Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - #998: The Klu Klux Klan Fast Food Conspiracy with Dr. Narco Longo

Episode Date: June 10, 2026

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Jesus flips the script. He gives parables explaining how, yes, there was a chosen people. Yes, there was a chosen land. But now that I'm here, those blessings are getting taken away, or at least they're completed, and now they're being passed on in another form to what Christians believe to be Christianity. to be imposed and a world governing body will be created to enforce them. Welcome to tinfoil half. We go deep home, boy. Eric, open your mind.

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Very excited to have our next guest on, returning champion. Every episode, we just learned so much. And it's just like, use I use stuff I learn from you all the time and arguments. I love it all. Very excited to have them back. Please welcome the powerful Dr. Narco Longo.

How are you, buddy? I'm doing great guys. Good to see you. Happy to be back. Now, you got a fight with a good friend of mine. I couldn't believe I saw two people that I love going at it. You and the paranoid American. What are we doing here?

You guys are both great people. Oh, man. I mean, that was a while back. and, you know, I mean, what do you want me to say? I mean, I'm not really fond of them. We love them over here. I'm doing a comic book with him. Anyways, didn't mean to open up with that.

That just popped in my head. Very excited to have you back. We love your episodes. It's great. One more time. Or can you please tell us again for our listeners who may not be familiar with your last couple appearances. Can you tell us a little bit about yourself and where our listeners can find you?

Sure. I go by Dr. Longo on YouTube and I run the Old World Florida channel. My real name's Connor. So it's not a hidden or anything. It's just kind of a, I don't know, YouTube username. But Old World Florida is all about the hidden history of Florida and Florida conspiracy theories. You name it, everything from Epstein to like haunted locations. and yeah, Atlantis, the Garden of Eden.

Do you have a website? Do you have anything? Or is it YouTube, Old World Florida, anywhere else? Old World Florida on YouTube, Rumble, Instagram, Twitter, Old World F-L, and no website for now. All right. Respect, respect. Love when you come on a show. I was really excited to see you blown up with the Jake Shields.

interview you know you broke down how the the apartment building of what's his face what's the billionaire that died that we had on the show you remember what is his uh black hooker maccuffee maccify yeah gone maccathy yeah blew up his apartment a lot of people think there's something crazy in there and then the idf came over and took over and it's just like man how captured are we dude it's but they don't operate uh in america yeah it must Assad does it, but the IDF does. Like absolutely insanity, dude. But I was really happy to see that.

I'm sure you're just crushing it right now. Where do you want to begin, dude? Man, you know, anywhere you guys want, but I think you said Columbus being Jewish sounds interesting. And I'm always down to tackle that topic. Well, yeah, let's get into that. I mean, it kind of starts with like timelines here, right? I know the last time you're on here, you really broke down the timeline. I'm a Sicilian, which means I'm part more.

I talk a lot about the Moors being here. That was a great episode you broke down. That whole thing. Like, how old do you think civilization is in Florida, do you think? Like, you know, because we have this idea that is super primitive in the 1800s and then it started, or 1700s. But, you know, based on timelines, you told me, it's been active for a very long time. totally so yeah forget columbus i mean we can go back 10 now i want to get into that i just want to like set the stage no yeah exactly um just going off what the mainstream archaeologists are

writing about today uh if anyone's ever part partied in downtown miami they may have heard of brickle downtown brickel brickles where most of the uh happening clubs are and you know so Brickle, that area, there's a famous archaeological site called the Miami Circle. Now, the Miami Circle, they say, is only 3,000 years old, but it's part of a complex that's right there in the heart of downtown Miami, that today they're saying is over 8,000 years old. There was a city, if you will. Miami was on the map 8,000 years ago.

Whoa! And many of the biggest cities in Europe were they didn't even have huts on them back then. So that's what the mainstream archaeologists are working with today. Now, if we want to go a little farther back, in Florida we have some of the oldest human burials ever found in the Western Hemisphere. So there's the bog bodies in Windover, the Windover site, which is near Titusville, Florida. They pulled up a couple dozen, maybe over 50 or so bodies that were so well preserved. They thought they found a serial killer's dumping ground because they still had brains, eyeballs, you know, pieces of clothing.

And then they started to kind of, you know, dissecting them. they said, wow, these are prehistoric people. This is over 10,000 years old. Oh, really? Yep. Then there's a place on the west coast of Florida, so now we're going to the other coast, where Ponce de Leon, the Conquistador, went looking for the fountain of youth. Yep.

He was killed not far from this warm water spring. So most of the springs in Florida are cold. There's one really warm one that's shaped like a nice round, a donut almost. And that spring, it's, it's a, you know, 200 feet deep or so. It's a sinkhole. And thousands of Europeans have moved to this city called War Mineral Springs. It's like a generic name.

They've moved there today because they think it's the fountain of youth. So if you go there today, there's hundreds and hundreds of Ukrainians, Russians, Poles, they've moved there because they really believe it's a fountain of youth. But why that place is also special, the archaeologists love it because everything that falls

into that spring is preserved almost forever. So they have actually found the oldest intact brain from an Indian or someone in an ancient American, over 10,000 years old.

Now people say, oh, hat. Yep. Who threw out a brain? Well, it was actually a ceremonial burial place for the Florida Indians. People can look this up. Warm mineral springs. And there's a video.

They actually found that skull on video and you can see the guy. He didn't know what he found. And believe it or not, pardon my French, he stuck his finger in it in the skull and actually like poked the on camera

and this was like in the 50s or 60s and so you know going off stuff like that there's been people in Florida for 10,000 years it was findings in Florida that made the Smithsonian rewrite the timeline for how long

humans have been in the Americas because they kept trying to say oh they've only been here for 6,000 years but places like the you know the two I just named clearly pushed that back more than 10,000. Now, how can we trust these timelines? Well, it has to do with sea level rise.

So people can, you know, be skeptical if they want about when things actually happen in history. But as long as the sea level has came up and down, those bodies were buried there because we know in the one cave, warm mineral springs there is a, I don't know if I'm saying this right, the stalactites or one of the two. know there's two types that basically there's a huge stalactite that dripped down and today it's underwater so what does that show us the stalactite was there in front of the burial before the sea level went up 6,000 you know 10,000 years ago some somewhere between that and then the stalactite formed after that so that gives us kind of a you know a tangible way of measuring how long that that burial was there. But, you know, outside of what the mainstream archaeologists are telling us, you know, the last

couple of times I went on your show, we talked about Atlantis, we talked about maybe the Garden of Eden a little bit. And I think people have been in Florida since the beginning of time, if I really had to say. So. Yeah, I bring up your research all the time. Like, again, I talk about the Moors. A lot of the slaves weren't shipped over here. They were actually already. hear your discussion, which is your belief, which a lot of people will find shocking.

But, you know, I've learned that, you know, anything's possible. And, you know, I trust your research. And about Islam started in Mexico, right? Or like, have you rethought that? Well, not rethought it, but I'm not saying Islam started in Mexico. but let's start off with the let's frame it like this

okay I will ask some questions to give us some more context what do the mainstream archaeologists and paleontologists say killed the dinosaurs it was a giant asteroid

yep asteroid that landed where in Mexico yeah something like that yeah congrats dude yeah So the dinosaur people are telling us That's what killed all the dinosaurs Now what is it in the cube that these

Muslims are worshipping Many people think it is a meteorite Whoa you're right Yeah And as far as Islam in America We talked about the Moors may be escaping From escaping from

you know the Spanish and such around 1492 or before that but something else we could get into is Mormonism right so just there in the name there's kind of a there's an odd link between Mormon

and Moors whoa that's crazy have you ever heard someone say that the Mormons are like the Muslims of America no I used to say that Mormonism and Scientology

were like the UPN and the CW of television of religions right? They're like, they're there but they're not as big as the other ones. They usually crushes, not in this room. Yeah, I did. I heard it before.

Well, basically, there's so many parallels between not only Joseph Smith and Muhammad, but also Mormonism and how it's spread through America and Islam. So right off the bat, you know, there's the obvious links. There's the polygamy, right?

Or the polygony with an N with multiple wives, right? Let's go, bro. That's a big link, an obvious one, and an easy one, right? Well, what are some other links? Both Joseph Smith and Muhammad wondered, well, they had visions. They had supernatural experiences. Both of them suspected that they may have been demonic visions or a dark force kind of overcame them. And it took time for them to test and trust and kind of convince themselves or be convinced that these were actually, you know, God or the Holy Spirit or angels speaking to them.

So there was that skepticism that they both have in common. They both relied heavily on the women in their life. But, you know, Muhammad had almost like a sugar mama who was a wife that was a lot older than him and wealthier than him, who, you know, funded a lot of his endeavors. And Joseph Smith didn't have exactly that scenario, you know, his main wife, his bottom bitch, if you will, you know, was kind of. was kind of adequately aged and didn't they didn't have that in common. But as far as how many wives and the fact that they would both confide in their wives, their visions and say, you know, I think this is this from the devil? Is this from an angel?

And both of their wives would often reassure them and would be their number one cheerleader. There's also the obvious fact that they're both kind of, or they ended up as desert religions. right and they would uh they're almost like warrior clans of you know warrior religions people forget that the Mormons had wars with uh the citizens of America and even the American military at some at some points and uh so what else what else did that what else did that come it's it's very weird how Mormonism started and they're like we want to be by herself so they went to Mexico and America was like yeah we're going to take that territory too and now you're back in America.

Dude, I never even knew that. That's so crazy, dude. That kind of connection there, too, between the Moors and the Muslims. That's nuts. Yeah, and, you know, there's more, like, for example, when Jesus comes, Christianity and Judaism kind of believes there's no more prophets, you know. whereas Islam and Mormonism are both built on the principle that actually there is a living prophecy happening. You know, there are more prophets. We need to rely on the newer prophets.

The new prophets are, you know, updating the system and we need to pay attention. So Islam and Mormonism have that income, you know, this prophetic revelation, adding to the scripture and reworking the Bible a little bit. They're not the only people to do that. But the big, kind of going alongside the polygamy thing, big families, no alcohol, that's another obvious one that I forgot about. No alcohol, Islam and Mormonism. That's a big one. In America, you have millions and millions of people who don't drink alcohol because of their religion. So that's a big, that's another big one.

And yeah, they both used elements of like pagan folk magic too, kind of fused that with, with Abrahamic monotheism. But yeah, there's lots and lots of parallels. I'm not an expert in either, but. No, it's fine. Do you, so you're saying the Moors were Islamic? Yeah, the Moors were Muslim. Damn, dude. I'm dissent of a Muslim.

Look at me, dude. That's crazy. Tripoli, right? Your name comes from Tripoli, ultimately. Yeah, dude. I didn't even think about that. I'm learning so much from myself. I mean, about myself, dude.

About myself. It's fucking crazy, dude. Dude, it's like everything is a lie, huh? Maybe. You know, I'm more of a white pill guy. I think, you know, I think it's easy to get lost in the sauce. and, you know, stuck down rabbit holes. But, you know, every day the sun's shining, at least in Florida, the sun's shining, it's

beautiful out. There's so much more good and truth in the world than there are lies. So, you know, I'm content. So, you know, I have a buddy in mind. He's a devout Christian. He follows like what he says is the religion of Jesus. He's not into the whole apparatus of, of organized religion.

But he's often talked to me about, you know, this war that will come up between the lost tribes and the pagans. And, you know, the lost tribes to him are Israel, the UK, and the America. I see you're talking about lost tribes of Israel, lost tribes of America. Is that what we're talking about here in terms of that? A little bit. Yeah, so there's, you know, the two sides of that are, I think what you're describing is your friend might be like a British Israelite or a, you know, believe that the northern European people, especially the English, Scottish and Irish are like distant cousins of the modern Jews or the ancient Israelites. and the other side of that is the Native Americans being not the lost tribes,

but at least in some part influenced or they received a genetic contribution from some Israelites. So, you know, just coming off the heels of the Mormonism topic, Mormons believe that some Israelites got on a boat and sailed to him. America. That's their starting point for their whole mythology. You know, not to be rude and call it mythology, but their explanation of things starts with Israelites getting in a boat and coming to America. So it's not exactly a whole lost tribe, but those Israelites left a big impression, a big influence on the Native Americans here. but yeah you know which direction you want to take it the British Israelism thing or the Native American Israel

what do you guys want to do Native American I think we talked about the Native American thing last time a little bit with like how the Native Americans were kind of Jewish almost do you remember that

no I think so so vaguely so the first the first episode we talked about the moors a lot and then the second time i was on we talked about giants a lot more and then i think we ended on the uh native americans being kind of jewish or like having israelite uh characteristics all right so let's do the british but before we get into that is it all mysticism dude in your opinion is everything just somewhere there's some magic and um energy manipulation and stuff

stuff like that because people are like, oh, these people around the world, these people run the world. And my opinion is it's it's sorcery, sorcerers at the highest levels. Well, you know, I think I'm going to be able to help with this. Okay. There's all these, there's all these people who blame the Vatican, the Jews, the Freemasons, the Rothschilds. What I like to say is this. you know and 13 bloodlines guys there's there's seven families

who are way more influential way more dark and sinister than the 13 bloodlines what there's another level way way way way these guys you've never heard of it's not the Farnesees it's not the Medici's it's not the Rothschild Rockefeller it's not

and you know I put my life put my life at risk even even bringing them up we're all about it dude they're they're the darkest these are the ones who can actually come and get you in your home in the middle of the night take you off uh you know off the face of the earth but well you know what we're willing to risk your life these seven bloodlines are they trump the 13 bloodlines the illuminati all that do you guys want to guess you think you know any of them this one start with a pee this one's out with a pee kind of Yeah.

Okay. Well, yeah. We might have to beep some of these names if there are certain names in there, but who are they? Pride. Gluttony. Oh, snap. Wrath. Oh.

Lust. Lust is a bad one. And what are the other ones? What am I missing? Soth. Yeah. Johnny, you're Christian. What are the seven?

Well, that's not. That's actually biblical, but, yeah. Greed, sloth, wrath, pride or vanity, gluttony. envy maybe envy or angry the same I forget they're seven so basically Roth

Wrath wrath wrath Rath Tell the English Wrath Wrath So as much as we should fear these outside forces and all that

They're not going to touch you All they are are people organizations that have succumbed to those seven sins More than The average person So

you know what we put in our mouths is the illuminati what we eat what we what we say that's you know as as above so below as within so without you know start with start with what you can control and that's what i'd say is don't get too spooked out you know there's always going to be the powers that be you know all authority is god given god chooses your bad boss god chooses your your your bad uh you know oh my dad was evil, my boss is evil. It's all in God's hands, you know, the cards fall where they do. I agree with that. I agree with that.

Not to get mad at that stuff and let it go, dude. Just let it go. Control what you can, you know. Make sure you're doing what you can. Don't black pill. That's crazy, dude. I love that. That is what controls people.

Lust is a really bad thing right now. with a lot of people. You see all these guys get taken down because they can't control their lust. We're all dealing with, you know, all seven are ingrained in the human organism. You know, people say we have seven chakras. Well, those seven chakras can be engines of virtue or vice. Right. I agree wholeheartedly, dude.

I totally 100% agree. It's like, and it's so crazy because, you know, I've, friends of mine, they're having problem with drinking, stuff like that. They're always calling me up. And it's just like, if you can control these things, gluttony and all that stuff, it's amazing how much lighter you walk. It's like these sins, these, they're not sins, Johnny, what are they called? The seven deadly. Well, there's seven deadly sins, yeah. Vices. Yeah, sins or vices. But they're, I just said they were not actually in the Bible. They're kind of a collection of ideas from the Bible rather than actually explicitly in the Bible.

Yeah, if you can control those, you become very powerful. But they always bring so much instant gratification. It's not as much controlling them as not letting them control it, because they're all things that can just take the wheel. You know what I mean? Yes, I do know what you mean, for sure. And that's the story of my life. And there's what I mean, because I don't know if I told you,

but in front of my house, there's an AA. Lodge, yeah. Yeah. And I'm not lying on Father's Day, Mother's Day. I can't park my fucking car outside because I'm pretty sure it's a trigger for them and it's packed. I can tell when it's a hot day. I was like, oh, yeah. And they all show up on Sunday. There's like certain days where it's like really packed. And they're really nice people and they're all just drinking coffee smoking. Yeah.

But it's just like you said, it's in certain days where they can't control it or they need a little bit extra help on those days. And probably Father's Day is that their dad got sober and he's like cleaned up his life. They want to celebrate it with them. Yeah. Yeah, man. I mean, if you can get those things locked down and then you see your friends who can't and they're just lost, it's brutal, dude. It's brutal to watch. And you're like, all you got to do is stop this and everything will get better.

And they just can't, dude. Because then they start getting feelings. That's the worst part. People start feeling stuff. It comes overwhelming and they just want numb out. So much of even smoking weed all the time is about numbing out and not feeling what you're feeling. and it's it's it's kind of crazy because you know what you learn when you get sober is that you're you're you become a first responder to your own problems instead of running from them

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And we thank them for sponsoring this show. I hear you, but I'd say the vices replaced the they. You know, don't worry they. We use these vices to control us. You know, God programmed the world to be like this with checks and balances. and lessons. So, you know, I think understanding that, the virtue and the vice is a good way to cope with the they or, you know, not play the blame game too much.

It is God. And God will, everything is about detaching you from God. And that's what so many people just don't understand. And it just seems when people get closer to God, they're happier. And the people who are away from God seem miserable. they just seem miserable and it's crazy I mean dude

it's just crazy you know growing up here near near Palm Beach I used to park a lot of you know the they they I used to park a lot of

their cars over on Palm Beach Island and a lot of these guys are not as put together as you think they're not as cohesive and you know all in the same program

as you think A lot of them, they get in arguments with their drunk wives in front of the restaurant, you know, and they have to walk home, you know, and stuff like that. Like George Bush came in or Jeb Bush came in and tipped me two crumpled up dollars and apologized, you know, one time. And he was driving like a shitty old car, you know, not the Bentley and the security detail that you think. So maybe just getting a couple of peaks behind the curtain and You know like Fox news hosts and politicians are always over there and You know seeing some of that I guess I've came away thinking they're not as all put together and squared away and on on the same same page as we think

I don't think we're all getting they're all getting this script from the Illuminati I think they're all operating on the same vice I hate to use the word for frequency, but almost like a, because it's so overused, but, uh, you know, when you engage in a certain level of, of vice, or you make yourself blackmailable, let's say, right? That's a good example. Then you're on this other script that may be coming from the devil himself directly. You know, it's not always, uh, a news channel headquarters pumping out, you know, this, the Illuminati script for the day. Sometimes it is just, you know, imagine that email. I got an email from the Illuminati.

Oh, what are we doing today? Oh, trans kids? All right, let's go. You know, when you see like some of these blue-haired freaks like protesting or promoting trans kids and this for that, did they get the script? Or, you know, is it just what they hear on CNN? Or is it, are they possibly giving in to the same dark perversions from an internal source? You know, so I'm never discounting that element of how much comes from within. so all right what else you guys want to talk about i would love to talk to you about the british

israelis okay hell yeah so uh you know you also kind of mentioned uh the pagans and how a lot of there's a lot of like neo pagans today who reject christianity because they think it's like a a jewish creation or like a jewish frankenstein yes i hear that all the time it's it's it's It's a, oh, it's a Middle Eastern God that they created to destroy Europe and now we're, you know, Christianity pacified the white man. And that's a bunch of bullshit. Basically, the British Israelism angle is a crucial component to understanding the Bible, Europe, America's role in the future. how did Israel get you know how did the Jewish people get

Israel today it was the British who helped them do it Israel didn't go knock you know the Jews didn't go knocking on the door and take that country over the British took over the Holy Land for them and handed it to them on a silver platter and British Israelism played a large role in that so what is British

Israelism so we know about the Jews right we see Jews today and you hear people say Jesus was Jewish. Well, not necessarily. Today, there are three groups of Jews in the world,

you know, for the most part. There's Ashkenazi who form as an ethnic, you know, they emerge as a distinct ethnic group only about a thousand years ago. Okay.

In Eastern Europe. Eastern Europe, Central Europe So you can't compare Jesus to that at all It's a thousand years later They had a significant genetic bottleneck If you ever have heard about this Apparently all Ashkenazi Jews Descend from a very very small

Genetic pool You know a couple families Who were like the last survivors in one area And not to be rude or anything But you'll hear about Ashkenazi You know A genetic

conditions that they have, like certain illnesses that they inherit. And genetic diseases? Yep. So a lot of that had to do with inbreeding and how tight their gene pool was. So you can't compare Jesus to that at all. Not even close. So far removed geographically, temporarily from... Where did they come out of, do you think?

Well, they may have originated in Israel, but by the time they end up in Europe they've mixed with a ton of Slavic people. So Jesus did not mix with any Slavs. So that, again, puts them at odds in a different class as Ashkenazi Jews. But moving on, there's the Sephardic Jews. That's the other big ethnic group, the ethnic division of Jews. And the Sephardic Jews come out of Iberia. Okay, they're a little bit older than the Ashkenazi, but again, as a distinct ethnic ethnic group, they emerge hundreds of years after Jesus.

And by the time, you know, where they really get their identity is, is from Islam. So Islam took over the Iberian Peninsula. Remember, we talked about Moors a bunch? Well, the Moors are the Muslims in Spain and North Africa. Morocco. Well, the Muslims in North Africa crossed over into Spain in 7-11. That's an easy one to remember, 7-11. The Muslims invaded Europe. They took it over very quick, most of Spain, Portugal. And all the Jews who lived in those areas, they slowly mixed in with the Arabs, Muslims, many of them converted to Islam, converted back to Judaism. And Sephardic Jews, are largely defined by that, you know, association and merging and mixing with Muslims. So Islam starts, you know, 600 years after Jesus, Jesus cannot be compared to Sephardic Jews at all whatsoever. So Ashkenazi, Sephardic, Jesus was neither.

And it's really an anachronism to compare. are Jesus to modern Jews today. What's the third group? The Mizrahi Jews. Those are the three main groups of Jews today. The Mizrahi Jews. Mizrahi just means Eastern pretty much. It's less than 1% of Jews around the world.

They have no influence on America or the Western world, really. And most Mizrahi Jews are actually Sephardic Jews who are pretending to be very Middle Eastern. because Mizrahi is like this made-up identity for trying to make a collective identity for all the Jews who remained in the Middle East or North Africa, Asia, just stayed in the East. You know, they never went to Europe like the Ashkenazi or the Sephardic. So Jesus cannot be compared to any of those three groups. So what was he? well all you know most of the medieval art

that depicted Jews back then you know way way back showed them with red hair way way back in the Old Testament starting with Adam which actually means red we see that many of the

Hebrews have red hair so there's Adam which means red later on you get a character named Esau who gets the nickname Edom, which also means red, red. He was covered in red hair. He was born

covered in red hair. Then comes King David is said to have had a red or ruddy complexion. And then a couple of Solomon's wives seem to have had red hair green or jeweled eyes. And the beauty standard

based off some other passages seems to be that red hair with light eyes was the beauty standard for the Israelite people. So how do we get red hair out in the Middle East? Well, let's go back to Abraham because, you know, there's all these terms. A lot of people get confused. If we don't read the Bible, these terms can get confusing. So they're semi or Semitic.

That goes back to Noah's sons. He has three sons. Shem, Ham, and Japheth. We get Semite or Semitic from Shem. Later on, and also people hear Ashkenazi. Ashkenaz was descended from Japheth, and that has nothing to do with their bloodline. Ashkenazi Jews are called Ashkenaz

because they went to the land associated with Ashkenaz, which is like Central Europe. So Ashkenazi does not have to do with their bloodline. Who are Hans kids? Oh, well, there's some debate about that. Some people say that all the Africans and the dark-skinned people are the sons of ham. But, you know, there's a lot of disagreements. So people disagree as to whether the white Europeans are Semites or whether the yellow-skinned or, whether the yellow-skinned or,

the yellow people, you know, Asian, Eastern Asians. I call them you're all people. Yeah, the Chinaman, whether they are, you know, the Semitic people. But, you know, maybe you could do a

comedy routine, a stand-up routine about the curse of ham, about the penis sizes where this was like a, this was like a fierce debate in like the 1700s, 1800s, whether ham Shem and Jaffith

who each of them were based off average penis size that's hilarious because because there's this family dispute where Noah gets drunk and he falls asleep naked

or you know with some part of his body exposed some people say that Ham actually had sex with his own mother but the two interpretations are Ham did something shameful while his dad was laying asleep naked and because of that ham was cursed Shem was blessed because Shem covered his father Noah with the blanket you know showing like modesty being nice to his dad and you know Jaffeth was kind of in

between but so people interpret that you know anatomically you can get you guys can look that up on your own I don't want to be known as a crazy dude History of dick sizes in the Bible. Yeah, I don't want to be known as the penis guy, but you guys can look that one. Hey, everyone needs a hook, dude. Everybody needs a hook. It is crazy, though, how much shady sex is in the Bible early on. Like, there's a lot of craziness in there.

Johnny, why are you getting quiet? You're right. I mean, it's just nuts. You're like, I know we live in a crazy society is over-sexualized. Did you just why you getting quiet me? That was good. Did you ever use that as the name of a special? Yes, that's the name of it.

Why is everybody getting quiet? That's great. But it is interesting, you know, like when God destroys Salam and Gamora, like the one guy leaves with his daughters and then some weird shit happens there, which is super gross. You know, and it's just like, it's just weird how we're like, we kind of have this thing where we've got to be Puritans now. but like all the OGs are getting weird, dude. All the OGs are getting weird, dog. Yeah. Well, you know, how this winds back to British Israelism is there's Semite from Shem.

And so we hear anti-Semitic, you know, semi, this or that today. Not many people know where it comes from. So Shem had lots and lots of descendants. Very few of them ended up. ended up Jewish. So to say anti-Semitic is sometimes misleading, not really accurate. But after Shem, skipping a couple generations, we get to Abraham. That's where we get the word Hebrew. So after Abraham, those are the Hebrews. Once we get to Jacob, a couple generations farther down, Jacob's sons are the Israelites, the 12 tribes of Israel. 13, 14 sometimes, but 12 usually.

That's Israelite. So there's Semite way, way back, Hebrew, then they became the Israelites, and within the Israelites there's 12 tribes. One of those tribes is the Judah heights, the tribe of Judah. Jesus did descend from the tribe of Judah. That does not make him Jewish.

Yes, I've heard this, yes. to be, because he was by blood a Judah height. Now Jewish does not mean by blood descended from the tribe of Judah. We'll get to that. So semi-Hebrew, Israelite, then the 12 tribes, right? Judah's one of them. Later we go from bloodline to geography. Because remember, first there's a chosen people, a chosen bloodline, chosen family.

12 chosen families, then the parameters change. God's mission changes, and now it becomes a holy land. You got to get to the sacred place. If you're in the sacred place, you're more or less saved. Those were kind of the parameters for salvation. Because the chosen bloodline thing wasn't very inclusive. Not that I care about inclusivity, but then the promised land, the chosen place, becomes a little bit more, inclusive because anyone can make it there and adopt the way of life.

But then by the time Jesus comes, the parameters change again. Those two earlier missions serve their purpose. Jesus flips the script. He gives parables explaining how, yes, there was a chosen people. Yes, there was a chosen land. But now that I'm here, those blessings are getting taken away, or at least they're completed, and now they're being passed on. in another form to what Christians believe to be Christianity.

And this brings us back to the lost tribes because who embraced Christianity. It wasn't just the tribe of Judah. It was all the other tribes who the Bible loses track of. So there were two exiles or captivities, Babylonian and Assyrian. and during these times well sorry I skipped a little bit so with the 12 tribes they eventually make it to the promised land

and they set up kingdoms okay this is after Solomon's time there's kingdoms Solomon got kicked out because he liked pagan chicks right they start worshipping Moloch and all that

yeah you know every step along the way there's this pagan infiltration you know the Israelites are never safe they're never just you know they're never just

secure and you know check they always have to be vigilant there's always this pagan infiltration there's always this you know this

slipping and falling down this slippery slope back into bow worship and astarte worship and all that stuff but so all right

they make it the Holy Land and then what? Eventually it comes to pass that there is a northern kingdom and a southern kingdom, more or less, generally speaking. The kingdom of Israel, which was most of the other tribes, was farther to the north. The kingdom of Judah, which was separate from Israel, Okay, separate from Israel. You got to wonder, why don't they call Israel Judah today, if it's for the Jews, they call it Israel. That may be your first clue that they might be stealing someone else's inheritance or birthright. But Israel is the kingdom to the north, made up of ten tribes or so, and to the south is the kingdom of Judea or Judah, which is mostly the kingdom of Judah.

Judah with some Benjamin and some Levi as well today. And today they tell you that the Jews of today are pretty much just from the tribe of Judah, Levi and Benjamin, that all the other tribes are missing. Don't worry about them. They're gone forever. The Jews would like you to believe that the lost tribes of Israel are irrelevant. They disappeared. They merged until all the other people not worth tracking down.

Jesus, however, says, at one point, don't think that I'm... You know, just called to the Jews or one people. He says, I'm actually here for the lost sheep of the House of Israel, which many people interpret to mean the lost tribes of Israel. Now, who embraced Christianity in such great numbers? It was the Northern Europeans. So we've got to ask, where did the lost tribes of Israel go? That would be that northern kingdom. the Southern Kingdom, Judah, Judah Heights.

And just to demonstrate here, what did the demographics look like in Jesus' time? So we already know that there were fake Jews in Jesus' day. Do you guys know what Herodian Jews are? We've heard of King Herod. Yeah. So King Herod, there's a couple Herods, but the Herod's... were selected by the Roman Empire to serve as proxy leaders, you know, fake Jews ruling over this Jewish kingdom, the kingdom of Judah. And, you know, he was, they were not Jews.

They were Edomites. So that's another kingdom that was next to that southern kingdom. Edom, the Edomites. Some Edomites, some Canaanites, some people who were not. Israelites were converted to Judaism in order to maintain political control, and that is where King Herod comes from. So Herod was considered Jewish, but not really. The term reuses Herodian Jews. These are not anciently Jewish people. So right there we have, you know, people like to talk about the Khazars and stuff. Go way back to the beginning and you'll see that stuff was already happening. So way, way, way

back there, there's this distinction. Local people are mixing into the Israeli population and are later on becoming remembered as Jewish. So all that to say, in Jesus' day, they already had fake Jews, people claiming to be Jews, and remember, the tribe of Judah is special because they were selected to rule over the land. They were selected to be the kings, or the judges, the princes, the magistrates, and by claiming Jewish ancestry, you're essentially claiming direct access to the upper class, direct ownership over,

direct rulership over this area. Well, if I'm Jewish, I, you know, deserve those promises that were made. So you don't ever hear people claiming, oh, yeah, I'm a Danite. Oh, yeah. I'm a I'm a Rubinite you know I'm a this

of that no everyone wants to be in the king family right the king's bloodline right so there's a little bit of that going on as people trying to kind of qualify themselves for someone else's inheritance but to bring this back to the British israelism who are the real Israelites

way way back going to the Hebrews and we see Abraham's father was named Tara and he was a he was a an idol maker

so that some people think that he was maybe Zoroastrian or something some other people think he may have been Hindu or something close to that because remember the Hindu culture spread very far west at some

points and the Semites traveled very far east at certain times so in places like Pakistan maybe they could have come into contact in Babylon so on but I'll point one thing out to you guys I think you'll think is interesting so Abraham is where we get Hebrew the title Hebrew Abraham had a wife named Sarah Abram became Abraham and Sarai came Sarah. God you know God like updated their names.

So Abraham and Sarah some people say or it's indicated they may have even been related or half siblings or some way. Of course. Oh geez getting weird. Now

that's Judaism and Islam. That's the Old Testament. Now let's go look at Hinduism. In Hinduism, you have this concept or deity known as Brahma. Brahma. Brahma's wife, or consort, who's also his sister, is Saraswati or Sarasvati. So what are the odds of that?

We're talking about potentially the two oldest religions in the world. in the Bible Abraham and Sarah in Hinduism Brahma and Sarah Swati Whoa What are the odds of that There's many many other links

Between Hinduism and Judaism But what I'm getting at here is If you've ever heard of the Indo-Europeans Or the Aryans Yeah I believe that the biblical story of Abraham is the biblical telling of the Aryan people. So, Abra means to open or begin, the beginning, like April, right?

It's the first month if we're using the zodiac. Aries, the first sign. Aries is the ram. Hebrews, they're known for that ram's horn, right? Aries, April, Abra, you know, opening, over in Hinduism they have a caste

the Brahman caste they call the Aryans and you know in Buddhism Aryans a you know significant term as well

so basically I believe Abraham represents the movements of the Aryan people throughout Central Asia and then making their way to the Middle East and that's why we see this like fork in the road where Hinduism and Judaism are on the same page

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which is what you're saying, and Christianity as well. Oh, totally. You know, the word Shiva is pretty prominent in both religions. Shiva is a deity in Hinduism. It's a concept and a number in Judaism.

Shiva is like the god of destruction. Some may say death, but more so creation and destruction. In Judaism, Shiva's the number seven. And it's when someone dies, you celebrate or mourn for seven days. That's called Shiva too. So similar concepts. Jesus was often debating. with these people known as the sadu

seas. Well, in Hinduism, they have what we call the sadus. It's a whole, like, it's an occupation or a priest class where they're like wandering hobo monks. And so there's all these little

terms that link the two religions, but, but yeah. You know, Judaism. It's super interesting, dude. And by the way, a hobo monk is a great name for a band. So here's, if, you know, maybe just speed it up a little bit.

I believe the Israelites, the Hebrews, are northern European people. They're Celts or Vikings or something like that who made it very, very far into Central Asia. They were the Aryans. You know, we remember them as the Aryans. These European people who spread around Asia, you know, bringing a new way of life, bringing agriculture, having the horse with them. That's what they're known for. Milk. You know, you need domesticated animals to have milk and cheese and all that. And these are the same things that people known as the Hebrews or the Hixos sometimes are credited with bringing to Egypt and the

Holy Land, you know, Canaan, Palestine. So the story seems to match up. And, uh, Yeah, Sarah, Abram. That is so crazy, right? Like, everyone's talking the same thing, just in their own way and not getting along. And, you know, I was watching the great Jay Dyer has had a debate with two free masons on that Albert Pike believed that all the religions

were saying the same thing. And I asked Jay Wise had a, bad thing and he gave me the explanation. It was a pretty good explanation. But do you think that's a problem that so many of these religions are just saying the same thing? Maybe we can lump all the other ones together, but I do think it's a problem to look at it that way. I see Christianity as, you know, shoulders, neck and head above the rest. Like, you know, Jesus is the absolute. You know, Jesus is the absolute truth. You'll hear a lot of people say, oh, all paths are valid, you know, all paths to the truth or God are valid.

I don't think so. Working at a bookstore like this, having access to as much Hindu, Muslim, Buddhist literature as I want, I'm taking Christianity every day of the week. The worst, you know, to give me the worst and the best of Christianity, I'll take it over everything else they have. over there in the east. Maybe that's like some bias or arrogance or hubris or whatever, but Jesus gave something

to humanity that none of those other religions ever came close to. Christianity, you can call it a religion if you want, but the teachings of Jesus come with no strings attached. All those other paths to the divine come

with strings attached. They're going to want something from you. You're going to have to make some sacrifice or some ridiculous, you know, compulsive behavior that these deities demand from you. Or some way of life that's just abhorrent and, yeah, totally condemnable. But I'd say, you know, as a vegetarian, what Jesus did for animals is unparalleled in any other religion. The temple at Jerusalem You know you guys know about Zionism We got to rebuild the temple

Got to destroy the mosque Rebuild the temples Kick off the apocalypse Well what the temple's really for Is to Restart the blood sacrifice operation Yes It's all for

You hear about the red heifers But the red heifers are just to kick off The Those are just like the opening Ceremony to kick off the normal proceedings. The normal proceedings are day after day, hundreds of thousands of goats,

lambs, you name it, slaughtered, doves, because their interpretation of the Bible, without Jesus, means we need to restart the sacrificial system and only blood can pay for sin. That's their interpretation. That's a scam. So crazy.

So that's what the temple's all for, and that is, the blood sacrifice plague that's been on humanity ever since the flood, ever since Noah got off the boat. Jesus ended animal sacrifice. Not completely, not completely, but he freed man from the obsession, from the compulsion. Now, if you follow Jesus and listen to Jesus, you will be cleansed of that disgusting habit, that dark legacy, that all groups of, you know, all cultures in the world engaged in it at some point. Animal sacrifice or worse, human sacrifice sometimes. So the notion that Mother Nature needs blood from us or needs some offering is false, and Jesus rejects it.

The notion that God, even the God of the Bible, demands blood. as atonement is rejected and you know it's transcended by Jesus's life that is a big part of why Christianity is so special because it did stop sacrifice right like all the other ones want sacrifice and Christianity said no to sacrifice and you know you got the telmoid you got the Zohar there's a lot of like really crazy shit in there and in the the Zohar, there's a lot of anti-Christianity stuff going on in there. A lot of anti-Christian. Well, I don't know about the Zohar, definitely the Talmud. The Zohar is not too anti-Christian.

I heard that, I heard that, okay, well, I've watched a couple videos on it, and they've been telling me that there is some stuff in there, but I know you read a lot of books, so I'll take your word for it. Yeah, Talmud definitely anti-Christian. Um, uh, Zohar may be opposed to Christian, you know, like, theologically, but it's, uh, definitely doesn't attack Christianity. Respect. Like, like the Talmud does attack Christianity and Jesus. And I just feel that like there's just a group of people out there that look at,

look at everybody else as, as cattle. And, you know, just if I could build on that, that earlier, question, Jesus is the truth behind all other religions. So you know, and the sacrifice thing people don't know. Muslim sacrifice lambs.

It's like their version of Passover. They sacrifice lambs once a year. Buddhists. Not all Buddhists. Okay, I'll be fair. But Shinto Buddhism is one of the bloodiest religions in the world. Shinto Buddhism.

Buddhism, blood sacrifice plays a large role right up until this day. There's certain animals, endangered animals, that they're allowed to slaughter and sacrifice because they're Shinto Buddhists. So they're allowed. Then you look at Hinduism. The number one of a sect of Hinduism does not perform animal sacrifice or very rarely only, you know, only fringe interpretations. the second largest group of Hinduism they do perform animal sacrifices

a lot of them and to this day I believe Hinduism performs more animal sacrifices than in any other religion yearly and people don't know this at all they think Hinduism is just like some wonderful you just meditate and there's butterflies and it's perfect nope you don't want to be locked down

and the demonic filth going on in some of that religion. And I say that with as much love and respect as I can. You know, I think they have a lot to offer, but with a lot of strings attached. So same with, you know, what else? Judaism, sacrifices, and animals to this very day. In New York, they swing the chickens, they slip their throats and have the blood. It's apportion. It's kosher.

It's kosher. It's disgusting. I mean, that's, how is that different than Satanism? If you showed it to an alien who doesn't speak any languages or doesn't know anything, how could you explain the difference between that and Satanism? In fact, in The Devil's Advocate, you guys ever seen that movie, Keanu Reeves? Oh, yeah. Johnny loves it.

I do. It explains kind of how, like we were saying earlier, you know, who's really in control. It's the seven sins and vices aren't really in control. that's the real organization behind the scenes. If you fall into the same sins you become allied with people you may have never even met and you operate on the same ideals and missions, in that movie, Keanu Reeves is a lawyer from Florida. And in that movie, Florida represents innocence and New York represents corruption. So I like that angle too.

But he's a Florida lawyer, good old. Southern boy who goes up, takes a high-paying job in New York, and has come to find out, at the end of the movie, his boss is the devil's advocate. His job is to be a lawyer to get the most evil people imaginable off of, you know, escape. Yep, get them out of punishment. So what you find out is one of his court cases is someone who's like Donald Trump, is like the richest guy in America. I love Donald Trump. I'm a Trump tarred for life.

But, you know, basically this guy's like supposed to be a Donald Trump level guy. You know, blonde penthouse. I think they even filmed the scene in Donald Trump's real apartment or whatever. And then he goes from defending that guy, the richest guy in New York, to defending a voodoo priest who's penniless in the, in the, what would you call it? We don't have them here in Florida. The basement of some building where he's sacrificing goats and the police arrest him for sacrificing animals. And then the argument in court is, well, this is religious freedom and he gets off. And they actually reference a real court case here in Florida.

That was a voodoo, voodoo church, not a Christian church, a voodoo congregation who was sacrificing animals here in Florida. They got arrested, went on trial, and then their argument was, well, the Jews do the same thing. And the judge said, all right, they're free. They are doing nothing wrong. So animal sacrifice needs to be condemned. You know, forget meat eating or flesh eating. That's a whole other thing. Animal sacrifice is like, usually you don't even eat the meat.

You don't even eat the flesh. You just give it to the demons. Well, because I have, I mean, I mentioned it one of my guys. does one of my homies does Santeria and they literally sacrifice chickens and stuff and I asked them I was like do you ask them I was like do you eat the chicken at least when you're fucking done killing it and he says

no because obviously here there's a lot of money around where they can afford the chicken but over there and other places where they're still hungry they're known not to eat the chicken because it comes with bad demons and stuff they're hungry and they're willing to sacrifice this and then still not eat it because it comes with bad demons which is just crazy to just think about like dude just eat the fucking chicken

even if you got to sacrifice it you're hungry eat the chicken well yeah you know it brings up a good if it sacrifices it demonic like you're hungry I know yeah it is I would agree it is but you're hungry we're talking like Cuba

you would eat haunted meat if someone goes dude this meat if I'm in Cuba if I'm in Cuba and I'm starving I worry about the day I worry about the possession later you're a sin eater dude you're a sin eater

they already killed them I think is you're already killing it you might as well eat it's crazy for me to kill it and then you're just going to toss it. How about this? How about this? Oh, don't kill it. I agree.

We all believe in adrenochrome, right? Yeah. This is it. Okay. Now, if you had to guess, is adrenachrome a human thing or all mammals, or most mammals? Oh, yeah, we've learned recently that, yeah, if they really cared about just the adrenachrome, they could get it from cattle just as easily as humans. There's nothing about humans.

Give them more adrenachrome than any other, any of the other mammals, warm-blooded mammals. Like cows produce adrenochrome when we eat those. Most mediators, no offense, sorry. I know, you know, all vegetarians are self-righteous, whatever, okay. Animal flesh is a diet, adrenachrome addiction. Flesh and blood is adrenachrome, okay? unless you're over there with your cow like Jeffrey Dahmer, petting it to sleep and then slitting its throat as, you know, trying to play this game where, oh, if I just kill it nice enough, it won't have adrenachrome in its blood. No, those things never want to die.

And I don't think any flesh is suitable for consumption, let alone that that is sacrificed to demons. So to me, it's all demonic. And the Bible, according to the Bible, you know, mankind was created that. vegetarian. The ideal in the Bible is vegetarianism. Adam and Eve were vegetarian. Both Cain and Abel were vegetarian. In fact, pretty much everyone in the Bible was vegetarian until Noah got off the ark became the first drunk and the first meat eater, Noah. Isn't there a line where God gave somebody the animals so they could eat them? Is there a part of the law? It says dominion over the animals.

Right. Well, dominion is interesting. So dominion is not at all talking about eating animals. So God has dominion over us. A father has dominion over his family. A leopard does not have dominion over his prey, does he? A dominion is more about responsibility and authority. But just in case you're wondering, the dominion verse is Genesis 1.28. In case there's any confusion, Genesis 1.29, the immediate next verse is, let fruit and herb bearing seed be thy food. Vegetarian diet in the next verse. I was about to say even Jesus made the fish and the loaves, but that's in another... But fish aren't animals? I'm not trying to push back. I'm asking on this question. Good one, actually. No, that's a good question.

So, there's no flesh eating in the Bible until after the flood. It may have happened somewhere in the world, but it's not part of Adam's family. People say, oh, well, didn't Abel sacrifice, you know, lambs or some of his flock? That's not true either. There's no sacrifice. There's no altar. There's no bloodshed. There's no knife.

Offering has a couple meanings in the Bible. You know, if you make a fruit offering, did you stomp on the fruit and kill it? Not really. But later on, Noah makes the first explicit animal sacrifice. God didn't tell them to do it. He just did it. If we want to look at the book of Enoch, if we want to look at some of these other books, you know, they clear his day. Tell us, oh yeah, the Nephilim, the fallen angels came down and taught man.

They taught man how to sacrifice animals. and they taught the women how to wear makeup. I'm not even kidding. That's what Enoch and... Which is worse to you? I don't know. I don't know. Let me ask you one question.

And again, I'm not... I'm not trying to go at you. This is an honest question. No, let's do it. Go at me. Why do animals eat animals? That's a good answer. So, again, just relying on the body. for, you know, my explanation, we can see it was sin. Man's sin brought death into the world. That is the biblical position. All of the early Christian church fathers agreed. Man was created vegetarian in a perfect vegetarian utopia where even all the animals were vegetarian. Now that may be hard to imagine, but there may not have even been death in God's original creation. Now that, now this, now this

may seem like a hippie pipe dream except for the fact that Jesus' vision of the future mirrors this exact same thing. Jesus is quoting at least two of the prophets who came before him

when he gives this vision of the future he's quoting man I forget it's either Jeremiah, probably Isaiah I think. Isaiah, Jeremiah or Josea, one of those Jesus says, or he quotes,

and you guys will know the lion, when the wolf will lay with the lamb and the lion will eat straw. That's when you know Jesus' mission is more or less complete when the kingdom of heaven is here. When the bloodthirst is done, when there's no more bloodthirst, even the lion will be content to eat vegetables. The wolf can lay down with the lamb and be best friends. You know, we get a glimpse of this stuff when we have a cat and a rabbit, you know, as pets at the same time.

With human as their, with man as their role model, almost any animal can get along. And that's Jesus's vision for the future. And it's not a soy boy thing. It's not a Bill Gates fake meat. Any of this bullshit. Okay. Plato was a vegetarian. Socrates was a vegetarian.

Pythagoras, all the great Greek philosophers, all the greatest geniuses, Da Vinci, Tesla, Einstein. Einstein's, eh, I don't really like him, but all right, he was vegetarian. But you name it. All the world's greatest geniuses realized this. I'm not saying I'm one of them. I'm trying to be like them, okay?

What about Jewish dietary law has a lot of references to preparing meat? Right. So, again, let's ask, Jesus is a new covenant and replace that. Is that what you would say? Yeah, and let's ask ourselves, in Exodus, when they're putting out all these instructions for eating flesh, is that part of God's original design and perfect world?

No, that is after generations and generations of sin, where God has made accommodations for a wicked and sinful people. Remember, going back to Noah, when Noah gets off the ark, he makes the first animal sacrifice God didn't ask for it and actually if we're really paying attention to our Bible God punishes him for it and it's like taking out a loan that you can't pay back

Noah took out a loan he can't pay back because blood is payment right? Blood atones for sin well if Noah took out this loan and he has no way to pay it back how do you pay back a loan without declaring bankruptcy, you have to go take out another loan, right?

And then you take out another, and the interest gets higher and higher and higher. So when Noah starts off with one animal or a couple, is it a good thing or a bad thing by the time we get to Jesus that the Jews are pumping out animal sacrifices hundreds of thousands a day at the temple? The temple in Jesus' day

sometimes had blood pouring down the steps, steps, dozens and dozens of steps, blood seeping through the cracks. The temple in Jerusalem actually had gutters that a man could stand in, six-foot-tall man could stand in for the blood. Blood gutters in the temple. What is sacrifice for? To appease the gods is what many people say. To atone for sin is how Abrahamic people like to frame it. But ultimately, again, going back to like the book of Enoch or something,

it was fallen angels who taught man bloodlust the fallen angels came down to human came down to earth and demanded animal sacrifices they demanded hundreds and thousands of them and man would would give them animal sacrifices in return for knowledge technology you name it now how much of the sacrifice in the Bible is actually because the one good God and heaven wants it, I would say actually very, very little, if not none. What about Passover? Passover? Not even Passover? So, Jesus's community was what we could call Nazarenes or maybe Ascines. Okay. Now, when you hear the word Assene, we've got to pause and stop.

And remember, there's a ton of misinformation, a ton of fantasy going on when people talk about the Ascines. They want them to be like these perfect yogi guru 5D YouTuber influencers who never did anything wrong and they're like, you know, they synthesized everything from

every religion. That's not what the Ascines really were. But the Aseans were a very mystical sect of Jews back then, not just Jews, you know, other tribes too sometimes. That John the Baptist and probably Jesus emerged

out of. So this group of Judaism, and remember back then there was four main divisions of Judaism back then. There were the Pharisees who Jesus is debating a lot against he, I mean, he pretty much hates them. They hate him. They can't agree on anything. Pharisees and the saddicees. The Pharisees and the saddicees were the two who were very much behind the temple cult, the sacrificial system in the temple at Jerusalem. The Pharisees and the Saddicies, they're getting rich off of it, they're promoting it, they're part of more or less the upper

middle class or the high class because of this. It's a big money maker for the Roman Empire. Every time you sacrifice an animal, you had to pay. You had to pay for an unblemished animal. And the temple raised their own animals. So they're generating

money out of thin air. They did buying and trading and selling and usury in the temple as well. The money that they had had pagan gods on it, the coins. None of it was good. It was messy, bad, evil. Jesus' community, probably Aseans. They weren't the Pharisees.

They weren't the Sadducees. The other group was the zealots. So Pharisee, Sadacy, zealot, and then the Aseens. The Aesans were the fourth biggest group of Judaism back then. The Aesines were passionate vegetarians. So they read the same Torah, they read the same Bible as the other Jews, with some minor exceptions. And they came away with a vegetarian interpretation. So they practiced Passover every year, and they didn't slaughter lambs.

That was not a requirement for them. They'd bake cakes. They'd bake honey cakes. They would do other things. And they really pointed to certain verses in the Bible that say things like, I think it's in Josea or Daniel I desire

mercy not sacrifice let me check this for you Josea 66 Josea dude there's Mexicans in the Bible Josea 66 God says I declare

or I require mercy I demand mercy not sacrifice this is Jesus's message forgiveness accomplishes the same goal as sacrifice. So you could either forgive someone or they could sacrifice an animal

to be forgiven. Which one's better? It's really a matter of personal accountability, a tender heartedness to forgive someone. Forgiving accomplishes the same goal as the sacrifice, except it's harder to do

because you have to swallow your pride, you have to swallow your pride, you have to swallow your You know, so Jesus sets that perfect example by choosing forgiveness over sacrifice. But there were other prophets before him who were saying this as well. So there's always been a thread in the Bible of vegetarianism. One more I'd like to throw at you is Peter's vision when he sees... Throw them all. Perfect.

The four-footed animals, you know, descending in this kind of sheet. And then he says he's commanded to eat them and the voice cries out. Or he says that, well, I wouldn't eat these unclean animals because they go against Jewish dietary law. And the voice says, rise, Peter, kill and eat. And then the Lord says, well, God has cleansed, you must not call common or unclean. What would you say to that? So I would ask you this. Did Peter eat?

Let's see. Did he eat? I know they go back up, right? Like three times. He did not. Yeah. Does he not eat? Peter, he resists three times and still does not eat. Later on, in the text, this is not my interpretation, it's in the text.

Later on, Peter understands his vision and how does he interpret it? He comes to understand it that God was telling him the clean and the unclean animals. Peter kill and eat. Here are the clean, here are the unclean. Peter himself interprets that to mean the clean animals are the Jews

who are already being ministered to, who are already being told the word of Jesus. Yeah, this is the way they teach you the church. The unclean animals are the pagans,

the heathens, the Gentiles, who are not Jewish at all. And many of the Jewish followers of Jesus were kind of racist and believed that they shouldn't be teaching

to the Gentiles. So Peter interprets that himself to mean the unclean animals are the Gentiles and the clean animals are the Jews. And God is telling him to

to pray, sorry not to pray, to minister to both to, you know, to be a missionary to both. And he doesn't eat. So there's not actually any flesh. Remember, it's a vision. He sees this stuff, you know, he has this vision. And, you know, what sinks into our subconscious? What actually sinks into our memory? Nice little gumdrops and fairy tales or the scariest, bloody, violent acts, you know, you remember.

There are sometimes those things that are more like a scary, you know, scary stories often you remember easier than nice. kind of insignificant stories, right? Like a happy movie where everything's happy the whole time. You're not going to watch you. You're not going to remember much. There's a value in shocking imagery. And God understands that too, and the Bible uses shocking imagery. So Peter doesn't eat.

The fact that he begged God so many times, why are you telling me to kill these things when I've never, it also says there, I've never eaten anything unclean. And if we really read that, depending on your Bible version, it's insinuated that Peter's never eaten an animal in his life. He's never eaten a clean or an unclean animal is another way to read it. So his reluctancy to eat clean or unclean shows his vegetarian leanings. His starting point is probably more vegetarian.

Now, James the brother of Jesus, that's right, the blood brother of Jesus, was a lifelong vegetarian. He's universally remembered as a lifelong vegetarian. Raised same mother, same father as Jesus, same household. How did he end up lifelong vegetarian, meaning no meat in childhood? But Jesus was a barbecue, you know, a barbecue enthusiast? I don't think so. There's one instance. I'll give you this.

He does help Fisherman quite a lot, though. What? Well, that's a good point. Let's get into that. There's a single instance where Jesus has any sort of animal food in his mouth. It's after he's resurrected. Okay. It's not in all the Gospels.

And it's not something he ordered off the menu. Jesus appears to his followers after a resurrection. And they don't believe that it's really Jesus. They're like, they're touching him, but they can't believe it's him. And they say, all right, open your mouth. and they put something on his tongue that they were eating. Some people say it's broiled fish. You could also interpret it as honey and honeycomb or something like that.

But it says broiled fish, boiled or broiled fish. If that makes Jesus a meat eater, well, whatever. He's the son of God. He can do what he wants. You know, it's God himself. Now, he had a single piece of. broiled fish. Remember, that would almost be like a potato chip.

It's like so cooked or dried or something. It's like fish skin. I don't know if you had the fish skin. It's kind of like that, right? I would say. Yeah, it's some little finger food that they put on his tongue and then they kind of closed his mouth and made sure that his body actually functioned.

The goal wasn't to nourish him. He didn't order it off the menu. Now, if I really want to take the backdoor argument out of that, I'd say the fish, all the fish we see in the New Testament is largely symbolic. Going back to what you said about Peter, what does Jesus tell his disciples? I want you to be fishermen. Fishers of men.

Go out and fish for me. Go out and fish. Whoever kept. So that is largely symbolic or allegorical. Now, to get to the specifics, there's a lot of numerology. and gematria going on, even in the New Testament. And the numbers of fish are significant. Okay, so there's one instance Jesus captures 5,000 fish.

There's another one where he captures 153 big fish. Okay, 5,153. Now, the feeding of the 5,000 he does with two fish and five. loaves. Two plus five is seven, right? Okay. Now how do we how do we get to five thousand? Well he's multiplying right and he's literally multiplying things. Did you know that one times two, times three, times four, times five, times six, times seven? So one times two times three times four times five times six times seven gets you to five thousand and fifty four five thousand it's pretty close five thousand and fifty four all right so there might be some numerology going on now

let's look at one five three one fifty three four oh five forty is that what you said no it's five thousand forty yeah yeah yeah you're all the way till seven yeah five forty yeah it's obviously his own week over here actually oh yeah you're right yeah i messed up I I said 5,054, but you're right. 5,040. Pretty close, okay? The Bible does round up and down sometimes, so going from 7 to 5,000, you can do that with a pencil. So I'm not trying to take away from the Jesus story, but I'm saying there's other elements to it than just, ooh, fish on the menu, you know?

again, if you go to Mark, which many people believe is the first gospel, so Mark is the original story, Matthew adds some to that, Luke adds some more, and by the time you get to John, it's like a whole theological reinterpretation of the life of Jesus. but most scholars say John is not historical and Mark is the most historical. Now if we check, does Jesus multiply fish in Mark? Close your eyes and you can hear the entire world come alive. 2026 FIFA World Cup is on and you can stream it all live. on TSN Radio. From the opening kickoff to the final celebration.

Every match, every moment. Listen to FIFA World Cup on TSN Radio. Give Canada the Lift Off! Available on Iheart Radio. So, yeah. So there is fish and mark, but there's, when we go back to the Old Testament, Jesus is like multiplying this bread and fish. because there was someone else who did that before him.

And that person who multiplied bread for Jesus, Elijah. Okay? Elijah. Elijah multiplied bread, but not fish. So I'm not saying people added the fish into the Bible, although many people do say that. I'm not trying to take away from the Bible, but there is an argument to be made. that the fish is largely symbolic and the bread is always there.

We know that bread is Jesus's preferred food. We asked about Passover earlier. Jesus replaced the Passover lamb with the bread. He replaced the blood and the lamb with wine and bread. So, and again, as a vegetarian, would I rather, I think it really all comes down to this. would I rather my friends eat steak or fish? If they have to eat some flesh as a vegetarian, I'm going to choose fish.

Why? You know, well, there is, you know, many vegetarians shy away from this conversation, but there is a hierarchy to life or the souls of animals. And I'm not a shame to say that, you know, for example, all of you guys would proudly say, I'll save my dog's life, but I'll kill any other animal if I need to for food, right? But your dog is like, man, I've got more consideration for my dog, right? So you guys would agree there's this, how close an animal is to us, we may feel more consideration, right? We all have that bubble of morality or care, who we care for.

your self is in there or your immediate family is at the center of that bubble and maybe your closer friends or outside or get at the end of the bubble or your neighbors you know more at the outer regions of that bubble you know who you're more likely to die for protect or really you know put something down on the line for and the farther you get away from yourself and in humanity you know, people drop off that compassion. I don't think Jesus had that. I think Jesus had maxed out compassion for every living thing. But, you know, personally, of course, we place the highest value on human life.

Then perhaps we place the highest value on animal life as it relates to humans, what they can do for humans, how much we mean to them, how much they mean to us. So things like dogs and horses, right? Someone's eating a horse, throw them in jail. That's illegal in Florida. Someone's eating a dog, throw them in jail, right? Maybe not every country in the world, but there is that consideration, right? They do so much for us, we at least can protect them and not eat them, right? So pushing that kind of sphere of consideration outward, we get to domesticated.

animals. You know, the cow can do a lot for us, too. Can pull our farming equipment. The chickens can pick up the insects off the ground to, you know, remove ticks, all that stuff, fertilize the ground, rabbits, skinny pigs, you name it. They all have a role in our lives. Now, those ones we still eat, but we have a lot of care and consideration for them. You know, we'll spend hundreds, thousands of dollars caring for them and stuff. How much can you say that for fish, you know? You know, fish is very, very far outside of that sphere of consideration. And, you know, I believe in being nice to fish and caring for fish, but I don't think humans should ever feel ashamed for choosing the life of a fish over their dog or, you know, a cow or something that feels more human, feels more alive. And, you know, vegetarians like to say, oh, well, vegans or vegetarians say, oh, I respect all life the same. You know, fuck that.

you know, stomp on a cockroach if you need to. Stomp on a spider if it's posing a threat to the home. But, you know, there is a hierarchy. I agree. And so, you know, were there fish in the Garden of Eden that we were there, you know, padding or he's talking to? In the Garden of Eden, I imagine Adam talking to the other animals, you know, being able to communicate, having this pure experience, this pure hardness. And by the way, when Noah gets off the ark and sacrifices the first animal,

God punishes him. And God says, now all the animals in the world are going to be terrified of you, of humanity. I made you their best friend. And what do you do? You sacrificed one without me telling you. Now I'm going to demand more sacrifices because you don't know what you got yourself into. That explains why all the animals. can hang out in the boat together.

Oh. Exactly. That's a famous joke. That's a famous rogan joke. Yep. You know? Bingo. So listen, I don't want to keep you much longer.

You have a conspiracy about fast food. Can we hear that real quick or did you already get into it? No, I feel like you haven't talked. Yeah. Well, that's kind of the Knights of the Golden Circle and the fast food thing are like almost the same story. So during the civil. war, there was a secret society. They were, they were pretty much the Freemasons of the South, of the Confederacy.

So in the years leading up to the Civil War, you know, starting in the 30s, 40s, 50s, 1830s, 1840s, 1850s, they started this society called the Order of the Lone Star, the Lone Star, the Lone Star. That's like the lone star Texas. Well, that actually comes from Florida. So Texas got that lone star flag because a bunch of Floridians responded to a call for help, went over there with guns and rescued a bunch of Texans. And they brought a lone star flag with them. Do you know what the name of that lone star flag was?

What? The Bonnie Blue. That's so crazy. Bonnie Blue. Okay. Now, I don't know if that has anything to do with her. but man, what a name to choose. But Bonnie Blue, the name of that flag, Floridians, you rescued these Texans, they left this legacy of this lone star flag.

Now, the lone star, believe it or not, is actually Lucifer. This does kind of get into some Albert Pike stuff, you know, Civil War, the South, Freemasonry. The lone star is Lucifer And Well, all right So basically The order of the lone star They were a group of slave owners

Freemasons, spies Who had this vision for the South Over time they rebranded as the Knights of the Golden Circle Eventually They had become the KKK but we'll get to that. The Knights of the Golden Circle, right up before the Civil War,

there was tons and tons of Freemasons in America. When the Civil War was breaking out, the Freemasons had to choose between the South or the North, kind of, right? And all the Freemasons in the South had, they were going to split off as a new group because they couldn't be on the same side, you know, North, first, South, they have to split.

But the Freemasons in the South, for the most part, re-branded themselves as the Knights of the Golden Circle. So first they were the Order of the Lone Star, you know, as a very small group. Then when all the Freemasons switch, they're the Knights of the Golden Circle. That's the KGC. They were like the Knights Templar of the Confederacy. They were like the Secret Service and the Secret Police and the... MI5, MI6, CIA of the Confederacy. And many great decisions and military plans were made in KGC lodges,

Knights of the Golden Circle meeting places. They call them castles, knights of the golden circle, castles, not lodges. The Alamo was right across the street from a Knights of the Golden Circle outpost. Um, the Knights of the Golden Circle, their plan was, um, they were like the secret leadership of, of the Confederacy. And their plan was, instead of fighting the north, let's just make peace with the north and go south, take over Mexico, take over Cuba, take over everything we can in the Caribbean, Masso America, South America, and make a slave empire there. So that is the goal of the Knights of the Golden Circle. When the Civil War breaks out, they have to kind of put a pause on those plans and they have to go fight the North, which they didn't want to do. But then the North wins, South loses, you guys know the story, then what happens to the KGC? The KGC, in case you didn't know, they were dressed like knights.

They'd wear like armor sometimes. They'd wear helmets with a pointy tip. So the helmets had a, had almost like those old German helmets that had like the tip at the top. They almost look like narwhal tusks. They had metal helmets with this big tip on them. They love hats. Now, have you guys ever seen the movie,

Birth of a Nation or ever heard about it? Yes. The KKK movie. Yeah. Yeah, it's like over 100 years old. It's one of the first full-length movies, like ever made. Like grand production, you know, movies. And it was pro KKK.

Well, that movie shows, and they played it at the White House, too, believe it or not. That movie shows how the KKK emerged out of the KGC. they don't teach us in school about that. What does KKK mean? Do any of you know? Johnny. Well, it's Klux of Klan, right? Koo Kluks' K.

I don't know what K Klux. Right. But what does Ku Klux Klan mean? And why is Klan spelled with a K? So Ku Klux means circle. They split it up into three words because they want that nice K, K, K, K is the 11th, of the alphabet. So 11, 11, 11, that's 33.

Yep, 3Ks, 311s. Ku Klux is Greek for circle or cycle, right? You see those, the C's and cycle if you turn them into K and then you turn the Y to U. that's what happens when you go from Greek and English. Y's become U's and C's become K's. Ku Klux means circle. The KKK, you guys can look at, you guys can, this up. It means knights of the circle clan. Knights of the Golden Circle.

Knights of the Circle clan. We've all heard, we've all heard about the KKK. No one ever talks about the Knights of the Golden Circle. The Knights of the Golden Circle, who are fighting to keep their slaves, and people argue,

oh, it wasn't actually about slavery. Well, the Knights of the Golden Circle, they They did care a lot about slavery. That was a big thing for that. So they wanted to have infinite slavery forever in Mexico and South America. To this day, did you guys know, there are tens of thousands of descendants of Confederate soldiers from the KGC who did end up doing this, at least on their own? There's tens of thousands of Confederate descendants who live in Mexico. Mexico and Brazil to this day.

They have festivals. They have, you know, like they walk downtown, like a parade and all their Confederate gear and flags and stuff. Seriously, look it up. I think Vice or somebody went down there and met with them. It's the weirdest thing to see them flying that flag

and the Confederate battle flag mostly in Brazil. So bizarre. Yeah, that's because of the KGC. that's what turned their sights down south. Well, and you hear it before it was clear that the generals at the highest levels were going to be given clemency after the war. It was in all of their diaries, everybody, they were like, we got to get the fucking Mexico, like, stat. It was clear that they had planned to get a lot of them. We're all just heading.

It was a stream of Confederates heading south. Totally. To try to find out. Now, also, all of the conspirators. who were involved in the Lincoln assassination. So John Wilkes Booth. All of his conspirators, they were all confirmed members of the Knights of the Golden Circle. Whoa.

Confirmed. The Knights of the Golden Circle tried multiple assassination attempts. They did Jesse James. You guys know Jesse James? Like the bank robber, train. He came out of the Knights of the Golden Circle, too. the entire presidential cabinet before Lincoln

what was his name I forget his name president who is that Buchanan so with the exception of Buchanan all of Buchanan's advisors were members of the Knights of the Golden Circle it's it's crazy

there was so many governors and leadership in the Confederacy who were members of this, and they, after the war, they became the KKK. They had to go even more underground. Now, why does the KKK have pointy white hats? Because when they rebranded, they kept those Knights of the Golden Circle helmets,

and all they did was they put white sheets over them. So the pointy white hat is because they have a Knights of the Golden Circle helmet underneath. Oh, my goodness. That's why they stay up so well. Like, why is that thing sagging? Going back to Birth of a Nation, that movie. Birth of a Nation not only glorified the KKK,

it also used, it also birthed the fried chicken stereotype. Okay. Now, guys, this is going to get into some ridiculous territory. These are some good old conspiracy theories, right? Just like schizoing out. We're all about skisowing out. Love it.

Skitsowing out at the menu of a fast food restaurant. Basically, most of the fast food in America was created or is an homage to the Knights of the Golden Circle. Because of that KKK movie where they birthed the fried chicken stereotype, have you ever heard, it's going to get dark? This is the ultimate fast food conspiracy. see. You've heard about Colonel Sanders being a

Freemason. He was a Shriner, a Freemason. You know, Colonel Sanders when he was alive, you know he was one of the top three most famous people who have ever lived?

Really? Yeah. Did you know if you flip his birthday upside down? It's 666. He was born like nine. That's crazy, bro. He's born 990, something like that. You flip it up, say that on 666. KFC or KGC,

did you know when Kentucky fried chicken makes grilled chicken, they print KGC on their packaging? What? When KFC goes to the Olympics, they don't want to be fried chicken. They're grilled chicken. It's healthier. They put KGC.

You guys can look this up. KFC prints KGC on their package. The KGC, going back to the birth of a nation where it shows the KGC becoming the KKK has the scene where all the black people are eating fried chicken acting like idiots. Damn. What are you going to do if you're a rich, malevolent slave owner, you can't have slaves. slaves, it's no longer an option. You can't really farm, because that's how you farmed. Would it make sense that you might get into the food supply in another way, or you might get into another part of this?

Now, fast food chains. That brings slavery to mine, too, doesn't? Chains, okay. Fast food, FF. 66, whatever, not much, nothing there, really. but if you go through all the fast food chains they all have some dark insidious origin that points back to the KGC so

what's his name Colonel Sanders did you guys know that Colonel Sanders actually catered the Manhattan Project Oh my really? That's amazing I swear to God I think that was before KFC was the thing he catered the building of the

atomic bomb there's some good ingredients in there right that's some good uh some good energy going on wow uh what after what after that you know that he was involved in a shooting with standard oil executives that left one man dead in front of a gas station uh what's his name colonel sanders you remember when on the last episode we talked about the movie about milania trying to make her look like a good person and then you got like uh now you got this kind of really rebranding of Colonel Sanders as a jolly old man, and he's really a gunslinging fucking clans member.

Well, there's all these theories. I didn't come up with this. Go search Colonel Sanders, KKK. And there's literally dozens of rumors, folklore allegations that he donated to the KKK after he died, all these links between. Now, I'm not trying to get sued here. KFC and the KKK, people can look it up for themselves. I didn't come up with any of that.

How many herbs and spices do they use? 33. 11. 11. K, K, K, K, the 11th letter. Okay. Now, it's all the fast food, too, by the way. And also, you know, John Wayne Gasey?

Yeah. Yeah. Mass murderer. Did you know that he was the manager of three KFCs? Oh my God. Wow. Did you know that he would feed KFC to his victims? Oh, God.

I swear to God. Did you know that he'd dress up as a clown to terrorize his victims? Yeah. Okay. How many fast food restaurants have clowns as their mascots? A lot of them. It's not just McDonald's. Check the box.

You know, McDonald's is the Golden 33. Hardees or Hard Ars. That's what I like to say. Hardees. You got the EEE there. It's like a 33. Now, Hardee's, it's the star.

It's the lone star, right? So you'll see all these fast food places, either have a golden circle or a lone star. Go check for yourself. Popeyes, lone star. Hardies, Charles Jr., that's a star. Golden Corral,

golden circle, okay? Pretty dang close. You know, what are some other ones? Crystals. Did you know Crystals was named because the wife of the owner had an epiphany while staring into a crystal ball? That's crystals for you.

Wow. Yeah, that's crystals. Now, White Castle is a direct reference to the castles of the Knights of the Golden Circle. White. You know, they wanted a white America, a white castle.

It's like the white robes, you know. Damn, dude. No, I have a whole video on this, the Knights of the Golden Circle and the fast food conspiracy, but it's literally all of them. Like, for example, either Hardys or Carl's Jr.,

they were started in their Wikipedia. You can go, look, $311 was the starting investment. for Hardee's or Carl's Jr. $311.3.3 times 11s, 33. That's 311s. It's KKK. It's like the first Macintosh was $666.

Oh, I didn't know that. That's fine. Yeah. Damn, dude. That's crazy. Damn, dude. Yeah, man. And, you know, it's like, here, I got a list here. why is everything spelled with a K? Crystles,

crispy cream, Kmart. I'm like, dude, everything is spelled with a fucking K. That's because of the Knights of the Golden Circle. KGC,

if you Germanize it, which is what they kind of did, it all turns to K. So a K in German and it's a K. A G in German can be a K. And a C in German can be a K. Now they smell America with a K.

Yep. Okay, have you ever seen the movie They Cloned Tyrone? No. No, it sounds fantastic. Is that Jamie Foxes movie? They Cloned Tyrone is about a town where an evil group of white people

are grounding up humans and feeding them to black people in the, like, shitty little fast food joints. There's another movie called, have you ever seen The Kingsman? Yes. Like the spy movie? Yeah. Okay, the second one is,

called what the secret service oh no that's that's that's the that's the first one yeah oh what the golden circle the golden circle and where do they go in that one they go to kentucky which is where the knights of the golden circle were founded which is where um i believe the kKK and knights of the golden circle were both founded in kentucky i could be wrong but kentucky fried chicken the kgc was founded in kentucky um they go In that movie, the Golden Circle, they're infiltrating a drug trafficking network who's responsible for what? It's a woman who looks like Wendy with red hair, and she runs a fast food chain. She owns a donut shop, ice cream shop, and a diner.

In the diner, she grinds up human meat, puts it into the food, and feeds it to people in secret. She puts drugs and nanotechnology into the food and feeds it to the world. why did they call that movie? Kingsman, the Golden Circle, K, G, C. Is that some breadcrumbs? Is that some in your face, you know,

predictive programming? You just, you just blew my mind. What's Wendy? Wendy means white. Gwendolyn, Wendy, way back, the original word means white. Okay, so there's another, you know, this whole white side of this.

Wendy, if we want to stretch this a little more, do you guys know what the Native Americans call the cannibal spirit? What? Wendy go. Wendy go. That's the Native Americans say if you eat human flesh, you become a Wendygo or you suffer from this Wendygo demon. It's like cuckoo.

It's like adrenachrome craziness, you know. Wendy go. So when you go, Wendy's to go, Wendy go, right? It's like the drive-thru at Wendy's with the red hair. You know, cannibalism is often associated with red hair to for some reason, like the lovelocked giant. That's crazy, dude. So she's pale with red hair. She's a cannibal. She's white. Also, I don't think, I forget if her name's not Wendy, but she might not be red-haired either, like the real Wendy. But yeah, it's every single fast food place has, you know, crystals with a K. Bojangles. Did you know that Bojangles was literally like a black?

He was like the Uncle Tom, like foolish black guy that they'd have make a fool of himself in every movie. It's the Bojangles. Yeah, he's like this. Do you got one? Is there anything for In-N-Out? Because we love in North California. I don't think you. There's a Bible verse at the bottom on the.

the cop, like, careful. Yeah. I can't. That's good shit. Yeah, I think in and out safe. Yeah. Yay. End on a good note, dude.

Love it. I don't know. Great show, bro. Great show, dude. Golden arches aren't far from. Also, checkers and rallies. Checkers and rallies. Checkers and rallies.

Masonic checkers and Klan rallies. People say, oh, no, it's a race theme. It's a racing theme. race or skin color race racing theme the black and the white checkers sorry why did they so the end game is what with that like why is why is this oh goyslop i mean why are they feeding people you know i love that goyslop no is it out i'm gonna name a restaurant that you know we've

heard oh here's another one 711 remember i told you oh seven 11 seven seven is when the Muslims invaded Europe. Now we have the 7-Eleven food chain. Do you guys know what the 7-Eleven brand of foods and desserts is called? What? No one's ever broke this on the internet. Okay, I didn't put it in my video. You guys can break it for the first time.

Go Yum Foods. Oh, wow. Go-y-y-y-m... That's so funny. literally goyum foods if you go get ice cream at 7-11 it's goyum brand here you I'm not even kidding yeah it's like okay just goy um so oh yo fuck that's fucked up that's fucking crazy so yeah that's what you get for eating food at 7-11 oh it's a dark day isn't it's a dark day when you have to eat 7-11 I mean it's just you know I get there and people ordering

They're doing, like, grocery shopping there. I'm like, what are you doing at 7-Eleven? They got tacos, no. Why would you as a Mexican-ia-tacos at 7-11? Hey, man, you want some spaghetti Italian guy at 7-Eleven? No, go fuck yourself. Like, people get sushi there. I'm like, you just hate yourself.

Who's eating that? You get behind those people? You just want to do an intervention? Pizza, dude? They're pizza. I've had it once. It's not that bad. Well, I mean, at a certain point, like pizza is never bad, like bad.

You know what I mean? Like, even shit you made in the microwave. It's like even the bad sex still. Ask the guy how long that's been there. Usually they're pretty nice and be like, I wouldn't eat it. It usually would be like, yeah, I just put it in there. You should grab it now before it gets too old. They're pretty nice about it.

The only thing I will make an apology for is a hot dog. Like, you can't fuck up a hot dog. Yeah, because it's already fucked up with everything in it? It's just garbage. I mean, it's just, how are you going to make dog shit more dog shit? shit in a tube. They can't. Like, there's no good.

Is this hot dog good? I mean, it's dog shit. So yeah, it's great. It's literally the shit we scraped off the floor at the butcher shop. Dr. Narco Longo. Great show, dude. Thank you so much. One more time.

Can you tell them where they can find you? Well, thanks for having me, guys. And congrats on 1,000. Thank you, buddy. Thank you. But Old World Florida on YouTube, Old World Florida, pretty much everywhere else. and yeah, that's it.

All right, guys, great episode. Let's break down. Don't forget, go and vote now for who is going to be on the new Mount Crushmore. Go to Sam Tripoli's Twitter. Find it, Sam Tripoli, not the other ones. Find it. It's right there. It's pinned.

You can vote now. We'll talk to you soon. Enjoy it. And let's break down the episode. All right, what did you guys think? Dr. Narco Longo. Probably shouldn't open up asking that question. Yeah, that was awkward.

Yeah, that was awkward. Probably one of my lowest moments. But you thought it was fixed. No, it wasn't that bad. You thought it was fixed. That's the thing you kind of were trying to like, you weren't trying to like raise me. Well, I just like both of them. I'm like, why are you guys fighting?

I thought it was an interesting episode. He's one of my favorites. He might make a late push for Crushmore. Whoa. Johnny's starting to rig it. What do you got money on Kelsey? Yeah, we should do. We should try to do that.

I'm with Johnny. If you're coming at the end, if you're like, episode 900. If you're episode 550, you could be like so you gotta go down the rabbit hole and figure out who you really like, but I think he might have a case with this. This is good. Yeah, dude.

And he did a great job this time because there weren't people like trying to buy books during the remember the last time we had a month and people kept coming in. He's like, we're closed. It was the best. Yeah, and that makes it, because we had a late start for a bunch of reasons, but you know, and we're very happy. I mean, that shit at the, I hope you guys

if you're listening right now, you stay to the end, that ending part was insane. Yeah. KFC and the KKK and fast food. Would never. Never expect that. And me and John, I had a good one.

We were trying to tell him how, in the Bible, you could eat meat. And he kept throwing back one and one. And I was like, yo. Any part of you thinking about becoming a vegetarian? It sucks because technically you should. Technically, I mean, he had some points. It's good food.

It's good food. I like. You found some good vegetables. I would like to, I would love to be vegetarian, but I just, where am I getting my protein from? No, it's hard, isn't it? Do you, do you guys eat fast food? Put that on the list of things I want to quit. Do you guys eat fast food?

Porn and meat. Do you eat fast food? And no. I like here. Like how often? My daughter's eat at all time. Really? Yeah, you try to get them to eat anything else.

They won't. You talk to any parent. They just, that's just how it is, dude. I mean, I might eat it like once every two months. I don't really like it. I'm not, I mean, like, what do you consider fast food? A taco place? If it's Taco Bell, it's fast food, yeah.

No, not Taco. No, but I go to like these authentic Mexican. No, that's not fast food. You mean the ones on the side of the street? No, dude, I go brick and mortar, bitch. Those are the good ones. No, I'm not allowed. You should try the one on the streets.

I know they're sketchy. Yeah, you're just like, mocking me now. You're like, but you should do it. You should eat this rat meat taco on the side of the street. They are good, the ones on the side of the street. Yeah, I'm sure they're getting totally within the expiration day. to do any, making sure the food is good. Like, that's a big problem I have, like, with all of these taco trucks or any food

trucks is they should be nowhere near a brick and mortar. They should not be allowed within 50, 500 yards of a brick and mortar. Yeah, they should be like pedophiles around schools. They should just not. Well, because, like, you're camping out in front of a brick and mortar has to do all these regulations. No, I do agree with that. That is fucked up. I totally agree.

But it is way better to be able to stop by a food stand that's on the side of the corner or some food truck instead of going to Jack in the Box or McDonald's where your options at 11 or 12 o'clock is still going to stop. I'm more about like all these wonderful restaurants we had forever out here are clothes and just taco trucks are everywhere. And it's like I like taco trucks. But that's really that's unfair to the people who have to have the city come in. I'm torn on that because a lot of the restaurants have gone in the trucks because they can't afford to pay breaking order. Do you think there should be a tax on having a food truck? Yeah.

They're like, we're not going to even deal. We're not going to worry about that. Like, it's total bullshit, dude. Anyways, if you go to samptribly.com, my dates are all there. Albuquerque. Can't wait. Thousand episode. Remember the vote, guys.

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Go down. Hard is working, man, and fucking L.A. I'm trying, dude. I love doing content. Just sometimes I'm over talking. Is that shit you were telling me and Nitty about the Nephlims? Is that on your premium? You were telling everybody about the neflums being fucking a little bit of Hollywood.

I don't want to, they were gay? No, we were watching it on Doom scrolling. Okay. Well, yeah, so go tell them. because I was literally, I was like, where'd you get this shit from? You were talking everybody at the fucking comments. Well, basically, St. Nick is a fucking Nephlem. Santa Claus.

Who's gay? Yeah, he's gay, too, John. Is it gay Nephilim? And all these Nephilim, once they saw, like, the star that meant Jesus is here, they basically, like off themselves, except for this one. It's like, I'm not going to do it. He went and hid. And then he came out.

He's like, hey, I know I was doing a lot of weird gay shit. I'm a different guy now. So here's some gifts. They're like, okay, you've got gifts, dude. We'll be cool with none of that BFing stuff anymore. Okay? BFing. Dude, the guy, the keyboardist at the Comedy Store in La Jolla's, he's got that.

Johnny, you remember we talking about that big dick disease? Yeah, megalapenus. He's got it. Really? His dick is so big, he took blood and he had a stroke. It took blood? Yeah, well, I mean, you can eat blood for your manhood. Oh, oh, it wasn't.

The circulation was, like, so pitiful. Dros from out, like, he got a plot. I go, what, I asked his wife, Vicky Barberlack, course everything's got to be a joke. I'm like, how big is it? We're trying to find out here. It's big enough to give them a stroke. Damn.

That's, I don't have to ever worry about stroke. Go down, cash daddy's Johnny. Come on, Johnny. Uh, yeah. Having away from 18. How we had a big week this week. It was, uh, nothing but bangers.

Yeah, that's correct. Nothing but banners. I do. I carry this show when I'm on it. I was going to say that, actually. That was what I was going to say. Yeah. If you want to see Sam carry both two men on, two grown men on his shoulders every week, check out the Cats Daddy's podcast.

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$16? We're throwing out classics here. Dude. Local celebrities. I think I might make an entire line of clothes called local celebrities. Oh, like a brand? Yeah. I saw somebody at locals only.

I'm like, I should just make sweatsuits and say local celebrity. Change it up a little bit, but just local celebrity all the way around. Yeah. sure all right shut up johnny you piece of shit what you you project so much dude it's like you you have all shitty thoughts and negative thoughts about other people so you assume everybody else is having shitty negative thoughts about you you just said just not the case yeah sure and you're like your way when you're mocking you you completely you couldn't have missed psychic couldn't have possibly misread that i read energy john i was like yeah that's a pretty good idea actually

is what i was thinking i think i'll i owe you an apology john you do i'm not afraid to do it i did it before when you were right about the Iran Roar. I welcome. Gold and silver, we love you. Fucking Wise Wolf going silver. Go to Samtribly. Dot, awkward, hydrogen, brown guy. Dude, chemical-free body took it today.

Feeling like a million dollars. Okay, I got a call to him, James Back. Anything else? Hit that live by and go check out my podcast, XG marks the spot. Please, I did some comedy chaos, green room video vlog. John. There was some of the glasses working there. People like, is he filming?

Dude, I got brick crashes. I got the best of Brook Crider. You got a shirt and the bathroom. My glasses, dude, it was great. This guy. Nobody meant to any felonies, you piece of shit. Johnny, anything you want to bring on. Check out Broken Simulation.

It's a podcast. We could use, you know, some reviews. Give us some five-star reviews. Give us some five-star reviews. Give us some five-stars, dog. Let us bang, dude. If you go Sam-Trippli, if you go to YouTube.com slash Sam-Tripple comedy, you can see all of my crowdwork specials.

No, before I said. Jobwork is lazy and sucks. It's just free content, guys. I just shot a written joke special. Those take more time. They take more time. I'm just out here banging. And then if you go to YouTube.com

slash tinfall head official, dude, we're almost up to 60,000 subscribers. We're going. People be banging. People be banging. And then finally... That's really good. What?

That's really good. I'm surprised they let us do that, honestly. What? YouTube's gotten better. Get that many subs that fast. Yeah, you. And then, World War debate.

Get it, get it, get it, get it. Yeah, get it, get it. Get it, get it. We're a war debate, and the contender series is about to start. All right. Final thoughts, guys. Narco, big fan. Narco.

Johnny, all you racist cousins were a part of some secret society. No, not my people. I wish. I wish we were like elites. Oh, so you wouldn't have to be on the show. You could be a politician. Well, it would be nice to be like the, yeah, the landed gentry. Governor Johnny Wooder.

No, no, my people were too. Welcome's the newest Circle K. My people got fucking drafted. I forgot about Circle K. Yeah, see I did that. See, I did that. I brought that up to check. Kangaroos.

Kangaroos are so racist. Well, no, but the Kangaroo station? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, all Ks. These motherfuckers are everywhere. So are Buckees. Buckees. Buckees. KKK.

KKK. BuckeekK. Okay, there it is, it's all there. I'm in on it, guys. What a great show that was. It's great. The vegetarian stuff got Johnny upset. No, it's something I struggle with, too.

I really do. In fact, I've gotten, now I try to only eat beef, like, once a week. And then I mostly, I eat a ton of salmon, dude. He's right about that. I don't think twice about killing fish. Fish, you can tell fish, you look in their eyes, there's nothing that it's like to be a fish. You can kind of imagine what?

it might be like to be a cow like moo grass but a fish like you know what i mean there's nothing that it's like to be a fish aren't you scared of like what are those heavy metals heavy metals because you get a lot of fish i love heavy metal i love metallica i love acdc i love it dude heavy metals bear i i've even thought of doing like a day once a week where i do like just up a day yeah up a day a boy but i love a clean I've been thinking of showering my It's funny you say that Because we do still have those ones from Tushy back in the day That I never unboxed

I have a bidet won't work And they're like, oh, it's not technically our thing to fix Just fix it, bro Are you to wash my behole? Do you like a bidet? I'm never had one. I just sit there. It's like Joe Rogan's joke

It's like, how long can I sit here before this becomes weird? Do you have to dry it off after that? Yeah, I mean, no. I mean, I just take some toilet papers Just dab. Interesting. Yeah.

Funny. I got wet dog ass when I'm done. All right, guys, enjoy these highlights. Here's a clip from the latest broken sim. A large part of your population is incapable of questioning authority. You know why? Because they're just super simple, nice people. And they just, because they want screw people.

But, you know, it's crazy to me. It's like this election right now. I'm just listening to all these. Lib tarts, do mental gymnastics to, like, I think that what's happening is just normal and is totally okay. It cracks me up. Just, I had a friend of mine, you know, again, Facebook is the worst, dude. There's people who knew you back in the day that are a little too comfortable with saying nasty shit to you on the internet, right? And it, and just listening, I had this one chick who's super smart. She'd always come to comments over to book.

She's super smart. She's like, I can't stop laughing at the comments. Like these people don't know about modern election processes. I'm like a modern election processes. Dude, third world countries get their elections done two hours to five hours. Yeah. 37 days. Totally.

And what they want you to do, Johnny, is they want you to believe that the people whose whole identity is politics forgot to vote. like they got in late, their votes in late. This is all, this is their identity. Their politics, their ideology, it's their identity. It's what they live for. Yeah, it's funny because I heard them debate this on a couple of the news networks about, because Republicans really encouraged their people to vote in person, not by mail. And the Democrats were mostly encouraging their people to vote by mail.

Yes, that way they can say we're getting. all these votes. Exactly. Yeah. And so obvious. I don't know what you can do if you're on the other side when you're not in charge. There's not really much you can do. I mean, yeah, show up. But like, but listen, nobody's going to change it

because they want red state, blue state. Red state blue state. So no one comes together and gets along. Now, what everybody think is happening because of Kelchie and Polymarket is that they're trying to get Nidia ramen up into number two. That's not what they're doing.

What they really want to do is get Karen Bass over 50% so there's no runoff election. I don't think so. I don't think that's possible. I disagree with you. Well, it's because the vote that's been coming in is way, way bigger for ramen than it's not like showing a huge. I've been told it's all for all for Karen Bass.

Well, I mean, we're looking at right here. Here's a big, this is when it went from 39 to 42. And there's a huge, bass went from 117, 117 to 130,000. Raman went from 61,70,000. Johnny, this literally. Let me just say this thing. Because you're wrong. No, but I'm not talking about this, this part.

Just let me, can I just say this? Raman went, gained 10,000 votes. Bass gained about a little less than 13. Spencer Pratt gained zero votes in that drop. Yeah, exactly. Zero. even Adam Miller got votes he got like 1,200 votes Spencer Pratt got zero votes

how is that possible thousands of votes and it's just like if you don't if you don't stand on integrity and truth you're you got nothing nothing and if you're willing to completely manipulate the system so you can win you have nothing you have nothing

and I'm just going to tell you dude I mean and this is just the primary what do you think's going to happen if we get to the real thing. Forget about it. And it's just unbelievable. So everyone's like, stupid conservatives.

They got him with that, that, I'm like, bro, I did the same thing for Thomas Massey and I'm not a Thomas Massey guy. Okay? They did the exact same thing.

All the votes came in late behind a first challenger. Biden. That happened with Biden, dude. Yeah. It's just absolutely ridiculous. It's like,

and it's also to the point where it's like, this is a process of like, why are you even voting? Yeah. Yeah, which is I don't, I, I, I, I, I struggle with that, man. By the way, this is Benny Johnson and just the freeze frame looks as gay as shit. Right. I struggle with that, though, like voting.

Being gay as shit. Oh, boy. I mean, that's a whole different thing. That's a fight, Johnny. That is a fight. It's a fight to the death. It's my own personal. Johnny's fighting his homosexuality.

Yeah. This is the month. Just try for one month, Johnny. Just try to get weird for one month. At the end of the month, you decide if you still have pride. Yeah, my own personal Vietnam. Okay, so this is, yeah, as you said, Benny Johnson. Yo, what's up, guys?

We're outside of a very important place here in California. You'll see it's just home to a Port-a-John. Port-a-Ponty-Ponty-Ponty. But inside of this empty parking lot is something really important in the state of California. You can see here, we have registered voters. 26 registered voters for this exact location, 100. Sunset Avenue in Venice. 26 registered

voters. Right here. According to the registrar at the Secretary of State. 26 people registered to a cordon and an empty parking lot. Where do their ballots go exactly?

Who are they cast four? I mean, it's obvious, right? Yeah, I mean, it's obvious. You're talking about a group of people that have been accused of stealing $300 billion from California over years. You're talking about a group of people that took $100 million from fire aid victims and kept the money.

Like, do you not think they'll rip it off? Do you think they won't cheat, lie, cheat, and steal? Like, it's absolutely hilarious. And they're like, people like, voting stupid. Yeah, but this is blatant. At least try harder. I mean, we're using digital voting. I mean, unbelievable.

Yeah, and it's, I mean, Spencer Pratt has now been passed by the, by Nithia Rahman in all the trading markets, which I get what you say about like people rigging those before voting. But after people have already cast their votes, what's the incentive? But clearly somebody thinks that or maybe knows that this thing is being rigged against him because he's dropped down to. 9% now. It's also, Johnny. It also is just, again, propaganda to get you to believe it's possible. That's what this is all about.

They have to get you to believe that's possible that she could end up getting second. Like, you don't get the crying, concede and then get brought back in. Once you cry, you're out. Yeah, I totally agree. Yeah. Once you cry, you're done.

Do you want your mayor crying? That was Al Gore's mistake. You know, when he, when he was essentially giving up and then he tried to come back out. That whole thing is, again, it's the same thing the Republicans did. And that's why people like, oh, the Republicans can do it. Yeah, dude, nobody likes it when they do it either. I'm old enough to remember people losing their mind when,

when George Bush won. And because they knew 9-11 was coming. It's the same thing with George Bush. They needed George Bush in so they could get the Ukraine going. absolutely and COVID really they kick COVID off and even though Trump is a COVID president too and he's garbage you know these people just don't it's so funny they only see what pisses them all they don't they don't really see everything I say because if they agree with it it doesn't register with them it's only when they don't agree with it that they lose their freaking mind and then it

becomes a thing but I've been teeing off on on Trump I've been teeing off on on on on on on rhinos. I've been teeing off on neocons. I've been like, dude, I'm murk everybody. This notion that I'm a conservative is ridiculous. If you'd like to hear the rest of this episode, subscribe to Broken Simulation in your podcasting app or check us out at YouTube.com slash Sam Tripoli. Where? That's some inter-dimensional shit. Wake up, Aaron. This is only the beginning.

You just blew my mind. Timfoil hack.