Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #989: Mega F*** S*** With Kurt Metzger

Episode Date: May 8, 2026

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And you'll hear about the real hardcore cult is doing weird. I can't remember what the surgery is called. But it's like you put a tendon in your wrist from another guy. So that's when you hear about activating your DNA and all that new age shit. There's not nothing to that. But you're not hearing what the grizzly shit is they're doing. At the top, they're taking some kind of parasite into them that makes them less human 100%. What the fuck are you guys who are talking about?

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Like, they're collapsing the dollar. And you know that voice. You love that voice. please welcome the supercomputer himself Kurt Metzker one of my favorites Are you zooming in or what are you doing right now? It's like AI doing it I don't I couldn't figure out what it is But Zoom has some AI thing that would like

I don't get it Apples now in all your phones has put some AI recording device It's just called center stage It's like all I want to do is look at buttholes And you got to infringe on my freaking Dude I'm just trying to find diaper furry material and then I got to have this nonsense. Diper furry.

Furries and diapers. The most reviled of the furries. I'm sure, dude. If it comes out that the Charlie Kirk shooter was dating a diaper furry, I say guilty, no trial. Kurt, how's the show going? Have you put out the audio version yet? No, but very soon.

I'm in the middle of the cutout still, which I am a rush. to finish my final draft of it, which I think Callan's directing it. Nice. You know, Callan, why? This is annoying as shit, dude. Why is doing this?

It's okay. It just, you know, it keeps us guessing. I'm doing nothing. It's just like shifting around about. Yeah, you're just, your energy is too powerful for the Zoom. For the Zoom. You look good, dude. Don't worry about it.

It's fun. It looks like you're literally floating in space. Is this a new camera? I thought to watch it and I'm like, people don't be getting seasick watching this dumb shit. Hold on. What is happening? Is it a new camera?

No, it's the laptops camera. Oh, is it an Apple? Yeah, it has to do with It's center stage probably on the Mac. Maybe my green screen's causing it. I maybe shouldn't have draped it instead of stapling it to the wall. Anyway, the cutout I'm working on with Merchant Order and

Callan is like, you know how Callan's like a good actor? You know, he really took it. I gotta say, man, that guy really took to the script and fucking just trying to make it good. Like it's shocking. watching his acting chops up close. Oh, he's a, he's a

Fesbian. He was never meant to be where he is. He was meant to be just floating around the Met Gala, telling everybody how awesome they look in their weird fashions. I mean, he is clearly the victim of horrific abuse.

His dad's a banker, so he probably got some weird Moloch shit going on. Well, I wouldn't even bring it up to him because he'll get Dude, nobody cares. It's all good. It makes us laugh.

You're floating in space. You're floating in space, dude. It's all good. What do you call it? He went to one of them private schools where they do stuff to your butt to fit in. I'm not saying that's what happened, but it's not type of thing. I'm saying that's what happened. Anglo-American World Power kind of school.

Yeah, you go to school in Saudi Arabia. You're getting butt stuff done to you. So he has a deep under, but so as a result, though, of this hideous abuse that I assume, I don't know. But he is a very sensitive actor who is able to get really good acting out of people. Yeah, he's a great actor. It is like, I'm weightless, isn't it? It looks like you're floating space.

It's like you're just swimming in plasma. No, don't worry about it. I think you just have to sit really still. No, how about we just let him flow and nobody cares? How about that one? I'm cool with the floating. It's a fun. It is what it is, man.

It is what it is, dude. It is what it is. sometimes. It's so funny, dude. Sometimes you just got float, dude. What the fuck is that? This is a very timon-eric kind of moment. I know what it is, dude.

You know what it is? No, I don't want to know what it is. Now there's a door in space. Wait, I'm going to. Move out of frame and see if it follows you or tries to. No, no, it's not. It's because of my... Okay, I don't know what's going on.

Now we see a closet. I think it's center stage, because it's trying to keep your face in the center of the frame. Do you see? I think it's the center stage on your Mac. Is there way to turn it off? I'm sure, but I have no idea. I just don't care. Do you care?

All right, sorry. I'm getting the short. I love it. I'm a fan. Yeah, I, like, this is a... We're talking about the horrific upbringing of Brian Callan. Yeah. He started talking about that. Apple gets very sensitive.

Yeah, Apple doesn't like if you bring that up too much. I think he's like a Jesuit and the head of the bank of Saudi Arabia. Yeah, his dad was in charge of getting all the money loaned out. which is like the essence of fractures. An IMF lone shark? Do you think that might be something sinister? His dad was a Jesuit IMF loan shark. I mean, holy shit.

Brian, it's probably not unlike a Dan Brown movie, his childhood. Whipping himself. His father left him notes but was in symbols on the wall in blood. His own blood, yeah. You know, they're making a fucking new religion. You saw all the pastures got UFO. Yes. Yes.

What are your guys With their Israel money? They got UFO briefing? Yeah. Yeah. So crazy. To like, how can we get this across?

The guy I saw it from too has an affliction shirt on by it. And I'm just like, okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Dude, if you're doing M.

M. 2008, I'm not going to hear about aliens from you. I'm sorry. Yeah. Yo, that's like, I'll listen to Sully from Godsmack and that's it.

You know, it's like, it's like you knew that, um, what was the trucker hats from Van, Van, Don Dutch. Von Dutch.

You knew that was done when homeless people were wearing it. I'm like, oh, that's over. That means there was a giveaway of Von Dutch hats. That's just some chick who needed money for Coke, sold it to some fucking, like, thrift store or something or some fucking... Would you ever get those big red boots that they make for freaks? Oh, they're terrible. The Mickey Mouse boots, those things? Yeah.

They're hideous. Well, they're red sneakers. They're really expensive. I would never wear red sneakers. They're like $500. Yeah, they're very expensive. What are they looking like? Astro-Lad boots.

You know what you're talking about. They're like Halo boots, right? I don't, they're like some artists. They sound like Super Mario boots or something. Yeah, they look like Super Mario boots. Yeah, yeah. It's very hard to walk in, but they are sturdy. M-G-F, that's the guy's name.

M-S-C-H-F, actually. Mischiff. It's called Big Red Boot, and they're fucking hideous. I mean, it looks like some Snoopy would wear. Isn't that where kind of fashion is? like how ugly can we make you? How stupid can we make you? I just put out, I think Whitney just texting it to me,

Whitney Cummings. I always text fucking cucky shit with Whitney, you know? Okay. Yeah, look at that. That looks like straight up out of a fucking Mickey Mouse cartoon. You look fine, dudes.

Every time you turn it, you get more wigger. Yeah, you're trying to be a rapper. I know, that's the idea. Okay, there we're going on. If you're really trying to go on. I want to celebrate Stephen Fiore is making it to the final round of a

Steve you watch funny AF I haven't watched it Ron Oh what's his face won it Yeah Jenna watch it My fifth wife

Jenna wage alive to vote for Ron Ron is so fucking funny Ron Turner Ron Turner So fucking Ron Taylor right Ron Taylor Fucking insanely funny

I know his life is like a comedy of errors that you cannot even fucking believe. He was driving around in a van that didn't have windows. I'm like, I'll fix your windows. Just call me. All right, man, I'll call you. It never calls me.

It's hard. You like want to give him money and it's hard. Yes. It's hard. It's freaking hard. But he has the best joke about how he could never get pegged by a white woman because his ancestors would be disgusted. He was supposed to be an engineer or something,

some kind of job befitting of his. haircut. Yeah, 100%. He definitely has Verizon Wireless haircut, you know, where he's like, I just, I just want unlimited data. That's all I want with his Afro. Limited Verizon. Oh, by the way, I was watching Professor Zhang today. Yeah. What are your thoughts on him? I'd like to get the info. I don't know. Maybe he's a spy, but let's say he just, got some good insights and he's telling me something. Can we just be that, please?

Let's say he's doing that and he's a spy. Why would I give a shit? Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, like they tried to slip in a thing called malinformation, which is when a foreign adversary tells you the truth and it's not good for our country. Yeah. I'm not you.

It's good for, everybody in the country is good to know the truth. It's not good for the people in charge of it. Yeah, 100. That used to be called the news, by the way. And now you have to go to Professor Zhang. They get it. Dude, that's a great point.

Really the news was the shit that you'd, yeah, you got, yeah, dude, that's a good way, put it. Johnny points. Johnny points. It's true that. Before, you know, before the, uh, yeah, before Clinton got blackmailed by. Because there ain't no more working class journal, journals, dude. There ain't no journal. Nobody can afford to do it.

Dude, I came out of journalism for that reason. I made no money. I couldn't afford to live. Right. So now you got to do like just whatever they'll pay you to do, hit pieces. And you got to suck on fucking Barry Weiss's fat lesbian ass. I bet it's a better deal than back when it was like Huffpo social jihadi times, because that was it.

They were doing a hunger games with losers. No. They just got out of school who they're all like got to find a scalp because you can really see the whole trickle down of, well, occupy Wall Street, then your Bill Ackman types, as in Zio billionaires are something like,

we're going to push wokeness now. Yeah. Right? Yeah. And then I said on Jimmy Shaw October 7th, I go, this is the death of woke. And I was right. Because that's why wokeies ain't going nowhere no more because the rich Zionist billionaires aren't on that team.

All those Democrats like Obama all went to Trump because it turns out their interest didn't lie here with America. Yeah. And it's really freaking crazy. And they're just like, we're going to spend another $200 million. I'm trying to convince everybody to like Israel. I'm like, there's just no amount of money. You know what would convince me if you move your rich.

ass to fucking Israel and start talking that shit. I'd feel a little more, oh, Larry Ellison, he's not in his own private Hawaiian island. He now lives in Israel to support the team, right? Because he's a fucking patriot, right? Oh, no. Oh, that's right. The whole thing has always been for the Jews

that the fucking rich Jews didn't want. Put them as the buffer. That's how Thedodor Herzl was selling it to the Rothschild guy. What's his name, the Rothschild that Theodore Herschel went to and really caught his ear with it? I'm sure some Baron Vaughn-Ross child something like that. Yeah, lizard dick von

fucking, lizard dick von Braun. Baron Edmund. Pindar von Dragon Peas. What's his name? Edmund de Rosschild. Baron, you said, though? Baron, incorrect.

I knew. I would know. Edmund, who's the one that dated Ann Rand? It says, Theodore Herzl and the Rothschild specifically Baron Edmund de Rothschild and a complex, initially strained relationship

as Herzl saw political, blah, blah, blah. So all those Jews come out of Lithuania and Poland and shit that, so Adamer Rochel's like, I don't, why would I give Everyone was going to America. They weren't going to fucking Jerusalem, okay?

But whack job occultist Nijian Jerusalem for some reason. And also, to sell it, they go, and Herzl, I don't think he's an occultist at all, by the way. I think he was kind of like pretty sincere guy, actually. But he goes, all these Lithuanian poor Jews are going to show up here in England. And then because Raja was like, I have a great here. You know, I'm a baron and all that shit. Like, why would I want to even get involved?

Well, you're Jewish. So this might hit you eventually. So you want to get these poor ones somewhere that's useful to you. Like, that's how he sold it. And it was. And that's why all those, that's why your liberty and levens don't live in fucking Israel. Only stupid chump Christian whose pastors are being paid Hasbara money. Go to fucking Israel like that.

Everybody else is, you know, there's that one comic here or who's, I'm watching Voss talk to her because Voss is like a merit. Who knows nothing? and I'm watching the overly about Israel. She's like, you know, I can see on hers. You're like, I live here for a reason, dude. Like, 100%. I'm from there. It's not what you think.

I'm probably going to lose you on this, Kurt. But whatever the number of the Holocaust is, I'm not here debating any of that at all. But I think that they basically got all the anti-Zionist Jews. I know for a fact they did. Oh, I knew it, dude. It's the same principle. with Netanyahu telling the liberals that's why they look oh dude the these psychopath

fucking Kabad lurianic fucking types yeah they love a good story about how these one jews were so liberal actually ironically wanted to didn't want to genocide the arabs and look what these bad arabs did to the nice jews so you see who it serves the psychopath ones so if you say some is really with like raver taste and let's face it's not going to be great taste but you're probably more liberal than the average Ben-Givir. And then they check with the IDF. It's okay, they have their rave next to the concentration camp that day. And they say, yeah, definitely go do that.

That's what happened. No, they moved it. They moved it the day up. They're like, oh, we're going to move it over here even closer. I forgot. You're right. So that's two groups. Do you know how hard it is to move a music festival from one day to another?

There's like stages. It's a whole fun. Not if you got the IDF in American money money. But anyway, they, as you remember, It looks like a shitty raved, to be honest. It just looked like patio furniture. Especially after the... How long it takes it takes if you've got the hang gliders aren't part of the ring?

This is awesome! It's funny. I apologize over. Oh shit, look at these fucking... Yeah, because you'd be on Molly and shit. You'd be like, ah. We covered on Jimmy from the get out of the gate. And right out of the gate it was fucking fishy

because you saw all these people complaining. And especially IDF people who were like, how the fuck did that even possibly happen? Yes. Okay? And as you know, Nanyahu's supposed to go to court, like October 8th. Over and over again, dude.

Over and over again. They just keep canceling his testimony. Yeah, it's kind of crazy. And so there's still people out there that are like, release the, I mean, still, release the hostages. Why do you kill the baby? Like, there's no hostages. And then, by the way, the hostages, Israel killed themselves.

First, some came back. But their stories, obviously, Hamas didn't want to harm the hostages. How would that help them? They're trying not to all be killed if those Abraham Accords go through. So Israel knows that, and they would say it as much. They go, that's why they have a Hannibal. Hey, that's why we have the Hannibal Directive.

Mass Hannibal Directive, yes. And so that's how all the cars blew up and all those fake rapes. That's all fucking fake. Fuck you. If you don't like hearing it, I'm just telling you what reality is, dipshit. Hand gliders and guns you don't, you can't blow up cars with. I don't know. I don't care how much Grand Theft audio played.

Those soldiers ordered to do that Make sure they can't take hostages Because historically Israel doesn't want to deal with hostages And think of how crazy that is That you would sacrifice your own citizens For the PR of the state Like, why would you be loyal to a country like that? And why would you think has anything to do with God?

Especially if you're crazy, I don't understand Christians, I think. That's crazy. No, that's the craziest shit As they're blown up old churches. They're like, well, we got to support the chosen people. You're like, God don't even like America, motherfucker.

You think he likes that shit? Yeah, 100%. And the reason they got, the reason they kill everybody is because it gets them more sympathy from their own citizens who are so brainwashed. They can't even go,

what is, who gains from this? What, who gains from what happened? Okay, so the end of the world cult, which, you know,

you're Bill Mars and have you believe it's all American evangelicals are mostly the end of the world create. No, it turns out that the Kabad fuckers have a whole thing that's even crazier right it turns out that you couldn't do it if it was just it

remember they try to shift the blame onto the dumb fat-ass christians you so anybody who's like into the red heifer you are such a uh a warlock motherfucker like why would you ever the red heifer i remember hearing about that as a kid i've had a couple redhappers yeah me too hey richie cunningham's daughter what's her fucking from uh you know who's a redhead director Oh, Ron Howard. Ron Howard. But she's not a fat red heifer. She's just odd.

What is it? Bryce Dallas. She's a big, I mean, I'm not against her. But I mean, I'm pro. I'm pro. I'm pro. I'm pro Amazon. I'm just saying she's a big bitch.

She's a big bitch. No problem. Hey. She's substantial. She's substantial. She exists a lot. Yes. Hey, I'm substantial.

Oh, shit. I'm not this. Thank you. Hey. No, but you're totally It's like, I'm not going to say names, Kurt, because you see them too. Comics we love.

We just love them. And they're all just like, oh, you just, oh, it's the J-Hade everywhere. Jay-Hade. You just, everywhere there's a J. And it's like, well, I'm not saying that at all, but are you saying there's no. I have no J-Hate.

I have not. I live with a J-I-Nist. And I'm not even like mad because you're a Zionist. Just at this point, you should have maybe looked in. to some shit beyond what you bubby. Ironically, a lot of people's bubby's and zadis, I'll bet we're not approving of this. Because I know Norman Finkelstein, his parents, you know, weren't like Auschwitz and they weren't

like, yeah, they hated Germans. He said they weren't like go kill all them kids in Gaza. That's not a thing that they thought was cool. You know, you would think if you just bent through that, you wouldn't want to inflict it, but it's much like being molested. Some people get mad at that and some people get the hunger, right? That's why I call it to hunger. Oh, you got the hunger.

They called the $6 million number. Just so you know, that was called out by the guy Wolfson that took over after Herzl. I can't remember. You can look it up. You find the speech, but the $6 million number was designated. Why is it called the Holocaust, dude? That's a Greek word. Yeah, the bird offering.

So you're looking at one of the greatest trauma-based mind control rituals ever. Ever. Done by the oligarchs and the Anglo fucking Harry Potter powers, that'd be. and that trauma of that and there's a guy Justin Sledge he's a professor of like you know he's a pretty popular channel of like a cult shit and it's a real good if you want to just basic like academic looking at at these old writings without any kind of shit you know because it's kind of hard to to get the real story with this kind of stuff but he has a very good video about the

golem you know a golem that Jewish Frankenstein yeah it's made out of clay and blah B'noblob. And I don't know if he, I took it this way, but from what you're saying, it was like, Israel's a Golem that's powered by hate and revenge. And that's why anti-Semitism is a kind of fuel source for it, unfortunately. No, 100%. When they get mad, I'm like, dude, you want everyone to talk shit. Deodor Harts said, when they, when they, what was it? When they, um, when any Semitism spreads, I grow. Because again, people weren't trying to go to Jerusalem. They're trying to go to America. Yes. 100%. But America even, I mean, dude, I think, I don't think something changed.

Like, I think Matt Erritt has a better opinion of the family fathers than I do, because I just look at him as Luciferian fucking human traffickers. What they fucking are. Okay? And now I realize, and I have a very bad, like my viewpoint of famous sayings is real cynical now in a way it wasn't before. So, for example, Ben Franklin saying those who would trade a little freedom for, or freedom for a little security and peace deserve neither you know a famous saying which is um you know let me tell you that fat fucking pedo occultist is really

saying if if you give up your freedoms willingly which most which we have you deserve what comes to you that's why it's called the American experiment it was always meant as a mere stepping stone to the one world government America is what all the countries of the world right you're melting pot like oldie Atlantis right and that's why when you see CI fucks like John Pompeo go like the glory of the American experiment and I would say on Jimmy show like why is he keep saying experiment are we not a country like is this like maybe we're a country yeah no that is what it always was that's what it always was yeah and

it's all the Satanist idea of like it's your fault you're oh you're the degenerate so you know like lying to you and tricking you and then making it your fault that it's always been that yep that is not saying that's the ultimate Illuminati a guy that doesn't exist revelation of the method if you didn't stop us, we did it, you let us do it. And I don't believe, I don't think that there's some cosmic law that they have to do Revelation the Method. I don't think that there is. I think they're definitely starting to go, why are we even telling them?

Why do we need their permission at all anymore? I think they're just going forward with stuff that they just have done. Well, because it's not, what I think it has more to do with the integrity of the ritual. So if you're going to create a fake world around me, which is what, like, you know bannon and epstein and probably a couple of Asian video game designers making Qadon uh you that's the architecture that's a matrix is i'm building the larp around you okay so uh cicada matt erritt told me what uh i don't know if you said on your should too but great great info to have cicada that thing that was famous online that was a beta test for for um

qanon okay and so it's like little little cryptic for it was like fun to follow it i guess i never got into that because i'm not an actual Spurge you were getting pussy. Do you remember that it was a sick it was called cicada and it was this worldwide search for these clues. It's like a code and it's a puzzle and they wanted

to find out because there was also like who could solve this puzzle they'd be valuable to us. But it's also and for my every bit of data is scraped from that there's so much useful stuff gathered and that made QAnon very successful. And QNN was a test to see

if AI could connect with us. so they used AI to write i i believe that that qanon was the actual introduction of a i to the masses really in a way to see if it could connect and get people to trust it so the way it talked was just written in the i it just reads like ai if you understand that's a that's very interesting dude but but people didn't think it was ai right no no no no no no no no no the people that were putting it out i mean it reads like no stradon Thomas, really. Yeah.

Also, I guess reads like AI. Yeah, man. And they were just like, can AI create something that's believable to people? It's like a cold reading almost. And when everybody fell for it. And listen, it's Operation Trust. They told us everything that was happening. Yeah.

Because that's how they corralled all of us to go, dude, patriots in control. You know, Patriots in control. So let's just wait. They're going to take care of it, which is very much a part of religion as well. Just wait. They're going to come and save us. And I'm not saying they're not. And I'm not here to insult.

Well, the idea of white hats on the face of it, white and black hats is some chessboard bullshit. Yeah, it's right up a cultist, you know. Yeah. And so the Elron Hubbard saying, which is, there's the pieces that don't know they're the pieces. And then there's a players. And then they're game master doesn't have to obey the rules of the game at all. That's, that's probably he's breaking down a much older saying. Because that's how all this shit works.

And they all are doing these like, you know, okay, America's an experiment. I don't even understand. What do you mean to experiment to see if we shouldn't have to have an inbred king? We need to experiment to see if that's okay. What the fuck are you talking about? They act like as a foregone conclusion. Everything gets framed a certain way. So you already like you're thinking about things in a very specific framework.

As the great Bill Maher explained on his last new rules, he's not going to learn what the Overton window is, which is the vice on his fucking whoremonger brain, you know? and uh it that over to window if he had bothered to learn it it would explain why the news repeats those phrases

that he hates which he said in the same you know when they repeat the same phrase over and over that if you found out about mk ultra bill he acted like it was crazy to bring up mk ultra asshole the whole media is that

like you're part of it fuck face yeah like you didn't anyway he knows better too I don't believe that bill is a better better at

controlling the info than what's his face on CBS the late night show, James, Jimmy? No, no, no, who's on CBS? Colbert. You ever see Colbert freaks out when they say something? He doesn't think they should be saying.

He can't do it. But Bill Maher's much better, yes. And it's happened a couple times. Claire Danes talking about the CIA being involved at CIA camp with the actors. What was the location you guys shot the last episode? You know, it's funny. Goldberg will fart over you if she has to.

one black chick. I said she wouldn't get. It was the one black chick. I can't remember who. She wasn't on a long, but she was like, well, if I don't want to get that vaccine,

I ain't getting it. And the Whoopi just farted. Oh, excuse me. Yeah. I was like, she's farting over. She'll think fast,

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me and Kyle did as a joke because I couldn't believe Epstein talks like Woody Allen and he's like one talking about committing suicide if you're ever owned a cell for 24 hours and then the other one

is him talking about how he's a time's up a Me Too guy supporter as one of the funniest things I've heard so there's supposedly 14 hours

of footage right so obviously the thing was just to help Epstein. That's why Epstein's saying such like real midwit shit in the interview because it's the kind of thing that seems smart to people that aren't that smart.

They're not saying the real shit they're talking about, which is like a cult. That's what that chalkboard behind him, that one picture, that's game design. That's why he's got game designers. And he's talking to that one game designer is talking about that chick from, fuck, what's the name of the,

some African country. But they have a huge problem with a satanic human sacrifice in this country. The first thing it pops up when you're looking up. And he said she's already in phase three. And there's a thing phase three means it's like really bad. Anyway, it's all game designers. World Warcraft CIA infiltrated.

You know that? No, I didn't know that. But I know that, you know, we had, what was it, Dr. Kelly? Is that her name? She was on your show too. She's talking about the Steve Bannon book, about him being a wizard. Oh, Heather Lynn. Yeah, Heather Lynn.

Yeah, sorry. My apology. Heather Lynn. I was saying Heather Lear on Danny Jones. I was like really fucking it up. Yeah. Would you like to see Whoopi Goldberg fart over that woman? Yeah, I mean, you did find it?

Yeah, I did find the, uh, it's fucking, is that black on black crime, by the way? Uh, yeah, I suppose technically it would be. Many people are refusing to get a flu shot this winter because almost half of Americans are convinced the flu shot can make them sick. Now, doctors insist that it is biologically impossible. Okay. Do you all get the shot?

I will not get the shot. I feel like why do I want to inject something into my skin that's going to make me. Excuse me. Yeah. There you go. I forgot it was about the flu shot. By the way, fuck the flu shot. Isn't it?

Oh, and Rosie O'Donnell's there? What a fucking pig. Oh, my God. What a disgusting animal. I would love to ask that chick if Whoopi really even farted. She even whipped it in her. Like, she's like, I feel so much better now.

What an animal. breakfast burritos. They kill you. I tell you. You're so right. Boy, she killed that right. Quick, then she... And then luckily, Rosie was there

some great comedy. Yeah, yeah, boy. She's known for that. I mean, just a caveman-looking motherfucker- fucker. Look at that. I mean, unbelievable, Rosie O'Donnell. And you remember the greatest tragedy

that ever happened in Hollywood was so and thought it'd be a good idea to fucking cast Rosie O'Donald as Betty from fucking flenstones. I thought they're going to be that retort on the bus movie, was you going to say? Liding the bus for my sister?

You know that movie, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to have a great joke that if you add Asian hookers to any movie, it becomes instantly a better movie, and I brought that up like the Rosseo Donald retard movie. Wait, it had Asian hookers in it? No, but if you added it, it would have fucking probably have been award-winning. Oh, I thought you were making a tasteless, like, Down syndrome, I joke.

No, I was making a tasteless, tasteless Asian hooker joke. Well, that's fair. As long as it wasn't able, I got no problem to it. Okay, I respect it. But yeah, you're 100% correct, dude. It's just everything is fucking manipulation, dude. That actually looks less believable than the first time I saw it,

where I thought it might be a sincere fart at first. Oh, no, that's, no. I'm like, oh, this is some fucking hammy thing you did to cover. Like, why the fuck would you get a flu shot if you're not 80? Yeah. Why would you get one ever? Well, now I wouldn't ever. And did she have it in the chamber?

Was she just like in case someone brings up? The producer was in a room. I think you've always got it in the chamber. Yeah. Maybe that's why she's on the show because she could fart on cue. And they're just like, you never know what you need this. I didn't hear a fart. Okay.

So she could fake it easily. And if you didn't hear it and she's going, woo, I'll bet your mind fills in the rest of the fart. She starts smelling talk. That's called magic. That's the darkest magic. That's the darkest magic. That's called bark magic, dude.

Only the impressionable people will smile like that. Oh, I'll be the NPCs. Oh, my God. It's disgusting. Yeah, anybody who can be hypnotized in a magic shot to smile to fart. And then everybody else is like what? Anybody could be, as long as you've smelled a fart before you do.

Just like how Charles Manson hypnotized the guy from machete to feel like he's on heroin in prison. Do you fart in first? Do you smell that? Oh, I smell it. Okay. Three, two, one, you're on heroin. Uh-huh.

But if you had never done it, then you wouldn't work. Yeah, it didn't work if you've never done it. Your body had to know how to feel to reen- because your body is fully capable of duplicate. You know, the chemicals are that trigger a thing in your body. So that's the whole deal with really good hypnotism and the kind of programs they do is forming a mind-body connection. So things that would be involuntary are now under your control. Do you understand? That's why they love all that llama-shy.

and all that like meditate all that bullshit they study this for a long fucking time you know 100 for like hundreds of years they've been messing around and they finally got it now they're like oh dude we could split their personalities turn into the assassins i mean the the temple has got that shit from the assassins the old man in the mountain and that you know that whole deal where they they take them to fucking fake valhalla or whatever that's where the the virgins bullshit's from it's from that's not from i don't it's not in the Quran. And so it's like a promise to get guys to not care about their lives. And they would like, they'd pass out and then they'd wake up in that garden paradise with all these hoars

that are like virgins. Virgin whores. Chicks who are willing to do weird shit, even though like a front virgin or a back virgin or a full, full service virgin. Now God's just going through the scrap meat looking for one person. Can we find one virgin for these warriors? That's a whole. Meanwhile, they're virgin, so they don't fucking know. Just throw anything. The Warriors are virgins, right? They don't know what the fuck. Yeah, that's such a good point.

Yeah, yeah. It's just like Whippy don't have to even really fart. It's like a lot of, a lot of chivalry, you know? Just think about that, dude. Like, sometimes you'll hook up with someone and it just doesn't work. But imagine back in the day where you hooked up with somebody and the pieces didn't fit. What do you mean? Like big dick problems?

Well, I mean, Kurt Metzger's got a fucking cannon on them. Just like a JP Morgan. I like that he was positive about it because Jenna told me I have clown dick and I feel like that. What's that even mean? I don't know. It just makes sounds like a clown shoe, you know, like a big. Just a fucking, yeah. When you.

There's a goofy-ass long clown shoe of a tank. I'm about to call. Oh, but, but, bo, bo, bitty. I know I'm surgy's day. make balloon animals out of it I don't know I don't know what it means but I do kind of know

It's pretty and salty though What? It's kind of insulting you I would love to have a big dick And so don't call it fucking clown dick I would much more prefer that That's the reason you want No friend of mine

Than that's a dick No friend of mine Try to convince me she can feel it I would much rather have clown dick Oh it's in my stomach It's impossible It can't reach there It's impossible.

There's no way. It's near there. It can't reach it. You ever think of, you know, those caps you can put on your dick? Oh, yeah. Why don't they come up with that? Wait, is that a thing? Yeah, you can make your dick singer by putting it on there?

But then it's like, who's having a good time then? Can they sponsor the show? How much would people lose their mind if we had boner pills and dick caps on the show? He only folks with the condom. It's so weird. Because it's like in the end of condomizing, right? No. It's like it's just you put it over your dick.

It covers your whole dick. It's a strap-out for your dick. It's like you have a giant clown dick. But it's obvious. It's fake, right? I mean, like, it's... Yeah, she doesn't care. She's finally feeling something.

Oh, I see. Okay. Yeah. I thought it was supposed to be like a secret. Like, you keep... No. Only you know. No.

I mean, you can... You're familiar with the mega fuck slut. It's a fucking torso. Like the second she sucks on it, she's going to know it's fake. The girl with no arms and legs? Hey, what do you call a gal with no head or arms or legs? A mega fuck slut from DX? Human fleshlight

It's a tourist dude The hustler store in San Diego Oh yeah I remember those where it's just like It's just a torso Yeah I'm pretty sure I saw one of those in the mech doll We were just buying a Christian buildo Nothing

It was a Christian rabbit dude Nothing crazy just a normal Sunday Family style Christian rabbit Dildo okay That's it That's it I look over Yeah just normal kind

And I look over in a corner I see a fucking box of a torso It's called the mega, I'm trying to find the picture for you because I couldn't believe what I was looking at. It's like, I mean like, dude,

at that point. Because there's like the live, the dolls, I guess you could get, which they had like a giant life size box of like a fuck doll. Yeah. Drew Carey owns like 20 of them.

Oh, those real dolls. Yeah. But if you're on a budget, if you're on a budget and you don't want extra like heads and legs. You got to pay extra for limbs.

Was there one like, This one? Oh, boy. Oh, God. Okay. Okay. Now we know, yeah. Well, that one's fire.

Do you want the Hustler Hollywood? Go to that one. Holy shit. Do you want me to put this up? No. No. Wait, I'm going to give you a picture. No, not that one.

The one with that one. Yeah, look at that one, dude. Do you just buy it and wear it out of the store? Yeah. Would you like to get insurance on this? Put insurance on it. I'll be back next. First of all, how do you bag that up?

Do you have a body bag to take this home? Yeah. What was they? That'd be the best prank ever. You just, at like four in the morning, just carry out a bag with a fucking, with a torso in it and just watch your neighbors freak out. That's just coming. Where they stick an AI and Optimus or whatever and you can fuck it. It's, I mean, a decade away maybe?

No, we're here, dude. They have that. They have that. No, but I mean, like, when it comes down to us. In North Carolina, it's 10 years away. In California, we already have it. They don't even, I'm talking about like an optimist, like the robot with an, an essentially. robot that you can fuck is like a decade

way. You better than that, dude, you get a dick sleeve and then you go on some porn app that is compliant with whatever your fucking dick sleeve is. That's exactly what's going to be. Like an AR. You just put it out there and it's work your junk.

Yeah, but you want some in meat space, right? Dude, me and Kyle, I'm going to find that picture, dude. We're going to see this mega fucks. We were sponsored by the Auto Boy AI. I don't know if it's still being made. It was like a...

Auto Boy AI? No, auto blow. Oh, hold on. They sponsored your show? What was that like? Hey, just ask them. Can't hurt to. Got a lot of, yo, we got a lot of good bits out of it. I found it. I found it. You found what?

The mega, the mega. The mega. Let's see. Mega fuss slut. Is it this one? From PDX? From PDX? I'm going to bring this one up, actually. You're going to have to edit it out. There you go. Now, see, it's a, it's a fucking.

The mega. This is what it is. what's wrong with that 2,000 2,100 it's $2,100 and you don't even get a face you don't even get a face

no you want a face that's a lot pricier yeah you gotta pay more for that okay the butt I need a face hey that that looks good look at that oh you can turn it like that you could turn it that's not and he has like different I know what I'm getting you guys for Christmas

new affiliate banner for the website yeah one of just make a fuck slut guys if you want to just use our promo code It's only one. Oh, no, it's both holes. It better be both holes. Who can I text these two? There's great pictures of me. Oh, is that terror? Yeah, it's supposed to be her. No, that's someone else. That's not the one I thought.

Email it to me at the number I sent you the invite from, Kirk. Is that like the equivalent of a, is a flashlight the equivalent of a, like an athlete getting a shoe deal? Oh, oh, if you're in porn. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, totally. Yeah. All right, back to conspiracies. After we just did... The mega fluxel? Yeah.

I'd love to name that episode this. There's no... Mega foxlet. You should just... It could be just all asterisk. Maybe mega and then... Mega dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. Dude, it's like, what's the commercial?

Like, it's like a grizzled vice cop. It was like... This most closely resembles the torsos I would find night after night in like 30 years working in homicide. That happened. Remember they found that fuck doll and somebody thought it reported it as a body and then the police like they sent out the hole

the corner and everything went out to find to pull this thing out. That's a great ad for a real doll or whatever. Imagine fucking your real doll so much you throw it out. Like how much did that I think that's rude? I bet you how about this? You touched your dick to it one time and we're disgusted with yourself

is what I would hope it is because I remember a moon tower gave us fleshlights. You remember that Sam when Moontow was getting out fleshlights? Yeah, I wasn't there. So what? They were giving out free flashlights through all every comic? Yeah, I mean, you remember when Joe Rogan was flashlight? Like, dude, we'll

look back and we're, who was I talking to last night? I said it. 2015 was such a Wild West amazing time. Like, I mean, the shit that was going on on the internet, the free flow of information was just amazing. And then

Hillary Clinton had to come in jack the primary from Bernie Sanders, and it ruined everything. Dude, I wonder what country it would have been if Bernie would have really won. Or if he would have at least been the primary. The only thing we would have gotten out. Here's what it would be. It would be exactly. It's John McCain. Whoever you vote for you're getting John McCain.

The very idea that it would be different based on the president. That's story about Bernie Sanders. I believe it 100% that he had to do something horrific with a boy and the person who said it said they never saw a grown man cry like that because he didn't have no choice. so they're going to fucking wipe out his family. He carries himself like a man that was forced. I'm saying it on Black Mirror. Like in Black Mirror, the primaries are to fuck a pig member.

Yeah. It's like the first Black Mirror, right? Isn't that the first time? That's the first one. That's what Sam won't watch it. I can't do a joke about a fucking a pig without the crowd getting angry at me. But you watch fucking Black Mirror.

You're like, oh, this is such great. So you can't watch Black Mirror because you're jealous of Black Mirror. That's what Black Mirror is allowed to get away from? To him, it's Black Guy Mirror. Yeah, it's Black Mirror. Yeah. Yeah, it's black guy. It's this new interracial porn.

Who's the guy that everyone's? Benny Johnson loves watching black guy. Dude. He does? Is he a gay guy? Benny Johnson, he's the guy that was talking to Matt Gates and he's like, yeah, we got aliens. And he called it interracial.

Oh, yes. Yeah, I got it. Is he a gay guy? Dude, all the pastor, yeah, he's a homo. All the pastors just got their briefings of, get ready, everybody ready. and Stephen Spielberg's movie's coming out. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a big, hey, a big marking push. And Diana Pesolka is starting that fucking religion, cosmism, cosmicism, in league with some creepy-ass Catholic thing. I wonder if been in the works for a while, this is going to be the externalization of the fucking Tulpa. I wonder if she's going to take out Instagram ads to promote her religion.

Dude, her next book, they're all part of the, and Matt Erritt traced all these people's. shit where they come from. It's all at the end of, now this is if you get the deluxe one. That's like a super duper fleshline. That's like at least five grand. And they're like, let's make her bow-legged like she's been getting rocked all the time. Look at that. That was, yeah, that was like, got to treat yourself for your birthday, I was saying. Can you rent that out? Hashtag self-care. Can you rent that out? I mean, can you rent it out for the weekend?

Well, do you get to find out who had it before you? I mean. Okay. So now, I know you're asking, are there torsos of color? The answer is yes. Yeah, you can see it right there. Yeah, perfect 10 torso. Cheaper or same price?

Same price. I don't know. Cheaper. I mean, shouldn't Iran bombers? That's unbelievable. Really, that's what they should be dropping. This is one of the grisliest things I think I've ever seen as a toy that where I'm like, is it weird than any. I mean, like, dude, you pretty much have given up on.

ever anything with women right at that point yeah yeah yeah because you can't have that in your house if some chick you know yeah yeah weird if a woman came there and saw you have that she'd be turned off but if you came home and a chick had a little torso with a fucking clown dick on it you're like okay you're a freak is that weird um the fleshlights they gave them to us right and i remember i had my free flashlight from moon tower festival and uh it was like the first moon tower and um i tried at one time I put on my day and I I've never felt ashamed of jerking off ever in my life since I was like you know a kid doing it where you feel bad but as an adult never and I was like this is wrong I just remember going it's like a dead there's like I think you're supposed to heat it up or something

to do you throw in the microwave it yeah normally no hand there's nothing the feedback of hand is that's what that's the problem you keep trying to create things when we just have our hands It's also the gist. Women are more complex like that. They need a bunch of stuff. They, because they just, they don't even want work. They just want to put something on it and just sit there. Yeah.

But then you got to clean the thing out later. Why wouldn't you? That's the part. The cleaning out is the problem. That's the shame part. And then I mean, you're like, ugh. And I don't think you can let it sit there and not clean it right after because then it's kind of get hot.

No, dude. Yeah. Yeah. You can't leave it. You can't return it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, what a fucking creepy-ass thing to see. If you were a porn star and you had one like Fleshlight, would you give that out in Christmas? That'd be so funny rap. Do people do that? Everyone has the exact same. And everyone knows what you're giving them. And they're like, is this appropriate right now?

Another flashlight from Tammy. You know, Brooke, the comic, Brooke Arnold, do you know her, you ever meet her? Her fucking family, I think it's like a cousin or something. It's the one that married Randy Quaid. You know, Randy Quaid when he went nuts? He was with that chick. I think that chick's her relative. And she said that she got the whole family fucking custom-made soap that smelled like her fucking pussy.

What? She made a point to tell them. I'm like, why would you make that? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. But what is the pitch meeting on that? It was like, listen, we're excited.

Your work is great. You're one of the top stars out there. We got ideas. We're thinking out literally outside the box. I don't know if Randy Quaid. This might be pre-exam. Randy Quaid. Yeah.

What's the name of the person? Randy Quaid's a fucking nutty wife. That doesn't interesting me at all. How about what do you guys with a keyboard look up? I'm trying to, I don't see anything about Randy Quaid though. Like, it's not his wife. He was not involved in the soap to my knowledge. But

Randy Quay was worried about the Hollywood Star Wackers. And he'll say they're not a gang. He's just saying there's people that kill, and there are. So who knows what the fuck, you know, who knows what the fuck? A lot of these fucking stars, if they're really big and they've stayed in the limelight, dude,

how, how did Tom Hanks and all Tom Hanks? Tom Hanks works with CIA 100%. Everybody, you can figure that out. There's no way. Especially if they sell you as the nicest guy ever, anyone who's ever been sold as the nicest guy ever is the most evil dude out there.

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no man I don't like what guy's like dude you know it would really be great this place smells like who had throngrel's pussy it smelled like a fucking whorehouse yeah yeah it'd be great somebody burn their house down it's stunk like let's have the house smell like a chick who slept with Harvey Weinstein for a role that'd be really fucking great nice to Harvey he's nice to you

I could see it being some whack some like nerdy guy buying this candle to prove that he fucking gets Pussed like you smell that? You smell that? I mean, I just let the smell do the work of it. You know, you just let the smell do the work.

You know your friends coming over? You just like candles, put it out. Dude, what does this smell like in here? Sorry, dude. Oh, I'm sorry. I just fat check over. It says the Gwyneth candle is the one that's called This Smells Like My Vagina.

Right, but does it mean hers or you the buyer now that you've bought it. Yeah, that's a great question. The scent was developed after Paltrow remarked that a particular scent smelled like her vagina. I thought bragging about your pussy smell. I mean, my God. How much did you pay for it?

How much you think it was worth? Oh, my God. 20 cents? Does she hand dip the candles? Like Debbie does Dallas? Yeah, it's like a sourdough starter. You just fucking swipe. Oh, it's disgusting.

You wanted 75 for this thing. 75 bucks? Fuck you. That's about what would you say $70? No, you just get a hooker to stink your house over. But it's just how disgusting men are. It wasn't what men are on goop buying lifestyle items? Dude, when I work at a store bar, men would go nuts.

Women would take the shirts, rub it between their legs, and guys who go, guys would want the shirt. But she didn't market it like that. This is stupid to fucking New Age broads. So, so there's something, uh, something dark and dyke going on.

Dude, I don't even want. Dark and dyke. That should be our new podcast. I'd be, yeah, that, that,

imagine a guy. That was my got my dick candle. This smells like my dick candle. Like some guy was like, this smells like my dick. No, you don't think any girl would buy it? I'm out.

think women, I think women are into their guy's dick. I don't think dick is their big thing. Is that my asshole or a candle? It shouldn't be like, this smells like my bank account. That's what women would be into. This is my

wallet. Gweta this pussy smells like fine Corinthian leather. Oh, that's a quality leather, you know. It's unbelievable. Now, Kurt, were you amazed that like all last week there wasn't really a big sciop it's like almost like they're gearing up

it's like all the UFO shit's been siop the pat I'm telling you they're getting the alien shit together but like the actual dropping of it is the siop the leading up it's almost like I feel like we're like the two weeks before the Super Bowl wherever you are you know why I'll tell you why

you know what you're like there's nothing really going on no okay yeah here's what's happening they can't so the ceasefire they're still shooting or whatever Trump's trap because he has to do whatever israel says is not going to let go nanyahu and the gavir gang are not going to let go of this because their whack job thing depends on it and uh meanwhile russia and china told iran listen don't annihilate israel with your fucking hypersonic missiles right now because they might do the samson option and that would be bad for all of us

so just try to have a ceasefire right now and then russia in turn said to trump in the strongest diplomatic terms like you better not fucking do a land war motherfucker but they said it like that would be really bad if you did that like so Trump is stuck in a fucked up place right now um which means uh we're all stuck in it and the gas is going to go i think it already spiked right you had to have well there's people that think it's just about raising the price of gas okay it's about going to world war three because there's no way out except world war three let's say it doesn't lead to world war three the dollars fuck dude the petro dollar's done they're already off of it remember how we i would like to i don't want to put this out there if i could

get on the Riyadh comedy festival, I would love to go so I'd apologize. I'd like to apologize to Saudi Arabia on behalf of America if I ever get the opportunity. I hope the good folks of Riyadh will allow me. I think they should do. I apologize for this cannibal petal cult of a fuckhead country I came from because they're a bad friend. They're a bad friend. You know, you guys were fucking doing all U.S. bidding and what happened? Immediately, the U.S. can't protect you. We had 19 bases, right? 13 of them are gone. it'd be a trillion dollars to replace them, they're not going to be replaced.

All the missile defense went to Israel, which doesn't even work against hypersonic missiles. We may have a hypersonic missile coming out. Do you believe in the Samson option? Of course. What is it? What is it? If everything goes wrong,

they're to shoot their missiles off all over the area. All over the world. Israel's going to fall apart. Well, I don't know how far it'll reach, but definitely the Middle East. Look, if they just did the Middle East, that'd be bad enough. No, I'm with you know.

Because that's fucks up, you know, and don't think I'm one of these pussies that cares about human life because I am not. I'm talking about the gas prices, Sam. I'm talking about gas. Listen, one thing you got to know about Kurt. Doesn't care about human life. Gas prices. I'm not some kind of a far left of nut job, you know. Doesn't even have a car.

He cares that much about gas. Yeah, doesn't even own a car. What about it? No, my girl's license is good. I bought her the car, but I mean, I have a license. Do you think Netanyahu's alive? or is he dead? I think he's alive.

The fact that those AIs was so janky and bad is like a double reverse something. Like, you're telling me they couldn't figure out to make good fake AI? Like, I think I could make better ones with Grock than some of them. Do you make some fire AI?

So I think it's, it was on purpose to, so someone would go, oh, I think he's dead because they were trying to kill him, you know, and he wasn't in Israel. His brother got whacked on him.

And so you want to put that out there because it puts it out there that he's dead and they're faking. You know, you can see the strategy of it. But he's been seen since then. But it's just like, dude, he's such a cunt. Like, the only people left in Israel now. Who the fuck's over there now except maniacs?

Everybody else ran away to Cyprus or wherever America. Yeah, poor Cyprus. They're like, they're taking everything. Yeah. Ugh. Poor fucking Argentina and all these other South American countries that they're burning their shit down and get in the land. It's like unbelievable, right?

Dude, the irony of Argentina being the refuge now for it's really work with him. fun and that guy bent right over didn't he well dude he converts he's a he's aabad he's a he converted then he ran and then he doesn't say we don't know he converted for sure but of course he did is he probably is a fucking noahide not even a convert because the whole goal is noahe a no hide is like a being a dimmy you know the moslems want to make you a second-class citizen called a deemie and uh well it turns out uh jew ham it has the same plans but they call it noahide It turns out that Juhammat ain't cooler than Muhammat as maybe were led to belief.

Jewhabit. Juhamins. No, I'm with you, dude. Yeah. I'm with you. And that's why when I just listen to everybody crying about everybody blaming the Jays, I go, yeah, it's a little out of control, it's low-hanging fruit. But it's like you're never going to fix anything if you're always worried about hurting people.

Jews are who told me what's up. I don't blame the Jews. I blame very specific people. I could say Kaba and John. It's not be Jews. It's just Jews that are doing it. Because you'll notice when people want to say Jews, they're Catholic. What?

When people want to say the Jews nine times at 10, they're trad, Catholic. Now, I don't what the fuck trad means aside from you're a gay racist. Like you're supposed to be, I guess like it's supposed to be that you're, um, you know, today's society, you're supposed to be openly gay and closet racist, but they're open racist and closet gay. That's great. But that's backwards. And, uh,

well, you've seen that there's all these new influencers coming out. One, one, he does great research. Um, and he was breaking down the, the,

the, the, the, the, the Zohar, which is crazy because then M. Sandler puts out to Zohan. It's like really fucking nuts,

right? But he was breaking down the, everything that's in the Zohar. And it's absolutely insanity. I personally believe, and I'm going to get pushed back on this, that that's where the Big Bang theory comes from is this Zohar

and that God put all of his energy into the tree of life it couldn't handle it so exploded created, wait, wait, but the Big Bang didn't say, okay, so the thing about the vessels comes from the Jesuits and I think it's all the same. But okay, I mean,

without that stupid Zohar, I know the thing you're talking about the vessels couldn't hold the fullness of God and broke. Yeah, yeah. Really, I think what that shit is is like a metaphor of Adam and Eve failed

because they did whatever. I think that's what that really is getting at. Sling and pee everywhere, dude, banging serpents and then banging her husband right after that. And I don't think she fucked a serpent. That's what they say, too. They're like, oh, Kane came because the serpent also fucked her. Like, cuckolding was the original.

Adam's in a cuck chair. Well, I don't, yeah, Adam was in a cut chair. They knew the difference between good and God. He sat there like Jeremy from the quarter. Oh, you like that serpent, don't you? You like, oh, you're such a dirty serpent. I'll bet you what it is, I'll bet you what it is

is some kind of initiation thing with a parasite. And then, so if you think of the matter of, you know, Oh, okay. This is Kurt's thing. Kurt talked about this on the Kurt and Sam experiment. Oh, that's right. Volume 12. Heard of it.

It's, uh, volume 12. It's out now. You check out our premium, whenever this guy gets premium content, it's out on his stuff. It's out on samtriplea.com. And Kurt's whole thing is that he now believes, that aliens.

I didn't make it up, I mean, I got told by a bunch of people. But this is your belief, though, right? That it's parasites. I think it leads more, well, okay, so gray is a dude that told me about the parasite thing because I was like, so what, because I was asking about the grays. And he was like, well, there were like three types I knew of. But the whole. Tell him who gray is because you've talked about on the show on.

Emma's boyfriend that's from Monarch. And he was a Jehovah Witness also. We've had him on the show. We had gray on the show. You remember he wanted to record it and we're like, know we'll send it to you that guy you remember that and then he thought that was weird i go we just how we do it well anyway he he fucking was a jove witness but he was grabbed by that russell family and i'd want to say van dusen was the other family name you should never hear that name

but astrogenetics is a book to look up it's an old book it's like 400 bucks i couldn't get on amazon but it's all about uh astrology and your genetics and how it affects because these fucking creep-ass motherfuckers are watching for who's going to be born when that's what they need all that DNA information for and then they can see what they can use your far like uh like jack i believe in that what could i use your far what's the parasite element of that though so go on so the parasite thing is they call and there's like for thousands of years they've been cultivating parasites on purpose to put in your body to help you evolve or whatever and um a lot of them are negative and there's downsides of them but you it triggers shit your brain so if you think about all the exorcism shit

or we have to fast and this and that it's all sounds like the kid who wrote that nephalum looked like clown's book that ginger guy yeah yeah he had a theory about demons being parasites right and he and i thought it sounded interesting but then when gray told me his thing i'm like i kid kind of is on to something with that it's not just physical parasite they're like receivers for fucking signals of consciousness like that's what the astrology part comes in with you're getting different radio stations depending on the faces of the moon and you'll hear about the real hardcore cult is doing weird i can't remember what the surgery's called but it's like you put a tendon in your wrist from another guy and you know people get transplants and take on

traits of the person it's because all you so that's when you hear about activating your dna and all that new age shit there's not nothing to that but you're not hearing what the grisly shit is they're doing. At the top, they're taking some kind of parasite into them that makes them less human, 100%. And it's not the virile lizards, he said. I asked him if it's the Donald Marshall thing. He said, no. So I don't know. He said they're visible of the naked eye.

It has something to do with space travel, which is the way space travel is done. Wait, wait, I'm sorry, is this related to the hybrid shit that we've been hearing about from like gates and all this? I'm sure it is. And when he's telling me, I'm like, I'll bet you the Steven Spielberg movie is going to be talking about this. Yes. It's

It seems like it's all just the tracks are laid for this whole thing to kick off, right? With Spielberg. And then when you hear about the black goo and like the venom shit. Yeah. I've heard like six colors of goo. I don't know what's what, but it's all parasitic. And then Heather Lynn has a great article about it, about how there's a broker. There's like a, let's call them the broker class.

Or that's what she's calling them. And they're siphoning off of entropy itself to get shit. So you know how energy can't be created or destroyed, right? but for some reason we're going to have a heat death of the universe. Like we have a leak somewhere. And these fuckers are the leeches on that leak. They're like siphoning off the top. Dude, that is crazy.

That's kind of one. Original sin, by the way, original sin is not you're guilty for a crime someone else did. Original sin means there's some corruption that caused you to die when you weren't supposed to die. That's what it means. It's only a Catholic bullshit that teaches you like you should feel guilty. Oh, and of course the Earth Gaia cult that they push for 20 years.

let's not forget climate change was complete horse shit the whole time and we know that now well a lot of some people haven't put it together yet but it the information has come out it's just they're not trumpeting it but you'll still hear imbeciles talk about fucking carbon the life itself the which i don't know how i didn't know that that's that disturbs me because we all know welcome to breathe carbon dioxide so the plants are good yeah 100 that's the whole thing i'm like hold on that's what you know for a fact see go why are we trying to reduce it? shoots that. So I remember like Sarah Palin saying it and people are that stupid, but I don't remember the answer as to why

it's stupid. And there isn't one. It's bullshit. And that's why they're talking about nitrogen being a problem with the farmers in Europe because they're trying to take over everything. And it's just a control thing. And the whole goal has been one of the big problems, well, the Bible in Islam, chiefly,

non-Sufi Islam, because Steve Bannon likes that one. But I'm talking about the other Islams that are, you know, other control groups designed by these fuckers over the course of time and uh you know they they it leads to nationalism america's experiment and breaking all that down which is hopefully going to lead to the one world government which is the star trek occultist bullshit right they have a nuclear war in star trek before it gets to star trek times if you know the lore yes they do yeah yeah that's what they planned that's what they planned the nine yo danny jones and julian both had on dr puhorich's son and a guy

who did a doc about it and i'm the documentation that's interesting but like dude you don't know half the shit you should know the nine look up dissipation of the darkness mark windows who's one who include me in on that the nine is herod agrippa and his eight fucking friends who were all babylonian uh dark magic and what have you and uh they formed the mate not freemasons the masonry that temple of solomon bullshit because christianity was spreading so fast they called it some kind of force or they called it a mysterious force so they wanted to be the mysterious force and then do like this mystery shit to combat it and they did they took over the occultists took over a long time ago in all these groups i can't think of a religion

has generated more satanist than catholicism have you besides evangelical jew judeism dude it's on purpose in the design to cause a dialectic the unity of opposites right yeah of course alice raleigh's mom calls him the beast that's always part of the plan he didn't go bad that was always part of the fucking plan you know based on data when he was born all that shit is that what's just vizs a man shit you're going to be the baby face you're going to be the heel it's just that simple dude there's one trick they use all the disclosed linda molten how and all that's all lawrence rockefeller shit it's oh fucking carl young is a fucking priest in a fucking uh bachas cult and his whole goal he's like an adeptor and his whole goal he's a sorcerer his whole goal is to get the

Bible out of the way. And the reason is because they want to, they want to change all the rules. They want the one world government. And that's the, that's the thing, you know, the Bible is kind of like, Gary Wayne, help you kind of see this the most. I would say is there's all these converging stories around the world. They're just from different perspectives. So you just look at them all, you know, I happen to be raised in one, but the Greeks and the fucking Sumer and all that, they all got the same, you know, they all got the same fucking deal. But some of them like it, like Mesopotamia, they're like, these guys are great. They give us civilization. Well, I fucking hate civilization, by the way. I don't know. I, like, fuck them for that.

I mean, I don't want to live in a tent either, but like really fuck them for that. That's the fucking big trick. And it's to break you down because we need to get back to the golden age. Well, Trump's going to bring us to the golden age, right? And what does that look like? Atlantis. And what does that look like? Just as in the days of Noah. You know in the scripture? Just as in the days of Noah. It's going to just like that. Yeah. It's not even a prophecy.

It's a thing they've rerun probably five or six times. Yes. They just keep running the same play over and over again. Right. It's not a prophecy when you came up with it. I don't know that they even came up with it. They're always trying to co-opt it. And they always are like, think they can literally do some, like,

some ritual publicly that will fulfill those things. It's actually crazy. That's the Zohar Lurianic influence right there. That's where you get all the hermetic bullshit and all, you know. I mean, it's not. I want to say bullshit like to because there is something to it, but it's not like what they're selling you. The whole goal is we want you busy like bees and we want it back to a hive mind and back to whatever thing led to the last collapse. And then it'll get wiped out like a server, like a Conan exile game server every month, you know, and we rebuild it.

That's what they do. For the purpose of what, though? Because the thing at the top that Gray talked to, they were fishing for Apollo, but they actually pulled in. Zeus, Bayal. He said he was Yahweh too, but I don't think he was telling the truth about it. But I think he's a nihilist. It wants to break away and have its own separate thing. But the thing is, they can't create.

So that's why they, why are they fucking around with us if they're so fucking advanced? Because we interface with God and they don't. But that's what they told Gray. So when I say interdimensional trillionaires that transhumaners that transhuman cannot transition back to human, that's why I think, that's what it means to me. I mean, I think I was right kind of guessing that. Because they're, that's why they need to go in, so they could be from the future. They could be, if you're doing space travel, you're automatically time traveling.

That's just obvious. And that's where the parasite thing comes in. That's how you're able to do it. And if you go listen to old UFO encounters, especially from like Sweden and shit, you'll start hearing shit where this is coming out. Little, little details like it. You know, like one, one mission just got to where they're supposed to get to just now from like a million years ago, right? and they're beaming shit back.

Or when you hear about the Kabbalah being beamed back by the AI God back in time through forms and concepts and ideas because they don't have any mass, right? So you can send it back in time. You've heard that shit, right? Yes. Do you buy into any of that? Well, I do buy into how that would work. I mean, I think that they accidentally pulled Jesus through, trying to pull something through, like Apollo.

They were trying to pull Apollo up. That's like the Nimrod guy. He's a guy. He's not a god. It's a guy. And just a lot taller. That's what Nathan Reynolds said. I think he's right.

Because I've heard it now two ceremonies with a weird polarity, ritual, positive, negative thing involved to try to get through an eclipse. So that's something is coming in that isn't coming in any of their time of the year. And they did it in the Dresden Mountains, the one in New York, Mount Dresden or something, or Dresden, New York. And it was the Black Gate is opened on the Something Mountain they told some crazy-ass shit. And so they're always trying to commune with Apollo who's telling them how to, get technology back and do all this other and who to kill and this and that from what i

understand this like from uh a couple of people stories okay i'm just putting this together from stories there so he said though he talked to like the the daddy like saturn he's talked to a rem fan you know and um the message was that for the followers like you're not even fit for food like the daddy didn't like them at all his followers he fucking thought they were scum they're worthless and not even worth eating is what he told in this fucking vision fucking crazy dude we were on the phone talking about he's like

I mean I'm just gonna it's funny when he tells you because like people don't want to tell you this shit unless you're interested in hearing it and and it sounds crazy but I just have heard so much shit now that I want to hear it because I need to put pieces together and Matt Erritt's got the whole fucking thing of what the fuck is the problem now oh shit

hey I got the Jimmy show dude okay I got Jimmy do him I'll talk you guys later. Bye, buddy. Bye, man. I'll talk to you. Take care, dude.

Well, we had him for an hour and 15, right? About. Yeah. That was fun. It's good times. That was a crazy-ass thing. How does Kurt Metzger talk to other people? Like.

Yeah, yeah, it's almost like a fire hose, right? It's really weird because obviously Kurt's a super computer, right? You know, and he's really good. writer and all that shit. So he has this credibility with them because he's worked on so much shit. So in a weird way, they see him as one of them. But he's more like me in that he sees the world totally different. But he gets into those meetings and he has, you know, where he's writing on gigs and he's

doing all that shit. And then he's talking about parasites and how they wanted to bring in Apollo, but Jesus showed up. It's great, dude. How long have you known him for? I've known Kurt for a long time, probably over a decade. Was he always like, I mean, I'm sure he's always been smart, but he's always been like, is this intuned? I don't remember, I mean, I remember when Skank Fest went to Vegas for the first time.

Kurt kind of cornered me and was like really going off on religion. and which... That used to be more his thing. Yeah, he didn't like religion. And then both him and Jimmy Dork kind of started going down this path. Because Jimmy started out as a left-wing commentator. He was on to young Turks. He's part of that old Hollywood that was very much like

when they thought the left was rebelling against the right. and they're still his old crew Jimmy they still think that the Sarah Silvermans the David Crosses all those guys Paton Oswald I think Pat Oswald is a great comic I know people are going to get mad at me because they think all this stuff about him

but if you look at his writing it's really fucking good dude it's really good he wastes no lines no when he talks Star Wars and stuff it's great it's brilliant And then when he gets into politics, he sounds like a full-blown retort. Yeah, and that's David Cross, too. David Cross's old shit was fucking lethal.

I loved him, dude. Lethal back when it was a rebellion against the right. The religion, this is what I'm saying about Hollywood. It's stuck in 2021, but a lot of the people that have been around for decades are stuck in the 80s. That's why Hicks was so unique for the time and for now is because he saw. it that way from the beginning, you know, and was also as good as anybody at writing. Right. And, you know, it was just an understanding, like, you know, Carlin was it. Carlin too. Yeah. Carlin was a little left, too, man. He would, like, there were things where he

also went off on the left, right? Like, he was always talking about political correctness, about how it's, it's basic, you know, he went off on the billionaires. He went off on the government. He went off on the banks. But he also went off on the left. And that's kind of what I, I do on a much more illiterate level, right? I'm not saying I'm near Carlin. That's not what I'm saying at all. But the reason nobody knows what to do with me in Hollywood is because I'm not on anybody's side. I loved Carlin.

He was the first person I heard. Outside of Jesus, I'm not on nobody's side. Carlin was the first guy I heard to say, if voting mattered, they wouldn't let you do it. And I'm like, okay, that's something. No, 100%. and it's just but there is something to voting Johnny

I'm torn on it yeah I'm torn on it I it's almost like they need you to be invested in the sciop to control you

you're emotionally like like again like in this weird way it's bread and circus in a weird way because you're fighting

over right and left but you're not really noticing that the uniparty of the elites at the top so if you're like you know it's like

Katie Porn versus Chad Blanco or whatever the guy is. You're like, right versus Latt. Like, Dana's lost in that. Dana has no ability to understand that you can hate the right, but understand that the Democrats have destroyed your state. And as bad as you think the rights are, you've got to understand your team is why this state is unbearable right now.

And they've only gotten crazier, dude, the Democrats. Like, I mean, think about Clinton. Clinton would have like a, Obama was a centrist compared to the people who are running that party now, man. Oh, because he was foreplay for it. Like, he couldn't go full-blown crazy. He had to be the foreplay, charismatic, good-looking black guy. But, I mean, Clinton had a balanced budget, bro.

Like, we had a surplus when Clinton left office. A budget surplus. And then 9-11 came in. They just all went to shit out. Do you think the pendulum would swing? Like, let's say a Republican one, California just once. Do you think the left would, like, fix itself and be like, okay, we lost the fucking state, one of the most important states.

Do you think the next election would be more like not so fucking retarded? Schwarzenegger, when he was the president. He was the governor. Sorry. Yeah, he, I mean, nothing really changed around here. It's all the same. Well, that's my fear of Spencer Pratt, who is like, I love what he's saying. Obviously, it was on the show.

But you're going to get in and you're going to be the head of this mechanism. How are you going to replace the mechanism? Well, my great hope is that someone like that, and this is what I'd hope with Trump, even though I didn't support Trump, was that because he's not familiar with how government works, that's to me like a feature almost. Like it'll take him a while to start doing all the go. And just the less the government does anything, I think generally the better for the people. You know what I mean? And I'm just hoping he'll cut back some of the red team. I think the bigger bureaucracy is a fucking, a slippery slope to communism.

Yeah. and it's how they can do it by constantly hiring more and more people to feed the machine. The machine becomes powerful. Then it becomes the state. And that's the funniest thing is like the left crying about fascism. When in like reality you have consolidation of the power. Just think about who lives the best in the communist country, the government officials all the fucking time. It's the poor that get nothing.

they just get nothing because just to run for politics involves a little bit of just like narcissism and selfishness normal people don't run for office oh dude i tell this story occasionally but when i was a kid the the club i was in like a key club basically the all those people went on to do like good stuff the people are in the leadership of it and the one guy that ran for office and one was the worst person they He tried to take the thing over. And we had to eventually kick him out, basically, to go to the adults. Because it involves that kind of narcissistic. Yeah, he was a psycho.

And he ran for office and was elected. You know, just a total piece of shit. It's just crazy times. It's just crazy times. Is that new, though? Do you think that's new or is this just history repeating? It's just more obvious right now. Because they're going for it.

I'm really I am pretty gay well I mean come on that's not breaking news exactly okay I'm pretty excited about the the UFO disclosure shit like I I

in what sense let's see what they got for us you know what I mean like it's like the new movie are you excited to see who falls for it I'm excited to see what it is like I want to see because I think they won't be able to do this without revealing some truth, you know, like about what those things are? Like, we'll see an actual alien. You think they'll show us that even though it'll be fake.

I'm not saying it'll be real. I don't know. Are you ready for that new reality? Because whatever we're living in right now is not the same as before 9-11. So we had a 20-something year of just a different reality. This, when this happens, dude, this will be a 9-11 level sci-op. that will bring in a brand new reality. Yeah, I, yeah, I, I mean, I just feel like it's, I don't know,

like, you know, because, I mean, we're, we all, like, are conspiracy. I mean, the UFO, that used to be our bread butter. That was our shit. Bigfoot. When you, it was Bigfoot and, like, the aliens, bro. I mean, that used to be all the fucking thing, the only thing Rogan could talk about was UFOs forever. And now, I mean, we've gotten so twisted.

And don't get me wrong, I think it's a sigh up completely. but I mean, I do think that what they're going to say are aliens is something. Now, maybe the pictures they show us aren't what they say, but it's something. And I think there are still going to be some people that are trying to, like, I mean, maybe we'll get a peek at some angels or some demons. See, but whatever they show us, technically China and Russia have to show their people as well. So the whole world kind of has to be in on it. Well, that gets into this whole thing about oligarchies helping oligarchies, right? Like, like, you know, that video I sent you of Andrew Tate say this war is fake.

And like, there's a lot of things that make you think there's some truth to that, right? Like, again, Kurt Metzger is a supercomputer. He's hilarious. There are some places he won't go. like you heard him say hey the whole climate change was a giant sciop and i go okay what about nukes now do you know my opinion on nukes that's that's my opinion about like hey dude they're going to samson option us what is that what does that look like why haven't they already done some form of that to Iran. Because at the end of the day, everybody needs these oligarchies.

These oligarchies need each other to keep each other's population and fear. Don't focus on us, focus on those bad guys, the Americans, go focus on the Chinese, go focus on the Russians, go focus on the Ukrainian leadership and all that stuff. You know, that's why I start, you know, when you look at like every, you know, the price of Bitcoin's up, the price of gold is up, the price of the, it just doesn't make any sense to me. What does that have to do? The price of gold and Bitcoin.

What do you mean? Well, maybe not gold. I feel like gold should go up in a war. But it's like... It did, yeah. Right? But I feel like there's just... The economy doesn't seem to be that bad right now.

Oh, I see. Yeah, because of the oil prices, I guess. Well, I mean, if we're winning, wouldn't that... I mean, we're winning the war, right, supposedly? No. What is even a war? I know, but that's the point is, is it a war? I mean, everyone's like, open, close, open, close,

the straight of her muse, open, is it open? Is it open? Oh, we reopen it. We reopen it. Maybe it's open. It's a clown show, D. But my thing is, if it's, if we're winning. It's a clown dick show.

Let's say we're winning. Let's say, pretend we're winning like Trump said. Imagine if we were losing how high the gas prices would be. Like, are we winning, are we losing? I mean, the gas prices are pretty fucking high. And it's all bullshit. I know, but the price of gas is a completely manufactured. bullshit. Yeah, we just go to war and it goes up. It makes no sense either. We win, we lose. No matter what war, it goes up.

Well, the whole thing is like, oh, they can't get these shipments through, which is like, Johnny, correct me if I'm wrong, but the process of refined oil into gasoline takes a long time. I think so. I mean, not like, so like every, the pump, the oil, the gas you're pumping right now was refined a long time ago. And it's not just gas, by the way. It's, like, I watched this video yesterday about how, and I, and I, I watched it. I mean, I first heard this from Penn and Teller on that show bullshit, which I loved as a young man. But the... I love them until they did a hit on AA. And I was like, go fuck yourself.

Yeah. I mean, you know, it's the God thing. They don't... Well, it's also that... That Showtime has always been... Like, they told Andrew Santino he couldn't do jokes about pharmaceuticals. So, like, you don't want people getting sober spiritually. You want them to take your drug to get...

to get off drugs. Pendula is a militant atheist. That's this one. Yeah. Usually it involves you doing weird shit that you don't want God to know about. You don't want to believe there's. And by the way, you know, a lot of this shit, like I think this, like Von Galt said, like the sin or was Kurt said it.

The original sin, right, is taking a life too early. I think that's real shit. I think a lot of the other stuff is just control. mechanisms. But it's also high, now let me just say this, high, low vibrational shit. That's my opinion. Yeah. And anyway, so I saw that thing the other day and it was about how recycling is bullshit, but it was talking about the invention of plastic and how it's, it's really a waste product of refining oil. And they, and if they can't, these wells, when they're pulling them up, because of regulations, if they can't find a place to take this waste product,

product, then they have to stop pumping at the well, which is like number one sin. Like we never want to do that. So they've, and then they first, when they first decided to sell this shit and turn it into plastic, they were like, plastic lasts forever. You go watch the commercials back then. They're like, these things will never, you know, you can, you can buy a bowl now and it'll be with your grandchildren. That was the advertising.

And then they were like, actually, everybody has this shit now and sales are going down. What the fuck? So then there's this famous, like, conference where this guy was like your future's in the trash can and that was kind of his catchphrase and it was like you then they pivoted to single use everything was single use it's like why were we cleaning the dishes throw it away and that was because sales stop yeah sales it's money yeah it was just money that was the guy's joke he recorded at the beginning of the video he was like every time the answer is money i'm just going to use this drop of me saying money and he said it like a

million times throughout the video. But yeah, and so not only, so I say that to say when the prices of oil goes up, you know, you see plastics also get more expensive and that affects sales more broadly. So I, yeah, that's why I think that if I think it would be, if this was real, it would be much worse, like the downstream effects of all that. Like if we really needed the oil that they have, you know, and aren't making our, own it would be much worse. They're saying that, I mean, obviously,

Spirit was already losing it, but they're saying us going to, the United States going to war with Iran is what made that grass go up. Maybe we should keep going on. We can get rid of a couple more shitty airlines. That's bad though, dude. No, it's bad. You need shitty airlines for shitty guy. Yeah, no, we need the

Greyhound people. Yes. To go to the Greyhound Airlines. That's what it is. The government was going to bail out Spirit Airlines, but the other airlines said, no, fuck it don't do it because they're the ones that bring out bring down the price on on tickets so all the airlines were like no let them let them eat dog shit yeah well i mean make no doubt's about spirit is why spirits out of they're horrible airlines they run like shit they try to nickel and dime you on everything and now do you see delta delta's no longer giving away free drinks anymore

everything costs coax everything there's no more free stuff I didn't even know they did give away free drinks. Yeah, you would get a free Coke or free orange juice or free crackers gone, dude. Oh, yeah, of course they, yeah, okay. That's gone. Yeah, yeah. And that's like. I sleep through them.

I'm sorry, it's been so long since I know, Johnny. They bring me a cheese plate, though, when I'm, you know, frequent flyer. I know that, Johnny. I wish Dana would work with me, but she just loves to put me on 800 different airlines. I can't get you home soon enough. Yeah, God forbid, Sam. Fly out today. Come back tonight.

yeah i'm sure that's what she does right the first flight back doesn't matter if it's yeah but early in the morning and then i'm dead for two days so flying takes it out of you man oh it does because you're just flying against even though it's it's it's like compartmentalized but it's like you're not meant to be doing that and then there's a tv right behind you you can't even sleep that's like well it's funny you say that because i most of the planes i've been on i've been looking for that i haven't been on a a plane with TV with TVs in the headrests I mean in the in the seats I mean it's been I don't even know when the last it's been years six months because most people are what you used to them bare naked ladies there yeah it's been years since I've that was a good show uh we had somebody

canceled they had emergency coach column was supposed to be on he canceled uh because and then Kurt was nice enough. And then I had to do Jimmy, Jimmy Dorr. So that was it. What? Coach Colin, right? Is he coming back?

Yeah. I mean, what did you think about the episode? I thought, I thought, listen, Kurt Metzger is you got to learn to ride that wave. Yeah. Me and Johnny left right off the bat when you're trying to introduce Gold Wolf.

And he thought you were talking to him. And he just straight fucked up his own intro. And you're like, all, well, guys, you guys know who that voice that is. It's current. And we're like, yep, that's the Kurt show right there. Kurt is just like, he's just a machine, dude. Dude, and I love that you call it volumes.

Are you a rapper? Are we going to do mixtapes? This is volume one. It's that episode's Volume 1. It's just like, I just ride the wave. I'm like his flavor, flave. Like, I just wait until he takes a breath. And I'm just like, yeah, yeah.

A little job. Feel it. Feel it. Oh, yeah. That's all I do on the current and volume experiment. dude. You know, it's just like ride it. So lucky. Huge dick and a and smart guy. It's really clown dick.

Clown dick. Get a right. Clown dick. I still find it offensive. But it's fun to watch him involve from where he was to where he is now. And it's just funny to see him like just be so deep into it

now. And it's like we can have a conversation because I know everything he's talking about the parasite. I wish you'd get a little bit more specific about the parasite. I love that idea though. Like, in what sense do you love? Like, what do you love about it? I mean, well, even if it's metaphor, it fits perfectly for what, what I think of, when

I think of, like, exorcism, I mean, possession and what, what the people who are, you know, like, malign influences their effect on you is the, is that they made a parasitic? Yeah, parasitic, exactly. So, and I think it's entirely possible that they are, you know, parasites of a variety. think when people think parasites, they think a little bug, but it's really just something that zaps energy out of you. Could be like that, though. I don't know.

You think it like someone who's possessed has a little bug inside of? It could be, dude. And also, I don't know, did you, when I was asking him about Gates, you've heard, like, Matt Gates went on that show and said that they're, and we've heard more about this now from, like, Stephen Greer, I think, or somebody. They're hybrid, they're breeding hybrid, like freak aliens with humans. And it had something to do, Gates said, no, it is Matt. take it for what it's worth.

But with interdimensional or interstellar. The guy who looks like both Beavis and Butthead at the same time? Yes, yes, yes. Beavis and Butthead's like uncle, yeah. It's something to do with interstellar or interdimensional travel is the reason they're doing it, which fits perfectly what he was saying about the parasite being interdimensional. I think people when they hear that story, they think, oh my God, what are they creating? But I think the really dark part of that story is, who are these aliens breeding with?

Like, where do they get them? What do you mean? Oh, I assume it was like, you know, what attest to you babies kind of thing, right? Like fertilizing eggs with... No, I think they're... You think they're inseminating, like having sex with women? Yeah. Abductions.

We're not going to... But abductions, that's what I'm talking about. Well, that's what... Now, who was it? Oh, where did the fuck did I see? It was somebody was saying that those are the things that do abductions. They're not doing abductions for the ET. They're doing abductions for the...

government. Yes. Who was saying that, though? I saw it going around somewhere. Do you remember saying? That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I know. That's what I'm saying. I just heard that. Yeah, I just heard that on Twitter like yesterday. That every abduction is government is. That's what I think it might have been, I thought it was a woman, but might have been Stephen Greer. I don't think it was stagher. That's to find out that everybody abducted was actually abducted, but by the government. Well, that goes back to the missing 401, the operation high jump, all that shit my god was even talking about that

and that other episode was talking about you know how she's missing time and maybe it's abductions or something like I've been there though there's been times where I've driven on like she says your normal path

every day to work type of thing and you get there and you're like did I even listen to that podcast that I had on and then just time just flies driving has a special way what MMA fighter talks a lot about it oh George St. Pierre

yeah he talks about he just the time just disappears I had a lot yeah But, you know, it's like... Zanex can reproduce that effect if you want to feel like that's like a home. Well, you know, that's the whole thing that they say a lot of the early cryptid sightings. I'm not saying cryptids aren't real.

But the notion is that those were actually elite kidnappings blamed on cryptids to scare people. Citing? How is this? Or do you mean like kidnappings and stuff? Like the kidnapping would happen from these elites. and then they would blame it on a cryptid. Has that happened? I don't know.

That's what they were saying was way back in the day. Really? On the other episode, remember that she said that she had some, she hypnotized some people when they were talking about being giants in their back and their past life. I'm like, dude, that'd be tight. Imagine if you were in Nephilim. What's crazier?

Being a Nephilim in one life and coming back as a regular person or being Sir Francis Bacon and coming back as an illiterate podcast. What's weirder? Probably Francis Bacon. You got a doll. I'm going to go with Francis Bacon. You got a doll. You got an action figure now of you.

I wish. You know, the painter of Francis Bacon, not Sir Francis Bacon, but the painter. Francis Bacon, the other incarnation of Francis Bacon. Have you ever seen his paintings of the popes? No. They're the best. Can we see them, Johnny? Can you pull that?

I might be able to share it. You show it. He has, he took, there used to be a thing to paint popes and, like, Cardinals and make them look really like their like royalty almost make them look really good and then a painter finally made them look more realistic

and then Francis Bacon has this spin on it where he just shows them kind of as they are and there's some of the most they're amazing yeah yeah yeah can you that first one especially is a really good he just painted a ton of these and they're based on real popes and they're all just screaming and torment and horror

this does not look like Christiany Catholic Vives not, no, it's not. So hold on. You would take a pope? Do you see that painting that looks normal? The one in the middle, actually. Okay, okay.

Now, that's a famous painting by Velasquez of that pope that was commissioned by that pope. And I think they weren't too happy with it because it's very realistic. He looks older. And so, but then, so Francis Bacon, the painter, who, you know, died in like the 50s or 60s or something, he would do reproductions of those, essentially, but show them kind of like, as the popes really were, you know what I mean, like spiritually, where they're just screaming and in torment and like maybe they're in hell or something. I love that, dude. And he's got a whole series of them and they're all just really, they're really, I mean, they're just. Like zombie-fied?

Yeah, zombie-fied. Look at that one on the bottom left of your image there. Yeah, look at that, dude. They just all, and it's all real popes. Yeah. Looks like that scary. Go down. Keep going down. Let's see some other ones. He's such a, he's such a talented guy. Yeah, it's crazy. He was torn. There's some talk, maybe he was like. abused or something by Catholics. And that was... That's why. I think somehow my dad, that's why he hates the Catholic Church so much. It's interesting how the Catholic Church has managed to kind of rehab its image among

Trad people, as Kurt puts it. Have you noticed that? That they're kind of making a comeback, especially the orthodoxy. Yeah. Is making a comeback, which is surprising. Guys, go to samtripple.com. We're going to keep it quick. I'm only going to do this month, but I could be coming near you.

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Oh, it's on your website now. Yeah, I decided to put there because I love it. So it should have been so much bigger. It should have been. It's maybe my favorite comedy doc. Yeah, I mean, it's just done so well. There's people who know. There's Steve Coogan.

Yeah, there's people that still were like... Who made it? It's... You'll see it like very... Oh, shit. No, no, I mean, the director. I... I love to yes me if I know somebody's name.

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go check us out on tinfo hat on youtube 4k go get it over there oh yeah you suck unbelievable dude what sucks no he wants me to pull up his batavia's show that he just this special yeah there it was there it is there it is i don't know why there it is yeah it's uh it's really good dude um yeah go down i love the comments it's just people just say the nastiest shit and so and mostly all love and then there's just one guy just saying nasty stuff, dude. You know. It's a great comments.

They are. I'm telling you, it's a great show. It's a great show. Johnny, one guy, I think it was on Broken Sim comment section. He was just like, I can't wait till we all take this guy down.

I'm like, thanks for listening. You? Yeah. What? It's just like, and of course it's some random profile pick with some stupid name. Always.

And it's just like, okay, dude. One, if you look them up, too, it's they all they do is just spend their days talking shit yeah that's all it is dude they're just like bots or losers but anyways back to kurt metzger let's end it on this uh he was great dude i mean he's just i i'm so thankful we're friends uh i love doing a show with them he's just i mean it's just fun to watch the grow it's fun to watch jimmy door become like a conspiracy theorist and do some really deep shit dude dude it's the best to watch actually jimmy door and both of them literally talk shit on conspiracies like oh shit jimmy

Jimmy's in. Jimmy's in. Oh, yeah, dude. I mean, before he's like, he used to get so mad when you called him a conspiracy theorist. I go, Jimmy, you're giving the term power. Just run with it. You are conspiracy theorists.

You think people conspire. That's all it is. Do you know what the biggest conspiracy theorists are? The people that say America is racist. The people that say America is homophobic. The people that say America is sexist. They are believing the entire country is conspiring against. against them. That is a conspiracy theorist. And you statistics don't ever support that.

That's what they think of conspiracy theorists. You really are that. Not the guy goes, hey dog, uh, they lied about 9-11. That's not because there's so much information and data that says that's true. To sit there and go, the country is racist. It's like where, where is it? How do you stop it? This is why they love those because there's no goal line. It's like we can march against this, against this to the end of days. We're never going to solve it. It gives me a reason to get up in the morning because I was born in the wealth. My life is easy.

My dad didn't hug me. And fuck him. That's all it is, dude. You guys know they had a giant socialist march over last weekend? They didn't hear about it too bad. Yeah, I heard about it. Right? My buddy Brad Binkley went to it.

He was like he couldn't believe how organized this naturally occurring March was. What day was this? I mean, there's socialists. Nothing is naturally occurring. Right. But it was so how everything was compartmentalized. Like if you're like, hey, he would go, hey, man, I want to get some merch. Where do I get it?

The person would be like, I'm not in charge of that. That's above my head. Go talk to this person. That's so funny. It's just like them, isn't it? So the anti-establishment people have an establishment. a hierarchy of power. They're not anti-establishment.

They want all the establishment. The socialists. What am I trying to say? The anti- You're thinking of anarchists. Yeah, you're right. They want more. They're comfortable in a hierarchy

being told what to do. Yeah, they love that. Although it's funny, have you, most of them, the people that are a socialist think they're going to be the ones in charge, you know, which... History says no. You're the first ones to go. Yeah.

It ain't going to be you, bro. Yeah. You ever see those, you ever see those, pictures of where the, you know, communists take over and then they put all the fucking purple hair, green people against the wall for the firing line. They're like, Comrade, I'm one of you.

They're like, no, you're not bang, dude. It's always, yeah, I mean, Stalin, he took out all of his allies. Yeah, but it's also, Johnny, is there a little bit, and this is going to sound very, very dark, but is there a little bit of this, like,

this movement by the elites is to get rid of, of all the MPCs. Why would they want to do that? Because the MPCs are the ones that follow them. Yeah, but they don't, they're, they're just, look at, look at TikTok. I mean, they're out of control. They're just completely. Who's they?

The, the, the, the masses. Like what they, what they worship, what they do, it's just chaos. Dude, I watched the craziest documentary on Netflix. It's called, Should I Marry a Murder. Oh, I watched that too. Yeah, you watched it. And this chick, bro. She, long story short, spoiler alert for should I marry a murderer on Netflix.

She is dating this guy for three months. They're going to get married. They get engaged. And then he tells her that him and his brother ran over a guy on a bicycle a few years back. In Ireland. This is Ireland, too. In Scotland. Oh, Scotland.

You're right. And he was still alive when they did it. And they buried his body on their farm, the farm where they worked, basically. And he tells her this. And she immediately is like, I'm going to rat you out. I'm going to go. She goes right to the police like a few days later. Rats the guy out that and rightly so, I guess, even though they were, she was his fiance.

And then the police are like, well, obviously he's a killer, so don't be around him, you know. She starts dating him again. She goes back. After she's already, like, given witness testimony against him to the police, she starts dating. And the whole time is like snap it. Like the whole documentary is just her snapchats from that time where she, and she just makes his face like, did he end up offing her?

No, no, no, dude. In fact, he comes over. He forgives her and he's, yeah, he forgives her and he's like, you're the best thing that ever happened to me. And then she's like, man, maybe I do love him. Should I marry him? And then he ends up.

And it's crazy. Does he go to trial? They go to trial. And she doesn't show up to testify against him because she's going psycho out of guilt for fucking him over and guilt that she's alone now. You know what that says to me? That guy's got clown dick. It may be because she loved. I mean, she loves that. She's like, oh, her duty kills people, but man, anything feels good. So she just goes off the reservation. She's thinking, like, I don't have to testify if I can find the bike that the guy disposed of somewhere,

even though they have the body. It doesn't really make sense. So she just runs, instead of testifying, goes out into the wilderness, just randomly searching for this bike out. With a cameraman? With, no, with her phone, like videoing herself the whole time. time just like boo-hooing. By the way, this is why women love murder fucking entertainment because they want to solve a murder. They want to be part. They want to be her. They want to be her. Yeah. And then

and she was a doctor, bro. She was a fucking person. The crazy thing is she worked in the office where the guy's body came to. She was one of those people that cuts bodies up after does like post-mortem analysis. And yeah, anyway, so he ends up

getting off, not getting going down on not not murder. But, but like a lesser charge because she didn't testify. And it's just the craziest fucking thing, right? And her logic was like, I need, I want to get back with him so he doesn't think I'm the one who told the cops. But it wasn't even that. Remember she was like, and then he's going to turn on Netflix and watch the show.

Be like, well, no, no, he knew it was her. And he went to her house after he found out because the police did a terrible job. They let some guy, some boy around them know how they found the spot, which was she threw a red bull can over her shoulder and smashed it into the ground so the police could find the spot where the body was buried. This guy just told her everything, dude, took her to where the body was buried. And he must have been wanting to get caught, like, on a subconscious level. But, yeah, so she immediately ratted him out, recorded him secretly, like five times without him noticing. If they would have been married, does she have to... No, if she's married to him, she doesn't... Well, she should have waited.

So she, she technically should have waited. Some of that is not... Right, yeah, but some of that's not really. Some of that's myth about you can still be compelled to testify on certain things. And some things, there's like a, it depends on the jurisdiction you're in. Yeah. So I think a murder, maybe she would still have to testify, especially if it happened before they were together. I don't know. I think it's usually like marital communications and things that happen while you're married. He's an idiot though for telling her. Oh, he's an idiot. Now, don't get me wrong. What they did was terrible. That guy was alive. They should have taken him right to the hospital. Yeah. Because the guy was an idiot. He was riding his bike in the middle

of the night down the road in this foggy, like really secluded area in the Scottish Highlands. These idiots were drinking too, though, so they didn't want to. Yeah, but still, they wouldn't have, like, the guy was an idiot for being out there. They would have gotten in trouble, but they might have saved his life, and it can't end worse

than what happened to them. One brother went to jail for 12 years, and the other got five. But yeah, it's a crazy thing, dude. But anyway, she's the whole the documentary half the footage is just her videoing herself melting down she was way hotter before yeah yeah he out of watching yeah i can see why he was into you

and then like she looks like a fucking center block now yeah she aged it happens everybody dude you're gonna age yeah 100 women are that'll put some years on you're up yeah you know um it was this study that they found about women they wanted to see how men and women uh apply sympathy. So they had a group of men and a group of women watch a guy play a game. And the guy loses and men and women had about 80% sympathy for him. Like 80% of them said they had sympathy.

80% of the people or they felt 80 each, the average was 80%. They basically said how many you guys have sympathy for them? 80% of them said yeah. Or no, they, I've got one to 100, how much sympathy do you have for them? So the average was 80. 80. Right. So then they do it again and they watch the guy play again but they see him cheat he starts cheating but he still loses right

the amount of sympathy men had for him went down significantly with the Astros with women it stayed the exact same really so it doesn't matter what he does

they feel really bad for him which explains why you know we can fix him well yeah or we're marching for George Floyd, right? Or, you know, it's like why they're like, let the guy

who dress like a scarecrow in the woman's bathroom. Because it doesn't matter what happened, they have sympathy for you. That's so cool. I love to coming up with, that was my favorite thing about psychology was study design, coming up with the ideas for studies and designing them. That was fun.

What a good idea. It's just crazy, dude. That says a lot right there, dude. That says, I mean, dude, you can break down three things. three things. You can break down all the times that let you know the difference between men and women. One is Legos did a, wanted to find out why boys like playing with Legos and girls don't.

And so what they discover is that boys play with Legos as the character, meaning like, oh, if it's Batman, boys are like, Batman's going to save the day. But when girls play with it, they play with it as themselves. Oh, my God, I'm going, they can be Batman to be like, I'm going shopping. I'm going to have a good time. So what does that tell you?

And every comedian will tell you this. Women internalize everything. So when you're on stage going, what's up with women? They're like, dude, my, my, what's up with them in relationships? They think you're literally talking about them. Like,

they internalize everything. It's why they get so mad during political argument. When a chick comes out and is like, this guy did this to me, women always believe her because they're going to going, oh, I remember when this guy did something like that to me. And then they transfer that guy to their feelings on this dude onto that guy. Yeah, my girl's mom was like that.

When I first moved in, the refrigerator was covered in magnets. Like, we don't need no man. You know, men suck. Time to go in the garbage. Time to go in the garbage. Time to go in the garbage. I told my girl, I was like, I'm taking these down. Yeah.

I'm not. This is the dumbest shit ever. Yeah, because and then she supported me in that. It was like, it was, she's fucking, like, I wonder why she doesn't, hasn't found a man after all these years. Yeah, it's just like openly hating is just amazing. You can really shut yourself down. And it's like, everyone's like, oh, these red pill guys are turning the dudes into Nazis against women. You're like, what do you think call her dad, call me daddy's been doing?

Turning him to sluts. For fucking every, forever, every show, all these fucking female podcasts. Guys are jerks. We don't fucking need them. I'm not even going to say to female comic. Like, she's the. tiniest human being ever. She's like, we don't need a man. I'm like, dude, if society crumbles, you instantly become a fleshlight. You know that, right? Like, you have no saying that.

You just become a fleshlight. If society crumbles and we're lawless, you are a flesh light. You bet you're going to want a man. Yeah, you're going to want a man real quick. An alpha man. You're going to be doing butt stuff on the first date. Trust me on that. Like you don't need a man. Like, what are you fucking? Anyways, enjoy the highlights. Here's a clip from the latest broken sim. Hot chicks ask for aliens. Let's go aliens. Here we go.

Look at that. I'm got a cute up. Yeah, this guy is a very... I love that the guy has a hot topic t-shirt on acting like we're going to take him serious. That was my... Yeah. It's like a... It looks like affliction, right?

Yeah, it's like, bro. Guys, you remember UFC? 2008? Yeah. I got that vibe. Let me tell you about aliens. This is Perry Stone. Now, we have other clips that corroborate this.

So this does appear to be true. what he's going to say. Check this out, folks. I had a friend that. Can you hear that? I can't. Turn it up a little bit. A weekend meeting preaching Friday, Saturday, and Sunday morning. And he said, Perry, can you give me a call? I have some information that has come to my attention. Of course, when a friend of yours does that, that you know quite well, you're not, you have no idea what information that.

talking about. And I'm not going to go into great detail, but there were a large number of pastors that had been invited to go to a certain state to hear some men in the United States government and others share with them a concern that they had. And this particular man, and I'll not name him, And then we may end up doing some teachings with him or having an event at his church. He has a great church. But he said, Perry, what they're about to release from what we're hearing, there's going to be a release concerning aliens and concerning unidentified flying object spacecraft that some of the people who were in the meeting were telling us as pastors.

You need to prepare your people and you need to get ready to answer them for what you're about to hear being released. And some of it has to do with crafts that have been discovered that are not allegedly a part of our planet and the materials they're made of are not a part of our planet. Very strange reptilian-looking creatures and other things that almost sound like something out of a sci-fi movie or an Orson Well's book. Yeah. Okay. Let me just say something. Jop or real. What do you think? All you got to do is look at this guys. All you got to do is look at this guy. XG is saying we're glitchy. I don't know what to tell you guys. I got full bar. Okay. I got full bars.

Dana's not even on the Wi-Fi. I don't know why the Wi-Fi is bad. I mean, this is what happens when you got monopolies on internet. You can't call anybody. But I just want to say something based on the, the, this guy's energy to me, okay, is not energy of someone who heard something earth-shattering to the point that it could wreck his congregation.

Do you understand what I'm saying? Like, yeah, yeah. If this guy's like, they're like, hey, dude, we're about to tell everybody about these reptilians, okay? It's not, it's going to be earth shattering. Wouldn't this guy be like, dude, listen, guys, I hate telling you this. It's not something I enjoy. But what's about to happen is going to be paradigm destroying. There would be some sense of urgency from this guy if it was really insane news.

now I will say he is one of these people who teaches kind of end time stuff apocalyptic stuff so maybe he's just living in those waters all the time my dreams are coming true could be I mean truly yeah it's so this is now someone else this is no energy Johnny of of of of excitement or fear okay you're going to trust this guy guy who's well no I mean I read his energy you're going to trust Lex Luther that's what you're going to trust like sluither let's do some more energy readings here of this fellow okay all right recently my team and i were traveling and we had an encounter with something that we've never experienced before and now when i talked about this just recently many people

in our comments feed and through our live broadcast begin to ask us to bring it out and show you what we encountered now what we encountered was six objects in the sky out in front of the aircraft. We were flying from Tennessee to Colorado Springs, and we began to see six objects right there in the sky, and we believe these are UAPs and UFOs. So when we saw this, we just thought to ourselves, my goodness, what in the world are we looking at?

How do we grapple with this? It was a very interesting thing. Now, uniquely enough, we were just in a disclosure meeting two days before this talking about UFOs, UAPs, all these things, and that there's going to come a great disclosure, even an announcement that we're not alone in the universe, we're not alone, and there's non-human intelligence that is absolutely happening all over, or in the highest offices of the land, do they know about it, that kind of thing. And so when we heard this, I thought, my goodness, this is quite the disclosure meeting, and they were prepping us to be leaders in the space

from a biblical perspective, to bring people to saving knowledge of Jesus and help the church avoid deception and not knowing what to do if they encounter these kind of things. So what we did is we received that information, we began to talk about it. The next day, the president puts out a post that says he has authorized the specific agencies involved to find the truth of the matter of aliens, UFOs, UFPs, and all these issues and bring them out to the public. The day after that, we were This would be February 20th, 2026. We're flying, and as we were flying, we began to see these six UFOs appear out in front of us. Now, I've talked to a lot of people about this, and I'm about to you the footage. But I've talked to a lot of people about it, and some said, well, that's probably

just drones over the nation. Others have said, and some of the ones I spoke with, are actually some of the highest experts in the area of UFOs, UAPs, non-human intelligence, and the like. And when I spoke with them, they said, well, it could be drones, but it also really could be this other scenario that many people are talking about. What a great answer, huh? This disclosure narrative. What a great answer.

It could be drones or it could be aliens. I mean, like, thank you for that. Why did I even contact you? Thank you for telling me something. I could have just told myself. Nobody has urgency here. Yeah. Johnny, I had more urgency talking to you about how I like mid porn stars than any of these guys talked about fucking paradigm shifting aliens.

Yeah. I have more passion for my okay looking porn stars than these pastors have for aliens. I'm just telling you. know what it has a flavor of it to me it has a flavor of sinclair broadcasting remember how they would have those clips of all the local news agencies saying the exact same thing could be dangerous and hurt our society society society let's get all the pastors together and tell them what exactly they're supposed to say if you'd like to hear the rest of this episode subscribe to broken simulation in your podcasting app or check us out at youtube.com slash sam tripoli

Aaron, open your mind. Drink from the fountain of knowledge. There's lizard people everywhere. That's some interdimensional shit. Wake up, Aaron. This is only the beginning. Dude, you just blew my mind.