Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #997: Garbage People With Royce Lopez and Merch

Episode Date: June 5, 2026

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It sucks and I'm at the point when I don't believe any official story and it's probably detrimental to me because there probably is stuff that is true. But I'm sorry, you lied to me so much. I did something happens. I won't believe it. Now, now you're telling me there's aliens. Yeah, fuck you. That was cool 10 years ago. If you tell me there's aliens now, like, how about that shit going on, man?

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There's lizard people everywhere. That's some interdimensional shit. This is only the beginning. You just blew my mind. All right, welcome to Tinfoil hat live from the Wise Wolf Gold and Silver Studios. That's right. Go to Wolfpack Gold. Use promo code tin foil and you two can get in on a pressure smells game for as little as $50 a month. That's right. Samtriplea dot gold promo code tinfoil. Very excited to have these guys on. It's been years in the making. We were supposed to do it

before, but everybody got super busy. I just did their show. And then now they're on our show. We're very excited. They got a very popular show. Revenge of the Sis. Please welcome Mersh and Royce Lopez. How are you guys? Thanks for having us, man Yeah, man, thanks for having us Finally, years and years later we're here Yeah, we may happen I went to the comment section

Of my appearance on your show Guys are like, fuck it, man Yeah, no, they're like, This guy, I'm like, guys, we're just fucking around When I'm actually angry, everyone gets, I forget stuff all the time, there's times that I've had guests And I have completely forgotten until the day of And they're like, hey man, we're still good

I'm like, yeah, yeah, of course I'm like fucking scrambling Yeah, it's hilarious It's like, this should have happened a long time ago go fuck them. I'm like, okay, dude, it's life. We're here. A little thing happened called COVID and, you know, wars. COVID and wars and everybody's busy. But before we get into all that, can you tell us a little bit about yourself where our listeners can find you?

Well, Mursch, you could do this one yet. Murs has the better speaking voice. Yeah, we're Revenge of the Siss. You can find us on YouTube somehow. I don't know, miraculously. We're back there. And Rumble. Rumble, that used to be a big, a thing, I think at one point. A lot of people were talking about that for a minute. Dan Bongino's home base. Yeah, I feel like you guys were crushing it on there for a while. Go over there. I go, holy cow, these guys are getting big numbers.

The problem is there was a point in a couple things happened. There was a point in time when everybody was getting kinked off of YouTube and look, everybody all these channels were streaming over there so you had a lot more people, especially during elections, dude. It's all political. and stuff like that.

But then what happened with Rumble, at least in my opinion, is like, it became a right-wing platform, and it shouldn't be. It should just be a video platform that has cat videos and also politics. They're starting to do that. I think they're doing something very smart

that Rock Finn didn't. They are bringing on the cat videos. They are bringing on the prank videos. They're bringing on the bikini chicks, which is smart because you just become like this echo chamber. So I've been seeing a lot of that. But Rumble is the one that has to upload that, I mean, as a cat person, why would you go from YouTube just to Rumble?

Just. Well, I have my theory that Rumble, I've told us Johnny before that, because of Pellantir, I think Rumble's positioned pretty well. I mean, because, I mean, unless the CIA runs Pellantir, which is definitely on the table, but if Pellantir takes over, then Rumble's going to have the juggernaut behind it. Hey, Sam, when, when? Not one. Yeah, come on, NAA.

When? Come on, dude. What's some wins we have that haven't happened? Like, everything sucks now, you know? Everything sucks now. Yeah. They replaced Tulsi Gabbard with a multi-level marketing guy. So, like, I mean, you know, at this point, what are we doing?

You know? What are we doing? That is crazy. That is wild, actually. This is the craziest heel turn you've ever seen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, when you look at a guy's like, absolutely, like, look at the list of things he said he was going to do. And then he just was like, yeah, I'm not. not only am I not doing them. I'm going to do the total opposite of all the things I said I was going to do. Yeah, it's pretty much the worst. No, no. And then call you a loser if you don't like it. And you're like, oh, man, this is, this is like a, I've had girlfriends like this.

So like, what do you do here? It is crazy how like the Trump derangement syndrome is kind of for people who are behind Trump still. Like that's the ones with the real derangement syndrome. It's like, it's really out of control, dude. Yeah, I see. I'm most surprised by how few comments we see about that. You see one, like, you know, every couple episodes, somebody's got, oh, this is the latest podcast infected by Trump derangement syndrome.

But anybody who actually believes the things that he said he was going to do has to be disappointed right now. Yeah. Right? Yeah, it's a cult. It's a literal cult. Whoever's with him now is, like, a cult. And they can't escape it. And the problem is they can't escape it.

And, like, so what happened to people, like, Bongino is a great example. What happened to him? Like, you know, he was big truth teller on Rumble. and all this stuff, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, whatever. But then once he comes back after finding out that he covered it for the Epstein stuff and he lied about all that stuff, now you have the promise people like that have no choice now, but to be Mark Levins a genius and you're like, wait, what? Are we really?

Is it what we're doing now? Dan Bonino's doing like air karate now. I'm just talking about the black pillars. Yeah, it's great. It is crazy. It is crazy to go there. Say you're going to talk a big game. go there do absolutely nothing

and then try to go back. Why don't you do it? Why don't you do it? Dude, well, I'm not dumb enough to take that job. I'm thinking I could do anything. Tough guy, you step up and do it. He just says that over and over again anytime somebody calls him out. They must have showed him videos of him

doing unholy shit. And it could be like their AI, which is like decades before us, that looks exactly real. And he's just like, it's like black mirror where he's just humping a dead pig or some shit like that and we're like, we're going to put this out, dude. You're right. You don't even really need blackmail anymore.

As long as the video is good enough for everybody to believe and be like, we're going to post it out and say you did it. Yeah, 100% dude. And it's just like, and the problem is like with, especially politics, like by the time the truth does come out, if it ever comes out, it's too late. Elections are over. Fucking policies are passed. And that's the issue.

And you don't trust anything. And it's like, I will say this now. There's a lot more people saying, why don't you do it, but a lot less people calling us conspiracy theories. And I think, conspiracy theorist, and I think that's hilarious. I think it's hilarious that that's still a slur to people. Right? Oh, what are you?

A conspiracy theorist? Oh, you're not? Like, you're the retard. I had a buddy the other day who I love with all my heart, but he, I forget what the term is, but he's like, you know, you got watch, you don't connect dots and not there. I'm like, this show's 10 years old, dude. It's been around for a long time. It's top 100 in comedy on Apple. If it was, like, if I was more wrong than I was

right, I wouldn't have a show anymore. People would be leaving me like Ben Shapiro. And, you know, once you fake the funk on a nasty dunk, people are like out on you. They're fucking done. So it's like, I'm not connecting dots. It's just, you don't, you haven't heard this. Like, it's crazy how if you don't know it, it means it's not real. Right?

Yeah. Well, Ben Shapiro's like, Ben Shapiro is still in the denial stage. You're like, no, actually, folks, the reason we're not making any money is because everyone's anti-Semitic. And I'm like, all right, Ben, like, I. I get it. Mersh, when are you going to rally your people to wake the fuck up and stop being retards? My people.

Yeah, aren't you going to lead a fucking charge? No, I'm Irish. I just look very Jewish. I thought you were Jewish. No, trust me. You think I'd be doing this? You got to be slumming it with this guy? Yeah, you're right.

He'd be on the front page of Rumble. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you got to get on that front page or else it's hard. to get fucking used, dude. It's rough, dude, it's rough if you're not up there. Oh, yeah, dude,

it's crazy. Yeah, it's just nuts with this integration of the Israeli military and the U.S. military. That's the craziest shit I've ever heard of my life. Like,

even crazier than assassinating JFK, like, but be like, hey, man, you want to... Hey, you know, I know everybody

fucking hates us right now and I know, like, like, look, listen, Israel's, if you take the poll right now, is no, not a lot of people like them. Now's the perfect time for us to team up.

That's like making a movie with Kevin Spacey right after the kid didling stuff comes out. You're like, I'm going to wait a little bit, man. I'm not, I know you're like a famous whatever, but I'm going to wait a bit for this to die down. Yeah, the brand's kind of cold right now. The brand's kind of cold. And it's just crazy this like, I feel like we're entering,

and you guys have been really like press. I feel like I've been watching your guys as, journey for a while. And you guys kind of have like, I feel like you guys started out one way, then kind of went to the dabbled verse for a little while and you're like, and then you guys, and I watched it happen,

I thought it was so amazing. You like pull yourself out of the dabbled verse, which is like so hard to do. And if you don't know what the dabbled verse is. You're a better human being. Yeah. You're living life. Yeah. It's not only the dabble verse.

Dude, I'm going to set the record straight. here we fucking created the dabovers by mistake we were the first people because you know stuttering john is it's great yeah he just left you dude does he do that last you know oh yeah that's this is normal you're looking at a normal show this is actually pretty much pretty much probably probably cat related if i had to guess i think or something that i knew it's gonna be cat related yeah no but the davers thing so funny because like we the davers things started as we just make it we just fucking rip on stupid people and stuttering john had something done and we're making fun of him and he got pissed and he sent like pretending to be a lawyer he sent me a DM being like we're gonna

sue you and i'm like what yeah and then i you know we made fun of him for a while but then after a while it kind of became this word economy it is an economy don't want to be here like this is this is cringe like honestly look here's what i call it no offense if you're into the dabalvers but this is my opinion the dabalverse is basically just like a whack bag retirement home it's it's if you don't know what that is It's ONA fans go and retire to the Dabalverse and go away. Oh, God. And then today I have to hear 20 years later how an Opie jumped on a homely sky's kick. I go, I know.

But have you seen Opie now? He's not doing well. He's not doing well. Anthony's crushing. Is that what Chad? Chad's all up in that, right? Chad's trying so hard. I was going to say, shout out to your boy, Chad.

I know. Chad went to Merce's house. I'm like, what are you doing, dude? Yeah, that was funny. I have no knowledge of me. Well, he saw the way I did with Red Bar, so he was like, I'm going to do that. And I'm like, what are you? Don't do it, dude.

That probably wasn't even smarter me to do, but, you know, I had to do it. But what's interesting is the dabbled verse is like it's just got enough autistics to keep it going. And I mean, autistic just drop money, dude. They're like why OnlyFans is doing well. It's like all these guys are just making these super chat money. And God bless them. I'm super happy for them. but it's like it's a hard thing to get out of it.

You make just enough money that you can pay your bills. And some people are crushing it. Like Kevin Brennan's crushing it. But like a lot of these guys are just making enough money that they can't leave. Yeah. It's kind of like when a pimp like, you know, keeps you hooked on drugs and you always kind of owe the pimp money. You know what I mean? So you can just never really leave.

Yeah. Yeah, dude. It's very weird. And Chad always trying to bring. me on there and he'll call me like just wanted to talk and he's like hey i'm live on my show i'm like bro you got to tell me that that's the worst that's the worst because you're always caught off guard and you want to like fucking ruin a gig or something because you don't know you're live also this is now going to get clipped so have fun with that because now now this is going to get clipped by dabble

verse clippers i love right because they're going to flip out wait a second then somebody in the dabble verse is going to comment on the clipped clip And then they're going to clip that. Yeah. And then I don't know. A multiverse of clippings. For me, it's funny because I don't get as, Mercer's definitely more involved than I was towards a later.

And I would say I was always telling them it's like, it just feels like a lot of people with gray pubic hair acting like teenagers. And I don't know how to handle that situation. I don't know. Yeah, you guys were like you were in there and then you pulled yourself out, which I thought was very impressive. that happens to us a lot though because like we we get we just get bored with stuff and move on dude that's our problem we get bored like you know like we were covering brand and shop for a while

and making fun of that and after while we're like this is stupid everyone's doing this what are we doing like who cares i got we made fun of stuttering john for a little bit and then it was like okay you know we weren't going to his house and like stealing furniture out of the garbage pile and stuff and bringing up on stage oh yeah just because he lives like on the set of the back That's not anybody's problem. Have you seen that movie yet? I saw it yesterday, dude. I got to fucking tell you one of the better movies I've seen in a long time.

And I mean that. And I don't even go into theaters in general. And I went for it worth it. Well, it's so expensive. I mean, Florida's pretty cheap. What movie? Backroom? Backroom?

Oh, yes. Yeah, I saw it. Did you like it? Uh, I did. Yes. But it's not what I expected. Yeah. Okay.

Because like, I would say it's not what you expect. Yes. Really? Well, would you, expect. Well, I expected more of just straight sci-fi horror and it was a little more psychological horror and kind of it wasn't, the mechanism behind it wasn't

it was just a little. It has nothing to do with the YouTube videos? It does. No, it does. It does. It does. It's literally in the same I guess universe. Yes. People show up from the YouTube video for sure. Yeah. And I do agree with it. I'm more of a fan of the side. I like psychological horror more than I guess gore and kind of that, that kind of stuff so there was you're right there wasn't as many jump scares as I guess as you would expect but well no there were even even what they have were to too too I hate jump scares I if you can't scare me without Johnny gets scared well no I just don't it feels cheap to me I've always thought

you know jump scare me you know why I like it here's here's my brain because that movie cost $14 million to make and made 81 million dollars that obsession movie cost $750,000 it mean like I don't know even more it's one of the top grossing films and that new stupid fucking Star Wars, so it costs $126 million and they've made $25. Yeah, fuck them. The obsession is fantastic, by the way. Is it good? Is it good?

It's so good. I've had so many people telling me I've got to watch obsession. I've just seen it yet, though. It's terrifying in so many ways, too. My wife's going to hate it. That's awesome. It's about clingy women, basically. And she's really going to hate it.

I don't know someone's being funny, but they're like, oh, dude, it's just like dating a Mexican. Like, is it that crazy? Yes, yes. That's exactly what it's about. Yeah. The Mexican wall is real. I'm Cuban, by the way.

So the Hispanic wall in general is real because women will go for being hot and then just like at a 30-something. If they don't take care of themselves, they hit what I call like the potato wall. And man, they all look like a bunch of fried yucas. Like, it's really bad. But it's just, it's genetics. San Antonio girls. San Antonio girls. That's a great way.

That's a weird. Because they're not supposed to be out of the scene. That's the problem. And they know it, though. They're meant to be having kids. taking care of kids. I mean, the women on the show have heard from me a thousand times. They're great, but you know, it's like you're not supposed to be at the nightclub at 40. You're not. You're really not. Even guys aren't.

No, yeah, nobody's supposed to be there for. Dude, it's like super creepy. Look at the Amish. Do the Amish women? Dude, they just turn into shoe boxes once they have a squirt out a couple of babies. They're all just shaped like rectangles. Just hefty women, you know. That's a real thing. They're going to build a barn and like fucking squat 340. They just don't care how they look or something. Yeah.

Yeah, dude, it's crazy. And then you take a look. Because around 35, both sexes hit the wall. Men lose their athleticism, women lose their fertility. And then at 40, the most depressed and mentally ill demographic is women in their 40s, progressive women in their 40s, because they bought into the lie. And then they realize that it's not happening. And it's so crazy because I have so many friends of mine who have kids late.

and like the look in their eyes is like oh they lied to us about all this they lied to us about like it was like this is great and it's like having it's like really fucking nuts dude and just the way because i've been on stage and i've been asking young guys are you trying to get laid they're all like no i have dude yeah i have no clue how the psychological damage you have to do to a male for them not to want to chase pussy women have monitored i mean fucking just scroll through instagram for five seconds and it's just a bunch of women talking about how they're a victim and men are horrible and they hope guys off themselves in the mail up and it's like why would you and then you see the guys going like no i'll just

i'll just play video games i'm yeah or there's like plenty of videos of like dudes going up to women and them secretly recording them and then being like uh ick you know and then like you're like all right well what are you just going to humiliate these fucking guys if they go up to you for a tictock video like yeah that they'd rather not and then women because you're fucked up then they'll make a video being like you know guys don't approach me anymore yeah yeah you're like what do you want for me they've been talking about because everyone has a camera now we're in a panopticon just like they're always watching and so if you do something stupid someone uploads it it's everywhere now you're the stupid guy yeah yeah you're right and no matter no matter what you do you're going to be you have

to worry that you're going to be recorded and you can't even fuck up you're right you can't even walk through a chicken, like, shoot your shot and fuck up and say something dumb, because before you know it, there's like 5 billion views on Twitter. And you're, oh, look at this retard guy. He came up to me and thought he got actually hit on me. And I'm like, all right, man, whatever. The number one place to meet people was at work. And they just completely wipe that off that. You can't, you can never do that. That whole culture of work day, like the office, the premise for the offices of workplace romance would never happen today. So I saw this company, this guy's like, I'm just going to get rid of human resources.

Then he got rid of human resources and all the problems in the office went away. Of course. They just immediately went away. He goes, this department's only here to cause problems. And he goes, they said, well, what happens if there's a high level thing goes, then if there's something, I'll deal with it. But that's fine. We're not doing this. Because it's, look, somebody said this and I can't take credit for it.

But can, can, does anybody in your audience and you can leave it in the comments? I would love to know this. Has anybody in your audience ever met a human, a leader of a human resource department that was a white, straight man? those three things white straight man they're never those things they'll be white and gay and a man they'll be straight and black and a woman but that that it does not exist there so if you're a white straight dude and you're fucking working in an office good luck good luck dude it's basically the view they basically have a human resources and we have human resource people listen but it's just the true do we you know that no i don't okay that's about you had to my mind i'm just we women been

taking a beating lately on a couple of my shows. Well, you know what? They go take a beat on an artist too. So this show's not going to be fun for women. But it's okay because you know what, and I'm not trying to be mean ladies. You're not fun for us most of the time. Because every time we're having fun, you're like, hey, what are you doing? Can I ruin it?

Yeah. 100%. You just see all these. What porn is done to guys is what social media is done to women. Like, it's just warped their reality. It's warped men's reality about sex. this war women's reality about just perception of everything. Like women used to have a thing where they would sit down and gossip at each other.

That's gone. Now they just get on TikTok and give away all the secrets. And nobody wants, and it's just, so this chick goes on a date with a Pittsburgh pirate, which is barely a pro athlete. Right? They got one pitcher and then everybody else is passing through. You're better off dating a Savannah banana.

Yeah, 100%. For real, actually, yeah. 100% pay-wise. So, you know, she goes on a date and she's cute. I mean, I'm 53. Every girl in 20s is cute to me. It's like really hard not to be cute when you're this age. I used to watch male comics who were in their 50s just blush over these mediocre 20-year-old female comics.

Like, oh, dude, she's really fun. No, dude, you're 15 and she's 20. That's it. You're just giddy that 20-year-old woman's talking to you. So, you know, so she's a minute. She's cute. She's cute, right? She goes on a date with a pro athlete.

He's like, you want to go back to my place? And she was just like, oh, my God. I can't believe you're doing this. And she runs to the internet and tells everybody the story. And she instantly gets pounded on. Good. Good. She gets annihilated.

And she blocks. Oliver she fucked everybody she puts it on private everywhere it's like nobody wants to hear snitching nobody wants to hear it yeah and again it dude if a fucking professional athlete like no really think about you're talking about real problem for real normal guys if a fucking like you said it's a pissburg private still major league athlete yeah it's getting turned down good fucking luck joe show that works at amazon yeah 100% it's it's it's and then these dating apps. You ever watch horror math or ho-math? Have you ever seen a whole math channel? And he breaks down everything because he's like a mathematician. He breaks it all down. And he said like, so studies

have come out that 100% of the women find 80% of the men ugly, not even like unattractive or not Q, ugly, which means 100% of the women are fighting over 20% of the men. 100%. We're talking fours and fives and there are more women. Are fighting for nines and tens. Yeah, all the, you know the problem, you know why, and this is women get, women, let's give you a break for a second. You know, a big, big part of this equation is guys will actually fuck anything. Yeah. So, that's the problem. Even the ugliest woman always has an option.

You could be a 500 pound woman and, hey, guess what? Black guy still exists. So you're going to get laid. You're going to get laid. You're going to get laid. You're going to get laid. They're delusional. If you go on the comments, it's just their own girlfriends calling each other hot bitch, gas at each other up.

Queen. Queen. And then you have a black guy telling you you're queen. So this girl thinks she's a fucking queen because they're just delusional. Every episode of Jerry Springer, by the way, is like some fat white woman whose husband works all day. And she's just getting a fucking NBA train ran on her every fucking week. Every day. And she's like, you didn't talk to me.

He's like, I'm working. all the time. Yes, she had so many guys, so many NBA guys in her, they called her the COVID bubble. Yeah, for sure. So,

so, so, so women, so I watch whatever. It's a great, it's a fun show. I don't know why that guy gets to determine who's hot or not. It's the weirdest fucking.

It's like Howard Stern. He used to take a laser pointer. But he's such an interesting guy, right? Because you're like, you're not Brad Pitt. And I like, I like his show.

Oh, oh, the, the, the, yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's one of my friends calls it 4-H Fresh and Fit. Yeah, dude, it's such a weird fucking thing. He's like, you're a six. I'm like, who are you to judge anybody, dude? Anyways, so he was talking to these chicks and he said something really true. He's like, you're, any girl here can have six guys in a day. Like, women can have multiple men in a day, but men can have multiple families.

You know, like, women can have a ton of dudes laying pipe on them, and men could have families all over the place. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's kind of the game that gets played. No, but you're 100% right. Really think about the 50s. In the 50s, not only could you support a family with one job. You could support like three or four back in there. One job, four families.

Yeah, it was great. We need to go back. We need to go back. But it's going to get like that because if you got 100% of women fighting over 20% of the men, then you're going to have multiple. baby mamas because these guys not going to bang everything to do they do they do have multiple bay mammas yeah yeah like multiple yeah i just i post i just today i saw a video on twitter today of this this of this woman who's living in a hotel and she has seven kids from seven different baby daddy's

talking about how hard it is that's insanity dude that's insane good for her for bringing them all to i mean do you know how many abortions happen in 2025 70 million around the world think about that Those are just the ones that are on paper. Yeah. I mean, if you really think about it, those are the ones on record, you know. It is crazy. So let's get into some stuff I saw you wanted to talk about. Thomas Massey.

Your thoughts on the whole Thomas Massey thing and Thomas Massey himself, do you trust this guy? Is there anything about him that makes you nervous? Or do you, are you thinking that this was a legit coup to take him out? and replace him with a Zionist. Do you think that's all real, or is it another part of the theater game that's going on? No, I like, I like, Matt, see, I don't, I don't, like, trust any of these guys 100%. And I don't trust, you know, I don't think any of them are, like, our heroes or anything.

But he was, like, the closest we had to, like, an old school, like, shut it down kind of politician. And, yeah, they railroaded the guy. They spent, like, like, a lot of money to railroad. wrote this guy in a tiny little district. Yeah, I mean, I mean, at this, at this point, it's like, again, it's not one of those, they'll, they'll, they'll, they'll call it on Twitter. They call you anti-Semitic by, if they go like, you know, you, APEC bought this election. And you'd be like, that's anti-Semitic.

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And then it's like late night votes. votes come in all for this guy, that guy, this guy. And five years from now we're going to be like, this doesn't make any sense. There's only a million voters in this district and 1.4 million people voted. And it's all too late. It's already freaking done. So again, it's just this mail and shit. It is the ultimate way for them to rig the election.

And I went and voted last night. And I went to go, I just purposely handed them my idea. I'm like, here. take it. And they're like, we don't want it. What's your name? And I'm like, oh, dude, it's done. So Spencer Pratt and we, you know, I was texting him all this shit to save because they kept hitting him all the time with like, you don't have any experience. I'm like, tell me I don't have experience in burning down the city and I, exploding homelessness and turning L.A. into a crime den. I'm like, because he's, that's their whole thing. You have no experience. I go, yeah,

tell him you don't have experience in destroying the city. He's like, thanks, dude. So, I mean, And there's, you know, he's a Zionist, but I think every election now is either you're voting for a neocon Zionist or a Bolshevik progressive. Oh, you don't win. Look, how do you win? How do you win? That's the, look, I'm not, I'm a big. Yeah, the mayor of L.A. is going to be pro-Jewish. I mean, this is where you're going to have to deal. I mean, we live in Florida. It's the same thing. They always go, look, oh, your governor is like so pro-Israel. It's like, well, if he wants to be governor of Florida. It's like, whether you like it or not, it's Florida. to play nice so i mean i don't know listen i get it but we you can moan and whine sometimes but for l a if you live in l a l a again there's certain things that aren't a tier list right spencer frat is like he can't fucking control fucking foreign wars or anything so even if he is as a sinus who gives

a shit right because but what he can do is maybe you know have waters and water in the rest of wars right and yeah fucking clean the city up and he even got bill marden there bill mars like you know i installed solar panels and even told them like solar panels are like the last thing on the fucking list, bro. Like, I get it. But, you know, so I'm not saying, does it suck? Is it a hard pill to swallow? Sure. But I think for local elections and stuff like this, and I don't really think it makes as big of a deal as like a federal election. I think local elections may be the only thing that really matters on a federal level. It's, well, did you watch the James Lee? He had this, this video he made. I know. Every time I tweet pro Spencer, I know James Lee gets a little more

disgusted with me. But I'm like, I'm picking my poisons at this point. Yeah, yeah. I mean, who are we choosing? If not, uh, Nitya Raman? I swear to God, dude, I voted. I voted yesterday. I couldn't spell anyone's last name if I tried.

I didn't know who any of these people were. So I just, you could put in, uh, you can name for somebody. You could write in and I just put my name under everyone. That's, who do you want to be County Creator, uh, Sam Tripoli? Who do you want to be district attorney, Sam Triple? You know you don't have to put anything. I know, but I just want to get a vote. Well, all the names are foreign, so they're just like new comedians are on the French page with Netflix special.

Way too many votes, dude. Anana la Kashanani, I'm like, I don't. You can spell bassoon out. Oh, great. They gave him an hour Netflix special. That's awesome. Yeah, dude. It does show you how pissed off people are on the state, though, that Hilton was leading in the governor's race, a Republican with an English accent. The guy speaks with an English accent and was on Fox News, and he,

He's now first place. You're going to have these bubbles of L.A. Crazy. They still have money and they can fantasize. Again, it's like if you watch that Finkelstein interview, I'll get into it. So if you watch that Finkelstein interview, Norm Finkelstein, who suddenly is upset that the right is agreeing with him. Like he's like, you got these right guys, these conservatives, they're just anti-Israel, which is going to lead to the death of Jews. You're like, bro, they're literally saying the same.

thing you made your fucking name off of, dude. It's why everyone likes you because you're calling it like you see it. And now because someone has an R by their name or a C for conservative, now you're freaking the fuck out. And it just gets in to what always happens is the leftist. It's like the theory of hate is 10 times worse than real world consequences. They would never want to agree with a conservative on nothing, on nothing. It's like the issue isn't as important as going to war with the other side.

And he didn't destroy his brand because he's back at it again. But it really, everyone was like, what the fuck is this guy talking about? And that's L.A. It's like, dude, you're pumping $7 gas and you could be like, well, it's the straighter here moves. It's like, it's not. Dude, the gas we pumped that we're pumping in our car, that oil was taken out of the earth two years ago. This has nothing to do with the gas you're pumping right now. That's, I know.

And the other thing you brought up, which we talk about in our show, too, is like, remember like i remember when i was younger like every people were allowed to have like nuanced views on yes somebody was was republican not but i do remember this and this is the part that i blows my mind that you really like and mersh and i talked about them when you were younger right like you know my my my parents were a republican right but our neighbor was a democrat and he voted for bill clinton and yeah they busted each other's balls but they came over they barbecue they don't watch football everything was fine but now it's like what who'd you vote for wow i guess you know what? I guess you don't want women to have rights,

don't you? Yeah. Wait, what? I guess Israel doesn't have a right to exist, huh? And I'm like, you know what? The more you keep saying that Well, it's very interesting because the girl, the woman who lost, came in third in the mayor's

vote, her last ditch attempt was to bring abortion into the issue. So she started talking about abortions and how these Republicans want to take away your right, which is what you see every four years, about a year outside of the election, the Democrats crank up the abortion issue, and then that's how they gavinize all the white progressive women who just have fallen

for the siop of back alley abortions, which isn't real. Rachel Wilson's talked about it a lot. And the Road versus Wade hold cases, the woman at the center of it admits she lied about everything. And you're right, the back alley abortions are another, they make, they do, they always sell it like we're living in some sort of fucking post-a-boggled bit shanty town. Yeah. Where there's just fucking

roving vans with coat hangers that are ripping babies. That's not really happening, guys. It's never happened, dude. It's all big bullshit lie. But they had to sell them on it because because they want that to be a wedge issue. I mean, when Obama's in, they had the house, to Congress, to

Senate, the White House again. And they could have, they could have codified it, but they didn't because that's the issue that they drive in when they don't really have anything to run on. So they just run on fear. So they just crank up the Democratic bullshit. And it's really sad that they fall for it. And, you know, going back to what you're saying about, you know,

you believe one thing it will be used against you later on, that's exactly what happened with pro, you know, my body, my choice, which was, you know, hey, I have the right to my body when it comes to abortion, stuff like that. And then those people automatically flip to if you don't get the COVID shot, you have to go live in a camp. They are literally saying we should live in a camp. And they lost all their ground there. Nobody at all believes anything.

So they've been taking L's on the pro-choice shit. And that's what it is. And it goes back to this ice shit. Yes, there's a lot of people in this country that need to go. And these idiots don't realize that. And again, it's like the thought of the police. law enforcement having any power and I'll get into my problems with ice.

But, you know, they're more upset about that, like in Minneapolis than they are about Somalians robbing them blind. The more tax people don't care about tax fraud. The, you know, the quality of life or standard of living people want more taxes.

If you got rid of taxes, you would have a better standard of life. I mean, it's simple math, but they don't ever care about that. It's just more taxes, more taxes, more taxes. we're dealing with that here we're trying to get rid of income tax in Florida in not income tax excuse me um property tax so if you own a home here doesn't mean you can have like five homes without paint but if you own a home here homestead desantis is now trying to pass hey you

know what we make enough money here we have a surplus we really shouldn't be having to pay property tax you don't own anything if you pay property tax right so of course as you could think it's a very popular issue for people here everyone's like hell yeah and the only people fighting back are these municipalities that are like, but what do you mean? What do you mean we can't make extra money? What are you talking about? The schools are going to fall apart. And I'm like, no, they're not.

$300 billion has been stolen in tax fraud in California. And these people want more taxes. Yeah. They almost have the best accountants ever that they don't have to pay taxes. They want everybody else to pay taxes. It's absolutely ridiculous. And then you have these progressives. And there's like young people.

I understand it's like a horrible economy to come into if you're, super young, but they're like, oh, let's give boomers, uh, more, more fucking, uh, money, blah, blah, blah. It's like, you don't understand. They've artificially inflated the price of your house so they could tax you more. Oh, and a lot. And then, and they're all in on it. And then Black Rock owns so many homes to. And again, it's, it's, this also falls under issues and nobody actually wants to take care of. Like, everybody wants to feign because, you know, it's like, oh, yeah. There's a lot of things we could do right now. They could fix stuff if we wanted to, but we don't because all the lobbyists and everything's entangled and nobody wants to do it.

You brought something up was a great point where you were like, you know, we're only really fucking, Republicans only really fucking care about the border too around election time. And you want to know why I know that's true because Trump is the look, say what you want about Trump. Illegal immigration has gone down, people coming in. He has not deported enough people, but whatever. I agree with that. But here's the one thing that people aren't bringing up. He never built the wall and that kind of went away because that problem is going to come

back like that the moment he's out of there if there's not a physical barrier or something with what he ran on it's not going to matter and again i think and i think it's by design i think it's by design that's why the neocons were always against the wall because if you need to be able to run an immigration because in the truth of the matter you think these these neocons want all these mexicans here and all these people you're not even mexicans you know what i apologize to mexicans because in the 90s if i could yeah i would trust me i would want to go back can we we get the Mexicans back that was fine that was so much better now it's like Haitians and like you know like you know Syrian terrorists you know they're pit barbecueing gerbys

and i'm like what's happening here Mexicans get up at 4 30 in the morning and go and go work for their family and like i can't i can live with that dude we all had disagreement right where it was like immigration we kind of talked about it but we were like you know what you look they might they might be a little loud, a little bit late at night, drinking their medellos in the yard. But it's like, I can deal with that, you know? I, listen, I don't mind when you put inside furniture outside. There doesn't bother me any. So it's like, I don't care. It's fine for me. Mexicans love couches on their front lawns, dude. They love it. Tell what you want, but they're comfy. Every Mexican houses look like, looks like the projects in the wire where they have to just couch out there and they're just

sitting on it. Here's the thing about the Mexicans. And Mexicans are amazing, but they're now two or three generations in and they're going through and they're way more like white people than Hollywood wants to admit. Hollywood wants to act like they're all gang banging black, you know, black culture. But really, they're very way more conservative,

way more conservative. But the problem is, they're all fat and they all work for Border Patrol now. Dude, there's a lot of Mexicans. And LAPD. Yes, there is a lot of Mexican. That's why their facers covered because they keep getting yelled at. You're like a bootlicker for Mexicans. That's why they can, yeah.

Every time they're in LA. Cool. I get Benny's dog. Like, what do you want from me? I mean, yeah. But here's again, cops don't wear masks. Why should, why should ice wear masks? And on top of that, I'm sorry.

And this is again the game they play, which is get you comfortable with shit against that being done against people you don't like. And once they get that, then they do it to you. And then there's nothing you do because you're emotionally captured. It's the same thing with AIDS, right? When they tell everybody AIDS,

everywhere. They're like, it's just a gay man's disease. And then as soon as everyone bought it, only the gays can get it. Then they're like, oh my God, the straight chick got it too. Now you're emotionally captured. Those are just finance bros in the 80s still trying to get laid, though. That's a gay disease. Yeah.

Yeah. That's so much Sam Kenson's best shit. But going back to ice, it's like, you should have to have a warrant to go into somebody's house. I don't care if it's illegal or not because that's basic constitutional shit. That's a checks and balance. This notion of raiding someone's house without a fucking warrant is a slippery fucking slope that they're getting you okay with because you want to get rid of illegals.

That's how they do it. Oh, 100%. Look, here's, we're, I think Mercia and I will, Marshall agree with me. We're stuck in this weird world where we're like, we're pretty anti-authority in general, I would say. We don't like to be told what to do. And 100% we like, I like this. When we watch cop videos, we try to be as fair as we can, because there's a lot. lot of shitty cops and you know there are there's towns that are entire captured by them it's

a hundred percent happens but that being said i don't want to live in a lawless fucking shit world either 100 percent dude so you but i will agree we should always cover like yeah show your face i agree you should show your face like yes show your face i know they're getting from fine but okay but that's part of the job and i think bill mar said it to give him credit he says you can't be a proctologist and complain about seeing assholes all day you know it's like that comes with the job yeah dude 100%. And if you think you're going to send down fucking social workers to talk to broken people, hurt people. Good fucking luck, dude. By not reporting crime doesn't make crime go away. It just emboldens fucking criminals.

I was like, dude, we're not going to get arrested for this shit. Let's fucking go, dude. So that's what we see happening. And then when they change the law and people don't know that, they go and like shoplift and they get arrested like, we're not going to jail. You don't arrest for it. They're like, they change the law. They're like, oh, we're going to jail. It's like they're not going to get they're not going to stop doing it because you don't enforce it. That's it. And don't live in a gated community. Tell me about how we don't need cops.

Yeah, well, they don't need them. And that's, it's true. It's always gay to community. Always the same people telling you not to have a gun too are always the ones that have security guards. Yeah, governors to like Newsom. Walk around with like eight armed guards telling you you don't need guns. Newsom is scary, man. And I'll tell you why we talk about it on the show.

But Newsom is scary because he can win in really easily because of women. And I'm saying that. Women are dumb. He has, as president, he has that Bill Clinton weird kind of he knows. And I'm telling you. Chicks dig him. Chicks dig him. And that's really nowadays, that's really scary.

No, like Beto O'Rourke and a lot of these other guys, they're just dorks. Like, if you're running these guys that are dorks like trying to like skateboard in the Waterberger parking lot. And it's like, ew, dude, stop. But yeah, Gavin, New. him has that like old like bad guy from an 80s movie. American psycho tear down the fucking community center energy. Yeah, women like that. They would say what you want about Patrick Bateman, but he crushed.

So I mean, you know, and women will fall for that because it happens because he's one of those always like, you know, women's rights and abortion, man. There's worse than women that are pro abortion are the dudes that use it to get late. And he's one of those, you know, like, oh yeah, no, dude, women need to have abortions because, Because dudes who do that have paid for several of them. So it's in their business interest to say yes. I agree, dude. I'm looking at Gavin Newsom's podcast, his YouTube page. He just interviewed, what's his name?

Andrew Yang six days ago. I don't need my governor doing a podcast. Yeah, I agree. But it is not doing that great. Like the numbers aren't crazy. I mean, he's doing it. And then he had like Ben Shapiro like four months ago. But I thought he let it go.

He's still trying to push his podcast. Yeah, because they're like, oh, Frogan can do it. I could do it. So many people think that. It's the funniest, like, fallacy that people have is like, if Rogan could do it, I could do it three, three views, four views. It's hard to get views, dude. There's so many people now.

Even people that, like now, you know, back in the day when podcasting first started, if you had some sort of establishment and, you know, it's easier to build into, but now you've been established people going to podcasting and they're like, they're not doing well because it's a different world. People think it's a one way. And it's, yeah, that kind of happened with, I don't remember during COVID, but there was an invasion of like Hollywood stars on YouTube because they couldn't make their movies, right, because of the COVID. So they figured, well, I still got to keep my face out there. And then you had like, Jack Plack playing Twitch games or something.

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reboot or like make a parallel dimension for the Star Wars French because they fuck Star Wars up. so badly that the only yeah I don't you don't you I mean that what how else could they fix there's another way look Star Wars is something that were like I'm I was always I was a nerd as it get comic books like that was me growing up I love that shit I was a real fat kid and and and and and I always you know fond memories of Star Wars Star Trek and all that kind of stuff and as soon as it was sold to Disney I'm like this is gonna be a fucking

problem and now I will say I apologize to George Lucas I shoot on your prequel really bad me too And honestly, going back now, I would give anything. If that's at least by the guy who created it and it's somewhat in the Star Wars, but now it's political dramas. They're fighting space Trump or whatever. And I'm like, I don't need to see a Star Destroyer that's maga colored or whatever. The next thing you're going to do is.

And now they're trying like, oh, we got to bring Gina Carrano back. We got to bring it. Listen, guys, they burn the franchise. I don't think you could fix it. And to be honestly, I don't want them to. I don't want them to. For what? To do what?

to go, hey, oops, guys, we're sorry. We're going to do it to get the same. Unless you're, who are you going to bring in the right? There's no new. Look, back in the day, see what you want. But, man, back in the day, bro, we had these fucking amazing Jewish writers that were in there. Bangers. Bangers after bangers. And now you have a bunch of gay non-binary millennials in there who are just making everything

about current topic. And then Star Wars looks like euphoria. Yeah, they got to do something, though. They got to do something. They can't just let the franchise go. Yeah, you can't just let it go. Yeah. and it's a cash cow on parks.

You're right. It's too expensive. You're right. And they're literally rides in the parks. You're right. It is a lot of money. So, of course, they're not going to let it go. But I don't, I think it's, you're not going to capture any of the real old fans anymore.

I mean, who's going to go watch that here? Are they getting the new ones? Are they, can you at least say that they've got new Star Wars fans? Well, no, because look at the acolyte. I mean, that was the whole play for the new fan. But here's the thing, dude. You know, it's terrible. It's that, who liked Star Wars, boys.

Boys like Star Wars. Wars. And it's women making all the new shows. Yeah. And it's also like, okay, putting women in charge of Star Wars is like putting men in charge of sex in the city. It's just like, you can't write to that demographic because you don't understand it. It's the same

thing that happened to Playboy. He put his daughter in charge of it and it just went to shit. She started doing, we're not going to do these shots anymore. It's like, no, those are the shots we like. We want to see inside. We want that. And the penthouse is like, we're going to open the pussy up even more.

Seriously. Right? You're going to see her tonsils. But a perfect example you said about female writers, and this is so true. Perfect example. The stupid She Hulk show was written by all women, and that was a woman writing a lawyer.

A man writing a lawyer? Kim Wexler, on better call Saul. Fucking amazing. So it's, it's, we always talk about when women write, you could always tell because they over-explaining.

They use too many adjectives and they're too deep in the stuff. And it's like every little scene needs to be framed. No, women always write like they just, took a creative writing class. It didn't do well. It's always very telling. And you're right, Sam, dude, male sex in the city would literally be a 30 second Vine video.

You smash, hell yeah, bro. High five. Yeah, that'd be it. Shows over. That be it. Guys are going to be like, oh my God, can you release Cindy? No one, no one cares, dude. No one fucking.

When I see a straight male, I'll even take black male, straight male, like that we know, straight. We're like not down low, brother, but we know straight. On the view, I'll know you're serious about diversity. I'll know you really want all voices to be heard. That show's been running for 30 years. It's never had a, I think Lance Bass was on it for like two seconds. Was he? I don't even remember. If you could pick the black guy, like, who would it be like someone like 50 cent? Michael Strayhand. Tracy Morgan. Okay. Boosey.

Boose. Someone fucking crazy. Some of fucking nuts. I want someone I want crazy straight black dudes like, nah, man, you can't be trancing your kids, dog. DMX. D-MX would have been great. The only real. Oh, he would have been amazing. All right.

He would have been slapping, bitches. He was wild. He was great, dude. He was great. You see all the old videos of what they'd taken from us? It's just like, all that male energy is gone. Everything's gay, dude. Timmy ain't watch a rapper now.

They're all gay guys. And I'm like, what is this? What are we doing? Does that guy have a perm? Yeah. Yeah, I would like to Jerry Curl to come back. That'd be fun. Let's get into Erica Kirk.

You wanted to talk about that. That TPUSA is a dead brand. It is a dead brand. They ran into the ground. They, you know, it's like, it's pretty, you know, this whole thing coming out and Melania was actually one of Jeffrey Epstein's escorts, which, like, again, we've been talking about that forever. One of my first jokes on my specials, how she's like,

the Michael Jordan of gold diggers, dude. Like, she's the greatest to ever do it. Like, no one's ever gone from fucking hooker to first lady that we know of. I mean, half the first ladies were dudes anyways. But, you know, it's like, I mean, like, it's an amazing, right. It really is the American dream. If you think about it, prostitute to first lady, that's like, that's a great story that they should write on some movie about, you know?

From Russia. Wait, wherever she's. You know, like that baddie Eleanor Roosevelt? Well, that was so crazy, though. Like, the way she just came out, remember when Malani just came out one day and was like, I have nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein. And we're all just like, whoa, nobody was saying you did.

The greatest part is, guys, you have to remember when it happened the day before Trump was like, we're not talking about this. And she's like, the fuck I'm not. Yeah, I'm trying to get in front of this. But like, he's one of his hookers. And then he married Trump. And it's like, and that's the problem. as you get older as a man, you're like, guys are good looking until they're older.

Oh, yeah. I mean, we just have more money, which is very intoxicating. We have more money in power. But the chicks who date the really old guys are a little cuckoo crazy, dude. It's a little cuckoo crazy, which is fine. I like crazy. I'm in, all right? But it's like, that's who you get when you're Trump.

You start dating fucking hookers, dude. You dated a hooker. Think about it. Think about it if you're her, though, right? Like, you go into that thinking you're going to be, The end game is I'm going to be with a billionaire real estate TV reality TV star tycoon. That's the end game. And at that point, yeah, people are going to make fun of you and stuff, but there's no actual real threat to your life.

And then he goes, I'm going to run for president. And she laughs because he's probably, he's done it a couple of the times. The guy fucking wins. And now you're in a scenario where it's, it's not like they're going to the tabloids. Now you could just get murked. You know what I mean? Like now you're in a real. Now you're in a, you're not going to be sitting in a penhouse divorcing Trump and then go marrying the next billionaire tycoon.

now you're stuck, you know? Because what are you going to do? And I think that it was great to a certain point, but I think with everything, you only want to get so famous. I couldn't agree more, dude. I got this project. If it blows up, you'll never hear from me again. I'll be like, I'll be gone in the wind, dude. That's okay.

And then when Rejurred to the says, it'll be like, friend of the show, which we keep calling you a friend of the show whenever you do. That'll be my new name on show. It's friend of show. Friend of show. How much do you, I mean, you think Trump, like, how do you just obtain Melania? You paid her off to Epstein? Because if she's Epstein's fucking side hoe, it's just not. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure, dude.

Some deals? That's this crazy to be like, that's mine now. And the reason I bring us up, because it will bring us an Eric. But they're all MK Ultra Sexkins. That's what they are. They're all like top shelf, like insanely hot women that these guys just send in to basically go live with these like super powerful men. and manipulate them.

I mean, and they love Slavic women and they love Slavic women because, number one, they don't cry. Yeah. They just don't. And they're really not snitches. Yeah. They are pretty ride or die.

Yeah, they are. So again, it's like what Erica Kirk, it's like it's coming out more and more that both her parents, just like Obama's mom, and just like Obama, was pimped out by her grandma, her, his grandpa.

You know what I'm saying? I you know it's funny because I told I I always I told my wife the other day and it's funny you bring this up I said honey honey if I ever die I want you to come out to like WWE pyro yeah yeah like I really want like to milk it and even like it's funny because like I always use my parents because they're older as a good like see what older people are thinking and when even my mom's like like I felt bad for that Erica Kirk but honestly she's kind of annoying me and I'm like okay now when you're reaching like normie older people that are like, you know, this is getting weird, they got a problem. Well, I mean, the boomer generation, like, they got Psiop so much, they destroyed everything. Yeah. And you just hear them, like, they're really like, we got to get these, we got to get these nukes away from fucking Iran. Like, Harlan Williams is one of the funniest people on planet Earth.

But watching him on Rogan, I'm like, bro, what are you saying, dude? Like, it's like you're worried about a country that not. Yahoo has been saying for 20 or 30 years is going to get nukes and still doesn't have it. Like, at what point do you not go, maybe this isn't real? I mean, how many times can the boy cry wolf before you stop thinking wolves are coming? Turns out 109 times. But you go back to Erica Kirk. Her parents are both deep in the CIA, deep in the arms dealing, deep into intelligence.

And they just basically churned their daughter out. dude and it's funny because if you go back to milania you know she's a shady-ass person because they put out a movie about what a good person she is that that's what Hollywood does like look at this wonderful and they're just the shadiest people you've ever met in your life you know it's like how they sold everybody in lbj and we just ran this clip on on doom scrolling dude he used to walk out the press conferences with his dick out whoa he had such a big route he would walk out to the press and whip his, the president of the United States would whip his dick out to the press and then tell everybody to follow him to the bathroom.

And they would all, they would all go in the bathroom with them. Isn't that crazy? There's leaked audio of they were recording of him with his Taylor actually talking about how big his hog was. Like, you could go find it. It's very funny. Does Taylor being like, we can't actually go, yeah, it's going to have a big penis. And I'm like, okay, this guy, you know, it was probably a big hog if you're the president.

and you're walking out there full frontal. Doug, big, big Mike should do that. Was it a nice hog? I mean, I don't know. What's the, I mean, I think it would be, I mean, you wouldn't do that if it wasn't, right? Yeah, you would have to be proud of it. What do you guys think it's a nice hawk? Yeah, what features?

I think it's got to be BSR. Okay, well, look, not to be gay. You can be. But not to be, no homo here. Full homo. But I think that a nice hog in my scenario, uh is uncircumcised the way god intended so i think that's very important i like that i like that okay yeah the uncircumcised guys you got him i know i know he's uncircised he's a spanishes i know okay

and it's not anything other than our parents love us our parents loved us i also think it's got to be a little bit like it can't be it's got to be a little bit full when it's flaccid you know what i mean you don't want one that's like shriveled up because if you're walking through you know, and flopping around. I think balls also, like, if the balls are too big, it's like, eh. Ball should be smaller. Yeah, because you don't want them to, you know, it's, it's like your feature act. You don't want them to overshadow you, you know, you want them to be funny, but not too funny.

Right. So your balls can't hang over your dick? You can't have just a bean bag down there. No, because the smaller the potatoes, the bigger the steak looks. Yeah, I call it ball shaft ratio. Okay. You got to have a nice BSR, dude. but I mean I measure my dick from my tailbones

yeah me too dude I just I measure my dick from the other room I just want to say that I'm just glad that we gave dignified widow Erica Kirk the day like just the dignity she deserved in this segment about as much as I could muster up for her at this point the way she's acting but I want that the AI stuff like the AI like yeah Charlie that you've heard I'm sure the AI thing where there's a there's a audio recording of Charlie Singh and if anything ever happened to me, I want Erica Kirk to take over TPUSA.

And the Jews totally didn't do it. That part was, nothing to deal with it. That was, and BB Niyahu has a big penis. I don't know why that part was added. No, but it's audio. And then they said, no, he said it at some sort of private event. But then I think Candace was talking about it. They said, no, we talked to people at the private event.

This was not there. They said, just released the video. If he said it, released the video. They got caught with the, I think TPSA, say is falling is is falling apart because again man are we going to believe that charlie kirk mister like women shouldn't work women should be at home they shouldn't run major that's how we always talked he was always that way you know women should be at home women shouldn't do this was like accept my wife and also if you're a wife right and your

husband and say let's say you're a husband right and you get murdered because of the job you're doing do you really want your wife to be put in that same fucking position with your kids Like that sounds crazy to me. And I don't think he would have done. I mean, I don't know. Of course, I don't know Charlie, but that doesn't sound like it. Even forget Charlie, any normal dude who loves his family. Like if it happened to me, I wouldn't be like, no, you take over.

No, why would I put my wife in that position? Was she part of the show at all before? Like, was she ever like co-host or would she show up? Like she would pop in once in a while, but she was never like, she was just Charlie Kirk's wife. And it gets really weird because we never see the kids. We've never seen their faces. We've never seen anything now, supposedly that Charlie's mom has the kids, which is convenient, that they're never around. It's like, so if we go, how much of this is a facade?

How much is this a theater? Then you've got to ask, how much was Charlie Kirk in on the theater? Like, did he realize that he was, that she's an M.K. ultra-sex kid and said in to seduce him. Are the kids real? if the kids aren't real, he's, he's complicit in a, you know, in a lie. So it's like, how deep does a rabbit hole go? Well, a lot of stuff changed with Charlie. Remember, I mean, when we used to cover Charlie on our show, he was, he was very, very, very, like, hard core pro is real, like, to the point where, like, you know, Nick Fuentes was, like, following him around places, trying to

debate him. And over time, I think that it's very possible that when he got into it, their views were overlapping. I don't know, but over time, something changed. Like, it's, look, even for even before all the whole leaked text messages and before he died, even Mersh and I were watching like, did Charlie Kirk just say that about Israel? That's weird. He doesn't Yeah, he started saying some shit that was real out of pocket. And then we were like, okay, kind of base, where does that coming from? And when Charlie Kirk says that Mr. Pro-Israel, Mr. We used to make fun of him because Charlie Kirk got a very famous quote saying that, you know, America's an idea, but Israel's an actual place. Is an actual quote.

said like that's the level that a brainwashing that he had that is so retarded it's unbelievable so is it past me that charlie kirk was brainwash yeah probably i mean who who is it you know do i think the kids are real yes and here's why only reason because if you are going to compromise somebody having actual children with them really let you control them a lot more than if you don't i think that that's that's just how i think they operate you know you have something to hold over somebody's Not that I'm saying Charlie Kirk was completely innocent because like I said, I don't think anybody is completely innocent. At that level.

I think there are people that get into something not for good reasons, but when it gets too dark, even they go, you know what? I signed up for rah, ra, Israel, but not for what we're doing, you know? Yeah. So the question becomes this. It's, it's who took them out. I mean, there's some really great guests we've had that are going around and just it's like, it's Tyler.

Robinson. It's Tyler Robinson. You're like, well, nothing really adds up that says it's Tyler Robinson, except for the FBI telling you it's Tyler Robinson. And, you know, to the point where you wonder if they're doing nonlinear warfare and purposely making the investigation so bad that the conspiracy theorists end up questioning it. And then the Normies just end up deep-throating it because they all love authority. So it's like, I mean, it's so bad the AI. I think the AI they have is so good that why would they put out where he's running across the roof and the shadow disappears? Like, why would they do that? Why would he have the gun in his pants and then still jump down and he's able to, you know, bend his legs and then suddenly, you know, the gun is flopping or whatever they're saying is happening and it makes no sense. And then he just, he undones the gun and undoes the gun and dismantles it. and then he runs somewhere and puts it back together and then leaves it there. It makes no fucking sense at all. And then they're like, oh, Charlie Kirk is, his bones are so dense that the bulletin go.

Then the next day, Tyler Robinson is like they put out a picture of him literally in front of the man of steel. They call them Superman neck. This is something else that now has been discredited. When this first happened, we covered it on the show. I remember saying that, you know, the doctor and Erica had told the kids that, you know the thank god that charlie had superman's neck because it stopped the bullet and save people's lives and now i think erika came out and said like no what the doctor went rogan he said that i didn't actually say it's very weird like a weird kind of like it was it was set up in a way

where people go like oh you don't believe that other people die look with the trump one's another one i mean the trump look listen would i would i would i sit here and believe the fucking narrative of tyler robinson more if we didn't have trump just like ignore his assassination attempts like there were no big deal when if Thomas Massey just doesn't agree with Epstein he's a burn down an entire fucking state the whole district yeah I mean that's I think that's that's where we're at but I I tie do I think Tyler Robinson did it I mean maybe involved sort of there I think he did it alone no no fucking way I'm sorry I'm sorry you're not going to sell that to me and then all that all those dude remember all those

merch we covered remember those comments in his YouTube chat they were like yeah dude you should totally do it fuck authority like and then they ask cash about that like what was that about and he's like nothing yeah no I never said that that was nothing actually and you're like okay I mean the cash pettel was probably fucking drunk in his office they have to use of fucking jaws of life to get him out so he's not paying attention and why the fuck is Utah police the FBI is doing this weird thing where they're not involved but they are involved you know kind of take the heat off of them but also kind of control the narrative and not release anything you know it's so crazy how corrupt Utah is like we always saw all

Mormons are great people, dude. Like, I met Mormons for the first time in Vegas, and they were the best. But, man, you go to Utah like this. We're probably talking on Broken Sim. I sent that video to you, Johnny, but the Lego disaster. Yeah, it's funny. I almost sent it to you also. How deep did you guys go down that rabbit hole?

I went deep, dude. It's nuts. Let's talk about that Lego thing is fucking the Mormon mafia, whatever you want to call it in that town that they're trying to completely screw this Lego business is insane. is insane. It's so nuts, dude. It's so nuts. We should briefly explain it, right?

Yeah, go for it, Johnny. Well, okay, so this old guy had the best Star Wars collection. He had the largest collection of Star Wars Legos in the world. A couple hundred grand is what is valued. He entered into a consignment agreement with

bricks and mini figs, I think it's called this store in Oregon. It's a franchise. It's a franchise. franchise, yeah. And then the national franchise owner, I guess, came in, took over the store. And then when that guy came to say, like, hey, you know, what's the deal with the hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of Lego that is basically my father's life savings? They were like, and they have this recording. I can't believe they have a recording of this. This guy telling him to kick rocks. It'll take you more in attorney's fees to get them back than you could ever hope to make on the Lego.

you might as well just let us have them. I mean, just admitting. They got him admitting to stealing the Legos right there. And it's all, and so that guy reaches out to a YouTuber, reckless Ben, I think is the guy's name, right? And this YouTuber has been trying everything imaginable to get these things back. And eventually, I guess to allude this whole legal situation, they take the Legos back to Utah.

and so this guy, the YouTuber, goes to Utah to try to get them and he's like trying, it eventually to boil it down, he gets to small claims court. He realizes that if he takes kind of ownership of the Legos himself and then allows, because in small claims court you can sue for up to 10 grand. And he has a bunch of other people sue separately and then they just went on default is the idea because the other guy's not showing up. So they go there with, but they have to serve this guy. They have to prove that legally they've tried to make a good faith effort to resolve it out of court. And the guy just won't let them see him. And he goes there with a process server.

And the cops show up and say, hey man, you're trespassing. You're trespassing. So he gets trespassed, and he's not allowed to go on this guy's property. so he can't serve him right and they won't let the process server serve him and the cops pretend to be helpful they're like well you hand us those papers we'll take them in and they go to take them in they come back to him and they're like uh he don't want them you know and the guy's like they're papers nobody wants legal papers you just drop them at their feet i wish i could have done that a couple years ago yeah yeah don't we all yeah i got i got a couple myself and but that's just i it's and so the cops then pull them over on

what is the most bogus you can see on the on the cameras the most bogus rolling stop uh... uh... Cali roll. Yeah, yeah, Cali Roll.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he didn't do it. They didn't do it. They stopped. They stopped. It was a first car literally stopped. And they have the cops on on body cam saying, yeah,

we do things a little differently here in Utah. I mean, just and and apparently, now they won't admit to this, but the guy that they're in this legal battle with told the cops that they would have heroin on them. So they just go through this whole search, the car is stripping down the car, and it's the straight-edge guy that they're convinced has the heroin, the guy that absolutely wouldn't.

You know, they're like, well, your pupils are constricted, and they have a fake dog hit because dogs, dogs. Fake dog hits all. It's a scam. It's a, it's just an excuse police use to search your car illegally. but yeah so it's I mean and the latest is that this guy has been so twisted up the YouTuber in this legally I mean he's you know he's he got swatted he got swatted crazy they swatted the guy yeah yeah and he's now in legal trouble because of you know a number of reasons he's reached out to John Bryan who we've had

yeah the civil rights attorney yeah and he's now kind of helping him out getting connected with the right people in the right states to get but it's just a i mean and the thing is all the cop all the cops that were involved are all part of the Mormon church and it's all and the guy is also too so it's like yeah they're all kind of connected so the Mormon church kind of controls you know what happens and they protect each other akin to what happens here in florid and clear water if you're like Scientology territory the cops will trust me always side with Scientology oh really yeah dude it happens all the time like tyler oliviera actually went to Clearwater and tried to, you know, just talk to people in Scientology, everything legal.

And the cops were like, 100% because what happens to Scientology, it's like they tell you, well, yeah, we're not paid off. But of course, they donate the most of the police department. They donate gymnasiums and stuff like that. So they get off with that. And that's kind of what's happening. All these cops either go to the church or they know people in the church and they're all connected and they're all trying to protect this. I think the mistake that happened was they didn't expect it to blow up the way it did. It's huge right now. Yeah.

And they won't even. They have him in court, the YouTuber, and they won't tell him why. And the prosecutor says, well, you would use it for clicks and views. And we don't want that. So they can't tell him exactly why they keep summoning him to court to defend it. It makes no sense. Which brings us back to Tyler Robinson and all the crazy stuff going on with that case in that his public defender or his attorney is connected some weird way to TPUSA and some weird.

Yeah, there's some weird connection there that they're like brothers or cousins. And it's just like, they're just going to railroad this kid. They're just going to force it down everybody's throats. And he, so he either wanted to block something from being seen or Taylor wanted something to be seen. And they ruled against him. And it's like, dude, I remember when the Israeli, like, Beeper situation happened. And I would go on all these huge shows. and they were just like, dude, that shit's incredible.

It's amazing. I go, hey, bro, watch yourself. Because if they could do it to some random people in Lebanon, they could do it to fucking you. And anything in here could be turned into a weapon real fucking quick. And then sure shit, here's Charlie Kirk and that fucking thing just explodes into his neck. And like, it's crazy.

And then, of course, Twitter, which is a trauma deliverance system, just made us all watch it, fucking times. Oh, yeah. And it's just crazy. That was a rough day. That was a rough.

We were recording. We canceled one of the shows because we didn't want to talk about. But I mean, just absolute insanity and how everyone's moved on from that fucking public execution. And it gets into like kind of thing where I've been saying like, if they want you dead, you're dead. You don't get out of there. There were fucking people all over that place.

And somehow Charlie Robinson survives that. they fucking have another guy somewhere else making sure he dies in the car. Don't forget the guy that yelled out. It was me or was the old man that yelled out? And then they hit him with CP charges so he never gets out of jail. We have the dude that was doing the hand signals too and shit. The whole thing was weird.

And then it was. And you know the sad part is you don't want to feel that way. You don't want to feel like, but now you're to the point where like it sucks and I'm at the point when I don't believe any official story and it's probably detrimental to me. because there probably is stuff that is true. But I'm sorry, you lied to me so much. Anything something happens, I won't believe it.

Now, now you're telling me there's aliens. Yeah, fuck you. That was cool 10 years ago. If you tell me there's aliens now, like, I don't that shit going on, man. I don't care, honestly. We're so distracted, dude. We are so distracted.

Yo. And like, dude, anytime there's a giant trauma event, I go to Instagram and see how the hose are taking in. They're all ass-up face down. They don't get. a shit. I don't even know why they're slow rolling it out. Nobody fucking cares. You know what they say. Hose never changed. Like, you know what? War and hose never change. It doesn't matter.

Because they know if aliens do come, they're still going to get set up. Aliens want to bang hot chicks too. I mean. Amen. Right? It's my old joke that like if Darth Vader came down and took over, he'd be at the Laker game with five of the hottest chicks you've ever seen in your life. And they would all still be set up. Just like the Nazis. in France. Nazis came in. All the hot chicks started banging the Nazis. And then the Nazis lost and they got their head shaved in shame because they were fucking Nazis. And they're freaks. So they like to be forced choked. Yeah. Yeah. They're like, ooh, more da, da, more da. Was that French? I don't know. But I don't know what the point. The point is we, we, we, we, how's that, dude?

That's good. Nailed it. If you were French, it would be Arabic. Yeah. I mean, this is all, this is all the Like, dude, it's so funny. So we were talking about, Kurt Metzker told me that the guy who wrote that, that U.N. summary about a population, what's it called? Where they're trying to replacement theory?

Replacement theory, yeah. Was Eric Weinstein wrote that? Isn't that crazy? Like, the guy who goes and is on every show trying to warn us about the elites, he's the one allegedly wrote that document about what they're going to do with a replacement theory. You mean the only guy who's trying to say that Epstein wasn't Massad?

That, that guy. I gave it up on Jews with that. I like, okay, your factory setting, it makes it impossible for you to agree with that. You know what's so fucking stupid about that? It's like, as an American, it's so super simple. The CIA did that. Yeah, probably. Like, we don't argue that way.

We're like, yeah, probably the CIA. They do that shit all the time. And when you go to, it was a massac. There's no way. We've never done it. Come on, man. They're not allowed to operate. They would never be allowed to operate on American soil.

Are you stupid? They think we're stupid. Oh, yeah, they're not allowed. I mean, Ben Shapiro is completely cratered. Ben Shapiro, Barry Weiss, Laura Lumer, have all cratered their following. And they don't care. Loomer's face crater, too.

Whatever's going on there is not been. She's not even Jewish. She converted. You saw that photo of her in high school with a cross on her neck? was hilarious. I mean, it's just even like more disgusting. It's like your treasonous to your own people. It's crazy to me. He's not Jewish

because she doesn't have rock and knockers and that's how I know she's not because you do it should have nice knockers. Yeah, it's almost an automatic. I grew up in Long Island and they always think Jew tits are fire, bro. The best, dude. Nothing better than fucking Jew tits in a convertible Mustang. That's everywhere here. Well, that's

crazy because we don't have convertibles out here. I was talking about this the other day. It's like, oh, you see a couple old cars, but there's no convertibles in L.A. When do you see convertibles? I never see convertibles. It's easier to carjack you probably. I was about to say, I'd be scared of the homeless fucking up my rooftop. A little just

slid it real fast. I like those way, I like those waymos that you guys have that are just homeless sleeping moving homeless encampments now. Yeah, they found that homeless guy in the trunk just sleeping in the back of a waymo and the lady's like, what the fuck, man? Well, you just got to get in because then you know

who's going to kick you out. What do your take? Robot cars are safe. They'll control them and drive them to a wall if you don't like Israel. So it's awesome. What is your take on the data centers? It's like, it's like so crazy how it's so.

I'm a hypocrite. I'll tell you what I'm a hypocrite. I mean, I hate the data centers, but also I'm like, oh, the simplest task, let me burn up a bunch of water and a bunch of power to ask rock.

I'm an asshole. I hate Amazon, but I use it. But, okay, so, You use croc merch right. Use croc all the time. Oh, yeah, I have Super GROC now. I'm obsessed. You pay $300 a month?

No, 40. 40. No, they have one that's 30. It's not the pro grock. It was like $300. Yeah, they have one. Oh, that's one above it. No, not that one. No.

What can Super Grock do for you? Nothing. I mean, it's the same. It's not much different in chat, Gvety or anything. They're all kind. He just talks to me like a 19-year-old Zoomer kid. He's like, yeah, bro, no cap. Like, this week has been pretty fucking.

Like, yeah, it's pretty awesome. Bad, bad, bad. So on the data centers, there's no, obviously we don't want them. But the thing is, if we don't want them and China keeps making them, isn't that bad for us? Because they're going to get better in technology. Dude, you are just deep-throating, just sci-ops, dude. They're like homeless shelters. I know we need them.

I just don't want them near me. Yeah. And it's awesome. Yeah, who are you, Steph Curry, the guy who loves everybody until they try to put a homeless center in his fucking neighborhood. and then suddenly he's a fashersh loves Merce loves black chicks so he might be Who does it, dude? Hot blacks? Come on, let's go, dude.

I know. We need more hot black fans, dude. But it's like, it's crazy because like they pounded us with climate change and the environment and now they want to put in these things that just destroy the environment. Like, hey man, you want a good job

at a dator center? Yeah, awesome. What's the pay? $100 an hour. Oh, fuck yeah. Three months later dead from cancer. Like how are you not going to get just, completely zapped working there.

Also, talk about training your replacements. You're worried about training Indian replacement? You're training AI to replace you, which is even worse. But now they're coming out there, it's not working. And this is my whole thing. It's just like everybody's worried about AI, and like, I get it.

But it's like, it just reminds me of the Cold War, where we're just worried about nukes and then what? What happened? I mean, we basically propped up Russia to just be able to compete with us so we can build our own nukes. Like I just, it just Yeah. These AIs like

dude, I catch it all the time lying dude. If I can catch you and I'm retarded. What's that dude's name? Do you guys find that I think his name is Husk that all he does just show how much AI just fucking lies. Oh, that guy is amazing. It lies like all the time to you. It was like, hey,

can you time me running? Okay, I'm done. How long was that seven minutes? It was like a minute. It was like a minute. What are you talking about? And they did that to Sam Alvin? He's like, ah, ah, Okay, but, okay, so AI kind of sucks, I would agree. But your weed guy showed me this AI machine that's worth like a million dollars that's literally putting small nugs of weed in one category. It's literally looking at all the nugs of weed and it's literally moving them and putting them in where they're supposed to go.

It's a million dollar company, a million dollar machine. I'm like, holy fuck. How much could you have to pay a person to do that? It takes a lot. No, you got a lot of workers. Minimum wage, right? Like, what the fuck? Yeah, and he's got this machine.

I'll show it to you. It's nuts. where AI is literally just putting the weed where it's goes, what strains, what strains where, what strains where. And I'm like, yo, it's taken over a lot of jobs. I really do think it's going to come after people's jobs. Oh, no, it for sure is. Yeah. I mean, it might, it's look, yeah, but it's going to take a lot of small menial jobs. But the problem is, like, I think like, their problem with AI is that even though the, you, you saw like that a university of South Florida when that boomer was trying to like, any eye is the future and every,

all the zoomers just boom, booed her like, like, boo. Yeah, dude. dude yeah yeah look man they I I think zoomers get a lot got a lot of get a lot of shit you know I think it's unfair some of the shit that they get but we're giving him a shit world man we are giving them fucking garbage and going like hey you just went to school for four years guess what AI is gonna replace you good luck motherfuckers and yeah they're turning against it too because at the end like you know you're telling kids that already can't buy a fucking house that oh yeah also it's gonna take your job and I will agree what you said I was saying I was talking

my wife bothers too it's like but yeah there's the other thing of like if you know you do believe that china is doing that do you really want them to be ahead of you i don't know but i also don't want to turn into china to be china that's the other fucking problem i guess but it's also like you know here's the problem china during the the the hundred flowers they just got rid of everybody that was creative they're like who hates the government everyone's like me hate government and then they just slaughtered all of them. So, like, China doesn't innovate. China has to wait for us to come up

with their idea and then they just make it better. And cheaper. I mean, how many Nobel Peace Prize winners are out, even though that doesn't mean anything anymore? They're putting Zelensky up for a fucking Nobel Peace. Guys kill 1.5 million of his own people. Like, oh, you're bringing peace to the world.

You fucking piece of shit. You piece of shit. And it's just... You literal garbage. Well, it's just a piece of shit prize. and we just, they, they abbreviated. Yeah. Nobel Peace shit or whatever it's called. Yeah, dude.

It's kind of crazy, man. I don't know, man. China has its own problems right now. It's like, no, dude, look, even, even in the beginning, I was never,

we're never really big on the China scare in general, where everyone was like, China's going to do this and then I go, look, here's the thing, here's, here's our protective layer as Americans and people have to, I do wish they didn't make like 90% of our antibiotics.

That's kind of sound like that. That's kind of so. be cool if we they didn't do that yeah yeah but the it is like i get i get like yeah man look here's the reason where we're going to be protected from the most part china's never going to fucking attack us like with a war or anything like that they're not because the one thing that protects us is we're like that fat wally future we're all consumerists they need us or they don't make money we buy all their shit so there's only a certain level that you could actually segregate the us without hurting themselves the world economy yeah that's the only thing that's the only thing that's the only thing

that we're such we're such a fat consumerist you know what i mean that they're like we got to sell to somebody and if the if the biggest fucking whale goes you know there goes the entire dabble no i'm sorry fucking china yeah no dude i'm with you on that dude i'm with you on that for sure it's it's uh it's i just don't believe everything they've ever told is going to happen never happens no what do you mean i ran just five days away from a nuke dude what do you Five days away, 30 years from now. Yeah, fucking, yeah, fucking.

What you take on the war? Bebe had dark hair when he was still saying that. My take on the war, it's fucking bullshit. It was coming. They literally have already made a list of countries they want to invade. Say what you want about Trump, at least first term Trump slowed it down a little bit. Yeah, this one, this time, he just hit the gas. Yeah, and now they're making up for, they're making up for for lost time.

And, and they, they pushed in him. Trump now is in that legacy part. He wants a legacy. He wants a monument. He wants to, we talk about putting his name on the Kennedy Center, which is like giving yourself a nickname, which is fucking cringe. But he now cares about that and even ask them about the midterms. He doesn't fucking care about the midterms. Nobody cares.

He is controlled. He wants when he leaves for everybody to be set. I don't think that Trump, here's what I think. And I don't think that Trump has underage videos with girls. I don't think any of that stuff. I don't think. Who's that? Honestly, I know this sounds shitty.

I would actually have a little more respect. I get it, man. You're protecting yourself. But it's not that. It's worse. He just wants to be cool. Trump has always wanted people that dislike him to end up liking him. He looked up to these. You know what it is? It's the Howard Stern effect. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You go from being this outsider to eventually you're saying like, you know, oh, I'm not going to, I'm going to get the vaccine. I'm going to have to get the right vaccine. And that's dancing with Ellen. Yeah. Yeah. It's interesting. Because like, you know,

again, if you had the election today, Kamala Harris versus Trump, I still think Trump will win. I still think he... She's a historically bad candidate. She's just garbage. Everything about her is garbage. You know, she's the Chelsea handler of politics. She fucked her way to the top and now she's lecturing us on shit. And it's just like, just be a mattress warrior.

We don't care. We actually like that. We would be like, hey, dude, be the chick who's known for fucking this guy or that guy. There's some, that's cool. It's a honor there. There's some honor. there. Dude, you were so hot, this alpha banged you. Good for you.

Stop lecturing us. Do you buy this falling out between, because Trump confirmed today that he called Netanyahu fucking crazy on the phone and that Trump claims that he got them to turn back soldiers that were on their way to Beirut. Do you buy that they've had a big following out? I mean, like,

it's costing him everything. And I think he... I mean, he can't go to a stadium without getting booed now. And you know that. You can't go to UFC, bro. U.S.C. is historically that place loved him and he can't go anywhere. Florida was not nice to him. No, and that's Florida.

That's his hometown, like his home base now. And it's, yeah, he, he knows he fucked up. I don't, I think he knows he fucked up. And with Trump, the most frustrating part is, is that for me is like, I think other people like the neocons and the Mitt Romys and all these people are actually inherently these evil fucking people. I think Trump is just the end game narcissist level of what happens where it's like, I have everything I have a look everybody wants to be fucking president how many billionaires

Howard Stern how many billionaires have wanted to be president you know and he pulled it off he kind of feels bulletproof and he got two people supposedly shot him he feels bulletproof actually I'll tell you this I think that the Trump assassination attempt I think that was all fake and set up I don't even think he knew about it I well there's this there's this Kabbalah ritual called it's basically this act of servitude where you cut your fucking left air and it bleeds out and that's a

fucking Jew magic fucking ritual dude like I wouldn't doubt if that's a part of it. I'm, you know, to play the game so they don't fucking take them out but at some point people are going to be over this Israel shit and they're not going to be able to buy their way.

They can only buy their way through with the illusion and if it's like, I mean like you, okay, you can go to Thomas Massey and drop 10,000 fucking ballots for whatever his opponent's name is. That's feasible. But if nobody's voting for your guy because you're so toxic, it's going to happen. And like I always tell my Jewish friends, I'm like, you got to do something, dude, because it's going to get really bad soon.

If you don't start calling out these fucking neocon Zionists who look at everybody like fucking cattle. You're going to find it. You're going to hear it's going to get really crazy. You're basically going to be like white people. You don't want to be like white people. Again, it goes back to the, the roast. It's like, you have a stage full of multi-millionaires.

Everybody up there is minimum seven figures. They have seven figures in their bank account. Minimum. And they're crying about oppression. they're crying about hate. Dude, that's not hate. Dude, that's equality right there. You're all equally getting lit the fuck up.

I don't know what you think equality looks like because that looked like it to me. Well, I agree with you said and they do have a problem because like once the boomers go bye by-bye in their forever box, they don't have any young support. They're done. Like that's your problem. There's no new people. They are right now at the end stage of what they can pull off. That's why they're trying to commingle the militaries.

That's why they're trying to do this now because they know. that this whole trying to fast track it. Exactly. The guilty people stuff isn't work is not going to work anymore. So now they're going to have to make it law, make anti-Semitism law.

That way it's not going to matter for everyone was against you. Yeah, everyone's worried about Sharia law. How about no hide laws? These are actually meeting with even your governor, even fucking that cripple in Texas. They can't,

they're just all playing ball because they know that's power. But that's coming to an end, dude. And like, I'm sorry. Iran is never talking about nuking us.

Israel can't stop talking about nuking us. They're like multiple cities, dude. It could be like a nuke-a-paluzza over there, dude. L.A., New York, Chicago. You know, it's like, so you're going to hit these, these headquarters of your most powerful people. You're going to hit them with a fucking nuke. Do you really, like, you'd be, I mean, you guys aren't psychopaths.

They might. Yeah, they might. Well, I mean, they, well, you're going to know something's going on when all of a sudden you see empty synagogues, you're like, where is everybody? So do you think the next president's going to be pro-Israel or anti-Israel? Next president? I don't know, dude.

I mean, like, they're still holding on to it. Like, listen, my issues with Thomas Massey say he was a Freemason as a fucking, as a teenager, he was deep into that shit very fucking early. The death of his wife, he disappears. He comes back with a giant glow-up. He's got a tan, a new haircut. He's banging all the hot senators. It's like, that's a, you know, if we're going to, if we're going to call out Erica Kirk for having weird reactions to your spouse dying, Thomas Massey is right fucking there, dude.

Yeah, but I hear you. I hear you. But if you, Lauren Brobert goes up to you, you ain't smashing, let's be realistic. Yeah, I'm totally knocking it up. After that theater video? Yeah, I'm getting hands down. She has a full tribal tattoo. Yeah, down her whole body.

Look her up in a bikini. She looks like, like Merch said the other day. It's like Goldberg's arm. Yeah, dude, 100%. And it also gets down to like, you know, we've said this on a show a bunch times about how like if you, you know, everyone's like if Kamala was in, this wasn't, wouldn't happen. It's like, dude, he was literally called genocide Joe.

Joe Biden led to 1.5 billion, 1.5 million white Christians being slaughtered in the Ukraine. And I'm sorry Putin's working with him on it. They want new Israel over there. But if you had Kamal Harrison, the only difference between Trump and Kamala Harris's cabinet is Kamala's would be fucking fat lesbians, trans and BLM, and Trump's is just, just closeted gays and whores. Well, that's the only reason we didn't even go to Warren. They said Biden wouldn't have gone to Iran, only because COVID happened.

Because if it didn't, he would have. That's the only, that's what I believe. If he didn't, we would, we needed something. We already had, you don't want to do, you don't want to waste two things. So you do one at a time because your tragedies get stretched out more or your, your world events happen. So when COVID's happened, it's not waste Iran now. We could control them with COVID. And then once

COVID, everyone was like, this is gay. And it's like, hey, Iran time. And then after I ran, the next one will be Turkey. And then just going to keep going to. But they also needed October 7th, because that kicks off like, oh, my God, they're attacking us. And then it becomes this move to like new Israel, which, or greater Israel,

which is them bombing five of their fucking neighbors and crying about getting attacked. It's, the game, it's over, dude. It's over. Neighbors that have our fucking bases there, too. It's not just neighbors. It's our fucking allies.

People that are actually our allies unlike Israel. Yeah, and it's kind of crazy because, like, you know, it's like Tony Hanscliff's new specials coming out, and his promo for it is him about to light up Jews. He's like, you know, I made

fun of blacks. I made fun of Asians. I made fun of blah, blah, blah. I know what you think, and where are the Jew jokes? That's his promo, dude. Like, it's over, dude. It's safe now is what you're saying. It's over. Look, dude, back in the day, it's over.

The way we're fucking talking now, we would have got a strike on YouTube. Oh, yeah. It's fucking over, dude. What happened there, by the way? Do you think they just saw that people were leaving and they needed to keep that influence? That's why they brought the Roganverse in because they lost everybody. YouTube has ran in a loss for so many years for Google. They lost money for so many years.

Google was never. about making YouTube was never about making money for Google, excuse me. YouTube has always lost money for them. YouTube was about control the problem is if you start kicking off to many people, you cannot control them anymore because you're not watching your shit anymore. Yes, that is it. You need to bring people back because

sure you're going to watch a Nick Fuentes video, but the next recommended one will be Ben Shapiro. Yeah. Yep. So we've been saying this on a show is that you know, Hollywood's problem isn't that these movies are losing money. Their problem is that nobody's watching their shit.

so they can't propagandize us anymore. Like one battle after another, that was meant to piss everybody off about ice, and nobody watched it. So they can't propagandize us anymore. They just clean up their red. They just get an influx of a fucking Fed funny money, cleans up the books.

They're back to zero. It's like Mundani when he's like, I balanced the budget in New York City. He's like, no, you didn't. You got a fucking $14 billion from the state of New York. Yeah, he cleaned up your fucking thing. You didn't do anything. It's a total bullshit lie.

Same thing with Hollywood. All these companies run at a loss because they're money laundering. That's it. Like, oh, we spent a billion dollars on this when we. You spent $200 million and the rest went to these black op operations. It's total bullshit. But nobody's watching it anymore. So YouTube did it and then fucking Netflix did it.

Like, hey, look at us, dude. Look at all these edgy. And they're all my friends and I'm happy they're getting on there. No, hey, man, get paid. Look, we always say, I've always say people like, I'm to no get the bag always get it get the money you should always because dry times are going to come again 100% I never begrudge people go like can you but like sometimes happens like can you believe somebody did somebody show that you made fun I'm like yeah good for them like I would get those numbies dude you know you kidding me who cares like this is this isn't you know this is a this is this is not

this is not the way it works you're like get it I don't care if you're on like I think Netflix is retarded but if merch goes hey man they gave us I'd be like yep we're signing it we're Netflix tomorrow sounds We're a Netflix show now. Sounds awesome. 100%. And they need that shit. And it's like really interesting how the roast happens. And then the next day, Chud the builder gets interrogated by the FBI. And then the next day after that, he's shooting somebody. It's like this kind of like the racial shit is already like really fucking crazy.

And I love black people, but they're being babies. They're just babies, dude. I mean, it's just like, I'm sorry. guys, it's like, you know, you've been protected from criticism forever. That's fucking gone. Now it's like everyone could talk about everybody. Oh, yeah, everybody's getting that black fatigue. Yeah, dude.

Setting in. Yeah. But you know the worst, we talk about on the show, you know the people suffering the most? Black people who do got their shit together because then I hear them complaining the most. Like, you're making us all look retarded. Can we fucking stop now? This George, even Kevin Hart had to be like, the George Ford truck was fine. It was my thinking.

all these white people shit the fuck up about it dude for real and the funny things you guys haven't tried the coolid pineapple listen it's all i see on my timeline right now what is cool like i have no idea what you're talking so uh they're getting nice pineapple that's sweet and juicy and they're making coolade and putting the pineapple in the coolid and then drinking it like and then eating it like that as in making it sweeter do with anything it's just viral and it's the new thing where it's like Like black people just love it. You get it in the ghetto. They're literally just ruining pineapple something.

Yeah, it's the new thing where black people take a thing that's perfectly healthy and they make it unhealthy. Yeah, they'll let it marinate. They'll let her marinate overnight. Yeah, hold on. Mexicans can't talk, dude. You guys put bacon and butter on fucking everything. You guys do that. I'm sorry.

Hell, yeah. Shit's good for you. As a fellow spick, I will tell you that you're naming good things. things putting on stuff. Oh, bacon. And said, yeah, that's great. That's normal stuff. We've cooked there for years. I never said, you know what this pineapple needs? Cool-aid. Like it's not sweet enough. Have you seen the Kool-Aid pickles? Those are cool-y pickles. Those are real, too.

Let's end it on this. Fat people at Disney. What do you guys think? Oh my God, dude, we covered these fucking park slot. We call them the, we call them the park sloppers, but those plus size park hoppers, very beginning. They're like a couple views. We were covering these people. And it became a phenomenon of people noticing how fat these people are and they are getting big and you know you think you go you go to a theme parking you figure man i'm going to go to theme park we'll walk around or like i can eat whatever i want i'm going to walk like 30 000 steps who gives a shit not if you're on a mobility scooter and weigh 500 pounds and there's an entire ecosystem on instagram

where they go online and complain how theme parks don't fit their fat asses that is a big subset we lost they that they will go in legit review restaurants and they'll review view them based on things like how many stairs there are and like whether or not the chairs have arms. Arms because they can't fit. It's really funny. Yeah, no, I follow these ladies that they're right. They go to

they're really big. They're like obese and they go to parks and then they sit on the ride because you know how sometimes they don't work. They do it for other fat people so they don't have to embarrass themselves. They're like embarrassing themselves for other fat people. Be like, oh, they're civil rights leaders? Yeah, they're like at Disney

on this ride you don't fit. So if you're over 300 pounds, don't even sit on it because I did it for you type of thing. That's so crazy. Yeah, they're like Malcolm Triple X-Ls. I was going to say Rosa National Parks. That's another good one I like

if you go to Costco in L.A., especially if you go in the O.C., it's nothing but people on the fat Mexicans and black people on those scooters, dude. To get a cart at Disney, you don't have to prove anything. They just give it to you. and they're running around and they're also entitled and they also run over your feet and they also they

don't wait in line and they are they are the the worst kind of people and like you said if you look at if you look at the comments it's other fat people saying you go girl yeah you go queen you're you're killing it typing out of breath just typing is too much too much activity today the bus park coppers are very funny because at one point you know we also we live in florida too and they go to disney all the time and one time we were over at hollywood studios walking around and we we see that they're there. I mean, they're my wife. And my wife is in very good shape, right? She just did a bikini body building. She's really, really fit, right? And she's like, okay. And I go, well, they know what I look like, you know, because they've blocked me.

And I'm like, who's blocked to? The plus size park hoppers. And then my wife went and found them and pretended she was a super fan and took a photo. And if I'll show, I'll send you the photo later. If you need, if you want to see what a normal person looks like next to these people, it is, it is, it is, it is fucking brutal. It is fucking brutal. Oh, they also try to stick. I try to give a strike because we're making fun of us. YouTube goes, oh,

you're bullying. And I'm like, the fuck I am. I will sue you. Then they remove the strikes. I'll sue your fat asses to the ground, fat soos. I put a, I put a meme up that I found.

It was toilets of the world. And it was like, they have four pictures. One was a American toilet, the white toilet. Then the other one was a Chinese toilet. It was a hole. And then there was a Japanese toilet,

which is like some futuristic troth, where you kind of get on. top of it and do your deal. And the last one said Saudi Arabian. It was white Instagram models, right? And, and I posted it was flying up. And then Instagram hit me with a fucking strike saying I was bullying. Like, who am I bullying? The porta potty people? Toilets. I would argue that the Saudi people are bullying. Be the one shitting on people. You're just pointing it out. If anything, you're a hero. You're a civil rights leader. I really am. for fucking common sense, dude.

It's like unbelievable, dude. And it's just like, the wrap it up, it's like Instagram is just kneecapping the gestures. They're like anybody who talks any real truth, like real, real truth. Not like this weird conspiracy. Have you heard about how everybody's racist and homophobic? Like, that's the real conspiracy.

Like, you're a real conspiracy theorist. If you think society is racist, society is bigoted, homophobic, anti-Semitic, you're believing that entire groups of people are conspiring against your one group for no reason. None. It's like, you know, it's like, I got a lot of Jewish friends. They're like, they hate us. I'm like, why? Why do they hate you? And they're like, and it's always like, well, we're successful. And it's like, you sound like Carlos Mancia when he was getting taken out. And he's like, they just hate me because I'm famous and killing it. You're like, no, you see jokes.

Nobody hates you because you're doing well. There's a bunch of people. people doing well. You know, it's you're an asshole. Ari had such a great joke when the Kanye thing came out and raised to what you just said. He was like, wait, because a Kanye thing, like, you know, the whole Kanye Nazi thing happened while he was like filming a special and he was like the Jew special, which is hilarious, by the way. Which is an all time banger. One of the best. But when he was, when he was going like, yeah, you know, Kanye says, wait, wait, but hold on a second. Jews can be annoying. What did we do? And that was like such a real like, hold on. We are annoying though. And that was a, Okay, that made me, that fuck is, hold on.

What do we do? I want to hear it because. 100%. Yeah. It's like, yeah, listen, you know what? I am Cuban. And if you're in a carnival cruise with me, I understand where you're going to be about bad at my family.

We're allowed. And I will apologize to you, you know? I will. I won't steal your bike. But, you know, different cultures, you know? Yeah, dude. It's kind of crazy, man. It's like a crazy time, dude.

Guys, great show. Glad we finally made it happen. one more time can you tell us where they can find you uh yeah we're going we're actually we go live now at 4 p.m. eastern time over on youtube revenge of the cysts today's our local show but most days Monday through Friday uh we go live over there and mercia's nightwave at 10 p.m. and i do daywave at 10 a.m. oh nice it's on the same channel yeah just on youtube you search daywave or night but if you go to the revenge of the cis one all our stuff's link there so are you guys getting any love on youtube we we you know what we were kicked

off for two years. Staying out of our way, which is all we ask for. All we ask for is, hey, man, monetize me and leave me alone. And that's all I want. I don't need anything extra special. So leave me alone. You were kicked off. You wanted the people got their, their, um, no.

You want to laugh? I got our channel back before they announced that. We got, we were getting strikes. And the last strike we got was for, and I shit you not was for cyber bullying, Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah. I'm not kidding. It's a 14-minute video we did where all, only person we talked about was Jeffrey Epstein.

And they go, this is cyber bullying. And that was the last strike, took the account away. And we were gone for two years. We were only on Rumble for two years. And then for some reason, our buddy Alex Rosen, predator poacher's awesome. Shout out to Alex Rosen. He's the man. He was like, hey, man, they gave me my channel back.

You should try. And I went and found a two-year-old email to appeal. And I go, let me appeal. And I go, hey, blah, blah, blah. We're mass flag. And they go, the next morning, I called Mercia, go, you're not. going to fucking believe what happened. They just, they gave us a channel back, took all the

strikes away and monetized us. And I'm like, insane. Okay. Thank you. And since then, you know, I would say we're probably, just leave me alone. Yeah, it's weird because there's this thing called Tombstone Algorithms where they don't forget about you. And like, we're still under the fucking gun.

And it's so crazy that we have to allow a fan the post all of our shit. to get more views. And it's just like, I don't know anyone else has to do that. Because they'll, like, our episode will fly and then it just stops. Oh, they'll cut it off. That's happened to us. Yeah, that still happens to us.

We don't get, when we were first started doing the show, we blew, we were, when we did the blowup point, we would have been, if they didn't do that whole shadow ban us and demonetize us, we would have been so, but I'm not, I'm not blowing our own horn. I'm just looking at numbers. You could see growth, right? And then one day after the same moment when I think it was, Crowder got into that fight with Carlos Mazza and they demonetide the great demonetization of YouTube ever since that moment

We our algorithm just went you know we get some views and some new people but not that much and yeah, we're not we're not gonna be Put it to you this way. I'm sure just like us your video is not gonna come in come up next when somebody's watching another video No it sucks dude that's that's where you want to be if you want views Yeah, amen. Yeah, all right guys great show. Thanks for coming on I had a great time dude glad we finally can make it happen and uh I appreciate this. Thanks for having us on. Anytime all the time.

Open door, dude. Let's go out. Let's break down the episode. All right. What did you guys think of the revenge of the cysts? Dude, I love those guys. It was fun. It was fun.

Yeah, like you said it was just like a hang. A nice hang. A conspiracy hang. Yeah. The whole key is like, what am I going to call that episode? That's why I'm going on right now. Lego Wars. I was thinking about calling it garbage people.

Just fat people at fucking. Walt Disney people stealing Legos. Oh, dude, we went all over the place. I didn't think we were going to touch on the Lego scandal here. I thought that's like a more broken. I mean, dude, it is blowing up, dude. Oh, is it? I mean, dude, everyone's making content because it's so nuts.

Is it the John Bryan video that's going around, the Civil Rights Lawyer? That's one. And then everyone, like all these huge content people are talking about. Because especially guys love Legos. We grew up on Legos. Imagine having $200,000 worth of Legos. and then someone just steals them from you? And the guy is on, in the audio, like, fuck you, come try to get him.

You know what I mean? Like, I'm stealing your legos. And I don't understand why that's just not open and shut. And then to run to Utah thinking you're safe? It's literally the Streisand effect. You made it 10 times worse. He was right, though. He was safe in Utah.

They do take care of. For now. I mean, the pressure is going to come down, dude. It has to. It has to. Well, now they're also, I forgot to mention they're in this position where they've raised so much in a go fund me that they can now just give that guy the value of the Legos. But Reckless Ben, the YouTuber, it's like, I don't want this guy now to just be like, well,

he got paid back. He's getting away with it. So what they're going to do, I think, is take the money and give it to that guy. Official statement. I have an official statement, but you can't leave a comment. The comments are right now have been very limited. Bricks and mini-fakes? Oh, they haven't. So he's going to give it to, he's going to buy the Legos himself, Reckless Ben. So then it legally is like, falls on him and he can pursue it from there. God bless that guy though. Were you familiar with that guy reckless man? No, and I got to give it. No, I love him. Me too. Yeah, apparently he just goes around like white knighting shit in like the best possible way. Yeah, that's cool. I mean, use, use live streaming and stuff for good, not evil. I agree. And it's so funny because he wanted

just to do like a quick video, you know, he wanted to help someone out, maybe a 30 minute video, you know, let it go, show people he's good people. He's like, I didn't expect to be tied up in this fucking scounder. I just got myself. And like you said, he won't let it go now. He wants to somehow end up winning. Yeah, he shouldn't, dude. He's winning. And these guys' careers are done. You'll never read what the statement says, Johnny. Can you read that? Yeah, sure. Because you're a good reader. It says, oh, it's a part, multi-part statement. Oh, dude, it's a huge multi-partner. To our Lego community. Thank you. We know how many of you have seen the discussion surrounding the former bricks and minifix Salem, Oregon location. And we understand why people care so

deeply. The boy AI surely wrote this. At the center of this situation is a family caught in the middle of a private dispute with a former independent owner. Why did you close it? Oh, that's what you're reading? Yeah. Oh, you're reading the little one. Yeah. Oh.

My bad. Sorry about that. And we truly, there it is. And we truly empathize with how painful and emotional this experience must feel for them. We know we also know our community values fairness, honesty, and compassion, and do we. After the ownership of the Salem store changed, inventory was thoroughly documented and assessed.

We became aware of a previous alleged, this is an alleged consignment arrangement, that Bricks and Minifigs corporate and the New Salem franchise owners were never party to, nor had any advanced knowledge of. When we compared the store's inventory against the limited documentation provided, it became clear the full list of claimed inventory was not in the store. any items that could reasonably be identified as potentially belonging to the consigner were offered back, but that offer was declined. Additional written efforts to work together. They're lying.

They're just full of shit. And you're full of shit. And what you should be saying is, we don't work with these people anymore. They should give the Legos back. That's the end of the statement. Because what you're doing now, dude, is you're destroying your brand even more. Like, your brand is done. And the only hope you have is decide with the people who lost the Legos.

And be like Bricks and mini figs understands how much people love their Legos. And it's sad that somebody would steal your Lego. And this isn't the only bad publicity they've had, by the way. These Lego guys have gone in there before. And what a guy will do is pretend to be kind of like somebody who just found his old Legos under his bed. And he'll put one really valuable one in there and bring it in to get a quote, you know. And he's busted them a few times. times this guy like saying like oh yeah they're worth about 30 bucks bro nothing special here

and then the guy will be like what about uh was there a gold one in there and one time he tried it went missing yeah oh wow you saw the same video yeah it's a they're just scam artist like allegedly just like they said allegedly right you might have never done it but i know he did it it it's like game stop game stop will literally sell you a game of 50 40 bucks and then you'll beat it or you don't want it anymore you want to trade it in and they'll give you four or five dollars and then literally they'll tell you that they're going to put it up there for 40 bucks, but you have, I mean,

you just don't sell it, I guess. It's called college bookstores. Yeah. Oh, that was the ultimate scam. We'll sell to you for 60. We'll buy it back for four.

Yeah, that was such a scam, dude. And they knew they had you have a barrel because they'd keep updating the, you know, you'd have to get the latest version of the book. The teacher would tell you,

you need the latest version of this book. The old one doesn't work. And the new ones, you couldn't go and buy an old one from your old. this is the dumbest thing they could by the way i wrote the book that especially at uncala my professor wrote the textbooks so they they would just get in paper every time they saw the text it was such a scam they must have loved it dude they must have loved it oh and then they made it part of their course you got to get this book yeah dude my psych professor

professor king and this other guy who shot fired him professor king well he was a great no i mean he was he was published because he was like the top shit guy in psychology. But yeah, he wrote the book and you had to get the latest version. If you go to Samtripple.com, you can see my dates, Elbuquerque. Elbuquerque next weekend, the 1,000th episode after that. Oh, my God, we're so close. Miami, Florida, we have added Thursday night that by the time you look at this, it will be on the calendar. Joke World Comedy Festival at St. Petersburg. Kansas City, I mean, Lawrence, Kansas, Tulsa, Oklahoma, TrutherCon in Dallas, November 7th.

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I'm so slam busy. Johnny, talk about cash daddies. Yeah, howie, boy, had a big week last week with some calls. and a lot of people are we talking big bucks no whammies yeah yeah yeah you can't guarantee no whammies but boy he had no whammy's last week for sure yeah he's on fire i love him very much it's just a community of people who want to uh you know make sure their future is secured financially yeah do you like your future do you want it secured check out patreon dot com slash cash datties go down go down go right to the shirts i we got to show the new shirt oh yeah brand new shirt alert

we forgot to do that to the beginning of it Brand new shirt alert. Look at that. Sir, AAA Bacon. 20 bucks, where do you get anything for $20?

Yeah, you could literally have a good deal here just cutting this in the strips and wiping your ass with it. It's probably cheaper than toilet paper.

It's cheaper than toilet paper. But it's a nice. Yeah. Nice shirt. Sir. Sir, AAA bacon. Look at that.

That's a fire shirt, dude. He must, I guarantee you, he never thought he'd be worn on a t-shirt in the future. Yeah. You mean me from the future?

The past never thought I'd put myself on a shirt in the future. Yeah. Very excited. I got a couple new shirts coming out. It does look like you. Well, because that is my face. He is, he is Sir Francis Bacon. No, I had a guy make it for me.

That's my face. Did he AI your face on that? I don't know how, I don't know. I think that's the actual one. Oh, so you're saying that's a real picture of Sir Francis Bacon? Oh, real painting. What's crazy is you're going to make millions and this wasn't even your idea. You think I'm going to make a million dollars off this shirt?

Let's just say that. From your mouth to God's ears. Let's just say that to the guy who made the t-shirts kicking himself in the face around. I'll be like, fuck, I shouldn't have him that idea. It's a great shirt. It's a great shirt. It's like a shirt you can wear to a fat, like a, like it's not super casual, but it's not super, you know, dress up either.

Like, you know, you can wear this to a nice place. I wear this to like a retic style. Everyone's going to be like, oh, that person. painting's beautiful on your sure yeah it's of this great philosopher sir triple a bacon amazing man i go back uh and check out our our check just check it out dude we got um go up go up uh buy golden silver wise wolf uh here in wise wolf golden silver uh chemical free body uh emf rock's free body. I took it today. I feel like a bazillion dollars.

And yeah, anything else? Hit that like button, subscribe. Go check out my podcast X.G. Marks the spot. I got some green room action from the comedy chaos show. Johnny. We were talking about your hunt for

the big slobby chick on at EDC. Oh, dude, I still can't find. We still haven't found her. I'm trying to interview her for like $2,300 bucks. I want to know if the T-shirt was successful and why she wore the t-shirt. Well, it's, well, because women

like to act like getting late is hard for them. Yeah, she didn't have, that's what I'm saying. You didn't have to wear that. She's like, oh, I'm just going to put this out and hope and pray. Yeah, it's like, dunking on your toddler and then just clowning him. Yeah, right? You're like, dude, I'm so desperate to get some D, man. I'm just going to wear

this shirt put out, and hopefully one person will hit on me. There must have been a conga line of dudes throwing dick in. That's what I'm saying. I want to talk to him. Like, or what my friends said, I was like, do you think someone just gave her the t-shirt. She doesn't even, she isn't from this country. She doesn't read English. Oh, that's so funny. She's foreigner. She doesn't wear her in

his T-Shall. It's like those kids in Africa that are wearing like Super Bowl 30 t-shirts. She's got a shirt that says, I believe in love and love is anal. She doesn't even read English. New Broken Sam is out if you want to hear Sam break down the footage of him being attacked on stage

by an elderly man. That's fantastic. All I do is get attacked and laughed the whole time. I wonder if he thought he had a chance. He really thought out there, he's like, I'm about to put out. Well, it's what Sam said this in the show, right? Like, he probably used to be kind of a tough guy. Boy, he's not that tall.

Let's say he, even if he was taller, it would be what, five, six? No, he's a tiny fall. He's a tiny fellow, yeah. He's a tiny, so he has a little man syndrome. He had flashbacks of his youth. You should have picked him up and just sat him down off the state. You kept pissing him off. That's still by Agra talking or whatever.

I look out and there's his face like this. I'm like, are you okay, bro? What's going on here? Fuck you, man. Get off the stage. Who knew it was coming? Because someone caught it. Someone caught.

He must have been like again, again. Somebody's attacked him. This guy said world record. I broke it down on my own private, you know, just out of personal interest. And you had a few little quick Crop McGoss swim moves, you know, that I thought were respectable. He came for the mic too. You did this kind of matrix like, but then the guy came up and I couldn't move it and a guy got it. But the first time when he kind of went like, he went like,

no, no, no. I didn't think he was going to end up falling. I thought they were just going to end up pushing him out, but they ended up falling on the floor. We're lucky he didn't get hurt. Yeah, and that's people like, you got your ass kick. I go, dude, literally I had like 18 shots on this guy. Who said you got your assing?

Just dumb people in the comments. People are so stupid. Not some people are so stupid. Let's say he was more your age and you look at a little athletic, what would you have gone for like an arm bar, an arm bar? Like a real attack, like he wouldn't even make it to the stage. I would have fucking sparted his kick rate in his chest.

And, you know, I was going to do that at the Ha Ha Ha Cafe, but it's just like I didn't want to get banned from there. Like, that's my biggest things. Like, I don't want to piss off the venue because it's my friend show. You know, I know Jack and his mom and dad at the ha-ha. I don't want to put them in legal problems. So I almost put myself in harm's way to minimize the damage that can happen to the guy. I'm not a fighter.

Like, I remember one time there was this guy in the front. There was like three white guys in the front, dude. And he was just saying the dumbest shit. And then he said something so dumb heckling me. And I just racked him, dude. He got so upset. He was like screaming at me. His friends grab him.

They're walking him out. He sees a chair. He picks it up. He's about to throw it, dude. And thank God his friend stops it. Stopps it. Because if that guy threw it, it would have hit somebody just in the front. so I was prepared to jump up and grab the chair.

Like I was getting ready for when the chair flew to just jump in the air so the person in the front didn't get fucking dinged. But that's the only thing. It's like, dude, you should have fucking lit him up. I'm like, first of all, if I hit him, I'm known as an old man fucking abuser. And then if he falls and hits his head and something happens, then I'm catching a case. It would be like that black kid that, well, he got away with it, I guess, but got called the inward and he clocked that old guy and he fucking died.

man it could easily happen that's gonna stay with that kid forever oh he lives with him forever all right guys enjoy the highlights here's a clip from the latest broken sim but you know i can go what i can assess the situation i realize like an 80 year old man is coming on stage he'd have to be about 80 years old or late 70s we had we do we're gonna play video after this by the way so stick around so do you want me to describe it all before here just play it right should we just play the video and then play it now play it now now ds DJ Electra is here, Electra Fry. She is the one who filmed it.

She was just, we both walked in late. So here it is. Yeah, oh, go for it, go for it. Yeah, there we go. Yeah, there we go. Dude, please don't have a heart attack. Or if you die in my set, that will be the great story of all time. Sir, you're okay.

What are you gonna do? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Johnny, did you see my amazing Croft-Lagat moves right there? Oh, you fucking asshole. So he looks down in my legs at that moment, and I go, oh, he's going to try to kick me. You fucking shit.

Those goddamn racist fucking shacks. I can't stop. laughing. Sir, sir, you're eight. Stop! You fuck.

This guy can't be taller than 5'7. That's his wife. Hey, hey, be nice. Be nice, be nice, be nice, be nice, you just poke him in the eye. Be nice, grandpa. Be nice.

nice don't get angry all right msbc is upset tonight bro this is grace watch on watch how that guy grabbing him right now falls someone yells he knocked him down he fell can anybody admit i did not use any crop Crossman down right there. I had clear shots. Clear shots, Johnny.

I could have sparted him right there by the time he gets the stage. Even on the last time when the guy attacked me. You showed up late, bro. You miss me fighting the elderly, bro. The best thing you had, the best $25 they spend. I should just go out.

I'll fight you elderly. That's it, dude. That's amazing. Wait, so what were you into? What were you getting into when that sat him off? What fit was it? Well, it could have been the Indian garbage. Oh, you think it was that one?

Okay. Well, because he's called me a racist. And probably he's, and my favorite thing, if there's any, like, justice and karma in the world, an Indian will scam him out of all this money. You know, dude, you should have been, I mean, he didn't even get to your racist material. You know, if that's why he was offended. by just wait five minutes because yeah i do it it would have gotten worse i did my emward bit that night at the end of it and they all loved it you would have lost his mind if he had heard that

yeah he would have gone nuts dude he wasn't waiting for you in the parking lot or anything no dude i mean he's he's past his bedtime and his wife was just over it it makes me think because he's a tiny guy he's got his whole life he's had like napoleon complex so probably when he was really young he used to like the fight but now he's like 80 good luck Adam just jujit him out of there

what was okay so if nobody if he had had his way what do you think he was trying to do uh take the microphone for me okay he wasn't so he wasn't necessarily trying to fight you he was just trying to get the mic I don't know he probably would have done that too

that's so funny he probably would have done that too so you know He was about to go for a kick, too, right? Yeah, oh, yeah. He was staring at my legs. And I'm like, don't kick, dog. What if he was not your dick, dude? What if he's secretly?

Maybe he's just like, I'm so overrun with homo erotica right now. I got to have it. Confusing feelings. He's like a self-lunging game. That would have been even a better finish and just traumatize the entire crowd. It does. It just starts to. And that still image that you pick for the, for it looks like he's going right for your dick.

Yeah. And you're giving him like the, the. Prop Magas, swiping. I'm going to bang, bang, bang. I'm like that moment in the Matrix where he's like, bang, bang, bang. I was going to say more like Stephen Seagal doing his Ikeeto or whatever. Oh, which one? The fat seagall?

Is that what you're saying, Johnny? You're saying I'm fat seagall. Johnny, that's not fucking cool. People are pissed of you in the comment section, call me fat seagal. McDojo Life, who's in L.A., by the way. Now, did you know that? That McDojo life guy, he moved to L.A. He was, he told me.

Why is it moved to L. I don't know. I go, what are you doing? It's a shingle. He shared the other day that, have you seen that? It's Stephen McGall doing demos while seated. He can't even be bothered to get up. Bro, both Nick Nolan and Tom Segoor

talk about all the movies he now does fighting, sitting down. It's so great. Chir Zitsu, bro. Chir Jitsu, yeah, that's great. I wish, I wish I could have Chir Zitsu, dude. Just sit there bang, bang, bang, crotch shot. He goes down,

upper cut, and everyone's like, that guy was, that guy was dressed for like a real night out, you know, he had, like, and his wife was dressed in,

like, Indian garb, like from India, Hindu garb. So maybe when I said, Indians are garbage, he got really mad. Interesting.

Maybe, yeah, maybe they're like Hindus or something. Could be. And she was over it. What if they, like, just fucking stop.

Can stop. They probably adopted an Indian kid a long time ago and they made it their whole lifestyle. They probably like dude, they there were probably white daughters married to an Indian guy and their kid, their grand kid is half Indian. People of liberals just love being offended on behalf of her. Her family is H1B visa people. That's just their favorite thing is to be offended on behalf of others who really don't. Oh, white people love that shit. It just gets their dick hard, dude.

So let's rank this in. the pantheon of attacks against Sancton. Now, what are we weighing? Threat to life, I would say. Okay. Or most exciting and fun. Which one do you want? Well, I think those are equal.

Those are the same thing to me. No, the threat to death is a lot worse. Yeah, right. But what I'm saying is, as far as my entertainment is concerned, the greater the threat to your life, the more entertaining. If you'd like to hear the rest of this episode, subscribe to Broken Simulation in your podcasting app or check us out. at YouTube.com slash Sam Tripoli.