Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - Safe Space Ep 29: Hitler Stache

Episode Date: January 10, 2017

I'm back at the All Things Comedy Studio yelling at Aaron! On this episode I discuss.. 1) The New Year 2) Cam4.com presents The Naughty Show live at The Comedy Store 3) The Tin Foil Hate Podcast 4) I power rank my favorite Awards Shows 5) Hitler Stache

I get a feeling there first safe space of 2017. I'm Sam Tripoli. Thank you guys very much for tuning in. I still love doing the RAND show. I even though it's completely counterproductive to actually how you grow a podcast is by having guests on and people want to hear the guests, but I'm stubborn and think I can do a podcast all by myself. So I'm going to keep doing it until I'm down to like 10 guys or L kicks me out of the studio, which could happen any day. So let's enjoy why we can, shall we?

Guys, happy New Year. I know we're eight days into this Mofo. Nine days in. We're nine days in. So I hope these nine days have gone amazing. I know one person who's gone shitty for is this guy who threw out a chicken suit near my house. Just walking and I look in the garbage. I live, I live by the Hollywood Bowl. So if you're in LA and you want to stalk me, you know where to find me, that's where I do all my rants. Guys, if you like my rants, I do a YouTube channel,

YouTube. YouTube. to come back to the bowl and I saw this full on chicken suit in the garbage. I'm like somebody's 2007 has not gone well. Yeah it's not a good start. I took the chicken suit. I'm having to dry cleaned right now. I mean how many that's a sign of something. Are you sure it'll fit? I don't know? But honestly if it doesn't fit me I promise you I will bring into a homeless shelter. Yeah teep the the te te te the te te tie tie tie tie tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip. I I I I I'm tip. I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. I'm tm to tb. I'm tmant tmant th. I'm th. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I te. I te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm like, teeeeeeeeeeean. I'm like. I'm like. teea. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. honestly, if it doesn't fit me, I promise you, I will bring into a homeless shelter. Yeah, Teab could use it too.

Yeah, maybe that's what we'll go with this bag of leaves. You know, you lay on the, you sleep on the wings. I get, dude, that's, it has like in. Gotta get the dates out of the gates real quick. This January 11th at 730, the at, excuse me, at 1130, cam for.com presents the naughty show live in the main room to comedy store during X-Biz weekend. So you know there's gonna be a ton of adult film stars there, which I still enjoy doing it. I enjoy doing those show. So, so so so so so, so, so, so, so, so I, so I, so I the show, so I the show, so I the show, so I the show, so I the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the the, the, the the the the the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. So you know there's going to be a ton of adult film stars there, which I still enjoy doing it. I enjoy doing those shows, so I'm going to keep doing it. We'll get into that a little later. So I enjoy doing the shows. So come down to the lineup of the stack. Joe Rogan, Brian Kahl and Brandon Chob. Tiffany Fucking Hattish who killed last night at their. At. At. At.. Theo Vaughan, Jason Tibo, Jason Rouse and Jocelyn Sharp. It's gonna be a long fun show. Come on down. Hopefully

we'll pack out. It's during X-Biz weekend which is next door at the big hotel to the comedy store and then January 14th this Saturday 8 p.m. the Dirty Punch Drunk Sports Show. It is with the Punch Drunk Sports.m. the dirty punch drunk sports show. It is with the punch junk sports and the guys from dirty sports at the improv. If you get that at the improv's website. So grab those and I'm proud to announce that I am going to be doing a, I'm working for fleshlight. I'm still doing fleshlight stuff. I don't know what this is about my career other than I'm loving it. I get paid to go to be to be doing to be doing to be to be doing to be doing to be to be the Vegas to be the Vegas to be the Vegas to be doing the Vegas to be doing the Vegas the Vegas the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I. I. I. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. the. the. the. I'm the. I'm the the the th. I'm doing fleshlight stuff. I don't know what this is about my career, other than I'm loving it.

I get paid to go to Vegas during fucking AVM weekends, hang out, fucking watch people get weird at the AVNs. It is so much fun to just watch the parade of freaks go by. I am such a people watcher that I, that's why I love going to Davians half of it is like watching swingers couples walk around trying to find porn stars that will swing with them there's one guy named voodoo and for five grand he'll bang your wife for an hour you got to pay him yes because he's got this monster black dick I think cock-holding,

cuckling, is it cuckling or cock-holding? Cuck-holding. Cuck-holding, yeah. Cuck-holding. I think cuck-holding is going to be a giant fad that's only going to get bigger. As porn gets more, I mean mean porn has just made everybody crazy. Yeah it's my theory why everybody's bisexual. I'm not. Okay you watch porn? Honestly. Well, not really. When was last time you did? Did you have a porn

phase where you watched some porn? Oh yeah. Now when you watch porn did you watch a lot of little dick porn? I watched a lot of solo girl stuff. Oh that's all you did? Okay I'll give you that. I think most guys like to see big hammers getting dropped on illiterate girls. And I think that just eventually you're looking for big dicks in your porn house. You know it is what it is. I had a joke about how my girl from found my porn hub favorites list. And I basically did what any guy would do. I blamed it on Russian hackers.

Yeah. That's how you do it. Yeah, that's how you do it. So yeah, so those are the gigs, man. So the big gig is Comedy Chaos. January 20th at the Stratosphere, the LA Comedy Club. It's a great lineup. We got PIN House pet Brett Rossi She's gonna be there doing Sam for the first time and then Jason Ellis from the Jason Ellis show

On faction, which is a huge like the third biggest show on serious. He's going to be doing some stand-up too. So come out and rock Go go to Vegas. Watch the people get paid the F on camera. Yeah, and then come here's some. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. there. there's there's some. there's some. there's some. there's some. there's some. there's some. there's some. there's some. there's some. there's some. there's some there's some there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their watch the people get paid the F on camera. Yeah. And then come here's some quality, well-crafted dick jokes. I'm taking a week off from stand-up, even though I got two gigs, but I'm not booking anything else. I just, I'm not, I don't know what I want to do on state. I got my album coming out, I'm working on the final pieces. It's going to be out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out. I'm working on the final pieces. It's going to be out March. You should have been,

I wanted it out by the end of the month, but this guy wants to do it right. Yeah. So I'm going to do it on the end of March. It's sometime March. And then, uh, so we're just dealing with that. And then I'm in the new movie. Do you see laughing. Yes. I'm in the trail I afforded. I afforded. I afforded. I've fortunate. I've to watch you. I've to watch you're the the tired. I'll tired. I'll tired. I'll tired. I'll tired. tired. tired. tired. tired. tired. the the tired. the their. their. tired. their. their. their. their. It's. It's. It's. It's their. It's their. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's going. It's going. It's going. It's going. It's going. It's going. It's going. It's going. It's going. It's going. It's going. It's just just just just. I. It's just. I'm just. I'm just. It's just. I'm Yes. I'm in the trail, I afford you to watch that. And then you said you're tired of stand-up docks. Remember when you told me that? And you just pissed all over my fucking dreams? I was tired of my decision. You said, oh, there's just so many of them. God damn. one?" I was like, oh. And then I shoot on famous actors who don't get up on the stage anymore. And you're so vain! You give love a bad name! That's what you did to me as

I try to show you the trailer that I'm in. I've done two movies in my life, I've done two movies in my life, I've done two movies in my life, I'm in both trailers. I made go. That's just, I just got to get more movies. I just hate, I just can't audition. I just have no desire to go in front of some chick who just looking for stereotypes. It's awful. It's like, oh, okay, you don't look like sassy black chick or like cobrachai blonde guy. That's a, that I'm like I'm not Armenian enough to be Armo no I'm not Italian enough to be Italian I'm not I'm just like in the middle guy yeah I can already hear the jokes right now you're just

cuckholding guy no I'm not that's Brian red band looks like every dude in every porno where they they cook holding and he'd be like, oh honey, oh, right? I just think there's guys out there so yeah that's it. A lot of people are asking about tinfoil hat, a very popular two episodes, we're gonna do it. I'm gonna figure out, I'd like to do it here but I know nighttimes are weird here and the people I'm gonna get in are nighttime people. So yeah I'll do it the their their their their their their their their. I'll do it their. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll their. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. Oh, honey. Oh, honey. their. their. Oh, honey. Oh, honey. Oh, honey. Oh, h'. Oh, h'-ho. their, h'-a. their, h'-a. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, tod, today, today, today, today, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey. to. to. t do it here but I know nighttimes are weird here and the people I'm gonna get in are nighttime people so yeah I'll do it here I'll do at the comedy store studio I love doing it man I love doing tinfoil hat I've been listening so everyone's always recommending like different like conspiracy theory stuff to me and I really enjoy it but I just realize that it's all so they're so serious like everybody's so serious everybody sounds like they've had

18 cups of coffee and they have too many cats that's like what it sounds like everybody on conspiracy theory podcast so I want to go to the opposite way and just have a little fun everybody loved Eddie Bravo everybody loved Rachel she was great so i have a little fun. Everybody loved Eddie Bravo. Everybody loved Rachel. She was great. So I have a couple other people. Now everybody's hit me up to do this and I don't know them as performers and they're like yeah I know this isn't this but I'm like can you carry a conversation? How much do you know? They're like oh I know totally all of it. And then I'm also worried are they CIA? Are they fucking CIA? Podcast

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have a new TV. Oh so you got, you still have the rabbit ears? No, but it's not, it's not new enough to have a camera in it. Okay, I respect I respect, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, it, I, it, it, it, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, it, th, th, it's not, it's not, it's not, th. th. th, th, th, th. th. th. th. But, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. that, that, th. You that, you th. But, you th. But, you that. That's why I gave my dad the new ca... Oh yeah, I didn't tell you that. I don't even think this one has a camera in it. That has a camera in it. You think there's gonna be a little camera thing? Maybe the whole screen's the camera. And they've been watching you plow your wife on the table here when nobody's around. This table's not start start is not start is not starting is not starting is not starting is not starting is not starting is not starting is not starting is not starting is not starting the thirty thirty thirty thirty thiia thia two of us. No, you're right. You're totally right. How long do you guys want to have kids? We're going to start trying after our honeymoon in September. Okay, that's at the honeymoon, no, you're not going to wait until the honeymoon's over, right? You're going to try to plow it right there. Yes. Yes. Yes.

It's a weird podcast, the book. It's a weird podcast. It's a th. Yeah. Yeah'm really excited about it. It's gotten a lot of good feedback, so I'm going to keep doing it. A lot of people are like, dude, you're going to burn out. I kind of see that, first of all, I would never do a podcast or another podcast unless I enjoy doing it. I just enjoy talking about. Like I asked Vicky and Garrett that they that they that they they they they they they that they they they they they they they enjoy talking about. Like I asked Vicki and Garrett that they might want to do another naughty show like once at a blue moon. I think they're gonna get, yeah I think they were down with it. And you know I love conspiracies. I don't, I'm not gonna take them serious. I'm not gonna be like,

we're gonna change the world. I'm not gonna change the world. I'm not gonna change the world. I'm not going to do that. Dinosaurs aren't real. Yeah, I was shocked. I was shocked. And now everybody's going to come on, now everybody's going to come on the podcast and talk about stuff I'm going to agree with. Like, this guy is trying to convince me that there's a conspiracy that Michelle Obama is a man. No. Can you believe that? Yeah, that's nuts. And they're doing it based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based nuts. And they're doing it based on the fact that there's no pictures of her pregnant anywhere with two kids. Sure they're at home. And her hands aren't right.

I'm, there's more to it, but that's it. I'm like, dude, you're crazy. No. Yeah. Those kids look like them. Yeah. They would never get that past people. They would never! You don't do this, no! Is there?

No. There's no chance. I'm with you. I'm with you on that one. Hey, dude, I can't just have on the conspiracy. I agree. I want to hear everything. I want to hear everything. Yeah, yeah, why not? I want to hear them all. And it's like, don't take this serious. Don't listen to fucking try to change your life.

I'm just like, what are people saying out there? Let's hear the evidence. And is it possible? Anything is possible? Michelle Obama being a man. tolder, that look like women. My friend on Facebook, her name is Taylor Wade. That is a dude. That is a dude. And if I didn't know she was a dude and I just saw her, I would stab you just to bang her.

That's how hot she is. Wow. I would never stab you, but you know what I'm saying. I would hope not. I wouldn't be like, if you saw her like like dude, be cool. I'm not stopping you. Just go with it. I got heckled by a tranny the other day. I was at the Ha Ha Ha'a Cafe and I'm just like, I'm doing stamp and there's this girl, I'm like, I'm like, is that, I'm like, something's interesting with this chick. Because you can usually tell when they're like, they were or they are a guy. They still have that like, they look like, they're on steroids, they get the crow magnet skullhead going, you know? And I don't, listen, dude, my theory is, dress how ever you want to.

I don't care. I don't really care. Dude, I don't even know why we only dress up on Halloween. Like, why not every day? I would like to see Aaron come to work as a like SpongeBob Squarepants. I don't know if that's the one I'd go with, but sure. And maybe a Power Puff girl. Maybe you look like, maybe you like the Power Puff Girls. Why get Aaron come to work as a power puff girl. I don't know because society won't let him and I think it's bullshit I you know time you wear a sports jersey you are playing dress up And I'm totally cool with it. But is it weird if you dress up during a game like I have a big problem when people don't like grown men wearing jerseys Because they're like come on dude with somebody guys yeah, it's called men run in herds. We support our tm. It's how we'll their their their. It's their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I te. I te. I te. I te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. men running herds. We support our team. That's our favorite player.

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Right? That's cool. Yeah. Have you ever sent out a dick pick in your like? No. Not once in your life? Nah. They don't want it. I've done it before, but I've got to work angles.

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something I'll get okay I'll get into that Tim Foil hat. There's a lot of weird shit going on since the last podcast since even the last Tim Foil hat. One was the BL the Black Lives Matter kidnapping. Do you hear about that? No. Okay so supposedly I get all my news from you by really? Really? No. Dude, sometimes let me tell you some. th, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I'll get th. I'll get th. I'll get thi I'll get th. I'll get th. I'll get th. I'll get th. I'll get I'll get I'll get I'll get th. I'll get I'll get I'll get th. I'll get th. I'll get th. I'll get th. I'll get th. I'll get th. I I I I I I'll get th. I I I I I I I I I'll get th. I'll get th. I'll get th th th th th th th th. I'll get th. I'll get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get to get thi thi the really? No, but do you sometimes let me tell you some you begin unfiltered news you begin real news I don't do fake news home boy I have a friend of mine my friend crashed who he just He just come on. he just come on. He does um he basically fact checks anything I put out. So I instantly have to fucking withdraw what I think. What was I talking about?

Oh, so this Black Lives Matters things, right? Kidnapping. Okay, so supposedly in Chicago, This group of Black Lives Matter people Kidnapped This like autistic guy and they were like you vote for Trump fuck you. We hate you fuck you. I was worried is this where the dude got beat up on Facebook? Yeah, and they have the got beat up on Facebook and Facebook Live? And they have the thing. Here's the thing that makes no sense of me.

That video exploded and it was on Facebook for four days. You're talking about a website where if you bully somebody enough, you can get, you're, you could be thrown in Facebook jail. Yet this video sits forever. Yeah. And it's like, Black Lives Matter! Because it's not like it wasn't getting flagged or reported. Yeah.

Why is it on that long? Yeah. I'm all about misinformation and disinformation. It was just wrapped too, too much in a bow. It did make sense. And the guy's just sitting there going, like, nothing nothing, thiiiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It did make sense. And the guy's just sitting there going, like nothing's happened and they're just, yeah dog, you're a black-lop man. There's something fishy about it.

It was on Facebook way too long for me to believe that was really something went down. So that was weird. So the other thing that was weird was this shooting in Fort Lauderdale. Do you hear about that? Do you hear about the whole story about him? No. That he basically...

Fort Lauderdale shooter. So this guy, let's find his name. The Fort La- he's from Anchorage, okay. He flies. He flies. So supposedly you, if you declare a gun, you can fly with it. You declare a gun, you show it to them, show him you have a permit, you have to have no ammunition in it, you can't check it right. You can't check it. I don't... No, I think you I mean what it yeah you checked it yeah okay but but this is a guy who went and talked to the

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But Mike, he signed off on it? I mean, the Nobel Peace Prize thing was kind of ridiculous. Seven wars were in. We're in seven wars. How many of those wars were actually approved by Congress? Probably none. Iraq, Afghanistan. That's it.

Well, those aren't even, those should even go on his scorecard. Yeah, but he didn't end them. Well, that's tough to end. What you got no peace? So you're saying that, okay, let's not put that on his card. So, it's still a lot. Libya? Pakistan, Syria, Somalia and Yemen, all on his watch.

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trying to hack the other country. But the notion that influenced the election is ridiculous. It was pretty one-sided. Right? Okay, but let me ask you something. I mean not that they weren't up to shitty shit. Let me ask you something, dude. What would they tell you that you didn't actually already think about the Republicans? They're sold out the big money? they fucking don't give a shit? Of course. Of course. Don't give a shit about your personal rights? But they would take away all your rights? Like what are they going to tell you? Like what theyms got that? What would I tell you about Trump that you don't already think. There's probably some big things in there, too.

The reason it hits the DNC is because the DNC... His tax records can barely get out. But dude, what about his tax record? It wasn't going to change anything. It might. He's protected them enough that it might. So let me just say this. Let's say they didn't do that. She loses, she loses Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Florida. Yeah, it's terrible. Which is all the states that Obama got.

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And I can't forgive her for just, if you can't win your primary, honestly, what choice do you have going on to the bigger thing? Yeah, 100% I agree. It's unforgivable. When we're talking hacking, it just does seem strangely one-sided. I, because I just personally will tell you that there is nothing that you would tel tell me tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel theu, thee, thee, thea, thea, thea, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. I, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they, they, th... I, th.. I, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi. I, tthee. thea. thea. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi. I because I just personally will tell you that there is nothing that you would tell me about Trump that I didn't already think. He's a scumbag, he's a dush bag, he's this, he's that, he's this. That's, it's like, hey here's this thing about them. Dude, Wikileaks says if they could get the records, they would have released it. Here's the thing about whistleblowers, man. They don't do it for money.

And if Wiccalaise is working for the Russians, and I'm not convinced me that this is happening, if he is, why is he still in London? Because he's in the Ecuadorian embassy. Yeah, he's in the Ecuadorian in London and in Europe where Russia gives them 30% of their energy. Dude, they got Edward Snowden out of America. You don't think they could get fucking, Julian Sage out of fucking London? Dude, they're 800 pound gorillas. They give them all their energy. He's sitting in a fucking closet getting visited by Pamela Anderson and her 2002 pussy. How's the last time that pussy was good? That is spoiled meat he's hidden.

Okay? Why would he do that? Whistleblowers aren't like that. Whistleblowers do it because they see atrocities and tyranny and they come out and they and they want to I'm not saying he's a perfect human being no I'm not I'm and I'm not arguing that what they've said is accurate I'm just saying that whole thing is totally what it's so funny that nobody believes wickleaks but everyone believes snopes two fucking people with cats they believe it just makes no sense.

And especially when Snope's whole thing is always pro-democratic. Well, because all these other things come out of the other side. Oh, interesting. Generally. Interesting. So that's like counterproductive to what you just said about the Russian hacks. I give two shits about most of the Sam. You're the one who's into it. I'm just trying to answer my brother goes, why is your political thing?

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But he won. It's like baseball, dude. Hillary had more hits, Trump got more runs. Yeah. It's just the way it is. And I can't have her circumvent the primaries and I'll try to circumvent this shit. Absolutely not. I'd much rather have Trump and fight him tooth and nail once he's in than give that fucking bitch who's just, I mean I'm

sorry dude. Dude they put out something about the Golden Globes. I'll get into that later. Golden Globes are. It's just, when you see it happening in real time, you're like, this is nuts. So all right, everybody. I'm sure I've, what little listeners I have on this podcast are probably gone after that little rant. What are we up to here? Okay, we have 15 minutes left.

I just want to say happy new years everybody. I know after that little rant, that's thi thi thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, I, I, I, I'm, I th, I'm, I th, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, tho, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, the, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo's everybody. I know after that little rant that's kind of weird. We discuss on, oh yeah, I guess I discussed a lot on punch-trunk. Did I talk about how I went to a wedding in the woods? Yeah. Okay, I don't skip that. We'll jump right to what's next. It's award season. It's award season. Do you enjoy award season? to enjoy award season? thi. to th season. to th season. to to to to th season. to th season. to th season. to to th season. to never see enough of it to have a dog in any of the fights. Well, I just feel right now, like what is going on with award season? And I'm a power rank my favorite awards, by far. And without a doubt, you're seeing the movie industry move farther and farther away from actually giving a shit what happens in the middle of the country, in the south, and the north. And it's just about LA, San Francisco, New York.

Like all these, they're making, these movies, nobody's watching them. And they're just getting all the awards. And they wonder why nobody's watching these fucking award shows. So I'm a power rank, power rank. You tell me if you agree with my, my assessment? It was fun to see Deadpool in the Golden Globes last night. That was the only cool thing. I would love for that to just come out of nowhere.

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They got, I mean, there's some good rock out there. Yeah. Rick Ingram the other day asked me what good bands have been out lately. Run the Jules is phenomenal. I don't know about a lot of my buddy, Yagikian, this is the band, fucking shred. He just signed a, I don't know if I should talk about, but he signed a record deal. That's a band that's gonna rock. If you like bluesy, bluesy, bluesy, metallica, bluesy, black Sabbath. Dude, I know you're married, would you to a concert with me? Yeah. If I give you enough time, sure. He always to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to their, their, their, their, their, their, their, I's, I's, I's, I'll their, I'll their, I'll their, I'll their, I'll, I'll their, I'll, I'm their, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I s. I s. I s. I s. I s. I s. I the, I the, I s. I their, I s. I their, I their, I their, I their, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll, I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll the the the the the the the the the the th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. th. th. thr. thr. I'll the the the the the the the the the the, he always invites me to it. You'll fucking love, dude, this guy can sing, Alexei Yegeikian, and he fucking crushes it.

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This is real shit. Like the fact that Justin Bieber's never won a Grammy, just let you know that they give a shit. I love it. I love music. I love going to live music events. I saw Metallica. Did I talk about that? No, I was jealous. I went and saw Metallica at the Fonda. Yeah. Two thousand people. Nothing but heat seekers. Yeah. And there's like times where I'm like, I wish young people could watch these guys because now Metallica's considered old people music.

I'm like, come watch how the greats do it. Yeah. It's like when I want to go on a show with a new band, those people have no fucking charisma, no stage presence. Their songs can be good, it's fine. I don't love them, but... Because a lot of times, the last thing that's important is how good they are at music. Yeah. It's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the Yeah. It's their look. It's their angle And that's why these young kids, they're not, listen, I don't hate millennials. I'm very jealous of them.

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I can't relate to anybody. Yeah, I just can't enjoy it. It's like, you know, it's like, they spend way they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. They're. They're. They're they. They're. They're they. They spend way. They spend. They spend. They're. They're. They they. They they. They they. They they. They they. They they. They they. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They they. They they. They're. They're. They're they they they they they they they they they they they spend way. They spend way. They spend way. They spend way they spend way spend way spend way spend way spend way spend way spend way they spend they spend way spend way spend way they spend way they spend way they spend way they spend way they spend way they spend way they spend into this whole thing with fucking what's her face Mael Street yeah I'll get into that but it's like you know it's like dr. Strange is not going to get one Fucking nomination and that effects what visual effects dude the story was great there was nothing that movie was phenomenal. You know it's like when the matrix came out nothing, that movie was phenomenal. You know, it's like when the Matrix came out. That's the level of quantum leap in special effects that movie. It won't get anything, it might get special effect, but that's it. You know, I'm just, the most annoying part of these fucking awards are these winners

crying about winning. They're crying. It's like your life isn't that bad. I wish somebody just go up and be like, fuck yeah! Boom! You see this Golden Globe? After the show, I got a rock of cocaine that fucking big and I'm doing it on a fucking Merrill Streep's asshole. What do you think about that? That's who I am? I'm just tired of winners winning. How about giving me a lifetime achievement war for being in this fucking town and not giving up when I should move the fuck on and move to his city like Tampa and just banged chicks

and be appreciated for my well-crafted dick jokes. Some people like the Carl Sagan of dick jokes. Some people appreciate his deep meanings to his fucking raw-dogging bits. But nobody fucking does in this town. I was just watching the the goddamn comedy jam last night and it was awesome. God bless, you know, big shout out to Josh Amyers. It's gonna be fun. Tiffany Hattish fucking destroyed. Destroyed. I saw that girl six years ago. I was like that girl's going to be a star. I wanted to do stuff with it. It's just like that's why I'm producing my own stuff. I just sold this digital series about shooting specials. I'm gonna

shoot all the people I see special before anybody else sees them so I can just be the grown-ass man. Why not? I see everybody before everybody else. I know who's going to blow up and who's not going to blow up. I know who's going to work, who's not going to work. So why not? I'm just because you, I have people ask me to do content. Let me shoot these people. Don't tell me who I got a proof. You just shoot them. That's what I do. That's what I do. So we get to the want to be, I'm just going to be cranking out fastballs.

So we get to the award season, Golden Globes, I think the Golden Globes should be renamed Cocaine and Jack Daniels because everybody's shit-faced up there. They literally just nominate you so. Yeah, they're like, hey you wanted a war? I'm like, what? They're like, yeah, it's in Vegas, we need you show up. I'm like, get I, do I get a hotel room? Nope. Not coming home, boy. Everybody's fucked up. I didn't even see Jimmy Fallon anywhere. Yeah. He hardly showed up. Jimmy Fallon hardly showed up. Yeah. Which makes me think that he really was enjoying that Jack Daniels and cocaine.

I don't think so. You don't think he parties? No. I know he parties. Okay. Yeah. Not, and I don't mean in a bad way. I mean, like, God bless him.

I finally can relate to somebody on television. But the Merrill Street fucking thing, just, you know, it's like, it's really funny to listen to somebody who's been famous since they were what, 16 years old? Well, she was in her 20s, okay, 20? Yeah. Someone since the famous since they were 20, talking about how they're all outsiders? Well, Sarah Jessica Parker is an outsider. Someone since the famous since they were 20 talking about how they're all outsiders? Well. Sarah Jessica Parker is an outsider? She has a, she looks not for everybody.

They're outsiders from people who watch sports and you know. They're not outside. They're all inside. If you actually met and really investigate who each one of them are, they have huge... And listen, God bless them. Some of them certainly come from a legacy that's like... Fuck, yeah! You can't.

Sarah Jessica Parker is the farthest thing from an outsider. Why are we talking about Sarah Jessica Parker? Because it was part of... Did you hear the speech? Yeah, I heard Merrill Street speech. Yeah, she brought her up. She's like Sarah Jessica Parker, she's from Michigan. She's from Ohio. She's from Ohio, you're an outsider? I mean, she had a little weird acting family, but yeah. Yeah.

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Let's be honest. Like at 18 years old, okay, yeah, in high school they were gave you some shit. Since then, you've had a fucking run, home boy, and there's no bike. Have you ever watched how he talks to referees? He lays into them. I just think they're referring to... Overall. Yeah, they're not. They're trying to use their status as a platform to help other people. I just. I. I. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I just, I just, I just, I just, I, I, I, I, I, I just, I thi, I just, I, I the, I the, I the, I the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th. th, th. th. th. th, th, th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, the, the, the, to use their plot their status as a platform to help other people I just okay I did that I'm not dealing with yeah though I mean he might a moment to moment stuff but it's like how you were sell relateability I just like Merrill Street crying about outsiders was

unbelievable and then this out of nowhere just going off on mixed martial arts Like for someone who supposedly trained in the arts Like yeah called it not art martial arts is 100% arts like the dedication time the people that the time that people put in to that That form of entertainment is as equal, if not more impressive than acting? Yes. It's not painting, but I get what you're saying. It is definitely... Dude, Bruce Lee was an artist, bro.

For sure. If, like, compared to what painting? The stuff I see in coffee bean where it's like $400 for this guy that took a shit on a fucking canvas? Certainly not. There are extremes on both sides that are ridiculous. I just got rubber man. I think she just wants, what I took on that statement was just a jackheaded douchebagery, which is mostly found in football and MMA.

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At the end of the day, he's our president. And I'm not happy about it. And there's no one to blame by Hillary Clinton for that. I'm sorry. There's a lot of things. No, come on than just her. Okay. So if emails come out that she fucking him up. And that's a lot. the threat. the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the the the the the the the the the the the the they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. threat. th. the. threat. th. threat. the. the. threat't even spent a dollar on my campaign. I'm getting all this exposure. That was done on purpose. That's the media. Yeah. There's a lot, like I'm saying, there's a lot of people to blame. It's not just Hillary, it's the media. It's the, our own culture.

It's, mm-hmm. So let's end this real quick because we gotta go. Can I turn my own mic on? No, no, no, no, I would prefer that. Okay. I would rather have someone going, shut up, or you're being crazy. I'd much rather have that. I don't think you're being crazy. I just think there's a lot of things. I just think that it's, as they're walking to the stage. It's gotten that fucking cookie cutter. And it's just like crowds are getting, like what everybody used to say about

LA crowds before and I'd be like, you're fucking crazy. It is now happening. I watch people just, just eat pop comedy, just up. And it's just like, everybody wants honesty until you start getting honest. That's why I learned. You know, I was telling the story about the time I got robbed by a hooker twice in one day. And just people freeze up on me. Yeah.

And it's just like, everybody loved Richard Pryor when he was talking about smoking crack and everyone's like, that's so brave and then somebody just go hey man my life is pretty crazy yeah that's my whole point it's just it's really anyways we'll get back I won't end on this Raiders lost devastating loss the amount of of happiness the amount of of happiness my friends and fans have taken in Raiders Losing is unbelievable. It hurts. Rader Nation's dead, bro.

It's like, dude, I give you free entertainment. Why are you kicking me when I'm crying? So now I have to get a Hitler mustache. That's unfortunate. I have to get a Hitler mustache because I lost a bat and I have to wear it for 24 hours. So my problem is I go to a 12-step program. It's all gay guys. Like what am I going to do? I got to walk in with a Hitler just going, hey everybody, I lost the bat. Are you uncomfortable with this? If you are, I'll see you guys next week, I'll leave these here. You know? It's like, what do I do?

It's 24 hours? Yeah. Could you skip it for one day? Well, I don't want to go into my show Wednesday with a Hitler mustache. Yeah, yeah. That's a huge show. Yeah. I hopefully will sell some tickets. Is anyone bought any tickets?

Oh, really? Okay, good. The comedy store, can I just tell you, Brenton, you're doing a great job? Breton's in here. It's, the place is cooking with gas. The lineups are great. You know, I'm not on it as much as I used to be, but the, no, I get it. But Brenton's a, Breton Bill Cone. he, he is, he's a very funny comic, and he also does a lot of, he does the social media for the comedy store, and he's really great. And I'm just so excited for this Wednesday. I do my, I do an annual Naughty Show at the Expiz Awards,

and I'm gonna do it every year. And I'm gonna talk to Emily about locking it down because I know people, once I start doing stuff and they see it and they wanna, they try to get in on it, I just want to be an annual show. And then I'm gonna be in Vegas for AVNs, if you're ever out there.

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