Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #99: Movie Conspiracies with Dwayne Perkins and TK Kelly From the Movie Night podcast
Episode Date: June 14, 2018Welcome to another episode of Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli. The listeners have asking us over and over to do another episode on movie conspiracies. So rejoice, we've got our friends, Dwayne Perkins a...nd Tk Kelly, from The Movie Night podcast to weigh in on some of the most fascinating movie conspiracies out there. You can check out the Movie Night Podcast on AllThingsComedy.com. https://allthingscomedy.com/podcast/movie-night-podcast Thank you for your support.
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to you guys movie night you guys introduce yourself to the left we have Dwayne Perkins joining us and TK Kelly everybody please welcome guys for joining us
joining our show thanks for having us I'm very impressed with your t-shirt
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Tell us about your podcast.
Our podcast is called The Movie Night Podcast.
It's pretty straightforward.
Me and Dwayne just kick it with comedians, talk shit about whatever movie we happen
to watch that week, play some games about it, pretty basic.
Yeah, it's a great way to for us it's been a great way to
catch up on movies that you know the movies that you should have seen but you
didn't see and then you don't want to you know the ones that at a party like
you haven't seen that yeah we kind of yeah the ones that get you know you get
yelled that for not seeing so we're catching up on all those movies and we do some new movies too. What the the the the the the the the the the movie the movie the th is the the th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is the th is th is th is the th is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And we the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And we're th. And we're th. And we're th. And we're th. And we're th. And we're th. And we're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the is the is the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the the. the the the. the the. the movies the. is your call on that? We spoil everything.
We spoil everything.
I think, well, if it's a new movie, we won't wait like a week or two.
Well, here's the thing, a podcast is an active choice.
If you're listening to a podcast about a certain movie, to expect not to hear everything
about that movie, to me is insane.
to that. Can you watch a movie when you know what the ending is? I can watch sports if I know who want, like MMA, basketball.
Really?
Yeah, I just love to watch the game.
Especially if you know it was a good game or a good fight.
I love watching that.
I don't mind not know, like I already know him.
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It's not like, should you see this or should you not?
It's comprehensive, like we're comprehensively talking about it.
So if you haven't seen it, it's gonna be not as much fun.
Are you guys movie buffs?
Is that why you got into it?
I feel like we're just two guys who like movies. Like we're not getting crazy deep into, we're not analyzing these films and shit.
It's just like, hey, was this good?
Did you like it?
Why? And then we just kind of roll with it?
We just talk like you would like.
We just talk like you would like you would.
It's like, I've seen movies with, what did you think? No, it was good. So I don't want to, I don't want to be that person, but
I don't want to deal with the person who wants to like, you know, this is a conspiracy podcast and we kind were like hey man
It's talking because we always get hit up. Hey man, do you can do some conspiracies about movies and we're like
Yeah, we're gonna do that and so when we got hit up we're super excited you guys are gonna come on to talk about it, but I real quick
Greatest movie of all time. Oh, I love it real quick. That's real fucking tough. Two words or less.
No, honestly this is a heinous thing to say but for me if I have to pick one
movie I'm saying dumb and dumber. Of all time, that's strong. That's strong. Hey dude, strong
tank. It's all about watching power. It's all about watching power. For me, I'm like, I fucking love that.
I still laugh at that movie every time I see.
Oh, I'm cool.
Is it the godfather?
Fuck no.
But if you, if you said you get one movie to watch for the rest of your life,
which one are you going with first?
Interesting.
So that's, I mean, I tell people my favorite movie, my favorite movie is probably, it's a tie
between I would say, Cooley High, which is a movie takes place in, I guess 60s, 70s.
It's a black coming of age tale, which we don't get too many of those.
Rappers are always talking about this movie, always.
I died, because even Lorn Hill said I cried in Cooley High when Coa Cheese died. It's basically New Jack City, not New Jack City,
boys in the hood, before boys in the hood.
Yeah.
Dude with a scholarship, gonna go to college,
gets killed, you know, and it's so old school.
And it's so old school, he doesn't get shot,
like it gets beat up killed.
That's how old school.
And fist fight, it wasn't his fault, and I'm spoiling the movie.
His, his best friend slept with this girl.
Oh, snap.
And they think he did.
And, um, but the, but then the thing is the best friend at the end, you see like,
it's one of these things where, the first movie I saw that showed you what happened the characters at the end. Yeah. And the best friend as a black guy moved to Hollywood, cracked Hollywood and became a writer. So you
leave with a little bit of hope at the end, but the whole movie you listen to
Motown throughout the movie and it's just a dope set in Chicago. I love
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It's just, it's such a great movie because back in the day, it was like there's no, there's
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Like do I have to go like this before I talk about Black Panther? Right. You were not allowed to say
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Disney making it a cultural event.
Is in on it.
Well I will say this a few things.
It's it's Black Panthers like Steph Curry two years ago.
Like when like everyone was like, this guy's the greatest thing ever.
He's like a video game.
And I think LeBron is like, uh, hello? I'm still the greatest basketball player. I'm all of the attributes up to 100 every single one.
If something gets that hype, it's hard to enjoy it, so I will say that.
I think it's a really good movie, but I think if...
It's an Avengers movie or like, excuse me, that's blasphemy.
It's a Marvel movie, so it's good. now are getting 100% 99% everything is great everything can't be great.
Even if I love a movie I'm like no one didn't like it. You know you tell me
not like one get out which was a good movie but like not one racist redneck
was like fuck this shit. They're not on rotten tomatoes. You know what I the real problem is
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to these ideas because we've had people come in and be like, fuck conspiracies and then
now fire where I see them and they have a look in their eyes like they just walked in on a ghost
making love to their mother and they're like, uh, so Fort Warren it's very important. No, no, I like, I like all all these the theories. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I their. I their their theto their mother and they're like, uh, so Fort Warren, it's very important.
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a movie that someone wrote, and then you go to that person and you say, hey, is this
what, what you were doing? And they say no. You know, it's kind of one. Yeah, that's an interesting one. I just think you look at it and you're like, man, logically you can raise some questions
and the theory is that in the movie Frevers Bueller, it's sort of almost like Fight Club
before Fight Club.
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when the car goes through it and then he turns around he looks and they're
not there and he's like oh fuck yeah yeah it is looking back at this
movie is that how it ends? Well, no, one of the big breaking points for Cameron to finally accept was the breaking
through the glass, there's metaphorical to it, you know?
And then, I mean, Ferris, who is this infallible, perfect character, like, he makes this
improbable trip back home and gets there just in time.
It all, like you could see how this entire movie could be the imagining of a guy like Cameron
who's just like, I'm a fucking loser,
man, wouldn't it be awesome if I was this this way?
If I was always cool, if I was always comfortable,
and you kind of wonder,
like, man, I wonder if, it was that I think it's sort of like, I don't know, I meant to look it up right before we started, but how psychology works, you have your, your ego, all that stuff.
So it's just, every movie in a sense
is just like different parts of the same person.
They say when you dream, you're all the characters, you know?
And you picture them as other people, but they're all you. And it's kind of like we've seen this in real life in almost in comedy too where it's like
Let's say like Andrew Dice Clay creates this character and that's kind of like, you know The his fight club. He has his regular guy that I don't know if he's ever was a meek dude. I don't think that was ever Anandradies clay's whole thing, but he creates this persona. Yeah, that allows him to like say these vile things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, th. I????? I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and th. thre, and thre, and thre, and thre, and th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, th.ile things that everyone's like, yeah, you know, and then he slowly he becomes this character.
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starting to ascend. Yeah. And it was, I'll never forget, it was, it was, um, was it was Bobby Kelly for sure. May have been Belbrough or it may have been Patrice. So I think I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th th th and th and th and thi, and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th. th. the, the, the. the. the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the. the. And the,, was it Bob, I think it was Bobby Kelly for sure.
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And I'm there talking to Dane and Dane is like, he's the meekest one, you know, and
he's like, yeah, I'm kind of, this is in Boston, it's like, I'm back to you'll be back and Dan is just sort of like and and I was sort of like thinking like those other two guys super dynamic
I'm a young comic I don't know anything. What year was this like 94 and like that guy's super meek and then like
that day or that later that night or maybe the next night I saw him on stage and I was like
like he destroyed and I was like he destroyed and I was like he destroyed and I was like he destroyed. I don't like he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he destroyed he destroyed he destroyed he destroyed he destroyed he destroyed he destroyed and I was like he destroyed he destroyed he destroyed he destroyed and I was like like like he't even know if I met that dude. Oh yeah, like people don't, it was crazy.
People don't realize like the level of destruction.
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Yeah, I call following Tripoli an education, you know, you're about to get an education.
And I always thought about that and I'm always like oh man I think about that like Joey Diaz,
Ron White like these are educations and like Alanza Bowden have to follow like Dane cook all the time at these like, at Dublin's
like, and Edggy, now like he's bulletproof.
Like if you can follow Dane at the height of his power, right?
Bulletproof, too.
Exactly, exactly.
And it's not about, you know, it's not about topping him, it's just about weathering
it and kind of surviving the five minutes that people and not like wilting like, oh they don't like me. But Dane himself told me a story which I always always thought was crazy.
At his height, someone thought it was a good idea to have him open like you know for
Paula Poumstone right so.
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and then Paula Poundstone just going,
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And what I was going to talk about is the idea of the most powerful thing in the universe
is an idea, and from that, the movie inception.
So let me just go ahead and play this for you guys.
What is the most resilient parasite? Bacteria? A virus? An intestinal worm?
Uh, what Mr. Cobb is trying to say? An idea. Resilient, highly contagious. Once an idea has taken hold of the brain, it's almost impossible to eradicate.
An idea that is fully formed, fully understood, that
sticks right in there somewhere.
You know what I mean?
That's powerful. You know, it's weird is that.
I have this, I believe that's 100% true, but I also think if it's a toxic idea, you
you have to share it. Because if you don't share it, then it just festers. And if you share it with someone you trust, they can be like, oh, that's crazy, or here's
why you're thinking that, or you don't really think that.
This is just, but when you're afraid of the idea, you know what I mean?
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Well, we find that positive thinking, negative thinking, and those are ideas, can definitely affect how,
I mean, how you live your life, your quality of life. I mean, we talked about on the tour recently about,
you know, the, you know, the plant,the water that I got talked to positively versus the water they got talked to negatively the
plants that get talked to positively versus the plants that don't get talked
to you know you talked about the guy that was diagnosed with brain cancer and
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That's crazy.
You know, like I've had things when I've had the fake laugh just for like 80 or something
and just fake laughing.
Like for five minutes you'll start real laughing.
What about when we were growing up there are legends of comics that the to come laugh at their act and you're like I just think about how about just write funny jokes
so you don't have to pay anybody seems like the long way I don't know but
it's just like it's contagious and how one table that's really loving an act
can get the room on fire but also how one person not enjoying the show
can just spread like everything.
Because one person with their arms crossed, they're daring everyone else to laugh.
Yeah.
And you've seen that where like, this person is actively not having grown.
Then the person next to them, they feel like an asso.
Yeah. Well, you seem really unhappy.
Maybe it's not that funny, then it, you know, it absolutely spreads.
Then you, and once you acknowledge something, it becomes real.
Yeah.
So when I acknowledge that this person isn't laughing, then it becomes a situation.
It just magnifies it so much too.
It's so hard to fight the instinct to acknowledge when someone is that bad of an audience member. Right.
But it's so easy to forget that not everybody, everybody else looking at you, not at that
one asshole.
So when you shine a light on them all of a sudden, it's like the whole room tightens up like,
oh my God, was that, are we not doing this right?
What should a take on that?
Because I'm really good at ignoring them. We have this battle, me and that person.
I'm like, everyone else is laughing. I'm going to get you to laugh, or at least smile to
admit that you're wrong and I'm right. But sometimes I get offstage and I feel like offstage
and I feel like, even after a good set, I feel defeated. I feel picked. But I feel like a professional because I didn't address it. I feel like in LA it's like do you have time to address it, right? It just depends on how long your set is.
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and they're having fun and I just make them the center of this butt of this joke.
And that's kind of how I deal with.
Now inception is such a mind fuck.
I feel like it is like modern Hollywood where like you'll drive down the street,
there next day.
Boom it's an entire building has been built in like two fucking minutes dude.
And how like you know for me like it's so interesting like I can control your dreams like I especially as a child
I used to almost reverse it back and like okay let's play that one over again.
But now lately sometimes like I'm just getting my ass kicked in my dreams and I'm like this is my dream.
We're on a road trip just this past weekend and I wish I would have videotaped it.
Sam was was moving his thumb as though he was scrolling. There's no phone in his
hand and then out of nowhere he goes no. San is getting into arguments on Twitter in his sleep, dude.
Oh, you think that's bad.
Did you see me in the shower, dude?
I am just, I'm fucking arguing from the Supreme Court, dude.
That's how much I'm fucking, I wish I was in that way.
It's just the armo in me, dude.
That's crazy.
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your whole speech and all that stuff. Right. So as cool as Inception is like digitally and the whole
idea of putting an idea, here's the real conspiracy. Inception is the prequel to the Matrix. Do you know tho thi thi thi the thii. Do the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. In in thi. In in thi. In in thi. In in thiiiiiiii. In inception the the the their the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. In in in in in in in in in in theeeeean. In. In. In. I. I. I. I'm. I'm theoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-nepoanan. Inc. Inc. Incea. Incea. Incea. Incea that one. I didn't hear about this one. So the reason why is because COBS, the guy they're trying to incept, he, the two people
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The technology turning us into batteries is, we haven't seen that part.
Well, yeah, that kind of holds together because inception, like the whole second half of
that movie is playing quite a bit with like what is real and what is his dream?
So could you just be living in a dream state which is effectively you could call the matrix exactly that?
My mind is completely blown and when pop a model minds like champagne bottle. I don't know if it's an India or the one guy because you know that's the same way he says these guys are stuck in the dream? Yeah, and he goes why don't you let him out and he guess well for them the the the the dream the dream the dream the dream the dream the dream the dream the dream the dream the dream the dream the dream the dream the dream the dream the dream the dream the dream the dream the dream the dream? the dream? the dream. the dream. the dream. the the the the the the dream. th the dream th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tre tree. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the trim. the the he says these guys are stuck in the dream and he goes why don't you let him out and he guess well for them the
dream is their reality that's the matrix right like that's oh fuck yeah
this movie inception is such a like I it's one of those movies where I feel
like I don't think even Christopher Nolan knows what the fuck it it's so hard to wrap your brain the intricacies of that movie that like that like that like that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the that the the the the the that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. tre. true. true. true. true. true. they. the the the they. the the they. the the the the the the the brain around the intricacies of that movie. Like you said, there's the ring conspiracy about whether Leo is a way true.
Can I just say that? White people movies is like comedy.
It's like we just love to get over-analytical and get so fucking weird
no one can relate to it. But then when I watch someone like Tony Rock, and like his, and I, and this is all love, it's like, his ability to take thake thake thake thake to thake to thake thake to thake thake to thake thake thake thake thake thake thake their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, to to to to to to to their, to to their, their, their, their, their, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, and like his, and I, and this is all love,
it's like his ability to take something that we all kind of go through and just really
get into the nooks of it, you know, is like what makes it amazing, I don't want to call
black comedy, but it's like what makes it.
But it's like what makes it.
That's Dane's whole thing.
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this really simple thought.
And Sebastian does it too.
But it's like it's definitely like an urban comedy thing whereas like you know so quittentan
tearntinos of comedy where it's like this over analytical, almost like all comedy
thing where it's like gotta be so effin original that
it like doesn't even connect with anybody. I love I love the comparison of
inception to alt comedy. You know it's just like it's that it's that movie like
these snooze like it's the greatest thing ever you're like nobody enjoyed that
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I wish someone would create an app that you could put Christopher Nolan movies through
that would remove the wand.
So it would be 45 minutes shorter.
Or the other movies he's done.
As the buildings rise up and turn.
Did he do Interstellar? Was that him? He did, interstellar? Yeah, I mean, he was Batman? The Batman? Yeah, Batman. What's the one
where everything's in backwards? Memento? I've seen him explain
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It's actually an easter egg on the DVD.
There's a series of numbers you can press on Memento's DVD.
It'll play it forward.
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in chronological order.
So it starts with Christopher Walkin.
That's great.
If you guys ever do get a chance, you'd definitely do.
But then in that order, you know what I'm doing.
But then in that order, you know, he dies either way.
to their order, theyr after he got shot. You know what I mean? And I like that because it's kind of sad when he gets shot, but then you see him in
the next scene with the shorts on and the diner you go, oh, it's like you're still alive.
Exactly.
He's okay guys.
Yeah, he's gonna make it.
And, um, but different people did the Matrix.
So like, no, I tho, the standard valetian when the Wachowski brothers and they were both the
brothers at this time, not the sisters, but they're the brothers and they were, they knew
I love Kung Fu movies so they'd give me daily updates on everything.
And they're like, do this go change the game, we're getting back, you know, we're getting
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But I wasn't think, I was like, oh, these guys are just two eccentrics.
You know, the one brother's wife was a terror car reader, psychic.
Yeah.
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We're like, every time they pull up their car,
you're just like, air punching.
And this guy likes Kung Fu.
Well, I, people would be like, oh, dude,
those are the Wachowski brothers.
You know, what was it? The only thing they had done before the Matrix was bound with Jennifer Tilly. Oh, I like that. Oh, that was, okay.
So I was thinking the other two days of the Valley was Jennifer Tilly, but it was bound,
right?
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Can I just tell you that I thought Dr. Strange was, did the same thing to me that the Matrix did?
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like one day being able to do right oh yeah it was like the a coma like we finally got
to this level where it's like the CGI looks real
you always so everything is so seamless there's, there's no longer any kind of cap
on imagination. It's like if you can think of it and write it down, it can be in a movie
and it's fucking amazing. Here's a conspiracy. What do you guys believe DC's problem is?
I think DC's trying too hard to be so, they're trying so hard to be gloomy. You guys ever seen their anime, the animation? I've seen some of it, yeah.
I have some like R-rated ones.
Yeah, bloody as fuck.
And it's awesome.
And it's not bad, right?
Yeah, they make really good animation.
I think my beef with DC is that they're building this tone or on their universe that's built, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I, I, I, I think, I think, I, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like, I, I, like, I, like, like, like, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, I, like, like, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. they, like, like, th. they, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, a different character for DC, so much darker than all of
the other ones.
And I just think they took that too much into other franchises now and it's like just do
what you did.
Do what worked in the comic books.
Do what helped you hang with Marvel in the first place instead of trying to be this
gritty, everything's gritty.
Everything's great much dialogue. Yeah, it's all bought down
Too much dialogue
So many it's action porn dog. Yeah, so DC should just give up on DC and they should just do nothing but valiant and dark horse, which I do believe they own and
Yeah, so they should do nothing but I love preacher it's like the only thing I watch
Look at the Batman movies that rock how do they open with a giant action scene
Joker does something crazy boom we're into it this new one's like oh man
God we miss up man They're sure to be so heavy everything's gonna be so heavy guys here guys here's some coffee and some muffins how do you feel about it aqua man? my? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th. the th. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. the th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the th. th. the things. things. the the things the the the the the the the the the things things things things things things things things th. th. heady. Everything's got to be so heavy. Hey guys, here's some coffee and some muffins. How do you feel about it, Aquaman?
My feelings, right?
You know, I'm just like, too much talk, man.
Get to the ass kicking.
No question. I don't need to see congressional hearings.
Yes. Like, Avengers, what was the one we just did? they just get right into it. It. It. It. Itthorgan ass beating it just it just DC try they're trying so hard to be this
intellectual gritty Batman world and it's just like nobody wants that we let Superman be
bright yeah because for that kind of movie you're gonna go to the lamely and I call them I think you know I call them white people going to the lake movies. Yeah.
Where white people go to the lake and they just figure some shit out, nothing happens.
Yeah. D.C. you can't make that movie. If you have people with superpowers at your disposal,
we need to see the superpowers. Yeah. Fight. And since we are a conspiracy their podcast, we're talking about the Matrix, we got got to to to to to to to the to the to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the m the m, the m, the m, the ma the ma tha thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the the thi, their thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, and thi, thi, thi, thi, thi., thi., thi., thi., thi., thi, thi, thi, thi, last chance. After this there is no turning back.
You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe
whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I
show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Remember, all I'm offering is the truth, nothing more. How many people take the blue, how many take the red? Yeah.
It's tough. And here's a thing, if say we were theoretically, if we're in a
matrix right now, we don't know. We are. When did it happen? I believe in simulation theory?
When did it happen? Okay, so you want to hear that? Ryan talks about it a lot? Let's get into
it. Ryan, your theory is... So there is an auto-correction sequence that scientists are discovering at the very smallest, basically gravitrons. So auto correction sequences only exist in something
that's a simulation, that's why in video games you can go to the edge and they can
make the horizon go on for infinity. In the nature, Pi is 3.14, but it goes
burr and that's the golden ratio, it's what makes an odiless. So auto
correction sequences don't occur anywhere in nature,'s the golden ratio, it's what makes an odylus. So auto-correction sequences don't occur anywhere in nature, but these scientists that are way
smarter than us are saying the more we study reality, the more it appears to be
a simulation. Because because of spirals? Because of the golden ratio?
What they're seeing is at the very basis of everything, in the sequence
of the way the gravitrons are moving through everything? That there is an a a their is their is their is their is a their is a their their is a their their is a their their the in the sequence of the way the gravitrons are
moving through everything that there is an auto correction sequence that
should that does not that should not be anywhere and it's an exact one like you
said when did it happen I believe it's in a binary code that was
invented in the 40s so they're saying that perhaps we slipped into
well the you know to make sure if you listen there's a that perhaps we slipped into. Well, you know, if you listen, there's a... That means the technology was that good in the 40s
that we didn't know about, theoretically.
Well, there's also a theory...
There's also a theory that we are a playback by AI to figure out what happened,
how they got to there and all this shit, you know. So, Neil Degrassy Tyson, which, which, which, which, which is, which is, which is, which is, which is, which is, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. That, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the.e.e.e. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, the. That, the, the. they got to there and all this shit, you know. So Neil DeGrossi Tyson, which is the celebrity scientist of choice.
He was holding a, basically a panel, and I forget the name of the scientists,
but the scientist said basically that his research, that they had gone so deep into the particles
of the universe, they broke it down so small that they had gone so deep into the particles of the universe,
they broke it down so small that they actually saw binary code.
Once and zero.
Wow, in a microscope, you mean?
Yeah, like it went so deep they found binary code.
And that wasn't a big deal, everyone's like,
theyneau, it sounds like a pretty big deal.
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DNA, DNA kind of looks like a, yeah, well, I mean,
it does kind of all break down.
Like, you're, you know, your, you're a UPC code, your barcode, yeah.
For sure, dude.
It's, it's funny to me that that the whole theory of everything being a simulation before that movie, but that
movie made everybody think about it and made everybody realize like, it probably, like, how
would I fucking know?
How could I possibly say that that's not possible?
For sure.
And then we kind of look back, I mean, like, you know, the whole joke is I've been talking about the simulation is broken when, you know, Kim Kardashian, a lady who
faked a robbery in Paris for attention, goes to see reality star President Donald Trump
to talk prison reform.
You know?
But, but Kanye didn't fake leave. He left a real concert that people had paid money
to see. Well, I saw him live. I love old Tanya. This guy just broken. But, you know, we've done shows on the moon before. And like, and like, and like, and like, and like, and like, and like, like, and like, and like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th.a, thea, thea, thea.a.a.a.a. thea. tha. tha. thea. thea. thea. thea just broken. But, you know, we've done shows on the moon before.
And like, the craziness of how the moon is such a unique satellite.
It's like, it really makes no sense.
Like, it's so big, it should not be stuck in our orbit.
I mean, think about this.
There are butterflies that can beat gravity.
There's a balloon that can beat gravity.
You're like, well, it's lighter than gravity, blah, blah, it's lighter than air, all this
shit, you can break it all down.
Two jets on a plane can beat gravity.
But this gigantic thing that is bigger than Pluto is stuck in our gravity
and it perfectly, it's the only, tidal locked.
Yeah, it's the only orbit that is perfectly symmetrical.
Like it goes around, it never wobbles, like everything else, it would just be a random thing.
And it all stays on the same, it stays in front, it never turns, no, nothing. So the whole, the whole theory is that. The walt, that is the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole it's all stays on the same, it stays in front.
It never turns, no, nothing. So the whole theory is that it is an energy. So like
it basically is the major, it takes our energy, it's an alien energy harvester. That's
that's one of the things that goes on there. That's deep. And it's the thing about conspiracy the theory. thee, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, th, thi, thi, the the thi, the the the the the the the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, the, the, they, the, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, the, the of the things that goes on there. That's deep. And it's the thing about conspiracy theory is it's all homework.
Like it's every time you're here with conspiracy the theory, you have to run and do homework.
And then you get more homework.
And then you get more homework.
I love it, dude.
That's such a great point because most people want to dismiss shit because here and we go talk to regular people is a discussion of it's basically propaganda versus conspiracy it is yeah I
heard this on MSNBC and I didn't want to do any research because I trust
these people and now I'm going to regurgitate what you're saying versus
to be honest a lot of conspiracy theorists do a lot of research
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that's a great point and like when you guys had talking the Eddie talking
about the chem trails and controlling the weather and all of that and you know
he had some proof he had a CIA guy addressing you know, talking about weather, you know, like,
and you know, obviously you could go, well, you can take anything and blow it up and blah,
but I think, you know, you can't say where there smoke there's fire, but somehow that doesn't
apply at all to conspiracy theories. Where there's smoke, there's fire. That's, that's a really good point. I feel like that's how I generally generally that's that's that's that's that's thi that's that's that's a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really a really a really really a really really a really a really really a really a really thiia. thi. that's a really that's a really that's a that's a that's a good good. thi. that's a good. that's a that's a good. that's a that's a good good good good good good good. that's a good good good. that's a good good good. that's a good good good good. that's a good good good good. that's a good good. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's a really a really a really a really a really a really a really a really a really a really a really good. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's a really. that's a really. that's a really. that's a really. that's a really. that's a really. that's a really a really. feel like that's how I generally feel about conspiracy theories is like it wouldn't surprise me. There's so little now that would
surprise me. I do firmly believe there is shit going on above our pay grade
that we will never be aware of. So like why not who am I to draw the line
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any time what was Michael Jordan's game points for a game in 1987 they're like
bubble blah blah blah that's conspiracy they keep a score they're like
the old baseball where it was like you know the guys go to a baseball game and they're doing it all themselves, right?
That's conspiracy theorists where most people just move on. And what happened in the past
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bunch of vignettes about dreams whether life's a dream and whatnot and since
we're talking about the conspiracies in general everyone knows this name
now Alex Jones. Well he was in this film because Richard Linklators from Austin.
Really?
Yeah.
And this right here, I'm going to play, it's only in a minute.
It, you know, you might think different of Alex what you know now.
This is what he's always spoken about, though.
You can't fight City Hall, death and taxes. Don't talk about politics or religion.
This is all the equivalent of enemy propaganda rolling across the picket line.
Lay down, GI, lay down, GI.
We saw it all through the 20th century.
And now on the 21st century, it's time to stand up and realize that we should not allow
ourselves to be crammed into this rat maze.
We should not submit to dehumanization. I don't know about you, but I'm concerned with what's happening in this world.
I'm concerned with the structure.
I'm concerned with the systems of control.
Those that control my life and those that seek to control it, even more!
I want freedom. That's what I want, and that's what Jason want.
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Yeah, and he's screaming this to the people on the streets.
And now he has the president's ear.
Yeah.
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yelling out the window, whatever. Yeah, like Sam, early podcast. I question, is he,
does he legitimately believe and feel those things or knowing where he ended up and the level he's reached,
is it always just been kind of a ploy? I'd say, knowing. That's a great question.
There's always the talk of whether he is what in the
industry we call in our group the shills like we often get called gay Jew shills constantly on the
show for no for everybody is convinced he's my handler that he has shown up into my life
to create this thing because he's CIA.
Because nobody, I don't know where he lives.
I don't know where he lives.
He's ever seen my ID card.
Show me your ID card right now.
Because the best part that Sam is so checked out that this is it just makes the CIA's job that much easier.
It's great. Yeah. So the whole thing is like, the truth of the matter is, is sometimes when you get really big,
there's an invisible hand at work.
And there's a lot of talk about that within Elks, Jones.
He pushes a certain narrative to me that makes me think
that there is something going on there.
Like, if you're in the conspiracy theories, right?
You don't yell about Islamic jihadists because we
realize that they're all on the payroll and that it's just part of the war
machine to scare us to think that these people want to blow us up.
Right, right. When you find out that our taxpayer dollars are going to them to, you know,
when the when the US government got busted basically paying a British PR firm a half a billion dollars to make
ISIS beheading videos and like nobody talks about that shit and you're like
oh that's just the propaganda to create fear so we're like oh take our money
the military complex basically it all keeps the machine running yeah and we
realize because we you know and it just a lot and it becomes all banker wars so when I hear Alex Jones
talk about Islamic jihadists it makes me question how much of a conspiracy
theorist. Yeah. That's what I mean it feels to me like he's somebody who
realized oh if I take this here I could reach this bigger audience getting more more and more and it maybe gotten to the level where it is just to stir up up up up up up up up up up to stir up up to stir up to stir up to stir up to stir up to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. te. te. te. te. I. te. te. te. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. more and it's maybe gotten to the level where it is just to stir up that pot.
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people don't realize that, you know, like in church they say the devil knows the scripture
too, right?
Yeah.
So somebody, that's great.
That's a great line.
Somebody can always give you a little bit of information.
You know, like in Brooklyn, like, someone's a devil's a little bit of a sc. guy named Brooklyn Mike had a great joke he had like he said a base but some between the base set and the crackhead and he said a crackhead will still
your shit a base set will still your shit but they'll help you look for it
you know what I mean? I get that dude I get that that's so fucking
interesting dude. What I like about your guy's show because there is
other movie podcast is how you guys started out with, like, you take it just fun enough because I have listened to those ones that are just way too in depth where I'm like, I don't even shut up.
So I think what you guys do on your podcast is like what we do on ours, we make it fun
and interesting. So, do we have any other? Oh yeah, going right along with it, the idea of illusion and that free will is a choice, minority report is a minority report. Which is a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I, I th. I th. I th. I, I th. I th. I thi, I thi, I thi, I that, that, that, that, that, that. that. that. that, that. that. that. that, that, that, that. It is now coming to be true.
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is a Philip K. Dick novel, the same way waking life,
I believe, originally.
Interesting.
Well, it's very interesting about minority reports,
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Well, we see that Israel's now using that?
China.
China, they are collecting data to go, what are the indicators of that you might cause
problems based on your social media and what you post.
And it's scary.
It's terrifying. That's very, to start saying you can predict someone's behavior is heinous.
Like that, that's the most unfair, the notion of this movie, pre-crime, you are taken to jail before
you've done anything wrong. And the entire theme is like, is that, is that okay at all? And then, I know we're going to get the part the part the part the part the part the part to get the part the part to get the part to get to get to get the part the part to get to get to get the part to get the part to get the part to get the part the part the part the part the part the part the part the part the part the part about the part the part to start to start to start the to start the the the the to start the the to start to start the the to start the the the the the the the the the the part the part the part the part the part the part the part the part the part the part the part the part the part the part the part the part the part the part the part to start the part the part, is that, is that okay at all?
Right. And then, I know we're going to get to the part about, I may be the part
about the end, whether he's dreaming or not, in all this conversation, when you
look at, I don't know, who would like Quakers or the other guys, the Minonites, like, you know, you know, the thinks, like, thiii. the the of begs the question, are they on to something? You know what I mean? Like, do you, do you, it's like, you know, Pandora's box or biting of the forbidden fruit.
When you start down the road, is at that moment, do you seal your fate?
You know, like when you start with a computer, you start with any technology,
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Because we just are, you know,
convenience is our thing and we're just gonna keep getting
more and more convenient.
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And he was in that hotel, and he was in that hotel.
The giant island.
He was staying there.
So I went to hang out with Sebastian.
I was staying at a a a a a the different a guy on the floor, you had your own guy.
It was a seven star hotel.
He had your own guy.
Seven?
Yeah, which is, which is, do you know that our friend banned from that country for making
fun of the set, like, a metameda med made fun of the fact that there's, like there's
only five stars.
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And like he got thrown out of the country for that.
Yeah.
And so, but what is seven stars?
And I wrote a blog once about it.
And I was like, I guess, like, at 14 stars, they strap you to a gurney.
the feed you. you just sit there like literally don't get up. Yeah, full automation. Yeah, full automation.
It's like where everything's headed.
And like all these things kind of tap into that.
So is the choice, like can we draw the line somewhere like you're talking about conspiracy?
Or do we have to go, all right?
Either we're all aboard and let us go where it goes or we have to start fires with our hand? Like is the choice the choice the choice the choice the choice the wea wea to to wea to to to to to to to their to their to to their to their to to to start to start to start to start to start to start to start, to start, to start, to start fire, th th th th thi. to start, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, where we, where we, where we to start, where we to start, like, like, like, to start, like, we, like, like, we to start, we to start, to start, to start, to start, to start, to start, to start, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, like, like, like,? Well, I mean, like, that's a really great point because I believe that that can be applied
to life.
Yeah.
How we see so many people take the first exit off the highway of life and they end up in these
jobs that are just like the quick fix job that is a summer job, the next thing you know, it's a career and they're like, how did I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th I the like how I'd like how I'd like how I'd like how I'd like how I'd like how I'd like how I'd like how I'd like how I'd like how I'd like how I'd like how I'd like how I'd like how I'd like how I'd like how do I fucking end up here? Like, if you take a look at comedy, like, the, like, 23 years in the game, Doc,
you know, and just like things are now cooking with gas.
Is there anybody that would be crazy enough
to stay in something for 23 years?
Right.
Then it starts paying off.
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Like it's just like sometimes you gotta go through some really rough shit.
And what we've done in this society is we've made it so being unpleasant, uncomfortable, angry,
sad, almost a little depressed, is this horrible thing that we can't be a part of and
we have to do everything that we can to make sure that we don't feel anything
the numbing out and it's what you're talking about like at what point does
it stop at what point do we just lay on a gurney give like painkill
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going. It's always been where it's going I mean if you go as far back as a writer like
Philip K Dick or you could go to fucking Wally like they're all predicting the
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Pixar did Wally, right?
I mean that to me is what art is meant to be dude.
It's like get them laughing, slip them the truth.
Yes. What an entertaining movie that let you know, you got to wake up or else or up or to to to to to wake up or to wake up or else it's going to get bad. Right, right. And this movie for me like feels very very within the realm of possibility like in the near
future the whole pre-crime thing is eerily possible and I love I love the conspiracy theories about this
movie because this is one that I very much agree with the whole idea that Tom Cruise's
character is in a dream after they capture him that the rest is a
dream. I think it makes perfect sense and unlike a lot of the other ones it's
kind of easy to poke holes into me I'm like I don't know I don't see any big
flaws in that. That's good one and you said it before but I might as well just play it now. In the land of the blind the blind the blind the blind the blind the blind the blind the blind the blind the blind the blind the blind the blind the blind the blind the blind the blind the blind the blind the blind the blind the blind the blind the blind the blind the blind the blind the blind the blind the blind the blind eyed man is king.
Now, we've heard that all before them.
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
About 30 minutes ago.
Right, but that actually comes from the fourth century.
The real quote is, in the street of the blind, the one-eyed man is called the guiding
light.
Mmm.
Mm-hmm.
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And so that was the remix of it. Well it's interesting, that was a puff daddy.
Because the king is a little evil, the guiding light is helping you.
Yeah.
Not that king's evil.
Me being a conspiracy theorist, a one-eyed and what is light, guiding light is like
Lucifer.
Oh shit, illuminate.
So if you can, if you, if you if oh shit my idea of it. Wow
So they're saying keep people blind and you can
Well, I mean like dude look at keep people and keep their eye off the prize. I mean like this whole thing going on the media is just like getting us fighting with each other man.
We're more like than we are different but you have these these astroturf people we were just talked in the last episode
these blue check people you've never heard of with 450,000 followers on it and
like they're just like oh we hate her we this person's racist this person
hates what you know it's like everybody's fighting with each other.
We can't focus on that there's some puppets up here yes making money off of
all of us and it's it feels I don't know if it's just my own panic but it
feels it's accelerating it so much quicker than at least you know as a kid it
didn't feel like the deterioration of the world was like right on the, we were like right on the cusp of it.
And now I'm like, yeah, if it's all ended in five years, I would buy that.
Usually I say it's not as bad as you think it is, but I mean, I've traveled,
I'm just traveling the country.
I went home and saw the today.
It's getting really bad out there, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, third world dude. Yeah. And as we fight, you know, it's like I was
on Jimmy Doe, I saw a great meme and said, you know, the news is super rich people, telling
rich people to convince middle class people that poor people are the problem, you know? And you
really take a look at all that and it's like, oh, that's exactly what's going on. Yeah.
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he was amazing sci-fi writer but you probably know some of his movies
Blade Runner. Yeah, yeah, total recall. These are all about like dystopian
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I paused. We went on mushrooms. That movie first time seen it on mushrooms?
Oh jeez. I like I was I didn't I was like was there animation or was that in my head?
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talking about with the media circus and everything those are the things that
make me think we could not be in the matrix only because we think of the
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What if I told you, dude, what if I told you that like every single movie ever made is like going
on at one time? So when you sit there and you go, oh, this can't be assimilation because these groups are fighting with you,
but what if that's all part of the assimilation? What if those people, those Rothschilds are in assimilation,
and in that simulation, they are pulling that? And what if there are the simile- There's a-I mean,
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What's interesting because I always think like in a sense of like if we are
the entertainment for some alien life form, right? And this is like we are
their movie or let's say we are their their Sports League, you know?
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it up just because they're like, well like the poor people need a draft pick,
you know what I mean? Otherwise they're just looking at the same people when. Yes,. There's always this theory that the politics is so rigged
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Okay, do we have time for one?
Do you have one big one or we, I think...
If you have anything else, I was on?
Do you guys have anyone you want to talk about?
Because we gotta wrap it up here?
No, no, we're good.
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Is immortal?
Yeah, there's that.
There's like a fan theory that he's immortal and that he's like Charlemagne if you go back
and then he looks like some guy and some doctor from the 1800s.
Really?
And that the only reason he's as charitable and wonderful as he is is because he's had I don't I don't need money I'm good only thing is if he was immortal which I totally hope is true like he would have become a good
a really good actor at some dude you don't want to give anything away you
don't want to draw too much attention you stay at the same level I mean you've
put out five centuries you know great movies though no he is I mean like John Wick I like John Wick in the right in the right role in he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he is I I I the to to to the to to to to to to to to he he is I to he is I was I was I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to he he is I he he is I he he is I he he is I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like like like like I was like like like like like like I the the right right right I the right the right I th the right I th th th th th th th th to th th to the to the th the to to the th th he should be John Wick and he should be Neo. He
was great and he makes sense as those characters. I love John Wick. I love Aaron, what true thoughts
on John Wick? Oh we gonna do it? I like it but if we're going... Don't be an idiot. A. A. Ron. Well you better be sick, dead or mute. A. A. Ron. You don't mess up, A, A, Ron! Get filthy animals.
I mean, I like John Wick, but if we're going to Keanu,
my movie's point break.
Oh, right?
Another great one.
Yeah, great one.
Another great one.
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And I am at TK Kelly Comedy, all that shit on the internet.
I'm doing a tour of the Northeast late June.
So if you're in that area, check out my site for dates.
Yes, Dwayne Perkins.com. June 15th, I'm at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood on a midnight show.
June 7th, I don't know if that might be too soon.
I'm at the Laugh Factory in Long Beach.
28th, 29th and 30th of June.
I'll be a Kung Fu Comedy Club in Shanghai.
And my website is Duane Perkins.
thatnigh. Perkins.com. All right dude, you are the best man. You guys did great. You killed it. Ryan. Thank you for everything.
And since we were talking about dreams and I love the movie Waking Life, I'm going to leave you guys on a little something here.
Okay. Okay. Let's try again. It wouldn't be it wouldn't be ten for a hat. Mike drop.
Let me droptry the mic back up, let me drop it again. Eh. Eh. Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
You a dreamer?
Yeah.
I haven't seen too many around lately.
Things have been tough lately for dreamers.
They say dreaming's dead.
No one does it anymore. It's not dead,
it's just it's been forgotten. Remove from our language. Nobody teaches it so no one knows
it exists. I'm trying to change all that and I hope you are too. By dreaming every day.
Dreaming with our hands and dreaming with our minds.
Our planet is facing the greatest problems that's ever faced.
Ever.
So whatever you do, don't be bored.
This is absolutely the most exciting time we could have possibly hoped to be alive.
And things are just starting.