Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - Safe Space with Sam Tripoli EP 28: Angry Dreams

Episode Date: December 13, 2016

On this episode I talk about...... 1) The Tin Foil Hat Episode 2) LA Traffic 3) TJ Miller 4) Jay Z 5) ESPN 3 6) Pornbots on Facebook

I get a feeling it's gonna be a riot. I don't read the newspapers me to get to get it on. Get it on. At the start. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Should we start over? Should we start over?

I'm good now? So you could hear me now? Okay. Sounds like it's going to be a clusterfuck, but I'm cool at that. Because it's been a clusterfuck kind of weekend. Hi everybody, welcome to Save Space. I appreciate y'all listening. The people have stuck with me through this. It's only gonna grow.

I appreciate it. I hope your December is going well. I hope your week went well. I had a fun week myself. Tomorrow night we're gonna to do the first ever Timfoil Hat podcast with Eddie Bravo that's at 730 should be interesting I'll get into that a little later but right now I just want to check in with Aaron. Aaron how how are you? I'm good. Great you look like it's something's going on like the

where's is like I feel like I'm Heisenberg this is breaking bad and like the mix might be going bad with you and you're kind of freaking out my wife's about to board a plane to Africa oh really yeah so you're freaking out I'm not freaking out I'm just like I just got back from LAX so oh you just dropped her off yeah yeah so how long she gonna be gone for eight days days. Eight days. So you're just going to be doing porn, you're gonna be maybe smoking some weed? Sure. Maybe going on some chat rooms, getting dangerous a little bit? Yeah. Yeah, man. What's being a grown-ass man to you, Aaron? What's that?

I don't know? What's like, ah, me ti Probably just eat whatever the fuck I want. Oh, just go nuts? Strong bollies? What is that? Buffalo Wild Wings? Yeah, probably more fast food. You like that? Why, she doesn't let you eat the fast food?

She's always cooking you what? She's just, like, you, yeah, that would be. That's very nice of her. But, yeah. So you dropped her off and as soon as you left, did you do any kind of like, like, like air celebrations like boom, boom, boom, boom, guns in the air? A little like, did you point to everybody around you? No. Did you robot? I don't think it's good to do air guns at LAX. the air. the air. the air. the air. the air. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's. that's. that's. that's, th. that's, that's, that's, th. that's, that's, that's, that's. that's, that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. th. th. th. th. th. So. So. So. So. th. So. th. So. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's. that's so, that's so, th. that's so, that's so, that's so, th. that's so, that's so, that's so, that's so, that's so, that's so, that's so, that's so, th air guns at LAX. Oh, that's true That's true. So there was no like little mini not that you don't love it because you always love to be but just a little you time? I get plenty of me time is your wife all the time? No, she just works later So you get a little time by yourself sneak so when you go home you watch? their tip. thi. you you you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th, th. thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin, thin, not thin, thin, not thin, thin, thi. tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thoooooooooooooooooooooooo, not th. Not, not If necessary, yeah. I like that. Or maybe she's cool with what you like. Thank you everybody for the listing. I know sometimes, I've been yelled at my YouTube page, by the way, check out my YouTube page.

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and what they did is they shut down Hollywood Boulevard. Okay? Now, wherever you live, imagine they just took the most popular street and shut it down. And now traffic has to go around, and it's chaos. It is literally a domino effect from there. It's crazy. I keep, I just want to run for mayor and do all that shit down by the Staples Center. You can march, you can dance, you can sing, you can, they have Starfighters on Hollywood Boulevard right now. Oh wow.

Yeah, the literal like, star fighters. Tye fighters. Whoa. Damn. Are you excited about the new Star Wars? Yeah, Whoa! Twin Ion engine. Whoa! Damn! Are you excited about the new Star Wars? Yeah, yeah, I am. I don't know when I'll see it, but I don't know if you do see it. I'm asking you if you're a fan, if you're a friend, if you're anything.

Please let me know if it's just a remake. It's a prequel. It can't be a remake. Well, what about the last one? Don't tell me that wasn't a remake. It was the exact same thing. Let's blow up a bigger Death Star. Let's literally do the same thing we did in the old one. And I get it. It's for kids.

But it's like that weren't around when the first movies ever saw. My grandma took me to a drive-through. I wouldn't saw it. And I get it. But just tell me to. Disney for sure was like doing that. But getting some shady shit going on. But there was enough new in there to love, I think, as a fan. Okay, I'm cool. Way better than the first That's set the bar really freaking high. Really free. Anyways, so they had the premiere, shuts on that, which means traffic is horrible. So when something,

like I don't know where you live, the listeners. Yeah. they say, hey man, I live 10 minutes away, that drive is literally about 10 minutes. It's like, no, okay, a little less, a little more, a little more, no one's going 60 through the city, okay, but we'll say it's going to be five, five miles, 10 minutes, yeah, okay? In LA, if something says it's 10 miles away, it could take a good hour, hour and half to get there. Yeah. Like, is that crazy? 35 on a good day. On a good day, at 4 in the morning.

Yeah. Like, it's just crazy. And now, do you see this guy on a sunset? You guys might see this video. I posted on Punch Truck. A guy jumped on top of bus, got naked, and for about half an hour fingered his butt. I didn't see that part that he's fingering himself.

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That's a good, that's what concussion grenades are meant for. And it was right outside the comedy store, right? It was just a half a block down. Yeah, just tell him there's an open mic, you can come in. Dude, it literally looks like boon choccalaca. Was right around just fisting his butt. And you just look at these cops, are just like, oh my god. Now, Tibo should use that to go viral. What, finger's butt his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his butt, the to go viral. What? Fingers butt? Just their finger his butt? You know, I always thought the two chicks with one cup.

Their PA person really missed out. Yeah, we didn't get to know their names. We didn't get to know who their name. You could have tort them people would have gone and seen them. At least like an Olympic style bio video of them. I uh, I, uh, I, uh, I, I mean, the energy in this town is weird. Do you hear about T.J. Miller? Yeah. Yeah.

Just punching some Uber driver? And supposedly he's, I think he might have punched a couple people now about Trump. Maybe. And you know what I say that? Fuck yeah. I'm totired of the clean and sober people. And I know I'm sober, but I ain't fucking, I'm by clean, I mean like, you know, corporate.

It's good to see like people with flaws working. Also, you just can't, you can't get in someone's face about who they voted for or whatever, on either side. Yeah. Can't get in their face, 100%. In an aggressive way and not, you should get popped. And I'm glad he did it. And I'm glad he gets drunk and he hosts fucking weird kind of, uh, uh, uh, tech awards. And he makes fun of Asians in it.

Drunk off his... I love it. I want more, T Millers. Yeah. That's what the 60s and the 70s were all about. Everybody loves that time of entertainment. Because they were people, they were real people. They'd flaws, people have flaws. And that's the whole thing, man. Look at the people out.

I think Hollywood is becoming so much like Washington DC where you have a bunch of people who are full of shit fucking telling out this fake image that isn't really them and that's my whole thing now I'm not gonna get into it because they have the Corp I got the conspiracy podcast mouth but there is a really good argument that the the the progressive left is very much like the religious right of the 90s and early 2000s. This believing in this higher idealistic dogma that they apply to others but don't live themselves and they simply just use it to take out people they don't like. And they don't apply it to anybody, you know what I'm saying?

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human being. Yeah. It's just the truth. And if they're in Hollywood, I mean, there's a couple normal people. Two people that I can tell you, I've met through the years that are normal human beings. And that's Mazda B. I'm the only tel. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I've thi. I've thi. I've thi. I've thi. I've the. I've the. I've the. I've the. I've the. I'll the. I'll the. I'll the. I'll the. I'll the. I'll the. I'll the. I'll a normal a normal person the a normal person the. I'll the a normal person the. I'll the. I the. I th. I th. I the. I th. I the. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm thi. I'll thi. I'll the. I'll the. I'll the. I'll the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I'll thkins. Those are the only two normal people I've ever met. And I'm sure if I hung out with them long, I've hung out with Maz all the time. But if I really hung out with them, he'd be, you find some crazy shit going on. You know, everybody's got crazy, everyone does crazy shit when the door fuck closes. Me too, dude what I like to do and it's really fucking weird. But I want to take this moment before I get into everything. I want to apologize to the McDonald's on Highland between Fountain and Santa Monica Boulevard. I know if you're not from LA does me anything you to be just giving

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Live wow Um, so like I said the other day, what do I want to get into? We already 15 minutes in this thing. God, that one fast. Okay. Uh, like you said, tomorrow night is the first ever tin foil hat podcast. My guess will be Eddie Bravo. Um, it's crazy, dude. I don't know if I want to do it. I'm a little nervous. Because people get so angry at when you put out something they don't agree with. And it's just like, I can talk politics with anybody. I love the debate, but some people, it's just like, you're dead to me, you're dead to the family, you're dead to everybody.

And what I've learned is, because you know how this whole thing would like the CIA has come out now, saying that, but they haven't said anything. It's just an anonymous source, said the CIA has found something, no evidence given, but everybody's running with it. And just let me know that there's, it's not a bowel conspiracy theory. It's about whether or not it fits your narrative. Yeah. If it fits your narrative, you believe it. There are emails saying this, this, and this, about Hillary Clinton. Don't want believe it. One anonymous source says something, and all of a sudden it's just, boom, we're running with it. And it's just like, it just blows my fucking mind that people will shoot down a conspiracy with a conspiracy. And don't get me, I mean, I gotta be, I hate Trump, dude.

I fucking hate this guy. I mean, he's putting together the cabin of the worst, the worst, isn't he? He's like Lex Luthor going to supermaxes and just releasing villains. Like Ritber, you're in charge of education, Joker, you're in charge of arts and entertainment. Bill Cosby, you're in charge of Planned Parenthood, you know, just like going around getting the worst, the worst,

and there's no one to blame except for Hilary. And I don't get too to get to get to get to get to get to get to get the the to get the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the too much in, but I'm just blown the fuck away. There's also the American people to blame. For voting for them, they could have gone third party. They could have gotten third party. They like the CIA might blow it up and they might have to have another election. I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that.

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I've been, you know, I got Tibo who I love with all my fucking heart. But that guy on every podcast just calls me a fucking crazy conspiracy theorist guy. And then he goes, hey, did you see that? Oliver Stone? Uh, Netflix? Special thing that he did? Yeah, it's crazy. It's all the stuff you gotta say.

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you want with consenting adults I've said a thousand time do whatever you want if you want to go to a fucking motel six and fucking put a belt around your neck and jerk off go do it all I say is get a spotter that's all I've ever said get a spotter so when your eyes roll somebody lifts you up that's all I've ever said so I I will oh Chris Bussard Chris Bussard yeah I hate Bousard dude. I saw him at the NBA Development Leagues and I was just like homophobic Well that dude, I'm I don't give a fuck man. I got yelled. I got I'll get in some eyes. So I go there I see JZ I'm not gonna embarrass Jack so I go out. I go outside the media. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the th. I'm the th. I'm the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I tr. I tr. I tr. I tr. I tr. I tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go. I go. I go. I go. I go. I go. I go. I go, I go. I go, I go. I go, I go. I go, I go. I go. I go. I go. I go, I go. I go, I go, I go. I go, I go, I go, I go, I go. I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, th. then like this weird brush off and he kept walking. So I go, what? And I go, I go to take a picture of this old dude like who looks like the sheriff from

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But the funny thing about Jay-Z is like, I love Jay-Z's music. I think he put out a lot of crap. Yeah. He puts out a couple good ones. But he puts out some crap. I like his music. You know who hates Jay-Z's music? Me? Jay-Z. Oh. Because everywhere Jay-Z goes, that's all they start playing. Like he was at the Clipper game, they show him on the J-Botron? Everything.

New York, you know, 99 problems. And that's all you hear the rest of the night is Jay-Z's song. They must haunt him. I remember when I met the the the he was like, don't squeeze the Charmin. And I was like, hey dude, I don't squid the Charmin. He goes, I don't give a fuck what you do with the Charmin. That's gonna be Jay-Z's feelings about his music. Everywhere he goes, he's like, oh my God. Could you play some Biggie? Some Drake. Give me some the ke, give me some bad Canadian rapper.

For as great as Canadians are with comedy, they are in the opposite spectrum of music. Yeah, it's not great. Nickleback Drake, suck it. Suck it. Yeah. I'm over it. So Jay-Z shoots me down. I go with Jags and I go up to the pressor. The presser is like at the top of the staple center. It's like roof press box. I can almost touch the roof. That's how high we are. Now there's a golden rule to press box is you're not allowed to root.

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So we got blown out in the first quarter and then we kept up with them rest, but they blow us out so badly in the first quarter that the clippers are fucking, was done. wants to trade Blake Griffin now. Literally everybody. It's not, you know, if it's not working. I'm trying to think about what is the name of the Power Ford that just got signed by San Antonio last year? I would, yeah, I wouldn't know. Ah, that guy, Spurs Forward is, uh is who I want to sign. I like it, I like to do a trade. I like to do a trade.

What's his name? Nope, that's not it. I'll find his name. People are probably yelling right now. Uh, but, bu, oh yeah, here it is. The Marcus Aldridge. How about that trade? Blake Griffin for La Marcus Aldrich.

You're not into it? I have no idea. You don't care? No. Okay, I'm just throwing it out there. I mean, I like the idea of him going to, uh, back to Oklahoma for a... That's too late. They should have done it for Kevin Durant. That's what they should have done. They should have done it way before. I'm sorry, but if your guy doesn't sign an extension with you early, it goes to show, they're probably not going to sign with you. If you're a small market, they want fucking out of there. Don't sign with them. Don't trade them off, man, and you could get, I mean, like, dude, Blake Griffin, in that market in that market of Oklahoma is a equal trade. Yeah. You would have lost your fan base.

You have a, because Blake Griffin, as much as I love them, and this is a classic thing with teams I root for in the NBA, our number one guy is really a number two. Even Chris Paul is a number two. He's not a number one. Same thing with when I rude for the Knicks. Patrick Ewing, as great as he was, was a number two. Yeah. He needed a, if they could have paired him with, let's say, Dominique Wilkins, they would have won everything. You need a guy can get easy buckets. Those guys can't. That's a problem with

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Calla Duty. But the actual League is called League of Legends. I think so, yeah. And like everybody's buying teams in that, like Shaq, Mark Cuban, everybody's buying... And you gotta admit, like... It's easy money, but man, I don't get why. I don't think it's easy. I think you gotta like basically give up your life and play video games about 24 hours a day.

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That guy's got Jesus on speed dial under number one in his phone. Call. Jesus. But say you can't party? It's like, dude through the history of time. People have parted, athletes have partied, and they were still the greatest baseball player of all time?

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He would party in the middle of the game. They would drink. It's ridiculous. Do you hear about Doc Willis, the pitcher? Oh yeah, yeah, of course. Picture no hitter on acid. On LSD. I don't know why people didn't let L.S.D happen the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to bea, to bea, to bea, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the.I.I. T.I. toeateat, toeat, toeat, toeat, toeat, toeat, toehitter on acid! On LSD! Yep. I don't know why people didn't let LSD happen all the time. I mean, to be fair, it was against San Diego.

Yeah, they saw. They were really bad? Yeah, they were brand new. They were only five years old at that point. Do you think you can be... pitcher in baseball in the early 1910s named Rube Waddell. He threw like 4,000 strikeouts. But if a fire engine drove by the stadium, he would chase it. What?

In the middle of a game, he would run off the field. He would go, fire truck and chase it. Oh, he's that, he's like slow? He was like, what, Ray Man of Pitching? Yeah. He could just throw fire, but, do they have a rule like, dude, we don't care if fucking the orphanages on fire, don't bring the fire truck around us? We don't care if kids are dying in a fucking fire.

Yeah, it's nuts. Unbelievable. He's like an idiot savant? Yeah, yeah. Not wrong at that. At least he's great at something. Yeah. You know? Well, how about fucking Lawrence Tale? He used to smoke crack.

And sack people. He was so high on cracky. Crushed Joe Thisman's fucking ankle. I don't know why I think you should be able to do more drugs. Do more. Do all the drugs. Right it up, man. Fuck it.

I think we've made everything so safe that there's too many dumb people around. We should just, the only rules should be don't steal from anybody, don't rape anybody, don't murder anybody, don't hurt children. After that, go for it! Yeah. Thin the herd! Yeah, I'm not a professional baseball player. I don't give a shit if they're all juicing.

I don't, who cares? It's fun to watch. It was just fake. Yeah. Do you like one to nothing baseball games? Not terribly, no. That should be something we could vote on. Should athletes be able to juice? Yep. Do you want a whole UFC of Vandalay Silvas from Pride

who were just jacked out on fucking meth and steroids? And he just murdered people. Yeah. That's what I want. Yeah, it's not me. Oh my God, they're not going to live forever. Nobody does! Yeah, it's not me, they're getting paid, as long as they're getting paid. If you live to a hundred years old, you probably done nothing with your life. Yeah. Probably done nothing with your life. And everybody's so we're like, dude, we're just like, we're just bubble wrapping everything. And like, political correctness now, everybody's acting like, like their pain and their suffering is fucking unique.

Like Rhonda Razzi recently was talking after her fight, one time, she goes, one time I thought about killing myself. I'm like, one time? One time you thought about that? One time I thought about today during lunch. And then I thought about it again when I got my coffee. One time, suicide, I call that Tuesday. Through Sunday. I'm constantly waking up. This is how crazy my life is. You ever wake up angry? Yeah. Like in my dreams, I'm still fucking

taken a beating by life. I can't even have fun festive dreams where I'm running around banking chicks and living life. In my fucking dreams, I still owe people money. My girl was like, what's wrong? It's like, I owe this fucking dragon a thousand dollars. I'm all this fucking dragon a thousand fucking bucks. I'm taking a beating in my dream. I wake up angry. I'll fight everybody. Poor Dana's like, please, calm down. I'm like, ah.

I'm almost, it's like I'm running from Freddy Krueger. I'm afraid to go to bed. I'm just saying who gives a shit. So I'll just loosen the fuck up. Um, okay, I feel like I'm gonna do five more minutes and get out of here. A nice short one. Get and get out. I wanted to talk about my night at Comedy Store. I had to follow Brian Holtzman.

That is chaos. No. Brian Holtzman either absolutely destroys the room or absolutely burns it down. There's no in-between. Sometimes when he has a, and the crowd does like him, it's literally like try to to do to to to to to to to to get., to to to to to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do. to do to do. to do. to get. to get. to get. to get. to get out. their. their. to get out. I to get. I to get. I to get. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. accidentally burns it down. There's no in between. Sometimes when he has a and the crowd doesn't like him, it's literally like trying to do stand-up right after a try and a pinball machine and like you got to come in and do stand-up right after that. That's tough. You're like, oh, that was a little weird but huh? What's up of meatloaf? And you're just trying to make this crowd? th. th. th. th. th. And you. And you, th. And you, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. that, that, that, that, that, that, their, that, that, that, that, that, their, that, that, that, that, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, that, that, thr. thr. thrown, that, that, that, like, thrown, like, that, like, that, that, like, that, like, that, like, this crowd laugh it's just like are we all going to jail right it's just hard so I got there to the store and I didn't know who I was fine

I don't check but I looked and I'm they're like you're filing a holtzman I'm like okay I can follow anybody I'll fucking foul Holtzman I don't want to work it's like you know you don't want to work you just want to go up there and to to to to to to to their and their and their and their and their and their and their and their and their and their and their their their their their their their their the work. You just want to go out there and tee off. Right? So I go there and they're like, Holsm's going up and he's crushing. He is crushing. And I'm like, oh, it's going to be one of those rough ones. Like, when Brian Holzman kills, he's gonna go next. They're like,

Chappell's gonna go after a fucking Brian Holtzman. I'm like, okay, and I kept on going around and go, are we sure about this? Because it's a different state of mind how you're going to follow these guys. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they's going they's going they's going they's going they's going they's going they, they's going they's going they, they, they, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, they's going, they's they's th. Oh, they's they's they're they're they're they's they's thi's they're they're they're they're they're they's going they's going do it. I'm like, okay. So I'm like, okay, Chappelle's gonna go up to me. Then all of a sudden, Adam, the Booker runs down. You gotta go up next. He's introduced you. I'm like, what? He's like, go up. I'm like, fuck man. It's like, it's like, there's certain guys you can't just walk up and follow. San Francisco 49ers offense. Script, your first 18 plays.

No matter what the defense has given you, you're running these plays. That's how certain guys got followed. I was preparing the file Dave Chappelle, who I consider one of the grace to ever do it. I'm a black belt and comedy, home boy. I can kill a room. I can flip almost any room. I've been doing it for a long time. I'm a bad man.

Okay? But Dave Chappell's Bruce Lee. Yeah. Bruce Fu-fucking Lee. I'm like jetly. He's a bad man. It's like, so, Holtzman's a whole different fucking thing. Holtsman's like the black guy from the last dragon, Show show enough, that guy. Like just fucking raping and pillaging. So I went up and I had a fucking joke about how he had to leave, so I had to go fucking, he has to go and yell at kids to get off his lawn, and it hit, bam.

So then I, because I like the yelling and scream too, like a call, that's what Holzman does, so I had to go the opposite way. So I start just whispering like the yin yang twins. Mm-uh. Look that ass on fire. Mm-mm, uh, and I start pounding them. And they, I'm just crushing. I crushed it. And then I got to bring up fucking Dave Chappel, and it was fucking, the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, th, th, th, th, the, th, th, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm, th, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, th, th, th, the, the, the, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, the, the the the, the the the, the, the, the, the, the, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, they, they, the bring up the one of the Grace ever do it. And it was fun, and then I watched him crush. And that was such a good, you know, it's like I've been in comedy for a while, but I mean, bringing up, Dave Chappell was fucking cool to shit. So let's say, I don't know that story wasn't that great, but it was. Can we stop with the porn bots on Facebook? Please. It's where my mom is? It's where my aunts are. Yeah. Okay? I don't need porn bots. I'm just so tired of it. It's like you have Instagram, you have Twitter. Facebook is family, friends.

And I know you're a porn bot when you only have one picture up. Yeah. What hot chick has one picture of herself? They maybe have one picture of every day of their life. Yeah. One picture is going to do you. You're lazy porn bot. I'm not going to add you. Then you go to you because because when a hot chick follows you on social media you get excited about, you're like, what is this? You're like, is it real? Because hot chicks are like celebrities. You either want to be followed by a a a a a one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture. one, a one one one one picture picture picture. the picture. the picture. the picture picture. the picture. the picture. the picture. the picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture. the picture picture picture picture picture picture picture. the the the the picture picture picture picture picture picture. the the the the the the the the one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. they have the. they have they have they have one. they have they have one. they have one. they have one. You're like, what is this? You're like, is it real? Because hot chicks are like celebrities. You either want to be followed by somebody with a check by their name, verified, or a super hot chick. Yeah. You're like, okay, they're equally fun and exciting. So you go and you look and you're like, okay, let this be real. And you go down and it's one fucking picture up and you're like can't do a porn bot I'm on here with my mom no you lazy ass porn bot pretty soon the internet and now that Instagram now has a live feed have you

seen that I just saw it today you know you can go live on it it's over nobody's gonna listen this podcast let's gonna be dude you know it's gonna be the destruction of Western Civilation? Fucking twkworking videos. Just live streaming tworking video. Why would you watch anything else? My friend, remember were you here for the you weren't here yet for the anal ring-toss girl? No, I wasn't here. Yeah, she's on Instagram. She's tell me how to do Lifey. I'm like tworking videos. It must be so nice to be able to make money just doing that. Yeah. If you think you've got rid of all the fucking naked chick stuff off the internet, how much lighter would the internet be?

Oh, it'd be anemic. It'd be anemic. It'd be anorexic, yeah. It'd be an an, it'd be not even anemic. It'd be anorexic? Anorexic, yeah. Was that a good podcast? Was this good? Yeah. It can't all be politics. Oh, am. Am I getting too politic? No.

What's a safe space? I'm too grown to know. Here's a couple questions. Thank you, to do your show and to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. toe. toe. toe. toe. I. I. I. I. to. toe. I. toe. toe. toe. toe. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the. the. the. to. toda. toda. too. toe. toda. tooe. toda. tooe. too. today............... thank you Sam. Rebecca and I will be doing the Dirty Show Jerry Tua. I would love to see you do your show and see you in Vegas for the Avians. That's great. Get Tony on the next punch truck, okay? That's great. All right, good times. That's good times. Everybody wants to do the AVM porn stuff now. I'm kind of over it. I'm kind of over it. I'm kind of to to kind of th th th th th th the th th th th the th th the th th th the th the th th th the the th th th th th th th the th th th. I'm kind thi thi, thi, the thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, the the th. I'm kind of th. I'm kind of th. I'm kind of thi. theat, theat toooo-I. to-I. to-I. to-I. to-I. to'-I. to'-I. toe. over the porn shit. Dana wants to do one more of it, and then I'm kind of over it. And I see all these guys trying to do the porn comedy thing, and I just want to like, dude, I want to do Scared Straight with them.

Yeah. You think you're going to make something? But it's like, hey,'ve just learned that porn is just its own certain fucking thing. Yeah. Its own thing. So that's the show. I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it.

I enjoyed it. I thought it was good. I'd love to know if you guys like this, if you don't like that, what you think, what you don't think? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, yes. All right, dude. I love you guys. I know guys, this is, oh shit.

Oh shit. Oh shit. Um, I love you guys. I love to hear what you guys think of this podcast, which you don't think of it, if you like, if you don't like it. You know, give me a shot, let me know. Let Aaron know what you think. Please don't talk to me to me to me to me to Let Aaron know. Let Aaron know what you think. Please don't talk to me. Really Aaron?

Aaron, do you have a favorite podcast to do and I'm fine with you don't say it's mine. Be honest. Who's your favorite podcast to cover? Be on. Felipe Sparsis? No, I don't. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That's tough. No, you can totally not say mine, any of mine, my two. Uh, I don't know. Okay, I respect. I'm running through it. I mean, I love the crab feast. That's hard not to say. Do they come in here?

Uh, they have their own place now, which is very nice. Sounds good. All right. So you like the crap feast? What do you like about the to? Sickler is laugh. I love that guy. Yeah. I'm so happy he's doing well. Yeah. So um yeah, so that is Yeah, I just want to tell you guys I love you and that um I hope you guys like this tomorrow we'll be punch drunk and then I'm gonna do an hour show with my good friend Eddie Bravo. We're gonna do Tinfoil Hat. If you wanna listen, the last 50 minutes we're gonna take your calls.

7.30 PM to Civic Standard Time. I love you all. God bless y'all, and I'll talk to you soon. Take care. Bye.