Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli - Tin Foil Hat 100 (Spotify and GooglePlay Re-Upload)

Episode Date: June 20, 2018

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Starting point is 00:00:29 Tinfoil Hat. Come with me. Into the waters of conspiracy with Sam Tripoli. Sam Tripoli. Sam Tripoli. Sam Triple. Mr. Sam Triplie. With my friend Ryan Davis.
Starting point is 00:00:45 I'm Ryan. We're the first gay couple of conspiracy theories. I think it's beautiful, man. I'm out there, partner. Say that again. It's a mystical deep, dark realm, crazy shit. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:01 There's a triple people everywhere. Hey man, we're the truth there, dog! What the fuck are you guys who we're talking about? Are you ready to get your mind blown up? Revolution will be podcasted. Yes, and welcome to the Big 100! Whoa! And welcome to the big 100! 100! Buh!
Starting point is 00:01:26 Bum! Bound, pamp, pamp, pamp, we're not dead yet. 100 episodes of Drop and Truth Bombs All here at the All Things Comedy Studios. Thank you everybody for your support and your love. A hundred episodes. We were talking about this yesterday, about where a hundred
Starting point is 00:01:46 episodes in, which is a lot of episodes, you know? I mean, like, I forget the numbers, but just to make it the 20 in a podcast is an amazing number. Because most people give up. Not us, we just keep rocking. And we got to a hundred, and we feel like we've just begun to scratch the surface, right, Ryan? Yeah, I thought we were announcing that we were retiring today. Ah, today's our last episode. I've done that before. That's a sadd up time. We did that with all things, with the naughty show.
Starting point is 00:02:14 Everyone's like, sadness. People crying. It's a true honor turn into a even more interesting human being over these hundred episodes. So, the show that pops mind like champagne bottles has definitely, one of them is mine. My mind has been popped. It's been open to all the amazing shit that we've learned over these, you know, 100 episodes. And I just cannot wait to see what the next 100 holds for us because that is going to be some crazy stuff because the new the new guests we have lined up we're getting into big foot we're getting into ghost hunting UFOs
Starting point is 00:02:55 astropro projection astro projection Antarctica Antarctica paranarctica paranarctica paranormal you know, hardcore ass-kicking karate. I don't know how we'll work that in, but we will. And we will most likely make no dent into Aaron's fucking beliefs. Nothing, just three fuses, the Kelsh home and just, you know what Aaron does? Aaron has three TVs on so he can have CNN, Fox News and MSNNBC all blasting one time to drown out whatever little voice we put inside his head. Untrue, we all know it's it's Cardinal games on all three.
Starting point is 00:03:33 Yes, all games. Yes, pure fluoride water to calcify his pineal glands. Yes. Pineal glands, dude. Yes. So, a lot of people like, who you could get for the big 100? I'm like well I think we should stay in the spirit of the show and where we just keep it to interesting guests and who are the most interesting guests we've had? Me and you. You know it we've had some good times by ourselves and the patron so we took it out of the basement we went right into the bunker. Yeah I mean now were you you you you you you you you the th you you the th you th you th you th you th you the th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi. thi. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. the. the. the. the. Yeah, I mean, now were you at the old studio? What studio did you start in? The gray one, the one where I bleached Irish Fier's butthole, dressed as a gimp. Oh, so that
Starting point is 00:04:10 was in Burbank. So Burbank, you came to here and now we're here. And I'm excited. Are there any episodes that you enjoyed the most? Well, it's, I mean, I felt like a prophecy was fulfilled. Episode 81, Mr. Duncan Trussle. He got to open his heart shocker to me, and it was a beautiful moment. So that was pretty cool. And it was, he was one of the first guests. Duncan was a big part of the show in that, when we did a swap cast, he really opened a lot of people to the show. You know, Dougstown, same thing without those two guys who knows where the show would be.
Starting point is 00:04:49 And you know, obviously everybody loves the Eddie Bravo. I mean, he is probably the third, third host on this show. He does it usually once a month. Guy's super busy. We'd love to have him in all the time, but the guy's busy. So he does when he can do it. And it's pretty cool, man. And he's brought a lot of people to it. We were talking last night.
Starting point is 00:05:13 A lot Latinos listened to the show, which I really love. And we're down with Brown. We are down with Brown. We are th down down down down. We are down. thown. thown. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thou. thoun. thoun. tho. to. to to to to to to to to to to to too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. toe. too. too. too. the. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. toe. toe. toe. great episode yesterday on the Patreon. I know a lot of you guys, some of you guys are on Patreon listeners and that's cool, but those who are. We've got two episodes coming out this week. We know we missed one the other week. We're gonna get that out. Some really amazing stuff.
Starting point is 00:05:36 We had some great guest on. We have Jenna Reed on who, man, really blew our mind so that's great. I just like everything is working out the tour is going good. We have a comic book coming out which I'm super excited about that. That's right. In terms of like what are some of my favorite episodes? I mean obviously great both the great Carlwoods podcast episodes were to me both like home runs. Like, they were both grand slams. I really enjoyed the Tibetan Book of the Dead and the more and more, you know, since we've
Starting point is 00:06:13 done that, the more and more I hear stuff that fits in line with that. It's funny, it's like all different threads in one big giant quilt. Yeah, it is. It's so interesting, dude. So this past tha tha, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, I I I that. that. that. th. that. thiii. thi. that thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their, their, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. I. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. the. th. thi. I went to AlienCon in Pasadena, which is an alien convention, which is an alien convention. I love that we're going to start doing conventions. Like there's all these different conventions, like AlienCon, what other conventions do you think there are? Well, I'm hoping that we'll be starting our own here soon.
Starting point is 00:06:39 I would love that. We do want to do a conspiracy podcast convention we're all your favorite we want to do it in Vegas we're trying to figure it out I know a lot of people are in on it you know. Mm-hmm. Exciting man. Sky's the Limits the other day someone asked me it's like dude would you what else can you do if you already doing podcasting it seems like the coolest thing and I was like adult swim cartoon show yeah that is that tho th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that is th th th tho tho tho tho thi thi tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho-I thi thi tho-I tho-I tho-I th th th th tho-I th. tho-I tho-I tho-I tho-I tho th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to to to to to to to tooooooooooooo-s toee toooo-I tooooo-I too-I too-I tho-I cartoon show. Yeah, that is, that is the goal. Put that together will be very, very interesting. We have ideas. I can't get really into it right now, but that will be pitch.
Starting point is 00:07:13 I'm gonna talk to my manager about pitching that, because I think that'll be really, really funny, uh, I, do you remember the first time you discovered Adult Swim late at night and you're like, what happened, what's going on right now? It's so weird, 12 minutes long, like just the most random shit will happen and you were like, was that an acid trip or did that actually happen? Well, that's most cartoons are acid trips. Ren and Stimpy.
Starting point is 00:07:39 They all are, dude. I'm still trying to figure out how SpongeBob SquarePants is gay porn, like the girl said. Why is that squirrel living down there in a space suit? Is there any girl characters on SpongeBob Squarepants? I think the squirrel's supposed to be, but it might be a Zimzer. What's that squirrel's name, Aaron? I have no idea. Aaron, what do you mean you don't know SpongeBob SquarePay. You literally have a SpongeBob shrine over there in the corner that you burn incense to daily.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Just ridiculous. It's fucking, I got, now I gotta do research. So you, when you walked in here, like, why do you have folded pieces of paper on the table? Well, can I get into that? Yeah, no, I'm gonna leave these right by. Because there's a lot of shit I want to talk about. Let's break it. Let's break.
Starting point is 00:08:27 Okay. So through the year, through this year that we've done this podcast, I don't know how many months long it is. You know, because we started doing two a week, like about three months ago, right? I think we'd had a baby. wea wea th, we had a th. We had a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. I've, th. I've, th. I've, th. I've, th. th. I've, th. th. th. that, that, that, th. th. th. th. I, th. I've, th. th. th. th. that, th. th. th. th. th. th. We're, th. We're, th. We're, th. We're, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. tha. tha. to. that, that, to. to. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th't wait a term. Yeah, we had we had our conspiracy baby for sure. But you know over the time we've talked about a lot of things and we've been called crazy on a lot of things. But I feel not just from you either. I mean I get it daily every time I go to the comedy store. Somebody is always like just getting like trying to poke the bear. I had to block Nick Yousef on Instagram just because he was doing the laziest joke over and over and over again.
Starting point is 00:09:15 Like the first five times it was funny. The next ten I'm like, I write some new material, asshole. Right? I get a hashtag false flag I got okay funny the first four times okay buy the first four times the next 20 I'm over it write some new material well hey what do you Bobby Lee never doing a new joke at the store starting to war well you know maybe she should just stick in into raw denim what he knows best you know and look I don't know now it's like nothing's worse enough like a 32 33 year old hipster because then they they're getting out of their leather face they're slowly into their dad face and he's got weird
Starting point is 00:09:58 colors going now it was cool when he just had black and leather now now he's got like weird like weekend for Bernie's colors going on? Yeah, like salmon? What kind of asshole wear salmon? What's going on in fashion right now? We're reliving the 90s. You notice that? Like everyone is thinking it's okay to look ugly purposely.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Yeah, well it is weird. It's like rich kids do that. They're like, oh man, I have everything I've ever won. So I'm going to act like I got nothing going on in life. I have ill-fitting clothes. Yeah. Maybe we're just old men now. All we wear is black and blue jeans. Why I wear it because I have bad? Because I'm fat.
Starting point is 00:10:33 I'm fat. I got avalanche. A toj-oo-o-a th thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm thu. I'm thu. I'm thu. I'm thu. I'm tho. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm th. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I have. I'm. I'm. I'm. Yeah. I'm th. Yeah. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I................................................................................ t. t. t.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I was too fat. So it was literally, it was the first time I've ever used a jiu-fat move. Advantage, even my buddy Scott Ross who was teaching class that day was like, okay, that's the one time it's going to work out for you. Watch out for Sam's JabbaGuard. Yeah, Jabbargard. That was rude. When are we going to start rolling again, man? It's been too long. I'm rolling. I don't know what you're doing dude. I'm out there fighting dog. I'm a role that rolling. Do you think they'd actually ever roll and roll like they have like ecstasy, B.J. tournament? Yeah, it's called gay porn. Have you ever seen that? So we've talked mocked a lot and all this shit and one thing that we talked about on this show that people thought we were a little crazy or maybe they didn't I was just paranoid but I feel like they think we were crazy if they knew about what we're saying and that was Wal-Mart's being used as a detention
Starting point is 00:11:36 centers being converted into FEMA camps and have you seen what happened now with these unfortunately these immigration children? No, what? Yeah, they're getting separated from their parents from the, they're getting caught in the border, they're getting separated from their parents, and they're getting thrown into these centers, and they won't even let senators go in there to see what's going on. And this is along the border, like're talking yeah. Yeah. How much does that upset you? That destroys me. I I that you know you can't be fighting and we'll get into the next thing I want to talk about but you can't be talking fighting all this shit for the children and then it's ripped children from the
Starting point is 00:12:19 I know the argument is like hey if you commit a crime you don't get to take your kids to jail, okay? Well, I mean, like, dude, I get that this is a crime, it's not murder. It's not robbery. It's trespassing. It's trespassing, man. And you're traumatizing these kids, dude. I mean, it's like, how are the people who are against abortion abortion abortion abortion abortion abortion abortion abortion abortion abortion abortion abortion abortion abortion abortion abortion abortion abortion abortion abortion abortion abortion abortion abortion abortion abortion???? the people who are against abortion? thapapapapapapapapapapapape? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is. this is. this is. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th.'m going to get riled for this on the internet, I can already tell us it's coming, but I must say it, how can you be against abortion and then you're four ripping kids from their fucking parents?
Starting point is 00:12:56 Well, it's the same way where you're against the death penalty, but you're for abortion. So it's like as long as you're killing, it's, you know, it's the double-sided. Well, I guess, I fall under that, and I guess I can answer that myself. I'm not necessarily against a death penalty. If the death penalty, if the trials were done idealistically, meaning we didn't have institutional racism within these juries, where we see a huge, a proportion of innocent black men found guilty thrown on death row
Starting point is 00:13:29 only later to be absolved through DNA and other testing or whatever shadiness we found going on. And that's real ass shit. So I mean, if it was 100% honest, you know, and like jurors could come in not bring their pre-existing bullshit of how they look at other people. I would be for death penalty. If you took a life, take a life.
Starting point is 00:13:51 But unfortunately we're seeing where like race and economic levels fall into these things. So that's why I'm anti-death penalty because I would rather have a thousand guilty men get life that one innocent man get murdered because, you know what, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I'm what, I'm what, I'm th, I'm thi, I would thi, I would be thi, I would be thi, I would be thi, I would be the, I would be, I would be, I would be, I would be, I would be, I would be the, I would be thi, I would be thi, I would be th, I would be th, I, I would th, I, I, I, I would th, I would th, I would th, I would thi, I would thi, I thi, I would thi, I'm thi, I'm the, I'm the, I'm theat, I'm theat, I'm theat, I'm theat, I'm theat, I'm theat, I would be theat, I would be the, I would be thi rather have a thousand guilty men get life than one innocent man get murdered because you know what I mean get put to death because that could be me, that could be you, that could be anybody, but unfortunately it's proportionally black and all poor. Yeah, there's two things in common. You can't say. So I, I, that's why I am, I am pro-life. Because if the child, if the mother doesn't want want to death. I to death. I to death. I to death. I to to the to the the the to the their, I their, I to to their, I their, I to to to to to the, I to to to to to to to to to to their, I, I, I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I to to to to to to to get, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I to, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, the, the, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, the, I mean, I'm, I mean, I'm, I, I, I am I am pro life because I mean I'm pro choice because if the child if the mother doesn't want to raise child then what are we doing and then we find we bring these kids into the world we throw them into the this this foster stuff and bad things happen to that these kids
Starting point is 00:14:42 disappear as you're saying that I was envisioning what a court system would look like in the future of like virtual reality or augmented reality so you weren't even physically there. None of the judges were there, like none of the lawyers are there. Everyone is like sitting in their Oculus Riff. That way also you don't have race being played out to you. So you just see like a defendant just gray colored scan, you know? That's so interesting. And then they just lay out all the shit, you know, and so that way also you don't look.
Starting point is 00:15:11 You know, you see in the courtroom dramas where they walk over and you're like, what if it was your child, you know, and they've always find the lady that like, well, that's what they're, they.............. Well, they're, they. Well, they. Well, they're, they. Well, they're, they. they're, they. they're, they're, they're, th. th. thi. they're, they're, they're, and, th. And, they're, and, and then. they're, and then. they're, and then. And, and then. And, and then. And, and then. And, and, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're. And, they're. And, they're. And, they're. And, they're. And, they're. And, they're. And, they're. And, they're. And, they're. And, they're. And, they're. And, they're. And, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're. And, they're. And, they're. And, they're. And. And, theythey have sons, they get a lot of females, elderly female there that look at them like they're their kids. Have you ever done jury duty lately? Ah, I don't want to answer that. Okay. All right, I dig that. What about you? What about you?
Starting point is 00:15:33 I don't want to have a trip. I'm just pict. I'm just like, you'd like, to. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, th. I, tod. I, t t t t toda. t toda. toda. toda. today. today. today. today. I would, dude, I would come, I don't want to do that shit. I don't want to do it, ma'am. Have you done it, Aaron? Uh, I spent one day in the room waiting. Oh, what did you do, drop an end bomb to get out? Did you just drop a hard arm? No, no, no. I've never been called. I've. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I'm. I've. I'm. I'm. I'm. I don't. I don't. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. Don't want. I don't want. Don't want. I don't want. I don't want. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't want. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I've said like we don't need this white guy he can't relate to anybody get him not here no my luck I'll be the foreman and it'll be oh that's so great you're making peanut butter sandwiches for everybody I
Starting point is 00:16:12 could see you do that dude I'm fired I got he just assumes you'd be in charge yeah of course it's it's a pattern it happens I could see Aaron like le' the resistance and walking the dead yeah just really coming out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the see Aaron like leading the resistance and walk into dead. Just really coming out with a nice game plan, but Aaron would be the only one who could find out how to print out the fucking game plan to everybody so they have their own, so they have their own sheet so they know where everything's that's going on. So that was a big thing that we talked about, FEMA camp. It's come true. Sadly, disgustingly. I also, the big thing that we talked about, and I can't wait to hear Aaron's talk on this, take on this, excuse me, is the IG report came out and it kind of at first was seen, which is the, what's it, the investigative, what's IG stand for? I thought it was Instagram, IG report. I, In turn, inspector general report, okay. Inspector general report came out and
Starting point is 00:17:12 it was like a whole but like 500 pages I think and it took time for people to read it. So at first it seemed like a dud and everyone's like and I really I kind of the smoke screen okay, another kind of smoke screen, all this crap, right? So, lo and behold, give it time. The community goes through it and they found some amazing things, thiiii. What are we talking about? Okay, here we go. This is the way we roll, this is the way we roll we row this is the way we roll So so so I did mean Dana got a nice fat discussion last night on this crap Are you are you slowly who you opening up mine more Aaron or your lady neither neither? Neither?
Starting point is 00:17:59 Neither of them want anything to do with this this stuff dude. She can she slowly come to grips with it though. It's very interesting But I don't think she's accepting it. I think she's fighting it Denial isn't just a river. Yeah for sure Aaron's in fucking denial you know that Aaron right that you just denying everything So what I think I think Pollyanna is more likely to believe you than him Polly Ann does believe she knows who feeds the chicken heart shaped? Yeah. that. that. that? that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho th th th. th. tholy tholy th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. She's the th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's tholy thi thi thi thi to thi thi thi thi thi thoooooooooooooooolyly theea thi thi thi thi thi more likely to believe you than him. Polly Ann does believe because she knows who feeds the chicken. Heart-shaped butthole? I found five key lines from the report that they say you need to know. And let me know if this is what you have found.
Starting point is 00:18:34 Okay. One, there was no evidence that the investigation into Clinton's email server was influenced by political calculations. I didn't find that to be true. This is coming from CNN.com. Okay. I forgot to tell you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's five important things from CNN. That's so funny. Number two, Comey broke with protocol by publicly announcing
Starting point is 00:18:55 that Clinton would not be prosecuted. Interesting. So three, there's no evidence Comi's protocol breaks were driven by politics or partners. Total bullshit. That's CNN is, what CNN is doing is they are setting the table for which conspiracy theories must work from to convince other people that this shit's really going down. And that's what they do. So let's say the Vegas shooting, they immediately have a press conference and they establish
Starting point is 00:19:24 the working point in which we all must work from. So this point in which they set the table is in which all sheeple, let's just call them, will work from and then the truth seekers, the spiritual skeptics must work from. I'm going to cut right to the bullshit here. What we found in this, and by the way, Komi is now officially under investigation. That went down today. That was the big thing on Washington, Washington, D.C. on the hill. They are now officially opening the investigation into Coomy. Thoughts, Aaron, before I get into my thing.
Starting point is 00:20:04 I don't have any details about what that means. Okay, that's what I th tho I tho I tho I tho I tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho get into my thing. I don't have any details about what that means. Okay, that's what I thought. So two things are very interesting right here. The first one I saw is on Steam It. Now guys, we put all of our videos up on Steam It. Now, to be honest with you, those who listen to this audibly, there is a video component to this podcast. It is on YouTube. You to you to YouTube. You to you. You to you. You to you. You to you to you to you to you to you to you to you the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thoe. the. the. thoome. thoome. thoome. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. the. the. the. the. the. the. I the. I the. I the. the. I the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. theateateateateateaa. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom. That's the listen to this audibly, there is a video component to this podcast. It is on YouTube. You go to YouTube.com backslash Sam Tripoli and if
Starting point is 00:20:30 you can also go to all things comedy if you're nasty, okay? We're available there. The thing that you will need to understand is this, is that YouTube has already started to do a somewhat of a shadow banning of me and it is sometimes hard to find our video. So every Monday and Thursday we put out an episode for you guys, okay? You need to know that those days it will come out, unless we announce earlier that no episodes come out.
Starting point is 00:21:00 Those are the days. If you don't see anything on YouTube, just know you're, it's shadow banned. And they're not letting you see to to to to to to to to to to the the to the the the the the the to the the the the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. their, thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's, it's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. It's th. th. It's th. It's th. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theea. thea. th thea. th th th the th th thiiiiiiiiia. It's thia. It's thi. It's thi. It are the days. If you don't see anything on YouTube, just know you're it's shadow banned and they're not letting you see it. So you have to go to the actual page to see when it's getting dropped. I don't know why we are getting, I don't know why. I really, we don't do anything that crazy on the show that we need to get shadow banned but somehow we've shown up on blips. I'll talk to your to your their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. So. So. So, the. So, the. So, the. So, to. to. to. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, the. So, the. So, th. I'll talk to our handler. Okay. We'll get some talk to your friends at the CIA Yeah fucking lizard person back at the agency So here we go. This is a very interesting thing. So on page 233 of the IG report. Okay? It basically says that here. we go that this? T. This. That. that. th. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that, here we go, that this gentleman, there's a
Starting point is 00:21:51 Coleman and Comi, told us he'd seen some stuff on this video, on this on the computer of Anthony Weiner, you go to page 293, it lists what is found, stuff about Anthony We-... Okay, so Coleman told us he kept regularly took notes in a journal. Coleman's notes from the October 4th contained the following entries. One, Anthony Weener, two, unrelated to what this is. Three, Wiener textingtexting 15 year old, sexually explicit. 926, Federal SW, iPhone, iPad, laptop.
Starting point is 00:22:30 Initial analysis of the laptop, here it comes, guys. Thousands of email, Hillary Clinton and Foundation, this is very important, crimes against children. Okay, we've been saying this a lot. We've talked about this incredible. crimes against children. Okay? We've been saying this a lot. We've talked about this incredible shit that went on on the, on Anthony Wiener's laptop that was, the FBI took and supposedly lost. Now, here's the second thing.
Starting point is 00:23:00 So if now if you go to page 303 of the IG report, these are the exact words that are on here and you get ready for this. Here we go, a quote from this. I'm telling you that we have potentially 10 times the volume that Director Comey said we had on the record. Why isn't anyone here? He's meaning anybody from the FBI herethat Director Comey said we had on the record. Why isn't anyone here? He's meaning anybody from the FBI here investigating this. Okay? Why is anybody here? like if I'm the supervisor of any CI squad in Seattle I'm here about this. I'm getting on with the headquarters
Starting point is 00:23:39 and I'm saying hey some agent working kiddie child porn here may have Hillary Clinton's emails yeah that's that's happening it's happening that basically says that they found that stuff on weaners for a laptop that is coming out and saying what's on that that's on that laptop yeah nothing that is out and saying what's on that laptop. Yet, nothing. Nothing. We, now, we're worried about the kids in the immigration, Walmart, detention centers, which we should be, yet nobody, nobody, nobody is going off on that. And it almost makes you wonder if the detention kids is a smoke screen to cover that.
Starting point is 00:24:34 How much do you think the American public is willing to swallow disbelief? Because forever we've, they've known, or people in the public have known that our government was trading guns and cocaine and whatnot. And now it's just basically accepted to the point where we make movies starring Tom Cruise as like a CIA cocaine runner. When do you think that we're going to finally as a whole accept that politicians and kid fuckers and pedophiles are all in bed together? Well, I mean, I think we accept that. Will we come to grips with grips grips grips grips grips with grips grips with grips grips with grips with grips with grips with grips with grips with grips with grips with grips with grips with grips with grips with grips with grips with grips with grips with grips with the grips with the grips with the grips with the grips with the grips with the grips with the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoomoombs?????. I's, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoombs.c.c.eauia.c.ea.ea.ea.c.ea.c.ea.ea.ea.c.e.e.e.e.e.e. te. te. te. te. the the together. Well I mean I think we accept that. Will we come to grips with the people
Starting point is 00:25:05 that we've been voting for and basically fighting with our friends, our family and our co-workers over? Our real scumbags? When we got to come there? I don't know. I mean, dude, I think the next year, this to me is the beginning of the damn breaking. Little cracks. Yeah, that's insane. Those words, that's not coming from Alex Jones website. No, that's coming from a government document. Department of Justice. So, yeah, there's a lot shit about to happen here. Lots shit about to happen. But you know, it goes back to the fact that once again, truth seekers, spiritual skeptics, you are right and they are wrong. Will they keep score? I doubt it. It's on to the
Starting point is 00:25:52 next one. They're fucking goldfish. That's what we're going to call it for now, the goldfish. Yeah, sheepil seems a little too soft. Yeah, it's the goldfish. They. They have no memory and they just see what's in front of them, and that's the only thing that matters in their world. They don't realize there's a whole bunch of other shit going on. And the people who probably feed them are scumbed. The people who stay, it's amazing to me that this, this particular issue is so fucking them. Now, without getting too, th I'm just going to go there.
Starting point is 00:26:25 What if they're just eating the kids and not fucking them? Does this cannibalism? Because you know, we talked a little bit about cannibalism yesterday, but I wasn't able to get to the real good meat of it? But would it change? Would you feel a little like, well, at least? No? No?
Starting point is 00:26:41 They're hurting kids, man. I mean, like, there you go. They're hurting children and they're hurting kids who have no one to stick up for them. And that's why I go by, I think that there's a big part of this pro-life shit is to get these kids in the foster homes where nobody will care for them. And that's the most bizarre thought I have, but it really, I mean, think about, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, thing, thing, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, that, thin, thi, thin, thi, thi, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, think about, man, people have died trying to clean up the foster care in this country. People have died. Yeah, I recently listened to a higher side chats where Carl Wood had a gentleman on, if I can remember his name, a psychologist who basically was the first one to write a book about a ritual satanic abuse and how so many things were popping up about. I was in a government agency, that and the other one to write a book about a ritual satanic abuse. Yeah. And how so many things were popping up about, I was in a government agency, this, that, and the other.
Starting point is 00:27:28 So MK Ultra came to be true. We, that was like suspected. It's, it's gonna come true that we're gonna find out that eventually, you know, through the Franklin scandal. My the theory off themselves very quickly. That's it. And my opinion is Hillary might be one of them. And I know this is crazy and I'm really going on the limb and I'm probably gonna, we'll probably be able to actually hear the boiling of Aaron's blood.
Starting point is 00:27:56 But I will tell you this, that I believe that things are gonna come out. This, this IG report, basically it's the beginning of shit coming out. And that. And that. And that. And that. And come out. This this IG report basically is the beginning of shit coming out and that she she could offer herself and then it's going to be Jimmy Savall, Jimmy Savile and all this dark shit's going to come out. Jesus. So are we going to get connected with bet DSI instead of betting for like that is hilarious. We should get connected with Stan Hope's death pool and Bet DSI. Can I jump in on that? Oh, we should, we should definitely find out if you're on his list.
Starting point is 00:28:32 That's something I would like to do within these, the next year. Oh, that's funny as shit. I would like to do that. politician Death Pool. Yeah. That's funny. Yeah. There you go. We could put you, we put you on it. Oh, I'd love to do. We get all of our friends into it. Everybody does it. Yeah, I'm in dude. Aaron, you in? Okay, Aaron's in the death pool. Finally open mines. Yeah, Aaron. So just to tell you guys, that we are more right, we are proven more right than we're proven wrong. Okay? More right than we're proven wrong. I had an interesting discussion then we'll get into your question. No, it's not good. I had an interesting discussion with my good friend Darryl
Starting point is 00:29:16 yesterday and he was talking about flat earth and how he felt like that Eddie Bravo's push of flat earth so hard discredits the movement and I disagreed with him wholeheartedly and I expressed that there are things that I believe in that people find crazy and I'm sure well I did the last five minutes Aaron's got to be like I work with crazy people right and I get that and I get that. And I get that and I get that and a lot of that. And a'm sure, well, I did the last five minutes, Aaron's got to be like, I work with crazy people, right? And I get that, and I get that. And a lot of people say to me, Aaron, thoughts? Only the last five minutes? Okay, that's cool. The last hundred episodes, Aaron has to be like your fucking whack job. So, I've been with you for three studios, Sam. I wouldn't be here if I didn't love it. I can't quit you bro I can't quit you. So I so the things that people think I'm crazy about now I go Darrell how much did you look in to have you looked in the flat earth at all have you
Starting point is 00:30:18 done any studying of it and he goes no I've studied none of it now you and I no I shouldn't speak for you I am not a speak for you. I am not a flat earth guy. I'm not a flat earth guy, okay? I'm not. And that doesn't mean I'm not saying it's possible. I mean, I think the look on your face you're giving me, you think it's not possible. That's fine. I don't, I don't, I don't know what side I believe man. I don't I don't care
Starting point is 00:30:48 that's what side I believe on. I'm gonna be honest with you dude and I don't mean that in like a disrespectful way it's like I like I told Darryl yesterday there are things that are way more dangerous in this world than the believe in flat earth and it's just the truth man th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I'm thr-I thr-I tho-I tho-I the. I'm tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' the the the the the th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the theeeeeeeeean thean thean thean thean thean thean thean thean th that that changed my view, but I mean like dude, there are people who believe in the two-party system, there's people that believe the drug war is important, there's people who believe the war on terror is about keeping people safe and not bombing the fuck out of everybody. There's people out there that think it's okay to take a th. of work and fucking banish it and wipe it clean from the internet before he's even tried. Okay? And there's no facts.
Starting point is 00:31:32 And this girl has a movie coming out. And they fucking tried and they wiped them off a guy who's been fucking gold to people. And it's different than all these other guys who've been accused. Because all these other guys, there's theling in their eyes, and I see it, and they're fucking elitists, they're this. I've never gotten that from fucking Chris Hardwick. Okay?
Starting point is 00:31:54 And I'm not saying that I know who's a scumbagg to have based on energy, but I've, dude, I'm a pretty good bullshit meter. Oh yeah. Over years. 20 years at the store? 20 years at the store, I can tell when people are running games. Right? Oh yeah. So, there's, you know, like I run the dojo, this comedy club and this young female comic, I'm not going to say her name, who's 23 years old, which is the amount of years I've been doing stand-up comedy, thought that she could run a game on me and the guy who runs the shit, went around us, got caught,
Starting point is 00:32:33 we called her out, booted her out, and she's like, I didn't try to do, of course you did, you got caught, you learned a lesson. We learned lessons in life. I've learned every lesson in my life to hard way. Never easy. I never got to watch another lesson happen to somebody else go, I shouldn't do that. I've had to go through every fucking fire. Yeah, I don't learn until I get burned. Dude, is that a saying? But it is now, but... Dude, we just coined that I don't learn till I get burned. There you go, bro. Love, drugs, yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:06 Fraudships. Great quote, Ryan. Ryan Davis coming with the fucking quickness. So she learned the fucking hard way. Like I saw this shit happening. I've seen a million people. Okay, try to pull games. Do you know, we talked about us before, do you know why most people get busted in Wall Street inside trading? They're young people think they found a fucking cheat code. And they don't know that that cheat code's been around forever. And they there's just people watching for people trying to use this cheat code. You don't think I saw what this chick was doing? You don't think I know your modus apparandai just by your actions? We are more like than we're different, dude. This is, you're not the first one. You're not the only shark in the tank.
Starting point is 00:33:57 I think that now that you've shown that this isn't just a flash in the pan and tinful hats going away. I've noticed the way that people will talk to you about stuff. People that aren't necessarily on our vibe like Ron from the store. I was like you into any conspiracies? He's like not really but. And then he was like there's this documentary called History of Color. I looked into it. Everybody's in the conspiracies. They just don't want to be called a conspiracy comic. It's impossible to believe that there isn't two people colluding to pull something off. That's what a conspiracy is.
Starting point is 00:34:34 You know, and you brought up a really good point yesterday about if we use the word, is it hurting us more than it's owning us? And you know, it's like I have friends of mine, Jimmy Dore gets called conspiracy theories and he gets really upset about it. But I'm like, and I hope you didn't get man white totally. I'm like, you allow it to have power. Yeah. They called you a conspiracy theor's and you didn't answer it to it, they would stop calling you a conspiracy theor's. It's like, I've been called racist before because of saying something racial and I'm like, no,
Starting point is 00:35:11 I know I'm not a racist. So at the end of the day, Jimmy Dorr knows he's not a conspiracy theor. We know we're conspiracy theirs. I say it with pride. were spiritual skeptics. I mean, Dora is a sharp tack, dude. He's, these guys, I almost feel, I have pity and a little bit of like sorryness for the guys that come from the world where, you know, like, Graham and all them, they see the world of politics and they're like, oh, this shit doesn't work anymore. Right. Oh, yeah, we figured that out a long time well. Well, you know it's so interesting so interesting so interesting so interesting so interesting so interesting so interesting so interesting interesting interesting interesting interesting interesting interesting interesting interesting. that that that that that thi. thi. thi. thi. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th.. Do you mean like they can see conspiracy in one thing but refuse to see it in another thing?
Starting point is 00:35:50 So like if we talk like there's a big, there's a lot of politicians or people talk political, and they analyze politics and comedy, and they use comedy to do the analyzing okay how they will see a lie being perpetrated by the mainstream media about war about crime about racism right but yet they can't see how might this might also be applied to high impact events like Las Vegas uh Parkland School shootings and stuff like that where like they can't comprehend that oh if they're doing it over here why
Starting point is 00:36:30 wouldn't they do it over here? Now this is kind of off topic and you can answer however you want so I happen to know someone who actually lost a loved one in the the Vegas shooting yes and enough time has gone by, maybe not enough time obviously for a loss, but enough time has gone by where this person has begun to question everything because you can only imagine. Would you maybe sometime in the next year figuring out would you want to talk to this person? Not necessarily on camera out of respect but maybe in the Patreon? I'll talk to her on camera, him her on camera here right now. I mean like I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, to to to to to to to thi. to to to to thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, th. the Patreon. I'll talk to her on camera or him her on camera here right now. I mean like yeah I mean like I have no problems with any of that. Because I think it'd give an opportunity for people to hear
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Starting point is 00:38:47 before we get in this question, my question for you is, what have you learned that you didn't know before you started doing this show? Because I'd love to hear for you guys if you guys can text me, because I get told all the time, oh man, you've changed the way I look at stuff. You've opened my mind, you know? I want to know, to know, to know, to know, what to know, what to know, what to know, what to know, what to to to to the the to the to to the their to their their to their their, what have their, what have their, what have their, what have their, what have their, what have, what have, what have, what have, what have, what have, what have, what have, what have, what have, what have, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, te.a, te.a.a. te. te. their, their, their, their, their, the, the way I look at stuff. You've opened my mind, you know? I want to know. What have you learned that you didn't know before you start listening to the show? Tweet us, Instagram us, Facebook us, whatever it is, man, let us know. I'd love to understand what you've learned. Yeah, we're talking about maybe once a month having the call-in show, like, like Ode to Art to art to art to art to art to art to art the art, art, art, art, art, art, art, art, art, art, art, art, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th. th, th. to, to, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, or, tweet, or, or, or, or, tweet, or to, or to, or the, or, or, or, tweet, tweet, or, or, or, or, or, or, the.... t. t. t. t. twe?. twe. twe. twea, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, or, do,'t, you know, do it for the last half hour. You could have people pop in on the Instagram, ask the question, I don't know, we'll figure it out, we're trying to figure out how to do a call in, but we'll make it happen.
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Starting point is 00:40:15 I like that. Because when I went through the Bush administration, I was always like, these fucking dumb Republicans. And then I realized how much dumb anger and walls I, thuu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thus, thus, thus, thus, their, thus, thus, thus, their, their, their, thus, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I thu, I thu, I thu, I their, I their, I their, I thu. I thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, thus, thus, thus, thus, I'm thu. thu. thuiiii. I learned, I learned, I thi. I thi and walls I built up when I could have. I like that. So, honestly, you voted for Trump, that's not, that will, you know, I don't vote in general, but you know, it's okay. I'm gonna, I'll give you the pass on that, but maybe this monster, or maybe this maniac is going to be the maniac we need to. That's a great point. You know, it's weird. It's weird, it's weird, it's weird, it's weird, it's weird, it's thi it's weird, it's weird, it's thi. It's weird. It's weird. It's thi. It's weird. It's thi. It's weird. It's thi. It's thi. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi. It's thi. It's th. It's th. I's th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I's th. I's, it's, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. It's, it's, it's, it's th. It's th. It's the. It's the. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the th. the the the th. th. th. to... That's a great point. You know, it's weird, it's one of those things where like the more you see it, you're like, maybe this is totally the military industrial complex is pawn. Could be both ways, dude. And they call him the half
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Starting point is 00:41:50 open-ended. That I will just flame-throw my life being a drug addict and not like I won't, you know, I could relapse and go back and just fucking ruin my life. That's really my biggest fear. I heard Bob on Stevie Weeby's show the other day literally say he still has fantasies about going out to some trailer park, getting a shit tons of drugs and alcohol and just getting fucked up and sitting on like a computer outside underneath like, you know, some messed up lawn chair and just whacked out on drugs. As he's saying that, I'm like, that does sound fuck. I'm like, no, no, don't, right.
Starting point is 00:42:31 You know, the gollum. Right, right. Well, dude, it is, it is, it is, tempting to basically get out of your skull. Oh, dude, our new thing. I saw you grab that. Ryan was nice enough to help myself and Dana move a friend in need. And Ryan and my friend Eric did all the work because I didn't want to. And I'm sorry to say that.
Starting point is 00:42:58 I'm very upset with the situation. And but Ryan was nice enough and he fucking worked his ass off. so it was fucking pretty cool. So what's your biggest fear? That my I have a fear of success and I'm I'm a I am Every day I wake up that and I show up to do this job or answer your text. I'm I'm battling it because believe me nothing more in my life. I want to do than just to drive north and go into like the forest and never come back. Why do you want to do that? I mean you had a fun weekend living by a brook I guess? I'm I don't know it's the nihilistic side of me. I found out recently that there's 16 types of personalities. Really? Are there more personalities or more genders? Probably equal and out of that it's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the forest the the the the the the forest the forest the forest the forest the forest the forest the forest the forest the forest the forest the forest the forest the forest the forest the forest the forest the forest the forest. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the forest. the the the the the the the forest. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the forest their their their their their the forest their the forest their the forest their their their the forest the forest the forest genders? Probably equal. And out of that, it's out of the Carl Young idea. And out of that, I am N-J-S. And less than 1% of people on planet Earth are this type of personality. What is the personality? I-N-J-S? So there's four types of things. I believe it's introspective. But the whole idea is this person is an advocate
Starting point is 00:44:07 where they, only thing they want more in life is to like change and for positivity and like, so I don't know, like, there's that part of me that wants to change the world, but there's the part of me that knows only fire will save us, you know, like. I get that as well, which is a big reason why I want to move this podcast from doing heavy geopolitics to exploring other realms of social spiritual skepticism and not getting away from it because don't change it, don't you know we're not changing it we're just expanding it. Yeah, we've got to constantly volley back and forth. Next question.
Starting point is 00:44:45 I'll choose what. There we go. If you could fight one historical figure, who would it be? The fight for question. Anybody? One historical figure. I would fight the number one Rothschild of all time, the guy who started everything. As an adult or as a child? I'd love to go back as a to toolly toolly toolly toolly. tooffic. tooffic. tooffic. tooffic. tooffic. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. to. to. to. too. too. to too. toe, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe. the toe. the the the the too. the the too. the too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. toe. toe child? I'd love to go back as a baby Roth child and just curb stomped that baby. All right you're your pick. No you got to
Starting point is 00:45:11 answer it. Oh who would I fight? Huh. Who do I really not like? I mean in history, dude. Of all time. Hmm. Well, yeah, you know, I guess I would have to... You know, it's so funny, I wish I would have done. I used to have a great baby Hitler bit that was before anybody started talking about baby Hitler. And I never put the bid out on any album, and now like baby Hitler's hacky.
Starting point is 00:45:44 Yeah, maybe I would kick Genghis Kong balls because you never know like he literally probably changed. We killed so many scientists we could have probably had Stargates. Oh that's so interesting a lot of people don't know that the history of him going into Iraq right and he kept he went to what city what's the big city in Iraq? Baghdad and killed what a million people? All they're scientists and they'd they'd like like they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd to they'd to to to th. to the the. their their their their their their their their their the big city in Iraq? Baghdad. Baghdad and killed, what, a million people? Oh, they're scientists, and they never recovered. And they also did that, like he didn't do it, but they did it to France, right?
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Starting point is 00:46:55 What if he was gray and handsome though? What, like, Cort McCown, Elvis? Yeah, Cort McCown Elvis, yeah. Cort McCown's got that fucking, like, sheriff from a small village, a small town in Louisiana haircut going right now. He's Mr. Silver Fox. He's Mr. Still your girl, man. Don't know how you guys do it in the big city, but here, Sheriff McCowan doesn't put up
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Starting point is 00:47:44 Yeah, that'd be pretty cool, right? Freddie Mercury at and Queen at Wembley Stadium. Yeah. That'd be pretty cool, right? Absolutely. Go back and watch what he's considered the greatest performance ever? And then die from pure cocaine that definitely was never stepped on. I don't mind that. Go out with a bang. Fish scale to the Vulcanans.
Starting point is 00:48:01 Just see fucking, Freddie Mercury's teeth that looked like a fucking fence to a haunted house, right? I mean, those teeth were so bad, dude. You're like, your mouth is haunted, home boy. You got a haunted teeth. What about you, Aaron? Where is Aaron slipping through the times? I've said several times that if my only regret is not being born, old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, too, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the.. the. the. the. thean, thea. thea. theaugh, the?e. thea, thea, thea, thea, thean, th not being born well not being old enough to go to see Freddie Mercury at some point. I don't know if I go to Wimbly just
Starting point is 00:48:28 because how huge that was and I wouldn't like that type of crowd and I've also like I have the Bluera that performance but but to see him just at a yeah to see them perform at their peak. How long was that performance? It's like a thirty-five-five would be great man? I'd like I got to see TOOL when they were still playing somewhat small clubs. I would love to go back and like watch all these guys when they were doing like coffee shops or they're like, right? With like the early early years you're like, oh fuck if anyone knew dude, this would be awesome! you know you like you see Jimmy Hendrix playing like the key club or like you know the Roxy upstairs that be so awesome he used to play the Troubadour oh really I would love that dude I would love that I would love that that would where would you go I'd traveled to 2219
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Starting point is 00:49:41 monitor us for the fucking lizard people who run the fucking simulation and their cat piss is gonna accidentally cause a zombie apocalypse. I can get down with that. I could I mean I could see that. I'm not into that but I think that might be true. Uh this is a dark one. Burning or drowning? Can I pick how hot it is? Because I'll go incineration hot and I won't feel anything I'll be gone. I think yeah whatever you want. I'm gonna go burn incineration hot like I'm gone in a millisecond. What about you Aaron burning or drowning? Oh god. Uh... Drowning. Yeah, you know what I'm going to go with a combo. I'm gonna drown in molten lava. That's so badger.
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Starting point is 00:50:46 notion. I got busted, buying drugs off a transsexual hooker, and I got pulled over. It's pretty funny. I got busted. And then they asked for the drugs. I didn't tell him where it was. They found it in my wallet. And then they pulled it out and they go where's the rest of drugs I go that's it he goes how much you pay for it I go 40 and he and the trans sexual hooker started laughing because I obviously got ripped off so that's even worse I go to jail I spend a night in jail because the uh because and then they throw me in jail and then they put a homeless guy who instantly shits his pants like th it it it it it it he it he it he it he it he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he the like he the like he the like he th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he goes he th th th he he he th is he th is he th is he th is he th is he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was like he was like th is like th the was like the was like the the the the the tho the the tho the the the the tho the the is th they throw me in jail and then they put a homeless guy who instantly shits his pants like instantly.
Starting point is 00:51:30 Did they strip search you? Um no no they did. I had a Mohawk at the time so I'm trying to find the the shot. Dude let's get our mug shots. How do you do that? Mine looked, I look like Nick Nulte and Gary Busey had a lunch shot. Is there a place you can go find your mug shot? I'm pretty sure you pay like 30 bucks and you can get Freedom of Information Act. I can get like all your medical records and your mother's made a name. I love that. I'll do that. Okay, talk to the CIA. Your record, this is great. You told the story, then you lost the story because the thing didn't record. Can you tell the story?
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Starting point is 00:53:31 but I'm probably waiting until he's just about to, you know, cardiac arrest. I forget he's even in the car. I'm like, all depending on you. And then like every light passing cars coming. The light is like slicing my skull in half and then my dad's like, hey, and I'm like, oh, and like forget he's even there. And dude, I wake up in the morning like that was a fucking crazy dream and I go and look where we're parked and I'm like, one of my wheels is like slightly on the curb. And I'm like, he didn't, at the end of the day is like, he he he he he he he's he's he's he's he's he he he's he he he's he he's he's he's he's he's he's like, he, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, and like, and like, and like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, like, like, like, he's like, he's like, the day, he's like, yeah, whatever. Your dad is like, fuck it, dude. We tried. We tried, we got into kid doing ass at 16. And then three years later, I was arrested for felony possession of it, so.
Starting point is 00:54:14 Dude, you want to hear the funniest story? He got pulled over by bike cops. Bicycle bicycle. Bicycle cops. Not chips. Yeah. The day after Christmas. By bicycle cops. Pulled over. I wouldn't stop. I know. I'm daring. Well tell him how you were dressed. I had a swayed sheepskin fur coat. It looked like the Marlboro man. He looked like he was trying to sell a used card to Beetlejuice, basically. That's why I look like. And I'm bopping and jiving down the street and then I hear like some bike breaks and I'm like I'm a gentleman I'll step to the side I look behind me and
Starting point is 00:54:51 you weren't even doing acid at this time. You're just retarded. Yeah I'm just a turn behind me two bicycle cops male and female and I'm like okay okay I'm like okay. Okay to to to to to to to th. I'm like th. I'm like th. I'm like th. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm like, I'm like, I'm a tho. I'm a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I'm like, I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a the. I'm a te. I'm a tean. I'm a tryn. I'm a g. I'm a g. I'm a g. I'm a g. I'm a geangeanan. I'm a tryean, I'm a thean, I'm a okay, let's start walking. They're like, there's been some break-ins in the neighborhood. Do you mind if we search you for tools? That's when I found out I could have said no. Well, that just puts you in a bad spot anyways. They find a tiny little piece of paper inside an altoid case and you're a felon. Were you convicted? No, I think some white privilege shit went down. Well you know thank God for that. Thank well dude I would have gotten in trouble in my listen dude you should always do charity work that's what I learned from my fucking arrest do charity work because
Starting point is 00:55:34 the charity event the Armenian bone mail registry uh Mark Gargos is on the board and I've raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for them and he represented me and it turned out that the board and I've raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for them and he represented me and it turned out that the cop who wrested me was crooked and the cop union would let them investigate his history and they dropped the case. Jesus, let's go find that, let's go get that cop in here. No, let's have to talk about, hey bro, he'd be, oh yeah, I tell everybody boxed you. you were the guy who the guy who the guy who the guy who the guy who the guy who the guy who the guy who the guy who the guy who the guy who the guy who the guy who the guy who the guy who th. th. the guy who th. the guy who th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the coped the coped. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He. th. He. th. He. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's too. He's too. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's here. No, let's have to talk about. Hey, bro, he'd be, oh yeah, I tell everybody about you. You were the guy who bought like, uh, group fucking drugs off of, uh,
Starting point is 00:56:09 a chick with a dick. And you had to hang out the guy who shit his pants, Bob. We always didn't bob him whenever we got a new guy. One more, should we do one more? Yeah, go for it, Rando. Rando. Oh, we just did this one. Try a different one. Okay. Randoh, should... Worst job or gig?
Starting point is 00:56:34 Mm-hmm. Worse job or gig? I don't know, man. I don't know. I'm gonna see if we got another one. Guilty pleasure. Guilty pleasure. Oof. Guilty pleasure. Taylor Swift? Yeah, I do have her on my Spotify workout.
Starting point is 00:56:52 What's a show that like you would never tell anyone. Rupal's Drag Queens. I like that show, even though I don't watch a lot of TV. I do like that. I like shiny object trans. I find them entertaining. I've seen every episode of Scrubs yeah and when I saw Zach Braff in a coffee bean and tea I was embarrassed just even like be like oh no what a first 48 too I'm a big first 48
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Starting point is 00:57:38 thii's a that. their most likely to murdering. Dude, that doesn't happen. Haven't you, the only people you've ever thought of murdering? Hasn't it been? Yeah, I'm never like, oh, that random guy down there, I'd like to kill him. No, it's like, oh, this, I wouldn't kill anybody. I wouldn't kill, I would fake my own death. I constantly Google that. How to fake your own death. But no, I would never that. that. that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to that. I to that. I to that. I to to to to to to to to to to to that. I would that. I would to to to to to that. I would that. I would that. I would that. I would that. I would that. I would that. I would that. I would that. I would that. I would that. I would that. I would to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. I to. I to. I would to. I would that. I would that. I would to. I would to. to. to. to. to. that. to. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. I would that. I would that. I would that. I would that. I would that. we going to have another live show? Well, Live Nation, we have people working on it right now, putting it together. First love, first love, great question. I lost my Virginia, Virginia to Lisa Woods.
Starting point is 00:58:15 It was very funny because she decided it was going to happen. Whoa. Yeah, she just came up. She goes, oh, we're going to have sex tonight. She's like, yeah, we're gonna have sex. And that's how it happened. Romantic. Yeah. I got, you know, and I hit it. Action interview her. How was I? You know I lost my Virginia to? Nina Peeples in the dance party machine. And remember that dance show on TV? I put it on because it was music and I jammed to it. Power Humping. Who'd you lose your Virginia to since you're killing,
Starting point is 00:58:54 since you're the heartthrob on the fucking show? I'm the fucking. I'm the fucking ogre. I got bad fucking angles. I gotta go take Jiu Jitsu and being choked out by friends so I could at least be somewhat fuckable! Hey I'm going to EBI 16 on Sunday. Oh you are?
Starting point is 00:59:14 Yeah, if anyone's there you guys should definitely find me. If I am here, I shall go. Yeah, we might not be going with Scott to Vegas for a weekend. I don't know. We'll figure it out. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th the, I'm the, I'm to to to to to to tho, I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to the the the tooooooooooooooo. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to Shit. I might be going with Scott to Vegas for a weekend. I don't know, we'll figure it out. Go on. Why no. So who you can't say? Was it a relative?
Starting point is 00:59:31 The first woman I fell in love with was a redhead ginger. And when we'd walk around together, people would look at us like, brother and sister, the bouncer was like this big like chick and she was like, you guys from Portland? And I was like, no, and she's like, you guys are related? I was like, no, and she's like, ugh. And that's when I was like, oh no, dude. What is Portland not a good thing to be from? I like Portland. They're just known to be a little sense. It's the whitest city in the world. the world. the world. the world. the world. the world. the world. It's the world. It's the world. It's the world. It's their. It's to be th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their. their. they. they. th. th. they. they. they. they's like, they's like, you're you's like, you's like, you's like, you's like, you's like, you's, you's, you's like, you's like, you's you. you. you. you. you. you. you. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. You're they. th. You're like, th. You th. You th. You the whitest city in the world in the country. They have vegan strip bars. It's almost it's awesome to think that I learned my lesson from white women and then from there now it's all about brown. I'm down. Well guys, that is the show. The big 100, I enjoyed this. We should do these more. We could have brought on somebody big but I feel like
Starting point is 01:00:24 we got it We got to like keep it between us a little bit and have fun. I hope you enjoyed it guys go check out the patron Can you look at the patron real quick? Patreon dot com? ti. Foyle hat? We put some episodes on Timfoil hat the patron? The patron? Because that's for the ha-coil fan. I? I? I? th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. th. We. We. We that's. We that. We that. We that. We that. We that. We that. We that. We that. We that. We that. We that. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. t. I. I. I. I. t. I. I. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to. to. I to. I to. I. I. to. t. t. I. t on that. I've decided sometimes we might put the crazier episodes on Timfoyle Hat, the Patreon, because that's for the Haakool fans, you know? We're keeping it coming. We got a lot of good special guests coming that I can't even begin to elude to. And then what we're very excited about is on me and then on top of that we got t-shirts. We got t-t-shirts. Here we go we go we go we go we go we go we go we go we go we go we go we go we go we go we' we' we' we' we' we' we' we' the the the the the the the the the the th th thee, we thea' thea' thea' theat theat theat theat theat. the-a' the-so. the-so. the' the' the' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tfffffffffff. tf. tf. tf. tf. tf. tf. tf. tf. tf. tf. tf. tf. tf. tf. tf. that we got t-shirts we got t-shirts here we go again it's been a pleasure thank you Aaron for everything thank you
Starting point is 01:01:10 Ryan Davis and all the artist Richard Ducat right all you guys who've worked so hard on this show we appreciate you we have so many artists who've drawn stuff for us it would take a whole show to thank all of you you know you you know who are and we're very appreciative to the thir th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th th the the the the the th th the the the th to to the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th the the the the the the the the they they they. the the they the the the to to to to they they to to their the the us. It would take a whole show to thank all of you. You know what you are and we're very appreciative. This is a community. Be a part of it. Takes a village to raise a podcast. Get in it home boy and we'll see you soon. We love you all very much. Thank you for your support. part.

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