Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - The International Bad Boys Hour Ep 59: Chelsea's Back From The Darkness

Episode Date: June 7, 2016

Chelsea is fresh out of the County Hospital and back in the studio ready to rock! Steve listens as Chelsea let's everyone in how crazy her last month has been. There is a fine line between brilliant and crazy!

Come to mic up. Ready on the right. Oh my lord, it's the international. Yeah, calm down, n- Ready on the right. Come down, n-a'lid'a'a'a'luck. Oh my lord, it's the international. Bad boys are not at home. Literally, Sam's not here. Sam is not here. He's been texting me. He's got a call in. I told him I needed my phone for the intro song.

I told him about three times. He didn't understand that. I just texted him to call back. Yeah. I just said, hey, Sam, I need a, hey, what's up? This is International Bad Boy, Steve Randolph, International Bad Boy. Sam Triplie is on the road because Bad Boys are not at home, but he's going to be calling in, I think from Vegas. the line. Yeah, yeah, yeah, are you there Sam? I am here!

Where are you calling from, Caller? Hi, said Tripoli, long-time listener, first-time caller, I'm on the road again. Where are you at, buddy? Get all the road again. We're international bad boys today. Dude, there are, can you hear me? There are Mexicans driving big trucks and they don't know what they're doing. Now that is racist and true.

What? What? Yes. Is it racist? It's racial. I'm not saying Mexicans are bad people. I'm just saying the trucks are a little too big for them right now. Yeah, I'd agree with that. Fair enough. That's okay. They just can't handle it.

How do I sound? Do I sound good? No, you sound good. You sound better than actually when you're actually here. I think you're, you're... Oh, shit. Maybe I should never be in studio. You know, I didn't want to say it, but that, that, that, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, th. T, thi, thi, thi, they're they're they're they they they they they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they they just they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they. They. They they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're thi. They're thi. thin. thi. that that that that that that thi tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. they just they just they just they're they're're picking up on, you might want to roll with that. I definitely feel safer. That's kind of the vibe you're laying out, bro. It's kind of vibe you're laying out. Look, I feel safer here. It's like, you know, I can spread my wings a little bit, you know, kind of maybe put my feet up.

I have like my, uh, I like it. Just kidding. Um, where are you going to be out this week? You want to do dates out of the fucking gate? Date out of the moth fucking gate, motherfucker. Yeah, dog. I'm going to be in Vegas all week, dude. Just rocking hard. Where are you going to be at in Vegas? LA Comedy Club in the stratosphere Monday through Sunday. So I'm very excited. Steve, if you're bored, come out, do a guest spot. I was just gonna ask for one.

I just might, Sam. I'm off on Friday. I don't know. Maybe I will. Maybe I will. I'm a guest spot. What day? I could see if you and Jason Tibo, friend of show, to do guest spots.

Dude I would love that. I thought you would never ask. Do you think we could do like maybe Thursday Friday? I don't know if you, I'd have to talk to them, but I couldthat would mean a lot to me. That would also mean that my vision board is already working, even though only half the stuff is taped up. Traveling to do stand-up was gonna be on my vision board. That's very generous of you, and this is also the universe just saying, Stephen, yes, your wish is my command. do is ask and believe that you had a right to that. Now snaps! Me and Nitty.

Me and Nitty are doing vision boards, bro. Are you saying your vision, the universe is your bitch? The universe is a genie and its only response is yes. I'm a bad person I don't deserve anything. Yes, your wish is my command. I'm a good person I deserve it all. Yes. I'm starting to kind of arrive to that. I get that.

It is a lot of positivity. Guys, big news, I'm about to get on the 115 North. Yeah. Hell, fucking, yeah. I'm not fucking yeah. You're cooking with Degas and Vegas when you're on the 115 North and you're like, oh, hell yeah! No I wouldn't mind, I wouldn't mind, I'm getting so many texts right now, good luck with Chelsea, my brother did, good luck with Chelsea today, good luck with Chelsea.

Every side is like really concerned. We've never had this much heat on on social media and we've had famous guests on and people are just going crazy. We are, let me get my dates out of the gate too, but we are going to have Chelsea on in about 20 minutes. So the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to get to get to get to get to to get to get toe. to get to get to get to get to get my brother, to get my brother, to get my brother, to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get. to get. to get. to get. to get, to. to. to, to. to to. to to to c. to to toe. to to to the. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe the famous Chelsea Skidmore is going to come in to the studio. She's had a pretty wild ride the last few months and I hope she's going to get into that. And you know she's very loved I guess she was really shocked you know just to let all the bad boys and bad girls out there all the fans tho that it does matter what you think uh Chelsea Chelsea was very touched. I don't the th all the th all the th all the th all the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the. the. the. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. to the. to the. to to to the the the. the the the the. the the. the. the. the. thi. think. Chelsea was very toucest. I don't know if she's going to play it cool or not on the podcast, but she was very touched by the reaction.

You know, I think all of us kind of wonder if anybody likes us, if who cares, you know, whatever we're projecting out there, I think there's a part of us inside, at least performers. Hey, does anybody care? cared, did you like me? Well you guys like really made her day. She's been excited all day. Here I'll just read a text what she said. She just said, I feel like it's the first day of school and I could hardly wait. And like she doesn't usually talk like that, you know, she's like very, really excited to be here. So that'll be, I think this is going to be a really good episode. that that. My thi I I I I I I I I I I thi I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that, I that, I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that, I that, I that, I just just just just just that, I just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I the gate are to... It's a very interesting contrast between how she left and how she she's coming back for this episode and you know it was like a very much and she went all in on some stuff and sometimes when you go in you get the right card on the river and sometimes you don't get the right card on the

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both you know paying to to promote on Facebook. Hey Sam do you got it this week or do I got it where you're paying you know it's not a lot but like 25 bucks on the car to like blast our shit or you know whatever. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. So I's th. So I's th. So I's th. So I's th. So I's th. So I I I I I's. So I I I I I I's. So I I I I I I I I I I I I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I'm I'm I'm I'm th. th. th. th. thr. I'm thrown. I'm thrown. I'm thr. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. th. th. I'm th. I'm 't think a lot of time not all attractive women but I think that sometimes in Los Angeles a lot of attractive women especially in comedy don't realize that there's lines that a lot of people have to wait in and you know Chelsea just kind of cuts the front of line God bless her if I look like Chelsea and I had her attitude it would be hard not to do. But I was at a bakery with her and she walked behind, this was about a year ago when I first started hanging out with her, she goes, watch this and she walked behind the cash register of a bakery.

And the guy looked at her and she goes, I want that donut, put it in my mouth. The guy put it in her mouth and she walked out the door and we both shared the donut. If I was able to do that, it would be really hard not to do that. However, that's not real life. It's very interesting too, because women totally discount that when they start talking about how hard it is to be a chick. They don't realize, you know what I'm saying? Well, there is a to the front of the line attitude in LA because there's such a demand, because women are such in particular white women are

70% of the buying power women in general 70% of the buying power the biggest part of that buying power is white women I I have this theory that LA is all about the black dick dude that this town all about black dick and that's why Sam you've been obsessed with that since I'm weird but we no dude this taught all about black dick and that's why Sam you've been obsessed with that since I'm weird but we know dude this has been weird since I've known Sam Trippley for about seven or eight years Sam is like dude this whole economy's run on black dick like within 15 minutes of knowing you you pulled over the car is like dude I gotta tell you what's really going on over here do I start laughing so hard so this ain... Watch the television dude. I'm not disagree. When they talk diversity, what are they talking about,

dude? When they talk, what are they talking about? They're talking black men, dude. And I love everybody, so it's all in. Watch dancing with the stars, which is a completely, white chick, fucking show. There's not one black, female, professional dancer on that show. There's not one Asian, well there's a kind of Latino button. All white girl dancers. Who are the male dancers? Black guy dancers. It's just, it's true. The interracial couples that are on television,

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you know, and so you'll be like, oh man, this is an urban night, kind of a pain in the ass to work, you know, like a lot of, especially like a lot of like, a lot of black men my age. You know, I'm getting older, I'm kind of aging out of that competitive arena. But it's like, if you of like a pain in the ass. It wasn't like a like significantly younger black man or significantly older but I think it's just like you know just kind of like the same age. The number one the number one worst customer just you know whether that's at working at a comedy club or at you

know 20 years of restaurants is white women. White women are just nightmares. You know like just at restaurants they're the worst. White women. White women are just nightmares. Nightmares, you know, like, just at restaurants, they're the worst. Nightmares. But they'll come in like, like, a whole group of... My sister's a white woman. My mom's a white woman. You know, so I'm not making fun of white women, but I'm just, you start to see patterns and it's my job as a comic to say, hey, this is my truth. These are the patterns I've identified. But, you know, five or six girls... At comedy clubs, Sam, five or six girls, Sam, let me just finish. Five or six girls that'll walk in,

that'll look like Chelsea or like, my sister are like, you know, they'll walk in, and I'm like, this is going to be a problem, th..... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their, their, their, th. their, their, th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, th.. the, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Five, five, five, five, five, five,. What, the air condition's cold and it's like, they expect the whole environment to be changed because of, you know, I don't know, I think we're getting off. 100% yeah. White women in America are the most protected species on the planet. Yeah. Entire operations are changed to move around to make them comfortable. Dude, you know it's so funny. I was I the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole environment the whole environment the whole environment the whole environment the whole environment the whole the whole the whole environment the whole environment the whole environment to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the environment. the environment. I the environment. I the environment. I the whole th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was I was I was I was I was th. I was th. I was all th. I was all th. I was all tho. I was the whole environment.. the whole environment.. the whole environment. the whole environment. the whole environment. the whole environment. the whole environment. I was the whole around to make them comfortable. Dude, you know what's so funny?

I saw, I was all stoned like back in the 90s and I was just baked and I was just baked and I zoned in on this license plate frame. My friend saw it first, he texted me about it. And dude, it was so funny because I just wanted to protect these women. The license plate frame just said, respect and protect the black woman. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I the the th. And I the th. th. the f f f f f f f- the f- th, th, the thui, thui, thu- thu- thu- thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thu, thui, their thui, thui, thu, thu, thu, thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi, thi, thi, thi, thi-s thi-s, thi-s, thir thir thir thir tired thir truiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiauauaua. trua. thu frame just said, respect and protect the black woman. And I was like, and my friend texted me, he's like, do you, have you seen that license plate frame? I was like, I didn't think anything, I was like, no.

But then when you see it on a plate out in traffic, it's like, respect, and protect the black woman. And then you see, and the in the eyes I was like dude you're an endangered species and I got your back You know what I mean like respect I don't like there's something about it like I just want to to tell you? I just saw a giant bus a Bernie a Bernie. I just saw a giant bus a Bernie a Bernie that said black man for Bernie, it sounds like the worst porno ever. Dude, or the best 80s movie, like goofball humor, you know? They just go across country and get-

Yeah, like, no, they just, like, Weekend at Bernies. We know, Weekend at Burneys, it's like a whole bus full of black dudes just trying to get to a Bernie conference and all the trials andals and tribulations and the wackiness on the road getting there you know? Yeah I can I want to talk about being in Tampa. Oh can I can just do my dates? Dude just really quick my date to say I got two shows tonight I'm gonna be at the comic store. I had to say, nope, there's a line to get in and I said we have 160 people here. I can't, there's no more room and people like what do you mean? I'll pay. I'm like dude, there's no more room in this. The whole place, there was not an inch of standing room. It was it was packed and just the th was packed. th was packed. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the th. the the th. thi thi thi. there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there there there there there there there the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thee. the. the. the. the. the. to the. thee. the thee. there's 160 there's 160 there's 160 you're not doing anything, the comedy store, potluck, Monday nights,

8 o'clock at the comedy store in the original, it's such, it's a free show and it's just fun, it's just banging. So I'll be there tonight. I'll be at the clubhouse also tonight at 10 o'clock. And then I got to call my ails. I got a couple shows, a couple shows this week. I forgot exactly where they are. I think I'm doing a show on Sunday and Los Felis, but I might try to come out and see you, Sam, if the invitation is real, me and Tibo might come out, maybe a bonding, expe, hey, maybe we're not even going to get stage time. Can you hear luck on the show tell Chelsea, soon. All right, love you, buddy.

Bye, by Aaron. He said bye, Sam. All right, dude, now it's where there was two, now there's just one. Let's check what time is it, Aaron? 251? OK, we got nine minutes till Chelsea. This is going to be good good good good good th good th good the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. th. Well, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, the. the. the. the. the. tho. the. the. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. nine minutes till Chelsea. This is going to be good guys. Chelsea and I had, I don't know how many people have been following every episode but there is, uh, there is, this podcast has gone into a couple different, uh, just different acts, if you will. There is, uh, Sam and I, in the beginning.

Sam and I had a blow up, and I think, I don't know how many episodes he did, maybe one or two or three without me. I heard he bashed me the whole episode. I didn't listen, because I just don't need that in my life. But Sam and I had a huge blow up, and then I came back, and then we brought on Chelsea, she was great. There's a blow up between Chelsea and I, well, they and, they and, they, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, I, I thi, thi, I thi, I tho, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I tho, I th. I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th.. I th. I th. I th. I thin, I thin, I thin, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I th denominator, Aaron, is me and all these things. So I just, as I'm saying that, out loud, I'm like, oh, wait, this, yeah, it's, I was in both of those. I had a big part in both of those. Wow, maybe I can't get along with people.

We all learned something with each and every podcast, and I just learned that I'm somehow the common denominator. Okay, I'll journal about that tonight. But Chelsea and I had a huge blow up and I would say pretty split down the middle, people were either siding with her or I, and a lot of people wanted her to stay, a lot of people wanted her to go, and she ended up going. She was in a relationship.

It's so hard to be in relationships. My, you guys, I gotta tell tell tell tell tell tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel tel to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their, I'm their, I'm their, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, their, their, their, I, I, I, I, their, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho, tho, tho, tho..... too. too. toooome. tooome. too. too. too. tooe. tooome. too. th th th th th th to be in relationships. My, my, you guys, I gotta tell you, my biggest fear is, because I really put it out there with each and every podcast. I talk about, you know, what kind of sex, drug use, whatever. What's really going on? My, my biggest fear, I briefly started seeing a girl the last couple weeks. And she was what I deemed to be a good girl and my heart was dropping because she was like oh like she didn't mention the podcast but she's like you know we're all comedy related things I definitely didn't tell her about international bad boys because my biggest fear is that I'm gonna meet somebody I really love

they're gonna be kind of sensitive or whatever and and then they're gonna open up this vault of fucking craziness you know a hundred episodes or however many have to tho-a their their th. th I I I I I I I I th. th. th I thus thi thi thus thus thi thus thi thus thus thi thus thus thi thi thi the. the. the. tho-I thi. thi the. the. tho-I tho-I the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the is the is the is theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Bukaki talk and you know, oh I think I have AIDS and you know all this stuff so podcast I think I read somewhere on Nikki Glaser had a pretty big podcast and the reason she stopped is because it was hurting a relationship. Don't quote me on that but I'm pretty sure that that's what you know and I don't know her that well or anything like that. But I read that somewhere that somewhere that somewhere that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. I th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I th. her that well or anything like that, but I read that somewhere. I think I did, and it made perfect sense to me because pot for whatever reason, stand-up is not good for relationships, but podcast seemed to end romantic relationships, more than drugs, more than anything else. And they, so Chelsea kind of went back into a relationship and it just because you're you're worried what the fuck did I say

you're you're trying to edit because we we have a rule here at international bad boys where we don't edit the podcast you know we started to a couple times Sam said some fucked up shit a couple times I said some fucked up shit where I'm like oh man like that just went out to the couple hundred people that were listening live, not the 5,000 later, you know, and probably more by now, but, um, so we would, we would edit, we'd pay somebody really quick, you know, in a couple hours to like, hey, I think I said it around this time, take that out. And so about six months ago, we're like,the fucking podcast. So we kind of told that to Chelsea too. So, you know, she would say some crazy shit, and then, you know, she would hear about it, which, rightfully so, it's not, that's not unusual, but podcasts are,

if you guys have never, never been on one, you say stuff, you're over-caffinated, you're on a mic and you're on a podcast like right now I have three two cameras on me there's four mics in here errands in here the room's all lit up you know this the room that Bill Berg comes in all these people so you kind of just feel like invincible when you're here and then as soon as you blow your wad it's almost like before sex like as soon as you come and you get off stage and you're walking to your car, you're going, oh my god, I just talked shit about three pretty big comics that are ahead of me in the game. I just told a personal story about my cousin who got off that charge. Wait, why did I do that? Oh, shit. You know, so I still kind of struggle with it. You know, I probably shouldn't have talked about my ex-girlfriend so much on here because if she was doing that to me then then thooo tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th tho th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- th- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho-o-oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo the was doing that to me I would be hurt but anyways long story short is is we podcast podcast are damaging to relationship so

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here and they're like you know all around and I'm like dude how you doing it he's like podcast baby and so it's just I'm so grateful for you guys and I just think podcast are a great tool they're they're so fun man I've been starting to to listen to some and I don't it's just the the th th I to to the the th I th I th I th I th I th th I th th th th th to th I'm th to th I'm th to th I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to th thrown I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th I'm th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the th th the th th th th th th th thin I'm thin I'm thin I'm the the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm thrown. I'm the. I'm thrown. I'm the. I'm thrown. I'm the. I'm and just shoot the shit or wait in a hospital waiting room and just kind of listen to stuff. Just to let you guys know, I have to, we'll get into the crazy talks, I know, everybody's anticipating Chelsea and crazy talk. I just want to share my energy, kind of psychic, psychic, staic, the sthi. When stuff works, I feel I I gotta share it. I did a vision board two years ago. Psychic Danny. Google, Psychic Danny, International Bad Boys, he's been on two different times.

Real deal. He's my buddy. He taught me how to do it. I followed his recipe, 99%. I kind of changed a little couple things. But you just go to the 99 cent store, you go to a CVS, go to Walgreens, I hear Chelsea, you buy a fucking cork board, or like a poster board, and then you just split it right down the middle, you draw a pencil, a line through, just do a big cross

on it where the exact center, you just put a nice picture of yourself, a picture of you happy, kind of open, you know, a picture of you like receiving, like maybe you're happy at a birthday party. Go to FedEx Kinko's. You could print it out from your cell phone. That's what I did. And you just blow up a picture of you happy. Boom. Put it right on the center and then start cutting out phone and like, oh yeah, that's me at the comedy store smiling next to this famous person. I kind of want that energy. This is the one time I was at the Marquis on the Marquis. I'm going to put that on my vision board so I just get used to see my name on the comedy or whatever it is for you, I need to relax more. Picture me and Maui. I did it that that that that that that that that th a it thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thate thate. the one thate. I thate. thate. th. th. th. the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one thu. I th. I thin thin thin thin. I thin. I thin. I the stuff on my vision board, which I was living in a shithole, one-room apartment in Venice with a zero bank account, 90% of it all came true. I put it in my room, I would look at it every day, and anytime I got nervous looking

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before you go to sleep are ten things came to fruition. I had a picture of the comedy store. Two weeks after it being on my vision board every day, I got a call from the comedy store, hey you're still looking for a job? Because they told me no at first, they weren't looking. Boom. I was like, oh my god, that was on my vision board. The juitsu place, boom. I got a $15,000 check. Boom, from a real estate thing that I didn't even do.

It was a referral from a friend. I did no work. It just came in. Um, what else was on there? What else was on there? I had a plane. I had a plane with all the kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the you know, where did that money come from? It just found me. So I'm doing another one, same exact way, pitcher in the middle, all the things you want to bring in, and one of my things was to start traveling doing stand-up.

You would think it'd be easier, but I must be blocked. And all the people I know, all the comics I tho, I the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, thi, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the same, they, they's the same, thro, the same, thi.ea' thi.ea' the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the comics I know I still haven't done the road that much. You know I went with Brody. I went with Joe Dosh I'm you go to La Hoya sometimes, but you know It's brand new vision board just starting the vision board shakes it up and I go I really I haven't cut out any pictures representing it yet, which I will but I want to start traveling so I don't know how I'm gonna represent that. Sam just asked me, if you guys listen to the podcast, I ask him every single time, hey, can I open for you? Just kind of as a dickhead joke. Hey, can I open for you?

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You know, so, like, you are what you look at every day. So, like, just be really conscious of what you're deaulat. I have a dirty mouth. I gotta work on that. But I'm really being cognizant of my new apartment of like what I'm putting up on the walls. And so I just felt like that helps anybody. I would never, I don't tell other people's secrets on this podcast, I really try not to, but there's a comic that got passed within the last year, just rapid-fast, this guy just blew up, got past at the comedy store, got past at a couple other clubs and I know his friend and someone goes, oh yeah, that stuff he showed me.

It was all on his vision board two years ago. And so I was like, oh, my God, you know, it's like, you could talk to certain people and the people that seem to move pretty fast, do youtheir mind without a vision board, but there's something to it. Successful people, they all seem to kind of do the same thing and this is one of those big things. So I just want to share that with you guys. We talk a lot of filth, we talk a lot of craziness and drama on here and dude that's fun, that's fun shit. But I also this is important. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th, th, th. Oh, th, th, th, th, th. Oh, th, th, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi, thi, thi, thi, Chelsea's back in this studio. Chelsea, can I give you a hug? Hold on, I'm going to leave the microphone. I'm going to give Chelsea a hug. We're also... Hi.

I'm not done. We haven't hugged in so long. I don't think we've hugged so long. Just, no, it's recording. Just look at the camera really quick. Okay, now it's business. Now what the fuck it, no. Are you gonna hug me outside of here?

Or was that true? This is show biz. Is that what you're scared? You don't even talk the? You look nice. On the denim, do I? Yeah, you always do. Oh, thanks. Hey. I, uh, wait, ladies and gentlemen, she doesn't need an introduction. This whole episode, we just been waiting, biting time before you got here. Hi. Welcome to the show Chelsea Skidmore. Thank you. Great to be here. Chelsea, you have any of it? Have you just been sitting here for half an hour alone,

getting so weird? Yeah, I'm gonna talking about vision boards. Oh, I gotta listen. Yeah, I got I got to make one. I'm making my second one. I'm really excited about it? Is that what you talked about? Right before I said there's a big comic that got passed pretty quickly and was moving up the ranks and I said I'm not going to say his name is that that's who it is right? Yeah, that's what you mean? He didn't talk to you about it? Oh, did I tell you that? Oh, the tell you that. the tell? Vision boards work. Vision board work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work for to work for to work for to work for to work for to work for to work for to work for to to th. th. tho tho tho tho tho thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that's that's the. that's that's that's that's the. that's that's the. that's the. that's the. the. the. the. the. that's my living room. Because it's like the app is faking it. The app is cool. That's a half in your pocket. That's great. Okay. Going to a 12-step meetings better. You can have the app on your phone.

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God, we are like, we are like, I don't know where these people are. Well, I don't know if that that that that that that that that that that that that tho, I don't thu. I don't thu. I don't th is your okay I went to a psychic yesterday it was stupid sorry I didn't like it if she's listening I'm no just kidding she's not that's gotta go to Danny I know but he's not here anymore he does it over the phone and she was like you wouldn't know what an available person looked like if they're right in front of you and I was like you don't need to be a psychic to tell me that. Oh, well maybe you just didn't like the reading because they told you the truth? No, she said like a bunch of stupid things.

She was like the little boy from the bicycle in your neighborhood who died, he's okay. And then I'm like, that didn't happen. But you know what, I thought about it. on a bicycle who died of an OD. Oh, much later in life. Do you think that counts? Yes. Oh, then maybe she was right. He's okay. Yeah. Do have lipstick on my teeth? Let me see.

No, you look great. Oh, I didn't know if you're. People are really excited to have you back. Hi, Ial's light. Oh, that's the whole week's going to be brought that. Oh, God. So let me just, let me do. Okay, can I just, can I just, can I build you up to that? So what's Chelsea been up to since? Chelsea, you know, we're a recovery, rec, what is it? Reckage recovery? Redemption. Chelsea, uh, Chelsea had a slip. I had a relapse. thapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapap. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. So, that. that's that's that's that's that. So, that. So, that. So, that. So, that. So, that. So, that. So. So. So. So. So. So. So, that. So. So. So, that. So. So, that. So. So, that. So, that. So, that. So, that. So, that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Chelsea had a little slip. I had a slip. I had a relapse. It's disappointing because this month I would have had three years.

That's okay. And now I have 22 days today. Congratulations. Thank you. What's your new sobriety date? I don't even know. It's in my phone. No, let's get it.

No, it's get it. I think it's like May 11th or 12th or something. I may I made 31st. We're May. Oh cool. May Day, May Day. Oh yeah. I didn't even know what day to make it because these I went I basically like lost my mind for two weeks. Yeah. I actually talked to my friends Allian Leah and I was like did you you guys think I like wasn't coming back maybe and they were like. I was like. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. I didn't to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. I. I they. I they. I th. I th. I th. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't th. I didn't the. I didn't even. I didn't even. I didn't even. I didn't the. I didn't the. I didn't the. I didn't the. I didn't to the. I didn't to to they were like, yeah, did you? I knew you're okay. Or did you think I was just, I knew you're sick? I like, I snapped. I'm like, I'm trying to now think about it, like, why did I snap so hard? And I'm like, it must have been,

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Anyways, this person cheated on me and I like lost my shit. Well, I don't know if that's him doing that because right before you were on, I was talking about it, I said, for those of you who don't know podcast are nightmares for relationships especially when you're on a pot it maybe if you're on a spiritual podcast on a rock collecting podcast yeah podcast for like hey so what's the worst thing that you've done oh yeah I think I met somebody this is all got to go so like I like now now the whole time I'm like I'm like now I'm like now the whole ti I'm the the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole time. I time. I time. I'm like like like like like like like. the whole. I the w. I the whole time. the w. I the. the. the. the whole the whole. I'm. I'm like. the wish you can come back now, you know what I mean? Yeah. It's fun to be here, but... We all make it. Casey, Casey, I was trying to be a better person and I was like maybe I like need to like like grow up and stop saying like fucked up things, which I think is halfway true to be honest. There's some truth that both of us. But I think also part of it, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I'm, I'm, like, I'm, I'm, like, I'm, like, I'm to, like, like, like, like, like, I'm to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be a trying to be a trying trying try, trying trying trying trying trying trying to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to and like I have been posting the craziest stuff lately and it's because it's like literally like a year and a half

of pent up like pretending not to be this crazy girl that's how I was when I got out of my relationship I know I'm like no that's okay that's that's how I was when I got out of my relationship if like you can't fake it you know so like you can't you're really accountable when I felt like I was like white knuckling to pretend to be like an innocent person Chelsea I'm afraid if I this is something I got to the other you know recently but it keeps coming up if I am who I am who I really am if I'm the real me I'm gonna be abandoned I'm not gonna have any friends and I have to be fake salesman Steve and like, hey Chelsea, what's up? Yeah, and that's why I quit real estate. Yeah, exactly, I did real estate too. That's why I couldn't handle it.

No, and I kind of like started seeing somebody briefly of the last couple weeks, you know, like I'm one of those few dates. And I was sharing this before you got here. My biggest, my first thought was when, I mean, you know, I don't know. It feels really good. I feel like a large weight off of, and like that feeling of having to be concerned about like someone criticizing me,

covering your track. Or judging me or feeling like I can't like put things out there or like be who I am. Like that like feels like, can't like put things out there or like be who I am, like that like feels like, like literally like fucking like 20 pounds got lifted off me and I'm like, yeah. Like, and that feels really good because like I'm like, I mean like anyone could say this about themselves, but like I feel like I'm like Chelsea, you know what I mean? And like, I don't even know how to put this into words, but like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I, like, I, I, I'm, like, I'm, like, like, I'm, like, like, I'm, like, like, like, like, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like is. And like, I don't even know how to put this into words, but like like, I feel like I'm like, like I have like, I have like, I have like my own fucking personality.

Like everyone has their own thing and it's like, I felt like it was like, I felt like someone was like crushing me and like a car crusher. Do you know what I mean? I do, but that's also, that's also not not them though, but you, but you, but you, but you, but you, but you, but you, but you, but you, but you, but you, but you, but you, but you, but you, th, th. But you're, th. But you're, th. But you're, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi, I thi th. th. th. th. th. I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I th. I th. I th. I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I'm, like, like, like, I'm, like, like, like, like, like, I'm, like, like, I feel like, I feel like, like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, like, like, like? I do, but that's also that's also not them though, but you're doing you're willingly I don't want that. Ugh. With my with my relationship with my relationship with my relationship I just had this conversation with somebody yesterday with my relationship and you know, I don't want to talk about him X that much but but this is something that like when I was really into Jiu Jitsu the Ocean you bring her up on every podcast. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. you you th. you th. you you th. you th. thi. th. you you th. you th. you th. you th. you you you th. I you th.-Jitsu, the ocean. You bring her up on every podcast. And stand up. No, but this is an example. This is an example.

I don't. Yeah, maybe I do. But Jiu-Jitsu, the Ocean and stand up. As soon as it all ended, I went to my therapist and he goes, how much Jiu--up are you doing? And I go, well when I would tell jokes it would hurt her and he go, now what happens if you had a friend that just said what the fuck you, my shit right there, and I go, I would tell them that they're the biggest fucking pussies in the world and he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he, he, he, he, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, that, well, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, well, that, that, th, th. th. Well, well, well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th decaf coffee two decafs please but let's be fair out of your relationship you lived in Venice for how long I wait say it again how long did you live in

Venice out of your relationship out of my relationship after you guys broke up and you move to Venice right away how long were you in Venice year and a half let's be honest and that year and a to the beach like five times and I know you and I know that about you. Six on Labor Day. Yeah five or six times. Yeah you have been going more. But I love the beat you say I don't love the beat. It's like after out of the relationship. You didn't even fucking go to the beach. It gets you twice. And then I just started getting getting into yeah. But it's hard to get back. But the the to. But my my my my my my my. But it. But it. to. to. to. the the the to. to. the the the to be. Yeah. they. their. to. Yeah. to. to be. to be. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to. to be. Yeah. Yeah. the the to be. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the. the the the the the the you're hiding with and you're using them as an excuse. She lived in San Diego is a perfect hide. So whatever. But okay, so I get a call. I get a call. I get a call. Chelsea's going going crazy. I don't know what to do. You need to get down here. Now, this is how I know that I really love you and I really care about you. Me and Stephen. The last time I did th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the thi the the the thi. the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I was. I was. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. thee. I was theateateateat. theateateat. I was. theateate. I was. theateate. theate. I was the. I was th. I was th. I was the last time I did this podcast, we got in a huge fight and we literally didn't talk.

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and really care about somebody, like, I just wanted to be there for you, you know, and I didn't realize that I cared so much. You know, so I get a call call. I'm supposed to do and this person was like, you just need to get down here. She's drinking again. And I'm like, oh shit. And so I had only worked, I had only worked three hour. I got off work at three, four in the morning. It was like seven or eight in the morning.

It was like seven or eight in the morning that. It's like, it was like, seven, eight, and eight. And so I said well, we don't do 12-step calls alone, right? Like there's some weird ju-ju around that I would start drinking with you. It's just weird people with a lot of time and and 12-step programs like you don't go and help somebody alone. You get someone else there so we made a bunch of calls. I told this person okay. I'm I reached out to a bunch of people. Leah I just want someone else there. Leah. Leah. Lea. Yeah, I just th th th th th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the th th th th th. th. t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, to, to, to, to, to, tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. to, to, out. What up, Leah? Yeah, yeah, follow Leah. What's her last name? Goldwomen. Leah Lamar is her thing. Leah Lamar, very pretty, very cool. Um, Leah, what's that?

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Yeah, and we walk in and so like, yeah, so like, my eyes were like so swollen. And I was just like Chelsea, you're like let's make a video Yeah, you're like let's make it and I want you know the sick things I wanted to because it would have been great Yeah, everyone wanted to make a video you like no one everyone was just a little more stainer than me to say we were just like. you're just like Chelsea because you know and you're like that's like the the belt that's that's that's that's that's you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you you you're like you're like you're like you're like you you're like you you're like you you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like the that's you're like that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the th that's th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like you're like the the the the you're like thried to, can we knock out everything? Go ahead! There was a belt tied around a doorknob? Or was it not tied her? And I said, I tried to hang myself that thus. I tried to hang. Let's make a video. And I'm looking over and I'm seeing Coors Light, a Budweiser hat,

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KORS Light is like the easiest thing to drink. I would always drink. I would always drink Cours Light when I was coming down. When you're coming down. Because it, I haven't gotten fucked up in four years. I don't even remember what people drink. Yeah, yeah.

Like I wasn't gonna get like a nice drink. And it's so funny, my sponsor's like you, but you relapsed on Coors Light. Like, it's like, it's like, it's like the. It's so funny. It's so gross. And it's so trashy. It's so non-Chelsey. But there's something about me in my addiction where I love to be trash. I like, like the I, like, the things, like when I fantasize about like having a drink, like I'm not like, I wish I was like on a yacht in San Trope, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like at like a restaurant you know what I mean I'm like I want to like

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And I just, and I just, I just, I just, I just got, brought my coke, and I just started jacking off these fucked up videos. I actually like, porn where girls looked miserable too. I don't know what that is. Who looked like she was like really high on drugs and she was just staring into space And like I like she was like so checked out and it looked like she just like I don't like she just? Like I don't like she just showed up for the day and they were like let's just film Like you know like that's that's that's not there and I was like this is dope yeah because it's so no? I'm not? no? It's like, that's no, thi. th. th. th. th. th. that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, that's like, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, like, like, like, like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, what, what, what, that's like, what, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like disgusting. No, but it's safe because that person's not there or hurt you. Like no one's like, no one's like, no one wants to see someone who shows up who's like, hey, I'm ready for the shoot.

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Yeah, I don't know. It's all like that whole time is really a blur. Should we fast forward to what really happens? Yeah. Should I? Yeah, but yeah, of course. Well, anyway, so Stephen, yeah, I know. So Steve, there is no names. So Stephen, and like, Stephen shows up and a bunch of my friends are showing up and they're like, you need to go somewhere because I felt like really suicidal.

I also want to mention that I was like, like, like, like and Stop taking it like the night that I found out this happened And I think that also caused me to have like some weird psychotic thing Because I don't really do well with antidepressants and I feel like it like made me feel suicidal to like stop taking it suddenly or something But anyways, um, I like felt like crazy like I didn't know how to like and I was like I just want to keep to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th thi thi thi thi thi neu neu neu neu neu neu thoo theeooooooooooooooo the night I't know how to like, and I was like, I just want to keep getting fucked up or I wanna die, like I don't wanna live in reality right now. So I was like really upset. You're helping a lot of people with this, I think because. Thanks, also I wanna mention like what just really bothered me.

I was like, why would you do this to do that out of my head. I understand. I'm like, I just think that's like so disturbing. But don't you understand that? Like I'm scared I want to destroy. No, it's like crazy. It's like why would you want to like hurt someone so bad? I don't know, I just can't, whatever. It's not, it's not about you. It's like so like upset over it.

Yeah, it's understandable. I'm upset from something two and a half years ago. You can't judge what you are where you are. Yeah. So anyways, so I ended up going, so people just kept showing up at my place that morning. Like Stephen left and then like, their thanks. to their, like, their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to. to. to. to. th. to. to. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. and then like all these people were just like there and they're like we're taking you to this rehab for a few days and then I like got coke and it was so stupid because I

how did you get it so fast not because I knew I knew I knew which comics were doing what comics sold it and how many comics and I had to pay 200 dollars for like doing like a few bumps essentially because they're like they were like they were like they were like they were like they were like I they were like I they were like I they were like I they were like I they were like I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was like I was like I was just like I was just like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was just like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I. I. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. they. they. they. they. they. they're like. I was like you have two hours until we're leaving I got you know I was just doing lines and drinking but you know any calls I got you just hit up everybody oh you did well yeah people are like dude your girl Chelsea there like I was like no that was when I relaps after rehab oh that too no okay oh or that to no or you were calling everybody or then I called every single person I knew for coke and no one would give it to me they were like hello you're sober and that was it it it was so hard to find oh yeah so

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drip it back in your nose. But I, and I was doing that in front of everyone there and I was like just trying to keep the Coke like coming down and I was like getting crazy and then eventually they gave me like medication and then I was like I'm high I'm high I was like I'm coming down I'm coming down and they're like it's okay it's okay And I was like this sucks and like swallowing a lot and they're like oh oh oh oh it's like so gross So I stayed there for three days, but I got in a lot of trouble while I was th. th. th. th. th. th. they. th. th. they. th. they. they. they. they. th. th. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. they. th. th. th. th. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they's. Oh, I's. Oh, I's. Oh, they. Oh, they. Oh, they. Oh, th. Oh, they. Oh, they. they. they. they. th. they. th. th. th. th. te. te. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. they're like, they're like, they're they're they're but I got in a lot of trouble while I was there. What happened? So there was this guy who was there who is an attractive actor. And... Would we know, we're never going to say his name, but would we know him or now?

Yeah. Okay. And... Don't say it, ever. Yeah. And I didn't even like, I wasn't even like thinking about like anything to do with him. And oh and I'll fucking admit what I did too. But anyways, yeah, I wasn't even like thinking about him.

I was just like in my own head like feeling like shit. And then we were like in a group and he like mentioned some comment like, Chelsea, why don't you move down to house three? And I looked up and I was like, what? And then I like looked at him and I was like, oh, he's, oh. It's gonna happen. Yeah, yeah. And then like, essentially, like, I kept getting in trouble.

Because people were like trying to keep us apart because they were like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. thing like I was like laying by the pool next to him and like a bra they were like Chelsea put your shirt on like I just was like disrespecting the rehab which was rude because they let me go there for free I got in trouble at at my rehab which was the best thing that ever happened to me getting a hand job in a church I sucked his dick're all like going down to get our medication and it was like outside of the house on like the side of the house. Like it was like crazy and I just like did that. And then I was like, why did I even do that? Like, I was like, what was the point of that?

It's literally took three seconds. And then the last night that I was there, I was like freaking out because I want to leave and get drunk. And then he gave me a Valium. And he was like hoarding Valium and they found out that I took it and then I got kicked out the next day. So my friend, she picks me up from the rehab. We drive straight to the liquor store. I get a bottle of champagne. That's the Chelsea that I know.

Well, I was like, what do I get? I don't even know what to drink. And she was like, get champagne something fun. I was like, you're right. Drink the bottle of, the entire bottle of champagne. Sent like crazy, slutty like photos of me, like drinking champagne to like, everybody, right? To like, to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, th........ And, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, like, get, like, like, get, like, get, get, like, get, get, get, like, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, like paid regular is like, hi! No, they're like, what are you doing? At the week after you came back, which is like last week, you're like, you took it like a champ, like a man, you know, you're like, you're like, you know, I sent a lot of pictures a lot of people on these lineups and I'm just gonna have to deal with that, Steve. Like, like, you took it pretty??? I? I? I? I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I. Like, I. Like, I. Like, I. Like, I. Like, I. Like, I. th. th. Like, I. Like, I. Like, I. Like, I. Like, I t. Like, I t. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I like drunk, texted, like one paid regular, like so much, like, oh a few, I'm sorry,

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We eventually got the Coke and did it. And then we did it until my friend wouldn't listen to my screenplay ideas anymore. Why would she say, like, stop? That's funny'clock, and I started to feel horrible. Like mentally horrible, and then I was like, I'm going to just die. So I took an Uber home and I was like, I'm going to kill myself. Because I-. So I-a Uber driver?

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And then I was like laying in bed and Ithen like 15 minutes later the cops knocked on my door and I had to like get up. Oh you did? You did? It was like kind of hilarious. How did you walk? Could you walk? Could you walk?

Could you walk? But it was funny because the Xanax hadn't kicked in yet. So it was like, so it was like, this is awkward. So it was like, so it's like, I was like, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to, to. to. to. to. to, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to, to. to, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, someone, they still hadn't kicked in and I was like well, this is awkward I like I was like That's so funny That's hilarious no, it's just like, but you know what's crazy I was like well, this is awkward. I wish you can get to so many so many so many uh, so many uh, so many uh, show me. So many so many details of this whole? I like, this is awkward. I was like, the. So, so so so so so so so so so the. So, so the. So, so the. So, so the. So, so the. So, so the. So, so the. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, I, I was, I, I was, I was, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. th. th. th. th. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I was, I was, I was, details of this whole time that I like didn't tell everyone. Most people don't know this. The cop who walked into my fucking place first had a gun. Really? I didn't tell anyone this. There's so much that happened. He thought I was trying to kill people.

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Like in a SWAT outfit. And I was like, no, I'm just waiting for these Xanax pick again. Just like, so I could die. Just try to kill myself. to just to they came over before they kicked in and it's like, whoops. It's like dramatic, you know what I mean? And then, and they took me, and they took me in a stretcher to Cedars, and I don't remember

anything after that, so I think that they all kicked in when I got there. But my friend... Do they say you would have died? Did the doctor say you? No, I don't know. They just hooked me up to machines and I, and I was there. And you were Instagraming from that. I didn't.

All the tha-the listeners, while she was dying. That was the next day. She was sending pictures from the ICU. Was going on. So I photoshopped myself into can in the hospital bed. It was it was hilarious and sad. But I deleted it. Because my mom was like, take that away. It was the narliest. It was the narliest thing.

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can I leave this is boring do you guys have a phone charger I'm hungry Chelsea and then they like brought me like this plate of food I'm like this food's disgusting and I'm like I can't eat this and then they brought me like Stofer's Mac and I'm like I I I I I I I I I they're like I they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like th they're like th. th. they're like th. they're they're th. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th th th th they're they're they're th they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. the to the to the to the the to thi to the thi thi to thi thi thi thi thi thi thi And then they brought me like Stofer's Mac and cheese. And I'm like, I'm ready to go home guys. And they're like, no, you're not coming home. Ooh, that's my biggest fear. Yeah, they're like, no, you're not. They're like, you have to go to a, you have torying to do.

I was like, I was just coming down from Coke, took too many Xanaxes. They were like, no, because I guess when I got there, did you get any charges? No, no, I haven't gotten them yet. Fuck, I'm so scared. No, no, not medical, not health insurance. Oh, no. No, like, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, did. the. the. the. the. the. the, did. the, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. didn't get arrested. Okay. And I guess like when I was fucked up I told them like I was trying to kill myself. Yeah, yeah. Well you were. So yeah. So then I go, okay, where am I going? And then they go, Laambre? How do you pronounce that? Los Ancenas? No, not there. La Hambra? Or what does that city Alhambra? So they go, you're going, they. they're, they're, they're, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, tha, they, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, th. th. th. th. tha, tha, tha, th. th. th. th. tha, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, like, like, th, like, like, like, th, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, like, that, that, they, that, that, like, that, that, like, that, that, like, that, like, like, like, that, Alhambra, East LA, that's my buddy. So they go, you're going to Alhambra Mental Hospital.

And I was like, okay, I Google it, it had the worst. No, it's the county. It is. It was like, in East LA, like Alhambra. Chelsea, I went there, I went there, I went there, to pick up, I'm not going to say, I to say, makes music yeah exactly he went there because he you can get a free relax he's like he walked in because he couldn't get off did he have to go in the worst place yeah yeah do I went in to check in on him and I go I would because I'm gonna the tryfying as you're walking in it's like one floom the cuckoo attack in here he goes this ain't the place to freak out no and then I started to freak out it's horrifying and I'm like do my best friend was in there and I'm like and this lady was like yeah I don't care like there it

was just no yeah it was psycho so it's county okay it's a county. it was county psych ward it was that's where you go to get a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the It was the worst place. That's where you go to get a lobotomy. If this was at the 40s, they'd be like, oh, just take out the front lobe of her brain and just right. No, yeah, it was crazy. I can't believe you went so I was like, I'm not going there. I looked it up and I was like, yeah, I know, look how quickly, look how quickly when you relaps you a lot for addiction. A lot of people say- How fast were you in the psych ward? In a week? In a week. After how many years over?

After four years, and like that's a big thing about relapsing is that relapsing and addiction it always gets progressively worse. So you were right further than where you... It took me one week to get the furth- like the furthest, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the get the fur the furthest I've ever gone in my life. Oh my god. But yeah, so I was like, I'm not fucking going there. This place is like, I'm not going here. The Yelp reviews are awful.

You said that? I did. I said, I'm not going there. And I was like, no. I absolutely not. I became a, no. Like one star? Like I woke up, you know? You know, I was like, this is place has one star.

I was like, no, I'm not going there. I was like, can't even find it on trip advisor. This is the Chelsea that needs of you on stage. Thanks. And it was so weird. So then this group of five guys surrounded me in the hospital. And two of them were like hospital cops. But one of them, and I can't figure out who this person is. I guess he's like a wrangler. He was like a buff dude with an earpiece on, but like no uniform.

And I'm like, who are you? You said toto him I was like what's your job are you like the transporter and he like laughed and didn't say anything who was that Aaron Aaron who was that guy I'm like who did he work for who do you think he worked for I don't know it was so weird he was like a spy or something maybe it was like a beautiful mind like he wasn't there no he was there Chelsea stop and um and then then th th th th th th th th th th th th th th then th then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then th then th then th then th then th then th then thin the the the the thin thin thin the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thethere? No, he was there. Chelsea? Stop. And and then I tried to unplug my thing and casually escape. You try to escape? I was like, I was like, I have to go to the bathroom and then I was like walking towards a hall but they just started following me. I was like, fuck. So then they were like, they were like, they were like, th. they were like, th. th. they were like, th. th. th. they were like, th. th. th. thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. thi, th. thr-I to to thr-I thr-I th. to to to to to to to to to to try try to try try to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. try. try. try. try try try try try try try try try try try try try to try. to like, fuck. So then they were like, hey, you know what? They're like, you know what, we have to bring you to the hospital by law,

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So they strapped me down to a gurney in another ambulance to take me to the psych ward. No, because I thought... Do you wish you had a picture of that? I think that they... So these two people take me, like a guy and a girl in the back of the ambulance take me to the psych ward. I think that's like their job to take like fucking crazy bitches in LA to psych wards. And I must have seemed so out of their their watch to them I still thought I was gonna get it out there this night I was strapped under a gurney going to them watch this shit you were saying that to that yeah what were you showing

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fucked up is like to not feel. Yes. Like I have a very like severe problem with feeling my feelings and like sitting in reality and it's almost like, yeah, I guess that stuff happened, you know, like, I just like can't handle reality sometimes. I don't know what to do, you know, it's really hard to be sober when you're a fucked up person. It's hard to be, yeah, it's hard to be sober, but... And to not be able to have anything to like check out with. Sex, coffee, I mean, there's still options, you know?

But now I'm looking at that, you know, but so there's always something, so you know. I'm embarrassed, please don't judge me for that. I mean, I wish I was like so much cooler to have been like. This is the coolest you've ever, in my opinion. I'm an honest person though, so you so you so you, so you, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, on? Well, this is what happened this month. I mean, before that I was just doing shows and working at the store. I'll be at the Ice House on Wednesday, guys. Please plug your stuff right now. Well, tonight I'll be out of Potlock, Wednesday, I'll be the ice house. Great. And then I don't really know in between that, just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just the 20. the 20. the the the 20. the the the 20. I I I'll the the th. I'll th. I'll the th. I'll to be to be to be the to be to be th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll be th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th I'll th. I'll be at th. I'll be the the the the the th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll the the the the the th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll the the to to to to to the to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the deal. 29th I'll be hosting the pretty funny women show in the main room at the comedy store. Very cool.

And that's good to do it a little loud. And that's just what I have going on so this month. Awesome. Oh, and I have something else on Sunday, the 12th at some sports bar? Doesn't it that's perfect. And then twee. Chelsea. Ex-O-X-O-C-O-X-O-C-O-X-O-C-E-L-S-E-I S-K-Y-E-S-K-Y and then tweet at Chelsea tell her you love her, tell her what you tell her what you tell her? Tell her it's okay, else it's okay at an acting movie. Guys, keep it positive. Can we all always have a to? toddue. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th-I. th-I. t-I. t-I. t-I. t-I. t-I. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-s. t-a. t-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s. t-a-s. t-s. t-s. t-a-s. t-s. t-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-a-s-s-s-a-s-s-s-a-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s. t-s. t wrap up. It was it was so awesome having you on. If if if you guys

see at the Connolly Store, say what's up to Chelsea, give her a lot of love. Can they add you on Facebook or you're more Twitter and Instagram? Twitter and Instagram. What's your Instagram? Ex-O-X-O Chelsea Sky. Been on here and spilled your guts. I love you. I'm sorry I did this. Can I have one more hug? Yeah. I love you. I love you too.

I'm glad you're okay. You know? Let me just do that like, thrown, I'm just doing it. I did it. I hope. .. the. th you. to, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm. the. tooooomy. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. to. I. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I'm like really normal. I wasn't, I wasn't worried. When you, when I went to your house, I was like, oh, she's just doing her thing. If she doesn't get a DUI crashing, I knew you'd be okay. I only got fucked up three times, it came right back.

No, I knew. I knew you'd be okay. You're fine. You got it. That was Chelsea being featured on our podcast. I'm Steve Randolph. Text 4579 if you want me to come back as a host. Ooh, okay. Okay, we're open to suggestions from our audience. They dictate a lot of the show.

So we're here for you guys. We're not like profiting off this. We're playing to an audience. You guys are just as much as a part of the show, you know that as we are so like you guys is opinions matter I will add anybody on Facebook my my Facebook is what is this chest hair what is this chest it's chest here I'm a 30 that's a lot I'm 35 I'm not okay I'm a dad without kids you know like I don't I'm just I'm starting to get a little fat I don't I don't that I don't care but life is good Stephen Randolph I... I understand. I'm doing the work girl. I get it.

Stephen Randolph, S-T-E-V-E-N-R-A-N-D-O-L-P-H. Twitter and Instagram is Stephen Randolph 2, S-E-E-N-R-A-N-D-O-L-P-H-T-T-E-L-T-T-E-L-T-T-T-E-L-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T- Thank you so much. Hopefully I'll meet up, me and Tibo meet up with Sam in Vegas. Let's see if we can make that happen. Thank you guys so much for listening. Thank you so much for the support. And we love you guys and it's really nice to have you back, Chelsea. Thanks. Love you. Bye.

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