Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #975: Cultural Slop With Jay Dyer and Jamie Dyer Hanshaw

Episode Date: March 20, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Iran is just like hitting all of our allies. Now the new talk is that we only have, and this is the craziest shit to me, we only have a week's worth of missiles left. That's what they're saying. We only have a weeks worth of missiles left to defend our allies. Oh, what the fuck are you guys who are talking about? Global controls will have to be imposed.
Starting point is 00:00:26 And a world governing body will be created to a, to enforce them. Welcome to tinfoil half. We go deep, home, boy. Aaron, open your mind. Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere. That's some interdimensional shit.
Starting point is 00:00:53 Wake up, Aaron. This is only the beginning. Dude, you just blew my mind. ready to get your mind below. I cast it. And welcome to Tinfoil hat live from the Wise Wolf Gold and Silver Studios. That's right. Wolfpack Gold.
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Starting point is 00:01:33 They're on a Cali tour right now hitting up all the big shows. Very excited to have them here. Please welcome Jay and Jamie Dyer. How are you? Good, man. Glad to be back here. I think this is like our seventh or eighth time with you.
Starting point is 00:01:47 Awesome. Yeah. So it's always a blast. One of the funest podcasts to do for sure. We always crack up. And I was re-listening to you and Jamie Kennedy actually eight months ago. That was a really funny episode. I love Jamie.
Starting point is 00:02:01 We were dying laughing at that episode. I love, Jamie. You know, he's a very brave man for wanting to... He got, he was like blown away when I impersonated him in the interview. He was like, that's not my life. And I'm like, well, show me how to do it. He goes, ha, ha, ha, ha. Exact same thing. Yeah. I was like, come on, dude. Impersonations are so amazing to me. They had Frank Kelly Endo on, whose show was Andrew Santinos. And I was like, I mean, that guy was nailing it all. And you can do great impressions.
Starting point is 00:02:34 Are you good at any? No. Can you do Trump? Yeah, who can't do Trump? I know, but that's what I'm saying. That's the easiest one. Yeah, that's the easiest one. Yeah, Trump's like Christopher Walken or something.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Bush is easy too. Obama's somewhat easy. But man, the guys who could do really do it, it's like truly amazing. Again, you've been on the show a bunch of time, but real quick, where can they find you guys and promote you? Well, website is jasonnelsis.com. And then my wife, Jamie Dyer, she also does a YouTube channel and conspiracy-based podcast as well. She's been writing and
Starting point is 00:03:05 vibing in this domain for many years also. And her podcast is Jamie Hanshaw-Dyer on YouTube and you go to my shop there in the website and you can get Jamie's books and my books there and Esther Clywood Part 3 is
Starting point is 00:03:21 finally. I think last time we were on it was almost out, but it wasn't out. How many books you got guys? I've written four. She's written three. Wow. I barely read that many books. So one thing I want to ask you guys about, we can get in anything you want to get into,
Starting point is 00:03:43 is kind of in this place right now where, like, conspiracies seem to be in. People tend to not call them conspiracy anymore. They're called facts. Is there a part of you that is like, you know, this is great, but could it be bad for business? meaning that if everyone's talking about it, what was going to be the unique thing we talk about? That's an interesting question.
Starting point is 00:04:12 And you've been doing 10 full half for what? Nine years. This year will be, in December, will be 10, which is crazy. Yeah. So, I mean, I got into conspiracy stuff in 2003, maybe a little bit earlier. I wrote a book about the UN, United Nations being a socialist thing. Listen to Alex Jones, 2003, loose change, all that stuff. So back then with Google video and like message boards, nobody was into conspiracy stuff.
Starting point is 00:04:38 It was like the nerdiest of the nerdiest dudes that were into that. So to see this kind of be super mainstream now, basically the biggest shows out there, biggest podcasts are all largely conspiracy based is wild. And to be able to talk about places in the Middle East, which you couldn't talk about for so long. I think that it's a, there's a glut in the market because everybody in their aunt has a podcast. is really weird. But I think that if you don't have something unique to offer, if you don't have like solutions, that kind of stuff,
Starting point is 00:05:11 you're going to fall by the wayside because if everybody has a conspiracy podcast, nobody has a podcast. Yeah. Now, Jamie, any thoughts on that? Well, on one hand, we're being vindicated now that all of these Epstein files is coming out and just how all of the information is becoming more widespread acceptable. but like he said on the other hand, you watch people soar past you
Starting point is 00:05:36 that get a lot of things wrong. So you can be like super frustrated at that. And some retard on TikToks like already had a million followers. Like you've been talking about this show for like 10 years. It's so weird, right? It's really weird. You know, you guys are probably dealing with the same thing we deal with,
Starting point is 00:05:53 which is tombstone algorithms. And that is that, you know, they don't forget. They're like, hey man, we're open-minded. Come talk. about it and then they're like yeah but we haven't forgot about you yeah we know what you said you caused all this and we're going to still pound on you why shiny object person just flies by uh yeah it's kind of crazy so the question i have for you and i you know i've gotten in debates with people on my other podcast um so the whole thing is like you know there's so much misinformation so much
Starting point is 00:06:24 disinformation out there i don't quite know what the difference is uh in those two things but I hear about it all the time. But the question becomes, is it, do you, would you rather, and this might seem like a pretty obvious answer, but sometimes it isn't. But would you rather have a hyper paranoid population that could get some stuff wrong or a population kind of like in the year 2000? A lot of people sleep, a lot of people trust in the government and all that stuff. stuff, but there isn't this push of all this, what you would say or anyone would say is misinformation, disinformation. So the question is, what is better for humanity and the country, a paranoid population or a, you know,
Starting point is 00:07:16 very trusting population? That's a tough question. I think a lot of people can't handle a lot of the information that's come out. And even with all of the most extreme elements of the Epstein stuff that's been indicated everything that we've talked about in the conspiracy domain from like human human consumption to blackmailing the you know world leaders to being a you know Rothschild associated thing like all of that vindicates everything that we talked about but then within like one week of that dropping you get oh well now there's a new Iran war so
Starting point is 00:07:50 forget all of that stuff it's all been pushed to the wayside probably partly by design I mean I know they had the war kind of in the plans and the works for a while but it's a perfect way to distract from all of that coming out. I said that right away. But I think a lot of population can't handle it. And unfortunately, they've been kind of deracinated, desensitized. They then just scroll to the next thing. It's like, you know, scroll, oh, here's a war in Iran and people are getting blown up by drones.
Starting point is 00:08:17 Or here's a giant bot. Oh, here's a giant cat, AI cat that's, you know. Do you think that's why they're releasing the files like that, like little by little, so that we can kind of take it in and not. be so like, or, I mean, if you dump it all at one time, you know, everyone can focus on it. If you pick your times, you dump it. Like, hey, I ran war. Here's a little dump over here while everyone's looking over here.
Starting point is 00:08:43 And then they can say they did it and then everyone's distracted. Or also did they release all of this as a like deracinating, demoralizing thing. Be like, look, yeah, here's all your billionaire political leaders involved in. the worst stuff and nobody gets in trouble so here's a giant middle finger to you. Or do you think the war is like a thing we're like, yo, we're at war? Are we really going to worry about pedophiles?
Starting point is 00:09:08 No, but yeah. We're at war. Come on. I'm at the same time. I'd rather not die than arrest him to be honest. Trump said that. Trump was kind of when he was beginning to veer in the worst directions possible, he was like, why are we talking about this guy Epstein? What's the problem? Get over it. Come on.
Starting point is 00:09:24 This guy up to. Probably the best guy out there, probably. Come on, I've been working on it. Everybody could do a Trump, but another big could do a good show. Yeah, I'm with you on that. That was fire. Yeah, so that's it. Like, you know, obviously I have friends of mine that have very, very, very popular comedy podcast,
Starting point is 00:09:46 and they've been getting a lot of heat, particularly from the left, particularly from left comedians and content creators that Trump is in office, because of them, they are the reason we're in this position, which makes me laugh. You know, I don't want to load the question to give me the answer I want. But is there, do you have a feeling that these podcasts had something to do with that? Or since you are into the occult and all that stuff, it was Trump like preordained? Like I have a feeling like this is all a part of a script. even like the Joe Biden shit, like, oh, Trump got screwed, Biden's it.
Starting point is 00:10:33 And then he does all the things that Trump is having a reaction to. It's, you know, you got all these books written about him, little Baron Trump, the last president, the king of the Jews, all this stuff that he's either directly, not directly mentioned, but it's pretty obvious he's, it fits his profile. Like, do you have any thoughts on that? I mean, it could go either way. Like, you could have a situation where they kind of corralled and nudged him in different directions, the establishment. If you remember the previous, when he ran for the first four years when he was in, the CIA was constantly talking about, like, we can nudge him in this direction or we take him out or we do this with that.
Starting point is 00:11:19 So I think they try to corral and control him. That makes more sense to me than it being completely controlled because a lot of the stuff that he did, he didn't have to do that stuff. Like if it was just all faking gay, like they could have, they had a much easier route that was all faking gay. And he did many things that did damage a lot of the, you know, international technocratic elite stuff, which I don't think if the goal was to get all this in place.
Starting point is 00:11:47 And a lot of these elitists, they've said, like in the last several years, like we're behind schedule. You know, even Brzezinski said before he die, like the global league plans have been set back to 10, 20 years. So they can readjust. and re you know, I mean, they have AI way more advanced than what they've given us. So I'm sure they can do all the different actuaries of like, okay, well, if he does this, what do we do?
Starting point is 00:12:08 So I think it's more sensible that they kind of just corral and nudge them in different directions. And then who knows what kind of things were said. But also in the first, one of his first books, I can't remember if it's Art of the Deal or one of the other ones, like back in the 80s. In the first chapter, he says something like, you know, I was studying Kabbalah under one of these New York, cobblist guys. I don't think that Trump is like super deep into esoterica. I think he just sees it like a lot of people do. Connections.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Like Madonna, it's connections and it's like, you know, self improvement and only I want to go to the Kowalya and improve myself, make some business connections. Probably like that because, again,
Starting point is 00:12:46 I don't, Trump does not come off as like an esoteric master, like some sort of, you know, wizard or something like that. So I think he was corral, but also, there could be another scenario,
Starting point is 00:12:55 yeah, where there was much more planning involved that, you know, scripted this. I don't know. We just did a two-part show on my channel called Internet Hate Machine. And I kind of went back to... That's a great name for a band.
Starting point is 00:13:09 Yeah, the beginning of, like, 4chan. You remember 4chan, 8-chan, those websites, because it came out in these recent Epstein files that Jeffrey Epstein was a big poster on political and 4-chan, and Galane was a big poster on Reddit. So you have Epstein kind of guiding the hard right and Galane guiding the hard left on Reddit, right? Wow.
Starting point is 00:13:35 So we talked about the movie V for Vendetta and all the predictive programming in there. They had the vaccines, the blowing up of the parliament, the taking down on the government. The idea that you are now a vigilante, justice person because you're V, right? and that was a big symbol for Anonymous on 4chan is the Guy Fox. Yes. Who was the original fall guy for this plot that had a lot more intricate details than just a couple guys wanting to blow. Yes. So we followed that.
Starting point is 00:14:10 V for Vendetta, 4chan, and actually Chaos Magic. Have you heard of that, I'm sure? Yes. For those who have and what is chaos magic? For XG. Yes, I have to know. idea that you can affect things in the mundane world with your imagination. It's basic magic, but it's a lot of like sigil-making, symbolism, charging symbols with your sex juices.
Starting point is 00:14:38 And so they were big into this on 4chan at the time that like Trump was starting to become a candidate against Hillary. And if you know anything about the internet culture, 4-chan culture, a lot of it has to do. with absurdity. Right? So who is the most absurd candidate that we can back? Pepe. Pepe, right? So that's another interesting part is they took Pepe, and he became this, like, symbol of all right.
Starting point is 00:15:08 Meant, Nick Fuentes stuff. Right. So there is a lot of occult things going on in just the political board of 4chan. Like, that's where we get that flag that has the brown and. pink, like the whole rainbow flag. That was made as a joke. And then the left took it and it became a thing. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:15:30 The trans flag was a joke? Yeah. Because if you put four of them together, it made a plastic. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So a lot of this underground stuff is just because it's absurd. And they wanted to see if they could get their candidate in the White House through me. almost like the original version of going viral.
Starting point is 00:15:56 Because like going viral literally, it's like we're in this weird place in society where the only things we see are the things that go viral and those are the extremes and absurd. So it becomes like this is the norm because it's the only thing we see. And then now everyone's acting like a retard. Yes. You know, it's like there's something going to happen with these influencers because it's getting crazy. Like I don't mind like when they had the boxing going on. You have a rapper versus the gypsy. What's his name?
Starting point is 00:16:30 Tyson Fury? No, it's like gypsy. It's like the guy that just goes on these streaming sites and people pop up and he just calls everybody the N-word. Gypsy Crusader. Gypsy Crusader. They had a big boxing match there. So like that stuff is like in its place.
Starting point is 00:16:48 I don't mind it. Like I've always said like society should be. like the wire the show and we just should find like five blocks and be like influencers go there do whatever stupid shit you want to do there if you're in there you're going to be affected by influencers anything outside here we beat your ass and throw you in jail like that should be the rule because you're not but it's like now they're harassing people they're physically violent with people like this one guy in new york i i don't even know how you think that's a good idea he would just run up the random people and DDT them.
Starting point is 00:17:23 Whoa. That's where you grab them by the back of the hat and go boom. And that's done on a canvas that goes in, not on the concrete. And somehow they thought that was a good idea and he would become famous off that. And then we also see that influence now to do something so big that everyone talks about. And then they go to jail for 10 years. And it's like, it's the craziest way to operate. But going back to your original point, yeah, I mean, it's, it's super.
Starting point is 00:17:50 interesting what is real and what is fake and gay. Everything's fake and gay. Hold on. So the funny you said that because we were just at a coffee shop and there was this giant poster and it had a picture of Andy Warhol and it was quoting him saying, in the future, everybody will have 15 minutes of fame. And I was like, dude, that's actually, and he was fun about the CIA, by the way. Oh, yeah, a long leash.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Exactly. And so I think him, also there's a great clip that's gone viral on YouTube of Jim Morrison back in like the 70s right before he died. Dude, that's so precious. In the future, there will be one guy standing there on a stage and there's like a lot of electronics. I see like a lot of electronics and turntables and like he's like a DJ. He's like predicting like techno DJs like back in the 1970s.
Starting point is 00:18:36 And so point being is like I think that again the CIA creates culture. Other entities do as well. Obviously corporations they all work together. They create that toxic culture that they put out. And there was a NATO cognitive warfare document. that came out a few years ago. We did a podcast on that on my channel. And in that document,
Starting point is 00:18:54 that whole section on internet trolling as a form of warfare, cognitive warfare, and actually turning people that says, if you can get enough people arguing and rage baiting each other, eventually what happens is everyone turns into nihilistic trolls and nothing ever gets done other than like everybody just hating everybody on the internet. Welcome to Twitter. That's NATO's plan and that's exactly what it is now.
Starting point is 00:19:18 It's like literally just everyone just, hates everyone. Put out enough weird videos of Netanyahu and you'll have everybody just What about that? Johnny bet the house on that. Have you guys seen that new Jewish guy? That's all AI. He's been going viral.
Starting point is 00:19:30 He has like 1.8 million things and he says like kind of like real like Jewish. He doesn't exist. Do you mean? Like he's, what do you mean? He's all AI. I'll look him. I'll pull him up right now. Let me find him.
Starting point is 00:19:37 But he's some guy like just all AI and he says like real Jewish things like what Jewish people do. But he's obviously pushing the narrative to make the Jewish people look bad and everyone's loving it. But it's all AI. Here, I'll pull it. That's our Shafir's job.
Starting point is 00:19:49 Why he's looking out? You want to say something, Jamie? Well, he mentioned that part of this was the deracination of people and, like, clumping them into these cult-like groups. And it came out that Steve Bannon, who was a close friend of Jeffrey Epstein, who became big during, like, Gamergate, he realized that he could take these groups off 4chan and weaponize them, basically. So then you have January 6th, and you have, like, these revolutionary-type attitudes
Starting point is 00:20:18 that came from the lonely in-cell boards on 4chan. Oh, that's a perfect, like, place for feds to draw from as the in-cell for us. Yeah. They do that with, like, in Buffalo, town, Tanawanda, is that the name of the city? But it's like, they just found a bunch of lonely Muslims and just, like, they didn't even do anything. They just, like, handed them guns and like, he's got a gun, you know? And then there's not, now there's Islamic. threat in the...
Starting point is 00:20:49 Have you guys seen this guy yet? He's just some... The AI rabbi. And he just misses crazy Jewish shit that's like super out of pocket. You're like, holy crap, but it's all fake. The rabbi. And look, there's 1.3 million views.
Starting point is 00:21:03 1.3 million followers. Yeah, but you know, again, is it that everybody's running to check him out or are they promoting him? So, because all these... A lot of platforms do this. They'll find somebody. and they'll just throttle his
Starting point is 00:21:22 viewership up. And then everyone's just scrolling. And they're like, whoa, this guy's got like 2.5 million views. Let me check it out. And that's kind of how they, and that is the future. You know, the future used to be the industry.
Starting point is 00:21:35 They would decide who got on the Tonight Show and all that stuff. The future will be, the future will be freedom of speech, but not freedom of reach. and they will, YouTube, Instagram, they will control who's famous and who's not famous based on who they'll allow them to be seen.
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Starting point is 00:25:33 And now it's like the algorithm is the gatekeeper. So from your perspective, like which method and route, were there pros and cons either way? Like, what is it just no different really? Well, you know, it's so funny, I was just literally talking to someone about this. And it's like, you know, everybody hates the industry because in the, in around the 2000s, right? And I can kind of pinpoint it to one moment where I realized things had changed. And that was when Britney Spears was on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine.
Starting point is 00:26:03 Because up until that point, Rolling Stone kind of had this kind of, you know, like, I don't want to call punk rock, but kind of like, you know, anti-establishment. It was like the established anti-establishment where you were going to get like the real good scoops and stuff. And then one day I see Britney Spears on it. And I go, oh, this is like a different thing. This is, this has a way different vibe. And that's kind of when everything started changing.
Starting point is 00:26:30 And what changed there is the industry. Louis Anderson a very long time ago said this. He goes, the difference between when I came out, which was like the 70s, 80s, was that the artist decided what was art and the industry worked with us. And then at some point, the industry said, now, fuck that, we're going to decide what art is
Starting point is 00:26:50 and you're going to do art for us and then we'll decide what goes on. And that's really what happened. So, but one thing I will say about the industry is as, you know, and again, there's an industry way before the 2000s that gave us a lot of great movies. a lot of great art, great television shows. And, you know, there seemed to be more about meritocracy back then.
Starting point is 00:27:18 I'm not saying they didn't pick and choose, like certain people. You're like, why were they famous? You know, but, you know, if you were really good, you had a good chance. And then in 2000, it shifts. And I remember looking at, like, I was at like a festival or something. And I was looking at the industry. And I was looking at the comics. I'm like, they look exactly alike.
Starting point is 00:27:38 They're like the same people, just ones in front of the microphone, one's behind the microphone. So it became a promoting of themselves. The one thing I will say is that they would allow great comics to come through, like Bill Hicks or Doug Stanhope or David Tell. Those guys could still get through. They understood the importance of having that type of personnel. These AIs, they don't do any of that shit. Like, you know, yeah, Ben Banks, he's doing really well. but he kind of fits into this thing.
Starting point is 00:28:10 And I'm a fan of his. This is an anti-him that, you know, you blow up on on Instagram for four reasons. You're either doing dumb, sex, violence, or pissing people off. Those are the four ways you blow up, you know? And Ben, just like Leonardo. And it's their opinion. I'm not saying they're doing it on purpose. It's their opinion.
Starting point is 00:28:32 And they're getting a lot of traction because everyone's sharing their stuff, rage baiting on it. God bless them. You know, but those are few and far between, you know, and they're not getting anything going in the industry. You'll never see Leonardo get a Netflix special, you know, and that's not anything against her because she's a great comedian. She's a great writer.
Starting point is 00:28:54 But she's had to do it all her own. So to me, what is better, like, there's good and bad. Like, you know, if you didn't make it in the old way, which was get on Carson, get on a sitcom, get in movies, you were either a writer or you just disappeared. Now, like us, we can find our own way and get our own fans and we're blessed. They support us and we can make a good living being ourselves. I've always said that is like one of the big changes came when Death Squad came.
Starting point is 00:29:28 Is that pretty? Oh, yeah. Sorry, dude. Oh. Okay, mom's done. Never talking to her again. when Desquod came on because they had Joe Rogan on it, it was like the first time these group of artists in the podcast world
Starting point is 00:29:46 were kind of doing their own thing, not giving a shit about what the industry thought. It was more about there are and what they wanted to do. Some of them wanted to get on television and they eventually did, but it was really about what they wanted to do. And that to me was the beginning of the end. I'm not saying it's the sole reason, but it's one of those things that popped up that the industry
Starting point is 00:30:05 couldn't control, you know. But, you know, they allowed some people through. You know, Joey Diaz got a lot of stuff going. You don't see that anymore. I mean, so the question is it depends on what you're talking about. You know, we can work now. You know, you just talk about it and, you know, you started in 2003. Good luck being a conspiracy theorist trying to make a good living.
Starting point is 00:30:33 No, back then. Right? It was done. It was like Art Bell, Alex Jones, or get the fuck out. You know? So now we can't. But are you going to get the opportunities that a, like a pop comic gets or a very attractive young female comic gets on Instagram? It's not happening. And there's something we could do about it. So you just got to keep working in follow. So it's the new overlord is the algorithm. Dude, 100% yesterday on YouTube,
Starting point is 00:31:03 my doom scrolling show right in the middle towards the end of the feed just got taken down. Right. So I called Johnny because he knows about this stuff. He scrambled around.
Starting point is 00:31:13 He found out that the AI got mad at an AI video of like a squirrel crawling into this woman's mouth. Her mouth obviously unhinges and lets the thing in. And they were like, oh, you're showing
Starting point is 00:31:29 footage of people being cruel to animals. And I'm like, we've done that every episode, and it's an AI, and she unhinged, and the thing crawled into her mouth. Like, what are you fucking talking about? But that's what we're dealing with. Like, they're sassy, the AI is a sassy progressive.
Starting point is 00:31:49 Did the AI know it was AI, or did it think it was real? I thought it was real? No, it thought it was real. Oh, so AI can't detect AI. That's what I've been. saying how long until AI can detect AI AI is like AI's boomer In court is when it's going to get scary
Starting point is 00:32:03 What about a YouTube video game? I'm like a A smoke detector to black people It can't detect other people. AI is like your boomer mom That like Netanyahu floating over the Middle East is a real video I get got all the time
Starting point is 00:32:19 I send videos to people and they're like that's AI And then I'll look into it Everybody 40 and under can detect it Everybody 40 and above is like Why isn't that in Yahoo flying? Is it the Raptor? Jamie, you've been wanting to say something, I think? No.
Starting point is 00:32:32 Okay. Yeah, so it's huge issue. You know, it's like, it depends on what you find important, you know. I do think one thing that's happening that probably would be good for you is that the age of independent movies is now about to explode. You know, like before good luck getting anything made. in Hollywood if he didn't fit what they wanted. Now, because nobody's watching their crap, right, that they're just now finding independent movie producers who made a great movie and
Starting point is 00:33:09 they're buying the movie. Now you go, well, that means you have to fund it yourself, but you get to, you get to decide what's in the movie. Right. And then, you know, it's like we just, me and my buddies just sold our movie. So it's like, you know, I'm making a movie and I'm functionally a little. You know what I'm saying? So good for me.
Starting point is 00:33:29 We have this idea for an AI movie. We're going to have AI write it and then we're going to make a human. I'm going to pay somebody to punch it up. And it's like, it sounds like me couldn't do that anymore in the past. Now I can. Now you can go, is that good or bad? I go, we'll see. I just think we're about to enter like a 70s, 70s era level of movies.
Starting point is 00:33:52 We're going to get back like, because the industry wants you dumb. Just compare, like, daytime television to, like, all these great podcasts out there. Like, it's just monkeys throwing shit against the wall and some great conversations. They want you dumb and stupid. They want to saturate you and stupid. So you have no clue what's going on. And then you have really smart over here. So now it's starting to change.
Starting point is 00:34:17 And I think that's a good thing. Well, we've been watching a lot of big content creators become like daytime television, all rolled into one. So they're like the news, the conspiracy, the entertainment, and they also fight with each other. So it's like Mori Popovic. So these characters encapsulate the entire idea of what you would see on a soap opera or... All of that shit from the 90s, right?
Starting point is 00:34:41 Like, remember Jerry Springer and remember Moripovich and all the, like, Sally Jesse Raphael? And then you would have eventually, you had the Daily Show, which came around the 2000s. And then now it's like you've got a candid. who is all of those things at once. You go on Pierce and Morgan and everybody's screaming and yelling and it's like online Jerry Springer.
Starting point is 00:35:01 It's like everything is coalescing into like who can be all of those things at once. Well, it's also archetypes in a weird way, right? Like we see the world through archetypes. And when you work outside that, you make people think. It's like how easily digestible can you get, right? And like the, again, in comedy,
Starting point is 00:35:23 the minute you make, like, this is why I struggle all the time is because the minute you make somebody think it takes heat off your fastball. Oh. So everything now is demographic mascots. And if you actually took their comedy, you'd be like,
Starting point is 00:35:38 that's not that great. But that demographic doesn't care because that's their person. And they're like, we love you. And it's just, it is what it is, man. You know,
Starting point is 00:35:47 that's another thing that I think was great about the industry. They had a little bit of like, okay, we're not going to let dog shit come through. Like the comics, now they're, playing theaters.
Starting point is 00:35:56 Like a lot of them, if they came up in the 90s, they'd all be corporate gigs. They'd all be doing corporate comedy. But now, because the industry is gone and, again, the algorithm is pushing like stupid. Yeah. They're just selling out everywhere they go. And it's weird what people want to spend their money on. Right? I mean, it's like, let's go watch someone throw a monkey shit against the wall.
Starting point is 00:36:18 But it's your money and you're working hard. There's also that, like, I'm just talking too much. But the point is. Have you seen the AI fruit videos? No. On TikTok. So the AI will write a little five-minute soap opera, but it's like fruit and vegetables. Oh, you've seen those, Sam.
Starting point is 00:36:35 I just saw one about two egg plants who knock up a, uh, did you see that one? Those are exactly what she's talking about. Yeah. So those are getting huge now. Baby comics are getting huge. Are they paying for, is TikTok paying nicely, like, well for the AI content? Like, if you make AI content, are they, like, here's normal money as a... I've heard they don't pay well.
Starting point is 00:36:53 When they realize it's AI? At all. I mean, I don't know, but I realize. Can't imagine this difference. I got my first TikTok account got banned for talking about Kim Drell's geoengineering, which is in the news. Everywhere in the past two days. It's so crazy, dude. So it's like, I don't, I haven't, I hate, hate TikTok, but.
Starting point is 00:37:13 I just, I mean. What is baby comedic? Baby comics? Yeah, they make like babies in diaper. Like, they're more like infants. But they're telling jokes? Yeah. Baby jokes.
Starting point is 00:37:25 This black baby was like, you know, my friend said how lucky I am because I get to drink chocolate milk every night and the place goes fucking nuts. That's great. There will be a time with some comic will figure out how to bring an AI comic to feature for them. Do you? I mean, I know you don't watch too many, like, actual people do stand up, but do you think there's a comic out there that's literally using AI for all jokes? I was going to say, I was going to ask them. To write their jokes? Yeah, 100%.
Starting point is 00:37:51 Or punch up their jokes. I haven't. That's the one thing I think it's not quite there on you. It's funny. I don't know if it will ever get there. I know people think it will automatically get there. I think like, you know, AI wasn't molested by Larry Watts, so he can't bring that energy to his, so to his comedy, which is my fucking origin story. Yeah, my origin story. Some people are theorizing that. there won't be an audience for AI slop, perhaps unless everybody gets super retardified because people will want people that are authentic. So like if you can demonstrate that you're an actual person, you have actual ideas,
Starting point is 00:38:39 you're actually funny. And you're able to convey that without like some sort of backdoor sneaky AI trick of them writing your jokes or something. Like do you think that AI will get old? Is this just a fad? Like, do you think that people will be like, all right, I'd rather watch Sam, Sam Hyde. Sam, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just Sam's. I'd rather just watch Sam's. Well, that's what Sam was saying, that that's why Live's going to be such a more important thing
Starting point is 00:39:06 because you can't recreate. You can't, yeah. Here's what's happening, guys. Here's what's happening, okay? If you look at comedy, it's going the way that strip bars went, okay? Strip bars are struggling right now because there's so much sex on the Internet. And these guys are like, why am I going to spend all this money here? Well, I could just get it done here and save a bunch of cash.
Starting point is 00:39:28 But eventually it will swing the other way. Because whatever the first generation does, the generation of them always goes the opposite way. There will always be AI slop. And people will enjoy AI slop the way they enjoy McDonald's. There will always be people enjoy McDonald's. And then you have really nice restaurants that people really enjoy as well. So it's not going to be one or the other. it will be a combination and people, Johnny?
Starting point is 00:39:54 Do you remember, I was just thinking about, do you remember like five, six years ago Adobe had their big event and they presented on the stage this voice cloning feature? And do you remember how your mind was blown by that that it could make a voice sound like Barack Obama or something? Like just a voice. And that was six years, dude, five years from now, there won't be AI slop.
Starting point is 00:40:16 It will be indistinct. If it's AI slop, it's because it's intentionally AI slop. it will be indistinguishable from reality. But it won't be, it won't only be that though. There will always be room for people to entertain. I hope. I hope so.
Starting point is 00:40:35 If you're a live streamer like we do, you have a unique skill set that you can't mimic with AI. I mean, unless you like put the AI up as if it was a live stream, which I guess you know. And then the winters you have enough processing power, given, you know, enough time that you can do it in real time.
Starting point is 00:40:53 But what I really do think is I think some people are just going to want to actually not want to watch it. That's what I mean is like I guarantee you five years from now there will be some robot that will cut your hair. But some people want that. I don't agree. Some people want that no, but some people want that barber,
Starting point is 00:41:08 that connection with that human being where they cut your hair. You get that shitty $5 haircut from the robot? Are you going to pay $45 for that girl or your homey to cut your hair and have that interaction and be like, yo, last night's up. Exactly. But, Sam, you know, a lot of people can't tell now when they're watching and enjoying an AI video. Johnny, I'm trusting.
Starting point is 00:41:27 Shut up. It's not my fault. I trust people. Like, you're enjoying that. And it didn't, when I tell you, you kind of get bummed out. Like you, because you were having a great time watching, like, the monkey bash the alligator. Oh, you're a boomer. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:41:41 You're a boomer. Oh, dude, I'm a boomer. I don't get a shit. But you know what I mean? I enjoyed that. I'm enjoying my old age. That wasn't flop to you until you knew that it was. But Johnny, it wasn't.
Starting point is 00:41:50 like, I'm like, oh my God, look at it. It was like, ha ha ha ha ha. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm not like so invested in it that I'm like, this is the great thing ever. I'm like, oh, this is hilarious. Oh, it's fake. You know what I'm saying? So listen, do you still like your mom's cooking?
Starting point is 00:42:05 Sure. You'll always love your mom's cooking. But there's always going to be a cheesecake factory. There's always going to be Burger King. It's like, it's just going to be like, what do you want? And is there going to be an AI that comes and gets a big following? Yeah. But that doesn't mean.
Starting point is 00:42:20 You can't have a big follow. But for us, like, is there an avenue of greater attention and success because we are authentically doing real conversations, real people? It's not AI scripted. Perhaps there's, I think there, I think connection is important. Yeah. Like when when people find out that the, you know, that Asian girl who had a filter on her face and she had a bazillion followers, and then it just glitched a little bit. And I still think she was cute. She was fine.
Starting point is 00:42:50 She just wasn't that like one of one percent Asian and she lost a million followers. Or like Glenn Beck the other day interviewing George Washington. I mean, that just looks so fucking stupid. What an idiot. Well, I was going to say, the real danger is when they try to integrate AI into politics. I think we're already there with that. Well, the president or Albania is that where they had. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:16 The AI woman. The one that's knocked up, the AI. She has like a thousand babies. Yeah. What is this? She's not Natasha Hensford's from Mimitt. She can lay a thousand. I don't, I'm unfamiliar with this story entirely.
Starting point is 00:43:31 There's an Albanian politician that supposedly is AI and then to make it more authentic, they integrated the story that she's pregnant now. Oh. But they're going to say in the future that humans are not capable of governing themselves because we're too violent. We're going to start wars. emotional. Like, the worse it gets, they're going to be like,
Starting point is 00:43:52 okay. AI needs to step in and be fair. This is where I want to, this is a great point to bring up. And this is why I want to ask you to. The, just because the elites want something to happen, and this is a question,
Starting point is 00:44:09 this is an accusatory, do you think it's automatically going to happen? Because it's like, I say this all the time. How many times have you thrown a birthday party, a dinner? How many times does it go exactly the way you wanted to? Very little.
Starting point is 00:44:20 mean it doesn't, doesn't, you don't have a great time, but it very rarely goes. So we have these people in the W.E.F. who was like, we're going to do this in society. And I think if they were winning, I'm not saying they aren't going to get some of what they want, but we'd all have barcodes on our foreheads. We'd all have digital IDs. We'd all be trans. We'd all get a booster shot every week. And it's just not working. So do you think it's inevitable? Like, do you think it's always inevitable or is there God's will and human, human will to kind of go, that's a little too much. Yeah, I think our peaceful noncompliance is a big part of staving off the plans that they have. Yeah, I don't think the elite are not, you know, God, they, the plans fail all the time. I mean,
Starting point is 00:45:11 again, Brzezinski said we're 20 years behind our technocratic global government. We're messing up. You know, Jacques Attali, when he wrote brief history of the future, he was the Kissinger, France. There's a whole chapter where he says, if Americans begin to wake up, it will be a huge problem, a road bump for our long-term plan. So, no, they actually plan and have alternate strategies and actuaries for when things fuck up and don't go their way. So absolutely. So they have a plan for if the plan doesn't go well. But I, so again, this is something I'd love to get your opinion on. So there was this whole thing about a false flag coming.
Starting point is 00:45:52 And that it was somewhere in L.A. was going to happen, which is like really like, or California and everyone thought L.A. And I'm like, like, why are you telling us? Like it used to be like after 9-11, they're like, oh, terrorist alert. We're salmon colored alert. Samin-colored alert. And I'm like, well, you're not telling us where it's going to be. So it's like, why are you even telling us? And then you realize it's just meant to get us in a heightened scent of anxiety.
Starting point is 00:46:20 And that's really what the point is. But, you know, this false flag is going to happen or this Muslim attack's going to happen. And so far it hasn't. So, but we get into like, you know, the revelation of method. I think that's something you guys are well versed in. And the whole theory is that they have to tell us what they're doing. And it's our job to stop them. And I think sometimes there's this idea that that means physically.
Starting point is 00:46:53 But what if it's spiritually? What if, what if, like, they give us clues to what they're going to do? We pick on, we pick up on it. We go to Twitter. Everyone spreads it. And it does, is, is that possible? Yeah. And when they say, you got to stop us.
Starting point is 00:47:08 That's how we stop them by spreading awareness of it. And then everybody, and then they're like, fuck, they got us. and then they move on to their next plan. Yeah, I think that overplayed their hand in COVID. Too many people began to notice how absurd all the social distancing was. So they kind of backed off. And I think they have other, you know, plan B, plan C, plan D. So absolutely, if enough people, you know, consider the possibility of false flag,
Starting point is 00:47:38 they probably wouldn't do it. But also, we're almost at a point, too, where it seems like the regime right now doesn't even need the false flag. They're like maybe back in 2001 we needed a false flag to get everybody on board. And now it's just like now we didn't need the false flag. We'll just go to war. Screw you. Guys, everything's getting more expensive. You know, gas, food, everything. That's why I want to tell you about our good friends at Upside. Let me tell you about Upside. Listen, gas, groceries, eating out. Even on the tightest budget, there's no escaping them. But here's what you can control. Getting cashback every single time you fill up. Hit the grocery store or go out to the with the upside app.
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Starting point is 00:50:08 We did it. Just to do it. People are saying I'm overreacting to that speaking. Not at all. I think that was one of the most embarrassing moments a president has ever had. But consider this, too, the idea of revolution and, like, we have to get in there and do something actively is also baked into their plan. So they have a plan for the people who will go down that path also. No, I think you're totally right. I mean, that's the whole Q thing, right?
Starting point is 00:50:35 It's like Operation Trust. Exactly. So they're going to do little bits of things, no matter what we tell them, right? obviously, you know, they just kept moving forward with the Ukrainian war. Everyone's like, fuck you, we don't want that. And then to a point, it doesn't happen the way maybe they wanted us to happen. Like, they wanted to be full, at least that's what I'm thinking, fully engage in Russia in the war. So now you have Trump and they're like, I don't care if it becomes Vietnam.
Starting point is 00:51:05 We're going to go, we're going to put boots on the ground, which I think is another incredibly stupid thing to say. Right. but do you think they would already have boots on the ground if America was cool at that? Yeah, absolutely. I mean, this is, well, it's funny because when the left or the fake left is in power, they do the proxy wars and the green revolution. They do the, you know, Gene Sharp, NED, National Endowment for Democracy, color revolution model.
Starting point is 00:51:38 And they tried that in Iran under Obama, 2009, 10, 11, they were pushed. the Green Revolution to get rid of Al-Madinajad, and that didn't work. And then when you get the neocons, and essentially they're not that different, but they just have a little bit of a different strategy. They're more amenable to, like, outright kinetic warfare. So forget all this regime change stuff. Let's just go straight up, you know, ball in the shit out of it. But ultimately, as you know, I mean, this is just the Odad Yanon clean break strategy
Starting point is 00:52:04 of Netanyahu and the Lakud going all the way. It's actually pre-Natiyahu goes back to like 1982, the Greater Israel Project. I mean, we do this for other countries, supposedly are allies, but it's really just because our foreign policy is controlled. I think everybody here knows that and agrees with that. But would we be on boots on the ground? I mean, I think literally, like when Trump says it's out of habit, like he's just saying we do what we want. Yeah, we do what we want. We don't even need the population behind it do what we want.
Starting point is 00:52:37 So let's get into the Netanyahu's. stuff. You know, somebody might be listening to this episode five years from now, and they know how it all turned out at this moment. We don't. You know, I'm not going to get into whether he's alive or dead. I think, you know, we'll wait and see. There's things that make me think he's dead. There's some people very passionate on the internet that he's still alive, which is like, my head's on a swivel. I don't, I don't know. I'm just going what I feel. Is it the videos or just, just so you're, you're, you're, your instinct saying that he's alive. Well, it's the videos, but it's also like the history of Netanyahu, this is not how he acts.
Starting point is 00:53:21 Right? Like, Netanyahu is always in your face. He's not walking and laughing. He's like giving press conferences and fucking trying to put his foot on your throat. If you're alive, you don't have to pretend to be alive. That last press conference. That last meeting, that last video they put out, it was pretty nasty, though. He's like wishing them a happy festival.
Starting point is 00:53:41 fire or whatever from above. I don't believe that it's nasty? No, I don't believe that that's a real deal. No, but what I'm saying is it's what you're saying. It's like, and that's pressing and like evil. That's like the fourth or fifth one to come out. The other one he drives. He just got rubble, he just got hit by a missile.
Starting point is 00:53:57 Rubble's all on him. But I don't think that's over there. He's like sipping. He's drinking coffee looking like he just left the spa. You know, it's just like, I'm sorry. But I mean, maybe. Is there any chance he could have left Israel? I mean, they're probably cloning him right now.
Starting point is 00:54:10 I mean, that makes more. sense to me than anything. He's in his deep underground base waiting for the bombs. Yeah, I mean, like, it makes more sense to me that he's fucking got, they're just, hey, we need two weeks to clone this motherfucker. He's off the grid, dude. Two weeks to flatten the BB. Yeah, two weeks to flatten the BB.
Starting point is 00:54:26 Two weeks to flatten Iran, actually. Let's, let's just pretend that he's dead. You know, if you're listening to future, you know, we don't know at this moment. Do they know? Like, will we ever know? Like, if they clone him, you'll never know. if he comes out and then he's everywhere. And then we're like,
Starting point is 00:54:43 No, we won't know. But we will know he's alive. It might be clone alive. Do you understand what I'm saying? And then at that point, what's the difference? I got you. Yeah. So does this do anything to their prophecies?
Starting point is 00:54:57 Wait, Jewish prophecies or the elites views? The Jewish prophecy. That like he's, what's it called Shabbat, the Shabbas, the Shabbubim? The Hababas. What are they? The Kabad Lubbiv. The Kabad Lubbib. Isn't it like that because like you're the one, you're going to bring it, hurry this shit up.
Starting point is 00:55:14 I'm old. Like in that speech, like, bro, TikTok, let's go, man. I'm like 80. Let's get this going. I got to see this shit. That's weird because like that's a weird sect that's had a whole bunch of its own fake messias that have come and gone. They always fall for these fake messias. And I mean, they're tied into a lot of international organized crime stuff.
Starting point is 00:55:36 It's a whole, it's its own world of stuff. it's crazy. But, I mean, it's not like they need Netanyahu. I mean, Netanyahu is a leader as a president. But if you remember when Epstein was on that recording with Iod Barack, a prior prime minister, dude's like explaining to him how shit works in the world. It was really weird. He's like, they couldn't spell Palantir, right?
Starting point is 00:55:58 It's crazy. It's been like a minute trying to figure out how to spell this word. And then I mean, Barack's like, and what is teal? And it's like, it's a company. It's like a venture capital. You're like, so he's telling him how to... You think I'm a boomer? I'm not dumb enough to fucking put all my crimes in an email.
Starting point is 00:56:17 Like, did they not like, hey, dude, should we put this on the record? I mean, fuck it. I'm, uh, there we go, dude, you know? Idiot. You don't think about like master criminals also, like they can't do basic grammar. I thought that was really fun. Like everything was spelled out. I mean, horrible grammar.
Starting point is 00:56:31 It's crazy. Terrible. Uh, this Epstein, man. He's like a mastermind. But bro, he's illiterate. He can't spell shit. Exactly. I mean, yeah, like a 12-year-old wrote most of his emails.
Starting point is 00:56:46 Just ridiculous. You see that thing that he might have a kid? Dude, the guy wanted to get everybody pregnant. Who does? The royalty were saying, I'd like to have a baby with you. Well, he had a bunch of babies as or a ranch. Yeah, but I'm surprising that there's not one kid saying, I am. Who would want to do that?
Starting point is 00:57:02 Why would you do that? That's like Hitler's kids going. Money. Yeah. Where's my grandpa? like 300 million to that one too. Yeah, you gotta get something. At least get a book deal.
Starting point is 00:57:11 I don't know. No, because now everybody knows you might have an egg-shaped dick. That's going to kill your dating pool. How come all of the villains have weird dicks? I don't know. That's probably why they become villains.
Starting point is 00:57:24 They're like, oh! This is a nice, no one can have anything nice. The way. It's Hitler, Harvey, F-Defteen. Yeah. Yeah, they all have weird dicks, dude.
Starting point is 00:57:37 it's so crazy how we're like so advanced in some ways and we're just so primal in other ways dude like i've been working on this is this bit but it's just like the greatest weapon of mass destruction is pussy dude it's like unbelievable how many fucking guys just entire world is destroyed chasing it or getting in the wrong one or all that shit i mean like dude solomon dude, like meets a couple pagan chicks and just ruins everything. The whole kingdom's down. Yeah, I mean, he's got a whole, like he's got like a thousand wives, six thousand like concubines and he just meets one pagan chick and everything just goes to shit.
Starting point is 00:58:21 She must have been a baddie. Child sacrifices back on the movie after that. Right? Yeah. And that gets into like the thing that we learned on that Dylan showed me on Conspiracy Social Club. It's like Solomon started worshiping two little G gods, Moloch and Remphan. And then you hear Remfan and then you hear all the cooks that they call them saying the stars David is Remfan.
Starting point is 00:58:47 And you're like, damn, dude, that lines up. Well, that's a really ancient symbol. I mean the symbol on the blue and white flag is basically man and woman. The upward triangle is penis and the downward triangle is vagina and you put them together. And that's the sex magic. That is super ancient. It's so crazy. I like how basic human beings back in the ancient world,
Starting point is 00:59:10 like when they saw shapes, it's just pee-pee, poo-pooh. It's exactly what you're saying. It's primal, dude. It's just like beep-y, you know. One of the funniest jokes Joe Rogan used to do back in the day is how, like, the ancients thought that rain was just God-orgasm. That's ball. Like giant buccakis everywhere, dude.
Starting point is 00:59:31 It's like so crazy to me. And that's why they would say that shrooms were magical because when Jesus was nut and then all of a sudden there's shroom there. And then you would eat them and they were like, yo, this is, yeah, look at it. Sorry, we've lost everybody. We've lost everybody on the show. Well, one of the very first idols was just a stick in the ground as a foulist, like an upright. It's everybody from, it's like middle school. It's just like, you're so good, dude.
Starting point is 00:59:59 And then the whole world has changed, right? A whole world Pivotes on a dig dog From like 2000 BC Dude that is so true Dude that is so true It's so crazy how like no We can get all the bells and whistles
Starting point is 01:00:13 But we're just monkeys It's so crazy Well that's the theme of Rogan's podcast Isn't it? Yeah A little monkey Yeah Yep
Starting point is 01:00:21 But back back to that Like So Trump is like Who knew they were gonna do this? Who knew? I mean I'm like Bro why are you saying that out loud? Why are you saying like, dude, like one of the greatest like demoralizations and devaluing of the presidency is that, to me, that speech.
Starting point is 01:00:42 I'm sorry. Like, you know, like I've said some, there's things that you brought up earlier, things that Trump has done. Defunding the who, the defunding of wanting to getting out of the Paris climate. Yeah, all that stuff, which is very globalist, dude. Right. You know, but man, that is a low fucking point. But going back to that, like, is that, does that mean something? Like the fact that Iran is just like hitting all of our allies.
Starting point is 01:01:14 Now the new talk is that we only have, and this is the craziest shit to me, we only have a week's worth of missiles left. That's what they're saying. We only have a weeks worth of missiles left to defend our allies. And that's what Ryan Dawson came on said. He gave it five days, but it's looking like it's more like two weeks. Well, I mean, in warfare, usually you don't publicly have out there what you actually have. So I would assume that that's probably not the case.
Starting point is 01:01:44 I'm sure that the U.S. has stockpiles and things that they don't have out there. And a lot of times that can also be a strategy to let the opponent think that you're weaker than you actually are. And then you hit them hardcore with other stuff. So I don't know about all that, but They run out. They got to use the nukes, right? Pretty much is what you're... I'm a new.
Starting point is 01:02:05 Nukes aren't real guy. I'm sorry. I know it just made the room weird, but I feel like Israel would already use them. They're getting pounded so badly right now. What are they holding on to them for? What? I mean, Tel Aviv is getting flat and like Gaza.
Starting point is 01:02:21 Why are you holding onto these nukes? Is it? It is? I mean, dude, they don't want any of this. I mean, I just don't know. I don't know what we're getting in a conversation. It's like why even have the conversation if everything is, but really?
Starting point is 01:02:36 I mean, it just doesn't go anywhere. But it literally will go nowhere. That's literally what we're getting to. I was just asking, do you, are you confident in that assessment is my question. Do I think Israel is getting rocked right now? 100%. Do I think every building in Tel Aviv is bad right now? No.
Starting point is 01:02:56 Is it down? No. Have they done Tel Aviv what they've done to Gaza? No. I mean, I said that, but it was just more of just a description, not necessarily, literally. But are they getting hit right now? 100%. Well, this is, thanks for coming on
Starting point is 01:03:15 the last episode of Tim Ford. Thanks so much. You did say if you got a live on. Sorry to people who bought the 1,000th episode, but we didn't make it there. Unfortunately, because why even talk about anything then? AI has made everyone. forever and perpetual skeptic on everything.
Starting point is 01:03:32 I mean, it's just, it's not even worth it anymore. That's a good point. AI will make you question reality more and more as it progressed. Everything is saying good. But if every discussion is met, how do you know that? Then it's like why are we having the conversation. Well, now kids will Google everything you say or ask rock. And sometimes grok is wrong.
Starting point is 01:03:51 Groc is wrong. People are a lot. So the kids are like, how do you know that? Get on and. I don't know how you're a teacher. in school. With them not rocking you on everything. You're wrong.
Starting point is 01:04:03 You're on. This is the wrong day. The scary thing is that we are now going to have people getting their medical doctrine that just used chat GPT the whole time. It's such a nightmare. Dude, I went to the doctor and I watched what the doctor went over to the computer to do and he was like over there chatting on GPT asking questions. The doctor.
Starting point is 01:04:26 That's just like idiot. I'm like, why am I paying you? I could just do this at home. Yeah, exactly. He's like, you talk like a bag and he just fucking. He starts kicking it out. No, that's an idiocracy, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:38 When he goes to the doctor and the robot just tells him, right? No, the doctor comes in. He's like, you talk like a fag and your shit's on the park. That's the doctor. That's your problem. That movie is so good. Could they make a part two of that somehow? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:58 They would never let that. Well, I mean, yeah. How'd that even get made at the time? That's really. Well, you remember they put it in the movie theater for one day and buried it? Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, it got moved out, huh?
Starting point is 01:05:08 I don't remember that. They got it in. They're like, contractually, we got to do this. Pull it right out. Mike Judge was just so big at the time. He could kind of get made what he wanted to, I think. Yeah. But there's like so much of that movie just is playing out right now.
Starting point is 01:05:20 Yeah. Jake Paul. Well, I don't hate Jake Paul. I actually go, man, good for you. I'm what you built. You and your brother, that's so fucking impressive. good for you. But he's interviewing him
Starting point is 01:05:33 with like fucking tattoos all over here. And it's just like, we played it, right, Johnny? I'm broken sim. We played it like when they asked Britney Spears, should we go into Iraq? She's like, yeah, man, I think we should do it. I'm like, what are we doing?
Starting point is 01:05:50 What are we fucking doing right now? Everybody's forgotten that clip of Britney Spears, speaking of her back, remember when Barbara Walters interviews her in like 2002 or three? It's a classic conspiracy clip. And she starts switching into alternate personalities. Do you remember that?
Starting point is 01:06:05 She suddenly turns to a little roll. Actually, she would just hold the computer there and warm. It's just there to warm your nuts up, right? It's not there to actually look up anything. I love getting cancer. People are really worried about it. Actually, he's nuts, by the way.
Starting point is 01:06:17 He does have like a RF blocking. Yeah, but he doesn't use that. He has that today. Because he just doesn't want to have kids. Britney Spears where? Brittany, I think it's Barbara Walters. It's probably. It's so.
Starting point is 01:06:29 It's like where she. she switches into different personality. She goes into a child altar. She starts giggling and acting like a kid in the middle of this weird interview. And like Britney Spears is the greatest example of like how society is so dumb. And they just instantly think they know everything based on some snapshot picture or something. And they're like, free Britney. You're like, yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:53 And then she gets out and she's just like fucking dancing with knives. Yeah. And you're like, well, Maybe her dad knew what he was doing. Maybe he's like, dude, you don't want to check out. She is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs right now. And maybe him and his, he and Brittany's mom had something to do with it, putting her through this meat grinder. Right?
Starting point is 01:07:16 But she seems a little bit crazy. Do you know what it is? There's like a partner's. Well, there used to be a viral clip of when she turns into the kid. Just put in Britney Spears personality switching Barbara Walter. Yeah, or MK Ultra, Britney Spears, something like that will probably come up. But again, it's like everyone's an expert instantly. Well, yeah, and AI is making everybody think that it's even worse.
Starting point is 01:07:40 Like, because it's a deity that you ask and it tells you. And if they're not an expert, their favorite podcaster is their expert that they go to for every thing to think about. Yep, yep. I mean, it's gotten to the point where it's like, and they've infiltrated the, the podcast world. Like, there's some spooks, man. Dude, there's like every CIA dude has a podcast now. It's like crazy to me.
Starting point is 01:08:11 And then you guys remember that story where they're like, all these ex-CIA agents are running for Democratic offices? And then we have that woman in Virginia who's just absolutely crazy. This looks like it. This looks like it, yeah. You'll have to remember you'll have to share it. Actually. hopefully infomermentry.com doesn't
Starting point is 01:08:33 it'll be more likely to get hammered by what cviesc spasm of publicity about what happened in from mexico to london it was pretty rough yeah um yeah it's kind of weird Oh, weird. Hello.
Starting point is 01:09:02 Oh, my goodness. Hello. Ew. Strongbrenny. Ooh. Yeah, it was a weird. Ooh. Oh.
Starting point is 01:09:15 Ew. I'm in the house. Where's your guy? I'm in the what? Yeah. I'm in the first. Okay. She references something about a time when she was
Starting point is 01:09:31 in Mexico and somewhere else, and that caused her to, like, flip into this weird and Nicole Smith did the same thing. Yeah, and Nicole Smith had the exact same thing. She would start talking like a baby. Yeah. It's so strange, dude. It's dark. She just got a DUI, too. Yeah, they were like, they arrested Britney
Starting point is 01:09:49 before they arrested anybody from the Epstein father. When you were in the video, when you saw the cooch, were you around her and did you observe, like, any odd behaviors or did she seem totally normal? I remember there was a time where she was just standing by herself in this giant room, and everybody was working on getting this shot ready.
Starting point is 01:10:10 And I was just watching her. And I was just like, she is the most famous person in the world. And there's nobody more lonely than she is. I just felt just sadness for her. Like she was so lonely. And she'd just gotten through her boyfriend who was drugging her all the time. and I just felt for her, dude. I go, and you know, whatever anyone wants to say, like,
Starting point is 01:10:34 that video that Dana made saved their career was the first time she won video the year because she just had that disastrous dancing thing on MTV, and everyone was like, what the fuck? And I always say Britney Spears is the female version of Mike Tyson, where, like, they were so big culturally. And on one side of the gender female, she was so important to them. Mike Tyson was so important to the male gender. And like when they crash, it was like, people were just like, oh, what is going on?
Starting point is 01:11:04 And like, everyone's like, get back up there. And they came emotionally invested in them coming back and at least getting to a certain level where we're like, okay, you're calm down. And obviously, Mike has had, Mike has seemed to be able to stabilize himself a little bit more. He still has moments of manic and crazy. and Russell Peters has a crazy story about Mike Tyson and not having to deal with him and it got really scary. But, you know, it's just like they were just so big culturally and the shit they had to go through and the fucking, you know, it's like, watch what you
Starting point is 01:11:42 wish for. Like, I've had a lot of friends become famous and they are crazy, dude. Fame is crazy. Especially this fame that is today is not the fame of Frank Sinatra. Don Rickles made one joke about him being in the mob, and he sent people down to beat the shit out of them. How would Frank Sinatra handle fucking the comment section? You can't turn it off today, you know?
Starting point is 01:12:09 You used to be you could go get up in the hills and close your gate, and you were, you could just hang out with a few celebrities. You know what I mean? You could have like a circle of friends that was you trusted from back in the day and go be in your house, but now it comes, it finds you. And it's also weird because like when I think of Clay Eastwood and Bert Reynolds and all these famous people when I was growing up, they just had a different vibe to them where you wanted to be them. I just feel like celebrities now, nobody wants to be them. And it's almost like they're just kids who were pushed forward by famous parents and they fill a void of having to have celebrities.
Starting point is 01:12:49 And they're just empty calorie celebrities. there's nowhere where you go that guy worked his ass off and got to where he is well it's the era of the influencer which is essentially not a thing like what are you what do you do right so it's not actually talent creativity typically i mean there's some that are that are interesting and funny characters i mean obviously the the pauls are fascinating dudes to have you know branched out into all of these things to build that build that empire that they built but at the same time it's like all of these other people It's like, I mean, we were talking about this with super models. Like, even in the era of like supermodels in the 90s, right?
Starting point is 01:13:25 You're like, okay, they look good. They were just the 1% of the 1%. And now it's like fat chicks everywhere and everything. Every mannequin is a weird fat trench. It's like we've gone insane and now like they just churn out just, it's just nihilism basically. That makes sense. No, I agree on that. I totally agree on that.
Starting point is 01:13:48 and it's all been done on purpose. You know, Izzy Griffin's come on, talked about how they want to destroy our archetypes. It only takes 10 years, and we're well past that in this idea that, like, chicks can kick everybody's ass. Yes.
Starting point is 01:14:05 And, you know, I have a joke about it. Like, all I do is watch women beat up Albanian hitmen in movies, but my girlfriend cries when I tell her she can't tell a story. You know, it's like, again, it's this, It's meant to just convert everything. Yeah. Everything is inverted.
Starting point is 01:14:24 On purpose, like, you guys probably see this. Jamie, you probably notice this as well. Like, the way women talk about children now is shocking to me. It's like 10 years ago, 20 years ago, if you had women talking about babies are parasites, they're here to destroy my body and all this stuff and how men don't want to engage. and sex anymore. Like when I was 20, that's all I thought about all the time. Like my father, like his father and like his father.
Starting point is 01:14:56 Now it's like, I don't want anything to do with it. I don't want everything's about making money. And then when you listen to the elderly who are like on their way out and they ask them what's their biggest regret, they're always like, I work too much. And it's really about getting you to buy into this thing long enough that you can't come back from it. Right? women get past their age of fertility.
Starting point is 01:15:19 Men are so deep into their jobs and then they get fired from their jobs and now their whole identity is gone or there's no jobs at all. Have you seen her new post? No. What is it? You got to turn up the cell. I don't...
Starting point is 01:15:39 Did you share it? I get to sleep to however late I feel like it because I don't have any fucking children. And because I don't have kids, that means I don't have to go anywhere today. I don't have to go to Disney. land, Lego land, color me mine, build a bear, yogurt
Starting point is 01:15:52 land, the zoo. I don't have to go to any of those places. Not once, not ever. Kids, they're not that great. I just woke up. Don't watch my shit, don't buy my book, it was just a statement of her thing. It's so insane
Starting point is 01:16:10 for her to say, I have to do that. When in reality you get to do that. You want to do that. Like, watching your children have a wonderful time. It's denial. She's in denial.
Starting point is 01:16:23 It's so, it's insidious to inculcate that message to deprive people of that. It's super insidious. And everyone knows she's full of shit. Everyone. Everyone goes, you're full of shit and your job is that
Starting point is 01:16:39 misery loves company. And you want everyone to join you in your sad club. And I know so much shit about Chelsea Handler. Like the things that she used to do on her show. She used to show pictures of a gorilla
Starting point is 01:16:54 and tell people that was Lonnie Love's family. On set. That's crazy. On set. She would do that. If you could prove that, you'd destroy her in a day. What I'm saying is like if that came out as a story.
Starting point is 01:17:08 Johnny, you want to hear something crazy? I tweeted one time. I lost my Twitter. Really? I believe it. Because that's, dude, if that was weaponized against her, I mean, she's over. like instantly because of the people
Starting point is 01:17:20 But that's not just you going against her Like that's a brand That's money that's And they're like shut him up Yep And it's just You know That's so funny
Starting point is 01:17:31 I mean just the thought of like That this mindset is If I'm a stay at home mom I'm a slave It's just You ask any guys Would you love to be able to stay home Every guy that
Starting point is 01:17:43 They'd be like Oh that'd be so safe Like every day I wake up There's a new SIE-up. There's World War III. There's global warming. There's nukees. There's fucking aliens.
Starting point is 01:17:54 But I just keep working, dude. I just, no matter what throws it thrown at me, I still got to go to work. I still got to make money because fucking seven people rely on me to make money or else they are fucked. You know? Bumfardo, dude. He's the shit, dude. Did you ever see that little clip of the guy trying to explain flat earth to his mom or something? She goes, shut up.
Starting point is 01:18:19 I don't care if it's flat. I'd still have to stay here and pay these bitch-ass bills. Yeah. That's how I feel. No matter what happens. If a new comes, I pray lands on me. So funny. Going back to your first point, I have a lot of more appreciation for normies now.
Starting point is 01:18:37 Being kind of a schizo for 20 years, right? It's the normies that make the world go around. And when they ignore all of this stuff, and you're like you said, I have to go make the money. and feed the children. And these mundane things actually are what support a... A society. A society.
Starting point is 01:18:56 Yes. I talked to my friends in recovery that have careers in offices, and I go, I know you guys think I'm kidding. The amount of respect I have for you guys for having to show up in this crazy culture war, in an office, where you just don't know where the landmines are at any point, at any time. someone new comes into the office, changes the dynamics, you know, it's, I have so much respect for that. I remember one time, I was, you know, I have a couple things that are popping right now.
Starting point is 01:19:31 And, you know, it's the first time I've been in a quasi-corporate environment. And I was talking to some friends. One's a guy, one's a girl. And we were discussing trying to get funding. I go, yeah, there's going to be a bunch of billion. I was on the call. I go, man, there's going to be a bunch of billionaires there. Man, we got to suck their dicks.
Starting point is 01:19:52 And I go, oh, my God, I just said that on a corporate phone call. But I never had to do that before. And now I realize that, like, when I'm on these things, on these calls, I have to become an androgynous robot. Yes, no, yep, yep, yep, yeah, yeah, yeah, because you just never know when you're just going to say the wrong thing to the wrong person, and now it's a giant fucking issue. So the people that deal with that daily, I swear to God, I respect the shit out of you. You know, you guys are content creators too.
Starting point is 01:20:25 We traded in a 9 to 5 for 24-7. Yep. There is no, my dad, my dad went to work, came home. He had multiple jobs, but his main job was teaching. And when he came home, we left him the fuck alone. My mom was working too. She had to do her thing. and my mom is the hardest worker I know my dad worked really hard I was blessed to have two hardworking
Starting point is 01:20:50 parents that taught me how the importance of hard work uh but when my dad came home left him the fuck alone my dad you had to wait till you ate just don't bother him until you don't talk to dad he worked all day give him a moment of fucking silence let him be fucking you could talk to him you would just regret it yeah yeah those days are done and it's fine because I love my children, but it's like that's just the reality of the situation. And they had nine to fives. They had their weekends off. They did what they wanted to do. They chilled out. They kicked us out the fucking house. We went played all day. It was a micromanaging of every moment because of these fucking candy vans everywhere. And it was just a different way of operating. It's not what's
Starting point is 01:21:37 happening today. So I do have a lot of respect for those people that have to go into a office, deal with a boss that has childhood trauma still. And like you just do the wrong thing. Reminds them of high school. Now you got fucking problems, dog. Now you got fucking problems. Right? So it's like, God bless you.
Starting point is 01:21:57 That's all I got to say about that, man. You know, it's crazy. So the Oscars ratings came in, 17 million people, you know, which sounds like a big number than me. But they're talking about, it's like a half of 10 years ago. Oh, really?
Starting point is 01:22:14 And so is this a cultural thing or is it that the fact that Hollywood isn't putting out movies that inspire us anymore? All of that. And when you talk to like Gen Z, Gen Alpha, they don't know who the Beatles are. They don't know what any of this shit is. They don't know who, like you go to Vegas. And I remember it used to be you would see Elvis dudes. It's a giant mall. There's no Elvis's.
Starting point is 01:22:37 There's not even strip clubs. It's a mall. So like everything is becoming monoculture. it's all becoming the same type of thing. And like all of these people, they're just becoming essentially the same type of influencer pushing products with the same sort of like globo monoculture idea. So everything is becoming like homogenized.
Starting point is 01:23:00 And that's basically the same for stories, for narratives, for Hollywood, for anything to do with the arts. Again, I think people are going to thirst for something like that's not homogenized. and AI. AI is essentially a homogenization tool because it's just pulling from all of the, you know, like general searches, right? So if you ask a question, it's going to collate together all this general information. But I mean, that's anything, again, I think anything that's not homogenized is going to stand out if it's authentic. Also, I think people's attention spans are getting a lot less and less. Like, if I sit through a feature film, I feel like I've accomplished
Starting point is 01:23:36 something without pausing it or reading or talking at your phone. Yeah, so a lot of people, It's their phone in their hand, their laptop right here, and the TV on, so they're not even paying attention to... I see it in comedy right now. It's like people just want you to talk to them. Like, the structure of a joke is dying. And it's just, hey, talk to me. I did a show. A buddy of my name, Angel, came to my show. And it always gets weird when there's people in the audience. I like, okay, I got to put on a show for them.
Starting point is 01:24:08 And it was just this awful crowd. and every comic by the other set is going, you guys suck. So I go up and I'm trying to do these new jokes and trying to do all this shit. I'm getting nothing. And then the minute I start laying into these motherfuckers, they start laughing their asses off.
Starting point is 01:24:26 I mean, huge explosion laughs of me just fucking laying into each one of these people. And it all comes from these crowdwork fucking clips now. And, you know, it's really, like, there's three kinds of comics, there's pop comics, there's shit talkers, and they're outlaws. And the pop comics are just dominating right now. You know, again, 15, 20 years ago, they'd all be corporate acts, having to do corporate gigs, not being able to play the comedy clubs because just nobody thought what they were doing.
Starting point is 01:25:03 Let me just say this. It's not that they're not funny. It's just there's no risk. There's nothing provocative. you know for a long time art was meant to be to provoke in a response and now it's meant to just kind of you know pacify you know it's like is that even art at that point i don't i mean do you think all this crowdwork shit is art no i mean that for every ian bag that's great i mean there's just people just go hey where'd you guys be you guys met at a bar mitzvah what the fuck who's that guy with the
Starting point is 01:25:38 auto tune that goes into that yeah yeah uh that's an easy gig huh yeah But, you know, there's a lot of people get mad at that dude. I'm not mad at him because he figured it out. You know, it's like if you can get crowd, God bless you. It's just not the standup that I grew up with. And maybe that's boomer shit. I don't know, man. But again, the art isn't, we are in our idiocracy phase of stand-up comedy right now.
Starting point is 01:26:03 So we've been on this long journey here to Mordor from Tennessee. Driving? Yeah. How was that? well it's better than flying in the TSA I would love I've never driven cross country it's one of the things I want I'd never every time so I would love that
Starting point is 01:26:21 did you ran a car or you drive your car you drive your car is an icon we take mama's Prius my car has personality status now it's like a kit or something because it saved us from so much things no I love it I killed my car driving out here just killed it
Starting point is 01:26:35 it sacrifice itself so you can get to Hollywood that shitty Hyundai but it was relatively new and it just never recovered from the drive to LA. So we were with Kurt Metzger. We were hanging out. I love him. We hung out with all these. He's wild one,
Starting point is 01:26:50 dude. Like, this is the second time we've done a podcast, and it's like, I told him, I was like, Kurt, this is schizophrenia at 100 miles an hour.
Starting point is 01:26:59 On acid. And I'm like, I don't know, like, because you start answering the question, and he's like three subjects, other removed from that. He's got a supercomputer brain.
Starting point is 01:27:09 Yeah, it's crazy. He's got super computer. We do a premium content show together. Oh, dear? And it's just, I'm his flavor, flavor on that shit. I was like, yeah, yeah. Feel it, feel it.
Starting point is 01:27:20 Come on now, come on. You know, like, that's my job. You're little John to the rappers, like, just one word. Yeah, yeah. What? We were in Vegas, and I was doing a podcast, and I hear all this noise, and I go look out the balcony, and it's little John, it has a residency in Vegas, and everybody's down there party, and it's like,
Starting point is 01:27:38 that's so fun. Little John is still just doing, what? Yeah. It's like 20 years of that. Yeah, dude. That dude cracked the code. Little John sounds like he fell in a hole and he's screaming for help. What?
Starting point is 01:27:53 Yay! Okay. You're like, are you okay down there? Okay. Yeah. But the 20 years of that, like that did crack the code. So, but what we're, all the, all the comedians said what you just said. They said, because Jamie Kennedy was talking about it,
Starting point is 01:28:08 his guy Kyle was talking about. They were like, every time we go somewhere, you know, we have these like jokes. And then the people want you to just go mad on the crowd. They just want you to riff on them. Yeah. And he's like, so I had to start doing that, which I'm not used to doing this.
Starting point is 01:28:23 That's what Kyle was saying. And they said that was the only thing that resonated was like ripping on the crowd. It's the roast thing too. That roast culture kind of. Exactly. Yeah. And the debate culture. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:33 But it also fits into like why live streams do better than recorded episodes. because they are part of the show. They love when you show their comment. It's like, and God bless them. Without them, we wouldn't have anything. So I, you know, Johnny, I'll show every fucking comment, dude. I'm like, stop showing the comments. I'm like, I love that.
Starting point is 01:28:54 So there's premium and then you go live. So you can pre-record and then kind of show like it's live, it's premium. But people live, is this live? And they'll figure it's not live. And they don't like it. They want it to be live live. It's like, they're like, they're like, is this live? Fuck this.
Starting point is 01:29:08 Yeah, they say fuck this. It's like, they really want to live. We did a six-hour live stream on Epstein. Oh, my God. How'd you do that? Oh, we do it all the time. We did a six-hour live stream on Epstein, 70,000 views for six hours of content when I was covering Epstein.
Starting point is 01:29:23 So, like, I guess we chose the right thing by doing everything live because, I mean, I remember I had a phase where I was trying to do really high-quality edited videos and paying somebody to do that kind of stop. Yeah, we tried that. Yeah. What's the point? You do a live stream and it's like you make five times of that. And they super chat in there.
Starting point is 01:29:42 They'll still you money. They'll ask you a little question. When I was young, Arsafir once, Arir Shafir has just dropped so much gold on me, which is weird because he's Jewish. You think he'd want to keep it. But he would say shut to me and it would just like resonate with me. And one thing he said to me was this is really early in our journey in comedy. He's like, Sam, you're trying to work up here and everybody else.
Starting point is 01:30:08 else was working here. What was he mean? Did he mean energy? What did you mean energy? Like my comedy. Like I was always, like I wanted every bit to be a closer. Gotcha. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:30:21 It could close a show. It would be that. And that's what would make the rotation. And everyone else is trying to do, you know, I'm, I'm making stew, man. You haven't tried to make stew, dude? You put some carrots in there. And I'm like, oh, that's not real. and you're like, I used to call it, I love ice cream comedy.
Starting point is 01:30:41 You know? Sam, that happened to me this weekend. So I did that show with Bakersfield with you and I did my set. And then I went to go do Nitty's show at the belly room with 30 people, tried that same set. And everyone else did just bullshit did way better than me. And I was like, they're not even writing anything. And that's what they said. Just do that.
Starting point is 01:30:56 Just go up there and talk to these people and you'll do way better. That's all they want is just like because, you know, it also comes in the fact that we live in this time right now that everything. there's so much information and so much of is dark that they want to escape from that. And they just want to turn their brains off. When Bill Hicks and George Carlin were roaming the earth, they got their news. One hour was national news. One hour was local news. And then the newspaper.
Starting point is 01:31:23 And that was the end of it. So they were still hungry for like something. Now they just want to forget. That's such a good point. Yeah. You know, and you have to remember that. So it's like if you're going to do a, a bit, a top, a really smart bit,
Starting point is 01:31:40 you got to figure out a way to make it easily digestible so that it just doesn't trigger them into, the world is burning. I got a question for you, because I asked Jamie Kennedy this, because he said something very similar to what you said, when you go out there and let's say, let's say you're at some place where you see a crowd,
Starting point is 01:31:55 because I remember one of the, one of the funniest things that we've ever seen live was when you took us to the comedy store and you were up there and all this weird group of people comes in and like you're doing your normal set, And then all these weird ass Canadians poured in. And they weren't really laughing.
Starting point is 01:32:09 You're like, where the fuck are you guys from? They're like, oh, yeah, we're Canadian, you know. And then so you just busted on Canadians for 20 minutes straight. It was super funny. We've been in the back crying and laughing. And the Canadians are all just like, eh, there's stone face. It's the funniest thing I've ever seen. And it's like, but I'm wondering like how much, because I know you, a lot of
Starting point is 01:32:28 comedians see crowd work as kind of like a tier down. But, like, that ended up making the whole thing hilarious. So what I'm asking is, like, when you go in and you want to practice, you're doing your set that you've been writing, and then you realize, like, this is a bunch of boomers. This is a bunch of people who don't, they're not into what I'm saying. Like, is that? I don't think boomers are always bad at crowds. I just want to say that. They depends on the generation.
Starting point is 01:32:55 Or what about the venue? Is it like, does the venue matter at all? Like, if you were asked to come, I don't know, to like a. a Midwest Bible Belt comedy club and you see that it's like a bunch of like you know Gen X and boomers would you alter what you're doing as opposed like a heavy college crowd like a college age crowd yeah I mean that's yeah you got to read the room what's the room you know it's like you go up there with like here's my plan I never have a set set you don't like when I like I have chunks and I'll do them in chunks okay and then I'll be like what is this crowd how I always start, I try to start as simple as possible. My, my whole thing is like, the hardest part of my act has always been since day one, the first five minutes. Because I don't walk up with a funny look that they know exactly what I'm going to talk about.
Starting point is 01:33:48 Like, I can tell you what people are going to talk about most of the time as they're walking to the stage. These guys are going to talk about being Mexican, going to talk about being gay. She's going to talk about being a whore. You know, like all this shit. It's like I call it demographic mascot. and they're very big right now. They're just mascots for their group. So I have to psychologically,
Starting point is 01:34:08 my style of comedy is I call it Gator Roll, right? Which is that I style very simple with them. If I can get a good fart joke or a poop joke or something like that, just real simple. Get a credibility with them, not challenge them too much. And then I slowly start to drag them down into the dark, dark waters. And then I, you know, that's how I do.
Starting point is 01:34:31 And sometimes they have the best time. And then at the end, they realize what they laughed at. And they get pissed at me. And they'll just walk right by me angry as shit because I made them laugh at special needs people. You know, so when you're doing stand-up, you're literally learning how to be a Jedi. You're learning mind tricks. And the best had the best mind-tricks at it. And they learn how to play the game and how to do psychological warfare.
Starting point is 01:34:58 That's what stand-up is. It's like, it's in a world. weird way. You're just, you're doing mind tricks on people and you have everyone's different. You should go on stage, read a bunch of equations, take the microphone, put a bite near your butt, you rip a fart, read some more equations, rip a fart, and then just do that. See if you can do that. And then like, do they respond to the equation? Yeah, yeah. But it was wild back in the day. Comedy was so different. Well, I was going to ask you about that was like, so do you notice a difference in the crowds like with the reception like so like say 10 years ago 15 years
Starting point is 01:35:34 ago if you wrote a really kind of high IQ kind of have to think through the nuance and the you know wordplay of the joke versus like is the crowd reception on average like dumber do you do you think people are not getting the in l a yes really l a is stuck in 2021 COVID that where everything everyone's sensitive about words yeah there's still like LA is, I hear this about New York too, but these epicenters of progressivism are still stuck in the rules of comedy. But it used to be you do your edgy shit in L.A. And then you go down the road and you dumb it down.
Starting point is 01:36:15 Oh. It's the exact opposite now. You do that, you do your, you have to, I edit on the go in L.A. I like, I pull chunks. I'm like, they can't take this. They can't take this. They can't take this. but on the road you just tee the fuck off
Starting point is 01:36:30 because the internet has gotten everybody the same information and on the road like Texas Florida you can do whatever the fuck you want people love that shit pockets of of blue cities and Johnny says and I agree with them almost every city is a blue city and every major city but there's levels to it dude
Starting point is 01:36:51 like Austin like people you know New York City just shits on Austin because that's what New York City does they're the greatest comedy scene on planet earth because there's just so many clubs and there's so many comics. No one can compete with that. Austin's great. It's like children of the corn right now where it's all just young people trying to figure out the rules, you know. But Austin is this wonderful blend of conservative and progressive and they've agreed to live together. Right?
Starting point is 01:37:20 And you still have some progressives popping off and they get angry at jokes. But for the most part, everyone's like, you know, Yeah, just be funny. In L.A. It's not that. And it's not always the people of L.A. Some people fly here and they come with that bullshit and they just kind of assimilate into this thing.
Starting point is 01:37:39 L.A. no longer pushes culture. L.A. used to push culture. Like New York had all the culture, but L.A. would magnify it so everybody saw it. Those days are done. And that's why it's imploding on itself. And it needs to implode on itself and then regrow because what these examples,
Starting point is 01:37:57 execs have all learned is what people want to watch, but the middle is rot. And it's all progressive, woke dog shit that needs to go. And the only way to do it is to implode it. So they all get pushed out and then rebuild it again. So it's more outlaw. It's more pushing of culture that people need to see. Everyone's like, we got to save L.A. No, we got to let L.A. go through it.
Starting point is 01:38:25 Yeah. And so, because you got to get rid of all these people. These people bring their beliefs and put it on to their art. You need to get back to wanting to entertain people and not program people. And if even in the back, they were programming people, but they did it through art. They did it in a way that it was more art and then you got a message out, not get the message out. And art is second. That's my opinion.
Starting point is 01:38:51 And that's why L.A. is suffering right now. because there's nothing about it that the average man can relate to. They were, forever they were just pushing art for San Francisco, L.A., and New York. And they just ignored the middle. Now I have a friend of mine who works in production. She's like, we're getting orders for conservative entertainment now. We need to get them back.
Starting point is 01:39:14 Right? And it's just like you just don't, everything doesn't have to be an interracial couple. I don't care if you're interracial. I don't give a shit. It's just everything doesn't have to be black. black guy white chick every fucking time chick kicking everybody's ass every fucking time gay guy for no reason every fucking time it just doesn't mean anything doesn't mean there can't be gay characters
Starting point is 01:39:35 you can totally have gay characters nobody's gonna really give a shit but when it's everywhere all the time like you know where was i watching i was you know it's like you're just well oh you're just watching like kid show and they have like fucking lesbian parents and i have friends who are lesbian parents. Good for you, but like, that's advanced algebra. We're teaching one, two, three's ABCs.
Starting point is 01:40:00 Let's just teach kids, let them grow up, and if they turn out to how they turn out, let them turn out. Well, this is all inverted, though, on purpose. Yeah, 100%. It's cultural Marxism. Exactly. The program is in the culture. And they'll ask when they need to ask. Why does she have two moms?
Starting point is 01:40:16 And then you try to explain it, but you'll notice when she notices it, because not you'll be Oh, she has two moms. Some kids might not even care. Why they have to be a lesbian parents? Why is that important? Well, is this a Disney thing, Jamie? Well, that did come out a couple years ago.
Starting point is 01:40:31 Remember, they had that leaked Zoom call between the Disney execs saying we are purposefully putting this. We got to push this on kids more. Yeah. And for the purpose, we all, for the purpose of what? Which is to fuck everything up. Yep. Make sure that kids can't pair bond when they grow up. grow up and reproduce.
Starting point is 01:40:52 So do you guys see, I'm not going to keep you guys much longer because I know you guys got a lot of shit to do, but you know, you see the 18T girl who's made $4 million. I'm not saying that's only from commercials, but she did a lot of commercials.
Starting point is 01:41:07 She made a lot of money. She's very well endowed, right? And she's now like, only fans is freedom. Only fans is like pushing back against our culture. It says women shouldn't show their body. and everything.
Starting point is 01:41:21 And I just want to ask her, like, where are you from? Like, what year are you from? Because that's not 2026. And what you're doing is you're saying you should do porn, but you're not looking at what happens when people do porn. And like, again... Is that her? Is that who you talking about?
Starting point is 01:41:36 Yeah. Well, this is the inconsistency. I'll let you sit there. She's doing only fans now? Well, she's doing the most mild version of it, which is like her in lingerie. Oh, okay. But what she doesn't tell you that. she's just saying you should do porn because it's empowering and I don't understand how that is empowering
Starting point is 01:41:57 it just but at the same time the feminists are saying that women are objectified so it's like this is I was in college and I had classes by professors that were you know rabid feminists and even in the midst of those classes when they're trying to you know brainwash and inculcate this and everybody they're like well you know it's it's hard to figure out like is female circumcision liberty and freedom or is that something that hurts women is doing porn liberating or is that objectifying women and this is the obvious contradiction in these positions like you can't you cannot make this radical left position makes sense when it is built on constant contradictions i just did a debate with that crazy
Starting point is 01:42:38 leftist dude brian shapiro he says he's not left us but all of his positions are leftist and like every two minutes it's like the whole two and a half hours of him like he'd say one thing and then it's like a contradiction like a minute later this whole worldview is and intentionally mind-fug contradiction and it's intended to mess everyone up. We just talked about this with Jamie Kennedy yesterday. He's like, why is a big age gap relationship predatory but a 20-year-old doing only fans empowering like you said. So that's why I think it's really important.
Starting point is 01:43:09 Real quick, sorry, and pin that thought. But it's also like a 50-year-old man with a 20-year-old woman, she's not developed her brain enough to understand what she's doing while simultaneously saying 11-year-old. should be able to get sex changes. Exactly. Insane. So that's why it's really important, you know, what he does, like with pointing out fallacies in your worldview that are contradictory
Starting point is 01:43:33 and people have to sit with that and think about it if they can now and kind of rearrange their beliefs a little bit because they're contradicting themselves. Do you think Destiny has a humiliation kink? He just gets wrecked, dude. I mean, he's literally the glass jail of debilers. I've never ever seen the guy win a debate ever. That's because he's got meth tune and that glass chandist. You know, and it's just, it's weird where he's like, yeah, I'm going to look stupid,
Starting point is 01:44:04 but I'm going to make a ton of money off this. And maybe that's his thing. But it's just like everyone looks at him as this great debater and I've never seen him win. Not once. Not what? He's like, oh in a billion. And he's like glass job. And you know me.
Starting point is 01:44:20 Like I'm a contrarian. I will say a guy I won a debate if he won a debate and I have not seen that guy win one fucking debate. I mean a lot of this stuff
Starting point is 01:44:28 is performative like you said just people taking on positions wrestling for money probably I mean I don't know who's behind destiny but
Starting point is 01:44:36 well the good news is that word on the street and the streets are talking that you're going to be on the next word war debate that's what people are talking about is there any truth to that we step on Maloney
Starting point is 01:44:48 we're going to do a round two he agreed to it. I agreed to it. I haven't heard back from them. No, no, no. What's happening right now is everything is being finalized. So we wanted to do April, but it's now looking like more like May. So all the ducks are in line. We literally had to build this, you know, David Lugo, who's like to see the commissioner, I guess, he was like, we built a plane in the air. And the first one popped off so hard. We'd love to get you to be a judge or moderator, go down to.
Starting point is 01:45:21 to the World War Contender series. We're doing our own March Madness, and we're having 32 debaters in a bracket to see who becomes the final two, and then they're going to debate on the main stage. So we got that going. Good looking people, and then there's me. So you said you need a right-wing analyst? No, no.
Starting point is 01:45:47 Well, no. I mean, I'll work in. Or you send a debate? which one. No, oh, on the World War debate, we're going to have moderators. Uh-huh. And we were,
Starting point is 01:45:56 I mean, you're probably busy, but if you ever have a moment, we love this one? Like the spot or something? No, go up to World War the Contender series. Dude, I'll get you in as an analyst, too,
Starting point is 01:46:05 on the table, we could have a great discussion. We're going to rotate them in. Okay. You had Gavin. We had Gavin. Gavin was fun. He was a wild one.
Starting point is 01:46:16 Excitable. Excitable. Yelling that Pearl has a baby. when she doesn't. She has a child. We're like, should we fact check that or just let him go, shh, he's cooking. You know?
Starting point is 01:46:30 She's more of a woman. That was fucking hilarious. Where did he get? Do you think he thought she had a child or he was just like, I think he was just having a good time. Yeah, I think so too. Yeah. You know, why let the truth get in the way of good story?
Starting point is 01:46:43 I agree. That's what we used to say in journalism. It's too good to check. Yeah. That used to be you get a call, a tip or something. You just say, just reported. Just reported it. Just reported.
Starting point is 01:46:52 She has a baby. So, yeah, I would love to be involved in any level. But, like, so you're saying that in March, there's going to be, like, the brackets thing? We have brackets. We have 32 guys. And we have someone moderating the debate. Okay. If we could ever use you, you'd love to do it.
Starting point is 01:47:08 I know you're super busy. But, you know, it's, I think it's going to blow the fuck up. And this is for, not for April, May thing. No. So there's a word war debate. that's the main event. That's like our UFC's. That'll be remote, right?
Starting point is 01:47:23 The contenders thing. The contenders series will be on the internet. Oh, that's it. And we're very excited about it. Do you have that roster yet? How far complete is that? Oh, you can't apply. Oh, we have all 32.
Starting point is 01:47:36 Okay, cool. Yeah, you can't apply anymore. That's exciting. It is exciting, dude. And hopefully we'll have our William Hungs, where they chiss are so funny. I didn't even think. She bang!
Starting point is 01:47:48 She bang! Maybe we should hire William Hott just as entertainment one time. He should do your theme song, dude. He can get you a theme song. That would be great. I must see the last hire William Hong's single song. What's that thing where you ask people for their birthday? Sammy's to have one.
Starting point is 01:48:03 A cameo. Does he have a cameo? I bet you William Mung has a campaign. He must. I'm so excited, but what the big contento series? I'm like, let's go, bro. Let's go. If you can't get him, then the last mystery boss.
Starting point is 01:48:18 The final boss is an AI, William Hung, that you have to debate. So final question. We are in a crazy place right now, culturally. Whatever you think Twitter is, okay, Twitter good, Twitter bad. There's some good, there's some bad. But it seems, I tweet this the other day. Twitter is like the 90s where you could just say whatever you wanted to say and people had reactions to it,
Starting point is 01:48:48 but it seemed to be like, you can say what you want, let's go for it. We're now seeing, oh yeah, dude. You can get it, Sam. How much is he charging? Only $33? It's been a while since William Hung was a mainstream figure out. I don't care, dude.
Starting point is 01:49:03 That is gold, bro. Also, you can't. And there's only eight videos at this time. It's a lot more William Hung than they used to do. I want to book a business lecture. Like, what is the business consultation? Oh, no, no, no. Because they're so different, they won't, if you use it to make money, they charge money.
Starting point is 01:49:18 Oh, I see. Yeah. So it's not him telling me the, like, the ways of, no. Like, if you tell, yeah. How does he know the ways of business right? Just get him to narrate the art of the deal. That would be a business. So I get him to promote my business.
Starting point is 01:49:31 It's $250. Yeah, for him, for you to put, if it's a birthday, it's probably 33. But for you to say, can you tell him to go to the contender series? That's probably $250. I like, he has a pep talk, too. So if you feel like shit, like this guy will pep talk you. Oh, let's hear that. play the example. Can you share? Is it? I'm sure. Is it not playing?
Starting point is 01:49:49 I've heard you're hungover today. He should say you're William hungover today. Yeah, he missed a real opportunity. Well, you know, at one point he had made more money than anybody else on American Idol. No, I didn't know. Because at the time, they didn't, they didn't contract these guys that if like, if you didn't make it to the main one, you were for you could go. And then he blew up and they're like, fuck, we missed that money. No. Oh, and, oh, so he He made an independent deal that was favorable to him. I got you. So the question to you two is this.
Starting point is 01:50:21 Do you think we're entering a place culturally where old taboos are, I'm not talking sexual taboos or anything like that. I'm just talking cultural taboos of like you can't criticize certain groups is dying. And if you think it is dying, is that a good thing? well i think last time we were on we were talking about this and we were talking because i just had leonardo on my podcast and we were talking about all kinds of crazy stuff and then i came on with you and we were talking about how the comedians move the overton window back you guys are the tip of the spear in terms of like free speech in the culture and so you guys break the mold of what you're
Starting point is 01:51:10 not able to talk about and then that tends to kind of swing the over to window back, which is why they have to control comedy. They have to make sure that that shit gets shut down. Bingo. Comedians and content creators, the most censored group because they can create art without bankers money. And it moves over to a window back away from the dystopian woke shit. So it is good that that is breaking. My only concern now is like with this whole theme of this podcast, ended up being like,
Starting point is 01:51:39 now it's the algorithmic boss that's going to shadow ban and push shit and make, As you said, everyone dumb. The TikTok infinite stuff is just intended to the slop is there to make everybody dumb. So how we navigate this, I don't know, because our challenge is, you know, we've grown the YouTube channel pretty well. We've almost had 200K. Twitter is doing great. We're doing, you know, well there as well. But you're always against, like, this new AI algorithmic boss.
Starting point is 01:52:10 And then the challenge of making high IQ content, I think we have. by you guys are high IQ how do you guys are high value males how do you translate that to the tard audience you know what i mean like you got because like it's what you're saying with your crafting of your jokes you're trying to do these high high high tier things it's like no it's poop jokes right so how do you translate that that's the challenge algorithm and that and if you can break through that which i think these types of shows do and thanks to you comedian guys for swinging the over to window but you guys are actually the heroes um i think it'll get better I think the danger is vacillating to extremes.
Starting point is 01:52:51 So a couple years ago, you couldn't say anything but the J question, right? But now you have this like rabid anti-Semitism because more people are talking about the real issues of conspiracy in that group. So now Hitler's cool. Right. So we don't want to be censored that we can't critique or point out. Injustices where they see them, but we also don't want to create rabid groups of people who attack other groups. They want the anti-Semitism now as a justification to react to it. Yes.
Starting point is 01:53:27 So I agree with what you're saying. I think there is an overcorrection going on. I think there were groups in the 80s that had this kind of force field put over them where you weren't allowed to criticize them from the outside, Jews, gays. blacks and women. And whatever October 7th it was and whatever Twitter is, that seems to have changed. And you're right, there's going to be an overcorrection where it's going to get into, Hitler was a good guy, you know, and he's a piece of shit. But I think that overcorrection will have a correction back to the norm.
Starting point is 01:54:05 And the craziness that we've seen in progressivism that basically tells us not to believe our eyes, our ears are the wisdom of our experience. that will die off. It will always be there. Everyone's like, Woke, it's trying to make a way back. I can do whatever it wants to. It doesn't mean it's going to have like the footing that it had before because
Starting point is 01:54:25 corporations have learned if they go woke, it destroys their company. So they know, so like the whole SIEOP, I always called the progressive left, American ISIS, because they were a small, well-funded extremist group that was magnified acting like they were just this powerful group.
Starting point is 01:54:43 And reality, the truth was during the cancel culture, a couple tweets, and then the corporation would instantly react before the jury could decide whether that was an offense or not, which made it seem like they were powerful. Yeah. And now that's gone. And I think it's important because, again, I've said this on a bunch of podcasts. But if you can't criticize a group and outsiders can't criticize an inside group, that inside group becomes the most extreme version of themselves. drill rap, Zionism, fucking, you know, only fans, queer theory. It just fosters because there's no one going to do it. That's fucking stupid.
Starting point is 01:55:26 It's like when my friend was thinking about going college, he was either going to go to Washington or this black college. And his dad, who's black, is like, why would you go to the black college? That's not real life. You're not just going to be dealing with black people. You're going to be dealing with. You have to learn how to deal with everybody. and he turns out that's correct.
Starting point is 01:55:44 Unless you're in a relationship in a movie, they're only going with black people. Yeah, well, or you have a Verizon Wireless commercial. It is a weird thing, isn't it, that we still have black schools. That is such a weird, like, well, I mean, I think they're, I think to the elites are very important because they, like all colleges now, they, they weaponize the people. Would you have a, would you, would you be in a white college? Would you be at a white college? Johnny?
Starting point is 01:56:11 Would you go to a while? Well, you're a beta. You're a beta. I already know what's going to happen when I go on the show. I'm so excited. All what college? Exactly. I'm going to sit down and go, do you love white people?
Starting point is 01:56:26 Because you'll have to, for him to get you to stop doing that, he'll have to kind of break character a little bit. You know what I mean? And I really hope you commit to it. And I'm going to say, do you love gay people? Do you love gay people? You should get a maton show, too. You just got to know how to.
Starting point is 01:56:41 play it. You went on the time. Yeah. That, yes. He's, yeah. Ellen's entertaining. Sam Hyde. Because it's like a 30 year old, 30 years comic versus a 17, 18 year old. It's like, yeah. It's just like, what are you going to say?
Starting point is 01:56:57 I just like, I know how to play. I've been dealing with that. You've been dealing with us. Well, I love him. He's a nice guy. I'm trying to get him into comedy shows, but it could go bad. Is he in L.A.? Yeah. Okay. He's in West Hollywood. Well, that's where he records. Did you, could you tell me who the person is? I wouldn't mind. I'll uh, I'll, uh, I'll, I'll, I'll hit up my guy and see if I can get an
Starting point is 01:57:16 email for you. But it would be really funny, dude. And you just got to stay in the pocket. I'll be weird. I can be weird. Yeah, just be weird and have fun. Uh, one more time. Where the, where can they find you? So, uh, Jay Dyer, jaysanalysis.com is a website. Got a shot with all the books. Esther C Hollywood 3 is out. If you guys are interested in my thousand pages of decoding of Hollywood, uh, symbolism, esoterica, CIA, Masad, Cults, you name it. It's all there
Starting point is 01:57:43 in a StarC Hollywood 1, 2, and 3. You can also find me as the writer of the Sam Hyde show. Shout out to Sam Hyde. I love him.
Starting point is 01:57:52 Nice. Thank you. Yeah, we had a great first season. We're pretty much done with the first season of Sam Hyde show. That feminist,
Starting point is 01:57:59 you did the one with the feminists when they were there, and it's like a bunch of females. It's like a talk show with feminists. No, no,
Starting point is 01:58:06 that's, so MDE is World Peace. That's a million dollar stream. That's Nick and Sam. Sam and Charles. I love Nick. Separate. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:58:14 next great. And separate is Sam Hyde Show, which, like, if you saw Deer Elon, that popped off, had like 20 million views. Deer Vivek had like 5, 10 million views. So,
Starting point is 01:58:23 and then all the interviews, so like the dude that drinks pee, and I think they had Jesse Lee Peterson. So that's Sam Hyde show. So we've been writing for that for the first season. So you can check that out. Also, I host Alex Jones.
Starting point is 01:58:36 I'll be hosting Alex Jones Friday. Most Friday is Fourth Hour. And you find me on Twitter under Jay Dyer and Jamie. Tell them about yours. If you go to YouTube, you can just search up my name, Jamie Hanshaw, and my channel will come up on that. So we have a bunch of stuff coming up next month about the Dalai Lama who appeared in the Epstein Files. I don't know. We could do a remote show.
Starting point is 01:58:59 And was a CIA operative, declassified CIA? So you wouldn't believe what I found out about tantra, about Buddhism, about the Dalai Lama, and about Tibet. and all of that, it is going to be really groundbreaking, interesting stuff that no one's heard about yoga and... Oh, come on and talk about it once it's out. Yeah. So that's going to be on my YouTube channel and all of those things we were talking about. Internet hate machine is the most recent one we've done. So that's a good one to check out.
Starting point is 01:59:31 Yeah, it's super interesting because, you know, all this stuff's coming out about the Dalai Lama. All this stuff came out about Martin Luther King. and now Caesar Chavez, all this stuff's coming out. And it just is like they push fucking bad people. Yeah. Into positions that cosplay good people. Yep. Absolutely.
Starting point is 01:59:51 Gandhi was one of those. Right? All the time. And then if you're actually a good person, no. In Hollywood, it's unbelievable how people just are attracted to garbage people. Yep. I call that the Barabbas. effect.
Starting point is 02:00:08 What is that? Like in the gospels or it? Yeah. So when they said, would you like me to set free Jesus or Barabbas and the crowd chose Barabbas who was a criminal murderer. Yeah. Murdered thief. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 02:00:21 We want that guy. That's so crazy, dude. Well, guys, it was a great show. Always love to have you on. Open door whenever you want. If you guys got crash upstairs, let me know. And, hey, man, thanks for coming on. Thank you.
Starting point is 02:00:34 Let's break down the episode. Yeah, guys, what did you guys think of Jamie and Jay Dyer? Good, good, good. We were just disgusting. She wanted to be called Hanshaw, but she was so nice. She just let me call her Dyer because she knows I'm retarded. It was going to be Henshaw Dyer, right? We were just talking right before.
Starting point is 02:00:57 That sounds like a great cop film, Henshaw Dyer. I was about to say, what do you think when girls do the, they mix their name with their... I don't, I don't mind. Well, seeing that I have girls, I'm like, that's cool. Oh, yeah, because you're, yeah, because your name was. I mean, dude, I might have to keep pumping, dude, until I get a boy, I need my name to keep going. You can do the hyphenin. That's what I'm saying, hyphenin school.
Starting point is 02:01:20 My sister got the hyphenate. We didn't ask for it. It was her thing. I mean, it depends on how traditional the woman wants to get. Yeah. Right? I mean, if you really are like into it, then you take your husband's last name. If you're just like, I did, I love my family.
Starting point is 02:01:34 I wouldn't, I wouldn't care if they, they did it, you know? So we were just talking before this about Iggy Azalea, uh, freestyling. I think this is it right here. You won't see it. What the real late stuff? I'm a run away train. Man, she's on the pants got to put it like a black. Yeah, go.
Starting point is 02:01:49 Yeah, go. And I'm trying to do softwa. When I win, when I win, no when I wouldn't be good like she got hold on her. What the fuck? She's just garbage, dude. Now listen, they're trying to do subtitles on it. And then she's like, Why don't we know one in a while?
Starting point is 02:02:09 But everyone to the roof can't hear it because it's so loud, they just hear the word fuck and they go nuts. Pitch to move on top. There we go. We got to hear this. Dude, if you, listen, there's a rule. If you get enough black dick, you can drop an end bomb here and there, dude.
Starting point is 02:02:28 Well, yeah, didn't. Isn't somebody going around saying that, like, did we just have a guest on or something saying that you, women who take semen, like, become a certain percentage? Like they had, there's, some of their DNA is altered by all the dudes that they've had blast inside of them. So there's a, I don't know, this theory is real. So there's a lot of Tripoli's out there. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:02:45 So there's a theory where supposedly if you bust in a girl, your DNA is in her for like a year or two. I think, well, she's like 80% black DNA by now. Yeah. She's albino black by now. Let's see if she said it. Hold on. I could hear she say any word. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:03:04 I win, no, when. I wouldn't play good. Like, she's the problem. See, that's the problem. If you just say gobbledy go, eventually the N-word is going to come out. Like, you know what I mean? Especially if you're saying,
Starting point is 02:03:12 Johnny, will you send me that audio? I want that to be your ringtone. When you go. Should that be the theme song for broken sin? That's the question. She put that in the theme. You know what I'm going to win.
Starting point is 02:03:29 We know what we train. Master. She's on the past got to be a direct. Director. And I don't like that's a badger. That's my head. White bitch growth to go like a weed.
Starting point is 02:03:39 When I win, when I win, when I win, when a win, win, when a win, we win, win,
Starting point is 02:03:43 get a co. Got a phone to come to take a protocco. Just damaging that's my protocol. Many attorneys are so no camera. I don't care.
Starting point is 02:03:50 You all. No, got to give a Cirolew. There's a big of a ball. There's a boy. Put a pool on to race. There. And dude,
Starting point is 02:04:05 She looks like she's killing it, too. Like, her confidence level is 10-of-10-10. I'm so. So, so she. So she does the song, I'm so fancy. And then the next episode, then the next one, all these female black rappers are like,
Starting point is 02:04:21 she's a culture vulture, and it just all went away. Yeah, they did. They killed her kind of momentum now. She like just ran away from home at 16, went to New York, banged every black guy that said he owned a record label, and then she's like,
Starting point is 02:04:38 what about bang down ding oh, hango, hang out, bang, bang, bang. What a legend. You got any dates, Sam? I heard you did. Yeah, go to Samtripple.com, hit up the dates. Wingo dingo, bingo. Do that on stage at Batavia. That should be the, you don't get rid of the,
Starting point is 02:05:00 don't really get rid of the opening. Just make that the ending. I'll put it under the open. And you'll just hear her under. They're like, oh, ding-a-bant-a-b-b-b-b. If that works, I would love that. Batavia, this week. Thursday.
Starting point is 02:05:13 They're there Thursday. Holy crap. Yeah. No, no, no. Sorry. This is next week. Next week is Patavia, Raleigh, Atlanta. By the way, going to Magic City, if you want to come join me.
Starting point is 02:05:26 Hamilton, Toronto. Is Howard going to be there? Yeah. Howie? You got to find Howard and Sam. He already said he's going to Magic City. Dallas, Fort Worth, Huntington. My special, I am shooting it.
Starting point is 02:05:41 May 22nd. then I'm going June I'm going to Albuquerque and then the thousandth episode then Kansas then Tulsa
Starting point is 02:05:53 and then finishing it out at the mothership in Austin thank you bang it's the funniest wingo dingo dinggo wingo
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Starting point is 02:06:31 to prepare for retirement. That's, well, he's got, he just gave it away there, didn't he? I go up, did he? Yeah, he said he's buying spy calls. Buy some spy calls now. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:06:41 If you want to. You know, buy some spy calls and don't even bother the fucking buying the Patreon. Why would you? No, but it's really, there's a discord of people that are just sharing ideas. It's kind of like Wall Street bets, but with people who aren't just total degenerates and insane. People making money. Okay.
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Starting point is 02:07:32 Hey, Anna Grande's on it. It's a flat earth. It's a great... Tim Duncan Truffles on it. Trump's on it. Hillary's on it. You got to get Duncan back on. Any time. I love that. Yeah. I have to hit him up see if he'll do the show. Of course he would. Last three of these available.
Starting point is 02:07:47 He's going to stand up with Jason Tebow. He can, he'll have come on. That poor guy. Oh, it's all sold out. There's only a small left. Only small, only three left of these. Oh. Are you a twink in need of a t-shirt?
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Starting point is 02:08:56 Uh, yeah. Like, don't like that's your best of my f***. Uh, follow me on Twitter. At Johnny A Wooder on Instagram. I exist. I hope's on home. Hold on home.
Starting point is 02:09:08 It's almost like that. I don't care who you want. I got him in one lineup. Well, you also have to throw in there that she's Australian. So nobody knows what she's saying anyways. On top of that, she's just making sound. I don't know. She sounds like Yellow Wolf.
Starting point is 02:09:28 You ever listen to Yellow Wolf? No. Yeah. If you listen to Yellow Wolf and Travis Barker, he's a white rapper, he's a white rapper. there's moments where he's but he's actually saying words she sounds like she's trying to do yellow wolf but I'm sure that might be for
Starting point is 02:09:44 anything else got I have a question for you need to go and check out our YouTube channel you freaking fruit but wait up I have a question for Johnny my co-host watches a broken sim and she was also sorry apologies sir
Starting point is 02:09:58 she's also a gate kids program and she wanted me to ask you do you a kid's program a gate she wants a gate like you oh oh yes yeah yeah yeah And she said that on Broken Sim, you woke up your girlfriend? Like, you sat there. Yeah, that's weird. I know.
Starting point is 02:10:13 She was weird out by that. But she said she said she can do that as well sometimes. But she said, wanted me to ask you, can you, do you ever dream about the mall world? Is this chilly? Yeah. Do you ever dream about the mall world? She says that she has another friend that's. Like a mall?
Starting point is 02:10:24 Like a mall. Like a shopping mall? Yeah. That's what she told me to ask you. Or like underground like mole people. Mall world. She said, mall world places. He dream about that.
Starting point is 02:10:33 She said that. In a mall. Like a shopping mall. Yeah. No? I don't. don't think so. Did you think, did you, you, you drank the pink drink, right?
Starting point is 02:10:42 Yeah, there were some weird. I don't. When you interviewed, Chili, did you ask her cup size? She's going to love that question. Guys, go to Tim Foll Hat, too, on YouTube. Tim Fulhat official. Get those numbers up. It would be nice to someone listen to it.
Starting point is 02:11:01 Well, the problem is we're being undercut by that other channel, the Clips channel. People are, like, people are posting on our. shit like this is old this is a rerun yeah look it even comes up in the fucking recommended search ten full hot clips it's like the first one to come up when you're not right i mean it's not like it's going way better dude no but it's i mean it's it's taking something though it's the same though look it's 5 000 views on that that one that just came out it's so crazy the episodes you think would just blow up it's youtube it's what youtube shows people he even put up the danny jones episode that's good that's what's up give you a little bit more clout yeah
Starting point is 02:11:38 All right. That's so interesting. Guys, enjoy the highlights. Here's a clip from the latest broken sim. We talked about this a couple of weeks ago, and boy, there's a big development. So the 49ers have, and this is a kiddle there, tight-in, have a stadium right next to this, like, a substation for electricity. Yeah, of course. And they're one of, if not the most injured teams in the NFL.
Starting point is 02:12:07 In the last five years, they're the most injured team. And this year they were third. And the bartender at the comment store started screaming at me. Oh, yeah, that's right. This is one of the things he's screaming about. Yeah, I forgot you said that. Nobody's proved it. And he's the nicest guy, but he went Agent Smith on me real quick.
Starting point is 02:12:27 So John Lynch, the GM, kind of poop-ooed it. And then the NFL debunked it. But this is a bombshell from Kittle, who's a player. player there. Oh, you turned it off, you muted it. Okay, all right. The electromagnet fields next to the San Francisco 49ers training. By the way, that's the reason why there have been so many injuries on the team because it's causing
Starting point is 02:12:49 softening muscle tissue. Gatorade. Some collagen thing. That is the theory, right? What is your take on this conspiracy theory? Let's see. I think one of my teammates put a really good, Kyle Ushack, our fullback. And he said, as a professional athlete, you're always trying to get 1% better.
Starting point is 02:13:05 Like, is this ice tub? is this rehab recovery thing? Is this red light therapy? Is it making me 1% better? Because then you can stack all those up and you're like, hey, you're 3% better than the next guy because you're doing all this stuff.
Starting point is 02:13:15 If something's affecting you like negatively, 0.25% you'd want to know about it. Like whether it's a, this type of cleat is hurting me. This type of shoulder pads is like increasing my risk to get hurt. You'd probably change that. So I think all we're saying is as players is like, we'd just like to look into it
Starting point is 02:13:31 to make sure it's not something. Right. That's what I would just appreciate. Like, hey, this isn't going to affect you guys. and then if they come out and they do some research, it's like, no, you guys are good, then I don't think we'll think about it. Now, one thing that messes me up with it,
Starting point is 02:13:43 this is tough. My rookie season, there used to be trees in between the electrical substation and our practice facility. And there's a fence there too. And above the fence, all the trees had no leaves on them. Year round. That's kind of weird.
Starting point is 02:13:58 All dead. There's a couple bunches of leaves every once in a while. And it was like that. No one notices it until you pointed out to people. Like, I didn't point it out to Coach Shanahan until like 2021. Yeah. Like a vet pointed out to me
Starting point is 02:14:08 and my rookie season and I was like, that's kind of weird. Yeah, it is what it is. But then this year the NFL came in and cut them all down.
Starting point is 02:14:15 Oh my God. So it's only us vets that know that that was the truth. That's, I don't like it. Dude, that's crazy, I love that.
Starting point is 02:14:24 Listen, he's saying something would try not to get in trouble. Yes. And he said, you know, we just want you to check into it. They're never going to check into it.
Starting point is 02:14:33 You know why? Because that's going to cost millions and millions of dollars. You guys are just passing through, sadly. You guys are passing through. Now you guys just signed, what's his face from Tampa, the wide receiver? Oh, Mike Evans.
Starting point is 02:14:50 Mike, who has an injury history? You're bringing them into radioactivity? I didn't even think about that. Good luck on that. I wouldn't. Yeah, because they're between a rock and a hard place. Because on one side, you have a whatever power company that is. So they have to now admit that
Starting point is 02:15:05 like radiation from an electrical substation causes disease or something. That's never going to happen. That's a multi, multi, multi billion dollar. That has multi billion dollar implications. And then you have hundreds of millions of dollars implied if they have to move a stadium. So it's like,
Starting point is 02:15:23 none of that's going to happen. They'll shut down that thing and pay for it to move. But they're never going to drop the amount of money that would take it happen. I bet you it quietly. it was a couple years from now that substation, like, it's relocated and just... And what poor place is going to get that? Yeah, some poor neighborhood.
Starting point is 02:15:40 Dude, I wouldn't sign with the 49ers for all the tea in China. And you know, it's a lot of tea, John. That's a lot of tea, bro. Imagine if all the tea in China just got dumped at your house, your neighbors be like, what the hell? Bro, that's a lot of tea. Wow. Johnny, look up how much tea is in China.
Starting point is 02:16:00 How much? Okay, I'll ask Chat, GBT. How much? tea is in China, bro. An insane amount, bro. China is the number one tea producer on Earth by a mile. China produces three million metric tons of tea. Dude, how many blocks would that be?
Starting point is 02:16:20 How many blocks? What do you mean a block? Like a neighborhood block. How much would it just bury your block? I mean, dude, some gave you all the tea in China. Well, that's a weird question because how high are you stacking it? Stack it. But tell me how high.
Starting point is 02:16:36 You got stack it so it doesn't keep falling down. No, just like six feet high, like as tall as a person? Yeah, we'll go six feet high. This is the dumbest. How many? Just let's ask retarded questions at Chad GBT. How many neighborhood blocks would that fill if you stacked them six feet high? Chatchipt is like, I don't know.
Starting point is 02:16:58 I've never been asked something. That's stupid before. All right, let's sanity check this with some back of the napkin mask. China produces 3 million metric tons for a year. That's a shit ton. Is that a butt ton, a crab ton, or a shit ton? If you stack it six feet high, that would be about 740 city blocks. Oh my God.
Starting point is 02:17:24 That'd be the whole valley. Thanks for that, Sam. We needed that information. Fun facts with Johnny Woodard and chat GPT. All right. So it's going to look like we're just hammering on a certain type of person right now. We are. I promise that we're not doing it intentionally.
Starting point is 02:17:38 They're just having a bad week. Yeah. So this was Glenn Greenwald on, and I didn't. This is something that's been true for a long time that I hadn't heard about. So this is Glenn Greenwald on Tucker again. Talking some insane shit right here. Run the jewels fast, sing it never got a lot of attention.
Starting point is 02:17:58 And it drives me very crazy to this day because it's so preposterous. And it really predates October 7. I would say it's now up to 35 or 36 states in the United States, the vast majority of which are red states, but not all, that have enacted laws that make it a requirement, if you want a government contract, that you certify that you do not support a boycott of Israel. And a lot of people who had contracts before this law was passed
Starting point is 02:18:27 ended up getting fired because they refused. There have been hurricane relief aid that cities have, conditioned on signing a form that says you don't support a boycott of Israel. Think of that. There have been. Relief. And all kinds of firings in universities for people who criticized Israel. So it's been developing for quite a while. It's not like it just started.
Starting point is 02:18:49 Hurricane relief was predicated on a signed statement that you don't support a boycott for Israel. In other words, you don't even have to be. Boy, that's going to fuel a lot of anti-Semitism right there. That's going to feel a lot of anti-Semitism. Oh, my God. They didn't do it. anything. If you'd like to hear the rest of this episode, subscribe to Broken Simulation in your podcasting app or check us out at YouTube.com slash Sam Tripoli.
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