Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #996: The Untouchables: How the Elite Escape Accountability With Shaun Attwood
Episode Date: June 3, 2026On the latest episode of Tin Foil Hat, special guest Shaun Attwood joins the show for a wide-ranging conversation exploring some of the most controversial stories and conspiracy theories of recent de...cades. The discussion covers allegations surrounding Prince Andrew and the late Jeffrey Epstein, claims involving powerful political figures and the case of Virginia Giuffre, questions about the relationship between Bill Clinton and Epstein, and long-running theories connected to the Central Intelligence Agency, the Mena airport controversy, and drug-trafficking allegations involving Barry Seal. The episode also revisits the scandal surrounding Jimmy Savile, examining how institutions and elites have been accused of enabling abuse and corruption. Throughout the conversation, Attwood and the hosts analyze these claims, controversies, and competing narratives from a conspiracy-focused perspective. Please subscribe to the new Tin Foil Hat youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TinFoilHatYoutube Sam Tripoli's 5th Crowd Work Special "Hero Live From Batavia" Drops May 2nd On Youtube.com/SamTripoliComedy Grab your copy of the 2nd issue of the Chaos Twins now and join the Army Of Chaos: https://bit.ly/415fDfY Check out Sam "DoomScrollin with Sam Tripoli and Midnight Mike" Every Tuesday At 4pm pst on Youtube, X Twitter, Rumble and Rokfin! Join the WolfPack at Wise Wolf Gold and Silver and start hedging your financial position by investing in precious metals now! Go to https://www.samtripoli.gold/ and use the promo code "TinFoil" and we thank Tony for supporting our show. Grab Tickets To Sam Tripoli's Live Shows At SamTripoli.com: Costa Mesa, Ca: 5/28 La Jolla, Ca: 5/29-5/30 Albuquerque, NM: 6/12-6/13 Austin, TX: 6/18 Miami, Fl: 7/31-8/1 Lawerence, KS: 9/17-9/19 Tulsa, OK: 10/9-10/10 Dallsa, Tx: Nov 7th (TrutherCon) Austin, TX: Dec 11th-13th Please check out Word War Debate and the WordWarDebate Contenders Series: https://wordwardebate.com Please check Shaun Attwood's internet: Linktree: https://linktr.ee/shaunattwood Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@shaunattwoodOFFICIAL Please check out Sam Tripoli's internet: Linktree: https://linktr.ee/samtripoli Sam Tripoli's Stand Up Youtube Page: https://www.youtube.com/@SamTripoliComedy Sam Tripoli's Comedy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samtripolicomedy/%20P Sam Tripoli's Podcast Clip Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/samtripolispodcastclips/ Please support our sponsors: BlueChew Gold is designed to help men improve both performance and arousal, combining ingredients that support blood flow and mental readiness so your mind and body are on the same page. If you're looking for more confidence and a better experience in the bedroom, check out BlueChew Gold at BlueChew.com. Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get a third month FREE with promo code TINFOIL. Visit BlueChew.com for details and important safety information, and thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. Helix Sleep: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to Helix Sleep dot com slash Tinfoil. That's helixsleep.com/tinfoil. This is their best offer yet and it won't last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now.
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And what they do is they wait until these things die down, like with Maxwell, you know, she gets this big sentence.
And I said the day she was sentenced, she will kick down some money to a high court judge, some back sheesh, and she'll get Bill Cosbyed out early.
And what do we see happened?
She's already been put in a soft prison with the puppy program.
They're lining her up for early release.
This is how sneaky these elites are.
When the heat is on in the media, they pretend to do something about it, to shut the public up.
but as soon as it quietens down, they let these people out early so they can commit more crimes.
They don't give a crap about the survivors.
What the fuck are you guys who are talking about?
Global controls will have to be imposed.
And a world governing body will be created to enforce them.
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Drink from the fountain of knowledge.
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Very excited. We are
within, what is this? This is
994.
Four, six. Six away from the
Big 1000th. You'd think we'd worked on
something yet, but oh no, not this
group. But very excited.
Hope you can make it to
Austin to draw.
People are like, I can't get tickets.
People drop out. You just got to wait and hope
and pray. But that's
Business out of the way.
Very excited.
Oh, real quick, I'm going to be in La Jollaia this weekend.
The only reason I haven't promoted it because I've been so busy.
But this week at Friday Saturday night, I am in La Jolla, California,
at the 50th anniversary of the La Jolla Coney Store.
Honored that they asked me to do it.
Hope to see you there.
Very excited to have this guest on today.
He's been on before.
He's got some of the best content on YouTube.
His clips pop up all the time.
he is a YouTuber
and he is constantly going deep
into the elite pedophile rings
and we're honored to have them
please welcome the one the only
Sean Atwood. How are you, brother?
Oh man, it's a heat wave here
but Prince Andrews balls are on hot colds right now
it's just relentless
the news about him over here
not only the allegations against Virginia
which we could get into
the origin of the island one in particular
that the mainstream we're not reporting on
but now he's been arrested for selling secrets to Epstein as an investigation.
There was an allegation this week that at the Queen's Jubilee that he did something inappropriate.
And every week, on and on and on it goes.
And if you saw his face in the car outside the cop shop when he came out.
I should put that on a t-shirt.
Real quick, Sean, before we get into all that, you're biting at the bit and I'm excited to talk to you about it.
It's always a pleasure.
Real quick, can you tell us a little bit about yourself and where our listeners can find you?
Yeah, so all my socials.
I've written 19 books, my channel, everything are under my name, S-H-A-U-N, Sean Atwood.
I'll send you my link tree if you want to put that in the description.
I've written a series of books exposing predators, royal predators, elite predators, Epstein, etc.
The Clinton crime family, the Bush crime family, and on and on it goes.
What is really crazy to me, Sean, is how Europe seems to be taking way more action than America.
And it's gotten to the point now where American, have you guys seen this?
The American judicial system is letting these petos out early.
One guy got busted sexually assaulting like an eight-year-old boy.
He did 30 days in jail and then they let him out.
what is it mental health grounds or something i don't know what it is but it's i mean we are in a bolshevik
revolution in us in america they are trying their hardest to collapse the system and the best way to
collapse the system is to get so people have no trust in the system and to release all the crazy
so no one feels safe so we beg for martial law that is in full motion right now it is not even
they're not even trying to hide it and how about this and then
I'll bring you back in, Sean.
But so this one particular judge in Nevada, this dual citizenship Israeli, is released.
She sent the guy who got busted trying to meet a boy in a pet of sting.
She released him back to Israel.
And she just released the Israeli that got caught with biolabs in Vegas.
She just released him back to Israel.
That's great.
unbelievable.
Isn't there like a minimal sentencing for some of this bullshit?
Shouldn't there be like at least five?
You should get at least five for running a bio lab in the desert in Nevada.
Yeah, I agree.
But isn't it crazy?
It's just like the, but going back to my initial point, Sean, is that it just seems like Europe is taking this a lot more serious.
More people are stepping down.
More people are being arrested.
Nobody's being arrested out here.
What are your thoughts on why that is happening?
So judicial systems across the world love pedophiles.
I've interviewed a lot of survivors,
and one guy, he was going to get sentenced for a crime.
They switched the judge on it at the last minute.
He was expecting to get like five to 10 years.
And the judge that they switched him to was a judge who'd bugged him as a child,
and the judge ended up giving him 20 plus years.
So they gave slaps on the wrists to these rapists,
chomo, sex offenders.
When I was incarcerated, there was a thing called.
convict justice in the general population in Arizona they want to do your
paperwork as soon as you walk in and they're asking you you know what we read your
paperwork and if you've got any crimes of that nature on your paperwork it's KOS
kill on site so do you think the Queen's favorite son Prince Andrew is ever
going to get extradited to the state and end up in the general population prison
yard with the Irving and brotherhood prison gang facing some convict justice no
he's not we have seen the arrest of him
him yeah and that people applaud in that but all they did was through some red meat
to the public because the situation heated up so much more and more revelations
are coming about Andrew every single week and what they do is they wait until
these things die down like with Maxwell you know she gets this big sentence and I
said the day she was sentenced she will kick down some money to a high court judge
some back sheesh and she'll get Bill Cosbyed out early and what do we see
happened she's already been putting a soft
prison with the puppy program they're lining her up for early release this is how sneaky
these elites are when the heat is on in the media they pretend to do something about it
to shut the public up but as soon as it quietens down they let these people out early so
they can commit more crimes they don't give a crap about the survivors I interviewed
Epstein victim number one she's in the same room as Pam Bondi the Pamboni was like a
gargoyle wouldn't even look her in the face you think this woman who's been for all
the files and understood the plight of the survivors would say look
props you guys you're brave keep up the good work wouldn't even give them the time of day they are careerists egoists narcissists and paedophile enableers or participants in these evil acts the lot of them
my favorite thing is how everyone is trying to convince you that pam bondi is john bernay ramsi have you ever seen that way
so now it's come out that uh pam bondi has like uh turbo cancer or some shit like
really? Yeah, she's just announced that.
And who knows if that's real?
That's sympathetic,
trying to get some, you know, everyone to feel bad for her.
Maybe trying to get her to get her to Valhalla.
Or trying to get rid of her because she knows everything.
Because what people need to understand is like,
Pam Bondi is the,
is the AG that gave Epstein the sweetheart deal in Florida.
That's why she got promoted.
It's like 9-11 where everyone was in control of air traffic,
completely botched it,
botched it. Like, oh, mistakes.
are made or they went according to plan and they all got promoted they all got promoted it's the same
exact thing but there seems to be in europe maybe because the history of revolution of revolution
after revolution uh less tolerance of the elites i'm not expecting anything to happen to andrew
pern san you andrew he's like one of the elites of the elites um but i just feel like you guys
are dealing with this way better than we are.
I don't know why, but it just seems you put up
a less shit than we do.
Well, if you've got less influence of Prince Andrew,
they just wipe you out.
Look at Jean-Luc Brunel.
He was the second in charge procurer after Maxwell.
He was arrested in France.
He's in the French prison,
and he gets suicided in the exact same manner
as Jeffrey Epstein.
No autopsy there.
No information given to the public there.
They don't give a F in France.
They just snuff you out right away.
So he knew a lot about what was going on in Europe with the elites and we'll never get to hear that just like we won't get to hear what Jeffrey do.
And I did correspond with Jeffrey's cellmate, Nicholas Tar Taglione, the cop, who murdered all those people.
And I said, you know, there might be a quid pro quo back then where they would reduce his sentence from the death penalty.
And they'd let him out, you know, a bit earlier for doing the deed on Jeffrey.
and Jeffrey even appeared in court and said that Tar Taglione had made an attempt on him.
Whether they let Tar Taglioni back in after they moved him out to finish the job, who knows?
And there's so much, if you break down Jeffrey Epstein's behavior in Florida after he's convicted,
he didn't change anything.
He was moving all he wants.
He wasn't checking in.
He had like chauffeurs bring girls to him.
he would bang them in the car in like a you're like in like I don't want to say federal buildings but
in places he shouldn't be doing it and so then the whole thing with Trump happens which is such an
interesting dynamic because you know Trump is credited with kicking a lot of this off like
there you know the whole thing was that they want to expose how not how much money he really
didn't have like he was actually paper rich cash poor
and like, you know, his, his ego is so big that he kind of kicked off this war with Epstein,
but then Epstein is kind of what is taking him out at the same time.
It's like, in a weird way, watch what you wish for in a weird kind of way by starting this whole thing.
Yeah, we interviewed a few, one of the cops actually from the Florida Police Department,
Joe Mark Duggan, and he said his colleague, Joseph Rekir, when they raided Epstein's property,
they knew if they gave the evidence to the superiors it was just going to be
invisibleized so they made copies of it Joseph Rukery died mysteriously in his
50s as though it was the turbo cancer you referenced earlier and then John
Mark dug and he got raided he got so scared he went on the run in Russia where he is to
this day so the lower down cops who were well-being who knew we got this evidence we
gathered it we're going to give it our superiors they knew they were
fucked and this is how the elites hold everything down so we never see that
to full disclosure what's happened there it's the donor class isn't it democrats republicans
donor class holds the purse strings so if it's bill gates kicking down money to both sides
richard branson you know these guys were they revealed a little bit of them in the latest release
but imagine what they're not telling us in all these files they still haven't released yet so no matter
what politician gets in power they're going to bow down to the donor class and then you've got
the intelligence agencies the enforcement arm of that so if anyone gets
out of line, they're going to get whacked.
Yeah, I don't even know why we consider them
intelligence companies. They're just
basically private security
for the elites to clean up any
mess and also
destabilize any area they want
to go in and basically steal
all the natural resources.
They're literally
attack dogs for the elites.
I mean, we've seen the FBI cover up
multiple pedophile rings,
whether it's a Franklin scandal,
whether it's the finders.
I mean, it's so crazy how every, hey, listen, it is both sides of the aisle.
You know, this notion, it's so crazy how the Democrats in America didn't give a shit about
pedophiles until, you know, Trump was associated with it.
Now they just completely talk about Trump.
They don't talk about their side.
When like in, like, I think it was 2019, Hillary Clinton had four to five.
I think it's four.
It might be five.
Different associates.
on trial for child sex trafficking.
I mean, it is absolutely insanity because that, that action of committing crimes against
children is the initiation into the highest levels of power.
It is almost like gang jump-ins.
You got to kill somebody so that we have something on you because you'll have something
on us.
So that's kind of how it works.
So this is the crime, the worst crime of all crimes.
And it's super interesting to me because I don't know if you have this across the pond, Sean,
but we have petto hunters on the internet and they're doing great jobs.
I'm not saying that what they're doing is wrong.
It's really good work.
But it's like these are all low level guys.
And it also gives the illusion of that they're doing something against pedophiles.
Well, you're just arresting broke pedophiles.
That's really people who live with their parents still and all this shit.
I'm going to say something that people may not agree with.
Most of them seem to be on the spectrum.
They don't really have a lot of social skills.
Not saying what they're doing is okay, but it's like super low-hanging fruit.
And, you know, these are the guys who get 10 years.
These are the guys get the big ones.
And then, you know, the actual elites, the judges, you know, throw out the case and do all that is definitely two tiers of justice.
And it's crazy.
Do they have pedophile hunters in England?
like they're just giant YouTube channels in LA.
They're huge.
Yeah, we've got loads of pedophile hunters here,
and there's been all kinds of problems with the law over them.
And I've done collaborations with Chris Hansen,
who was a pioneer of this,
is to catch a predator to do some brilliant work,
billions of views on his stuff.
Going back to what you said earlier, though,
I believe through my research,
to get to the top of politics,
you've got to be compromised.
Whether it's Trump, you know,
in the changing rooms,
at the beauty pageants with Epstein
doing God knows what,
or Clinton, you know, Clinton managed to parlay his association with the Bush crime
family and the CIA into the White House. They picked the Arkansas to do the drug drops,
Maynard, et cetera, Barry Seal, because Bill Clinton was the sleesiest, most corrupt governor in the
all of the states. I mean, he was going around, coked up, frenzied, raping women,
Hillary would find out where these women lived, and their pets would be murdered,
people would be thrown off balconies, etc. There's nothing going to stop their rise to power.
He had a penchant for going out with plus sized ladies of the night who were ladies of color who would humiliate his shrunken coke dick.
All of this stuff.
This isn't out the clear.
I'm getting all these accounts from his security, his state troopers, the ones who are still alive or are not hashtag Clinton body count.
The guys who bodyguarded him, they give all of these accounts of how ruthless, evil and depraved the Clintons were.
I talked about this on Joe Rogan's podcast, but Don the hypnotist has worked with people who were part of Hillary Clinton's security detail.
They said the things that they saw her do were this unspeakable.
Children will go in the room and never come out.
You know, it's just, and it's an inability to understand that.
And the way we project our views of our mothers and our fathers and our brothers and our sisters on the people we don't know.
and that's how we compartmentalize what they're doing.
My mom wouldn't do that.
Hillary wouldn't do that.
You're like, I mean, just in the world of like entertainment,
the level of psychopath you have to be to make it to that fucking level.
Like some people walk through it and other people's just lie, cheat, steal, and stab to get there.
And just so just imagine politics and how dirty that shit is.
It's like a dirty game, dude.
But she's doing it for women's rights.
Yeah.
All the women who ended up in cages when Libya became the human trafficking capital of the world?
What about all the women who Bill Clinton essayed and raped and signed NDAs,
the women that Trump bought when he was debating Hillary who couldn't say anything,
but they all sat there stirring Hillary down.
They don't give a crap about human rights.
All they care about is their own self-aggrandizement and power plays.
regardless of your religion or whatever it is, but at the very top, they look at us like cattle.
Oh, yeah.
They think we're basically cattle.
The way I say it all the time, but the way Joe Rogan talks about hunting elk is how these elites look at us.
You know, they're doing us a favor.
You know, they're taking us out, treating us.
That's why, you know, the IDF and the way they filmed their crimes, it's like, because they literally look at us like we're freaking cattle, dude.
That's it.
That's why they spray the skies with poison.
That's why they poison our food.
That's why our culture is poisoned.
It's literally like it's thinning the herd.
It's cutting the grass.
That's exactly what they do.
And like our children are their fodder and they just don't care.
They just do not care.
So let's get into what you,
some of the things you wanted to talk about.
I wanted to talk about the,
I wanted to talk about,
you want to get into Prince Andrew and him on the island.
Can you tell us a little bit about that?
Yeah, because we all hear about the famous photo of Andrew and Virginia.
And I even went to that property and filmed at it like six years ago,
which ended up putting me in the Epstein files.
But what the mainstream media never report on is the third allegation that Virginia made against Andrew.
And that was on the island.
And she said they were at a swimming pool.
naked it was an orgy there was Andrew Maxwell Epstein and Jean Lou Brunel Jean-Luc Brunel
you know Epstein both he slept with over a thousand girls through the Jean-Luc
Brunel pipeline the feds were fast-tracking these women in with visas into the pipeline
you know US government totally in on it as usual and Epstein even boasted that John Luke Brunel
had given him 12 year old triplets as a birthday gift and he commended them on the all
oral sex skills. So Virginia said that they were all joking around, you know, saying all these
depraved things. And a lot of the girls in though looked underage that were in the swimming pool,
East European girls couldn't even speak English. And the predators were joking. They were the
easiest ones to do these horrific things too because they don't speak English and, you know,
what they're going to do about it? And it's true because, you know, we've heard English-speaking
women that were survivors speak out. But can you imagine all the
girls that they got from these poor countries they went up to the families and said
we're gonna make you a model come with us you know you're gonna live a life of
luxury glitz glamour etc and then did these girls go missing who's even gonna know
about them how many of them have been unalive it's sickening I interviewed
Juliet Bryant she's out of South Africa she was a teenager when they procured her
into the mix and she was flying around with Bill Clinton Maxwell Kevin Spacey
Epstein across Africa and they were going across Africa because they were doing all
these charitable deeds while they were raping her behind the scenes so they used
this cloak of charity Clinton Foundation classic example you know while they
go around and the true agenda is just to destroy young people's lives they're
terrorizing them they're feeding off their energy the lusche and you know it goes
all the way to things like the cult of Barley had a guest on today who really
broke it down about the human sacrifice side of that whereby they get the children
you know they're really terrified and it's at that point where the most
terrified they extract the most energy from them but the God Barl you know if you go
back to the beginning of it he wanted the community to sacrifice their
children so that the crops would grow and they wouldn't starve and they
wouldn't get raided by rival tribes and all that and they were adjusted back
then to believe they were doing the right thing by giving their own kids up
to these practices and even when they tried to buy other kids to do it with
or breed specifically to have these sacrifices
then the priests ruled that because the sacrifices weren't as great
BAL was displeased and you must go back to giving your own kids up
and even the elites the elite kids it's even more
beneficial to sacrifice their kids so this is you know thousands of years ago
but this is evolved over the ages
We've seen Mollock, we've seen Bohemian Grove, and we suspect, look at the Epstein files, we've got the bank account ball, that these practices were committed by these elites.
There's cannibalism.
We saw in the files, you know, talking about shrimp, jerky, pizza, all of that kind of stuff.
So you can imagine behind the scenes how bad this is, just from what we know now, but can you imagine what we don't actually know what we can only imagine?
Yeah, it's kind of crazy.
so I'm in this weird chat.
It's not weird. It's great, but
it's deep, dude.
It's called Sam Tripoli, T-P-E-U-S-A.
And I had the fight to get into a group that just was named after me.
And they finally brought me in, you know,
because Kurt didn't have any clue out to add people.
And, bro, this thing goes so deep.
It's like I have to Google stuff just to understand what they're talking about.
And they've been talking about how, you know,
Like even way before Abraham did, way before the Abrahamic religions.
You know, we have this weird thing where we kind of look at the past.
We either look at them as dumb cavemen or if you believe in like, you know, hidden history
that they were like super duper, like technology and all this stuff that was wiped away by a flood
and stuff like that.
But if you really, you know, you study it like way back in the day, everything was about sacrifice.
and sacrificing to children.
So what I've always said, and like the, you know,
they were basically talking about how these elite death cults just took over these religions.
That they started out as one thing, and then these, through cloak,
they kind of came in and took it over and veered it more towards this dark side of,
like, child sacrifice, animal sacrifice and child sacrifice.
And it's like they were doing that way back in the day, too,
sacrificing to gods.
It's like insane to me.
And now you see that.
And I've been saying this forever.
It's all Babylonian.
And at the end of the day,
the old gods want to come out and play.
They're tired of sitting in the background.
They want to be worship.
They want sacrifice.
And that's this kind of push now in front of everybody.
And even to the point of like,
what are you going to do about it?
No,
it's because if the elites for thousands of years have thought that that's how you get power,
why would you all of a sudden stop?
Yeah, 100%.
Why would you just stop?
Why would you just give up what everyone's been telling you,
whatever elite's been telling you?
If you do this, you get these powers.
And the access to power, too.
I mean, like you brought up the European girls, the Hottie sisters, right?
I think that's their names.
The Palestinian supermodel sisters have been coming out against Israel.
But they're in the Epstein Files as being the most willing and submissive.
Like, they would literally, they would talk about, you know, backdoor action with them.
this didn't say nicely, but they were totally down with all that.
And it's how do you get to the highest levels of power?
You know, it's like these Victoria Secret models, yeah, they're the most gorgeous girls on planet Earth,
but do you think they're the only most gorgeous ones?
Like, why are they in there and why is this other girl not allowed to be a part of it?
Well, I wouldn't doubt if those women allowed them to do insanely crazy shit to them.
Yeah, with the ball worship.
then the main method of sacrificing the babies was through fire.
They would burn them alive.
And the mothers weren't allowed to cry.
Otherwise, it would cancel out the effects of sacrificing the babies.
So in some circumstances, they would have music playing to drown out the cries of the mothers.
In other cases, they would use knives and try and kill the babies before they burnt them.
And you're right, you know, about the hierarchy.
Because we didn't do the guy called Craig Lund.
don't know if you had him on yet satanic big tech he was in silicon valley and he rose up the ranks
and he said in the beginning he would go to the bar with the fellas do the coke the strippers etc
and every time it was incremental what you were getting into and he got to the top of it and he couldn't
say what he did he didn't want to incriminate himself but he said the guys who were promoted in
silicon valley were the guys who went all the way so i've had to ask myself you know what is the
motivations of doing this stuff and you've got this camaraderie the bonding we're
all doing this stuff together we're all you know compromised but we can all
the way with this and you've also got the honey trap side of it like with Epstein
then you've got the guys who are just the pure psychopaths who are getting off on
doing these most horrific things the kids on aliveing them even and at that
maximum point of anxiety for the child, that is what they are finding the most orgasmic.
So there's all these different motivations we found out through our interviews that are causing
these things to happen even in the present day.
Yeah, it is really, really crazy.
I mean, if you take a look at open AI, right?
Johnny, it was Sam Altman.
Yes.
Sam Altman.
I mean, the man's accused of doing horrific stuff to his sister.
and then one of their quote-unquote whistleblowers turns out dead and they say it's a homicide
and he just keeps getting more promoted.
I mean, just keeps moving farther and farther up to power ranks and more and more secure.
And if you just like, again, when we talk about all these famous people,
how there's like a famous death in their family, somebody or in their band or whatever,
somebody dies.
Kanye talks about them, sacrifice.
his mom, you know, stuff like that, you know, all this darkness leads to them being at the biggest,
highest levels of their, their industry.
And then you have the ones that just they'll transition their kids as a, you know, a sacrifice in that way to the elites.
Hey, look my, I have, Megan Fox has three trans kids.
That's statistically impossible.
doesn't make any sense.
It makes no sense at all.
So it's a sacrifice of being able to eventually produce children.
It's a sacrifice of your life.
It's a sacrifice of children in one way or another to the highest levels of power.
You know, the highest levels of power.
And even if you get into this war, you know, Johnny, I owe Johnny an apology.
Johnny very early on was like, something's off with this war.
It doesn't really make sense.
Are they really bombing Israel?
Is Iran really bombing Israel?
I see this video, a 24-hour feed of Tel Aviv.
Nothing's happening on it.
There's no, nothing, you can't see anything going down.
I'm like, whatever, Johnny.
But more and more, I just start thinking that all the elites are in on it together.
You've read some great points there.
Two emails came to mind then.
So, you know, they closed ranks in the beginning, like we saw with Epstein,
with the sweetheart deal with Acosta.
and a classic example of that was the Richard Branson email whereby he was proposing that Bill Gates
come out and issue a statement saying Jeffrey's a great guy yeah he's a horny guy he had sex of a
teenager big deal you know guys do that and if Bill Gates has got his back it'll it'll all go away
and Epstein will be able to move on so yeah they totally close ranks until someone
becomes such a liability they got to stuff them out the other email it came to
to mind when you were speaking there was the email between Epstein and the top I
think he was like a molecular biologist or something and they were talking
about the creation of a hermaphrodite they got a lab in the Ukraine where they're
doing gene editing and all this stuff and he was talking about having the best of
both worlds sexually by creating this baby with both of these parts and they
said they've been watching you know videos of hermaphrodite how how pleasing
it is sexually to to be like that so they were
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support what we're doing but Alan Dulles stepped in and it went all about
regime change and it's exactly the same it's the exact same script that
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They did the regime change, they put the Shah in charge of King of Kings, and they were training
his secret police to cut people's noses off and hang people up on meat hooks.
The deep state does not give a shit about the people of Iran or any of these countries.
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I have this belief that the money doesn't even matter because they have so much money and they can print all of it.
It really is about satanic rituals of sacrifice.
And, you know, we just had our friends from Shiba News Network.
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But he brought up this really great thing, Sean.
I think you might find interesting.
and that is that he found these verses in these biblical texts, right, Johnny?
Yeah, extra biblical, yeah.
Extra biblical.
That's why I wanted to ask you.
Extra biblical texts.
And it was basically along the lines of this belief that if the number of souls on earth hit a certain number,
that that would kick off the actual end of days and the judgment of Satan.
and that, you know, this, this, this abortion, these wars, this, all this stuff, all that stuff, end up keeping that number down.
So it never really happened.
And we never really get to that number.
It was very interesting to me.
So if you go, Sam, what is war about?
Everyone's like, it's about oil.
I go, well, we find oil everywhere.
And America has more oil than the Middle East.
I think it's all about sacrifice.
I think it's all about
I think it's all about
sacrifice and destroying the old world
so we don't know where we came from,
how powerful we can truly be.
But it's really about sacrifice.
I mean, everybody's talking about Palestine
right now, and we should be.
What's happening there is one of the
saddest things we've ever seen.
Also, what's going on in Lebanon.
But, I mean, nobody talks about the Ukraine.
I mean, the Ukraine,
1.5 million white Christians
have been just thrown.
thrown into the meat grinder and killed.
And it's like everyone's like, you know, Putin's fighting the New World Order.
Or he's just a character in it and he knows where the power and the money is really at.
And if he plays ball, he gets a seat at the table.
You know, I mean, like 1.5 million people dead.
And nobody really even talks about that from this angle.
I mean, this is how crazy they are.
They're nominating Zelensky for Nobel Peace people.
prize so they had peace Ukraine and Russia years ago and Boris Johnson went out there
and the Seoul Zelensky keep fighting we've got your back etc and it came out
here in recent months that just prior to that Boris Johnson had received over a
million dollar contribution from a drone manufacturer to keep the war going so
again vested interest but the biggest scale of it I agree with you entirely it's
power geopolitics cult worship you know it's it's just that one and a half
million people dead in Ukraine is a blood sacrifice they're propping up that
side to keep the fighting going and there's no young people left we're seeing them
get grabbed shoved in vans and and sent off to the meat grinder I know people
who've been out there they're telling people say goodbye to your families as you go
to the meat grantly because you're not never going to see them again
and well we got Zelensky this guy who's playing the piano with his pecker
who was a comedian who was a TV it was a TV show guy who was a cokehead who was selling
the weapons by them was selling into the cartel so he could get his kilos of coke it's it's
crazy town absolute crazy town but yeah the most money is siphoned off by war what did julian
asange say it's just a big money laundering scheme and by keeping it going you know they're
making even more and their blood sacrifice it even more young people but what they're going
to do when there's no Ukrainians left kirstarmer here this scumbagabag
he's got the lowest ratings in the history of prime ministers he's already spouting off about sending
the young people of england to go to the meat grinder because you know put the dat putin the damn
communists are coming put in etc which i've been hearing since i was a kid people were building
bomb shelters shelters when i was going up because the russians were coming how long are they
going to be able to just go go along with that BS to keep everybody fighting so we're going to
huddle up and look up to our government to our leaders i mean
Kea Starla right now he's got this case right where these Ukrainian rent boys which is
Cockney slang for male prostitutes.
Three Ukrainian rent boys were arrested and they're in trial for fire bombing on different
dates various properties and cars belonging to Kea Starma.
So the mainstream media's not reported on it over to say that they're at trial.
The big question is what are these male models, these grinder kids,
doing at Kirstama's properties in the first place.
How did they know about it?
Is he diddling them?
Just like the presidents of the United States are doing these things.
Is Kirstarming on it as well?
It bloody well looks like he is.
If you've seen the state of him.
Hold on, Sean.
Are you telling me they set gay hookers into terrorize people?
Is that what it is?
So two of Kirstama's properties and a car were fired.
bombed in separate incidents and then they didn't arrest like arsonists and you know
career criminals for it they arrested these male model rent boy characters if you go on
on google and just put in you know BBC Keir Stam and arsonists you'll see pictures of
them they look like they fresh out the gate bar they got the plucked eyebrows and all this
stuff and these kids are on trial now these kids are on trial now for targeting his
properties how did they know to target his properties what kind of a beef did they have with
of Kirstam in the first place.
Holy shit.
And he not paid his bill?
His bill?
Holy shit.
That is crazy, dude.
So the intelligence agency here
has issued a D-Notice on the media,
which means report on this
at your peril.
Really, dude.
That is crazy.
Terrorist Twinks, dude.
They say terrorist twigs.
They're trying to kick
Kirstriammer out, and he's hanging on
by a Fred right now.
honest this this maggot you just look at his face he's waiting for his next download from the new world order
he's just an total parasite everything he says no one believes anything he says
honestly he's got to go but he's just he just refuses to go but sadly you know we can throw
apples and carrots and stuff at him and rejoice when he does goz but what they're going to do
just replace him with the next person is just going to implement their agenda and he has been
involved with this these satanic pedocults since he
was a little boy. I mean, he was, isn't there pictures of him with Jimmy Salvo?
So, Kirstama pops up in a lot of suspicious places. When Jimmy Saville, when reports came in
about Jimmy Saville to investigate him, etc. Stama was in a legal position within the government.
I think it was Crown Prosecution Service. He was ahead of it. And he ordered that Saville not be
investigated. There was also there was also some stabbing this nutcase stabbed a bunch of girls in
Southport near Liverpool that were at this dance class this radicalized guy and then Starla went up there
pretended to cry for the girls and the people like this guy's so phony but then it came out that
Starma was involved in bringing the kids parents over I think it was from Rwanda and there's allegations of
there was genocide and stuff and they were involved i don't know but anyway starma keeps popping up in all
of these really diabolical places king charles as well you know jimmy savel was one of uh he was just waltzing
and out of buckingham palace he had all access uh mount batten was the one who brought
jimmy savel into the fold and mount batten was king charles's mentor mount batten was also
buggering boys dressing them up in soldier outfits etc all documented in uh by american
intelligence and Saville for decades he got away with it I've got a documentary on
YouTube people watch it afraid to call Untouchable Jimmy Saville also written a book Untouchable
Jimmy Saville and Saville would throw a lunch club for the Leeds police force every week which
was the jurisdiction he was domiciled at and whenever there was a report about Saville across the
UK about his evil deeds the protocol was the report had to go from police
Department A to Leeds Police Department and the guy at the Leeds Police Department that
was incoming for these reports was a member of Saville's lunch club so none of these reports
saw the time of day and he was so arrogant Saville he was in his Rolls Royce and a police man knocked
on the door he had an underage girl next to him and he looks the cop her up and down he's like she
turns 16 at midnight what the fuck do you want if you don't want to lose your job you better get back
to the cop shop kind of thing and he's looking in and the cops like you know you guys okay you guys
sam was like on your way fuck off and then the cop goes back to the cop shop and says his experience i just
had with jimby sam what should they do about it and they said yeah if you say anything about him we will
all lose our jobs keep your mouth shut this was a guy on a papal knighthood knighted by queen elizabeth
he was a freemason the freemasons at his funeral his coffin was buried at a
30 foot three degree angle facing the coast.
Whoa!
He was best buddies with Margaret Fatcher.
He would go in and out of the prime ministers, 10 Downing Street.
And this was a guy from the north of England like me, humble origins, coal mining area.
He was down the mines as a young person, became a DJ, a DJ, sorry, working in the nightclubs and stuff.
All of a sudden becomes the most famous TV personality in the year.
UK. You had several TV shows. I never trusted him when I watched him as a kid, but one
of them was called Jim Will Fix It, where you wrote in, Dear Jim, you know, I want to be in the
cockpit of an airplane, for example, or I want to meet the prime minister. He would make these
things happen. He was also a host, we had a regular TV show over here, a musical one,
called Top of the Pops, where groups would come out and mime and the dancers were there.
And there's a video on YouTube of Saville putting his hands.
of a teenage girl's skirt and she jumps for her life and he's just smiling and
grinning away we interviewed a lady called Sheila who was at Duncroft
Girls School which they called Jimmy Saville's paedophile sweet shop so these
girls were troubled girls he would pull up in his Rolls-Royce the woman who ran it she
loved him she would let him stay the night he would go in the girls bedrooms
and he would tell the girls you know come with me in my
Rolls Rice and you can dance at top of the pops and he would get him in the changing room and he would molest them
or he would molest him in the Rolls Rice he would bring him perfumes and cigarettes and stuff like that
and he just got away with it for decades and even when he you know away when it came out after
he died the BBC and the government still tried to suppress it but a lot of good people pushed it through
and eventually he was he was completely it was revealed
You know, he had hundreds, if not thousands of survivor victims.
I mean, and look at Jimmy Salval.
Is there any way that guy gets on television?
And we all know that the British are much better at allowing unattractive people who are talented on TV.
I mean, look at Saturday Night Live, you know, UK versus, you know, American Serenite Live, the level of attractiveness.
and that's why everyone thinks, you know, the UK version is 10 times better because they probably are actually talented people instead of talking mannequins.
Like we have on a...
But like Jimmy Saville is a level of ugly that is like unbelievable, dude.
It's like...
And he does that thing that the elites do where like they love to have the worst haircut possible.
It's almost like fucking with you how bad their haircut is.
They're like, look how bad I look and look how hot my chick is.
Like, I'm this ugly and you can't get this prime ass like I'm getting, dude.
Top shelf ass.
It's like the owner of the Raiders.
Like you can't get worse.
But he's got the hottest chick walking around.
I mean, dude, every day here you got somebody else pregnant.
I don't think it's all real, but it's so hilarious.
So anybody thinks that troll could get anybody pregnant.
But my question to you is, and I'm sure you've done deep dives into it,
and it's like kind of something that, you know,
we've been talking about on this show about Jeffrey Epstein. It's like, you know, if you study Bill Clinton, there's that situation, I believe, and I'm going to either he went to Princeton or Oxford. I'm trying to remember what school was. But he catches an essay case. And it disappears. Just like P. Diddy, catches an essay case. Disappears. And then suddenly they're in positions of power because, again, this is the,
gang ritual of jumping in.
They got something on you.
Same thing with Snoop Dog and the murder case.
So did you ever discover if there was anything in Jimmy Sevel's past?
And if you don't know, that's fine too.
But that kind of like jump starts him into the elites?
So from my research, I believe not only was he doing these things of kids himself,
he had indoctrinated him into the elite system as a procurer of kids for the royal
family and for the elite maybe he started out with the local cops then he ends up a
wizard in the freemasons and then all of a sudden he clicked up with Lord
Mountbatten and Lord Mountbatten we know his penchant for buggering the boys in the
soldier outfits etc look at King Coro Boys home that kind of a thing so it seems to
us that he was given a pass because he was procuring to so many different elites so we
see parallels between Epstein procuring for royals such as Andrew and then Saville
you know doing the exact same thing but starting decades before Epstein I mean
Epstein was running around with as a younger person he was admiring like the
Khashoggi Maxwell honey trap apparatus
across Europe, you know, the Bank of Credit and Commerce,
international, I think it was called.
And he was gleaning information from that.
So I don't know if Epstein crossed paths with Saville
because of the age differences there.
And then he's talking about Clinton, you know,
going back to his university days having essay.
If people think we're making this up, you know,
just Google, you know, Juanita, Roderick, Jennifer Flowers,
etc.
His method of operation was, you know,
when he was governor of Arkansas,
or AG whatever it was if there was an aspiring young woman who wanted to help him with
his campaigns he would arrange to meet them in a hotel hotel lobby or try and get him up to the bedroom
applied him with alcohol try and get him on coke whatever it took and then he would do his evil
deed and his trademark was that he left a bite he was biting some of them as well several of them
have said that over the years but again you know it all gets disappeared doesn't it when he's in
running for president, the media in lockstep, all say what a great guy is, what a humanitarian,
charismatic speaker, et cetera. And that's how the public get hoodwinked time and time again.
It's very interesting. This kind of popped up for a short time was about Jeffrey Epstein
and his father and how Epstein, you know who wrote Casablanca, right?
the movie. Johnny, do you know who it is?
The Epstein brothers, right? So the Epstein brothers write Casablanca.
What's Consta Blanca about?
His Epstein people?
Well, this is the whole thing, right?
So the Epstein brothers write Casablanca.
At some point, I believe it's Warner Brothers, right?
Literally this Warner, they're brothers.
It's interesting, too.
The third name on that screenplay is Howard Koch.
Coke, another, like the Coke brothers.
Yeah, that's really suspicious.
So, so anyways, Warner Brother owes the Epstein's a lot of money, and he doesn't want to pay them.
So at the time, this was during the Red Scare.
So if you could get somebody labeled a communist, they were basically blackmailed from Hollywood.
So anyways, this Warner brother, yeah, blackballed, excuse me.
So this Warner brother basically labels the Epstein brothers as communists and they get excommunicated.
So six months later, one of the Epstein's dies of, die, and I'm quoting, dies of cancer.
Well, six months later is after that or a short time after that.
And Epstein shows up in New York.
Now, here's the thing about this Epstein.
If you actually look at his like history, there's like 13 years of nothing.
That this was an Epstein that had gone to like, I think World War II or something like that,
had gone in and then the trail stops.
There's no, there's no history of him until he suddenly shows up in New York
and is like a government, it's like a city like lawn maintenance guy,
something like that, which is
Jeffrey Epstein's dad.
So it's super interesting
in me because a lot of people believe
there's a segment that believes
somehow Epstein faked his own death.
And, you know, I just saw Jesse on fire
do another video about how
he believes
Palm Beach P is actually Epstein,
which would be the greatest fucking
you've ever seen in your fucking life.
Right? But it's like
super interesting
that that happens because it's an Epstein from Hollywood.
He's powerful.
I'm sure some people know.
And just think about this.
This is like, there's no internet.
There's no paper trail.
There's no way to confirm anything.
This Epstein from war has 13 years of just nothing.
There's no evidence of anything.
There's no paper trail.
There's no documents on him for 13 years.
And then he suddenly shows up in New York City.
marries Epstein's mom and the rest is history because you're always like why did they pick
Epstein what about Epstein why did Bill Barr's dad let him why did they let him become a teacher
when he had no no credentials to teach why does he suddenly get hired at this investment firm
when he has no history of investing like that that is the million billion dollar
question right there. Why is this guy picked? And that goes back to Jimmy Saville. Sounds like because
he was running all these kids shows and they probably knew he was a giant perv. And probably at
some point got busted and they stepped in and cleaned it up for him and be like, you can do all this
shit. You can do all this shit forever. You just have to do what we tell you to do, which is
secure young girls for us. And you can go into old homes and rape grandmas. You can go into
morgues and have sex with dead bodies. This is what Saville was known for.
Yeah, Saville was a necro-romancer as well, absolutely. He was fascinated with death
from a young age, volunteered to work at the hospitals, had access to the corpses, and people who
were like in hospital beds who were ill or incapacitated in some way, he would do things to them.
and there was one case where an underage girl reported it to the nurse and the nurse said you know
that's just jimmy savel don't say anything he's raising millions for the hospital and again it's that
cloak of charity that they hide under time and time again uh that was fascinating what you said about
epstein's that i didn't know that we've we have interviewed a guy called ari ben manashu
we interviewed him for a second time more recently and he gave us history about epstein's earlier years
the mainstream media version of how Epstein and Maxwell met is absolute BS.
Because Arabem Manashi, if the views are familiar, he was in the feds prison for Iran-Contra.
This was, he worked with Robert Maxwell and he said Robert Maxwell brought Epstein into the fall and
introduced Maxwell, Glenn and Jeffrey back then, way before she went over mourning for the death
of her father. So, you know, it was this big massive apparatus that Robert Maxxel
Maxwell had all over the world the spiders web that people are trying to unravel to this day
and Ari ben Mnashi said he didn't like Epstein he also said that it was Epstein compromise
they used on Bill Clinton to get Bill Clinton to scupper the peace deal with the Palestinians
and Yasser Arafat and I remember nationally he was former Israeli military intelligence so we've
never had anyone that close to you know that that side of things talk to us and he basically said
you know, Epstein's main loyalty, what was to Israel and the Mossad.
And the same with Robert Maxwell.
That's why you got this funeral of honors in Israel when he died,
even though they probably took him out.
And it's super interesting because the Zionist of America will try to convince you
that Epstein was a KGB asset and everyone else is like he's a Mossad asset.
But if you study Robert Maxwell,
Well, he was all of those things.
So do I think that Epstein was doing business with the KGB?
100%.
It's all about power.
The Russians are constantly working on new technologies.
If there's something that could help Israel, he'll fucking make that happen for them as well.
So it's, again, it's like all these, you know, I, um, oligarchies help oligarchies, dude.
Alligarchies help oligarchies.
That's what I believe.
The elites of all this, they're all related somehow in bloodlines, and they basically need to keep their populations mad at each other so that they don't focus on that.
All these elites are working together to bring in a one world government where they control everything.
We're just sheep.
They can do whatever they want with us.
We all barely survive in high anxiety, high stress, high depression, and they feed off our energy.
So again, it's like this nonlinear warfare that the KGB came up with where they supply both sides of the argument with enough evidence that both sides are sure that they are right so that they never come together.
So was Epstein a fucking Mossad agent?
Yeah, 100%.
Probably the most loyal to them.
But was he working with the KGB?
I wouldn't doubt it.
I mean, if you have that, I mean, that is literally the story of Casablanca.
Casablanca was where all the spies could go and everyone.
It's literally like John Wick before John Wick.
You know the hotel where all the spies and all the assassins can go,
but you can't shoot or kill anybody in there.
That's the one place where everyone goes to chill.
Casablanca, same exact thing.
He knew everybody was working everybody.
Would I doubt that Epstein would do that exact same thing?
100%.
Why wouldn't you work with the Russians if it could bring in money,
power and access for Israel.
100 fucking percent, dude.
But the AI
control grid is going to save us,
Sam. What do you think of that?
I couldn't agree more, dude.
Please bring on AI God.
Please bring it to us.
Bill Clinton
is an interesting story.
You know,
I've told this story before
when the JFK
assassination happened.
They had the Warner
Commission study it.
and they gave us the magic bullet theory.
But on that commission, there was one guy that was like,
this story's bullshit, and I'm not going to agree to it.
Well, that guy gets driven to the airport, gets on a plane,
and has never heard from again, ever.
The story is that the guy who drove that senator to the airport was, in fact, Bill Clinton.
Took him out?
No, Bill drove him to the airport.
and then the plane disappeared
and he was never heard from again.
So Bill was very, very connected again,
catches that SA case at whatever university he's at.
Oxford.
Is it Oxford?
Okay, Oxford.
Catches the SA case and now they got him compromised.
So then Hillary Clinton, whose father,
basically was like the lawyer or something for the Chicago mob.
And once the heads of those were taken out,
Who's the famous Chicago mob guy?
You remember he went to jail for tax fraud?
Capone.
Capone.
Capone gets taken out.
Nobody realizes that Hillary Clinton's father takes over the mob at that point.
He starts running it once Capone's gone.
So now she's like the daughter of a famous mobster.
She's, I'm my humble opinion, gay.
And, you know, just like they did it with Jada and Will Smith, they kind of put these two
together to to form a power couple that seems heterosexual.
I mean, his daughter doesn't even look like him.
He looks more like Hubbard.
You know, they're, they're associate.
She has the exact same face.
And I'm going to tell you something, Sean.
People can call me crazy.
I really do believe that these eyes wide shut parties happen.
And they all go there and everybody bangs each other's wives.
And if someone gets, if they get pregnant, you have to raise that.
kid. It's almost like a weird
occult cucking that
goes on. Because
you look at like Princess Dyes
kids, they don't look a lot like
Charles. And you can kind of look at
these other guys and go, you know,
okay, that he looks more like
you know, it's like who's the oldest? Williams?
Is that the oldest?
You think they are? William.
You think they're trying to get pregnant, though,
at those parties? Or you think it's just
it happens? It happens. It happens.
It happens.
that's my honest belief
and if your wife gets pregnant
during these rituals of orgies
it sucks to be you kind of
yep that's your that's your son
that's your daughter
and if you look at
I think it's Hibbard
or Hubbard
Johnny it's an associate of
the Clintons
he she has his exact face
it's super
it's called sperm competition
they have warrior sperm in the sperm
and the warrior sperm fight the other sperm
and if the warrior sperm doesn't win
then the other guy gets the woman pregnant
do you know anything about Bill Clinton's mom
because someone died on her shift
she was working in a medical profession
and they brought in the coroner Famie Malick
who covered it all up
so she wouldn't get in any trouble
and then if you look at the hashtag Clinton body count
you know boys in the tracks etc
if you died if the Clinton's
wacked you if you were shot in the head I mean Fami Malik would say that you
drowned in a swimming pool he's some of his rulings were that blatant if you look
at the boys on the tracks case the word they had these two kids who witnessed the
drug drop and then were laid side by side after they stuffed them out on a on a
rail track and on a top over them Fami Malik ruled that they'd smoked so much
green they'd gone into a psychedelic trance laid side by side on the tracks and
the train had run over them so yeah so so for years this is Don Henry and Ives Kevin
Ives and Linda Ives for years she was hounding Bill Clinton showing up his speeches
demanding you know a proper account proper explanation of what had happened to her son
God bless her and she never ever got any explanation from Clinton as to what what really
happened to her son that day absolute tragedy so again you know collateral damage as far as
as these people are concerned.
And it was Clinton who provided the state security
for the drug drops, the troopers,
the Alaska state police.
So it might have been his own guys
that snuffed those kids out.
And then the CIA was coordinating the drug drops.
George H.W. Bush,
under him, Felix Rodriguez, CIA,
Oliver North,
a BS artist, etc.
And because the Clinton has played ball
with the CIA, with these drug drops,
I believe that's how they parlayed
into going to the White House.
And we even saw, you know, George H.W. Bush
grabbing women's arses in his wheelchair as he was about to expire.
He voted for Hillary Clinton, Republican.
This is how tight Clinton and Bush crime families are.
It's all the same thing, folks.
It's an illusion of choice when they're asking you to vote.
Yeah.
When Clinton was governor, Arkansas was ranked 50th in basically everything.
They were the last place.
almost everything in America.
Number one in CIA drug deals, though.
Yeah.
15 in education.
Number one in CIA drug deal.
The drug money that went through the banks of Arkansas
was out of control back then.
So they had a scam.
God bless Larry Nichols.
He's another one who died.
I think the turbo cancer.
So Larry Nichols,
he worked for AdFa,
Arcosore Development Finance.
authority which was you know branded as this wonderful thing going to bring jobs to the
community etc but actually what you did was you wrote a check to the rose law firm
put in your application for a loan from ad for that's Hillary's you know law working at this
law firm and then they would give you this loan which you never had to pay back so they had this
amazing way of laundering one of the ways of laundering money yeah I've heard that with
lawyers. Lawyers have this thing where they can hold your money.
What? And because there's a client lawyer privilege, no one can ask what to do.
And that's how you can launder money. You can give it to your lawyer and then they just loan it back to you.
But because they already have the money, you don't have to pay them back.
God bless client lawyer privilege. When I was in the jail, there was an Italian mafia young man who was I was house.
with and he was running the show
at night. It'd be out with the guard
smoking, giving them orders, and he managed to put some
my co-defendants in myself with me. But he had
attorney-client privilege. He had his girlfriend
coming as his lawyer and giving him
blow jobs in the legal room
where the guards couldn't go.
Nice. That's great.
I mean, dude, God bless these sex
addicts and how much they're
willing to do. It's like, unbelievable.
I don't mean God bless.
Like, fuck them. You know, it
really is crazy the level
of crime and I just think that we're starting to slowly descend into like a banana republic
where it's like just like Mexico it's like the cartels are here this is part of our life and
we have to work around this and there's nothing really you can do about it and you know I mean it's
all I mean like Mexican cartels have Ukrainian weapons I wonder how they got that's great
isn't that crazy and then you think of this dude that the Joe Biden's
and left all this U.S. military equipment in Afghanistan and what kicks off right after that,
the Ukraine, right? Like, where is all that, where is all that weaponry? I guarantee you that.
I'm sure they destroyed it, Sam. I'm responsible.
I'm sure the Taliban are just like the helicopter. Just like they destroyed the opium fields.
Production up a thousand percent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now they don't even need opium.
They say fentanyl's just taking it all over. So they're like, that's why they probably left Afghanistan.
like we don't even need these crops anymore.
We're just producing synthetic opiates.
So one thing going on to Europe, especially in England, is the influx of immigrants changing the culture of Europe, from European to Middle Eastern.
you know, we see in America, this real movement to HB1 visas from India.
There's this whole belief that they want to bring in a more subservient population that will do with it.
I mean, you're talking people who come from a caste system where you're born into a cast and you can never get out of that.
Just think about that and who are importing.
And like, I've said this before, I like Indians.
Indians from India are shady as shit.
I do a whole joke about it.
they're shady as fuck
but for some reason they come here
and after like one generation they're wiggers
they just they're all wiggers
they're obedient
like they're gonna do they they're just like
they they super assimilate
like the next generation
becomes super Americanized
they're all trying to become SoundCloud rappers
and they're just all doing all the
stupid shit so I don't mind them
but in Europe it seems really
crazy so the reason
I'm bringing this up is so I
I was in Austin this over the weekend shooting my special.
It's going to fucking crush.
You go hard?
It's either going to crush or it's going to destroy my career.
Either one, we'll see.
It's going to be great.
So I'm sitting down and I'm having dinner with Kurt and his girlfriend and they're
wonderful people.
And Kurt tells me something so fucking insane.
So have you seen this UN document about a replacement theory?
Have you seen it, Sean? Have you heard about it?
No. No.
There is a document that is basically when everyone's like,
replacement theory is an anti-Semitic fucking trope.
And you're like, well, here's a document from the U.S.
literally saying that's what they want to do.
So according to Kurt, allegedly, I got to say that,
allegedly, do you know who wrote that paper?
Johnny, do you know the paper I'm talking about?
I do, yeah.
Okay.
No idea about this paper.
Johnny, are you ready to do?
to hear this?
Go on.
Do you know who allegedly wrote that paper?
Eric Weinstein.
Really?
Wait up.
The guy that goes on Rogan all the time?
That's fascinating.
Isn't that fascinating, dude?
And like, nobody ever asked him about it.
Nobody ever talks about it.
This is allegedly.
This is what I've been told, allegedly,
that he's the one who wrote that fucking paper.
Then the question is because,
did he write it?
Because he was hired?
Or did he write it?
Yeah.
Because he believes it.
Somebody must ask him about this, right?
I mean, who's going to ask him?
I can see Rogan ask him.
That shit's fucking nuts, dude.
That shit's fucking nuts, dude.
I don't know what to think about either of those guys, the Weinstein.
I mean, they flip-flop all the fucking time.
Yeah, I mean, they're just some.
And then, yeah, it's a lot.
It's a big thing to break up.
Did you watch the latest Rogan that he was on?
I didn't.
When was he on?
It depends on what.
I mean, if it was like...
That's why he couldn't do the episode he was watching the Joe Rogan episode.
Yeah, that's why.
So my...
So it's just interesting, dude.
Like, the world we live in right now, it's not getting worse.
It's just getting more obvious.
This shit's been going on for fucking ever.
It just now we know about it.
But let me ask you something, Sean.
Why do you think there seems to be, there's a lot of chatter, a lot of people talking about how angry they are, but nobody really seems to be wanting to do anything about it.
What is your thoughts on that?
I mean, you know, when you're not podcasting and you're walking amongst the people, you're out to dinner, you're grabbing drinks, you're living your life.
and people ask you what you do
and maybe you bring it up
and there seems to be this weird glaze
going over their face
it's almost like a detachment
I don't want to hear it
you know my brother who I love
with all my heart
he's one of my favorite people
on planet earth
like we brought up something last night
I'm like you don't even want to know
I got stuff on that guy's like I don't want to know
I just want to live my life I don't want to know
and I've seen that lot in comedy
comedians very detached from what's going
on almost not even wanting to talk about it because they don't want to get political,
which I understand.
Like, not everybody is a political comic.
And I wouldn't want everybody to be a political comic.
I wouldn't want everybody to be an edgy comic because I like the spectrum of comedy.
But it's like you're not going to conform your way through this.
You're not going to vote your way out of it.
You're not going to conform your way out of this.
If you just do what they tell you, it's they're not going to make them happy.
They're not going to leave you alone.
It's just constantly going to get worse.
and worse and worse and worse.
And what seems to be from, you know, the 80s, way past the 80s from the 80s on, not forward but backwards,
there seems to be like they called out shit.
I mean, you see like old, old congressional or Senate hearings calling out the CIA, calling out,
none of that exists anymore.
And so my question to you, Sean, is knowing everything you know, and maybe you don't get resistance.
Maybe the people you talk to is like, yeah, tell me more, tell me more.
I don't get that at all.
What is your thoughts on why people might be hesitant to hear this stuff?
So I brings some mind then the day I was released.
I did almost six years in Arizona prison for my ecstasy case.
Extreme violence, et cetera.
You know, people's heads getting smashed into toilets, teeth bouncing out,
people's ears get, you know, all this kind of thing is getting bitten off,
fingers getting bitten off so a guy of his leg pointing in the completely wrong
direction one day so I'm in this environment for six years and I'm at the airport
I've just been released and a soldier I sat down in the airport next to a soldier
who just come back from some messed up place Afghanistan Iraq seen seen action
and I start talking to the soldier and we're looking around and we're seeing all
the people just walking around on the phones going about their day just totally
within the control grid
of what I'm saying here is people are not going to pick up
their pitchforks if they've got iPhones if they've got enough food to eat
historically it's where people are starving to death
where people you know the conditions are so bad the human rights are so bad
people start to rebel but now we're all completely manipulated
they could kill millions of us look at the excess deaths
the turbo cancers my dad's got turbo
macular degeneration right now he's got off an operation preventive going
blind he got you know a load of those jabs all this stuff could happen to be in
our faces but our standards of living as such and we're so manipulated we don't
take any action we just sit we just sit around watching Netflix and you know
just eating eating stuff and being happy and in an oblivious but there are a hell
of a lot more people are waking up to it you know my viewers are so hip
my channel the questions that come in for the guests they're so great I appreciate
all that and if enough of us wake up the optimists say you know changes have got
to be made I'm more skeptical if you go back thousands of years and you look at
the pyramid of power you've always had these people at the top and the people at
the bottom of the pyramid the public I've never ever know what's going on at the top
at the time it is happening right now we think we might know what's going on but a
hundred years are we going to look back look at those suckers
all this crazy stuff and they didn't have a clear what was going on.
So, yeah, sadly, you know, I've got a more pessimistic outlook as to where we are in that
pyramid today and why we're not taking any action about it.
What does the world look like in five years or ten years to you?
So we're seeing an acceleration of the AI control grid.
I mean, I've been trading the stock market since I was a kid.
I'm looking at companies like.
Nvidia Tesla all the robotics plans that they've got and how companies who provide
jobs to the public those stock prices are getting decimated they reckon
they're gonna have robots running everything and the problem that the public's
gonna have there's gonna be too many of us and recreation is gonna be a big thing
because that what the hell are they gonna do with us all so they got also got
got this depopulation agenda some of the more dystopian guests we've
had on I've said that they've already
got the elites have already got these bunkers like the Zuckerberg bunker uh kitted out ready so that
when nuclear war comes and these people are so arrogant they believe they can set nuclear war in
motion go into their bunkers with their luxuries survive this nuclear war the winter etc and come
up and the billions of people will have gone the robots will be running the world and we won't be
a fucking problem for them anymore it is a crazy thing so you know all those all those all
those scientists have
gone missing. They're all like
there's these aliens from like
400 years from the future
900 years from the future, whatever
those numbers are.
1,000. 4,000. Yeah, like, and it's like
some of them are, there's two
futures, they're battling.
It's either the future is tech
overlords or Chinese.
Isn't I just the plot of Terminator? Yeah,
but it's all autistic.
That's what all I got. Like, it just
seems like the autistic people survive.
and the rest of us get taken out.
But again, like, I don't know what they think the future is after nuclear war
because it looks pretty miserable to me.
Like, imagine if we all, like, nuclear war happens, we all die,
and then Mark Zuckerberg has to figure out how to create civilization again.
That's why Elon's trying to get us to Mars, Sam,
so that we can repopulate the Earth from Mars.
I don't know what sounds worse, staying here after a nuke or going to Mars.
Yeah, neither of them's options.
Life on Mars will be miserable.
If anybody ever makes it there, it will be just nightmarish.
Yeah, I mean, like, then you have this hot 19-year-old who wants to be, like, the first person to go to Mars.
I'm like, what are you doing?
You're a smoke show.
Enjoy your life, dude.
Like, what are you doing?
God gave you blessing.
Now you want to go to fucking space by yourself.
There's no way they're sending somebody who has a period to Mars.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
How many tampacks do you got to fill that?
The whole cargo is just going to be tampax.
We don't.
And Zuckerberg's frozen worries, Bob.
Yeah.
Because Mark, it's so funny, I saw Mark Zuckerberg was on a podcast going,
Apple's about to go down because they can't create anything.
I go, hey, asshole, what have you created?
You created nothing.
You have to buy everything that works.
You've tried thing after thing after thing.
And none of it fucking works.
Yeah, I mean, look at the guy who invented Oculus, Palmer Lucky, you know, who started Oculus.
He immediately went on to start Andrel, that terrible defense weapons company that has those drone fighters and all that shit.
And, you know, and I'm sure that's what a real innovator, somebody who actually makes shit looks like.
You just go on and, sorry, that filter came down.
That was crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah, Zuckerberg is just.
I mean, he didn't even Facebook.
No, of course not.
That clip of me on Danny Jones pops up everywhere.
But it's like it was life log.
They handed it to him.
The Winkle brothers are all part of a sciop to be like,
this guy was so smart.
Like, dude, you haven't created Jack shit.
Jack shit.
Well, they hate him.
I mean, they.
Jeff Bezos, same thing.
His dad was like one of the rocket scientists for DARPA.
Like, you don't think, dude, they started with books.
Nobody gave a shit about books.
people still don't give a shit about books
create the system using books
because no one's going to pay attention
because it's fucking books
and that's all taking care of
We got a guest called Professor Hamamoto
and he's Japanese
and he's got a theory that
Zuck
or is it Woody Harrelson
Larry Allison
they are creating
a hybrid Asian
bloodline by marrying
you know these these hot Asian chicks and breeding with these Asian chicks and there's
something about the genes the bloodline that they're trying to create this these Uber
race what yeah a bunch of Steve Burns that's what they're trying to create a bunch of
half white half Asian fucking comedians dude that's crazy bro see but that's this just reminds me of
like a Zoro ranch like were they just creating a
making people there because he just kept impregnating hot chicks and what are you doing with them?
Where are they now?
Where are those kids at?
Yeah, that's a great question.
Zora Ranch was right next to a weapons development company in New Mexico and he would just
invite all these fucking autistic fucking rocket scientists to get laid and they just loved it.
And they were throwing parties on Epstein Island.
And so like I trust the science, really?
Because science has been some of the most deadly, dangerous, damaging forces on planet Earth.
What do you mean you trust science, dude?
The Nazis?
You like those scientists?
What if they were using scientists sperm to impregnate the hot chicks at fucking Zora Ranch?
And they were trying to make this elite hot, like, you know, like just like...
No, I know what you're saying.
It never works.
I mean, look at pro athletes.
They married supermodels and their kids can't ball at all.
Ever.
It's like when you marry a high...
school chick, that's when the kid can ball. Yeah, it's often a lot of times it's like the lesser,
you know, if you were kind of like a B tier athlete, then maybe you have a kid that's, you know.
It all depends on the mom. If the mom is tall and athletic, the kid's that flag. If the mom is just
hot, the kid can't ball. I mean, look at LeBron James. Now he married his high school sweetheart,
so it doesn't quite fit that. But most of the time, they become famous. They meet the
hottest of hot and their kids
are just good looking. They can't ball.
It's not bad though. He's better than like Marcus Jordan
or whatever. You know, it's like... Yeah, that's true.
I don't know, man.
Sean, did we touch on everything
or anything you want to include that we didn't
talk about? Yeah, you just triggered
another thought then. So, you know, we interviewed a few
survivors who said they were offered money
by Epstein fodder eggs to be inseminated with
Epstein's sperm. And Juliet
Bryant said she woke up in
the New Mexico Ranch. And
she felt uncomfortable like her inside had been tampered with.
So it does look like he was trying to create a baby farm
and reproduce with his own sperm.
So when you read the emails with the scientists,
they had a lab out in Ukraine that we know of,
and they had a lab.
So there was all kinds of ongoing experiments
to create babies,
designer babies,
and hermaphrodite babies for sexual purposes.
Unbelievable.
As dark as you think it is,
it gets even darker.
That's horrific.
And then you had that, you remember that Peter Nagon or whatever his name is out of Canada?
Again, a guy with a shitty haircut, fucking, and he's just talking those hot black chick.
He's like, we just need your eggs.
We just want your eggs so badly.
The girls are just sitting there staring.
They're like, what is this guy talking about this guy with a magician's haircut?
It's just tell me he wants my eggs.
He was a friend of ex-Prince Andrew, and he also wanted to get women pregnant.
so he could abort the fetuses, take parts of the fetuses,
and consume those parts as an elixir of life.
I interviewed Peter Nygaard's son,
who learned what amongst his own father was and turned against him.
Yeah, I mean, like, take a look at how many actors and actresses' parents.
I mean, Nicole Kidman's dad was literally one of the most prolific child sex traffickers to ever exist.
ever exist
he was huge
and now she's a giant
fucking actress
I mean I mean
it's just crazy to me
she's a giant cat now
I don't know if you've seen
what she looks
what about what about
Woody Harrison's death
yeah
part of the assassination of
JFK
killed a judge
just didn't give a shit
dude
it's super crazy
and then you get into
like the formation of NASA
and how everyone
who was a part of that
like both
Walt Disney
and um
von Braun
but also
um
Elron Hubbard
both of their
their their
their
businesses got special treatment
from the government
Scientology is a
Scientology is um
tax free
doesn't pay taxes
and then Disney gets their own
like
territory that's not part of the
United States it's like kind of crazy
all right Sean
great episode
one more time tell them where they can find you
yeah so if you put my
links in the description box
on this video that would be great but if you want to find
them I've written 19 bucks
all my socials my YouTube channel under my name
go on Google S-H-A-U-N-Shaw
Atwood A-T-T-T-Wood
we salute you Sam
and crew let's
expose these demonic paedophiles
wherever we can these cult of bowel
baby sacrificing
motherfuckers thank you for having me on
I just noticed your shirt
It's pretty great, dude.
It's the whole map of Epstein.
That's crazy.
Credit, shout out to Ryan Dawson.
He's been near the tip of the spear on this.
Almost two decades researching Epstein.
He's been banned from all of the platforms, demonetized, debanked.
Yeah, but people can find Ryan Dawson on Twitter.
We love Ryan.
He's known as Ray Ray from Tokyo China on here.
Because he used to come out and put his name and thing.
Sean, we love you.
Open door any time to come on.
Thank you so much for doing the show.
And we look forward to talking to you again, man.
Keep up to great work, dude.
Much love, fellas.
Thank you.
Much love.
Thanks to spend time with us.
I know it's a weird time for you over there.
So in terms of time of day.
So thank you for doing it with us.
Thank you so much, dude.
All right.
What did you guys think of Sean Edwood?
It had been a while as Zid came on.
It had been for a while.
Too long.
Too long.
It's been a while, dude.
You know, I was thinking about when they were saying that,
Palm Beach Pete might be Epstein.
I was thinking, we got to see Palm Beach Pete's dick,
dick. That's really the only way to know.
Johnny wants to see a dude's dick.
We got to, that's the only way we'll know.
Johnny tweet that right now.
Palm Beach, show us your egg dick.
What are we looking for for it to be him?
Yeah, if you have a regular penis.
You're not Jeffrey Epstein.
Yeah.
If you have an egg-shaped dick, you're Jeffrey Epstein.
But you don't think with all that money you'd fix that penis of yours?
No, why? It's like, gertie.
Let's see the scars, then.
he'll have scars if he's done that.
They shaved it down?
Yeah.
Well, no.
I mean, just if you're going to put like some kind of, I don't know, a penisectomy or whatever, you got to have some scars.
Has anyone in the history of time ever got a penis reduction?
Oh, a reduction.
Not on purpose.
Like, so I'm sure.
Oh, except for trans.
That's, but that, no, that's not reduction.
That's getting rid of it.
That's two different things.
I mean, it's reduced to nothing.
It's like inversion.
That's almost like negative penis.
Yeah, because they go in.
Ugh.
God.
How can you think that's.
Good idea.
You should have to donate your penis to somebody else.
Yeah, like little dick dudes can bid on your dick.
Yeah.
Five, five, five, four, ten, ten, ten, ten.
All right, the big black show on goes to the tiny Asian man.
We finally found a purpose for NFTs.
Finally, it's a...
It's very rare.
Dung NFTs.
Highly specialized.
I mean, dude, nobody wants you to do it so they charge you like a million dollars.
Imagine how pissed you are to be that doctor, making that thing smaller.
He wants it your size.
Yeah, and you got a little dick.
You're like, fuck, it's my dick.
I would love it.
Yeah, I had to go in for a penis reduction.
It was just conditions like macro penis.
What is macro penis, dude?
Did you know that was anything?
Macro penis?
I don't even want to look it up.
There's something called macro penis?
I mean, there's micro penis.
Black?
They mean a BBC?
Yeah, if you got a black dick, we'll shop that shit down.
Don't look it off.
Don't look it off.
Don't look it up.
Or take it off the screen.
If you're going to look at it.
I got it off the screen, but let's do it.
Macro.
I love that Johnny just wants to see it.
Called macro phallis or megalo penis.
Megalop penis?
Megaloh penis?
Like, just hangs, you can't get hard?
Not mega low.
Like, it's all one word, like a dinosaur.
Megalow penis.
We're naming big dicks after dinosaurs.
It's a rare medical condition defined as a penis that is significantly larger than the typical
ranges for a person's age, usually measuring more than,
two standard deviations above average.
For adult men, this typically means an erect length
exceeding 7.5 inches.
What?
Hold on.
If you have an 8-inch dig,
you have a mega-loat penis.
You know the guys who wrote this
how they were really, really small dick.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, sorry Asian, bro.
Yeah.
Asian guys like, you should cut your dick off.
Oh, it's funny.
There's a whole Reddit.
Did you know this?
There's a Reddit called Big Dick Problems.
Oh, yeah.
Can you read so?
And it's what is considered,
a macro penis is the first question on the,
yeah, big dick problems, let's see.
All right, it's just going to be shit.
Like, I'm playing the world's tiniest violin for you.
Anyone catch men staring at their print more than women?
That's talking about your, in your sweatpants, you know?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can't wear a pleaded pants on it.
I can't wear pleaded pants from Uniclo.
Oh, let's see.
Wow.
You know what just sucks like that I've heard is when your fucking dick hits the toilet thing?
I'm a suck in like a public restroom.
They're getting stabbed by the IUD, bro.
What?
These guys are getting stabbed by IUDs.
Oh, my God, God give it, God take it.
Here's one.
It's just the duress and it's missing.
It says the XXL condoms are always gone.
There's a bunch of big dick dudes running around, dude.
Not sure what I'm hitting.
Well, you know what else?
You know what else?
It's when you get older, it's really impossible for them to get rections.
Oh, it's too much.
So me and my five.
Five and six-inch brothers are just shanking chicks in our 50s.
That's what we pray is true anyway.
That's what we tell ourselves to see.
Too much blood.
You think it's too much blood for your heart?
Johnny,
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Imagine if you got Godzilla down there.
You got Blue Chew Gold to solve that problem.
Thank you, Blue, Too, Gold.
How many of you, well, okay.
What's the deal with the obsession on foreskin?
I don't get that, I guess.
I guess if you have a...
Could that be a red, there's enough...
There is an obsession.
That is the worst.
Oh, yeah.
Look at this guy.
There is an obsession.
He feels hunted down.
Oh, here you go, bro.
Can't stay hard for long.
Because he's got macro penis.
Yeah, too much blood.
That's why you got to get blue to gold.
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Poor, Howie on the last one is Cameron didn't work and all he wanted to do is talk about the Knicks.
Yeah.
That's not good, Oman, dude.
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You're right.
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You can see my 15-minute crowdwork special.
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just crowd it's like i was going to say yeah don't call it that it's not it's got to be 30 minutes
to be a special and this is 15 it's called opiate for the asses enjoy it that's when it's
less than 30 minutes it's opiate for the asses or it's not special special i love that name um yeah
that's it uh back to underwood um atwood excuse me back to atwood um man that jimmy saval
i mean that face savile yeah okay johnny names aren't
my thing. Jimmy Saville.
Dude, the guy looked like
a creep. It's like if you had... The worst looking
fucking guy on the planet. If you had to guess, hey dude, here's a
lineup, pick the pedo. I'm picking that guy
every time. Every time. Yeah. And again,
bad hair. We love the bad
hair. Do you ever watch a Louis Theroux documentary
with him? Hey, look at that hair, dude.
Like, it's barely staying on. Look at him.
How do you guys not think that guy
is a pure scumb bag?
Just darkness. Just all, radiated
darkness. And people,
they let him host a kids show, bro.
Yeah, would you let that guy host a kid show?
No, I'm trying to think if we have a comparable person.
Maybe Michael Jackson, I guess, who he did look freaky.
And he had a reputation of the ones.
Who else is kind of creepy that worked with kids?
But definitely MJ is the number one guy in our culture.
Creepy looking?
I mean, I don't know.
I mean, he got creepier as he got older.
Oh, dude, come on.
When he was wearing that mask and dicing and have a nose.
Yeah, he was creepy.
Kingaroo was a little creepy looking.
That's before my time.
Dan Schneider was just fat.
How about, yeah, he was definitely creepy.
Dan Snyder?
Yeah, the guy from Nickelodeon.
Oh, yes, of course.
Yeah, he wasn't really like a public figure, though.
Yeah, he was.
Well, he was.
He was on head of the class.
You remember that?
I don't know.
That was a television show about a classroom.
Cosby, but he didn't look weird.
Yeah, but he was mostly older women.
I'm talking creepy, creepy for like.
Nobody, right?
Oh, do you know?
I mean, he really wasn't around kids,
but he kind of was, was fucking chariot from somewhere.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, he was around.
Probably are Jimmy Saval right there.
He was around kids a lot.
Did you see this?
Somebody went around and made their own promo of like Jared being back at Subway and put it on the wall at Subway?
And instead of he's in like a jumpsuit holding up his pants like where he lost weight.
Great.
You got to think about it.
It really was he kind of made Subway in a way.
Oh, for sure.
He was such a huge part of that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like everyone who was fat.
It was like I could be a pet O too.
It must suck to be like Subway.
were like, that was your competition, you thought they were done?
They're like, oh, Subway's done.
We got this.
Oh, it's devastating.
We got this.
There's no more competition and they still somehow stayed alive.
What's your favorite sub?
This is a bacon, chicken, bacon, ranch.
No, but which sub?
Oh, Jimmy Johns.
Jimmy Johns?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
What is yours?
Dude, it's like Jersey mics or get the fuck out.
Oh, fire subs.
Well, Jimmy John does, don't they toast them?
I like that.
I don't know, dude.
I like it toasts.
I don't get a lot of...
Quiznos had it, dude.
Quisnos had it, and then they ran ads where their spokesman were rats,
and it just went to shit.
Yeah, that was really stupid.
Yeah, but you see how...
Because everybody was trying to do Tim and Eric at that time, right?
It was like, dude, this is what the kids love.
Yeah.
They love Tim and Eric.
It's weird.
We're going to have pet rats as your...
The problem is the kids aren't the ones eating Jimmy Johns all the time.
It's regular old people and stuff, you know?
normal people who don't get
Tim and Eric
Yeah
Well nobody likes rats
When it's associated with food
It's just weird
Go on
No I was just saying how
Rats took them down
Took Quiznos down
But a pedophile couldn't take subway down
That's what I mean
Like how what a staple subway
Figured out a way
They're like no
They're like oh my God
Your spokesman's a pedophile
Five dollar football
So like okay
We'll forgive you
It's not even good
Dude you like yoga mats
in your bread, $5 foot lawns.
Although it was the best, like, as far as fast food went, it was the best thing we had in my town.
Yeah, for a while, for a long time.
Yeah, I was like, I'm eating healthy.
You're like, you're not even eating meat, dude.
Yeah, yeah.
What are you talking about?
No, it's what Chipotle is the new one, where everyone considered like the new eating healthy.
I love Chipotle.
Well, for a long time, I didn't know what deli meat was.
Have you ever seen how they make a lot of deli meat?
it's just leftover shit that they press into like a tube and then slice it it's not like actual slices of turkey or whatever it's all the trimmings and shit just compressed into a tube and then they slice it to look like it slices of regular meat that's worse anything i heard jimmy savall did
jimmy savel what a creep that guy was what a creep dude hump and dead people dead people man that's just that is that's evil and you know it's so crazy about you know he got molested
and you wonder if you would have looked like that if he didn't get diddled, right?
Like, it's really crazy.
He probably would have never had the drive to succeed, honestly.
So thank you, pedophile.
Yeah, we would have never heard him.
Thank you pedophile for pushing him into greatness.
That is evil, though, isn't it?
Self-perpetuating, you know, you kind of, you pass on that demonic entity or whatever.
But you have to, like, hate yourself to have that haircut.
Yeah, or it's like what you said, you know, it's like, hey, I can have this haircut and
still just do whatever I want.
Pull chicks.
Or, yeah, five-year-olds, whatever you do.
Yeah, it's disgusting.
This one or the Raiders owner,
Mike Davis haircut?
Mark Davis.
You're going with the Mark Davis haircut over Jimmy Savo?
No, I mean, Jimmy Savile's worse.
Really?
It's close.
I couldn't even pick one.
One's a prolific child molester.
The other one runs a football team horribly.
Yeah.
Well, one was just long hair.
One destroyed lives and the other one destroyed a football franchise.
Yeah.
What's worse?
I mean, but he seems to be,
I think he's going to sell soon.
I think he wants to get out.
He's tired of these weeks.
What is that?
What is that haircut?
Just to make it one line.
Just make it a rainbow on my support.
What do you think he's thinking with that?
I'm so rich.
Who cares?
I wonder if he's like hiding his hair lines.
He's like, listen, I'm going for this look where my shirt matches my skin color.
And I just want to have a haircut that just really.
really lets everybody know, I don't give a fuck.
Here's what I'm going for.
Have you ever seen a piece of bacon before?
Because that's just what,
I just want to be totally pink throughout.
And these chips are like, oh, my God, he's so cute.
I just totally want them on top of me.
You know that if you could read the girl's text that hang out with that guy,
they'd be like, I'm with crepe-based.
Oh, my God, he's with a black chick now?
Oh, nice.
Yeah, good for you.
Look at her.
See, that's the thing about white guys.
No matter how old you are, there's a black chick that will fuck you.
Look at her.
She's hot.
So hot.
She was like,
Iman or whatever,
who used to go out
with David Bowie?
Yeah, dude.
Yeah.
So then they were trying to say
that the white chick right there
was his girlfriend,
and that's not true.
That's too bad for him.
Too bad for her.
Because she'd be like,
I'm rich, bitch.
Wait, go to that second one actually.
That black chick's got like a baby or something.
Yeah, they had a baby together.
Oh, that's their baby together?
Yeah.
Good for her.
Dude, that's how you anchor it down.
Look at half.
Look how dark she is.
Look how light he is.
Just.
She's 30.
She's a doctor.
Doctor?
She didn't.
No way.
Really?
Yeah.
I wonder what kind of doctor.
Dr.
Dr.
Alexander and a new baby.
I wonder if she's a doctor.
Good for you, Mark.
Good for you.
Look at somebody posted that.
Chappelle's show meme.
We're just hoarding his cash.
That's great.
All right, guys.
Enjoy the highlights.
Here's a clip from the latest broken sim.
So we had Alex Stein on Timfoil,
what, last week, right?
And he said that he had a big story that was getting ready to drop.
And it has dropped now.
And I'm just going to play this video.
Alex did a great job.
Really good.
It's entertaining.
And this is,
I really want to hear what you think about this because this is kind of shocking to me.
I'm wondering how much you think is true and how much of it is this bald Lex Luther looking,
lying to impress a date.
Anyway, check this out.
Hey, Sean.
So, I should say, if you're listening, this is Sean Hudson on the other end.
It's Alex on the phone here on camera.
and Sean Hudson is the director of community relations for the Washington Nationals.
Now, they've already done one of James O'Keefe's group, whatever he calls it now,
O'Keefe Media Group, did one of these kind of sneaky date camera things where they got this guy
emitting a bunch of shit.
And Alex Stein is now calling him to kind of do the reveal.
And they'll play some of the clips from the date to kind of get you up to speed.
But this is really funny.
This is Alex Stein.
How are you doing, my friend?
I'm well.
How are you?
I love Alex's serious.
voice, by the way. It's great. Yeah, I love serious out.
Yeah, me too. It's so good, dude. Well, you know, the nationals are doing okay this year,
but I had a question. Do you know when Trevor Williams is going to be back on the field?
Great question. He is rehabbing right now. I'm throwing bullpen sessions, which is really exciting.
Do you think it would be realistic when he's back and he's playing? Would you be willing to share him on
the social media in the future? Because we know that there's a team directive right now
where you said that he's not allowed to be shared because he's a Christian? Is that
correct you said that you can't share him because he was against a transgender nun group for the
dodgers or something um that sounds like something i would say that's he went on like a social media
like this is wrong this is my religion you all are mocking me so we don't use him on because of that
we don't use him on social um no players each are kind of up to their own discretion on
Why they may be shared on social?
Oh, so the players choose to be shared on social?
You don't choose that?
Well, it's kind of like some guys are more engaging with the other ones.
If you go to our social media page and you see like...
Alex, so funny.
Players arrive at the ballpark and they ask, like, I don't know,
is it a hot dog sandwich or something like that?
Yeah, I see those videos.
Some guys just are like, hey, not for me today,
game routine, stuff like that.
When they're like, it's a hot dog sandwich and like the players come up,
you know what I mean?
like we don't ask you.
Yeah, and then also, she overheard you say something about how
every single fan that goes to the ballpark,
you collect their Google data and their Google search history.
This is crazy.
No, that's not possible for us.
If you ever come to a Nats game,
there is someone on our team who is responsible for figuring out everything about you.
So they're tracking it.
If you're accepting cookies,
we're getting your requester of your Google history.
Another alarming thing, though, is it true that you're trying to push communism on the fans at the games?
Because I thought that was pretty alarming when you told me that, that you're a communist?
Um, no, apologies. You said this is Alex.
Yes, Alex.
Sure, Alex. Um, no, that's not true at all.
There is a join the Communist Party poster up in my kitchen.
I would love to find ways to every home run is a hundred dollar donation.
That's communism. You know what I mean? That's communism.
I mean, you know what I mean? That's redistributing someone's wealth. What a cool opportunity for us.
Stop. What's more shocking, what he's saying, or the fact that he's not a gay guy, by the way.
I mean, dude, this guy is trying to pick up a chick.
Yeah, he is, dude. He's got an earring in his left ear. He's totally bald, just like a little baby.
And he's a communist, and he's not gay. That's shocking to me.
I cannot believe this guy's in trying to pick up manass.
Me too, man. That's the most shocking part.
about all of this. If you were a chick on this date would be like, hold on, are you gay? Like,
is this going anywhere? I appreciate the free meal, but am I wasting my time? Am I going to have
to peg you at some point? And ladies, get in the comment section. If you think there's a chance
you might to peg a guy, is that turn on or turn off? Oh, do you think they're girls that I didn't,
I've never even thought about that. That's like their thing. Well, that's girls love pegging men.
Really? And they don't know how to do.
Do you ever watch a woman try to act like she's the guy in doggy style?
It's always broken robot.
I can't say I've seen that.
No.
You've never seen a girl like try to act like she's doing doggy style.
It's always super violent and like broken robot energy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
So this, here's this.
It's almost over here.
Be a little bit of like the voice of reason.
If you're a sports fan and we piss you off,
where else are you going to go?
Either way, I don't give a shit.
Well, and then also there are something.
weird about how Pete Hegseth and some of the players would like to meet Pete Hegseth,
but then you tell them that he's already left the stadium.
And I thought that was pretty bad if a player wants to meet.
This is where you love to everybody, because Hegseth is a piece of shit.
You would, you know, help facilitate.
Yeah.
And Pete was there and a few players texted me and they were like, is he going to be here after the game?
I want to say hi.
And I'm like, oh, no, he left.
Like, he's gone.
No, sorry.
I'm not sure.
Do you have an email like to reach out to you?
You know, one last thing.
Do you think if you do lose your job working for the Nationals,
do you think the Boston Red Sox would be willing to hire you now, Sean,
after you said all this?
My, like, moral compass is really challenged.
And I, like, am like, damn,
it would be nice to just go work for the fucking Boston Red Sox.
You have a great day.
Well, you did say you'd rather work for the Red Sox.
Remember that?
We got him.
Bust, dude.
Yeah, I mean, dude, that guy sucks.
That guy sucks.
Oh, now this guy's making a response to it.
The nationals have responded here.
So this is, who is this?
This is the president of baseball operations.
Jason Sina Raja.
Okay, so another HB1 visa.
It's important for us to address with our fans head on and be open and transparent about what happened.
You know, first of, I want to say unequivocally, we're not anti-Catholic.
I myself, I'm Catholic.
We do not track people's Google search history.
We do not hide players from social media.
Obviously lying.
You know, we featured several players, including Trevor Williams, actually, on Instagram
as part of their visit to the Museum of the Bible.
All that being said, we're horrified by the comments that were made on the video.
The comments don't reflect us as an organization, our values, and who we are.
we took action right away and the individual is no longer employed by the team oh shit he got fired dude
oh shit enjoy the redsox he got fired dude of course he got fired that guy'll never work in baseball
god he'll be working for the savannah bananas or something soon they're killing it though yeah they are
actually yeah probably he's probably not not qualified for that job man anymore well i mean where
do you hire who do you hire no he'll probably end up working for the chinese communist party uh trying to
sabotage Kevin O'Leary's data centers or something.
Yeah, no, I'm curious what you think, though,
because now they're saying that none of that shit's true.
Do you think he's just trying to,
because sometimes you've got to wonder,
like, how much of this is a guy trying to impress a girl on a date?
Do you think that's just, like, them tracking all your shit when you go to a game?
Can that be true?
100%.
Crazy, bro.
And the part that was the most infuriating was at the end.
He's like, so what if you don't like it?
Where else you're going to go?
That's the attitude of all major sports.
sports in this country. Where else are you going to go?
I mean, it's the same thing with Adam Silver and is flopping.
Like everyone hates flopping. They're like,
flopping sucks, dude. He's like, we don't really have a flopping problem.
No one really cares. You're like everyone's talking about it.
Like, like SGA, who I think like before the whole flopping thing was one of my favorite
players is now Darth Vader. Everybody hates him.
And they hate and they always go, oh man.
you know, Michael Jordan used to flop.
Fine.
Michael Jordan flop.
Not the entire Bulls team.
Not everybody on the Bulls team was not like fucking the eighth guy comes in and starts
fucking flopping.
The whole team is flopping.
And it's like it's real simple.
Everyone only call fouls when it's obvious it's a foul.
Not jumping into them.
And listen, it's going to be really intro.
to see who wins this game tonight.
Really interesting.
Because everybody in the world wants to see Wembe in Mass and Square Garden.
Everybody wants to see them in there.
Nobody wants to see the Thunder win outside of OKC.
And I love Oklahoma City.
It's a great time to stand up in, wonderful people.
But, I mean, nobody wants to watch a flop.
Best.
And New York has no chance gets O'KC.
None.
They got boat race every time they played.
The Knicks beat the Spurs, I think, every time they met each other and, like, blew them out of the water.
So it would be a really great fucking thing.
Yeah, this guy said sports is a racket.
I can't believe that these teams are allowed.
Like, everyone's mad at the players when they rig shit.
No one gets mad when the league rigged shit.
Like, how is that allowed?
Yeah.
No, it's ridiculous.
But it's that thing that he said.
It's like, where else you?
you're going to go, you know what are you going to do?
Watch the USFL or whatever.
Yeah, I mean, dude, I think, see, this is sports problem.
They think we need them.
We like them.
It's the same thing the news did.
Where are you going to go for your news?
Yeah.
We're going to go.
That's what Hollywood said.
Where are you going to go for your entertainment?
And both of them are dead.
Sports better gets head off its ass and understand we want to watch a meritocracy.
We don't want to watch fucking
You fixing him
You know it's like when Dan Stern got a big problem
If they go
If you could have any NBA finals
What would it be?
And he said,
I'd like it to be the Los Angeles Lakers
versus the Los Angeles Lakers
Did he say that really?
Yeah,
and he got in deep trouble for that
He was so funny, dude
You know who else is in deep trouble
Who?
Okay, because you're about to do a read
I'm not going to know
No, no, not an ad read
It's this cop that tried to
I don't want to spoil it
I just want to say David Stern hit up Epstein for orgies.
What a crazy orgy that would be.
Where you're just slamming ham, you look over and there's David Stern, stacking chicks, sweating.
Can you imagine the...
Jordan cheated.
He was gambling on sports.
It's the most Jewish sounding orgy ever, by the way.
Jordan.
Yeah, I can't even do it.
Oh.
So this, I'm sure you've seen this.
This is one of my favorite viral things ever, possibly.
So this woman gets pulled over, and I'm just going to, I think if I just play it from here, it'll make sense.
She's in Florida and she's pulled over.
Ovee.
Oh, way.
Oh, way.
Oh, way.
Oh, way.
Ove my balls.
Ovee.
Ovee, my balls.
Hey, good morning.
I'm there to Riga salad with the Pumman's going to share's office.
There's a way being pulled over.
The city of Laguart today, we're doing an operation for distracted driver.
You drove past me and you're holding the phone with your right hand,
manipulating that phone.
I mean, I saw you were talking your hand.
So you want to just call it.
If you're listening at home, the woman holds up a stump.
She has no right hand.
She doesn't have anything below the elbow.
Her arm is missing.
Half of her arm is missing.
Is it a day?
I don't want to call a day.
You had a hand of manipulative.
You just said my right hand.
Well, I thought I told you were right hand.
I thought I saw.
It's over.
It's over, dude, yeah.
It's over.
You said I thought I saw.
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