Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - The International Bad Boys Hour Ep 50: Fun Stories With Jon Huck

Episode Date: April 5, 2016

Wow Jon Huck joins the The International Bad Boys Hour and trust me when I tell you he will blow you mind with his insane stories of drug, sex and felony crimes! Buckle your seat belts because it's about to get crazy in here! Thank you for listening and all of your support. Please let us know what you guys think of the of the episode.

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We totally harmonized. We were like two chicks bleeding cycles right there. We just started to sink. We've been hanging out so much if you just started to sink. We sink the fuck out on that one. Yeah, wow. That was great. You just cheated on your girlfriend with that. I think I did. I think I did. I own apologies to Dana.

Guys, International Bad Boys, back in the studio. Thank you guys. Again, could make this possible without donut time. Donut time for all your pastry needs. Go to Donuttime on Highland and Santa Monica Boulb. What's the address? Do we know it? 6, 67, 524249 Santa Monica Boulevard. Check it out. Get there. If you can't find it, ask the trannies.

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But you know what, if you buy a trane of Donut, you'd never see that. that'll be fun. I will be at Potluck at the comedy store hosted by Joey Diaz. He's gonna be hosting Potluck. I've never seen it. That'll be fun. Back in the saddle. Back in the saddle again. You fucking cock suck us. He's hosting, so that I just saw that. I would like to do that again.

Go drop in. I know I'd like they do the polling. Got it, okay. Okay, I was gonna make a joke there, but we'll just go on. I'm gonna be hosting Harvels tomorrow night, Tuesday. Right. And then on Wednesday, I'll be thanks to Sam Tripoli on Crabiest. thanks an introduction. Oh, super excited about that. Yeah, I'll be out of the crabfeast. I'm. I. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I'll to be to be to th. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to hosting. I to hosting. I to hosting. I the. I'll the. I'll the. I'll the. I'll tho. I'm hosting. I'm hosting. I'm hosting. I'm hosting. I'm hosting. I'm hosting. I'm hosting. I'm hosting. I'm hosting. I'm hosting. I'm hosting. I'm hosting. I'm hosting. I'm hosting. I'm to to hosting. I'll th. I'll be out of the Crab Feast. So, you know, word on the street is I'm part of the Mount Everest of the Crab Feast guest.

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I think it's your story about karate with Mexicans. We love, we both love Mexicans and I think that's what they're picking up on. We love black people. Like, I was at the ice house that around town. I wrote, I love the blacks, I'm Sam Tripple. I'm like, that's probably gonna come back and haunt me at some point. No, it's great. I do, I love black people. Who doesn't? Okay, so I wanna shout out to all of our ethnic people that listen to this show.

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Now he's shooting his HBO special today. How cool is that? That's really cool man. That's fucking awesome. Yeah, I'm very happy. I thought it was a lie. Uh, you know, he's got a lot of people behind him. There's somewhat some pressure. That special better be good. No, can you see? Can you live through this?

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I don't want to put on a game face and be like, that's not funny. That's why I do this fucking podcast. And I'm not hosting America's Funnies Home videos. I respect to show that. I would just show you to that. Crowdwork show, I'm gonna get another day. Did I do all right? You did great. Yeah, you did really great And I would put you up again. I'd put funchow and again, but he can't do material That's the two people did material fuck that show up a little bit I didn't do material and I and I and I and I felt like I was scared Emily that works at the comedy store I was practicing before so the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to tou ttou tttou tttou ttttou tou tttou tttou ttou ttou the the the the the the the the the the the, so there's an empty main room, I'm like, hey, Emily, what are you, sitting there with your hat on, what are you, a sailor? And she's just like, boo, and I was like, I don't want to do crowdwork.

And Emily's like, push yourself as a comic. So Sam did an all crowd work. I did all the today. You know, I felt like, I'm throwne. Yeah, you, some guy hit me on the arm and goes, and goes, you're a fucking weirdo dude on the way out and then two girls were like, that was funny. Yeah, it's okay. That's great. I felt like I'm doing again, I tell Feng Chow he can't do material and I wouldn't put, I

go, Miss Pat's like, I don't want to do material. Next time we go, well, then this isn't this isn't this, so I felt like I let you down because I stuck to my guns and did crowd work and it wasn't good No, I thought you did great. Oh cool. Okay. I thought you did great I did all right. I was proud of myself for doing that. National O'Neill killed Jessica Michelle crush. She's funny and you know why because she did a little sexual stuff, say it was so I started it off weird No, and I did a lot of it too because I panicked so I'm not gonna do I go where are you guys from and to call it out on, what was it, Saturday, right? Saturday, I was working in the main room, saw 15-20 comics, Sam did the best, it's not a competition, you came in, you murdered at fucking 12 o'clock, and you really, really killed and you know, I wouldn't say the all time, you go, how do I go, oh, you're the best set of the night. I might have a bad set just to do a heat check on you to see if you'll tell me if I did

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I will say that he- Can we get a call in next week? We could do that, but that argument isn't really what the story is about. So I apologize tell my point of view, then we discussed Project B which was what I had originally called about. But because, not because you know, I'm Armenian Italian and anytime I feel like I've been disrespected, right? I've been on the other side of that. I, I, I feel, it just ferments in my head. It just fermens. The armo comes out and it just, the armo comes out and it just I it's resentment resentment resentment and I just start thinking of it and it will start really small I kind to let it go and I'll be like you know fuck that I know my habit I let it go and then

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Who the fuck is this dialing I hit the green Jay Davis I'm like oh my god so you said that to him No, but I was just like oh fuck fuck I don't want you to know this yeah I want to secretly hate you Hang up hang up hang up, hang up! Hang up! But I looked down and I was so blessed it only ran for one second. So he got some of that now. No, most likely you don't know that. No, you're hoping. But that's my life. There's no reason for my phone to have just rang. And I love Jay and I'm being honest with you. And if you wanted to come out and discuss it I would be more and happy to. that. And I. And I. And I. And I to. And I to. And I to. And I to. to to to. to. to to to to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to to the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I was the. I was the. the. I was the. the. the. I the. I was the. the. I the. I was toe. to to to to to the. I was the. I was you wanted to come out and discuss it I would be more than happy to but and I was just my feelings are hurt my feelings are hurt yeah so I for I just resentment and it just came out you know me out fucking on yelling in the car while I'm driving you know yeah

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You have anything to shout out? This is a UPS guy. What do you want to, we're going live? What do you want to say? Any shout out to UPS? Yeah, yeah, do you have a girl? What's your first name? Louie?

Shout out, Louis. Louie, thooo. Really quick, really quick, really quick, just get in here. We got to you. Just give a shout out, Louis. Give a shout out, Louis real quick. This is our FedEx guy. No, UPS. I'm the UPS guy, man. I'm a tww. Come get a twist that I'm brown now, that blue.

Oh damn, brown pride. I just want to say what I say what to say. Shut out. And my little girl, Isabella. Shout out. Be safe out there, buddy. Be safe. Drive safe. Look how he's probably got great calves. Look at those cabs, you're running upstairs. All the UPS guys guys got the best cabs, dude. I betcha, take care of Matt.

Later, bro. I don't want to say anything why. I don't say anything why I'm talking about? So this guy, I was taking a piss and this guy goes in to wash his hands, right? And he doesn't know I'm in there and he goes, oh yeah, you're my brother? You think you're fucking better than me, man? He's like, I may be your brother. That's my brother, dude. You want to call in. Let him call in, dude. My brother's freaking out in the Caribbean right now. Okay, let's give him another.

So this guy, so all right, yeah, tell him to call in. Well, what's the Skype real quick. So this guy, so this guy, so I walk in on this guy. And he goes, oh brother really pissed me off, he's at the table. I'm just venting. I'm like, bro, you couldn't have said this to, I, can I, can I confess one thing that's really weird? Yeah. So I have a hard time peeing sometimes because I get in my head. Because you, because you rock hard?

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So that book bag, a book bag full of DVDs, all of a sudden, dude, we just got like, it looked like a video store in my brother's room. And my mom, my mom, my mom, my mom. You, you, you, you, go on. No, go ahead Where you I don't know what happened No This guy say your secret or no What secret do you know? I don't know you've been talking about Well, so okay. So one day it's gone and I was like okay. So today, so today. so today. to thea. to thu thu tho, the tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the tho tho tho the tho the tho the tho tho the the the tho the tho the tho tho tho tho tho the tho tho the the the the tho. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho tho tho to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tod. toda. toda. toda. toda. toda. toda. today. to to to to to to tho. tho. to th! And I used to be abusive and kind of crazy and I was like, dude, you fucking threw away a fucking million dollars of the porn? And you're like, it's all gone! It's never coming fucking back! And I, and I, and I, like, grabbed you and you're like, what's up? It's gone, it's sick shit. And so like, so like, for like six months, I was like, dude, throwns. thr-and, thr-I thr-I thr-I's thr-I's, thr-I's, thr-I's, thr-I's, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thr-a, th-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th. And, th. And, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, and, th-a-a-n. And, th-n. And, th-li-li-li-li-li-li-luu-li-li-li-lu. And, th-li-li-li, and then like we got drunk together at a bar

and you're like, you want to know why the porn's all gone. Remember? Yeah, desperate times cost to death of me. You got, yeah, dude. You got caught. What happened? Can we say it? Yeah, go ahead. That happened to me one time.

My mom never happened to me. My mom never caught me beating off, but my roommate had a gorgeous girlfriend and he had a VCR and I had some porn so I thought he was out. So I went in his room and so I started beating off and then he fucking the girl friend and I had a fist full of fucking danger in my head. What were you, dude? Yeah, when I got caught, like I had like six porn spread out all over the bed, so like the only thing in my peripherals is just like naked chicks everywhere. My mom walked in. And she's just like, oh honey. How, dude, Scott did you just, you just fainted, oh my god.

Your mom saw you beating off. So Scott just goes... Yeah, she saw me from the back. He was like my pants out of my ankles, dude. And so then, so then you just threw away everything. You just filled up a trash can, right? Yeah. Unbelievable, dude. Well, Scott, I love you, man.

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is to Grenada and from there do I go to Colombia or do I go to Jamaica? Oh Jesus Christ. I'm gonna to Columbia Scott? I'm not why? No. I don't know. Not really. My brother is down dude. Dude. The only problem is I'm carrying around a drone with me So like I'm just kind of a target Now I would do it did I don't think people are that bad I mean you don't want to go to Mexico because they're crazy out there There's certain countries don't go I think Colombia I think those places like they walk after white people Because if white people start getting kidnapped the tourism dies and they'll the the to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to go go go go go go go go go. to toy. toy. toy. toy. I's toy. their their they. I's their their their their their their their their their tourism dies and they lose a lot of money and the only reason Jamaica it's like you don't smoke weed and you I don't know if you're in the reggae you're not like a white European chick who's just going there to

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All of his adventures, he lives an interesting life. Girls hit him up on his DM, good looking guy, he likes that fun. No don't, he's trying not, that's when you know your next level when he's trying not to fuck models. Yeah, well no, you know when your next level when you're so bored of fucking models, you start fucking men. That's when you know your next level. Well dude, Jesus. Well, I hope that doesn, I told you my friend, my old friend Dodd, he would, he would watch like the European soccer games and he was just like staring at the Italian

guys, he's like, look at that perfection. And he's like, he's like, girl, Argentina versus Italy. You're telling me that that's not a, you're not gay, but that's, dude. And so I started getting into it. It's not my comic card. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, Sam. I have like five o'clock shadows and they're just like, they're perfect. Oh dude, if you're a Brazilian or a like Italian soccer player, that's top of the food chain. Dude, that is top of the human food chain. I think the only thing competes with that is NBA basketball player. Like those are the two, but thi. Yeah, yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thinks, thinks, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, if, if, if, if, if, if thi, if you're thi, if you're, if you're, if you're thi, if you're, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you're, if you're, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, the that, that, that, that, that, that, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, th yeah but I don't even think basketball business is a different thing no it's a different thing but um it's so funny

because you see chicks in LA you're like oh that's NBA pussy Scott you want you want to talk about your girl situation at all yeah yeah no I'm to the. Scott when you're back in come back yeah Scott when you're back in a come back we'd love to have you on the guest because I mean you're an international. to have to have to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to have the to to to to to to to to to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to to to to to to to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to the to the the brothers and you're always welcome on. Yeah, Scott, I love you. I would love to have you on the guest because, I mean, you're an international bad boy if there ever was one and your adventures are just top fucking notch. Scott, you're the best. I just have one thing to say it's international bad boys for us, record it. Bad boys are not at home. All right, calls from Colombia. tha. th. the the the the their their their their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. tho, tho. th. th. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. thi. thi. tha. to to to to tha. to to to to to tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. I tha. I tha. I th you get the Italian girl to go international bad boys for us recorded I left the country yeah that's what bad boys do bro he left the countries I later Scott love you later guys wow a whole

bunch of crazy shit going on join us in studio just now and when you could still do your stuff to have the guy call in he could be part of it I love this guy he's a good friend of. We've been friends since Christ was a kid. Both of us have been on this Hollywood blackball list for a little while, but we're back in the game. Because I try to book him a couple times. He said no and I told him that you're done in Hollywood. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. On this show, I was like, wait. Yeah. the way? It's called Hollywood Anonymous. Okay, and yeah, where can they find it? You can find it at the whole things comedy network iTunes America, yeah, you find in America? Yeah, you just type it in SoundCloud. So John?

SoundCloud, yes, SoundCloud. I've been trying to get John to show and he's like, yeah, yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah, no. Well, John and I were talking some crazy drug stories. I think John kind of thought seconds about about telling these stories. We've ruined our careers on this show. No, we haven't. No, we're going in the future. No, we have not. We have not. We have not. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm supposed. that's. . .. I am feeling good. I'm feeling really good. It's a good time to be a Cubs fan. I'm bummed, I can't go to Anaheim tonight. Why can't you? I'm going to see Quincy Jones is shooting these HBO specials. Oh yeah, yeah, I asked him for that. I go, hey dude, are there any tickets? I was like, nigga, that's been, we've been sold out for fucking three weeks. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thin. thin. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. Why, thi, thi, thi, thi. Why, thi. Why, th. Why, th. Why, th. Why, th. Why, th. Why, tha. Why, tha. Why, tha. Why, ta. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why, ta. Why, ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. tog. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. had him on our show and then we just asked him for two tickets. That's great. He had him.

I think he'll be fun, very happy for him. Yeah, man, it's exciting. But I figured I gotta do that. I was gonna try to go to think they did they called in they need it Oh Jordan right. Hey man. Sorry. I'll just try another time. Oh, tell them to call in now. Oh, okay. Let's see them call in the call in? Oh, the call. Oh, the call the call the call the call the call the call the call call call call call call call call call call call call call call call call call call call call call call call call call call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the call. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. they. the. the. the. And we had a great weekend. Yeah, that was a lot of fun. We sold out two shows on Saturday, which is the first time in the years I've done that, they sold out two shows down. Yeah, that was great, man.

Yeah, you should be happy with that. And Ryan always, the man, Andrew, I love the death. fucking time because he knows I'm mentally Fucking fragile all everybody who rolls through there. I'm sure he does that too with everybody is just like I mean not just to fuck with it's almost like to look man it's just it might be a slow weekend kind of like don't I look at as more as like don't sweat it. It'll be okay. Oh, yeah, that's not comedy club and he's so funny because his nothing is matters. The numbers don't matter in La Jolla. Do you know what I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's? I that's? I that's? I that's, I that's, I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's that's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the don't matter in La Jolla. Do you know what I'm saying? What do you mean? They don't matter? Well, I mean, if they were a dismal, I mean, they wouldn't shut you down if you got ten

people, right? Yeah. Yeah. But it's not necessarily the club where the like, you for the club though, you know what I mean? Those people paid to get in. We got a call? Yeah, we got a call. We got a call. We'll get into this story. We got a call. We got a call. We'll get a call. We'll get a call. We'll get a call. We'll get a call. We'll get a call. the tranny's. Hi, you're on all doing today? Hi Jordan. How are you? Jordan is a listener. He said, Steve, I got something to tell you. You want it to be on a personal call or on the show? And I said on the show, then he overslept the spot. Bad boys wake up. Bad boys wake up on time. They show up. They take care of their business. They're Eagle scouts. We're afraid. Bad boys. They're sound. thoyoyoyoy. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. tho. thoing. tho. thi thi. tho-s. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the. the. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to theea. thea. the. thrifty. We're trustworthy. Yeah. And we'll fuck. Yeah.

Like Kevin Bacon and a camping movie. So what's going on, dude? Are you, you got a problem with Steve? I don't know. Not at all. Just a couple weeks ago on the, um, I think the was out from the week on the road of Brody and I'll have in the week after that, you sounded so much better man. And my big thing was, no, nothing gets you, nothing against Brody.

You're hilarious, he's hilarious, love you, belt. But it seems like you're seeking his approval. So much. Right. And I get it. Everybody needs somebody to look up to. Especially you haven't come in the industry the industry in the industry in the industry in the industry in the industry in the industry in the industry in the industry in the industry in the industry in the industry in the industry in the industry in the industry the industry in the industry in the industry the industry the industry the industry the industry in the industry the industry the industry the industry the industry up to, especially you have come in the industry, but it's almost like if you lose his approval, you lose everything. Oh my goodness. Why? Why is it so? Why are you so insecure? I think I know why? Why? Why? You're a comedian in Los Angeles. It's just, yeah, well, that's something. You're hilarious. You don't need his approval or nothing. Yeah.

Wow, thank you for saying, I didn't expect this in the call. Well, thank you. I really needed to hear that. I love Brody's one of my favorite comics, but you know, we can just replace Brody with anybody. I need Sam's approval or John's approval. Like, yeah, yeah, that's something to look at man. I'm really looking at that. God, but also in any industry, people want the approval of their peers.

Yes. And like, yeah, and what I understand that is just like, well, he's just saying, dude, you got a little belief in yourself. But I also, yeah, I agree with what is, yeah, I mean, I don't actually know the whole story. So I'm just jumping in, but Brody, which I'm not afraid to say any more. Brody's crazy. Brody's, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, and, is, is, is, and, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, I, and, and, I, and, and, and, I, and, and, I, and, and, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, and, and, I, and, and, and, I, and, and, and, I, and, I, and, and, and, and, and, and person. Well, I love Brody, and I love Brody, too. I don't know if I love him. I'm kind of angry at him, but... Ooh. I love Brody.

I said nothing against him at all. I'm not gist, but... Brody's notion that he doesn't have to do my fucking podcast because he's too fucking busy. Well, just to let Brody fucking remember, he jacked a whole fucking episode idea from the naughty show for his TV show. So to sit there and say that my hotbores is in Jordan, you know, and that's Tripoli, no way. I'm just tired of this shit.

Oh, man. Hey, Brody, that was it. My bike have broken down the way to this. That wasn't me. This is the opinion of Sam Tripoli, no way, but it hurts my feelings, you know? I had a mom before, it went weird because he got sensitive with me. I love Brody. Apparently, there's a couple people who have issues with me. I don't know why, because I bend over backwards to show them respect, and that there's some issues. And that's it right there. For Brody's say he's too fucking busy for my podcast, it's fucking ridiculous. Well, he jacked a fucking story idea for a show

and then didn't even invite me to the fucking series premiere party that he had. So I mean, it is what it is. Wow. Jordan. Well, Jordan, you see what you did, Jordan? So that's my story. And from this day forth, nothing shall be the same. Ha ha. Thank you, Joy for calling in. Jordan, well, A. Thank you. I really thank you. I really need to hear that. I really need to

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I love him. I don't have a beef with him either. But except for the fact they- Always been very nice to me. Yeah, you guys. I love him to. I love. Aaron. How are you? Aaron? I like Brodin. But you know what man?

Go cards. Like that fucking wasn't very nice to say that. If you're too busy to come on, that's cool. I understand you're too busy to come on for a couple weeks. Yeah. But not like busy. I just really, I can't come on the podcast all the time, but to sit there and act like you're too good for it, then fuck that noise. Fuck that noise. Okay. All right. Um, fuck.

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know they were dead. Oh, man. Like, I've seen it when they know, like, RIP, miss you, miss you, miss you, thi. to so-and-so and it's like like two years ago. Oh man! Oh mama me. The older you get the more heroes you lose, dude. It's so fucking crazy. That's part of it, like that's part of life though, man, that sucks. It is a part of life. And when they start going, it seems like they go so fast.

Do you think death is peaceful? Yeah, I mean I think like a drug overdose would be peaceful in the sense that if you're already that plowed on heroin going out, it's going to be like it's probably like a little bit warmer, a little bit warmer, a little bit warmer. Yeah, now you're in the Civil War. Yeah, or like wherever you come out, medieval times. Right, sure, medieval times. There was a video going about about, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, that, that, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, that, it, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that And she came back, she's telling what she saw, and she saw everything. What did she see? Everything.

Tell us, please. She instantly was anywhere she wanted to be. She was watching her brother in India get on a flight. Why she was in China. She's watching him get on flight. It's like you just become, I'm telling you, you become, you, it's all energy. Dude, what leaves your body is your energy. Like what, it's, to me, is what I think,

and this is what I've been thinking about lately, and I don't know if I'm begged or what. Why have you been thinking, just because, man, I started this? And then I started imagining, what if I was buried with like my fiance? And I was like, whoa! And like it was just so uncommable, like, because I get, I get like, I get like, I get like, I get like, I get like, I get like, I get like, like, I get like, I'm like, you know, their face.

So it's like, it was really making me uncomfortable. So I started to think about why I was so and I was like, well, I definitely don't want to be buried when I die. That seems the worst. That does seem the worst, man. Just the claustroph our evolution is we shed this and then we're just the energy. You know what I mean? I've always thought the energy that we're all connected.

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universe is in each one of us. Yeah, yeah. You know, when you die, what's it? What's that? 21 grams. The title of that movie, right? Yeah, that's how you do. I do believe that there's energy. And that's why, like, ghosts, when people like, this place is haunted. It's always following a violent death where, like, the transferred, like, the universe that that something traumatic happens. You're living in the past. No, no, no, okay.

Here's the universe, right? Yeah, yeah. Here's our soul. When you die, your soul becomes a universe. Something traumatic happens that stops that. It stops it in the middle somewhere. Yeah, and now your energy is disconnected. the energy is can become the

energy. Yeah, there's something. Remember Danny, who we had a psychic on here too, he does that ceremony where he'll push people back to the other side. He started calling a guy into this very room that had passed away and gave us instructions and we never followed through with it. And that fucked up. We should do more seances. I was only time that. the the the the the the the the the the the wea wea. He wea. He wea. He wea. We just just just just just just just just just just just wee wee wee, we wee, we should wee, we should wee, we should th wee, we should th wee, we should wee, we should wee, we should to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We have th. We th. We th. We have th. We th. We have th. We should th. We should th. We should thi, we should thi, we should thin, we should the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the an thean. We have the an the an th was only time... Is that a fan of the jokes? More seances. Yeah, the way that Sam just said that, he just like, we should do more seances.

Like we should pack another bowl, bro. Yeah, that's so funny. See, it's funny. Like everywhere in L.A. Like, everywhere in L. their to smashed. There's probably a lot of interference from your energy leaving your body to get into the universe. Everybody comes here because they want something and most of us don't get it. Yeah, no, well we get into Greece.

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OK. Well, just tell it. You got rabbi at Tranny twice in one day? Yeah, the same one. Where did you pick her up again? Well, I was looking for drugs. And I was looking for drugs. And I was looking for drugs. way you shaking your leg looks like you're jerking off during the meeting. And he's barefoot right now, it's so weird.

It looks like you're fucking jerking off. That's comfortable. We're not judging. Now I'm gonna do something. I'm gonna let John Hook leave the pocket. I feel like we got him some weird shit. No, you're not comfortable with it. What do you mean? Okay, I just wasn't. I'd relapse. You're looking for more or you were you high?

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Yeah, you gotta have a driver's license. You never get a driver's license. Yeah, some of them do. All right, well, this one did. She grabbed her thing. I wait 40 minutes, baking in the sun. Nothing. When did you realize that she wasn't coming back? About 42 minutes into it. I was going to say, all right.

So then I take off, I'm still jonesing, and I'm driving around because during the day there's nobody's out. No, dude. I see the same one. I'm like, you know what? There's no way. This will ever happen again. You knew it was the same one. You knew and you went back to her. I thought this was accidental and you're like, oh my god, it's the same chick. You knew.

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Wow, what happened? So we don't want to relive that. Yeah, well, no, Chelsea and I had an argument. I was like, you dumb, fucking bitch, shut up. And every time your podcast? Does it get weird like this? Uh, I mean, not like this, no. It does get kind of weird. I mean, we go, we go deep.

We get real. We're not, it's not all fluff, you know? The only reason I talk about this is because one, I many people out there. I can't stop beating the fuck off. You're stopped right now. You're doing all right. I was just trying to be positive. Okay, thank you. That is positive.

But he thinks if he beats off a couple times a day it's ruining his cede and he can't focus. I'm not I'm way more relaxed and just like alright whatever. Takes a little pressure off. Yeah, it takes so yeah it's just like I'm not as as pent up I'm not like. I've never seen you pent up. I'm not like I've never seen. No but you know what I mean? If you haven't beat off in a long time or you hadn't beaten off in like six hours. He also does this crystals thing where he gets crystals done and every

time he did crystals he had this weird energy he hasn't done crystals in a while you might have just got better. Wow. Totally. So the crystals are having a negative effect and the iron do you remember which crystals? Yeah yeah Would you say Steven a lot more laid back back since he stopped doing crystals? Absolutely. 100%. You think that was bad for me, Aaron? Oh yeah. You just have weird energy when you came in with crystals.

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At 31 years old, died in her sleep, come on. I'm not, I get it, it just, another one bites the dust. No, dude, I wish her so well and I wish she's happy. But can I tell the Bukaki story? So, uh, so in 2005, there was the exact time period where I was buying heroin downtown. I was doing real estate. The salad days. The salad days. Yeah. I love that.

And I was selling real estate and industrial real estate. Yeah. And I was going downtown for heroin every day. Apparently these were your salad. Why do they do that? All I can't keep thinking about this whole podcast is like, I'm never going to go on the road with Brody again. That's that.

Wait, why? What happened on the road? No, nothing. But because, but like, I'm now in this. What, don't, why be thinne? I said does not reflect upon you. What I said, what Sam said about Brody does not reflect upon me. Brody Stevens is a great mentor. I'd love to go on the road with him again. I had a blast with him and I'd like to learn more from him.

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together, you all get writing jobs, he's like that's how it's worked in this business for a hundred years and he was like you can't just go to somebody who already has a career and he was like you can't just go to somebody who to say help me. He's to help me. I don't have a body of work. And he's like, you're gonna need to go to UCB, you know, he was like, I was like, I was like, what's that? He's like, upright citizen brigade. I was like, oh, I love that TV show. It was like, one of my favorite shows from 98, 2002, on, you know, on Comedy Central. Back in the day. It was great show. And he goes, um, he goes, just hang out there. And so, and so what do you mean you shot a Bukaki video? So in 2002 I worked for Big Brother magazine which later became Jackass which which was at a hustler I got involved with all these Bukaki people because I would just wander the building and I'd be like what's the weirdest shit I can get into and they're like oh nothing that this

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for the next show so I go hey Mr. Bester I have a really crazy video I'd like to show and he goes oh great we have we have a night all fucked up and illegal it's on Sunday nights come down it's called fucked up and the. Yeah that was that's called fucked up and illegal. It's called. It's called. It's called. It's called. It's called. It's called. It's called. It's called. It's called. It's called. It's called. It's called. It's called. It's called. It's called. It's called. It's called. It's fucked up. It's fucked up. It's fucked up. It's fucked up. It's fucked up. It's. It's. It's fucked up. It's called. It's fucked up. It's. It's. It's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's the. I's the. I's the. the. the guys. the guys. the. the guys. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the guys. the guys. the guys. the guys. the guys. the guys. the guys. the guys. the guys. the guys of the night. Yeah, that was hilarious. And I bet none of them were fucked up or illegal. It's a comparison to whatever you. It's that, it's that hipster danger. Yeah, that's really the fake danger. I drank milk and I'm lactose intolerant. No, that's what it was. A lot of throwing up.

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You got five minutes to show your video. And it's like, oh wow, this is another crazy video. It's packed. There's 200. behind the sounds perfect it's usually beat it's one of the best stages in the world right? Calm down dude. Okay so so then they go this guy Stephen wouldn't tell us what his video was but he's got a crazy video that he wants to show everybody and I go and I go and I go they go walk up my karate suit I go guys here it is I show everybody the video like put it in lights go down and it justify my love starts it like th i th th th th th th the the th th th the the th th the th th the the th the th th th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th is th is th thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus th th th the th th the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi the the the the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. the. the. the., chit, waiting. Dude, the whole place is going, it's a six minute video, going fucking crazy.

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And they're like, you fucking piece of shit. And I was like, oh, I'm sorry. I thought this night was called fucked up in illegal videos. Maybe I should have lit a Barbie head on fire. And I start to walk out and metbester's like, like Stephen, come back on stage right here. We need to talk, talk about this kind of conversation. And so I'm up there in Horatio Santa just shaking his head. Tim, Tim, Tim, what, Jerry Mino, I go,

I go, hey, ladies, man. Yeah, I go, I go, no, no, no, no, Jerry Minor. Really, that's really funny. And so I go, hey, man, I'm a big fan. And he goes, hey, what kind of career do you have? I'm like, oh, good, good point. You know, I wear a karate suit and I hang out a fucking Bukaki warehouses. So, so then, no, your career's fine. It's intact. So then some girl goes, my parents are here.

The dad wanted to fight me because I guess thrown to that it's gonna be mild-mannered vanilla bullshit. So I had to be escorted out because they were all throwing shit at me and I was like, I was like, fuck all you guys! What did you talk about when you went to the stage? I said, I said, um, I said, I said, I thought this was a funny. I'm sorry, this was fucked up in illegal, th. this was fucked up in illegal videos. This is what I find funny. Now, do I find that funny?

No, a little bit. But just crazy. Of course you find it funny. I find it funny. The fact that you did it is what I find funny. Is it funny? Aaron thought it was funny. Yeah, so it's like, but so everybody was thrown shit at me. their thii. thi. th. th. th. th. th. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of. Of course, th. Of course, of. Of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of. Of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of. Of course, of. Of course, of. I. I. I the. I. I think that's so out there like you even feel sorry for the girl like yeah that she's in porn doing yeah but she wants to do it and so there's

this whole fucking debate it was like a town hall I feel sorry if she's getting paid she signed a thing she's getting a contract she's not no one no one it's like no it's like tired it's not a rape video I'm try to it I to show more videos and they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to they they to to to to to they they to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th th th th the the the the the the the the the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they't, they were like, weren't paying attention to me, weren't paying attention to me, and I kept, I was like, dude, I just want to take fucking, you know, improv 101 and then finally after a couple months they let me in the improv one one-on-one, they just, we just didn't talk about it, dude. Dude, I've, it was, very, very, very, very, very, very bad. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, they. And, to. So I to. So I to. So I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to the to to to to the to to to to to to to to say. to say. to say. to to to say. to say. to say. to to say. to to to to to to to to s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s. the story. tooo. too. too. too. too. too. too. to it. I'm the first one to ever do that, you said? Yes, you are the first person. That's a skill, baby. It's going to be called, I've got no stories with John Huck.

Yeah, it's called. Storytime, uh, uh, uh, I'm going. to story. I forgot you guys started right at 3. He stoned in barefoot just hanging out. Yeah dude I was doing my fake beat-off thing. Wasn't that a good story? Hey, when you come on again? We did great Sam. You know, hey, I was what I was gonna say is I live right up the street. If you ever need me to just pop in, I can do that.

Probably not after you leave. I'm like what? I walk out of these a line of comics out there like you know that was an audition right and like wait what? I had no idea. I um This is a great podcast. I might do a special episode Steve with Jim Florentine because I don't think you get off He wants to do a podcast. He wants to promote but he can't come in Jim Florentine from? Oh, that metal show. Crank Anchors. I think I can do kind of a good Jim Florentine. Let's hear it. A little bit? No?

Deeper. How do you guys? That metal show? Yeah. Right. There you go. That was better than the stories you told. Which were zero. No, I'm like well guys. We love you. How do they find you? Uh, on Twitter. Are you post a couple stories?

You can go, hey, I got, I got, well, you know what I was gonna see you guys are talking about porn. I was, I did voice over in a porno movie. That's what I was gonna say. John, it's over. Oh, is it over? I think it's better that you don't? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. Oh. I th. Oh. I th. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, the. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. and tell. John, we'll see you around. All right, man. Thanks, guys. I'm online. Where's your podcast again? All things comedy, iTunes, SoundCloud. What do you guys talk about on there? Hollywood Anonymous. We talk about, we have guests from all walks of the entertainment industry,

grips, gaffers, actors, actors, comedians. there you can I mean yeah we the conversation goes everywhere you know it's not like a strict thing but we anybody who's you know made the move and and and tried to pursue anything out here we try to talk to and find out with tonight I'll be a potluck probably not be anywhere today all right yeah Stevens you guys twee you guys twee you guys tweat the twee they the twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee the twee twee twee the the the the the the the the the the the the the twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee try try try try try try try try try try try try try twee twee twee twee tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tbe they make a great comedy duo. Please. Let's just end. Let's just stop. Hold on. No, no, no, no. Okay, if you gotta go, you gotta go, add me on Facebook. No, I want to play on God damn Facebook. Guys, guys, Jesus Christ. Add you on Facebook.

Guys, I have a LinkedIn account. Yeah. Stephen ran up R&D-D-O-L-P-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-N-U-N-N-N-N-N-N-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U- in yourself after this. Sam Tripoli, if you like the episode, tell us. If you don't like the episode, tell us. If you love the episode, tweet to your friends. If you know people who love crazy storytelling on a podcast, hit us up. Hit us up. Don't have John on. Here's a video that Tate Fletcher sent me. So I hope you guys enjoy, I really enjoyed listening to it.

Every day the way I operate is totally different and it's not about the product for me as much as it is about the process. And what I mean about the process, the process saved my life. You see, my mother had me when she was 15 years old, right? Over on the east side of Atlanta we came up up in his neighborhood by the name of Kirkwood, drug dealer on every corner, gang members in the neighborhood, two bedroom home, 14 people, used to sleep on the floor. Got the opportunity to sleep in the band one time out of the week. It was six of us in the band, three out of the thea. And I came up with this dream pretty quick, I to to to to to to to to to, I to, I th, th, I'm, the, the, th, the, the, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, the, the, the, the, th, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, 14, 14, 14, 14, their, their, their, their, their, their, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thr, thr, their, their, to, together, their, together, together, together, together, together, together, together, and, they.. they. the together, their, their, their, together, that house, all eight of which are still going in and out of prison. And so pretty quick, I said, man, I want to go to the NFL, and so I went to my big cousin

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strong possibility that you probably can never play the game of football again in your life. I said no disrespect to you doc but you to the game of my life. I said no disrespect to you doc but you wasn't in the park with me and my mother and I was seven years old and she was sending that beer that you that you to you that you to you to do to do that to do to do that to to to to to to to to to to the to the to the to to to the the to the to to the the to the th. th. I th. thi. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I have th. I have th. I have th. I have th. I have thin. I'm thin. I'm th. thin to th. to to to to to to thin th. to to thi thi thi thi. thi. 't in the park with me and my mother. And I was seven years old and she was sending that beer regot after she got done working at Wendy's. No disrespect to you, Doc, but you didn't come up and had two-bettroom home, 14 people sleeping on the floor. No disrespect to you, Doc, but you didn't miss those meals and stay focused and never made an excuse. I never cheated. Like my conscience still until his day won't let me, like I can't cheat. I can't look myself in a mirror and say, ink you did a good job knowing that I cheat. I can't cheat. One of the greatest pieces of advice that my mother gave me was this.

Son, whenever you start, you make sure you finish. And the problem with the world today, people get involved with things, and if they don't like a certain person, if they don't like the process, if it's not what they thought it was, they quit. And what they don't understand about quitting, quitting becomes a habit that doesn't just affect you. Later on in life when you get a wife and you get some kids or you get a family, it's going to come back to hunt you and it will one thap.. to to to to to the process is more important than a product. It's not even about the outcome for me. It's about can you take pride in what you do as an individual and every night when you look in a mirror knowing that you gave everything you had to it. And we have to get to the point where we're willing to impose our will on certain

things. Impose your will on it. My life totally changed. And thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, thi, thi, my thi, my life thi, my life thi, my life thi, my life thiii, my life totally changed. And they gave me an opportunity to stop. And most people, when you give them an opportunity to stop while they're chasing something, they take advantage of it because they feel as if, man, why does this have to happen to me? I felt as if why not me? This is the perfect opportunity to use this to be a blessing to somebody else.

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