Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - Safe Space Ep 27: I'm All Over The Place

Episode Date: December 6, 2016

This episode I discuss... 1) Chicago 2) AirBNB 3) Political Correctness 4) Tomi Lahren 5) Pizzagate please let me know if I talk to loud into mic please!

I get a feeling there's gonna be a riot. All right, it is time for another wonderful episode of Safe Space. How is everybody? Thank you for tuning in. We're very excited to be here back in the studio with my homeboy Aaron. How are you, Aaron? Good. Aaron, I know you, Aaron? Good. Aaron, I know you look forward to this every week of just hearing me scream and shout. I'm sure you're excited about it.

Big news, guys. Big news. I'm now starting a once a month podcast. I think I'm gonna call it Tin Foil Hat. And it's a conspiracy theory podcast totally dedicated to discussing conspiracy theories with friends who are into conspiracy theories. And I'm proud to announce the first episode will be next week, and my guest is no other than Eddie Bravo.

You know I'm from just athe Jiu Jitsu Superstar. The first guy to Tapa Gracie, like a grown ass man. Yeah, he's gonna be in there. We're gonna talk everything. We're gonna go deep, dog. I hope you guys tune that. I'm super excited. I have a bunch of people I want to talk to. I might start doing that in a regular too.

I ain't afraid I'll get it going I'm excited about this I love conspiracy don't even get me started on Pizza Gate we'll get into that later we're getting that later we will discuss that trust me on that truc uh what dates I got I don't got a lot of dates man I'll be honest we now that we to stop doing the naughty show I'd plan on doing that for a couple months straight next year and guess what? Since we decide not to do it anymore, Daddy's gotta fill his calendar. So that is that I am gonna start doing privates. You know, I've flown into Minnesota, I've flown into Vegas, I'll come do your party,

your roasts, your your Christmas events, your Hanukas, I'll do, what was the, what's the, what's the black Christmas? What's that that's, uh, Kwanza? I'll do all fucking Kwanza show dog. I'll show up and get my Kwanza on. I don't even know what that's about, but I'll do it. I'll wear a Dashiki. I'll get a Dishiki on with one of those weird kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind I do some weird dancing like the old black

guy from the that band that's saying Tennessee, Tennessee, you remember that band? What were they called? Something's gonna hit me up, but and then they had just paid that one guy. He just danced like he just did the weird dance. He's, oh my God, oh heed, I'll fail, could it here today the day on and on it on the day day that, that, and thee that, and th, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, that, that, th is, th is, th is, th is, th, th is, th is the, the, the, the, that's the, then, then, then, that's then, then, that's then, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's my god, oh today, oh the fell, can it here today, on it, only da da, and this is all he did, he just dance. Oh, by the way, thinking about banging out a quick Christmas album. Okay. I'm thinking about recorded a Christmas album called Tripoli Fucks Up the Classics. And I just sing all your favorite Christmas

tunes poorly for the holidays. This is Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. I just gotta find some not copyrighted stuff and bang that out home boy nobody's with me on that one I'm still trying to get that band's name oh my god a kid a home get the end of day for beautiful oh arrested development that's what should have been yes the old the old the old the old black guy that danced the old the old the old black guy that danced just he go oh i go to hear the hill and he just danced and you know that band that was that was that was that that was that that that that was that that that that was that band that band that band th th th th that band th th th that band th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. I th the the the the the th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the th th the th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the on stage got paid bucks just to go, Oh, I go to here the hill, and he just danced. And you know that band was gonna make it, because there was like literally 30 people on the stage.

There's no way you're making that much money. The lead singer got the paycheck, I've been like, God damn! We just, we did a whole show for a ham sandwich. That's what it is. So that's where we're at. Super excited. Back in LA, it was in Chicago.

Shout out Chitown. Shout out to everybody at the comedy bar. Manny and the whole group. Wonderful staff, wonderful club. This is a gorgeous club, man. The comedy bar is a gorgeous club. It was a lot of fun. We had packed shows three out of the four nights. Excuse me, three of the four shows were packed.

And it was great. I had a great time. So basically I want to tell you my story of getting to Chicago. I fly into Chicago. Now, Dana books all my flights. She's very nice. She's kind enough to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do I I I I I I I I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm to Chicago. I fly into Chicago. Now Dana books all my flights. She's very nice. She's kind enough to do that for me because she knows I'm a little slow and I book it bad. So she books for me, but she always gets me on the earliest flight in and the earliest flight out. I have a friend of mine who is a stand-up comic out there who told me I could crash at his place why they're doing, uh, why I'm out there. Just let me crash.

You know, usually when you do the road, you get a room with your gig. This one doesn't come with that. Whatever. Fine. I wanted to play Chicago. I'm cool that I'll, I'll just find some way to crash. So I talked to my friend. he to crash. So I talked to my friend and he's like, yeah, man, you could crash in my place, no problem. And I felt like I was intruding, but I kept

asking him as it got closer if it was okay and they were like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like, okay, that's cool. I've asked you five, ten times. You say I can. I should be able to crash your place, right. I, I, I, I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, th. th. th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'll, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm, I th. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll just just just just just just just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll, t try, try, try, try, tell, tell, tell, try, try, try, try. I'm th. be able to crash your place, right? I mean, Aaron, if you're like, hey Aaron, I'm coming in LA, hey man, can I crash your place? First time you say, yeah. Yeah. Okay. And then I'm like, are you sure you really want me to, if not, let me know, what do you say right there? I don't know.

Okay. Okay? Okay. Okay. Right. Totally. Didn't do that at all. I would totally be cool if they said not to. Be like dude. And she goes, well, I got this place.

He goes, well, I got this place. And there's no furniture. I go, okay, that's fine. If you don't want in to Chicago I fly into O'Hare and I don't know if you guys know us but I have a one-year-old phone that functions like it's from the 1800s. It's brand new old. You ever get the brand new old phone? We're like as soon you get the phone the new phone, the new phone, the tho'er's thrown. the tho's tho's tho's thiiiiiololololioliololiolololololololololololololololololo's tho's tho's tho's tho's tho-a's tho-sov'er, tho-a'er, tho-a'er, I'm tho-s, tho-s, I'm tho-s, I've th, I've th, I've th, I's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too-s, too-s, too-s, tho-s toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-s tho-s tho-s tho-s tho-s tho-s tho-s'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n't toee toe the asshole of Verizon Wireless didn't tell you the new ones coming out tomorrow Because they need to make sales so they wanted you to buy the old one

Instead saying hey, do you come back tomorrow. I'm still here by the phone. It's the ever had that? No, that's why I don't go to Verizon Where do you go? AT&T? Oh, that's, oh, oh, that's, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, they. th, th, they. th, their th, their their, their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their th. th. So, th. thr-I. that, that, that, that, thooooo. thease thoooo. the. their their their not bad. I'm thinking about getting off the iPhone. I'll tell you why. Because I think they're sinister. I think, I go back to the tinfoil hat. I think that, you ever know when a new phone comes out, they send you another operating system. They're like, new operating system, download now. That system is Yaku. I mean, excuse me, Sepaku. It is your phone, it's a program to tell your phone to commit honorable suicide. It's like start breaking down now. And then you know, nothing works right?

You can't, you know, your battery just goes to shit. Your battery just goes to shit. I cannot, I cannot, what is going on here? You can always not download an update. Yeah, but then you're like, I'm missing out on the good shit. Are you? And by the way, can we talk about the fact that the iPhone's new Gmail is horrible?

Like you don't know, it's like, it's literally like, it's like an Esher film, Esher painting. You don't know where you're going with it. You're like, okay, here's this email, this is yesterday's, and here's a email that's going to come tomorrow, and you don't know which one's the last one. It's a little, yeah, it's a little won't. It's confused. We don't need that. Okay, you don't need to update that. How about give me a fucking battery that doesn't die? How about that one? You know, stop reinventing the wheel. How about, how about just give me me a video that runs Properly anyways. So I get as soon as I land even like this battery this battery

It used me if you turn your phone off you could save your battery. Yeah. Now it's still draining. Even airplane mode should save your battery. Yeah, nope. Wow. This thing got the mission and it wants to go, it wants to go Kamikaze and call it a day in the name of its people. It's ridiculous. So the phone, so here I am. My phone's dying. I got to charge it. Chicago O'Hare airport. the airport. the airport. the airport. to the airport. Air airport. to to to the airport. Air airport. to the airport. Air airport. to to the airport. the airport. the airport. the airport. to the air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air the air the the the air. It's the air. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. Even. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their plane. their plane. their plane. their plane. their their their their their their their their plane. Even. their their their their their. So the phone, so here I am, my phone's dying, I gotta charge it, Chicago O'Hare Airport has no plugs to charge. They just know what- They haven't gotten the iPhone in Chicago yet. Yeah, I may be. So anyways, so my phone's dying, I tell my friend, hey, I just landed, because they go, I'll pick you up at the airport. I just landed. I get any, I get a text of them, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, I, I the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their, I to charge, I' to charge, I' to charge, I' to charge, I' to charge, I just landed, because they go, I'll pick you up at the airport. I just landed. I get a text from them, cool.

I'm like, what? Cool? Yeah, cool. Yeah, not cool. theycoo. Yeah, cool, meaning, are you coming? Hello? Are you coming?

Are you there? Is everything okay? And I have the series of text, to to to to to to to, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, th, tha, tha, tha, th, th, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, that, that, tha, tha, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, tha, tha, tha, their, their, tha, tha, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, that, that, their, text to this person that they don't... and then all of a sudden I get a blip with with their address. So I'm like, oh, so now you're not coming. Yeah. So I don't like this address, what does this mean? Because Chicago is like huge. Yeah. And there's all these different kind of places, like little area. You don't know where you are in that's the... Okay, I'll get into the the the the the the the the they. I they. I they. I they. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I get. I'll th. I'll th. I get. I get th. I get th. I get th. I get the th. I get. I get. I get. I get th. I get the the the the the the the their. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I their. I their. I I I their. I I I I I I I I I I I I their. I I I I. I. I. I. I the. I. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I th. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get to. I get to. I get to. I get to. I get to. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I th. I th. I of places, like little area. You don't know where you are. That's the, okay, I'll get into it, but nobody, I didn't know where I was going. So I gotta go, I gotta get out of this airport somehow.

So I'm like, I'm just, I don't have a place to say, I'm gonna Airbnb it, you ever Airbnb it? I haven't yet now. Okay, Airbnb for you don't know what it is and that's probably not a lot a lot of you. It's basically what they call it the Uber of hotels. Basically you crash at someone's house and for a night and they give you like it's cheap. It's really like for 50 bucks you can chill at somebody's house with their like grandma stroking out in the corner. It can be cheap. It can be cheap. It's not always cheap. Well a lot, I mean like I found places on there, $200 for an entire house for the night. I suppose that is cheap. Yeah. That's kind of cheap. Yeah. But then there were some $10.00 ones. Oh, I'm like. Why is their homelessness when there's $10 Airbnb? That's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's that's that's like. that's like. that's like. that's like. thatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheat. that's that's that's that's that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the toe thee theeeeeeeeateate. the. the.'m like, why is there homelessness when there's $10 Airbnb? That's like one crack-head blowjob. Ten dollars? Yeah. It's not that much. No, no, certainly not.

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Like, if you guys don't know what Chirac is, that's based on the Spike Lee movie about how there's this area of Chicago where everybody's shooting each other. And that's the... And that's where you're crying. You can say there for $10 in Chirac. Like, that's crazy. It's like cheap, affordable. And you look at people like, I had a great time

crashing it. You're crazy, dude. That's probably, they just wrote it. Yeah, they totally did. They made up a fake fucking account. And they just like really enjoy. Dude, that's like, if that ain't in a place it's going to get shut up, it's a crack house or you're staying at some serial killers dungeon. Yeah. That's a $10 serial killer discount. He's going to turn you into a walrus. It's like 10 bucks. Yeah. Do you want that for the... It's like when you see like fast food gets so cheap,

like dollar, Big Mac, it's like, do you really want your food to be a dollar? Sometimes? Really? You want a dollar hamburger? If that's all you got. That's, well, yeah, you got $10, you got crashed somewhere, and the only place you let you crash is Chiraq, you're gonna stay there. But we're assuming we're normal human beings with a little scratch in our pocket. You have, are you gonna-

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Like ten dollars! That's crazy! Yeah, there's something, that's something wrong with that. Um, I would not go for it. Yeah. So nobody came and picked me up, nobody was answering. Tibo just wouldn't answer my phone. Ooh. Yeah, if you're ever down now,

just no Tibo won't answer his phone. Oof. It's fucking retarded. He wasn't at Red Zone then. He wasn't at the Red Zone, and I'm just like what the fuck man my phone just can't stay charged it's ridiculous anyways so I go to this I just take the I just I go I go dude we got a man up right here we got to figure this shit out you don't want to live you don't want to be Tom Hanks living in a

fucking airport in fucking Chicago for the rest of your life. So it's like I had to charge my phone and I had to, I couldn't get anyone to tell me what fucking train to take into Chicago. Blue Line, found out Blue Line, this guy told me, kept telling me where to get off, I couldn't remember because I did drugs for a while, and my memory is shot. But he told me get off on something in Lane and I just remember that and I took in.

And it was kind of cool because when I fly into places as I headlight in comic, I usually get picked up the airport, taking right to my hotel, I perform and I get back out and I never get to see the city. So this was kind of cool to take it in and then walk around and take in Chicago. Chicago's a real-ass city. It's a real, it's a gorgeous city. And this club is gorgeous. Like the comedy bar is owned by Sahara and a couple of owners I didn't mean. Staff was great. Gorgeous club. Nice. Yeah and it's fun. And it's fun. the part of town is it in. Downtown. Downtown. th. th. th. the th, nice. th, nice. th, nice. th, nice. th, nice. th, nice. th, nice. th, nice. th, nice. th, nice. th, nice. th, th, th, th, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th. th. th. th. Chicago is th. th. th. th. th. th. Chicago is th. th. th. Chicago. th. th. Chicago. th. th. Chicago. th. Chicago. th. th. Chicago. thi. C. Chicago. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. Ctown is it in? Downtown. Downtown, nice. Yeah. I paid for an Airbnb in the South Side, which is Chiraq. Yeah. I know I'm from the North side. From Chicago? Yeah. So Southside's the bad side, right? Hell yeah. That's where all

the shit goes down. Yeah. Now I was talking people there and they agreed with me, but do you they just pulled a fucking, what was it a the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that. that. that. I. that. that. that. that. that. that. I. that. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. I. I. th. I. th. I. I. I. I. I. I. It. It's. I. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was t. I was talking people there and they agreed with me, but do you think they just pulled a fucking, what was it, corner? What was it called? No, what was that TV show? The wire? The wire? Where they just pushed all the fucking crazy people in the one little area and said, have fun, we're not going to fuck with you? Probably. And that's why all the shootings have happened? It's crazy. So I do these shows this weekend. The clubs are great. And it's a new club, so you always want to kind of be like gotta keep it chill, gotta make a good first impression so they bring it back. And 99% of the time they bring me back. Every show I did, there was a white chick complaining to somebody about my act. Crying about my act because they want political correctness and I refuse to do that.

And it's just ridiculous. Every show, it's like, you know, there is no more symbolic thing of white privilege than political correctness. Just think about it. White women, in particular, it's white women and beta males, guys who watch too much romantic comedy shit, that go to comedy clubs thinking that their view of the world is how everybody else should act quarterly.

What's more white privilege than that? They've thought that we have to play by your rules and what you think. And I talked to, first it was an open mic or chick who I talked to before the show, very cordial, I did my act. I got off stage, they started the open mic after, and this chick chick just without saying it laid into me. She goes, I went through the same thing you guys went through. I get it, you're a little weirded out right now, because I went through it too. And I'm like, is this bitch talking shit about me? And she totally was, the staff was like, oh, we're sorry. So there's an open mic after the show. Yes. the open mic thi the th. th. the th. the the the th. th. the thi. the the thi. thi. the the thi. thi. the thi. thi. thi. the thi. th. th. the th. the th. th. thin, thin. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I' th. I' th. th. th. th. th. thr. thate. th. th. th. th. that th. thr. thate. I'm th. I th. I th.'s traumatic enough. Well, I mean if you flip the other way

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Yeah, well, because, why privilege? of her views in the world. So the second night, there's this guy, he looks like he conducts a symphony and he's with this girl and they're sipping wine and they look like, when you think of Hoyty Toy. Just think of all the white douchebags in trading places with Eddie Murphy. Do you remember that? Like all the younger, hi guys named Chet. And this is, this is Mindy. Like that's the vibe's named Chet and this is this is Mindy like that's the vibe they had and the other half is a bunch of foreigners because there's a lot of there is a lot of tourists that go to this club so there's some foreigners a lot of people from out of town and they're having a great type these two miserable miserable miserable this chick looks like she's watching me choke out her puppy.

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Yeah by someone completely different. Yeah, and the guy the beta guy just sitting there and all he wants to do is bang this chick But he's watched so many romantic comedies. He has no clue how to talk to women or handle his fucking shit, but this girl goes. why don't you learn. to punch up not punch down, thip. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. t t t try. try. try. try. t try. t try. try. t t t th th th th th. goes, why don't you learn, you should learn the punch up, not punch down, and that is the fucking problem. That's the problem with political correctness. Is that so subjective? And it's basically, she's determining whether I'm punching up or I'm punching down. I go, what jokes did I punch down on? Oh, doing coke out of girls, tho' thu-o'u, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, their, their, thi, their, thi, their, thi.... thi. their, thi. their, their, tho'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'er's, the problem, the problem, the problem, the problem, the problem, the problem, the problem, the problem, the problem, the problem, the problem, the problem, the problem, the problem, the problem, the problem, the problem, the problem, the problem, the problem, the problem, the problem, the problem, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi... thi. thii. thi. thii. thi. thin. thooooooooooooooooooo'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'aes. I'm like, how's that punching down? Guys do it all the time and girls like guys do it, all the fucking time.

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That's all I'm trying to say. So there's this, there's this hierarchy. There's this weird system of political correctness which mostly is driven by white women. In particular, white women over, it's either really young women or really old. White women over 40 are the number one age demographic for getting offended. Like I talk about it on stage. They practice talking to managers in the office, in the mirror, in their kitchen before they go to the show. They practice.

I'd like to talk to the manager real quick. I didn't find that as exciting at all, you know? They just love to get offended. They get offended on other people's beheals. People aren't even there. Oh, things that sound like they coke of a girl's butt hole. That sounds in some weird way might be offensive. It's not. There is an interaction between men and women

and depending on what perspective you're coming from, you could, like, if I hear women talk about guys being dumb, I'm offended by that. I constantly fight with Dana about the fact that commercials are constantly about guys being dumbfucks. She doesn't see it. Now this girl saw me doing coke out of some lady's asshole as me being degraded to her. She getting free coke, man.

You're getting free blow. Let me do it out of your ass. Yeah, it's not like you look great in the story either. Yeah, I'm doing coke out of some girls fucking poop shoot. Why do I like that? Who knows? People need to start treating comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy comedy the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the knows? People need to start treating comedy like movies, where if you don't like the movie you just saw, whoops? Move on! Yeah, you're out 18 bucks, you're fine.

Because the notion has, and you see it, and it's like, dude, daytime television is so bad right now, because daytime television is geared mostly towards women, housewives. And it's just all programming. It's just programming, programming, them, that everything is offensive, everybody's degrading to them. The whole view is a bitch fast. ESPN has just become ethnic people, bitching and moaning about life.

They have this one Hispanic show. The woman on there is so beyond annoying. Like everything she does is like a fucking affront to her her Latino heritage. Everything. It's like, I just want to find out who won, who lost, why they lost. That's all I want to know. I don't want to hear about it. My hot, you know, and she does, she has to get soup, oh, it's just annoying. I can't watch it anymore. And the SP. It's the Sp Sp Sp Sp Sp Sp Sp Sp Sp Sp. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I the annoying. It's just annoying. I can't watch it anymore. And ESPN wonders why nobody watches their channel. Because their whole fucking morning is social justice warriors. So I decided that there are rules to political correctness. And I'm gonna break down the rules according to white women on what can be said

by what type of comic. I've wrote about this long time ago on my space. And I then rules then rules then rules rules rules rules rules rules rules rules rules rules rules I the rules I wrote the rules. I wrote thoals. I wrote tho, I wrote tho, I wrote tho. I've tho, I've tho, I've tho, I've thi thi's thi's thi's the, I'm their the, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thean, thean, thean thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, their their their their their time ago on my space and I'm not going to get into it right now. Rules of political reckness according to white, guilty crowds, in particular white women. Everyone can rack Asians and Middle Easterns. That's a rule. You can rack them all you want. My theory is, the reason you pick on them is because they bombed America. If you drop a bomb or you fly a plane into a building in America, you are the most liberal motherfucker in the world. Well shit on a terrorist or an Asian driver.

It's just the rule. Pearl Harbor 9-11, we can light you up. Those are the rules. No one's ever going to cry. Asians try to make it a big deal that they get picked on, but you shouldn't have fucking attacked us. Okay? Asian comics pretty much do racist jokes about Asians. That's their whole act, about how Asian they are. Okay, and this makes white women comfortable. Remember, these are all, what makes white women comfortable?

They make jokes about, racist jokes about being Asians, having small dicks, how their mom speaks shitty English. Every Asian guy has a answer machine message from their mother in their act. Every fucking time. Okay? Middle Eastern comics just talk about being Uber drivers, how hard it is to fly, and how super immigrant their dads are. Everyone I know. Their dads are the most immigrant motherfuckers you've ever met in your life. And that's their dads are the most immigrant motherfuckers you've ever met in your life and that's their whole act

Is about how fucking it's like to be a terrorist And they all want to be Hillary Clinton fans and I get into that later. Okay black comics here black comics can rack on everyone except gay people Remember, this is what makes white women comfortable They can rack on everybody they want. They can do the most racist shit on black people, and white women will laugh at it. If they talk about gay guys, then white women chicks will shut down on them.

You know why women let this go? Making up for 300 years of oppression. That's my opinion. Every black comic playlist of jokes, jokeless includes women are crazy, making fun of a Beyonce song or a song that's popular on the internet, and shit on white people. That is your black comic playlist of comedy. Go watch any black comic, those are the hits. Because that makes white girls laugh. I lost Aaron on this. Hispanic guys pretty much. I'm just lost as to what this has to do with

PC culture. Because this is what white people will accept. Oh, what they'll accept. And what they won't accept? Back on board. Okay. I'm back. So you don't get it? This is what white women will laugh at, what they're except, what black comics are allowed to say, they're allowed to make fun of everybody, but gay guys. If they do gay jokes and shit on gay guys, the crowd will shut down on them. But they can rack everybody else. White people, white people, white women, Asians, other black, black comics can go off on black people. They can do jokes that would make the Clue Cuts clan blush. Same thing with Hispanics. Hispanic comics have been lumped in with black comics, which I don't understand because they're two totally different cultures but secretly white, privileged guilty people lumped them the same.

So all the same is for Hispanic comics. Expand comics love talking about how racist the same is for Hispanic comics. Hispan comics love talking about how racist their dads are, how Hispanic people dance and smoking weed. They can rack on everything just like gay guys. Again, white women won't take gay, Hispanic comics racking white people, gay people. Okay? White guys can't make fun of anything. They can't make fun of anybody but themselves, their kids, and how they're lazy and their wife puts up with their shit. If they rack on women, it becomes sexism, and they get shut down.

They get shut down. Okay? So white guys can't make fun of anything, because they oppressed everybody forever. And the fact that most white guys Remind white girls of their dads who didn't hug them enough in high school And encourage them so they're bad guys I feel like I lost they aren't on this one female comics can make fun of everyone like female comics to make fun of everyone like white comics to make fun of? Like white comic guys can't do rape jokes no, the whitethe rape joke is, they can't do a rape joke. But white female comics can make fun of everybody and can do rape jokes. And it's basically your white female comic playlist is basically,

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Mainly just write white guys dick jokes and make them feminist jokes and then everybody cheers about how fucking brave they are. Because what comes down to, and here's the big one, gay ethnic comics can rack everybody. If Ru Paul did stand-up comedy, he could fucking call black people the M-word, call fucking gay guys a bunch of fuck boys and call a fucking chicks, whores and everybody would laugh. Because it all comes down to what will they let you say? And I've just brung down the rules with that. They won't let me say anything. They won't let me say anything.

They won't let me say anything. I want to saw Lees Lamponelie. And she's layers. I want to saw her and Joe Bartnik at the Nokia theater downtown in LA. I looked at the crowd. It was all gay guys and fat white chicks, which are the number one demographic for complaining about political correctness. And if you heard the shit that was coming out of Lee's lamp in Ali's mouth and they were going fucking crazy for it, and good for her. Congratulations on that.

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And nobody gives a shit. Nobody who even know there was a Black Santa. Sera Night Live. Comedy Central does it a lot. I got a project with Comedy Central, I love them. I'm thankful that they're working with me. My project's still moving forward. But it's like, you know, did you see this? Trevor Noah versus Tommy Lehran? Something like that. Do you know who this chick is? Not a clue.

She's like, she's on this website called the Blaze which is hilarious. Sounds like I'm never going to go there. Yeah it's just a super duper conservative. I love how it called conservative. We should come up with another word for conservative. My mother's conservative. She just sits to herself. Like when you're angry with rhetoric, you're not conservative. No. You're aggressive, right? Can we call it aggressive? It's this aggressive website, and this girl goes on there,

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There's a reason why back in the day, I mean with the exception of Vince Scully, for the most part, you were like well into your 40s, if not 50s when you got that big gig because you had to go around the world Do the shit gig to find out how the world worked. Yeah Like there's a reason for that and it's not just like oh, it's my turn. It's like no We need you to have experience so when you get here, you know what's going right. What's going wrong? You know and this girl. she's 24, dude. 24. If she was a comedian, she'd still be an open micr. She'd still be an open micr man.

And not everything, she's 24, she's married to a navy seal, and she's got this job where she's getting like millions of people views. And don't tell me it's not the fact that she looks like a talking eight ball of cocaine. Like, she looks like every chick in Tempe, Arizona will let you and your friends run a train on her if you got an eight ball of cocaine. She's got these big teeth and she's angry. She looks like a honey badger and she's just angry

and she just yells about shit she doesn't know. So she goes on Trevor Noah's show, and they go at it. And you just read the guy Trevor Noah destroys Tommy Leran, Loran, Tommy Loran and it's like he didn't destroy anything because ultimately what you're supposed to call her out on is something you might actually be able to say about him too. It's like you're too young to be doing this. Yep. You have no life experience now, Trevor Noah has a little more life experience.

He's from South Africa. Yeah. But it's still, he didn't do enough. He kind of got fast-tracked out there too. He's a good-looking, light-skinned brother who fucking talk some shit. South Africa went through all this racial shit. He kind of stepped in and got shot to the front. You know, dude, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't, he did, he did, he did, he did th and got shot to the front. Yeah. You know, dude, he did not like this chick up at all. No.

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and then they use military tactics well what Tommy doesn Tommy doesn't know or doesn't bring up is that, fucking police were busted dressing up as fucking protesters and rampaging through places and they had a standoff in which a SWAT team surrounded them, they surrendered and they got let go for free. They were doing it on purpose to try to make the protesters look bad. And she doesn't know that. And she's commenting on shit on shit on shit on shit on shit on shit on shit on shit on shit on shit on shit on shit about about about about about about about about about about about about that. She's commenting on shit. She's never seen, man. Like she's literally bitching about shit she sees on TV. Which is classic pop entertainment.

Which is something happened and you take a hacky take on it because you have no real life experience to decide on what's going on. She's just not good. No. She's lived not good. No. She's no one no life. No one 24 year old. It should never I mean occasionally you get a guy who's just like knocks out of park and you're like yeah That kid's the one that person's a one they're way beyond their years, but this woman shouldn't be commenting on political shit when she's lived no life. You want to tell me how the world works? Tommy, where have you been? What countries have you gone to? I had an argument with my friend during the uh, leading up to Iraq war. He's telling me how the world works. And I'm like, where have

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getting upset. This girl Tommy has no clue what she's fucking talking about. She's making comments on the fucking, like she's like, oh I hate the Occupy Wall Street, it will use military actions. So you're against the police in North Dakota because that's all they've been doing. It's making fucking using military tactics. You know, I used to be for real gun control, like let's use some shit. But after watching what happens when the police show up and they show up in tanks now, we need to really think about what kind of gun control we want. Because I don't want to to give up guns. I just to to to to to to to to to to to the gun the gun the gun the gun the gun to the gun the gun the gun to the gun to the gun the gun the gun to to the gun the gun to to the gun to the gun the gun the gun th the gun, I the gun, I just the gun, I just their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, I, I, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, th. I te, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, crazy people. I have no solution to that. But the notion just to give up a gun. I can't, now when they show up in tanks now and hummers and now they have like weaponized fucking drones, which is the opening sequence to the Terminator movie. You see a Terminator walking over skulls with flying drones looking to

kill people. Yep. It's crazy. It's stupid. Tommy needs to suck it. That's all I need to... Her boyfriend's like a fucking Navy Seal. Good, come kill me. I don't give a fuck. Use a piece of shit, dog. Ah. I'd be more interested in what he has to say.

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I use it for it. I don't care. Podesta, Podesta, who was behind all the WikiLeaks emails. There has been some belief that there is some child pornography, child sex ring going on in Washington, D.C. Now there's a this is very sensitive because people think this is a witch hut. Well he was was he Hillary's campaign manager? Yeah. Yeah. Okay and people are flipping out. Now supposedly it happened at this place called comet ping pong. Oh yeah

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brother hang out there all the time. Podesta and his brother have weird art in their house, like really creepy ass shit. Now there's a spirit cooking going on that involves children, semen, blood that was found in the emails. It's weird shit. So without getting too far into it, because people's heads are exploding. People's heads are exploding with this thing. Because there's some people are really upset that this is a witch hunt and this doesn't mean anything. But my whole point is this. I'm not saying it's real. I'm just saying look into it. Look into it.

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Then I watched the story change. In real time, I watched a change to a Middle Eastern guy shot up a Christmas party. I watched it happen in real time, dude. Well, yeah, news is hard in real time. But, Aaron? There is that, that is a thing. I mean, the news, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, the news, the news, the news, the news, the news, the news, the news, the news, the news, the news, the news, the news, the news, the news, the news, the news, the news, the news, the the the th. th. thi, the thi, the the thi, thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Black, the. Black, thea. Black, thea. Black, thea. Black, thea. Black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, thea. thea. Black, thea Well yeah, news is hard in real time. But Aaron? There is that, that is a thing. I mean, the news does not know shit until... But the interview of the fucking eyewitnesses all said they all saw four white guys shooting up the place.

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subway, the guy who's a face of subway was banging kids right, well not literally not in it location right but, not literally using the location. Right, but are they saying they're fucking kids in a pizza? No, that was where everybody fucking met. My point is, it's like, look at how they're recovering this case. Look at what happens. Look at the Derek Rhodes case, look at any pro-athlete who gets accused of rape. They throw that story out regards of what the facts are

and they just throw it everywhere. If you're a famous person and there's some kind of fucking sexual misconduct that you've been accused of whether facts are or not, they run with it. They fucking run with it. And they rarely run the retraction. And when they do run a retraction, it's page 16. Yep. So with this thing, you'd see no coverage of it other than fake news, fake news, fake story, fake news, fake news, fake story. So now it comes out that this guy, where is this dude? Now it's coming out that this dude who got caught shooting up a place is an actual false flag actor. His IMDB is Edgar Madison Walsh.

Let's look this dude up. Let's look this dude up real quick in real time. Okay? So you're saying because he's an actor, it's a false flag? Well, have you ever heard that, um, that they use? Because actors aren't crazy? Trauma actors. Well, we'll see if they actually say that's that they use. Because actors aren't crazy? Trauma actors. Well we'll see if they actually say that's him. Oh okay. Yeah dude this is him. Yeah. Maybe he is? Maybe

we're gonna find out home boy. This is fucking crazy. Is he a real actor? Is he doing it on a... Whoa? This is crazy. I mean John Wilkes Booth was an actor, he really shot a guy famously. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. But you know there are crisis actors, right? Have you heard about that where they find picture of the same chick at three different major crowd? They show her boom, boom, boom. No. We're gonna have a false flag episode. I. I th th th th th th th th th th. I th th. I th. I th. I ththree different major crowd. They show her boom, boom, boom. No. I'm gonna have a false flag episode. I can't wait to you do this conspiracy theory.

I can't wait. But, but everyone's like, oh come up, what they're fucking, blah, blah, blah. So, in Britain, there was a giant scandal of, there's a giant scandal at the highest level of British government with this DJ called Sir Jimmy Savalli Savali Savi-E so he was in the government and the DJ he was he was knighted he was basically like royalty he hung out with the highest levels of British government and when he died they went through all his personal and they found out he was part of a giant pedophile ring that involved

the Royals and the highest levels of government. So my point being is like why couldn't this be now? Yeah. I'm going to sit down on the specifics of a napkin or Hillary ran it. I might say no specifics are right. I'm just saying look into it. Look into it. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It was, I, it. It was, I, it. It was, I th, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I'm th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi was thi was thi was thi was thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th Hillary ran it. Am I saying those specifics are right? I'm just saying, look into it. Look into it. Yeah.

Something fucking could really be going down. Or nothing. And then just say that. I think whether smoke, there's fire. Yeah. That's my opinion. Generally speaking, yes. There's smoke.

There's fucking. fire. So that's my whole show. I love to hear you guys comments. I love everything. Next week we'll have another episode and then we're going to start doing a Tinfoil Hat podcast. I want to play this out and then we'll hit the road. It's another positive motivational thing I like to leave you guys with. I watch a lot of these every day just kind of get my head out of my ass. If you go to Team Fearless on YouTube, Team Fearless, they got some great videos. And this is another video for you guys, and we're going to go on on this. I love you guys very much. Stick with me. This show is only going to get better. Next week we got Eddie Bravo on the Tim Foil Hat podcast.

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