Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - The International Bad Boys Hour Ep 54: Cholos Try with Fabian Alamor and Rick Kosick

Episode Date: April 26, 2016

The boys are back in studio with another instant classic. After a week of not doing stand up and getting rest Sam is on fire and Steve doesn't know how to handle it. Steve and Sam then discuss their vision boards and kicking ass. They then welcome Big Brother and Jack Ass's Rick Kosick back to the studio. Sam and Rick discuss having a secret and the importance of doing as much weird shit as you can before you grow old. The Bad Boys welcome pro skater, gang banger, porn star and youtube celebrity, Fabian Alomar, to the show. Fabian discusses what it was like learning to skate board in East LA in the 80's and how he almost went jail with Germany's Tupac! All of this and more on another exciting episode of The International Bad Boys Hour!

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We got a great show, really excited. Who's our guest? Our guest is Fabian Alamar. Rick Kosk is going to come into support. Fabian Alamar is a pro-skater, an actor, a porn star and a gangster. Yeah, that's what we call multitasking. He's doing everything. He's living life to the max. He's done it all.

Yeah, Steve is good to be here. Good to see you, Steve. You say my energy's a little weird? I'm a little off, I don't get it? No, I just, I didn't, did I say weird? Yeah, you're different? What was the heat. Yeah, no, I just can't I my tuner is trying to pick up what channel you're on I can't figure it out I'm on rock and roll. You're like hey, what's up? Hey, what's up? I'm just like what do we? Okay, hold on just trying to find you try to find you try to find you. I'm feeling that all we got an intern now. What's your name? What your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your you you you you you you you you you you you you you you th you th you th th th that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th th. th. th. th. th. th. We th. We're thi thi thi thi thi thin? I thin. We're thin. We're th. I that's that's that's that's that's that's thin. How you liking it Alex? Alex how you liking it? Alex is loving it. What do you think he loves most about LA? The tranies. I think he likes the tranies too. Getting that vibe. I think you know they don't have that out there. You gotta go deep in Iowa to find some good

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Donut Time. In tribes. But you gotta go at night, right? Yeah, big training hang out if you want to know where they are. It's not as big as it used to be and it kind of tha' lookie-loo. That's a Doddy's to sing all the time All right, where are you gonna be at Sam? This Friday night I'm going to be in Santa Barbara Velvet Jones with my good friend Redband That would be a fun show. We're gonna have we were gonna have Esther Kuh on but I guess there was some weird falling out between Redband and her so it's not happening now so just me and Red Band slinging comedy dick I'll probably be

at the comedy story this weekend I'm back at the saddle after taking a week off and boy did that feel good not doing anything was that's what it is. That's what it is. You took a week off that's the end. You're took. I I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's. that's that's th. th. that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's th. th. th. that's that's that's th. that's that's that's th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the. the. the. the. the. th. th. week off. That's the end. You're actually all here and I just like I'm like wait what's going on? Yeah, it was great. I would do it tomorrow. I have to I have to check it at the store Now because there's so many people vying for those spots So you gotta gotta always stay in the mix, but I think it's good to take a week off and you know I'm there five days a week working and I took three days off to go on the road. I don't know where I went. Oh fuck I don't know where you were I was in San Diego yeah I was in San Diego and I came back I got a text from that girl Ashton she's like do you even work at the store anymore I went twice and I didn't see I'm like fucking. Really? Yeah. I was gone for three days? Yeah. You were missed. Oh, is that what that means?

Hey guys, also if you want to, I'm available, here's what I'm working on now. I got a couple things working. I'm also doing private shows. I'm very excited about that. Hey, you got a, you want your buddies getting roasted? You want me to Sam Tripoli.com, go to find my email, Sam Tripoli live at Gmail, and hit me up and we will make that happen. Also I'm proud to announce that the international bad boys are going to be setting up a brand new account

on patron.com. That's PAT-R-E-O-N.com. And basically if you're a fan of show, you can go there, you can help, you know, make a donation to the show. That'd be awesome. Because we want to get t-shirts going. Stickers, T-shirts. T-shirts. Cool shit.

Like, you can Skype. Like, you'll try, tho-s. getting to that point, I'm down for that. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead, go ahead, throw a 20 on there, dude, you'll watch me and I just, I've been jacking off so much lately, not a lot's coming out. It might be a little anti-clamatic, but you'll see the struggle. If you're in a struggle dick where it's just like, do I do this? Do I not do us? What do I do?

You ever had that moment? Yes, I'm afraid to beat off right now. No, it's mind-blowing. For a see God? Dude, I said, my butt cheeks clenched the bed sheets and I went, oh my goodness when I came dude, that and I never did that shooting heroin. That's like, for distance? You ever been impressed about how far you shoot? If you don't beat off, if you don't have an orgasm, any of our listeners out there, if you guys are bored with your life, you like, oh, try to try something try know? Kind of got a shitty job, don't know what's going on. Don't beat off for a week or two, go as long as you can,

and then beat off and just, wowie, Zowie, you know, you're just like, fucking A. Wau-wai's, doesn't the intern look like, Iowa Wolverine, kind of like before he decided to go like all vigilante was working a day job and like it hurts rent a car. It was like hey everybody I'm a Wolverine can I put you into a sedan or something? You want to upgrade that? You want to the comfort car? You want a comfort car? What are you looking for? You want to insurance on that? Yeah, I do it it's a good thing. Um, where are you the? I am gonna be at the comedy store tonight. Holy shit. Okay, I'm gonna be at the comedy store. Earl Skakels hosting. Okay, I'm gonna be at the comedy store Earl Skakels hosting potluck. Sam, I think, dude, that'd be so. I'll hit up Adam and see if the the the the the to let me let me let me let me let me the the the the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. th. the. the' the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to t potluck tonight. I'm doing Harvels tomorrow. Come down if

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80% of it came true. Just random stuff. I put a picture of the comedy store. Three weeks later, I started working, so it was me up with the job. Boom, dude. I fucking get D, you guys throw a word in for me, but it was just right after like the glue was drawing from being on my vision board. I put, uh, Hodger Machado was a jiu-jitsu place I used to go to.

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And I got a one in both of those. And I was like, damn, I don't have, like I'm having fun with you guys right now. What you gave yourself a one? You do it yourself, right? So you hit a time or you do it's five minutes. And it's like, okay, prosperity, I'm making more money. to make more money. I'm not earning 100% in my vision. You know, I still have a day job. I would like to like just earn as an artist 100%.

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and fucking stoners you know like just living the Jim Morrison like do you know. Do you know that there's fucking other worlds out there I'm like dude come into my apartment tell me about it boing you know like but I don't know I'm lazy I went to a concert last night and I was getting hit on by big tied I'm a to to to to to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to to to me I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm to to to to go I'm I'm I'm to go I'm to go I'm to go I'm to go I'm to go I'm to go I'm to go I'm to me I'm to me I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm t. t. I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. t. I'm t. I'm te. I'm like like like like like like like I'm t. I'm like like like like I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. I was getting hit on by big titted Armenian chicks. You're not lazy, you're in a relationship. Yeah, that too. That too. That's how it goes. It goes either way.

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all black I like diversity I want everything I like those I have to live in a big city. I have to live in a big city and I have to be seeing all different kinds of people. Yeah, that's way I grew up and it wasn't until like I mean like a cup I remember I drove to Montana one time When I was 15 with my friends my friend owned a ranch in you went to a montana ranch. I did it was it was it was a it was a gun accident. that's a whole other story. I mean a threat to a... Did you shoot somebody? I almost did. How do you almost? There was a... I had a banana clip in this gun. That held 22 bullets. And you know, I was 15. It was stupid. I went to gun safety class. It was stupid, stupid, stupid. There's always one in the chamber. And I took the clip out.

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That doesn't sound young to you, but it is fucking young. I feel like, I don't feel ordinary, 40 years old, you're gonna see ageism is a real motherfucking thing. It doesn't affect Bill Burr, it doesn't affect certain people. It doesn't affect everybody. It only affects those who believe it. So I don't like, ages them, I don't care if I'm 55. Yeah, but I'm still gonna be talking. Two dudes. Okay, you listen to two dudes.

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He's like, look at that 45, and she came over, and he was like, oh, girl. And she came over, where's the party? Oh girl, get out of here. And I just got in my head. I was like, that's not cool. Ooh, girl. Oh, girl. Um, he just, he just called me. Should I pick up the phone? Yeah, let's see what's going on. Do you want to play it?

Yeah. Oh, here. I'll just put it in the speaker into the. No, just do that. Don't do what, Sam? Don't put it on... Oh, it's not working. It's not working. Bad reception. Bad reception. Bad reception. I'm going to go outside and find it. Whoa, it's like bad reception. Dude, I don't know if I'm scared of the new you with sleep and rest,

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So our main guest today is going to be Fabian Almar, but Fabian actually requested that Rick comes in, Rick's got some stories with Fabian, Rick was there from the date. We have back in action, my good buddy, one of my soulmates in this world, Rick Cossick. Rick Cossick everybody, in the saddle. So Rick's th Rick's gonna come in and just fucking you know do some support shots yeah we just love having Rick and we just wanted an excuse Rick is what the kids call a regular on the show now thanks for having me back did we love to have you I haven't seen to have you I haven't seen as much but maybe because you've been sleeping dude maybe because you've been sleeping there as maybe because you've been sleeping in the sleep on because I enjoy it. I don't like this. You don't like this? Why?

Because I don't know I feel like I'm losing control now. Oh geez. So what's up? Yeah the reason why you probably haven't seen me because I was working on a show and I was constantly out of town. Oh how did you go? It was great. We finished up another season it's called swerved it's a W. W.W-W-W-W-W-W-W-It-It's it's it's a th-It-It- It's a th- it's a th- it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a th- it's a th- it's a th- it's a th- it's a th- it's a th- it's a th, it's a th, it's a th, it's a th- I'm a th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. Oh, I's a th, I's a th, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I's a th, it's a th, I I I I I I I I I I I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I's th-I, I's th-I-I. Oh, I'm, I'm th-I. Oh, I'm a th-I. Oh, I'm a thin. Oh, I'm a th-I's a thirty thirty-I'm thirty-I'm th-I'm th-I'm th-I'm th-I'm th-I'm th. I like pro wrestling. You know what? I like all those guys who do that. They're really talented. Why is it so homo-erotic now? Is it? Yeah, it's like, everyone's got spandex on. There's nothing different. It's always been that way.

I guess so. I mean, what's more gay? The only reason I would say WWE is because they they try to have flamboyant characters but I can understand what you're saying I do understand a bunch of ground and pound and all that stuff. I get it. Some guy just getting you know submissive pose and missionary style and that's pretty gay if you ask me. Well you know it's so funny is like I do a punch-drunk sports podcast and like we always do some called bag of bets And like every bat is like if you lose a bat you've got to do something gay. That's all it is. It's never like, you know, like one of them we just is like if I lose this bat,

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I grew up watching you in. I grew up, their Dave Carney, we'll see you in a second. They're like, Dave Connie will see you in a second. Hold on. Oh, Rick. We've been a little. Sorry, I'm not. Also, we never see.

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They said, hey, if you guys hit $50,000,000. or a couple hundred thousand, this will be good for your social media. Well, what do you know in two days? We hit 22 million. And it went on TMZ and like I had a spot on TMZ for it and World Star, God, it was on Buzzfeed, it was everywhere. What was the first one? It was the kale chips. And it looked like a fucking ta to me. You know what I mean? I just, I don't know, I don't eat vegan shit, you know what I mean?

Yeah. So I opened it up and I thought like, oh wow, this is, this looks like bud to me, you know what I mean? So everything that else came natural. Then they gave us some koji berries. Am I saying it was. I'm trying to become. Have you ever tried it? No, I haven't tried. It tastes like shit.

Leave it to the cows, man. Leave it to the cows, eat the grass. It's not, I like meat. I like meat. You know, I'm not We're all healthy, man. All that shit, it's good, but it's just not like good, not for me. But I tried it. Yeah, missing nutrients. Yeah, missing nutrients.

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It's just yeah pretty nasty eat my like there's a thing called meet your meat on on YouTube wow all the McDonald's process shit yeah I get it I get it but I just I'm so I'm so already trained and conformed into one way you're gonna have to slowly gradually take me there right you can't just hit me with the turn vegan overnight shit yeah it ain't happening so you've had a crazy career of like you've done so many different things it thinks it th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to th to th th th th the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the. So you've had a crazy career of like, you've done so many different things. It seems like you've been master of a million things. You started out skateboarding. Skateboarding. Then you did porn.

Then you went to jail. Now you're a YouTube celebrity. An addict? An addict. Yeah. An addict in recovery? X acting, yeah. X addict, Sam and I are too. Man, I, uh, I grew up in Echo Park. I started skateboarding in Echo Park, which my man right here, Eric Costa. Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, you were there when we did the big brother thing when the fight broke out.

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Let's just say, I come from a gang environment. Yeah. You know, I'm not trying the ones who know, no. Yeah. And the spread that you guys did was incredible. If you just look at the spread, it speaks for itself. Yeah, I just remember the day going into it. Fabian was driving me there and I just had this, you know when there's a sense of danger coming? And your body's telling you like, there's something. to the him and be like, oh my god.

You can see, you gotta see the pictures. I was nervous. Were you Stone? No, I was. I might have been. But it was it was gnarly. And we click, we click, and they. But theyrothed photos,rying to we we lock it in everything already This is for Big Brother magazine

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I used to get in trouble a lot. I, you know, I went through my own little phases. Yeah. Of growing violence, and being with the whole environment of drugs and gangs and gang violence that thing everything that comes with it so being in that moment in that era like it was hard for me to just like just stick to one thing but I found something that I loved and and I found something I was good at and it felt natural to me and that was skateboarding. How did you teach yourself I mean there must not be a lot of like professional skateboarders around where you were growing up like

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My homeboy is on the front of the handlebars. His name is Juan Harrell. He's a, he's a good friend of mine, like a brother. And we were like, we were watching these kids down the street hopping on their boards. We didn't know it was Ollie. We were just like, damn, what are they doing, man? What the fuck? They had a little jump ramp and shit. So we go down there on the bikes and we were looking at them and they're like, just,

like, they freeze up. No, go ahead, my mom and dad don't, they can't afford to buy me skateboard all the time, man, you're gonna have to stop by it and gotta get your own shit. Yeah, you know something like, okay, enough said, you made it clear, I'll go get my own shit, so we went to, so we're like, dude, tho' thi's, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're, they're they're they're they're they're they're they they, they they're they're they're they're they're they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they, they, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're gonna, they're gonna, th. th. tha, tha, tha, they're they're tha, they're they're they're they're they're gonna, they're they're gonna and then and another one called the Silver Green. Like what do you, I mean I'm not, I don't have, how much this shit called like 50, 60, that's a lot of money in 84. Yeah, that's how money now. Yeah, but I mean shit back then I was like my mom was like are you fucking kid me. Yeah. Fuck out of here. airwalks you can go without your airwalks so what we did was we went in jackboards we just back then you could you could cruise in the back of a

truck and before you get a ticket being in the back of a truck Nissan days when we could be in the back of a truck bumping your music and all that you know the 80s the cruise shit no I remember that yeah we're in Glendale and Ego Rock and we live in Echo Park so we go we take their shit we come back and we set it up and that park was really rough back then I remember I remember like I grew up in Pasadena and I would have to go into Echo Park every once in a while I'd be like my guard would be up I'd like oh shit yeah yeah now now it's notoday now it's pretty now now it's like cowboys shit. You just like, alright, anybody my age? I'm not looking at. Right.

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knowing I have a bloody ass knife of me or something and some drugs on my pocket or you know what I mean it was like my way out but I used it for good and I used it for bad but but you know growing up that's what the that's what I had to experience and had to go through. To survive. Well, and then I kind of made some bad choices along the way because... Welcome to the podcast. Yeah, thank you. But I made some bad choices because we didn't have the guidance that a lot of kids have today, you know, and some kids don't have it.

But I think the man all of a sudden you think you're untouchable but in reality you're not even saving for like what's important so what age are you talking about how old are you I'm talking about like 16 17 I started I started getting I started seeing sponsors I started to see sponsorships and then like I'm a to the the sponsors I the sponsors I the sponsors I the sponsors I the sponsors I the sponsors I the sponsors I the sponsors I the sponsors I the I the I the I the the I started I started I started I started I the the the th I started I started I started I started I started I started I started I started I started I turned pro for ATM click with Mark Gonzalez So Mark Gonzalez turned me pro and he turned Joey pro And when and we're at that moment I was like damn my favorite skateboarder in the world turn me pro So how is that like like growing up where you grew up all of a sudden you're in magazines

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I don't know yeah keep your uncle where was the like always have like I do stay up there always be a gig where you I don't know why I made his voice like like little Michael Carlio yeah I'm Michael I'm Michael Corleone yeah yeah yeah yeah that sounds like you're scared of my Tuesday Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Michael Carl Carlisle. It was great. I'm Michael Corleone. Yeah, I can know it. That sounds like you're scared. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Yeah. Is there any when you were young that I've like one like big pro-M event that kind of like was like that was. That's when you were like, holy shit. This is crazy. Yeah, Munster. You remember Munster? Munster was the O'Li. See now they got the X games games. the ex. the ex. the ex. the ex. the ex. the ex. the ex. the ex. the ex. the ex. the ex. the ex. the ex. the ex. they. they. the ex. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they were. they were. they were. they were like. they were like, they were like, they were. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. th. th. th. the. th. th. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Munster was the shit. Well, once there was the Olympic. See now they got the X Games and all the other crazy shit right? Maloof money. They got the fucking Street League and everything. That's dope.

But back then when we was hot it was the Munster was Munster was the ultimate like the biggest you had to qualify you had to make it. You had to make Canada the streets, the slam city, and then you had to go to all these other ones to get to Munster. Munster was the shit. That was like the Olympics for us. And it was kids from Brazil, from Italy. You got kids from all over there, they're there to skate and they're all pro. And back then you had like, now there's a bunch of pros. I mean, there was more like you've their their their their their their their their their their their I mean there was more like you seen these guys right you knew who they were yeah you saw Mike Valley you saw Jamie Thomas and fucking Eric

Costin and all these other dudes like and you know all our boys were there like everybody was there man and it was dope because you know you know I'm up but I'm back right there and I'm their their try and I'm the try the best and like I'm I'm a the the the the the the the the I the the I the I the the I the I the the the the I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their I their I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the I the the the the the the the the toy I toy I toy I tm. tm. toy I tm. I tm. I toy I tm. I tm. I t up. I'm there and I'm gonna skate my best and like, I remember one time I beat like Kareem. And like, I remember one time I beat like Kareem and I remember one time I beat like Kareem. And then I've been a lot of big names. There was like, out of 300 some skaters, I was like number 50 something. Wow. That th. At at at at at at at the the the th. the th. I. I. I. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like 30. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I'm. I'm. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I. I. I. I. I. I the. I the. I'm. I'm like, I'm like, I mean. I mean. I mean. I mean. I mean, I mean, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I mean. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm a one. I mean, I was like number 50 something. Wow, that's great. In the world. Yeah, but like back then in the world. Yeah, that was dope. That's huge. Man, to make it and like to be in that part.

I felt, I felt it was an honor just to be there. And I'm sure the degrees between one to 57 Because you know, in actuality, man, it's all about the nights before, like the two nights before the contest. How you treat yourself the two nights before those contests is going to make you, how it's going to determine your run. And then also if you're up, if you're on your shit skating because you have to been skating weeks before, you can't just go and be like, you're a the..the best skater gets rusty Yeah, you know stand up guy hit a groove you got to hit that you got to find your groove And you got to find your groove and make nail it and you know and the first trick?

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Yeah, that's exactly. I'm newer to stand up so like and I work at the comedy store so like I'll get a spot I'll get a development spot or a little spot. All of a sudden they're like oh Lucy just dropping it on you and the other guys. The other guys the more seasoned guys like Sam and they handle it all they're like oh cool yeah he can't have the spot Yeah I'll go up right after him my heart I'm like is I can't, I get fucking nervous. You know, because you gotta now follow these guys going, hey, you know what's weird? You're like, you're gonna have to up the Annie. The guys, I grew up watching on TV for 20 years, they're just jumped in front of you, dude. And now, how's your, how's your, you know what's, it's weird. It's scary. And these these these these these these guys, these guys, these, these, the guys, the guys, the, the, the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you. You. You. You're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're going, you're going, you're going, you're going, you're going, you're going, you're going, to. You're straight, Andrew Dice Clay bumped me every night at the comedy store. So you just don't get that anywhere else. You don't get that every night.

Him, Eddie Griffin, and Joe Rogan. I was following one of them every night. They vacuumed the power out of the room. Now you're just sitting there in there. And he was just like, he couldn't even speak. Yeah, he couldn't. Or Jim Carrey sits in and they're just like,

I'll watch this. Yeah, they're done. Yeah, it's crazy, comedy. So then, whatthe first big break or not? That was that was like the first not like my first big split up like if you want to say pro spotlight yeah that was like a big spread I had that was the biggest spread I've ever had that was like a 10 page interview. Yeah. God you never saw that anymore. You shot everything didn't you shot everything most remember? Yeah. Yeah. So then a fight broke out that day back to the fight I got I I I I I I I you you the that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. You. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You shot. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You shot. You. You shot. You shot. You shot. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that.. So then a fight broke out that day, back to the fight. I got, I got my homies, family, everybody in the back of it. In that picture, that picture is legendary. I want that, what's that on my wall. That would be a cool black and white. You should find that.

Do you still have that picture? Uh the family was two different gangs. Three different gangs. Oh, but see, your intention is right. There's actually more, but they weren't there, but I don't think. But there's, there was two different rival gangs, right? And like they brought their homies, and they brought they were there. They were there. Yeah, to be in the shoot, right? My cousin, I won't say no names or people, but they brought home boys and some of my members of my family didn't get along with my cousin, that's how big my family is. My dad has 22 brothers and sisters. What? My mom has 16. So, um, whole is a huge

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They all wanted to be in a magazine, they were like, fuck, yeah, they're involved, right? It's like a party. And so one, they're lining up on the side and the way you had it, one white boy. The way you had, yeah, one gringo right here. The biggest moth fucker there. Yeah, but he's not trying to get, he's like, I mean, the fuck, I mean, the fuck. If you know Rick, I love Rick Rick being like well in they were I say yeah we took the final portrait they're like they're like they're like wow yeah you

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I went to, I went to, I went to, I went to a place, an audition to go skate with Billy Valdez. See, Billy's the reason why, now I know it, damn it. Billy's fault. It is Billy's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. the the the the the hurts so how'd you come up with that well Frank because Frank you know what I mean it's a fucking dick yeah like a dick but but then it's my uncle Frank he calls off he calls them for fat so but anyway frank and then hurts then hurts because that mother fucker hurts sometimes yeah that's what I get from you know they're portering from no ways down I'm just saying but um it just hurts so you're so you're gonna so you're so you're so so you're that that that that the that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's their fr that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the there the the the there you're the the the the the there you're th there you're th thr thr thi from, you know, I'm Puerto Rican from the waist down, I'm just saying, but it just hurts. So you're Puerto Rican, oh, I really am.

Yeah. Are you Puerto Rican, you Mexican? Oh, okay. I'm Puerto Rican, you're the waist down and Mexican. Okay, so Puerto Rican's got big dicks. Well, I don't know if you want to get hurt, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, now. Easy Sam, easy. This could be a porn cast. Let's just change it from pod to porncast. No, let's not. Let's play some music here right here, yeah. So, you go down to do an audition.

Okay, go to an audition. They want us to skate in the pool, in a porn. And fucking do a bunch of tricks. Me, Billy, Joey, Joey, Guy., the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the They wanted us to skate in the pool in a porn and fucking do a bunch of tricks. Me, Billy, Joey, Guy, fucking Seas, a bunch of guys, shit, Keenan was alive back then. It was back in those days. It was, so we were all like, you know, we were all fucking like,

like a party central. It's like mid, mids no like mid mid maybe 97 ninety eight ninety seven and um we said fuck it let's go my boy Danny Koojave it's a pro snowboarder he got us on this company called left that was out of black flies and we were all on a snowboard team that to their to'n't toe'n't porn start I was like what the f-son'n-fo. I I to to to the to to the to to the the to their. I their. I their. I their. When I their. When I their their their their their to to to to to to to to to to to to to the their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. their. their their their their their their their. their their their. I their their their their. I their. I their their their tm. their their their their the their the the the the the to to to to to to to to toboard? Same gear? That's crazy. And then only barely even toubea's both of them. And like what I did was, I, we went to this audition and there was no pool. We're like, what the fuck? We're in Santa Monica.

Like, we're in Switzer and like some guys, some weird looking guys. So we're standing around and they're like, hey, they come up to me and they say, hey, the girl, some dude that looks like Cisco with, he had bleach hair, but he was black, dark skin with blonde hair, he comes to me like, he's like, remember Cisco, that tant, that was shit back then, oh yeah, so that was my song, some, so song, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, comes up to me hey cake the girl that girl Nicole her name is Nicole Ehrlich she goes by the name of Samantha and and porn she wants to know if you could take your shirt off and come in

front of the camera if you like to be in a movie fucking to the sudden I'm like wait hold up here's my break right here hold you've had so many different lives man I should fucking do this huh and then my friends like go go go go you should do hey Fabbs here you're you call yourself fabulous Faves everybody Billy Billy's like go go to go to go to do it you always want to be you know because we've all yeah and fucking have swapped and done some crazy shit in hotels with bitches, so we know who the porn star really is in this room, you know what I'm saying? So then they're like, go and do it? And I'm like, uh, I'm like, I'm like,

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Now I got diarrhea, bitch, I had all kinds of fruit. I was, I fucked up all kinds of, I'm like, man, I feel sick, so I had to go use a toilet a couple times. Like, fuck, this bitch fucking set me up. And like, you know, so now it came time to perform. I'm like, guys skating over there and then guy comes in, he's like, dude, I go, guys like, that the kids, they's skating............. They's, their. They's, their. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. They're, they're, they're, they're, they're, their. their. their. their. their, their, their, their, their, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. F. F. F. th. th. tap tape. tape, f. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. tap toy. tap tap. th th. th. th. F. th. like, is that faping Alamar over there doing the porno? And I'm like, that just made my dick creep back in, like, oh no, back into its foreskin. Yeah. And like, I got nothing but Shale Bubboo Foreskin hanging in. I don't even got a dick no more. Yeah. Because I'm scared.

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Omar and Mario there's four of us and also really quick you're gonna start you're gonna get into stand up you're thinking about yeah yeah I'm thinking of like but I want to kind of get the feel of like how to put a bid together and get things going. So yeah I hear it fucking walks he do you know who Momo Rodriguez is no do you know who Carlos Mencia's yeah okay so you got a no momo he's his friend is little his Hispanic friends really good friend they're those two are gonna help me and I got my friend Noel G to help me out that's great awesome that I know I know Rick do you want to plug anything yeah yeah watch King the the the thing yeah watch the king I watch I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the things. things. things. things. things. things. th. th. the. thr the. thr the. the the. the the the the the the excited. Yeah, it's gonna be a good show. Bad ass, dude, badass Sam. I've been seeing that.

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