Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - Safe Space Ep 30: Getting Weird In Florida

Episode Date: February 15, 2017

I'm back with a brand new episode of Safe Space and I rant about.... 1) The Grammys 2) Tin Foil Hat 3)Run The Jewels 4)UFC 208 5 Fat Mike's Birthday

And welcome to another episode of Safe Space. Thank you guys for tuin. Sam Tripoli here. My final night in Florida. It's been amazing. It's been fun. Captain Brines is great. Terry and her whole crew is amazing. I had a lot of fun in Florida. It's very interesting when you play Florida because you do the radio shows and they're just really like you can get away with everything. Then you realize FCC standards are in fact just simply community standards. And then you you realize you are in fact just simply community standards. And then you realize you're in Florida and everything goes out the window.

It's just FOOPAR. It's just crazy. I mean, there's some crazy, I was on the radio the other day and they were talking to me and they told me a story about a woman who got busted having sex with a pit bull a hundred times. A hundred times they busted her having sex with his pit bull. And I had to ask, why do you take a hundred times to stop the woman from having, how many times you have to confirm that this woman is in fact banging a pit bull. I think it takes one, maybe. I can see the cops go, oh,

Sarge, she's doing it. Should we go on? No, no, no, let's watch. Let's see what happens here. Let's see what's going on here. Let's hold on. Okay, Sarge, we're up to 30 times. No, let's not rush this. Let's make sure this a close, a close case. That's a 100. Okay, that's. Okay. Okay. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, that's it. That's it. Anyone got a towel and clean up here because I, I'm done too. Let's go in and bust it. A hundred times, a hundred times it takes you to bust a chick having sex with a pimple. A hundred times. I'm not saying you guys are slow, but that's ridiculous. thattha. you you you you you you Red State Tee-Tee Shirts are going to be available on Punch Drunk Sports very soon. It's very nice. So if you listen to Punch Drunk Sports, please go check out the new t-shirts. They're gorgeous. I'm excited to finally have them out.

I've been pushing tee and he's now got them out. This podcast is going on during the Grammys. I really love the Grammys. I love, I love watching the Grammys. I'm convinced the top two award shows I've talked about before. The top two are by far the Grammys and the AVNs. Without doubt, they're the best. Why, why are they the best the best, the best, the best, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th, their, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, thi, tho, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thoooooooooooo, the, th're the best. Why? Why are they the best? Well, my opinion is that they are the two award shows where you have the most zero to heroes. More zeros the heroes. More people who came from nothing who rose to the top. Everybody in music was like, from a bad home, a bad neighborhood, don't crack, you know, came from shady situations and now they rose up started record, made a record, got a record deal, put out on the record and bam, here they are,

live at the Grammys at the Staples Center. Porn, same thing. All those girls, most of them are trailer trash. Came from nothing. Decide to put it together and go for it and bam, now they got an award for being the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best theck. theck. th. th. th. th. th. theck. thirty it together and go for it and bam now they got an award for being the best person who fucks on camera. Congratulations ladies that's amazing. Doug Sandham had the best joke about the Avians. That's the only award show where you can get new Starlet, a newcomer and Lifetime Achieve award in the same year. I love it and you know what they're both best best at? They're both really good at either just being amazing at recognizing history and Being a train wreck. Like Lady Gaga who's been on a role. She was in the Super Bowl Bowl and that was we debated that I'm punch shrunk and everything else about you know I'm a tinfoil hat and I'll give it some tinfoil hat stuff

we debate her whether she loves Satan or not hey I don't care because I guarantee you chicks who love Satan love to get weird and bed probably an anal and that's all good whatever more on the table that's what I'm saying so our lady Gaga is going with, doing a duet with Metallica. And Metallica's really been killing it lately. They're popping up everywhere. They were on Jimmy Fallin.

I saw them do a live show at the Fonda in Hollywood in front, like 2,000 people. It was by far one of the best shows. So, I got to see them. by far one of the best shows I've ever seen. One of the best shows. So I got to see them, you know, and now they're doing a duet with Lady Gaga and James Hepfield's microphone didn't work. Oh, yeah, oh yeah, somebody got fired. Lady Gaga is doing a world tour and she's trying to get her name out anywhere and James Hepfield will kill you. He literally would kill you. I think you you, I you, I you, I you, I you, I you, I you, I you, I you, I you, I you, I you, I th you, I th you, I th you, I th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi to to thi thi to see, I got to the, I got th to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to see to see to to see to see to to to to to to to to see to to to to to to see to see, I to to to to to to to to to to to to to th thi, I got thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thin the thin the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thour and she's trying to get her name out anywhere and James Hepfield will kill you.

He literally would kill you. I think he fights bears for fun. Like him and Rogan go in the wilderness and manhandle wild animals. Like James Heffield don't give a fuck. He bought a farmland just to kill animals, okay? That's who he is. He has bees. You know and if you own a bees, you're a little crazy. Bee people are a little nuts, right? They're like a little farther beyond the cat people. The cat people are the worst. And then it, then when you thought that was as far as you can go on crazy, bam, here comes to bee people.

They're even farther, crazier. So yeah. So the mic didn't work and they just rocked through it and like, fuck yeah, so they moved him over and Lady Gaga, who I like a lot. I didn't like her at first. She's walked around with meat on, I've talked about it, but now I like her. You know, she's doing duets with the old man. You know, she's doing duets. Now she worked with Metallica. She has grandpa fetish. She has an old man fetish. That's why I like her. She's into old dudes. Anytime, anytime, young girls like old dudes. I love it. Like there's this, uh, you know, I'm working clubs. I gotta be, you know, I got to be professional. I can't be disrespectful to the staff. I was working an off the hook. And you know, the, uh, off the comedy club and they have these like the like the like the like the like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. the, the, th.. th. th. th. th. th. the, th. the, th. the, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. the. th. th. thi. the, th. the, the, the, thi. the, thi. thi. the, and you know the other comedy club and they have these like 20 year old hostesses and you know I have a girlfriend so I have to

be respectful but man when you see a 20 year old ass you're like oh you start making life decisions a 20 year old so twenty year old ass will make you wonder should you just throw your life away man I mean you look like that a ass you could throw your life away? Man! I mean you look like that ass you could throw quarters off there, okay? You can bounce quarters off that ass. Maybe everything I'm worth going to my life, maybe it's not that important. How many times I can get 20-year-old ass. But luckily I'm slowly decaying and I'd just rather go to the bed and sit home and do a nice podcast with you guys. That piece gotta be hard.

I was it hard that one? Okay, I'm gonna pull back. I won't do such a heart. I love the Grammys. They were great. A couple references to God, that went great. All the ethnic people railing against Trump. That was interesting.

It's a lot of fun. It's so interesting how everything. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I we're saying I'm going to get into that. So the Grammys are great. I want to talk about Tim Foil Hat. I love Tim Foyle Hat. I love the podcast. Thank you for all you guys who support it.

It's a lot of fun. It is a weird podcast for me to do. I don't know the newest craziest podcast I've ever done. You're like, well, you did the naughty show. Well, the naughty show is in my wheelhouse. You know, I like weird, crazy. Bring on the porn stars, bring on the strippers, bring on the trans-sexuals. I like, whatever. Let's see how we can make it. Well, this is more like conspiracy theories. You got, it's such a delicate, delicate thing because you've got to have, you've got to have knowledgeable people. They got to know

what they're talking about and they have to be entertaining. They have to be able to talk about what they're into for an hour. That's a long time. That's a long time. If you're not entertaining. It could take a long time. Luckily. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I have thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi're not the entertaining. It could take a long time. Luckily I've had some really good people, Eddie Bravo was on. And Eddie Bravo is an interesting thing because I respect him and I love him and I'm very thankful he does the show. He went to the one area where I am a little bit iffy on, let's say, iffy, which is flat earth. Okay, flat earth, you know, and this is what I'm kind of working out on this podcast is like, where's the line that I go with with these guys? Do I, do I question them?

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you've gone too far, you've gone too far, it's like when people are like, Obama is Kenyan, you're like, okay, you went a little too far on that, I'm open, that maybe he did do all this and this and this, I'm open to hearing that, okay, now you're saying, now you're saying, now now now now now now now now now now now th saying, now now th saying, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, no, no, no, th saying, th saying, th saying, no, th saying, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thin, thi, thi, thi, that's, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, then yeah, okay, we'll get into some of that. So Flaher, so I'm trying to figure out where is that line? Where is the line in which I have to decide how far I let these guys go? Do I challenge it? Do I not challenge it? Do you know, because I have one rule on the show. I have one rule right now. And the one rule right now is, only talk about what you believe in. You gotta believe in it. You can't just throw it out and go, I don't know, okay, I don't know. No, it's gonna be like, yeah, I do believe in theat.

And I believe, Eddie, I believe, Eddie, does believe in flat. that the thought is that we're actually, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. that, th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that He thinks it's a flat earth that the earth is flat. I and that basically if you didn't see it, that the thought is that we're actually just in a crater of something much bigger. And that our moon and our sun just revolve around us, that we are the center of this universe. It's really crazy stuff. It's not necessarily my thing, but I have to decide how far and what I'm going to do with it and if I'm going to challenge people. I think I have to challenge people at some point, but I have to let them get out what they want to talk about so that I can't, you know, we can hear about just hearing about conspiracies. I don't take it that serious. I'm fucking down, home boy. I want to hear about the shape-shifting lizard people. I'm down with almost everything. Like I said on the podcast, I'm down with like,

lizard people, multiple dimensions, ghosts, aliens, everything. I believe in all of it. Why not? Get weird. Okay? But I have to know, like, if I don't believe in something it's going to be a little weird. So I want to talk about this whole Donald Trump. One thing I want to talk about Donald Trump is I'm kind of coming into this thing on the podcast where a lot of people in with conspiracy who are into conspiracy theories.

We very much, I gotta stop saying I'm working on it man. I'm working on real hard. One thing about conspiracy theories conspiracy theorist is that some see Donald Trump as the guy gotta hit that PR some see Donald Trump as the guy as the guy as the guy who is the white knight to take out the establishment, that he's an outsider, for an outsider, for a billionaire, okay? And that's how they see it now. I would actually say, be cautious with that.

Do not necessarily see him as a white knight, even though he is the anti-established candidate, that we are, we are seeing this humongous blowback on him because he is not the candidate joint. It was obviously Hillary Clinton and when you see the news, Fox News, and MSNBC, Comedy Central of all the late night talk shows, they all get a check from a company that basically funded Hillary's campaign. So they're all pushing back on that. So these so a lot conspiracy theorists, they want to sit there and they want to say, hey he's an outsider and I would caution on that. I think possibly that both Hillary and Trump weren't good choices and that Hillary and that as much anything, here's my opinion, whatever bad you say about Donald Trump, I'll agree with.

And all the bad things you say about Obama, I'll agree with. Obviously I didn't, the Kenyan thing, but a kind of conversation about that, about whose dad really is, but in terms of, you know, setting a high score in immigration, wiretapping, all that stuff, bombing 7-court. Yeah, maybe they're both bad. Maybe you're saying, uh, Obama's, uh, race deficit, they're probably right. Yeah, you're probably right.

Trump's an idiot, he's a fascist. Yeah, you're probably right. I don't necessarily think Trump's a bad guy. They say why I don't think my dad is necessary bad guy. If you put my dad in at presidency, he would do the exact same thing. He would literally like try to stop immigrants from here, here, even though his grandparents were immigrants, you know, it's just old school time where they didn't, you know, that's just what, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their where they didn't, you know, that's just what, people didn't get long. You know, I had an 80-year-old woman in my show tonight. This 80-year-old, she was pretty racist, she said it, she's like, yeah, he's a filthy Italian. You know, I said, you're so old, you're banging black guys back in the day

when they had to use separate entrances, that's what they referred to as backdoor sex, that they literally had to use the back door to come in to have sex. That's a great line. That's a great line. So I would hold off, I would hold off on sitting there and saying that Trump is going to change the system. I think even, let's say he even got in there and he saw the I'm gonna change the system. He got in there and then he saw the buttloads of cash that he could get if he plays ball. And there's a buttload of cash.

Now, everybody thinks that Russia affected the election. I do not believe it did. I think a free trade changed the election. I think Michael Moore and I think Chris Matthews both secretly wanted Trump because it's better for business and they know Hillary is evil as foc. She's a Sith Lord. Like I said, Hillary versus Trump, it's a Sith Lord versus an ass clown, okay? And the Sith Lord could have beat the Arragan Tang's asshole. So I would hold off when you look at all the cabinet members he's putting in, they're all billionaires and they're both both both both both both both both both both both both both both both both both both. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. their, their, their th. their their thi's their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their. their, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tre. tre. tre. tre. tre. tre. tre. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. their. their. their. theirragantang's asshole. So I would hold off when you look at all the cabinet members he's putting in,

they're all billionaires and they're both all evil and I don't trust any of them. So I fight Trump tooth and nail. I fight him to tooth and nail. So I would hold off. So this brings me to the whole Pierce Morgan versus asking everyone to calm down, calm down, calm down, about Trump and the Trump hysteria. And Jim Jeffries kind of equated him to be Hitler, which I found very interesting because I love Jim Jeffries.

I think he's a great comic. I think he's very funny. But I, you know, it's so interesting how the game is played. And it's just, it's, you see it just happening all the time. It's like, you know, the Republicans get bashed in the mainstream media. And the Democrats get celebrated for all the quote unquote good stuff they do. That allows it to be good cop versus bad cop. And that allow, you know, when the Democrats openly play to civil rights of ethnic groups, which is right. To gay rights, which is right. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the th, th, th, th, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they. they. they. they. theyy, theyyyy, theypublica, thri. theyyyy, theypublica, thri's, thri's, theyy, thro threats, thi. thi. thi. the Democrats openly play to civil rights of ethnic groups, which is right,

to gay rights, which is right, which, you know, immigration, which is right, gay rights, which is right, okay? They have to play that, because that plays to a certain base. Whereas, the Republicans, they don't have to hide their intentions. They're all about business and world domination, and that plays, that plays, to their intentions. They're all about business and world domination and that plays, that plays to the constituents. Whereas the Democrats' constituents, constituents, I think that's it, I'm saying it wrong. They want equal rights on everything, which I want. Equal marriage for gays, I want that. You know, they want access to people from other countries coming here and get a better life. I want that. They want gun control.

I want something. I have to see what happens in North Dakota, okay? I'm not necessarily going to say that I'm 100% for taking away all gun control. I'm not. I think people have the right to pick up. The point is this. We got to hold back. to. to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their th. their their their to to to their to their, to to to their, to, to, to, to, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th.a. th.e. th. their, their, their, their, their, think people have the right to pick up. The point is this. We gotta hold back on whether we're going to, this podcast is way too serious, huh? It's just way too serious. I'm sorry, man, it's too serious. My point is, Jim Jeffries is great. I hate Pierce Morgan, he's a piece of shit. Because I don't even know why he's on television this ass bag. Okay, he's involved in the Sun I believe the Sun. Here it is. Pierce Morgan worked for the journalists hacking in the Sun right. The Sun is a British magazine. The Sun British tabloid newspaper, the News of the World, right? He was involved in this and what they, as editor, he was kind of green lighting, hacking into people's voicemails. He the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. He's, the th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He was th. He was th. He was th. th. I thiefs. I thiefs. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thun, I thun, I th. th. th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. thi. thi. thi. thi thin. thin. thin. thin. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thin. thin. newspaper, The News of the World, right? He was involved in this and what they, as editor, he was kind of greenlighting, hacking into people's voicemails.

He did it with, uh, Paul McCartney and his wife, the one-legged one, right? Hippity Hop did with her. And then it's supposedly did with this young girl, Millie. Okay, in 2002, right? she goes missing and she was murdered, right? And they, you know, someone there and he's the editor, green lights, hacking into the phone, and erasing messages, so the parents would think she was still alive and she was erasing the message and they would keep leaving messages right like that is dumb shit that is evil shit why is this guy in television fuck you NBC I'm sorry

you're like doing this Saturday Night Live shit about Trump and bash him why you have the fucking guy with the pretense Morgan Morgan fuck him that guy is an ass bag. That guy needs to get punched in the face. So Jim Jeffries is right, he's an ass-off. But I really got to tell you, ma'am, we just do not look at anything that Obama did. I mean, Obamacare is great. After that, we really got to take a look at some shit, right? Everyone's applauding him for Chelsea Manning? Hey, guess who put them in the office? Chelsea, put them in the prison. Chelsea Manning. Yeah. Obama, it's the whole thing is like, it's, do you, your girlfriend's cheating on you? Do you want to know about or not?

If you don't, that's Obama, if you do, that's Trump. That's Trump. So you gotta like figure it out. So I got into this whole thing on the last podcast, the, got it on the Timfoil hat. We talked about the Space Challenger and how people think that's not real, that some people think it exploded. I couldn't find a video. But I just want to tell you my thoughts on that because I've been getting hit on a lot on Facebook about oh that's disrespectful to the family and it's disrespectful. Why would they do that? Here's the thing.

I think that they were on the space shuttle and they got shot in the space and they got shot in the space and they exploded and they had to panic. And they're like, what the... What are we going to do now? We got these astronauts sitting here. Everyone thinks they're dead, but we're going to do. I think NASA had to talk with them and goes, here's how we're going to play it. You're either going to change your identities, move your whole families, we're going to let you live, or or, or, or, he played along for a while, and maybe he didn't. And after a while, he's like, they should know the truth. I think that's what

happened. People can he ask me, well, well, they benefit from blowing it up. I don't think they met the blow it up. I think they shot something in a space or the whole hi orbit. They like to sit up there for a while, and they bring it back down, then they bring it in a bunker, and then they show all the guys coming off the plane waving everybody. And now they couldn't do that. So they had to give these guys other aliases. Like, one of the, two of the guys on the, on the space shuttle, woman's working at Syracuse. I mean, look into it, man. Watch that video.

It is crazy. I'm just saying, question everything. Ah, so I went to see Run the Jules recently, right? I want to saw that. I mean, I'm way too serious on this podcast. I just love doing ti in this podcast. I just love doing tinfoil hat. I love doing it. I think it's wonderful. I love to do it. I just love that everybody loves it. You know what else I love? Chicks are in the chicks are into it. Right? There's nothing hotter. You want to turn me on? Talk about building seven. I'm serious, man. Chicks who are in the conspiracy theories, just bump up a little bit. You know, it's like, the chick, the chick, the chick, the chick, the chick, the chick, the chick, the chick, thii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that's that's thi, I just that's that's that's that's that's that I that I that I that. I that. I that everybody, I that. I that everybody, I that. I that. I that's that's that's that. I that's that. I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi, I thi, thi, thi. I just thi. I just thi. thi's thi's thi's thi. I just thi. I just thi. I just that's that's that's that's that's that's that conspiracy theories, just bump up a little bit. You know, it's like when a chick is into like Dan Cook, comedy,

it takes them down a little bit. When a chick is into like, like conspiracy theories, and they believe like, oh, 9-11 was an inside job, you're like, oh, man, you were a seven, but now you're an eight and a half, right? I'm like weird shit, man. There's a, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th, th, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's, like, like, like, like, like, that, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that, that, like, that, like, thi. There's this model going around right now with a crosshide. She's like a super hot model, but she's slightly crosshide. That's my wheelhouse, oh boy. That's what I'm talking about. I don't know, man. We just like weird things. You know what else I discovered I like? Sniffing armpits. How weird is that? Steve Randolph used to tell me to do it. He's like, dude, I'm addicted to it. I can't stop stin.

I'm like, that's gross. And then like, somebody like, dared me to do it. I did it. I'm like, oh, dude, it's like, it was so good. Yeah, try it, dude. Obviously you don't want to do when they just like did some cross fit, but when the girls are just snipper on it and be like burring, barring, right? I'm into it home boy, I'm weird. So let's see Run the Jules, one of my favorite bands, I think Run the Jules has a chance to go down as one of the greatest rappers of all time. I love what, like for me, what's important in rapping? What's important? What's important? Rhyming, obviously, but rhyming-wise saying something.

That's more important. Little Wayne? Just rhymes words. Sometimes rhymes the same word with the same word. It's garbage. Okay? I like when you can say something. That's why Eminem is king. Are we debating anymore? Who's the grace of all time? It is Eminem. Rakeem's up there, but I'm sorry, man. I mean, Chuck D. does not get enough respect as a rapper, but I think it comes down without a doubt to Eminem versus Notorious P.G. What do you guys think? Those are my two. Had to head at the peak of th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the the, the, the, the, th, the ga, the ga, the g. Who's the ga, who's the grace, who's the grace, who's the grace, the grace, the grace, the grace, the grace, the grace the grace the grace the grace the grace their their their their their their their thi thi. Who the, the, the, th. Who th. Who the, the, the, the, the, the. Who's the. Who's thea. the. thea. thea. the. Who's their their Those are my two head to head at the peak of their thing. I would love to see those two go at it.

Just battle wrap. That would be insane. That'd be great. I can't believe. Biggie Small die to 24, doc. That's crazy shit. I wasn't doing Jack shit in my life in 24. They already be that accomplished and then die is un-fucking believable.

God, I've been around too long. So it's just getting crazy, dude. So I once I'll run the Jules and it was great. The band is live. I've seen a couple rap concerts lately, a couple hip hop now. Say what the kids calling it now? Hip-hop, the hip-hop scene, love it's th-a, th-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, thoom, th-s, thoom, thoomahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, I I I I I I I I I I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's-s, I's-s, I's-s, I's-s-s-s-s-s-s'-s'-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa'-sa'-sa'-sa'-sa'-sa'-sa'-sa'-sa'-sa'-sa'-hop now? See what the kids calling it now? Hip-hop? The hip-hop scene, love it. Live, they used to be like live rap wasn't good, but I mean, dude, I've seen Ice Cube live, I've seen public enemy live,

beastie boys, I've seen a ton of people live. It's good shit, and Ruther Jules is just like that they did it at the U, you, you, you, you, the, the, the, the, th, th, thua, thua, thso, thso, thin, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thee, th, th, th, th, th, th, thus, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th. th that they did it at the U.S.C. Shriner. So, such a great venue. It's the old where they had the old the Calumet Awards, the original place. It's amazing for a concert. And I got there. Like, dude, I keep falling for the shit, man. When a rap concert starts at eight, no, they're the main act won't get on till 11. I mean we're talking time. You know how there's time, there's like black people time, Armenian people time, there's like yeah, there's comic time,

there's you know, there's what a porn star time. Now if you're a black Armenian rapper who does porn, you may never show up ever again, ever your life never so I went there you know To see a concert. I want to get there early because I want to be close enough So I get there early and I walk in who do I see Frank Castillo Who won? The second season of Rose Battle. He's there and I see him he goes hey dude. What's up? He goes? Why are you here? What do you mean? Why am I here? What? What? Why? Why do you? Why? Why th? th? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I to? I to? I to? You? You? You? You? You? You? I to? I to? I? I to? I to? I to? You? You? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I to? I to? I to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to see? I want? I want? I want? I want? I want? I want? I want? I want? I want? I to to to to to to the I see him. He goes, hey dude, what's up? He goes, why are you here? What do you mean why am I here? What do you mean why am I here? I'm here? I'm here the rock, home boy? I'm here. I'm coming to guns of blazes. I'm a dude. I may be a little older, but I've been the rap game for a long time, dog. I've been listening to hip hop before you realize you were Mexican, man, man, man, man, man, man, th, th, the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm thin, thin, thin, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, th. He. He. He. He. He. He thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, that, that, tho. He's tho. He's tho. He's thoo. thooo. that, why that, why before you realize you were Mexican, man. I'm a grown-ass man. I've been listening way back in the day.

I remember being a kid and seeing Aerosmith and Run DMC get the guy. I'm like, oh shit, this is two of my favorite things. Bam! I mean, I've been listening forever, dude. I was breakdancing in the early 80s in upstate New York had a street name comb, wacky fruit bubble gum. That is the whitest street name ever. He used to break dance with a mullet dude. I couldn't do the windmill mill so I never felt complete. Okay? But I'd bring it. We're the HCI breakers. We're sponsored by the holiday in, okay? And we play the Maple Leaf Festival and we won battle raps constantly. We won break dancing competitions constantly. Okay. So I've been

into the game for a long time, home boy. You're just checking it. Okay? I know what I'm doing, all right? I know what I'm doing. It was great, dude. So I get there and, you know, I'm with Dana, and Dana's like, I think I'm the oldest person, and who cares? We're here to Rock. Rock knows no age. Okay? We go there, kids are smoking weed let them right. These kids got a maid, man.

Smokke a weed right in the open. Cops aren't even busted anybody. And it's at USC, so run the jewels knows what they're doing. It's all college kids pack 5,000. Bam. Packed. So I bring Dana, she doesn't know the band that much, but she's a gamer. She sees somebody from her work. What do they say to her? What are you doing here? Why here's a rock? Am I fucking off here, man? What do you mean? I like hip hop, dude? It's the shit. Now I will, okay,

side-note, I just put a Taylor Swift song in my Spotify. Bad Blood? I like it, dude. It's actually so good. It slows down when Kendrick Lamar sings. I gotta be honest with you. I that's why I hear we used to have bad blood. We have bad blood. We really got bad. I don't even know the word I just discovered it. It's so good. It makes you want to go fight crime. I know it's Taylor Swift. I'm not supposed to like it, but it's a jam. It's a jam. I'm being honest with you. This all about honesty. I like Taylor Swift. Bad blood song. Okay. I'm going to see to to to to to to to to to to to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see the the to see the the the the the the the the the the the the the the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the word the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. We th. We the. We the. I the. We really really really the. I the. I the. I th. I th It's all about honesty. I like Taylor Swift Bad Blood song, okay? I'm gonna see if I can play it real quick for you. Let me see if you can hear this shit And you'll get hooked too. Are you ready? Are you ready? Hold on. Come on! Hold on, here come, to the today, their tip, critique, overwrite you.

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That's good. That's good. I'm putting this podcast so janky together. I'm recording on my iPad for YouTube, and then I have my H4 Zoom right here. That's just straight jank, son, janky. So I go there and I'm loving it. Travis Barker comes out, plays Lil.

I love Travis Barker, tattoos, fucking bringing it, pounding on it. You know, Killer Mike are awesome. Killer Mike is great. It's kind like, the like, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. I, th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I, I'm, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th. t t t t t t t t th. th. th. th th th th th. th. th. are awesome. Killer Mike is great. It's kind of like watching the cool A-Man rap. He just, he doesn't move a lot. He does a lot of the, you know, he just turns. It does a lot of pivoting. He pivots a lot when he wraps. He's a pivoter. Pivot, pivot, pivot, pivot. Fetch a slave, you know, and I love it. And LP looks like just a white guy that won the lottery and he's in a great rep and I know he's got a history, he's great, they bring it and they,

the concerts are great, dude. I mean, they're so good. That concert, when it's, you know, a Diant word, that concert is great. Like, white ra. that. that. that. tha. tha. that. that. that. that. tha. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that that that that that that that that. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th threate is that. that. that. that thi. Like, white rappers are killing it right now. White rappers are killing the game. I love it. White rappers, what? They're bringing it, dude. I'm so proud. This is the best time to be white thinking you're black.

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because Dana wants to go, I'm blaming it all on her, I would say all fucking night. And I miss Zach Dale Rhoa'. God damn it! It's not my fault, okay? The old lady wanted to leave. My old lady's got to go. Apparently we were too old for the concert. Fucking pissing me off, man. This is ridiculous. So, we left, and then I go on YouTube to find out what the last song was. We're on the Jules. With Zach Dale Roach on stage. It was so good.

Great concert, man. Great concert. You know, concerts are weird when you're sober too. You just don't want to, you know. Man, everybody smoked a weed there. I'm like, God, I love weed. I love some weed, but then it's gonna get weird. Nah.

I mean, when you're sober, man, and you take anything, the next day you feel it, your body's just off. Nothing better than waking up sober and just kicking ass. But I wish I would have gotten high and just watch, run the jewels fast, sing a run the jewels, I should have put Dane in the car, took a Uber home. That's why I should have done. I should have done, I should have been a grown-ass man.

It's like I pay for these tickets, I'm gonna watch this whole show. No, hey, who makes the rules? This guy, okay? When you start paying for everything, you can make the rules. I pay for this, I'm gonna stay here. And that's kind of how it goes. All right? Surrounded you was great. UFC, 208 came out, Brooklyn at the Barclay Center. It wasn't bad, wasn't great.

It's very interesting when a card doesn't dazzle you leading up to it. I'm always amazed at how great the cards are actually when there's low expectations. When the show, when it's a card is huge, everyone's like, oh man, it's going to be great and then it tends to be a snoozer. It very rarely doesn't live up to its expectations. Whereas, you know, unknown cards like these fight nights, these dudes just brawl, dude. I almost want to watch two unknown dudes go at it than two top 10 guys.

Because if the top 10 guys has so much to lose, they don't bang as much, man. I mean, they won't come than the New York Athletic Department, the Athletic Commission? I mean, come on, man. The referee and the judging was so freaking off. It was so off. I mean, Anderson Silva, I love the death of spider to me is the greatest of all time. I mean, John Jones could have been that guy. I still think he has a possibility.

But Ryan, you gotta have a huge pockets where he's not fighting. And it's not because he went to jail for, you know, fighting Vietnam for protesting Vietnam. He, because he's a, he's like me, a fuck up, you know, we make mistakes and we, you know, he's made a lot of the the the the the the the the the.... the the. the. the. thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. He's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he. He's thi. He's thi. He's the th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's a thin. He's a thin. He's a thin. He's thin. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. theea. thea. thea. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like, he's like, he's like. He's like, he's like. He's like, he's like me, a fuck up, you know, we make mistakes and we, you know, he's made a lot of mistakes, dude. He likes the ladies, he likes a party. It's got to be really hard to be a UFC fighter and not partake in the strippers and the porn stars and the drugs and the banging that's going on. Being an elite pro-athlete with Twitchfiber. I mean, I can't imagine what it must be like. Ah, I would love that. I would love that.

Just running through nines and tens, you know? And he just couldn't, you know, fight off the temptation. And it cost him, and it cost him. I don't think he has any more strikes. I think this is strike three, wouldn't you say? And this is the end the end the end th. And th. And th. And th. And th is th. th. th. th. th. th is thi thi thi thi thi, I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that I that I that I would that I would that I would that I would that. I would that. I would that. I would that. I would that. I would that. I that that that th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thate. thate at the at theateate at theateate at the at theateate at the at the at thate. I would that him. I don't think he has any more strikes. I think this is strike three, wouldn't you say? And this is the end of it. And if it does it again, I think everyone's done with him. Belletor might take them, but the UFC,

you gotta really start asking what's going on here. So, uh, Anderson Silva bought Derek Brunson, I believe. And a and a lot of people didn't think you won the fight you know the statistics back it up Brunson was very kind on Twitter so it was honored to fight you I don't agree with the up with the judges decision but it was hey man you know it's Anderson Silva I think I think I think he beat Bisming that's my opinion but I thought I lost that fight and this is there really talk about him possibly the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th possibly th possibly th possibly th possibly th possibly th possibly th possibly th possibly th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi ththat's my opinion, but I thought I lost that fight. And is there really talk about him possibly fighting for a belt?

It's, no, we don't need that. That's the problem with the UFC's if you're not fighting for a championship, they don't want you. No, man, we just want entertaining fights. Put an Anderson Silva with other senior citizens. I'm 40 something. And I, you know, let them let them fight, let them fight, let them fight, let them fight, let them fight, let th, let th, let th, let th, let th, let th, let th,, you know, let him fight older guys that we'd like to see him fight. Why he's got to fight for a belt? Nobody needs that. He just let him fight to the wheels fall off, let him fight guys who are like

decaying like him. You know, let's have decay matches. Who's decaying more? And then the Hollyholm thing, it's like, God, dude, I had a, I had a, I had the party, I the party, the party, the party, the party, the party, the party, the party, the party, the party, the party, the party, the party, the party, the party, the party, the party, the party, the party, the the the the they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, to fight, to fight, to fight, to fight, they, they, they, they, they, they. they. they. they. they, they, they, they, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, they, theykekekeke, they, they, they, the, theykekeke, to the, to to the, the, the, the, then the Hollyholm thing. It's like, God, dude, I had a, I had it. I had, I had, I had the parley all the way up to that. I took Portier, I took. Jackaray, I took Anderson Silva. Who else did I take? I have one more. Can't remember. I had four. And I don't know who the next. I had four. And I got all four of them. And then all came down was Holly

Home versus whatever her name is. The woman who won. That's how weird it is, right? We like we don't even know how to say her name. UFC 208, let's see how to say her name. Ah, yes. I mean, I mean, that division is already already, that division is already germane day around to me. Yes. She won, man, and, you know, Holly home is over 35. She's on a three fight losing streak. It's I don't think it's going to get any easier and her style isn't. She's a pick and pop person. She's not like her kicks are great but her punches. She gets in, tap, tap, tap, tap gets out. I think she's a great fighter. She's won championships everywhere, but I mean, I think she got robbed in this thing, personally. I think she won.

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and the fifth round. I think she's getting rocked early in the third, and then had that great kick and rock the other, like put the woman, put germane, the remedy, in a tight situation. So, I mean, 145, what are you going to do with this? This girl's now, she's got to hurt her hand. She got her hand, she has surgery on her hand. I mean, just give the belt a sideboard. Sidebell is most disrespecting.

You can say everything you want about, you know, seroids and stuff like that. The last one, she went to a doctor that was approved by all the drug testesting companies and all and all and all and all and all and all and all and all and all and all and all and all, . and all that. So you can say whatever you want, but she's going to get found innocent with this like this petition she's doing right now. I think UFC, I mean, UFC was just weird dude. 208 was weird. I'm waiting to see what's going to happen with the UFC. I think they're in a kind of influx right now, like it's like like you felt it was going, going, going, going, going, and then they got sold and now it's just

seemed like it's turbulence. It's just shaky. And they're getting rid of everybody that you knew, right? And that's what suits do. They think you will watch no matter who's there. And the truth is they believe you put anybody right there, you're going to watch their th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thin thin, thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' tho tho tho tho tho they're going tho they're going tho, they're going they're going thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin, thin, thin, thin, thin' thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin. They're thin. thin. thin. thin. theeeeean. They're thin. thean. they're they're truth is, they believe you put anybody right there, you're going to watch it. And they're going to learn the hard way, that's not true. And especially if they get rid of Rogan. It's got to look really bad. So I think Rogan is the best. And I think he's awesome. I think they've toldld the they they their their their their their their their their their tolololome their their their thoen their thoen thoen thoen thoen thoen thoen thoen thoen their their their their thoen. I their. I their their their their their their their their the hard. I'm the hard. I'm the hard. I'm the hard. I'm their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I'm their. I'm their. I'll their. I'll toluoen. toe. tooldld. tooea. tooea. too too too too too too too too too too too too too thooooooooooo I think that's because they don't want anyone too high,

they don't want anyone too low. They want right in the middle, man. And that way you can plug anybody in there. Real personality, you got to pay talent, a whole boy. You got to pay talent, and they hate that shit. So if you get everybody in the sweet spot, you know, that you're just fun with it. And here's the thing, man. It's like Joe Buck, I've talked about before. Joe Buck is an excellent announcer. He just does nothing memorable.

He will never have, in the year of the unliked, the improbable, the impossibles happen. You'll never hear that, ever, ever, ever. It's just the truth, man. And that's that's that's that's just that's just that's just just just just just just that's just just just. And that's what they want. They want plug-in people. Talent costs money. And they don't like that. We'll see what happens, man. But they're going to learn very quickly. When it comes entertainment, you can't cut corners. You just can't. I mean, music you can do a little bit, you put a funky beat and you just put a little, you know, put some whammy bars on the voices. What's that called? You their can fuck with their voices, but at the end of the day, it's like,

people see through that eventually. You know, you gotta, like, art is art. You gotta respect the art, man. You know, 285, that was great. I think Jacques Ray Susa should be next up. That was great. I think Jacques Raysuza should be next up between Bisbing and Jesus' warrior, the Cuban. I think that's going to be a great fight. I think, I think Bisbing's in trouble. I think that Cuban is great. I really like him. What's his name? The fucking God's Warrior versus

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It's like oh, that's two dudes. That's two dudes Ah, you know, no, okay, I'm the only one What 85's interesting there's so many great fights this you have a tourney man when everybody go to fight? I mean, there's rock hold. There is? 185. There is? I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's. that's. that's. that's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's Rockhold. There's, uh, there's Anderson Silva, I guess. There is Bisbing. There is Jacques Raysuza. There's the guy who just won. The guy from Jersey, God damn, I'm getting losing everything. Ah. The fight nanny's favorite fighter. Who is that?

Jersey, uh, 185 champ. Champion, you guys are like, dude, I should know all this. Champion UFC, New Jersey, Jersey, there we go. Yes, yes! No, New Jersey, not Jersey, New Jersey. New Jersey. New Jersey. New Jersey.

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Yeah. I can't believe I didn't know that. Chris Wideman. Bam! Chris Widman. Yeah, I mean put them all in there half a tournament. Have them go at it, oh boy. Have it go at it.

Man, I haven't done this. I've got to really done this rant in a while. I gotta really work hard on this shit. So I wanna end on this, man. Did I tell you guys about when I played Fat Mike's birthday party at Bondage Bar? BDSM Bondage Bar, right? Have you, have I told you about that? It is nuts.

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That's where all the freaky shit goes. Because business guys who aren't from there while flying, get weird, get out. So all the people wearing weird shit for money, they'll live around the airport. They put stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff the their their their their their their their the like, all the people were to do weird shit for money, they all live around the airport. They put stuff on Craig's list and they'll be like, meet me over here, I'm about the app-ha. I'm by the airpaw. Nothing about hookers and car rental places by the airport. Did you know that?

Hotels, hookers, car rental places. That's it. You want to get the the the Cincinnati, bang some trans sexual midget, bam! Do it by the airport. Do it by the airpod. So this bondage bar, which is, has multiple crazy nights the guy gave me a tour of it. He's like, some nights it's bondage, some nights it's a cross-dressing night, you know, it's just a place where people get weird and nobody cares, right?

So I go there and it's me and a couple comics and I'm hosting it because I don't want to close this thing out. You know what, man? I like hosting weird events. Like within one week, I hosted an Armenian, Armenian Preschool Charity event, and I did this Fat Mike's 50th birthday at a bondage bar and couldn't be more weird crowd. Like one I was too crazy and the next one I was super vanilla. At Fat Mike's party I was like a Mormon there. A Mormon choir boy. Everyone's called me Vanilla. Dude, this is how the show,

the show ends with this black chick dressed in a nun's outfit, right? She goes up on stage with this white guy dressed in like all, dressed in a, in a, in a, uh, pastors outfit, father outfit, walks up on stage. They started doing some weird BDSM stuff and she gets buck naked and he brands around and you could smell it man and it was like, God damn, this is real. This ain't, this ain't, nobody's pulling punches here. This chick she's got branded as a gift to Fat Mike. And everyone hugs her after like, you know, like she just won gold at the freak Olympics you know I'm like oh you were great great thank you so I'm like god damn you really go for it so I'm hosting thing I open up and I start to realize I'm too vanilla for I'm just talking about being called the

end word why cream pie chicks and they're like boar oh boring boring boring, I'm like, uh, so I start getting heckled by this guy who's dressed, he's a cross-dressing looking minotaur. Like he's in a woman's dress and he's got a full beard and he's got the little horns you know, he got the implants of the horns and he got his eyes all colored in black and he starts yelling and he's heckling me and all he's yelling about how he wants to fuck me in my ass the whole time he's like oh fuck in your ass so I'm getting heckled by a minotaur tell me he wants to fuck me I'm like what is this narnia I'm I'm literally I'm literally literally literally I'm literally literally literally literally literally I'm literally literally I'm literally literally literally literally I'm literally literally literally literally I'm literally the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the he of the he of he of he of he's he's he's like like like like liked he's th of th of th. I'm he's like heck he's liked. I's liked. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. th. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm th. th. th. I'm th. th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's thi thi thi he he's thi he hea hea hea the hea hea the the the the the thi thi thi thi tell me he wants to fuck me. I'm like, what is this Narnia? I'm literally getting heckled by the lying, the witch, and the wardrobe, all in one person, heckling me.

So I was talking, yeah. And I just, I dropped my whole act and just start pounding on this guy for 20 fucking minutes. Save my ass. I had an okay. I had an okay sa-I'm I can always tell when I do okay. I okay. I the th. I th. I th. I th. I th the tell me tell me tell me tell me the tell me the tell me tell me. I tell me. I tell me. I tell me. I'm tell me, I'm tell me, I tell me, I'm thathea. tell th. thi. thi. So, I'm heckled. So, I'm heckled. So, I'm heckled. So, I'm heckled. So, I'm hecked. So, I'm hecked. So, I'm heck, I'm heck, I'm heck, I'm heck, I'm heck, I'm heck. I'm thea. I'm thea. I'm the. I'm tell me. I'm tell me. I'm tell me. tell me. tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell me, I'm tell tell tell tell tell me, I'm did. If I crush it, nobody wants to talk to me after the show. That's just how it goes. That's why I'm psychologically fucked up in the head. I'm just crazy. Because when I do really well, nobody wants to talk to this one chick. When I do okay and I want to crythis one chick. She's bit, she likes to have sex with a knife to her throat. It's like, what the, what happened in a good old-fashioned, just cream pying? Huh? What happened to that?

You remember when cream pie was dangerous? You're like, oh man, I don't play by the rules. This girl's getting knife to her throke. I. You have to have legal representation to bone now. You know, it's like, I meet my lawyer, me lawyer, can we do this, huh? Anal? And oh, it wasn't agreed to contract. God damn it. Huh? But what's a point of this date?

If I can't get a tail. You know, it's just weird. But you know, who am I to judge? I like weird shit too. I'm getting more and more open with my awareness too. I just want to be, me, all I wanna do is me. I just had great time here and, uh, here in, I love Florida, man, there's nothing. I love more than digging in Florida. Florida is crazy. Dude, it's so th. th. th, I, I, I, I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. th. I thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi' thi' thi' thi' thi' thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm th. I'm th. I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm, I'm thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, the, to theeeeeeeateateeat, to to theeeat, theeateeeateat, theeeeateee, the, the, there's nothing I love more than digging in Florida. Florida is crazy. Dude, it's so funny when you see Florida News. You're like, Florida News, you're like, oh,

it's so funny. And then you're like, oh, fuck, I'm in Florida. I saw, dude, down the street from my hotel is a golf course where someone was attacked by an alligator. Huh? Huh? I never want to see an alligator in my life. Ever. Never. I can't stand that. I have, dude, they're living dinosaurs. Have you seen the one where the huge one just walks across?

And everyone's like, oh look at it man. It's like, that's a fucking dinosaur. That's Godzilla, motherfucker. And you're just taking pictures? Trying to play through. Are you serious? I'd run. I'd shit my pants and then just run. For my fucking life. And I think that's all I want to talk about, man. Very excited. My new album's coming out. The Diabolical, it's a double album.

It's going to be available on iTunes. You can pre-order it right now. Just put in Sam Tripoli at the Diabolical, Look for the Baby. Two disc. Hope you enjoy it. It's me just rocking one set and just battling drunk people. And that was like the last show the other night. It's just necrophilia comedy. Sometimes you just go up there and have to fuck the dead, man. He's have to fuck the dead. That's his comedy. People come just tired and drunk and angry. It's like, why are you angry at the comedy show? That's like going to a strip club, getting a lap, and just playing defense whole time.

Defense! Defense! Defense! It's a waste of time. Huh? Come to laugh. You paid for tickets. Or did you? Or did you? Did you? And then guys, dying laughing is going to be out very soon. I think February 24th, you can order it.

You watch it online the same dates in theaters. Dying Laughing. See the movie trail. Go to my website. Sam Tripoli.com, holl at your boy, watch the trailer, watch the movie. It is awesome. It is awesome. Life is good, my friends. And I hope you enjoy it.

I know this podcast wasn't perfect today. I'm going to work very hard on it. I haven't done a rant one in a while. It's a it's acquired taste and I'm so thankful you guys tune in. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm just gonna put out content. Some of you guys are gonna listen to it. Some of you guys aren't. Just know I'm bringing it. God it was a fun show tonight. It's fucking 80-year-old woman there was there. Just some do it. Some do to look like like Anyways, I don't want to get into our guy and does this is almost an hour an hour of power guys We got seven more minutes left. I can just keep coming and babbling or I can just let you guys go and say thank you so much for tune in You guys are wonderful people. I love you all. You are you just your support keeps me going and I'm so thankful. So, thanks to

tunin man. We'll see you next time.