Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #996: The Untouchables: How the Elite Escape Accountability With Shaun Attwood

Episode Date: June 3, 2026

On the latest episode of Tin Foil Hat, special guest Shaun Attwood joins the show for a wide-ranging conversation exploring some of the most controversial stories and conspiracy theories of recent de...cades. The discussion covers allegations surrounding Prince Andrew and the late Jeffrey Epstein, claims involving powerful political figures and the case of Virginia Giuffre, questions about the relationship between Bill Clinton and Epstein, and long-running theories connected to the Central Intelligence Agency, the Mena airport controversy, and drug-trafficking allegations involving Barry Seal. The episode also revisits the scandal surrounding Jimmy Savile, examining how institutions and elites have been accused of enabling abuse and corruption. Throughout the conversation, Attwood and the hosts analyze these claims, controversies, and competing narratives from a conspiracy-focused perspective. Please subscribe to the new Tin Foil Hat youtube channel:  https://www.youtube.com/@TinFoilHatYoutube   Sam Tripoli's 5th Crowd Work Special "Hero Live From Batavia" Drops May 2nd On Youtube.com/SamTripoliComedy   Grab your copy of the 2nd issue of the Chaos Twins now and join the Army Of Chaos: https://bit.ly/415fDfY   Check out Sam "DoomScrollin with Sam Tripoli and Midnight Mike" Every Tuesday At 4pm pst on Youtube, X Twitter, Rumble and Rokfin! Join the WolfPack at Wise Wolf Gold and Silver and start hedging your financial position by investing in precious metals now! Go to https://www.samtripoli.gold/ and use the promo code "TinFoil" and we thank Tony for supporting our show.   Grab Tickets To Sam Tripoli's Live Shows At SamTripoli.com: Costa Mesa, Ca: 5/28  La Jolla, Ca: 5/29-5/30 Albuquerque, NM: 6/12-6/13 Austin, TX: 6/18 Miami, Fl: 7/31-8/1 Lawerence, KS: 9/17-9/19 Tulsa, OK: 10/9-10/10 Dallsa, Tx: Nov 7th (TrutherCon) Austin, TX: Dec 11th-13th   Please check out Word War Debate and the WordWarDebate Contenders Series: https://wordwardebate.com   Please check Shaun Attwood's internet: Linktree: https://linktr.ee/shaunattwood Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/@shaunattwoodOFFICIAL     Please check out Sam Tripoli's internet: Linktree: https://linktr.ee/samtripoli Sam Tripoli's Stand Up Youtube Page: https://www.youtube.com/@SamTripoliComedy Sam Tripoli's Comedy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samtripolicomedy/%20P Sam Tripoli's Podcast Clip Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samtripolispodcastclips/   Please support our sponsors:   BlueChew Gold is designed to help men improve both performance and arousal, combining ingredients that support blood flow and mental readiness so your mind and body are on the same page. If you're looking for more confidence and a better experience in the bedroom, check out BlueChew Gold at BlueChew.com. Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get a third month FREE with promo code TINFOIL. Visit BlueChew.com for details and important safety information, and thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast.   Helix Sleep: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to Helix Sleep dot com slash Tinfoil. That's helixsleep.com/tinfoil. This is their best offer yet and it won't last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now.      

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Starting point is 00:00:00 And what they do is they wait until these things die down, like with Maxwell, you know, she gets this big sentence. And I said the day she was sentenced, she will kick down some money to a high court judge, some back sheesh, and she'll get Bill Cosbyed out early. And what do we see happened? She's already been put in a soft prison with the puppy program. They're lining her up for early release. This is how sneaky these elites are. When the heat is on in the media, they pretend to do something about it, to shut the public up. but as soon as it quietens down, they let these people out early so they can commit more crimes.
Starting point is 00:00:33 They don't give a crap about the survivors. What the fuck are you guys who are talking about? Global controls will have to be imposed. And a world governing body will be created to enforce them. Welcome to tinfoil hat. We go deep, home boy. Eric, open your mind. Drink from the fountain of knowledge.
Starting point is 00:01:02 There's lizard people everywhere. That's some interdimensional shit. What, Aaron? This is only the beginning. You just blew my mind. Are you ready to get your mind blown? All right, guys, welcome the Tinful Hat live from the Wise Wolf Golden Silver Studios. That's right.
Starting point is 00:01:31 Wolfpack Gold. Just go to Samtripplea. Doc Gold, who's promo code Tim Foil, and you two can get in the Pressman's game for as little as $50 a month. Very excited. We are within, what is this? This is 994.
Starting point is 00:01:45 Four, six. Six away from the Big 1000th. You'd think we'd worked on something yet, but oh no, not this group. But very excited. Hope you can make it to Austin to draw. People are like, I can't get tickets. People drop out. You just got to wait and hope
Starting point is 00:02:01 and pray. But that's Business out of the way. Very excited. Oh, real quick, I'm going to be in La Jollaia this weekend. The only reason I haven't promoted it because I've been so busy. But this week at Friday Saturday night, I am in La Jolla, California, at the 50th anniversary of the La Jolla Coney Store. Honored that they asked me to do it.
Starting point is 00:02:20 Hope to see you there. Very excited to have this guest on today. He's been on before. He's got some of the best content on YouTube. His clips pop up all the time. he is a YouTuber and he is constantly going deep into the elite pedophile rings
Starting point is 00:02:38 and we're honored to have them please welcome the one the only Sean Atwood. How are you, brother? Oh man, it's a heat wave here but Prince Andrews balls are on hot colds right now it's just relentless the news about him over here not only the allegations against Virginia
Starting point is 00:02:56 which we could get into the origin of the island one in particular that the mainstream we're not reporting on but now he's been arrested for selling secrets to Epstein as an investigation. There was an allegation this week that at the Queen's Jubilee that he did something inappropriate. And every week, on and on and on it goes. And if you saw his face in the car outside the cop shop when he came out. I should put that on a t-shirt.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Real quick, Sean, before we get into all that, you're biting at the bit and I'm excited to talk to you about it. It's always a pleasure. Real quick, can you tell us a little bit about yourself and where our listeners can find you? Yeah, so all my socials. I've written 19 books, my channel, everything are under my name, S-H-A-U-N, Sean Atwood. I'll send you my link tree if you want to put that in the description. I've written a series of books exposing predators, royal predators, elite predators, Epstein, etc. The Clinton crime family, the Bush crime family, and on and on it goes.
Starting point is 00:03:59 What is really crazy to me, Sean, is how Europe seems to be taking way more action than America. And it's gotten to the point now where American, have you guys seen this? The American judicial system is letting these petos out early. One guy got busted sexually assaulting like an eight-year-old boy. He did 30 days in jail and then they let him out. what is it mental health grounds or something i don't know what it is but it's i mean we are in a bolshevik revolution in us in america they are trying their hardest to collapse the system and the best way to collapse the system is to get so people have no trust in the system and to release all the crazy
Starting point is 00:04:49 so no one feels safe so we beg for martial law that is in full motion right now it is not even they're not even trying to hide it and how about this and then I'll bring you back in, Sean. But so this one particular judge in Nevada, this dual citizenship Israeli, is released. She sent the guy who got busted trying to meet a boy in a pet of sting. She released him back to Israel. And she just released the Israeli that got caught with biolabs in Vegas. She just released him back to Israel.
Starting point is 00:05:27 That's great. unbelievable. Isn't there like a minimal sentencing for some of this bullshit? Shouldn't there be like at least five? You should get at least five for running a bio lab in the desert in Nevada. Yeah, I agree. But isn't it crazy? It's just like the, but going back to my initial point, Sean, is that it just seems like Europe is taking this a lot more serious.
Starting point is 00:05:50 More people are stepping down. More people are being arrested. Nobody's being arrested out here. What are your thoughts on why that is happening? So judicial systems across the world love pedophiles. I've interviewed a lot of survivors, and one guy, he was going to get sentenced for a crime. They switched the judge on it at the last minute.
Starting point is 00:06:11 He was expecting to get like five to 10 years. And the judge that they switched him to was a judge who'd bugged him as a child, and the judge ended up giving him 20 plus years. So they gave slaps on the wrists to these rapists, chomo, sex offenders. When I was incarcerated, there was a thing called. convict justice in the general population in Arizona they want to do your paperwork as soon as you walk in and they're asking you you know what we read your
Starting point is 00:06:38 paperwork and if you've got any crimes of that nature on your paperwork it's KOS kill on site so do you think the Queen's favorite son Prince Andrew is ever going to get extradited to the state and end up in the general population prison yard with the Irving and brotherhood prison gang facing some convict justice no he's not we have seen the arrest of him him yeah and that people applaud in that but all they did was through some red meat to the public because the situation heated up so much more and more revelations are coming about Andrew every single week and what they do is they wait until
Starting point is 00:07:12 these things die down like with Maxwell you know she gets this big sentence and I said the day she was sentenced she will kick down some money to a high court judge some back sheesh and she'll get Bill Cosbyed out early and what do we see happened she's already been putting a soft prison with the puppy program they're lining her up for early release this is how sneaky these elites are when the heat is on in the media they pretend to do something about it to shut the public up but as soon as it quietens down they let these people out early so they can commit more crimes they don't give a crap about the survivors I interviewed
Starting point is 00:07:46 Epstein victim number one she's in the same room as Pam Bondi the Pamboni was like a gargoyle wouldn't even look her in the face you think this woman who's been for all the files and understood the plight of the survivors would say look props you guys you're brave keep up the good work wouldn't even give them the time of day they are careerists egoists narcissists and paedophile enableers or participants in these evil acts the lot of them my favorite thing is how everyone is trying to convince you that pam bondi is john bernay ramsi have you ever seen that way so now it's come out that uh pam bondi has like uh turbo cancer or some shit like really? Yeah, she's just announced that. And who knows if that's real?
Starting point is 00:08:31 That's sympathetic, trying to get some, you know, everyone to feel bad for her. Maybe trying to get her to get her to Valhalla. Or trying to get rid of her because she knows everything. Because what people need to understand is like, Pam Bondi is the, is the AG that gave Epstein the sweetheart deal in Florida. That's why she got promoted.
Starting point is 00:08:50 It's like 9-11 where everyone was in control of air traffic, completely botched it, botched it. Like, oh, mistakes. are made or they went according to plan and they all got promoted they all got promoted it's the same exact thing but there seems to be in europe maybe because the history of revolution of revolution after revolution uh less tolerance of the elites i'm not expecting anything to happen to andrew pern san you andrew he's like one of the elites of the elites um but i just feel like you guys are dealing with this way better than we are.
Starting point is 00:09:30 I don't know why, but it just seems you put up a less shit than we do. Well, if you've got less influence of Prince Andrew, they just wipe you out. Look at Jean-Luc Brunel. He was the second in charge procurer after Maxwell. He was arrested in France. He's in the French prison,
Starting point is 00:09:46 and he gets suicided in the exact same manner as Jeffrey Epstein. No autopsy there. No information given to the public there. They don't give a F in France. They just snuff you out right away. So he knew a lot about what was going on in Europe with the elites and we'll never get to hear that just like we won't get to hear what Jeffrey do. And I did correspond with Jeffrey's cellmate, Nicholas Tar Taglione, the cop, who murdered all those people.
Starting point is 00:10:13 And I said, you know, there might be a quid pro quo back then where they would reduce his sentence from the death penalty. And they'd let him out, you know, a bit earlier for doing the deed on Jeffrey. and Jeffrey even appeared in court and said that Tar Taglione had made an attempt on him. Whether they let Tar Taglioni back in after they moved him out to finish the job, who knows? And there's so much, if you break down Jeffrey Epstein's behavior in Florida after he's convicted, he didn't change anything. He was moving all he wants. He wasn't checking in.
Starting point is 00:10:50 He had like chauffeurs bring girls to him. he would bang them in the car in like a you're like in like I don't want to say federal buildings but in places he shouldn't be doing it and so then the whole thing with Trump happens which is such an interesting dynamic because you know Trump is credited with kicking a lot of this off like there you know the whole thing was that they want to expose how not how much money he really didn't have like he was actually paper rich cash poor and like, you know, his, his ego is so big that he kind of kicked off this war with Epstein, but then Epstein is kind of what is taking him out at the same time.
Starting point is 00:11:35 It's like, in a weird way, watch what you wish for in a weird kind of way by starting this whole thing. Yeah, we interviewed a few, one of the cops actually from the Florida Police Department, Joe Mark Duggan, and he said his colleague, Joseph Rekir, when they raided Epstein's property, they knew if they gave the evidence to the superiors it was just going to be invisibleized so they made copies of it Joseph Rukery died mysteriously in his 50s as though it was the turbo cancer you referenced earlier and then John Mark dug and he got raided he got so scared he went on the run in Russia where he is to this day so the lower down cops who were well-being who knew we got this evidence we
Starting point is 00:12:13 gathered it we're going to give it our superiors they knew they were fucked and this is how the elites hold everything down so we never see that to full disclosure what's happened there it's the donor class isn't it democrats republicans donor class holds the purse strings so if it's bill gates kicking down money to both sides richard branson you know these guys were they revealed a little bit of them in the latest release but imagine what they're not telling us in all these files they still haven't released yet so no matter what politician gets in power they're going to bow down to the donor class and then you've got the intelligence agencies the enforcement arm of that so if anyone gets
Starting point is 00:12:53 out of line, they're going to get whacked. Yeah, I don't even know why we consider them intelligence companies. They're just basically private security for the elites to clean up any mess and also destabilize any area they want to go in and basically steal
Starting point is 00:13:09 all the natural resources. They're literally attack dogs for the elites. I mean, we've seen the FBI cover up multiple pedophile rings, whether it's a Franklin scandal, whether it's the finders. I mean, it's so crazy how every, hey, listen, it is both sides of the aisle.
Starting point is 00:13:31 You know, this notion, it's so crazy how the Democrats in America didn't give a shit about pedophiles until, you know, Trump was associated with it. Now they just completely talk about Trump. They don't talk about their side. When like in, like, I think it was 2019, Hillary Clinton had four to five. I think it's four. It might be five. Different associates.
Starting point is 00:13:53 on trial for child sex trafficking. I mean, it is absolutely insanity because that, that action of committing crimes against children is the initiation into the highest levels of power. It is almost like gang jump-ins. You got to kill somebody so that we have something on you because you'll have something on us. So that's kind of how it works. So this is the crime, the worst crime of all crimes.
Starting point is 00:14:23 And it's super interesting to me because I don't know if you have this across the pond, Sean, but we have petto hunters on the internet and they're doing great jobs. I'm not saying that what they're doing is wrong. It's really good work. But it's like these are all low level guys. And it also gives the illusion of that they're doing something against pedophiles. Well, you're just arresting broke pedophiles. That's really people who live with their parents still and all this shit.
Starting point is 00:14:52 I'm going to say something that people may not agree with. Most of them seem to be on the spectrum. They don't really have a lot of social skills. Not saying what they're doing is okay, but it's like super low-hanging fruit. And, you know, these are the guys who get 10 years. These are the guys get the big ones. And then, you know, the actual elites, the judges, you know, throw out the case and do all that is definitely two tiers of justice. And it's crazy.
Starting point is 00:15:20 Do they have pedophile hunters in England? like they're just giant YouTube channels in LA. They're huge. Yeah, we've got loads of pedophile hunters here, and there's been all kinds of problems with the law over them. And I've done collaborations with Chris Hansen, who was a pioneer of this, is to catch a predator to do some brilliant work,
Starting point is 00:15:38 billions of views on his stuff. Going back to what you said earlier, though, I believe through my research, to get to the top of politics, you've got to be compromised. Whether it's Trump, you know, in the changing rooms, at the beauty pageants with Epstein
Starting point is 00:15:50 doing God knows what, or Clinton, you know, Clinton managed to parlay his association with the Bush crime family and the CIA into the White House. They picked the Arkansas to do the drug drops, Maynard, et cetera, Barry Seal, because Bill Clinton was the sleesiest, most corrupt governor in the all of the states. I mean, he was going around, coked up, frenzied, raping women, Hillary would find out where these women lived, and their pets would be murdered, people would be thrown off balconies, etc. There's nothing going to stop their rise to power. He had a penchant for going out with plus sized ladies of the night who were ladies of color who would humiliate his shrunken coke dick.
Starting point is 00:16:31 All of this stuff. This isn't out the clear. I'm getting all these accounts from his security, his state troopers, the ones who are still alive or are not hashtag Clinton body count. The guys who bodyguarded him, they give all of these accounts of how ruthless, evil and depraved the Clintons were. I talked about this on Joe Rogan's podcast, but Don the hypnotist has worked with people who were part of Hillary Clinton's security detail. They said the things that they saw her do were this unspeakable. Children will go in the room and never come out. You know, it's just, and it's an inability to understand that.
Starting point is 00:17:12 And the way we project our views of our mothers and our fathers and our brothers and our sisters on the people we don't know. and that's how we compartmentalize what they're doing. My mom wouldn't do that. Hillary wouldn't do that. You're like, I mean, just in the world of like entertainment, the level of psychopath you have to be to make it to that fucking level. Like some people walk through it and other people's just lie, cheat, steal, and stab to get there. And just so just imagine politics and how dirty that shit is.
Starting point is 00:17:46 It's like a dirty game, dude. But she's doing it for women's rights. Yeah. All the women who ended up in cages when Libya became the human trafficking capital of the world? What about all the women who Bill Clinton essayed and raped and signed NDAs, the women that Trump bought when he was debating Hillary who couldn't say anything, but they all sat there stirring Hillary down. They don't give a crap about human rights.
Starting point is 00:18:14 All they care about is their own self-aggrandizement and power plays. regardless of your religion or whatever it is, but at the very top, they look at us like cattle. Oh, yeah. They think we're basically cattle. The way I say it all the time, but the way Joe Rogan talks about hunting elk is how these elites look at us. You know, they're doing us a favor. You know, they're taking us out, treating us. That's why, you know, the IDF and the way they filmed their crimes, it's like, because they literally look at us like we're freaking cattle, dude.
Starting point is 00:18:48 That's it. That's why they spray the skies with poison. That's why they poison our food. That's why our culture is poisoned. It's literally like it's thinning the herd. It's cutting the grass. That's exactly what they do. And like our children are their fodder and they just don't care.
Starting point is 00:19:07 They just do not care. So let's get into what you, some of the things you wanted to talk about. I wanted to talk about the, I wanted to talk about, you want to get into Prince Andrew and him on the island. Can you tell us a little bit about that? Yeah, because we all hear about the famous photo of Andrew and Virginia.
Starting point is 00:19:30 And I even went to that property and filmed at it like six years ago, which ended up putting me in the Epstein files. But what the mainstream media never report on is the third allegation that Virginia made against Andrew. And that was on the island. And she said they were at a swimming pool. naked it was an orgy there was Andrew Maxwell Epstein and Jean Lou Brunel Jean-Luc Brunel you know Epstein both he slept with over a thousand girls through the Jean-Luc Brunel pipeline the feds were fast-tracking these women in with visas into the pipeline
Starting point is 00:20:05 you know US government totally in on it as usual and Epstein even boasted that John Luke Brunel had given him 12 year old triplets as a birthday gift and he commended them on the all oral sex skills. So Virginia said that they were all joking around, you know, saying all these depraved things. And a lot of the girls in though looked underage that were in the swimming pool, East European girls couldn't even speak English. And the predators were joking. They were the easiest ones to do these horrific things too because they don't speak English and, you know, what they're going to do about it? And it's true because, you know, we've heard English-speaking women that were survivors speak out. But can you imagine all the
Starting point is 00:20:47 girls that they got from these poor countries they went up to the families and said we're gonna make you a model come with us you know you're gonna live a life of luxury glitz glamour etc and then did these girls go missing who's even gonna know about them how many of them have been unalive it's sickening I interviewed Juliet Bryant she's out of South Africa she was a teenager when they procured her into the mix and she was flying around with Bill Clinton Maxwell Kevin Spacey Epstein across Africa and they were going across Africa because they were doing all these charitable deeds while they were raping her behind the scenes so they used
Starting point is 00:21:27 this cloak of charity Clinton Foundation classic example you know while they go around and the true agenda is just to destroy young people's lives they're terrorizing them they're feeding off their energy the lusche and you know it goes all the way to things like the cult of Barley had a guest on today who really broke it down about the human sacrifice side of that whereby they get the children you know they're really terrified and it's at that point where the most terrified they extract the most energy from them but the God Barl you know if you go back to the beginning of it he wanted the community to sacrifice their
Starting point is 00:22:04 children so that the crops would grow and they wouldn't starve and they wouldn't get raided by rival tribes and all that and they were adjusted back then to believe they were doing the right thing by giving their own kids up to these practices and even when they tried to buy other kids to do it with or breed specifically to have these sacrifices then the priests ruled that because the sacrifices weren't as great BAL was displeased and you must go back to giving your own kids up and even the elites the elite kids it's even more
Starting point is 00:22:39 beneficial to sacrifice their kids so this is you know thousands of years ago but this is evolved over the ages We've seen Mollock, we've seen Bohemian Grove, and we suspect, look at the Epstein files, we've got the bank account ball, that these practices were committed by these elites. There's cannibalism. We saw in the files, you know, talking about shrimp, jerky, pizza, all of that kind of stuff. So you can imagine behind the scenes how bad this is, just from what we know now, but can you imagine what we don't actually know what we can only imagine? Yeah, it's kind of crazy. so I'm in this weird chat.
Starting point is 00:23:18 It's not weird. It's great, but it's deep, dude. It's called Sam Tripoli, T-P-E-U-S-A. And I had the fight to get into a group that just was named after me. And they finally brought me in, you know, because Kurt didn't have any clue out to add people. And, bro, this thing goes so deep. It's like I have to Google stuff just to understand what they're talking about.
Starting point is 00:23:42 And they've been talking about how, you know, Like even way before Abraham did, way before the Abrahamic religions. You know, we have this weird thing where we kind of look at the past. We either look at them as dumb cavemen or if you believe in like, you know, hidden history that they were like super duper, like technology and all this stuff that was wiped away by a flood and stuff like that. But if you really, you know, you study it like way back in the day, everything was about sacrifice. and sacrificing to children.
Starting point is 00:24:17 So what I've always said, and like the, you know, they were basically talking about how these elite death cults just took over these religions. That they started out as one thing, and then these, through cloak, they kind of came in and took it over and veered it more towards this dark side of, like, child sacrifice, animal sacrifice and child sacrifice. And it's like they were doing that way back in the day, too, sacrificing to gods. It's like insane to me.
Starting point is 00:24:47 And now you see that. And I've been saying this forever. It's all Babylonian. And at the end of the day, the old gods want to come out and play. They're tired of sitting in the background. They want to be worship. They want sacrifice.
Starting point is 00:25:00 And that's this kind of push now in front of everybody. And even to the point of like, what are you going to do about it? No, it's because if the elites for thousands of years have thought that that's how you get power, why would you all of a sudden stop? Yeah, 100%. Why would you just stop?
Starting point is 00:25:15 Why would you just give up what everyone's been telling you, whatever elite's been telling you? If you do this, you get these powers. And the access to power, too. I mean, like you brought up the European girls, the Hottie sisters, right? I think that's their names. The Palestinian supermodel sisters have been coming out against Israel. But they're in the Epstein Files as being the most willing and submissive.
Starting point is 00:25:37 Like, they would literally, they would talk about, you know, backdoor action with them. this didn't say nicely, but they were totally down with all that. And it's how do you get to the highest levels of power? You know, it's like these Victoria Secret models, yeah, they're the most gorgeous girls on planet Earth, but do you think they're the only most gorgeous ones? Like, why are they in there and why is this other girl not allowed to be a part of it? Well, I wouldn't doubt if those women allowed them to do insanely crazy shit to them. Yeah, with the ball worship.
Starting point is 00:26:12 then the main method of sacrificing the babies was through fire. They would burn them alive. And the mothers weren't allowed to cry. Otherwise, it would cancel out the effects of sacrificing the babies. So in some circumstances, they would have music playing to drown out the cries of the mothers. In other cases, they would use knives and try and kill the babies before they burnt them. And you're right, you know, about the hierarchy. Because we didn't do the guy called Craig Lund.
Starting point is 00:26:41 don't know if you had him on yet satanic big tech he was in silicon valley and he rose up the ranks and he said in the beginning he would go to the bar with the fellas do the coke the strippers etc and every time it was incremental what you were getting into and he got to the top of it and he couldn't say what he did he didn't want to incriminate himself but he said the guys who were promoted in silicon valley were the guys who went all the way so i've had to ask myself you know what is the motivations of doing this stuff and you've got this camaraderie the bonding we're all doing this stuff together we're all you know compromised but we can all the way with this and you've also got the honey trap side of it like with Epstein
Starting point is 00:27:27 then you've got the guys who are just the pure psychopaths who are getting off on doing these most horrific things the kids on aliveing them even and at that maximum point of anxiety for the child, that is what they are finding the most orgasmic. So there's all these different motivations we found out through our interviews that are causing these things to happen even in the present day. Yeah, it is really, really crazy. I mean, if you take a look at open AI, right? Johnny, it was Sam Altman.
Starting point is 00:28:02 Yes. Sam Altman. I mean, the man's accused of doing horrific stuff to his sister. and then one of their quote-unquote whistleblowers turns out dead and they say it's a homicide and he just keeps getting more promoted. I mean, just keeps moving farther and farther up to power ranks and more and more secure. And if you just like, again, when we talk about all these famous people, how there's like a famous death in their family, somebody or in their band or whatever,
Starting point is 00:28:33 somebody dies. Kanye talks about them, sacrifice. his mom, you know, stuff like that, you know, all this darkness leads to them being at the biggest, highest levels of their, their industry. And then you have the ones that just they'll transition their kids as a, you know, a sacrifice in that way to the elites. Hey, look my, I have, Megan Fox has three trans kids. That's statistically impossible. doesn't make any sense.
Starting point is 00:29:08 It makes no sense at all. So it's a sacrifice of being able to eventually produce children. It's a sacrifice of your life. It's a sacrifice of children in one way or another to the highest levels of power. You know, the highest levels of power. And even if you get into this war, you know, Johnny, I owe Johnny an apology. Johnny very early on was like, something's off with this war. It doesn't really make sense.
Starting point is 00:29:37 Are they really bombing Israel? Is Iran really bombing Israel? I see this video, a 24-hour feed of Tel Aviv. Nothing's happening on it. There's no, nothing, you can't see anything going down. I'm like, whatever, Johnny. But more and more, I just start thinking that all the elites are in on it together. You've read some great points there.
Starting point is 00:29:59 Two emails came to mind then. So, you know, they closed ranks in the beginning, like we saw with Epstein, with the sweetheart deal with Acosta. and a classic example of that was the Richard Branson email whereby he was proposing that Bill Gates come out and issue a statement saying Jeffrey's a great guy yeah he's a horny guy he had sex of a teenager big deal you know guys do that and if Bill Gates has got his back it'll it'll all go away and Epstein will be able to move on so yeah they totally close ranks until someone becomes such a liability they got to stuff them out the other email it came to
Starting point is 00:30:36 to mind when you were speaking there was the email between Epstein and the top I think he was like a molecular biologist or something and they were talking about the creation of a hermaphrodite they got a lab in the Ukraine where they're doing gene editing and all this stuff and he was talking about having the best of both worlds sexually by creating this baby with both of these parts and they said they've been watching you know videos of hermaphrodite how how pleasing it is sexually to to be like that so they were all about trying to manufacture these babies for these purposes. Yeah and then and then the third thing
Starting point is 00:31:12 you touched on there was Iran. Oh my goodness. I mean if you go back to the 50s where Iran had a democracy with Mosadegh, and it was the British Empire, the precursor for BP, Mosadec nationalized oil and the English were like, we're not having any of that, you know, we're going to do a bit of regime change and I think most of it actually wrote to America saying that you know the British are twats but I plead you know I urge you from your humanitarian side to support what we're doing but Alan Dulles stepped in and it went all about regime change and it's exactly the same it's the exact same script that they're doing today they just ferment rebels they have agent provocateurs
Starting point is 00:32:00 they say that people want to be liberated and then what did they do they do They did the regime change, they put the Shah in charge of King of Kings, and they were training his secret police to cut people's noses off and hang people up on meat hooks. The deep state does not give a shit about the people of Iran or any of these countries. They would rather mass murder the entire populations, bomb the crap out of them, make millions, billions for the military industrial complex, rebuild it, make billions more for Halliburton. And everyone's collateral damage, like you say, the public are cattle, delioms, went on from Iran to Guatemala hundreds of thousands dead in the killing fields of
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Starting point is 00:37:58 It really is about satanic rituals of sacrifice. And, you know, we just had our friends from Shiba News Network. Come on. Johnny, we record. Skiba. Excuse me, Skeba. Sorry about that. We thought you were doing ecstasy, so we didn't invite you to do the episode.
Starting point is 00:38:19 XG. Sorry about that. But he brought up this really great thing, Sean. I think you might find interesting. and that is that he found these verses in these biblical texts, right, Johnny? Yeah, extra biblical, yeah. Extra biblical. That's why I wanted to ask you.
Starting point is 00:38:38 Extra biblical texts. And it was basically along the lines of this belief that if the number of souls on earth hit a certain number, that that would kick off the actual end of days and the judgment of Satan. and that, you know, this, this, this abortion, these wars, this, all this stuff, all that stuff, end up keeping that number down. So it never really happened. And we never really get to that number. It was very interesting to me. So if you go, Sam, what is war about?
Starting point is 00:39:18 Everyone's like, it's about oil. I go, well, we find oil everywhere. And America has more oil than the Middle East. I think it's all about sacrifice. I think it's all about I think it's all about sacrifice and destroying the old world so we don't know where we came from,
Starting point is 00:39:34 how powerful we can truly be. But it's really about sacrifice. I mean, everybody's talking about Palestine right now, and we should be. What's happening there is one of the saddest things we've ever seen. Also, what's going on in Lebanon. But, I mean, nobody talks about the Ukraine.
Starting point is 00:39:51 I mean, the Ukraine, 1.5 million white Christians have been just thrown. thrown into the meat grinder and killed. And it's like everyone's like, you know, Putin's fighting the New World Order. Or he's just a character in it and he knows where the power and the money is really at. And if he plays ball, he gets a seat at the table. You know, I mean, like 1.5 million people dead.
Starting point is 00:40:16 And nobody really even talks about that from this angle. I mean, this is how crazy they are. They're nominating Zelensky for Nobel Peace people. prize so they had peace Ukraine and Russia years ago and Boris Johnson went out there and the Seoul Zelensky keep fighting we've got your back etc and it came out here in recent months that just prior to that Boris Johnson had received over a million dollar contribution from a drone manufacturer to keep the war going so again vested interest but the biggest scale of it I agree with you entirely it's
Starting point is 00:40:56 power geopolitics cult worship you know it's it's just that one and a half million people dead in Ukraine is a blood sacrifice they're propping up that side to keep the fighting going and there's no young people left we're seeing them get grabbed shoved in vans and and sent off to the meat grinder I know people who've been out there they're telling people say goodbye to your families as you go to the meat grantly because you're not never going to see them again and well we got Zelensky this guy who's playing the piano with his pecker who was a comedian who was a TV it was a TV show guy who was a cokehead who was selling
Starting point is 00:41:33 the weapons by them was selling into the cartel so he could get his kilos of coke it's it's crazy town absolute crazy town but yeah the most money is siphoned off by war what did julian asange say it's just a big money laundering scheme and by keeping it going you know they're making even more and their blood sacrifice it even more young people but what they're going to do when there's no Ukrainians left kirstarmer here this scumbagabag he's got the lowest ratings in the history of prime ministers he's already spouting off about sending the young people of england to go to the meat grinder because you know put the dat putin the damn communists are coming put in etc which i've been hearing since i was a kid people were building
Starting point is 00:42:13 bomb shelters shelters when i was going up because the russians were coming how long are they going to be able to just go go along with that BS to keep everybody fighting so we're going to huddle up and look up to our government to our leaders i mean Kea Starla right now he's got this case right where these Ukrainian rent boys which is Cockney slang for male prostitutes. Three Ukrainian rent boys were arrested and they're in trial for fire bombing on different dates various properties and cars belonging to Kea Starma. So the mainstream media's not reported on it over to say that they're at trial.
Starting point is 00:42:53 The big question is what are these male models, these grinder kids, doing at Kirstama's properties in the first place. How did they know about it? Is he diddling them? Just like the presidents of the United States are doing these things. Is Kirstarming on it as well? It bloody well looks like he is. If you've seen the state of him.
Starting point is 00:43:13 Hold on, Sean. Are you telling me they set gay hookers into terrorize people? Is that what it is? So two of Kirstama's properties and a car were fired. bombed in separate incidents and then they didn't arrest like arsonists and you know career criminals for it they arrested these male model rent boy characters if you go on on google and just put in you know BBC Keir Stam and arsonists you'll see pictures of them they look like they fresh out the gate bar they got the plucked eyebrows and all this
Starting point is 00:43:45 stuff and these kids are on trial now these kids are on trial now for targeting his properties how did they know to target his properties what kind of a beef did they have with of Kirstam in the first place. Holy shit. And he not paid his bill? His bill? Holy shit. That is crazy, dude.
Starting point is 00:44:05 So the intelligence agency here has issued a D-Notice on the media, which means report on this at your peril. Really, dude. That is crazy. Terrorist Twinks, dude. They say terrorist twigs.
Starting point is 00:44:19 They're trying to kick Kirstriammer out, and he's hanging on by a Fred right now. honest this this maggot you just look at his face he's waiting for his next download from the new world order he's just an total parasite everything he says no one believes anything he says honestly he's got to go but he's just he just refuses to go but sadly you know we can throw apples and carrots and stuff at him and rejoice when he does goz but what they're going to do just replace him with the next person is just going to implement their agenda and he has been
Starting point is 00:44:50 involved with this these satanic pedocults since he was a little boy. I mean, he was, isn't there pictures of him with Jimmy Salvo? So, Kirstama pops up in a lot of suspicious places. When Jimmy Saville, when reports came in about Jimmy Saville to investigate him, etc. Stama was in a legal position within the government. I think it was Crown Prosecution Service. He was ahead of it. And he ordered that Saville not be investigated. There was also there was also some stabbing this nutcase stabbed a bunch of girls in Southport near Liverpool that were at this dance class this radicalized guy and then Starla went up there pretended to cry for the girls and the people like this guy's so phony but then it came out that
Starting point is 00:45:40 Starma was involved in bringing the kids parents over I think it was from Rwanda and there's allegations of there was genocide and stuff and they were involved i don't know but anyway starma keeps popping up in all of these really diabolical places king charles as well you know jimmy savel was one of uh he was just waltzing and out of buckingham palace he had all access uh mount batten was the one who brought jimmy savel into the fold and mount batten was king charles's mentor mount batten was also buggering boys dressing them up in soldier outfits etc all documented in uh by american intelligence and Saville for decades he got away with it I've got a documentary on YouTube people watch it afraid to call Untouchable Jimmy Saville also written a book Untouchable
Starting point is 00:46:30 Jimmy Saville and Saville would throw a lunch club for the Leeds police force every week which was the jurisdiction he was domiciled at and whenever there was a report about Saville across the UK about his evil deeds the protocol was the report had to go from police Department A to Leeds Police Department and the guy at the Leeds Police Department that was incoming for these reports was a member of Saville's lunch club so none of these reports saw the time of day and he was so arrogant Saville he was in his Rolls Royce and a police man knocked on the door he had an underage girl next to him and he looks the cop her up and down he's like she turns 16 at midnight what the fuck do you want if you don't want to lose your job you better get back
Starting point is 00:47:18 to the cop shop kind of thing and he's looking in and the cops like you know you guys okay you guys sam was like on your way fuck off and then the cop goes back to the cop shop and says his experience i just had with jimby sam what should they do about it and they said yeah if you say anything about him we will all lose our jobs keep your mouth shut this was a guy on a papal knighthood knighted by queen elizabeth he was a freemason the freemasons at his funeral his coffin was buried at a 30 foot three degree angle facing the coast. Whoa! He was best buddies with Margaret Fatcher.
Starting point is 00:47:56 He would go in and out of the prime ministers, 10 Downing Street. And this was a guy from the north of England like me, humble origins, coal mining area. He was down the mines as a young person, became a DJ, a DJ, sorry, working in the nightclubs and stuff. All of a sudden becomes the most famous TV personality in the year. UK. You had several TV shows. I never trusted him when I watched him as a kid, but one of them was called Jim Will Fix It, where you wrote in, Dear Jim, you know, I want to be in the cockpit of an airplane, for example, or I want to meet the prime minister. He would make these things happen. He was also a host, we had a regular TV show over here, a musical one,
Starting point is 00:48:40 called Top of the Pops, where groups would come out and mime and the dancers were there. And there's a video on YouTube of Saville putting his hands. of a teenage girl's skirt and she jumps for her life and he's just smiling and grinning away we interviewed a lady called Sheila who was at Duncroft Girls School which they called Jimmy Saville's paedophile sweet shop so these girls were troubled girls he would pull up in his Rolls-Royce the woman who ran it she loved him she would let him stay the night he would go in the girls bedrooms and he would tell the girls you know come with me in my
Starting point is 00:49:18 Rolls Rice and you can dance at top of the pops and he would get him in the changing room and he would molest them or he would molest him in the Rolls Rice he would bring him perfumes and cigarettes and stuff like that and he just got away with it for decades and even when he you know away when it came out after he died the BBC and the government still tried to suppress it but a lot of good people pushed it through and eventually he was he was completely it was revealed You know, he had hundreds, if not thousands of survivor victims. I mean, and look at Jimmy Salval. Is there any way that guy gets on television?
Starting point is 00:49:59 And we all know that the British are much better at allowing unattractive people who are talented on TV. I mean, look at Saturday Night Live, you know, UK versus, you know, American Serenite Live, the level of attractiveness. and that's why everyone thinks, you know, the UK version is 10 times better because they probably are actually talented people instead of talking mannequins. Like we have on a... But like Jimmy Saville is a level of ugly that is like unbelievable, dude. It's like... And he does that thing that the elites do where like they love to have the worst haircut possible. It's almost like fucking with you how bad their haircut is.
Starting point is 00:50:45 They're like, look how bad I look and look how hot my chick is. Like, I'm this ugly and you can't get this prime ass like I'm getting, dude. Top shelf ass. It's like the owner of the Raiders. Like you can't get worse. But he's got the hottest chick walking around. I mean, dude, every day here you got somebody else pregnant. I don't think it's all real, but it's so hilarious.
Starting point is 00:51:05 So anybody thinks that troll could get anybody pregnant. But my question to you is, and I'm sure you've done deep dives into it, and it's like kind of something that, you know, we've been talking about on this show about Jeffrey Epstein. It's like, you know, if you study Bill Clinton, there's that situation, I believe, and I'm going to either he went to Princeton or Oxford. I'm trying to remember what school was. But he catches an essay case. And it disappears. Just like P. Diddy, catches an essay case. Disappears. And then suddenly they're in positions of power because, again, this is the, gang ritual of jumping in. They got something on you. Same thing with Snoop Dog and the murder case. So did you ever discover if there was anything in Jimmy Sevel's past?
Starting point is 00:51:58 And if you don't know, that's fine too. But that kind of like jump starts him into the elites? So from my research, I believe not only was he doing these things of kids himself, he had indoctrinated him into the elite system as a procurer of kids for the royal family and for the elite maybe he started out with the local cops then he ends up a wizard in the freemasons and then all of a sudden he clicked up with Lord Mountbatten and Lord Mountbatten we know his penchant for buggering the boys in the soldier outfits etc look at King Coro Boys home that kind of a thing so it seems to
Starting point is 00:52:42 us that he was given a pass because he was procuring to so many different elites so we see parallels between Epstein procuring for royals such as Andrew and then Saville you know doing the exact same thing but starting decades before Epstein I mean Epstein was running around with as a younger person he was admiring like the Khashoggi Maxwell honey trap apparatus across Europe, you know, the Bank of Credit and Commerce, international, I think it was called. And he was gleaning information from that.
Starting point is 00:53:21 So I don't know if Epstein crossed paths with Saville because of the age differences there. And then he's talking about Clinton, you know, going back to his university days having essay. If people think we're making this up, you know, just Google, you know, Juanita, Roderick, Jennifer Flowers, etc. His method of operation was, you know,
Starting point is 00:53:41 when he was governor of Arkansas, or AG whatever it was if there was an aspiring young woman who wanted to help him with his campaigns he would arrange to meet them in a hotel hotel lobby or try and get him up to the bedroom applied him with alcohol try and get him on coke whatever it took and then he would do his evil deed and his trademark was that he left a bite he was biting some of them as well several of them have said that over the years but again you know it all gets disappeared doesn't it when he's in running for president, the media in lockstep, all say what a great guy is, what a humanitarian, charismatic speaker, et cetera. And that's how the public get hoodwinked time and time again.
Starting point is 00:54:24 It's very interesting. This kind of popped up for a short time was about Jeffrey Epstein and his father and how Epstein, you know who wrote Casablanca, right? the movie. Johnny, do you know who it is? The Epstein brothers, right? So the Epstein brothers write Casablanca. What's Consta Blanca about? His Epstein people? Well, this is the whole thing, right? So the Epstein brothers write Casablanca.
Starting point is 00:54:56 At some point, I believe it's Warner Brothers, right? Literally this Warner, they're brothers. It's interesting, too. The third name on that screenplay is Howard Koch. Coke, another, like the Coke brothers. Yeah, that's really suspicious. So, so anyways, Warner Brother owes the Epstein's a lot of money, and he doesn't want to pay them. So at the time, this was during the Red Scare.
Starting point is 00:55:23 So if you could get somebody labeled a communist, they were basically blackmailed from Hollywood. So anyways, this Warner brother, yeah, blackballed, excuse me. So this Warner brother basically labels the Epstein brothers as communists and they get excommunicated. So six months later, one of the Epstein's dies of, die, and I'm quoting, dies of cancer. Well, six months later is after that or a short time after that. And Epstein shows up in New York. Now, here's the thing about this Epstein. If you actually look at his like history, there's like 13 years of nothing.
Starting point is 00:56:09 That this was an Epstein that had gone to like, I think World War II or something like that, had gone in and then the trail stops. There's no, there's no history of him until he suddenly shows up in New York and is like a government, it's like a city like lawn maintenance guy, something like that, which is Jeffrey Epstein's dad. So it's super interesting in me because a lot of people believe
Starting point is 00:56:42 there's a segment that believes somehow Epstein faked his own death. And, you know, I just saw Jesse on fire do another video about how he believes Palm Beach P is actually Epstein, which would be the greatest fucking you've ever seen in your fucking life.
Starting point is 00:56:59 Right? But it's like super interesting that that happens because it's an Epstein from Hollywood. He's powerful. I'm sure some people know. And just think about this. This is like, there's no internet. There's no paper trail.
Starting point is 00:57:14 There's no way to confirm anything. This Epstein from war has 13 years of just nothing. There's no evidence of anything. There's no paper trail. There's no documents on him for 13 years. And then he suddenly shows up in New York City. marries Epstein's mom and the rest is history because you're always like why did they pick Epstein what about Epstein why did Bill Barr's dad let him why did they let him become a teacher
Starting point is 00:57:44 when he had no no credentials to teach why does he suddenly get hired at this investment firm when he has no history of investing like that that is the million billion dollar question right there. Why is this guy picked? And that goes back to Jimmy Saville. Sounds like because he was running all these kids shows and they probably knew he was a giant perv. And probably at some point got busted and they stepped in and cleaned it up for him and be like, you can do all this shit. You can do all this shit forever. You just have to do what we tell you to do, which is secure young girls for us. And you can go into old homes and rape grandmas. You can go into morgues and have sex with dead bodies. This is what Saville was known for.
Starting point is 00:58:37 Yeah, Saville was a necro-romancer as well, absolutely. He was fascinated with death from a young age, volunteered to work at the hospitals, had access to the corpses, and people who were like in hospital beds who were ill or incapacitated in some way, he would do things to them. and there was one case where an underage girl reported it to the nurse and the nurse said you know that's just jimmy savel don't say anything he's raising millions for the hospital and again it's that cloak of charity that they hide under time and time again uh that was fascinating what you said about epstein's that i didn't know that we've we have interviewed a guy called ari ben manashu we interviewed him for a second time more recently and he gave us history about epstein's earlier years
Starting point is 00:59:30 the mainstream media version of how Epstein and Maxwell met is absolute BS. Because Arabem Manashi, if the views are familiar, he was in the feds prison for Iran-Contra. This was, he worked with Robert Maxwell and he said Robert Maxwell brought Epstein into the fall and introduced Maxwell, Glenn and Jeffrey back then, way before she went over mourning for the death of her father. So, you know, it was this big massive apparatus that Robert Maxxel Maxwell had all over the world the spiders web that people are trying to unravel to this day and Ari ben Mnashi said he didn't like Epstein he also said that it was Epstein compromise they used on Bill Clinton to get Bill Clinton to scupper the peace deal with the Palestinians
Starting point is 01:00:16 and Yasser Arafat and I remember nationally he was former Israeli military intelligence so we've never had anyone that close to you know that that side of things talk to us and he basically said you know, Epstein's main loyalty, what was to Israel and the Mossad. And the same with Robert Maxwell. That's why you got this funeral of honors in Israel when he died, even though they probably took him out. And it's super interesting because the Zionist of America will try to convince you that Epstein was a KGB asset and everyone else is like he's a Mossad asset.
Starting point is 01:00:57 But if you study Robert Maxwell, Well, he was all of those things. So do I think that Epstein was doing business with the KGB? 100%. It's all about power. The Russians are constantly working on new technologies. If there's something that could help Israel, he'll fucking make that happen for them as well. So it's, again, it's like all these, you know, I, um, oligarchies help oligarchies, dude.
Starting point is 01:01:26 Alligarchies help oligarchies. That's what I believe. The elites of all this, they're all related somehow in bloodlines, and they basically need to keep their populations mad at each other so that they don't focus on that. All these elites are working together to bring in a one world government where they control everything. We're just sheep. They can do whatever they want with us. We all barely survive in high anxiety, high stress, high depression, and they feed off our energy. So again, it's like this nonlinear warfare that the KGB came up with where they supply both sides of the argument with enough evidence that both sides are sure that they are right so that they never come together.
Starting point is 01:02:11 So was Epstein a fucking Mossad agent? Yeah, 100%. Probably the most loyal to them. But was he working with the KGB? I wouldn't doubt it. I mean, if you have that, I mean, that is literally the story of Casablanca. Casablanca was where all the spies could go and everyone. It's literally like John Wick before John Wick.
Starting point is 01:02:32 You know the hotel where all the spies and all the assassins can go, but you can't shoot or kill anybody in there. That's the one place where everyone goes to chill. Casablanca, same exact thing. He knew everybody was working everybody. Would I doubt that Epstein would do that exact same thing? 100%. Why wouldn't you work with the Russians if it could bring in money,
Starting point is 01:02:53 power and access for Israel. 100 fucking percent, dude. But the AI control grid is going to save us, Sam. What do you think of that? I couldn't agree more, dude. Please bring on AI God. Please bring it to us.
Starting point is 01:03:08 Bill Clinton is an interesting story. You know, I've told this story before when the JFK assassination happened. They had the Warner Commission study it.
Starting point is 01:03:23 and they gave us the magic bullet theory. But on that commission, there was one guy that was like, this story's bullshit, and I'm not going to agree to it. Well, that guy gets driven to the airport, gets on a plane, and has never heard from again, ever. The story is that the guy who drove that senator to the airport was, in fact, Bill Clinton. Took him out? No, Bill drove him to the airport.
Starting point is 01:03:53 and then the plane disappeared and he was never heard from again. So Bill was very, very connected again, catches that SA case at whatever university he's at. Oxford. Is it Oxford? Okay, Oxford. Catches the SA case and now they got him compromised.
Starting point is 01:04:11 So then Hillary Clinton, whose father, basically was like the lawyer or something for the Chicago mob. And once the heads of those were taken out, Who's the famous Chicago mob guy? You remember he went to jail for tax fraud? Capone. Capone. Capone gets taken out.
Starting point is 01:04:30 Nobody realizes that Hillary Clinton's father takes over the mob at that point. He starts running it once Capone's gone. So now she's like the daughter of a famous mobster. She's, I'm my humble opinion, gay. And, you know, just like they did it with Jada and Will Smith, they kind of put these two together to to form a power couple that seems heterosexual. I mean, his daughter doesn't even look like him. He looks more like Hubbard.
Starting point is 01:05:02 You know, they're, they're associate. She has the exact same face. And I'm going to tell you something, Sean. People can call me crazy. I really do believe that these eyes wide shut parties happen. And they all go there and everybody bangs each other's wives. And if someone gets, if they get pregnant, you have to raise that. kid. It's almost like a weird
Starting point is 01:05:25 occult cucking that goes on. Because you look at like Princess Dyes kids, they don't look a lot like Charles. And you can kind of look at these other guys and go, you know, okay, that he looks more like you know, it's like who's the oldest? Williams?
Starting point is 01:05:40 Is that the oldest? You think they are? William. You think they're trying to get pregnant, though, at those parties? Or you think it's just it happens? It happens. It happens. It happens. that's my honest belief and if your wife gets pregnant
Starting point is 01:05:56 during these rituals of orgies it sucks to be you kind of yep that's your that's your son that's your daughter and if you look at I think it's Hibbard or Hubbard Johnny it's an associate of
Starting point is 01:06:11 the Clintons he she has his exact face it's super it's called sperm competition they have warrior sperm in the sperm and the warrior sperm fight the other sperm and if the warrior sperm doesn't win then the other guy gets the woman pregnant
Starting point is 01:06:30 do you know anything about Bill Clinton's mom because someone died on her shift she was working in a medical profession and they brought in the coroner Famie Malick who covered it all up so she wouldn't get in any trouble and then if you look at the hashtag Clinton body count you know boys in the tracks etc
Starting point is 01:06:50 if you died if the Clinton's wacked you if you were shot in the head I mean Fami Malik would say that you drowned in a swimming pool he's some of his rulings were that blatant if you look at the boys on the tracks case the word they had these two kids who witnessed the drug drop and then were laid side by side after they stuffed them out on a on a rail track and on a top over them Fami Malik ruled that they'd smoked so much green they'd gone into a psychedelic trance laid side by side on the tracks and the train had run over them so yeah so so for years this is Don Henry and Ives Kevin
Starting point is 01:07:30 Ives and Linda Ives for years she was hounding Bill Clinton showing up his speeches demanding you know a proper account proper explanation of what had happened to her son God bless her and she never ever got any explanation from Clinton as to what what really happened to her son that day absolute tragedy so again you know collateral damage as far as as these people are concerned. And it was Clinton who provided the state security for the drug drops, the troopers, the Alaska state police.
Starting point is 01:08:00 So it might have been his own guys that snuffed those kids out. And then the CIA was coordinating the drug drops. George H.W. Bush, under him, Felix Rodriguez, CIA, Oliver North, a BS artist, etc. And because the Clinton has played ball
Starting point is 01:08:16 with the CIA, with these drug drops, I believe that's how they parlayed into going to the White House. And we even saw, you know, George H.W. Bush grabbing women's arses in his wheelchair as he was about to expire. He voted for Hillary Clinton, Republican. This is how tight Clinton and Bush crime families are. It's all the same thing, folks.
Starting point is 01:08:37 It's an illusion of choice when they're asking you to vote. Yeah. When Clinton was governor, Arkansas was ranked 50th in basically everything. They were the last place. almost everything in America. Number one in CIA drug deals, though. Yeah. 15 in education.
Starting point is 01:08:58 Number one in CIA drug deal. The drug money that went through the banks of Arkansas was out of control back then. So they had a scam. God bless Larry Nichols. He's another one who died. I think the turbo cancer. So Larry Nichols,
Starting point is 01:09:17 he worked for AdFa, Arcosore Development Finance. authority which was you know branded as this wonderful thing going to bring jobs to the community etc but actually what you did was you wrote a check to the rose law firm put in your application for a loan from ad for that's Hillary's you know law working at this law firm and then they would give you this loan which you never had to pay back so they had this amazing way of laundering one of the ways of laundering money yeah I've heard that with lawyers. Lawyers have this thing where they can hold your money.
Starting point is 01:09:54 What? And because there's a client lawyer privilege, no one can ask what to do. And that's how you can launder money. You can give it to your lawyer and then they just loan it back to you. But because they already have the money, you don't have to pay them back. God bless client lawyer privilege. When I was in the jail, there was an Italian mafia young man who was I was house. with and he was running the show at night. It'd be out with the guard smoking, giving them orders, and he managed to put some my co-defendants in myself with me. But he had
Starting point is 01:10:28 attorney-client privilege. He had his girlfriend coming as his lawyer and giving him blow jobs in the legal room where the guards couldn't go. Nice. That's great. I mean, dude, God bless these sex addicts and how much they're willing to do. It's like, unbelievable.
Starting point is 01:10:45 I don't mean God bless. Like, fuck them. You know, it really is crazy the level of crime and I just think that we're starting to slowly descend into like a banana republic where it's like just like Mexico it's like the cartels are here this is part of our life and we have to work around this and there's nothing really you can do about it and you know I mean it's all I mean like Mexican cartels have Ukrainian weapons I wonder how they got that's great isn't that crazy and then you think of this dude that the Joe Biden's
Starting point is 01:11:20 and left all this U.S. military equipment in Afghanistan and what kicks off right after that, the Ukraine, right? Like, where is all that, where is all that weaponry? I guarantee you that. I'm sure they destroyed it, Sam. I'm responsible. I'm sure the Taliban are just like the helicopter. Just like they destroyed the opium fields. Production up a thousand percent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now they don't even need opium. They say fentanyl's just taking it all over. So they're like, that's why they probably left Afghanistan. like we don't even need these crops anymore. We're just producing synthetic opiates.
Starting point is 01:11:57 So one thing going on to Europe, especially in England, is the influx of immigrants changing the culture of Europe, from European to Middle Eastern. you know, we see in America, this real movement to HB1 visas from India. There's this whole belief that they want to bring in a more subservient population that will do with it. I mean, you're talking people who come from a caste system where you're born into a cast and you can never get out of that. Just think about that and who are importing. And like, I've said this before, I like Indians. Indians from India are shady as shit. I do a whole joke about it.
Starting point is 01:12:44 they're shady as fuck but for some reason they come here and after like one generation they're wiggers they just they're all wiggers they're obedient like they're gonna do they they're just like they they super assimilate like the next generation
Starting point is 01:13:00 becomes super Americanized they're all trying to become SoundCloud rappers and they're just all doing all the stupid shit so I don't mind them but in Europe it seems really crazy so the reason I'm bringing this up is so I I was in Austin this over the weekend shooting my special.
Starting point is 01:13:19 It's going to fucking crush. You go hard? It's either going to crush or it's going to destroy my career. Either one, we'll see. It's going to be great. So I'm sitting down and I'm having dinner with Kurt and his girlfriend and they're wonderful people. And Kurt tells me something so fucking insane.
Starting point is 01:13:38 So have you seen this UN document about a replacement theory? Have you seen it, Sean? Have you heard about it? No. No. There is a document that is basically when everyone's like, replacement theory is an anti-Semitic fucking trope. And you're like, well, here's a document from the U.S. literally saying that's what they want to do. So according to Kurt, allegedly, I got to say that,
Starting point is 01:14:05 allegedly, do you know who wrote that paper? Johnny, do you know the paper I'm talking about? I do, yeah. Okay. No idea about this paper. Johnny, are you ready to do? to hear this? Go on.
Starting point is 01:14:15 Do you know who allegedly wrote that paper? Eric Weinstein. Really? Wait up. The guy that goes on Rogan all the time? That's fascinating. Isn't that fascinating, dude? And like, nobody ever asked him about it.
Starting point is 01:14:30 Nobody ever talks about it. This is allegedly. This is what I've been told, allegedly, that he's the one who wrote that fucking paper. Then the question is because, did he write it? Because he was hired? Or did he write it?
Starting point is 01:14:43 Yeah. Because he believes it. Somebody must ask him about this, right? I mean, who's going to ask him? I can see Rogan ask him. That shit's fucking nuts, dude. That shit's fucking nuts, dude. I don't know what to think about either of those guys, the Weinstein.
Starting point is 01:15:06 I mean, they flip-flop all the fucking time. Yeah, I mean, they're just some. And then, yeah, it's a lot. It's a big thing to break up. Did you watch the latest Rogan that he was on? I didn't. When was he on? It depends on what.
Starting point is 01:15:22 I mean, if it was like... That's why he couldn't do the episode he was watching the Joe Rogan episode. Yeah, that's why. So my... So it's just interesting, dude. Like, the world we live in right now, it's not getting worse. It's just getting more obvious. This shit's been going on for fucking ever.
Starting point is 01:15:42 It just now we know about it. But let me ask you something, Sean. Why do you think there seems to be, there's a lot of chatter, a lot of people talking about how angry they are, but nobody really seems to be wanting to do anything about it. What is your thoughts on that? I mean, you know, when you're not podcasting and you're walking amongst the people, you're out to dinner, you're grabbing drinks, you're living your life. and people ask you what you do and maybe you bring it up and there seems to be this weird glaze
Starting point is 01:16:15 going over their face it's almost like a detachment I don't want to hear it you know my brother who I love with all my heart he's one of my favorite people on planet earth like we brought up something last night
Starting point is 01:16:29 I'm like you don't even want to know I got stuff on that guy's like I don't want to know I just want to live my life I don't want to know and I've seen that lot in comedy comedians very detached from what's going on almost not even wanting to talk about it because they don't want to get political, which I understand. Like, not everybody is a political comic.
Starting point is 01:16:47 And I wouldn't want everybody to be a political comic. I wouldn't want everybody to be an edgy comic because I like the spectrum of comedy. But it's like you're not going to conform your way through this. You're not going to vote your way out of it. You're not going to conform your way out of this. If you just do what they tell you, it's they're not going to make them happy. They're not going to leave you alone. It's just constantly going to get worse.
Starting point is 01:17:10 and worse and worse and worse. And what seems to be from, you know, the 80s, way past the 80s from the 80s on, not forward but backwards, there seems to be like they called out shit. I mean, you see like old, old congressional or Senate hearings calling out the CIA, calling out, none of that exists anymore. And so my question to you, Sean, is knowing everything you know, and maybe you don't get resistance. Maybe the people you talk to is like, yeah, tell me more, tell me more. I don't get that at all.
Starting point is 01:17:46 What is your thoughts on why people might be hesitant to hear this stuff? So I brings some mind then the day I was released. I did almost six years in Arizona prison for my ecstasy case. Extreme violence, et cetera. You know, people's heads getting smashed into toilets, teeth bouncing out, people's ears get, you know, all this kind of thing is getting bitten off, fingers getting bitten off so a guy of his leg pointing in the completely wrong direction one day so I'm in this environment for six years and I'm at the airport
Starting point is 01:18:16 I've just been released and a soldier I sat down in the airport next to a soldier who just come back from some messed up place Afghanistan Iraq seen seen action and I start talking to the soldier and we're looking around and we're seeing all the people just walking around on the phones going about their day just totally within the control grid of what I'm saying here is people are not going to pick up their pitchforks if they've got iPhones if they've got enough food to eat historically it's where people are starving to death
Starting point is 01:18:52 where people you know the conditions are so bad the human rights are so bad people start to rebel but now we're all completely manipulated they could kill millions of us look at the excess deaths the turbo cancers my dad's got turbo macular degeneration right now he's got off an operation preventive going blind he got you know a load of those jabs all this stuff could happen to be in our faces but our standards of living as such and we're so manipulated we don't take any action we just sit we just sit around watching Netflix and you know
Starting point is 01:19:28 just eating eating stuff and being happy and in an oblivious but there are a hell of a lot more people are waking up to it you know my viewers are so hip my channel the questions that come in for the guests they're so great I appreciate all that and if enough of us wake up the optimists say you know changes have got to be made I'm more skeptical if you go back thousands of years and you look at the pyramid of power you've always had these people at the top and the people at the bottom of the pyramid the public I've never ever know what's going on at the top at the time it is happening right now we think we might know what's going on but a
Starting point is 01:20:04 hundred years are we going to look back look at those suckers all this crazy stuff and they didn't have a clear what was going on. So, yeah, sadly, you know, I've got a more pessimistic outlook as to where we are in that pyramid today and why we're not taking any action about it. What does the world look like in five years or ten years to you? So we're seeing an acceleration of the AI control grid. I mean, I've been trading the stock market since I was a kid. I'm looking at companies like.
Starting point is 01:20:37 Nvidia Tesla all the robotics plans that they've got and how companies who provide jobs to the public those stock prices are getting decimated they reckon they're gonna have robots running everything and the problem that the public's gonna have there's gonna be too many of us and recreation is gonna be a big thing because that what the hell are they gonna do with us all so they got also got got this depopulation agenda some of the more dystopian guests we've had on I've said that they've already got the elites have already got these bunkers like the Zuckerberg bunker uh kitted out ready so that
Starting point is 01:21:12 when nuclear war comes and these people are so arrogant they believe they can set nuclear war in motion go into their bunkers with their luxuries survive this nuclear war the winter etc and come up and the billions of people will have gone the robots will be running the world and we won't be a fucking problem for them anymore it is a crazy thing so you know all those all those all those scientists have gone missing. They're all like there's these aliens from like 400 years from the future
Starting point is 01:21:46 900 years from the future, whatever those numbers are. 1,000. 4,000. Yeah, like, and it's like some of them are, there's two futures, they're battling. It's either the future is tech overlords or Chinese. Isn't I just the plot of Terminator? Yeah,
Starting point is 01:22:02 but it's all autistic. That's what all I got. Like, it just seems like the autistic people survive. and the rest of us get taken out. But again, like, I don't know what they think the future is after nuclear war because it looks pretty miserable to me. Like, imagine if we all, like, nuclear war happens, we all die, and then Mark Zuckerberg has to figure out how to create civilization again.
Starting point is 01:22:28 That's why Elon's trying to get us to Mars, Sam, so that we can repopulate the Earth from Mars. I don't know what sounds worse, staying here after a nuke or going to Mars. Yeah, neither of them's options. Life on Mars will be miserable. If anybody ever makes it there, it will be just nightmarish. Yeah, I mean, like, then you have this hot 19-year-old who wants to be, like, the first person to go to Mars. I'm like, what are you doing?
Starting point is 01:22:53 You're a smoke show. Enjoy your life, dude. Like, what are you doing? God gave you blessing. Now you want to go to fucking space by yourself. There's no way they're sending somebody who has a period to Mars. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:23:06 How many tampacks do you got to fill that? The whole cargo is just going to be tampax. We don't. And Zuckerberg's frozen worries, Bob. Yeah. Because Mark, it's so funny, I saw Mark Zuckerberg was on a podcast going, Apple's about to go down because they can't create anything. I go, hey, asshole, what have you created?
Starting point is 01:23:27 You created nothing. You have to buy everything that works. You've tried thing after thing after thing. And none of it fucking works. Yeah, I mean, look at the guy who invented Oculus, Palmer Lucky, you know, who started Oculus. He immediately went on to start Andrel, that terrible defense weapons company that has those drone fighters and all that shit. And, you know, and I'm sure that's what a real innovator, somebody who actually makes shit looks like. You just go on and, sorry, that filter came down.
Starting point is 01:23:58 That was crazy. Yeah. Yeah, Zuckerberg is just. I mean, he didn't even Facebook. No, of course not. That clip of me on Danny Jones pops up everywhere. But it's like it was life log. They handed it to him.
Starting point is 01:24:11 The Winkle brothers are all part of a sciop to be like, this guy was so smart. Like, dude, you haven't created Jack shit. Jack shit. Well, they hate him. I mean, they. Jeff Bezos, same thing. His dad was like one of the rocket scientists for DARPA.
Starting point is 01:24:28 Like, you don't think, dude, they started with books. Nobody gave a shit about books. people still don't give a shit about books create the system using books because no one's going to pay attention because it's fucking books and that's all taking care of We got a guest called Professor Hamamoto
Starting point is 01:24:47 and he's Japanese and he's got a theory that Zuck or is it Woody Harrelson Larry Allison they are creating a hybrid Asian bloodline by marrying
Starting point is 01:25:01 you know these these hot Asian chicks and breeding with these Asian chicks and there's something about the genes the bloodline that they're trying to create this these Uber race what yeah a bunch of Steve Burns that's what they're trying to create a bunch of half white half Asian fucking comedians dude that's crazy bro see but that's this just reminds me of like a Zoro ranch like were they just creating a making people there because he just kept impregnating hot chicks and what are you doing with them? Where are they now? Where are those kids at?
Starting point is 01:25:38 Yeah, that's a great question. Zora Ranch was right next to a weapons development company in New Mexico and he would just invite all these fucking autistic fucking rocket scientists to get laid and they just loved it. And they were throwing parties on Epstein Island. And so like I trust the science, really? Because science has been some of the most deadly, dangerous, damaging forces on planet Earth. What do you mean you trust science, dude? The Nazis?
Starting point is 01:26:07 You like those scientists? What if they were using scientists sperm to impregnate the hot chicks at fucking Zora Ranch? And they were trying to make this elite hot, like, you know, like just like... No, I know what you're saying. It never works. I mean, look at pro athletes. They married supermodels and their kids can't ball at all. Ever.
Starting point is 01:26:26 It's like when you marry a high... school chick, that's when the kid can ball. Yeah, it's often a lot of times it's like the lesser, you know, if you were kind of like a B tier athlete, then maybe you have a kid that's, you know. It all depends on the mom. If the mom is tall and athletic, the kid's that flag. If the mom is just hot, the kid can't ball. I mean, look at LeBron James. Now he married his high school sweetheart, so it doesn't quite fit that. But most of the time, they become famous. They meet the hottest of hot and their kids are just good looking. They can't ball.
Starting point is 01:27:00 It's not bad though. He's better than like Marcus Jordan or whatever. You know, it's like... Yeah, that's true. I don't know, man. Sean, did we touch on everything or anything you want to include that we didn't talk about? Yeah, you just triggered another thought then. So, you know, we interviewed a few survivors who said they were offered money
Starting point is 01:27:16 by Epstein fodder eggs to be inseminated with Epstein's sperm. And Juliet Bryant said she woke up in the New Mexico Ranch. And she felt uncomfortable like her inside had been tampered with. So it does look like he was trying to create a baby farm and reproduce with his own sperm. So when you read the emails with the scientists,
Starting point is 01:27:40 they had a lab out in Ukraine that we know of, and they had a lab. So there was all kinds of ongoing experiments to create babies, designer babies, and hermaphrodite babies for sexual purposes. Unbelievable. As dark as you think it is,
Starting point is 01:27:53 it gets even darker. That's horrific. And then you had that, you remember that Peter Nagon or whatever his name is out of Canada? Again, a guy with a shitty haircut, fucking, and he's just talking those hot black chick. He's like, we just need your eggs. We just want your eggs so badly. The girls are just sitting there staring. They're like, what is this guy talking about this guy with a magician's haircut?
Starting point is 01:28:16 It's just tell me he wants my eggs. He was a friend of ex-Prince Andrew, and he also wanted to get women pregnant. so he could abort the fetuses, take parts of the fetuses, and consume those parts as an elixir of life. I interviewed Peter Nygaard's son, who learned what amongst his own father was and turned against him. Yeah, I mean, like, take a look at how many actors and actresses' parents. I mean, Nicole Kidman's dad was literally one of the most prolific child sex traffickers to ever exist.
Starting point is 01:28:52 ever exist he was huge and now she's a giant fucking actress I mean I mean it's just crazy to me she's a giant cat now I don't know if you've seen
Starting point is 01:29:02 what she looks what about what about Woody Harrison's death yeah part of the assassination of JFK killed a judge just didn't give a shit
Starting point is 01:29:12 dude it's super crazy and then you get into like the formation of NASA and how everyone who was a part of that like both Walt Disney
Starting point is 01:29:22 and um von Braun but also um Elron Hubbard both of their their their their
Starting point is 01:29:31 businesses got special treatment from the government Scientology is a Scientology is um tax free doesn't pay taxes and then Disney gets their own like
Starting point is 01:29:46 territory that's not part of the United States it's like kind of crazy all right Sean great episode one more time tell them where they can find you yeah so if you put my links in the description box on this video that would be great but if you want to find
Starting point is 01:29:59 them I've written 19 bucks all my socials my YouTube channel under my name go on Google S-H-A-U-N-Shaw Atwood A-T-T-T-Wood we salute you Sam and crew let's expose these demonic paedophiles wherever we can these cult of bowel
Starting point is 01:30:16 baby sacrificing motherfuckers thank you for having me on I just noticed your shirt It's pretty great, dude. It's the whole map of Epstein. That's crazy. Credit, shout out to Ryan Dawson. He's been near the tip of the spear on this.
Starting point is 01:30:31 Almost two decades researching Epstein. He's been banned from all of the platforms, demonetized, debanked. Yeah, but people can find Ryan Dawson on Twitter. We love Ryan. He's known as Ray Ray from Tokyo China on here. Because he used to come out and put his name and thing. Sean, we love you. Open door any time to come on.
Starting point is 01:30:52 Thank you so much for doing the show. And we look forward to talking to you again, man. Keep up to great work, dude. Much love, fellas. Thank you. Much love. Thanks to spend time with us. I know it's a weird time for you over there.
Starting point is 01:31:02 So in terms of time of day. So thank you for doing it with us. Thank you so much, dude. All right. What did you guys think of Sean Edwood? It had been a while as Zid came on. It had been for a while. Too long.
Starting point is 01:31:17 Too long. It's been a while, dude. You know, I was thinking about when they were saying that, Palm Beach Pete might be Epstein. I was thinking, we got to see Palm Beach Pete's dick, dick. That's really the only way to know. Johnny wants to see a dude's dick. We got to, that's the only way we'll know.
Starting point is 01:31:31 Johnny tweet that right now. Palm Beach, show us your egg dick. What are we looking for for it to be him? Yeah, if you have a regular penis. You're not Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah. If you have an egg-shaped dick, you're Jeffrey Epstein. But you don't think with all that money you'd fix that penis of yours?
Starting point is 01:31:47 No, why? It's like, gertie. Let's see the scars, then. he'll have scars if he's done that. They shaved it down? Yeah. Well, no. I mean, just if you're going to put like some kind of, I don't know, a penisectomy or whatever, you got to have some scars. Has anyone in the history of time ever got a penis reduction?
Starting point is 01:32:03 Oh, a reduction. Not on purpose. Like, so I'm sure. Oh, except for trans. That's, but that, no, that's not reduction. That's getting rid of it. That's two different things. I mean, it's reduced to nothing.
Starting point is 01:32:13 It's like inversion. That's almost like negative penis. Yeah, because they go in. Ugh. God. How can you think that's. Good idea. You should have to donate your penis to somebody else.
Starting point is 01:32:23 Yeah, like little dick dudes can bid on your dick. Yeah. Five, five, five, four, ten, ten, ten, ten. All right, the big black show on goes to the tiny Asian man. We finally found a purpose for NFTs. Finally, it's a... It's very rare. Dung NFTs.
Starting point is 01:32:39 Highly specialized. I mean, dude, nobody wants you to do it so they charge you like a million dollars. Imagine how pissed you are to be that doctor, making that thing smaller. He wants it your size. Yeah, and you got a little dick. You're like, fuck, it's my dick. I would love it. Yeah, I had to go in for a penis reduction.
Starting point is 01:32:57 It was just conditions like macro penis. What is macro penis, dude? Did you know that was anything? Macro penis? I don't even want to look it up. There's something called macro penis? I mean, there's micro penis. Black?
Starting point is 01:33:11 They mean a BBC? Yeah, if you got a black dick, we'll shop that shit down. Don't look it off. Don't look it off. Don't look it up. Or take it off the screen. If you're going to look at it. I got it off the screen, but let's do it.
Starting point is 01:33:22 Macro. I love that Johnny just wants to see it. Called macro phallis or megalo penis. Megalop penis? Megaloh penis? Like, just hangs, you can't get hard? Not mega low. Like, it's all one word, like a dinosaur.
Starting point is 01:33:36 Megalow penis. We're naming big dicks after dinosaurs. It's a rare medical condition defined as a penis that is significantly larger than the typical ranges for a person's age, usually measuring more than, two standard deviations above average. For adult men, this typically means an erect length exceeding 7.5 inches. What?
Starting point is 01:33:57 Hold on. If you have an 8-inch dig, you have a mega-loat penis. You know the guys who wrote this how they were really, really small dick. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, sorry Asian, bro. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:07 Asian guys like, you should cut your dick off. Oh, it's funny. There's a whole Reddit. Did you know this? There's a Reddit called Big Dick Problems. Oh, yeah. Can you read so? And it's what is considered,
Starting point is 01:34:19 a macro penis is the first question on the, yeah, big dick problems, let's see. All right, it's just going to be shit. Like, I'm playing the world's tiniest violin for you. Anyone catch men staring at their print more than women? That's talking about your, in your sweatpants, you know? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't wear a pleaded pants on it.
Starting point is 01:34:37 I can't wear pleaded pants from Uniclo. Oh, let's see. Wow. You know what just sucks like that I've heard is when your fucking dick hits the toilet thing? I'm a suck in like a public restroom. They're getting stabbed by the IUD, bro. What? These guys are getting stabbed by IUDs.
Starting point is 01:34:56 Oh, my God, God give it, God take it. Here's one. It's just the duress and it's missing. It says the XXL condoms are always gone. There's a bunch of big dick dudes running around, dude. Not sure what I'm hitting. Well, you know what else? You know what else?
Starting point is 01:35:12 It's when you get older, it's really impossible for them to get rections. Oh, it's too much. So me and my five. Five and six-inch brothers are just shanking chicks in our 50s. That's what we pray is true anyway. That's what we tell ourselves to see. Too much blood. You think it's too much blood for your heart?
Starting point is 01:35:27 Johnny, guys are with normal penises are having problems getting erection. Imagine if you got Godzilla down there. You got Blue Chew Gold to solve that problem. Thank you, Blue, Too, Gold. How many of you, well, okay. What's the deal with the obsession on foreskin? I don't get that, I guess.
Starting point is 01:35:45 I guess if you have a... Could that be a red, there's enough... There is an obsession. That is the worst. Oh, yeah. Look at this guy. There is an obsession. He feels hunted down.
Starting point is 01:35:53 Oh, here you go, bro. Can't stay hard for long. Because he's got macro penis. Yeah, too much blood. That's why you got to get blue to gold. That's right, blue two gold. Go to samtribly.com. Elbuquerque, Austin for the thousandth, Miami.
Starting point is 01:36:11 Yes. Oh, dude, go, fuck. Go back. This Tuesday. Nope, that already happened. Okay, Miami, joke world at St. Petersburg, Kansas, Lawrence, Kansas, Tulsa, Oklahoma. Then I got Truth or Khan. Johnny might go. X.G. Maybe we'll go. Truth or Khan, November 7th, and Dallas. That link will be up by the time you are.
Starting point is 01:36:41 My time you hear this. And then finally, my last weekend in L.A. Guys, join the mailing list. I got to do that more. Mailing list. Join the mailing list. Please get out my mailing list. Premium contents on fire, thumbnails on point. People are talking about it.
Starting point is 01:37:00 People are like, those are the greatest thumbnails ever. This guy thought the thumbnail was real. One of my thumbnails, he's like, those chicks are so hot, dude. We've had hot chicks, but I couldn't believe the ones I saw. There's no way. And we see hot chicks all the time at Tim Follack. Go down. Cash days, talk about it.
Starting point is 01:37:15 Um, yeah, Cash Daddy's is a podcast with a Patreon where the people get together. We're the people. Uh, preparing for retirement, saving, getting, uh, you know, making money. How to invest that money that you make. Poor, Howie on the last one is Cameron didn't work and all he wanted to do is talk about the Knicks. Yeah. That's not good, Oman, dude. That's not good, Omen, joy.
Starting point is 01:37:38 You're right. It's not a good Omen joy for sure. Okay. Uh, that's a, that's a play on words. It only makes sense if you're a mush mouth. almond door Johnny, go back to the website.
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Starting point is 01:39:12 I'm not really calling you this special. just crowd it's like i was going to say yeah don't call it that it's not it's got to be 30 minutes to be a special and this is 15 it's called opiate for the asses enjoy it that's when it's less than 30 minutes it's opiate for the asses or it's not special special i love that name um yeah that's it uh back to underwood um atwood excuse me back to atwood um man that jimmy saval i mean that face savile yeah okay johnny names aren't my thing. Jimmy Saville. Dude, the guy looked like
Starting point is 01:39:48 a creep. It's like if you had... The worst looking fucking guy on the planet. If you had to guess, hey dude, here's a lineup, pick the pedo. I'm picking that guy every time. Every time. Yeah. And again, bad hair. We love the bad hair. Do you ever watch a Louis Theroux documentary with him? Hey, look at that hair, dude. Like, it's barely staying on. Look at him.
Starting point is 01:40:04 How do you guys not think that guy is a pure scumb bag? Just darkness. Just all, radiated darkness. And people, they let him host a kids show, bro. Yeah, would you let that guy host a kid show? No, I'm trying to think if we have a comparable person. Maybe Michael Jackson, I guess, who he did look freaky.
Starting point is 01:40:23 And he had a reputation of the ones. Who else is kind of creepy that worked with kids? But definitely MJ is the number one guy in our culture. Creepy looking? I mean, I don't know. I mean, he got creepier as he got older. Oh, dude, come on. When he was wearing that mask and dicing and have a nose.
Starting point is 01:40:37 Yeah, he was creepy. Kingaroo was a little creepy looking. That's before my time. Dan Schneider was just fat. How about, yeah, he was definitely creepy. Dan Snyder? Yeah, the guy from Nickelodeon. Oh, yes, of course.
Starting point is 01:40:49 Yeah, he wasn't really like a public figure, though. Yeah, he was. Well, he was. He was on head of the class. You remember that? I don't know. That was a television show about a classroom. Cosby, but he didn't look weird.
Starting point is 01:41:01 Yeah, but he was mostly older women. I'm talking creepy, creepy for like. Nobody, right? Oh, do you know? I mean, he really wasn't around kids, but he kind of was, was fucking chariot from somewhere. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:41:12 Yeah, he was around. Probably are Jimmy Saval right there. He was around kids a lot. Did you see this? Somebody went around and made their own promo of like Jared being back at Subway and put it on the wall at Subway? And instead of he's in like a jumpsuit holding up his pants like where he lost weight. Great. You got to think about it.
Starting point is 01:41:31 It really was he kind of made Subway in a way. Oh, for sure. He was such a huge part of that. Yeah. Yeah. It's like everyone who was fat. It was like I could be a pet O too. It must suck to be like Subway.
Starting point is 01:41:43 were like, that was your competition, you thought they were done? They're like, oh, Subway's done. We got this. Oh, it's devastating. We got this. There's no more competition and they still somehow stayed alive. What's your favorite sub? This is a bacon, chicken, bacon, ranch.
Starting point is 01:41:56 No, but which sub? Oh, Jimmy Johns. Jimmy Johns? Yeah. Oh, my God. What is yours? Dude, it's like Jersey mics or get the fuck out. Oh, fire subs.
Starting point is 01:42:09 Well, Jimmy John does, don't they toast them? I like that. I don't know, dude. I like it toasts. I don't get a lot of... Quiznos had it, dude. Quisnos had it, and then they ran ads where their spokesman were rats, and it just went to shit.
Starting point is 01:42:25 Yeah, that was really stupid. Yeah, but you see how... Because everybody was trying to do Tim and Eric at that time, right? It was like, dude, this is what the kids love. Yeah. They love Tim and Eric. It's weird. We're going to have pet rats as your...
Starting point is 01:42:37 The problem is the kids aren't the ones eating Jimmy Johns all the time. It's regular old people and stuff, you know? normal people who don't get Tim and Eric Yeah Well nobody likes rats When it's associated with food It's just weird
Starting point is 01:42:51 Go on No I was just saying how Rats took them down Took Quiznos down But a pedophile couldn't take subway down That's what I mean Like how what a staple subway Figured out a way
Starting point is 01:43:02 They're like no They're like oh my God Your spokesman's a pedophile Five dollar football So like okay We'll forgive you It's not even good Dude you like yoga mats
Starting point is 01:43:13 in your bread, $5 foot lawns. Although it was the best, like, as far as fast food went, it was the best thing we had in my town. Yeah, for a while, for a long time. Yeah, I was like, I'm eating healthy. You're like, you're not even eating meat, dude. Yeah, yeah. What are you talking about? No, it's what Chipotle is the new one, where everyone considered like the new eating healthy.
Starting point is 01:43:36 I love Chipotle. Well, for a long time, I didn't know what deli meat was. Have you ever seen how they make a lot of deli meat? it's just leftover shit that they press into like a tube and then slice it it's not like actual slices of turkey or whatever it's all the trimmings and shit just compressed into a tube and then they slice it to look like it slices of regular meat that's worse anything i heard jimmy savall did jimmy savel what a creep that guy was what a creep dude hump and dead people dead people man that's just that is that's evil and you know it's so crazy about you know he got molested and you wonder if you would have looked like that if he didn't get diddled, right? Like, it's really crazy. He probably would have never had the drive to succeed, honestly.
Starting point is 01:44:20 So thank you, pedophile. Yeah, we would have never heard him. Thank you pedophile for pushing him into greatness. That is evil, though, isn't it? Self-perpetuating, you know, you kind of, you pass on that demonic entity or whatever. But you have to, like, hate yourself to have that haircut. Yeah, or it's like what you said, you know, it's like, hey, I can have this haircut and still just do whatever I want.
Starting point is 01:44:43 Pull chicks. Or, yeah, five-year-olds, whatever you do. Yeah, it's disgusting. This one or the Raiders owner, Mike Davis haircut? Mark Davis. You're going with the Mark Davis haircut over Jimmy Savo? No, I mean, Jimmy Savile's worse.
Starting point is 01:44:57 Really? It's close. I couldn't even pick one. One's a prolific child molester. The other one runs a football team horribly. Yeah. Well, one was just long hair. One destroyed lives and the other one destroyed a football franchise.
Starting point is 01:45:11 Yeah. What's worse? I mean, but he seems to be, I think he's going to sell soon. I think he wants to get out. He's tired of these weeks. What is that? What is that haircut?
Starting point is 01:45:24 Just to make it one line. Just make it a rainbow on my support. What do you think he's thinking with that? I'm so rich. Who cares? I wonder if he's like hiding his hair lines. He's like, listen, I'm going for this look where my shirt matches my skin color. And I just want to have a haircut that just really.
Starting point is 01:45:42 really lets everybody know, I don't give a fuck. Here's what I'm going for. Have you ever seen a piece of bacon before? Because that's just what, I just want to be totally pink throughout. And these chips are like, oh, my God, he's so cute. I just totally want them on top of me. You know that if you could read the girl's text that hang out with that guy,
Starting point is 01:46:01 they'd be like, I'm with crepe-based. Oh, my God, he's with a black chick now? Oh, nice. Yeah, good for you. Look at her. See, that's the thing about white guys. No matter how old you are, there's a black chick that will fuck you. Look at her.
Starting point is 01:46:12 She's hot. So hot. She was like, Iman or whatever, who used to go out with David Bowie? Yeah, dude. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:46:18 So then they were trying to say that the white chick right there was his girlfriend, and that's not true. That's too bad for him. Too bad for her. Because she'd be like, I'm rich, bitch.
Starting point is 01:46:28 Wait, go to that second one actually. That black chick's got like a baby or something. Yeah, they had a baby together. Oh, that's their baby together? Yeah. Good for her. Dude, that's how you anchor it down. Look at half.
Starting point is 01:46:39 Look how dark she is. Look how light he is. Just. She's 30. She's a doctor. Doctor? She didn't. No way.
Starting point is 01:46:47 Really? Yeah. I wonder what kind of doctor. Dr. Dr. Alexander and a new baby. I wonder if she's a doctor. Good for you, Mark.
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Starting point is 01:47:07 So we had Alex Stein on Timfoil, what, last week, right? And he said that he had a big story that was getting ready to drop. And it has dropped now. And I'm just going to play this video. Alex did a great job. Really good. It's entertaining.
Starting point is 01:47:21 And this is, I really want to hear what you think about this because this is kind of shocking to me. I'm wondering how much you think is true and how much of it is this bald Lex Luther looking, lying to impress a date. Anyway, check this out. Hey, Sean. So, I should say, if you're listening, this is Sean Hudson on the other end. It's Alex on the phone here on camera.
Starting point is 01:47:41 and Sean Hudson is the director of community relations for the Washington Nationals. Now, they've already done one of James O'Keefe's group, whatever he calls it now, O'Keefe Media Group, did one of these kind of sneaky date camera things where they got this guy emitting a bunch of shit. And Alex Stein is now calling him to kind of do the reveal. And they'll play some of the clips from the date to kind of get you up to speed. But this is really funny. This is Alex Stein.
Starting point is 01:48:07 How are you doing, my friend? I'm well. How are you? I love Alex's serious. voice, by the way. It's great. Yeah, I love serious out. Yeah, me too. It's so good, dude. Well, you know, the nationals are doing okay this year, but I had a question. Do you know when Trevor Williams is going to be back on the field? Great question. He is rehabbing right now. I'm throwing bullpen sessions, which is really exciting.
Starting point is 01:48:29 Do you think it would be realistic when he's back and he's playing? Would you be willing to share him on the social media in the future? Because we know that there's a team directive right now where you said that he's not allowed to be shared because he's a Christian? Is that correct you said that you can't share him because he was against a transgender nun group for the dodgers or something um that sounds like something i would say that's he went on like a social media like this is wrong this is my religion you all are mocking me so we don't use him on because of that we don't use him on social um no players each are kind of up to their own discretion on Why they may be shared on social?
Starting point is 01:49:11 Oh, so the players choose to be shared on social? You don't choose that? Well, it's kind of like some guys are more engaging with the other ones. If you go to our social media page and you see like... Alex, so funny. Players arrive at the ballpark and they ask, like, I don't know, is it a hot dog sandwich or something like that? Yeah, I see those videos.
Starting point is 01:49:29 Some guys just are like, hey, not for me today, game routine, stuff like that. When they're like, it's a hot dog sandwich and like the players come up, you know what I mean? like we don't ask you. Yeah, and then also, she overheard you say something about how every single fan that goes to the ballpark, you collect their Google data and their Google search history.
Starting point is 01:49:49 This is crazy. No, that's not possible for us. If you ever come to a Nats game, there is someone on our team who is responsible for figuring out everything about you. So they're tracking it. If you're accepting cookies, we're getting your requester of your Google history. Another alarming thing, though, is it true that you're trying to push communism on the fans at the games?
Starting point is 01:50:14 Because I thought that was pretty alarming when you told me that, that you're a communist? Um, no, apologies. You said this is Alex. Yes, Alex. Sure, Alex. Um, no, that's not true at all. There is a join the Communist Party poster up in my kitchen. I would love to find ways to every home run is a hundred dollar donation. That's communism. You know what I mean? That's communism. I mean, you know what I mean? That's redistributing someone's wealth. What a cool opportunity for us.
Starting point is 01:50:42 Stop. What's more shocking, what he's saying, or the fact that he's not a gay guy, by the way. I mean, dude, this guy is trying to pick up a chick. Yeah, he is, dude. He's got an earring in his left ear. He's totally bald, just like a little baby. And he's a communist, and he's not gay. That's shocking to me. I cannot believe this guy's in trying to pick up manass. Me too, man. That's the most shocking part. about all of this. If you were a chick on this date would be like, hold on, are you gay? Like, is this going anywhere? I appreciate the free meal, but am I wasting my time? Am I going to have
Starting point is 01:51:16 to peg you at some point? And ladies, get in the comment section. If you think there's a chance you might to peg a guy, is that turn on or turn off? Oh, do you think they're girls that I didn't, I've never even thought about that. That's like their thing. Well, that's girls love pegging men. Really? And they don't know how to do. Do you ever watch a woman try to act like she's the guy in doggy style? It's always broken robot. I can't say I've seen that. No.
Starting point is 01:51:44 You've never seen a girl like try to act like she's doing doggy style. It's always super violent and like broken robot energy. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So this, here's this. It's almost over here. Be a little bit of like the voice of reason.
Starting point is 01:52:00 If you're a sports fan and we piss you off, where else are you going to go? Either way, I don't give a shit. Well, and then also there are something. weird about how Pete Hegseth and some of the players would like to meet Pete Hegseth, but then you tell them that he's already left the stadium. And I thought that was pretty bad if a player wants to meet. This is where you love to everybody, because Hegseth is a piece of shit.
Starting point is 01:52:20 You would, you know, help facilitate. Yeah. And Pete was there and a few players texted me and they were like, is he going to be here after the game? I want to say hi. And I'm like, oh, no, he left. Like, he's gone. No, sorry. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 01:52:34 Do you have an email like to reach out to you? You know, one last thing. Do you think if you do lose your job working for the Nationals, do you think the Boston Red Sox would be willing to hire you now, Sean, after you said all this? My, like, moral compass is really challenged. And I, like, am like, damn, it would be nice to just go work for the fucking Boston Red Sox.
Starting point is 01:52:54 You have a great day. Well, you did say you'd rather work for the Red Sox. Remember that? We got him. Bust, dude. Yeah, I mean, dude, that guy sucks. That guy sucks. Oh, now this guy's making a response to it.
Starting point is 01:53:13 The nationals have responded here. So this is, who is this? This is the president of baseball operations. Jason Sina Raja. Okay, so another HB1 visa. It's important for us to address with our fans head on and be open and transparent about what happened. You know, first of, I want to say unequivocally, we're not anti-Catholic. I myself, I'm Catholic.
Starting point is 01:53:39 We do not track people's Google search history. We do not hide players from social media. Obviously lying. You know, we featured several players, including Trevor Williams, actually, on Instagram as part of their visit to the Museum of the Bible. All that being said, we're horrified by the comments that were made on the video. The comments don't reflect us as an organization, our values, and who we are. we took action right away and the individual is no longer employed by the team oh shit he got fired dude
Starting point is 01:54:12 oh shit enjoy the redsox he got fired dude of course he got fired that guy'll never work in baseball god he'll be working for the savannah bananas or something soon they're killing it though yeah they are actually yeah probably he's probably not not qualified for that job man anymore well i mean where do you hire who do you hire no he'll probably end up working for the chinese communist party uh trying to sabotage Kevin O'Leary's data centers or something. Yeah, no, I'm curious what you think, though, because now they're saying that none of that shit's true. Do you think he's just trying to,
Starting point is 01:54:41 because sometimes you've got to wonder, like, how much of this is a guy trying to impress a girl on a date? Do you think that's just, like, them tracking all your shit when you go to a game? Can that be true? 100%. Crazy, bro. And the part that was the most infuriating was at the end. He's like, so what if you don't like it?
Starting point is 01:55:00 Where else you're going to go? That's the attitude of all major sports. sports in this country. Where else are you going to go? I mean, it's the same thing with Adam Silver and is flopping. Like everyone hates flopping. They're like, flopping sucks, dude. He's like, we don't really have a flopping problem. No one really cares. You're like everyone's talking about it. Like, like SGA, who I think like before the whole flopping thing was one of my favorite
Starting point is 01:55:24 players is now Darth Vader. Everybody hates him. And they hate and they always go, oh man. you know, Michael Jordan used to flop. Fine. Michael Jordan flop. Not the entire Bulls team. Not everybody on the Bulls team was not like fucking the eighth guy comes in and starts fucking flopping.
Starting point is 01:55:46 The whole team is flopping. And it's like it's real simple. Everyone only call fouls when it's obvious it's a foul. Not jumping into them. And listen, it's going to be really intro. to see who wins this game tonight. Really interesting. Because everybody in the world wants to see Wembe in Mass and Square Garden.
Starting point is 01:56:10 Everybody wants to see them in there. Nobody wants to see the Thunder win outside of OKC. And I love Oklahoma City. It's a great time to stand up in, wonderful people. But, I mean, nobody wants to watch a flop. Best. And New York has no chance gets O'KC. None.
Starting point is 01:56:31 They got boat race every time they played. The Knicks beat the Spurs, I think, every time they met each other and, like, blew them out of the water. So it would be a really great fucking thing. Yeah, this guy said sports is a racket. I can't believe that these teams are allowed. Like, everyone's mad at the players when they rig shit. No one gets mad when the league rigged shit. Like, how is that allowed?
Starting point is 01:56:56 Yeah. No, it's ridiculous. But it's that thing that he said. It's like, where else you? you're going to go, you know what are you going to do? Watch the USFL or whatever. Yeah, I mean, dude, I think, see, this is sports problem. They think we need them.
Starting point is 01:57:15 We like them. It's the same thing the news did. Where are you going to go for your news? Yeah. We're going to go. That's what Hollywood said. Where are you going to go for your entertainment? And both of them are dead.
Starting point is 01:57:26 Sports better gets head off its ass and understand we want to watch a meritocracy. We don't want to watch fucking You fixing him You know it's like when Dan Stern got a big problem If they go If you could have any NBA finals What would it be? And he said,
Starting point is 01:57:42 I'd like it to be the Los Angeles Lakers versus the Los Angeles Lakers Did he say that really? Yeah, and he got in deep trouble for that He was so funny, dude You know who else is in deep trouble Who?
Starting point is 01:57:54 Okay, because you're about to do a read I'm not going to know No, no, not an ad read It's this cop that tried to I don't want to spoil it I just want to say David Stern hit up Epstein for orgies. What a crazy orgy that would be. Where you're just slamming ham, you look over and there's David Stern, stacking chicks, sweating.
Starting point is 01:58:18 Can you imagine the... Jordan cheated. He was gambling on sports. It's the most Jewish sounding orgy ever, by the way. Jordan. Yeah, I can't even do it. Oh. So this, I'm sure you've seen this.
Starting point is 01:58:38 This is one of my favorite viral things ever, possibly. So this woman gets pulled over, and I'm just going to, I think if I just play it from here, it'll make sense. She's in Florida and she's pulled over. Ovee. Oh, way. Oh, way. Oh, way. Oh, way.
Starting point is 01:58:53 Ove my balls. Ovee. Ovee, my balls. Hey, good morning. I'm there to Riga salad with the Pumman's going to share's office. There's a way being pulled over. The city of Laguart today, we're doing an operation for distracted driver. You drove past me and you're holding the phone with your right hand,
Starting point is 01:59:06 manipulating that phone. I mean, I saw you were talking your hand. So you want to just call it. If you're listening at home, the woman holds up a stump. She has no right hand. She doesn't have anything below the elbow. Her arm is missing. Half of her arm is missing.
Starting point is 01:59:24 Is it a day? I don't want to call a day. You had a hand of manipulative. You just said my right hand. Well, I thought I told you were right hand. I thought I saw. It's over. It's over, dude, yeah.
Starting point is 01:59:34 It's over. You said I thought I saw. If you'd like to hear the rest of this episode, subscribe to Broken Simulation in your podcasting app or check us out at YouTube.com slash sam Tripoli. Wake up, Aaron. This is only the beginning. Dude, you just blew my mind.
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