Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #992: Disney's Dark Sorcery With Lisa Turnbull
Episode Date: May 20, 2026On the latest episode of Tin Foil Hat, Lisa Turnbull joins the show to discuss hypnosis, MKUltra, Disney symbolism, media conditioning, the New Age movement, and her journey back to Christianity, whil...e exploring how modern entertainment may shape culture, identity, and belief systems. Please subscribe to the new Tin Foil Hat youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TinFoilHatYoutube Sam Tripoli's 5th Crowd Work Special "Hero Live From Batavia" Drops May 2nd On Youtube.com/SamTripoliComedy Grab your copy of the 2nd issue of the Chaos Twins now and join the Army Of Chaos: https://bit.ly/415fDfY Check out Sam "DoomScrollin with Sam Tripoli and Midnight Mike" Every Tuesday At 4pm pst on Youtube, X Twitter, Rumble and Rokfin! Join the WolfPack at Wise Wolf Gold and Silver and start hedging your financial position by investing in precious metals now! Go to https://www.samtripoli.gold/ and use the promo code "TinFoil" and we thank Tony for supporting our show. Grab Tickets To Sam Tripoli's Live Shows At SamTripoli.com: Costa Mesa, Ca: 5/28 Austin, TX: 5/22 (Live Taping Of Sam Tripoli's Comedy Special) Albuquerque, NM: 6/12-6/13 Austin, TX: 6/18 Miami, Fl: 7/31-8/1 Lawerence, KS: 9/17-9/19 Tulsa, OK: 10/9-10/10 Austin, TX: Dec 11th-13th Please check out Word War Debate and the WordWarDebate Contenders Series: https://wordwardebate.com Please check out Lisa Turnbull's internet: tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lise4truth instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lise4truth/ Please check out Sam Tripoli's internet: Linktree: https://linktr.ee/samtripoli Sam Tripoli's Stand Up Youtube Page: https://www.youtube.com/@SamTripoliComedy Sam Tripoli's Comedy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samtripolicomedy/%20P Sam Tripoli's Podcast Clip Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samtripolispodcastclips/ Please support our sponsors: BlueChew Gold: Is the newest innovation from the #1 chewable ED brand. This ain't your grandpa's little blue pill — this is the 4-in-1 beast that's setting the Gold Standard for performance. We're talking two ingredients for blood flow to keep that rocket pumping, mixed with Apomorphine and Oxytocin to turn up the arousal and connection in your brain and body. And we've got a special deal for our listeners: Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code TINFOIL. That's promo code TINFOIL. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. TrueWerk: TRUEWERK is hell-bent on creating the most technical, high-performance workwear in the world. The TRUEWERK story begins in the Colorado mountains where a trade worker knew there had to be a better solution than the wet, heavy gear that was weighing him down. Check out the full lineup and get 15 percent off your first order at TRUEWERK.com/tinfoil. Ethos: Ethos makes getting life insurance fast and easy, 100% online. You can get a quote in seconds, apply in minutes, and get same day coverage. There's no medical exam, you just answer a few simple health questions. You can get up to $3 million in coverage. Some policies are as low as $30 a month. Ethos has 4.8 out of 5 stars on TrustPilot with over 3,000 reviews. Help protect your family with life insurance through Ethos. Get your instant, free quote at ETHOS dot com slash tinfoil. That is E-T-H-O-S dot com slash tinfoil. Application times and rates may vary.
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Very excited to have our.
next guest on. I met her in Canada
when I was gigging in Toronto.
The great city of Toronto, you gotta
go, gorgeous chicks
everywhere. It was fun
time, I played a basement, you know,
because that's what Francis Bacon
would, Sir Francis Bacon would do,
was play a magic
club in a basement.
But it was great shows, and I
met our guests there, and she was telling me
she has this, she's done some deep,
deep dives into Disney.
I'm like, come on the show. So very happy
to introduce her for the first time, our first podcast ever.
Lisa Turnbull, how are you?
Hi.
Hi, guys.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm so good.
This is a dream come true.
I can't believe this is happening.
And I'm already loving every minute of it.
So thank you so much for having me.
So now you achieved your dreams.
What are you going to do with the rest of your life?
Well, this is what I was saying.
I need to set a new goal.
Sam, I got to set a new goal because I don't have to after this.
I don't know.
I've just made it.
I've arrived.
We're going to pray that Canadian Wi-Fi works for the show.
So, Lisa, we're very excited to have you on.
You're such a nice person.
You and your friend came to the show.
You were very kind.
Very excited.
For those who may not know you, because this is your first podcast, can you tell us a little bit about yourself and where our listeners can find you?
Absolutely.
So my name is Lisa Turnbull.
My Twitter handle is actually Convoy Karen, because I was very vocal during the
the Freedom Convoy.
My side gig is that I own a trucking company, a freight brokerage firm.
So I was really involved in the advocacy there.
Yeah.
So I was quite vocal in my disdain over the communism that had overcome our country and
continues to do so.
So my Twitter is Convoy Karen, but I started my TikTok account, Lease for Truth.
So it's L-I-S-E-4 for the number four truth.
and the whole purpose of that was to just share the nefarious dealings of Disney
or to warn parents of the programming in children's programming.
They call it children's programming because it is programming children.
So my background is also in neurolinguistic programming and hypnotherapy.
And that's how I really started to notice and discover the unconscious programming
that was happening in Disney films.
And the thing about when you learn how to hypnotize somebody, you learn all the tricks of the trade to brainwash, and then you notice when you're watching media, they're using those tricks.
So what happened with me during 9-11, I was actually in India with my hypnosis instructor, and we were watching the mainstream news use all of our tactics in sharing the 9-11 story.
And yeah, I mean, and because, so I mean, the repetition, the repetition of that snuff film that was the towers going down.
I mean, that was a snuff film.
The repetition and the trauma, they used textbook trauma-based mind control tactics on the news.
And that was alarming for me because I was just blown away that that was happening.
And it caused me to look at other movies, other shows, realizing that it's called,
programming. They don't hide it. And what that ultimately did for me is made me ask a question like,
who am I? What thoughts and belief systems are mine and which ones were put in there? Because I'm a
product of Disney. Yeah. You know, I watched all the Disney movies. I still have the memory
the songs. I have them memorized still. You know, it's 30 years later. And so when I went all
way back to Disney, I was also reminded of my own trauma because I had a perfect life.
Like I, I lived a charm life.
I have a wonderful family.
I'm so, so blessed.
But when I look back and think about what I would classify as childhood trauma, it's Disney.
It's Bambi's mom getting murdered by the hunter.
I can still see that in my head.
Okay.
The fox and the pound.
Yeah.
Hold on a second, because we're cooking with gas, right?
here and we're just starting the beginning.
I want to just take a moment.
We're going to get to all that because
I know exactly.
I totally agree with everything you're saying right now.
Going back to the trucker thing,
just for a second.
It was so crazy to me that this woman
was calling everybody Nazis
while her own, like, grandparents
were literal Nazis.
Like, it is, it's so,
So insane to me.
I mean, she would know.
Yeah, I know, yeah.
Trust me, I know Nazis.
I spend Thanksgiving with them.
Well, it's Canada, but, you know.
So.
No, that's Christia Freeland.
And yes, her grandfather was a Nazi.
There's no hiding that.
She's also a Rhodes Scholar.
So if you know about good old Cecil B. Rhodes,
you'll know that the road,
if they have Rhodes Scholar after their name,
they're basically globalist garbage.
and she
What just happened?
He's now working for Ukraine, eh?
She got Zelensky hired her for some special.
Yeah.
You know, you're bringing up.
It's worse.
It's worse. So our current prime minister.
Real quick on the road scholar thing.
It's why it's why I think Rachel Maddows is still on television is because she's a road
scholar. Like literally her entire audience left her and they couldn't even fire her. So they just gave
her one show a week at the same amount of money she was making for the entire, doing a show the
entire week. And like Dana watches her all the time. Like every fucking day. She just like,
how is she watching her every day if she's only on once a week? Well, that's a great point,
Johnny. Good point on that one. But like she has MSNBC on all the time. And every time Rachel
Meadows is on,
Dana's watching her. And I'm like,
how many times does this chick got a lie
to you? Yeah, she's got the worst
track record. I mean, her batting average,
she'd be sent down to the minors
and we'd never seen the majors again.
It's like, unfreaking
believable, dude, and they,
none of them, Chris Cuomo,
Dana's like, oh, I really like this, Chris Cuomo.
I'm like, he lied to you. He literally
said straight to your fucking face.
If you read the WikiLeaks
leagues you're
breaking the law.
Straight up freaking live.
A supposed journalist.
Imagine that.
But now he's on the other one
and he's like keeping it real now.
I take Ivermectin every day now.
Yeah, he's just a scumbach dude.
But watching that, I'm
sure, I talked about us in Toronto.
I'm sure living in
Canada next to this
insane asylum called the United States
has to be
like crazy. But watching,
Watching Canada from the United States.
It's the same shit.
It's also like a different kind of crazy.
Like I literally like you don't really have to do that.
You know, it's like you got it pretty good up there.
And just the slow screws to communism.
And just hearing this woman call everybody a Nazi when it's like.
Well, yeah.
And it's like in L.A., all the open micers think I'm fascist.
They literally talk about me being a fascist.
That's hilarious.
Right? And even though I want like no federal government, if I had it my way, and you know, state rights and no taxes.
You know what it is? It's because somebody said this the other day and they're so right.
It's because in Europe, the right wing is fascist. And in North America, especially in the United States, the right wing is more libertarian anarchist than fascist.
And I think that's their, a lot of them come from that kind of European, especially the youngsters, come from that kind of European style.
politics. And I, I, I, I, I, someone pointed that out the other day and I'm like, yeah,
that, I'm like, but it's also like certain words hit different, right? Like, the word fascist just
sounds like anybody you hate. It could be just people who don't know it. It doesn't matter
what the point is. It's like, oh, dude, the soup Nazi, right? I mean, there's a soup Nazi.
Yeah, yeah. Republican is just an old person like, oh, that's, well, that's, yeah, that's what you
think are old people. But really these words are just, it's you're, you're, you're
to just stop conversations.
That's all it is.
And when she's telling everybody they're Nazis,
and it's insane to me to see regular folk just eat it up,
like with just Thomas Massey thing going on right now.
And literally everyone's like some chick,
some horse-faced chick.
It's just like, he offered me money to shut up with no proof,
just literally saying it.
And now all these old people are like,
I can't vote for that guy.
Wonder how much money she got paid, by the way?
Oh, she's running for all.
some school board somewhere.
And they're like, hey, listen, if you want this board thing, do this and we'll get you in.
And it's just unbelievable.
So watching from, they're so crazy that the truckers who just want to work and not have to get shot.
Like, it's like my body, my choice until it comes to these things.
And then if you don't agree with that, then you're the fucking Nazi.
It's crazy to me, dude.
Well, our current prime minister.
is the godfather of her child.
What?
Unbelievable.
So Mark Carney is the godfather to Christian Freeland's son.
Unbelievable.
Like it's a...
And Mark Carney counseled Trudeau.
Oh my God.
It's just incestuous at that point.
Like one or two degrees from everything.
He's not even a Canadian.
No, they're all communes.
You know, if you want me to come on for the...
I was going to call it the...
Canadian communist corner because they feel like Americans, you don't, a lot of you don't know what's
going on up here. And our media is not sharing it. We're prisoners up there. This idea that
everyone is happily going along to communism, no, the election, don't get me started on the election.
The majority of the country is mortified. We are mortified. And a lot of us,
problem with the states. Like, I can't stand, I can't stand what's going on with the administration
and stuff, but you guys are our brothers and sisters.
I can't stand the fact that our government right now is encouraging us to hate you guys.
They're telling us not to go and vacation there.
They're telling us not to spend our money there.
We're family.
We're the same people with a line slash down the middle of the land.
And this government wants us to hate you.
Yeah.
And they want us scared of what's going on up there too.
It's divide and conquer.
So let's get back to Disney.
Sorry, everybody, because it's just, I mean, you go up to Canada.
If you want, but I feel like it's important for Americans to know what's happening to us.
So I was going to say, like, I was going to offer like a Canadian communist corner once every two weeks or whatever.
I'll call it the Beaver Bit.
We're going to check in with it.
Or Lisa's Beaver Bit.
I don't know.
Lisa's Beaver Bit.
More your style.
Could get ratings.
I would love to keep you guys updated.
I'd love to keep you updated.
Let's get into Disney.
And so you were talking about,
there's this video going around
of this absolute smoke show of a chick,
breaking down like how every Disney movie is.
Mom dies, dad dies, mom dies, both parents die,
bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
And you're watching as a little child.
that is traumatizing.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So 61% of all Disney movies omit the parent altogether.
He's not even mentioned.
So one of the programs in Disney programming is the elimination of external authority.
All right?
So our number one external authority is God.
And then our second external authority are our parents.
And if our parents are following God, then they're supposed to,
to be making sure that we go on the right path. When you eliminate the external authority,
then you become the authority. So the ultimate goal is basically the serpents,
the serpents lie in Genesis, which is you will be God. You will become God. So the idea of
eliminating the parent is eliminating authority so that you can follow your heart. So not only does
Disney sometimes omit parents altogether, but they'll murder them in front of your face,
with Bambi's mother, or they will relegate them to something lesser than what they are.
So when you look at the fathers, there's an entire what I call the pacification of the male
program in Disney. And it is strong across all of them. So the idea that in the early, in the early
Disney, so basically there's three eras of Disney. There's the classical era where you have
the three original princess movies, then there's the Renaissance where things start to get a little
wonky, and now you have the current, the modern Disney. But what it ultimately happens is the
parent is completely eliminated. The concept of the parent is eliminated, and I'll show you how.
So with the first three Disney movies, you have Snow White, that was the first one, no parents,
none even really mentioned, okay? Then you have Cinderella, parents are dead, replaced by an evil,
an able stepmother. And then with Sleeping Beauty, she does have both parents, but the mother doesn't
even have a speaking part. And the father has a very small part. So when they were making the classical
Disney movies, they knew that they couldn't go too far off the reservation, right? They knew that
their audience was Christian. And they didn't want to scare the audience away. The majority of the
families watching Disney movies were Christian. So you don't want to get their spidey senses up. So magic
in two of the classic movies is considered a bad thing.
But then in Cinderella, there's good magic.
There's a fairy godmother.
And that's a little seed, a little planting of a seed to give the idea that magic maybe
isn't an evil thing.
And what I'll say about magic, magic is the opposite of God.
All right?
So, you know, according to, and, you know, if you're not Christian, it's, it's, I'm not going to get
so, I want to make sure.
that everybody is open to receiving this information.
You don't have to be a Christian to understand it,
but from the Christian,
the Christian story makes it so much easier to understand, right?
Because the concept of the Father, right?
God, the Father, he has the whole perspective.
He knows what is best for us,
because he can see from a farther vantage point,
nobody loves us more than our parents.
They want what's best for us.
So we trust the Father, right?
But in Disney, instead of the external authority, it becomes a do what thou will.
So the Christian element is God's will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
And the magic element is do what thou wilt.
And this is where you go.
I think in one of your shows you've learned about going nine to 11,
what it means to jump from nine to 11.
We may have discussed that, but the teacher.
We may have discussed, but we didn't hear.
Okay, so ultimately this is the, I don't know.
So number nine is considered the student.
We're learning.
We're learning from number 10.
Teacher is number 10.
God is represented as perfection.
So the student is learning from God who is the perfect teacher.
He understands the natural order of things.
He has the whole picture and he wants what's best for us.
But if you don't want to follow the natural order of things, and if you don't like the rules, and if you don't want to have to obey those rules, you jump over God and you go to 11 and you become a magician.
Holy shit.
Wow.
represents the jump from being obedient to God to becoming your own God.
Wow.
That is crazy.
Yes.
So magic is the opposite of God.
And what do we call Disney?
What does Disney call themselves?
What kind of kingdom are they?
What kind of kingdom?
Magical.
Magical.
They're the magical kingdom.
They don't even hide it, guys.
They don't even hide it.
Now, let's go to their little Jiminy Cricket saying.
Okay.
So what does Jiminy Cricket say?
He says, when you wish upon a star makes no difference who you are,
anything your heart desires will come to you.
So he's telling us to wish upon a falling star, right?
Because you don't wish on just a regular star.
It has to be shooting star for you to wish upon it.
So you're wishing upon a fallen star, which are the fallen angels.
And it doesn't matter who you are, anything you want will come to you.
So do what thou wilt.
So it's ultimately everything the fallen angels taught, the daughters of man,
is being taught to our children by Disney.
Right?
When you look at the things that they taught the women sorcery and how to use roots, right, like drugs, essentially, and astrology, and they taught them all of these things.
And when I was in the new age, because I did the thing, I started Christian, and then I went off into the new age, I thought to myself, well, astrology is amazing.
Like, I should be able to use that tool.
And these are amazing tools that I should just be able to use.
But again, that's using magic and it's going against the natural order of things.
So when a Christian prays, they pray to God and they ask for something.
And the answer is either going to be yes, no, or I have something better for you.
Right?
Because we may think we know what we want, but ultimately the concept of God is that he knows what we need.
So you can't just cast a spell to get what you want because it's going to mess up the natural order of things.
Right. So that's why it's better to appeal to somebody that has more perspective and you put your faith in God and then you pray.
Nobody prays in Disney movies. This is interesting. I couldn't believe they managed to do the three classical, 1936 to 1956.
They did those three Disney princess movies and the word pray and God aren't, they're nowhere. So they're wishing. They're wishing for something. They're not praying for something.
Now, at least they are still traditional.
So the princesses want to get married and they want to have a family and they want to carry on the tradition, the natural tradition of their history and continue the lineage at least.
That gets thrown away.
But there's no concept or even talk of God.
And I find that interesting because all the kids watching it back then were essentially Christian.
But it was just kind of like a little sneaky putting magic in there.
Yeah.
So when you learn about hypnosis, you can't help but learn about MK Ultra, right?
So hypnotherapy is the positive side of hypnosis.
Hypnotherapy is reprogramming your brain to have thoughts that serve and support the person you want to be.
So if you have thoughts in your head that are telling you to smoke or drink or eat that burger or whatever it is,
and those thoughts go against what you actually want for yourself, that means somebody else program.
programmed them. If you don't program the thoughts in your mind, somebody else will. And the way that
they do that is through the concepts of NLP and hypnosis. When I learned how to hypnotize somebody,
they told me that you can never hypnotize someone to do something that goes against their moral will.
You can't hypnotize them to do something that they know is wrong. You just can't. And then there's
like this little pause, right? And it's so funny because it's like, you know, you can't.
do it. Well, accept, right? And the accept is unless you traumatize them, right? So if you want to
override the moral failsafe in the unconscious mind and embed a command into the brain that's going
to cause a person to commit harm to another or do something they wouldn't normally do,
all you have to do is torture them. That's all. You just torture them, silly.
That's so crazy, dude.
And the way they discovered this was in 1920, the Tavistock is, well, okay, AI.
AI told me that the Tavistock Institute absolutely did not experiment on World War I soldiers who were suffering from PTSD to learn how to manipulate the mind.
No, they didn't.
And I know that to be a lie.
It was the Tavistock Clinic that did it.
So AI told me I was wrong because I said the Tavistock Institute instead of the Tavistock Clinic.
Yeah.
Because I just took Institute out and asked the same question.
Johnny talks about that all the time about how he can catch AI lying.
I do it as well.
I can catch him all the time.
Just straight up bullshit.
I don't.
The idea that people are going to be using AI for truth or to learn anything is terrifying.
to me. I fight with AI
more than I fight with my husband.
And the difference is,
AI apologizes to me when I prove it
wrong. I asked Chad GBTBT
once about
about why it got
because I like to know what is mechanically going on
there like under the hood, why it's
fucking shit up. And it says
that it's programmed to
converse like a human.
And humans make shit up sometimes.
That's literally what I told me, dude.
I mean, that was the effect.
It was like, yeah, well, you know, and humans, humans don't always know exactly what they're saying, you know.
So I'm just pulling from my database of kind of things that humans have said.
So this guy, yeah.
He's spitballing.
Yeah.
So this fat guy, this fat guy did this one thing where he put on a really, really small shirt.
And he asked the eye, does it look good?
And I kept saying it looked good just to kind of like, he said, like a friend just trying to be like, yeah, it looks good.
It's a little type, but it's what's in style.
It's like telling it how why it's still good.
And he's like, yo, I'm trying to get you to tell me to tell me.
take this shit off.
Yeah, and it was just so funny, because like you said,
it just tells you what it kind of wants to hear.
It's interesting.
I wonder if that's like liability, too.
They're like some guy goes in offs himself because.
Oh, they are doing that.
But that's later down.
That's after he does connect with you.
He later on, they start to get into that twisted shit.
Oh, remember those early stories of it where it was like telling people to off themselves
and like helping them and like, dude, dude, you got to do this.
It's the best for you.
Like, oh, some dark shit, dude.
Yeah, Tevostock is so.
interesting because like yeah i mean it goes all the way you said 1920 it goes way it goes i think into
the like 19 uh single digits like 1905 i i know at least in like 1912 Hitler was there
and you know there's that famous painting that everyone go oh it's it's a forgery it's fake
uh course you're going to say that because your whole narrative just begins to unravel if if this is true
that he is in the, you know, the, the cradle, the birthplace of hypnosis and MK Ultra.
And then I just saw a picture where it's like Hitler, Lenin, like Freud, they're all in, like,
and Vaniva or something like that.
Geneva?
Is it, no, is it Geneva?
I thought Geneva's in Switzerland.
Yeah, Geneva.
They're all there at the exact same time.
It's like really crazy.
And it's like that's where the mind control starts happening, you know, the breaking down.
We saw that with Uncle Teddy, you know, where they basically traumatize him for two years at, I think it was Stanford.
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Should I get a Unabomber tattoo just to watch the tattoo artist?
Be like, what are we doing here?
What it be with him with the hood on?
Yeah, yeah.
A little hood on.
Just put it on my hand.
Yeah, that thing was everywhere.
Him and Eric Rudolph, dude, every gas station, every grocery store had their face plastered up in there for.
Oh, really?
My whole childhood.
You don't remember that?
I don't remember that.
Eric Rudolph, especially because he was in North Carolina.
the guy, the 96 bomber, the Olympic bomber.
Dude, were you just ever going hunting for him?
We were just like, I'm going to find this guy.
He was in the mountains, dude.
They found him, like, digging through trash or something.
Like, he was really living rough.
Eric Rudolph.
Yeah, so, yeah, it's trauma.
You know, it's so interesting because you brought up 9-11.
If you look at the, Johnny brought this up a ton of times.
It's like the Charlie Kirk assassination, you could not get away from that.
All Twitter was is just bombarding you, feeding you.
feeding you trauma over and over and over and over and over again.
And they can get rid of stuff when they want to.
Like Johnny knows how they do it.
Okay, let me explain.
So there's a reason why they do that.
So the whole purpose of trauma-based mind control is to, okay, let me just give you a quick
rundown on how the brain works real quick.
You've got the brain has four different frequencies or speeds, okay?
Beta, alpha, theta, delta.
Okay?
We're not going to get into gamma, but I'm just talking about the four right now.
So beta is right now.
Okay, all of your senses are firing.
Your eyes are open.
Your ears are open.
You're processing information at a very fast rate and you're taking everything in.
Okay?
That's your beta.
That's hopefully you're still conscious and aware.
So that's where we are right now.
When you go into like that little daydreaming state, which is called alpha,
your beta conscious mind is distracted.
So you either feel like you're in a light sleep or you're daydreaming or you're just like just not fully there.
And when that happens, the gatekeeper that stands in front of your belief systems, okay?
So imagine there's this gatekeeper in front of your belief systems and he's got a checkboard of your whole life.
And if information is presented to him on a conscious level when you're in a beta mind,
like if someone comes and says, you love mashed potatoes, but you know for a fact you don't love mashed potatoes.
And you're like, no, no, no, look at this.
No, no, no.
This clipboard right here says, I don't love mashed potatoes.
Like, shoot, I don't trust you.
I don't believe you get lost.
When you're in alpha state, that gatekeeper is having a little nap.
Because your unconscious mind does not have the ability to determine true from false.
It takes information as 100% true.
Your unconscious mind is telling your heart to beat.
It's telling your lungs to breathe.
It is too busy operating your entire body to stop and think if something's true.
So when you're in an alpha state, that gatekeeper is having a little nap.
And this idea, I love mashed potatoes, goes really.
right past him and go straight into your belief system,
and there's a very good chance you're going to wake up
liking mashed potatoes.
This is also why fast food commercials get repeated late at night
on cable television for whoever so watches that over and over and over,
because they know people are asleep in front of the TV.
They can't go into that Delta sleep or Theta sleep
because they're still processing auditory information,
so they're highly suggestible.
So that's why commercials repeat a lot later at night because they know people are asleep.
So with trauma-based mind control, when you are traumatized, when your conscious mind sees the twin
towers falling down or you see Bambi's mother get killed, especially as a child, the conscious
mind starts to reel.
Like it just starts to try to find a frame of reference, especially for a child because
it's the concept of losing a parent to the child, there's nothing more devastating than that.
There is no worse trauma for a child than forcing them to imagine losing their own parent.
So that puts them in a heightened alpha suggestive state.
So the reason why they traumatize the child at the beginning of the movie is because they know for the rest of the movie,
their conscious mind is reeling, their unconscious mind is fully open, their gatekeeper is asleep,
and they just embed all of their commands and all of their programs and plant all of their seeds.
And when we as an adult watch the Twin Towers going down, we go into either, we go into a fight or flight response, right?
So the same with COVID, right?
The reason why they were constantly keeping us terrified in COVID is because when you're in fight or flight, the blood leaves your brain and goes to your extremities, your arms and legs.
So you can either fight off whatever is trying to kill you or you can run away from it.
So all of COVID, all of 9-11, we are in this fight or flight, which takes blood away from our brains so we can't think,
as clearly.
We cannot, our cognitive function is limited because all of the blood is in our arms and legs
so we can fight or run away.
And this is why we are in a perpetual state of fear or not, this is why people and they
want people in a perpetual state of fear.
And think of COVID, right?
First of all, all the blood's leaving your brain to run away.
And then you, you smother your face so you can't even breathe.
The mask puts you in an instant fight or flight, instant.
Because the mask is like, I'm suffocating.
I'm going to die.
I either need to kill the thing that's stopping me from breathing or I need to run away from it.
So this fear really dumps us down.
And for children, it completely opens their mind and primes them.
It primes them for all of the programming that happens after the movie, which brings us to the elimination of the parent, the pacification of the male.
I mean, the early princes, they were slaying dragons, right?
Like back in the day, the prince would slay a dragon for the...
for the princess.
Now, as you look at the evolution,
the prince's romance is completely eliminated by the modern age.
But the Renaissance is really where Disney really started ramping things up
because that was 1989 with Little Mermaid.
So they didn't make a princess movie from 1956 to 1989.
Wow.
Yeah, and why is that?
Why was that?
Well, I figured out why.
Because that's when they were priming the parents.
They foisted the hippie movement, which we know as a sci-op.
They had to make the parents of the next generation basically degenerate.
So that when the Renaissance movies came out, they wouldn't have a problem with that programming.
So, I mean, like, I'm a product of hippies.
Like, my parents were all about the hippie.
And all of those hippies had kids.
And then we had Little Mermaid.
and they didn't mind that Little Mermaid was half-naked,
that all of a sudden the protagonist of the Disney movie
is literally half-naked.
I mean, she looked fabulous.
I'm still a little jealous, right?
But I was 10, and that was the first time I realized
that I was completely inadequate, inadequate physically.
Because R.E.L. like this long red hair and the shelves,
and gosh, she was fabulous.
You're totally right.
You're 100% right.
Listen, real quick.
I was just talking.
somebody the other day.
And like my parents are boomers.
I love my parents.
I'm sure we have what would be categorized as boomers that listen to this.
And I love them as well.
I'm not saying the individuals were the problem or even my parents were the problem.
My parents weren't perfect.
And my daughter's going to grow up and go, why'd you do this?
And I'd be like, we'd try our best, you know?
But the truth of the matter is, is that the boomer generation was extremely,
extremely damaging to our culture and our heritage.
And because that is,
that is the generation that stopped passing down wisdom to the next generation.
Why don't I speak Armenian?
Because my parents' generation stopped speaking it.
Now, the generation before was like, you know, you got to assimilate.
but there was the stopping of passing down of language and culture,
stopping of passing down of like cooking,
of working on houses, working on cars, working on all that stuff.
It went from that stuff where it's like you did things for yourself
to now I'm working in an office and that's what I'm focused on.
That generation stopped the passing down of knowledge.
Johnny, do you have a problem with that?
it's an interesting thought well you mentioned i was going to bring up a simulation but you mentioned
that because i mean the language thing feels a lot like just hey wanting to fit in in a new country right
right right but like my mother and i love her the pieces she could speak armenian she never did
it with us i mean do you do you wish you did yeah 100% why i listen if let's say i got the
full armenian experience i would still be in a mania
You know, but it would be nice to have a connection.
If I went to Glendale, I could talk to everybody, you know, like...
Where'd they learn?
From their parents.
But most of them...
No, no, no, no, Johnny, that's not true.
No, I'm just asking.
I'm just a genuine question.
Because when I got to L.A., it was very, very much first and second generation in Glendale.
They weren't part of that.
I'm not saying there weren't Armenians in L.A. in the hippie movement, but the number of
Armenians has grown huge fleeing from Armenia.
So it's like...
But I wonder just how much that specifically is about the, what generation you are,
immigrant versus...
Okay.
So let's just take out language, Johnny, if that's an issue you have.
Let's take out the language into the assimilation.
The cooking, the cleaning, the traditional roles, the fixing of cars, the building of craftsmanship.
Yeah, maybe it's just where I'm from.
It's a little different than the city, you know.
Right.
But I mean, I grew up learning to do all that shit, so I don't know.
Yeah, there's exceptions to rules.
I think the South is a little different culturally.
Yeah, I think for a long time they were, they were more of a Christian stronghold for a very long time.
Like, they weren't as much into the Hollywood stuff.
I mean, I spent my life holding nails for my dad, you know, and learning to do so.
But a lot of it wasn't passed out.
And that's the generation where it died.
And I think it's kind of kind of because you have to, because how many places is it to get a normal change here?
they're everywhere.
I'm pretty sure where Johnny's at.
There's one and a few.
It's either you learn how to do an oil change or you don't.
It's not that your dad doesn't want to teach you.
I grew up in a small town.
Even Niagara Falls wasn't that big.
And like you go, okay, maybe it's just my parents,
but where's the generation that can do that?
I have cousins that own a law maintenance company
that's been thriving for 40 years.
That was passed out.
But like...
I think that's a lot to do with technology, too, right?
I'll tell you, Canada is a great example of culture killer.
So I tell anybody, if you want to hang on to your culture, don't come to Canada.
We will kill it.
And I think that can be said for North America because, I mean, yeah, we love our concept
of diversity on the surface, but we don't want diversity of thought.
Diversity of thought is not allowed in Canada.
You can look as different as you want, but you can't have any different thoughts.
And the Indians that come, because we have a lot of Indians that come to Canada,
yeah, they lose the language, they lose the cooking.
They lose, they actually lose everything.
The kids don't want to go to the temple because we, this North American culture is,
in my opinion, it's death of culture.
They don't want differences, right?
And even in terms of lineage, that's another program in Disney where they really disparaged
the idea of honoring the family and understanding your heritage.
There's a few scenes in some of the movies.
Like, there's a woman brave with the redhead.
She's like, her mother's trying to show her this tapestry and they're Scottish.
And she's like, look, look at our family.
Look at our history.
Look at our heritage.
And the protagonist rips it in half and like stomps on it.
And again, like, it's just, it's a reminder.
It's like, no, just let it all go.
They don't want us having culture.
They want to create the new culture.
It's a new culture has been created and it's a culture around what I would call the empowered child.
That was something Alistair Crowley said.
Well, real quick, there's something about like leaving your country and coming here and assimilating into the way our culture is.
That I don't necessarily have a problem with.
but it's like the loss of skills passed down from father to son and mother to daughter that is lost now.
You know, it just doesn't exist.
Because the parents are working.
Yeah.
The parents are working so hard.
It is a big thing too.
It is.
I like, you know, it's like we have a guy come over and fix everything.
And it's just like, I'm just so slammed.
I can't sit there and work on a cupboard.
Now, I'm not saying I'm good enough to do it.
I mean, it will get done, but it would be janky.
You know, but it's the thing, man.
It was janky back then, too.
You know, people just made do.
You would have been fine.
I don't think it's, I think you can do way more than you imagine.
Live with the Amish for a while and just get some Amish skills.
Dude, there's a great show about that, this old reality TV show where they just throw these regular people in with the Amish.
Oh.
It's called like becoming Amish.
It's so good.
Going back to Disney, a big thing that Izzy Griffin came on was talked about that really resonate with me.
was the notion of these progressives, whatever you want to call them,
or maybe Satanist, or whatever the term is,
their desire to destroy the archetypes in which we look at ourselves, right?
It's like in some instances, they just love to play the stereotypes,
and then in other instances, they just want to destroy how men and women
have traditionally interacted with each other.
Yeah, and it's inversion, you know.
Inversion is the name of the game here.
And when you look at it, that's what they're doing.
They're flipping everything upside on the head.
That's why they're pusifying the male.
So the butchification of the female is just as strong a program, right?
I mean, I remember watching these movies and just wishing that I could just kick butt.
You know, I watched Sydney Bristow on Alias, you know, forever.
And I just wanted to be strong.
I just wanted to be physically strong and be able to beat people up.
But without realizing that a man who protects his woman, he feels empowered when he can protect her.
So if he has a woman that can kick the crap out of him, this is where I get into the reversal of the polls, okay?
Because Disney is really good at reversing the polls, in my opinion.
So when you think about a battery, you have a positive and a negative, okay?
That's why you have masculine and feminine.
Okay, so the masculine is considered positive, the feminine is considered negative.
That battery, those opposites create a charge.
If you don't have those opposites, you don't have an attraction, you don't have a charge.
So when you make the woman be masculine and you make the male be feminine, there's no longer a polarity.
And so there's no longer a charge and the battery doesn't work.
And it seems like this is what's happening.
These programs are designed to encourage girls to behave in a way that will turn men off and vice versa.
And I think ultimately the goal is to eliminate the number of children we have.
It seems to me, again, if you think of what is positive, if something is positive,
then you get more of it.
You create more, right?
If something is negative, you get less of it.
So when you look at the traditional values and the traditional roles, that creates babies, right?
Because the woman has to know that her man is strong enough to protect her,
and she has to feel comfortable enough to be her most vulnerable with him.
The woman has to be able to be vulnerable with a strong man
because when she's pregnant, she's the most vulnerable she's ever going to be.
So if she's looking for a man and he's wearing a pink shirt
and he's this progressive idiot that won't even hold the door open for her,
that's not, she's not going to feel safe having a baby with him.
And conversely, the man, he thrives off protecting and providing.
these are the natural, this is the natural order of things.
And I'm not saying every woman is supposed to be that way and every man is supposed to be that way.
But when you look at the, well, the biblical worldview where it says have a lot of kids.
And so if you want to have a lot of kids, these are the rules you have to follow to create the environment where you can have kids.
But what's happening now is we're telling children to grow up and adopt ideas that are making them not have children.
So you have to look at the fruits, right?
The roots equal the fruit.
So what are the fruits of the Disney Renaissance?
There are no fruits.
We're not getting married.
We're not having kids.
We're not even closer replacing the population here in Canada.
So it's negative.
It's making less, right?
Whereas if you look at this other way of living, the traditional way, it makes more.
But it does seem that there is a very strong desire to eliminate our relationships with one another and our ability to have to have families.
I completely and utterly agree.
We've talked about this before on the show.
The way women talk about children,
the way men think about sex,
like men don't want to get laid
and women don't want to have kids.
They don't even,
it's not even that they don't even want to have kids.
They don't like children.
They don't like kids.
Oh,
like it's so weird.
They're totally children parasites.
It's,
well, here,
we managed to convince,
we managed to convince, I would say,
I don't know if it's a majority in Canada,
I don't know if it's a majority in America,
but the majority of women in my country
will jump up and down
and have a temper tantrum if you tell them
they're not allowed to kill their own baby.
I mean, when I was 20,
I believed it was no different than going to the bathroom.
So when I was 20, and even in younger,
it was like, no, no, it's just a clump of cells.
And yeah, I was stupid,
and I wanted to believe it was just a comp of cells, right?
It was a very convenient lie that I was told so that I'd sacrificed my baby.
Oh, my goodness, if I had done that and I, my heart goes out to any, any woman who has, has
done that, I am not, I'm not standing in judgment.
I just know if I had done it, and I, I would have been encouraged.
If I had gotten pregnant, I would have been encouraged to have an abortion, and I would have
have had it. I wouldn't even thought twice about it. But I don't know how the, now that I'm a mom,
I don't know what I can't even imagine how hard that would be on me now that I know and realize
the truth. And you know, it's very interesting, right? Like with this idea of again, back to Jesus
on the cross, his body was broken for us, right? Abortion is, I'm breaking your body for me.
right so it it is again an inversion and the the mother is supposed to be this loving protecting like this
this nurturing soul and we've somehow been convinced to do something that it goes against the very fabric of
our nature and it's it's words like crotch goblin they have all these horrible words for children
they're calling them parasites and the whole sex in the city don't even get me started on the sex in the city
programming, what that did to women in my generation encouraging them, telling them that you're more
valuable as an employee than you could be as a wife and mother, that had serious detrimental effects
on people that I know, like friends that I have that just decided they wanted the sex and
the city life, they didn't want to do the family life. And, you know, some people don't have
regrets and then some people do.
But the programming against being a mom is mortifying.
It's mortifying.
And then you have kids and you realize what the lie is.
You realize that this is the greatest joy that you could ever possibly experience
and you would never ever know the love that you know if you didn't have these kids.
And you don't really know.
The progressive narrative is devastating.
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You don't really know what you don't have until it's too late.
and you know especially when you talk to young people and because i was like that you know i had an ex-girlfriend
that was still friends with and she started dating this professor that was much old she went on
the marium and they had kids together and he was much older she was like 20 something he was in
his 40s very cool cat and he would say to her to me all the time you don't understand
it's not going to be like this forever
and I was like, you're nuts.
I have the same thing happening.
I'm crushing it.
I'm going to crush to the end of days.
And there are some people that does happen to,
and that's like a 1% of 1%.
But it does get to the point where the phone stops ringing.
And this world of childless adults that were going.
And listen, it wasn't until I was 47 years old that I had kids.
If I was female, I wouldn't have this luxury.
You know.
We have a screen limit, yeah.
You know, and that's done for a reason.
There's reasons these things happen.
And so I had late, and I was blessed enough to have them late.
You know, but we're going to see this giant influx of childless people entering retirement age
and then entering, like, senior citizen age and going into home.
and you're like, who's going to put you in the home?
Who's going to visit you in the home?
Who's going to be making sure you're getting taken care of in the home?
Who's going to call you to see if you're alone by yourself?
I mean, like...
Well, our government has figured out a solution.
Yeah, I know.
What you're going to do.
So our government...
Yeah.
You just kill yourself, Sam.
That's what they...
That's what our government sanctions.
Our government now sanctions that you can just be assisted,
by the government to end that suffering.
And guess what?
Are you depressed?
No problem.
Okay.
Oh, you got bipolar disorder?
No problem.
It is.
And it's true because they're looking and they're seeing that there's going to be a bunch of elderly
people that aren't going to have money.
They don't want to pay for them to be in the long-term care homes.
And so they're going to be loneliness is a debilitating and crushing experience,
especially when you're old.
And so, yeah, we're going to have.
a sea of people who are most likely going to choose that that route that the government is
so lovingly offering to them. And again, it just makes you think, like, are we in a death cult?
Is that, is that where we are? Because now we're looking at the most vulnerable, right? Like,
the most vulnerable and the most vulnerable on both ends of the spectrum. And our government
is just like, just dispose, just dispose of them. Grandkids, grandkids keep grandparents alive.
You think about like how much does your mom love your grandkids?
Yeah.
And if she didn't have anybody, she's like, well, I might as well die if you don't have,
if you have no parents, no, if you have no kids and you have no grandkids and you're old
and you're pretty much already kind of like, I already did everything, you're like, yeah,
you might go and get a maid and get it done.
It's, I mean, listen, if you didn't have kids and you're happy, that's fine.
I'm happy for you.
I mean, everybody's on their own journey.
This is not a witch hunt or anything like that.
It's just, you know, it's so funny because, you know, I'm a little old.
older, have my kids a little older, and all these people in their like, their 30s have these
comics have decided to have children. You always go, it's a love you'll never understand until you
understand it. And like, you love your niece and nephews. You love your dog. You love all that
stuff. It's not even close. And you can't even measure it. It's like there's no measurement that
will explain to you what that is because you don't get it until you got it.
it. And they're not going to experience it.
Did you want kids before you had them?
Yeah, I always want kids.
You did? Okay.
I always wanted kids. I always wanted to be a dad.
You know, I just think, you know, it's like I take it as a, uh, um, a task, you know, like,
like my job is to give them the best, you know, the best information, the best teaching,
So when they do go into the world, they have, you know, they're very smart and they have common sense and they can solve their problems.
And, you know, like that's really what I want to do.
You know, my parents, again, you know, probably weren't the best in some ways.
You know, my dad, I could say more stuff, but my mom did her best.
She tried her hardest.
But they instilled a lot of great things into me, which was work, hard work, being honest, all that stuff.
that has taught me how to thrive right now.
Like my father always was working eight other different jobs than his job.
So he was always, you know, he's in the system,
but he had all this stuff on the side,
which is what I ended up doing.
You know what I'm saying?
So I learned hard work from my parents.
So I think it's super important.
And then it's like adoption.
I think people should adopt.
If you don't have a kid, adopt help somebody, dude.
It's like that will, when you get your life review, that's going to really help that you change somebody's fucking life.
I just like, it's so crazy.
I was listening to this chick talk about how like she did, like one of the reasons she didn't want to have kids is because she didn't want to do homework.
Do you know how insane that statement is?
The kids' homework.
You just got to kind of help.
Do you know how easy my daughter's homework in kindergarten is?
It's like, trace this.
Wait till seventh grade, bro.
Yeah, I mean, and we'll both be like, I don't know what that word is, dude.
I'm just on a new long division.
Yeah, I don't know what to do here.
Yeah, it just has chat GPT, each a real dad.
The trauma that she has from doing a fucking homework that she doesn't want to do it with her kids.
Well, she's like me.
She's like me.
And we'll see how she ends up fitting into the system.
She may be like her dad that was just never in it, like, and just crap.
Oh, you're talking about your daughter.
Yeah.
She may be like I got other things I want to focus on instead of the traditional school,
learn how to follow rules, do what you're told, all that stuff.
And I don't hate teachers here.
I think, you know, there's this, they get a lot of crap that I don't think they should
be blamed for.
Are there crazy ones out there?
Yes, obviously, show me an occupation.
I'll show you some whack jobs.
You know, but there's this video going around.
I don't know if it made it to Canada, but it was a video where.
this kid went around to his classmates in Chicago and asked them to read.
And there were big words and they struggled with some of it.
And everyone blamed the educational system.
And I was like, dude, you have a kid, you know exactly whose fault it is that the kid doesn't know how to read.
And that is the parent.
And I know parents are stretched.
I know it.
Yeah.
Okay.
But that kid can't read because you didn't, and everyone's...
How old were these kids?
Is high school?
I would say they were like mid-mid-high-school.
With high school.
Right?
What was the word?
I don't even know what the word was.
You can find a video, but maybe we'll watch it later.
But I just feel like you're...
What your teachers are supposed to be is to add on to what you've already taught them.
To focus it.
Not to teach them.
I don't, everything.
I don't expect my kids to learn anything in school.
I think that, like, I make them go because I'm like, you have to play the game and you have to understand what the world is like.
But going to school and expecting an education is like going to church and expecting to understand the Bible.
I've noticed it in my experience, I didn't start really learning until I left school.
And I learned most of my stuff about the Bible outside of church because church is no interest in.
in my opinion, the important parts of the Bible.
Nobody wants to talk about all the important stuff.
There's a lot of lukewarm Christianity happening.
But yeah, I told when the pandemic hit,
I forced my children to memorize the definition
of civil disobedience.
So we'd be driving, we'd be anywhere,
and I'd be like, civil disobedience.
And they'd be like, oh, it's obeying an unjust law
that goes against God's law.
Yeah, that's crazy.
I can't even imagine.
I thought, oh, I, the principal, when the principal sees me coming at the school,
little beads of sweat to formulate, they, they wish I would go away.
Yeah, that was a hard part of that because, but I got a special accommodation.
Really?
Yeah.
What does that mean?
I actually let them.
So we now do a land acknowledgement instead of the Lord's Prayer.
Every, um, every, every, every class, listen this.
Oh.
Every classroom.
Every, you know, every corporation that has a meeting, they have to start their meeting and the children start their day with a land acknowledgement,
acknowledging that we are on stolen land
and atoning for whatever horrors
we need to atone for.
So there's a strict no-phone policy at the school,
but my children, when the land acknowledgement is playing,
my children have specific instructions to be on their phones.
And we have received that accommodation
because I explained to the principal
that my family came to the country in 1610,
and we are never, ever, ever going to teach our children that what the feats that they accomplished in 1610 and everything they did to build this country is something to be ashamed of.
And I also explain to her that the little part of Newfoundland where my ancestors landed, their ancestors weren't from England, okay, because everybody, nobody in Canada, you can't say you're Canadian in Canada.
Okay, if I try to say I'm from Canada, is like, oh, yeah, but, but where?
But like where?
So I have to go back 400 years and say England.
They're like, oh, okay, so you're English.
I've been here 400 years.
But anyways, the, the, my little fishing tribe that started living, that settled in Newfoundland,
they were fighting with the French all the time, the English and the French, we're always fighting.
The French in Canada is another topic for another day.
Our whole country is ruled by the Laurentian.
elite. The French run our country.
They, it's so bad. But anyway, so the English and the French, we would fight. And the French
paid the First Nations. They paid them to be mercenaries to slaughter our village. We started the
village. It was zero. We got it up to 500. And the First Nations were paid by the French to
massacre us down to 27. And according to my family's oral tradition, the 27, the 27,
And people that were standing were taverners.
And the tavernor clan is, if you go way back, that's on my mom's side.
And so we have this very proud tradition that, yeah, they wiped us out, but they didn't
wipe all of us out.
And, you know, yeah, they made use some of our scalps for decoration and stuff, but, you know,
we survived.
So I just explained to the principle, you're not, you're not making my child feel guilty
for the pride that we have in our heritage.
So what are you going to do to make sure that he doesn't have to experience the trauma of
listening to a land acknowledgement that calls us thieves when Treaty 11 clearly states that we bought
this land outright. But it was a two-hour conversation.
So they get to be on their phones.
No, that's amazing. And I think that's very important because they're trying to get rid of nationalism.
Because there comes a pride. And this undrip, undrip is a big problem in Canada.
This United Nations Declaration for the reconciliation of indigenous people, they're taking,
in BC, this is the thing.
BC is the most progressive province in Canada.
They are off the deep end.
They are just completely as far.
Well, they're your California, maybe, except for you used them.
But in New York, BC is really progressive.
What's happened, because they're so progressive,
our country has given $250 billion to the First Nations tribes in the last 10 years.
And apparently it's still not good enough.
So now the First Nations in BC made this land claim, and they've just claimed an entire suburb of Vancouver as theirs and looks like they won.
So now all of the homeowners in Richmond, BC, don't know if they own their homes and they can't get mortgages.
They can't renew their mortgages because titleship is now under question and they may not own their land.
And now the First Nations ban is demanding 50% of the revenues from the taxes from all of those people.
So this is an example where the villain in the movie, the right-hand man of the villain always gets at the worst.
In the end of the movie, it's usually the villain's right-hand man that gets betrayed and just gets it the worst.
And I feel like this is what is happening to BC because they have been properly complying to communism.
and now they're the first ones that are actually suffering the consequences of it.
And that's why I could even say the story about the land acknowledgement,
because there's more talk about it before.
Like they consider, like, there's this whole 215 body at a residential school myth.
So they're saying that there are 250 children's bodies found in a mass grave at a residential school in Camloops, B.C.
So we gave, the government gave them $17 million to excavate and find the bones.
And they haven't excavated because the LIDAR shows that it's just rocks, but they kept the money.
And now we're saying, where are the bodies?
Holy shit.
That's cool.
Yes.
Yes.
And now they're calling it residential school denialism and they're putting it akin to Holocaust denial.
So if you deny, yeah, yeah.
And they want to pass a law so you're not allowed to say.
where are the bodies?
Holy shit.
I hadn't heard that.
Holy shit.
That's why you need the beaver bit.
That is absolutely insanity because I believe it.
Because I had,
I've had people on talking about that.
Some of the Grimerica guys are very much.
Yeah.
It's very crazy, dude.
Okay, so here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
Anybody that got sent to a Catholic boarding school or any boarding school,
there are people that will have stories about how they were mistreated, right?
But if you look at the history, so we found, this has caused people to dig up newspaper clippings
and really look into it.
When I was in school, I hated myself.
We learned about how horrible these poor children were treated.
like it was mortifying.
It was, it was traumatic.
It was traumatic.
And to teach this to children and then say it's your ancestors that did it, it was a big, a big problem.
But then you start, you know, more information starts to come out and you start to ask questions.
And then asking questions, you're met with, you know, all like horrible, like they just want to shut you up, essentially.
And yeah, I'm sure there were some bad things that happened in residential schools.
but there are letters of the chiefs begging the schools to take in more students.
There was a school that was going to close in Manitoba,
and the chief wrote a letter to the local newspaper saying how beneficial this school was.
So the children were they're being nourished, they're learning.
Like there were a lot of children that benefited from the schools,
and there were children that were mistreated.
And it would be foolish to say that there were none.
But this idea that they were murdered and, you know, potentially malicious.
molested and all of these really, really horrible stories.
We need to look at them situation by situation.
You can't paint this whole story with one brush.
And it seems that the side that is making money off of this is really wanting to perpetuate
the highest traumatic ideas.
And they really want to hold on to it because it's a $250 billion drift so far.
And that's lining somebody's pocket.
So it's not to say that it didn't happen, but the way that they're painting it is,
it's just not right.
Okay.
I have a question for you.
It's not on this.
So, you know, you brought up the liberalism, the progressivism of Canada.
You brought up California.
We see that here.
You know, there's a culture war going on.
You know, we just had this giant roast and people are losing their fucking minds, you know.
Did we already talk about that here?
I talked to earlier, but before, but, you know, they're losing their minds.
You know, they're mad at Shane Gillis.
They're mad at Tony Hinchcliffe for some off-color jokes.
Nobody's talking about Chelsea Handler having dinner with Epstein at a small dinner.
Not like, hey, I want this party.
It turned out Epstein was there, you know, or, you know, Woody Allen's there.
I don't even know if those two or two.
That's what Shane said, but you can look it up.
she 100% was dating a guy who went to dinner.
She's one.
She's one of them.
Yes, for sure.
So nobody cares about that.
And Cheryl Underwood, who is one of the greatest comics, she'll ever be blessed to see do stand-up.
She's a killer.
And she did a joke about if anyone said the N-word, you know, she would have them killed.
And listen, I understand it's a joke.
I'm not mad at it.
But what I'm saying is the uproar on stuff about, you know, about all the black jokes.
Everyone's getting upset about that.
And that to me is like you want equality.
Look, you got it.
Everybody's making fun of everybody.
That's like that is the real equality.
You know, it's like what most of these progressives want isn't really in quality.
They just want a bitch and moan.
They love the status quo.
guy's bad black people oppressed women oppressed jews are are hated because they're they're fucking
so successful and that's the only reason people hate them because they're success uh gays are just
marginalized like all this fucking crazy shit they don't want any the they don't want
the paradigm in which all these people look at each other the change they don't want any of that
because they enjoy that because they don't have to think it's easy white guy bad black guy
good, gay, good, women, good, Jews, picked on.
You know, it's like this whole thing, Muslims, terrorists, you know, just like,
they're losing the culture war.
But the question becomes, is like, how do you change it?
Because there's so many of them.
And like, they don't have kids.
They are building shops.
They're just, they live.
their whole purpose is to fight the enemy in the cave.
It's like sometimes they get to the point like,
why are we,
who are we trying to save at this point?
Like who do we save?
You always hear they want to break up America.
And I'm like,
I'm against it because then you get into Bolshevikism, right?
Yeah.
And you got the Bolsheviks.
Yeah.
And then everybody is not Bolsheviks,
but the Balkanization, excuse me.
Volcanization, yes.
And then everyone's at war with each other.
Everybody's at war.
you think Texas is just going to chill?
You don't think they're going to go in the fucking New Mexico
and just start racking people?
Like, I mean, it's just,
so what do you do with them?
Because they have no clue what,
because what they only do is,
so going back to the roast real quick,
they only get mad at things they don't like.
And when their side does stuff they don't,
that is wrong,
they don't care.
Because fighting evil is more important
than self-correcting.
Right?
It's like the people in Minneapolis
protesting ICE,
yet not, couldn't care less
that their tax money is being just stolen by Somalians.
It doesn't matter to them.
Yeah.
They just don't care.
They don't care.
And it's like, so this guy, Ron Placone,
who I think is a great political guy,
he's from the left.
And he was basically called
the things that happen.
They're racist.
on the roast.
And I go, well, what about the black chick saying she's going to kill white people if they say a word, Ron?
Did that, does that upset you?
He goes, well, I didn't see that.
I don't know anything about that.
I go, you probably saw it, and it didn't care because it didn't register with you,
because you probably think that's okay.
And Ron's a good guy.
This is not an anti-Rond discussion.
This is more of, like, when I get called racist, anti-Semitic and sexist, on the internet,
it's like, well, don't you know I make fun of everybody?
Like, I'm literally more open-minded than you are.
I equally make fun of everybody.
You just know it's the one thing that pisses you off,
so you think I'm that one thing.
When I make fun of everybody, everybody, I call out everybody's fucking criticism.
I have comedy about everybody,
but you only see the things that piss you off.
See, I thought it was pretty equal,
because I mean, you got a George Floyd joke
and then you got a Charlie Kirk joke.
You hit both sides.
Both of them, they were both pissed.
I saw someone yelling, oh, George Floyd Joe, I can't breathe.
And then you saw the right being like, Charlie Kirk.
Don't touch Charlie Kirk.
I'm like, yo, there was both of both sides.
And then you got Michael Chey crying.
Like, he's like, you know, black roasting is like, what's up with this dude's shoes?
And he goes, white people race, you know, sex crimes, fucking racism, this, this, this.
I'm like, so what you're saying is white comics have more depth.
Is that what you're saying?
They go a little deeper with their roast and what's up with this dude's shoes?
Michael Chase has become this kind of arbiter for a taste that's in and it's really frustrating because I'm like, dude, you dude weekend update, bro.
Like shut the fuck up.
And when he writes for his white co-anchor and he writes some racist jokes to say.
Yes, he does all the time.
And that's funny.
Oh, my God, it's crazy.
But in reality, Johnny, I get why women hate this red pill moment.
I get why Jews hate this anti-Semitism moment.
I get why gays hate that the F word is back.
I get why blacks get mad when white people are doing racist jokes.
Because I would be like that too.
If I was a protected class and anything I didn't like, I can just call hate speech.
It would be fucking great.
It would be so great.
If this guy's like, dude, what's up with your socks?
I'm like, why are you racist, dude?
Why are you fucking racist?
Hey, dude, your girlfriend's like, is weird.
Dude, why are you a fucking racist?
It's like having a nuke as a country, you know?
It's just drop it in any conversation.
100% it's like hey
XG why are you parked
in the handicapped parking spot
are you fucking racist dude
I would love to have just something
that gets me out of any criticism
I would love to never get criticism
it would be fucking fun
right just to be able to do whatever I want
and if anyone calls me out
they can just call me a bigot
fuck up the entire city of Los Angeles
and then if I do I get reelected
yeah it's called BLM
right it's called BLM
I mean if they say the N word you can
technically hit him. Who's that guy that killed the old man?
Because he got, uh, he said the N-word and got away with it.
Imagine that. You're just talking to your buddy who's black calling each other the M-word.
Some old, old, 80-year-old guy from Vietnam drops one M-bomb.
And you kill him. You're like, yeah, that totally makes sense to me.
That's totally sensible.
You know, you're going to, I have a story you're going to love. I have a story you'll love.
So, yeah, being in Canada, the only thing our school cares is the number one thing that our
schools care about right now is anti-black racism. It's been the last 10 years. It's the only focus. It's the
only thing that matters. It's the only thing. And I, the school region that I'm in, what happened was 10 years
ago, there was a lot of violence. So a lot of kids were being violent against teachers and other
students. And so they implemented a no tolerance policy and said if you just one strike and you're out.
You physically hurt, you hit somebody, you're out.
And what happened was there was a disproportionate number of black students that were being punished as a result of this no tolerance policy.
So they paid millions of dollars to do a study.
Yeah, no, they paid millions of dollars to do a study.
That's great.
And the study determined that obviously every teacher in the board is racist.
And that's the problem.
So it had nothing to do with these children physically attacking,
and it had everything to do with the unconscious bias,
particularly the white female teacher.
They really like to go after the white female teacher.
So now what has happened is you cannot suspend, you cannot expel,
and you have to be very, very careful if you're going to reprimand black kids.
So they just, they can't, you have to give them special treatment.
What they also now have, they've got a black parent advisory committee.
So it's like a PTA just for the black parent.
Here's how I learned about the club.
So my 11-year-old, my 10-year-old at the time, he came to me and he's like,
Mommy, I want to join the cool club.
Can you sign me up for the cool club?
And I'm like, what is this cool club?
What are you talking about?
And he's like, well, they get to listen to hip-hop and they're eating chips and drinking pop,
which is outlawed.
You're not allowed any junk in the school.
And they're drinking, they're eating these forbidden foods and, you know, they're dizzing and they're having so much fun.
I'm like, well, yeah, of course you're going to join the cool club.
Like, that sounds great.
Let's get you in the cool club.
No.
So I found out it's the BSA, the Black Student Association.
So I had to tell my 10-year-old, sorry, bud, you can't go in that club because it's because you're white.
And a 10-year-old, he doesn't get that.
It's like, what do you mean?
Like, because a 10-year-old isn't an idiot, it's a stupid thing.
It's like, well, that's stupid.
Like, my friends are in there.
Why can't I hang out with them?
Exactly.
And what it ended up doing was it called animosity.
It causes animosity.
You're not bringing these students together.
You're literally separating them.
Yes.
You're segregating them.
Yes.
And now it's so now what's happening?
So there's one of one of my son's best friends is black.
And her father is just this giant, wonderful, really, really black man.
And we were, after school, the kids were all playing in the playground.
And his daughter came running up to him and said, Daddy, so-and-so called me the N-word.
And so me and like two of the other white moms that were there talking to him were just like,
like, oh gosh, like, oh, gosh.
like, this is really bad.
And so we're just kind of looking to see how he's going to respond.
And he's, I think he's from Trinidad and Tobago.
No, he's Trinidad and he's from the island somewhere.
So he's got a bit of an accent.
And so when she said that, he's like, and what?
And she's like, that.
Like he called me the N word.
And what?
Nice, dad.
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
And like, we don't know what to do.
And so he's like, he's like, he's like,
he said her name and he's like
you go and let everyone with a mouth
kill you dead
anyone with a mouth can say that word
and you're going to let them kill you dead with that word
nice off you go off you go
give that dad a fucking a war
dude give that dad a fucking award
but he looked at me and he's like I'm
he's like I'm sick of this he's like
she gets a bad mark in math
and she thinks it's because she's black.
He doesn't get pips, you know, to be somebody's partner in some group work,
she thinks it's because she's black.
He's like, my daughter blames everything on being black,
and she is now a victim.
She thinks the whole world hates her.
She thinks that she's not going to get a job because she's black,
and she learned it all in school.
And it's like, oh, and he's like, she won't take accountability,
and also she has been crippled because she's been taught,
that because of the color of her skin,
she's going to be treated differently in society.
And I was like,
ah,
like that's the opposite of what's supposed to happen, right?
So again, the inversion,
the inverted result is what we got.
And so a lot of these parents are not appreciating the fact
that their children are being victimized,
their children are being racially segregated,
and I mean, it's been 10 years,
and there's no, I mean, honestly,
I don't think there was a problem to begin with.
There wasn't a problem to begin with.
This is the thing.
Like, my sister's a teacher, and she was told,
even if you don't think that you are racist, you are.
That's so funny.
It's called unconscious bias.
You're not conscious of it.
Yeah, not having symptoms of COVID is a good sign you have COVID.
It's like an original sin that you can't be forgiven for.
You know, there's no Jesus for that one.
Yeah.
You're all racist.
Yeah.
There's nothing you do it.
And it's interesting because Canada, far fewer black people.
Well, I mean, dude, and what we're talking about is don't take this the wrong way, but we're talking about Canadian blacks.
Yeah, they're far fewer.
Which are basically white black people.
Like a quarter as, man.
Have you ever met a black Canadian chick?
They're so hot.
And they're chill.
They're all from islands.
They're chill.
None of them come from slaves.
None of them are descendants.
We had the underground railroad.
So, like, we, like, if they were descendants of slaves, it's because we, we gave them safe.
passage and the rest of them are
Jamaican and from the island. So they
don't, they don't identify
with this, this slavery narrative,
but it's voiced it on them. It is.
It is voiced. Voiced it on them.
That's one of the things that I mentioned to the principal is,
is, you know.
And again, yeah, I would,
helping them. I would, and I said like, I would do
it too. I do it too. If you
were told me, I can blame
everything on everybody
else that none of my
actions are why I am.
Where I am by decisions I've made and actions I've taken, that'd be the fucking best.
That would be the fucking best.
It's a permission slip to not try.
What's the point of trying?
That's what I said to the principal.
Why are they even going to try?
You're telling them that everybody hates them?
How is that fostering a good child?
You know who does that?
Black guys with white chicks that aren't into black guys.
Like, you're physically attracted to someone.
You're, like, tall people, short people, thick people, skinny people.
You're either attracted to them or you're not.
And it'd like to be like, oh, you're racist because you won't sleep with me.
And it's like, well, I'm not attracted to you.
No, it's racism.
See, I've heard it the other way, too.
I've heard that women who are only in the black guys are, they fetishize the black man, is what they say.
By the way, that's my favorite, fucking form of hate is fetish.
Asian women do that and black men do that.
You love it so much, it's weird.
Yeah, you love, you want to, you fetishize me.
You've turned me into a sex object.
Boo-hoo.
Imagine that.
Imagine that.
Like, I don't get any of these things.
Oh, man.
I have to earn everything.
I have to fight for it.
I don't have some chick just looking at me like I'm a piece of meat.
Love to be a fish.
I would love to be fetishized.
Can I buy some of that?
Where can I buy fetishize?
We're going to get that upload at.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, and it's just people.
And if you're somebody who's crying about fetishizing,
it means your life is going so good.
That's it.
You're searching.
You're searching for victimization.
Oh, these chicks just want to haunt me because they fetishize me.
Boo-hoo.
Unbelievable, dude.
And it's, and I get it because it's easy.
It's just easy to be like, everyone's mean to me because of just something I didn't do.
And it's like, I would love that.
Again, going back to all those protected classes that were created in the 80s and after World War II,
where you couldn't criticize them.
And if you did, it means you were a fucking fascist.
And you can't talk to anybody about this shit.
Like somebody that believes this that thinks they are, if at you, like, this is like violence to them.
I would love to know what is what would he like?
somebody somebody just liking me for me?
Yeah, just not too much.
Like, what is that mean?
Like, I don't even understand what fetishization is.
How many black guys did you date before me is the question?
It's got to be an even mix or I'm out.
Yeah, it's really unbelievable.
Actually, not even mix.
It needs to be proportionate to the mix and the population.
You know, there are white women who feel like when they date men,
they're civil rights leaders.
Like, they're the Rosa Parks of Dick.
Sorry about that, but it's just, she came and saw my show.
She knows.
I know what I was getting into.
Okay.
So it's like, it's just such an interesting thing.
And dude, like, you know, it's like, you know, I was asking Dylan this.
I go, Dylan, is it racist for me to say that I love watching black people watch magic?
Is that racist?
But someone would find racism in there.
But wouldn't it be the person that recorded it?
I mean, yeah, you're watching it.
So David Blaine is racist.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, because I get what you mean.
yeah, it's racist, I guess, that you're watching
and you're enjoying it. I'm not saying it's racist.
No, no, no, but someone's that.
I agree, but someone can say, oh, you're racist for
watching black people react like that
to a magic trick. Well, I was like, well, if we want
to get down to it, isn't David Blaine the racist
person for doing the magic? And putting it in front of us
just black people. It's literally called street magic.
Dude, like, street magic, dog.
You know what I mean? It's called street magic.
Like, he knew what he was doing, bro.
But it's like, let's say,
let's say I go, watching black magic.
Black people watch magic is magical, right?
So he'll be like, dude, that's racist.
But let's say Michael Jay goes up and goes, watching black people watch magic is magical.
People are like, oh, God, he's like so fearless.
He's just fearless.
I mean, he just, he's not afraid to say things that we all think, you know?
And it's like, that's my problem.
You're mad at the messenger and not the message.
And that in itself is like, like these super progress.
have convinced themselves you can't be racist against white people.
Like, just think about that.
You can't hate on a race that's so successful.
Well, if you don't like white people, that's racist.
But you've been programmed to over-over-run that logic that says that's racism.
But in the reason they do that because it allows them this outlet to throw their fucking hatred into something.
here's a class you can go after.
Just go after these people.
It's funny, too.
There's a whole generation of people studying this for semester after semester in colleges, too.
Like this very subject that you brought up.
There are people who are dedicating hours and hours of their lives,
writing papers about this kind of shit and like studying like why white people can't be read.
Think about that.
Like how different that kind of person is going to be from us.
And then what job are you going to get with that racial justice?
The university or whatever.
Yeah, that's it.
That's literally it.
Yeah.
You're lucky.
Yeah, there was a poster.
So because my town, the town that I'm in, it is, it's, it's, well, I'll just say it,
it's, it's, it's know about Brampton.
It's, it has a lot of Indian immigrants.
So we really, we're close to the airport.
And so we have, it's, I think, we're over 50%, well over 50% now Indian.
and my oldest son, his two best friends, one is a Punjabi kid, a Sikh kid, and one's a Muslim.
And they know me, like I drive them to school sometimes and pick them up.
And I'm not your average mother.
I'm not your normal mother.
And so I'm constantly, you know, sharing things with them that they would not normally be
information that they would not normally be exposed to.
So they were in English class and there was this bright yellow poster on the wall.
And I haven't memorized because I read it so many times because I lost my ever-loving mind.
They looked at the poster.
They saw what it said.
And they told my son that they were going to activate me.
They're like, we're going to activate your mom right now.
We're going to take a picture of this.
And we're going to email it to her.
And we're going to activate her.
And it was a saying from some American, thank you very much.
And it said that the virus of white body supremacy was developed in a lab in the Virginia Assembly.
and it has corrupted our entire world.
It is in the air we breathe, the food we eat, the water we drink.
It has infected our entire society.
It's all the white body virus.
The white body, white supremacy virus.
So they sent the picture, and they did activate me.
And that was another conversation that I had with the principal.
But the thing was, so the story.
So the school is predominantly, oh, that was it.
I found it.
That was it.
I found it.
There it is.
Oh, my God.
So that's at schools?
You walked into...
Where was that in a school?
Okay, I'll read it.
All of our bodies are infected by the virus of white body that's hyphenated supremacy.
The virus was created by human beings in 1691 in the laboratory of the Virginia Assembly.
It quickly spread throughout our continent.
infecting all of its people.
Today, white body supremacy
remains within all of us.
It's in the air we breathe, the water we drink,
the food we eat, the institutions that govern us,
and in the social contracts
under which we live. It is
in our bodies, and that is credited to
someone called a resma
Manakam.
Not even white.
Yeah, that's unbelievable.
It's mine.
Like, where did you, that, because the only
picture that exists is the one
that my son's friends took up because I went crazy on that and they put a gag order on the school
and nobody would talk about it.
Like I went to the school and they just bug-eyed, tight-lipped, couldn't say a thing,
which was fine because I wanted to do all the talking anyways.
But the thing is, my son is a minority in the school.
I mean, big time, big time.
It's there's probably, it's maybe 10, maybe there's 10, maybe there's 10,
white? Maybe, maybe. And so I just said, I said, is my son a visible minority in the school?
And they just, they just, they didn't know what to say. I said, do you understand what that is?
Is my son a visible minority in the school? Because I was taught that if somebody is a visible
minority, we have to work hard to welcome them and make them feel like they're part of our
community. I was taught that you have to try even harder to make them feel safe and to make them
feel like they're in a place that they belong. Can you explain to me how calling my son a virus is
contributing and fostering his camaraderie with his fellow classmates? Because as far as I'm
concerned, the opposite is happening here. And we are proud of our heritage. We are proud of the pioneers.
We are proud of our ancestors, which by the new definition,
means that we are white supremacist because if we are proud of our heritage, then we are considered white supremacist.
So now you have just put a target on my son's back. And what are you going to do to confirm that my son is safe in this now hostile environment?
And what did they say?
And it was like, it was, we can't talk about the poster. We can't talk about the poster.
We can't talk about it. So that was another two hour. It was another two hour. What's the ethnic break?
down to that school. How does it break down if your sons? Okay, it's probably, it's like 70% Indian,
10% white, and then like 5% black and then 5% Asian. No Mexicans? Yeah, Brampton is
it's Canada. It's Canada. And when you say Indian, you mean like natives, like whatever you call
natives? You know what I mean like Indian from India. Oh, okay, wow. From India. So we've brought in since
Trudeau, so in 2015, Trudeau increased our immigration to like, I don't know,
500,000 a year, and it's only India.
90% of our immigration comes just from India.
And there are a lot of reasons for that, and we'll talk about that.
But the thing about Indians, and here's the thing, okay, they all, they all, they all
came, so Trudeau Senior, people, a lot of people don't realize that, that Trudeau we just
had is the son of the, the really other bad, bad one.
So Trudeau's father, he was actually named.
by Anarchy Lucas as one of those Epstein kind of guys.
But he is the one that opened, he opened our country to immigration and he opened our country
to Indian immigration.
And we had a really good, we had a really good rule.
Like they had to have certain education and they had to have money.
And we had a really nice immigration system.
And we had a lot of Indians come to Canada that were wonderful for our country.
Like they just, they wanted to be a part of the country.
They assimilated.
They started businesses.
And everything has been great.
But for the last 10 years, Trudeau Jr. opened, just eliminated the laws, the rules, open the gates.
You don't have to speak the language.
Bring your grandparents.
Bring your grandparents.
So our health care is already, don't think the Canadian health care is good, all right?
Yeah, it's free because we pay like 80% tax.
But imagine an already taxed health care and then you tell every immigrant that they can bring their grandparents.
Why?
I don't know why.
So, but what has happened is so all of those, all of the kids of the parents who came here in 70s, their parents said you vote liberal.
Like Indians were going to vote liberal no matter what, which is your Democrat.
That's what they did with these guys.
These ones.
That's what they did with the Mexicans.
You can come here, but you got to vote Democrat.
Yes, exactly.
And that's why he flooded.
That's why he flooded our country.
So the Indians are Mexicans.
But the beauty of the Indians is they hate progressive politics.
So they like the fact that the Trudeau's let them in.
But they don't like the fact that their sons are being told they can be girls.
Like they're taught that like from kindergarten.
That is like Latinos.
Latinos are very traditional.
Yes, yes.
And I said, I believe that the immigrants in Canada are going to save our country.
Because the Canadians, we're just the boomers.
I am mortified by what the boomers have presided over.
Like they just, they're just destroying our country.
But the Indians are coming and they're working hard.
And they're like, wait a second.
Like, we were kind of sold a bill of goods.
We were told it was going to be easy to live here.
But the cost of living has gone through the roof.
This is not the land of milk and honey anymore.
And now they're mad because they're like, well, you had us come over here.
And this place is not nearly as good as we think.
thought, our children aren't speaking the language, our wives aren't cooking the food,
we were losing our culture, and you're teaching them some really strange things. So my town
flipped. It flipped from liberal to conservative. And I mean, it was a conservative majority,
and my town is, it's majority Indians. But I just, I love it because they're here,
but they don't feel beholden anymore to the liberal party because they're more interested in thriving
in this country than they are in honoring the guy that opened the door so i i like indians i love my i love
my my daughter's school is a very large population of indians and i've heard people go man there's a lot
indians here and i go i like it they're their family warranted dude they just want to educate their
kids and by the next generation they'll be american eyes they want your kids do good education
this guy's people they come here they work hard they're traditional then the next generation
still traditional, but they're more Americanized.
And then their kids are just
straight up white people. They're like,
they don't want to work. They play video games
all day, and they cry about racism.
It's like, Latino crowds are great, but they're starting to change.
They're starting to get super sensitive.
Even when I did your show, I did a couple of jokes.
Like, oh!
It's because they start going to school.
Yeah.
They start, they don't, once you're not working outside
with your dad and you got the privilege to go to a four year,
and then they're, there's that, that's that Mexican that you're talking about.
And again, it gets real fun when you can like cry about oppression.
It's like real fun.
It's like coming to a country and crying about how shitty this country is.
That's a lot of fun.
That gives you a purpose to wake up in the morning.
It's like it's just when you have when you have everything, you need something.
You need a purpose in life, the reason to get up in the morning.
And when you're born in your food, your shelter, your clothing, never going to go away.
You're set on that.
man
fighting oppression is so much fun
dude because there's no
real
goal line
again you look at the roast
everyone's making fun of everybody
you should be jerking off
your progressive lady dick to this
you should be so excited
we got fucking equality
but nope that's not it
because they don't want it to end they need purpose
and they just keep
I mean the progressives
the
progressives are the are the are the are the moon child of crowley right so so alicea
crawley he went to egypt and he did sexual sex magic and he communed with what he
believed was an Egyptian demon and this Egyptian god or demon told him that he was going to
bring about the new age of horace to the land and that and that he was
going to voice this this new age of horace so what the age of horace is
is is the inverted hero's journey.
So the, the hero's journey is, it's like, it's in so many different myths and stories.
The sun goes off, he leaves, he leaves his home, he goes off, he learns something,
he battles, whatever, he comes back, he's got new knowledge, and he continues to carry on
the kingdom.
He takes the kingdom, right?
The Lion King is actually the exact hero's journey, the ISIS, it's actually the Isis, Osiris,
and Set is the hero's journey.
The Lion King is the exact, it's the exact hero's journey.
And I feel like they did that.
They did that movie as a way to pay homage to Crowley because his idea was the inverted
hero's journey.
So what Crowley said was instead of the hero coming back with more wisdom and knowledge
and experience and leading the kingdom, the hero is going to come back, force the kingdom
to bend to his will.
And what he wants, whatever he wants, it's that do what thou wilt should be the whole of the
law.
So instead of coming back and leading the king,
kingdom, he comes back, he forces society to bend to his will, to believe his lies.
And then it's ushering in this new age of what he calls Horace, where everyone is their own
God.
Everyone only cares about themselves.
And you don't have this idea of a ship, right?
Like when a country is homogenous, or at least when we all have the same goal, you know,
oftentimes religion will bring us all together.
But if we are all on the ship, we know who the captain is, and we're all going in the
same direction, which is, you know, to be, to have a nice life, to have a family or whatever,
there's all, it's so much stronger when we're all moving. But the goal is to make every
single person an island. So instead of us all feeling like we're in this ship together and fostering
community, fostering relationships, focusing on what we have in common as opposed to what we have,
what our differences are, this is also why Disney doesn't have human friendships. Okay.
There are, so the, the human protagonists in Disney don't have a human friend.
It's an animal.
It's a candlestick.
It's a lion.
It's a monkey.
It's never a human.
And for all of these Disney movies,
there has not been an example
of a human-to-human friendship.
And I think that's a seed that they planted
because they don't want us to be friends.
They want us to be separated.
They want us to be balkanized.
They want to balkanize us
so that we don't have any common ground.
And they wanted to normalize the idea
of not having human friendships,
which also turned into not having human children.
right and said you get a pet you have a dog and that will that or a cat and that will fulfill you but you're
right this progressivism is completely designed to separate us and usher in this new age where
every individual person has their inner truth the the early Disney was external truth and now it's
completely inner truth and that's why this whole follow your heart instead of your your brain
is causing children to think oh if I feel it it's real
If all I have to do is feel it.
If I feel it enough in my heart, it's true.
And it's so dangerous because objective truth is so important.
And progressive don't have it.
They're losing their capacity to discern truth because they've redefined truth as being whatever it is that their feelings tell them.
And that's chaos, right?
When you talk about order and chaos, you know, if the order is when the masculine leads,
If you think about the feminine is the river, okay?
Sometimes it's calm.
Sometimes it's like raging.
But the masculine are the banks.
Okay, the man is supposed to be the banks of the river and hold steady and just be present in the moment so that the woman can be who she is.
You take those banks away and you have full chaos.
So the idea of a patriarchal society is one of order and the idea of the matriarchal where the woman is in charge, it's chaos.
And this is, they're taking us to chaos.
this idea. And also, I would note the New World Order, because they invert everything, I think
New World Order actually means old world chaos, because the old word chaos is when they were
sacrificing children and spilling all of this blood and worshipping all of these gods. And I think
that's the ultimate goal. I think the ultimate goal is Old World Chaos, not a New World Order.
Bring back Babylon. That's what they want. Yeah, right?
That's the greater Israel project.
And here's a crazy thing.
When you look at the fallen angels,
okay,
so like the book of the watchers in Enoch,
they talk about the fallen angels.
Then you look in Egypt, okay?
So the pharaohs were believed to be divine.
They were believed to have the hybrids.
So it believed that the pharaohs of kings were human,
divine hybrids.
And when you look at the hieroglyphics,
they're giants.
They're way bigger.
When they're imparting wisdom onto this,
the regular people, but they're smaller.
So there we have, so we have the fallen angels where these angels that came down and taught
man sorcery and magic and all that.
And now these Egyptian gods were doing it.
Well, they've now found in South America, have you seen the alien carvings that they're
taking out of Tula Hedagu?
Yeah.
So with the alien carvings, it's Egyptian gods that look like alien with the alien eyes.
I can't, I can't, you have to have the alien carvings guy.
Aliencarvings.com.
Ah, so, so I don't know, is that like the one story that they're, or is this like a common thing where we have these beings that come down and try to corrupt us and teach us these things that we, that we.
I don't believe in aliens.
You know, it's like giving a monkey and machine gun, right?
Yeah.
I believe in angels.
Right.
Right.
Well, I mean, that's.
But yeah.
Listen, your internet is going crazy right now.
I feel like we pushed it with the Trudeau.
and they're starting to lose their mind.
We're dropping too much truth here.
We started Disney.
We ended with white body of virus.
And then we ended with Disney again.
Absolutely great.
I thought I was going to be taking us on the tangents,
but you took us on the tangent.
That's all I do.
I can't wait to get yelled at by the listeners.
One more time.
Tell them where they can find you.
Okay.
So my TikTok is lease for truth, L-I-S-E,
the number four,
truth. My Twitter handle is my name is Convoy Karen because I got so sick and tired of being
called Karen on Twitter when I was when I was supporting the convoy that I claimed it. I just took
the name and as soon as I took the name they stopped they stopped calling me Karen. So I am now
convoy Karen on Twitter and lease for truth. I do that when they call me gay. I just run with it.
You're such a gay. I go yeah, king of the gays. I run the shit. Turn around.
I'm going to show you how gay I am. And they're like and then you just
move on. It's just, it literally
is that. It's like just call you
name if you own it. They fucking...
It goes from being a joke to
homophobic at that point. And they can't
be homophobic. You got him.
I dated it. I dated a demon once
and I told him, he actually, I
realized he was a demon. You can't tell us that at the end.
Yeah, how do you end with that?
I'll talk about it. But I
said to him at the beginning of the relationship,
just don't call me the C word. You can call
me anything, but don't call me
the C word. And so what did he do
every time we fought, he called me the C word, but it desensitized me. So it got to a point. I just didn't
care anymore. And, you know, I think that if we go back to the N-word, I think that probably needs to
happen. We need to get to a point where words just don't have an effect on it. Sam's working on.
I am literally working on that. That is my entire purpose. I'm not helping you with that.
There are some people out there trying, you know, but it's coming. And,
I don't think people are excited about that,
but it's a better place to be.
Whatever happens, you're going to be on the list of who got it back.
No, I will never get credit.
Some young, shiny person will come in,
get all the credit.
It'll be on the front of Time magazine.
The N-word is dead.
Yeah, and then it will show him.
And now people are like, you were doing that forever.
I go, welcome to my...
Michael Chekilled the N-word.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, great show.
Thank you so much.
It's just so much fun.
Looking forward to have you back on.
Okay, let's break down the episode.
episode. All right, what did you guys think of Lisa besides the internet?
Yeah, she must have pissed off some Indians, because that tech support is not serving her.
I know the Grimerica guys are going to hear what she said about the indigenous.
I'm going to get a stern call.
Yeah, that's interesting, huh?
That's a stern call. I'm going to get it. I feel it.
Well, and it's funny, I was reading online about it when she said that, and it does appear,
it's only been confirmed by ground penetrating radar up to this point, which has difficulty
distinguishing between skeletons
and rocks and just
earth been moved from
so they haven't actually confirmed the mass graves
with uh i mean kids are going to
die at a large school like they had thousands
the kids exposed to new diseases so they're going to be some deaths from that
so obviously they're going to be some graves but a mass grave is an entirely
different thing yeah 100% apparently they
they're that's where the debate is whether they've
confirmed those 17 million though 17 million to go dig it up i think you should at least
make a hole
at least act like you're not i mean it's not all it wouldn't all be a
It's like, listen, we know that what happened to the natives in America was really bad, right?
We know that.
Yeah.
But like, the First Nation people of Canada, I would be doing the exact same thing.
Give us your house.
They're like, what?
Dude, this is our territory.
Give us.
I would be shooting for the son.
Like that guy in Berkeley when he was like they were debating reparations.
He's like, the real.
numbers, 500 million. I would shoot for the fucking stars. Why wouldn't you?
Yeah, you should go back to Turkey and try to get some reparations from Turkey.
Good luck on that. They're going to put up with that. They'll give you a free hair job,
maybe if you want. Yeah, they'll give me a free hole in my head. That's what they'll give me.
See, what they should do is what I mean, what does America do? They give them the worst parts of
of the county. Like Indian reservations are like the worst. Like, Temecula is fucking hot.
That shit sucks. Yeah, but then they give them casinos. And then what's interesting is that,
you see the corruption within the tribes that the people run casino keep all the money.
They just keep all the money.
So it's like, yeah, I mean, obviously you go far enough in any group.
You'll see some darkness.
I'm not saying it.
And like white body virus.
It's like it was all the fucking British.
Like the British made all white people look bad.
And nobody here.
Johnny, do you have any British in you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So Johnny fucked everything up.
The rest of us are just hanging out
trying to be cool people
And your people are going around
Raping them out
It's like Irish, Scottish and English and Swedish
Spaniards
Spaniards fucks your shit up too
French did too
Oh you got some Cameroon in you
Who did the GADA test?
I'm wondering about that
My sister did
Oh really?
I want my brother to do it so badly
So I can find out
I'm gonna find out
I'm not fucking Sicilian
And I'll be so freaking pissed
Do you imagine you're not Asian?
Yeah, if I'm Armenian
That'd be so hard
See that my family literally came here from Armenia
And they were like, dude, we just passed through
And it was like, we just signed up Armenia
Because nobody was coming in on that country
That's so funny
It was the first on the alphabet
So we just checked the first box
And they were like, we were looking for Armos
Come on in!
Yeah, but Disney is crazy
Like how many times they killed the parents
And we say Disney is shorthand
But it wasn't just Disney
It was like Land Before Time was a movie that, I mean, that traumatized it shit out of me.
And that's where at the very beginning, the mother dies, the mother dinosaur dies.
I mean, it's, I can't watch it.
Think about it now without getting a little teary-eyed.
I mean, very-
Johnny, if you can cry, you'd be great for ratings.
You always say that.
Was that the first movie you cried to, Johnny?
I mean, if you remember, no, no.
I don't remember her.
Well, because my parents told me the first movie I cried to.
They took me to go watch Lion King, and I was like two or three.
And they literally said, oh, you cried when the-
A little bit. A little bit of faggot fucking three or four.
So the dad gets trampled.
The dad gets trampled by the antelope.
And my mom says, I start crying.
She said she felt bad for taking me to watch.
He's like, just cried.
And then you didn't want to be there no more.
I wouldn't take my kids to see that.
Like the first movie.
Yeah.
The Lion King.
That was the first movie they took you to was lying.
At a movie theater.
Mine was Dogman, which is a weird name, if you think about it.
Dogman?
Yeah, dog man.
It's about this man who gets to.
turned into a half dog and he fights crime.
It's a very famous kids.
I think my first movie was probably like Turner and Hooch.
I know what my first movie was.
It's not this one?
Yeah, that's dog man.
That's the one you watch?
No, that's why I took my kids.
That's my daughter's first movie.
Was it no, no, nothing like, nothing traumatic?
You could watch and be like, there's that, there's that.
Ricky Jervais did a great job in that.
Like, I was telling you about the Kung Fu Panda TV show,
about how there's a scene in there.
which the demons like, just sacrifice your children and I'll give you all your dreams.
It's crazy.
I think probably my first movie is Turner and Hootch.
What?
Yeah.
My dad would take me to see like fully adult movies.
Like I saw Blue Chips.
Remember that movie with Nick Nulte where he's like a basketball coach and they're like
bribing players?
I saw a river runs through.
Is that Shaq was in that?
Yeah, Shaq.
Penny Hardaway.
Yeah, it was great, man.
This is the movie you watched?
Turner and Hootch, that's not that bad.
Yeah, well, that doesn't, that dog gets really.
fucked up in the movie or something, I think, and then ends up saving it.
My first movie, guess what it was?
Peter Pan.
Oh, that's a pretty good one.
The one with, like, the woman playing the, like, the little...
No.
Like, it was the animation.
Oh, no, but there's a really old one where it's that live action where it's like a woman playing Peter Pan?
No, no.
What was that movie?
That one right there, down there, that's the one I saw.
Nope, over.
This one right here.
That one. That's what I went and saw.
that was the first movie I ever saw
in the movie theater
oh it was a TV movie in 1960
is the one that I'm thinking of where Peter Pan is betrayed
by a woman
I think that's it right there
right
is that the woman that
that butch lesbian
because I mean you've heard the theory of
Peter Pan how he's supposedly
taking the kids because he doesn't want to
he's the bad guy in the movie yeah that's what I mean if you watch the
but they get you to root for him
Hook is trying to stop him
Batman 1989
I might have seen that one too, actually, as a very young child.
Yeah.
So that explains why you're so fucked up.
That's why I love cinema because I started out with real movies, baby.
By the way, you watch like grown, grown, grown,
so you tell the one with Jack Nicholson in it was your, yeah, yeah.
So what you, when he goes, this city needs an enema, were you like, I don't know what that means?
No idea.
Yeah, I would have had no idea.
I mean, I was barely old enough to hold my own popcorn, probably in that movie.
So it's, uh.
Back when, like, like, those movies are.
Great, dude.
Oh, I love them.
I just showed my nephew, the Nolan Batman movies.
They're still great, man.
Every one of them.
Oh, yeah, dude.
They're the best superhero movies ever made.
Yeah, they were the perfect combination of, like, Hollywood magic and storywriting.
Yeah, perfect.
You know.
Nolan, I miss what happens when you let somebody real, like, real talent loose on even a, I think,
I hope the Odyssey is going to be good.
Johnny, do you think there's any chance the Odyssey is good when that trans is playing the guy
That's not confirmed, by the way.
That was a guess.
And then the black chick is playing.
That's not confirmed, the Oracle, right?
Yeah, but that's not confirmed.
That was speculation is what I saw.
We'll see if it's true.
I hope it's not true.
I mean, click that.
The Odyssey Facebook right there over.
Up, up, up.
There.
Click that.
Elliot Page is going to play Troy or some shit?
Was it top and bottom?
Like, who could be?
I could totally see that happening, by the way.
Yeah, and guess who's not going to go watch that movie?
Everybody?
If it gets good reviews, I will be there.
Johnny loves Trans.
His name is not Elliot Page.
What's his name?
No, I love great film.
Elliot Page is the name now.
It used to be Ellen Page.
Why fans think Elliot Page is playing Achilles?
Oh, Achilles.
Okay.
New rumors about, oh, Achilles, that's like a guy.
So Elliot Page, man, she's pretending to be a guy.
Why not?
It's just acting.
It's just more acting, right?
You're acting and you're acting.
It's like she's used to acting.
New rumors about The Odyssey,
Christopher Nolan's, blah, blah, blah,
suggests that Elliot Page could be playing Achilles,
the champion of the Trojan War.
Rumors have also claimed that Lupita Nyungo
is playing Helen of Troy,
which has already sparked backlash online,
including criticism from tech billionaire, Elon Musk.
Yeah, and even, this is the whole point
when people cry about blackface.
They're shoehorning black people
into traditional white roles.
Like, what are we talking about here?
Anyways, if you want traditional white roles,
go see Sam, go to San Jose.
Greeks were kind of swarthy, though, it'll be fair.
I mean, pretty dark-working people, especially back then.
You're filthy, Johnny.
This Monday, I am running my special.
It's going to be at the Hollywood Comedy Store, Belly Room, running it.
Please grab tickets.
Somebody grab a ticket, please.
I don't shoot my special.
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And we're going to stop here.
I've just added, I don't know what, I'm just, if you don't go back to the events.
That's fucking thumb.
That's fucking thumb.
I'm going to be in Miami.
Two nights.
Friday, Saturday night.
I'm at the Comedy Inn.
Two shows.
I don't know why this show.
Three shows, actually.
One on Friday, two on Saturday.
Come get weird.
Go back to the website.
I can spend a lot of time on it.
Johnny loves the blow-up doll for a mega fuck slut.
Mega fuck slut.
Get in my email, dude.
Get in my email list.
Please, I got shows coming up.
I'm going to be bang out
ton of fucking episodes
sorry guy I got so busy
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Johnny real quick
yeah how he's uh
crushing it over there
he's made some good calls recently
and we're all just waiting for this
breath apparently
according to howie there
yeah he was talking about
yeah tech tech is getting ready to head for a downturn
we all kind of feel that's the sense from howie
so you gotta be prepared
I think these AI centers are gonna start to
fucking crash and burn
I think people are so
over them. I think you're
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I thought Lisa was great
Sorry about the internet
It was going in and out
Because she's getting too true
Talking too much truth
Yeah, it's funny. She said she went to her friend's house for a better internet.
Maybe she should have stayed at home, it seems like.
I wonder. I wonder how that would have gone.
It's so crazy that she's dropping bombs and it just got worse and worse and worse.
Do you think you're ever going to have a two-hour conversation with a teacher at your school?
Okay, so I'm going to be honest with you.
So they had an after-school special, after-school event where the kids could go and learn pottery.
So Dana decided she just wanted to go there to make sure Billy was okay with it.
So she went there and these two people came in.
And the one woman's like, hi, I'm blah, blah, blah.
My pronouns are blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And these are six-year-olds.
And Dana told me, I'm like, out, out.
We're not doing it.
Out, out.
And she goes, she's so nice.
I don't care.
There's no reason for you to bring sexual shit up in front of six years old.
Okay? You shouldn't do it.
They're six.
Imagine trying to explain that to a six-year-old.
And Johnny, I say it all the time.
My kids are learning ABC's one, two, threes.
Transgenders, that's all advanced algebra.
Like, what are we fucking doing here?
Oh, it's not for now. It's not for now.
You're still explaining he, she, to them.
And you want to add they, them, and then like, well, they don't mean them.
We'd be like, you know how it is.
Well, them coming like.
I mean, my nephew's eight, and he was talking about.
out.
The other day, he said, my dad said, I came out of his balls.
It's kind of true.
He's got no understanding, though.
I mean, it's like, he's kind of, you came out of my balls.
I mean, he just asked the craziest question.
Because you're right, because I'm sure she has kids, that girl, the lady that she was talking
about her pronoun.
She's got kids.
You think she has kids?
The pronoun lady?
No, but she's taking care of some kids.
And then those kids might tell your kids is what I'm trying to say, even though, like, it's not.
It's like the kid who tells everybody.
Santa ain't real.
Yeah.
Some kids gonna tell your kid about pro-downals.
And again, it's like a friend of mine, a good friend of mine.
He had like one of his like 20-something-year-old relatives decided to transition.
And she told every, he put everybody this thing, put everybody in a text thread to a downstate.
And he even put like the 13-year-old girl in it.
And then in the text, he was like, she, he, she, whatever was like, what are your pronouns?
I want to send you art and my buddy lost it.
And it's like, no, man, don't do that.
They're kids.
Let them live their lives.
You want to do it.
He's like, you didn't support me.
It's like, get the fuck out of here, dude.
Get the fuck out of here.
You're talking that shit to kids.
That's like disgusting.
You chose your path.
Go have a good time.
I'm wishing nothing but happiness.
Leave the kids alone.
They don't need.
You're going to be offended if a kid calls you by the wrong company, dude.
It's all about subversion, dude.
I got subverted, you're going to get subverted.
You know, it's like the women in the Epstein.
I would be, I would just rather get rid of pronouns.
Like, honestly, let's just get rid of all the fucking pronouns.
They're not real.
We don't need them.
It's not real.
Nobody uses pronouns anymore.
Yeah, get rid of the fucking.
When you meet somebody is like, someone who uses pronouns now is like someone who refers
to black people as colors, you're like, we don't do that anymore.
Hi, I'm Johnny.
I have a dick.
How about that?
Yeah.
Well, that's what I've been saying we got to do with bathrooms now.
Dicks and Pussies
Dicks going here
Pussy's going here
It's not about gender
You solved the problem
Solved the problem
If you got a dick
You're going in fucking here
Yep
So
You know to find a way
What if I'm transitioning
What if it's in an in between
Dude show us your cut off dick
You gotta prove you cut your dick off
You got to keep it in like
Some fucking weird kind of wax
Or something
Yeah just put it on a necklace
Around
You gotta get embalmed
Yeah
Like a
a rabbit's foot. Pull it out. Here it is.
On your keychain. You know it's going to be a small
one. Yeah, no one cutting no big shit off. No one's
cutting a fat slonged off. Yeah, dude, it's all
these little ass things. Everyone's like just cutting off their
fucking injures.
I want to know it's the biggest one that's ever been cut.
The doctor's... I can't do that.
We're going to be here all day. Are you
sure? I'm going to need you to sign some extra paperwork
before we do it. He just gets out.
Two doctors get out and they just start
saw it. Just crying the whole time.
Just weeping. The guy's wiping away tears as
as they're so. It's such a beautiful dick.
I can't believe you're destroying this.
For a hole, you've got to put a plug in for the rest of the line.
Just put that in there.
Just gives it back to him.
He's like, stick that in there.
Like a John Bobbitt type comes in, you know.
We can stick it on him.
Let's just wait.
Whatever found out that like one guy that just transitioned,
somehow your body's chemicals match up and your body won't reject it?
And they're like, we just figured this out.
He just cut off like a fucking 10-incher.
I could sew it on.
I don't know if you could do that.
Let's say, could you do a penis?
No, yeah, because I was watching this documentary or this girl,
girls who chop off men's dicks.
And, yeah, I can get re-stitch on or whatever.
Well, they did it with John Bobbitt.
Yeah.
But penile transplants are experimental, highly complex surgeries,
performed only in extreme cases of tissue loss.
So it's true.
I'm talking about like somebody else's dick, like a transplant,
such as traumatic injury, you know, disease, severe surgical complications.
patients. While successfully performed a handful of times worldwide, this is not a routine procedure and involves significant ethical, what's the ethical, psychological, and surgical considerations, including lifelong immune suppression. So it's like getting anything else. The primary goal is restoring function, urination, and sexual function, and providing a sense of wholeness to patients who cannot undergo traditional reconstruction.
If you're an organ donor, that's in there.
All right, guys. Great episode. Blessings. A lot fun. Enjoy the highlights.
Here's a clip from the latest broken sim.
Tony did a joke that offended the other half of the easily offended about George Floyd.
This was Tony Hinchcliff on the Kevin Harvest.
You know, Kevin, they told me not to mention your kids on this roast, but I must say,
you did good. They've gotten so big, they now buckle Kevin up in the car seat.
It's true, he lost his gig hosting the Academy Awards because of some homophobic tweets,
but you'd be homophobic too if you were eye level with everyone's cock.
He got into a fist fight on a private plane,
proof that no matter how much money black people have,
they're still just going to act like ninjas.
He's fighting.
Like Bill Cosby, Hart is a black comedian from Philadelphia,
and like Bill Cosby, women don't know when Kevin is inside of them.
you've done good though Kevin the black community is so proud of you right now george floyd is looking up us at us all laughing so hard that he can't breathe
heaven god bless this room and god bless the united states of america so funny dude yeah yeah i think so too i think so too yeah
and now uh BLM has had their say they're close they did they just showed up
yeah they they took a break from their case where they're getting uh fucking arrested for um
they arrested for uh embezzlement to cry about a joke yeah that's it they they uh they weren't
getting enough headlines you know so yeah we got we got we got the funds aren't coming in anymore
let me see i just had the clip but it went away uh yeah it was some uh oh yeah here she is this this lady
somebody from BLM having her say here.
We can't take me.
No.
Ha ha.
Again, it is not a laughing matter.
We are here today to call your attention to the fact that an egregious, disgusting joke was made.
Dude, what a fucking world we live in, dude.
About to memorialize George Floyd for year six after.
his brutal murder at the hands of the Minneapolis Police Department.
Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of problems with this.
Yes.
We have young people in our community who were children at the time.
They're now teenagers still dealing with the impacts of the police killing of George Floyd.
Oh, God.
And instead of allowing our community to grieve in peace, to celebrate George Floyd in peace,
we have Netflix comedians making lights of the brutal killing of George Floyd.
It is unacceptable and it is unconscionable.
Tony Hinchcliff made a grotesque joke.
Saying that.
Oh my God, she laughed.
Oh, my God.
She laughed.
And he can't boy.
She even thought it was funny.
Tony Hinchcliff made a grotesque joke.
Saying that.
Dude, even she laughed.
Oh, God, dude.
These siops suck.
And he can't.
The sci up stuck.
When I saw the clip.
suck online and made me sick to my stomach.
We are here to declare today.
Sick from laughing, probably.
I mean, dude, even you laughed at it.
It was a great bit.
I don't get it, dude.
Just don't get it.
Like, do you really think we're buying that?
Like, how dumb do you think we are?
That is so fucking funny.
I mean, dude, you're gonna get your team.
That is a great new shirt.
The Psiop suck.
That's a great new shirt.
We should make that, dude.
We got to do that one.
We should make that.
Dude, these signs suck.
I mean, they're just lazy, dude.
She's laughing.
I mean, how do you?
Anyway, I'm so angry.
It's just crazy, dude.
It's just great.
I mean, dude, it's just absolutely insanity.
And I'll ask this, and I'm asking this on every podcast I'm doing.
Johnny, anybody in the chat, which I'm afraid to ask this to, but anybody, please explain to me what equality looks like.
Like, let's just say we achieve it.
What does that look like?
What is equality?
Because that rose seemed to be equal.
Everyone made fun.
Everyone up there's a multi-millionaire.
And everybody up there made fun of everybody.
Like, what is equality?
Anybody?
What does it look like?
A lot of those BLM people are millionaires now too after.
Yeah, they got four houses in white neighborhoods.
They're killing it.
Yeah.
I mean, like, what are we talking about here?
Yeah.
What are we talking about here?
It's like unbelievable.
What are we talking about?
Yeah.
What are we talking about right now?
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There's lizard people everywhere.
That's some interdimensional shit.
Wake up, Aaron.
This is only the beginning.
Dude, you just blew my mind.
Tim Foil hack.
