Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - The International Bad Boys Hour Ep 46: Tupac, Suge Knight and Blood Sacrifices with Doc Willis

Episode Date: March 8, 2016

The International Bad Boys are back in the studio after having their best week yet. More people dowloaded and listened to the show this past week than ever before. Thank you to all the International Bad Boys and Girls for all of your support. The boys welcome Comedy Store favorite Doc Willis to the show. Doc talks about the first time he met Mitzi Shore, kicking with Suge Knight, who shot Tupac, what really went down between Joey Diaz and John Caparulo and the urban legend of Blood Sacrifices. Please let us know what you think about this episode, positive or negative. If you like the episode please post and tweet it to all of your friends. Thank you again for all of the love and support!

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Guys, thank you everybody for tuning in. We literally had our best week ever on the international bad boys, and without you guys. We ain't shit. This is for you guys. All you bad boys out there. you guys are truly bad. You guys are truly bad and we really appreciate it. And you know, so much great stuff's going on. A lot of people still asking for Chelsea back, you know, I'm always gonna be nice about it. She left, she quit. That was not our decision. Yeah, it was not. Okay, and we've all moved on. We all love Chelsea. I think

she's great. She got those big, fucking teeth that I love. So every time I see her, I love seeing her. And it's just like, dude, we're on to the next one. Some of you guys want a lady the show. I get that. And I think that's what it is too, not to knock Chelsea Dahl, but, but it's like, but it's like, but it's like, but it's like, but it's like, but it's, but, but, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th. th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. that, that, that's, that's, the. that's, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. when people go, you know, it's just too much like frat boy shit. You know, there's a woman out there named Esther Chu. Have you heard about this? Like at the end of her podcast, she masturbates. And that's how she ends the show. And I just think that's just, I mean, like, I like a good dick joke. I thick, I thick, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, there's, there's a th, tho, thi, there's a woman, there's a woman, there's a woman, there's a woman, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, th. there, th. thi, thr, thr, thr, thr, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thoooo, thooooo, thooo, tho, there's a woman, there's like it's too easy. It's just too easy. Well what you're saying is porn for that. Go on red to. I'm not funny enough to do anything to get anybody list to me. So you're gonna have this stupid hook and then I'll hear women talk about how hard nobody respects female comics. Like you've basically, what you're doing at the end of your pie class is a equivalent of people shooting. to. to. to. I. I. I. a second on the Chelsea thing, we'd love to have a really funny female guests

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Like he came over here. Remember the one Chinese comic chick that was coming through the comedy store? They used to do Don Barris's show all the time? No. And she used to be called White Trash Brittany. Her name is White Trash Amber. That's right. She came through. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the. He, th, th, th, th, the they, they, they, they, their, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, he is the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their the, the is thea, that. He's that. He's that. Hea. He's thea. He's thea. He's they. He's their their their the, their her American name. Her name is White Trash Amber. And White Trash Amber, that's right. She came through and she, she made a stupid bet with me that I didn't take serious about, it was a $20 bet, I was just joking around.

And she won and she demanded her money. Oh yeah. She's like, let's go on on Judge Judy we'd be famous people. Fung Chow, what do you think about that woman that he's talking about? What's your opinion? I don't know. Have you hit it? Like not physically but sexually? All bitches are crazy, bro. Now, where is that the word is that you're part of the, uh, word is your part of the triads? Is that true? true? Were true, true, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thri-I. thri-I. th. thri-I. thri-I. thri-I. thriad, thriot, thri. thri. thri. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. thri. thr. thri. thri. th. th. th. thue? Were you a triad in China? I can't really answer that question, but I can make a couple phone call to make things happen. Damn. God damn. All right, Doc just walked in and Sam has a story. Fung Chow, I'll see it an eye at time. He didn't answer the question, dude.

The whole point of him call in was, how was it doing acid at the comedy store? It's a good trip if you are a Hollywood Cool guy, you know how to talk and behave and then you just act real cool. Did you learn anything? If you're a fucking tomer, you're going to stay tomer forever. So what what advice do you have for new comics coming into the comedy store, Feng Chau? New comics? Yeah, you heard me.

Let me ask you something, Funk Chow. We're humble and nice, otherwise quit comedy right now. Well, well, what about you calling Mark Merrin Markey Mark? What about that? Well, you know, like, who's the real nigger now, bitch? Oh, darn. He's on fire, dude. We're about to put on a black man.

Yeah, we gotta cut him off. Fung Chow, we love you. We'll see tonight. Bye, bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. By.

You okay, dude? You okay? Are you all right? Hey, so listen, dude. Here's, uh, before we bring Aaron Gaston, we're very excited. Funchow's out of control, huh? Yeah, he dropped a couple of embalms. I'm glad that Doc wasn't on that. Yeah, Funchow doesn't know that. I don't think he knows he can't say that. That's how he identifies. Wow, that's uh... We get rid of Tommy now there's a new guy

dropping the en bomb in a good way though? Yeah, yeah. Okay, then you will let it slide. I don't know why he gets to the past man. He just doesn't, he does not care. He just not alright. Spong Charles, one of those dudes, he he thinks he's just Chinese ghetto. Yeah, but he's, I think he knows, he knows where to drop it. Yeah, yeah, he's gangster. He ain't a cop and said, hey, you know, yeah. So I just want to tell a story and then we'll get into, we're super excited, have you on.

Super excited. You're a good friend of ours and I did the Nasty Show and right before I go on is Brett Ernst and Brett Ernst is killing and you know I just got done doing this one show where I kind of lost people here and there when I got dirty and everybody acts like you know like nobody's in the weird shit. Like the worst thing to do about rich white crowds is that you know they're the kinkiest people. Really they're the dirtiest people. I I I I I I I I I I I I they're bored. They're bored. They're bored. They're bored. They're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they've they're they've they've they've they're they've they've they've they've they've they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. their th. th. th. th. th. the th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the thi. the thi. thi. the thi. thi. their thi. their thi. their thi. thi're the kinkiest people. Really? They're the dirtiest people. I didn't know that. They're bored. They've done it all. They've got all the money in the world. They got all the money. Everybody kisses their ass. They want weird shit, man. Like they're the ones who like

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I just hate people right you said that to his yeah I go as he's walking by and I go in I start flame throwing this fucking room. I mean just destroying it right and going off on these people and thin this one girl th front, this older lady, I'd say she's anywhere from the age of 37 to 45. She's anywhere in there, and you know, she's got crazy eyes, right? And I'll get into that later. But I started talking to her and I started talking about teachers. Teachers banging their students. She gets, hey, I'm a teacher, and I go, I can tell that. You got those crazy cat eyes. You look like you have about 50 cats, you know,

you probably bang your kids. And she, so anyways, and I'm killing, kill and kill and kill, I get off stage and I walk up and everybody's high-finding, and go, dude, that was a awesome set, here comes crazy cat, thi, and she's like, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I'm, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, th............ th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. my kids. I love him so much, you fuck them, right? And she's like, no, that's that one. And she starts yelling at me and you're just watching all the comics, just sit back and watch and occasionally Brett Earths would add gas to the fire and be like, oh yeah, he said teachers get paid too much. What you say that? And I'm looking at her and she has kind of a smirk on her face and I realize she's not really angry. She's just really turned on and horny. And it's like that weird moment where like, because I have this theory that men and women when they don't

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I've just done so much comedy that I just know patterns and people. And when women are angry, it's because they haven't got late in a while. And that's how it goes, dude. And that was it, the store, the stor the stor the stor the stor the stor the stor the the the the the the the the the the the the th. tho, th. th. th. th. thi, th. th. that, that, th. that, th. th. that, that, theating. theating. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, threat, threat, threat, threat, threat, threat, threat, threat, threat, threat, threat. And, threat. And, threat. And, threat. And how it goes dude. And that was it, dude, the store of just me getting, and then the next night we did the UFC 196 for Punch Drunk and it was one of the best nights of my life. It was so much fun. So I had a great weekend, but enough about me. Let's get into our guest. You want to host the open mic.

Yeah, also, that's been a lot. Who didn't? Oh, no way. Was he a good potlet co? He was the greatest. Oh, I want to see that. Oh, I want to see. Yeah, the guys was murder.

Yeah, murderers, man. Joey and them used to kill it. Say you love, used to host even yours. You're one of my favorite people, you're one of the nicest guys and you never fuck with you. That's what I've learned. Please welcome the show Doc Willis. It's about time.

In the show Doc Willis said. Get ahead, one time. It's about time. In the building. Doc has been working at the Comedy Store for a while and I, you know, we've been friends for a long time and I'm super happy to come on the show because you've seen so much. You've been to Comedy Store probably 12, 13 years would you say? Yeah, now I'll be coming up, actually 11, be coming up, maybe 12. Maybe 11 or 12 years. So you've seen it where it came from like, when my group kind of got picked up maybe 13, 14 years ago,

we're literally, I was telling someone the other day, like my crowd, my group, your class, my class, I don't give a fuck around, we saved the comedy store. Yeah, 100% I'll say it to anybody. My class, Am Maz Maz Maz Maz Maz Maz Maz I am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am I I I I I. gonna say it and I'll say it to anybody my class amazjurani Brett Ernst John Caparillo Sebastian Manuskelko Kirk Fox No, Kurt Fox was really no he was still there he was he remember he said he got paid a regular like two thousand two thousand but maybe Bobby Lee they yeah Bobby Lee was in that group even though he got picked up earlier he's still with that group. We saved the class because she gutted the line up the line. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. Yeah. Yeah., he's still with that group. We saved the class because she gutted the lineup. She got rid of all these 70s and 80s acts that were around too long. Got rid of them and there was just huge hole and there was no way from.

So she just threw us all in there and it all started coming back. Yeah, man. When the turn happened. And that's when Tommy got in the the kind of cultivated it and then they got rid of him And now it's in this like supernova time that's in like you know It's like this and Doc has so many good stories my first night training was with you in the lot I jump in your car and you just kind of give me the run down. It's like a scene out of a movie like you just get dropped off in a the the movie like you just get dropped off in the the the the the you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you the the you the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the you just you just you just the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the ttttoy just just just just just just just just just just just they. try. the the the the the the the the the the the the right this is over here don't fuck with these guys fuck with these guys this is over here and you just give me the whole layout man they just the parking lot is like the fuck that's an initiation everybody has to go through

you got everybody has to go to do the dog everybody has to, we got to keep it still. Still comedy store flavors. I'm trying to, I drop the flavor on them. I go, this is how it is, blah, blah, blah, make sure you do this, DJV and just have fun in this. Yeah, remember we were sitting in your car, listening to like, listening to some comedy CDs, and you're just giving me hey, where's Doc? Hey, where's I? And you would tell me, over the last year, you've been telling me bits and pieces of the best stories ever, and then I'll go in to listen to someone on stage, not tell that great of a story.

You're like, I'm like, wait a minute. So, like, Steve, go back. parking lot I want to hear let's start off with I don't want to get into I you're from Detroit from Detroit you started you were used to gangbag and all that shit and then you move the car and we'll get into that stuff after the story I want you to tell we'll get more there's two stories yeah so you come from Detroit how do you end up at the comedy store uh this girl girl she brought me on Sunset Boulevard and I saw the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th I th th I th th I th th th th I th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the th. the th. th. the th. the the th. th. the th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. the th. the th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. I t. I te. I te. I te. I te. te. I te. te. te. te. te. I saw the club, and I was like, oh man, I saw that, you know, I saw it on the E Channel when Missy had the, that whole thing, and I was like, damn, that's the spot right there. So I always wanted to do comedy, I said, I'm gonna try to, I'm gonna try to come there. So when I came there, Bobby Lee, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you that, you that, you know, you that, you that, you that, you that, you that, you that, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you that, you that, you, you that, you that, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, that, that, that, that, that, I was, I was, I was, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, I that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, th. that's, th. th. that's th. that's that's that's that's, I that's, you know, I that, you know, I that,, because I wouldn't talk to nobody, so I always come in and be out. Why were you insecure?

Yeah, very, very, very, very, very insecure. It's intimidating the kind of, you know, because it was brand new for me to try, I had just moved to California and I was like trying to get into the atmosphere of Hollywood and stand-up comedy is the what I wanted to do what I was just, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, to, the, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, very, very, the, very, very, the, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, is, is, very, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, very, very, very, the, very, to, to, to, very, to, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, the, the, they. they. And, very, very, very, very, very, very, to intimidating to know that Richard Pryor and all and been on the same stage. So I would just try to come in, do my little three minutes and go, you know, especially you bomb. Oh, no, that's like, man, that's no soul leave. When you first began, you never want to come back. So then, I know. When I got off stage, Bobby Lee, he was like, here for a second. And he pulled me into the ORR bathroom. And he's like, let me tell you something, man.

He just wanted to talk so much shorter than that. Yeah, probably. He was like, he saw a connection. We're the same, we got to stick together. We got to move, we got to move his one. We got to be gagled people. So then he. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was, he was, he was, he was. He was, he was, he was. He was, he was. He was, he was. He was, he was. He was. He was. He was. He's like, no, listen, man, I'm telling you you're funny. He said, you need to start doing comedy more. Start coming every week. And I was like, man, I had track.

Because at that time I was living in back, East LA and working over there. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so like, it was hard for me to get back and forth. the only day I to come. I I I I I I I I I I, and I, and I, and I, and, and, and, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was, I, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I tried, I tried, I tried, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I, I, I tried, I, I, I... I tried, because, because, because, because, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I got one again and next week and then I wind up getting one of the third week in a row and I barred. So I ain't come back for like a year. Really? Yeah, I guess. Why didn't come back?

I understand completely, I wanted to die. I understand completely. I wanted to just took a win out of me. I said, man, what the fuck happened? I didn't go to Potlock for two weeks. And I worked there because I had a bad set. And to let people know, you, this is a three minute set. Three minutes, so you feel like you bombed in three minutes, that you didn't come back for a year. Right. Right. Doc, I love you even more, man. Here's a, here's, here's, here's, he's even crazy is like, when I did,

I started, what I did was I just was just come back and watch the shows. I said, I need to learn. So I wouldn't, I didn't come, not come back to the open mic. But on the weekends when I would have, when I would have a Saturday wow, yeah. Yeah, yeah, they was on the door. So I remember Freddie Soto was driving Mitsy around that time. Right, right. Pick him up. Right. When I saw the lock heart, lock heart was on the door and uh, Soto, I think he kind of he got made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made made paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid paid to paid to paid to pay to pay to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. I. the. I was. th. I was. to. I was. to. I was. th. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was, something like that. So then, no, he got made,

because I got picked up in 2000, about 2000. Right. And he was already regular when I got picked up when I got picked up late 1990s. Okay, okay. Yeah, what I'm talking about, that's right. Yeah, what I'm talking about, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm way off. Yeah, that's right. So then I came back here and there, here and there, and then like,

You're sitting in the back. Sitting in the back. And then one day, this old lady stops me and it's, uh, it's missing. Yeah. But I had no idea because I neverthe back by the door. So when I walked by her, she grabbed me and she's like, hey, you want to work here, you work here? And I was like, I don't work here and I pulled my arm away. Stop.

I didn't know. Yeah, dude, I didn't know him. So like, when I got hired, pulled your arm. The first day she came into the back door she looked at me she go oh I know him like to look people don't realize how like the pressure cooker that it is talking to Mitchie Shore back then like every you got to think every line you're gonna say do because it's so calculate and you just don't know when she would just pick up something in her head that she didn't like it and then you were stuck with that. Yeah, really?

It took forever to get that. It was crazy, dude, a pressure cooker that was meeting Mitsy sure. Like once I found out that was her, like I was at her face all the time to the point where Tommy had to come tell me, Missy said you'd be the pressure, you'd be the pressure, you'd be they, you'd be to be to be to be to be they, to be to be to be to be to be to be they, you'd be talking to her too much, you got a bag. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah, I was just trying to like make, get in good with her man. And then fuck, just, just insane, man. It's just I've been working there. It's just been like the craziest experience of my, not of my life.

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And then he's like, what's going on? I was like, shit, man, there's shit going on. So I'm like, let me fucking, move his truck over here. I said, I'm just going to park it over here. And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and he, and he, and he, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the, the, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, what, what, what, and, what, what, what, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, what, and, and, what, and, and, and, what, and, and, what, and, what, and, what, and, what, what, and, and, what, what, and, what, what, and, what, blah. He's like, yeah, it's like, I know Big Meach from Detroit. So Big Meach is like, you ever heard the song by Rick Ross, I think I'm Big Meach. Yeah. Larry Hoover, okay, Big Meach is this big drug dealer from Detroit that stationed down in Atlanta and became one of the biggest drug dealers and probably American people. He's like a Pablo Escobar and my first day at the lot, you were telling me this story, you're telling me about Big Meach and I was like,

you're like, you want to just watch big Meach videos? I'm like, I thought you never asked. We're just watching YouTube videos, this guy like we're taking over the fucking world. Yeah, he's like, yeah, he's like, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just, you can't just just just, you can't just, you can't just, you can't just, you can't, you can, you can't just, you can't just, you can't just just, you can't just, you can't just, you can't just, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you're just just just just just just just just just just just just just, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you th. You, you, you, you, you th. You, you, you th. You, you th. You, you th. You, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're just, you're's all family and just like crazy. Yeah, he's like flashy and this and that. He was like, yeah, he's like, that's my homie. He said, that dude was wild, man. I said, yeah, blah, blah, then he just, he had a moment. And then he starts being honest and he started, he starts being honest and he said, yeah, it's like, I'm tell, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, tell, tell, tell, tell, tell, tha, tha, tha, tha, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He's, th. He, th. He, th. He's, th. He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, t. He's, t. He's, t. He's, t. He's, t. He's, t. He's, too I said yeah really it is I said gang banging it really it's not it's not

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He's just like, he's, he was telling me about the park and just telling me about all the stuff like that he was going to. He seemed to talk to somebody. Yeah, I know that's what I love because Doc's the guy that you do you back, you know what, he's gonna hear it all. Like, like, he just, and this happens like, I don't know. If it's because I used to be in the street and you and Steve Simone so it's probably he just saw a good person he was like I could just share with this guy right so I just was listening to him and then I was like yeah you right now I was putting me in my input and then he was like and then he looked up to a shoot at the front of the the the theynigh the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th the the the the the the the the the the the try I was try tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttoy the front of the driveway he said right there man we got into a shootout right there in the driveway and then I looked down I said oh shit

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It ain't, I wouldn't say like 100% that I know for sure as him, but from what speculations is it really was that guy, I suppose. Did Shug ever say anything? No, he didn't say, he didn't say he didn't talk, he didn't go that far into it. Actually I cut, that's what I'm saying. He was, when he got to talking about the shootouts, he was going into another story and then I was like, hey man I got a I don't want to hear no more. I don't want to be like, now I got this information. He be like, you know what I'm gonna have to kill. He's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, he, he, he, he, he's a, he's a to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to talk, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about, he, he, he, he, he, he's a they. He's a they. He's a they. He's a they. they. they. they. they. He was going, he was going, he was going, he was going, he was going, he was going, he was going, he was going, he was going, he was going, he was going, he was going, he was going, that's enough of the confession. It's like, I'm not saying. Wasn't really confession. He just was just talking, just, you know. What's your craziest comedy source story?

Is that it? Or is there anything that you were like, God damn? That we can't talk about. We can't talk about the incident happened earlier this year, but, you know, like know that. He's dead, though. The guy you speculated... Supposedly, that I think it is. The guy... What started to fight? Tupac, why? He was, the other guy was a crip.

Tupac was, he wasn't a blood, but he was with these guys, and then they were like, they were like, they all just start jumping the guy. I remember that video yeah. Right, right. So then for... I lived in Vegas during this time. Right. The place that he was going to is an establishment. Three-three-three-three club or something? It's cursed. Really? Ever since then, nothing, nothing ever survives. And no business, every time I go to Vegas, there's a new business there when I come back, it's been shut down. It just nobody can last in there. I remember exactly where he got shot. It's a, it's this weird kind of area where still there's nothing been built in that area.

It's on the, um, flamingo. And I forget the name of the street, but man, I remember what happened. I was like, holy shit. You know, what's one of the crazies? There's so many stories like that. I guess the Jamar and Cat Williams incident was funny. That was crazy. Because, okay, it was the day Barack won. Jamies just on my show last night. 2012, right?

Now, Cat Williams was going around for Mitt Romney. That's was was was was was was was was just was just was the day was the day was the day was the day was the day was the day was the day. That's was the day. That's the day. That's the day. That's the day. It was the day. It was that's that's the day that you had a sign Yeah had the girls with the sign And I don't know wait he was going for Mitt Romney yeah amazing He's room for which I totally respect it's like just get your black to the me at the vote for Obama right the point we like even with this Caitlin Jenner thing going around because she's supposedly a giant Ted Cruz fan he's he's he's he's he's he he he he he he he he he he he he he he is he's he's he he he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he he he he he he he he he was th. he's he he he he he he he he he he that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. he th. he th. he th. he th. he th. he's th. he's th. th. the th. th. He's the th. He's the they. He's they. He's they. He's they. He's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. He's the the the. He's the. He's the. He's this Caitlin Jenner thing going around because she's supposedly a giant Ted Cruz fan He's he she whatever yeah is a giant Ted Cruz fan and people are flipping out Because you know he's a Republican he wants to end like gay marriage he was an abortion. He's like so anti what What Caitlin Jenner? Life style really is and like he like, I would like to be the trans, you know, representative for Ted Cruz.

You're like, are you fucking nuts? But at the end of day, it's like, is that what's supposed to be about? You're allowed to live your life and be who you want to be? Even though I think it's Ted listen, getting lost in the Donald Trump hysteria is the crazy shit. It's just like Ted Cruz is saying. But that's how the media, they can, they just wash people's brains with that back and forth, man. If you keep hearing somebody's name and

drop, I think some people even just changing their mind just because of that. Like maybe there is something into him. You know what I'm saying. It's, if CNNN it's the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their crazy, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's th. It's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it because of that. Like, maybe there is something into him. You know what I'm saying? They're the shit. You know, it's so, CNN is just propaganda. It is all about, if you really want to change the country for good, every man should do whatever he can to get his significant other to stop watching CNN. Oh yeah. You just get women to stop watching, the world will be such a better place. Because they live in constant fucking fear. That Islamic rapists are coming for the children.

And that's all they're so scared. If you got them to stop watching CNN, they'd be such happy, fucking people. What happened with Jamar and Kat? Well, what happened? Well, Kat came and he walked into the back parking lot and he had two young girls with him. And they were carrying Mitt Romney signs. So I'm like, what the hell? And then he looked at me, he put his hand out.

He put his hand out. And then I didn't see until he, I didn't shake his hand out because I didn't sake it. the hand out. He took his hand back and then he kept walking by. And then I was just looking at the girl, say, who are these young girls with these? Was he mad at you for doing that or no? No, because he just, he noticed that I wasn't really paying attention. He didn't go, hey man, you fucking.

So then he walks around, you're fucking. So then he walks up up the driveway, I just see this chaos. Boom! And everybody's fighting on the patio. And then I run and I jump over the wall. And I'm trying to see who's fighting. And I see Jamar swinging on one big dude and the people grabbing him and grabbing Jamar. And I'll see, and I'll see, I don't know, I'm gonna try to him. And I'm like, they're gonna, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, the, trying, trying, trying, trying, to see, to see, to see, to see, to see, to see, to see, the, the, the, the, the, the, I, I'm, the, and I'm, and I'm, the, the, the, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm the, and I'm the, and I's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, and I'm the, and I'm s. the, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the, the, the, the, the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. trying, trying, trying, trying, trying, trying, trying, trying, th. thee. thee. thee. the. thee. the. the. ththe two little girls with the sign and then he's he told me say oh you want to take a picture of the sign he said well if you want to exercise your right to take a picture I could exercise my right to punch you in the face and then he swung on them so then like he's nuts yeah I love Cat Williams he's always been really you know who uh saved cat the boys the boys the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the boy the the boy the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the I remember that. He talked about his version, how he saw it go down. Jared. Jared jumped on the fucking bouncer's back and started.

Oh no, yeah, well, that's what I'm about to say is, when I jumped over, the guy was hitting, Jamar was hitting the guy. So then then Jared jumped off the, Jared ran and just started punching the guy in his ribs and in his back and all it is. And then I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I then I then I then I then I then I then I then I he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he he took. He took. He talked. He talked. He talked. He he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he a he ribs and in his back and all of this. And then I look and I go, I go, Jerry, what are you doing? He was like, Jamar's my friend, man, like that. I'll just go, I go, all right, I get it. So like, but he's the only one that's taken flight for Jamar, I get it. But theymea, well where's cat? And then everybody's like, Jamar, Jamar, Jamar, you should leave, man, because something's wrong and blah blah blah blah. So I was like, yeah, Jamar said, just leave for right now.

And then Jamar was like, all right, Doc. So then Jamar starts leaving. And then everybody on the patio's like down by just past the Katana, like where that little parking lot is. And then you see cat run over there and then I'm running. And then you hear cat, he stops over on other side. He goes, hey, he said, we about to beat your ass. And then two SUVs put up for the guys. So Jamar takes off running back. So the the the the to the to the the to the guy. So. So. So takes. So takes. So takes. So the takes. So the takes. So the the the the the the the the the the the to to the guy. So, the the to the the the the the guy. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toy. And then. I. I. And then. ta. tod. today.. ta. ta..... too. today. too. today. today. today. And today. And tod off running back towards me. And then, yeah, then Jamar was like,

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Like bipolar or something or what? About my theory and I've talked about this with you and why black comics when they become famous tend to go crazy. Yeah, what is that? What is that? I don't know what it is? I think it's even, it's, I, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, I, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, I, it's, it's, it's, I, it's, it's, I, I, it's, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thin, I thin, I thin, I think, I think, think, think, I think, I think, think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I thin, I thi, I thi, I th happens? I don't know what it is, but it's like you know what it is? I think I think it's even like Tupac said this in one of his interviews and I think this is what happens. He said that when I got famous He said I couldn't he was like I can't go in a hood because they'll rob me and kill me because I'm rich. He said, but I got to live with these white people and all these people he say and they don't. I. I. I. they. they. they they they they, they, they they, they don't. they don't. they don't. they don't. they don't. they don't. they don't. they don't. they don't they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they. they they. they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're tip. tip. tip. th. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they'll rob me and kill me because I'm rich. He said, but I can't. He said, but I gotta live with these white people and all these people. He say, and they don't, we're nothing alike. And he's like, there's no bridge between that gap. So you gotta, like it's hard, like you're surrounded and the element. And if you still surround yourself with they just, two words for you, white women. That makes the mess and go down.

They're easy, they smell good, easy to deal with it. Right, but you see what happened. Oh, Jay, so let's see. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's some danger in that. Yeah, Hannibal Burris is probably the one that. Carmichael, Drodd, Carmichael. He's a very balanced, focused, good guy. He's always been like that. Yeah, he's been like there since he's the same beat.

Guys, I'm gonna say something and you guys can think I'm fucking crazy. But you remember what you were talking about? Somebody has to die for somebody become famous? No, no, Bill was talking about that, the blood sacrifice. Blood sacrifice. Angelo Bowers. Oh, Sam? What? I'm not saying he killed him. I'm just saying, Anjolo Bowers died, a couple people became famous.

A lot of good careers happened. Okay, I mean, I don't know. Pretty Furlong. Me's Docker over here sweating. Gerard Carmichael, Josh Edna Myers, all got career started fucking taken off after Angela Bowers passed away. You can call me fucking crazy. No, there may be something.

Stephen Azizzo. Now I'm not saying they had anything to do it, but you can directly look at it. the blood sacrifice. And right around then, somebody passed away. Wow. I'm not saying they did it. I'm just saying. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm just th. I'm just th. I'm just th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I'm th. I'm the th. I th. I they they they they're they're they're their their their their their their their their their their their they're they are they are they they they are they their. I fucking. I can't their. I can't their. I can't th. I can't th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm not th. I'm not th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the. I'm the. I can can't got taken taken taken the. I can all all got the. I can't got the. I can't got the. I can't th. I blood sacrifice you hear about that. I mean somebody passed away. Wow, dude. I'm not saying they did it. I'm just saying it might be in the universe. Sam. That's a really heavy energy and I don't know how to take that but you may not be wrong is what I'm saying. You're telling me, it's like Marty McFly coming back giving me an almanac right now, and I'm like, dude, I don't even know what's going on. You're definitely not wearing clothes from this time here.

Yes. Yeah, and you're in a delirion and it's 1955. I'm confused. Yes. Yes. He could just take it easy. Yeah. Take a breather. Because he may not be wrong. Breathe, let it, let it. We can go around with a bunch of people. Oh yeah, give us more evidence. This one.

So you went to conspiracies, like, so you're heavy and it was. You know what he came on? I started thinking about, you know, because that's the whole theory that my buddy, Bill, after her. After no, Jay-Z blew up after Alia or Alia Alia died. That was a whole theory that she was the blood sacrifice. But what was the two different genres of music? Why would?

But they were all, they knew each other. You know, they were all in the game together. You know, and there's that whole theory. Not that he killed her, like like that's, that's how everybody's getting the step. Yeah. Did Biggie, you know remember how Tupac always said, Biggie knew I was gonna get shot, you know, he had me set up. Biggy had nothing to do with Tupac getting shot the first time, right? It's not that he had anything to do with it. He just knew the guys who did it. Oh, he did know the guys. Right. Right. Right Tupac was mad about was he's saying that they knew that this was going to happen and they didn't warn him.

Yeah. I'd be like, someone's gonna come shoot Sam and I just keep quiet about it. People miscrued they think that that's true. Do they think that to him on that side. It was mostly referring to those guys. Not all the people of the East Coast, not all the rappers, not. He was just saying the East Coast dudes respected the, respect me, the West Coast got love for me.

So y'all kiss my ass, they that they they didn't warn him. Yeah they didn't warn him you know because we both be boys yeah you supposed to tell me but I think like this this guy was like a big the guy that was involved the Jimmy Hitchman guy he's like a big drug dealer guy so like they probably was I think if they did know they probably was in fear for their own life he probably so like if we tell like if they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they tel like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like to they're are they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're gonna fucking come yeah and you can say to that it could have it might not even been them it could have been one other person it could because somebody knew that two bucks was coming there so big in them probably didn't know it could have been somebody else in their crew that alerted him and told them and then they set them up you know what I'm saying so

so many scenarios but his thing is somebody in your crew a crew somewhere somebody knows something you don't I how do I arrive and these guys are sitting here waiting he's a sensitive dude so he's like you know what fuck all you all yeah yeah that's how I recall like you know what no someone in here someone I feel unsafe you're all cool throw a fishing net over fuck all that I always felt like I understood him like it's like yeah fuck all y, fuck all y'all, good. Now people are gonna die. Exactly. I don't want to be misconstrued that in any way I'm saying that people became. Oh, now you're back. I'm not back.

I'm just saying that the correlation. I'm not saying that those people became famous. Had anything or hope. weird. We have hand bombs, we have who shot Tupac on this and then we have blood set. This is a very controversial episode I never see. You know when Doc and I get quiet. When you drop that, Doc and I like, wait a man, okay. We're not seeing you're wrong, Sam. We don't even know what our Schafir blew up when who? Fat James died. I'm just throw it out there, dude. throwing it out. thi I just keep going. We need three more and then we're convinced. I just gave you three more. There is.

But you, it is, it is weird how that can happen like somebody passes away. MacTray. That person passes away somebody similar to them. No, blows up. What is that? When Pock died you had DMX to just boom. Yeah, it was like, where the fuck did this guy come from? So it's just amazing to see.

I love to get DMX on this show. DMX is the fucking dude. I think he's hilarious. I always just thought he was a good dude. Like, I don't know. I just watch his whole deal. He's different and he used to go to, I think this was the saddle ranch in North Hollywood, because my friend was like, dude,

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You know? Did you see top five? Chris Rock's top five? Oh, you didn't see it. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. He does a came in there. their shit. just hear him in this scene you just hear his voice first he like oh shit and he turned in his him and it's like oh but it's so perfectly done it's so

funny you gotta see it got like I explain it yeah John Belushi died who is his blood sacrifice no he died so he he he he the blood sacrifice oh yeah yeah he was the blood sacrifice yeah I don't know I I have to fucking look around so who would you say for Mitch headberg who was dead who's the dude who blew up around them from Mitch headburg yeah I got a look around about you know I'm just talking about people you know people within my life oh my career that I know okay you know and it's like I'm just saying you know I'll it's like, I'm just saying it's just weird. I'm just saying. Dude, Bill told me he was like, I'd be willing to be your blood sacrifice, dude. He said that to me one day.

How dark is that? Bill, who? Bill Posley, he's my buddy. He's on the podger. That's hilarious. What's your own. want to get your take on, this whole Ghostbusters thing, it's going on with Leslie Jones, where people are like, she's starting, I can't tell if it's real, because I have this theory that a lot of this quote-unquote censorship of comedians is a lot of it's fake in that it's

done by, Saturday Night Live is notorious for this for faking outrage on something to get marketing to get marketing done and I've seen it happen over and over again and I also have a and I never told this on any podcast or anybody but I have a funny Leslie Jones story so so we'll talk about that but but I don't know if people are really angry with her or this is the S&L PR machine going but what's your take on this th th on th on th on th on th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi on thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. tho. that's tho. that's this is the S&L PR machine going, but what's your take on this whole Leslie Jones Ghostbusters, she shouldn't be in the movie? You guys both know we're pretty well. I love Leslie Jones. I love it.

Because I think, I think like people have a general idea of what they, and it's mostly people who's not, they're not even part of Hollywood. They don't even understand a concept of being behind the camera. So they don't, they just, they're just going off of what they think they should have and what they like. And they, they're, they're just being vicious towards Leslie because the way she she look or in how she voiced herself and it It's just preposterous to me. I think it's just a bunch of bullshit. I think it's a bunch of bullshit.

I've said this before, by far, one of the hardest people to follow the Commissor ever is Leslie Jones. Leslie is funny. It's an education. She heats it up. And not only is she gonna light it up, but she's going to go long and you got a foul you got 50 minutes to follow 25 minute act you know I'm saying and she crushes it and I would have to script my act the first five minutes of what jokes I want to do because I had to stay in the pocket because I knew it was going to be hard to follow her and you know

what hey yeah she got in Saturday Night Live because they were there was this controversy about black comedians and no black women and yeah and they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th th th th th th th that tho tho. th th th th the. th the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're that that that that that that that they they that they they they they they're they're they they're they're they're they're that that that that that that they were there was this controversy about black comedians no black women and yeah Chris Rock helped her why not why not so what we all have something you know my friend Sean help him has like 20,000 followers on YouTube and he's like oh it's all from that controversy I'm like so that's great everybody there's always something but you know but but but Jero Michael's huge because Andrew Ballers died okay everybody's got something what they forget is they forget Is they forget? Sam is Is there's a lot blood sacrifices, but it's maybe Sam's right any any belief in that anything? No, Aaron Aaron Aaron doesn't want to talk about blood. Yeah, guys, tweet at Sam about blood sacrifice.

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And then for them to say that she got in, because they have to remember too, they auditioned, they auditioned all kind of black funny women. Like, she made not funny at all. That's what kills me, like, oh, she, you're saying, they're saying, like, she's not fun. Yeah, yeah. But guess what? She was fighting.

Yeah, she was one of the, yeah. theymea, that's how Bobby Lee got on Mad TV. You know everybody's got a different thing. I want a vacuum to open up for me. So what happens right through that hole. Once you get that opportunity, you, you, you, you, you, it's up to you and Leslie proved our point. Maybe fun.

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But you got to, he got to, he got a, one thing you got to understand. their thing you gottha Yeah, because you know this game man we say them know we seen it with guys get stuff too early and they They did because they would think they want to see that with a lot of gui guys coming Not man, you're not ready And the rulings aren't ready for that way they're coffee just because you're heating up three minutes and oh they're talking this game is Sam, I'm tell you that 15 minutes of their 15 minutes of the their 15 their 15 their 15 their 15 their 15 their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their their. their their. their. their. their. their. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they're. they're. they're. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. they. they. their. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're's the test. That's the test. Not the three minute potluck. Yeah, yeah, that's your workout room. Sam always told me to say, Doc, the comedy store is when you work out and you go everywhere else and you kill. He said, because the comedy store is the it builds you like. It's the dojo. Yeah. You think you should be working out three minutes. three minutes at potluck. I the th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. Sam. th. Sam. th. Sam. thi. Sam. Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, tho, Sam, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. Sam, th. Sam, th. Sam, th. Sam, th. Sam, th. Sam, th. Sam, th. Sam, th. Sam, th. Sam, th. Sam, th. Sam, th. Sam, the the the the the the the the the the the the the to, the the to, the the the to, the the the the to, tho, is the education. It's an ed- you gotta get educated. The system is completely different because we, the mindset isn't there anymore. The mid-sea mindset, she's not there. Once she left out of the equation, you saw it breaking down more and more.

You saw it with Tommy when you saw it with the lineups, what he started doing and he admitted it himself. And then now that Adams there, he just followed what he saw Tommy and they're putting their own inputs into it. So now it's a whole nother dynamic. It's a whole nother thing. So we won't never really see who would have, who would have, could have, interesting. Yeah, it's a different time.

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Just after that point, you just got to hardest part that they have to deal with being talent coordinators is the egos of the comedians. That's the hardest part. Well that's the old thing with Joey Diaz right now and Caprillo. Oh yeah. Have we talked about that on this show? No how did that end up? Caproil's been banned for a couple months? Oh he is? Yeah. That's why I thrown the thin is banned is banned is banned is banned is banned. that's banned. that's banned. that's banned. that's banned. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho is banned is banned is banned is banned is banned is banned. thi. thoes banned is banned. th. th. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi is banned. thi. He is banned. He is banned. He is banned. He is banned. He is banned. He is banned. He is banned. He is banned. He is banned. He's banned. He's banned. He's banned. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's been. He's why he hasn't been around. He got banned because apparently, and I get Cap, Cap and I and a bunch of guys, you know, there's, there's ways you can handle what's going on at the store. When you're a guy of 15 years there and a new, and I don't know if this is too much inside baseball for everybody listening, but basically, you know, Mitzie picked a bunch of people up and they got treated really well in the greatest.. the greatest.. the greatest...... And, the greatest. And, the greatest. And, the greatest. And, the greatest. And, the greatest. And, the greatest. And, the greatest. And, the greatest. And, their, their, their, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, their, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I's, I'm, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their Mitzi picked a bunch of people up and they got treated really well in the greatest comedy club in the world. And when the new regime came,

they had this, basically, this purpose of, we have to get this place making a lot of money, or they're gonna knock it down and turn it into a parking lot, or some high-rise things. So, it needs it needs it needs it needs it needs it needs it needs it needs it to to to to to to to to to to th, it thi, it th. So it needs to start making money and making a lot of money. And part of that was getting Rogan back into the mix. Once Rogan came back, without a doubt,

just like everything Rogan touches, becomes gold, okay? He anointed the new regime, and everyone's like, ding-dong, the witch is dead, come back, and that's what started everybody popping in. And then they started seeing like, holy shit, man, you know, Nick Kroll's popping up now, David Spades now popping up, because Rogin's back. There's like the, the, the, the, the cursors. Adam's relationship to those guys. Adam's done a great job, he's brought some people back.

But to make room for those people, some spots for the old dogs or the veterans that were in the lineup for 10 years, they lost some spots. And it was very hard for some people to accept that. Me being one of them. But I watched how people handled it, and some people handled it horribly. And they fucking lashed out, and now they're gone.

You know, and Caparello Was losing spots he went from being a guy who decided where and when he wanted to go up and getting two spots in the OR Which I was I didn't it was it was ridiculous. It was tome tome was tome was tumbos tome tomb's tombent tombent tombent tombent to to to Tommy to Tommy to Tommy to Tommy to Tommy to Tommy tombos tombos tomb so tomb so tomb so tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tombos tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom to to to to to to to to to to tomb so to tomb so to to to to that level. He still hasn't hit Joe Rogan and Eddie Griffin's levels. I didn't know who he was until I started working the comedy store. Well the thing is about that is like, when Mitzi gave people double spots, they were faces of networks. Yes. They were like, they were like, they were the Seinfeld. Yeah. The Roget when he was fear. Tell them how the OR used to be with all the MMA guys. It was so live back in that time, man, in early 2000, man, it was crazy.

Crazy, busy. So then we started coming here and you started seeing these guys who weren't faces of anything getting double spots because Tommy's like, these are the people I've an anointed. And you know, Crystal Leah, who's a great guy, who's now a very huge comedian, and Caparillo were getting double spots and nobody could understand why. And it was bad blood. And then Caparullo was picking who he could follow. Who followed him, went on before him and after me?

He got it with the tellia. He did it with Rick Ingrim was picking who he could follow me. He got it with bunch of people. Now Rick Ingram did it with me. I saw him basically bitch to Tommy that He didn't want to follow me and I always thought that was kind of fucking bullshit You know like I never done that I've always been like I just go up to whoever we should go up break? Because but that was that was that was because missy didn't you know I don't want to follow this person, you were going to file them. Yeah, for fucking three months. Wow. So anyways, Joey Diaz, that's great, that's great workout. Keppere little bitch is about having to follow Diaz.

Diaz gets moves to the end of the lineup. The thing went rogue and Mencia happens. Mencia leaves. Tommy's gone, Joe comes back, Joey Diaz comes back. Oh, so I'd only been back when that just happened. So Joey Diaz wasn't there for the years? For years. For years. For years. For years.

Oh, I thought he was like a store dude. No. Well, he was a store dude. He's always been a store dude, but he left for a while. Got it. Of course, as everybody's coming back and all the new people are getting picked up and the spots get less and less, for the regulars that were really regulars, Capirola complains he's not getting spots like everybody. What's he getting a week, you think?

He's probably getting his two. He was getting two. The only one who's getting a lot of spots and I'm gonna be, I love him to death is Bobby Lee, but nobody, unless you're super famous or it's five spots during the week. I think the most, unless you're on the Rogan, Joey, uh, Crystal Lee level, you shouldn't get more than three. Right. That's, there's too many people.

There's no need. It's too many, yeah, got anywhere from 30 to 45 spots it's insane. And for ever for those 45 spots there's literally six to 700 comics who would love to do those spots. Dying to do those spots. So Keppero bitches bitches Joey hears out and this is what I've heard Joey Diaz hears this and goes after him on Twitter. And he goes, hey, stop bitching, your boy's gone. You're just another con, and they start going at it, right? They start going at it.

I wouldn't want to fuck with Joey, either. I actually, uh, Jujitsu, and you're just a jujutsi and with him during the day. I haven't gone a little while, and talking about their pussies taste like ashtrays, both saying it to each other, right? Fuck it going in. So it goes big, everybody's talking about it. One day, and this is what I heard from Tibo, the, I was there.

I was there. I was there working a lot that day. Right next to where the... Saw the whole thing. Okay. Do you want me to tell? Go ahead. Go ahead. So, and you can, so there's the back hallway, and then there's the hallway that leads into the main room, the ramp, the bathroom, the ramp. The ram. So Joey is talking to Jeff Richards, Jason Tibo, Jason Tibo's sister, and they're all talking, in comes Capriola, waddles in,

waddles in, they make eye contact, Tibo's like, oh fuck, hope nothing happens. Caprilla walks by and mean mugs him. And Joey D's like, keep walking, you're a cock sucker, I'll fuck you up, keep walking. And Caprilla walks up the ramp. And he was like, thank God, nothing's happening. All sudden, Capro comes back down. And I love Cap.

You know, I used to know him really well. He got this deal back in Montreal and his head blew up. And he acted like, he got a spec in the world of the universe of shit. He got a speck and he thought he was he, he, a spec and he thought he was a god. You know? Yeah, because everybody was after him too. Yeah, I mean, and there was a time where John Cabral was unfalible. He was destroying now. Everybody caught up with him though.

So, but he's one of those guys who kill on stage, get off stage acting like their fucking scarface and they've never been punching the face ever in their life. It's like, hey dude, jokes, I'll choke you the fuck out, you know? I've been punched many times. I know exactly where I'm at in this shit, right. So he walks up to the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. they they th. they th. th. th. they th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And th. And th. And they've they've they've they've they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're thi. I's that. I's that. I's toge. touch. toge. toge. touch. toge. toge. touch. touch. toge. thukkkkk. the. they're they go gut to gut, all right? They go gut to gut. And they face each other up and they start talking shit and then all of a sudden, fucking Joey grabs his shirt, you know, because Cap's in his face. He started, Cap gets in the face, grabs his shirt, they start wrestling, people try and break out.

Joey spits in his face. No, that's not what happened. Okay, let's hear. Let's hear, let's hear. Look, Joey came, I mean, Cap came, Joey came first, he went in, then Cap came. And then I was moving the cars and I go, Oh, shit, Adam booked him in the hallway, and I'm coming down the hallway, and then I see Joey yells something at Cap, and Cap stops about a main room door, and he does like this, like this, and

stops about the main room door, and he does like this, like this, and he does like this, and he's like, what's it? Then, Joey, yeah, like, Joey, and then he goes back to him and he's back and back. Then I walk up and I grabbed Joey about his stomach. And I'm like, Joey, I got Joey, chill out man. And he goes, fuck you cock sucker. So then when I'm pulling him back, he seems like he's about to go back away. And he and he walks and he and he turns a little bit. And then he, and then he just spits and I go what I could just see it just go what? And I'm like I'm like I'm like Joe man and I'm grabbing I'm like Joe come on

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Tommy thought that John was just a fan that was acting, like trying to swing him. That's funny. Larry the Capparola got banned for three months or a couple months. He did? Yeah, and the reason is, why? If you ban Joey Diaz, Rogan might get pissed and you don't want Rogan to leave again. That's, that's not good, you know, and it's just like, that's playing ball. That's my opinion that, you know, Rogan, you the, you the the, you the the, you know, you know, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the capolocapola, Capperola, Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap, Cappecapolo, Capperola, Cappola, Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap, thapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapap, you th. th. th. th. tho, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, Caproola, Caproola, Caproola, Caproola, Caproola, Capro-aululullipar, you that's that's that's not good. You know and it's just like that's that's playing ball. That's my opinion that you know Rogan so you put Rogan on any show in that room it sells out. Yeah, you know and he's a people go go there asking for the Joe Rogan show. You know you're big when people like I'm like what room you're in they're like I'm here for the Joe Rogan show. I'm just like what room you're the room. I'm here in in the room. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. the room. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm the room. I'm the room. I'm like the room. I'm here. I'm like the room. I'm like the th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. whatever, whatever we use, man. And he does, he sells it out.

Yeah, God bless. So, uh, we're on time, dude. We're all the time, you did great. You know what, dude? That last story, the two stories you told were fucking perfect, dude. We didn't have to get into selling crackin. Yeah, that should remain a mystery, but Doc knows. Doc knows, if you slow down the record and go backwards, it's like, Doc knows everything, you know. The punk, this episode should be called the blood sacrifice.

Yeah, oh, Sam. Yeah, Sam, you won't let that go. Yeah, Sam's like channeling and something, man. I need to give a shout out to Mallory and McKenzie. Love you guys both. Who are they? They're fans of the podcast. And, uh, is that what?

Which one you're trying to? No, we don't. Bad boys are good boys to their friends. They're just giving a shout out. Yeah, he just also. Steve's a good dude. Yeah, yeah, we're giving a shout out, dude. Tupac, we don't know anything, right? We don't have no idea. Yeah, stop snitching.

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I and doc where you gonna be the what's your social media real quick? My social media is Doc Willis comedy Do Doc Willis comedy on Twitter and Instagram Yeah, and when you see doc at the comedy store can say hi can they come up and give me a big hug? Man, they can do whatever man. I tell that to people to me and they always come up like? to thoooo? they, thi, th. right. If you're a sexy girl. Yeah. Real quick, I'm part of, I've been cast in a animation called Court Ordered. It's with Eric Myers. It's about a 12-step program. And we're doing a kickstarter for the program. So if you go to Sam Tripli.com or go to my Facebook you can find a link and you can donate a dollar ten dollars I love everybody in that that's Tony's thing right Becky Robinson's in who I think it's gonna be humongous Tony what how do you suppose last name Cedars

CEL N I believe this is last name yeah yeah he's a good guy very funny Eric Friedman my buddy another project. But the point is, we need $10,000 to make the animation. It's going to be a 15-minute animation. You get a ton of shit in it, you can be in the animation, all this stuff. If you go, go to Sam Triply. Look, the dates. And I'm going to the, I forgot to do dates. I. I. I. I. I. I the dates. I. I the the to do. I the to do. I the to do the to do the to do the animation. I to do the animation. I to do to make to make the animation. to make to make to make to make to make to make to make the a the animation. to make to make to to to make to make to make to make to make to make the animation. It's the a the a to the a to to make to to make to to make to make to make to make to make the animation. It to make to make. I the animation. I the animation. I the animation. I the a the animation. I the a the animation. I the a the a the a the a the a the a the a ti. I. I. I today. I today. I'm today. I today. I'm today. today. I'm toe. I'm to to to to to to to to to to make. I'm to be at the last stop in Cuyahuga Falls, Ohio in two weeks. Come out, guys, have some fun. Doc, he killed it. We love you on the show. You're a great friend. We'll have you back on soon. Guys, add me on Facebook. Stephen Randolph, Stev-E-E-N-D-O-L-H-D-O-L-H-D-H-D-E-L-H-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-N-D-N, th-D-N, th-N, we we we, we'-D-D-I-I-I-I-I-G-G-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I, we'll th-G-G-I-I-I, we'll th, we'll to-we we'll to-we we'll to-we we'll to-we. to-we. We'll-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-T-N-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-U-G-G-I-U-G-U-G-I-U-G-G-I-G-G-I-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-T-T-T-T-T, D-O-L, page 2, add me. I want to hear if you love the show, I want to hear if you hate the show, guy came at us and

told us, came at us hard. He doesn't like it as much without Chelsea. I appreciate the input. One guy, love the episode. Why'd he's just want to do it anymore? to their episode, the episode you think it's really funny your big comedy store fan yeah some inside baseball tweet it to your friends on Twitter Facebook what we always tell the inside deal they they say the thing about Sam he knows a lot of people so you never know who the who he will bring on as the next

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