who sent a tip in anonymously or otherwise like is also included that but they that was where all the Trump stuff came under that umbrella of like not all the Are we giving
Starting point is 01:37:01 validity to all of these Epstein files too? I'm not. That's what I'm saying. I think some of them are purposefully. Yeah, I think it's very weird that they're even doing this
Starting point is 01:37:12 to begin with. Like, at what point is the government going to implode on itself purposely? Yeah. Because if the government implodes,
Starting point is 01:37:21 does the Constitution go with that? And then once there's no constitution they come in and do a whole new set of rules that don't include free speech and don't include the right to carry arms. You know?
Starting point is 01:37:34 How is it that the Constitution even holds anything as far as weight goes anymore? Because any of these corrupt people could just get in there and be like, you know what? I don't like this anymore. Like, no, you guys can't have guns. But the Constitution, I don't give a fuck about a piece of paper. That's like, that's like a restraining order against a murderer, you know? It's like, what good is it going to do? It's a piece of paper.
Starting point is 01:37:55 There's got to be some sort of magical binding thing. Yeah, it's kind of. right which means they can't change it by their own rules they can't change it and I got where you're getting the number from the DOJ originally said way back when that there were possibly
Starting point is 01:38:14 up to 6 million pages whatever pages potentially responsive to the transparency act and then but they've only released 3.5 million so that would leave you know 2.5 million like if now He's saying there's only 2% of them are.
Starting point is 01:38:32 By file size, which suggests that it's... The second app is just... And I've said this, that's where all the darkness is. That's where all the darkness is. And you can't release that either. Like, you can't. I mean, how, what, do you have them, what, go in and someone literally, do we want that? Like, blow to the face?
Starting point is 01:38:53 You mean a blur to the faces out, kind of? I would want stills with no... nothing but of faces of like politicians and people in power and yeah yeah I want that but I don't think I even want to see a censored snuff film or something
Starting point is 01:39:13 you know what I mean like but someone's got to watch it I get what you're saying Johnny but yeah yeah somebody's got to watch it what about these these incredible autistic kids that were breaking down all of the 8chan and 4chan Q breakdowns like let them take a look at this stuff and decipher what's
Starting point is 01:39:29 what it is. Yeah, the autistics will save us. Yes, absolutely. They're freaking Superman and women. Yeah, there are autistic women out there. Brad, great show, dude. Catalyst, great show, dude. Be both of those. Be both of those. Great show, dude. Glad you came on. Hope you had a good time. We'll do it again soon, dude. One more time, tell them where they can find you. Yeah, Catalyst Jones, White Rabbit Podcast. You guys can find me everywhere where you consume your podcast. Keep a look out on me because I think Sam just talked to me into putting something
Starting point is 01:40:04 back up on YouTube. And I do want to say to something out there for anybody that's experiencing the shadow ban and not getting where you want to get, keep at it, man, because it's been a dream of mine to be on this show for six years and I kept being persistent and I did it. And here we are. So don't give up, guys. You can make it. You're the man, Catalyst. I love you, buddy. You're the best. All right, let's break down the Yep. So, all right, what did you guys think, Catalyst Jones? Good pod. Yeah, good one. I thought it was a great one. I loved it. I love, uh, I love those times where you kind of can go anywhere with a guest. And, you know, we dropped some
Starting point is 01:40:40 truth bombs, some real truth bombs, dude. He's way into the cloning. I didn't even know that that was like that. I'm not sure about that rapper guy, but some of those were pretty interesting to me, like compelling as like a possibility. Yeah, I mean, the belly button. That made me question. You ever seen Sam's belly button? No. No, no, no. Okay. I got you guys to see it.
Starting point is 01:41:02 I was all free for you guys. Some guys are jerking off to my belly button now. Oh, I knew it was that good. I knew it. I knew it, man. So good. I almost thought he was a clone, but he's not. Sam's Jizz Trap.
Starting point is 01:41:20 Mother Nature's Jiz Trap. Sam's Harry Jist Trap. Yeah, great episode. That would suck. I thought that was rocking. I do think Donald Marshall is a little crazy. He's like, I wrote every song. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:41:37 Imagine being like, staying alive, stay in alive. So it's like, dude, we could use that song. Think about how many songs there are. And you're like, I came up with every song. Okay, you lost me at that. But I do, I do think a lot of the other stuff, there's, I mean, at this point, is anything not on. the table. No, fuck no, bro. You know, it's like, I'm open-minded to it. Let me know what you think.
Starting point is 01:42:01 The line has moved so far from where it was, what, five years ago? No, how about three years ago? Yeah, three years ago, sure. We brought up satanic panic. Satanic panic. Have you ever seen the theory about Mrs. Dot Firehouse? Oh, yeah, that's crazy, dude. It looks exactly like that fucking teacher. 100%, dude. Do you know what the theory is? Supposedly that's to traumatize the kids that were in it. Imagine you're that kid that got molested by that girl, and then you go watch this is Douthfire. They made a movie for like three people?
Starting point is 01:42:30 Yeah. No, there was a bunch of kids. Even you respect to victims. God, you're so cold sometimes. No, I mean, that's just,
Starting point is 01:42:39 did you like the movie? That was a weird movie. Miss Daufire was fire. Yeah, that was a great movie. I mean, Robin Williams was an all-time great, dude.
Starting point is 01:42:46 He was a star. I feel like, I'm going to say something that's going to piss Johnny off. Oh, no. I feel Ryan Reynolds was almost at, talented. Like he could-
Starting point is 01:42:57 Why would that piss me off? Well, because he's turned out to be a real asshole. Is he? Oh, yeah, dude. Or is it just his girl? No, the Blake lively stuff? But that's him. That's his girl.
Starting point is 01:43:06 I don't know about that, dude. A girl can twist you up, man, make you a dick. So you're just sending paragraphs to everybody shitting on this guy? No, that's a good point, man. It's just like. But she could be, I just imagine her like standing over his shoulder, now say this, yeah. With her strap on. Get it right.
Starting point is 01:43:22 Or get it now. This doesn't come out until you've been. The guy. Ryan. That's the saddest thing, dude. This guy I thought was like absolutely the perfect person. I mean, insanely good looking.
Starting point is 01:43:38 If you want to be able to sit down while you're watching your soccer team play over there. You want to not walk funny on Death Pool 7? You better send this text. The floating Tesla bikes, by the way. That's it. Those are fake. Oh, come on, Johnny. I hate you.
Starting point is 01:43:52 The show. It's AI. I hate you on the show. Dude, people were presenting. presenting AI stuff as if it's real all the time now. Why can't we have... Like, stop giving us shitty shit. Just stop lying to her.
Starting point is 01:44:03 Stop lying to us. I don't know how you do it with the First Amendment, but if someone's constantly lying, you should take them off the platform. Like, dude, they do that now with basketball. Like, they'll be like, Sturr or Silver shuts the WMBA, season's over. You're like, that never happened. The problem is who decides who's lying. Tom Brady's going to play for the Raiders.
Starting point is 01:44:27 You're like, that's just a total fucking lie. Yeah. It's just you're lying for clout, and it's like annoying. So I know. Mugshot is just started doing it, bro. Putting AI stuff up there and skits and stuff. Oh, dude, that's bullshit. Mug Shards.
Starting point is 01:44:41 If they're not hot criminals for real, I want nothing to do it. Did you see that one where that girl, the guy was like video in her in the cop car and he was like, was it worth it? And she was like, yeah, it was. and she made it look like she wrecked that guy. That guy's car. Yeah, that was totally fake. Oh, they splice stuff together? No, it was AI apparently in a sketch or something.
Starting point is 01:45:02 But here's my, and I've said it, how long till there's a software where I can upload this video and figure out if it's AI or not? It's coming. It's coming. Yeah, where I download this. That's what's going to happen. You're going to need AI the battle AI. Yeah, AI has to be on top of AI. An arms race.
Starting point is 01:45:17 An arms race of AI. Yeah, that's where it's going to go. I'm not an AI maximist. at all. I think some of it is shadow in the cave for sure. But I think guys go to samtribly.com grab your tickets
Starting point is 01:45:32 to see me in Vegas. Those are free tickets by the way. Bakersfield, Yuma, Hollywood, Batavia. Come on down. What was that one in a library? Yeah, I'm doing my old improv troupe. That's the one that's in the
Starting point is 01:45:48 library? Oh, that's cool. It's just and I told them, listen. Is it going to be clean? Like is it? Well, there's going to be a bunch of people from the synagogue there. Really? Yeah. And I'm like, if you tell me to be clean, I can work clean. Other people doing dick jokes in rehearsal. I'm like, what are you guys doing? Are you guys are going to You been rehearsing? Well, on Zoom? I've been to a couple rehearsals. On Zoom? Yeah, yeah. It's really hard. Yeah, but I told them, like, you're doing what, 10 games? You're doing like 12 games?
Starting point is 01:46:18 If I'm in one or two, I'm fine. I don't need to be a lot. I just want to come see everything. everybody. I'm really just hanging out. Oh, it would be nice if you could actually record it and actually post it on Instagram. I'm sure someone's going to record it and they're going to put it out. What's it called again? Your group?
Starting point is 01:46:31 The mutiny. Mutiny. I like that. Johnny, can I send you something real quick? I'm going to send it to you if you can play. My phone or email? I'll send it to your phone.
Starting point is 01:46:40 If you could send it to email, I would get done faster. You're doing old school fucking skits or something? We're doing improv games. No, no, but the video you're sending, is it an improv video? Oh, yeah. Have you seen it? No. Oh, it's so funny how bad it is, dude, these people doing the improv.
Starting point is 01:46:58 It's so bad. Okay, Johnny, I got to send it this way. My email doesn't work. It's so funny, dude. It's so bad. And it makes me laugh. And it's just, I'm just going to tell you, this is why woke works in Hollywood. You'll watch this.
Starting point is 01:47:15 You're going to be like, oh, this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen in my life. Johnny just gave it to you. It's super fun. As you're looking at, Batavis. and then the big show. That's right, everybody. The big show. I'm going to be at the mothership.
Starting point is 01:47:28 We're all going to be at the mothership. Very excited. The booths are already sold out. The more expensive ones are sold out. That's cool to see. So grab your tickets now because it looks like the tickets are selling like hot cakes. Like hot cakes. Hot cakes.
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Starting point is 01:48:00 Premium content is on fire, guys. I'm putting out two or three a week. It's the best you can get. It's more topical than the show is. This is more evergreen. Johnny, can you tell us a little bit about the investment, cash daddies? Yes. We have a Patreon.
Starting point is 01:48:20 Patreon.com slash cash daddies. You can mostly find how he doy there because he's the only one who knows anything about investing. You know how to invest. You're pretty good at. Well, I mean, but I mean he's actually a guy who, you know, passed his series exams and was worked on Wall Street. And you can really get, you know, inside kind of knowledge on investing and preparing for retirement, all that stuff. And he's also a funny person. So enjoy, enjoy that.
Starting point is 01:48:49 Go check it out. Yeah. Sorry, I'm pulling it. No, it's totally fine. And then go down. Chaos Twins are coming. I've got to watch that this week. And then all of our affiliates, guys.
Starting point is 01:48:59 It's a really important shell. It's golden silver, mineral king, Patrick, aquacure, hydrogen, brown gas, Harley Ray. My man, I took my supplements today, chemical free body, EMF, if you want to decentralize website, Prometheus, and then, of course, Brain Supreme. Anything else? Hit that light, buy and go check out my podcast. X X-Germarks the spot. My co-host was in the gate program, so we go down that rabbit rabbit hole. Big tits was in the gates program. Yep. I don't know why she didn't stay. Yeah. Big tits. She probably, she probably was too much of a rebel. Did you drink some pink drink,
Starting point is 01:49:35 Johnny? Yeah, Johnny did. She talks about that pink drink too. Yeah, I don't remember. Yeah, I, it's funny. Sorry, no, I don't. It was all just. It was all a dream. Weird. I mean, the testing was weird for sure. Yeah. I can't believe they didn't ask, uh, turn to an MK ultra sex kid. It's unbelievable. Good for you, Chilly. You should imagine they would have made me into a trans. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You'd be here having a female. You're already one.
Starting point is 01:50:03 And just go Samtribby.com. Back to the, back to the, back to. I got your thing here if you want. Okay, let's watch this real quick. All right. You're still, are you still in the, oh, he's got to be in the Zoom for this. This is fucking, you should have sent to him. Sent to him. Sent to him.
Starting point is 01:50:16 I just got to send you the link, actually. Because remember, that's the only way we found to do this. I, uh, I just got to say the episode is. great, open my eyes to cloning. It's like, why not? Dude, we've been crushing these shows, dude. We've had nothing but great shows. We're in a real good stride.
Starting point is 01:50:32 And the truth of the matter is we could do this show forever, because we're the news. We're basically the news. We're the news minus like standards and professionalism and... Which is what I want. My nudes. Anything resumling research. In my nudes. That's what I want in my nudes.
Starting point is 01:50:49 Standard and professionalism. Actually, if you want to hop in on that, I know. Oh, the Zoom? Yeah. Yeah, and then you'll have for him to see it. I can play. It was all a dream. Is it audio that's most relevant, Sam, what did you say?
Starting point is 01:51:03 No, it's, you got to watch it. You got to watch it. Yeah. It's so hilariously bad. Oh, that, okay. So it's really shitty? It's so bad. Like really shitty.
Starting point is 01:51:16 No, that's not it. That's a Zoom meeting. Yeah, he's putting me in the Zoom meeting. Oh, so you did get it? Yeah. Okay. Okay, this is a zoom in a zoom No, no, no, just one's...
Starting point is 01:51:27 Let him in, Johnny. He's not, I don't see him. This is so much for... That computer of his is such a... Yeah, you ruined our computer, you piece of shit. It's, I don't know, I mean... Yeah, there, it is... It's so crazy how long it takes to come up.
Starting point is 01:51:44 So now we share. Okay, play it. It's so funny. Make sure you to mute yourself, actually. This is so bad. It's so hilarious, dude. It's so bad. You guys are like, you made us watch this?
Starting point is 01:51:59 When was this? How long ago? Somebody sent it. It's not my trip. The airline pilot. Watch this. This is so bad. This thing comes equipped with auto power, right?
Starting point is 01:52:11 So bad. This guy's confidence in the middle. These are your people? No. No. Three. Groundlings falling off. Is this thing a sick or manual?
Starting point is 01:52:29 By the way, the trans crushes. Yeah. He's this flight tower. He just keep yelling at me over the headset. See, he gets nothing. The whole time. That guy gets nothing. How do I get the sit on the ground?
Starting point is 01:52:41 He got nothing. This is so bad. Shit, I forgot my keys. I fucking hate it. If you hit the birds, you get five points. Here we go. This guy's getting... Hang on tight, passengers.
Starting point is 01:52:56 We're going to do a barrel. He got a little bit. He got a little bit. It was him. laughing. They have no. Oh, another plane. Let's say hi.
Starting point is 01:53:05 The trans just crush it. Every time. Yes, this is your captain speaking. Anyone a pilot? This fucking music, dude. His guy bombed. I decided we're going to take a tip to the ocean for some fun. I don't think, dude.
Starting point is 01:53:19 What? To us the airline pilot. Stop it. It's done. So are those guys there to like try to get pussy? No. They're there because they want to learn to act. And this is part of learning to act.
Starting point is 01:53:31 Yeah, it's a lot of people trying to get comfortable on stage. He's so bad. And it's like his wasn't that bad compared to everybody else. But dude, they ice that dude. And then the trans came off and just otanied every time. I think partly because she said something about a stick and, you know, she cut this off. Oh, is that plain? Let's go say hi.
Starting point is 01:53:54 Is that what she said? I didn't make that one out. Yeah. Oh, God. Dude, most improv is brutal. Johnny, not the mutiny. not the mutiny, but I get
Starting point is 01:54:06 second hand. It's called the kill bill of improv that's how good it is. Multi-layer. Do you guys get a second-hand embarrassment where you can't look at stuff sometimes if it's really embarrassed? I get that and I tell why I can't go to improv.
Starting point is 01:54:17 No, I start laughing harder. Really? See it movies and stuff when shit's embarrassing. Like that Nathan for you stuff when it gets really like I can't even look. I can't stop laughing, dude. I feel like a dog, you know, after I ate Johnny, you are a dog. All right, guys.
Starting point is 01:54:33 I got a dog am, me, though. Enjoy the highlights. Here's a clip from the latest broken sim. We'll just play a little bit of this. It was originally Obama, which makes the thing they work together. Obama went on this podcast. 100% Johnny, bang, bang, pow. And they asked Obama, I'll just play the clip.
Starting point is 01:54:50 They asked Obama about aliens. And this was his response to the question. they're real but I haven't seen them and and and they're not what is it area 51 there's no underground facility unless there's this enormous conspiracy they hit it from the president of the United States okay that was his ball that's a lie okay that's a lie
Starting point is 01:55:24 all right there's literally a court case in which the employees of the that the base that Obama said doesn't exist filed a lawsuit against US government their employers that's a lie okay that's a lie second of all we've discussed this many times on many of my shows okay is that the real the real um base isn't area 51 that's just the smoke screen everyone stares at it's in the mountain the mountain Like 10 miles away is hollowed out. Well, that is what he said, right? He said it's not at Area 51.
Starting point is 01:56:03 He didn't say it's not. I thought he said there's no Area 50. That's not real. Well, I don't, because I think there is, I mean, I think that's probably record, right? Yeah. I think he said they're not underground is what he said. Well, I mean, in the mountain is technically underground. I suppose.
Starting point is 01:56:19 Yeah, I suppose it is. But, yeah, I'll play it again. And then we'll play what Trump said in response. Kept in, what is it? Area 51. There's no underground facility unless there's this enormous conspiracy and they hit it from the president of the United States. Which to me is, I'm sure there's tons of things that are plausibly hidden from the president. I mean, I don't, that doesn't.
Starting point is 01:56:46 Yeah, I agree, Johnny. Blink like that they might not tell the president about something. So this was, so then someone asked President Trump on, I think it was. I love this. I love this. Oh, that guy. He should have said that. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:57:00 Should I say? Yeah. Here we go. Yeah. Yeah. Barack Obama said. He plays a right information. He's not supposed to be doing that.
Starting point is 01:57:16 That's his lying face. Like, kind of has that weird like. Totally. A smirk. Yeah. That smirk will you smell a fart? But you're trying to figure out who did it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:57:26 Yeah. And you know it's you. So. Yeah. Yeah. No. You're 100% right. Dude.
Starting point is 01:57:32 That's, that's, that's his. Today, I was out on a play. Lane, Johnny. And like, they gave me the worst seat. I was the right before the exit row, couldn't go back, bathroom right here. Oh, no. Fat guy right next to me. And he was upset because he had a fat guy right next to him. So it was two fat guys sitting next to each other. Wait, you're just on the window or in the middle? I'm in the aisle. And we're, we're trying to position each other. So we're nice to the other one and now overtaking it. But we got so little space. We're both working with that we just ended up feeling each other up the whole show so i got felt up by fat guy
Starting point is 01:58:09 it's terrible yeah yeah but i couldn't stop dropping bombs on this guy i mean just full on fukashira on this dude just bob just bocashira i don't know what it was the japanese yeah that place straight off fukashima so fukashira i'm pretty sure it's the japanese place down the street for me is a delicious tacos. I wonder the Japanese are celebrating Chinese New Year. They probably have their own new year. They have these sushi tacos that are just to die for. Oh, really? I've never had sushi tacos before. Oh yeah, it's good, bro. Fukushima, check it out. That's a face of whoever smelted
Starting point is 01:58:50 dealt it. That's what he's doing right there. So I was playing the rest of it. Look at that smile face. Isn't that supposed to be doing that? He just kidding. Like, he's not good anymore at it. He's like, oh my God, here we go. Listen to him, though. Listen to the way he says it. He says, I don't know. I never talk about it. No, I don't have an opinion on it. I never talk about it. A lot of people do. A lot of people believe it. You believe it, Peter?
Starting point is 01:59:21 He has a very much Dane Cook delivery in how he delivers stuff. He repeats the same thing over again. Yeah, he does, doesn't he? Like, you know, that was very much Dane Cook. in his earlier year. So he's like, I'm just walking. So I'm walking. I'm walking. I'm walking. Walk.
Starting point is 01:59:39 Walk. Act out. Say it again. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. That's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's
Starting point is 01:59:46 that. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, the dang cook of presidents. The president can declassify anything that he wants to. So maybe I'll get him out of trouble. I may get him out of trouble by declassified. We know illegal aliens. Even classified.
Starting point is 01:59:57 Oh, man. so then. So then, so this is, you know, it seems like, okay. . Yeah. You know, he's just talking shit as he does. And then a day later, we get a truth, a truth from him on truth. Johnny, you love dropping truths.
Starting point is 02:00:11 Oh, boy, do I love truth. That's the thing about you, Johnny. And just, I mean, it's just like, did you, do you, I would love to know what you, the order of these operations were for him, what you think they were. So he truth's this. Based on the tremendous interest shown, I will be directing the Secretary of War. I love that, by the way, the Secretary of War again. and other relevant departments and agencies to begin the process of identifying and releasing government files related to alien and extraterrestrial life,
Starting point is 02:00:42 unidentified aerial phenomena, and unidentified flying objects, and any and all other information, any and all connected to these highly complex. Can you take the website cookies down, please? We're stirring at website cookies. Connected to these highly complex. connected to these highly complex but extremely interesting and important matters. God bless America. Yeah. I mean, what do you think the order?
Starting point is 02:01:09 Do you think that one, I got multiple questions. You think Obama coordinated that with him. Do you think the question from Peter Ducey was planted? Yes. Okay. How far bad? So I think it's on orders put out, hey Obama, we're going to get this going. You say this and then trouble follow up with this.
Starting point is 02:01:29 and that's how it went. Like it wasn't maybe directly like that. Or maybe it's like, hey, man, just slow roll out these fuck. Slow, I guarantee that Obama gets the questions early. Right. Hey, here's the questions this guy's going to be asking you. Like, tease it, tease it. And then we have Trump come from the top or I'll drop it down with it.
Starting point is 02:01:54 Who dealt his smell to just drop the hammer on you. And here we are. we're going. And Johnny, you know, I'm just going to say this. I was talking about us last night. If you'd like to hear the rest of this episode, subscribe to Broken Simulation in your podcasting app or check us out at YouTube.com slash Sam Tripoli. Wake up, Aaron. This is only the beginning. Dude, you just blew my mind.
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