Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - The Vault Of The Mad Hatters #1: Interdimensional Meth Travel with Jessa Reed

Episode Date: September 3, 2018

Happy Labor Day Weekend everyone in America. Due to the National Holiday the ATC studios are closed so we can't recored a new episode. So we have decided to drop a Secret Society of The Mad Hatter classic on you unsuspecting fools. Please enjoy from the Vault of The Mad Hatters, Episode 33 Interdimensional Meth Travel with Jessa Reed! This episode Sam and Ryan welcome Interdimensional comedian Jesse Reed and Trans Chaser Trevor Keveloh! We discuss what Jessa has learned after she went on an intense psychedelic meth trip and communicated with beings who are running this simulation. This is life changing! Check out her podcast "The Mormon and the Meth Head!" Available at

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Hey, man. Hey, man. Oh, what the fuck are you guys even talking about? Are you ready to get your mind blown? Revolution will be podcasted. But I don't want to go among mad people. Oh, you can't help that. Most everyone's mad here. How are you enjoying it? I love it. Do you? I came from Delaware though, so it's mad here. How are you enjoying it?

I love it. Do you? I came from Delaware though, so it's not hard. Oh, Delaware's one of my most famous bombs of my life. Really? We're at? Life-changing bomb. I, uh, I bombed at Dewey Beach.

Really? Yeah, doing the, um, Vince Vaughn, comedy special for the Troops. I got booed off. Oh my goodness. Stage, I drank about five Jaeger bombs before I went on stage. Bombed, and I had sex with this chick, and the next day I went to AA, and I was sober for five years. Holy shit, are you still sober?

I go on and off, but yeah, I was on and off. Wow. Yeah. I always wonder how that works. Do you feel like reset the clock for sobriety? Yeah, you're supposed to. Okay. You know, it's just everybody's got their own program.

You know, there's some people go out. It's like, I guess they're over. program it's just like you know 5% of the people actually make it I'm like well what is your definition of successful yeah if you're smoking crack and flame throwing your life yeah for like years and you stop that for six months or so I think that's a successful thing but granted I like to great on a curve you know that's kind of how I am. Ryan's, everybody here, are you sober? Yeah, you got a great story. We'll get into that. All right.

So a lot of amazing things are going. Let me introduce the people in the studio. We always have off the grid. That's me. Off, he's very off the grid, enjoying everything. Got the wild enjoying everything got the wilds in his eyes he's got the wild in his eyes he's working with Filipinos last night oh yeah that was amazing a Filipino wedding I was at Monarch Bay Beach Resort yeah it was actually a

Vietnamese gangster wedding oh shit like like legitimately Vietnamese gang so Vietnam Vietnamese have a gang oh yeah before you go to let me introduce everybody before, yeah. Before we get in, Orange County. Let me introduce everybody before we get in. He's my good friend. He's been on the show before, drops some, a couple times now, dropped some serious knowledge about UFOs and all that stuff. And he helps me run the, I help him actually run the dojo at the Sycamore Tavern.

My good friend, Trevor Kevlov. It's Trevor Kevolo, god damn it. Good friend. We are good friends. And I fuck his name up all the time. We have a girl that works on the show with us. Allie, I fuck her name up every fucking time. Yeah, I'll take it. Just get to nickname basis. Yeah, we we we we we we the the the the the the their. We their. We their. We th. We thuuu, we th. We th. We the. We the. We tho. We the. th. th. th. tho. th. th. tho. Yeah, tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. th. th. th. took took tha tha tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. to to to to to to te. to te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te right, Tripoli. Yeah, I'll take it. Just get the nickname basis. Yeah, you know, we don't need a society's name or your Christian name.

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Everyone has a great Arie, by the way. And then he said, where is this phone number? And I said, Delaware? And he said, where is this phone number? And I said, Delaware? And he goes, why? And then he's welcome to the show. Jessa Reed, am I right? Yeah. Man, right that time.

Get a name. All right, one over two. Coming in proper. Good job. So you, let's go back to your fun story. So everybody can't at any time. Feel free to have fun with this. Vietnamese gangsters. Yeah, what is that like? It's pretty real.

It's pretty real. When you see them, they're small and they sound like, I'm not even going to try to. What are you like every, every mob runs something? What is the Vietnamese mob run? So, Little Saigon, which is an orange county, it's Fountain Valley, it's this whole area in between Santa Ana where Eddie grew up. They run like these underground casinos. Oh yeah. Oh that's it's like the white boy you're in wrong place. Oh yeah, and like oh shit. But 10, thousand dollars, right? That's not that much for a wedding. And for me, when I was a drink or not the tri. thrown. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the their. their. their, their, their, their, their. their. they. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the shit but ten thousand dollars right that's not that much for a wedding but that's what they spent to tear out the carpet in the ballroom and put down white carpet for one

night ten thousand dollars why would you want white carpet because it was white and red and gold it was Trump meets like scarface it was mirror tables I was like like, whoa, dude. And the groomsmen were gacked. Gacked out of their skull? Out of their skull. Dude, like it was the greatest, like, Canadians speech.

Can Asians do well on coke. I think they do everything. They were doing hyper-calculus for sure. Is cocaine a white man's drug. It's a rich man. It's a rich man. But you always see when like black entertainers get really hard on coke, they just flame throw their life. I guess everybody does that but it seems like even more with black entertainers. Nope, nobody's with me on that one. I never had enough money to flame throw my life. My bank account would eventually run out, you know. I always say that. Like to be an alcoholic in LA you have to have some cash you can't like go all I'm fucking you know can you imagine Frisco holy shit after you

went back do you guys ever performing San Francisco no no it's so expensive dude it's so expensive dude fifty dollars a night just in parking we had to pay. Really? And just in parking dude. Yeah. Like what I joke that it got a way bigger laugh expense expected. I'm like, what you got to make to be homeless in this fucking town? 100K? The place exploded. I'm like, oh, it's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy expensive. Why would you have white carpet? It was intense, man. It was like it's seven-course meal and none of it was vegetarian but it's like nothing but like it smelled like a fish market in there when we're all done. But it was rad they're having fun. What I'm just, what were you doing with the wedding?

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through all the shitty shit, that's meth. Just do math and it would like a week will go by and you're like, oh, I ain't a chunk of time up. I think the only reason I did, like the very first time I did it, I was like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a.. th. th. th. the. the. the. thtime I did it, I was like, oh, this is what I've been looking for my whole life. Because I felt like I lived on the Truman Show before the Truman Show came out, like I just felt like, did this is not it. This is not really it. This is some pretend thing and everyone's lying. And the very first time I did speed, I felt like I could find the curtain

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Yeah. When women do math, they like flips you, and you become like Bob Vila from like this old house. And you just start fucking doing like weird kind of home improvements and stuff. That's a little helper, the rolling stone song. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they, yeah, yeah, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, yeah, they're they're they're the their, the they're the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, their, their they, they, they, they, they, they they they're they're they're they're they're they're th. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, theate. Yeah, theathea. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, they're they're the improvements and shit. That's the mother's little helper the Rolling Stone song. Oh really? Yeah they're talking about taking legalized speed back in the day. It was in pill form. She takes mother's little helper and she gets her shit done. I did not know that. One of my favorite meth memories just because it the meth experience so well was a friend was like, do you want to fuck? And I said no, and he goes,

you care if I jerk off? And I was like, I don't give a shit. And he always like carried a video camera around and recorded himself doing everything. So then he sets up the camera, starts jerking off, and I had giant pigtail, and I was like, I don't care. So I'm making a necklace while this dude is jerking off in front of the camera and pulling my hair, so my head just getting pulled sideways.

And I was a very self-aware tweaker. So I was like, this is, this is going in the movie one day. This is, this. I'm going to talk about this to the guy. How long did you do it? I did it for five and a half years. But hard the whole time. All the way. I started out snorting it, smoking it within the first year, shooting up after that, shooting it up in my neck.

I'm so happy. It's amazing that you're off it after intravenous use. Yeah, I shot up for a very short months. I never had good veins. And so I had to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot to shoot the to shoot the to to the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. the whole. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. too. too. t. too. t. t. too. t. t. to. t. t I never had good veins and so I had to shoot it up in my neck. Oh my God, you went deep! So then other people would have to do that for me and I got burned a few times that way. And then- What do you mean he got burned? Just, you'd have to hold your breath and sometimes if I would start to breathe or they'd hit an artery and then your head their their head their head th... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. their their their the. their the just catch on fire. What? Or they would miss. And they had missed so many times that I had learned an old Native American trick were, because if people get abscesses and shit and end up with like Mercer things in the hospital.

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So cool. You just blew my mind. Awesome. I've always said like the fucking meth. Meth are the most like go-getter of all the drug addicts. Very DIY, yeah. Yeah. They are. Why I. When I finally got dentures they, the oral surgeon was looking at the, P-Y-I to the bone! When I finally got dentures, the oral surgeon was just looking

at the, because then I, because the exposed nerves were really bad, so I just, this is gross, cut my gums open and sawed the teeth down so they would grow over. What? Oh my God? What? What? If you have a child, his name will be John Connor and he will lead the resistance. You are Sarah Connor. I swear. the, I. the, the, I. the, the, the, the, I. Oh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the oral, the oral, the oral the oral, the oral the oral the oral the oral the oral the oral the oral the oral the oral the oral the oral the oral the oral the oral the oral the oral the oral the oral the oral the oral the oral the oral the oral the oral the oral, the oral, the oral, the oral, the oral, the oral, the oral, the oral, the oral, the oral, th. th. tho. tho. tho, tho. tho. tho tho tho- thooooooooooooooooooooooo-s th. thooooooooooooooooooooooo the the John Connor and he will lead the resistance. You are Sarah Connor, I swear. Oh my God. That is hard. You did go deep. Yeah, so he was like, what is happening?

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24 hours, shit kept me up for 20. You were just in the elevator the whole time. Oh, no, no, no. I have to. Oh, shit. I definitely took the craziest route home because I was like, thrown. I was like, I definitely took like I was like oh my god and then I asked him I was like what's it like I don't ever want to do it again but what's it like when he smoke it he's like oh it's like a hundred

times more and that's when I realize all the people I knew my life that were quote-unquote tweakers that full-on twiked tweake the pipe I'm tweakers tweakers tweakers tweak I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I am tweak I am so so so so so so so I am so I am so I am so tweak I am so tweak I am so tweak I am so tweak I am so tweak I am so tweak I am so twee tweakers tweakers I am so the the twee twee twee Ea tweeq I am so tweeq I am so tweak I am so tweakers I am so tweakers I am so tweakers I am so tweakers I am so tweakers I am so tweakers I am I am I am I am tweak I am tweak I am tweak I am tweak I am so I am so I am so twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twee twea twea twea twea tweakers that have blown fried fuses. You're like proof in the pudding that every brain has its own elasticity, because I can tell that you still have extreme wits. You're smarter than most of the people upstairs on the patio right now. I think it would be, I used to call it, Newfound Cluck Syndrome, and I could tell what people's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, like, their, by what their tweak would be and like how strong of a mind they had because the people that couldn't stop just digging holes in their

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And then I caught her stealing my CDs. And I never talked to her again. And I wish I hadn't done that. Because later on, I started doing coke and I did speed, and I realized how like, how much this fucking gets into you. Right. It's like a really hard drug to stop. So I wish I would have been more understanding of it, you know. But so I'm in this fraternity, Alpha Tau Omega, at U and LV, and we had we had this, this how we had a fraternity. And it was like, it was so condemned,

but for some reason we were allowed to keep it. It was condemned. But you know, you're a college kid, you don't give a fuck. You know, you're paying no rent. Right. Just happy to be there, right? So, I remember like this, we had this one guy. I can't believe he still lie alive but his name is Tiny that was his nickname so I could say it his nickname was Tiny and when usually when someone's name is tiny what are they they're fucking

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Want me? I'll fucking fix a lot of roofs. I'll just fucking take it off and I'll just put it back right back on. Like, can you do that? He's like, yeah. I'm a fucking roofer. A roofer? A roofer? Oh, okay. Okay. Dude, tiny comes and like two days,

rips off the roof. We never see him again. I live in a convertible for another fucking month. Right? It's like all the get it and go, but none of the, never finishing any fucking project. I always like, why can't they just tweak meth? So just doesn't destroy you. The best part is he probably started a demolition company after that.

He's like, I'm really good at taking things down. I can just blow shit up. I don't have to worry about anything. Tiny's demo, out of Vegas. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, you seem to, you seem to, you seem to be like this kind of analytical tweaker in a weird way. You be like, you tend to diagnose people, analyze them, do dentistry. I mean, like, it is, you got a PhD, it seems in like fucking tweaking. Yeah, I think how long, I was about like seven months in and I had a near-death experience and then that's when I became super good at tweaking. Before that I was like...

Psychic tweaker almost? Yeah, I had a near-death experience and then I spent the next four years being trained by aliens. And I went,'m I went I'm certain kind but species are they reptilians are they no I learned about the reptilians please okay so cliff notes I die it doesn't matter how or what the details I'm in oh so you I die blah blah blah blah blah blah drug overdose dot dot dot and that. Drug overdose, yada, yada, yada. And I'm in this ball of light. I didn't go through a tunnel. I just was in this ball of light.

I didn't have a body, but I was a part of the light. And this sensation I'd had my entire life, where I was like home sick, and not from here. I remember as a little kid, I did everything with the light off because I feel like there was an audience up in the sky. So this has been since you were very young. Yeah, I was just never. You've always thought there was something else going on. Yeah, they just felt that way.

You were a conspiracy theorist before there was conspiracy. Yeah, I guess, yeah. My disclaimer that I'm sure I don't need on your show is that this could have this whole thing I'm about to tell you could have been meth-induced schizophrenia. I don't need that here I'm sure about the most podcast. I'm not saying this is definitely... We start every episode with that exact. Yeah, everything could be methaned schizophrenia. We don't know. Okay, so in the light, in the light, the light, my brain translated it to words when I woke up, but it said you did what you came to do, you learned what you came to learn, you can stay there if you want on earth or you can come back at home, whatever. And the thing I had learned that day was that nothing outside of you, good or bad,

can affect you in any way that you haven't decided to let it, which is like bumper sticker shit in 2018, but this was groundbreaking in 2000. And I learned this because I was telling some bitch that was fucking my boyfriend somehow I ended up counseling her on GHB. Anyway, so... It's mindfulness. Drug-induced mindfulness. Yes, drug-induced mindfulness, way before it was cool. And so I go back and I just know things. I all of a sudden know things. I can hear what people are actually saying when they talk, like what their actual motives are.

I am trained in... Are you still tweaking after this? Yeah, yeah I start doing... Well no, I spent four days in and out of this crazy twilight sleep without any meth where I get acclimated in what we have named alien school where I spent, they taught me how to levitate, they taught me how to telekinesis, they taught me how to listen to people's thoughts, they taught me what the reptilians were. So the gist is that Earth is a place where we play a video game. And that we have been playing on Earth for a long time.

We were the dinosaurs, we were the Egyptian gods. It was just us playing different games. And each game has different parameters and different settings and we're coming out of a three-dimensional fear-based game where we don't remember who we are. And so we are now going from that to one that's like 8-D and we know who we are. So this is the awakening or whatever that's supposed to be happening right now. This is so weird because like, a lot of that is discussed all the time. Yeah.

Like, this is like the age of Aquarius. Like, are we still in the age of Aquarius? So we're going into the age of Aquarius. So it is, it is the of Aquarius is the awakened age, we're leaving the age of Pisces. That cusp was this back in 2000, and it was supposed to be this mass kind of awakening right around the time, right between then and 9-11, which according to the aliens set that way back. 9-11, did it all back? Who, did they tell you who did 9-11 and why they did it?

So the reptilians, reptilians are parasitic beings, meaning that they can't, so we create everything. We are creating everything all the time. You just don't know you're creating it. So most of the shit you don't like in your life, you have willed it without, because you don't know you're creating it. So most of the shit you don't like in your life, you have willed it without, because you don't know what you're doing. So the parasitic beings on the planet can't create anything. So they have to point the minds of beings that actually can create things. And that's what the reptilians are.

And so they can't make anything on this planet for themselves. So they just have to mind control the people who can make it. And it's not even that deep. It's really just, the rich just keep getting richer. And it's like, yeah, because fucking just hand them a check. Yeah. So by the amount of fear and terror that came in when 9-11 happened. Like we were so close, we were so close to starting to wake up. And then the amount of fear and terror and division, like now it's just every day, it's just constant that.

But when it was, K, it was so obvious, like it was so obvious when it was happening, just the hypnosis over everyone, and it, and it postponed it. It's so interesting because I can imagine you on any other podcast talking about this, and everyone's like, what the fuck is she done? Yeah, we're like, yeah, that makes total sad. No, I know, ordinarily I I have I've done that disclaimer several times. Um, but the problem with the disclaimer is that maybe on another podcast you have to do it, but like everything you're saying is I don't know if you knew that before and it just became part of the psychosis you have. But everything you're saying is, I don't know if you're saying is completely. It's. I the. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I that, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, that, I don't that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, the th, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the became part of the psychosis you have, but everything you're saying is completely another something that we've discussed before and stuff like that. I've never heard the parasitic part of the reptilians. You know, we've had the, you have? Okay. I mean, we heard they were made by the Anunaki to control us to control.

It ties into the Arcon model, if you will, the whole concept that they feed off our... Fear? I did me. I have heard of that. What it brings to mind and what I was telling you about a while ago is there is this type of fungus that it gets absorbed into different types of insects, and it will then take control of the insect's mind, and it will make the insect climb up a grass stock to the right height where it's perfect humidity level, and then it will keep it there, and it will override its whole desire to want to go out and be an insect,

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So these ones are, and they're designed specifically, so this parasite is specifically for that style of prey mantis. So the idea that reptilians are here for only human beings, that's why, in a sense, have you ever seen your dog look in the corner of your, you know, apartment for no reason, and look at something? Yeah, dogs and babies, they believe are able to see into the other dimensions. So there's probably a reptilian just, the Pindars are staring there jerking off, pulling your psychic hair while you're sitting there watching sports. The camera. The ponytails, there we go. Yeah, so they said it's all here.

There are already people playing the higher dimensional games and we can't perceive them. And so like all of you got people still playing 3D, it's a 5D, and so the people playing 5D. That's why, especially when you travel a lot, I swear to God, it's there's a thousand people here. There's a thousand people because I'll go to New York City and it's the same fucking people. And it's extras, and then there's extras, there's extras, there's extras, there's extras, there's extras, there's extras it's extras and then there's extras but like I can't perceive them they can't perceive me because they're not

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really creepy and once you can see them like once I once my eyes settled into what that looks like I could see energy I could see energy I could see the like once my eyes settled into what that looks like, I could see energy, I could see other ghosts, whatever, like I can see all that stuff all the time. Like I don't even think. You still can? Yeah. Because it's not, like it's not even that weird. It's just people without bodies.

And if we just come here to play, tons of people get stuck, tons of people get so attached to one life that they don't leave. That's straight up. Because we do come back over and over. The main principle was there is no such thing as right or wrong. There is no such thing as good or bad. There is no such thing as male or female. These are all like, these are all,

these are all, social constructs, right? So in 2000, when they were saying that gender is a construct, like that was crazy. Like that was not crazy, like that was, I never heard that before. And it was that all of these things things things go away in the collective consciousness. So when you see this movement right now we're like there's more than two genders are you like yeah yeah you like that's crazy or you like no that's totally no I'm like finally fucking 18 years later this shit was supposed to happen games playing, obviously, in other countries and stuff.

So what's the goal or what's the aim or the, where are we going towards? What would you, did they tell you anything about that? So the next, like the true age of Aquarius, the next game is, everyone knows they're playing. I think we're going to a cusp where there are a lot of people that know, like there are a ton of people that know and freely talk about it, playing right now, and you just create whatever you want. They said that our generation, so I'm 41, so like our generation will live to be 150, and death and disease will cease to exist. But it's you have to, like you have to escape the fear-based reality first. So you have to, you have to escape that programming that you do take through all your lives.

My only issue with religion because all of it was, according to the aliens, past, was secret knowledge passed down when there were very few awake people on the planet and my only problem is that we are God. You are the God of your existence and religion shows up and knows that you have a sensation that a lot of people have a sensation that they there is something more and says here let me broker you. Let me broker your relationship between you and God which is is, I don't know, probably an unconscious thing, but it is an unnecessary. No man needs to stand between you and your higher self. That's so amazing. As you're saying that, it's interesting, do you know what the word

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One is high-letics, which they just have no, they're just, they have no idea, they just, this physical one life is it. Psychic disciplinarians, they've evolved enough through lifetimes to have the sensation the sensation the sensation the sensation the sensation the sensation the sensation the sensation the sensation the sensation the sensation the sensation the sensation the sensation the sensationthis physical one life is it. Psychic disciplinarians, they've evolved enough through lifetimes to have the sensation that there's more, but they can only apply man's rules to it. And then pneumatic souls are graduated enough to realize that they are God. And that you see so much of religion is like that business card in men and black too,

where they just got this book of secret knowledge passed down and turned it into this big fucking weird religion where the words all mean. Sin means, repent means change your mind, turn around and go the other way, and sin means, fuck I can't remember now, but something like so not evil, whatever. And when the Bible talks about like the lust of the flesh and stuff, it's just talking, okay, so the video game analogy is that, I don't know a lot about video games, but first-person shooter is you are experience in the game just straight out of the eyes, right? So very exciting. V porn, basically. Very exciting, not real easy to strategize because you can only see what's the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th see th see th see th see th see th see the the the the eyes, right? So very exciting. POV porn, basically. Very exciting, not real easy to strategize because you can only see what's right here. That is life through experience through the ego. The ego is the artificial intelligence

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that someone like me can blab this stuff, but if you're not ready, you're not gonna hear it, it's just gonna sound like lunatic talk. And then it's between you and that, and it's, there's nobody can broker that for you. That is so, wow. Interesting. And there's metaphor, because I always, I think in metaphorics, I don't know if that's a word, but basically when you're talking about the ego being skin deep, that's being hedonistic, when your pleasures are only that of the skin. And then to take it further, when you're like in like love with whoever you're with,

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I'm, I, I, I, everybody's equal. I don't care, man, woman, straight, gay, whatever. But if you look at like what modern day feminism is, it's a very big push to get women to act like men. Like it's a very big push of like, fuck everything that moves. And it's not that women shouldn't be able to enjoy any of, that's not, but it's like, it's very much women doing guy shit. The guy shit is what an involved woman should be trying to do. And I, don't see in it is like what makes I feel women special is this empathy and this love that they have that, you know, that men don't tend to have as much. You know, it's like this feeling for others, this nurturing nature that I see a lot in women.

I don't see that in feminism. and that's just maybe me and that that comes from these, it goes back to reptilians that you were talking about they're driving us into this kind of thing going on right now with you know it's like I'm not Trump fam, I'm not but there's things that he's doing that I agree with and there's things he's doing I don't agree with but what I see right now is this insane movement To demonize everyone thing he does. Yeah, like to the point where Bill Maher's like I hope the economy crashes So we can just get rid of Bill Donald Trump? I'm like how is that good for your fellow? Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, now I don't like that our economy rides on the petro dollar and then we go in the other countries and

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after another just such bullshit, such facade. We just couldn't be honest, couldn't have a scandal, how to do all this bullshit stuff. And he's just blown all of that. He, like the next guy can be authentic. We can have an authentic politician, because this guy talks about grabbing pussies. So like now you can talk like a human being. And what a great point, man.

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It's like we agree that that is a dumb fucking thing. I'm not forgiving that. But when people rally around Valerie Jarrett, like she's not a war criminal who has been almost convicted of being a slumlord in Chicago and having direct decisions into the assassination Momar Gaddafi illegally, which has set up open market slave trades. In 2018, Africans are selling Africans and there's video of it. And nobody's upset about that. And they're upset about a dumb joke. To the point, it's like, it just blows my fucking

skull. It just blows my fucking skull. And I just, I think that there's something about Trump that allows, like, there's an, you're right, there's something more that he just is more authentic. Doesn't all this Roseanne thing just seem to contrive? I don't really think he's authentic. I think that we, he is paving the way for us to, he has pushed the envelope so far into ridiculous, that we have the opportunity to then half authentic. Yeah, I guess the authentic was wrong word. He's a clown car, but, uh, no, he's a, he's a jackass. I mean, without a doubt.

Yeah. But he's, well, let me just say this to you. I feel like I know more about what Trump's doing, good or bad, than I ever knew about Obama. And I've always said this, like the difference between Trump and Obama is that it's like somebody's cheating on you, do you want to know or don't you want to know? If you do want to know, if you don't want to know, if you don't want to know, They're both cheating on you. Yeah, I pay very little. He was very charismatic and funny. So that's all I was like, he was fun to listen to. But I think, yeah, there's not a lot of nuance in 2018.

Everything's very extreme. I know we are shifting from a masculine age to a feminine age. I think that that is as obvious. That's another thing that really stood out that I didn't understand what that was gonna look like in 2000. And now that I see it happening. What is the feminist age? So it's that the divine feminine will be the dominant.

And so you see this where it seems like women are becoming masculine, but it's just that the authority is shifting over to women and that that feminine energy has kind of the men have a lot more feminine energy in like the generations that were born after 2000. So in the future we're just basically androgynous. Yeah. Like I always said that was my problem with. Good, good bad, right, wrong. And so you see the gender thing is just evaporating so fast. So the future is basically RuPaul's drag race.

Yeah, hopefully. That would be amazing. I always said that, like, that was my problem with Star Trek. You're like, what year is this? and everybody on that ship would be a drag queen right there would be like one floor would just be glory holes right dude I'm the chosen one tranies baby fuck yeah I love you honestly you and my other buddy you're honest this is so interesting dude what other nuggets do you have so do you think this is um I mean so what's the reason is for what exactly so that we can become me mel for what exactly, so that we can

become meld with technology, transhumanism? So that there is- We're just fucking around. So I do think I listened to one of your episodes we talked about, kind of that, um, technology and stuff. There was one thing, conspiracy-wise, in 2000, there was, uh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. There was one thing conspiracy wise in 2000 there was the when this awakening thing was was about to happen and there were chips they were going to put chips in people and there was a company called Digital Angel that had already put chips in inmates and they had a company called Vera Chip. Yeah.

Oh, fuck. I have to tell this story. Okay, please do. So these people show up to, because the tweakers, there's like 50 of us. There's 50 of us running around Northeast Portland. We're all weirdly not like the old school tweakers. We didn't interact with them a lot. We're all just like, we're successful young adults, all like accidentally got hooked on math

or got hooked on math in the club scene. And these dudes show up and they have the DMV files and they have Photoshop and they teach us how to steal identities before anyone was stealing identities. And by us, I mean my friends, not me, because I was talking to aliens. And... How old were you then? This?

23, 24. Wow. And the whole time I was like, don't, these guys are not drug addicts. Like, these guys are not tweakers. Doesn't anybody notice that these guys don't feel like us? They don't feel like they're, because people just came from out of nowhere, but like I was like, is there something weird happening here? Then no, there were no laws for identity theft, so everyone's just getting bounced out and so we were stealing people's mail and then writing checks and just cleaning everybody out and they were just kicking, just letting everybody out of jail, like crazy for a few years this went on.

And at the same time, there was a company called Vera Chip that was, had developed a chip that would keep all your financial information that would go on your right hand or your forehead if you didn't have a right hand, which is like Mark of the beast shit, right? And so according to the aliens, the only reason isn't like, oh God says that you can't come to heaven if you don't have it, but that you would lose control of your thoughts and you would just become whatever. And I don't know how a chip could do that, but they had a bus in Florida that they were already going around. And I was like, oh, that's why they rolled in here and taught tweakers how to steal identities and are just letting everybody out of jail over and over again, is because if you tell people

we're going to put a chip in you, they're going to say, get fucked. But if you let them think it's their idea, and how do you let them thin' think think think think thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin' thin' thin' the the the the the the the thi their the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. the. the. the. the. theee. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekeeeeekeeeekeer.ekeeekeer. tekeekeeekeer. tekeekeeekeer. tekeeer. thee you let them think it's their idea? Let a bunch of tweakers rape their bank accounts over and over and over again and then they'll be like, can't you give us a card? Oh, the tweakers could steal the card. Isn't there a way you could just put it inside of us? And they're like, weird, we did just develop tipping point stuff with 9-11, and then they bought the, in 2004 or something, this company bought all of the retail software. So all of the retail software, when you swipe your card, it says Vera something. And then nothing happened with it. But you can look it up, digital angel, Vera Chip was the company. I don't know what happened. I don't know why it fell apart, but they do still own all of the,

the swipy things. I don't know why they ended up not moving forward with it. They let identity theft go on for a fucking grip though. And I'm, to the stay, I'm positive that the guys that showed up and taught with just the DMV file, like where were we ever going to get the DMV files? And... So you think they were part of this company, or do you think it was government? I think probably part of the big conspiracy to keep everyone asleep, if you can hurry up and chip them and just turn them into walking creators for you?

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thought it was just gonna be like yes I did some tweak and the Zalianz they molest me we're all just gonna hi-five and laugh like I didn't expect it to be like this and I owe you a deep apology because it's a wonderful... When you just said, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I was like, I can't, I wrote Tim Dylan and was like, could you tell him because I know it looks bad on paper and he was like, that could mean he likes you and you just have to wait. No, it was a wonderful episode. It was great. We're going to talk to Anthony Bordain, but I just would rather just stay on this and we'll get to that on another time. Wow, man. Now you talk about all this on your podcast? I do. I have just started to get into it. We talk a lot about trauma and because you do that is a big part of it.

Like you have to overcome all that, like you have to overcome all that stuff. You have to overcome all that programming. My podcast is with a recovering Mormon. And so that religious programming is big, man. It's a lot to overcome when you have been indoctrinated from childhood. And so it's kind of equal parts. One week it'll be us working through getting molested as kids and the next week it's a... Now if you ever thought about all I can think about is like you got to write a book.

Yeah you've done a lot. Have you thought about writing the book? Yeah. And you haven't because? I just like I hadn't accomplished anything worth people reading the book. So maybe this is just the knowledge. Yeah. It's very interesting to me and it's, if any of it was foreign, I'd be like, but I've heard bits and pieces of all this. Yeah. That it makes sense to me. Like I want to know more.

I guess this is how you start getting disciples, but it's like, I'm very interested in all this stuff and I'm very open-minded to what you're talking about. So the fourth dimension, which came on board in 2000, the end of the Mayan calendar, actually, which is funny because everyone was like, that was a flop and just didn't notice because it's so seamless. Okay so you know how you can tell people are lying? No, please tell me. When you, when someone lies, you can, they put a partition up. You can hear it. Yeah. Not with your ears, but you can tell you. You didn't used to always be able to do that. What do you mean a partition? So when someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone their their their to feel their. to feel their. their. to feel. to feel. their. to feel. to feel. their. their. to feel. to feel. to feel. to to feel. to to their. to to their. their. their. their. to their. to to their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. You didn't use to always be able to do that. What do you mean a partition? So when someone lies you can hear that, you can feel them. When I say here, I mean like you feel them hide it. Yeah, I know what you're saying. That is where that is, where that partition is, that's the ether or the astral plane. So that's where we all really are.

That is in the matrix where people plug their heads in. That's where we're actually at. Okay. So the longer, if you tune into that and pay attention to that, you can navigate with people and control things once you're consciously aware of it. You're there right now. That's where you're actually at. But just allowing that to come into your awareness, like allowing that to come into focus. And then that voice is the small voice. So that voice says stuff like put on your seat bullet cops coming. But it's so quiet that the loud, loud ego voice.

Okay, okay. You have to learn how to hear between the two voices. There's actually more than two, but you just think it's all your thoughts. But you have inner dialogue and debates with yourself and stuff. So there's a small voice, which is the right one, and then one. And then there's the loud-ass ego that you have to learn how to control also. So it's a lot of like treating it like it's a game every day all the time and then figuring out how to actually play the game and then you get to do whatever you want. And at some point you don't get sick, you don't to to to to to to to to to to to to go to to go to go to go to go their their their to go their. to go to go their. to go to go their. to go to go to go to go to go their. theirse. theirse. theirse. theirse. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. And their. And their. And to to to toe. And try.e.e.e.e.e.eck.eck.eck. And, tre.e.e.eck. And, tre. And, try. And, try. And, try. And, you want. And at some point you don't get sick, you don't die, you just decide like, hey, I'd like to experience this, and then you get to go experience it.

Like hey I'm 40, I think I'd like to get a TV credit and leave Delaware. I've been clean for a little over three months now. But no, but there's a little voice that like I will be pouring a beer and I'm like, God damn, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, I's, that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a thi, I's a that's a that's a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to to to to to to to to to to to be, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I'd to be a to be a to be a to be a thi, I's, I's, I's a thi, I's a thi, I's a thi, I's a thi, I'll thi, I'll thi, I'll thi, I'll thi.a.a.I.I's a thi.I's a thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'll toe. I'll toe. I'll be pouring a beer and I'm like god damn that's that'd be a nice cold nice cold beer after hard days of work but then that's what I that's what I see but the little voices but you know it happens yeah you know what happens that that one beer does it's a couple beers and then tomorrow it's a few more and a few shots and then by Friday it's a few beers a full and the fucking eight th I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th is th is th is th is th is th is a th is a th is a th is a feteen 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 th th is a fc. th is a f. th is a f. th is a f. th is a f. that's a f. that's a f. that's a f. that's a few that's a few that's a few that's a few that's a few th is is is is a few th is a few th is a few th is a few th is a f. th. th. th. I is a few th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's a few th. th. that's a few th. th. that's a little th. th. the. that's a little that's a little the. that's a little the. the. And I'm a fucking mess for a week. Yeah. So that's what's happening with me. I'm much more aware of this little voice that is now like, not controlling but like is more apparent than before when I was like.

You drown it out with the drugs and alcohol. Exactly. I knew I shouldn't be doing a lot of what I was doing before. Yeah. shouldn't be doing a lot of what I was doing before, but I was just like, fuck it. Now it's like, no, bad idea. And that's why I think it's so important that to talk openly about anything and all these things that we do talk about on these podcasts because people are on the other end and they have experienced so much of the same things that they can at least, you know, they can see the similarities as more than the differences.

I feel like we just scratched the surface, so we gotta have you back on. Yeah, for sure. And I know Sam's not doing his set right now, so he was just giving us the malden that he's not to leave, so we're definitely, where can everyone find you on your social media? Jessa Reed, Jessar Reed comedy on Twitter and Instagram Mormon in the Methhead. Oh no wait. Yeah if you just Google Mormon in the Methhead all the

other stuff comes up. Sweet, awesome. Trevor, anything about the Dojo? Things are good, man. Things are really good. Yeah, we're booking more shows. Saturdays we have two shows a night. Some Fridays two shows a night. Saturdays we have two shows a night some Fridays two shows a night this Thursday we have two shows nice and what's it social media so guys the dojo of comedy that is Twitter Instagram and Facebook the Dojo of Comedy and of course my Twitter Instagram and Facebook is Trevor Kevolo is Sam Tripoli can never pronounce correctly. It's amazing. Hey, well, hey guys. Thanks for so much tuning in. We'll see you next time. Here we go again.

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