Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #983: The Secret Code Linking Ancient Civilization With Matt LaCroix P1

Episode Date: April 17, 2026

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So we're told that Uruk and Gilgamesh are the beginning of civilization itself. Well, look, Urok, they say is a Sumerian city. No, it's not. None of the tablets say it's a Sumerian city. All the tablets say the first five cities erudurukak were Sumerian, and then Neo-Akadian is Gilgamesh. And it's a whole re-emergence thousands of years later. So it's not even part of the same remote time period. And yet, scientists and academics go, no, no, no, no.

We can't say that. Tinfoil hat. Oh, what the fuck are you guys? We're talking about. Global controls will have to be imposed. And a world governing body will be created to enforce them. Welcome to tinfoil hat. We go deep, home boy.

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four names to Mount Crushmore. If you were part of the five that made it, you're always on Mount Crushmore. You'll always be Mount Crushmore. We'll name four more people there. So that the voting will be soon. Very excited to have this next guest on. He is a member of the Mount Crushmore Society. He is on the giant mountain and he's been doing amazing stuff. I've been following him everywhere. He's just crushing it and we're so excited to have him back. Please welcome from Mount Crushmore.

Matt LaCroix. How are you, buddy? Hey Sam, it's great to be back, my friend. It's been a while. We have a lot of things to talk about. The places you've gone and the people you've seen, it's been pretty impressive. I've been following you from far. I really, I mean, like, just the world you live. I was just thinking about all the places you've gone and the places you've seen.

It's just, it's amazing. Like, I mean, I haven't traveled at all compared to what you've done. And it's like you've seen probably the whole world. Well, I hadn't on. when we did our last show. That's what's so wild is that three years ago, right, or three and a half years ago, we did our last one.

And I had not done that much traveling before that. From that moment on to now has been a whirlwind. I mean, honestly, the last two years in particular has been the most exciting of my life. I've been to Turkey, especially the eastern part of Turkey, I focus on the Vaughn region five times. Cambodia, Peru, multiple times, Bolivia, and some other parts of the world as well,

and, you know, like the Philippines and others in Vietnam. But now we have a huge expedition planned right now for early June for Egypt because of this discovery and we're going to be finishing the documentary, this documentary I've been filming all around the world, six countries. We're finishing with number seven in Egypt. And so we had to actually delay the whole documentary

because we need to finish this monumental filming of the Sphinx Temple and some of the areas in like the Valley Temple around that region for this grand finale of everything that we explored around the world at that point, everything that we were searching for following these breadcrumbs, these clues. And we finally, it culminated into this incredible discovery on Giza in Egypt. So, yeah, it's been amazing. journey. I'm looking forward to going down that rabbit hole with you, my friend. So real quick, a couple things. Very interesting. You said the Vaughn region of Turkey. I am Armenian. My family is from that area. My aunt told me it was the village of Vaughn,

but it sounds like it's a region. Well, it used to be a village. Yes, that's where my, that's where I'm from. That's very crazy that you, that you, yeah. All these discoveries are there. Yeah, that's, that's, that's the focus of all of this is the Vaughan and that used to be ancient Armenia before it was taken over. So Sam, you might have like the ancient blood of these, uh, this lost civilization. Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah. Look at that. So, Matt, I also want to say something to you that you have a very special place in my heart.

You know, not only did you make like Mount Crushmore, which is great, you know, all the guests. I love all the guests, but you were a part of this kind of spiritual awakening for me. It was like you and the. other guests, and we need to get her back on, Von Galt, who was a Buddhist author. And it was very, it was really enlighten my eye. It really was an awakening for me because we kind of had you guys back to back. I think you were first and then her. And it was very interesting because you were coming from a more, I want to say,

scientific, you know, archaeology point of view about breaking this. stuff down and then she came from more of a spiritual side uh with buddhism and all that stuff and like you guys are saying the same thing and i remember going wow that's just like what matt said or you know or if it was the other way around but really open my eyes on my spiritual journey to where i am now dead on the inside no but the point is that i am i i have a a whole different view of the world since kind of your guys came on the show so i just wanted to let you know that Wow. And I, that's an honor.

Yeah. I mean, it was a big awakening. The show's done a lot for me and that was a big moment in the show. So Matt, before we get into that, I just kind of like to let the guests kind of plug anything. They want to plug meaning where you want them to come see you, whether it's your Instagram, your YouTube. So where would you like our listeners to be able to come and check out all the wonderful stuff you're working on? Yeah. Well, the first thing is if, you know, as we're going through all this,

information, all these connections and discoveries and all this important stuff. I would love, you know, anybody who wants to support me to get the newest book that I just came out a couple months ago called The Missing Key, Ancient Code of a Lost civilization. And that lays the entire journey out and all the discovery, everything that's there so that, you know, God forbid if something happened to me, that it would, you know, survive me into the future. But that book, you know, my heart and soul went into that and it's doing very well it's actually been number one in ancient egypt on you know amazon for like four days now in a row but and the other thing i just want to say for anybody who's interested is when we're looking at all this ancient vaughn stuff in particular the vaughn region to me is the heart of a lot

of this that then it's like a central node that connects everything else around the world as like an origin point and if people want to be a part of discovering real history you can join my tours as well that I take to that region. And last year in September, we actually found, the group found, a whole piece of one of the bovere leaves that's the bottom of a lion.

When I show that today and we're talking about it, you might blow your mind to find not just history, but lost history. So, you know, check my work out on the stage of time.com and my YouTube channel,

Matthew LaCroyd. But I appreciate all the support, everybody on the journey, and I appreciate the support from you, Sam. Wow. So you do tours of that area, huh? Pretty bad. You should join and come.

Why don't you come on my tours? I mean, it is where I am from. It's very crazy that you told me that, man. You kind of have to do that. I kind of have to do that, man. You know what you should do, Sam? You should make some content while you're there, and you can actually go back and have like this whole back to my homeland,

ancient awakening, Sam kind of like journey thing. Maybe I'll see if my brother wants to go with me or any of my cousins. Write it off on your taxes too if you do. Yeah, for sure. We're getting a new Sam when he comes back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm very interested in. that. How often do you do it? It's a third week of June and then there's also a third week of September

as well. Okay. I'm talking about taking a break. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll probably be in September. Yeah, we'll figure it out, man. I might be very interested in that. I would love you to, love you to join. It's quite an experience. So, and the world doesn't even know about the Vaughn region. It's kind of like the Wild West of archaeology where there's no fences, there's nothing enclosure and you can really find things. And obviously you can't take them. But we, when we, when we found that ball relief, this is important to add this in case anybody was trying to think that we were doing anything bad, we handed it over to Professor Ishmael, who is the head excavator at Kef Kalesi, and they brought it and put it in the museum. So just, you know,

we're not going out and, you know, pillaging ancient, ancient relics, okay? That's kind of crazy that in this day and age, I don't know exactly what time you found this thing, meaning what year, but still to find something in today's modern era that they didn't discover is really kind of cool, right? Yeah, put it up in a museum. Well, that's why I'm calling it the Wild West of archaeology, because so many of the sites are so new. And because they've been misunderstood and even just have a lack of funding, you can walk around and just walk up to literally giant artifacts sitting in the ground, like popping out huge teas and stuff. And we'll show them today on this.

So Sam, that's what I'm saying is you want to go like on a place, a tour and go on a place where people just have never been. Ben and touching and finding real history. Like that's what, that's what this is all about. Matt, what is, are you getting any resistance from the archaeology community? Because we've had people come in talking about, you know, new timelines, new discoveries and how the old guard is really like not happy with any of these discoveries because it changes their data. And if the data's new, their data's bad and that's not good for you.

if you're trying to run everything. So have you run into any resistance into what you're discovering? So it's been really interesting. I have to say I don't take this stance of putting the middle finger up towards academia. You can't do that. In the end of the day, if we're fighting against each other, what kind of progress are we really making? And so when I have gone into this,

I have showed a lot of deep respect for the head excavators and other archaeologists that work at each of these sites in Vaughn, like I on us. Chavez Tepe, Kef Kalesi, and others. And I've met with each of them. I've really gotten to know them over years, spend time going to dinner and lunches and going to sites and working with them and developing those relationships. And here, in the end of the day,

you have to respect the fact that they're part of an organization and institution that has challenges related around exploring new avenues of science, let's say. I don't fault them all for what they're stuck in. It's like they're stuck in a, between a rock and a hard place in this, in this ivory tower of archaeology. And so when I go into this, I like to bring attention to the sites, you know, bring interest and increase funding and explore this in a respectful way of it being a different chapter than they're acknowledging, and that's okay, but still respecting their work at the same time. And I have been invited very generously to be a part of those excavation teams. So this year, Sam, and in the coming years, I will be actually on these sites working with them excavating. Because in the end of the day, shouldn't we all just work together?

Yeah, I always believe that. Unfortunately, ego sometimes getting away. But everything comes out in the wash eventually. So let's get into your amazing discovery of a key connection. So let's start there. I'm excited to hear about what you've learned. And I'm very excited you went to the Von region. I mean, this has kind of got me giddy.

I want to call my aunt and talk to her about it. Because she's the one who told me we're from Vaughn. Yeah, so it used to be a village. So she's saying it was Vaughn Village back when it was in ancient Armenia, it wasn't a very big city. So maybe that was why she said that. Vaughn has a very special place in my heart. It's where I believe so much of the origins of what I'm going to be laying out is what I believe is a lost golden age of our entire civilization of our chapter. And I believe it started there.

So Sam, not to get your head too big over there, but I do believe that that is the ancient lineage origins of potentially the entire lost golden age of our civilization. Whoa. Let's go, bro. Let's go. Golden Age triply. That's awesome.

So having said that, you know, let's get into this. So the way this started is, and I will share and we can go down a little bit of this, and I don't want this to be just a full presentation only, but let's have a lot of good dialogue, and I want to share some of this complexities, because, you know, they are not just simple to understand. So here's the first thing I want people to see. And Sam, I mean, you've seen some of this as well. It's amazing when we're told that the story of human history is that nothing existed in a, in a civilization kind of way, before around 6,000 years ago, right? We were primitive, undergatherers, like fire. And that's how

our story is defined. And so everything from there on, we're told, gets gradually more advanced, right? And then here we are like, hey, look, we're the best and we're that we had the greatest egos and no one before us could ever be smarter than we are. Well, hold on there. I don't think that's true. In fact, believe it or not, but I actually think that ego might be one of the reasons why a lot of high-level academics have not found this because, you know, if we imagine that we're not the smartest that we ever were, that's kind of an ego hit, isn't it? Yeah.

For thinking it's accomplished is potentially not only as not as grand as we think it is, but maybe not even quite the right direction. So. Yeah, it is interesting, dude. Like, why is the, the narrative that we came from caves and all that stuff? Like, why is that important to this official narrative? Like, why is that? That's interesting to me.

I can tell you why it's important. Okay. Because they want to establish that everything that's earlier than 6,000 years ago was primitive hunter-gatherers because then it's very easy to justify what we became later as what we are. And the whole model going forward of what we have as we developed out of survival of the fittest, which is true because of disasters that basically reset us. Yes.

Put us into a solar-induced dark age and other various climatic catastrophes. We came out of a survival of fittest, you know, barely making it. And then we end up in a warlike mentality. And so everybody is like, well, that's where we came from. That defines us. That's what we are. The reason this is so dangerous is it opens up a human chapter that existed before that, in which we were far different than we are now.

And that is what defined us, though. And so it's very dangerous to this because it basically doesn't allow us to get away with any of the things we're doing now. Listen, I think you're spot on with that. I've always said maybe before the flood or whatever, you know, great event happened. The world was much different, much more mystical, much more magical. Uh, powers. I mean, like people call me crazy, but it's like some game. Thrones, Harry Potter stuff, like the using of the ether and all that stuff.

And if you, if people understand that that was, that's what happened, then they may believe that is still possible. And stuff like that kind of takes you out from under the kind of power grid that they've put us under where we need their technology, their energy, their everything. thing. And to go even deeper, I believe that there's been this real push of a narrative that we're just simple animals. Maybe we talk. We wear sneakers and all that stuff. But like we're very simple animals. We're not special animals. We're not unique animals. We're not different than the animals. Obviously, that have roamed around. But if what Matt's talking about is true and there's all this kind of

very special like history that lets us know that there was technology that we've lost. Are we going to search to find it? And are we going to try to replicate it? And what does that mean? Free energy, all this stuff. So I think you're completely spot on, dude. Hidden history is one of my favorite, favorite, favorite topics, man. And it's kind of like, and it's kind of like embarrassing in a way to know that we were like in utopia.

and we all lived in peace. And now we're animals, like he says. Now we're literally at war all the time. Well, so that's actually, guys, you made some great points. Let me just comment on that for a minute. Like both what Sam said and Johnny, you know, we came, there's this idea of a hero's journey that everything in the universe follows like cycles, it circles, it just comes back and circles back and forth, right?

And that the idea is that everything goes from this place of purity to entropy, like destruction and darkness and then returns itself back to the light and back to origin. It has this like cyclical rotation to it, right? So what you just said is that it's how embarrassing or whatever phrase you want to use for what we once were that we have fallen down to what it looks like a completely inverted version of what we used to be. And I'm going to be laying out evidence that show and really prove that that's true. and that so many people talk about the idea that there's no such thing as world peace or creating

utopia or creating a world free of all the things that are problematic and I don't agree with that I think we just didn't have the right blueprint and that is exactly what we're about to bring back and everything that Sam said I think is accurate is that all these things are being suppressed because what would they do to us what would they do if we realize that consciousness wasn't localized to the body and that this is just a vessel and that we're eternal beings that literally have incarnation that live lives of what purpose? What are they achieving? What do the ancients understand about our purpose, our path, what we're a part of, who we are?

Well, we're about to answer those very questions or at least attempt to, guys. So let's go down the rabbit hole because it truly is a rabbit hole. Because like I say on shows, it's not just about going up. Today, guys, we're going to go down to. We're going to go down to a place that the church has made, forbidden, which is the underworld. And because that plays a critical role in a lot of this ancient knowledge.

You got you ready, Sam? I'm excited. I am. You know, the Ugas to me, when you talk about the Kaliugas and all that stuff, they're like tens of thousands of years old. Like, how do anybody know what is happening then if we've only been around since what do they want to simply? They're mapping out something.

What are they mapping out? If they weren't around, why would they map it out? Yeah, I totally, that's my total belief. And obviously, I'm a, I'm a believer in Christ. I think Christ was a very unique individual sent down to kind of tell us how to, how to manage this energy field we live in. You know, but, you know, when you talk, listen, and again, this is not, I'm not, I'm not pushing against any of the listeners' beliefs.

I, I respect everybody's beliefs. Whatever makes you a good person that treats people with love and respect, I'm totally cool with. We've had Muslims on. We've had Hindus on. We've had Buddhists on. We've had everybody on. Everybody is respected.

I'm not going to tell anybody how to live their life. I'm very much, it's Jesus and everything else to me has a lot of control in it. Like how to control us, how to get us to do certain things that certain people can manipulate us in. So what you're talking about really resonates with me right now. well and just remember perhaps there's a little bit truth and all of that and that's not what it originally was that was what it was turned into so we should keep in mind that a theme here ongoing is something that begins in purity remember what i said teachings knowledge whatever it is and then it ends up being distorted and inverted to its opposite before eventually returning to the truth that is a theme we're going to explore all throughout this and do you feel that we are returning to the truth and do you feel that we are returning to the truth truth. That's exactly where we are getting right now. That's why all this is emerging and that's why it looks like darkness and destruction out there in the world, but it's really just the growing pains of a child growing up into an adult, which is what I think humanity is, is looking at the

fact that we are growing up into something that we have not been for a long time. Yes. And that takes a lot of growing pains. I agree, dude. Right. It's like not to go too deep off into, off this subject, but I just feel like this war that's happening in the straight of Hamos is enlightening that there's a lot of paper tigers out there. And what we've been sold on isn't working, what these people, these small group of elite people, which is probably a couple thousand people in a world of billions, who knows what that number is. but, you know, they're not as powerful as they want us to believe they are. And there's more of us than there are them. And we're starting to wake up to that. And imagine, try to think of it this way, guys, like what you were saying, Sam,

it's all about ages. You brought up, Kelly, you brought up Yuga Ages. Yeah. But let's talk about Zodiac ages. Remember, so you brought up Christ. Two thousand years ago is the beginning of Pisces. Every age is 2,100 years. So Pisces was the last 2,100 years.

Look at how horrible Pisces has been. Pisces has been the most destructive time period, basically in all of human history. Now, but think about it for a moment. We're entering into Aquarius right now. This isn't like some woo-woo energy joke. This is real. The ancient civilization that we're about to go over and show, they were obsessed with tracking cycles. They understood that cycles define everything.

And that because the earth is a wobble, because of what's known as the procession of the equinoxes, it faces different star constellations every 2,100 years. Very important to understand. We're coming out of Pisces and moving into the time of Aquarius. Now, we're in that energy exchange right in between both. It's always super messy. Always super messy. And look at what's happening. We're going to have to just, I think it's important we talk about this right now because it's on most people's minds.

get into the ancient stuff in a second. What's happening right now? You're seeing war being created in these places that they've had as like a, what, like an extra hidden ace in their back pocket. At the very end of a cycle where war is not wanted by the world, it's rejected, everybody has moved on consciously into this different place, right? And yet, that same war mentality is propelled and pushed. Why?

because that's the old energy they refuse to want to budge. It refuses to want to budge into the new age. So it creates these events. They flare up. They die because they have no support. Why? Because we're conscious co-creators. So when people don't support them any longer, there's no energy behind it.

They just die out. So notice they just keep flaring up in the same places because there's no other play cards left. They're done. They're out of their hands over. Okay. So this is all they have left. I agree.

I totally agree. So they're trying to play their last hand, trying to see if they can get the world to go into this place again, and the world is rejecting it again, yet again, and it's going to eventually fizzle out. And I'm actually of the impression that this could be the last war ever in history. Because consciously, humanity is moving so far in the other direction that once this breaks with the old energy,

that old energy will never come back again. And we're in that transition right now. It's like a kid having a tantrum because he's upset that he can't have the same things he used to when he was a child. Because when a child goes from into an adult, they go through those growing pains, right? I think that's exactly where we are right now. And I do agree with you that there are elites that are trying to maintain that control of a war narrative. Why? Because what?

70 or 80% of the GDP in the United States goes into war. Yes. What happens when war isn't justified anymore? And that's, that is where you get a whole new world birth out of that was when there is no justification for war. And guess what? It was like a chess match that was just being played by a bunch of people at the top. It wasn't even real.

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And what they try to do is presented as their control. controlling it and causing these changes so that they seem like they're still in power. In reality, it's just, it's definitely moving beyond what they're in control. Yeah, it's like if you knew about eclipses in a primitive age, and you could say, hey, I'm going to black out the sun in a couple of weeks. Get ready for that. And then primitive people have no knowledge of, you know, the way those things work. Exactly.

100%. That's it. That's really quite a good point. I think that's what's happening right now. Yeah. It's very janky. And they're literally pulling out every single sciop they can at one time. It's all they got left, right?

That's all they got. That's literally all they got. How desperate do they get, though? They're super desperate right now. And that's why they're not putting an end to it. Because once that ends, there's no, the show's over, guys. It's a new show is going to have to start. So when people are in my ear, like, don't you see all this bad stuff going around the world?

I'm like, no, not really. Number one, most of the world is actually really peaceful. That's just the media creating that illusion. You're so awesome. So I don't live in that world. I live in a cabin on a remote lake in the middle of northern Great Lakes in the middle of nowhere. I don't live in that world, guys. I live in a reality that's not based on those things any longer.

I totally agree with you, dude. Move way past that. I'm obviously very aware of it, but I don't give it any energy. That's the thing I want to, I want to say one more thing before we jump into this. It's important to understand that conspiracies and dark things exist. But remember this. Do not focus them on them forever because you're just giving them energy. Find solutions and focus your energy on those things.

Okay. Yeah, I completely and utterly agree with you. And, you know, I think Twitter is both the greatest thing right now and the most destructive thing right now because it has changed our national dialogue to a point that many other foreign countries are very upset with it because it's allowed dialogue to happen that has been very censored for a very long time. It has taken the control of data from the elites to people like Matt to this show where we're all exchanging these ideas that we've learned. And it's also changed national dialogue on race, on gender, on religion, on almost every facet of our life.

We are now way more open to talking about ideas that were very taboo only five to 10 years ago, like totally different. And it seems very janky right now. Like I'm at the comedy store, most of the people that are progressives, I love them. this is nothing negative against them but you can sense in their in their they're upset with what is being talked about especially like at the mothership they all come back and they all complain about what is being said on stage and instead of understanding that this is like a movement to the free speech we've seen in in forever what they're acknowledging is that they've lost a culture war and they're very upset with it

because they like to play within the rules that have been put on them because that's how they were going to move forward in their careers and now it's like the most open and even though you might like certain words because you think they're mean

but for me and what I do on stage and we'll get back to what man wants to talk about but you know for me what I talk about on stage is this I have this desire to burn down everything that divides us. And that's literally what I'm doing. And they get very upset because they think it's blunt force trauma. When in reality, it's like, look, we can talk about these things. We could say these things. And the walls aren't burning. There's not blood coming down the wall.

It's not a haunted house of sadness. It's really just what it was up until maybe the 90s where we had a lot more open dialogue. If you watch like tough crowd stuff like that, the way everyone and talk to each other. It was way more freeing. And now you've had these, like, weird rules put on each other. And the point of this long rant I'm going on is that we're getting to a point where these things that divide us for a very long time are starting to slowly slip away. I mean, perfect example.

What did Kanye West just do? He sold out the SOFI. Do you think they wanted him to sell out the SOFI after the shit he said? Yeah. But no, the culture wants it. The people want to buy tickets. They're selling. There's a market for it.

And there's nothing you can do about it. He said what he said and he sold the tickets. Yeah, and Europe is just going to keep trying to control that, and it's just people are waking up over there as well. So I completely agree with you that we're entering this new kind of era in which these rules have been put on us by the elites to keep the elites at the top and keep us fighting with each other is slowly fading away.

And, you know, and it might be weird, Matt, but some of the stuff that you're discovering could also have very much a connection to all these missing, scientists that they've that are just disappearing and showing up dead unfortunately you know but what are they discovering and what is that discovery and how could connect the things that matt is discovering now from ancient time a long time ago that maybe plasma or whatever their free energy and all that stuff that they were they they they were thriving with that was just really controlled and pushed away because they couldn't they they couldn't profit from it

and they couldn't control us with it, now it's starting to come to light. So I think, I like what Matt's saying, I don't think it's getting worse. I think it's getting better. And when Matt's like, I'm in a cabin in the middle of nowhere, I don't sense any of this stuff.

That's totally what I'm saying, dude. I like, get off the internet, touch grass. I don't even have a TV. So, I so want to get to where you are. I'm telling you it's closer than ever, where I'm just like, I'm almost ready to take. off Twitter off my phone just because I'm tired of the engaging and fighting windmills like Don

Keote not really doing anything or changing anything, just kind of putting out energy that just kind of zaps my spirituality. So yeah, I'm really with you on all this. Sounds like you're focusing your energy in the wrong area sometimes. Yeah, for sure. For sure. 100%. So like you guys were saying, we're in a time of awakening of new ideas being discussed, right? Isn't that whole idea when you go to a party? Let's say you go to a cool party, though. You go to a party and you want to, everybody's talking about, like, sports and day-to-day stuff, right?

And you're like, how come no one's talking about ancient civilizations or catastrophes from the sun or all these things? And because they're off-limits topics that you just brought up. People couldn't even talk about it. There are people with roll their eyes and glaze over. But now we're in a time where people want to talk. about this stuff now because we're at that edge where we're transitioning from the old story, the old narrative into a new narrative. And that new narrative is very different than the old

narrative that we were taught. And that's where we're going to start today is we're, look, we've actually spent quite a bit of time already talking. So I will have to speed up a lot of this. So we can get some of these discoveries. Okay. Let's go for it. Okay. So I'm going to go through some of these a little quicker and then others will take a little bit more time. But look, there is a mystery around the world that has not been acknowledged by any archaeologist, any mainstream, really most mainstream scientists have not talked about this, acknowledged it. It's that there is a hidden signature around the world of a chapter of human history in which they built monumental, incredible things, and the cultures that came later built around them,

and then they were given credit for their designs. And now, that's the first. thing that we're going to take down today is that we're going to take down this existing narrative that's antiquated and outdated. We're going to just wreck it. And we're going to start over again and put in this whole chapter that needs to exist. And then we can fill on the other one as we go with some of the other pieces that need to be moved around. But this is the first thing is that when I was going to Vaughn region, which is in the center

of the screen, that's Ionis, okay, right here, is that I was seeing the same stonework as in Peru, 6,000 miles away. And it was like identical with the same bulging, the knobs, the same fitting, even the same stonework often, or the actual same stone type, I should say, like diorites and granites and basalts and antisites. They're being repeated all around the world. So there was something going on that I'm not the first person to explore. People like Graham Hancock and others have explored this idea of a lost chapter, right?

well we're going to go way further than even that okay now i already laid this out sam and i were talking about this is the existing timeline that is you're taught bar none in school and you can't teach anything else because that is what's called the rockefeller education system and this is what was established centuries well at least the core parts of it have been around for a long time and this is what you're taught is that everything before the last ice age is primitive hunter gather neolithic groups. And yet what we're showing is no, that's not true.

It was actually an entire chapter before this. And not only this guys, but wrap your head around this, Sam, is that that chapter may have existed longer than our current chapter is now, which like blows your mind even think about. Let me ask you something. Do you think that the caveman,

as it was told to us, existed at all? Yeah, actually we're finding evidence that one of the events that I'm discussing as like the original flood, as putting it in a timeline with an event that's already been acknowledged by scientists called the Adams event. Neolithic Neanderthals went extinct during that event. So imagine something so severe that it actually killed off one of the entire primitive groups here on the planet, allowing or during the time that another homo sapien sapien, that really emerged and had a different path. But yes, I do think there was different versions of humans that have existed. We have good evidence of that through fossils and through archaeology. At the same time, sorry, at the same time, you would say?

Yes. Yes. And it's actually not that different than now. Again, if you look at the Amazon or islands that are really remote out in the Indian Ocean, there are still tribes that exist today without any technology, right? So what's the difference? What there isn't one? They probably just had more of an extreme then. but it still existed.

So your belief is that there was there was caveman, but there was also advanced civilizations at the same time. Yes. Wow. I never even thought about that. Which is why it's so confusing, which is why they're, they're like,

oh, look at all this cave art and evidence during this time period. They're highlighting that while ignoring the evidence of the lost advanced civilization. There's this tendency, right, to think of the planet as, you remember on Star Trek how they would land on the planet and the whole planet just looked exactly the same you know like they they land on the red planet with the lizards you know and everything there was red there's a tendency i think when people review history to think of like yeah they everything is one thing this is how people were on earth at that time and this is what technology

wow that's very interesting well because it wasn't groups all fighting it was actually more like a global civilization they didn't have any of the mindsets that we do they didn't they thought of themselves more like like earthlings, like humanity. They didn't have any of the feelings of division or, because we see all of their, their models for how they lived and how they existed, we're about to go into.

And they didn't have any of those things that we, that we see today. They didn't. It's like New York City and the Appalachians. And that's nothing saying that the Appalachians aren't, aren't civilized in any way. But it's like they live, they tend to live more off the land,

you know, and be more like, you know, working with the fields and all that stuff. And then New York City, there are these giant buildings and everything's technology. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. No disrespect to the Appalachians.

I could live there. They're coming for you. I like that. Well, if anything, we should get back to more to the Appalachian mindset. That's what the civilization was more like. So this is the timeline. We're going to break this timeline today. We're going to really break this open and get into some new areas.

Now, that's why people say I build up too much and don't get to the point often, because we have to understand context. Context matters more than anything else here. We've now defined ourselves with everything we've done on ancient war empires. That is what's defined us now. And so we do all these bad things and we say, well, we were always like this. No, we weren't. And that's why what we're about to go into is so important to. to lay out and to uncover.

Now, all of this, these original stories that we had talked about that blew Sam's mind go all the way back to ancient Mesopotamia. Okay, it goes back to this individual known as Zayasudra, the original Noah figure, later on in Christianity. But he was a real individual. And he's talked about throughout the ancient tablets, which are the oldest stories ever recorded because paper only lasts 500 to 1,000 years. And this is the part I want to get into, and we're going to have to speak.

speed through some of this guys. Okay. Just to the listeners, you've shown us some, what would be called Samarian tablets almost? I don't know if those are those, but they're like that. They're Mesopotamian-Caneoform tablets. So, Keneoform is a wedge style of writing. It's the oldest form of writing on Earth.

And there have been thousands of tablets that have emerged from ancient libraries from Sipar to Nineveh in modern-day Iraq, hence Iraq war think about, and stealing of antiquities in the museum not to trigger Sam over there. But so you've got to imagine this was a very, this is the origin, ancient land, there were a lot of secrets and important things. And so these tablets chronicle the earliest stories we have.

And it's what I use for a lot of my work and creating a new timeline, putting this story together and trying to understand how do we get from point A to the golden age? How do we get from A to B, right? How did that happen? Well, this is how I've found that, is that amongst these ancient tablets are stories from the very beginning of all of this that were carried down by ancient civilizations that began with the Sumerians. Then you had the Neo-Acadians, Acadians, you had the Assyrians, Babylonians, and so on. And they carried all of these stories down from the oldest stories ever written. And that's what we're exploring to start, because that's what gets us to the Von region.

Okay. So you get the story of the first five cities ever created, ending with this city called Shrewpac. And that's the city of this ancient figure Zayasudra, who's a great sage and a king, who becomes the Noah figure. But try to take out the Noah story because that became really embellished later on. It's not really what the original story was. So here we go. In 1931, Penn Museum, which is why we went to Penn Filming, goes to the deserts of our Iraq to find a mythical city that they said wasn't real, right? Because they are talking about tablets, and often things mentioned in tablets are considered allegorical or just some kind of a myth, a legend. They're not real. And that's actually how most of them are viewed. So, even having said that,

in 1931, they go to the deserts of Iraq because they're searching for a city that's not supposed to be real, called Cherupac. They get down six to seven feet on the right. That's accurate based on the line, like if you were to draw a line across the screen, and they find the remnants of Uruk and Gilgamesh. Very important to understand. Okay. Why is that important? Because we're told that that's when civilization emerged

during the time of Gilgamesh in Iraq. Okay? And I'll show you that in a second. But what they found was that way beneath that, they found a huge flood layer, and then they found the remnants of Shrewpac. And they knew that. Because ancient tablets from here, from Iraq and Gilgamesh, talked about how Shrewpac was down there.

That's how they know. So, this is, these are actual photographs from the field. They go down 20 feet and they find the ruins of the mythical city. Okay. That'd be like digging right here and finding another city under here. Well, how about more than one? Because at the top, there was another place called Tel Farah. So there was actually three civilizations in the same place.

So which is wild to think about. Are they just building on top of each other? No. So imagine here, I'll go back to this really quick. Yes. And that's, that is a core theme everywhere on the world is that ancient cultures, new places were important.

But even if they were buried, they would still build on this in the same place. Well, it's almost like what you're, what maybe I'm wrong here, but like, so you have a civilization, some,

some catastrophe or something happens. It gets buried. Another civilization builds on top of that. Maybe not even knowing that the other civilization is under there. And then another catastrophe happens. The cycle, like, I forget who we had on. I wish I could remember his name. But he was talking about how, like, in one area,

they just kept digging down. They dig so low that they actually got to where they saw Chinese being written. Because it makes sense. Because if L.A. got destroyed, who wouldn't come and move? move back into LA. Yeah, like if a giant mud flood came and covered L.A. And then we're right at the beach.

Someone would build above that, never knowing that L.A. I mean, we're going to do it in the palisades right now. You're totally right, dude. The fires, yeah. That's a great point. Yeah, that is a good point. Guys, listen, everything is getting more and more expensive.

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Urok and Gilgamesh, which is supposedly the rise of civilization, and then at the very bottom they find to Rupak. Now, why is this important? Well, that's because of right here. You just do a quick Google search. So if Sam throws, jumps on his phone, and he's like, wait a minute.

So we're told that Uruk and Gilgamesh are the beginning of civilization itself. Well, look, Urok, they say, is a Sumerian city. No, it's not. none of the tablets say it's a Sumerian city. All the tablets say the first five cities erredo to Shrewpac were Sumerian, and then Neo-Aucadian is Gilgamesh,

and it's a whole re-emergence thousands of years later. So it's not even part of the same remote time period, and yet scientists and academics go, no, no, no, no. We can't say that. And you know how I know that? Look, these are artifacts from Shurupak, highly advanced civilization look at how beautiful the partying artwork is

this is like something you see in a museum like an art museum look how beautiful that this is not a primitive culture this is a pretty impressive culture now they say that Cherupac now that they've

acknowledged it is younger than Uruk the whole thing is backwards wow really yes that's why when I go to this and I say try to find, you know, Uruk and they say it's a Sumerian city.

They're trying to convince us that this is Sumerians and that down here it doesn't exist. So if you're looking at home, he has a great picture where it's kind of, it looks at the excavation

and it says six feet it's a Urak, right? And then you go and then another like 14 feet, down from that six feet is Shrewpec. And what they're trying to tell us is Shrewpec is younger than Yurek, which is impossible

because Shrewpac is way below Yurek. Do they even contend with this? And get this, they are, they're trying to tell us that it's over a thousand years younger. That's crazy. It's so crazy. How do they contend with this?

I mean, this image. Like, what if you show them from 1931. There's a whole story behind it. There's a whole story behind it. Penn Museum in the Pennsylvania United States, they're leading this whole excavation. It's a group of American and German archaeologists. Well, when they find Cherupac, they start arguing.

We know that because in the Penn Archive that when we went to film the documentary, that's the first place we went. We started in the Ancient Archive Museum. So cool. It's like one of the coolest libraries you've ever seen. It's like ancient itself. Anyway, all the records are there, the ones you can't see online, because the ones online are only like a brief piece of it. So I went and we found the original records.

The German and American teams are arguing over what they call stratum layer one, two, and three, and where they belong. Because of the contradiction of what I'm calling the Cherupac paradox, which is that it's found over six feet, six to seven feet below Uruk. and yet they're arguing that it's younger than Iraq. And so that's crazy. So clearly you have this headbutting of, oh, we have an old story that's been a timeline that's been maintained for so long. Oops. We found something that completely disproves it.

That's why I'm talking all about this paper because it was the first archaeological paper I had ever stumbled upon that found evidence of a lost civilization and tried to backtrack. Now, Matt, who do you think was arguing? was it the Germans or the Americans that were kind of trying to flip the timeline? I don't want to, I don't think I should answer that because I don't want to pit them against each other. You can find out in the documentary when it comes out. But it was really interesting to see that each paper was actually written differently based on the stratum level. They're like, wait, this is here.

Oh, no, this is here. And so I'll end by saying on this for this part before we move on. I'll say this. At the end of the whole paper, and you can read about this online. So anybody listening to this, I have this all in the book, The Missing Key, like the whole thing. You know, the words they said, paraphrases, conclusions. They say, Sam, that it's very interesting that there's a flood layer beneath Uruk. And that the stories of Shurupak from the tablets coincide with the flood very similarly.

But at the end of the day, it's just a play on thought and a fairy tale. and they can't acknowledge the truth behind it. They actually say that. They say that. Imagine that, dude. We can't acknowledge what this tells us. They acknowledge it, but they go as far as they can, and then they have to backtrack because they're not allowed to say that.

Wow. So there you have a lost civilization that began at all, Shurupak, Zaiusudor, the very beginning of everything, that then leads to a journey, okay, a journey that we're about to go on. You guys ready? I'm excited. Now, last question, sorry, and it will be a quick. No, no, no.

Did they ever try digging even deeper to see if anything was even below that? I think that they were pretty aware there wasn't based on how all the records were actually pretty accurate. And they knew that your ripback was like the very beginning. Okay. And at that point, they had actually already gone way further than they were supposed to because most of the team left after Iraq because they weren't. supposed to find anything underneath it.

That's crazy. Yeah, like 70% of the team left when they reached Iraq because there's not supposed to be anything beneath it. But then like a core of the team stayed. So there's some shenanigans going on there for sure. All right. This is incredible. So this is where it gets really wild because I was.

Yeah, I know. That's just that's not even anything. Compared to what we're about to go is I've been exploring something without fully realizing what it was. Now, this tablet, which is in the Penn Museum, is called the death of Gilgamesh or the death of Bilgames. Bilgames is another name for Gilgamesh. So Gilgamesh, remember, right? This is his time period thousands of years later.

So imagine a civilization reemerges in the same area. And he is a king of Uruk itself. He's a, the tablets, the epic of Gilgamesh, the Adra House system. They talk about this story, especially the epic of Gilgamesh. So he is a tyrant king of Iraq, and he is obsessed with immortality. So he goes on a journey to find how to find immortality, right? That's where this whole story comes from because going back to Sharupak, you ready? Let's fill the whole story in.

The tablis describe how right here, Shurupak is the last city of an old, old world. And Zaiusudra is the priest king, and he is warned by the gods, specifically Enki, the snake god of the Anuna, Anonaki. He's warned of him in which the Ananaki were not supposed to tell any humans. They created a pact, according to the Council of Twelve, to destroy all humans on earth, and to wipe us out, to reset us. Okay, this is what you can call the original first flood, because there's more than one disaster. So in the tablets, both of these, have almost the same story overlaps. Okay?

It says almost the same thing. And it states that Gilgamesh goes to find this hero Zayasudra, who is part of the original city of Shurupak. Now, Shurupak is the last city before the old world is destroyed by a great flood, right? And so Zayasudra is warned through a reed bed because Enki's not supposed to tell any human. So he tells him through a reed bed, which is really fun. right instead of what is a read so reeds like in a marsh reads ancient mesopotamia was famous actually that's where some of the original names come from which are like related to reeds and marshes so this reed bed

this grass bed weeds right next to him starts talking to him well tells right tells him right tells him that a flood is coming that will destroy everything and that he has to build an arc at a cedar planks and steal it with bitumen on the top and the bottom bring his family specifically his three sons because they're literally going to repopulate the world

and that they are supposed to bring their animals not every two of every kind their animals to survive because they're going to have to be on that boat for a while. So he tells them to put this whole thing together so elders come and help them, they build it and the elders don't actually believe

it's really going to happen this is what's wild. Even the people that help him build, they're like, come on. So it comes, it destroys, and wipes everybody out. The tablets talk about how it's total chaos. You can't even see people. It's like raging darkness and all this catastrophe from not rain. We'll get into it.

And so Zaiasudra is in this boat and it's basically like the whole, you can imagine, wave coming through and just destroying the old world gone. And he is on this craft, and supposedly it's like seven days, seven nights. You know, this story, right, they let birds out and they don't come, they come back because there's no land. And they finally do find land. And they supposedly, they, you know, they land, not supposedly, the tablet state, they land in the mountains of Ararat, your home country, okay, ancient Armenia.

And this is where it's interesting is that there's a tablet in the British Museum that I just got a chance to go see. just a few weeks ago. If you go on my channel, you can see all that content. So amazing, go to British Museum. They have a tablet there called the Babylonian map of the world. And it's the oldest map that exists, bar none. And in that map, there was an intern in the 1990s that found a fragment that they had mislabeled.

And because they didn't have that fragment, they couldn't translate the whole thing. So they put this fragment back in. It's part of a triangle of this map. And they're able to read the whole thing. And the map talks about all these regions. around Babylon. And it specifically talks about Erarat as being the landing place of Noah, of the Ark. It says the Ark.

It says the landing place of the Ark. So we have really good evidence that that story actually happened and that they landed there. Okay. So going forward, this is where it gets interesting. In the story, Zaya Sudruk comes out of the Ark on Ararat, right? and this is from the tablets the anuna gods come down descend down from above

and Enlil the storm god is furious he says no man is supposed to survive the catastrophe and Enki gets into this argument saying I warned him to preserve the seat of life now

now what happens before the tablets fracture off and we never hear anything ever again is that Zayasudra is the last human ever given immortality because he preserved what was the seed of life that I originally thought was genetics. It's not because there were other humans still existing in other parts of the world.

The flood wasn't global. It was the whole region of that part of the world, and I can explain more about that as we go. But the seed of knowledge, I ended up realizing is what these MES are. Now, Zaias Sutra is given immortality for protecting the MES, which is like divine knowledge of everything. of literally everything. He preserves it. He preserves that knowledge. Okay.

And because of that, he's rewarded by being given immortality. And where is his domain in the underworld? So that's what religion turned into hell and all these things. We're going to get into that whole journey. So what happens? Go thousands of years further into the future. Gilgamesh, a tyrant king of Uruk,

is obsessed with his own mortality. And so he knows the stories of Zayasudra. So what does he do? The whole point of the epic of Gilgamesh is that he goes on a journey to go find Zayasudra and find the secrets of mortality, right? It's a wild story. And so in the tablets, he goes to the underworld,

which how he gets there is a whole part of this ancient technology we're going to talk about. But he goes down and that's with the stories of Sharon the boatman, Sam, where it's the Greek story, how they put the gold coins on the eyes and they ferry you across the underworld. We've been shown that all throughout media. Yeah. That comes from this story.

That's where that comes from. Whoa. So Sharon the boatman, imagine a metaphysical reality, ferries Gilgamesh into the underworld, where he meets Zayasudra in his realm. And this is what they say. This is their conversation. It comes from the oldest tablets ever written that's in Penn Museum. That was one of the reasons we also.

went to film there. So I'm going to read this and we're going to talk about it. He says, and this is the conversation between them, but Zayasudra says to Gilgamesh, Lord Gilgamesh, having erected Steele for future days, having founded the temples of gods, you reach Zayasudra in his abode. You brought to the land the Mies of Sumer that were forgotten forever, the commandments and rights. Now, Mies that you brought from the land of Sumer that were forgotten forever automatically right there, Sam,

it tells us that Sumer is from another age. See that? Because it was far older. And the epic of Gilgamesh goes on in that conversation to say that Zaiusudras says to him, you Gilgamesh, you're from Iraq. He talks about his city of Shurupak being from a far earlier time in history.

we can establish that in the narrative. Now, he says here, you brought the land of Mies of Sumer that were forgotten forever. What are the Mies? That's where this is about to get wild. That's where this is about to get really wild. Well, out of thousands of tablets, there are only two that talk about the MES. I've gone through all of them. And the only other tablet that mentions them is called Enki in the World Order, which is wild

because it's talking about how the Anuna gods, are divving up the realms of earth to rule over. That's what it is. And in this, Anana, who you know is also Ishtar, who later becomes other things. Whoa. She says that she knows the me's the holy laws of heaven and earth. So go back really quick.

The person who translated this, his name is in a serialologist named Samuel Noah Kramer. was really good at what he does. I am not going to put him down, but I do believe he incorrectly translated this line right here. They're not commandments and rights. He thought that because of kingship in our modern model. They're not commandments and rights. They're divine laws of heaven and earth. Now put that together. What does Gilgamesh get when he goes to see Zayasudra? The knowledge of everything. Everything. Now imagine seeing Mesopotamium depict of handbags and pine cones being passed. What do you think they're passing around the world?

Knowledge. Not just knowledge, but the knowledge of all. The most high-level divine knowledge, the knowledge of heaven and earth. So what happens? Gilgamesh returns from the underworld. He loses the me's. And then pieces of that knowledge get fragmented in the secret societies and empires who end up using that knowledge in the inverse way

and it's lost to history really and then we go down the darkest road in human history. Oh, dude, that's crazy. How do you lose the me's? Like, what do you do? Imagine it's higher knowledge of everything. Now, imagine you have it, right? You have it with you and you're saying, oh my God.

I need to pass this. But instead of passing it, you retain it and try to use it to find your own immortality and make yourself like a god. Yeah. So he doesn't give it back. He doesn't plant the seed. He doesn't give it to humanity.

He keeps it to himself and then we lose it. And then we go down the darkest road in human history that's ever existed. And what is his name again? Sorry, I'm trying to remember. Gilgamesh. Gilgamesh loses the mees. Because you saw right there. Yeah.

You saw that right here that he gets them. See? Right here. Damn you, Gilgamesh. So he gets the me's. Okay. So this is just like starting the story. We're only just laying the foundation, guys.

This is just the foundation of everything. So what happens? Look, right? Remember? Zaisudor lands in the area. Here's the Babylonian map of the world. Here's those triangles I brought up that show where the land of that is. Sam's land right here, right?

Where Sam was born. This is the ancient land. This is where the stories go to. Now, I became very interested in the Vaughn region because of this. I was like, there's got to be more to this story than that, right? And that's what led me on this whole journey. Now, the first place to bring up is called Shabu's Tepe. It's right in the Vaughn region.

Oh. Why am I in Shabu's Tepe? Because the ancient Armenian genealogy records that you can see that in the book, it actually states that the bloodlines of Noah Zayasudra were continued here. It's right in it. The genealogy, it's right there. And it shows it. And I don't have that graphic, and I apologize.

You can see it in the book. But it shows the genealogy timeline as being an extension that continued here in this region. And so I go to Shavuz Tepi who has an ancient king list. And in that ancient king list, it shows that King Hike, also known as Hikeabird, another name for the site, was a descendant of Zayasudra. So I know there's something going on here. Do you think Armenians are descendants of Zayasutra? Yes. That's why your patron hero is known as Hike, who is a descendant of Zayasudra.

How many kings were on that list? Do you remember approximately? Because they say there was a lot of kings back then. Or did they live on? No, go to the, so if anybody wants to look this up, look up ancient Armenian genealogies. I don't have it in the slideshow, but I have it in the book. And it shows, it's just their Armenian genealogies. It shows that there's an entire set of lineage that goes to hike.

now sam you need to go look up hike because he's your patron he's the patron founder of the armenian nation so if you go to armenia go to yerevan which we will be doing on future trips he's like huge statues of hike with a big bow and arrow and that's because of this site the entire story of hike goes back to this site supposedly he was in a battle in which he slayed bell marduke or like an ancient thing but I think it was more of like an allegorical star thing like Gilgamesh was. But either way, this site is called Hike a Bird after King Hike, and it's supposedly where his lineage extended down the line. So I go here, I go in the field, look at this.

I was talking about being the Wild West of archaeology. Do you see any fences or anything here at all? Nope. Nothing. This is, you go walk around this hill. This is the tour, by the way, these are people in my tour. You come around the hill and you, find these gigantic basalt teas.

These weigh seven tons each. 2,000 pounds each is a ton. So wrap your head around that. There's only one of them in the museum and Vaughn. That's what this is. This is the Vaughn Museum. The rest of these, these seven others, are sitting in the ground still. Just sitting there's just leaving them there?

And wait to you see what they are. Holy shit. Wait to you see how divine and important they are to all of this knowledge. they're just sitting there being ignored. Why? Because this right here, these walls are limestone, Uraltarcine walls, they're up there playing with Adobe stuff.

They're like playing with Adobe and they're like, they're finding pottery shards and they're like, oh my God, I don't mean, look, I don't mean to diminish archaeology. I shouldn't say it like that. But they're focused on that.

And this could matter, couldn't even matter. It just gets overgrown by grass. It's like, it's not even part of like the main part of the site that they excavate. So I go there, I'm like, oh my God. Because I'm trained to look at megalithic loss history stuff. Giant stone work, precision cuts and hard stone.

I know what I'm looking for. And I know what this is. So I know that this right here is not built at the same time as this. And you can touch that freely, right? But the stuff in the pottery over there, you got to use like a brush and stuff. Everything's super. Isn't that hilarious? And it's like quarantined off.

They got fences around. on the pottery and in the pithos. Yeah. And then this down here is like getting snowed over and just like grown over by grass. It's, it's rather humor. If you're listening at home, there's a, there's two pictures on the screen. Matt is in a museum where what we call a tea. It's a, how would you describe that, Johnny?

Like a tea pillar, like a huge tea pillar. A tea pillar. It's a pillar that has like a top section that makes it look like a tea. And he's in one. And one is. taken care of and cleaned and looks. And then he sees another one right there in the ground. You can go up there and just touch it.

Stomp on it. Yes. And so we go filming, we go here and we bring the whole team with me, right? With famous geologist Dr. Robert Schock, archaeologist Hans Orheim and a whole team,

Robert Ever Grant, everybody. So Robert Everett and Dr. Robert Schock, we're sitting, we're standing here. We pull out a ruler. Are you ready for this?

from here to here exactly 12 inches. We're talking about the origins of mathematics and the foot. Okay, on these sites and it's really interesting because it actually even kind of looks like the uppercase Latin letter for pie too,

for Greek. Yeah, it does look like pie. That's why he's trying to describe it. It looks more like pie than a T. Also, it's like an arrow slit on like a modern cast, or not modern, but much later, a castle like you would see in England or something.

Yeah, well, a lot of that stuff was incorporated later history. It's really interesting. So the next site, and the core of all of this, imagine Shavu's Tepe is a nodal temple off of a main temple complex. And that would be ionis. This is

where I believe it all began. This is where Zayas Soudra. And the knowledge was brought to create something very special. Now, take a look at these stones. These are Andesite stones. They're even harder than basalt. Look at these laser cuts.

Again, Moe's hardness scale, density and hardness of stone diamond is a 10 micah is like a one right these are like a seven and a half they're one of the hardest stones on earth how would you be able to carve these not only that but in the back here are the original knights templar crosses i think sam knows about that we've talked a little bit about that um and i don't have a picture right on here i can pull that up after but here's ionis same thing get all these winged guardians all these incredible things here here and now you see all this guy's in the back. You see how it looks like it's like dirt?

Yeah. That's the Adobe mud brick of the Urarthians. The civilization they believe built this. And there's such a mix match between these two because they couldn't recreate this. They built an entire castle on top of it. Whoa. That's crazy.

Because look, Sam, it's not dirt. You see how they're actually mud bricks. See them? Yeah. See how they're all stacked mud bricks. Two different textures for sure. Yeah. So the Eurartians find these unbelievable sites, and they build these castles on top of them.

And then they incorporate all of them into their war culture. And then they change the gods around to be war gods. Okay. And then archaeologists come back and they read this right here. And they go, oh, Rousseau the second built this, the Eurartian king. No. The Euratians came. came and then they embedded their own keneiform into the walls

and then tried to claim ownership for these sites. Yes. That's what they think the Aztecs did, the Mayans did. Cultures all across the world. Worst ones were the dynastic Egyptians when they recarved the Great Sphinx. Yes. That was the worst one.

And we'll get into that as we go. Do you ever pull the expert to the side and be like, look, I know this is their narrative, but like between me and you, like this is bullshit, right? You never like that? Well, they can't acknowledge anything. Look, I work with some archaeologists and I cannot name them who are our top archaeologists, not ones that don't work on the sites. They acknowledge some of them.

Some of them acknowledge what I've found privately and they basically can't. They don't say, but they don't, but they emphasize or they hint, I should say. They hint that they can't say it publicly. Wow. Oh, there's a whole dynamic being controlled here. Now, how do I know that this was, it wasn't original? I don't have pictures on this slide show, but in the book, I go over and show how in the Keneiform, there are damaged areas in the block in which the URTians wrote around, meaning that if you had the capability to build these stones with the most sacred temple,

and you had a damaged block, you would just put a new one in. But instead, the damaged areas, they wrote around them, because if he didn't, they would break the block, right? And the texture is different, too. And that means that means that. they came and found it without any inscriptions because again i don't think this civilization left any writings behind at all that's not how they conveyed information and so they come and they find it and then they put their kaneiform in and then archaeologists think it's like a closed story like oh it was the rartians which are by the way for a timeline understanding for people the urartians were here 2,800 years ago

2,800 years ago during the iron age and i believe that this was originally built are you ready? 40,000 years ago. Which means your artines come around, come thousands of years later and find this and then turn into a castle and then put their canaiform

and then archaeologists believe they built it. Wow, dude. We're talking tens of thousands of years later. Yeah, yeah. And so the next one on the site that's right next to Ionis is called Kef Kalesi. These giant basalt blocks on a mountain top. Now this,

relief came from there in front of me. Now, remember when I talked about in the beginning of the show finding an artifact with my tour? It was the bottom part of one of this with the lion. We found the whole bottom part of this. And for some context, this is four feet by four feet. They're huge.

Hold on. You found that? Yeah. Yeah. Wow. So what, the bottom was sticking out and you're like, what is this? And then you guys found that? Yeah, I mean, do you want me to show you a picture of it? Whoa. Make sure if you want to see it.

Here. Let me pull it up really quick just because we're talking about it. Yeah, so we find it and we gave it back to on the slope because I told you it's like the Wild West. They're not looking for this stuff. They don't care about the basalt. They care about like the pottery and the doby. That's not supposed to be funny. But you know what I'm saying.

Well, it's ridiculous. That's why it's funny. Yeah. For sure. So let me pull this up because you guys are going to absolutely love this. Are you ready? That's so crazy. You found something that cool?

I would take it. Would they let? Let's say I made a billion dollars. Could I go grab one of those pies, those pie symbols and bring them back home if I drop some glued on them? Maybe. Okay. You ready, guys?

Check this out. I'm going to pull this up. Let me get my window maxed here because I'm not able to. There go. Can you guys see this? Yep, it's pulling up right now. Ooh, all the bottom of it, yeah, where the line part is. So we found that.

We found like a priceless artifact that's part of what I believe is one of the most important artifacts in the world. And we know if there's at least 12 of these, these giant release. You know how much they weigh guys? Those giant pieces together, they weigh somewhere between 20 and 40 tons. Whoa. They're unbelievable. Originally, like, fully reconstructed, how deep are they? deeply, you mean, well, they're not hollow, they're solid.

That's what I'm saying. Like how, how deep? Like, how far back? How big is the chunk? What are the dimensions of it, I guess? Three feet by three feet by four feet. Oh, wow. Oh, wow.

Okay. So hold on. So I was three feet on every side and then four feet across the top. Do you find a bunch of pieces and they put it together? No, a lot of them are still fully intact. This is, but some of them were severely damaged. Unfortunately, when they first, listen to this guys. And I don't know if I've ever told this.

story fully, but, and again, I'm not trying to put down archaeologists, but when they discovered this site, and here, I'll stop sharing this, and let me go back to what we were doing before. That's crazy. Okay, so can you see that? Yeah. Okay. When they first found these, this was the only, they first find this one in like a gully, and they bring it, they bring it down the valley, right?

They bring, and it was the only one intact. They get back up on the mountain. They find, like, eight or ten. others and they try to move them with a bulldozer and they broke them all oh my god they they admitted that to me they admitted that to me this is the 1960s oh my god they broke them all and so a lot of those pieces then tumbled down the hill from the parts of it and then we found them that's what we're finding is basically parts of this and you can see clearly guys that that piece of the line was from right here oh at first i thought it was like oh oh

Johnny, it's like that story we heard or someone came on and said where this kid found all these papers and he brought to his mom and he just, oh, no, no, that was on conspiracy social club where there's these like amazing papers that were found, like these ancient papers. This kid found him in a cave in a vase and he brought to his mom and his mom used the papers for as for. Oh, God. Yeah. Oh, boy. So, so here we go. this artifact. Now, I cannot emphasize this enough. The secrets and

what is contained in this has been a huge part of all of this. And I want to make a statement I've said before is I do believe that this is the most important artifact, bar none that exists. From what it contains. And we'll get into what that is as we go along.

But what I want everyone to focus on are, I mean, move this for a minute. Everybody focus on some of the themes here. Number one, Sam, you ready? All the teams. See, the T's everywhere. Look, everywhere. Here's the same tease. Look at the three level indents in the center. Exactly the same. Look. See? Yeah. Three level inserts. T's all over it. Then you need to, here's your pine cone and your first chalice, I believe, in history, which tells us that he's passing a religious or spiritual doctrine. Now, here you have your three, three pyramids, three levels, three levels. levels and the negative space is your inverted pyramid behind it.

You see that? Yeah. Well, watch where we go with this, gentlemen. This is about to get exciting. Now, this depiction is actually depiction of the underworld. This is a war gone named Nergal. And this is Enki, Enki, the creator of humanity and the one who warns Zayasudra of the flood. And they are playing positive and negative roles in the underworld.

One is a demon and one is an angel. Think of it that way. Whoa. So they have to. That's the model that exists is that positive negative. Duality. Positive negative, yes, positive negative above. And that is how it works.

So there are absolutely demons. They are simply just playing all those roles, guys. These are the Ananaki. That's what they are. They've always been playing those roles. That's what they do. So here they're passing knowledge. You get the teas.

You have the tetrahegian flowers. It's like hidden codes if you don't know what to look for the eagles guarding the path of ascension, seven rays coming of light at the top. Now, we won't jump too far ahead. Let's get there when we get there. So then you have these incredible underwater ruins under Lake Vaughn right off of this site. So right below the mountain where the lake is, you find these. And they were not found guys until 2017.

They're one of the newest archaeological discoveries bar none in the world, okay? That's crazy. Now get this. These are the deepest confirmed underwater ruins in the world. Sit with that for a moment. Confirmed.

There are ruins off of Greece and off of Egypt that are confirmed that are shallower than this. Because these ruins go up to 75 feet underwater, up to. Whoa. So this is actually me right here. And I am

diving down to the somewhat closer ones. So they're basically, they start at like 30 feet down. And then they go out, the whole area is like 30 feet up to 75 feet underwater. And these underwater ruins are part of this whole understanding, this whole mystery.

Okay, there's a reason why it's perfectly circular, which it is. So if you dive down, Sam, if you jump off your boat and you look down, this entire temple is a perfect circle, which is not easy to make with these blocks to do that.

Okay? So last year, we go filming and we're one of the first group to ever film. In fact, the person who discovered this, Tossin Jalen, a famous underwater diver, he joined my team and we went there and he was the reason we were able to do this. So I dove down with them and I got to touch this unbelievably sacred, important place that the world doesn't even know about yet. We filmed it all. And what you're seeing there, Sam, is that in my next to my hand is a counterclockwise spiral like a galaxy

like the universe. Then in the center is two circles with a tree of life like motif but they're more like seeds of life and then the other side is broken but I believe it was like it was a clockwise spiral so

so expansion we don't know shit about I mean dude what's happened this is all so mind blowing so here are your artian civilizations they say built all things. They were a war culture. They were using Iron Age tools. They were battling and fighting. This is what they built. This is Ionus. They built these really crude walls. This is Adobe

Mudbrick. They are what archaeologists believe built these sites. Come on. Now, here's an awesome example from Ionis. This is this is the basalt, incredible stonework I talked about earlier on. They're like pillows perfectly put together. This is the mud brick castle guys. Try to imagine for a minute, like put your head into the fact that take this grass out. This is a castle, the remains of a giant castle. None of this is dirt. These are all bricks. See them?

Yeah. This is a giant castle on top. So what we see here is kind of like an excavated mound or mountain, let's say. It's a hillside. Hillside, yeah. And you dig deep enough, you get to what looks like the remnants of a castle. And then you go even deeper than that. you see this perfectly cut square stones underneath stones underneath yeah yeah it's like they try to replicate

it but not even close no but they try to just build on top of it to cover it yeah and this is bedrock so the original civilization is mirroring is merging this with bedrock which is very important energetically they had a lot of things they were doing for a reason and one of them was that but notice how whatever like remained of this wall they just simply built on top of it yeah so We see that with the Catholic Church, though, very famous sites. They'll put a church right above it so people can't go. America, especially Mexico. The Catholic Church builds right on top of ancient Aztec and Mayan sites.

Yep, right at Mexico City. Yeah. Exactly. Mexico City is a perfect example. It's built right on to Noctalon in the ancient capital of the Aztec. Here's another image before we move on really quickly. Here's I honest, the antisite with the altar, which is a T, by the way, a giant T. There was.

And look at the Uralti and Mudbrook, the castle that was on top. So again, there's your mismatch. Now, I want to keep going because some of these, we have to, we have to move here, quick. Okay. Again, Chavuz-Tpe, where the T's are, incredible basalt mixed in with this limestone that they believe was built by the same culture. All right? So it's like, look, you can actually almost cut your finger on this stick. Yeah, look how.

And I believe, again, by honest dating, I believe I can prove that this stonework here is, 40,000 years old. It's like the Washington monument or something. It's crazy. It's incredible. And now, one more thing to add on this before I go, this was replicated and added this piece right here. Yeah.

And get this. Modern times they put this in to try to look like this. And they didn't even use basalt because basalt's not native. This stone is not native to the area. They don't even know where it came from. Some think it came from hundreds of miles away. So instead, in our modern times, we don't use basalt to fill this in. We just fill them with concrete.

This is concrete. We can't even replicate what they did. Try to imagine that. So really quick before we get into the big stuff, this is just some comparison to show you that I then realize that we're talking about something global. That the same similar designs, the same stonework, I was finding. all around the world. Look, the three-level step pyramid, I'm seeing it in Peru, right? I'm seeing it all over the world. Bolivia. The whole team embarks on this journey. Everybody, all these experts, like 10 experts on my team, we all descend on Peru and Bolivia. And we're like,

we're going to get to the heart of this mystery, right? So here we are, Oriente Tombo. This part broke off on the left side, but look, not only do you have the three-level step period, but the door is there, too. Like, really? And the same thing is there. And then you go right next to it. This is also Aonti Tambo. Yeah, dude, look at that. And redirect the spring, the most sacred thing of the entire site, the spring, which is why they built it.

They find this outcropping of basalt. And they carve this incredible design with the three levels, three levels with three steps. And then they deliberately have the water flow right over the top of it. Okay? That shows you how sacred it is. same thing then the most important symbol of all in South America

the Chicana we then see is basically is just the origin is just the inverted and non-inverted pyramid from Vaughn stacked on top of each other see that? Just the same thing and then we just keep going

and then there's the T's the T's like I showed you so then you get there you have the T's and you're starting to create like a codex right like a codex of the same thing. step pyramid, the doors, the T, get ready to hear the themes here, the tree of life, the pine cone, there's a codex here. Okay.

So go to Bolivia, go to Bolivia in South America, and you get the sun gate, the backside. There you get three doors, the three doors with the middle door being the biggest, okay? Remember that theme. Keep an eye on that theme as we go. Now here's what gets really curious. they take the T and the inverted step pyramid and they combine them together with the door. They take all three symbols in Bolivia, all three. You'll see this as we go.

I have a better example than this. So the door, the inverted pyramid, and the T, and they put them into one single symbol. Wow. Now watch. I have way better examples than that. So we realize the code is around the world. I found the same symbols in some smaller temples in Cambodia and the jungles outside of Angor, Watt and Tom.

I found, and these are the primary locations that we found them. So, this is where I'm, it's going to just, are you guys ready? This is where it explodes and blows open for everything. Because you take all those, your understanding of those symbols now. And then we're about to just expand on it, you know, a thousand times over. This is where I was. I was, this was November.

I was going to publish the documentary. We were going to finish it. in the middle of editing. I was trying to get my book done, the missing key. I was like, I feel like I have enough evidence to show there's a code around the world cross-continental that we can follow and try to open up this lost conversation conversation, right? Lost civilization conversation. So I felt like I was in a good place.

I felt like I had something that was like a code that was being unlocked until this happened. So I'm sitting in, for those who listen to the story, apologies, I got to, you know, keep saying the same story over and over again. but I am that picture in the left, Sam, if you watch shows we did all the way back five, six years ago, that picture was hanging in my room behind me, sitting there behind my head. You can go see it on any show.

I found it. I bought it eight years ago on a yard sale for like $4. Super generic image of the sphinx. I was like, whatever. I just held it, I had it everywhere. I looked at it all the time. One day, it's snowing outside,

and I get this really weird intentional thought that comes into my head. very strange moment. I'm no stranger to the metaphysical worlds. So I said, look at the picture. And I was like, really? I was like, I've looked at that picture hundreds of times. And I actually sat down on the couch and ignored it. Comes in again.

Look at the picture. So I entertain it. I got up. Certainly, you know, got up and looked at it, not really like very confident. I was like, okay, whatever. And it was like something formed in front of me that I'd never seen. It was very strange moment. here on something that's right in front of me,

all of a sudden what looked like an inverted, broken, a half broken, so only the left side still there. Yeah. And in a half broken inverted step pyramid on the Giza Plateau. Yeah, there it is. So I was like, wow, wait a minute. So before I got too excited, though, I was like, well, where is this? There must be lots of other images of it.

Must be really easy to find. The Giza Plateau is the most archaeologically studied, most visited ancient sites in the world, bar none. So it's not the place you'd expect to find the next connection to this at all, right? So the first thing I do is try to find images of this. I can't find any other images anywhere, anywhere, even doing reverse AI searches. So I then did a little research for where it is. Turns out it's in one of the only, if not the only major, off-limits place on the entire

Geesea Plateau called the Sphinx Temple. You can't go there. There's gates in front of it. You can't go in there. And I thought that was really perplexing. Because the nearby Valley Temple you can go to. But here you have a temple that happens to have this next code or ancient mystery in it. It's like the only off-limits area.

So I found that really perplexing. So I contacted Dr. Robert Schock and Egyptologist Mohammed Ibrahim, who were one of the only scientists or academics that we knew of that I knew of that have studied this. They both had never seen it. Or noticed it. So the first thing I do is I pull up the site layout so from above. So if you imagine when they find these sites, they design what the layouts are, right? Like how everything's sitting, like what it looks like.

So if you're going to build a building Sam, you would have like a blueprint layout, right? Of what it, where everything would go. Well, when I saw this, I had a heart attack. Literally, this is the temple layout for the Sphinx temple where that stone is. Oh, there they are. shit, they're right there. So the entire step pyramid, both inverted and averted and the T's. Look.

Yeah. And then the Valley Temple is a gigantic T. Wow. So I was like, oh my God. Wait a minute. Has anyone ever noticed this before? Has this ever been found? And I don't believe it has.

And if it has, Sam, it's your friends at the top who don't want anyone in the world to about it and they probably already did know. Which is why they probably don't let you there, right? The only off-limits place on the Giza Plateau, pretty much, is this. And that's where it is. Pretty strange to be a coincidence, guys. So contact Dr. Robert Schock. I sent him all my findings.

I'm like, if anybody is going to prove something like this to be a theory to move forward, it's him. I highly revere him as an academic. He really does his homework. So, day or so goes by. He sends me an email back. and instead of any pushback, he goes, I love this line. He says, hey, Matt, I was looking at the mortuary temple connecting Coffreys pyramid right up, right above the Sphinx.

And it looks like the design is in the second pyramid as well. So this is the entryway when you get into the second pyramid. Whoa. Here's your T's and here's your step pyramid into the design itself. So I'm like, oh my God, the second pyramid or Coffreys pyramids included. So I immediately run to the Great Pyramid. This is Kufu's pyramid, which isn't really Kufu. And there it is.

The step pyramid is embedded. Here's your T's too. Into the Mortuary Temple connection. And then I go to Mancure's pyramid. Same thing. Same thing. The design is in all three of the Great Pyramids now. So now you have the Sphinx temple, the Valley Temple.

Now the Sphinx, because it's obviously involved in the same time period. And then you have the three great pyramids. in the same code. The same code. So I was like, this is getting crazy, right? So Dr. Robert Schock said that, you know, famous quote that I love where he says, Matt, it's one thing to argue symbols and stones around the world,

which can maybe be said as a coincidence, but it's another thing to have those same symbols in the entire temple layouts. Because these are layouts that the archaeologists made themselves. How can you argue when those same, layouts, the entire temples are incorporated in with those designs, in the layouts. That's why Chabu's Tepe had a giant tea, and we'll get into that. So I then, obviously, I'm ticked off to the whole temple layout thing with older structures,

so I go hundreds of miles south of the Great Pyramids to the Temple of Horace. Okay? Temple of Horace, and look at this. each entryway are T's that go from being bigger to smaller, which is called fractal geometry, something bigger and smaller, and each area combines a step pyramid and the T's together all over it. Not only that, but the Sousi Temple design of Ionis is exactly mirrors this, and I'll show that when we go, meaning that this code is now embedded

into these ancient structures all around the world, and I'm not even close to being done yet. Yeah. Go ahead. This is incredible. So wait to you see that we keep going now. We keep going. So here is, this is Tiu and Aoku in Bolivia. Here you have the step pyramid, the door, and the T in one symbol, right?

And there it is in an anti-side block. So we're at the site, and this is the part I want to explain to everybody, is that what I call a home run on this, when you know 100% definitively what you found is when this symbol is not only a, in the stone, but in the entire temple layout too. Hans, archaeologist and Dr. Robert Schock, give them props, give them props for this one. At the same site, the entire temple layout, the whole site at Tijuana, is the exact same symbol in the site itself.

Whoa, the step pyramid. So if you fly over with a helicopter over Tijuana, the site is that on the ground level. And there's the T2. The potty symbol. So they're incorporating these into symbols and stones, and then the entire temples were built to incorporate them within it. You see that? You're the first one to see all this.

That's incredible. Well, let's go to, can I actually hide that? Maybe I don't want that to be in the way. So we welcome, let's go across the world. Let's go to India. Let's go to Kailasa, India. The largest single mountain temple ever created. It's a solid basalt mountain that they literally excavated the entire mountain.

cut this out of the mountain. None of these are stones that they put down. It's the mountain itself just taken away. That's crazy. Imagine that, okay? One of the most monumental ancient sites, barren on the world, but no one's looking for this code. So I pull up the temple layout, and I was like, oh my God.

At the very heart of Kailasa, the entire thing is built around this one central area, and it's the exact same three symbols in one. in the temple design at Kailasa. This is Kailasa Temple. Now, all the stairways around it have all a bunch of, you know, level, different amounts of stairs, but the stairs that enter into the center are the only ones that have three levels. Again, three is repeating over and over again and everything.

Look here. One, two, three. So the code just keeps going. Now, the reason we, know where the origin of it is is because you've got to go find the proto form of the symbols. Back to Ionis, back to Vaughn region. Look, here you have the proto symbols right here. The step pyramids, both inverted and nonverted. All the doors, the T's.

Now, this is the Susie Temple design. Take a look at this design. You see how it looks? Look at it really carefully how the design is. Now watch. Let's go back. Look, you see it? Yeah.

Right there. the Susie Temple design is at the very heart of these places. And then here it is again. See? That's what Ionis is. So when we're looking at Ionis, we're looking into the entryway inside. Now look, there you have that fractal geometry again.

T's getting bigger and bigger. And there's your step pyramid designed into the layout of the entrance. See it? Yeah. It's all been hiding right in front of us in plain sight. These symbols and motifs, they're incorporated and embedded, all into this, meaning that this, right here.

What is all this? Firstly, we're told that no civilizations anywhere around the world had connections, or let alone higher knowledge, right? And yet, they're all building and incorporating this into their sites. This is where it all broke open. Because once I saw the designs in the temple layouts, I was like, okay, but what are they? I don't understand what they are.

That's great. We have these designs everywhere in the world, and I had some ideas. I was a little bit close on the tea. But basically, I was studying ancient hermetic geometric designs, a term, literally a word that is almost extinct and has gone into oblivion. I write about that in the book. Almost nobody on Earth even spoke this word anymore. So I find this word, a single word, Sam. And I realize that the word itself gives us the answers to basically, everything. And what these all are are cosmograms, meaning that this civilization understood the structure of the universe. Cosmograms. So a cosmogram for everybody listening online, and remember that word, it'll be the new buzzword of the future, is a geometric design that represents the three aspects of the structure of the universe. Three. Remember that concept of everything with three over and over and over again, it's because of this. So they believe that the entire universe was made of only three pieces. Okay.

What are those three pieces? Well, ancient Egyptian book of the dead and understandings carry that down very well, as well as other ancient cultures, like including the ancient Indian, Indian, Hindu cultures. They say that there is the physical reality that we live in. And I'll imagine reality is like an ice cream sandwich. And the vanilla in the center is physical reality. Now, the chocolate on each side, on the top and bottom, represents the two other realms of reality. The upper realm and the lower realm are both metaphysical realms of reality that are not physical.

It's not space. They're metaphysical realms of reality we can only get to through very specific shamanic processes or psychedelics. Does that make sense? Yes. So when people have huge amounts of DMP and they go and they see fractal mandolas of sacred geometries because they're literally seeing another realm of reality. They're seeing the higher realm of reality, which they call, the ancients call the celestial realm.

Now the lower realm or heaven. Now the lower realm beneath us, the other piece of chocolate is that makes up the sandwich is the underworld. That religion just conveniently calls hell. as an evil place. They understood it all functions as part of a system, part of a connection to itself, in which nothing is separate, including us.

Now, do you know that there's a Trinity of three that's within us, Sam? Do you know that? No. So, the Holy Trinity? Yes. Father, son, the Holy Ghost. Yeah. Now translate that out of religious terms into science terms,

the body, the mind, and the spirit. The three pieces that make us up, make up us, okay, are those three pieces, mind, body, and spirit. That's what Father, Son, the Holy Ghost also translates to. So this concept of three repeating over and over again goes far beyond just that, the three pyramids of Giza, the Earth, Moon, the Sun, and then even the relationship of the three belt stars of Orion. Now, the reason why I exited the presentation is that this is where I lose a lot of people right here. This moment of dating and then getting into what all this knowledge is is where I go right over everybody's head. Because a lot of the challenges we're facing right now is simply, can we prove lost civilizations even exist? can we just prove that that chapter exists?

And so I have a lot of good dating slides ahead of us. And I also have explanations that go deeper into all this. But I don't know where we are in time. And I don't know if you want to like discuss where we already are. Well, we're an hour and 40 minutes. Do you want to keep going? Do you want to do a part two? Whatever you're whatever you want, Sam, whatever you think.

Up to you. We can do dating today too if you want. We can do dating if you want. or we can get into, we probably can't do both, either dating or going deep into all the symbols, but that might be a part two, right? Let's do a part two. Let's do it.

What do you guys think? A part two, because I feel like that part's going to be a big chunk. And, you know, people have attention spans. So back to back, like soon, soon. Yeah, I think we'll think we'll set it up back to back. I think we did that last time with you, Matt. Like, you're always a two episode guest.

Well, I mean, you don't, what you want to do is if you're leading someone along and you try to go too far, they end up rejecting it, right? Not because it's not necessarily true. No, I don't think it's, I think it's overload them. Yeah, it's, it's, here's the thing. There's so much data being put out that it's hard for people to go back to listen to an old part of something that's been presented. So what, what I want to wrap on is, so what you're saying is that these, these, these, these, The step pyramids with the T represents the three parts of the universe. Is that what we're getting to?

Yeah, and I can get into the three doors and how it goes to the three doors of, you know, that whole other thing, it goes to the three doors of Da Vinci and the Last Supper and how all of this is continued through history and it goes into profound places relating to ancient hermeticism, hermeticism and ancient knowledge. And that's the whole other avenue of this potentially for part two. but the other part we still have if you want to do today is dating and that's that's the whole other part of this um or you know whatever you're whatever you want to the next part you want to go to i say we talk to mark we set this up for for early the early show next week and we do a bang

to bang so it's still fresh in people's minds we'll have another episode come out and then we'll follow it up with with this second episode which we'll do dating and the hermeticism and all that stuff and they'll know it's more of a visual podcast for episode two maybe we can sit down and be ready to watch what we do we'll do call us part one cosmogram and then part two will be the dating what do you think johnny i think that's the movie yeah because to rush it now would be to kind of short change the rest of it i'm i'm learning my lessons guys okay and it's the idea that if you go too far you're actually just having people reject your message because you push them too far well i think you've done an amazing job i mean this is absolutely

absolutely mind-blowing because it basically represents that even though they want us to believe these are all separate people like, oh, you got Thailand, then you got like Switzerland, and then you got Peru, and then you got China, you know, that these are all separate things. But in reality, there's a very much a common thread between all of them. And what I really want to say is that I have a belief that so many of these world wars that we have and all these wars we have is about erasing our history and if you see what's kind of going on right now with ajabasan through and man i'm not trying to bring you in anything but basically israel supplying ajabijan with all these insane weapons and the attacks on armenia and what

you're telling me right now that kind of fits in that they're especially you're thinking that this is like a cradle of civilization, that this is erasing all this history. Yeah. And I mean just add to that, that's actually so true. Now, one of the sites that I talk about is a place called Aindara, Ane D-A-R-A. It's in Syria. And a number of years ago, like 15 years ago or so, I think it's a little more than, I don't have the exact date. Turkey accidentally bombed, dropped bombs on it during.

some fighting with like a Syria or whatever and they they accidentally drop bombs in the wrong place and they obliterated that entire site yeah i i mean that's exactly i mean that and you know everybody wants to talk about this area is all about oil i think that is a sciop to get us to be okay with it i really do believe that this whole area mesopotamia babylon all that is ancient and that's really what this is all about. Taking back ancient sites and erasing stuff that lets us know that we're a lot more special than we really want to believe. And maybe we can't get back to that, but that there's, and then eliminating all these people

that are dealing with plasma, dealing with free energy, dealing with all that stuff, it's kind of like, oh, we're not going back to that, uh-uh, uh-uh, you know, and stopping that. So, and let me add to that is say that I want to give a little bit of a snapshot for where we're going. And for what this is, just a little bit for people. So we don't end on like a cliffhanger like that. This civilization, when I uncovered, when I started to figure out what all the symbols mean and then connect it all together, like on the bar relief and what it all means, once I put it together and then what it led to was profound. I never in a million years imagined it was going to lead to a chapter of. history in which this civilization understood the universe and understood everything and knowledge

in a way that we don't today, where it's only fragments and like a shadow version of what we are now from what we used to be. And that is what is being suppressed and hidden, is that this chapter allows us to illuminate ourselves once again to the grandeur of what we once were and remember who we are and are placed in the universe. And it brings the power back that has been stripped away. And that is why this will truly bring back this harmony and equilibrium and balance in the future to humanity that we have not had. Because remember, remember how Gilgamesh lost the Meese? I'm going to make sure I bring them back so that they'll never be lost ever again. I love that, dude. That's fire. That is fire. The Meese. Matt, excellent episode, all-time

banger all you can't get nominated twice for uh the mount crushmore you're already on it but man that was a mount crushmore episode one more time tell them where they can find you yeah please check out if you want to join my tours or um the stage of time you can go for links on that in my book you know the missing key ancient code of a lost civilization is on amazon and of course my youtube channel and matthew lecroy but i really do appreciate everyone that supports me even though this is that early phase of the journey where when you find something so big that other people sort of are they're there are hesitant to want to jump on board i just want to say to all those supporters i have in people that believe in what this is and what i'm doing thank you from you know from the bottom of my heart well you

deserve it all and this is exciting news and i'm so excited to tell my armenian and about vaughn and all that stuff so matt we loved it great thing and uh all right let's break down the episode all right What did you guys think of Matt LaCroix? Who, Mount Crush Moore. Yeah, I mean, he's already on there. He can't get voted twice. Yeah. He'd have to change his name and become back, come back as trans.

Yeah. That's how you know you're good when you get a part two twice. Melissa LeCroy. How are you? You look like so when we knew. That's funny. Loved it. I thought it was great, dude.

Me too. I thought, I mean, especially hearing about, like, it really, like, hit me hard. Like he's like where you're from is where so much of that starts. Yeah, I mean, just the coincidence of that was rad. I, I, I, like, the more you go into, like, obviously now, like, we found out that you're part of a fucking ancient civilization. Yeah, yeah. What's crazy to know is like, where would you be if you wouldn't have started the pot? Because it's obviously, it's growing crazy, like zero this.

Like you would have never, this is like deep, deep in that hole. Yeah, that's deep in a hole. Also, actually, if he had never started the pot, we would have to talk to him so much about all this thing. You know what I mean? Like just everything. We are, it would just be, I mean, I'm mad, because where's your outlet if you don't get to talk about this, like, for hours. I mean, just think of where I started, where I am now. And you look at those old episodes and how fucking, like, brand new I am to everything.

Like, I always had an understanding of conspiracies, but it was very basic bitch shit. Right? Yeah, we were still getting our minds blown by JFK back then. Yeah, right? I mean, the crazy shit. And that's like kindergarten shit at this point. But this is insane, dude. Especially when you're talking to somebody who's putting their hands on these objects, like unearthing them literally.

But how crazy is that, Johnny? You could just be walking through a field, be like, what is that? Oh my God, this state's back 70,000 years ago. You're like, whoa, can I keep it? No, you can't keep it. It's one of the great things. If I ever made a shit ton of money, I would go get one of those, dude. Can I pay you for this?

How much do you need for me? I will buy it from you. He's making it seem like you can kind of steal it if no one's really looking. No, he never said that, dude. I mean, that's you. He literally said it's just... You're so shady, dude. And you could you take it dog?

Bring you home and show the chick and bang them. He's trying to say if you're a scumbag. You could steal it. I think he did say that if you're a scumbag. I'm the one who dug it up. Fucking finders keepers. Crazy. Like some guys, yes.

I'm sorry, Sam. You're forgetting the well-known finders' keepers international law. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. International. But is that crazy? Like, you're on just a tour. and you just trip over something and you look down

you're like, yeah, that wasn't my dick this time. It was an ancient object from the precursor civilization. Isn't that crazy, dude? And then it's, and then like to find those patterns everywhere when no one else saw them.

Yeah. Yeah. And you know the other guys when he's up, they're like, oh, what did I see that? Must that must that, must be so satisfying, right?

I don't know what I was trying to be like Yoda there. That must be. Right? I mean, how satisfying must have you, right? Yeah. To find those things and then make those connections. Like, what are we doing with our lives? Stop, Jeremy.

I mean, dude, you're doing amazing. He is doing amazing. Everyone has their journey. Guys, real quick, some of you guys are looking at my glasses. I don't have an arm on them because my daughter came and broke. She likes to do this with them. Eye glasses is air. That's what you...

Remember why I was doing that with my old 90s rapper classes? And then that, then they broke. You got a lot like, fix your glasses as old. No, Dana's like, why are you? you doing that? I could go get those glasses fixed. Right now, I go, it's my new style. You know this conversation reminding me of that thing I talked to you guys about the other day on

what cash daddies or whatever? Those words like false cognates is what they call them. Their words that existed independent of each other. Did we talk about that in cash days or broken sin? It might have been broken sim. Someone else was there, though. We were talking to

someone else about it too. But anyway, they want us to believe that these words like in Persian the word bad means the same thing as it does in English but they say that that's just a coincidence a total it's just a total coincidence the Aborigines in Australia

called dogs dogs dogs dog and no connection between those the development it's just a coincidence according to them just something happened and broke everything up yeah yeah there's just I don't know if it's telepathic or if there was

an ancient international, like global civilization culture. But yeah, something. I mean, and you brought up the Tower of Babel. And you can see how culture can change, how language can change. Like you remember when, um, uh, and I, what's her name? Whitney Houston or Daly Martin, Houston. Yeah.

Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown had a show and they were speaking English, but they had to put the subtitles on there because nobody knew what the fuck they were saying. Yeah. Like that's how quickly. Aussie Osbourne too, you know. Language can change. Yeah. Is that nuts?

Hey, if you go to samtriplea.com, want to thank everybody who came to, uh, no, tonight, what is this, Friday night? Yeah.

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I'm only doing half an hour. They have not said anything I couldn't do yet. If they, let me go nuts. It's going to be crazy. Which, you send them? I sent them, I sent them, uh, pussy is a great weapon to mass destruction. I sent that the times I've been called the N-word. I'm hoping they don't see it. And I'm telling you, I'm doing the retard bit. I mean, I might as well not even do. You have to. Like, that's an instant classic, dude. Instant

classic. A kills in the room, dude. That's enough. Yeah, kill, like, it destroys the room. Albuquerque, then the thousandth episode. So now we're debunkers. debating if we should have an after party because it will be midnight because we're going to have to keep this show tight it's going to be tight there an hour and a half yeah because we're known for keeping it tight well we're going to have to go up there and keep it tight johnny I'm just saying. It's going to be. Good luck. So I have to call them to see if they have a set up for a podcast

because Kill Tony does something there. So we have to find out what we have to bring. Yeah, because we don't have like live broadcast equipment. Yeah, so we'll have to call. And if we got, because there's so many people in Austin, they got to have live podcasting equipment. Yeah. Right?

Must, must. Then I'm going to be in joke world, Lawrence, Kansas. Then I'm going to be in, I might be going to Miami. very excited. Welcome to Miami. Yeah, Tulsa, Skank Fest in New Orleans, and then closing out in Austin. I'm very excited, dude. Go to samtribley.com. Got all my videos, my premium content. Look how fire that is, dude.

Look how fire that is. You love jerking yourself off about your thumbnail. My thumbnail is great where I have like an outdoorsman and a trans guy. Look at that. A trans? I thought she's kind of hot. No, see, that's a trans. You got me. Is that just an AI generated image or is it an actual transfer? That's, yeah, that's me in makeup. You black? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's, it's how far away is a wolf from a dog?

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We're trying to help you. You know what? You guys got 1700? Yeah, dude. Numbers. Is that more? I don't know. Numble.

Has it gone up? I thought it was 1750 at one point. No, it was 1600 last week? Was it? Last week? Yeah. Yeah, I think you're right. I'm going to just go with it so I don't cry.

I've been paying attention. You guys are killing it. Okay. Johnny, talk about it. Yeah, we had Evan Hand, join us on the pod this week. Another one of my protegees is. that what they're called? Yeah, you could call him that. Yeah, I got him into everything. I'm wise. I'm not sure if he would call. He would. He totally says. Yeah, you can totally say that.

Johnny, shut up. He's, he's, how he is posting videos daily there, deranged looking videos where he's describing, you know, moves in the market. Okay, this is, he says that's the last time he gives it away. Yeah, he's going to remember. So was that only like seven days ago. Let's see if it happens again. It says right there five days ago. Yeah, but that's not, you don't know what he's talking about. But there he's telling you where the strike is, where the, when to sell, all that shit right there. It's like, oh, I don't even have to subscribe.

And the big thing with the Patreon is a community that has grown up around it. We got Discord, right? Discord there. People sharing ideas in real time coming up with, you know, and it's a real exchange of, you know, ideas by people who want to provide. Do you like trying to make money, dude? If you don't, then don't join. Yeah, don't join if you don't like trying to make money.

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Social, nuke socialist. What is it? It is the exact same thing that Trump uses for truth social. What do you mean? It's the exact same thing. It's the exact same platform. So you ripped off truth social?

No, no, no. He used this system that we've been using for a while. So Trump stole your idea. I wouldn't say that. I'm not the only one who does it. But you go on there, you'll get all my social media. They're now integrating my Instagrams. So bang, bang, pow.

Do you got me? You'll get it right there. Nukes social. Newk social, dude. You can go to nuke. Dot social as well. What was the story? It's called that for a reason, right?

Yeah, because all my Instagram, all my social media was getting nuked. It didn't, right. But it would survive if it survives in this bunker, this nuclear bunker of. I love it, though. So I'm going to be finally a place for people who have been nuked. See? Look, I'm talking there, Johnny. Like it's 1980s video.

video game. I was fully banned from Twitter, so I should be on nuke social. You should get on new social. I should talk to them about getting all your social on there as well. Yeah, you should promote this in Japan for everyone got nuked. He gave me a look like he said something there. It was so funny. He's like, yeah, you know. Check out the new broken singer. That was good. Okay. And what else, XT? Just check out my podcast. Hit the like button and leave a

review on all of this. And what about our YouTube channel? Let's go check it out. You need to put a link on it. A link. Yeah, we got to make a, I got to make a, I got to make a banner for that. I got to put that for World War Debate too. Oh, go to World War Debate. Yeah, let's do that. Can you tell us the thing? Is it time yet for the big announcement that you were talking about last week? No. Damn. It's close, though. We know it, so you guys really want to hear it, but you guys have to wait. Yeah, it's close. It's close. But the word on the street and the streets are talking this Sunday night, we announced the brackets and it's going to begin.

Okay, so just know. How many days will it take to finish that? Probably like a week or two. Will it be every day or like every weekend? I don't think it will be every day. I think it would be like every couple days. Does somebody know? Does somebody know?

I will ask them. Okay. Would you like that? No, I just don't know if you don't know because it hasn't been planned or if nobody knows. No, they know and I will ask them. I will ask them. Look at me.

Look at my analysis. Like, just show up sometimes. I'm analyzing right there. I'm analyzing. She's taking it all in right there. It's better than those AI ones where it's just like you, like looking into the distance, like a, like the future of humanity. Like, do you know what I'm talking about that one? Because I was, Johnny.

I'm psychic, you piece of shit. Oh, Ben Swan wants me on a show. I got him up. Yeah, you got to reply to that guy. I will. I'll reply today. Go back. Yeah, go down.

go down, go down. That's it. So finally on LaCroix. Oh, I should be having my brand new crowd work special should be dropping soon. It's called Hero. And that should probably, hopefully I'll have it in a day or two. And then two weeks after that drop that. And then I'll have another one coming out.

Nice, Your fire. I was, my little nephew's getting into Bowie. It was cool, man. Oh, really? Yeah, it makes me happy. He heard that song Starman on Fortnite. And he was like, who's his? And I showed him.

let him listen to some David. He likes the space themes of the David Bowie songs. Nice, Johnny. I like that about it. Yeah, I'm trying to save him from country music doom of his family. Yeah, but old school country's great. Yeah, but that ain't what they're listening. Do you guys hear Johnny Cash's grandson is basically sounds exactly like him and is going on the road?

Really? Touring as him, which I. As Johnny Cash? Well, he's like, blah blah sings Johnny Cash. Oh, oh, he's singing his music. By the way, I give my permission to my grandchildren that I'm probably too old. ever a meet, they can totally take Tim Fall Hat and do whatever they want with it.

I thought you were going to tell them that they can take your set and do it on stage. They can do my set on stage. They can do whatever they want. They can take Grandpa's shit and just run with it. I like that. They could just do your stand-up. That would be cool. Yeah, that would be great. They just tour. I would love that. I would love that. I thought LaCroi was again, knocked it out of the park. So good. We're going to do second episode with him,

which we do every time he comes on. Yeah, we had to. I mean, we had to. Nobody can sit through three-hour show. He actually travels a world, which is, I mean, I'm living the best life. Live in the best life. You know, I'm happy for him. He's blessed. I would love to be him living in a cabin around nobody. Please, let me do that. Well, and, you know, he does a thing that none of us probably could ever do. He's able to play a game, you know, with the academics and the mainstream people that I just don't think. That was impressive. You mean play nice with them and show respect? That was just impressive. He kept Every time we kind of laughed up them, he was like, nope.

Sledgehammer, dude. I just can't do anything, but sledgehammer people. Yeah, like, I mean, the first time you heard somebody saying, like, yeah, I think you're right, but I can't say anything. You would be like, you fucking pussy. No, I mean, I get it, dude. No, you would, but you wouldn't be, you're like you said, you're a sledgehammer. Look at Pete Davidson as a femboy right there. That's kind of hilarious.

All the way in the back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, guys. Who's the girl? That is, um, what is her? She looks familiar. She's the adult film star. Oh, that explains her.

That this guy used to catfish chicks. Catfish pro athletes. Oh, yeah. Catfish lesbians? No, he catfish these pro athletes. Males. Yeah, because they all know who she is because she's a porn star. And he just got them to send him money, dude.

Like, he's doing jail time. She's bad, dude. I don't know who that is, but she's bad. He became her like her assistant. or whatever and she would tell him like go hit on this athlete and then he would set up dates she's involved in it too yeah and he would set up dates and he would set up dates with them and he'd take pictures of them on a date and then blackmail the fucking athlete's family he was the one she didn't she kind of knew what was going to blackmail is it to be seen with that hot chick for you're with you're

you're with the porn star you're an athlete your girl is not going to be okay with that i don't know what's his name what's the name yeah no they love porn so yeah what's that guy you're Broflo went with that big-titted brunette. Yeah. Then nobody was blackmail in his ass. He was thrilled. Yeah, he just did it. He's like,

Zion Williams can't stop getting porn stars pregnant. Oh, he's got, he, nobody in the history of humanity could benefit more financially from the snip than Zion Williams. Yeah. Just get a vasectomy, bro.

Yeah. You can blast away. You already have kids. Him and Anthony Edwards need to snip it. It's like that pixie son. Just blast away. And Nick Cannon, too. You can blast away.

Yeah. So, yeah, that's it. All right. right guys enjoy the highlights here's a clip from the latest broken sim so this email came out milania in like 2000 early 2000s emailing galane in a very friendly way congratulating her on a piece in like new york magazine or something saying she looked beautiful saying she can't wait to get down there and see her um and just they mentioned geoffrey like hey hope you guys are doing well and everything so hope jeff's doing well hope his egg-shaped dick is just crushing it so then

Then she comes out and I mean just over there must be more because some is coming. Yeah, that email was very mild compared to this reaction. Hello. You know me from the robot. Do you hear it? The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jeffrey Epstein need to end today. The individuals lying about me a devoid of ethical standards. humility and respect.

I do not object to their ignorance, but rather I reject their mean-spirited attempts to defame my reputation. Okay. I never been friends with Epstein. Never. A thousand pictures. Donald and I were invited to the same parties as Epstein from time to time

since overlapping in social circles is common in New York City. Someone said it. They've miked their tities. Look at that. They've miced their tities. To be clear, I never had a relationship with Epstein or his accomplice, Maxwell. My email replied to Maxwell cannot be catarized as anything more than casual correspondence. My polite reply to her email doesn't amount to anything more than a tribal note. I am not. A tribal note. I think she meant to say trivial, but she can't read.

I love that the first lady has a thick foreign accent. I mean, like. New York City Party in 1998. Feminism, you did this. with my husband is documented annoying bitches my book

Melania the book the first time I crossed paths with Epstein was in the year did she just get a plug for her book and her standard

check out my book it's a coloring hold on dude hold on hold on hold on that's too much my book city party in 1998

this initial accounter with my husband is documented in a detail in my book. My book. Bro, she got a plug for her book in her Epstein denial statement. I love that we're just like

we're reading books from chicks who slung pussy. Like that's the best thing ever. My story of me slinging pussy. If you want to hear more about my relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, please check out my book, Melania. Available.

Coach, my book. My book. Check out my book. About where I sling pussy. That kills me, dude. That's the best thing I've ever heard. So there's, like you said, there must be more. Oh, look at Rob from.

Rob for Trump is upset that we talked over the hooker. Sorry, Rob. Did you ruin your jackoff session? Sorry, Rob. I know. You can go find the video on jackoff. to it. This is a comedy podcast. Go listen to her book. What she talks about all the time, she's slinging pee. So now the president has, has started attacking people that you know.

Oh, yeah. Friends, which is, I love that one degree away from the president, dude, like in terms of screaming and I love that, dude. I am powerful. Did you ever think we would get to the point where the president of the United States was attacking someone that you know personally. Let me, okay, so he had But it would be even crazier if it was like one of our normal friends like XG.

Like would that be nuts and Trump was like, this Xavier Guerrero is just a just an absolute idiot. And we'd be like, we know, but that's crazy. You tweeted that. It must be nuts. If it's like Dana Marshall never stops. She's just constantly grinding Sam Trippelin.

Hey, now we can agree on that, at least. So the president the other night, as a result, mostly of how bad everything is going and people are turning against him on Iran, released a statement, a truth. I'm sorry, forgive me, a truth. It's as it's called. It's not called a tweet or statements called a truth. Yeah, they're called truths. I'm just going to read it here.

I know why Tucker Carlson, Megan Kelly, Candace Owens, and Alex Jones have all been fighting me for you. years, especially by the fact that they think it is wonderful for Iran, the number one state sponsor of terror, to have a nuclear weapon. Because they have one thing in common. Low IQs. They're stupid people. They know it. Their families know it. And everyone else knows it too. Look at their past. Look at their record. They don't have what it takes. And they never did. They've all been thrown off television, lost their shows. They aren't even invited on TV because nobody cares about them. They're nut jobs. Troublemakers. and will say anything necessary for some free, in quotes, for some reason, and cheap publicity.

Now they think they can get some, quote, clicks, again, in quotes. I don't know why, because they have third-rate podcasts, but nobody's talking about them, except the president. And their views are the opposite of MAGA. And I wouldn't have won the presidential election in a landslide, or I wouldn't have won the presidential election, in a landslide, all caps, MAGA agrees with. me and just gave CNN a 100% approval rating of Trump in all caps. Yeah, I mean, dude, imagine believe in your own bullshit, dude. I mean, come on, you got 100% approval.

I thought about it. If MAGA means you support Trump, then you always have 100% MAGA rating. If you get what I'm saying? Like, if you don't support Trump, you're not MAGA anymore. By the way, MAGA is the highest level of wizard in like Satanism. Yeah, you were saying that. That's crazy. I did say, I said it again. 100% approval rating of Trump, not hand-flailing fools like Tucker Carlson, who couldn't even finish college.

He was a broken man when he got fired from Fox, and he's never been the same. Perhaps he should see a good psychiatrist. Or Megan Kelly, who nastily asked me the now famous only Rosie O'Donnell question, or crazy Candace Owens, who accuses the highly respected First Lady of France of being a man when she is not and will hopefully win lots of money in the ongoing lawsuit actually to me the first lay of france is a far more beautiful woman than can this oh my god dude is he smoking like what are we talking about trump sucked off bubo so that lines up or bankrupts alex jones who says some of the dumbest things and lost his entire fortune as he should have for the horrendous attacks on the

families of shrew-r-oh- my God. That line is almost the worst of it all. Of course, yeah, yeah. Ridiculously claiming it was a hoax. These so-called pundits are losers

and they always will be. Now fake news, CNN, the failing New York Times, and all the other radical left, quote, news organizations are, quote, hailing them and giving them, quote, positive press for the first time in their lives. They're not maga. They're losers.

just trying to latch on to MAGA. As president, I could get them on my side anytime I want to. But when they call, I don't return their calls because I'm too busy on world and country affairs. And after a few times, they go nasty. Just like Marjorie Trader Brown, he keeps adding to her nickname. But I no longer care about that stuff. Obviously, I don't care. I wrote three pages of truth here.

I only care about doing right for our country. MAGA is about winning and strength. and tiger blood and not allowing Iran to have nuclear weapons. Maga is about making America great again, and these people have no idea how to do that. But I do because the United States is now the hottest country anywhere in the world. President Donald J. Trump. Is that the craziest thing ever?

That is so crazy. That is so crazy. That's unhidden. That is so crazy, dude. That's still not as low as when he's like, who knew they were going to do something? We didn't know they were going to attack everybody else. I added the tiger blood note, by the way.

He just started to sound like Charlie Sheen there for a second. So now, is this crazier than the Easter Day statement, the Easter Sunday statement where he dropped the F bomb and said, all praise be to Allah and talked about turning it into like bridge and power plant? He said an entire civilization would be destroyed if they didn't open the straight. He didn't want to. I mean, dude. Which is worse.

It is like, it's like the bully got punched in the face and he can't, he can't comprehend that nobody cares anymore. Like it's, it's like an MMA, right? When like a fighter's undefeated and then they get beat and they just, they can't come to grips with it that they actually lost because they thought they were going to go undefeat their whole life. That's kind of the U.S. right now. And by the way, what was last time we won anything? anybody ever? Like when we win something, we only win in U.S. men's and women's basketball.

That's it. Nothing else. I mean, it's absolutely ridiculous. No, you're totally right. Yeah. It's just so disappointing. Because I did, there were moments, especially early on,

where I had some optimism for this administration, didn't you? When it seemed like, dude. I say it in my act, supporting Trump is like being a Raiders fan, dude. Like, the office. and you're like, bro, we're going to win it all two weeks in. You're like, we suck.

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Wake up, Aaron. This is only the beginning. Dude, you just blew my mind. Tim Foil Hack.