Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - The International Bad Boys Hour Ep 62: Roasted With Dan Nolan

Episode Date: July 12, 2016

The International Bad Boys Hour is back and off to a weird start. Sam is so jacked on caffeine that he starts the show with Steve. Steve says it cool but is it? Sam talks about his new residency at the Sin City Theatre live inside Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas. The boys then welcome Roast Writer Dan Nolan to the show. Dan talks about being junkie, losing all of him money gambling and what it's like to be banging a chick and realizing she's a Neo Nazi! Please check out Thenaughtyshowlv.com for more details on Sam's awesome new show in Vegas! Come get weird man!

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it kind of hit me. It is naughty show week in Las Vegas. That's right. guys, if you guys listen to this, you probably listen to my podcast for a couple of years now, you know how hard I've just worked on those live naughty shows and how I've always wanted to be in Vegas. Well, I finally got it in a real capacity this time in terms of a residency, I will be at Planet Hollywood, the Sinsai Theater, inside Planet Hollywood on the 50-yard line of Las Vegas every Friday and Saturday night at 11 p.m. It's going to be a stand-up version of the naughty show and I'm going to grow it and it's just going to be me and a tuck dropping bombs dog dropping bombs.

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doing it I get to do headline and I get to be back in my kind of like I my own stopping ground, sorry. I love it, dude. You and I both, huh? I love Vegas. I love Vegas. I love it. I told people, man, Vegas becoming an artist community, dude. And it's only going to get better. Now my show, this other guy, Tommy Saviour. This other has been a thio, I always thought of it like, I always, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I to, I, I, I to, I to, I to, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, t.... t. to, to, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, to to to to told, to. It was like the the finest the finest shows in the world the finest food. Yeah but there used to be a theory that there used to be a

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I'm like, what do we, what is it? I want to know. Like, I want the therapy, I've, the only time I've ever gone to therapy is when I was needed help finding out why I kept relapsing. You know, I love therapy. But but I just feel like if you if you did everything you wanted and you're still going to therapy, what is going on here? What? You know, correct me if I'm wrong and I'm fine with that. I'm just, this is a thing. No, it's a question. Yeah, what is it? You got everything. you got everything you want and you're still un? Is it because you got it a way that you're not proud of, that you didn't do what you want?

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You don't have to say, like, no, we want to see you. And it's a star-studded lineup. Yeah, yeah, loose-y-cake. All murderers, right? I'm like, I'm like, because I don't want to be too late, and like she sees me for me do stand-up. So then Gerard Carmichael comes up and it's very interesting. When he's super kills, I struggle.

When he has an okay set, I crush. There's a lot of people like that. It's just weird like that. So he goes up, he does okay. He's great. I love his new shit. I thi, thi's his new shit. If this new shit had been his first special, people would be blown away. I think it's really good stuff.

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Totally acceptable. Yeah. He goes up, he's gonna do 15, runs it, does over 30. So I'm supposed to get up at 12.15. It is now 1.15, and they're still in the crowd. And I'm just like, this has happened to me so much in my life, where I've just been put in these weird situations in high, important stakes. And I said, you know what, not today.

Not today, no more. I am just, I'm the best I've ever been, and I'm good enough to kill, and I just don't give a fuck. So instead of walking up there in fear and trying to grab them real quick, I'm gonna go super slow. And I'm just gonna take it easy and I'm gonna be really honest about how I feel right now. That's great. And I just talked about how, you know, the sudden drop in tax brackets got to the people going from Louis CKK to me now he's got like fuck you money and I have fuck me money you know what I'm saying and then I'm like dude we're fucking three hours in this thing you guys still want comedy you guys have had so much comedy

dic in you right now that you and then I just got them and I just start crushing dude crushing and then out of nowhere a gift from God comes. This dude walks in in a all-snake-skin jacket. Yeah, it's about the hour that those guys run in. And dude, I proceed to murder this guy for fucking five minutes. And he's laughing the whole time. I go, dude, you literally look like every Nicholas Cage movie in one look, dude. You went full cage, bro, and the place explodes. And I got off stage and Lucy Lou was like, man,

you were funnier than anybody I saw there tonight. I could not stop laughing. I'm like, you know, because it's always that. It's like, he just made a decision. Sometimes when your history is one way, you think that's your future. And it's like, you're not they th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's, th. It's, th. I. I. I. I. It's, th. It's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th th th th th the th th th th th th way, you think that's your future. It's like, it's not. That's a common problem and it's just like, you're not your history, dude. Yeah, you're not. It's such a hard thing to convince yourself. Like, that was done.

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Why did you do that? Yeah, he's so funny. All right. Next week, I'm going to good series. I'm just here to listen dude. Well, joining us in studio. He's a good friend of mine. We know each other through this and that. And if you can move over a little bit because you've got to be into the camera. See these? Oh, okay. He's very funny. He's a great roaster. He's got a crazy story. He was on Dave Taylor's podcast. I try not to book the same guys. I think you're so great and I just want to get you on and I hear because you have some great stories yeah like some great please welcome Dan

Nolan and everybody thank you who Dan how are you great welcome to the show super excited you're on you and I know each other through this and that well you're sober yeah you're tho you're tho. How's th th th you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you th you th you th th thus tho thus. You tho tho. You thi thi thi thi thi. tho. tho. tho. You're the. the. You're tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the. the. the. the. the. the. You're sober. How's that going? Good, almost 16 months next week. That's awesome, dude. Congratulations, man. That's awesome. And you do stand up. Yep.

And you're one of the, you're considered one of the best of the roast writers out there. Yeah, I'm one of the guys. I'm in the think I'm about probably like seven or eight. Oh that's got there's a lot of people do that. Who's number one? Number one is right now in the ranks is Alex Hoover but in my heart it's Keith Kerry. I think Keith Kerry is like the forever chair is such an interesting guy. I like him I don't really know him but I see him passing I was a good good vibe from him. He's funny he he he has a confidence he he he he has a he he has a he he has a confidence. He has a confidence. He has a confidence. He has a confidence. He has a confidence. He has a good. He has a good. He has a good. He has a good. He has a good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good. He. He. He's a good good good good. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. funny. He has a confidence about him that could be off-putting at first. Oh yeah.

Because he doesn't know, you know, it's, I was talking to Moses and I go, Moses, your show is so interesting. I love Moses. I love Moses. Yeah, yeah, I'm a Moses fan. I love Moses. Yeah, I'm really happy for him. I told you.

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You look at Jeff Dye, you're like, that guy's good looking. Who's it? He's just, he was on last time I'm dudes and he's so successful and he's talking about like he'll go out to a club and like he'll be hanging out and he's like why aren't those girls hitting on us and he guys oh they don't know I'm a stand-up it's like you lose your super power. Really? Oh yeah dude I'm so lazy if girls don't know my stand up I'm like I'm not even gonna spake game you don't even the fucking super powers you know you know what I'm saying? So you get some ass? Yeah, no, it's funny because, yeah, people always make fun of comics. I get laid more than I've ever gotten laid in my life. It's insane.

I don't know, I've never heard that we don't get it. I'm 29 tomorrow. Oh, happy birthday. Thank you. That's fucking great. you were partying? No, no I quit. I moved out here right out of rehab and just came to the comedy store and I've just been there for like a year and a half. You have a crazy ass story. I mean I've heard you share before and on podcasts about your story and it's just like take us a little bit through us. If you have anything you didn't talk about on Taylor's pockets,

I love to hear it like. Tell tell me what you're doing. Anything you did, it doesn't matter. Yeah. I think we could go anywhere. I've been in jail, I've been in psych wards. I've been, I used to work in television, I got fired. What did you do in television? I did locations. Before that, I was trying to find the list of stuff you gave me. Oh yeah, no, I can text it to you now.

I was just writing it or I can just give it to you. Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. You used to be, you went to a psych ward? What happened? Yeah, no, I just, I was just trying to try and kick heroin. When I was working the television I had good money I was just getting my car and drive like I love to drive to just Key West and I would just go ride jet skis for a couple days from what city? From New York? Yeah, yeah. You drive down to Florida? Yeah it's 24 hours straight

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for beer. I don't understand, like I didn't understand the feeling. Yeah, I just want to fucking to pour beer into my dumb usually bought it off the streets. But I mean like what was the first time like I could tell you the first time I did drugs and why I did drugs because women offered like it was always a chick wanted to have sex on drugs. Yeah that's a totally different thing like coke and heroin are like so different because there's like there's so much sex intertwined with with but not when now with heroin I get fucking laid so much now when I I didn't even jerk off when I was on heroin like my I would literally I would fucking come in my sleep because I'd be so backed up because you just don't get erections and shit I would just wake up

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Yeah. And they're going to be begging these super hot chicks and just ruining the gene pool. So you were playing blackjack? Yeah, because I lost all that money that one time, the first time I was trying to kick heroin, I ended up, I was allowed to stay at any Harris Casino resort 300 nights of the year. Why? They thought I was a high roller, but I was just a fucking junkie piece of shit who lost all my money.

Because I did a bunch of Adderall before I left because I was like, I'm going to drive 24 hours straight and then I saw Atlantic City and I was like grinding my teeth and I was I'm going to just go play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play some the the the fucking to play play play play. the the the the probably like three three close to four thousand dollars. You had no money left. No and the thing is the fucking worst part is that I took I took it out literally by the hundred I kept running to the ATM and be like 40 times. 40 time. Yeah at 20 bucks a twenty bucks a toy. Yeah. Oh Jesus Christ. Yeah. So you have a drug addiction and gambling addiction. Do you have a sex addiction? I don't know. I just fuck a lot. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know about a gambling. I mean I just lost $400 in Vegas like a week ago. But which is a lot of money for me. I'd fucking just finished living. Yeah, it's all of us. It is a lot. Yeah. That's why I don't like to gamble. Aaron, you a gambler?

Steve, you gambler? That's the only one I don't have. I just think, dude, 20 bucks, I'm like, I could have spent that on this, isn't this? I had a, I had Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, I don't want to say his name. You knew him. Don't say his name. Because I don't know if, you know, you knew him. Shaky Green? Yeah, who's that? I'm just throwing out. That's funny. But he would, when he would relapse on alcohol, he would make bets with the Croatian mafia. And so he would go and yeah. Oh, yeah. he he called me and he was, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. I was, th. He, th. He, th. He, th. He, th. She, th. She, th. She, th. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She, th. She. She. She. She, th. She. She. She, th. She, th. She, th. He, th. He, th. He, th. He, th. He, th. He, th. He was, th. I was, th. I was, th. I was, thee. I was, th. I was, th. I was, th. I was, the. I was, th., he, he called me and he was all, he was drinking beer out of a McDonald's cup.

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the wall. And he's like, dude, the bus boys that guy dude it was that's not a good one dude and and he thought that might have something to do with the what happened right you know yeah but it was just he overdosed on alcohol you know that that's what but when I found out that he died and he you know ominous warning to those those you out the last conversation I had he's like I'm on this new the new the new the new the new the new I'm the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. the. I the. the. th. th. th.the last conversation I had he's like I'm on this new medication where I could drink like a normal person I could only have a couple beers and I go dude you know of all the things like I don't think that's gonna work he's like no no dude it's making me only drink three or four beers a day or whatever and then that was the last conversation I had with him dude that's I went to by the the the best I went to to to to to to to to the to the the to the the to the the the the th the th th. th. th. I th. I th. I the the the the. I went I went I went I went I went to to to to to the. that that to to that's to that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the best worst thing to go to is a comics memorial. Because the comedy is never better.

It's so brutally honest. This guy, some guy starts talking about Dave's jokes. He starts to do retard jokes. Like just, where? It starts doing retard jokes. Oh, it's funny, dude. With a retarded kid in the audience. And the retarded kid I was looking at him, looks around going, dude, what the fuck?

He literally goes, does this guy know I'm here? Oh, that's funny, dude. The kid looks around, this guy doing retard jokes? Oh, my man. I'm like, I'm like, the kid's like, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the kid, the kid, the kid, the kid, the kid, the kid, the kid, the kid, the kid, the kid, the kid, the kid, the kid, the kid, the kid, like, the kid, like, like, I mean like the kids like I'm here. I'm in the room. It was the funniest thing. Oh my god. And it's so funny because you hear people because the people's parents are always there. So there's this kind of cleaning up revisionary history. Yeah yeah always. But sometimes with comedians it's not the truth accidentally comes out. People just start tee it off. Scumbags that's hilarious. And how much much they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the the the the their the fun the fun the fun the fun fun their the fun fun their th th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the tho the tho tho the tho accidentally comes out people just start tee it off What scumbags that's hilarious and how much they loved them dude? He was like yeah, we knew this we knew this we knew this we knew this dude The greatest memorial I ever went to was Freddy Soto's you guys don't know him. He's I heard you're the legend dude. He was he was he, he should have been huge, he was so fucking funny.

You know if you watch Steve and his Eazy's act, he's very influenced by Freddie Soto in a good way, not in a good way, but a good way. And he passes away and dude, Joey Diaz goes up and just scorches the earth, chases these people out. Why? Because they were like these guys who ran like K-Loco or some shit and they were just low-balling everybody and fucking them on money and fucking Joey Diaz at the funeral thing? At the memorial at the comedy store. What do you say? Just was like, fuck you, you cock suckers. You fucking hell, you fucking, get the fuck out of here you fucking ran them off. And then, and then... What is Kloko? I keep hearing. the fucking. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. their. their. their. their. their. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. the. K. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. they. they. they. K. K. K. they. K. K. K. they. the fuck out of you you fucking ran them off and then and then what

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in my ranting show how to do and people were just like what the fuck is it the comics we're all laughing I think he's brilliant the comedy store is great it's the dojo you got to learn your Kung Fu and then go out there and apply it elsewhere you can't just stay at the store okay but anyway so Brian Holson he the room's packed, he starts just flaming everybody. He's like, you have half you motherfuckers here, you don't even fucking know him! You're just here to network! You're mother fuckers? You network and motherfuckers, man. And then afterwards, I'm not going to say his name, but it happened twice with this guy. I go up to my, oh man, how sad was I was thuny. thuny. thuny. thu…. thu…. thu, I???? And I? the thu, I thu, I the thu, I thu, I'm thu, I'm the the thin, I'm the the with this guy. I go up to my mom like oh man how sad was I go how funny was fucking Holtzman talking about people here that didn't even know

him yeah and they were just here network and this guy goes well you know I didn't really know Freddy I never really met him I was just kind of you know showing up to four people flashback to Angelo Bowers the same guy I go dude Angela Bowers is so great how great was him oh well I I I I I the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he thus thus he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he thumb. I thumb.ula Bowers is so great. How great was him? Oh, well, I go I didn't really know him. I never really know. That's great So many things about him. That's so fucking funny, dude. Would you ever show up to a memorial? Never. But Tony Roma would. Do we got to get him? We got it. That's the guy. He does that he weeps. He hugs the cask. the cask. the cask. the cask. the cask. the cask. the cask. the cask. the cask. the cask. the cask. the cask. the cask. the cask. the cask. the cask. the cask. the cask. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tasked. task. task. task. task. task. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. t That's the, he does it, he weeps. He hugs the casket, breaking down crying. So Dan, so you get broke, you're on Craig's list, you're doing fucking, you're doing daylabor?

Yeah, yeah, I started, I went and worked on a, like a housing development, I spent a day putting in sprinklers, and I made like 200 bucks, and then I just lost it again doing heroin? No in Cleveland just playing blackjack again I was like I got like 200 bucks. So hold on so you show up are they like why are you the white guy or is it you know other scumbags? No it was just me like the guy the. the the their addler the theyler and he's like theylabor he's liked I the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. I I I I I was I was I was liked I was liked I was liked I was liked I was liked I was liked I was liked I was liked I was liked I was liked I was liked I was liked. I was liked. I was liked I was liked. I was liked. I was liked. I was liked. I was liked. I was liked. I was liked. I was liked. I was like. I I was like. I I I was like. I I I I was like. I I I I I I I I I I I I I was. I I I I I I I I I. I. I. I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. th. I'm like like like like. th. th. th. I'm like like. I'm. I'm like. I'm a. I'm a. I think I had the whitest name and that's probably why you pick me. Dan Nolan, the day laborer? Yeah, it doesn't really make sense. Yeah. And I wrote like a nice thing where I was like, hey, I'm trying to pay my way across the country and whatever.

And I was like, really, I'm just a junkie. But like, he didn a regular dude. Is he like, why are you doing this? You seem like a white person? No, he, I mean he was a white dude, so I guess it was normal for him. And how long do you work? I don't know, probably like 12 hours. 12 hours for $200! Yeah.

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no we can't have you can't take your shirt off man. That's not, you know people will see that that's like disrespectful to the homeowners and this was like a new development. There was nobody living there and I was like well it's there's nobody here. Unbelievable. Yeah, unbelievable. Yeah. Unbillie. Yeah. Yeah. fucking dude so you you're doing this stuff you're making money then you go to jail a lot you met it you met a hot chick in jail before yeah and I fell in love in jail with a with a beautiful girl I met her in the other medical area one day it's like the only place in jail you can meet what's area called it's another the medical pavilion it's called a pavilion yeah it's not an actual like pavilion but it's just that's what they call it's like it's like the the only the only the only the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. the they. they. the they. the the the actual like pavilion, but it's just that's what they call it. Yeah. It's just like it's in the center of jail and that's like the only place that's like co-ed where

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Like, I've seen hot homeless chicks, like really hot. You're like, I wash that down, that's good to go. You know that, you know that Jews and Asians don't go homeless. I just noticed that, but they go on. Why, what they have in common? Strong community. Yeah, there you go. That's it.

It's totally true. Yeah, there you go. Do you know that there's like, there's like, was someone someone, someone, numbers like 150 or or like 400 it's some weird number like that and like 200 of them are Jewish? Yeah I believe it. Because it's a strong community dude. They take and I don't blame them. You know? White people, there's no community between white people. No, there's just too many of us. Can't stick together. No, we don't care. they're thi. And I their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their too many of us. Can't stick together. No, we don't care. So you go there, this chicks are. See a homeless guy looks like you're like, sucker.

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I am the unsuccessful version of this. So you're in prison. You do kind of look like Adam Carolla. I never noticed that. I'm convinced why I've never been able to do a show. Stop, dude. It's always, it's so funny. I'm podcast gold.

I can't get booked on certain things. It cracks me up. It's something energetic inside yourself. Maybe. Maybe. Always. She's there, you're there, she's got tats. What kind of tats she got? Oh, I don't know, just like a bunch of, what did she have? She like wrote me a list out of all her tattoos. She had the notes to some song coming out of her pussy.

Like I forget what the song was. Oh man, that would be, she had the sheet music coming out for pussy. Maybe I'm a little teapot or something like that. I can't remember. It's so interesting because I was talking about this like girls are so tatted now. And you know what's really fucked up? Like schoolgirl porn? Like you ever see porn like 18 and innocent? It's gone because they're always like, they're always like, I've never done that and she's got like a demon, skull humping like a skeleton.

And you're like, really? You've never done that? You have a demon tee-bagging a skull on your fucking admin. What are you talking about? Oh my gosh. Nope, nobody's with it. We're just taking it in. So did you end up hooking, did you throw a hand job or something?

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No, I shouldn't say this. Uh, where was I going with this? What was I saying? I got put up... It's something about the... Oh, and I was... to try to fuck four girls on Facebook Messenger while this is going on, you know, over the course of a 12-hour shoot, so it's like, I'm just throwing girls energy. Every one of these girls if they're halfway decent is just, it's just, it's just, the

junk mail is coming all the time. All they have to do is be hungry for Thai for one hour a day, and they just go to town. No, I'm just saying, like, I think a lot of these girls, I think most women, if they're not in a relationship, are scumming around a whole lot more than they're broadcasting. Just don't have kids with everybody. That's all, the only reason, they don't. It's just like, take Plan B, don't have kids, give up the puss. Like, I'm for, like I encourage gay lifestyle. Because I just want less people on the road. The more people butt-fucking, the less people we're gonna make.

And that'll be easier traffic. That's just my opinion, dude. Do you have kids? No. None of us have kids. I'm 36. How old are you? I'm in my 40s. None of us have kids, like we're helping.

Yeah. I actually live today. I wouldn't mind having kids down the line, but not right now. I will. Probably maybe. Yeah. I will. I just got to get financially to a place where it's like feasible.

I think it's unfair to have kids before you can afford that. Well. Well. Like where is the world going to be in 40 years? I know people always say they talk about the end of days and all that stuff. I don't believe in that. I think the bees are dying, bro. The bees are literally dying. It's not bullshit. Like 30 million bees, like 40% of the bees in America have died. 40% do you get that?

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to ask for ass. It's not unreasonable. You want to go to acting classes in the valley, go meet casting directors, go put your name on LA casting, do all that stuff. You want to go straight to the gravy. You want to go straight to the gravy? Get that pussy. It's it. And people call me an ass-o for that. I just see this straight-up bardy. Well, you want to get on this tour? Give me that ass. My buddy, Ari, you know, Ari. No, I was like in every he only said that two weeks ago and I'm like he's like and we went

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Guys, great show. It flew, huh? that was great show. It flew, huh? Oh, that was great, th, rub my back, please. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you guys. Again, I'm very excited about my weekend. My dreams are starting to come true, and it starts with Vegas. And all you'd ask for is a chance. I think it's gonna be really good.

I think I'm gonna bring a different flavor of comedy to Vegas that is kind of there, but not there enough. Just have fun. I'm gonna have fun. Do just have fun. Um, so here's what we're gonna do Vegas the LA The the naughty show at the Sin City Theater inside planet Hollywood every Friday and Saturday night at 11 p.m. If it goes well, I'm gonna extend it a little bit, but I got so much good shit going on in LA that I don't want to be here during the week just do your things. It's not the 1800s. The planes you can just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just to just to just to just to just to just to just to the the the the th th th th th the th the th the th the th the th th th th th th the the th the th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the the the the the they. they. the the theyn. the the the na. the na. the the the the the the week. Just do your things. It's not the 1800s. The planes you can just go anywhere now. I like driving to Vegas. It's my meditation. I love driving to Vegas. Don't you just think so now? Dude, I love it. I love it. I'll go, I'll stop at different places the roadside diners have a shake and you know. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, I like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Pl. Pl. Pl. Pl. Pl. Pl. Pl. Pl. Pl. Pl. Pl. Pl. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Plains. Plains. Plains. Plains. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the called, Coast to Coast, on the way home, listen to Alien Talk, looking out there.

I'm a weird, like that. Aliens are coming, dude. Mr. Nolan, how do they find you on social media? At Dan Nolan Comedy, that's it. D-A-N-O-L-A-N-Commy? Yeah. I'm performing at the Rose Bell tomorrow night. Tomorrow night comedy store, belly room, what time? 1030. It's a free show for standing room only or you can buy tickets five bucks, something like that.

Bad boys, give him some love. Say what's up to him. Say you heard them on the bad boys. We love that. I'm Steve Randolph, youtonight. I'm also doing Kyle Ray's storytelling show called Bedtime Stories. I love it. Up in the belly room tonight because I guess Kiltone's gonna be in the main room. So I'm doing two spots at the comedy store tonight.

My show is gonna be on July 30th at the Complex Theater at 730 in Hollywood. July 30th hit me up. Add me on th Instagram, Stephen Randolph 2, S-T-E-V-E-N, R-A-N. B-O-L-P-H-2, add me on Facebook, tell me, I'll be at the comedy store just working all weeks, come and say, what's up? Please add, Steve. We're gonna have a Chelsea episode. You know, I love another one? Yeah, I love the teat, I tte, people. People, people. People, people. People, people. people. People, people. People, people. I, people. I, people. People, people. People, people. I, like, people. I, like, like, people. I, like, like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I, I, I, think we'd have three people on here permanently. No, I think Chelsea could do once a month. Once a month, I love her teeth.

She lets me touch them. Oh, I like the, Chelsea was in the music video last night. I love Chelsea. Oh, it sounds like everybody was in it. All right, guys. This is the international bad boy's hour. Thank you. guys I have somebody I want to talk you about to have on next week so and we ate Chelsea once a month where would we call it called to Chelsea hour okay all right guys like that idea tweeted us take care by thank you so much for

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